general-chat

[wooden creek]

They haven't actually said that, but they have said that when they were first discussing characters, a squat idea was considered but decided against because they didn't want to do Space Bardin. Then they decided on the ogryn which necessitated a lot of work on getting the level design down so the ogryn was both playable and still felt big in the levels.

[mystic fossil]

so there are these guys called "grey knights" go ask grendyl about them

[tired steeple]

Yeah sure

[somber stream]

Hey they should add Brothers of battle

[little marten]

Ah I see, thank you for the clarity 🙏

[marsh iris]

gey knights

[wooden creek]

Either way, I'd say squats are tall enough to fit within the height range DT uses. Our shortest humans are pretty short

[mystic fossil]

LFG

[tired steeple]

Vermintide has bardin

Was that his name

The dwarf

[wooden creek]

Yeah

[tired steeple]

He was one of my mains

[little marten]

Yeah didn’t realise how short the humans can be until my 8ft Chad zealot was next to them in a lobby screen

[mystic fossil]

i get the mindset ngl considering squats arent human so eventually they bring in xenos

[tired steeple]

Well they’re humans

Just not the usual kind

[mystic fossil]

no?

[tired steeple]

Wait

Oh

Squats

[mystic fossil]

i thought they are there own thing and not considered mutants

[tired steeple]

Sorry I was thinking of ratlings lmao

[marsh iris]

tacticus mobile game labels votann as xenos 😭

[little marten]

All GODDESSES don’t neglect your squats 🙏

[somber stream]

Total dwarf racism

[tired steeple]

Oh. Okay turns out it’s weird

[twin flower]

I mean the same goes for the space elves I guess

[marsh iris]

racist ass game

[mystic fossil]

SPACE GIMLI AND ADD ELDAR SO I CAN LARP AS SPACE LEGOLAS TOOOO

[tired steeple]

I looked it up. Squats are called xenos but are human

[wooden creek]

Squats are what they're called when living in the imperium, Kin would be the Votann. As to whether or not they're considered xenos, depends on who you're asking.

[somber stream]

I'm with you on the Eldar bit

[mystic fossil]

wait so they can be psykers?

[marsh iris]

i mean yeah, elves existed before human but votann derives from human

[somber stream]

Already have some lore to back it up

[tired steeple]

It’s possible we get an eldar

Unlikely but possible

[mystic fossil]

we are not getting fucking eldar till we at least know one of the three big heads of admonition

[little marten]

I’ve made my peace with the space racism in 40k but sometimes its really upsetting and I can’t help but wish things were a bit different and they focused a little bit less on the space part

[marsh iris]

would eldar be as tall as ogryn?

[sweet wraith]

Squats are abhumans, and Kin are Squats who have remained separate from the Imperium, making them legally xenos

[twin flower]

pop a squat

[somber stream]

Lorewise, 1.8 to 2 metres on average

Ogryns are, 2.5?

[little marten]

Do Eldar have their own blood type?

[marsh iris]

wait what im an elf

[wooden creek]

A human using aeldari weaponry sounds way more probable than an actual aeldari

[marsh iris]

a short elf

elf shawty

[wooden creek]

a shelf

[tired steeple]

Hey can me and my 24 bald cousins with veins on our heads and 3 arms crash at yours

[obtuse oak]

they have their own blood, full stop

[little marten]

Why did my gf read that and move the armchair upstairs??????

[obtuse oak]

they don't share a physiology with humans at all

[delicate vapor]

• Fabius Bile

[little marten]

Repulsive 🤢

[mystic fossil]

translating: lets keep buffing psyker and giving them more op stuffs

[delicate vapor]

lets turn them into Librarian astartes

[obtuse oak]

no

[marsh iris]

i think eldars face would be seen as creepy uncanny

[somber stream]

Nah

We've seen plenty so far

Anime

[little marten]

They just have the Chad face structure

[twin flower]

I think our astropaths are more creepier

[delicate vapor]

i think most anime character faces are based off cats

[tired steeple]

So this means thst if me and my eldar wife hold hands, I won’t get pregnant

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-yo-gif-26891796

average aeldari face

[sweet wraith]

when arms pulled off, scream the same

[elder merlin]

[delicate vapor]

ya

[mystic fossil]

also what is sefoni on the psyker tier list

[tired steeple]

This is also blood angels ngl

[little marten]

How many Eldar to kill a gorilla?

[delicate vapor]

none

[little marten]

Pickle tier

[tired steeple]

1

You seen banshee melee?

[little marten]

Unarmed?

[dire kayak]

meow

[tired steeple]

Oh then no

None

[somber stream]

They know space karate

[little marten]

And the gorilla is a Psyker

[marsh iris]

i think they make your head explode before going in melee range

not sure which head

[tired steeple]

Then anyone loses

[somber stream]

A psyker gorilla, isn't that just one of those Weird Boyz

[little marten]

Personally if I bumped into an Eldar in real life I’d do a 360 and walk away

[obtuse oak]

I think Sefoni would be a gamma level psyker, the same tier as Gideon Ravenor

he, too, was capable of scrying the minds of a planetary population below him while locked in geosynchronous orbit

[little marten]

The weird boy was cool to see in the blood angels trailer actually

[obtuse oak]

and her sensory deprivation tank reminds me of the sarcophagi force chair that he resides in

[twin flower]

weird boi with acid puke

[somber stream]

🤮

💀

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

I thought the psyker levels weren’t canon

[delicate vapor]

timed message

[tired steeple]

I’ve never actually seen an official source on them

[little marten]

Sigma level psyker 😈

[obtuse oak]

the assignment? it comes up in all of these sources

[tired steeple]

Okay thanks

Why tf necrons

And tau

[twin flower]

Psyker Necrons

[little marten]

You made Hank get his appendix out

[mystic fossil]

ty lore guy hank

[tired steeple]

Wtf put it back

I don’t wanna see his appendix

He needs that inside him

[delicate vapor]

😱

[little marten]

If he regresses to primeval man he will now struggle to digest raw meat

[tired steeple]

The grandfather is a gassy chud

[obtuse oak]

xenos can also be rated on the assignment scale

[delicate vapor]

incredibly

[little marten]

Checks out tbh

[obtuse oak]

I think it was brought up in 3rd edition codexes for these races because the tau are universally some kind of sub-rho rating, where they are psionically dense

and the necrons made use of blanks called pariahs

[tired steeple]

Yeah I had fun with pariahs

In dawn of war

[mystic fossil]

i need blanks in tide

[somber stream]

Taus are psionically challenged

[obtuse oak]

they were retconned out of the necron lineup in 5th ed though and have not been mentioned since

[tired steeple]

You can’t use them anymore?

