general-chat

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over. My sunset sarsaparilla is gone

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather be eaten by tyranids or yassafied?

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamnit

[jaunty path]

nurgle cultists fear me

[sleek harness]

Missus can I do a test

Ping me

[gloomy tartan]

I’m asking the real questions

[little marten]

ME BEST FACKIN’ MATE GAZ DOWN DOVER EVERY SATURDAY WITH ‘IS LIL LAD PELTIN’ DARTS AT ‘EM DAFT RAFTS

[jaunty path]

oh

fall out slop

[green vector]

LOOOOO

[stuck crescent]

Oh no

[jaunty path]

@sleek harness

[hazy kestrel]

It tasted alright

[stuck crescent]

Its ok

[sleek harness]

Insane

Missus doesn't have me ignored

[jaunty path]

Oh an actual drink

[gloomy tartan]

Are you nuka cola because you taste like radiation

[jaunty path]

I would have already but i havent for some reason

[hazy kestrel]

That’s Missus’ aura

[stuck crescent]

No that's just my ex

[gloomy tartan]

Are you a nuka cola quantum because my mouth is bleeding now

[hazy kestrel]

Can practically SEE the stink!

[sleek harness]

Are you a cursed book? Because you make my insides rot

[gloomy tartan]

All of my holes are bleeding

[little marten]

LOVE HAVIN’ A COUPLE LAGERS DOWN THE LOCAL BEFORE SETTING FIRE TO THE HEDGES OUTSIDE PREMIER INN

[nocturne bloom]

My bad

[green vector]

LOOOOL

[gloomy tartan]

A nuka cola quantum would fucking make you bleed from all your holes

That amount of radiation lmao

[green vector]

ya dad shouts at hotels

[visual vortex]

Are you an anglerfish? Cuz in drawn to u

See that one has layers

And can only work on women

[green vector]

AYO

[sleek harness]

"Cuz in drawn yo u"

[gloomy tartan]

Are you a chimp

[visual vortex]

Because female angler fish are the ones with the big lights

[green vector]

did you ask to join

[hazy kestrel]

I wish I could unread that.

[little marten]

I did not

[hazy kestrel]

Thanks Nurgle Gamer

[stuck crescent]

Gwyrdroi

[nocturne bloom]

Did you know almost every angler fish you've seen is female

[visual vortex]

⛹️

[gloomy tartan]

Because you look curious

[green vector]

shut it moon rune speaker

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[stuck crescent]

This is why I voted plaid cymru

[little marten]

I’ll delete the evidence

[little marten]

GELTAIDDDD

[sleek harness]

It's like thoses scorpions which are all females because they are able to have eggs without a partner

[gloomy tartan]

You look like your ass has carapace armor

🕶️

[little marten]

DYE YOUR HAIR BLONDE LAD WHILE DAD GOES AND GETS HIS FARMING SUBSIDY

[visual vortex]

Dye your hair blue and go to therapy

[little marten]

Good it means they can focus on their careers

[visual vortex]

Then your therapist will be rich

Ez strat for therapists

[sleek harness]

Killing insects?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m glad we aren’t like sea horses

[sleek harness]

NO

No

Shut up

Shush

[visual vortex]

Dad of the year

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine some hot babe hugging you then running off in the morning and you have a beer gut

[stuck crescent]

I'd rather be crab, if I'm honest

[little marten]

Literally my life

[gloomy tartan]

All your friends at the sports bar judge you for having a belly

[hazy kestrel]

I’d be a lobster

[gloomy tartan]

They know you were with that girl last night

[sleek harness]

I wonder what sea animal I would be

[gloomy tartan]

The guys call you a slut and then you have like 500 kids

[stuck crescent]

That's fair

[gloomy tartan]

Single dad

No support

[stuck crescent]

Seagull

[gloomy tartan]

Poor sea horses man

Deadbeat sea horse moms

[stuck crescent]

Rat of the sea

[sleek harness]

Sure

Why the hell not

[gloomy tartan]

If wanna be a eel

[stuck crescent]

Taste decent

Like dove

[little marten]

I wouldn’t go to a sports bar tho because leather seats belong in taxis and bottled beer belongs at overpriced wedding bars

[gloomy tartan]

You belong on a shelf

🏆

[little marten]

🤭

[sleek harness]

That's creepy

[stuck crescent]

You're creepy

Rat man

[gloomy tartan]

You belong on a big green rock

[sleek harness]

Imagine having Nurgle himself on your shelf

[gloomy tartan]

So you can smoke warp 24/7

[sleek harness]

No

I am beautiful

[gloomy tartan]

Like a shelf his size or a tiny shelf?

[sleek harness]

No, real life size Nurgle

He's not even in the shelf because he took it down

[gloomy tartan]

That would have to be a big shelf

[stuck crescent]

Want a cider now

[gloomy tartan]

I imagined nurgle on the shelf like those displays of stuffed animals people hunted

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

Got a cider

[gloomy tartan]

Elios you taking notes ?

[languid hazel]

-# bluh

[wind anvil]

i wish there was a countdown to commodore's reset

[gloomy tartan]

Hey if your Pokémon was a freaky weirdo would society judge the trainer or the Pokémon

[midnight magnet]

I will not ask.

[regal jasper]

both

[tawdry edge]

Yes.

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was your first Pokémon you ever got lol

The professor is all “ this one is used”

[tawdry edge]

depends on the pokemon

[regal jasper]

Vaporeon in fanfics

[dire kayak]

meow

[river ingot]

show me on the pokemon where they touched you

[twilit mauve]

What is the max weapon mastery level, I have something level 20 and all the blessing unlocked with no more points to put into them but the last 3 slots are still locked

[gloomy tartan]

Used car Pokémon who’s all fucking cooked

[tawdry edge]

@dire kayak meet my gf @regal jasper

[dire kayak]

i really hope the kitbashing i did on the proctor-exactant looks cool

[gloomy tartan]

You get a dead eyed Pokémon with a thousand yard stare that hates women

[tawdry edge]

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[tawdry edge]

awrf awrf

[regal jasper]

[regal jasper]

hello

[gloomy tartan]

That would suck having a sexist animal and having people think your sexist

[regal jasper]

bro, pls, just shut up 😭

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine it’s some rehomed parrot

[green vector]

who the fuck took my place on bushmans squad

[gloomy tartan]

GET OUTA HERE BITCH

[regal jasper]

I heard good things about u

[tawdry edge]

i see why the wardens neglect us

[regal jasper]

yeah

[stuck crescent]

Please don't be krieg

[gloomy tartan]

hey I’m pondering

[jaunty path]

owl house = mid

[gloomy tartan]

I’m basically a philosopher

[regal jasper]

thats why we are abandoned

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck you

[dire kayak]

i like tzeentch and the mechanicus though

[gloomy tartan]

How could you say something so controversial yet so brave

[gloomy tartan]

✊🏻

[stuck crescent]

What's an owl house?

