#general-chat
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I'll settle with pretty face
Pratiquement français 
I still remember the one guy trying to hit on me, smelled like he had been drinking
"Are you a woman?"
"No."
"Respect. Have a nice day"
I think about that one a lot
Fr though how?
Arabic for "peace be with you" but whatever
You can't yet
You don't
see I just get hit on by gay guys
Stupid design
You can remedy this by wearing the most obnoxiously male jacket ever known to man
Should have released this then when they did have 18
✊ 🐺
First time playing a fatshark game?
No just sick of lazy devs making half functioning games
I used to roleplay as a bedouin character who would speak Romanicized Arabic and people would be so fukken racist.
Me too bro
I get hit on by alcoholic old men with revoked licenses who think I'm a woman and sometimes middle aged women who are on some kinda hustle I can't discern but I respect it
Møøse
once bit my sister
Jesus I thought you were going for a slur for a second 
I think old people just like you
cougar bait?
what? A bedouin?
I usually just wear my work coat or my black denim vest
this reminds me of this dude i saw going to ren fairs as an arabic soap merchant
make it stop make it stop
"Romani" is the begining part of a common racial slur and my dyslexic brain went straight for it 
Like, I even had the character wear a tagelmust
I want a cougar 
nurglemusk
those things kick so much ass though
I don't wanna be perceived
I wish you weren't english sometimes 
🫵
EURO SPOTTED
No, romancizied; when you try to write out phonetically a language that doesn't use the roman alphabet
We could have been friends
Fr*cnh
shower
it kicks so much ass, man
tomorrow
Guys, ever since the latest update, I've had FPS issues. I've never had FPS issues before as I did a lot of research to optimize my game. I use mods ofc but not too many. My game runs fine with 130-140 fps but after 2-3 maps, I start getting 15-20 fps. This disappears when I restart the game. I've also been experiencing fps drops during gameplay which I never experienced before. Can anyone help me out so I can identify what the issue is & find a solution? Thanks
you're going to the wrong type of bars
i had a fling with a mom when i was 19
if I could redirect their attention to you, I would
Dude have you not seen me state my frenchness multiple times?
the french are my blind spot, i ignore every aspect of them in my field of vision
I only go to the gym and hospital
cougars treating you cub twinks
are these two locations related?
like gym and then hospital because you fucked up
Memory leak, i think. I saw someone talk about LUA helper threads or something earlier, but generally you just need to restart the game
cougars only hang out at the gym during specific hours
I meet them at my little brother's PTA meetings
no, I go hospital because I work too much and get sick and injured a lot
hungry cougars in your area
Also helps that I was a camp counselor for their kids too
I know
I just misread it 
I just love how this chat takes some wild twists and turns all the time.
And most of them and somehow tied to Slaanesh... How is that possible? 😄
I also have to get checkups for my HRT
Lifeguard duty at a public pool works too.
Your blind spot is exactly where we're going to kick you 
"right behind you."
zut alors!
we love moms here
Ty. Could you direct me in the right direction please?
He said zut 
i think this is related
well, the F kind of makes it obvious
Explain.
Short haired girls for me
tl;dr: Big, boxy jackets
give me girls with piercings and short hair and angry tempers
If they gym rats sure
The Silver Scorpion jacket from Drive?
Oh this. I've already had this set 🙁
i want my relationship to physically hurt
They are just women my age now 
If they rotund hell naw
Same brotha
Or this
And it's fantastic 
Same, same. 😄
ah damn, im sorry then. not sure what else I can do, maybe ask again later on? Others might be able to help
Are french women actually hot or is it just a LARP
Depends on the women
A Milf in your 30s is a gilf from your 20s.
its like you can get the hot french accent or you can get the 'swears at you' french accent
they made pot roast and there aint any green beans in it🥀
I have the latter 
based though
celery
I heard Paris is pretty shit compared to what tourists think it's like
fuckin ew. In POT ROAST?
celery is fine, but why no green beans
I was there in July; it's just a big city like any other. It's not Disney World -- it's not an amusement park. People live and work there and they just want to live and work there.
yeah exactly what i was thinking
I've been described as sounding sonstereotypicaly french it's almost offensive 
SPYTF2
"OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER!"
Bro runs around just saying hon hon hon
when you laugh is it a ten second schaudenfruede taunt
fucking hell that reminds me of my favorite stupid justification why you cant shoot when cloaked. You see, when spy cloaks, he cant see his gun so he cant aim
Ork logic right there
That's hilarious actually
We need on Ork version of Darktide. 😄
Purple shoota
Krump Team would go so hard
it's the same with Las Vegas
I'm not an ork fan but I absolutely would
Orktide just average night in Newcastle
Las Vegas is dying
The word from Expedition 33 
Mekboy, Weirdboy, Shoota, Cutta, Nob
Pet class, psyker, ranged class, melee class, tank
Would you gain teef if you punch your allies?
I had an aunt who lived there for some reason. Worst time of her life, she said
they regrow so it's fine
I can feel my braincells dying as I read this
Wtf lmao it's not pvp it's co-op
Do they say it in english?
Ork Capitalism is oddly equitable for the working class
Played it in the superior french dubbing
No they use French swears
There should be a mechanic where the louder you scream into the mic, the more health you regen
zut alors!
Or the more damage you do
Only saving grace is Jerma's presence
WAAAAAAGH
What’s funny is that an Ork freeboota could be an actual thing, and they could just use the Ogryn skeleton