[twin flower]

We dont even have much psyker enemies to have blanks

[little marten]

If the greater good asked to trade emails with you in a nightclub smoking area would you give them a real or fake address?

[marsh iris]

tau invites humans and they cry when god of greater good manifested

[tired steeple]

Damn. They had cool designs

[somber stream]

It's Boris with an AK

[obtuse oak]

pariahs were a human-necron hybrid experiment that weaponised the human potential for blankness to create living anti-psyker weaponry

[tired steeple]

Still to this day don’t understand the huge lack of chaos xenos

[obtuse oak]

the c'tan hated the warp, hence their desire to do so

[tired steeple]

Yeah I’m actually aware of this somehow

[little marten]

There are chaos xenos tbf

[obtuse oak]

but the impetus to do this disappeared when the c'tan stopped being the necron overlords in 5th ed and became their shattered former masters instead

[marsh iris]

dark eldars

[tired steeple]

Yeah but it’s mostly just them

[somber stream]

Not Chaos

[tired steeple]

And most of them don’t even have a choice

[marsh iris]

ok sex then

[tired steeple]

Eh I consider dark eldar chaos adjacent

[obtuse oak]

there were the saruthi in the eisenhorn books but they went extinct in the same novel

[little marten]

Ok based

[obtuse oak]

a species fully corrupted by chaos

[somber stream]

All Eldar are opposed to Chaos

[little marten]

Making weird shapes

Like your drunk brother at your nans 70th

[tired steeple]

In the game warhammer inquisitor martyr, some of the enemy cultists you fight were xenos

[obtuse oak]

chaos has become deeply intertwined with humanity specifically over the past 20 years of lore development

[tired steeple]

But that’s the most we’ve had

I think GW just doesn’t wanna make chaos xenos models

[obtuse oak]

iirc it is now said that the chaos gods first came to be during humanity's prehistory

which is weird and dumb

but whatever

[trail bramble]

there's a theory that enslavers aren't xenos in the normal sense, but instead native to the warp iirc

[woven sigil]

Oh hey the rest of the EU crowd woke up

[woven sigil]

I mean, sort of makes sense, Khorne certainly would probably have enjoyed cavemen cracking each others skulls like eggs with rocks and sticks

[dire kayak]

humanity is the source of most of the chaos gods' strength after all

[trail bramble]

Nurgle is the oldest god iirc

[woven sigil]

Ugg, the first champion of Khorne

[marsh iris]

not slaanesh?

[woven sigil]

Details, details

[marsh iris]

being eldar manifestation

[tired steeple]

Slaanesh is known as the youngest of the 4

[twin flower]

I thought slanesh was the youngest

[trail bramble]

slaanesh was explicitly born in the 20000s, their birth brought on the age of strife

[tired steeple]

Am I the only one who’s happy malice never happened. Tw

Btw

[marsh iris]

4th child syndrome

[dire kayak]

i am too

[woven sigil]

I wish I could join an orgy thats so disgusting it births a fucking chaos god, that sounds like fun

[twin flower]

wdym

[tired steeple]

“It’s a chaos god who hates the other chaos gods and has more power the less people know about him” how does that even work

[dire kayak]

a 5th chaos god wouldve been horrible

[trail bramble]

Eldar have their own gods, Khaine, Isha, uhhhh whatever the one Yvraine worships is

[marsh iris]

chaos god of greater good

[dire kayak]

all the chaos gods already hate eachother

[twin flower]

Oh, I thought Malice like the in game difficulty lmao

[woven sigil]

Sibling rivalry

[tired steeple]

Unless you’re undivided and somehow they get along

[trail bramble]

Malice is also known as Malal

[tired steeple]

They all collectively agree you’re their special little boy

[twin flower]

They do sacrifices per chaos god apparently and that somehow just appeases all of them

[trail bramble]

But there's a (still canon) space marine chapter called The Sons Of Malice

[woven sigil]

Abbadon would be fucking fuming reading that sentence

[trail bramble]

Oh fuck also evil dickhead clown

The Eldar also worship the evil dickhead clown

[obtuse oak]

aeldari and humanity are contemporaries

[twin flower]

Harley Quin or whatever the hell his name was

[tired steeple]

He would lol

[tired steeple]

Is your pfp khezu

I fought that thing yesterday

[trail bramble]

yeah

[tired steeple]

What a funky wee guy

[obtuse oak]

if we were hypothetically in the 40k universe, just way in the past, then in the current year of our lord 2026, the aeldari empire will continue for 18 thousand more years

and only then will it fall and will slaanesh be born

[deep barn]

Any team needing 1 more?

[trail bramble]

also I think either tzeentch or khorne get borne sometime during m2 in 40k

so we'd be in for a ride lol

[woven sigil]

So how many more years to the AI revolt?

[tired steeple]

That was at the end of the dark age of technology right

[obtuse oak]

23 thousand years

[woven sigil]

I like that timeline, can we go there instead?

[tired steeple]

Yeah that’s a while away

[obtuse oak]

the age of strife happened between M25-M30

[elder merlin]

Man, someone should go tell those guys to knock it off

[amber delta]

Sora didnt make it to AI revolt

F

[obtuse oak]

the aeldari partying slaanesh into existence contributed to the fall of the first human interstellar empire

causing warp storms across the galaxy that messed our shit up

then the men of iron rose up and everything went fully tits up

[amber delta]

yes everything is the knife ears fault

[marsh iris]

they hoggar's bridge the universe

[dire kayak]

if only they had summoned me from the warp'

i wouldve eaten the men of iron

[obtuse oak]

well, in a sense the old ones and the necrons are also to blame

[dire kayak]

for what reason did the necrons even kill off the old ones

[obtuse oak]

the chaos gods are sort of an echo reverberating through the warp, caused by the war in heaven 60 million years ago, and then fully awakened by humanity as it developed

[river ingot]

they did not

[obtuse oak]

well, 3/4 awakened by humanity.

slaanesh was ofc an aeldari special.

