general-chat

[wet swift]

chat i leveled a vetera to 30 and i for the love of the emperor can't understand how people play this class

[green vector]

vet is based

[south valve]

Shoot the heretic

[amber delta]

it's the rule of 3 S

shout shoot stab

[jaunty path]

Wdym

What's the struggle

[amber delta]

my struggle

[fiery wave]

Be Oprah, but with 'nades.

[green vector]

AYO

[amber delta]

[fiery wave]

You have a 'nade, you have a 'nade and you have a 'nade!

[formal mortar]

Rain falls and sirens begin blaring

[wet swift]

mods broke again? ffs

[quartz chasm]

Installed back DT

Time for some 40k lore cracking

[cosmic lynx]

Mods can't break if you don't have mods.

[jaunty path]

Just deploy ur mods again

[quartz chasm]

Computer says no

[jaunty path]

This game sucks ass without mods

[wild vector]

Deploy the mutant admins

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-mutant-warhammer-40k-darktide-mutant-gif-1118053842768353546

Damn

[green vector]

admins do be mutants

[cosmic lynx]

If you say so. I'll just keep not using em though.

[frail basin]

Is there crossplay in darktide?

[green vector]

bro is right for once

[jaunty path]

Reported

[wet swift]

one of them is crashing my game

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

Uninstall ig?

[cosmic lynx]

Report this

[frail basin]

Oh hell yeah, gonna be playing some rounds tonight with my comrade

[wet swift]

IKR ? BUT WHICH ONE

caps

[frail basin]

will host a strike party

[jaunty path]

Pink amogus? Rare...

[gloomy zinc]

scoreboard? were you using hive scum crate?

[jaunty path]

Have you tried updating them

Also yea scoreboard crashes

[frail basin]

What kinda mods are there for the game? On PS5 so i cant get them

still enjoying Darktide anyway, have been liking Ogryn and Zealot so far

[cosmic lynx]

Auto clickers, enemy warnings, collectible highlighting, scoreboard. Things people argue are totally necessary.

[frail basin]

Oh

[green vector]

i mean yeah don't mention all the actual qol mods just the cheat ones

[jaunty path]

Its just that the quality of life I've been enjoying makes not having mods very annoying.

I have a mod that automatically opens crates. Colored stims. More than one boss bar. Mods that disable certain visual effects

[cosmic lynx]

What is this a test?

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah and uh uhhh creature spawner

[gloomy zinc]

i like qol mods like ability cooldown timers

[cosmic lynx]

Am I being graded?

[green vector]

[frail basin]

I understand the enemy warnings in particular, mf poxbursters move in at Mach 5 with little audio queue

[wet swift]

i am doing a vet melee build with devil claw to parry

[jaunty path]

Autoclickers kinda valid cuz some peoples hand aches spam clicking ya know.

[cosmic lynx]

It's popular for a reason.

[cosmic lynx]

Yeah yeah yeah.

[frail basin]

Real

[tired sail]

True, the mods are great

For example, ogryn fart taunt

[jaunty path]

Yeeeeeep. Idc if its cheating. FS needs to fix this fuckin game. Yes I like knowing where a trapper and burster is coming from at all times because I don't like wearing headphones. They hurt my ears

Also

Weapon fov

Weapon fov is very nice

[frail basin]

im really missing out man, lol

[graceful hamlet]

It’s also like the only game you can’t play while listening to podcasts and shit

[storm ember]

i like the mod that lets you point at things

[jaunty path]

Yeah its a lot better on pc

[cosmic lynx]

You can if you turn off in game music and turn up sounds slightly over the audio of your choice. Its how I play.

[jaunty path]

Yes you can! I do. But thats bc i have spidey sense. But some ppl play and have music blasting. I also listen to jerma while playing sometimes

[frail basin]

Bro these custom emojis are so blessed

[jaunty path]

Indeed

[frail basin]

this restores my faith in discord

not rly but its funny

[jaunty path]

Be here long enough and watch it disappear

[frail basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-monkey-neuron-activation-n6o5muKaBkYqP0eTUC

NO EMBED FAILURE

[low blade]

No image perms in general

[wet swift]

oh i never use scoreboard

[jaunty path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1184842927004987412/caption-1-7.gif

I don't use scoreboard but I kinda miss it

[frail basin]

i dont like the way this cat is looking at me

[jaunty path]

Though

[jaunty path]

Scoreboard is breeding grounds for toxicity tbh

[frail basin]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

Then again

Havoc is in general

[green vector]

says the auto clicker and spidey sense user

[jaunty path]

Remove demotion...

[frail basin]

Ive been playing at Hazard/Difficulty 4 with my friend and its been quite intense

[jaunty path]

How does that invalidate my point runescape man

Also

[green vector]

shut it cheater

[jaunty path]

I don't use autoclickee

[jaunty path]

How is autoclicker cheating even if I did use it

Do you like carpal tunnel

[nocturne bloom]

Skrill issue

[neon agate]

Even then tbh I would like for my own stats at least

[green vector]

look at my pfp and guess if i like carpal tunnel

[neon agate]

To criticize myself

[frail basin]

touche

[jaunty path]

Lamia you're Hungarian

[nocturne bloom]

And youre from new York

[jaunty path]

Probably

[jaunty path]

You're Hungarian

[frail basin]

Bro i almost burst out laughing in the middle of a college class, u cant do this to me

[nocturne bloom]

Youre new yorkian

[cosmic lynx]

I wonder how many DLa the auto clicker mod has and how many of them would admit they don't care about carpal tunnel.

[jaunty path]

I can't win

[jaunty path]

I mean its just convenient

[cosmic lynx]

I'm sure it is.