Funny, FS fixed Vets ammo crate talent letting the salvage-costing ammo box resupply everyone's grenades. They didn't fix the Hive Scum aura causing it to refill everyone's ammo instead of just the user
just grabbing an analogue mic rom the 1990s and removing the shielding in the aux to increase interference and cross-talk
Every decibel threshold confers more buffs
Bro stop saying zut 
shouting about MY CLOUDSONG
Zut is what little kids say in those 1960's movies 
okay, let's go Quebecoise on it: Tabarnac!
It's 15% of whatever... So have the guy with the largest ammo pool do it lul.
I’m telling you, any dev willing to put up with games workshop oversight could make a killing with an orc centered fps
Ostie de calice 
Or be said guy and make everyone happy.
well they do have speed freaks which is very orky but not fps
but cars paint red go fast and dakka
Oh dhit the Habit is finally open
There’s the sidescroller Ork co-op game but it’s only like 2 hours long
Burger time
Full gun kustomizations.
Mad fun too 
habit?
Because they run on if they believe it works, it works.
the stronger the belief the stronger the weapon
Shoots. blood and Teef. 😄
Blud & Teef?
So you can have the most ridiculous looking gun.
the one using Scribblenauts aesthetic?
Eternal Crusade had playable orks 😔
You also might try Dakka Squadron (Flight Sim) or Speed Freekz (Twisted Metal/PvP Racing)
Total war 40k will have orks I hope 
Speed Freekz is fun btw
Can't member the faction that we will have at launch
oh it will have orcs for sure
and the Waaagh fukken was beating everyone
Cuz we're getting the 200dlc treatment
i mean ill still buy it lol
Inb4 total war 40k is like 5 space marine chapters, 2 guardsmen regiments, tyranids and chaos marines (no daemons)
take my money i am a gw whore
I only buy if I can go eldar 
SORORITAS
yes to eldar
Inm skipping dawn of war 4 
or dark eldar plz
Admech is always forgotten or we're like, 2 units shafted in with the guardsmen
Soulstorm
also Soulstorm
Eternal Crusade had playable eldar 😔
No i meant for Darktide
Havent tried their relaster thingy yet
"Only enginseers and servitors for you!"
Soon™
Dunno if worht it
are the performance issues really that bad? seems like the game is super unoptimized and they do not care to fix it
i mean it is coming soon so the sages say
Total War 40k is made by same studio that made previous games... And published by SEGA... So yea... There will be 20+ dlcs.
they speak from the moutains
I want tau because its very funny to watch space marines seethe after getting bullseyed 2 miles away
Would be funny as fuck if it wasn't AdMech. :>
Soulstorm is an expanded Dark Crusade (Expansion on an Expansion) that added Sororitas and Dark Eldar.
can people stop fucking leaving if they go down in exped
nah they wont
MadMech 2 would be a glorious sight to see
50 bucks leagues of votann dont rven make an appearance
just deal with it and carry on soldier
Just played an expedition match and it was freezing for 1 sec every few seconds anyone else experienced stuttering or freezing after recent update?
Sodium levels would be off the charts.
it makes the game harder and better
seems like it yea
i don't play this game to play alone
Steam reviews say this game suffers from the worst performance issues
eh each their own but i ain't posting about it
Happens every update sadly
Been playing for months first time this bad and also disconnects me
Overall I don't trust Steam reviews, but this time they are kinda right.
yea its like a sack of rocks full of bugs
Swedish devs and unoptimized messes, name a more iconic duo
isnt that bc it rebuilds shaders every update
So not just me?
Never trust a Swede.
ill trust steam reviews if its a common census, which it seems to be even when i played it for a bit on my beefy rig
"Man fuck this game"
plays the game
Was not normal even disconnected me few times
howling fjords? burning crusade?
hardcore players; die in the game, quit; you're dead.
delete the character
Depends, given how common salt and review bombing is over minor issues, I don't really trust a common consensus.
Not dead, just pining for the Fjords
For example the review bombing of the Scum DLC over a reasonable nerf to Pickpocket.
always and forever
well i cannot run the game well despite having a 4070ti so im gonna assume its the case
Again, this time they're kinda right.
i dont really think its kinda
I thought it was review bombing because a new class was added
L opinion
Canceling you as we speak 
Optimization goes a little here and there, I tend to do a full reset of my settings with each major update and that seems to keep things smooth from my experience
eh i don't care about the reviews this game gives me what i need
At first it was because Scum is not AdMech, this time it is because Pickpocket nerf. 
no other game has this
and by reset you mean?
You mean it was never intended to hold down LMB the entire 20 minute round?
Resetting them via the launcher
Oh no, you have to Heavy Attack once with Shivs to maintain infinite ammo! Unplayable and weak Class. :<
The game only seems to be going up in GBs as well
look at total war bud
Ngl, the hive scum intro was such a let down and I wasn’t even a Darktide player at the time 
Someone up for penances?
Yeah, it was very underwhelming. Class is S-tier fun, though.
why was it a let down?
when are they gonna add the astartes class ||kidding||
Infitine ammo? Oh this is the rare hive scum ranged build (I don't use ranged hive scum, most of the left tree is gone)
Woe is me, I can only use my ranged weapon for 99% of a mission rather than 100% 
Okay so currently the game freezes for a sec in expedition which sometimes causes disconnects is not just me??
you are a whole char not 1 weapon
Melee killing an Elite restores a good chunk of ammo, with no cooldown. Before you could just shoot an Elite and maintain close to infinite ammo.
Meanwhile me using recon las and staff for 100% of the mission on Vet and Psyker 
where u guys even here during lauch?
True, big sad, gotta review bomb now. :<
We should kill people over quarrels on the internet
No, then I cannot watch the salt wars and eat my popcorn. :<
you could
i just want to play w/ 3 others in exped 
I see. But why use ranged hive scum when rampage exists