[tawdry edge]

tzeentch is L taste but you balance it out by liking the mechanicum

[tawdry edge]

peak show

[regal jasper]

we fix it

[stuck crescent]

Oh, ok

Go owl house

[regal jasper]

ill make u like slaneesh

[stuck crescent]

Best show

[gloomy tartan]

Wait lynx you have a house goblin?

Like Harry Potter with his slave ?

[regal jasper]

NO

[tawdry edge]

yeah theyre a krieg hater too

[regal jasper]

she's my slave

I just fooling all of you

[gloomy tartan]

Who has the slave sock

[dire kayak]

iontlikeit

[tired steeple]

Why arw there 2 lynx

[tawdry edge]

dilara called her my dicktoy so maybe

[tawdry edge]

shes my gf

[tired steeple]

YOUR WHAT

[regal jasper]

why not, she's so cool

[tired steeple]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

Bruh

[tired steeple]

That explains it

[rocky rover]

guess darktide servers are taking a dump

[regal jasper]

yeaaah

[gloomy tartan]

Ass out on stream is crazy

[tired steeple]

So you like them warhammers

What’s your favourite faction

[gloomy tartan]

Thammers

[low blade]

House Escher

[dire kayak]

gave pottery to khorne-on-the-cob instead of tzeentch he wouldve loved it

[stuck crescent]

Guardsmen

[tired steeple]

I prefer the weird fucked up house

With the ocean stuff going on

[tawdry edge]

she likes Flesh Tearers

[regal jasper]

me?

[tired steeple]

Ah I see

Yeah

[tawdry edge]

based cannibals

[regal jasper]

oh yeah

flesh tearers

https://tenor.com/view/seven-thousand-fucking-pidgeons-eat-this-man-gif-9406206501087996337

[tired steeple]

A rare choice

Hehe

Rare

Like meet

[gloomy tartan]

I mean we all eat corpse starch

[tired steeple]

Meat

Fuck

[gloomy tartan]

That’s cannibalism

[brazen pelican]

Death-maidens ftw. :>

[green vector]

you not playing anymore?

[low blade]

Palanite Enforcers close second

[brazen pelican]

No. :>

[regal jasper]

[gloomy tartan]

You know when your elbow feel funny?

My elbow feels funny

[tired steeple]

HEART ATTACK IMMINENT

[dire kayak]

who wants to see my kitbashed proctor-exactant

[tired steeple]

yeah sure

[brazen pelican]

Who are they? I don'treally play Necromunda, just looked at some minis. :>

[regal jasper]

sure

[tired steeple]

Regular cops

[gloomy tartan]

You know when your elbow fart and your chest starts hurting

[brazen pelican]

Me!

[tired steeple]

Not arbites

[low blade]

Buy a Necromunda gang NOW. Also they're the local cops

[tired steeple]

Ooo yeah you’re dead

[brazen pelican]

Are they winning?

[tired steeple]

Arbites are schola progenium elite fbi dudes

Enforcers are regular badges

Coppahs

[low blade]

Fuck you mean

[gloomy tartan]

Arbites are the fbi?

[brazen pelican]

Are the cops winning?

[gloomy tartan]

The cia invented the Wu tang clan to scare white people

[low blade]

I mean, they do have that monopoly over violence

[tired steeple]

Kinda. I guess “swat” would fit more

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine getting swatted by arbites

Fucking hell

[brazen pelican]

I see. I do like violence.

[regal jasper]

[jaunty path]

The both of you did it

I knew it

[gloomy tartan]

Guys what if medieval goblins were just a bunch of monkeys and chimps

[tired steeple]

Goblins make me horny

[gloomy tartan]

Like imagine a bunch of chimps with spears attacking knights

[regal jasper]

never talk to me again

[gloomy tartan]

Ex fucking squeeze me

[regal jasper]

[stuck crescent]

Why r u like this?

[tired steeple]

I unno

[midnight magnet]

Slaanesh hours.

[jaunty path]

👺

[gloomy tartan]

This is why the dark side survived

[tired steeple]

Somehow palpatine returned

[regal jasper]

im okay now

[gloomy tartan]

In your ass

[stuck crescent]

This is why we got krieg minis

[midnight magnet]

Wait, it's always Degeneracy'o'clock in here. 😄

[brazen pelican]

We do not claim this one.

[gloomy tartan]

You ruined it

I was imagining knights fighting green chimps

And you ruined itn

With your horny

[tired steeple]

“Wanting to fuck a goblin is out of the question” most gentrified slaanesh cultist ever

[midnight magnet]

Wait, wait. How hot is that goblin? I mean I have seen SOME art... So yea...

[tired steeple]

See

[stuck crescent]

....gwyrdroi

[gloomy tartan]

But fr tho imagined being some peasant and green chimps with spears raid your farm and start killing pooor

[tired steeple]

Why are they green in this scenario

[gloomy tartan]

Knights ride in and start cutting thrm down with great swords

[midnight magnet]

Far from it, let people have their fun.

[tired steeple]

Why are there even goblins in europe

*monkeys

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz I’m imagining what if goblins were really just green chimps

[tired steeple]

But why are the chimps green

[midnight magnet]

Too late!

[stuck crescent]

....I feel reddit would have opinions on that

[midnight magnet]

Grandfather loves you all equally.

[brazen pelican]

Good guy Nurgle.

[stuck crescent]

Except the krieg

[midnight magnet]

I have huge Death Guard army. 😄

[gloomy tartan]

It would be funny tho bro

[brazen pelican]

Nice! :>

[midnight magnet]

And I really mean huge, like 90 plague marines... And that is only start.

[tired steeple]

My gf loves death guard

[midnight magnet]

I have no idea how I got to this point. 😄

[stuck crescent]

Only just started painting again

[midnight magnet]

I have Death Guard and Chaos Knights for 40k.
And Skaven for AoS.

[brazen pelican]

I only have a few 'Nids. :>

[gloomy tartan]

I mean imagine if goblins and ogres from medieval lore were just chimps and gorillas fighting peasants and knights

[tired steeple]

I don't have minis I play TTS

[gloomy tartan]

That would be hilarious

[tired steeple]

any neurolictors?

lictors are my favourite nid

[midnight magnet]

You will have more soon. 😄

[tired steeple]

neurolictors second

[brazen pelican]

Not yet, haven't been able to afford one.

[tired steeple]

makes sense they're pretty expensive

[midnight magnet]

Not surprised that licking is involved...

[tired steeple]

I like monsters that actually hunt you and lictors feel like that

sm2 got them pretty good

I like genestealers as well cause they remind me of xenomorphs but more... ball shaped

[midnight magnet]

... No comment.

[gloomy tartan]

Elite ball knowledge

[tired steeple]

thought alien was a bad ass movie and shit like space hulk feels like if warhammer and alien had a baby

[midnight magnet]

Except you stomp around in terminator armor and murder everything.

[tired steeple]

instead of being murdered

[tiny prairie]

did the server die?

[gloomy tartan]

No just yourself

Your a ghost 👻

[midnight magnet]

I'm glorious undead.

