general-chat

[pure lodge]

Artist who wants to draw the perfect painting after giving their soul to Slaanesh so he gives them the best brushes ever made

[brazen pelican]

Good goober!

[south valve]

Fists are cool

Kinda underrated ig

But I like how bold they are

“Fuck camo”

[stuck crescent]

I'm honestly more of a guardsmen player

[south valve]

Fair

Steel legion I’m guessing?

[brazen pelican]

Yellow Krieg, you mean?

[stuck crescent]

👍

[south valve]

Ooo he’s not gonna like that

I stand immediately corrected

[stuck crescent]

It doesn't work anymore

[brazen pelican]

I mean I dislike both Krieg and the Steel Legion. But only because they're loyalists. :>

[stuck crescent]

Legion is getting modules (and had modules before krieg)

[dire kayak]

honestly chaos cults need some love

i wanna see more chaos cult minis

[south valve]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Carcharodons is better

[stuck crescent]

They're probably doing dark mechanicus

[south valve]

They’re probably the majority of chaos in lore

[stuck crescent]

The krieg of space marines

[sleek harness]

Not focusing on the space marines eh?

[marsh iris]

chacarons

[south valve]

Yeah

[dire kayak]

like i want more traitor guardsmen but what about the chaos cults

[sleek harness]

Catachans I meant

[dire kayak]

the ones bringing the idea of chaos to hive cities and summoning daemons and creating daemonhosts

[south valve]

Are there traitor specific regiments?

[stuck crescent]

They're cool

[stuck crescent]

A few

[south valve]

Other than Moebian 6th ig

[brazen pelican]

No idea. I just like Slaanesh and 'Nids. :>

[stuck crescent]

The most popular is probably the blood pact

Because of gaunt's ghosts

[south valve]

Ghosts? 👀

Trench ghosts?

Gas masks?

Krieg?

[marsh iris]

gaunt's goats

[south valve]

I used to be quite a big Slaanesh enjoyer, mainly because of the noise marines

[stuck crescent]

No, blood pact is a khornite guard regiment. They believe the emperor is a chaos god and rrevire him as one

[south valve]

Ooo

That’s very cool actually

[brazen pelican]

Nice! I can't help but imagine them blasting Caramelldansen across the battlefield.

[south valve]

“SUCH SWEET CACOPHONY!!” 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[stuck crescent]

I also believe iron warriors and thousand sons have guardsmen equivalents.

But they're rarely mentioned in the current setting

[south valve]

GW when they have an actually unique and conceptually interesting faction:

GW when cardboard characters:

What fantasy factions do you like, Welshie?

[stuck crescent]

Vampires

Specifically Luther Harkon

[brazen pelican]

For some reason Iron Warrior Guardsmen seem extra scary to me. I have no idea why.

[south valve]

Oh nice!

[hazy kestrel]

Iron Warriors are based, can only imagine how based their Guardsmen are.

[stuck crescent]

Fuck boring-von carstein

[south valve]

I have a model of one of those bat dragon things that my dad got me years ago

[brazen pelican]

Heldrake?

[south valve]

Uhhh

Maybe?

[brazen pelican]

Oh wait, no.

[hazy kestrel]

Oi, in this house, Vlad von Carstein is a hero!

[brazen pelican]

You were talking Fantasy.

[south valve]

Yeah

[green vector]

Vargheist

[hazy kestrel]

Disregarding the fact that he declared war on me in my total war 3 campaign

[stuck crescent]

NO

NO

[hazy kestrel]

There could only be one superpower on the map

[brazen pelican]

I like von Carstein. :>

[hazy kestrel]

And apparently everyone turned against me, even my allies.

[green vector]

Ye it's always morathi for some reason

[hazy kestrel]

Smh, no one wanted a chivalric ideals centered world.

[stuck crescent]

HE KILLED BEST VAM-PIRATE AND IS THE REASON CHAOS WON IN END TIMES

[south valve]

I liked Slaanesh in tww3

I didn’t play the game much

But SPEEEED

[hazy kestrel]

That’s the other Carstein isn’t it?

The bastard that stabbed Gelt in the back

[brazen pelican]

Chaos won? I mean, I already like von Carstein, stop selling. :>

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, boring-von carstein

[hazy kestrel]

Vlad Von Carstein is based

[modest flume]

They're also well disciplined

[hazy kestrel]

The other one can go die

[stuck crescent]

Konrad was fun

[modest flume]

Not just bloodthirsty berserkers

[hazy kestrel]

Konrad is cringe

[modest flume]

who up konrading they kurze

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, because GW wanted everyone to go to age of sh*tmar

[stuck crescent]

Not like manfred

[green vector]

Is konrad the little cuck in the mountains who gets mashed by empire and bretonnia?

[hazy kestrel]

I get them all confused

Too many carsteins

Yeah, Mannfred is the bastard

Konrad might be okay

I think

Yes

[brazen pelican]

Sigmar is lame. Warrior Priest trailer for VT2 is fucking great, though. :>

[green vector]

[brazen pelican]

And now I have to watch it again.

[delicate vapor]

Tung

[stuck crescent]

Konrad was the crazy carstein that enslaved necromancers because he couldn't use the winds of magic

[green vector]

I'm talking in game on the map

[stuck crescent]

I don't think he's in game

[green vector]

Who tf is the one next to Karl franz

In the mountains

Barrow legion

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, henrich and his best buddy krell

[hazy escarp]

I hate darktide and I don’t know why

[green vector]

Oh yeah

[stuck crescent]

Fun fact: Henrich was the first fantasy model

[brazen pelican]

Reasonable.

[stuck crescent]

Probably because of the krieg

[graceful hamlet]

Warrior Priest trailer for RTS or whatever is cooler

[astral laurel]

The most unrealistic part of Darktide is that my character cannot shrug off wounds that I'd just flat out ignore IRL.

