general-chat

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Why I oughta

Bing bang boom

Straight to da

🌕

When the 🌕 hits your eye and you eat 🍕 🥧

[dire kayak]

i can help with any painting stuff you need

[gloomy tartan]

That’s amore

[twin flower]

not my pizza pie

[gloomy tartan]

That’s nacho cheese man

[astral basin]

Nacho fries in my mouth

[gloomy tartan]

Would You download a car

[vital loom]

darktide? i hardly know the dude

[dire kayak]

i would eat a car

now the real question

[gloomy tartan]

Rannick be melking dukanes brunt

[dire kayak]

would you download a leman russ

[gloomy tartan]

Melking dukanes brunt

[twin dirge]

Fuck brunt

That fucker never gives me anything good

[gloomy tartan]

You wish you could

Brunt is a highly sought after bachelor

[dire kayak]

hadron bit my finger

[twin dirge]

2 million ordos down the toilet because I needed a fuckin butter knife

WHY

[marsh iris]

butter up

[gloomy tartan]

Ordos?

[twin flower]

goombling

[gloomy tartan]

Do you mean Melk?

[marsh iris]

👏 😛

[dire kayak]

i have no syllables in my name

[gloomy tartan]

Brunt is the Ogryn lol

[dire kayak]

i got them all removed last year

[twin flower]

Ordo Dockets?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m confused

[twin flower]

You can buy shit from brunts too lmao

[dire kayak]

to this day theres only 3 left

[gloomy tartan]

Wait am I stupid

[twin flower]

Maybe

[dire kayak]

one time i caught myself buying weapons from melk

[gloomy tartan]

Is burnt the robot guy

I forget who the fuck is who

[twin flower]

We've all done it

[gloomy tartan]

Names are hard

[twin flower]

The one you buy weapons from

[dire kayak]

brunt is an ogryn that used to be the quartermaster but went missing

[gloomy tartan]

Ah

Oh what

[dire kayak]

but he had kayex working for him and thats who works there now

[gloomy tartan]

He used to be quarter master ????

[dire kayak]

yes

he was a very smart oggy

[gloomy tartan]

Oh dang

[sweet wraith]

Brunt runs the weapon store, but doesn't actually show up

[gloomy tartan]

Oh

So he has passive income

[dire kayak]

brunt is missing

[gloomy tartan]

Brunt is getting his shit melked he took a vacation

[marsh iris]

i ate brunt

[gloomy tartan]

Didn’t brunt kill a nid or someshit

I remember people mentioning a gene stealer

[dire kayak]

yeah brunt stomped on a genestealer and ripped its head off

cause a genestealer somehow got into the mourningstar

[nocturne bloom]

Its me

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck

[nocturne bloom]

I steal genes

[gloomy tartan]

How did it get in the ship

We’re in soace

Did it ride a fucking valk ?

[dire kayak]

brunt tore it apart though

doom guy'd it

[gloomy tartan]

How tf did it get on the soace ship

[twin flower]

genestealers can look like humans

they disguise themselves as such

[gloomy tartan]

What?

They can like shift ?

Like th thing?

[twin flower]

Uhh, no they're still mostly human ig

or look the part

[marsh iris]

like the Species movie

[sweet wraith]

he sussed out the imposter

[dire kayak]

for the four-armed emperor!!!!

[twin dirge]

She's a 9 but she has lady Gaga, Rhianna, and Drake, all in a single playlist

[somber stream]

All good music

[dire kayak]

i dont listen to those

so hhh

[twin dirge]

Well

Drake likes kids

The other 2 are fine I think

[dire kayak]

ewww

[dire kayak]

yucky

[twin dirge]

I mean yeah, but also, name an artist that doesn't

Ts sucks

[twin flower]

bruno mars

[twin dirge]

It's like becoming famous just automatically opts you into liking kids and drugs

[twin dirge]

I should add some Bruno to my playlist

[astral basin]

Mf out here slurping biomass through a feeding tube

[dire kayak]

i bet brunt makes fire music

[dire kayak]

hatsune miku

[somber stream]

There’s a Bruno mars song with Gaga in it, sounds very nice

Forgot the name

[vital loom]

is it just me or

[twin dirge]

Real

[vital loom]

are ogryns kind of hot

[twin dirge]

It's just you

Oh

Nvm

Not just you

[dire kayak]

brunt is the hot one

[astral basin]

I have, i will do it again, and it burns when i pee

[twin dirge]

Id let an oggy melk me

[twin flower]

[river ingot]

ogryn attractiveness is directly positively correlated by how much time you put into making their face look like it went through industrial equipment

[vital loom]

good enough for me

so where the female ogryns at?

[twin dirge]

Those aren't real

[dire kayak]

ogryns probably take rides in the foundries like rollercoasters

[river ingot]

ask the emperor

[vital loom]

are they just buff testosterone filled muscle mommies

[vital loom]

:(

[twin dirge]

Nah they just

[simple orchid]

Pinging this again

[twin dirge]

Don't exist

[simple orchid]

If anyone knows

[vital loom]

so how the fuck do ogryns reproduce???

[twin dirge]

They don't

[river ingot]

no

[dire kayak]

they dont

[vital loom]

mitosis??