[rocky rover]

yes, it did

[tired steeple]

it's just an odd time of night

no one's on rn

[brazen pelican]

I ate it, sorry.

[dire kayak]

i ate it too

[vapid verge]

Guys, i don't think they fixed the spawns...

[brazen pelican]

Good goober!

[robust flower]

when a curio says damage resist gunners, is that only the elite version of gunners? or does it also apply to the trash ranged guys

[stark bobcat]

Dreg and scab elite gunners

and reapers

[robust flower]

ok thanks

[gloomy tartan]

Wait it affects reapers also?

[stark bobcat]

yes

[gloomy tartan]

Huh I didn’t know that

Thanks

[river ingot]

if fatshark were to go into a new genre of video game what would you loveable people like to see?

[south valve]

Dating sim

With how good their character writing is

[river ingot]

could we date hadron???

[tawdry edge]

as long as it has character creation...

or maybe battlefield like pvp gameplay

[exotic trench]

Straight up replace helldivers 2

Go all in on their glorious approach to PvE FPS, but with this godlike melee system in within the asset heaven of warhammer

Expeditions proved that the potential is all there

If fatshark contacted arrowhead to create a partnership, they'd make a game that could create a whole new standard of what AAA and mainstream is

[river ingot]

honestly im hesitantly excited about rocksteady batman beyond game

[fair bridge]

they should make their own IP tbh but i'm down for the rest of this

[exotic trench]

They absolutely could, their approach would depend entirely on what they want the most

[robust flower]

anyone got a good double barrel build?

[river ingot]

db so good tho

[exotic trench]

Since both are thoroughly proven to be successful, you can easily take the best of both without any conflict and they both have the capital to buy the time needed to fully develop

[river ingot]

mlptide

[exotic trench]

Shit, they won't even need investors and they can still get away with a live service to milk morons out of their money

[delicate vapor]

This can recycle place let’s see how much money I’ll get…

[exotic trench]

Many people don't understand the difference between recycling and evolving something

[river ingot]

i hope whatever game they do next has an enormous color presentation cause color = cool

[peak hamlet]

Looking for a havoc 40 team, ping me and let’s go slay some hairy ticks 🤙🏻

[hidden whale]

some what now?

[peak hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-gif-17556910517109081583

[hidden whale]

nice link, is that a virus :3

[peak hamlet]

No a gif but I guess I don’t have permissions for that here lol

[tiny prairie]

Why are we not getting any DLC skins

Also when does the Store resets?

[river ingot]

how do you guys feel about people getting away with crime because priviledge?

[sleek harness]

Because GW

[slim axle]

Chat do
Do you guys think the vote results will do anything at all or is it gonna be like... "Hope is the first step to dissapointment" type deal

[sleek harness]

Don't want Fatshark to touch their baby

[river ingot]

fatshark hasnt figured out what bullets are yet

[sleek harness]

The hell you talking ahout

[tiny prairie]

They cant be that tarded can they

[delicate vapor]

$27…. And 60 cents

[slim axle]

The feedback vote thingy... on the like- Class Selection Screen.

[sleek harness]

I have no idea what you are talking about

[uncut bone]

[half trellis]

Im trying to access the twitch drops. I logged in the hours, I linked my accounts, why can’t I get the cosmetics?

[midnight ibex]

anyone in NA wanna do hardmode karnak?

[rocky rover]

Me just silently waiting to see if Fatshark has any vested interest in space hulk

[nocturne bloom]

I had enough last time that they needed my ID and capped me at 4000 cans

[delicate vapor]

Almost like $400

[nocturne bloom]

Yup

They wouldnt let me turn anymore in for 24 hours

[gloomy tartan]

Do you guys think the gsme should add jiggle physics

That way the big nurgle monsters like the slug jiggle lmao

[delicate vapor]

Bruh

At the shopping centre rn what y’all want

[gloomy tartan]

The anti life equation

[simple cliff]

[gloomy tartan]

A rabbit in a hat with a bat

[vapid matrix]

Hi Chat

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

I am racing a storm

[formal mortar]

Gives I am ballin, I am faded vibes

[elder merlin]

With how vague the survey is, probably nothing

[formal mortar]

What is the survey?

[slim axle]

Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment
Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment
Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment

[elder merlin]

Just pick and choose type stuff of what you think needs more of or like

[formal mortar]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

I hope my balls don’t explode

[formal mortar]

Needs more ogryn

Ogryn luchador

Let us suplex a burgle

Yall ever smell a cookout and just ask if you can have some?

[sleek harness]

Balls can't explode, whoever they can twists

Which is worse

[formal mortar]

Balls can explode

[delicate vapor]

Got fried chicken…

[sleek harness]

Elio

[gloomy tartan]

I hope big tall women don’t rain from the sky

[sleek harness]

Guess what

Actually no you are boring

Cadian guy

Guess what

[ocean siren]

That would be just HORRIBLE totally AWFUL who would ever want that....

[sleek harness]

Cadian guy is dead

Sid guess what

[formal mortar]

Imagine not having any big tall women in your area and needing to wish for them

I could never

[sleek harness]

Yeah man

The good thing about being 3ft is thet everyone is tall

[ocean siren]

They're around I'm just so short they look right over me

[formal mortar]

Ah

Im 6ft and see many women my height where i live

[ocean siren]

Lucky bastard

Its not hard for a woman to be taller than me honestly

[formal mortar]

Also lot of women who are like 5ft here too

[ocean siren]

Ah

[formal mortar]

Diet matters

Doesnt always decide but it is a diet thing in the area for sure

[visual vortex]

And genetics

[delicate cove]

Hello fellow sefani simps

[formal mortar]

Genetics play a part but tell that to the asian and mexican parents that are 5ft with 6ft plus tall kids

[delicate cove]

What did I just walk into

[formal mortar]

Nothing really

[whole glade]

me when i strip my models

for the 2nd time

bc im not happy with le paint :[

[gloomy tartan]

Rat men is smoking dat warp stone

[delicate vapor]

[whole glade]

can i have sum?

[buoyant loom]

snort sniff warp dust

[river ingot]

did you know the worst political problem on the planet is sealed court records now you know 🙂

[marsh iris]

get in there and release the files reject

[river ingot]

tell me whos office has them then? i dont want to waste my time

[outer mist]

is there any drawback at all to skipping the battle for tertium campaign on new characters?

some penance you can no longer unlock? some fixed reward you miss out on?

[river ingot]

some of the rewards were kinda lackluster anyway

[outer mist]

there are rewards though?

[river ingot]

depends what you define as rewarding

[outer mist]

something exclusive I guess in this case

I dont wanna learn later that it ended up being a mistake to skip over it.

it is kinda annoying though to do a full run of all 20 missions before quickplay lets you get any mission.