[brazen pelican]

I have not seen that one. :>

[stuck crescent]

*first special character model, sorry

[astral laurel]

Heorthu, I'm so tough the salty spitoon goes to weeny hut jr's.

[green vector]

Get it right welshie

[astral basin]

Aaa

[stuck crescent]

I'm tired, bite me

[green vector]

I'm a goofy goober YEAH

[graceful hamlet]

https://youtu.be/fv4jc_nW2a8?si=1E--O7hWg3QGY2kr

[astral laurel]

I actually have a scar from a slit neck

it was surgery but still it's badass as fuck

[green vector]

I'm covered in scars me lad

Irl nurgle cultist

[mystic fossil]

nah hadrons just prepping you to become a servitor

[green vector]

Hell yea

[south valve]

Okay

[stuck crescent]

Gwyrdroi

[south valve]

You asked for it

[brazen pelican]

Chad elf. :>

[astral laurel]

I have half a tongue, two scars in my neck, I've been exposed to ten times the lethal acute dose of radiation and survived, the forearm of my right arm is scarred right down it from inside my elbow to my wrist, I've been poisoned, and I only cry for three minutes when I stub my toe.

[dire kayak]

bites you

[stuck crescent]

You sound like my ex

[south valve]

I could be

[brazen pelican]

Good goober.

[south valve]

Ever thought about that?

[dire kayak]

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, what's their name, dwp?

[south valve]

Brennan

[green vector]

Id list mine but I cba

[south valve]

I think

Something like that

[astral laurel]

All that to stop my own body from killing me. Of course I can outlast the rejects :>

[stuck crescent]

I regret telling you that

[south valve]

(You said it earlier, I swear I’m not stalking you)

[brazen pelican]

I believe all of that, except the last bit. If the last bit is true you would be a god.

[stuck crescent]

[mystic fossil]

were you cleaning up chernobyl??

[astral laurel]

No, I was thankfully dealing with a cleaner source and doing it under my own volition.

[green vector]

[astral laurel]

Believe it, spider!

[green vector]

Self inflicted gang

[brazen pelican]

If a god commands, who am I to refuse. ..oOwOo..

[green vector]

High five brother

[astral laurel]

I mean it was either do it or risk having my body try to kill me again.

[south valve]

Oh their name

[astral laurel]

I'm picking the radiation exposure.

[south valve]

Well I think it would be a guy?

[stuck crescent]

.......wot?

[green vector]

Brennussy

[south valve]

You implied you were gay

[stuck crescent]

......this is why I voted plaid cymru

[green vector]

Are you the only one in the village

[mystic fossil]

guys imagine rinda karnak crushing your skull with her thick thighs

[green vector]

[south valve]

I’m sure my perfect memory of every personal detail people give me has nothing to do with the amount of friends I lose

[stuck crescent]

....imagine hadron crushing your skull

[green vector]

Do you think hadron is grippy?

[south valve]

Freak tide

[mystic fossil]

no

nearly 400 years my guy

sefoni on the other hand....

[green vector]

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

[south valve]

400 years of experience

[delicate vapor]

only got 517 gold

broke as hell

[astral basin]

A user has been kicked from the channel

[south valve]

Oh

[astral laurel]

dad walks in
Are you winning, so -
sees this conversation. turns around. leaves

[mystic fossil]

commodore would be so hot it they had a good fit

[south valve]

I thought grippy meant like she grabs you a lot

[green vector]

LOOL

[south valve]

Huh? What happened?

[stuck crescent]

And didn't sell krieg slop

[graceful hamlet]

It’s the Mechanicus, I’m sure they could just install something new

[mystic fossil]

do yall think emore brahms is tight or nah

[green vector]

That's a good as point

[astral laurel]

Is it bad that I want to make my own Imperial Guard army based on the Canadian Expeditionary Force of WWI?

[green vector]

LMFAO

[south valve]

Suddenly I don’t like this conversation

[astral basin]

You n the other weirdo
Talking about croney cyborg

[stuck crescent]

.....I'm going to sleep now

[green vector]

She deffo is my g

[brazen pelican]

Nah, go for it! :>

[graceful hamlet]

But there’s still Kriegers to hate

[mystic fossil]

nah we love canada

[south valve]

Oh

Fair enough

[green vector]

Brahms the kinda woman to stamp all over your spuds in high heels

[jaunty path]

guys

[stuck crescent]

I WILL HATE SLEEP AT THEM

[jaunty path]

I need ur advice

should I drink tonight or no

[green vector]

Know what I mean @stuck crescent

[mystic fossil]

no

[tired sail]

It’s a weekday fr

No

[stuck crescent]

Drink what?

[tired sail]

Save it for the weekend

[green vector]

[south valve]

You should have a glass of water

[graceful hamlet]

Ditch drinking, save the money for something extra stupid

[jaunty path]

rum with tea and or chocolate milk

[tired sail]

Yeah

[green vector]

You know what

[stuck crescent]

Drink j2o

[tired sail]

Water hits hard

[astral laurel]

They would be from the planet Laurentia

[mystic fossil]

is rum with choccy milk good??

[south valve]

What manner of heresy…

[jaunty path]

a lottery ticket?

[stuck crescent]

Why would you ruin good rum with tea?

[brazen pelican]

Gonna need to look that up.

[mystic fossil]

rum and tea i can imagine but choccy milk?

[jaunty path]

cuz it tastes good?

[stuck crescent]

And why would you ruin tea with rum?

[tired sail]

Wh

[astral laurel]

It's not a real planet in 40k

[tired sail]

And why

Chocolate milk

[astral laurel]

But there's plenty of space to add it

[graceful hamlet]

That’s thinking too normal. Get an Imperator Titan model instead

[jaunty path]

rum gives the chococlate flavor a stronger taste.

