general-chat

[lyric frigate]

me but with my hive scum lowkey

[rare pulsar]

I think a saw a picture or smth

Along with a 2 handet vlub for ogryn

[timber elk]

Source?

[gloomy tartan]

Invite me ?

[rare pulsar]

Someone posted it in here

[dire kayak]

could i come?

[rare pulsar]

I dont remember where

[timber elk]

Please find it :>

[gloomy tartan]

It’s up to Jerry

[lyric frigate]

#darktide-driptide message

[gloomy tartan]

Jk I don’t care lol

The more the merrier

[thick fog]

thats what we been saying for literal a year since got leaked

[lyric frigate]

yall ever fall in love with a character you made or is that js me

[thick fog]

[dire kayak]

my zealot,,,,

[rare pulsar]

Please find the pictures for him

I cant find em anymore

[thick fog]

My man is experience homo thoughts for his OC

[gloomy tartan]

You fell in love with your scum

Funny

[teal token]

Booting up Brightwave (Darktide)

[restive walrus]

Las sniper rifle banner still in da files

Never gonna appear

Many such cases

[teal token]

Btw which VC?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a havoc exemplar

Oh shit vc

Uhhhh

Let me find my beats

[dire kayak]

theyre saving it for the event where we fight john admonition

[gloomy tartan]

By Dre

Sponsored

I have the headphone ones lol

[teal token]

Lol

[gloomy tartan]

Channel 2

My favorite number

[teal token]

Roger roger

[gloomy tartan]

I like how it’s part hard angle and part curly

Like visually the number looks nice

Like how 8 looks nice cuz of the loop

[astral basin]

Aaa

[marsh iris]

get in darktight

[rare pulsar]

I wish

Stuck at work

For 6 more hours😩

[nocturne bloom]

Someone sing me lullaby

Need sleep

Brain not make sleep work

[rare pulsar]

Go to sleep or ill take ur anime girl cups away

[nocturne bloom]

Thats assuming you even make it into my house

Let alone yard

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[rare pulsar]

Im allready in your walls

I can smell ur cheap cologne

[hasty sky]

sleep for the grandfather

or I will spawn 8 maulers at your house

[delicate vapor]

ill kiss ur forehead

[nocturne bloom]

I use aftershave. Works better

[dire kayak]

all i can offer is short catgirl hug

[nocturne bloom]

[marsh iris]

the last sound aprunkulus hear is a garand ping

[woven sigil]

Skill issue 😄

[rare pulsar]

That assumes he needs 8 rounds to kill me

[nocturne bloom]

I tie people to chairs and bang 2 enbloc clips together to torture people

[rare pulsar]

Of 308

Thats quite impressive imo

[nocturne bloom]

Its not 308

[woven sigil]

Lule

[nocturne bloom]

M1s are 30-06

[rare pulsar]

Pretty much the same tho

[nocturne bloom]

Not at all

[woven sigil]

They are not the same lol

[marsh iris]

gun bros

[rare pulsar]

ur right

Still tanking 8 rounds from a garand is impressive

[marsh iris]

maybe in the non-lethal bits

[woven sigil]

In all fairness tanking 8 rounds of anything is pretty impressive

Even .22

[nocturne bloom]

That shitty gyrojet thing wouldnt kill you

[woven sigil]

Oh the proto-boltgun? Nah probably not tbf

It'd leave some almightly paintball gun style dents in you tho

[marsh iris]

do they still make shotgun fin-stabilized frag-rounds

[woven sigil]

Idk, but the US army wants a portable 25mm, mag fed grenade launcher

[nocturne bloom]

That was a thing

It was terminated in 2018

[marsh iris]

is that the hunk of metal that looks like a boltgun

[dire kayak]

id offer more if i could

[nocturne bloom]

Youre fine as is goobs

[nocturne bloom]

I think battlefield 4 had it

It was just impractical and pretty dangerous to use

So it was cut

Dont remember much else

[drowsy axle]

yeah the OICW, no? or is that another one i'm thinking of

[river ingot]

hmmmmm i wonder why 🧐

[drowsy axle]

certainly not for technically being a war crime

[nocturne bloom]

There were 3 that I remember but the only one field tested was the XM25 iirc

There just wasnt a point in it. Weighs a ton, ammo weighs a lot, takes up a lot of space and the ammunition itself is just sketchy because a lot of the fuzes used are sensitive

[drowsy axle]

well that and again 25mm frag rounds are still considered exploding bullets which have been outlawed for about 100 years

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

There are vehicles that use them

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[nocturne bloom]

[delicate vapor]

hop on dive

use genji

[wooden creek]

Well, they're looking at a 30mm thing instead nowadays

Had a whole xTech Precision Grenadier competition and all, Barrett won it last year

[drowsy axle]

fuckin' real life bolters those

[gloomy tartan]

For Cadiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[dire kayak]

for the beneficent emperorrrr

[amber delta]

love me my emperor

[teal token]

[teal token]

How's the expedition? Sorry I have to leave early

[restive walrus]

It went well I loaded in and we all made out without u bro…

[teal token]

It's all good I have to leave early after 2/5 runs

[limber light]

random 600mb update??

hello?

[rocky radish]

Hello

[teal token]

[hasty sky]

Fixed an issue that was causing enemies to spawn too early at the start of some missions.```

IT'S OVER

End of an era 😢

[river ingot]

I just got a patch thanks thiccfish

[dire kayak]

meow

[rose sparrow]

is this the official darktide LFG server? for havoc and such?