I dunno if I would be wiping expedition progress and whatnot either by hitting yes

[neon agate]

No

https://tenor.com/view/kindness-hopecore-peace-and-love-dog-cute-gif-13253096881461448292

[outer mist]

guess I can just remake the character again if it turns out skipping the campaign was a mistake

[dim torrent]

I believe any rewards are account wide, so if you've done the campaign before you won't miss anything

Not tested with Expedition progress specifically but it doesn't affect any other progressions so should be fine

[marsh iris]

diesel is equal to premium now

[dire kayak]

meow

[hearty field]

chat, can someone explain to me what these things mean?

• Finesse
• Strength
• Rending
• Hit Mass
• Brittleness

I know brittleness like, reduces enemy armour strength or something, but besides a couple veteran skills, I dunno what applies it or like, the values of it. Like is 2.5% a lot or a little bit? How much less effective would a Crusher's armour be on malice diff if i schwacked him with 2.5% brittleness? How much more damage would, say, a 100 damage attack do if he had 2.5% brittleness versus no brittleness? etc.

I find that all the guides online are SUPER complex and like... jesus f-ck I don't have a rocket science degree man 😭 only other horde shooter ive played is Helldivers 2 and thats simple compared to this

[marsh iris]

finesse is crit damage, strength is base damage, rending is YOUR hit ignoring % of armor, hit mass is how much your melee swing follow through(cleave), brittleness is armor debuff on enemy

[south valve]

Basically:
Finesse = weak point damage
Strength = damage, cleave and stagger
Rending = damage through armour
Hit mass = the enemies that you have to hit through
Brittleness = damage to armour

As far as I understand it

[marsh iris]

yeag

[twin flower]

Hitmass is prolly the one I dont get much

[south valve]

I guess a good way to explain it would be that more hit mass means you need more cleave

[dim torrent]

Chonky bois are harder to swing through than skinny bois

[hearty field]

efjghrjf WHY DONT THEY JUST SAY CRIT DMG AND BASE DMG THEN?? 😭 like wh HUHHH???

[twin flower]

I thought High hit mass means the more you cleave thru enemies

[dim torrent]

They reduce the number of people you can swing through and the damage to the person after them

[twin flower]

Ah

[marsh iris]

sometimes your swing stop short after certain amount of targets and/or heavier targets, hit mass helps your swing complete

[dim torrent]

Finesse affects a few things, if you inspect a weapon and hover over a stat it tells you a lot more detail

[hearty field]

ooh okay so hit mass just determines like, how much of the cleave that enemy will soak up?

[south valve]

Yeah that

[dim torrent]

Essentially yeah, and their stagger resist

[hearty field]

yeah that makes sense

[hearty field]

ah okay, good to know

[marsh iris]

brutal momentum is probably the best anti mass

[dim torrent]

Agreed for the most part, but can vary with specific weapons and class builds

[twin flower]

That with Uncanny strikes on the shovel

[river ingot]

getting away with crimes repeatedly is how the world got into this mess in the first place...

[hearty field]

ohh so +strength means not just base damage, it also affects cleave and stagger? So it's like an umbrella term meaning "buff these three stats by X%"

[south valve]

I think strength is also your cleave and stagger

[south valve]

Yes

I think so

[twin flower]

Its cleave stagger and dmg together from what I remember as well

[dim torrent]

Finesse
Attack speed, weakspot damage, crit damage

Strength
Weapon damage as well, includes range damage and such

[south valve]

Idk why this is explained nowhere in game

[twin flower]

[dim torrent]

It is, use inspect

[hearty field]

i can't lie tho, it is INCREDIBLY cathartic to swing my blaze greatsword through a bunch of chaff, hear a loud THONK, feel thhe sword get stopped, only for the mauler or berserker or whatever's head to fuckin explode a half-second later because I run brainburst

[south valve]

Oh right

[dim torrent]

Each weapon even gives you a number breakdown to 2 decimal places of how each stat affects it

[twin flower]

Im like 200hrs in I still dont get breakpoints

[south valve]

Stuff like brittleness is left out ig

[twin flower]

I remember asking around in the class channels back then as a newbie and some guy gave me a spreadsheet

I was like "what am i suppose to do with this"

[south valve]

It does feel like a gratuitously complicated system

[dim torrent]

Easy way to explain breakpoints is damage v health:

Enemy has 70 health
Attack does 69 damage
2 hits to kill

Enemy has 70 health
Attack does 71 damage
1 hit to kill

Enemy has 70 health
Attack does 140 damage
1 hit to kill

So going above 71 damage doesn't help and attack speed to hit more enemies may be a better option

[hearty field]

like you can yell at me about "meta" this and "meta" that but the unstoppable force that is my sword just "meta" unstoppable object that is that guy's face, and my sword is the one still standing after that, so I think I win that argument tyvm

[south valve]

The stagger system in vermintide

[dim torrent]

You can apply the logic to anything, if X mobility doesn't raise your dodge limit by 1, it's wasted points

[hearty field]

im like 800 hours into Helldivers 2 and i also don't know what people mean when they say "breakpoints" lol

[south valve]

It’s just a fancy was of describing how few hits you need to kill something really

[dim torrent]

Another example is player health

Player has 150 health
Sniper does 179 damage
Player gets 1 tapped

Player has 180 health
Sniper does 179 damage
Player lives through a shot but dies to second

Player has 260 health
Sniper does 179 damage
Play lives through a shot but still dies to a second one

[south valve]

And how you can bring that number down

[dim torrent]

The idea is certain values are ineffective but expensive to increase in both my examples

[hearty field]

but what if there's an enemy with 141 health? then ur screwed

[dim torrent]

Cause the outcome is the same, despite the number changes

[dire kayak]

gonna finish my exaction squad

[dim torrent]

The idea is to work it out with efficiency. What enemies do you use the weapon on commonly? Is there a number that will one tap most and always two tap the rest?

[tawdry edge]

erm, wouldn't it be extraction?

[marsh iris]

1 less extra attack makes a lot of difference in breakpoints

[hearty field]

See that's where it stops mattering because the game stops being fun

[dim torrent]

If so, why bother increasing that number past that point if after it, it still one taps half and two taps the rest

[hearty field]

I don't wanna do freakin

calculus

to play a game

[stiff elbow]

its exaction

cus they make ppl pay for their crimes

[tawdry edge]

dumb name

[stiff elbow]

idk i didnt come up w/ it

[hearty field]

minmaxxing never is, has been, or will be even remotely interesting to me, if anything it makes me like games less

[dim torrent]

But here's the thing, any game where you loot and improve gear uses maths to calculate the value of the gear. Understanding the maths gives you an edge. Math is a core principal of these types of games

[delicate vapor]

made a librarian da in sm2 and primaris stuff makes him look uglier

[stiff elbow]

truthnuke

straight church

[south valve]

Expectation squad: “I’m not mad that you betrayed the Lex, just disappointed”

[twin flower]

[stiff elbow]

Exception Squad: "we are very different from the other lex enforcers!"

[dim torrent]

Although at the end of the day, that's fine! The game isn't hard enough that this becomes necessary, it simply is people working out the most bang for the buck to get the absolute most out of their builds. To many that is fun

[south valve]

I didn’t know there were librarians in that game tbh

[robust flower]

which combat blade is best

[twin flower]

There isnt afaik

Maybe just the drip

[dim torrent]

On paper Mk6, but I prefer the Mk3. Try both in meat grinder and see what you prefer!