I'm trying out Melee Scum now, it is crazy fun.
is hive scum fun
So...?
It's the most fun class in the game.
It is so much fun. I use dependency with it, which seems weird but the the Dr is fun
Common occurence
Oh, might give that a go, I'm just a pleb with Adrenaline. :>
Fun but a little hard to learn. If you like hotline Miami, doom on hard difficulty, or ultra kill it works
hivescum
o
Didn't happen till today and caused me to disconnect as well
"Sorry, a completely silent Crusher oneshot you."
New update recently
Patch 1 bug, 3 more will take its place
Crimmy D
I use middle up to get the knock back when you get hit by melee then I got right for the dependency because of the Dr bonuses you get and because toxic helps deal with heavy armor
Nice. Crushers are a pain on my build, everything else gets blended. So definitely gonna explore this.
I just Desperado with Chem Dependency 
NOOB USE SHIVS
'Tis the Swedish way.
NO! I wanna use my Chainsword so I can feel special. :<
so the thing about Creative Assembly is that they have two whole teams working on Total War: Their development/launch team and their gold/support/maintenance team. So their development team puts out the product, and then it passes to the maintenance team; the maintenance team is responsible for all of the QoL and patching; this is why when a new total war comes out it feels like it lacks like 2 years of performance and optimization -- that's because it's the other team that's responsible for that, and they're just constantly rebuilding all their shit for the next game.
Arghhhhhh!!!!
Snow flakes tee hee
I guess needle pistol is ok then
does shogun 2 have a mod for 40k
Fuck you, gonna use the wrong Needle Pistol now, as well! Just to fuck with you.
imagine the new 40k total war has a darktide mod
🙈
Yeah plus as well since rampage is super short cd with dependency not stim bonus for cd you get like 6 seconds shaved off i think
Can’t see can’t hurt me
Nice. :>
Fuck you, un-worms your Phage Tree.
will israel be in the next update?
No.
I play a bit aggressive and I don't do range too much so I play melee hard
probably if the devs cant fix basic issues
❌
That’s just the Imperium
Try 😈
Same. I also picked the +50% dodge didstance. I can now use ledges and side-dodges as a gap closer. 
you mean the inquisition?
Picks off a worm.
DO NOT MENTION REDACTED COUNTRY
[REDACTED]
Farming simulator calms me down
You can retract me but you can never redact me
Yes that is also good. Honestly scum is super fun and I like the buffs to melee scum since I would rather play ogryn rock only over playing ranged
Get [REDACTED] you silly goose.
hive scum is israel’s strongest soldier?
They still should have nerfed Desperado’s range immunity over pickpocket imo
🙈
heavy laspistol my beloved
Leave politics out of this server please
Ok
He has a whole network of worms on phones.
yk what thats on me i should have known warhammer fans have less than half a brain
I would be moronic to be a nurgle fan anways
The psyop isn't working
Average nurlge fan
🇱🇴🇸🇪🇷
Look on the keyboard
Ok im looking at it
Initial letters of Nurgle are NG, this guy is NH