🍡 it thanks

[river ingot]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075

[rose sparrow]

party finder only ever have havoc 40's and im just starting havoc

[marsh iris]

its finally happening

[astral basin]

Fuuuuuuck

Dead Internet theory

Half the time i go to look something up, i get a reddit link thats “4 years ago”

[twin dirge]

Chat

[rare pulsar]

Host ur own

[twin dirge]

Do I make myself happy/sad and buy 20 bucks in beef jerky

[rare pulsar]

Absolutely

[fallen tree]

hell yeah

[twin dirge]

Real

[rare pulsar]

Allways buy the food

[marsh iris]

i can make some

[rare pulsar]

Food is never wasted money

[misty smelt]

buy me $20 in Aquilas and make me happy instead

[fallen tree]

home made jerky is 10x better imo

🤤

[twin dirge]

I'm upset with the price so I wanna make my own

Just hard to find the time to since I gotta go buy the meat first

[astral basin]

Keep in mind that $20 jerky is an 8oz bag

[twin dirge]

...at a time the store is actually open

[twin dirge]

2 8oz bags

It's 10 a pop

I'm fat so I get 2

[rare pulsar]

Wtf is an oz

[marsh iris]

i buy meat slices and have my own seasoning i have at home

[twin dirge]

Ounce

I think I'ma save my money and buy meat to make my own jerky

[rare pulsar]

225 g

[misty smelt]

i usually get those meat sticks in the lunch meat section at the store

[twin dirge]

So I get more than 225g

[dire kayak]

i love the artillery locator beacon

[dire kayak]

im saving money for a t'aunar

[twin dirge]

I love coffee

[rare pulsar]

10 bucks for 225 g is kinda insane yeah

[marsh iris]

dont need a dehydrator, just pop in the oven at 60-70 celsius with the door slightly opened

[twin dirge]

No

[twin dirge]

20 hucks for 225

[rare pulsar]

Bruh oof ok

[twin dirge]

115 is 10

[fallen tree]

i dont have my dehydrater anymore, ill have to do the oven strat next time

[rare pulsar]

Still buy it tho

[twin dirge]

Nah I'ma get meat and make my own

It'll taste better

[dire kayak]

i want archmagos dreykavak,,,,

[twin dirge]

(I own like a 9 tier dehydrator)

[marsh iris]

at least about 4 hours

[rare pulsar]

True u posess patience i do not

[twin dirge]

Can make pounds of it at a time

[astral basin]

Alternatively

[tawny panther]

whats with todays patch? no notes anywhere

[astral basin]

@twin dirge

Take yo 20

[twin dirge]

Hi

[marsh iris]

i need a tiered rack for my oven

[twin dirge]

Uh huh

[astral basin]

And get you 4 whoppers

[tawny panther]

ah nm, found it 😄

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/patch-1-11-3-patch-notes/120457

[timber elk]

suddenly appears with a power axe and starts swinging it around like a idiot

[dire kayak]

who gave you that i thought brunt banned you

[amber delta]

an* idiot, you idiot

[delicate vapor]

Yo put that thang down

[delicate vapor]

Dorodiot

[amber delta]

[twin dirge]

1. Not open
2. I've already done that

[timber elk]

RAAAAAHHHH!!! he jumps at her with the power axe over his head

[gloomy tartan]

The heck is that?

[amber delta]

doro

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t know the elite ball knowledge about doro

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[astral basin]

1. Youre off you can wait 3 hours
2. Do it again

[gloomy tartan]

You smoke green rocks

[sleek harness]

Your smoke

[marsh iris]

squeeze doro into juice

[timber elk]

Guys…..

I made a huge mistake

I read the book inquisitor by Ian Watson

[gloomy tartan]

Our smoke

[dire kayak]

im sorry for your loss

[gloomy tartan]

Soviet Russia communist smoke

[timber elk]

Ian Watson likes…..like really really really like geanstealer

[gloomy tartan]

Like they are a fan of them ?

[timber elk]

No

Worse

A author

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[timber elk]

There was this really funny line in the book

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t know gene stealers could look like normal humans till earlier

Freaky ahhh mfs

[timber elk]

Where a geanstealer uprising was happening and one of the characters was a squat

He said

He said and I quote

[amber delta]

is he sexually attracted to genestealers

[timber elk]

“There are millions dead and here I munch”

[timber elk]

HE LITERALLY IS

[gloomy tartan]

Asking the real questions

[timber elk]

IAN WATSON MADE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS TURN INTO A GENESTEALER AND HAD HER FORM A FUCK POUCH

[gloomy tartan]

A what

Why the fuck

[timber elk]

NO IM NOT JOKING

[gloomy tartan]

Why the actual fuck

[timber elk]

BECAUSE ITS IAN WATSON

[twin flower]

a what pouch?

[gloomy tartan]

They’re supposed to be bug things

[timber elk]

NOPE

[bronze wren]

They can just do that?

[timber elk]

THIS WAS BEFORE TYRNAIDS WAS A THING

[gloomy tartan]

Why would the Nids want to do that

[teal token]

[gloomy tartan]

But the gene stealers are nids aren’t they

[somber stream]

Hitler reincarnated as a loli is getting an Anime 💀

[gloomy tartan]

???

[bronze wren]

Time to Change armies i guess

[twin dirge]

I'm not off yet

[teal token]

How's the expedition Chris?

Hello comrade Aki

[gloomy tartan]

Went good

[gloomy tartan]

Nooooo

[timber elk]

she’s a callidus assassin and she drinks the poly juice potion

And she can ONLY TRANSFORM INTO A GENESTEALER

[bronze wren]

Yies

[gloomy tartan]

Wait what

I’m so confused

[timber elk]

and for some reason the main character who is a rouge renegade inquisitor is sexually turned on by this

I…..

[low copper]

Jaq Draco is not real

[gloomy tartan]

Did a gene stealer form a cooch or did a woman become a gene stealer

[timber elk]

I’m broken

[timber elk]

DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME

[bronze wren]

We must not kinkshame

[low copper]

The Inquisition War series is not real

[timber elk]

YOUR GONNA DAMN US ALL TO HEEEELLL

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[timber elk]

NOOOOOOOOO

[gloomy tartan]

Kink Shame the gene fucker

[low copper]

I deny it it’s existence

[gloomy tartan]

Is that how they steal genes

With the fuck pooch

As you describe it

[low copper]

No they actually cut a hole in you

[astral basin]

You are off in 20 minutes
Why do i smell bitch?