[surreal onyx]

Naturally

[river ingot]

the old ones went to war against yet to be revealed chaos gods who blamed the necrons when they failed

[amber delta]

necrons fixed the galaxy by getting rid of the ctan

they are literally perfect and never did anything wrong

[surreal onyx]

Isn’t the Ctan just slumbering or in stasis?

[obtuse oak]

the chaos gods are simultaneously young and ancient. time does not exist in the warp in the same way that it does in the materium, so once the ruinuous powers fully materialised, they had retroactively always existed.

[dire kayak]

i love it when tzeentch fills me with the knowledge of the unknown then rips it all away from me

[obtuse oak]

the c'tan have been destroyed

[amber delta]

shards only

[tired steeple]

Except for the c’tan… BEHIND YOU

[surreal onyx]

Ah. I see.

[obtuse oak]

the necrons use them as 'shards' to create manifestations of their former power on the battlefield

[shy sandal]

If i remember correctly, they trapped the C'Tan in these torture devices to use them as power sources and weaponry because they couldn't outright kill them.

The Old Ones got killed by the C'Tan, i think...

[twin flower]

What's that lore bit about 500 worlds and a necron trying to bring back a C'tan then

[obtuse oak]

similar to how aeldari will create an avatar of khaine, which is just a little piece of the real god.

[surreal onyx]

That makes sense.

[dire kayak]

i killed a c'tan shard in mechanicus

[obtuse oak]

yeah that necron overlord wants to reunite all the shards of the nightbringer to restore it

[tired steeple]

I should play mechanicus

Oh and chaos gate daemonhunters

[obtuse oak]

i don't really know why, i haven't read into it

but the model looks crazy so he's probably just mental innit guv.

restoring the nightbringer to full power and independence would be a very bad idea for all life in the galaxy.

[wooden creek]

All the other necrons hate the guy

[amber delta]

because he's a destroyer and wants to eradicate all life in galaxy, and nightbringer would be good for that

[surreal onyx]

Well it’s at that point the emperor would be fully restored. He would have to be.

[obtuse oak]

oh well there you go.

[woven sigil]

So would Big E getting up off the throne, depends on how you look at things

[shy sandal]

I bought rougue trader, but still haven't finished act one...

I ended up blacking out and when i woke up, i had 12 hours clocked into Fallout New Vegas, with the TTW mod 😭

[surreal onyx]

I can’t think of another force that can compete with the Nightbringer. Everyone would be fodder.

[tired steeple]

TTW?

Ih

Tale of two wastelands?

[little marten]

wtf

[tired steeple]

Rogue trader’s awesome. Still haven’t actually finished it

[little marten]

There’s some richo on the train with a nanny pushing her pram for her

[tired steeple]

I’m at the edge of the end

[obtuse oak]

lol yeah the terminus decree only seems dumb because it's unfeasible for grey knights to execute it by themselves, but it is sensible for malcador to have believed that the emperor waking up from the golden throne would be bad news, given how close big E got to becoming a chaos god at the height of the siege of terra

[tired steeple]

Ahem yeah the emperor is not a chaos god yep mhhhhhm

[twin flower]

Was he actually becoming a chaos god

[tired steeple]

He is most certainly NOT the chaos god of order

[surreal onyx]

True, but because he’s the emperor, he totally resisted without issue. 😎

[tired steeple]

That is false

[little marten]

Hate it when my post wake up cortisol spike fries the brains of every psychic across the Milky Way

[twin flower]

I thought Big E just overlooked the fact that the warp had a unique effect on him

[surreal onyx]

What is one galaxy compared to the light of the Emperor?

[mild harbor]

this game is so fucking unplayable in europe i swear to God i'm gonna lose my shit

[mild harbor]

i can't even do solo at damnation difficulty cuz im with bots all the time

[somber stream]

Check NAT type

[shy sandal]

It does feel more like a book then a videogame sometimes, with the amount of dialogue.

It's both really good for immersion, and sometimes draining

[somber stream]

Or play at different hour lol

[tired steeple]

I agree

[woven sigil]

Use the solo play mod then and play without the bots

[tired steeple]

Some conversations also drag on unreasonably wrong

Also hello goober

[dire kayak]

i feel like the emperor does genuinely want to help but he does everything wrong

[mystic fossil]

and them get no rewards

[tired steeple]

Haven’t said hi to you in like 3 days

[mild harbor]

even when i do, im still lagging somehow on my region of 11ms

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrrp :3

[surreal onyx]

Everyone is well awake at this time in Europe (mostly). Then again, it’s Tuesday.

[mild harbor]

which is barebones anyway because no one in this fucking shithole of a region plays anything but fifa and whatever

[woven sigil]

Huh, weird

[tired steeple]

I’d agree if he wasn’t wholesale slaughtering people who disagreed with him during the unification wars

[mild harbor]

God i hate this goddamn continent

[surreal onyx]

They had it coming, and you know it.

[woven sigil]

Isn't that generally how despots operate?

[mystic fossil]

they were a threat tho fr

[mild harbor]

i really wish i was in France or Sweden rn

[woven sigil]

They're in the same continent

[mystic fossil]

sweden?? where everythings a bazillion dollars

[surreal onyx]

The Netherlands I hear has the best stuff.

[somber stream]

Shhhh don't tell em that

[mild harbor]

yeah and im from this shithole called middle east

[surreal onyx]

Shit.

[woven sigil]

My condolences

[shy sandal]

I wish i was in Finland rn

[woven sigil]

Ditto tbh

[surreal onyx]

Cloudberries are awesome.

[little marten]

Mint from let us be friends silvermoon?!?!

[obtuse oak]

?

[somber stream]

Migrating to Austria

[mild harbor]

latency makes it impossible to do anything but die

[obtuse oak]

ohh

[tired steeple]

I uninstalled and reinstalled and my connection issues were fixed

If that hells

Helps

[mild harbor]

i cant find anyone close by, asia is 11ms but theres no one in middle east who plays the game

[marsh iris]

reinstall planet

[little marten]

Not Mint from let us be friends silvermoon in 2021 then ?