[jaunty path]

Should be in the game really

[little marten]

Ok guys don’t hate me

[jaunty path]

Though

[little marten]

I got cadians

[obtuse oak]

too late for that

[jaunty path]

Only time where its truly fucked up

Is on inferno staff

[frail basin]

This gives terraria mod discussion vibes

[little marten]

🙈

Can’t see can’t hurt me

[jaunty path]

Need to get to that eventually

So many games I barely touch

[little marten]

I just wanted some generic guardsmen

[neon agate]

Uhhhh

I'm a frog

[jaunty path]

Hazy is a frog

[nocturne bloom]

DT modders and Terraria modders competing to see who can make their community more shit because they dislike a qol mod

[frail basin]

A- fucking- men

tell me about it

[green vector]

[jaunty path]

Psychonautics is ok as a mod

It is walls yes

But it is also

A pve game

[cosmic lynx]

Damn. This is a sore subject for you, huh?

[neon agate]

Yes

[nocturne bloom]

I personally do not care

[jaunty path]

Also makes the game a lot more visually comprehendible tbh

[frail basin]

Whats kinda wild is that chaos spawns in darktide are mini bosses, while in space marine 2 they are just a majoris

lol

[frail basin]

Thats also fair

[wet swift]

imagine using scoreboard to whine and moan about damage, good that it crashes lol

[green vector]

maybe cause we arent space marines?

[nocturne bloom]

But if there's a mod that makes you hate poeple lmk so I can check it out and use it

[jaunty path]

CARE NOW CARE NOW GRRRR GET INTO A ARGUMENT ME ON THE INTERNET NOWWWWWWWWWW GRRRRRRRRR

[tired sail]

True

[frail basin]

Yeah, its still funny to think about

[tired compass]

Why is my ginger ogryn brunette?

[formal mortar]

I won't hate you... but orks...

[neon agate]

OH. so lore wise. No enemy we fight in darktide are terminus or higher. We literally can't win

[cosmic lynx]

All of them. Go download all of them

[jaunty path]

Technically build check for party finder

[formal mortar]

Hair colors are still broken

[jaunty path]

Me after declining every inferno staff user I see

[tired compass]

just change the color string god damn it

[neon agate]

The only people that would have a chance in terms of lore would be a full team of arb

[nocturne bloom]

I hope you decline me too

[jaunty path]

[cosmic lynx]

The edgiest.

[frail basin]

I only notice arbites bc of the dogs

[tired steeple]

Had a great dream last night

A fat woman sat on me

[timber elk]

Guys

[frail basin]

[jaunty path]

Why can't I have this

[timber elk]

Master of the universe is getting a movie

[neon agate]

Whoever would decline is crazy. You seem extremely cool

[timber elk]

I

[tired sail]

You didnt know?

[jaunty path]

I had a dream about tadc

[timber elk]

This looks good

[frail basin]

Whats that again

[timber elk]

I need to watch this

[jaunty path]

30 guns. 50 anime girl cups. Uhhh. League player.

[nocturne bloom]

60

[jaunty path]

[neon agate]

And? If we exectued people by what games they play I would be gone

[tired sail]

[frail basin]

first 2 are based

[nocturne bloom]

I actually bought enough guns in March that the state wouldnt let me buy more for a month

[jaunty path]

Do you play league

[neon agate]

Like i played rivals, smite, and overwatch

LOL

[neon agate]

No

[jaunty path]

Good

[frail basin]

Jesus, didnt know there was a limit

[neon agate]

OH QUESTION QUESTION

[jaunty path]

You know you probably have agents watching you

[nocturne bloom]

Not in every state

[neon agate]

Can I see them

[jaunty path]

He bought an M1

[nocturne bloom]

Yea but they dont know I watch them

[neon agate]

I want to see some of the guns

[jaunty path]

He has a lot

Idk of each kind

[cosmic lynx]

When you go to the shooting range do you look like a porcupine all quilled out with guns and rifles?

[frail basin]

you know him?

[nocturne bloom]

Last 2 I bought was an M1 Garand and a mossburg 930 spx

[jaunty path]

Online only but id like to see his collection

[frail basin]

Same

[jaunty path]

Irl

[nocturne bloom]

Missus is like a 6 hour drive from me tops

[frail basin]

oh M1 Garand So blessed

[jaunty path]

I keep asking for a gun but he never gives me one

Tell lamia to give me a gun

[tired sail]

Isnt like everywhere in america a 6 hour drive away from eachother 😭

[frail basin]

if i had a gun i would get a garand man

[frail basin]

yes

[neon agate]

No

[tired sail]

Ah well

[nocturne bloom]

I drive to Georgia in 21 hours so no

[misty trench]

I remember the old 4th, the toggle one yea?

[jaunty path]

I think I had a dream using an m1

[neon agate]

This is like the biggest boomer thing ever

[tired sail]

All i have is a sick katana my dad used to own

[frail basin]

Im only 20 alr im not that old yet

[tired sail]

Illegal to sharpen though

[jaunty path]

I have my grandfathers wooden baton

[tired sail]

He says he kept it incase a zombie apocalypse happened lmfao

[frail basin]

so based

[elder merlin]

Holy shit, Aquila actually knows. Look, @brazen pelican

[neon agate]

LMAO yeah I am 24 lol, but still that seemed like a dad joke

[tired sail]

True

[nocturne bloom]

I can post my m1 garand ping in zealot chat

[frail basin]

YOOOO DO IT

[elder merlin]

Time to steal your identity

[neon agate]

Petrus brother we look like

Completely different

[jaunty path]

I have a psychiatrist appointment tomorrow

[neon agate]

HAVE FUN

[frail basin]

I was about to tell you to

[jaunty path]

L m a o

[frail basin]

YOU STOLE MY LINE YOU BASTARD

[nocturne bloom]