Coincident? I think not!
👽
I have never been alt accused before this is new
Brilliant solve, Dad!
#NotYourDad
Just another Monday in the office
I just like the night lords cause they have no allegiances to any chaos god and just do it for the love of the game
Night Lords are cool because lightning is pretty cool.
No idea what you're trying to say 
Lo flag r, I think.
flaying people alive is also pretty cool also
Loswedenr
Another brilliant solve. Damn, you're on fire today!
You're making me blush, stop et
Sounds pretty mean. :<
I will not. 
aaaand the conversation got gay im outta here
Flaying is the best way to get the marinade to penetrate
Gay? Nice. 
That or femboys or Bang Your Favorite Primarch. 😄
We kind of have a loop going on.
I should have taken the warning to stay as far away from the darktide community as possible
( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• ) ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• ) ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• ) ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Weak Aura


Do you think its rude to ping someone you are like.. sorta certain you met in game?
Strong Aura becomes a staple on the Darktide community
Strikes an Ogryn pose! Why pal so angry?
Depends, if you're polite about it I don't see why not.
I think he might be closeted. He's new here and has already brought up gay like three times.
See it would be a rude bit.
So it would be funny to the person but harassment if it wasn't them
I think you're onto something
Don't wanna get fried for being silly
That might be the case.
Often if you describe them someone else that knows them will ping them for you lol
Small community advantages
Do it anyway, it
They fixed the spawns, sad. The maps were more fun
's the internet
That's a trickier one. Someone smarter than me might know what to do. :>
ping me like one of your french girls
The other day a mutant threw me into an enemy spawn and it was so cool
I do wonder now... Do Sisters of Silence, you know, get down and dirty?
Are they allowed to make noise THEN!?
Something to ponder on.
His name was dogbone, all he told me was he quit a havoc 40 and changed his pseudonym but there is a dogbone in this server
Oh god
All I had to do was say some Chad fgs melee psyker carried me and two low havoc level people through a 40 and someone knew exactly who I was talking about lmao
Uh oh