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

[dim torrent]

I prefer the consistent heavy stabs

[dire kayak]

the name of the kill team is exaction squad

[south valve]

Ohh okay

[twin flower]

Is it actually called Exaction

[dire kayak]

yes

[twin flower]

Im not paying attention

[dire kayak]

i can show a picture of the box if needed

[shell goblet]

warhammer 40,000

[south valve]

Extraction squad: “There’s Lexbreakers! Retreat!”

[delicate vapor]

not really

more like a small mention

[south valve]

I see

[stiff elbow]

Extortion Squad: "you will be SPARED from judgement... for a small fee!"

[nocturne bloom]

I always like to make my own build in a game before looking at whats bis or meta. Helps me see which stats etc are actually valuable. But it only really was "helpful" in fallout 76 since Bethesda invented its own type of math for some godforsaken reason

[twin flower]

I believe you, I just thought it odd

[south valve]

Existential squad: “why are we even serving the Lex?”

Lex is now capitalised in the autocorrect on my phone

[hearty field]

like yeah I play Punishing Gray Raven, it's a gacha game, but i'm not playing it to minmax. I didn't go for the meta characters, I don't care that having a tank, dps, and amplifier is "good party building", I got the sword girl, the wolf girl in my pfp, and the dommy mommy because they're fun. Where's the tank? Not here. I got a dps and two supports, and i enjoy myself :p

[twin flower]

It knows

[stiff elbow]

Exacerbation squad: "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! THAT GUY JUST BROKE THE LEX IMPERIALIS! OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO 😱"

[nocturne bloom]

Idve played PGR more if I didnt have bad experiences with people that wanted me to play it

[dim torrent]

It is good to have an understanding of the meta, but too many people just copy it. I think it's valuable to know why things are meta so you can understand how to include synergy in your own builds. I 100% advocate making your own to suit your playstyle over the meta though

Someone comfortable in a jank build will always outperform someone uncomfortable in a meta copy/paste

(And have more fun)

[hearty field]

the game is absolutely hard enough if you're not a sweat and get scared by heresy (aka, if ur me)

[south valve]

Extension squad: “we’ll stop them… but it’s getting kinda late, so we’ll do it tomorrow”

[hearty field]

i dunno what happened, i'm sorry that it happened, but U SHOULD PLAY IT, ITS SO MUCH FUN

i just be vibin

havin a great time

[nocturne bloom]

My build in 76 a few years back was actually was of the best in the game and it was something I made myself. For a time I literally had a build that could kill the queen in like a minute with a boxing glove

[hearty field]

https://tenor.com/view/feral-scent-no21-pgr-punishing-gray-gif-15335764450924388627

[dim torrent]

I should rephrase, I meant more that the game never truly demands you to squeeze the last 2% out of your gear. The gear is rarely the difference so long as you aren't running underlevelled whites or something XD

[delicate vapor]

[hearty field]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-pgr-lucia-punishing-gray-raven-punishing-gif-6981966553051429170

aww embed fail rip

[south valve]

Tragic

[twin flower]

we dont have embed perms here

[nocturne bloom]

ZerO with the starter pistol on op10 with the bore skill:

[hearty field]

[stiff elbow]

Exchange squad: "If YOU stop breaking the Lex, just MAAAAAYBE we WONT kill you."

[south valve]

Ex squad: “nah, we betrayed the Lex.”

[nocturne bloom]

I think between it and nikke/Azur at the time I just didnt have the time besides the people

[south valve]

Lamia lore?

[nocturne bloom]

I dont think 2 mobile games i played is me lore but

[south valve]

Oh

[hearty field]

me, running brain rupture, greatsword, and a freakin revolver because fuk u I love when my sword thumps into somethin hard and then said hard target explodes a second later, I love firin' laserbeams from my sword, and i love feelin' like a cowgirl whippin out the bigiron to BLAST a mofuqa as I sprint past going mach jesus because i went crazystupid with stamina curios

[south valve]

Can we get Lamia lore?

[marsh iris]

im playing tacticus

[twin flower]

How is it

[marsh iris]

its alright

[hearty field]

lamia has lore, fym?

[nocturne bloom]

Lore is best learned naturally

[marsh iris]

hex-based tactics

[nocturne bloom]

Me not the character

[dim torrent]

Funny enough, all top tier choices. The hipfire revolver + greatsword was my endgame loadout for a good while XD

[south valve]

I’m very natural 👁️ 👁️

[hearty field]

totally fair! PGR is the only game of its kind i've ever gotten into, and I wouldnrt have if I wasnt introduced to it via fukkin helldivers 2 armour mods lol

[dim torrent]

And brain rupture best blitz for Psyker by a mile, I don't care what anyone says XD

[hearty field]

oh, i see

well still

i honestly wish the vigilant autogun hit harder

like

it just feels kinda weak

[nocturne bloom]

I played nikke for the "plot"
I stopped around level 280ish tho

[dim torrent]

The braced autogun is really good on Psyker

[nocturne bloom]

Azur was kinda just a background game for me

[dim torrent]

Although very ammo hungry and that sometimes annoys people cause Psykers typically use 0 ammo

[nocturne bloom]

As well as the first Girls Frontline but it wasnt as afk friendly

I was top 10 on global for destiny child tho and I literally just used that as an afk game at school lol

[dim torrent]

Beyoncé's solo career was better

[whole glade]

time for my yearly replay of MGRR

[nocturne bloom]

Hop on gears 3 for 360

[whole glade]

no.

[nocturne bloom]

Smh

[whole glade]

memes. The DNA of the soul.

[nocturne bloom]

Kids these days

[hearty field]

im not into edging

jokes aside tho, i dont wanna be the BEST in a team, OR feel like deadweight. Hate playin with players leagues better than me bc like idrc? I wanna be a contributing member of a team, but not the best or worst, cause then i feel bad

Like sometimes in Hd2 i'll feel really good about carrying a couple newbies, but i dont really do it to show off. I normally do it as a challenge, by running like, a medic/support build, or a weapon im not familiar with, or whatever, and im never tryna steal the spotlight. If it happens, its usually just my skill and game knowledge, plus things like "knowing when to fight and when to run" that's coming to the forefront, rather than because I picked a dope-ass build

[whole glade]

how about i eat you.

[hearty field]

WOAH WOAHH

👀

[nocturne bloom]

Good, I dont like the dinner part anyways

[whole glade]

freaks.

[hearty field]

im stealing this quote

[whole glade]

i was gonna eat them like pork.