[low copper]

And you are now a sleeper

[gloomy tartan]

They roofie you?

That’s fucked.

[timber elk]

is in the corner crying has his mind was shattered by the book

[low copper]

They shank you and now you have their varis

[gloomy tartan]

I’d rather get killed than roofied

[warm maple]

Tanya?

[low copper]

So to speak

[gloomy tartan]

Oh so it’s not sneaky

They shank you like a British boy

[somber stream]

No, literal Hitler

[gloomy tartan]

I understand now

[warm maple]

Genestealers in lower generations are probably pretty nomral human reproduction

[low copper]

It’s fine it’ll just be your descendants slowly falling into genestealer slavery

[warm maple]

wtf.

[low copper]

They generally can do it sneaky

Or otherwise

Ask the Scythes of the Emperor

[somber stream]

petals of reincarnation

[gloomy tartan]

How do you stab someone without them noticing

[bronze wren]

Also what the fuck is this Chat subplot tf you mean hitler gets reincarnated as loli

[timber elk]

I don’t know

[low copper]

They might not even remember it

[timber elk]

I’m trying to heal my mind from this god awful book

DUSK

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I’ve never been stabbed but I assume it’s noticeable

[timber elk]

HELP ME

[low copper]

iirc Zidarov from Bloodlines might be an unknowing genestealer

[somber stream]

It's as straight forward as i can get

Hitler loli isekai

[warm maple]

psychic nonsense, or drugs

[low copper]

Deny it

What is not real can do no harm

[timber elk]

ITS BEEN ETCHED INTO MY BRAIN

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t do drugs I’m Cadian

[timber elk]

SHE HAD A SPIDER TATTOO

[gloomy tartan]

I have the purple eyes I’m a shiny cadian

[bronze wren]

Watch it become the Next Jojo‘s

[low copper]

Use superior Barbaran Resilience to deny it

[gloomy tartan]

Lamb do they bang

[timber elk]

……..

[somber stream]

I'd understand if it were some obscure manga

ANIME ADAPTATION

[gloomy tartan]

Does he bang the gene stealer

[low copper]

Him and the Callidus?

[timber elk]

Yes

Yes…..

[low copper]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Does it monster mash him after

[timber elk]

WHILE SHES A GENESTEALER OF COURSE

[low copper]

I mean it’s not that bad fellas cmon

[gloomy tartan]

Like a praying mantis ?

Eat his head after banging ?

[little marten]

🙈

[low copper]

It could be the Reflection Crack’d guys it’s not that bad

[timber elk]

IAN WATSON!!!!! SEWER GOBLIN, SEX PERVERT

[twin flower]

Kinky

[gloomy tartan]

Wait so is it a nid or is it a assassin who can look like a nid

[low copper]

She’s not a real genestealer, just callidus

[gloomy tartan]

wtf is this

Oh lamb acting like it is a nid

[low copper]

With the polymorphine

[amber delta]

polymorphed assassin

[timber elk]

No

[twin flower]

Callidus assassins can polymorph

[timber elk]

So for some reason

[gloomy tartan]

So what’s the problem

In universe

[low copper]

He’s too freaky

[timber elk]

She can only polymorph into a genestealer

[gloomy tartan]

Irl the author is a freak

[twin dirge]

Ngl I just don't like Burger King

[gloomy tartan]

But in universe who cares man

[twin dirge]

Or fast food in general

[gloomy tartan]

Let him freak his freak

[low copper]

Ian Watson has written some interesting things about IF too

[timber elk]

And jaq Darco is really really into this for some reason

[astral basin]

But yo ass gonna

[amber delta]

if u bang someone who looks like a nid, then you are probably a xeno sympathiser

that would be the problem

[somber stream]

Patch™

[rare pulsar]

Im way too weak to defend myself against a genestealer i would have to let it happen

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t hate the gene stealer fucker

[low copper]

In universe an Ordo Malleus inquisitor having the freaks for a genestealer is problematic at best

[timber elk]

Jaq Draco is a rogue renegade inquisitor

[gloomy tartan]

Hate the author who made a gene stealer fucker cannon not the gene stealer fucker

[timber elk]

I hate the author

[tacit geode]

Hobbix

[astral basin]

Screenshot that
“Dont like fast food in general”
Proceeds to order in random shit

[low copper]

You should hate Ian for his Imperial Fist stuff

[timber elk]

DONT

[river ingot]

<@&735928989146939404> My game crashes everytime I get halfway through a mission is there somewhere you would recommend for assistence?

[timber elk]

NO

[dire kayak]

i finished painting my final pteraxii

[low copper]

Inquisition War looks more tame

[dire kayak]

should i post or not

[low copper]

In comparison

[gloomy tartan]

Post it

[timber elk]

DONT SPEAK OF HIS WORK OF THE FISTS

[cobalt lichen]

[low copper]

Sorry it’s obligatory

[twin flower]

Is this like Dorn making his sons heat the poo type shit or

[gloomy tartan]

He worked the fists ?

[timber elk]

Damn it

[low copper]

I’m not a loyalist and I’m not holding back

[low copper]

Yeah that tradition

[gloomy tartan]

Fuckinf WHAY

What?

[low copper]

And the terrorist scouts

[timber elk]

Yeah he also worked on the imperial fists

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck are you talking about mac

[twin flower]

This is like really old lore, lmao

[olive badger]

Open a thread here: https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/c/darktide/technical-issues/93

Or open a ticket here: https://support.fatshark.se/hc/en-us

[broken sun]

we're just discord mods nothin we can do or suggest really i'm afraid, better to contact support/check the forums linked in #🎒support-issues

[twin flower]

It was retconned

But people dont forget

[low copper]

It was yeah

But we’ll never live it down

[gloomy tartan]

WTF LORE IS THIS

[twin dirge]

Indeed, cheap and fast ≠ enjoyed

[long trench]

How can I solve the problem where the game crashes when using mods?