Its posted

[elder merlin]

Listen, all i'd have to do is just grow out my hair a little bit, we're practically twins otherwise

[misty trench]

as long as you don't ask me about limbo reworks because there's been too many and the frame still needs more xdd

[elder merlin]

I just remember Limbo's bubble, dats it

[brazen pelican]

Always knew Aquila was a Chad. :>

[neon agate]

Brother we ARE DIFFERENT SKIN COLORS

[elder merlin]

All i gotta do is get a tan again, its fine

[neon agate]

And different body types

[elder merlin]

Like i said, practically twins

[neon agate]

This is like an Ogryn trying to impersonate an arb

[ancient violet]

I don't see color

I'm literally fucking blind

[woven sigil]

Just slap a helmet on him, the Ogryn will do fine, its not like Arb's arent already short on braincells or nothin

(totally not bias)

[elder merlin]

Good thing you got echolocation

[ancient violet]

Tru

[neon agate]

There is way more than just that

[woven sigil]

No there isn't

[brazen pelican]

Like a bat. Bats are pretty cool. :>

[neon agate]

Height different, ogryns are like 200 lbs heavier, and their speech is different

Also I don't think Petrus is going to want to wear Castigators hood

[brazen pelican]

Just teach the Ogryn the word "Lex" and they'll blend in fine.

[neon agate]

They would definitely just say "flex" instead

[woven sigil]

It's alright, the Arbs have trouble pronouncing it too sometimes

[brazen pelican]

Like with muscles, because Ogryn the strongest.

[neon agate]

Yes

We love ogryns

Also Slaaneshi my friends say my hive scum build seems so scuffed lol

And honestly yeah

[elder merlin]

True

[neon agate]

It kind is

[brazen pelican]

Oh?

[neon agate]

It's so bad

[woven sigil]

200lbs is an understatement btw, its more like 600lbs

[neon agate]

But I love it

[elder merlin]

[brazen pelican]

If you're having fun, you're still winning. :>

[neon agate]

Yes

[woven sigil]

Except for when you're floor-inspecting

[brazen pelican]

I need to make sure the floor is made out of floor.

[woven sigil]

It's alright mate, we've all been there, sometimes the stimms hit a little too hard

[neon agate]

Lmao I am definitely not

I effectively have 50% dr

And with Rampage and stim it goes up to 90%

[woven sigil]

The lady doth protest too much, deffo a floor inspector

[neon agate]

LMAO I can share the build I saved it

But it's awful and i love it

[whole glade]

PETER TURBO IS BACK HOES

WOOOOOOOO

[frail basin]

Chat, i need to confide smth

[whole glade]

FORGET SBR PETER TURBO IS BACK!!!!!!!!!

GRAHHHH

[frail basin]

is it weird that i think Hadron is kinda fine

[frail basin]

W

[whole glade]

GRAHHH

[whole glade]

no?

shes hot

[frail basin]

WWWW

thanks

I love her sass in particular, very entertaining

[whole glade]

shes cyborg mommy fr

idgaf

[thick coyote]

Yes it is

And I will judge you for that

Toaster Fiddler

🫵

USB plugger

[frail basin]

Yes, i will not be shamed

And i will not falter

[thick coyote]

You want to turn her floppy disk around, flip the switch and unlock her huh

Real sick

What else can I say

[frail basin]

[gloomy tartan]

The fuck

[thick coyote]

Plug in is too on the nose

[gloomy tartan]

The actual fuck

[thick coyote]

Not funny

Oh

I get it

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t touch hadrons ram

[thick coyote]

You want the old lady

So when she dies

You loot her ram

And sell it

[frail basin]

No

[thick coyote]

Ok I think that's all for now

[frail basin]

God forbid a man be her little varlet

[thick coyote]

I got nothing against the varlets

I got everything against Hadron

Piece of shit

[frail basin]

lol

[thick coyote]

Bricked all my good weapons

[gloomy tartan]

I just saw a video on a planet called jopall

They all have to pay debts for everything they ever used since they were born

That sucks lol

[south valve]

I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism: spaaaace!
Oh shit-

[thick mesa]

Just played my first “mostly ranged enemies game” and it was a really fun time. Wish it would pop up more for maelstroms

[green vector]

I didn't even know that was a thing

[thick mesa]

Me neither

But it’s a good time

I wonder if it’s new? From last bug fix?

Maybe just rare

[woven sigil]

Nah its an old one, there is also Scab melee only

Which is just a shitload of Crushers, Ragers an Maulers

[green vector]

I've done melee only it's bussin

[upbeat pivot]

when commodore update?

[visual vortex]

Cuz the boss rush is better

[green vector]

I'm having a shit rn

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, fellow monstrous specialists modifier enjoyer.

[visual vortex]

It's a good gamemode

[hazy kestrel]

I agree

Lights out as a bonus modifier is even better

[green vector]

Lights out is fucking cancer

The only time I ever leave missions

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue pal

Just squint harder

[visual vortex]

A man such as myself needs something stimulating like boss rush

[green vector]

I will beat your ass

[visual vortex]

I love lights out

[hazy kestrel]

Eye strain is a mandated edict

[visual vortex]

Or you could bring a gun with a light

[hazy kestrel]

Wakes up the daemonhost

[visual vortex]

Light wakes up daemonhost?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a fucking thing???

[hazy kestrel]

Always was

[visual vortex]

Oh cool

[gloomy tartan]

No fucking way lmao

[visual vortex]

Now i can turn off the light

[gloomy tartan]

I just avoid looking at them

[visual vortex]

And use the daemon's yellow aura to see

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t know if I looked at them with my light they would agro lol

[visual vortex]

Hi jawa

[hazy kestrel]

Can practically SEE the stink!