[hearty field]

wheeze

what

[nocturne bloom]

Dry? Thats hot

[whole glade]

its from Monsoon

[marsh iris]

history books will record the memes being handed out during the war

[hearty field]

"Now this," slaps braced autogun, "this is good. But I like this," points to recon lasgun

[whole glade]

MEMES RAIDEN

MEMES

[hearty field]

idk what that isd

LMAOO

u watch maxor

[whole glade]

WERE ALL PAWNS

[hearty field]

based

[whole glade]

ITS A 2013 METAL GEAR GAME

[twin flower]

Old

[whole glade]

i was playing the funny meme game way before Max0r

[marsh iris]

thats when i got my 2nd JOB

or was it the 3rd

[hearty field]

yeah bu-

wait... "memes raiden" is... is an actual line in the game... isn't it

[whole glade]

yes

[hearty field]

god, what the hell does kojimasan even smoke

[whole glade]

that is a real thing

[gloomy tartan]

He 3d scans feet

He has a collection from all the women in his games

[hearty field]

what is your lore, funny stranger

[whole glade]

you can look around during that cutscene and see a guard petting a cat

[marsh iris]

kojima is Feet Trazyn

[gloomy tartan]

Kojima and Tarantino are friends

[dim torrent]

I remember when Recon lasgun Psyker was the meta. The blue one with rapid fire rate and ignite on crit with the crit gun psyker build

[digital ivy]

Big E> all

[gloomy tartan]

Both are brothers in feet loving

[modest flume]

Nothing, he's already high on life

[whole glade]

Lion and Curze >

[hearty field]

i run that on my veteran lol

[digital ivy]

honestly roboute is the goat of the sons

[modest flume]

How dare you, Ferrus Manus didn't die for your sins for you to snub him like that since Ferrus > Lion and Curze

[hearty field]

cause god DAMN, the brt is UNREAL

[digital ivy]

hes the only one who has plot armor

[tawdry edge]

Bait used to be belieavable

[dim torrent]

I actually really like the heavy recon on Vet, cause the lasers punching through is so satisfying

[whole glade]

hes alive fuckass. leading the legion of the damned

[hearty field]

plus i got a lil macro that autos my light melee and that actually works for the recon las by giving it a slower rpm continual burst for when I wanna conserve ammo

[tawdry edge]

"alive"

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[hearty field]

btw would that be considered a cheat, chat?

[lethal solstice]

That sounds like dead to me

[sleek harness]

Oh wait I don't know any of you

[hearty field]

cause i dont wanna cheat

[tawdry edge]

no

[sleek harness]

Not freaks

[whole glade]

hes living

[hearty field]

oh okay good good phw

thank god

[lethal solstice]

Single input macros are fine

[digital ivy]

a crusade across the stars....

[lethal solstice]

2 or more is bad

[tawdry edge]

Check zealot chat rq I'll ping you

[hearty field]

cause yeah no my fingers HURT with how much clicking and swinging i gotta do

and like

[dim torrent]

Kinda, I think the full auto mod for single fire ranged weapons is fine. But macros for melee that auto combos and such is a bit much

[whole glade]

YOU HAVE MY DMS

[hearty field]

i already am worried im gonna have bad arthritis in my 40s from how much typing i do

[somber stream]

On the Western front, US - EU war 2035

"You.. you shot me"
"Sure did cuz" start doing Fortnite dance
"I have one last wish before i part with this world"
"Lay it on me fam" do the peace sign with his hand
"I-I wish to see a meme, this one last time. You know the one with the toilet head"
The US soldier pulled out his phone, Skibidi toilet started playing
"Ah yes... dank.." dies

[hearty field]

since im A: chronically onlne and B: a writer

soooo

like

[tawdry edge]

I want other people to see it too.

[hearty field]

any chance to reduce that is something ill gladly take lol

[digital ivy]

itll be robos by then

[tawdry edge]

be Ferrus
supposedly biggest primarch
maybe even the strongest
equipped with two hands covered in necrodermis
died to the evil twink

[marsh iris]

bussin'

[hearty field]

no no it's not a combo thing it legit just makes it swing light melee for as long as im holding the button

[digital ivy]

we will have flying cars by 2035

[hearty field]

like thas all it does

[digital ivy]

them j boys turning gaza into zaza

[somber stream]

US soldier: "He was a real one frfr no cap"

[whole glade]

grahh

[dim torrent]

Ah since most weapons are massively worse light spamming instead of using a combo, I think you're actually nerfing yourself. So if it's a cheat it's a bad one XD

(I think you're fine with those though :P)

[hearty field]

its honestly super useful bc ive bound it to one of my thumb buttons so i can take the strain off my fingies

[marsh iris]

2035 geneva convention will have weapon balancing

[gloomy tartan]

I hit my infantry lasguns trigger so fast it looks like it has a switch on it

[gloomy tartan]

I lay the whole heretic block out son

[hearty field]

ur supposed to combo?

[digital ivy]

we need like bf3 bf4 bf1 dice balanacing

[somber stream]

"Ur gay if u use cluster bomb"

[hearty field]

yeah i didt know that kek

[gloomy tartan]

Ima show em how we do it on cadia foo

[tawdry edge]

@whole glade biggest walking L of a primarch

[hearty field]

i do just be goin "so anyway i started BLASTING" whenever theres hordes

[gloomy tartan]

Kasrkin double tap holms

[tawdry edge]

"used to do on cadia"*
there fixed it for you

[dim torrent]

Yep, so many weapons have a variety of combos. Usually you'll find two in each weapon, one for horde clear and one for single target armour pen

[digital ivy]

dude got his head chopped off gulliman arose and came back and saved humanity manus is a freakin chump

[tawdry edge]

Cadia don't exist anymore dummy

[gloomy tartan]

Viva la cadia

[hearty field]

LMAOOOO

[tawdry edge]

Cadia deserved all of it

[digital ivy]

dude couldnt get the job done

[hearty field]

see i just spam light when theres baddies and heavy when theres thicc baddies

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia es mas fuerte

[hearty field]

thas why i like the greartsword lol

it just

[gloomy tartan]

💪🏼

[hearty field]

swish swish swish

i dont gotta like

minmax ort

wombo combo

[gloomy tartan]

Viva Cadia

Por Cadia!

[hearty field]

i can just hold attack and watch the heads come off until theres no more heads to come off

[dim torrent]

But some weapons have heavies designed for horde clear, one of the greatsword variants has an interesting one if I remember right.

Both combo's are heavy - light - heavy - light - heavy - light etc. endlessly

But the crowd clear and single target depend on which attack you start with, heavy or light

[digital ivy]

roboute is the nerd who played football

and ended up like tom brady

[gloomy tartan]

Blow they heads clean SMOOF fuck off

[tawdry edge]

Rest in piss cadia

wont be missed

[dim torrent]

I think it's one of the greatswords that has that, can't remember for sure

[tawdry edge]

#packwatch

[gloomy tartan]

Is that a furry thing?

Are you the delta wolf 🐺

[tawdry edge]

L ragebait

get better material

boooo

[gloomy tartan]

No im legit asking

Is it like Warhammer lore

Is it a furry thing

What is it

[digital ivy]

lets have some parlimentary procedure

lets look into the codex astrates

[gloomy tartan]

You did a # so I’m assuming it’s real

[tawdry edge]

pack is for the bulk of drugs

[whole glade]

gets overshadowed by a twink twight vampire that people refuse to shut up about

[tawdry edge]

astartes*

[gloomy tartan]

So like drug watch?