[green vector]

You clapping dukane or nah

[south valve]

Is this a national thing?

[brazen pelican]

It did yield a real life result, so that's cool. :>

[stuck crescent]

What kind of rum? @jaunty path

[astral laurel]

It's just that a big section of Canada is called Laurentia

[tired sail]

Ik you didn’t ask me but I 100% fucking would

[green vector]

Based

[mystic fossil]

nah, morrow got all that ik he be clapping

[graceful hamlet]

or a life sized doll of 2B

[tired sail]

Oh nah

[mystic fossil]

folkkkkkkk

[tired sail]

Actually

I can’t say much

[green vector]

AYO

[tired sail]

I did just mention clapping Dukane

[astral laurel]

Duwang chew

[jaunty path]

dark rum

[stuck crescent]

.....what kind?

[jaunty path]

bacardi dark rum

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[jaunty path]

wha

[mystic fossil]

fun fact canada has a place knicknamed headless valley

[south valve]

He said that he approves

[green vector]

Don't get no head in that valley

[tired sail]

HAH

[astral laurel]

Oh probably

[stuck crescent]

Bacardi
No
Good

[jaunty path]

its good

loser

[tired sail]

Woah woah

[green vector]

Got his ass

[graceful hamlet]

Is Bacardi the Krieg of rum

[green vector]

Tell em

[jaunty path]

only reason im iffy on drinking tonight is because its april first

[tired sail]

Let’s respect others opinions guys

[stuck crescent]

Maybe thirty years ago

[green vector]

No

[tired sail]

Save it for the scabs!

[astral laurel]

So Bacardi is cheap rum please do yourself a favour and get REAL Havana Club (and not the renamed Bacardi stuff)

[south valve]

Okay

[jaunty path]

no prolly not

[south valve]

(Good ending)

[jaunty path]

theres better

[stuck crescent]

I'm personally more a fan of Jamaican rums

Very funky

[green vector]

Bro is like 50

[south valve]

Fancy

[jaunty path]

hmm

[tired sail]

Never had rum, I legit only drink water, apple juice and blackcurrant

Gotta be that sober friend yk?

[jaunty path]

@green vector you look smort, should I drink tonight

[stuck crescent]

I'm like 30 something

I think

[delicate vapor]

hm yes i love when im about to push a burster and a team mate shoots them just as they nearly reach me

[green vector]

I'm not the one to ask as I do not drink so I cannot give an unbiased opinion

[jaunty path]

old

[delicate vapor]

getto drinking

[tired sail]

Eh

[green vector]

I like shotgunning monsters and going mental in the gym

[tired sail]

No age is too old to enjoy the 40K hobby

Wether it’s videogames or the tabletop

[graceful hamlet]

Count how much money you’d be saving by not drinking all the time, then look at how much RAM you could buy with that money

[tired sail]

[green vector]

Quit drinking for 79 years to buy one ram stick

[stuck crescent]

Nah

Drink the ram

[south valve]

Rum

[graceful hamlet]

Dip the ram in rum

[stuck crescent]

Ram rum

[graceful hamlet]

Ram rum ramen

[stuck crescent]

Better than bacardi

[tired sail]

Pfft

[south valve]

Me when I look at that in a mirror

[stuck crescent]

Bacardi is soo bad

Even myers is better

[green vector]

Never had it

[graceful hamlet]

I just don’t drink ngl

[tired sail]

Same

[south valve]

How do you survive?

[brazen pelican]

Rarely, and when I do it's not a lot. :>

[south valve]

You need water

[tired sail]

Well

[green vector]

What's that cider with the bird thing on it

[tired sail]

I replace the usual hangover/peak you’d get from drinking with sugar

[green vector]

I've had that it's tasty as fuck

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[green vector]

Old something

Idk

You like cider you tell me

[tired sail]

Fair enough

[stuck crescent]

I just drink thatchers

[tired sail]

[stuck crescent]

And get laughed at by German ladies for drinking cider

[graceful hamlet]

Oh yea, what’s the max HP a curio can roll? I want to run triple HP

[green vector]

Margaret thatchers bath water

[tired sail]

HAH

[south valve]

The sweet taste of privatisation

[stuck crescent]

Why are you like this?

[green vector]

[graceful hamlet]

Kind of surprised gamer girl bath water didn’t take off as a product. I guess people aren’t as unhinged as we thought

[tired sail]

Hard pass for me, even if I was that down bad

[green vector]

Oh they are

Have you seen how successful OF is

[tired sail]

Oh yeah

[green vector]

Shit is free online

[stuck crescent]

I don't understand OF

[tired sail]

Same tbh

[green vector]

Oh yeah it's deffo the girl talking to you and some dude she hired

[jaunty path]

boobs pay rent

[graceful hamlet]

It’s like twitch subscribers except with more gooning

[tired sail]

Not to get political but the guys managing it are just guys saying they are “escaping the matrix” whilst literally just organising certain images and videos of woman’s privates

[stuck crescent]

If there's a market for it, I guess

[green vector]

Errbody likes titties

[south valve]

Tempted to make a joke

[green vector]

Do it or no balls

[stuck crescent]

You better not

[south valve]

But it would probably be too far, so now you all have to cope with never knowing it

[tired sail]

I’m curious now

👀

[mystic fossil]

ngl if you a titties guy i kinda feel bad you just gotta except that ass is easier to find

[tired sail]

DAMN IT

[green vector]

I already know what it is

[south valve]

You don’t

[green vector]

Because I'd make the same one

Ya

[south valve]

Trust me, you don’t

[stuck crescent]

No you don't

[green vector]

Trust me I do

[green vector]

[stuck crescent]

Shut your jops

[south valve]

DM me

[tired sail]

[stuck crescent]

Coward

[tired sail]

Awh

[graceful hamlet]

Someone could probably make a pretty profit by setting up an OnlyFeet site

[tired sail]

LMAO

[stuck crescent]

Isn't that already a thing?