[twin flower]

a giant space stork drops them into your ship

[twin dirge]

I mean, they're male, and I've seen some crazy women in my days

[simple orchid]

Damn, well time to just grind malice expeditions

[vital loom]

that makes much more sense

[twin dirge]

Oggys might just be cranking with the populace

[dire kayak]

fem ogryns do exist theyre just rare

same with psyker ogryns

ogryns are just a mutated human after all, of course female ogryns exist

[river ingot]

psyker ogryns sound like imperial myth

[twin dirge]

Is a psyker oggy just an ork

[vital loom]

i feel bad for the women

[twin flower]

there's a one named psyker ogryn somewhere in necromunda

[twin dirge]

Don't, they signed up for it

[twin flower]

and its a female

[dire kayak]

i mean

[dire kayak]

theyre really strong

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

dog

[dire kayak]

necromunda has some really sick minis

[twin flower]

They got great mini's

[dire kayak]

i wanna get the palanite companions

[twin flower]

that abyssal ferryman ogryn looking fire

[vital loom]

what would a baby ogryn be like

[kindred karma]

Pitbull-sized

[somber stream]

👶

[astral basin]

There are female ogryns
Theyre just. Ugly as sin.
And most folk likes the convenience of “vat grown things”

[marsh iris]

catachan

[astral basin]

Catacan

[somber stream]

I'm imagining Ogryn's natural reproduction process

"Karla want segsy time"
"Karla want segsy time NOW"

🫵

[jaunty path]

[nocturne bloom]

segz then obliteration

wait

[dire kayak]

i actually have pretty similar hair to my vet i just realized

[nocturne bloom]

im thinking of something else

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

yea no i fucked that up entirely lmao

[twin flower]

Wait.. Adepticon showed Solar Auxillia Ogryns?

Godayum

[astral basin]

“Karla like shouty Cadana man”
Le cadia man died of snusnu

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[astral basin]

Death

[nocturne bloom]

got my m1 garand in bed next to me

[crisp yoke]

Nice to hear

[crisp yoke]

I wish

[nocturne bloom]

it comforts me with its pings

[crisp yoke]

It comforts everyone when it pings

[river ingot]

freedom

[nocturne bloom]

i keep an unloaded enbloc in it at all times just in case i need to hear it

[gloomy tartan]

Catachan have ass 6 packs

[twin dirge]

Sometimes

I feel like people are difficult just because they can be

[somber stream]

I'd rather charge with a bayonet against a Daemon Engine than facing that sort of shit

At least you die with honor

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking what

[astral basin]

#general-chat message

[gloomy tartan]

Why

Dear god why

I didn’t survive my planet blowing up just to get my hips broken

[astral basin]

I have no answers. Only the cackling of a man possessed of tzeench’s machinations

[nocturne bloom]

sounds like my fight

[astral basin]

Broken? Brother, they will be atomized.

[gloomy tartan]

Well I hope a bunch of catachan women who look like Rambo with tits capture you

[astral basin]

Dont promise me a good time

[nocturne bloom]

they dont even need to force me into service

im all in

[astral basin]

His hips will be a finer dust than cadia ever hoped to be

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not into ogres

Sorry folks

I’d rather not bang a cave ogre

[astral basin]

Try saying that to an ogre thats into you

Theres a game that comes to mind actually

Hold on

[gloomy tartan]

Real question is this how fast is a horny ogryn

🧠

Is it faster than you

[astral basin]

I see we askin the REAL questions

[gloomy tartan]

Bout to have me climbing into rafters like a monkey being chased by a chimp

3 dimensional chess

[dire kayak]

BRING IT ONNNN

[dire kayak]

capable of breaking all the bones in your body

[gloomy tartan]

Wouldn’t a lady ogryn think a normal human is like a twink

I don’t think they woukd be into regular humans dear god I hope not

Hey wtf is psychic bleed

Does it happen monthly

Brahms keeps bringing it up on the Morningstar

[dire kayak]

i think those are for the astropath

[astral basin]

…

[dire kayak]

so they dont go insane or something

[astral basin]

This mf

[gloomy tartan]

She warns that there may be some psychic bleed

[dire kayak]

oh yeah thats likely sefoni

[astral basin]

Yes. As in. The warp blending with realspace

[gloomy tartan]

Oh

[dire kayak]

fuck im wrong

[gloomy tartan]

Uh guys

I changed my characters pants and they had no legs for a second

I was just a walking torso floating lol

[nocturne bloom]

happens all the time

[astral basin]

Warp based activity clinging to the ship via humans connected to the warp even before entering and leaving the warp

[gloomy tartan]

Ohhhh

[lyric frigate]

skadi

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Man I try diff pants

But I allways go back to the cyber legs

It sounds funny hearing them clank

Plus they painted cadian green

[dire kayak]

they should change it to where you have no pants

[gloomy tartan]

specifically me?

The hell man

[nocturne bloom]

put a support ticket in for that

no pants pls

[gloomy tartan]

No pants aurics run

It would be funny to be wearing my leather jacket my character has on and no pants Ngl

A jacket and no pants is a statement

[delicate vapor]

god damn cant find a match in my servers for some odd reason

[gloomy tartan]

lol

What you doing

Havoc or expeds

[dire kayak]

fem judge definitely seems to fit all the heavy zealot weapons

idk why but something about her

[river ingot]

all the va s did an amazing job

[dire kayak]

SO TRUE

[restive walrus]

Fem judge love less go

[dire kayak]

the VAs deserve an award

[gloomy tartan]

Male Cuthroat is a legend

We need more angry screaming voice acting in games

NON cringe screaming voice acting rules

[astral basin]

A jacket and no pants in aurics is just making proper preparations

[gloomy tartan]

Why can’t hive scum be barefoot

Is it because of gooners

[restive walrus]

Would you be barefoot in a hive city? 😭

[gloomy tartan]

No

But I’m not a stim addict

[rare pulsar]

Female agitator is goated

And male

[restive walrus]

Stim addict with a gun!