[tawdry edge]

Second best primarch only lost cause Horus was being buffed by 4 chaos gods directly btw

[digital ivy]

top 5 primarchs go

[hearty field]

lol

[hearty field]

sorry what I heard furry?

who called

[whole glade]

Lion, curze, curze, curze, curze

[tawdry edge]

(personal choice)

1. Sanguinius
2. Perturabo
3. Lion
4. Horus
5. Curze

[hearty field]

I FORGOT THERE WERE GREATSWORD VARIANTS

and... regular blazsword variants...tbh

[lethal solstice]

Mortarion
Mortarion
Mortarion
Mortarion
Mortarion

[tawdry edge]

I have other variations

[tawdry edge]

I think bro doesn't shower

[gloomy tartan]

For Cadia

[lethal solstice]

Nah he just has the coolest model

[hearty field]

less see em

[dim torrent]

The illisi sword is so strong cause it can two tap crushers in Havoc. High recommend if you have a horde clear range like the flame staff

[tawdry edge]

If we're talking models he surely has the best lookin one tbh

[digital ivy]

1. sanguinius 2. horus 3. lionel 4. roboute. 5. jagatai

[whole glade]

lion came back, saw the shit the imperium, his legion and his bro did, said imma fix this shit and i failed everyone but my sons and i wont fail them. Hes the only reasonable left.

[hearty field]

brick

[digital ivy]

6 would be corvus

[lethal solstice]

Still a violent racist

Morty is chill cause hes omnicidal

[digital ivy]

this isnt the realm for racism xD

[tawdry edge]

The Khan is still coming back

[lethal solstice]

He doesn't descriminate

[gloomy tartan]

You have too many brick throwing emotes

[lethal solstice]

He just hates you

[gloomy tartan]

At this point it’s worrying

[whole glade]

curze is the better long black haired guy around

[digital ivy]

nah curze is a coward

[tawdry edge]

Eeeeeh Guilliman over Khan is L tbh

[digital ivy]

who let himself die

[whole glade]

okay? Lion still has to fix the state of the imperium

[tawdry edge]

Literally a lie

[dim torrent]

1. Konrad Curze
2. Rogal Dorne
3. through 20. who cares

[tawdry edge]

Guilliman HAS and IS doing that

[digital ivy]

some lvl 1 rook destroyed him

[whole glade]

by?

[gloomy tartan]

Guys obviously glup shitto is the best primarch

[digital ivy]

some assassin killed a primarch

[whole glade]

taxes?

[digital ivy]

thats like bottom tier stuff dude was afraid too when he died

[dim torrent]

Konrad Curze let himself be killed by the assassin for the prophecy

[twin flower]

Atm I only more more about the Lion lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Was it the one who killed JfK?

[lethal solstice]

Yeah taxes are kinda important

[digital ivy]

so hes dead?

[lethal solstice]

You need money and material to do things

[dim torrent]

He even told his Legion not to interfere and allow the assassin both in and to leave after

[whole glade]

mshen was allowed to kill curze by Curze. He wanted to prove a point before dippin like a chad

[digital ivy]

hes not revived at this point corvus is way cooler lookin for logar

[tawdry edge]

Indomitus Crusade

[tawdry edge]

Literally killed High Lords of Terra over that

lmao

[gloomy tartan]

crusade deez 🥜

[digital ivy]

curze is the ultimate edge lord

i appreicate that from him

[dim torrent]

My favourite is when an Ork tried to negotiate with the High Lords of Terra and got frustrated over how much they squabbled

[tawdry edge]

you do realize Imperial Assassins ain't that weak, right? Those mfrs are cracked and also Curze let himself die cause there wasn't anything left for him to do

[whole glade]

and hows that workin? current 11th edition lore states that the tithe of war has caused the legions to go back to older marks

TAXES BATMAN

TAXES

[digital ivy]

hes still dead if i was that assassin id brag my ass off xD

i killed that fool primarchs aint nothin

[gloomy tartan]

Why would a assassin be weak they’re supposed to assassin people

[dim torrent]

Yes, but they aren't that strong to fight an entire legion and it's Primarch alone. Plus the Assassin was immediately killed by a disobeying Sergeant who hunted them right after

[gloomy tartan]

That’s like sending a chimp to fight a trex

[digital ivy]

primarchs are not people theyre demi gods

[lethal solstice]

That is purely to explain putting a mk7 helmet on primaris (which looks terrible btw)

[digital ivy]

must have been kratos

[tawdry edge]

Curze ordered his legion to not interfere 💀 bro has not read how it happened

[whole glade]

She died. like very shortly after.

[gloomy tartan]

Do primarchs also have the emperors seed ?

[digital ivy]

ur right i think

[whole glade]

MF I COLLECT NIGHT LORDS

[dim torrent]

Yes... and Talos immediately disobeyed and killed the Assassin after anyway

[whole glade]

I READ THE BOOKS

[digital ivy]

im also not wrong!

[dim torrent]

Despite being ordered not to

[whole glade]

she was allowed to kill him

[digital ivy]

night lords are kinda the edge lords

[tawdry edge]

Because Curze let himself die because he didn't see reason in anything else
he wasn't a coward, he was an insane lunatic

[digital ivy]

just like their daddy xD

[whole glade]

CURZE ALLOWED IT

[whole glade]

yeah?

and?

[dim torrent]

I know..? I never said he was a coward? Are you confusing me for someone else?

[digital ivy]

they do it for the love of the game

[gloomy tartan]

Who allows themself to be killed by choice

[whole glade]

Curze

[twin flower]

Curze

Lmao

[digital ivy]

curze actually never fell into chaos true?

[whole glade]

want to prove a point

[gloomy tartan]

Sounds like aura farming

[whole glade]

yes

[digital ivy]

he was like fuck it we killin err body

[gloomy tartan]

So they were aura farming

[whole glade]

HE very much hated all ideas of relegion

[tawdry edge]

purely to appease for fans by including mark 7 helmet on primaris
its completely a cosmetical choice for the minis lmao

[dim torrent]

Half truth. He never fell to the corruptive force of chaos but still fell for their lies

[digital ivy]

nah hes a good character i appreciate most of them

[whole glade]

just allow us to have updated firstborn GW...

[dim torrent]

Although different warbands dispute that, so we don't really know 100%

[digital ivy]

hes just not my amongst my favs and i dont think hes too powerful

[gloomy tartan]

Hey why does his name sound like curse

[digital ivy]

based af tho

[whole glade]

he never fell for chaos

[gloomy tartan]

Was it because he was cursed ?