[hidden trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1313772162041249802/daemonhost.gif

[drowsy lynx]

Daemonhosts sleeping through the first thunder hammer hit, but waking on 2 seconds of flashlight exposure from 30 feet

[drowsy lynx]

Hi fish what's up

[green vector]

Lmfao

[drowsy lynx]

Embed fail laugh at this user

[visual vortex]

Nothing

I woke up

[hidden trout]

its not an embed fail if it has a proper name and informs you what the content is like

[hazy kestrel]

This assumes that they even exist after the first thammer bonk.

[languid hazel]

-# For this TDoV I wish only that all bigots suffer the fates they deserve :3

[green vector]

Wat

[hidden trout]

dont even need thammer
just kill the dh in 2 stealths from high single target hit weapons

[visual vortex]

Thank you for the totally needed inclusion message

It was very on topic 👍

Next time keep it to yourself

[languid hazel]

You’re welcome citizen. I’m losing my sanity day by day and this is the one place I feel like I can yap about random bullshit. :3

[green vector]

Idek what it means

[wise depot]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

But no bonk, therefore it’s not as funny.

[green vector]

I keep asking but get ignored

[wise depot]

Did you fuck around and find out

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

No

I just like shining my light on daemonhosts

[hidden trout]

i didnt know what this meant when abbreviated so i had to google it, because you reduced its visibility yourself
checkmate liberal

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys is the serated blade ability worth using on veteran with Chainsword ?

[green vector]

I ain't googling shit

[languid hazel]

-# fair play lol

[green vector]

Tell me what it means

[gloomy tartan]

Wondering if I should keep it or trade it for something else

2 stacks bleed on melee hit

[quick bloom]

Expeditions would be more fun if I wasn't constantly stuck on the dogshit platforming

[visual vortex]

Trade it for rev it up

Then spam special ability every second

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a veteran skill

Like my nodes

[visual vortex]

Oh

Sure

Take it

[green vector]

Git gud

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz I was wondering if I should trade it

[hazy kestrel]

Just jump higher, smh

[gloomy tartan]

I can keep it and also take the 50% cleave on all ranger attacks node also

[wild vector]

So apparently I need to sacrifice having a dog to be able to do considerable damage to enemy Ogryns

[gloomy tartan]

But then I have to trade something else ya know

[visual vortex]

Yeah do it

[hazy kestrel]

Executioner shotgun + Castigator stance goes brrr.

[gloomy tartan]

I think I’m have to get rid of my fully loaded node

[hazy kestrel]

Should be all you need

[gloomy tartan]

Which sucks because 25% extra ammo rules

[wild vector]

Oh

[hazy kestrel]

But I haven’t played Arby in forever

[gloomy tartan]

I could also get rid of my ability to mark enemies

But I love that….

[hazy kestrel]

Things might have changed

[visual vortex]

I play arbites when i am on site point gamma

Because i cannot trust pub players to knock the dog off

[hazy kestrel]

That’s the doggo spam one right

Oh

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[wild vector]

Is that the one with the tank escorts mission

Or something else

[hazy kestrel]

No

[visual vortex]

No

[hazy kestrel]

That’s No Man’s Land

Or whatever the name is

[visual vortex]

That's the name

Banger soundtrack on that one

[thick coyote]

Midbites being midbites

[wild vector]

I swear that mission has too many ogryn machine gunners

[thick coyote]

[visual vortex]

I also like how Tertium is looming over the entire mission

[thick coyote]

Keep the dog

[wild vector]

Say that again, lexbreaker..

[visual vortex]

It's very nice and adds a sense of scale

[thick coyote]

Dogless Arbites is griefing

Why would you drop one of the best ranged weapons in the game

Smh

[visual vortex]

Dogless arbites is like buying a BLT without bacon

[thick coyote]

Also like

[visual vortex]

It's in thebname and what you buy it for but for some reason you didnt want it

Ffs no other class gets a dog

Use it

[wild vector]

Jokes on you, I barely use the dogless build I have

[thick coyote]

The good killing machine will miss you

[visual vortex]

Good

[thick coyote]

You wouldn't want your dog to miss

[wild vector]

Its hard to do a mission without your own dog intercepting a Trapper or a Pox Hound.

[visual vortex]

No it's easy

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[visual vortex]

I do it all the time on Vet or ogryn

[wild vector]

HOW

[hazy kestrel]

You’ve become too used to the easy mode class pal

[visual vortex]

Well i dodge

Or rush the trapper

Block push

Then hit

[hazy kestrel]

And listen to sound cues

When they appear

[visual vortex]

Wait for dog pounce sound

[wild vector]

Takes Important notes.

[visual vortex]

Then block push

[thick coyote]

Huh

Ih

Oh

[south valve]

Don't listen to them

[hazy kestrel]

Or just stealth lmfao

[thick coyote]

You got spoiled by Arbites

Lmao

[south valve]

Keep serving the Lex with your good boy/girl

[wild vector]

Can I block a dog pounce with my arbites shield

[hazy kestrel]

No

Push

[visual vortex]

No

[wild vector]

Ah

[south valve]

you can push them away

[green vector]

karl are you the 3 people on my team in every game?