[mild harbor]

everyone in middle east is killing each other and playing fifa gambling anyway, fuck this goddamn sand of a place

[little marten]

Rip

[mild harbor]

aahh my God i am livid

[little marten]

He had a lovely singing voice

[mystic fossil]

we love the sand box

[tired steeple]

It lets us do things like use mods to make saul goodman fist fight godzilla

Gm construct, the best sandbox

[marsh iris]

kaiju lawyer

[delicate vapor]

mint ice cream?

[delicate vapor]

vanoss gaming

[mild harbor]

Man fuck those people who tell you to upgrade to better pc or get a better internet because i did both of those as i grew up and nothing resolved, i asked Google for help, it's the same goddamn bullshit, and i asked AI chatbot, and it's same goddamn bullshit, i mean it's just an LLM anyway, all it does is google shit for you.

[tired steeple]

Christ that name brings back memories

[mild harbor]

I hope they're rotting in their bed

i'm so tired of this shit

[somber stream]

Lovely weather today innit

[mild harbor]

no

[fallen tree]

our days are finally getting cooler, thank the emperor

[dire kayak]

can i eat the weather?

[fallen tree]

a lovely 19c rn

[somber stream]

No wtf

[dire kayak]

but whyyyy

:((((

[tired steeple]

Mine are getting warmer

Spring is nearing

[dire kayak]

same here

[fallen tree]

give me winter now

[tired steeple]

Goober I’d pet you if I could btw

[somber stream]

This 6° is the only thing standing between me and 3 gorillion mosquitoes

[tired steeple]

I think you’d find that awesome

[shy sandal]

True.

[timber elk]

spawns in the room wearing a scientist outfit greetings

[dire kayak]

id love that

[fallen tree]

meowdy

[tired steeple]

That’s awesome

[timber elk]

How is everyone on this fine night

[mystic fossil]

3nurgillion

[timber elk]

Or day

[tired steeple]

I’m good

How are you

[timber elk]

Or morning

[mystic fossil]

ima sleep

[timber elk]

I’m fanatic

[mystic fossil]

gn gng

[fallen tree]

nini

[timber elk]

And yes I meant fanatic high gothic song plays

[shy sandal]

Kill 7 billion mosquitoes

[timber elk]

I just got back from a wonderful play session of abiotic factor

The only thing close enough to SCP

[somber stream]

There are an estimated
110 trillion mosquitoes on Earth

[tired steeple]

That game’s cool

[timber elk]

That’s a lot

[tired steeple]

Seems you gotta play with friends or randoms though

[timber elk]

SO IT IS

[timber elk]

Nah

[grand terrace]

is there still lag with ppls portraits?

[dire kayak]

[timber elk]

No

[tired steeple]

I’m actually fine playing multiplayer games with randoms

[shy sandal]

And all the species that carry the worst illnesses live here

[timber elk]

Abiotic factor is fantastic playing by yourself

[tired steeple]

But idk seems like communication is important for co-op horror

I see

I’ll think about it then

[somber stream]

Mosquitoes kill roughly 750,000 to 1 million humans yearly. We are at war

[mystic fossil]

WHAT

[timber elk]

Think of it as a linear Minecraft

[fallen tree]

that is a lot, im surprised

[marsh iris]

we bred infertile mosquitoes here and release them into the public

[tired steeple]

I assume this is from malaria

[timber elk]

Smart smart.

[tired steeple]

Speaking of which I gotta play far cry 2

[dire kayak]

this is why i eat them on sight

[somber stream]

Mosquitoes are the deadliest animal on earth for a reason

KILL, MAIM, BURN

[timber elk]

Also Africa also turns them into burgers

[tired steeple]

Some of them got that zika virus

[dire kayak]

mosquitoes killed my pet tyranid i HATE THEM

[timber elk]

Which is pretty insane if you think of it

[somber stream]

Ewww wtf

[timber elk]

Not gonna lie I’m curious as to what a mosquito burger taste like

[misty smelt]

just had a guy complaining that veteran sucks and they are terrible class for melee because they kept going down lol

[fallen tree]

idk if i can eat a bug 😭 i can handle crab brain soup, but not bugs

[tired steeple]

Clearly someone hasn’t used the power falchion

[timber elk]

Hmmmmm yes the veteran is a top tier melee class

[fallen tree]

ive probablly eaten a lot while i sleep tho orz

[delicate vapor]

yummy food.com

[timber elk]

The Phillip…..the philla…..fuck off.

The islands tend to eat bugs for protein

[somber stream]

Isn't crab brain full of poo

Or i'm mistaking them for shrimps

[fallen tree]

yeah i know its pretty common in places, maybe after a drink or two i can summon the courage

idk, i had it in japan, it was good tho

[marsh iris]

who lets them watch tiktok videos

[timber elk]

I’ve actually tried the dishes from the other countries

They aren’t bad

Than again I grew up being to taught not to be picky with food

[fallen tree]

the other countries? yeah ive been to malaysia, hk, japan, im okay with trying new things. its just bugs in particular im squeamish about

[timber elk]

Water.

Beetle.

[somber stream]

I had butter cricket in Thailand

Crunchy

[timber elk]

crunch

[fallen tree]

ox tongue is pretty good

[dire kayak]

i hate insects

they scare me and i dont like them

[timber elk]

Oh my lord I was watching Hell’s Kitchen

[marsh iris]

i like tongue

[somber stream]

😳

[dire kayak]

tongue

[timber elk]

The constants lost a challenge and had to each sheep heart. Tongue and other stuff.

[little marten]

MOSQUITOS

[timber elk]

And I thought. Bro this shit is actually a meal in other countries

Why are they gagging like it’s from the trash?

[marsh iris]

beef lung

[somber stream]

DEATH

[fallen tree]

i wonder what heart tastes like. id try that. altho liver/pate whatever i cant stand

[timber elk]

I would fuck up some kidney beans

[fallen tree]

lung would be interesting too

[marsh iris]

tripe (stomach)

[twin dirge]

Ah yes, another shitty discord update

How quaint

[somber stream]

Had that in vietnam

Surprisingly good

[timber elk]

I’m pretty sure they also had that during the lose the challenge

[fallen tree]

gimme a beer first then i'll try tripe

[timber elk]

I was like. Dude this isn’t that bad.