I dream of being carried. :>
Taste the rainbow mf
heretical thoughts
Like in havoc or just in general?
Ainz?
Irl
In general, I am bad. :>
truth 🙂
This, too. Uppies, please. :>
Well, I do like Chaos and all. 😄
It was bruh moment, character was named TEMU ZEALOT, he hangs out in psyker chat and has a cute lil field mouse hiding in a yellow flower as the pfp
🤨
I've seen him in action
The moves, they are not of mortal realm
Reeks of 12 cans of monster
Yeah probably one of the best fgs melee psykers out there
Had me going straight to psykanium to practice fgs combos after seeing it lmao
(I am still ass with it)
"I am so ready"
dies at the first 5 minute
so where is this ingame survey ive seen people talking about throughout the morning?
Me, off solo in Expeditions. 
Sounds like me in Space Marine 2 when I do hard strategems.
One game I play like a God (pick Chaos god of your choosing), next game I die since I slipped on banana peel.
Foolish Tarnished, in search of the elden bling
For a moment I thought you freak called me
Literally
That happened to me
Cries in messmer the impaler
the door mechanic is probably the cool addition
I can't believe my full name was only mentioned 157 times
Your "aura" is disrupting it
noh
Daemon warp aura
I wish we could have some of the havoc modifiers on normal mission rotation 
Stink lines break radio waves
i had a dream, which was not all a dream. the bright sun was extinguised, and the stars did wander darkling in the eternal space, rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth swung blind and blackening in the moonless air
byron was on some shit in the 1820s goddamn
Iron Lung lore
Because I have 0 (zero) friends who play havoc and I get bored in normal missions 
DreamTide
delete this shit
Truly
Run ahead everyone then
Don't stop
Keep running
Why
What are you talking about
Malloween
Mallow you smell like reddit
Yeah I should pick up zelot 
Ngl I've thought about making a new class profile
Ogryn for lyfe!
Only this once
Just to try something new
Ogryn
My personal tism keeps me from playing a class I don't esteticaly align with
This is wicked
byron baby
i read it the other day after someone suggested it to me
Scum is a mentally ill person turned by their environment like everyone else
I like mentally ill characters because I relate in some matter! Mainly the psykers!
Can I mention that one girl
Loser beta male getting courted by ethereal white hair chad while trying to change the world
My sister's synopsis for one of the upcoming anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ObipYqbOd8
A anime about electricity
Steampunk but it's somewhere around there
expose this fraud skaven
Nah I am tired
i can't stop picking tieflings in bg3
This very much reminds me of The Road
Tieflings are awesome. :>
Slaaneshi
Rat.
isnt your actual name eugene
Jimbob Hawkthorne?
No
No
My real name is Queaseboat
oh it's elmer
I mean Foolish Skaven
Queaseboat Asshams Larold
It was mentioned only 158 times
Rat mentioned 17k+ times
melvin?
No, you are rat.
hubert
its definitely pubert
No
No
No
Pubert. 
No
Rat.
R-a-t.
"It's not like I also find you to be quite agreeable or anything, b-baka!"
Puberto*
He's brazilian
You know
That's such a non Brazilian name
That it might loop around and be Brazilian
Gulp
My condolences
No one should have to deal with being brazilian
I'm sorry. But we need to execute you with hammers now. :<
Drop Kick
40 thousands of them
Chat how do I complete the penance on veteran for shooting elites 30m away
I would drop a pic of Mambo throwin a brick but I can't
Dark Communion has a good bridge for that.
Hiii Pubert!
Consignment Yard might also be good.
What difficulty would be best for it
Long bomb penance was a pain to get for vet
Might vary depending on skill and what the penance demands.
Kill 100 ranged elites from 30+ meters away
Maybe some Mortis Trial maps could be good, as well.
I played derail mission and randomly started chucking grenades in the sky
I think number of Elites that spawn depends on difficulty, so the highest you're comfortable with.
bridge; also if you get to the door in the smelter and just shoot fuckers jumping down from the medicae
across the tracks in the subway station on assassination
or manufactorum if you get the right angle
the no man's land in the area between trenches
Expeditions bro
Takes like 2 missions 
I did it on my 3rd grenade trying 
Yeah but Expeditions are MID
Who would be the strongest darktide class if you could max out the talent trees (excluding abilities and blitzes)?
But it's the fastest way to get the penance you want 
Im tempted to say zealot
I suppose the hardest of tasks require the greatest of sacrifices
But thats cause im a zealot main
Yeah zealot has some strong stuff
Depending on how this works full stimm upgrade Hive Scum would be fucking nasty
Lmao
Does this remove locked options
gets stronger when less health
takes increasingly less damage
can refill shields easily
more damage done as you do more damage
I actually don't think it would be scum or psyker, because a lot of their strength comes from weapons and abilities
Zealot just becomes an ork, really
Yeah, you can get all keystones
What about active abilities
LOTS OF GREYNAMES TODAY HUH
and let's say scum can max out the stimm, but the cooldown would be appropriately longer
More meat for the grinder 
Scum has an ability that gives you back stimm percentage based on enemy kill so that doesn't really matter
Also you'd get back stimm supply almost instantly
I suppose so
So it wouldn't matter either way
Alright, good reasoning
Who do you think would be the WORST?
Psyker
I personally think it'd be Arbite since half your abilities wouldn't do anything because you remove the dog
You could have DD AND Warph syphon
Fair
Day of the (G)rake
Oh no, Supreme Graycist Nurgle Gamer, the Cunt has awoken!
Psyker cracked out of his Scriers Gaze having gaze every yesterday while have shit ton of movement speed and DR
The Emp Resolve would keep it in check
Greycist is crazy term
👁️ 👁️
i am zerking it
GREXIT
Think mods abandoned Gen chat