[timber elk]

ITS IAN FUCKING WATSON WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

[gloomy tartan]

Thank god it’s Retconned

[twin flower]

Deep ball 40k knowledge ig

[low copper]

Deep ball Watson lore

[twin flower]

yea that too

[quick gazelle]

Just a big fix?

[gloomy tartan]

Elite 40 k ball knowledge is eating shit?

[restive walrus]

Can we complain to you regardless?

[low copper]

They republished his space marine book with the explicit information it’s not canon

Heretical tomes

[timber elk]

They also republished his inquisitor books. Which are still shit.

[restive walrus]

Why did he make them eat da poo again?

[twin flower]

They even had poop vaults because of it

[low copper]

That’s funny lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch what

[timber elk]

And for some reason turned the squat into a tech priest

[gloomy tartan]

The actual fuck

You have to be joking

[twin flower]

Again, retcooned

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t be real

[restive walrus]

Why did they HAVE the POO

[twin flower]

Its just funny as fuck tho lmao

[low copper]

It’s all real

[restive walrus]

I need to know

[gloomy tartan]

I DONT BELIEVE YOU

[timber elk]

and of course repeat after me

[gloomy tartan]

ITS TOO CRAZY

I DONT

[timber elk]

Ian fucking Watson

[low copper]

Some tradition of self nutritioning themselves, idk ask Watson

The Chaplain was feeding it to the boys

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking wierd assassin women I believe

Poop vats is were I draw the line

[low copper]

Tell you what

[twin flower]

Do be funny

[gloomy tartan]

Ain’t no fucking way

[timber elk]

No please

This makes me weak and feeble

[low copper]

Go read the Reflection Crack’d, it’ll be fun

[gloomy tartan]

This is some fan fiction ass lore

[sinful flume]

Test

[gloomy tartan]

This is some cursed elite ball knowledge

[timber elk]

It’s not

[wooden creek]

Honestly I do want more lore that shows space marines as the insane freaks they are

[low copper]

It’s all real

[gloomy tartan]

I am not reading any of this shit

Your cursed lamb

[twin flower]

Imagine walking up to an Imperial Fist fan and saying poop eater

[gloomy tartan]

You have like book cancer now

[timber elk]

ME!?!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[low copper]

Maraviglia style?

[timber elk]

WHAT DID I DO

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t unlearn it whatever you learned

[twin flower]

You mentioned Ian Watson

[sinful flume]

Can a mod take the announcement and poll role away? I can't do it sadly

[gloomy tartan]

Your fucked bro

Your fucked

I’m sorry

It too late

I’m so sorry lamb

[low copper]

Cmon it’s just Ian Watson

[warm maple]

Are we sure this guy just doesn't hate the setting lol

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Taken from us soo young

A poor innocent lamb

Gone

[twin flower]

Who the hell knows atp

[gloomy tartan]

With the wind

[timber elk]

is in the corner mind shattered

[low copper]

RIP lamb

[quaint moss]

cheeseburger ?

[gloomy tartan]

Lamb was mind broken by tzentch

Or would it be slanesh

[twin flower]

quick t-pose over him

[gloomy tartan]

Is this madness or fetish

[low copper]

Both

[astral basin]

Um

Oops
I dropped something
(All seriousness we are happy to point in the right direction)

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[low copper]

The Witness kinda situation

[gloomy tartan]

You tell em skull

🙂

[timber elk]

GOOBER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

[dire kayak]

i posted my pteraxii

wuh

[gloomy tartan]

Goober fucking run

Lamb is cursed

[dire kayak]

whats happening

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t let them infect you

[river ingot]

tyvm for the quick reply

[gloomy tartan]

They got cursed by the poop

[timber elk]

IAN WATSON AS SHATTERED MY MIND

[quaint moss]

makem eat someone

[low copper]

Lamb got Calas Typhon’d

[river ingot]

❤️

[gloomy tartan]

The assassins and the poop got lamb

[low copper]

Alpha Legion casually eating Solaro An’s brain

[quaint moss]

tf is ian

[gloomy tartan]

Grog don’t look into it

[twin flower]

40k author

[astral basin]

WAIT WE HAD A QUICKPAW GRACE US WITH THEIR PRESENCE

EVERYONE LINE UP FOR RATIONS

[quaint moss]

yeah, thatd do it

[low copper]

Presumed Iron Warrior player

[gloomy tartan]

Guys does peanut butter exist in 40k?

[low copper]

Probably

[gloomy tartan]

I want a peanut butter sandwich

All toasty

[twin flower]

most people prolly wont know what it is tho

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t know about that shit

[low copper]

You’re not getting it you reject

[quaint moss]

does he bathe, or is it a different type of warhammer fan

[gloomy tartan]

That was insane

[timber elk]

is eating apple sauce to fix his mind

[low copper]

Better yet, an author

[gloomy tartan]

That’s not apple sauce

[low copper]

It’s Nurgle Sauce

Welcome to the Garden

[timber elk]

BAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH is spazzing out

[dire kayak]

uhhh

[warm maple]

maybe if it was artificial. I assume peanuts are extinct on Terra.

[dire kayak]

should we call the medicae servitor

[quaint moss]

uh

[low copper]

Nope

[gloomy tartan]

Goober just let nature take its course

[low copper]

Let the gift consume

[gloomy tartan]

Burn them goober

[timber elk]

dies

[dire kayak]

the gift?

[low copper]

The gift

[gloomy tartan]

sets lamb on fire

[warm maple]

of gab

[twin flower]

Mmm lamb chops

[gloomy tartan]

The circle of life

[quaint moss]

hes fine (probably)

[timber elk]

respawns and is feeling a lot better

ah thank goodness

[low copper]

Are you a poxwalker lamb now

That’s how this is supposed to work

[timber elk]

No im a eldritch entity

[warm maple]

wrong choice, I'd of stayed dead personally.

[gloomy tartan]

sets you on fire again but like just your foot

[low copper]

Close enough

[grand terrace]

what has been the general reception of expeditions? ppl like/not like them?