[marsh iris]

i'd win

[somber stream]

THey did something with the broth

[little marten]

Hope you didn’t eat the potatoes

[timber elk]

We would feast as kings

[somber stream]

Potato? Oh the sweet ones?

They were nice

[timber elk]

I would fuck up some pork and kidney beans and a ox tongue. And I’m from America. So I gotta try other countries dishes

[fallen tree]

what i would kill for rn is some rendang

[little marten]

Cook the WORLD

[twin dirge]

I want pizza

[dire kayak]

i just eat mostly candy because overloading my body with sugar is the only way i can stop my overthinking

[twin dirge]

Like a really good fresh pepperoni pizza

Sounds rlly fuckin good

[timber elk]

:0 what is this dish you speak of?

[little marten]

Asian chefs spending 1000’s of years perfecting a pot of liquid only to be btfo’d by a POTATO

[marsh iris]

i mean its pretty good but maybe im desensitized to it

[fallen tree]

its like a dry curry from malaysia, singapore, etc

[timber elk]

I must try this :0

[fallen tree]

my partners dad is a cook, from malaysia, so when i get it its a treat

[twin dirge]

Stop it please

[fallen tree]

im just white aussie so

[twin dirge]

Y'all makin me hungry

[fallen tree]

its still poggers

[marsh iris]

our mcdonalds have rendang burger at some point

[twin dirge]

[timber elk]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE FIRE

[little marten]

My body rejects McDonald’s these days

[timber elk]

same

[dire kayak]

i think i might have an eating disorder

[cosmic burrow]

Good ending

[little marten]

Turns out it doesn’t want me to be a cannibal

[timber elk]

Too many chicken nuggies :<

[fallen tree]

double quarter pounder i cant do anymore, bigmac is still okay, but the spicy chicken burg is my fave

[somber stream]

Onald innit

[marsh iris]

mcspicy yea

[timber elk]

Bless you?

[cosmic burrow]

I prefer kfc

[somber stream]

Also yeah stick to locals

[marsh iris]

but i never had mcdonalds for a long time

[cosmic burrow]

Polish kfc may i add

[timber elk]

Fuck

[marsh iris]

probably half a decade

[timber elk]

I could go for some Taco Bell or ribs

[little marten]

McDonald’s not worth it for the 3am sweats as your body purged the ultra processed demon you’ve ingested

[somber stream]

Taco Chewsday today

[fallen tree]

i had a polish hot dog from a food truck here once and it was the best hotdog ive ever had

[timber elk]

Oooooo

[fallen tree]

and we have aussie hotdogs which are peak already

[little marten]

Splash some holy water in a Big Mac and the thing screeches

[timber elk]

I think I might go to a butcher shop and grab some ribs and start up the smoker today

[fallen tree]

ribs...

im so hungry

[little marten]

Take pics

Share pics

[marsh iris]

feel like cooking the cambodian sausage once im home

[twin dirge]

Welcome

[timber elk]

I said might

I’m very lazy today

[fallen tree]

yeah i like to eat with my eyes. i think it could also be a form of torture

[somber stream]

We're so international rn

[little marten]

😏

[timber elk]

Because good food and good beer brings many together

[marsh iris]

Mr. Worldwide 😎

[little marten]

Beans on toast

Pint of Stella

[cosmic burrow]

Wide as the world

[timber elk]

MISTER WORLD WAAAAIDE🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[fallen tree]

mushy peas...

[somber stream]

Beans on toast

Yeah go back to UK

[timber elk]

Also whatever happened to pitbull?

That guy like

[marsh iris]

baked beans are not that bad

[timber elk]

Disappeared

[little marten]

Pitbull ascended

[fallen tree]

archangel pitbull

[timber elk]

:0

Holy moly

[little marten]

Comes down to occasionally play concerts where everyone wears bald caps

[timber elk]

I would go

XD

[little marten]

They’re huge tbh

Everyone dresses up as him

[timber elk]

Idk after the 2010s he just sorta vanished

[little marten]

He’s not ‘big’ in the radio sense but he’s still very much about

[timber elk]

The only celebrity I really care about is keenu reeves

[little marten]

Had a huge tour last year I believe

[timber elk]

I heard about that

Heard his bike also got vandalized:<

[cosmic burrow]

Remember

[astral basin]

Aa

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[timber elk]

He has like a lot of vintage bikes so he probably wasn’t too happy about that

[cosmic burrow]

Daft punk won the game of life

[woven sigil]

He said "good" beer

[cosmic burrow]

Komes is good beer

[fallen tree]

emu export

[timber elk]

Sorry

[dire kayak]

i dont feel so good

[timber elk]

Well go lay down

[dire kayak]

i am

[cosmic burrow]

Disintegrate

[woven sigil]

Lager drinkers, lager drinkers everywhere D:

[cosmic burrow]

Good lager aint bad

[timber elk]

LAGER NIGHTMARE

[cosmic burrow]

Just most of the are pisswater

[timber elk]

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[woven sigil]

A good lager isnt much better than the worst ales tbh

[fallen tree]

i like sapporo, but im more of a pale ale person. i only rly drink beer in summer anyway

[dire kayak]

i wish i could

[woven sigil]

Too gassy

[delicate vapor]

7 vodka shots

7 vodka shots is all i can give you

[timber elk]

I had like really good moonshine a few weeks back

[little marten]

Lager 🤮

[cosmic burrow]

Idk. I drink so little that i dont really feel the difference

[little marten]

Stout 🙏

[timber elk]

Sweet apple pie

[woven sigil]

You literally said stella you fuckin ape

[timber elk]

That shit was tasty

[river ingot]

7 prisons 7 prisons are all the materials i have to play with you

[dire kayak]

i might drink a little

[cosmic burrow]

Like i have a 9% lager from komes and its really good

[little marten]

Genocide

[dire kayak]

hopefully i stop feeling for a while

[woven sigil]

Vodka is vaid, but only if out with a lass, otherwise gin if I'm gunna do spirits personally

[little marten]

I said that doesn’t mean I want it

[timber elk]

You’ll be okay

[fallen tree]

i dont think ive really had stout before

[timber elk]

I have

[little marten]

🫵😂

[woven sigil]

That's probably passable in all fairness

[woven sigil]

You need to educate yourself smh

[nocturne bloom]