[vital loom]

darktide?

more like

fattide

hahahaha

[green vector]

Krieg you the goat you know that

[graceful hamlet]

I wouldn’t know

[stuck crescent]

Feels like that would be a thing

[delicate vapor]

boots

[tired sail]

Idk why but the heavy ogryn seems to fancy sefoni (I forgot why I brought this up)

[mystic fossil]

feet findr

[vital loom]

We’re all gonna die one day.

[stuck crescent]

And?

[tired sail]

Some of us sooner than others

But

You don’t see me crying

[graceful hamlet]

[insert Hulk and Black Widow gif or something]

[green vector]

I love late night darktide chat

[tired sail]

[mystic fossil]

not gabe... he has plans on being immortal

[vital loom]

and i wont be able to play darktide

[vital loom]

real

[tired sail]

Will darktide servers even like

[green vector]

U suck anyway dw

Noob

[tired sail]

Exist in 2068

[brazen pelican]

Keith Richards makes me doubt that.

[stuck crescent]

Bright side, no more krieg nerds

[vital loom]

whats with the hostility

[tired sail]

Darktide 2-3 will probably be a thing!

[south valve]

Somehow, Wolfer returned

[vital loom]

grrrr

[tired sail]

HAH

[graceful hamlet]

Darktide 3 but now we play as Tau Firewarriors and get cushioned seats in our transport

[mystic fossil]

not after the black wall

[tired sail]

OH NO

[mystic fossil]

we aint making it to 2068 choom

[stuck crescent]

Darktide 3, oops all krieg

[tired sail]

ID GENERALLY RATHER GET STEPPED ON BY A PLAGUE OGRYN

[green vector]

I'm English, hostile banter is a form of affection to my fellow tiders

[mystic fossil]

unless we got fully chromed out

[tired sail]

I’m NOT playing as a tau

[vital loom]

ahh understandable, i love Englishmen

[graceful hamlet]

It’s ok, we know you’re into that

[tired sail]

As much as I love them

[tired sail]

WHAT

NO

[green vector]

Chrome dome slop top

[tired sail]

I mean

See if it was a

[stuck crescent]

I don't

[tired sail]

A female plague ogryn then maybe

Why am I debating this

[vital loom]

what are ya, wales?

[green vector]

Stop lying

[stuck crescent]

Get fucked anglo

[green vector]

I mean

Kinda thick tho

[tired sail]

Fr

[south valve]

Only I get to bully the Welshie

[stuck crescent]

I say, as if half my family isn't English

[green vector]

The good half

[vital loom]

i’d tap a female ogryn

[tired sail]

Pfft

[stuck crescent]

And one American

[tired sail]

Do female ogryn actually exist

[vital loom]

they do in 40k lore

[south valve]

Does he own a gun?

[tired sail]

OH NEAT

[stuck crescent]

Yeah

[tired sail]

In that case I’d definitely let myself get stepped on by one

And if I survive I’d ask her out fr

[stuck crescent]

And showed up in a ghaz book

[vital loom]

how do u think Ogryns fuck? A normal human and an ogryn would be like a bull with a small cat

[mystic fossil]

imagine the genepool of purebred ogryns

[tired sail]

Honestly

[stuck crescent]

She's was a pyscher too

[tired sail]

A very disgusting mental image

😭

[vital loom]

but like thats how it works

[twin dirge]

Mistakes have been made

[tired sail]

I know but still

[vital loom]

ogryn n humans dont mix

[twin dirge]

I ate a dozen hard boiled eggs before I went to sleep

[tired sail]

WHY

[stuck crescent]

I regret having eyes and you are the reason

[green vector]

Stinky fucker

[vital loom]

become blind then

[twin dirge]

It was good

[green vector]

LMFAO

[tired sail]

Fair enough

[twin dirge]

Bunghole angry

[stuck crescent]

Then how will I hate the krieg?

[green vector]

AYO

[south valve]

General chat is Russian fucking roulette

[vital loom]

develop your other sendes

senses

[south valve]

Sometimes you get a conversation that makes you want to die

[mystic fossil]

by loving the orcs

WAAAAAAAGHHHHHH

[tired sail]

True

[vital loom]

Cadian Roulette

[tired sail]

Yarrick won’t be pleased 😨

Eh

[green vector]

She Kark my stubber till I waaagh

[mystic fossil]

hes a goodz fight

[tired sail]

Fair

[mystic fossil]

not many good fightahs

[vital loom]

i’d kark a mutant

[stuck crescent]

Honestly think he'll die this edition, for reals

[green vector]

Who's the top

Ghaz or yarrick

[tired sail]

Oh god

NO NO

[mystic fossil]

no fucking way

[tired sail]

IT WAS A JOKE

[stuck crescent]

Isn't ghaz only like 6?

[south valve]

We might have a new candidate for freakiest member

[tired sail]

Ok I’m gonna stop talking about this before I get smited

[green vector]

LMFAO

[vital loom]

whos the current holder

[green vector]

I'm not familiar with lore

[mystic fossil]

prolly heorthu

[south valve]

I think Neapoliton is up there

[tired sail]

Phew

[stuck crescent]

I'm not

[mystic fossil]

they just like sharks

[south valve]

And Heorthu I guess

[vital loom]

@green vector i challenge thee to a one on one battle, in my bed

[south valve]

And giant machines

[tired sail]

Well I think everyone asks freaky questions when we bring up the topic of intercourse in the 40K universe

[south valve]

That escalated fast

[green vector]

I never lose

[mystic fossil]

highkey based

[vital loom]

we’ll see

[green vector]

[twin dirge]

If y'all fuck can I sit in the cuck chair

[tired sail]

Oh, emperor

WHAT

[mystic fossil]

but you'll lose it... your virginity

[tired sail]

DUDE

[green vector]

AYO

[modest flume]

[tired sail]

HELP DUDE

[twin dirge]

LMFAO

[tired sail]

SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP

[green vector]

Spat out my water

[south valve]

Played any good football?