Probably stole shoes

[gloomy tartan]

You see barefoot mf everywhere tho

[rare pulsar]

Hell no

[gloomy tartan]

True the hive scum are elite gangers not homeless

God being barefoot on atoma would suck

[rare pulsar]

Your soles would prolly just fall off after a day

[gloomy tartan]

I have clanker legs so I don’t have to worry about getting my soles hurt

But my hips hurt if I fall too far

Cuz ya know

No cyber hips

The cyber legs replace the legs from the knee down and shin down

[astral basin]

Combat servitors and assassins are the only inquisition agents not repped atm
Given the nature of servitors, i doubt theyd be the case, so them being retextered as skits would be likely

[gloomy tartan]

Is that goodb ?

[astral basin]

Also the fact that. Assassins is such a funky category to consider in wh given the assassinorium

[lyric frigate]

vindikirk assassin

[astral basin]

“I see you got them fancy hip augs. Lookat tha quality. Wonder what kinda horrors youve seen to get a set like that”
the soldier just stares with dead eyes, groaning out one word in response: “Karla.”

[dire kayak]

why did i ever switch off of zealot charge

this is so fun

[astral basin]

The guy you were after kept dying before you got to him

[river ingot]

the momentum on that ability is so well done

[marsh iris]

zealot charge with the relic blade running charge stab is so in there

[astral basin]

If i play arbite, i HAVE to play shoulder check
Its so fun

[gloomy tartan]

lol

That’s why you get the cyber brain

To forget

We’ve just decided the name Karla is cannon lol

Tbh fatshark should just give Ogryn tits and have that be female ogryn but also make them have twice the health and toughness and damage but half the speed lol

[limpid vigil]

Who was gonna tell me that when your character has a voiceline calling out a special it means it's closest to you?

[limpid vigil]

It would have been so usefull to know back in rumbling giants and all the poxbursters it brought

[restive walrus]

Back in MY day zealot charge gave all your toughness back when you used it

And it was COOL

[marsh iris]

TRAXIS! TRAXIS-12?!

[astral basin]

Back in MY DAY
Charge was the definitive gap closer, when fs designed the tutorial to tell you the game was intended on using barriers and sliding between cover

[dire kayak]

those gunner hordes that wouldve fucked me back in the day i now have no issue with

the trappers though,,,

[astral basin]

Yeah
Gunners were a problem when you couldn’t slide beneath their boingaloings at mach fuck

But at the same time veteran was so much better

[gloomy tartan]

But Las gun is better

And the revive shout is just good now

No down side

I don’t have to waste time picking people up

I just scream and keep shooting the enemy

[dire kayak]

with the changes to shout you can now rp as a commissar

bolt pistol + dueling sword + revive shout

[lethal solstice]

You always could

[astral basin]

Theres a special unit

[main zephyr]

i still prefer axe on vet to dueling sword

[lethal solstice]

Laspistol + power sword + voc was availible patch 13

[main zephyr]

or good old sapper shovel with my helbore

i can delete most things with helbore very quickly

[astral basin]

Las pistol and power sword

Castellan?

[rare pulsar]

Why cant i just shoot em in the head if they dont get up?

[restive walrus]

I sometimes wonder if the game was better that way

[astral basin]

Is that a guard unit?

[rare pulsar]

That would be true rp

[lethal solstice]

Commisar

[main zephyr]

the thing

[restive walrus]

I can’t really remember what that was like

[main zephyr]

commisars dont enjoy killing people who work for them

[lethal solstice]

Nobody cares about castellans

[restive walrus]

Too used to this versions gameplay

[main zephyr]

they only do so if neccesary

[rare pulsar]

Speak for urself

I kill for fun

[cosmic burrow]

Commisars more often than not are seen with chain and power weapons

[lethal solstice]

Yeah its how you get fragged

[main zephyr]

and that would get you shot in the head

by a krieger

[astral basin]

I personally much preferred the game slower
But like
The kids man
They cant even stick to watching 2 videos at once, they got have 2 monitors and a phone running something 😭

[main zephyr]

like my vet is

[rare pulsar]

Doubtfull

[main zephyr]

lol

[astral basin]

It was a needed change ig.

[low copper]

Kriegers just kill their commissars when they want to run away

[rare pulsar]

A kriegsman would never

Ever

Rebel

[low copper]

Like everyone else

[main zephyr]

lol

[lethal solstice]

Everyone does

[low copper]

Yeap

[gloomy tartan]

I wonder what cadian commisar are alike

[rare pulsar]

A kriegsman would never desert

[low copper]

Like any others

[cosmic burrow]

It was

[lethal solstice]

Dkok just has it mentioned specifically in an excerpt (which i have saved to clown on dkok simps)

[main zephyr]

no no

[rare pulsar]

Or attack an officer thats some bs

[main zephyr]

not a krieg commisar

[low copper]

They are all Schola made

[main zephyr]

a regular commisar yes

[low copper]

Read Siege of Vraks

They did lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Just in cadian green colors?