THE WARDENS HAVE FORSAKEN US
Oh right, NG the mini mod
Well, I didn't vote for ya!
Im asking, why?..
Hmmmmm
Circlezerk?
Consider that noted
random sticker roulette i scroll and the first sticker i land on is the one im sending
OH YEAH
What's a weezo
I'm happy for you, though. Extra worms for you!
Why that sticker
(Legally I must say I have no affiliation with the moderation staff)
no no, not abandoned, just neglected
The gall
Aquiler! How ya been, cunt?
Sim.
Just like a father with his son
BUSY, but pretty good


Busy neglecting his duty
That sounds like an overall good. Excellent. ♥
Which reject would be the strongest from a lore perspective
went to a seminar on container gardens over the weekend so I can start growing some of my own fruit, veg and herbs
ogryn or psyker give it or take
Parsley most importantest herb.
and otherwise working on baking all my own bread from here on out
Upping your baking game eh?
my partner feels the same lmao
I should invest an oven
slowly but surely, I'm just doing a few test runs of different recipes to make sure I'm not making glue or bricks
Just mind the yeast and pound 'em good
S-tier partner.
what happen
fucking windows
Psyker or Ogryn
Loner is probably the weakest psyker
Seer is the strongest
also figuring out how best to get the yeast to be happy in my kitchen regardless of the day because the temp fluctuates a fair bit
watch out, some random linux user might pop up to yap how better linux is
(it isn't)
Ziplock bag in your armpit.
it fucking IS
so the linux user... was inside you all along....
linux is better in the sense that it isn't microsoft
i think now's the time since WINE got that huge update
Kinda like how Battle.net is better because it's not Epic? 
can we have windows but no microsoft
Is this factoring in equipment
I agree I just wanted to know
i think i'll make my 500gb ssd a dual boot for winblows and use the rest for linux
If you think how they're equipped changes the convo
how linux can be bad? They have a penguin
they've entrenched themselves underneath 5 billion tons of data center gpus
True. Pengwin.
duh!!!! lynx is just a fuckin hater

a fuckin goddamn 𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕠
SteamOS 🤓
my gf btw
she always hate the cool things
SHUT UP YOU WEEZO
you cant make 𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕠 look as cool as i make it look 𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕠
Does that mean you're not cool?


Epic also just runs terribly, no idea why but their client is weirdly resource intensive compared to anything else I've used
shut up
not that I have epic installed any more
GHAHAHAHA
SHUT UP
I see this as an absolute win.
-# What's with these homies dissing my girl... Why do they gotta frooont...
Lyn is laughing in my face
They have skill issues, probably.

S-tier partner.

idk anymore 😭
why only a hard drive, you dont care about the soft drive...?
nobody asks why drive...
all I heard is 67
Yeah i'd neglect this place too if i were a mod
would you rather have this or horrible racists
how I said, a father with his son
Are you saying we don't have both?
Makes my job of establishing a Slaaneshi cult in here easier, though. :>
wait those are separate?
Racists suck ass.
Join my cult instead, we're chaos slightly undivided (tzeentch haters only)
i'm saying one is preferable to the other and i think, reasonably, that racists should be flogged to death
I propose an alliance.
Id like for anyone that says 67 to be cooked limb by limb on a charcoal grill fueled not by lighter fuel but diesel
why would you cook with diesel
Allianced...? alliance accepted
Are the limbs still attached, though?
6..... 1......
Because it'll burn the nasty ass brainrot out of their flesh
isn't your clan tag brap
Yes
You seen the diesel prices lately?
shut up
glass houses
yeah diesel is pretty expensive, hes a very famous actor
Hah! 
I regret so much
No, I sincerely enjoy puns and shit.
May I offer you an egg in these trying times?
someone never GIVE ME A FLOWER BTW
@tawdry edge
@tawdry edge
@tawdry edge
what type of egg?
Now present it to the Warhammer store clerk as you checkout with your new Necromunda gang
Damn, a smart one. Um, it's definitely not a Tyranid egg.
has u wish
but I want a tyranid egg
😭