[thick coyote]

No block
Push

[south valve]

You can also hit them midair if you want to be fancy

[visual vortex]

Karl is run by three people rn

[visual vortex]

I swear some of these mfs on auric with havoc titles should stay in the mud

Then when they get downed they give you a pissy attitude

[sleek harness]

Just shoot the dog

[wild vector]

I am totally not that one Arbites that wander off alone to search for Diamantine

[hazy kestrel]

Stuff like that makes me want to leave them downed

[visual vortex]

Sorry for not picking you up when you're surrounded by snipers bulwarks and gunners

[south valve]

Boring

🥱

[sleek harness]

But it's funnier

[visual vortex]

I still try to save them because 4 members is better than one

[hazy kestrel]

I fucking hate the backseat gamers

[south valve]

I like it when you shoot them and it sends them flying for no reason

[visual vortex]

And one person means less bullets i have to eat closing the gap

[green vector]

drives me fucking nuts

[hazy kestrel]

Dead people don’t talk

[sleek harness]

Dead man walking

[visual vortex]

I got a dude that got downed and died because of two snipers and pox gas and bulwarks

Put "..." in thebchat

[wild vector]

Dont fight bosses on a bridge, I got sent flying last night. : (

[visual vortex]

As i was rescuing him from the nurgle totem he left

🙌

[hazy kestrel]

Or you can just stealth and thammer one tap the boss

[visual vortex]

Im going to fucking kill every single havoc player

[hazy kestrel]

The best ending

At least the trash took itself out

[visual vortex]

I got two better teammates from that

[sleek harness]

You guys tried doing havoc?

[wild vector]

I did, but then they exploded

[sleek harness]

Crazy

[visual vortex]

Two of them left because it was me

[sleek harness]

That's over y'alls payment ngl

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, the burgle explosion

[visual vortex]

Y'all

[wild vector]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Y'all

[visual vortex]

Didnt know skaven was southern american

[sleek harness]

That's a common of saying yall

[sleek harness]

Because I am

[hazy kestrel]

In the south

[gloomy tartan]

The extra ammo node should be the one I trade huh?

[visual vortex]

🤯

[gloomy tartan]

I like having extra ammo tho grrr…

[sleek harness]

Dude didn't knew I was a latino

[wild vector]

You all are blithering idiots

Speed and power

[visual vortex]

I mean like texas

[gloomy tartan]

You’re a Latino rat ?

[visual vortex]

But yeah that works

[sleek harness]

Or latina if you guys want to stay confuse about my true sex

[gloomy tartan]

Ayeeeee

[visual vortex]

Latinos dont exist there's only latinas

[gloomy tartan]

Pinche raton

[wild vector]

Latina Skaven?

[gloomy tartan]

💪🏼

[sleek harness]

I am not Enginner TF2

[visual vortex]

Shame

[gloomy tartan]

🇲🇽 🐀

[visual vortex]

Engineer from tf2 is cool

[wild vector]

I am a Russian Arbites

[gloomy tartan]

🇷🇺 👮‍♂️

[wild vector]

Because I picked that one russian sounding female voice

[visual vortex]

Oh

[sleek harness]

Imagine if any of you freaks were Australian

Just imagine

[visual vortex]

I thought yoy were actually russian

[wild vector]

Crikey

[gloomy tartan]

Do y’all like playing with someone who uses focus target?

[wild vector]

No

[mystic fossil]

guys how the FUCK do i find the motivation to max out the masteries of bum ahh weapons

[wild vector]

Im an Albanian American

[gloomy tartan]

Is the extra damage useful ?

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t you just spend money to do it?

[visual vortex]

Use the melee or ranged weapon the entire game instead of actually using it

[green vector]

use ranged build for shit melee weapons and visa versa

[mystic fossil]

ALBANIA MENTIONED!!!!!

[green vector]

or just pay like 400k to boost them from 0-20

[visual vortex]

Fuck no

[mystic fossil]

ahhhhhh

[wild vector]

You will not get my Burek recipe.

[mystic fossil]

ill do that

[visual vortex]

Ok

[wild vector]

Cadian spotted

[gloomy tartan]

FORRRRR CAAAAAAAADIAAAAAAAAAAA

[sleek harness]

Cadia is overrated

[mystic fossil]

FOR DEMACIA

[mystic fossil]

false

[visual vortex]

Shut up latina

[sleek harness]

Dude doesn't know ehat overrated means

[gloomy tartan]

Now overstated is fair

[sleek harness]

Ollpheist the girl

[gloomy tartan]

Overrated is false

Understated

[visual vortex]

I can live with that

[sleek harness]

Most overrated planet

Which isn't a planet anymore

It's just

Pebbles

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia is underrated tho

[sleek harness]

In space

[sleek harness]

The fuck you talking about

[visual vortex]

Just means i get free stuff because im a girl gamer

[gloomy tartan]

Original Cadians are a rare Pokémon of guardsmen

You can’t make more even if you make em fuk

[visual vortex]

And if im hot enough i get an excuse from all my wrongdoings

[sleek harness]

Why is there so many cadians in SM2 then

[gloomy tartan]

I said original ones

[mystic fossil]

cuz they chaos corrupted

[gloomy tartan]

From CADIA not from NEW Cadia

[visual vortex]

The cadian ships are very busy you see

[sleek harness]

Rhe difference being

[visual vortex]

Most cadia cadians are dead

And arent from new cadia

[gloomy tartan]

Oh cadia had latent warp exposure over generations upon generations that lead to the purple eyes

[visual vortex]

New cadia cadians are also dead

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the difference

[visual vortex]

But arent from cadia

[gloomy tartan]

Old cadia gave us purple eyes

Cuz it was by the maw of terror eyes asshole warp hole thing

The thing that exploded bigger

[neon agate]

If we kill Chris does that mean every cadian is dead?

[gloomy tartan]

The center of it is what Cadia used to be next too

[neon agate]

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

If you kill me I’ll spawn into smaller hotter versions of me

Like manus from dark souls

And I’ll infiltrate all organizations

Ruin your kingdoms

[visual vortex]

Manus isnt hot

[gloomy tartan]

He became hot

[mystic fossil]

ferrus manus?