[main zephyr]

but krieg commisars are very different

lol

[astral basin]

So. Kriegers are of such fanaticism that a majority of their upper command can be considered as commissars

[low copper]

Nah in normal commissar colours, it’s standardised

[rare pulsar]

Heretic lies

[main zephyr]

they believed a commisar was taken hostage before

[gloomy tartan]

But I saw a krieg commisar mask in the store

[main zephyr]

so that commisar got shot

[gloomy tartan]

It had different colors

[main zephyr]

lol

[gloomy tartan]

Why do the krieg get different colors

[low copper]

Not really, some of them even talk about recommending other officers to retire, even if they can’t

[gloomy tartan]

Why can’t the cadian commisar be green

[lethal solstice]

Its not really cadian commissar its commissar from cadia
Commissars graduate from the schola so they're very insulated from their homework culture and take in regimental stuff on site to command more effectively

[main zephyr]

there are diffrent reigments of kriegs

theres the black the blue ones off of top of my head

[low copper]

It’s standardised, all commissars are scholam material

[gloomy tartan]

I hate standardized testing

[main zephyr]

theres also the siege regiments

which we dont have color of yet

the green krieg outfit

[gloomy tartan]

Deez nuts are a siege regiment

[low copper]

The best siege regiment was the Barbaran Ambaxtoi but they are too good for the Imperium

[main zephyr]

158th siege
19th
and 54th blizzard

green
tan
light grey/white colors

[lethal solstice]

Live 158th regiment reaction

[main zephyr]

the 143rd is the blue siege regiments color

[restive walrus]

I wish I could remember much about then. I def played back the.

Ogryn must have been so much worse back then

[cosmic burrow]

I think as it is now. There too much enemies on screen

[restive walrus]

Only played zealot lol

[main zephyr]

basically if a kriegsman deems a commisar a hindrance to the mission or emeprors will

100% they will shoot the commsiar dead

[low copper]

It’s fragging then, they might

[main zephyr]

if the commsiar is just killing soldiers

they would shoot him

yes

[low copper]

But it’s 100x more likely they kill a commissar to retreat like every guard regiment

[main zephyr]

lol

[lethal solstice]

Most people do its a human reaction

[gloomy tartan]

Did y’all do the memories thing in sefoni?

[main zephyr]

kriegsman retreating?

[low copper]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

They show a commisar getting killed

[lethal solstice]

Again

[main zephyr]

[low copper]

Siege of Vraks

[lethal solstice]

Live 158th regiment reaction

I have the excerpt in front of me

[main zephyr]

they have a no retreat doctrine

[low copper]

Mr Commissar I don’t want to go into the swamp

[main zephyr]

even if they know they will die

they will hold the line

[lethal solstice]

Tell that to shitty orders and massed artillery

[low copper]

Why do you think they killed the commissar

[main zephyr]

but yes

[lethal solstice]

Changes minds very quickly

[main zephyr]

they will retreat for a larger tatical victory

they arent suicidal no

[rare pulsar]

They are

[lethal solstice]

Oh sorry bad orders weren't even part of instigating it

They just made it worse

Shit was fucked before that

[rare pulsar]

They literally dream of dying for the emperor

[low copper]

Or because their fucking scared of Zadal Crosius

[rare pulsar]

How is that not suicidal

[low copper]

They want to die for him

[main zephyr]

there is 1 krieg officer

[low copper]

But they don’t want their lives wasted

[main zephyr]

whos suprinsgly older then most others in his job

[hard gorge]

his name is Joe and hes a very hard worker

[dire kayak]

john krieg

[main zephyr]

hes the one who talked to a commisar about that one retiring

in a compliment way

[low copper]

Yeah

[lethal solstice]

#40k-lore-chat message
The excerpt in question

[low copper]

This was the one on the Northern front yeah?

[main zephyr]

its a krieger colonel with over 20 years of service

[low copper]

Or did they kill two commissars

[lethal solstice]

Idk I didn't real the source

[main zephyr]

thats amazing for a kriesman

[lethal solstice]

I just have the excerpt for clowning

[low copper]

Fair lol

Hm

No mention of the daemons

[twin dirge]

Chat

[low copper]

They probably killed two commissars I guess

Good show

[twin dirge]

She's a 9 but she shaved her eyebrows off for makeup and looks like a wizard now

[main zephyr]

more then that

[twin dirge]

[low copper]

I mean that we have note of at Vraks

[restive walrus]

If the game could be made harder without relying on carapace armour spam I’d love for them to lower the hoards a little bit

[low copper]

Probably happens all the time unmentioend

[restive walrus]

But I’m also one who enjoys how large they are

[twin dirge]

I feel so bad for chuckling, she showed me cuz I asked and now I feel bad for asking

[lethal solstice]

That would require player nerfs and that induces psychological damage to the average player

[twin dirge]

Nerf everything across the board

[main zephyr]

btw

[river ingot]

buff carapace

[low copper]

Instakill tox gas for everyone without a mask

[main zephyr]

there were instances of a commisar ordering kriegsman to retreat

[low copper]

Yeah it happens

[main zephyr]

and that commisar got shot

[twin dirge]

I have a krieg commissar

[main zephyr]

for doing that

[twin dirge]

[main zephyr]

lol

[cosmic burrow]

Small price to pay

[low copper]

That happens too

[main zephyr]

yep

[restive walrus]

I’d also like the idea of them making another ogryn crusher variant that’s not carapace

[low copper]

War is war

Lmao

[main zephyr]

lol

kinda like

how they have the armor

and non armored chaos warriors in vt2

[woven sigil]

Well the good thing is that eyebrows grow back

[twin dirge]

I'm sobbing man

[lethal solstice]

The non armored ones are maulers

They're more or less identical

[twin dirge]

I can't believe she actually showed me

[woven sigil]