I usually just grab a cocktail after work tbh

[woven sigil]

But be careful, Stout is massively variable

[cosmic burrow]

Thats the best you can get in Poland imo. If you can get your hands on it try

[fallen tree]

wait, ive had guinness at least

[little marten]

Oh fair

[woven sigil]

Some of it is lovely, an others are the worst tasting thing you can possibly imagine

[cosmic burrow]

Imperial stout komes. Try if you can

[timber elk]

PISS WATER 🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️

[cosmic burrow]

I like porters

[mild harbor]

I cant even do a havoc because nobody wants to play with a high ping player

[woven sigil]

No, thats the poor excuse for beer America has, stouts tend to be much richer than pisswasser

[delicate vapor]

give me what the space wolves drink and a permanent black out

[mild harbor]

i dont ever wanna buy any multiplaye game until i move to Europe or America, fuck this region man

[woven sigil]

Based

[timber elk]

No I was calling the horrible tasting one

[fallen tree]

im in Aus, i tried googling but the chance of it being here is very slim

[cosmic burrow]

Any big company beer is piss water

[mild harbor]

its literally a shithole here, im sick and tired of sand

[somber stream]

Sips Schwarzbier

[woven sigil]

I know, but nah a bad stout isnt like that, it just taste fucking vile. Whole ass bunch of flavour notes that shouldnt be in beer

[cosmic burrow]

The land down under?

[fallen tree]

aye

[woven sigil]

Tried a sample of some weird one down the taphouse the other week... hint of salt and very tinny, was vile

[timber elk]

I’m more of a fan of fruity drinks. Once in a while I’ll try hard and bold drinks

[cosmic burrow]

Dark beer is good

Im also a big fan of wheat beer

[woven sigil]

Personal favourite is Gulden Draak atm

Lovely beer

[fallen tree]

red ale? thats nice

[timber elk]

Moonshine apple pie

[delicate vapor]

blueberry moonshine..

[dire kayak]

i need to buy a new brush

the tip of my main one has frayed

[timber elk]

Aayyyyyy!

[dire kayak]

[somber stream]

It's either that or IPA for me

[woven sigil]

I knew someone who homebrewed that back int day actually. Was blow your head off type shit

[somber stream]

Though i heard it's a bit fruity if you claim to like IPA

[cosmic burrow]

I absolutely hate all Pale ale beer

[somber stream]

For some reason

[timber elk]

Did his head get blown away?

I heard if you don’t do it right you could go blind

[woven sigil]

Dunno what happened to the fella, but owning an illegal still, there is a good chance thats what went down

[cosmic burrow]

It so fucking bitter with no other taste

[timber elk]

Than again i recently just got into alcohol

[timber elk]

[fallen tree]

any cider fans? the more sour, the better

[woven sigil]

Yeah, the term "blind drunk" I beleive originates from the prohibition days where illegal distilleries (some hick in a barn) would fuck it up and the high ethanol content detatched people's retinas

[timber elk]

Tried it. Not a huge fan.

[timber elk]

Ooooof

[cosmic burrow]

Im beer amd wine person

[woven sigil]

The odd dry cider is ok, however it also gives me gut-rot, so i stay away lol

[fallen tree]

haha true

[timber elk]

The general chat as now turned into a tavern

[cosmic burrow]

Anything stronger than 20% and its out

[delicate vapor]

no lets just put fireball and kraken

[woven sigil]

Eww

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

Ewww

I fuckin hate fireball

That shit is so overhyped

[twin dirge]

Fireball is nasty

[woven sigil]

Its pretty bad, but rum is infinitely worse lol

[delicate vapor]

i had both in one day and thought venom was taking over me

[cosmic burrow]

Paint stripper grade alcohol

[timber elk]

where you good?

[fallen tree]

redbull and jager, used to down that in my 20s a lot

[woven sigil]

Thats being generous

[delicate vapor]

i went into like a 1 minute rage state but fell asleep

[cosmic burrow]

Ah leberkleister

[timber elk]

[dire kayak]

im gonna order new brushes

i found ones that arent too pricy

[timber elk]

That’s some Orgyn shit right there elios

[timber elk]

How much?

[dire kayak]

£23

[timber elk]

Eh not to bad

[woven sigil]

Jager is cough syrup with an alcohol content, change my mind

[delicate vapor]

time to force myself on playing psyker..

[timber elk]

Careful. Dont go to sleep to fast

[delicate vapor]

i use to drink it straight after finishing a night shift

[fallen tree]

it is lmao, i kinda like cough syrup flavour weirdly

[woven sigil]

Strange man

[fallen tree]

theres another one like that

[woven sigil]

But why

[timber elk]

Bro what

[delicate vapor]

i was 19 and started to hate my job lol

[fallen tree]

i like the taste of medicine

🥴

[timber elk]

Your a freak

[fallen tree]

theres a drink called dom benedictine? that also tastes like medicine

but its so addictive

[timber elk]

At that point just go buy shit from the pharmacy

[woven sigil]

Understandable, it's always when a person is young they drink the most heinous shit

[delicate vapor]

i did have redbull on the side

[marsh iris]

i remember time i sip a bottle of codine from the army clinic

[delicate vapor]

but i didnt drink both together

[timber elk]

And?

How did that go sir garut of teritum

[marsh iris]

was high and giggly during training

its for the cough

[woven sigil]

Codeine is not for coughs lul

[fallen tree]

cough syrup can fuck you up

[marsh iris]

idk man kinda works

[timber elk]

God

[twin dirge]

I don't drink shit

[timber elk]

Fair

[woven sigil]

I'm sure it does, but its a painkiller lol

[marsh iris]

we dont have that for civilian clinics

[delicate vapor]

I BOUGHT THE FUCKING WRONG AUTOGUN

[timber elk]

[twin dirge]

Dole or Tropicana

[timber elk]

Change the model duuuuh

[delicate vapor]

its not mastered

[twin dirge]

Use it till its mastered

Ez

[delicate vapor]

Zzzzz

[timber elk]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[twin dirge]

At the end of it you'll be emotionally attached to that autogun and might not even change it

[timber elk]

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who spent a shit load of resources on mastering everything

[fallen tree]

you probably had a mild dxm trip. ive done that once or twice with mates by drinking a whole bottle

it is NOT good

[twin dirge]

I refuse to master something I know I won't use

[delicate vapor]

ima give gun psyker a go

[twin dirge]

Everything else gets ripped fast asf

[twin dirge]

Use gaze

[timber elk]

But than you won’t have the dumb candy cane skin :<<<< NOOOOOO

[twin dirge]

Gunker is my main playstyle

[mild harbor]

kicked out of another havoc party its not even playable at all this piece of shit matchmaking

[twin dirge]

This is why I don't MM

[mild harbor]

fuck i cant even play anything, i just need to be born a different world to have a chance

fuck this monkey ass life

[halcyon pebble]

havoc party finder is like job interview

[versed roost]

Kicked or disconnected? Its important

[twin dirge]

^

[woven sigil]

Willy? In general chat?