[gloomy tartan]

He literaly explodes into hot daughters

[visual vortex]

🤨

[gloomy tartan]

His essence shatters

Yeah you don’t kill him lol

You win the boss fight

But he becomes all the evil queens in the next dark souls

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why you deal with all the crazy kings

[visual vortex]

FUCK THAT QUEEN

[gloomy tartan]

He corrupted every kingdom still

He was EVERY QUEEN

[neon agate]

Chris I think played a very different ds2

[hard gorge]

slaayyyyyyyy Queen

[visual vortex]

This is why we should kill everyone

[gloomy tartan]

You don’t see him become the hot daughters

But it’s explained in lore

And when you fight thrm they are in super monster dark form

But in lore they were the hottest women ever it’s described and the kings became simps for them and listening to them led to the fall of their kingdoms

[languid hazel]

-# blorf :3

[gloomy tartan]

Falling to the dark nothingness of the abyss

So yeah if you kill me I’ll just turn into several smaller Cadians and colonize more planets naming them NEW CADIA

[limpid vigil]

is there any way to speed up the blocking animation?

[gloomy tartan]

Block faster

[limpid vigil]

I like the shield but it is so slow

[languid hazel]

Hazy! I need you join me on a crusade!

[gloomy tartan]

predict the attacks

[neon agate]

Who you using it on?

[limpid vigil]

arby

[neon agate]

What' up?

[cosmic lynx]

maybe a blue stim but thats like it

[neon agate]

For arby the best option is to dodge and hold block

[limpid vigil]

idk also how the electricity on it works

[languid hazel]

Join me! I must purge this world of filth

[limpid vigil]

Ok will do

[limpid vigil]

cuz i know it charges but i do not see the debuff and i know it has blessings for it

[neon agate]

You CAN doddge and block, but for most cases it isn't the best

BUT YOU ARE ARB SHIELD

so like

This is the one case this works super well

[gloomy tartan]

Hadron loves my ass now

She be glazing me in expeditions

[mystic fossil]

i want rinda karnak broooo

[gloomy tartan]

Hey wait is hadron the one who fixed the cybernetics we have if you need maintenance

[mystic fossil]

7 ft tall lady??

[gloomy tartan]

Or just some servitors?

[languid hazel]

-# I lost my sanity can someone help me find it?

-# :3

[mystic fossil]

no

i ate it

[brazen pelican]

I would be happy to help. :>

[limpid vigil]

i put my sanity in a rubber room

a rubber room with rats

and rats make me crazy

[green vector]

[mystic fossil]

i was crazy once

[stuck crescent]

No

[mystic fossil]

they locked me in a room

a rubber room

[languid hazel]

Yayyy!!! I knew I could rely on my fellow ‘nid for assistance! oO0w0Oo

[junior sky]

bro what is up with all the mega shitheads on this game during employment hours lol

[brazen pelican]

Always. 'Nids together strong! ..oOwOo..

[junior sky]

I have met some giga assholes today now that im off lmao

[mystic fossil]

cuz they unemployed ?? so they're fucking assholes

[junior sky]

rip

[mystic fossil]

never had to put up with ppl

[fiery wave]

It's likely also kids after school.

[mystic fossil]

time to go get my balls crushed for 2 hours

[brazen pelican]

I find this to be more probable.

[neon agate]

What did you just say

Fellow "nid?"

Leanna is a xenos

I can't believe this

[brazen pelican]

Uh, no 'Nids here, sir. Adjusts fake beard.

[languid hazel]

I am a felinid. The Neurolictor friend is a tyranid. We’re both ‘nids :3

[neon agate]

Hmmmmm okay. I will accept this for now

[fiery wave]

There were tyranids in the walls, we krak'd the hell outta them. There are none now.

[brazen pelican]

This is true. I'm not doing that again. Way too messy.

[trail linden]

THIS .. Ngl the color design of enemies is so samey that in hordes they really blend together

[jaunty path]

Yeah without it, its just a vague mass of enemies

[brazen pelican]

They all die to my Chainsword. :>

[neon agate]

Oh wait do we have any mortal shell fans besides @languid hazel

[graceful hamlet]

Me wondering why my weapon just clanged with the super dark modifier right before I get hit by the funny overheads

[languid hazel]

-# awooooooo

[neon agate]

Announcement tomorrow morningish.

It's a massive one they have a countdown for it

[jaunty path]

Also

I got a new monitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[brazen pelican]

Oh, hell yeah!

[languid hazel]

Heck yeah!

What kind of monitor is it?

[jaunty path]

Roughly the same as b4

just more hertz

180 to 200 hertz

Im just glad I dont put up with those lines anymore

oh yea

today is tuesday

maintance day

[green vector]

maintance

[jaunty path]

shits on you

[languid hazel]

Queen behaviour

[brazen pelican]

Is Chewsday, innit?!

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/chewsday-innit-british-yes-gif-26133148

[green vector]

[brazen pelican]

Would you enjoy a cute picture of a kitten? :>

[jaunty path]

i would

[languid hazel]

Yes please!
-# I need everything I can get for mood improvement lately <3

[brazen pelican]

Need to send a friend request to DM. :>

[midnight magnet]

What did I miss?

[gloomy tartan]

I wonder what the RAW MEAT gamer sups by MEATCANYON tastes like

[hazy kestrel]

I require the silly cat photo, please.

[brazen pelican]

I must warn you all that it is illegally smol.

[green vector]

post it in pet tide channel tf

[brazen pelican]

Since it isn't my kitten, just a cute one, it feels wrong posting it there.

[jaunty path]

we're added bruh

[midnight magnet]

Nice, nice, we are talking about pets. 😄

For once!