[mystic fossil]

time to take notes

[twin dirge]

Bro was woefully unready

[tired sail]

PRESSING THE RED FUCKING BUTTON RN

[green vector]

I'm legit cryin

[stuck crescent]

No, all my teams have been rubbish

[south valve]

Aw damn 😔

[stuck crescent]

Slot out

[tired sail]

I was very good at rugby tbh

[twin dirge]

I gotta study for next time somehow

[dire kayak]

painted my first arbitestor

arbitrator

[twin dirge]

Show

[vital loom]

freedom version or europe version

[dire kayak]

fuck i can't spell

[stuck crescent]

⚽

[twin dirge]

Freedom ball

[vital loom]

good good good

[twin dirge]

AMERICA

[south valve]

The version that involves feet and a ball

[twin dirge]

FUCK YEAH

[vital loom]

Feet, you say..?

[dire kayak]

gonna paint the melta gunner next

[twin dirge]

No not feet

[tired sail]

NO

PLEASE

[vital loom]

least patriotic yankee

[stuck crescent]

Me and my ex?

[sour oyster]

Trappers on the new(ish?) mission with the green circle ritual finale are busted, they go walk in and out safely but we cant shoot them thats some giga BS

[twin dirge]

Show arbeetes

[tired sail]

NOT MORE FREAK 😭

[brazen pelican]

Good goober!

[green vector]

Hadron foot job

[tired sail]

DUDE

[stuck crescent]

I regret making that joke

[south valve]

EVERY 10 SECONDS MAN

[green vector]

[tired sail]

Words cannot fucking describe how much I want to unsee that

[twin dirge]

Hadron²

[marsh iris]

working on that weak flesh

[green vector]

Even krieg is in on it now

[tired sail]

Ok hadron is a baddie but like

Oh my emperor nvm

[stuck crescent]

NO

[south valve]

Can you lot stop being horny… FOR 5 MINUTES??

[tired sail]

It’s hard dude :(

[twin dirge]

Real question

[tired sail]

Wait no not like that

[twin dirge]

Hadron or sefoni

[marsh iris]

😈

[stuck crescent]

Hadron, obviously

[south valve]

You did that on purpose

[green vector]

Sefoni

[tired sail]

I DIDNT

NOOOOO

[twin dirge]

You're having a hard time, I'm hard, we are not the same

[tired sail]

Hadron

[marsh iris]

she says my flesh is weak, so i harden myself

[tired sail]

Gotta be hadron for me

[twin dirge]

Hadron? More like hardon

[tired sail]

Oh my emperor 😔

[twin dirge]

Alr I'm done

[south valve]

Are you all in heat?

[tired sail]

Phew

[green vector]

We need a slop top servitor ngl

[tired sail]

OK SO

NVM IG

FUCK

[vital loom]

calm down guys Hadron’s CPU is gonna overheat

[south valve]

You’ve finished?

Hypocrisy

[stuck crescent]

Anyone here like Man U?

[south valve]

Betrayal

[twin dirge]

By the time I'm done it's gonna sound like someone dropping a metal pipe on repeat

[green vector]

Everybody finishing

[stuck crescent]

Manchester United fans?

Anyone?

[green vector]

Dude stop my fucking sides are gonna explode

[brazen pelican]

Used to, haven't been paying attention for quite a while, though.

[south valve]

I think everyone around me likes Wolves

[stuck crescent]

I hate you

[twin dirge]

[brazen pelican]

♥

[green vector]

Metal pipe dropping for 10 hours.mp3

[twin dirge]

I pride myself on myself

[stuck crescent]

Fucking man u

[green vector]

Jesus

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry for them

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/di-gi-charat-dejiko-thumbs-up-anime-skin-you-alive-gif-1550950655339625299

[vital loom]

imean i lkke madrid

[green vector]

Are we all good now

[south valve]

Fucking man

[twin dirge]

Man fucking

[stuck crescent]

No

[green vector]

Fucking men

[mystic fossil]

which man?

[south valve]

Last joke

[stuck crescent]

No

[vital loom]

thats what i do for a living

[stuck crescent]

Hate man u

Not even as a joke

[green vector]

Please

[vital loom]

ok i will

[south valve]

Why?

[stuck crescent]

Liverpool supporter

[south valve]

Oh

[vital loom]

guys i like madrid

[south valve]

🇪🇸

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[twin dirge]

One day I'll get pic perms

[vital loom]

viva hispania

[stuck crescent]

Wait, which madrid?

[green vector]

And that's the day you get banned

[south valve]

I fear for that day

[brazen pelican]

We had them, it was ruined. :<

[vital loom]

feet ball

[green vector]

[twin dirge]

Real.

[tired sail]

You all disgust me

[stuck crescent]

No, like real or athletico

[twin dirge]

I disgust myself

[modest flume]

I literally can't believe you're asking

Sefoni obviously

[twin dirge]

Welcome to the club

[green vector]

Hadron come over here a sec

[south valve]

Hadron, save us

[green vector]

I dropped something can you pick it up pls

[mystic fossil]

guys off topic question do yall think with the tech in 40k you could fully gender swap?