[low copper]

I die a lot

[twin flower]

I like it

[timber elk]

BAAAAAAAAHHH running around on fire

[low copper]

But I like it

[twin flower]

Scavenging goes brrt

[quaint moss]

nah he just clicked z in gmod

[gloomy tartan]

Just stop drop and roll

[warm maple]

expeditions great with a great team

[timber elk]

pounces on Chris to also set him on fire

[quaint moss]

give me scrap yes yes

[warm maple]

you probably won't gte a great team

[low copper]

I play with friends can confirm

[gloomy tartan]

rolls away in a ball like samus

[low copper]

It’s hell

[dire kayak]

me toooo

[twin flower]

my scraps

[dire kayak]

we should be friends

[timber elk]

But yeah no uhhhh….damn

[gloomy tartan]

rolls faster like sonic the hedgehog

[timber elk]

The book is horrible

That’s all I gotta say

[gloomy tartan]

Lamb would it have been a better book of it had chili dogs

[dire kayak]

it cant be worse than my writing

[low copper]

Yeah it’s weird and non canon now too

[timber elk]

No it’s horrible

[gloomy tartan]

That bitch

lol

[low copper]

Thankfully Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau is presumably still out there

[timber elk]

I thought that one deathwatch book was bad

[dire kayak]

you havent seen my writing yet

[timber elk]

But no this is actually horrible

[twin flower]

does she know about the imperial fist

[gloomy tartan]

Worst thing to happen to the scooby doo franchise since scrappy doo

[timber elk]

No let’s leave it at that

[gloomy tartan]

Like it’s a fist?

[dire kayak]

should i read?

[gloomy tartan]

Like a glove ?

[timber elk]

No.

[twin flower]

Nah, its dogwater

[low copper]

Remember that time Rogal Dorn slammed his imperial fist

[dire kayak]

like

[gloomy tartan]

Dog water is not a insult

[dire kayak]

what level of writing is it?

[gloomy tartan]

Hotdog water is

[little marten]

Hello great one

[dire kayak]

like primary school level?

[timber elk]

One handed goblin writing

[quaint moss]

in general, no, knowledge is a curse >:)

[gloomy tartan]

Goober you should read the Wu tang clan song lyrics

[dire kayak]

(primary school is basically elementary school for the americans)

[astral basin]

You dont know

Oh boy

[low copper]

Read Lords of Silence

[quaint moss]

yo

[timber elk]

Read son of the forest

[low copper]

Or don’t read, there’s a path to follow

[timber elk]

An ACTUAL good book

[astral basin]

So. Imma go get a yt link rq

No

No

Nvm

[low copper]

Lords of Silence better

[gloomy tartan]

Read ancient sumarian

[limpid vigil]

Wow scooby doo was very mean then

[gloomy tartan]

Go find the book of the dead

[limpid vigil]

Like damn

[low copper]

But I liked the Seraphax guy

[timber elk]

Let’s all read war of the beast

[twin flower]

Wagh of the Beast

[low copper]

You are genuinely beyond saving boss

[dire kayak]

im reading fall of cadia

[low copper]

I’m sorry

[timber elk]

20 minutes later. Is dead on the floor again

[gloomy tartan]

Good

[twin flower]

Son of the Forest is great yeah

[limpid vigil]

Booooty and da beast

[low copper]

Ian has possessed you Raum style

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t forget to yell for Cadia

[astral basin]

Not My Velma: Neytirix
Content warning, its horror levels graphic

https://youtu.be/YEsqDi08Dog

[low copper]

I like the Ultramarine there

That lieutenant from Trazyn’s vault

[dire kayak]

for cadiaaaaaa!!!! (pronounces it cad-ia instead of cay-dia)

[limpid vigil]

God imagine how it must suck to be a colorblind space marine

[low copper]

They wouldn’t let it slip presumably

[timber elk]

It’s a good read. I would recommend for a dark angels beginner

[low copper]

Eye implants

[quaint moss]

like dogs

[low copper]

Unfortunately Dangles are dangles

So I’d recommend Lords of Silence, no bias whatsoever

[limpid vigil]

Ye but you gotta admit a ultramarine confusing a blood angel for a salamander would be a hilarious interaction

[low copper]

It’d be funny

[twin flower]

I read Descent of Angels too cuz I just like their history before Caliban was a part of the Imperium

[amber delta]

always read Dead Sky Black Sun

[dire kayak]

mrrrp mrrp

[quaint moss]

(if everyone's color blind, no one is color blind. or whatever the hell syndrome said)

[astral basin]

“Red means stop, green means go.”
“Uuuuuuuh…”

[low copper]

Have you read unforgiven, I’m considering getting it for Calas Typhon

[low copper]

Read it with the rest of the Ventris books too tbh

I like the unfleshed

[limpid vigil]

Yellow means it boom better?

[twin flower]

I haven't, its on the list but I havent had the time recently

[amber delta]

I like daemonculaba

[low copper]

Fair lmao

[dire kayak]

mrrp mrrrp meow mrrp meow meow

[astral basin]

To the color blind mention earlier

…

[low copper]

Terata cooler

[limpid vigil]

Oh i thought you were making a stoplight joke.

[astral basin]

Same thing

[low copper]

I love turning loyalists into flesh monstrosities

[astral basin]

…

[limpid vigil]

It just seemed like an ork that was confused on how to drive

I thought that was the punchline

[low copper]

And making them fight each other while being physically unable to stop themselves, but fully aware mmmmmmmm

[dire kayak]

me toooo

[low copper]

Makes my head spin giddily

[low copper]

Real

[limpid vigil]

Speaking of flesh monstrosities - i'm suprised there is no demon prince of slaanesh that's a fanfic writer

[low copper]

Not as fun as trying to make the fanfic real with flesh puppets

Preferably unwilling ones

[delicate vapor]

a

[limpid vigil]

Sounds messed up and kinky enough. Into the headcanon it goes

[low copper]

Mmm wonderfully so

[dire kayak]

meow mrrp

[restive walrus]

I’m sure nothing would be more indulgent than writing a play about you being the best and winning and doing it all with kidnapped and forced actors,