[south valve]

There's a whole channel for pets if that's your thing

Arachnophobia warning though, some people have spiders

[midnight magnet]

I don't have any on my own, but I do love animals, so yea, I'm ok with that. 🙂

[south valve]

Sooo, Slaaneshi

Ya like Quelaag?

[brazen pelican]

Not sure what that is. :>

[visual vortex]

Some half-spider freak

[south valve]

Nevermind then

[visual vortex]

She sucks

[cosmic lynx]

I like quaaludes.

[brazen pelican]

Sounds awesome.

[nocturne bloom]

Was replacing desks for a teacher and another one crawled out of the dark asking me to replace a broken one. I said sure and just zip tied it

[south valve]

I don't wanna do this, but we gotta dump the quaaludes

[visual vortex]

Nono we need inclusivity

[jaunty path]

in what way was the desk broken

[south valve]

If anyone gets this reference, I want to make out with you

[nocturne bloom]

Metal part had a broken weld

[midnight magnet]

Somebody will google it now.

[visual vortex]

Is it one of those desks with the chair connected to the desk?

[nocturne bloom]

Yup

[visual vortex]

Those suck

Always break

Then you get a metal bit and a jagged end that rusts and can cut your leg up

[nocturne bloom]

Thats why I file the sharp ends down

[visual vortex]

Our school puts tape over them

Then the jagged ends pierce the tape and still cut your leg lmao

[midnight magnet]

Safety first I see.

[nocturne bloom]

Yes because if they modify them and someone gets hurt they will get a lawsuit

If they dont do anything the desk manufacturer gets the lawsuit

[visual vortex]

Good

Those desks suck

And the chairs are always so small they dig into your back and offer no stability

[empty needle]

Anything weird with darktide right now ? I have insane rubber banding, but playing other games is fine

[visual vortex]

Ive been getting that only in operations and not expeditions

[cosmic lynx]

right now. back then. all the time.

[empty needle]

It feels I have 400 ms ping for some reason

But on helldivers nothing wrong

[nocturne bloom]

Are you playing on the right server

[visual vortex]

Helldivers II is making darktide play worse so you play it more

[empty needle]

Idk and idk if you can even change it

[nocturne bloom]

You can

[brazen pelican]

This is true.

[visual vortex]

The only way to fix it is so uninstall hd2

[woven sigil]

Nothing makes me want to touch shitdivers

[visual vortex]

Good

[south valve]

Have you played it?

[visual vortex]

Me?

[jaunty path]

I played 200 hours of hd2

got bored

rlly did not like how i had to pay money for more shit

[empty needle]

Yeah I don't really give a fk about your opinion on other games it was just an example

[jaunty path]

I may switch to DRG tho

[visual vortex]

I have 318.1 hours on hd2

[south valve]

700 hours of my life... 😔

It was really fun at first

[visual vortex]

I think 300 hours is a pretty good number to formulate an opinion on something

[south valve]

but those devs man

[woven sigil]

No, and I will not ever

[visual vortex]

The way the devs talk makes me want to say some very kind words to them

[south valve]

In what way?

[midnight magnet]

I have 1100+ hours in Darktide...

[sleek harness]

I love fire in Helldivers 2

But only after their buff

[visual vortex]

Wdym?

[sleek harness]

Before that I hated Helldivers 2

[south valve]

Like how they talk about the game?

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah

Idk the way they treated the community begging them to not nerf the coyote

[jaunty path]

it looks like every DLC in DRG is cosmetics

Which is

not bad

[south valve]

God

[jaunty path]

I like that

[visual vortex]

Then they acted like the community was overreacting over not nerfing it

[south valve]

They made such a big deal out of not touching it in the patch notes video

[visual vortex]

Hi jawa

[drowsy lynx]

Chad developers making all ongoing gameplay content free

[visual vortex]

And they still shadow-nerfed it

[south valve]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

"Wheres the patchnotes for the coyote?"

[south valve]

that was the final nail in the coffin for me

[visual vortex]

"I can't find it"

"Oh yeah, we didnt touch it"

[south valve]

if they're literally willing to lie to the community

[jaunty path]

For the price of 30 dollars

[visual vortex]

Proceeds to shadow nerf the coyote

[jaunty path]

I get the whole thing

I can play previous seasons

[south valve]

Why even nerf it??

[visual vortex]

Because people were having fun woth it

[jaunty path]

and unlock a lot of cosmetics that actually look good by just playing the game

[south valve]

It just wasted dev time on something people will get angry on

literally a net negative

in every way

[green vector]

based

dogshit game

[visual vortex]

Cant have fun in hd2

[brazen pelican]

Probably was enough of a loud minority wanting it nerfed.

[visual vortex]

Hambone

Sweetheart

[south valve]

Honestly, I don't think there was

[visual vortex]

Nobody wanted it nerfed

It was a good ass weapon surrounded by shit

[woven sigil]

No idea if the game is good or not, I just absolutely zero desire to interact with that community

[south valve]

Obviously, AH's loyal defenders would have talked it up after the fact, but I think pretty much everyone liked it

[green vector]

it was when it came out

then the devs decided to nerf the fun out of it

havent touched it since

[visual vortex]

Yes

[south valve]

THEY NEVER FIXED THE INCIN BREAKER

after all that backlash

[visual vortex]

The fact that they never fix anything and guns dont feel like anything is probably where the stagnant feel i get from the game comes from

[south valve]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Like the only way to do anything is to shove 50 500kg bombs in a chokepoint

Because the enemies will at least somewhat react to it

[south valve]

it doesn't say good things when players are actively not looking forward to patch notes

[empty needle]

That's an oversimplification. They have really poor management that makes it so there are good dev decisions alongside really poor decisions. I still have it set to negative review but sometimes I have insanely fun moments on this game.