Oh no, it's definitely not a Tyranid egg. Wink wink.
Oh damn
I dont want it anymore
Babe ur gonna get the genestealer kiss be careful
u can have it for yourself
Too late.
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A fully equipped psyker with a good understanding of his abilities would be very very powerful
Could still be countered by Blanks or other anti psyker device
Back in 30k charonites were a thing
Which is a very scarier well equipped version of an ogryn
NO
Enjoy parenting.
Do either of those factor into the rejects though?
While most ogryns are too simple minded and can definitely get outsmarted
Guys I would like to share with you after almost a year of restricted dieting I am back to making pasta
It’s so fucking good
Common @little marten W.
W FOR HUMANITY
Our Ogryns are a tad bit smarter than most ogryns
And while seer is the strongest psyker we have they don't see to fully understand their powers
It's always Beloved
Yes Beloved
No Beloved
Why does a dream hurt
Implants, we have implants.
One of our ogryns isn't a bonehead
ty brother
You're welcome. ..oOwOo..
Aw he gettin fatty again...
🫃
im gonna play,
vet >:3
Oh no.
P pics when
The scandal.
...
P for pasta

Pastalavista 😔
its serious !! :p
It surely is. Go with knives and stealth.
Go on, do a crime!
Be gay, do crime. :>
i dont actually have a good stealth build yet :oo do you have a link perchance ??
ive been penance hunting lately
Knife, Stealth and never stay in cohesion. Easy wins.
No, thank you. I'm too old for that now. I will go after Femzerkers or Slaanesh deamons to enjoy the abusive amounts of violence, drugs and... Other activities.
I call it the Loner Zealot cosplay.
Never to old for that crap I say!!
Other things, I will leave to you younglings.

Did we kill the chat by any chance?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
If answer is yes, I'm not sorry at all!
what class is the easiest to learn and master (except DLC's and zealot
Ogryn!
Probably Ogryn.
Protect the lil uns.
But it's more of a support class, you will not be tank and you will not have insane damage like other classes.
Common sense.
so going from easiest to hardest is ogryn, zealot, veteran and psyker?
Eh, at least I'm not French. 
You know... Just try them them all. You will see how and what works out for you in the end.
No, then Smyker would be first.
I cant do my job because there's kids running around everywhere 
Do you work at a kindergarten?
Middle school, worse
Oof.
Even so, when you start leveling other classes, you will start at the, well, beginning.
I mean I thought psyker would be thew best for me, and im stuck with mostly full equipment and 30lvl and annoyed teammates cuz of my lack of skill lmao, I dunno what to pick next
Do you at least get shown cool rocks the kids find?
No, I work night shift on purpose
Oh man, just try them all, play few missions, if it's not up your alley, pick something else.
We can't pick for you since we all like and play different classes. 😄
Hi i want to know if there is a mod that let's me do a toggle sprint on a separate button other than the sprint button. Kinda in that way that i can hold to sprint but if i press a button during it my character keeps moving forward
So did I until it became too much.
kinda like a sprint-lock
Nah, hasnt been at all for years
Every job I work has been night shift
Someone's gotta do it
I was working them for bit over 10 years, only night shifts. In a hotel at reception desk.
It was all nice and grand until you get bit older, and then your body starts to complain.
Now the thing is, if you can sleep at your job than it's great. I couldn't so I was awake. And sleeping all day is not good for you.
I still get 8 hours of sleep 
honestly i think some QoL like this and the semi-to-auto conversion should be in the game
Usually 6 though because I like to stay up a little
cuz boy can this game make your wrist hurt and i think it would help with that
My job also swaps to day shift in the summer
Days off, vacations, social life, everything goes out of window, since even when I was free I couldn't sleep at night any more.
No matter how much I tried.
I worked every New Year, Christmas, Easter, all holidays, celebrations and what not.
We didn't.
But that comes with me living in Serbia. 😄
It's normal here.
That is true. 😄
Indeed.
I know it best. 😄
Jeez
wth
Oh yea, that sounds like it might happens here, but there is like... 20 or so years that any sort of practice like that is forbiden.