Don't forget; Sometimes when she asks if she looks good or her ass looks big in this, the answer is "No/Yes", not often, but sometimes

[twin dirge]

Real

[main zephyr]

well regardless

the lil hood on their head

like chaos warrior armor counts as super armor

which is weird

[woven sigil]

Honesty is the best policy yadayada

[marsh iris]

just say yes with 👏 😛

[woven sigil]

Lul

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

[twin dirge]

She didn't seem to approve of me calling her an evil wizard

I told her to grow a beard and yell fireball

[dire kayak]

i have pretty much identical hair to my vet

this sucks

[woven sigil]

Well, get it cut then, goober

[somber stream]

Why yes, I also get a happy marriage life from the love advices i got in the Darktide Discord server

[dire kayak]

i like having long hair

i just dont wanna have the same hair as one of my darktide operatives

[marsh iris]

Darktide Dating Discord

[river ingot]

[somber stream]

DateTide

[river ingot]

dorktide

[gloomy tartan]

Dank tide

[vital loom]

jewtide

im jewish

[delicate vapor]

man i love applying to almost 150+ jobs

[rare pulsar]

Prove it

[delicate vapor]

and no response

[river ingot]

meowtide im a pussy

[rare pulsar]

[gloomy tartan]

Jewbacca

[river ingot]

🤪

[rare pulsar]

Apply for something nobody wants to do

And ull get hired immediatly

[gloomy tartan]

Apply to be a servitor

[gloomy tartan]

Feels

[rare pulsar]

I would love to be lobotomized and enslaved

[gloomy tartan]

In darktide right?

Right?

[marsh iris]

JobUntide

[somber stream]

JobTide?!!?

[marsh iris]

in this economy?

[somber stream]

Send me the build for Marketing job please thanks

[delicate vapor]

half of the job listings now are just the military

[somber stream]

Join the navy, see the world

[delicate vapor]

join the air force to get goody two shoes treatment

[vital loom]

correction im asian but i have jewish blood

[rare pulsar]

R-Riiiight

In darktide

[rare pulsar]

So are u jewish or not?

Its a religion not a nationality yk

[vital loom]

im ish

im a goober

[delicate vapor]

woah your chinese

[thick fog]

Oh so they have jewerly

[vital loom]

i like money

how abt tjat

[rare pulsar]

We allready have @dire kayak

[vital loom]

uhh guys its kinda hard being jewish

why is this jewish thing so hard 😔😔😔😔

[somber stream]

Install CS2, join literally any lobby

Say you're a Jew

Fun time guaranteed

[rare pulsar]

Profit

[delicate vapor]

hell let loose

[rare pulsar]

Hell literally any game

[whole bough]

whats a good class for crit flamer

[astral basin]

DID SOMEONE SAY FIREBALL?
knocks back a shot of cinnamon goodness

[vital loom]

yuno ball

[whole bough]

actually does anyone other than zealot have flamer

[vital loom]

how do u feel abt the new vietnam game coming out

hll in vietnam

[rare pulsar]

Fuck hell let loose

[vital loom]

even cookie run kingdom?!

[rare pulsar]

Fckn tencent sellouts

[somber stream]

Tencent got them?

[vital loom]

TENCENT???

[somber stream]

To be fair tencent got most of the game industry nowadays

[rare pulsar]

I hate hell let loose since they went free on epic games

[twin dirge]

I sold for 5 cent ngl

[somber stream]

Fatshark is partially owned by tencent

[rare pulsar]

Its over then

Count ur blessings

[somber stream]

Time to uninstall

😔

[low wharf]

But why tho

[rare pulsar]

Its a matter of time now

[vital loom]

everything is getting Chineseified rn

[low wharf]

Theyve literally shared data on those sales

[rare pulsar]

Because i just bought it for 40
Bucks

[thick fog]

they eating the games, they eating the devs

[twin dirge]

It's so joever

[rare pulsar]

Apparently its not worth 40
But 0 bucks

Fuck these guys fr

[low wharf]

Steam outperforms whenever a game becomes free via epic lmao

[rare pulsar]

Fckn sellouts

[somber stream]

Do you practice Jewjitsu

[vital loom]

i hope

[low wharf]

I get it tho, lords of the fallen 2 will be epic exclusive on launch

[rare pulsar]

Also hll is full of historically inacurrate skins and cosmetics

[vital loom]

they’re eating the devs, they’re eating the games

[low wharf]

Guess ill wait a year or so

[rare pulsar]

Fuck that

Fuck epic games too

[low wharf]

Atleast when something releases on epic theres no vids so i wont get spoiled

[somber stream]

But i want to be Viet Kong

[low wharf]

Because no one uses epic

[rare pulsar]

Rising storm 2

Dont even have to wait for launch

[somber stream]

Viet Kong but better graphics

[rare pulsar]

Thats the other thing they dont do anything original either

[vital loom]

HES A VC!!!!!

[rare pulsar]

They just copy swuad and red orchestra

[somber stream]

Go home G.I

[rare pulsar]

Sry for my rant i just fckn hate these mfers

[dire kayak]

[vital loom]

hey guys rook rook come be chinese with me okay

i guess nobody want to be chinese with me

[timber elk]

Hi everyone

[vital loom]

hi

rambarr

be chinese with me

[dire kayak]

lamb

[vital loom]

ramb

isa ramb

a deriscious ramb

[timber elk]

I’m not a Ramb, I am a lamb.

[vital loom]

ramb

[dire kayak]

would you like to take a bath in this not at all malicious giant cooking pot?