[mild harbor]

yeah except its your skin tone and latency

[woven sigil]

Whats going on?

[twin dirge]

People do be kicking for the helluvit

[versed roost]

TRUE

[woven sigil]

¬.¬

[timber elk]

I don’t play havoc

Can’t find any matches so I said fuck it

[versed roost]

Sometimes i like to fish in the gutter what can i say

[marsh iris]

happened once fortunately, its a small bottle

[woven sigil]

I mean, valid, there is plenty of fishing to be done if you have a moderate talent in the arts of ragebaiting

[dire kayak]

[mild harbor]

I want to ruin their games so fucking much rn

i want nto call them slurs directly

[marsh iris]

any form of opiates are strictly controlled here

[timber elk]

You okay goober?

[mild harbor]

I have no chill

[dire kayak]

why have i been feeling so shitty lately

i havent felt like this in months, years even

[twin dirge]

Mood

[timber elk]

You’re probably not feeling good.

Just go to sleep.

[woven sigil]

Stop huffing paint fumes and do some excersize

[twin dirge]

I don't actually know what's happening anymore

[versed roost]

No sex?

[somber stream]

Good food, good sleep, a purpose. A health check up or two a year

[dire kayak]

i feel severe physical pain when doing any kind of exercise

[marsh iris]

dental

[rare pulsar]

Get urself some coke and hookers

[woven sigil]

Yeah, this always works

[somber stream]

In this economy?

[marsh iris]

if its covered by the company im spending every cent of it

[versed roost]

Health check? Boi ppl don’t even buy meds when sick - get out with that performative normie shit

[delicate vapor]

peanut butter cola whiskey..

[versed roost]

[halcyon pebble]

hmm i wonder why you got kicked

[rare pulsar]

I havent been to the doctors in years

[mild harbor]

that's because you haven't exercised for long, it happens when you skip a leg day or not do any exercise for a month or so

It feels bad at first but you'll feel better and more relaxed doing it repetitively

[somber stream]

Should, just found out i have liver issue lmao

[versed roost]

I don’t do any legs; i simply go to my job

[rare pulsar]

Nah ill just die

Im fine with that

[fallen tree]

means you can respawn faster

[dire kayak]

i have a full medical leg injury

i cant run, cant walk for very long

[rare pulsar]

Fr hopefully i get a good seed next time.

[mild harbor]

then don't walk/run, there's more to exercising outside of leg work

[halcyon pebble]

i dont recommend game called life , RNG spawn point and buggy mess

[versed roost]

Embrace the pegleg; some girls might like a pirate in their lives

[somber stream]

The chance of you being born is already lottery tier

[versed roost]

Ravage that booty & all

[fallen tree]

swimming is good exercise for injuries

[somber stream]

Want a good gene on top of that?

[versed roost]

[elder oasis]

the classes arent balanced at all either

[marsh iris]

switching to liver failure is much faster than dying from old age
-Liutenant Garrick

[versed roost]

Ye; rolling a 2 is india

[halcyon pebble]

true, some place got PVP enabled

[versed roost]

[mild harbor]

I watched this video of a guy in wheelchair who lose his leg to a disease train in a gym

and it's inspiring

[elder oasis]

I heard drone operator is really op on some servers

[somber stream]

about 35% chance iirc

That's mighty high

[twin dirge]

Guys

I did something cool at work

[halcyon pebble]

nah my server is melee knife only or ranged bow only

[twin dirge]

#zealot-class I made a tank round out of trash bags

[marsh iris]

you're always cool

[fallen tree]

you can buy vapes over the counter?

[twin dirge]

You tryna get kissed or sum?

[marsh iris]

[twin dirge]

If you have an id, yeah

[fallen tree]

interesting

[somber stream]

Not like it's weed or anything

[twin dirge]

^

We don't sell any THC whatsoever

Not legal here

[fallen tree]

im pretty sure you cant sell them over the counter here

[elder oasis]

wow

[twin dirge]

Interesting

[fallen tree]

thats why i ask

[elder oasis]

no weed is lame

[twin dirge]

How do you

Buy a vape there?

[somber stream]

It's a Circle K

You don't trade weed in Circle K

[fallen tree]

uh people buy them from plugs lmao

[twin dirge]

Huh

I don't think these are the same kinda vapes

[delicate vapor]

$3 meal deal at circle k

[twin dirge]

It's 4 now

[fallen tree]

normal nicotine vapes?

yea

[delicate vapor]

dang

[somber stream]

Bleak

[twin dirge]

I lied, it's 5, and if you get a big Sammy it's 6

It USED to be 4

[somber stream]

Might as well wear a vest visiting Circle K next time

We're going premium with this pricing

[twin dirge]

I mean

[marsh iris]

i quit drugs until i saw fuel price

[twin dirge]

I had someone come in today and say that a different gas station nearby was more expensive

And it shocked me

[marsh iris]

no more petrol huffing 😔

[fallen tree]

thats probably best

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Gas smell 🤤

[astral basin]

$4 gas
Shit hasnt been this high since covid

[marsh iris]

i still remember the record low covid price

bring back covid during the war it all balances out 🧠

[somber stream]

Please wear mask while collecting the remains of your neighbor that got hit by a missile while at home

[marsh iris]

we cant have you dying from the virus, wait for the nukes

[sleek harness]

It makes it easier to war because neighborhoods will be in bed on the hospital instead of their houses

It's easier to bomb them

[fallen tree]

i remember not being able to buy anything in the supermarket because of doomsday hoarders

bruh i just need some toilet paper, mans gotta shit

[somber stream]

After covid i now believe we need armed forces to enforce pandemic quarantines

[marsh iris]

invest in bum gun

[astral basin]

All covid did for me was delay the job search

[fallen tree]

bidet? yeah i want to

[delicate vapor]

gonna install mods to see..