Hell chuck in rival who actually DIES during the play because you kill him and your one step from deamon prince hood from slannesh

[rose sparrow]

ive tried no one jhoins

[low copper]

Plays and performances have always been as asset of the Dark Prince

The Maraviglia was wonderful

But I’m getting ahead myself, that’s not me god

[somber stream]

Try changing region

[limpid vigil]

Other headcanon that i have and don't know enough to know if it's accurate is that female ogryns look the same as the male ones

[limpid vigil]

Also that ogryn psykers are geomancers

[somber stream]

EU gets pretty stable connection to Asia, plenty of folk there

[tacit geode]

@olive badger

Hey Quickpaw I wanted to ask if the fact the Vermintide pack hair colours are incorrect has been acknowledged? I don't see it in the known bugs list and wanted to make sure it was known about

Thanks :)

[low copper]

Apparently female ogryns are just rarely seen but they exist

I think there was one in some book

[timber elk]

Me and goober were just talking about that

A few hours ago

[low copper]

Oh lmao

[timber elk]

Female orgyns are mostly kept and protected by male orgyns

[limpid vigil]

That one i know. I just think that they look indistinguishable from the guy ogryns

[low copper]

Yeah or so I’ve heard

[timber elk]

Jurgen was approached by one in the Cain books

[limpid vigil]

Yknow like dwarves

[restive walrus]

I honestly treat anything about ogryns pre darktide as old lore. The level of intelligence they have in this game might be the new standard

[low copper]

They probably do in my mind as well

[limpid vigil]

But ogryns psykers have to be geomancers

No other way in my mind

[low copper]

Which one? I’ve got some here, I might have forgotten about her

[restive walrus]

Kept?

[timber elk]

Yeah. Orgyns are extremely protective over female orgyns

[limpid vigil]

Throws friendly rock with mind

Levitates rashuns into mouth

(like that one pizza pic)

[restive walrus]

Not having female ogryns in this game feels like a loss

[limpid vigil]

Agreed

[restive walrus]

I assume it was GW not letting them do it?

[tacit geode]

No minis

[restive walrus]

Maybe no models of them so no characters

[limpid vigil]

Don't know, prolly

[low copper]

Yeah prob since lorewise they don’t really appear much anyway

[tacit geode]

Kinda like how we don't know what felinids look like stop asking for them

[restive walrus]

Still such a shame the voice talent would have been awesome

[limpid vigil]

Wish they did appear more

[limber matrix]

"Fixed an issue that was causing enemies to spawn too early at the start of some missions."

aww they fixed the random poxwalker spawning out of the thunderhawk with you

[restive walrus]

They don’t use a reason not to appear tbh

More*

[limpid vigil]

Id be worried for the fanart if they did appear more tbh

[restive walrus]

Apart from GW of course

Porn gets made of the male ogryns regardless

[limber matrix]

arent male ogryns really protective of female ogryns and having one sent into combat invoke the male ogryns into a collective riot?

[limpid vigil]

Ye but like - the ogryn rejects were prisoners and to not get executed they join the warband. It would make sense

[limber matrix]

i feel like rannick is just avoiding the headache

[restive walrus]

Ill be real i dont like that lore just let the ladies go out a kill heretics

[low copper]

Unfortunately it constrains us

[elder merlin]

Is there even any lore about female ogryns? Aside from that one who turned into a psyker

[restive walrus]

I would allow a MILLION space marine poop vaults if it meant female Ogryn on the front lines

[limpid vigil]

I'm fine with the lore. If you made it so every female ogryn runs like a gang of ogryns that bodyguard her wherever she goes

[low copper]

That’s about it yeah, just Cassia is the only named we have iirc

[limpid vigil]

Except she is the most dangerous one

[limber matrix]

you let a lady ogryn into a thunderhawk you gotta figure out how to accomodate the 2 dozen children from "protectin my momma"

[low copper]

Just add Autek Mor to Darktide as the 7th Class

[restive walrus]

We’ll see that’s infinitely more interesting, since you actually did something with the concept. Unlike GW

[marsh iris]

female ogryn smashes maulers by lifting their boob and force it down

like a can

[elder merlin]

Pretty sure there is a cartoon gif of that

Or maybe its someones gut

[limpid vigil]

Spoilers - those were not boobs, just rations they keep under the clothes for later

[limber matrix]

maybe when darktide is stable enough to run more than 4 players we can have lady ogryns come in with their squads of sons

[marsh iris]

i think theres a real video

i seen it

[sweet wraith]

Adding female ogryns would mean having to re-record all the veterans' "big man" lines as "big woman" or "big them"

[limber matrix]

nah its just big ma'am now

[limpid vigil]

Also GW please add ogryn psykers who's main shtick is throwing rocks or empty ration tins psychically

[limber matrix]

sparkheads bless the rocks before missions already

[somber stream]

Link please

I need to verify this abomination for myself

[limpid vigil]

They prolly do tbh

[tawdry edge]

"big them" is kinda funny

[limpid vigil]

Still, would be funny af to watch a rock magically yeet itself at a mutie from 400 yards away

[limber matrix]

"good job big ma'am" literally just change the subtitles and human hearing will gaslight itself

[marsh iris]

it was on reddit methinks a while ago, have to search

[tawdry edge]

Average oggy main:

[limpid vigil]

Also imagine how terrified of an ogryn psyker the other humies would be

[limpid vigil]

Id be pissin my pants if i was stood next to one

[tawdry edge]

Aint like

Ever been a single fucking ogryn psyker in existence and it died?

I feel like it would be very... useless

[limpid vigil]

There was an ogryn psyker afaik she is not dead

[limber matrix]

ogryn psyker sounds like a terribly short lived idea when they get possesed by a daemon 5 minutes in cause it said its the emperor

[limpid vigil]

Useless yes - funny? Heck yeah

[tawdry edge]

I'm pretty sure she would've died by now due to old age

[limpid vigil]

If yarrick is still kicking....