[timber elk]

immediately jumps in the cooking pot

[dire kayak]

mwehehehehe >:3

[vital loom]

oh yes i rove ramb soup

(im chinse btw i cant pronounce my ls)

[timber elk]

floats to the top of the cooking pot somehow not affected by the hot scolding water

It’s like a jacuzzi

[restive walrus]

God just KISS already

[dire kayak]

-# how is he,,,,

very good that you like it!

[timber elk]

You keep forgetting I’m a eldritch being :3

[vital loom]

when food ready im hunrgy chinese man in the corner with fork and knife

[timber elk]

You can’t eat me :<

[somber stream]

Reinstalling war thunder for my single most favourite day or the year

1st April

[timber elk]

uninstalls his game and looks at him as he slides a copy of borderlands 2: the handsome jack collection

[astral basin]

file corrupted, destiny 2 downloaded instead

[timber elk]

:[ takes a crowbar and starts smashing the monitor while relaxing Skyrim music plays

[somber stream]

Already play that lol

[astral basin]

Imagine not completing the campaign and loading up borderlands 4 to try the new dlc

[timber elk]

I heard it’s really awful

It tries going into a story about Ellis dad.

[astral basin]

I havent heard … wait

Lamb

Stop right there

[timber elk]

Hm

[astral basin]

Me and the duo have plans

[rare pulsar]

I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!

[timber elk]

a random brick hits em in the forehead

[rare pulsar]

[timber elk]

Okay….?

[astral basin]

So

[dire kayak]

honestly that would work on me

[rare pulsar]

That would work on anyone

[astral basin]

I kindly request you shut the fuck up in terms of spoilers 😇

[timber elk]

I mean that’s just the premise of the story.

[rare pulsar]

Still sad we dont get more lovestory from the psycho dude amd that woman

[timber elk]

I’m not spoiling anything because I’m not a dick

[teal token]

E

[timber elk]

lol

[teal token]

[astral basin]

WELL I DONT KNOW THAT

[timber elk]

Oh maya? Well she’s dead.

[astral basin]

You could be the veiniest d-

Wait

Thats not right

[rare pulsar]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

WTF

[timber elk]

She’s been dead for like years now dude…

[teal token]

[rare pulsar]

I havent played since 2

[teal token]

??

Hello comrade Lamball
Hello comrade Skully SoL
Hello comrade Aprunkulus

[rare pulsar]

Hello

[timber elk]

Yeah they killed her off in the stupidest way possible

[teal token]

Lol did someone ded?

[rare pulsar]

Grrrrrrrr

[timber elk]

So essentially one of the villains is a male siren who can drain the life out of anyone. Well he drained the powers and life out of maya

[rare pulsar]

GRRRRRRRR

[dire kayak]

what is borderlands even about

[timber elk]

Which the worst part about it was he didn’t mean to

[teal token]

Hello comrade goober hotline

[rare pulsar]

STOP I CANT TAKE ANYMORE

🤮

😩

[teal token]

Border land?

[timber elk]

At least we got a sick ass casino heist DLC and a DLC for krieg

Everything else just fucking sucks

[rare pulsar]

Oh well

[timber elk]

Well expect for gameplay

[teal token]

Krieg DLC?

[timber elk]

The gameplay is pretty fun

[rare pulsar]

I still wouldve preferred maya to live

But it is what it is

[timber elk]

Yeah well a lot of us did

But unfortunately they thought other wise

[rare pulsar]

The psycho guy deserved a happy ending

Im sad now

[timber elk]

He still has one. Him and his other personality are cool with each other now

[rare pulsar]

THE POOP TRAIN COULD NEVER BE CONDUCTED

[somber stream]

Dead meme lol

[timber elk]

When they went to try and found out what their origin was before becoming a psycho

[rare pulsar]

MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS NOW

[timber elk]

But they even took that from us

Oh I almost forgot

[rare pulsar]

They took it all

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[timber elk]

We also got a cool Scarface 80s style dlc event

Which is really fucking good

[somber stream]

Hello Jerry

[timber elk]

Revenge of the cartel

Basically one of the characters. Muriace who is a dinosaur lost at a game of cards with the cartel. So he asked us to kill them

That was a really cool event

[gloomy tartan]

I be profen

[rare pulsar]

Tylenol

[timber elk]

Morphine

[teal token]

Hello comrade ChrisTheCadian

Alcoholing?

[gloomy tartan]

Tyler’s swimming in Tylenol

Hi pal

Nah getting ready to sleep

[teal token]

I see

Night quiling?

[dire kayak]

morphine administered

[gloomy tartan]

Ll

lol

[timber elk]

gmod ragdolls on the floor

[gloomy tartan]

I like when your moving stuff in Garry’s mod and forge on halo and you hear the smashing sounds

[teal token]

Morpbians 6th?

[gloomy tartan]

Like a train crash lol

[timber elk]

Even after 20 years gmod is still a fucking fantastic experience

[gloomy tartan]

you’re a fantasy experience

[dire kayak]

i once saw someone with like 14 thousand hours in gmod

[rare pulsar]

Dayum

[timber elk]

Hmmmmmm

[gloomy tartan]

I miss smashing people with the falcon in halo reach

[timber elk]

Probably playing trouble in terrorist town

[gloomy tartan]

Screaming KA KAAAAAAAAAW

[teal token]

Kaw kaw never more?