[twin dirge]

I'm a dirty little nurgling

[south valve]

From their horniness

[vital loom]

real madrid

[south valve]

Fuck

[stuck crescent]

Don't do it, its a trick

[south valve]

Autocorrect

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi stands

[mystic fossil]

hadron how do i rizz sefoni

[tired sail]

Im logging this to rannick

[vital loom]

ye

[green vector]

I want sefonis tank juice

[stuck crescent]

Krieg behaviour

[vital loom]

Sefoni’s bath water pls pls pls

[south valve]

Hey guys, what’s our favourite bible verse?

[mystic fossil]

why do you hate the krieg btw?

[vital loom]

Lunch 12:41

[twin dirge]

IVE DONE IT

[tired sail]

The bible is heretical

[brazen pelican]

The one in Pulp Fiction went kinda hard in the circumstance. :>

[south valve]

Wait that’s actually a really good joke

[twin dirge]

I've successfully expelled all dozen eggs out from between my sulfurous canyon

[green vector]

Ayo

[vital loom]

send priof

[green vector]

You need to have your typing privelages revoked

[stuck crescent]

Faceless test tub clone meat robots hard carried by ww1 aesthetic and unfunny memes

[tired sail]

Well yes but you also need them revoked

[vital loom]

i-im sorry big englishman zaddy

[stuck crescent]

Please no

Why are you like this?

[tired sail]

Dude I’ve had more pleasant conversations with servitors

[dire kayak]

i remember using this brass-like metallic paint for the barrels of melta weapons but i can't for the life of me remember the name

[pure lodge]

John 3:16

[dire kayak]

it might've been balthasar gold, or runefang steel

[vital loom]

unpopular opinion: anyone who owns a cz is gay

i own a cz

[south valve]

I like Mark 16:24

[dire kayak]

the one that says "he who smelt it, dealt it"

[stuck crescent]

Austin 3:16

[tired sail]

Emperor 40:00:00

[vital loom]

palms 16:8

[green vector]

Palms 6:7

[rigid basin]

Is it just me or is the double barrel totally anemic? It feels like it should do the most damage out of any shotgun. I find all it does is push people around

[vital loom]

my eyes grow weak they fail cus of my foes

[south valve]

I want to say that thing Gordon Ramsay said that one time

[lethal solstice]

You probably aren't building it right

[south valve]

“Young man, you’re gonna kill yourself!”

[green vector]

Ayo hadron what you tryna do with that metal claw

[twin dirge]

Something something and suddenly the world flooded

[lethal solstice]

Its one of vet's strongest horde clear options

[mystic fossil]

they should buff it yeah but for me i get work in with it

[vital loom]

i wish hadron was a man

[rigid basin]

I’m trying castigators charmed reload, man stopper scatter shot

[tired sail]

I have simple, pure intentions, get you’re mind out of the gutter

[south valve]

What is that reaction

[mystic fossil]

but my hadronussy

[lethal solstice]

Ahhh see thats your problem

Arbitrator ranged build

[vital loom]

u can get the hadronbussy instead

[south valve]

33

[lethal solstice]

Run it on weapon spec vet with manstopper flechette

[stuck crescent]

Nos da

[lethal solstice]

Literally a world of difference

[south valve]

Mootas Pharg

[twin dirge]

AW HELL YEAH

[vital loom]

ASS EMOJI???

[fading otter]

Shit does go hard but not actually a real bible verse tho, most of it was just Tarantino written monologue and the little part that’s kinda from the bible is paraphrased pretty hard

[rigid basin]

True, it’s good at horde clear but that might be why I think it’s weak. I feel like ranged is usually better for specialist removal and horde clear for melee

[green vector]

She mootash on my pharg till I poxburst

[mystic fossil]

guys do you realize that grendyl has an insane face profile and that he genuinely mogs the rejects

[brazen pelican]

Ah, that's a shame. :<

[green vector]

Hes literally the gigachad dude

[tired sail]

[south valve]

I heard Leviticus 18:22 is pretty cool

Not sure what it says

(Joke)

[vital loom]

Grendyl bought the ship with his face card when his debit card declined

[rigid basin]

I did this build a long time ago. I’ll try it again. It’s fun to go big boom but just feels bad when you near point blank push a scab gunner to the ground with what feels like the chonkiest gun out there

[vital loom]

what was that one

like

abt homosexuality or smthing

[south valve]

My favourite verse is Ford, F 1:50

[south valve]

Yeah

I’m sure it’s full of positivity

:)

[restive walrus]

Darktide rubbing my belly rn

[vital loom]

truth to be told, it didnt condemn homosexuality as a sin but more of a cultural taboo at the time when it was written

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[restive walrus]

Just slapping my belly darktide

New emote

[vital loom]

can i slap it next

[mystic fossil]

like a seal?

[south valve]

I guess so yeah

[restive walrus]

Fell for the trap

[south valve]

I think there’s also one in Corinthians?

[vital loom]

pls dont blow on me

[mystic fossil]

hes bursting everywhere

[restive walrus]

Just rubbed my belly and woke up in er cause I put my finger in my belly button and smelt it

Darktide

[vital loom]

it comes up a lot of times but mostly in corinthians and leviticus

[somber stream]

Freak

[green vector]

[brazen pelican]

Henlo, Licht!