[delicate vapor]

[limber matrix]

well yarrick is a perpetual via ork waagh belief

[tawdry edge]

And also there was a single inquisitor in an ordo to investigate that ogryns existence

[dire kayak]

meow

[wooden creek]

Necromunda has a guy who is making ogryn psykers, since they're the only ones that survive his procedure that makes ghast-induced psychic ability permanent

[tawdry edge]

Mrrrp

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[tawdry edge]

Yarrick isn't that old

[tawdry edge]

Necromunda is its own world of bullshit

[limpid vigil]

Prolly not. He does look old af tho

[sweet wraith]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Cassia_(Ogryn)

[limpid vigil]

He feels old af too

[ripe tangle]

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[sweet wraith]

As C455-I's Regiment was retreating, though, her unit's commissar was attacked by the Delq's mortar fire. It was then that her psychic abilities awoke within her and the Ogryn used her mind to move a downed bomber to shield the Commissar. While she saved the commissar's life, the Imperial Cult was clear that ogryns could not be psykers. The commissar's duty was clear in such matters: align reality with the Imperial Cult immediately. And that would have occurred, had the commissar not owed a favour to Lord Inquisitor Falx. After reporting the matter to the Inquisitor, C455-I was soon recruited by Falx into her retinue and the commissar informed the Departmento Munitorum that C455-I had been executed for cowardice. With that, C455-I's old life was officially over, and Cassia began her new life serving Falx aboard the Severissimus Exactor‎.

[limber matrix]

slaneesh worshipper

[ripe tangle]

How dare you!

[somber stream]

It's real holy fuck

[little marten]

You can have a number 2 😈

[ripe tangle]

What’s a number 2?

[limpid vigil]

I'll have uhh a number......5?

[little marten]

😈

[somber stream]

💩

[marsh iris]

there are multiple instances thanks google

[limber matrix]

inquisitors please ventilate this heretics cranium

[somber stream]

One day Garut, one day

[limpid vigil]

Inquisitors please ventilate this chat

[marsh iris]

god please, it would clear my sinus

[limpid vigil]

Somedays i have the urge to turn my nose into a flute

And do a SpongeBob

[little marten]

Be the change you wish to see

[dire kayak]

thats why i act like a catgirl :3

meow

[tawdry edge]

He does look older than he is due to the war
Grimaldus says this that the man looked ancient

But biologically he is not that old

[little marten]

I had a crazy nightmare that an asteroid was heading for earth and it had the potential of hitting one of 7 different cities across the world and I remember people literally praying that 60 million people would die in a different city than their one

[somber stream]

I want to be a 2.7 metres tall demi god that can shoot laser out of my ass

[little marten]

Me included I didn’t wanna get squished by a space rock

[delicate vapor]

o fart knuckle

[tawdry edge]

"Please let it be Chicago please let it be Chicago"

[little marten]

This but LA lmao

[somber stream]

I had a nightmare where i was served ramen on a dish

[little marten]

Spoiler; I was the dish 😈

[limpid vigil]

If it hit detroit it would still look like detroit

[little helm]

i beg it was a world ender and it wouldve hit

[tawdry edge]

If it hit Ohio it would still look like Ohio

[somber stream]

Sorry for throwing you in the bin bro

[marsh iris]

i dreamt i was flirting with a creepy ghost woman

[little marten]

Impossible, id just duck and the asteroid would fly over my head

[limpid vigil]

Trueee

[little marten]

Why didn’t the dinosaurs just dodge roll?!?!

[little helm]

personally id catch it

[low copper]

It should hit North Dakota so the world remembers that’s a place

[marsh iris]

i was winking at her and her face all lit up

[little marten]

Ok based let’s give this user a online platform

[fallen tree]

not enough iframes to dodge the blast

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

40 adaptability CHAD

[somber stream]

Ghost dating sim when

[marsh iris]

true...

[tawdry edge]

Nah id win

[limpid vigil]

I'm not one to be in favour of genetic modification but if yall saw that one sushi rayman scene in captain lazerhawk , you know what i want

[little marten]

I haven’t 😔

[tawdry edge]

Just korean back dash

[limpid vigil]

Look up Rayman eating sushi and you will know

[tawdry edge]

Yall think 40k squigs are a delicacy?

[limpid vigil]

Ye

[tawdry edge]

What about tyranids

[somber stream]

Chewy

Also toxic

[tawdry edge]

Id survive

[limpid vigil]

Tastes like chicken and lead

[little marten]

Oh.. I see

[tawdry edge]

So, it tastes like american food?

[limpid vigil]

Pretty much

[little marten]

Guys let’s put all our pocket money together and buy some crude oil

[limpid vigil]

Can i drink some?

[little marten]

We can set aside a couple glasses sure

[tawdry edge]

Only if you give me 10 usd so i can buy some black library books

[limpid vigil]

Anything but USD. Usa wants the oil after all

[little marten]

Liquid assets only I’m afraid

[tawdry edge]

Grrr...

[low copper]

Eat Tainted Rations

[ripe tangle]

Licht, there’s only one way you can shoot lasers from your ass.

[limpid vigil]

Swallow lazerpointers?

[ripe tangle]

and that’s by getting really good at Shogi.

you must master Shogi and you will unlock the butthole laser.

[tawdry edge]

You telling me it tastes the same?

[dire kayak]

i love the stoker

i love gnawing on it,,,

[little marten]

🙈

[tawdry edge]

I read this as stroker and I got mad worried

[low copper]

They taste smoky I think

And savoury

So probably close to tainted rations

[tawdry edge]

Mmmm yummy

[low copper]

Myes

[dire kayak]

i love eating strokers too

[delicate vapor]

some soda

[dire kayak]

as in people having a stroke

[little marten]

What is happening here

[tawdry edge]

Goober eats gooners confirmed

[tawdry edge]

Ah

[dire kayak]

taste very salty

[fallen tree]

[limpid vigil]

Like mayonaisse?

[tawdry edge]

Howd you know...