[south valve]

Oh, it's definitely a fun game

[visual vortex]

You can have fun in a shit game

But the human brain has two parts

[green vector]

nah

shit game

[visual vortex]

The part that lijes fun bad

[green vector]

[south valve]

but like 80% of AH's decisions were bad

[visual vortex]

And the part that likes good shit

They dont even have a balancing team

How does this even happen?

[south valve]

Well they had Alexus or however you spell his name

but

[jaunty path]

I really wonder why they dont let people land on rocks anymore

[south valve]

you know

[jaunty path]

like

why??

Who tf complained about that

[visual vortex]

The devs did

Honestly

Ato

[brazen pelican]

Played it recently, is this why a lot of the times you can't control the drop-pod at all?

[visual vortex]

Atp

[empty needle]

Fatshark is not far from being the same as AH, it just shows less on Darktide because they take ages to release stuff

[visual vortex]

Let them fail

Let AH run their shit game into the mud

[sleek harness]

Because tall and tall things make things buggy

[visual vortex]

Least they'll learn then

[woven sigil]

Wholly opposite problem for Darktide

Stuff desperately needs toning back some, but they wont do it, because they're piss-terrified of the backlash

[green vector]

swedish devs and they 4 hour work weeks be like

[jaunty path]

I feel like developers need to watch gabe talk about how making things realistic can make the game more boring

or atleast AH

[sleek harness]

Fuck realism

[jaunty path]

like let me land on the rocks bruh

[visual vortex]

See i was trying to describe the interactivity of that a while back

But i was met with confusion

[sleek harness]

Fleshmobs are being able to pass though walls

That's bullshit

[visual vortex]

The pickle smash hypothetical

If you smash apickle jar in a store

[empty needle]

Yes but they don't seem to have any more management than AH. "wah wah nerfs wah wah buffs" is a symptom, not a cause.

[visual vortex]

You expect people to react

[woven sigil]

I like smashin with me pickle

[visual vortex]

I like going to stores and smashing pickle jars against the floor

[green vector]

overpowered shit is better than underpowered shit

[woven sigil]

If I didnt know better, I would agree, but I do know better, so I will disagree

[sleek harness]

Imagine nerfing a popular weapon in a PvE game

Couldn't be Fatshark

[visual vortex]

AH nerfs like a pvp game

[sleek harness]

The bots are complaining about fire damage

The new flamethrower will get nerfed now

[jaunty path]

i think a lot of it is a result of devs not playing their video game

[brazen pelican]

From what I've seen in here, Darktide fans are impossible to please. Just saying.

[sleek harness]

AH doesn't even have a balance team, they just asked random close companies to do their job

[woven sigil]

Depends. Something can be overpowered in the hands of a good player, but still be balanced within the realms of the gameplay. See; Powersword, and then you get something thats blatantly unbalanced and breaks the game for all but the absolute shittest players; Purgatus staff

[jaunty path]

How so

[visual vortex]

Me

Im impossible to please

[sleek harness]

When the community takes a whole year to realize that the bullet guns were actually shit:

[brazen pelican]

Scum release, for one.

[jaunty path]

oh

just redditors mostly

[green vector]

reddit

[sleek harness]

You mean people complaining about the trailer or about hive ganger being a glass cannon

[woven sigil]

Or worse; Steam forums

[brazen pelican]

The shitstorm in here was something to behold, though.

[green vector]

id still rather have something to fall back on if im feeling lazy or having a hard time than just be surrounded by absolute dogshit weapons

[tired sail]

[jaunty path]

To me expeditions is boring, but I think its not this. but I think DT as a whole thats becoming boring to me.

[brazen pelican]

People said the class was boring before it was released, and reviewbombed the base game because it was not AdMech.

[sleek harness]

That's dumb

[jaunty path]

Reddit at its peak

[woven sigil]

Easier ways of playing are all fine and well, but thats not the case with the latter example because it doesnt play by the rules everything else does, and it has nothing holding it back, like how the flamer does

[green vector]

based gamers

[sleek harness]

People were actual mad because we went from police officer to druggie?

[brazen pelican]

Oh, that was taking place in here.

[sleek harness]

Never noticed it

[brazen pelican]

A ton of graynames screaming that "No one wanted Ganger!!!111111oneone!1".

[sleek harness]

Usually we make fun of people like that

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Or they never talk ever again

[brazen pelican]

Oh, we did. :>

[visual vortex]

Usually i throw tomatoes at people

And call them cring

[sleek harness]

Cring

[visual vortex]

I cant spell

It's hard to type with no limbs, Skaven.

[sleek harness]

Theres options for that

[visual vortex]

No

[sleek harness]

Disable people

Slaaneshi what should I buy in Helldivers 2

[visual vortex]

I use my fatass tongue

[visual vortex]

Nothing

[sleek harness]

Minigun or grenade launcher minigun

[sleek harness]

Yeah I didn't brought the game either

Paul did it for me

Also I know my way around about farming super credits

[brazen pelican]

Not sure. I am having a ton of fun with the Hellbomb backpack.

[sleek harness]

I am making like, 10 dollars in just 1 and half hours of farming

[sleek harness]

Ew still in old Warbonds?

Lame

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, sorry, I'm a big noob that occasionally spend time with my boyfriend. :<

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[green vector]

gamers be like lemme farm for 50 hours to get a red weapon instead of a blue one when i could work for 30 minutes and just buy it

[visual vortex]

Or just not play a game like that

[brazen pelican]

I do it for the love of the grind. :>

[fiery wave]

They just tripled the spawns and called it done. I swear I never got old auric lvl spawns on malice.

[sleek harness]

I ain't wasting a single cent on a game that I will probably drop when it gets boring or dies out

[visual vortex]

The only time i will ever farm for something is in minecraft or to get the diver helmet in terraria