[gloomy tartan]

Your not gray anymore

[vital loom]

never in the new testament once does it condemn homosexuality

[gloomy tartan]

Boooo

[vital loom]

but

red cool

grey bad

[gloomy tartan]

Damn grays

[restive walrus]

Being grey is a formative experience

[somber stream]

It's 3AM Neuro, henlo

[vital loom]

is that a arthur morgan reference

[restive walrus]

Call it greying out

[south valve]

Even then, I think a lot of it is just Paul himself

[gloomy tartan]

Now your no longer a lower class citizen

I guess your cool now

[south valve]

Not God

[vital loom]

o yeah definitely

[brazen pelican]

Closer to 4 AM. :>

[restive walrus]

We can rp that you are still grey

If you want

[vital loom]

how

u guys gonna

booly me

and slam me in a locker

[gloomy tartan]

So like we treat you like shit

Yeah

[restive walrus]

I was getting there man damn

[green vector]

Get back in the basement

[somber stream]

It's already Daylight saving time huh, fuuuuuck

[vital loom]

im bottom so ig its okay

[stark bobcat]

Another average day in Genchat

[south valve]

That’s enough discord I think

[brazen pelican]

Can I offer you a Döner in these trying times?

[vital loom]

Bye painted all the best

[green vector]

There is definitely goo in the sack

[restive walrus]

That’s not my fault

[gloomy tartan]

Time to send in the next wave

Front charge in 3 minutes

[vital loom]

what is love

[gloomy tartan]

For the emperor

[south valve]

It was worse earlier

[somber stream]

I'm going back to sleep lol, why employers in asia can't really tell if it's normal or DST

See you in a bit

[vital loom]

baby dont hurt me

[gloomy tartan]

Is that fuckint hadron?

[restive walrus]

Frognang more like frogag
They thinking we treat em better than a slag.

But we just getting the bag

[brazen pelican]

Sleep well. :>

[gloomy tartan]

In this economy?

[restive walrus]

Darktide

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck is hadron doing here

😮

[restive walrus]

I hope you like my rp rap

[tired sail]

I was merely commenting on the depraved comments of me

[vital loom]

Get a load in this guy

[restive walrus]

S-slap..belly?

[tired sail]

Disgusting, truly

[vital loom]

boiiiiiing

[gloomy tartan]

Hadron since you said I did such a good job during my expeditions can you help me with my cybernetic legs my foot feel funny

[vital loom]

serviturd

[gloomy tartan]

Why is my cybernetic foot itchy hadron

[dire kayak]

that's so real

servitorize me

[tired sail]

If I still had the biological tissue I would be cringing right now

[restive walrus]

I think we should be able to send audio messages in chat

[gloomy tartan]

No it would just be farts

[green vector]

People just sending voice notes of them clapping cheeks

[restive walrus]

You’d get some crazy cheek slapping

[vital loom]

hadron were you the class pass around back in high school? i must know

[gloomy tartan]

Sending voice notes of nurgle shorting

[restive walrus]

That’s true

[vital loom]

Clanking cheeks for hadron*

[restive walrus]

Hadron is it true you are able to turn yourself into a bike

[vital loom]

Hadron transformer

no way

[tired sail]

I am mortified right now

[restive walrus]

Hadron is the local bike for the rejects

[vital loom]

Hadron can you turn into a toaster my bread need toasting

[gloomy tartan]

Hadron when will one of your servitors answer my help ticket my cyberlegs need a tune up foot feels funny

[green vector]

LMFAO

[gloomy tartan]

My foot itchy

[restive walrus]

Hadron I NEED you to turn into pair of socks

It’s important

[green vector]

[tired sail]

I cannot assist you with that

[tired sail]

Neither this

[gloomy tartan]

It’s cybernetic legs

[restive walrus]

What about being a bike doh

[tired steeple]

So

April fools

[gloomy tartan]

I thought cybernetics was your expertise

[restive walrus]

The FUCK

[tired steeple]

Favourite day of the god Tzeentch

[restive walrus]

it is April
Fools

[tired sail]

It is, but my multiple cybernetic eyes see straight through you

And what I see is ghastly

[vital loom]

Hadron would we be compatiable if you gave me a cybernetic dong

[gloomy tartan]

YOU SAID I DID GOOD JOB DURING EXPEDITOJ

😭

[green vector]

Aight I'm tapping out gn gooner chat

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t have shit in space Detroit

[restive walrus]

Come back here

We need you

[tired sail]

Indeed

[restive walrus]

RuneScape man…

[tired sail]

I am leaving as well

[restive walrus]

We love u…our favourite little chud..

[green vector]

[vital loom]

Hadron turning into a bike and then cycling away

[restive walrus]

She would do that

[vital loom]

real

[gloomy tartan]

How many more expeditions until I get my legs tuned up by Jose the servitor

[tiny prairie]

Anyone knows if we get a shop reset this week?

Or is it the next?

[restive walrus]

Someone give a real answer

[gloomy tartan]

lol cycles

[restive walrus]

I’m not smart enough to turn it into a joke

[tired steeple]

Shouldn’t it be this week

I remember last week people said next week

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia lives

[restive walrus]

Thank you Magos slaps belly. Burps

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia stands

[tiny prairie]

Ty

Btw when it resets...is it the whole thing or just the last page?

[gloomy tartan]

Last page

[vital loom]

Cadia blew up

[tiny prairie]

holy shit these guys are tards then

[gloomy tartan]

DLC classes only get one page so

[tiny prairie]

And they have only 1 skin each too lmao

[restive walrus]

Cadia. I few up ☹️

[vital loom]

canada blew up

[gloomy tartan]

I will blow your head SMOOF the FUCK off gang

[simple cliff]

Guys, when do you consinder it acceptable to kick (or ignore) a player? I am trying to do the 'dont get downed x amount of times in a row' penance. A guy joins, level 25, acts new. Cool. Whatever. I can easily carry in Malice unless he is so dumb that-
Deamonhost #1: He attacks it, panics, doesn't block, and nearly dies but I barley am able to kill it in time with rapid las shots to the face+focus. I tell him they can be ignored and if they get mad, just block when the others shoot it.
Daemonhost #2: He attacks it, proceeds to run the fuck away as fast as he can and make the host nearly impossible to shoot. Dies. Host leaves.
I repeat the same advice in text and voice.
Daemonhost #3: He does the exact same thing again and tries running away. He also detonates a barrel right next to me that WOULD HAVE killed me if I hadn't gotten extremely lucky, it knocked me off the map but I feel onto a ledge and the game just teleported me back when the bots couldn't pathfind to me.* He dies again.*

I get fed up, see him tied up... I go past him. He quits. Am I the asshole because it legit felt he was trying to do it on purpose. Like he saw a level 30 with the havoc gear on malice and thought "omfg, this is going to be so funny. I bet he's going the thing."