[gloomy tartan]

Making eagle screeches while slamming someone with a helicopter vtol thing is fun

[astral basin]

Borderlands built like a madmax clone that leaned into scifi goofiness
It polished itself up, became an epic
just to fall bc of both corporate bullshittery and social balancing in the workplace

[rare pulsar]

Thats 1 1\2 years of gaming

Nonstop

[timber elk]

I blame Randy

Fuck you randy for ruining duke nukem and borderlands

[gloomy tartan]

Hey do people really get so scared they piss

Is that just some weird myth Hollywood came up with

[teal token]

Spasm?

[rare pulsar]

No but sometimes i poop myself a little when i try to fart

[gloomy tartan]

That’s when you go full send

Never go full send

Never fart with force and power

[teal token]

I mean like girls cannot hold their pee unlike men?

[rare pulsar]

I do

[gloomy tartan]

Fart gently folks

[rare pulsar]

I can hold it but i dont wanna

[timber elk]

PISS. 🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[gloomy tartan]

Or else you can rip your ass open

Then you have to get your ass fixed

[rare pulsar]

No

I wear emergency diapers allways

[astral basin]

Randal Pitchafit is a horrible market manager ngl
We lost Battleborne bc that mf tried picking a fight with blizzard in its prime

[gloomy tartan]

You want to be in the hospital getting your ass stitched ?

[digital prairie]

Wondering, about the hitmarkers here. I get blue hitmarkers on armour right? When fitting a bulwark with helmet, where should I focus me fire? Soft body or armoured head?

[gloomy tartan]

Because that’s where this road ends

[timber elk]

We don’t speak of that event

[rare pulsar]

M-maybe?

[gloomy tartan]

Bulwarks I nade the head

Chainsword the head

That’s what I do

[astral basin]

That game is still on my wishlist 😭

[timber elk]

hugs em it’s okay

[gloomy tartan]

Is the head the weak spot on bulwark ?

[digital prairie]

Okey thanks Chris, just started playing, got a lot of questions

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what I assumed

[rare pulsar]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

What’s ur class

Try asking in class chats for advice

They usually have class mains

I play veteran

[digital prairie]

Yeah me to,
I just started the zealots, have a lot of fun zipping around and closing the range

[dire kayak]

i heavy eviscerate everything

even the bulwarks

[rare pulsar]

Crusher heads should be flak

[gloomy tartan]

Heavy evicerator of thammer

[rare pulsar]

Crushers are so annoying

[gloomy tartan]

Oh wait bulwarks are the shield giys

Yeah aim for the flesh parts

[teal token]

Isn't that head piece is carapace while rest are flak?

[rare pulsar]

No thats maulers

[gloomy tartan]

Shield guys aim for the flesh parts of the head of chest

[rare pulsar]

Crushers just have full cara

[teal token]

Ops my bad

[digital prairie]

Carapace, flak? Armor types??

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Usually enemies have one or both

Carapace is the tougher one I think

[teal token]

My Crusher gone dieting and became Mauler kek

[gloomy tartan]

Most enemies you aim for the head

[teal token]

[gloomy tartan]

Most enemies

Maulers have a more armored head ????

[teal token]

How about the armoured hound?

Head carapace or flak?

[rare pulsar]

Yesterday i spent like 10 mins sliding in a circle on expeditions because those crushers just take FOREVER TO KILL

[digital prairie]

Most enemies okey, then I just pray and spray

[gloomy tartan]

Carapace is the tougher armor

Flak is the wesker than carapace

And flesh is no armor

[teal token]

Bring any kraks?

[timber elk]

me with a anti tank launcher

[astral basin]

Watching a crushers head jiggle to 30 consecutive las pistol shots is infuriating

[rare pulsar]

I was Hs and i was running dual stubs

[gloomy tartan]

Wait which enemy has flak body armor but carapace head armor ?

[rare pulsar]

And out of rockets

[gloomy tartan]

I forgot that was a thing

[feral vessel]

who's awake at this hour

Hi lamby

[timber elk]

Maulers and plasma gunners

[gloomy tartan]

Oh fr ?

[timber elk]

Mhm

[gloomy tartan]

so body shoot them?

[astral basin]

Dregs

[rare pulsar]

Yes

[teal token]

Hello comrade stupid plant

[gloomy tartan]

Oh I’ll have to remember that

I allways want to do headshots

[timber elk]

Scab ragers have carapace for body and flak for head

[feral vessel]

yip yip yip

[dire kayak]

meee

[gloomy tartan]

Lol remind me that if I forget

[rare pulsar]

Maulers and plasma dudes yeah

[astral basin]

Goodbye Comrade Goh of Jerry

[rare pulsar]

Torso

[marsh iris]

crusher silently stepped on my balls

[gloomy tartan]

Okay I can Remmeber that

Okay so maulers and plasma shoot for the body

Everyone else the head

[teal token]

Cya comrade Skully the SoL

[gloomy tartan]

That’s easy enough to remember

[teal token]

[rare pulsar]

H-How?

[timber elk]

Scab ragers are still pretty easy to kill

[teal token]

Hello comrade Garut

[timber elk]

Even with a carapace body they don’t have that much health

[astral basin]

And sometimes reapers

[marsh iris]

but it tripped on it

[gloomy tartan]

I allways see reapers with no helms

[teal token]

Is lasgun better than laspistol for Expedition?

[feral vessel]

i think the bigger issue with them is the fact you can't cleave through multiple of them as easily

[gloomy tartan]

Is helmed reapers on higher difficulty ?

[rare pulsar]

Tungsten balls?