what.
It is. They can't do it for money, which they did in past.
They can't advertise, or influence people in any kind.
If they do that, they risk a big crap on their neck, and even biggest idiots among them are afraid of jail time. 😄
And fines that can go up to 10.000 euros if they try.
Now, rural parts can be still bit stuck in their ways, but lot of young people are not fooled that easy any more.
Im curious - is all the psyker powers all just the same color? Like all psyker walls purple/light blueish and flames white or can they be diffrent colors?
like lorewise
balkans try to come up with actual insane urban legends challenge (impossible)
Nope.
cuz i wondered - can the fire be rgb in lore? Like any color or is it just ashen white all the time
Yay doll burnin!
if your psyker is samuel l jackson he can have any colour
Dangit - i was hoping i could have blue fire for psyker
ours is just dressed like a girl - then burned and tossed into a river to drown
To me it looks kinda more white
i meant like a deep blue
Ours is roughly the size of a broom , maybe a tad taller
pathetic? Yall can't even pick yours up
How many messages do I have to send to do images 😭
In this chat you cant send images
in others yes
but otherwise it is after your name is red
Oh we do too
like giant log kind
yall are messed up
i repeat - yall are fucked up
yknow i hope that whatever the next class is has all 3 nades be bangers
cuz one thing i noticed is that every class has that one stinker nade
🤭
Oops I didn’t see and ate it all
It wasn’t anything fancy a jar of red pesto some bacon bits and penne
I mean you can make the argument for em but in reality? Kinda stinky - shredder frag , aribtes grenade , zealot maybe doesn't have one but if i could pick it would be the stun , psyker depends on the mode but compared to the rest i heard assail is just not good , ogryns box of nades is aight ig , and blackout is kinda underwhelming compared to the rpg or the chemnade of the hivescum
one argument for the blackout is that they regen
Yeah but honestly - compared to how cool the rest are they are underwhelming
:cccccc
mission aborted by unexpected error ???? but it didnt have a code
or i didnt see one
My hope is that the nades for next class will be a really difficult choice
like you could see yourself taking any of em
Or idk - since it's prolly mechanicus give em every nade in the game except psykers
or let em get two types of nades at once
is game dead?
We've been collectively imagining the darktide that could have been for years
What's the purpose of posting this, are you proud of animal abuse?
Mewgenics
But I gotta say that the best way to dispose of animals corpse is incineration
He's not talking about corpses
I might be pointing obvious here...
But you should take everything people say on internet with lot of salt.
Doesn't mean people are free to encourage or glorify violence against animals in a public discord
It might be trolling, joking, maybe serious, who knows, but still.
<@&735928989146939404> let's see what they have to say about it
Some undesirables seem to just get a kick out of “heh look how edgy I am😈
Sigh.
Dennis the menace type shit
What the fuck
Thank you lol
Idk what this man is expecting openly talking about slaughtering cats but okay
Ahh but I should take it with a grain of salt I'm sure

Surely he has the best intentions
The game was dead the moment you booted it up
All we were talking about first is marzanna - the tradition of burning or drowning a paper doll to signify the coming of spring and then we talked abt bonfires
idk how it came to cat murder
but that is f'd up
Yo guys what’s your favorite team up
Good thing I don't take any of you serious...
People post stuff like that offhandedly because they don't even realize it's inappropriate tbh
I like the eel and grouper fish team up
Four Ogryns!
It’s literally ornstien and smough but fish
Honestly i apologize for even starting that discussion - if i had any idea it would come to this i never would have
Like wtf
You guys should look up grouper fish and moray eel hunting together
Hey not your fault lmao
1 of every class, no dupes, duplicate classes are lame
I know - still kinda feel responsible tho
I got plenty
My recent favorite is Blue Lock's Guns n Roses
The grouper fish is the size of a cow sometimes and they are fast in the open water and kill any fish that flee the coral and the moray eels can also get HUGE and they kill any fish that flee into the coral from the grouper fish
The grouper will clack its teeth at a moray eel home to summon it for a hunt and they both swim and hunt until one of them is full usually
They don’t share meals but it’s mutually assured feeding
Using personality A (edgelord McCatburner) on group B
yknow with a name like the grouper you would think it would be a fish that swims in schools
And since they both eat until one of them is full they tend to both allways have a net profit from hunting together
Also do yall know what a banana eel's other name is?
They’re both almost gurranteed meals
Yeah, how dare you make any sort of general conversation about a random topic, only to then have it commandeered, how dare you, i say
It did unironically have the vibe of a co worker suddenly dropping a racist joke to test the waters
Yeah idk what’s up with the name Maybie the Goliath part makes sense in Goliath grouper fish
Dunno
it's called the bastard morray
Didya know there’s an eel that changes gender as it ages ?
I’d say something about them but it would heavily go against Discord ToS 
Utinni!!
#goals