[marsh iris]

stop fighting, make out

[vital loom]

ur gonna blow me???

[gloomy tartan]

It ain’t that serious gang

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia blew before the guard did

[simple cliff]

My social anxiety extends to video game behavior.

[gloomy tartan]

Remember reach

[tiny prairie]

I just kick and block anyonme that doesnt play in Coherency or tries to solo shit but then gets trapped

[vital loom]

Canada blow

[restive walrus]

I’m gonna me honest I skimmed this shit and genuinely thought this devolved into you two making out somehow

[gloomy tartan]

America stole Canada in fallout

[graceful hamlet]

Doesn’t the demon dip after killing the person who woke it up or whatever?

[gloomy tartan]

They just fucking took it

[tiny prairie]

But i mean if you cant solo a Malice run its prolly a skill issue fr fr og

[restive walrus]

Genuine toxic yuri/yaoi in my gen chat

[vital loom]

My goodness

[gloomy tartan]

In the fallout timeline America just took Canada

[vital loom]

ill take u too

[gloomy tartan]

They just fucking took it

[simple cliff]

To be fair. Trappers are bullshit.
Dog, that's on you. Trapper... yeah I can understand.

@graceful hamlet Yeah, it ONLY killed him. Only on higher diffs does it kill more people. But he might have not known that if he was legit new and trying to troll.

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not a duck at the park

You can’t just take me like a item

[restive walrus]

I give that one a 4/10 get ur flirts better game

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a cadian being

[graceful hamlet]

Then just let it eat him. He’ll figure it out

[gloomy tartan]

I have a soul for the emperor

And cadia

[fair bridge]

jesus christ the backup is STILL going on

[restive walrus]

What about a butthole

Who that owned by

Eh?

[fair bridge]

we went to go see project hail mary

it was pretty good

[restive walrus]

Who owns that shit

[tiny prairie]

get the special spawner announcer mod

[gloomy tartan]

Who owns your butthole in Warhammer

[tiny prairie]

ez

[gloomy tartan]

This is my Ted talk

We begin with

[simple cliff]

I did. Brother, when I play on malice or lower I bring the humble lasgun. That shit cannot murder a host fast enough on it's own before the kill and I am a ranged build.

[gloomy tartan]

Angron owns your butthole

[fair bridge]

ryan gosling looked hot as hell in those glasses

[gloomy tartan]

Bro remember him in drive

[fair bridge]

sweet movie

[gloomy tartan]

With that cool jacket

Fuck

He was so cool

[simple cliff]

I just can't believe how lucky I got with that barrel. If the host hadn't killed him and I hadn't touched a random af off-map ledge, it would have been over. But if you fall and the bots cannot pathfind to you, you get teleported back. Lucky af.

[fair bridge]

he got something done with his cheeks or something, like a facelift kinda

cheek filler

[gloomy tartan]

REALLY?

No way

I didn’t know he had work done

[fair bridge]

very slight

[brazen pelican]

On Malice I'd probably assume it is someone new that doesn't pay attention to the chat.

[gloomy tartan]

Super casual

I mean I won’t judge

[fair bridge]

good movie though worth watching

people even shut the fuck up in the theater which was shocking to me

[gloomy tartan]

Drive was so cool the soundtrack

Oh yeah he’s in that new movie

[fair bridge]

kinda wish we saw it in IMAX but RPX was still alright

[simple cliff]

Now that you think about, a friend of mine I play with is so unaware if we weren't in voice he'd NEVER know anything. He was using the default shovel the entire time because he legit never knew that hadron and the stores existed because he never paid attention.

[gloomy tartan]

It was good?

[fair bridge]

yes

[brazen pelican]

I can relate. Got a friend who joined us for Aurics and shit who never learned how to upgrade weapons and curios. :>

[fair bridge]

i was most impressed with the visuals

the hard science stuff was alright too

i didn't think it made a whole lot of sense how the fuel thing worked though

[simple cliff]

Also, night missions are dope as fuck. I should do them more often. I had legit a moment like the trailer where I turned my extra lasgun barrel on and saw a entire pox-walker horde just chilling in front of me... they noticed the light.

[fair bridge]

like they use astrophage as fuel by agitating it and expelling it out as propellant but what exactly was stopping him from picking up more at tau ceti

[tired steeple]

Imagine playing the game and morrow gets a grindr notification

[fair bridge]

maybe they explained it but i didn't get why fuel was even a problem for him

[restive walrus]

Chad just took a shit so hard my toenails flew off

I’m back I’m so back

[restive walrus]

Best comment of 2026

I bow

[simple cliff]

The emperor was a man, the emperor is the greatest, therefore loving men is the greatest and blessed are the grindr notifcations. It has been decreed.

[dire kayak]

meow

[jaunty path]

The emperor was a woman

[restive walrus]

The emperor if they were a worm

Chat rp it

[simple cliff]

Checks notes.
"Lore indicates he has lived thousands of lives, presenting as both men and women over his 40,000+ year existence to influence human history."

[simple cliff]

Dune crossover when?

[brazen pelican]

Is the Emperor secretly based?

[jaunty path]

In 1 hour and 45 minutes

I can drink