[marsh iris]

i got retrenched but i found a better paying job

[sleek harness]

I wonder what the second global virus will be called

DDDK-289

[marsh iris]

2nd pandemic vermintide

[river ingot]

w hatever it is i garentee itll be memeable

[sleek harness]

This new age is so boring

Back in the day we had like

Death Plague

[lament plume]

We have wuhan virus this time lets make it ohio virus

[sleek harness]

It wasn't even that deadly but it had a badass name

[rare pulsar]

The asians cant even make a decent plague smh

[meager comet]

are havoc cosmetics tracked character specific or account wide

[fallen tree]

it should be account wide?

[cosmic burrow]

Account wise

[wooden creek]

All cosmetics are tracked account wide I'm pretty sure

[meager comet]

wao

also means only 250k tech remnants

[sleek harness]

Imagine having to beat havoc 40 for each class

[sleek harness]

Greedy

[meager comet]

more like doing havoc 50 times for each class

[woven sigil]

True, I would never play Psyker

[dire kayak]

i eat houses

[sleek harness]

False

[teal token]

[delicate vapor]

[teal token]

Hello comrade Elios

[dire kayak]

true

[teal token]

[dire kayak]

i ate yours skaven

[delicate vapor]

hello

[teal token]

Hello comrade goober hotline

Ya a cat that eat skavens?

[somber stream]

Mmmmmmnnn, Rat burger

[sleek harness]

Thanks for agreeing then

[sleek harness]

What skavens

I live alone in luxurious

Cave

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht
helo Foolish Skaven

[sleek harness]

Jerry

[somber stream]

Hello Jerry

[dire kayak]

yeah i ate that one too

[dire kayak]

i love eating the rats

[astral basin]

Best damn burger ive had in years

[teal token]

Hello comrade Skully SoL

[somber stream]

I should rewatch that

[dire kayak]

ughh i can only get my brushes on the 8th

i hope i don't lose all my motivation for painting in that time

i can't do much with a damaged and frayed brush

[sleek harness]

You can't eat a cave

Underground holes isn't eatable

[fleet beacon]

I take cheese often from the throne room

[marsh iris]

bone cheese

[teal token]

We have cheese?

Hello comrade Garut

Bone cheese mix with can of corps starch?

[marsh iris]

helo jerry

[regal jasper]

Damn, im so tired, someone just shoot at my head like a goddamn tyranid pls

[somber stream]

(´▽`) 💥

[white vale]

Why would you want a shot to the head while you could get yourself a shot of vodka

Or twelve

[regal jasper]

I want it

But i cant

[regal jasper]

[white vale]

Driving?

[somber stream]

The dead don't speak

[regal jasper]

Nah

[regal jasper]

Oh yeah im sorry

Lemme die again

[somber stream]

Rest in pepperoni

[delicate vapor]

YOU

[regal jasper]

ME

[delicate vapor]

[regal jasper]

[delicate vapor]

[teal token]

Kiss?

[delicate vapor]

no

[teal token]

Jkjk

[dire kayak]

try me

[dire kayak]

mine next

[teal token]

Will fatshark increase the grid drop on higher difficulty?

[dire kayak]

they probably will

[regal jasper]

I help you goober

Just lemme take my revolver

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyyy

[regal jasper]

[cosmic burrow]

Remember. There are people that stand faster than you run

[regal jasper]

Well i need to go now

[regal jasper]

[teal token]

Hello comrade magister

[regal jasper]

Bye guys

[somber stream]

It's a full blown cold and i have a big project going on

God why

[astral basin]

Aaa

[regal jasper]

Why not

[somber stream]

Aren't you leaving

[regal jasper]

Yeah

And Im late

Ok bye

[cosmic burrow]

Hot beer with honey. Drank all at once

[fleet beacon]

The custodes don't like when I take the cheese

[cosmic burrow]

You will sweat like crazy

[regal jasper]

Ill be back in some hours (i hope so)

[somber stream]

Warm beer

I'll consider that

[delicate vapor]

my mods playing hard to get.. crashing before it launches

[cosmic burrow]

With honey. Needs to be with honey

[dire kayak]

[somber stream]

HONEEEYYY

WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT

[teal token]

Panckes?

[restive walrus]

Yo fire ass sticker

[twin flower]

imma ruin it

[fallen tree]

cant ruin peak

[midnight magnet]

COMBO BREAKER!

Hello there!

[fallen tree]

howdy

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Okay

[marble saddle]

Hey everyone, does anyone know how to make the Hive Scum more durable? Mine is squishy as paper and goes down constantly—it’s actually pretty discouraging. I’m running into the exact same problem with the Veteran, too.

[sleek harness]

Hive Ganger is meant to be squishy

Veteran has stamina problems so having at least 1 +2 or +3 stamina curio is good

[astral basin]

Watching invincible
Is the gay friend more flamboyant? Did they change VAs?

[fading otter]

For Vet use voice of command with gold toughness and that one talent node that reduces cooldown for it everytime you kill specialists/elites (can’t remember which) and then there’s also the tag/mark ability that has a sub node which restores toughness on kill based on how many stacks you applied to the target

[sleek harness]

Invincible Man?

[fallen tree]

scum has so much movement you should always just be dodging out of harms way afaik

[sleek harness]

Also no the gay friend is in the series

Comic ones

[astral basin]

William, the childhood friend
The amazon video show Invincible

[sleek harness]

Yeah

He's gay in the comics too

[marsh iris]

honey in my suit

im feeling viscous

[sleek harness]

Though he did got cucked by the ||girl superhero that wears pink idk the name|| to get closer to Mark

In the comics

[astral basin]

Right but. The tone of voice sounds different, like they changed voice actors for him

[sleek harness]

Before finding out he was gay

[sleek harness]

I didn't noticed it

[astral basin]

Im too lazy to load on old episode. Who knows

[sleek harness]

Well it certainly doesn't matter to me

[astral basin]

Lol

[sleek harness]

I am just happy that Invincible got a bigger budget