[tawdry edge]

I'm not complaining with this change tho, people who say its bad are just space marine haters
I like how it looks

[whole bough]

why is havoc rank showing the last completed havoc and not highest completed

[digital ivy]

i look like roboute xD

[twin flower]

Its like saying the one primarch thats always angry is called Angron

[lethal solstice]

I don't

[whole glade]

i like the idea, just shouldve been done years ago

[lethal solstice]

The mk7 helmet on primaris looks super goofy

[gloomy tartan]

Holy fucking shit

[whole bough]

never gonna get into the lobby with the game saying my highest is fucking havoc 9 when ive done 27

[gloomy tartan]

That’s genius

Holy shit that’s great world building

[whole glade]

Dark Angels love mrk8 so they look 10/10

[gloomy tartan]

That’s fucking great

[tawdry edge]

They had other concepts to work with before doing that so bleeh, who cares
we got femstodes now

[gloomy tartan]

Is Lionel blonde

[whole glade]

WOOOOOO

[gloomy tartan]

Like a lion?

[whole glade]

yes

[digital ivy]

no hes ginger

[whole glade]

thats kinda his thing

[gloomy tartan]

Holy shit it’s all connecting

[twin flower]

Blond white since he old now

[dim torrent]

I mean the Primarch's were specifically constructed with their personalities sorta pre-determined. It is 100% plausible the admech and big E were snickering at their own punny name selections

[digital ivy]

hes like mcgregor

[whole glade]

hes blonde

and welsh

[gloomy tartan]

They created dnd characters

[digital ivy]

hes black too

[whole glade]

Very WELSH

[digital ivy]

give it 20 years

lions from africa xD

[gloomy tartan]

He’s a blonde white welsh black man?

[digital ivy]

hes practically a swedish man

lionel too

[gloomy tartan]

Ah I get it

[dire kayak]

9 out of 11 arbitrators done

[tawdry edge]

We got femstodes AND new Red Corsairs who has a very banger fem pirate captain for Hurons ship
and a xeno lady that has a dawg

[gloomy tartan]

He looks like Siegfried from soul caliber ?

[digital ivy]

leiman russ my bad

[gloomy tartan]

Basically?

[tawdry edge]

Show me them

[whole glade]

Im using the RC kits for my nightlords

[digital ivy]

but more of a crusader esk

[dire kayak]

they not painted

[tawdry edge]

Based, I'll see if I can buy a NL box as my first nimis next month

[tawdry edge]

i wanna see it either way

[digital ivy]

the 2 out of the 20 primarchs that got slimed were women

[whole glade]

Lion best loyalist , Curze best traitor

simple as.

[tawdry edge]

huh

[gloomy tartan]

Chaos hates women?

[digital ivy]

big e knew ahead of time

[tawdry edge]

Eeeeeh...

[whole glade]

Nemesis claw good, but not enough NL goodness

[digital ivy]

he knows what chaos looks like

[whole glade]

SPACE WELSH KNIGHTS, AND GOTH EASTERN EURO VAMPIRES

GRAHHH

nough said

[digital ivy]

who are the missing 2 primarchs?

[graceful hamlet]

Deez and nuts

[twin flower]

Arent they Redacted from history technically

[tawdry edge]

They're my first minis and also the only ones I can afford (and the coolest from the reseller site I'm using)

[graceful hamlet]

They’re super redacted

[twin flower]

I know someone found their name in like the old lore, but idk if its canon lmao

[graceful hamlet]

They’re also there as a way to make your own chapter not based on any of the current main ones

[whole glade]

if you can space out the bits its very worth it

[tawdry edge]

Sanguinius is best loyalist for me
And for best traitor...? If we're going by primarchs, Perturabo
by legion?
Iron Warriors.

[misty smelt]

darktide has done irreparable damage to how i play some games

[whole glade]

so just silver night lords?....

[misty smelt]

i just played some l4d2 for the first time in awhile and i kept trying to dodge away and shit lol

[graceful hamlet]

“My super edge lord Chapter is descended from [redacted] primarch and now they must atone and be edgey”

[whole glade]

@tawdry edge Ill show my NL combat patrol TMR in DMs

[digital ivy]

the 2 missing primarchs are whoopie golberg and ellen degrenate

[whole glade]

i made the 2nd legion based on all death and grim reaper mythos and imagrey

bc cool

[tawdry edge]

Koz I like you very much so I'm containing myself from obliterating you

[graceful hamlet]

Replace all their power swords with power scythes

[whole glade]

that was the plan

[tawdry edge]

[whole glade]

only way is death guard resin bits from HH

[digital ivy]

lol u couldnt hurt a fly lynxiee

[rocky radish]

Same. The dodge system in particular. Every other game feels frustrating during melee combat

[digital ivy]

the alt codes give u away

[whole glade]

both hate chaos, have daddy issues, different and cool color scemes from the usual legions, have a very opisite rival legion to combat their tactics.

[digital ivy]

extra behaviour over the top stuff that doesnt matter fluff to make urself look cool ur practically discord clavlicur

sad thing is at least hes making money

u do it for attention

[twin flower]

Lets not be spicy in here

[tawdry edge]

True but there's 2 things that make the Iron Warriors more distinct than the Night Lords

1. stripes!!!!
2. 500. daemon. engines.

[digital ivy]

spicy is best

i love spicy food

[whole glade]

some NL use Daemons, which are weak. so not based.

[twin flower]

I like Perturabo's Iron Circle, then agian I dont know much about the legion itself

[tawdry edge]

Iron Within, Iron Without

also its iron dome

dumbass

[whole glade]

Lions, Knight of the Round Table is a peak design and needs art

[regal jasper]

[digital ivy]

i got petruabou over dorne

[tawdry edge]

Iron Warriors do daemon engines better

[regal jasper]

Baby be respecful with your friends

[tawdry edge]

Ill answer u in a minute babe im being autistic rn

[graceful hamlet]

Very angsty, and do funny shit like kidnap demons and stuff them into vehicles. One Iron bro kidnapped so many demons that all 4 chaos gods got mad and sent a united chaos demon army to take his planet.

[digital ivy]

he def needed guiliman to save his ass

[regal jasper]

Or u gonna stay into the corner without your cuddle

[digital ivy]

angron could been so goated but he was the most validated to becoming evil

[twin flower]

Says circle on the Lexicanum tho

[whole glade]

night lords who use the warp should be put to death for weakness.

[digital ivy]

mortarian was a stinky boy

[whole glade]

I need art of the Primarchs in that Thragg pose with Battle Beast Cape

[gloomy tartan]

SpongeBob shit pants

[tawdry edge]

[whole glade]

like Lion and Curze would aura farm.

[digital ivy]

theres some good youtube videos

about their stories

read the books

ive been reading more

[tawdry edge]

i might be doing a dummy here are you referring to the event where Perty almost wiped out the IF?

[nocturne bloom]

just got home and my cat went to sleep next to me

[tawdry edge]

my OC hates psykers and tzeentch so i agree
based

[digital ivy]

we love screens but its some tzceench bs

[twin flower]

Im talking about his automaton robot bodyguards

[gloomy tartan]

Give the cat milk

[tawdry edge]

oh then its circle iirc

[twin flower]

dumbass