[little marten]

❌

[low copper]

Humans inherently taste salty tbh

[delicate vapor]

vhast

[limpid vigil]

Mmmmmm salt lick

[little marten]

Explains why I’m more of a savoury kinda guy

[low copper]

Need to check out the effect of gooning on the hormonal endocrine system, might affect the taste

Maybe they are more gamey idk

[low copper]

Mmmm

[dire kayak]

exact;y

[little marten]

Ok it’s time to glaze crimson desert

[limber matrix]

"Players can use some of the new grenades while inside a Sanctuary. Please be nice to the locals."
only if they give up the admech making them

[tulip kettle]

Homunculus

[limpid vigil]

Kinda ironic considering they don't have any

[low copper]

I too saw a watcher in the dark

[low copper]

[limpid vigil]

I tried to make a homunculus once but due to a typo i made a homonculus - it was more intrested in kissing men than doin my evil bidding

[delicate vapor]

😮

[tulip kettle]

Tuff

Homounculus is revolutionary

[wooden creek]

Homo uncs will rule tha world

[limpid vigil]

Homonculus. No reason to call it an unc - it's not that old

[tulip kettle]

No it's unc

[limpid vigil]

Ahhhh a silver fox type i see i see

[low copper]

What if you take an average guardsman and turn it into a nurglite homonculus, would that be a good new enemy type

[dire kayak]

can i make one that kisses women?

i need a kiss

[low copper]

The flesh is yours to craft

[delicate vapor]

[river ingot]

pick the right tool 🙂

[limpid vigil]

A homolesbianculus

Or alternatively a womenculus

[low copper]

And the right mentor

The Grandfather makes such wonders

[delicate vapor]

[kindred dew]

Do people still play battlesector

[honest cargo]

To many Nugle Followers

[rare pulsar]

I was kinda dissapointed with it

It does have orks tho

[clever portal]

can someone expain to me expeditions? I just run after people and kill hereretics

[low copper]

We walk the path, and there are no ways back.

[rare pulsar]

I loot the remnants and extract with them

[low copper]

Loot stuff, kill heretics, leave

[rare pulsar]

Ideally go into sanctuary 2 times

Idk thats pretty much it yeah

[dire kayak]

whats battlesector?

[hasty sky]

fourdykay turn based strategy

[dire kayak]

that doesnt narrow it down if im being honest

[jaunty path]

They finally added those chubby unwashed femboys I kept asking for!

[modest flume]

They battle in a sector, c'mon now, step it up Gooby

[dire kayak]

bites you

[rare pulsar]

Just look it up in steam or smth

[kindred dew]

So basically take the gameplay of Warhammer tabletop and make it a video game

[rare pulsar]

Its not really like tabletop tho

[twin flower]

the wuh

[dire kayak]

that actually sounds pretty cool

[jaunty path]

You can read

[somber stream]

I am very much interested in the thought process that arrived at this conclusion

[kindred dew]

Its streamlined in a video game format so it isn't going to be a 1 to 1 replica

[jaunty path]

Wow lucia nearly mogging me in cursed things to say

Wooie

[ripe tangle]

[kindred dew]

(At least thats what people who played both the tabletop and battlesector said, I hear it's about like, 70% similar at least

[rare pulsar]

Yeah its a bit too 0815 for me

[jaunty path]

My dumbass couldn't sleep

[somber stream]

I think she lost her marbles

[jaunty path]

I have a therapy appointment today too

[rare pulsar]

Good

[jaunty path]

[dire kayak]

ill hold your hand while i tell you this

[jaunty path]

I wish I could drink today but i cant

Normalize drinking profusely early in the morning

[dire kayak]

i forgot what i was gonna say

[jaunty path]

Silence speaks series

[somber stream]

Already a thing, goes by “crippling depression”

[little marten]

Drink water

[dire kayak]

drink paint

[jaunty path]

Liberal

[dire kayak]

my favourite kind is corax white paint

but nuln oil can be good too

fulgurite copper is yummy

[delicate vapor]

i could go for some.. black coffee

[rare pulsar]

No u have to do it like a fumctioning alcoholic. U have to drink so much in the evening that u are still drunk thruput the day.

Until u get home and repeat the cycle

Thats how u do it.

[little marten]

🙏

[delicate vapor]

do it

[little marten]

Turn depression into deep rooted resentment for the powers that be

[jaunty path]

Worship nurgle

[little marten]

Get recruited by a activist group funded by the groups they protest

[jaunty path]

(The god)

[little marten]

Then spill beans on famous paintings

[dire kayak]

turn depression into a devotional love for miniature painting like i did

[rare pulsar]

They dont even come ringing at my doorbell anymore

[jaunty path]

When i get bored enough of dt

Which i think i may be reaching

But oh well

[void lark]

If you're not good at it you're just not depressed enough

[little marten]

Just buy crimson desert

[void lark]

My depression is fed by how bad I am at painting minis

[somber stream]

I am depresso free

[jaunty path]

I think about rum but then think about how bad it tastes unmixed. I don't even drink it straight

[void lark]

I swear I'm going to finish painting the ones I have before buying new ones

[rare pulsar]

First i have to buy a new computer

[jaunty path]

Wow what do you drink

[little marten]

A TRUE BORDERLANDS FAN WOULD FIND A WAY

[jaunty path]

Licht

[rare pulsar]

Uuuurgh

[void lark]

Me when I'm unemployed

[somber stream]

Victory

[jaunty path]

Please send me german baileys

[dire kayak]

youre so lucky

[rare pulsar]

Im less depressed now then when i was unemployed tbh

[little marten]

I don’t wanna be the old fart that tries to ‘school’ the youngster, but drinking in the morning something that’s classed as a ‘depressant’ might factor into things

[void lark]

[rare pulsar]

Unemployment made me feel so useless

[jaunty path]

Aprunkulus subtly telling me to get a fucking job

[rare pulsar]

No

[little marten]

Come work with me and licht

[rare pulsar]

Live ur life

[jaunty path]

No you're telling me to become empl*yed 🥀