[astral basin]

And sometimes regular dreg enemies

[gloomy tartan]

I’m using inf las gun but I see people isint the las pistol also

[dire kayak]

i need a hug

[marsh iris]

Privet komrat Jerry

[timber elk]

I mean that’s never a issue with me since I always toss a frag or overwelhm them with firepower

[gloomy tartan]

I think both are viable depending on your difficulty and build

Ragers tend to run straight at you thoufh

[timber elk]

Scab ragers can only do so much when you have two Mac-10s blasting them in the face

[gloomy tartan]

So you can shoot them

[astral basin]

This is the spell we cast when @somber stream attempts to use his numerous ball destruction techniques

[feral vessel]

im a meleetard so like

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they run straight at you so you can shoot ragers

Headshot

[teal token]

I see, I use las pistol at first so I ran faster but the lasgun range kill is so good man ree...

[timber elk]

Even melee you can just bonk in the head with a crowbar and they drop dead

[gloomy tartan]

Ranged guns rule for expeditions but don’t worry enemies rush yo ass

Speed is useful too

[rare pulsar]

I know a few spells and enchantments myself

[gloomy tartan]

It being timed and all

[feral vessel]

THERE ARE
FORTY OF THEM
HEADING MY WAY

[teal token]

Snipe heretics at 50m+ with range increase damage on lasgun so fun..

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah

[timber elk]

Than use a anti-tank launcher

[gloomy tartan]

I love the las gun buff

I love it

[timber elk]

Or take combat drugs and charge at them

[rare pulsar]

Nah just shoot em

[timber elk]

FUCK IT! TURN ONE CHARGE!!!!!!!!🗣️🔥❗️❗️❗️

[feral vessel]

sorry i dont pay to win smh

[teal token]

Did you use the 50% range cleave too Chris?

[gloomy tartan]

On what?

[marsh iris]

eez

[gloomy tartan]

Where’s that?

[teal token]

Vet talent

[gloomy tartan]

Haven’t tried that yet

[timber elk]

Scab ragers aren’t a big deal to me personally

[gloomy tartan]

There’s so many new vet things

[teal token]

It is good man like you laser can pent thru enemies

[timber elk]

It’s the enemies with over head strikes you gotta worry about

[feral vessel]

It's called 'personal' for a reason

[gloomy tartan]

Over heads hurt

[feral vessel]

press space and a or d

[teal token]

Instantly mulch heretics from ranges

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll look for it thanks for tip jerry

[timber elk]

the sneak 100 crusher with a hammer over his back behind you

[gloomy tartan]

Jerry did you see the shout

You can use the revive shout now

It’s no downsides

[teal token]

Yep

[feral vessel]

for some reason i always hear the groan they make before they slam the concrete ball down

[gloomy tartan]

Just make sure you don’t stare in one direction

[timber elk]

I think their voice lines are bugged again to be honest

[feral vessel]

RAAAAAAGG

[gloomy tartan]

Allways check your ass

[teal token]

very good for Havocking man just ran in shout

[gloomy tartan]

Crushers sneak up on you man

They don’t walk loud lol

Allways be rotating

[timber elk]

Sure they make the groan sounds but they never say anything

Unlike the maulers who want to rip your spine out

[gloomy tartan]

Keep spinning man

[timber elk]

LET ME THROUGH🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t trust your teammates to protect your blind back spot from crusher over heads

^^^^^

[dire kayak]

i want my zealot to rip my spine out,,,,

[timber elk]

WEAPONS UP! KILL THEM🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[dire kayak]

i mean uh

[teal token]

Nah nah they don't walk but they fucking moon walking while sliding without making any fucking sound REE

[gloomy tartan]

Hmmm

[teal token]

5-6 crusher sliding around the maps

[timber elk]

But I do think the crushers voice lines are bugged

[gloomy tartan]

I use serated blade

Would cleave be better ?

[somber stream]

I cast Armour piercing Fin stabilized discard sabot

[teal token]

Combat knife?

[gloomy tartan]

I could get rid of revive shout and keep sedated blade

No it makes melee attacks do bleed

[teal token]

Oh that one

[gloomy tartan]

So I can kill stuff with my lightbattacks on chainsword

I can’t tell if it’s good or not lol

[dire kayak]

i love the heavy eviscerator

[gloomy tartan]

I just didn’t like the other old options

[teal token]

2 stack bleeds seems good but need faster melee weapon to stack faster bleed?

[dire kayak]

i wish we got the vindicator in darktide

[timber elk]

I want a power axe

I need to make a personal statement about that bitch trapper

[astral basin]

All hail the eviscerator

[teal token]

I ran a lot on Malace for expedition using combat knife with bleed talent

[timber elk]

With my axe in her head

[teal token]

It can somewhat hold hoards

[gloomy tartan]

Does serated blade seem worth it for Chainsword ?

[timber elk]

No

[gloomy tartan]

What’s y’all verdict ?

[teal token]

No?

[astral basin]

Some people like bleed

[timber elk]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

I guess I’ll try trading it for the withering fire

[timber elk]

I thought you meant like on the special attack

Yeah the lees node is pretty good

[teal token]

Lol

[astral basin]

Oh. Wait. Serrated is something else

[gloomy tartan]

I mainly used serated blade because the old otjer options suck

[dire kayak]

i hope they rework ragdoll physics

[gloomy tartan]

It’s 2 stacks of bleed

On melee hit

[timber elk]

No >:[

[dire kayak]

i wanna hit a poxwalker with an activated thunderhammer and watch them go flying

[timber elk]

Than I won’t have my funny mutant fly away from my rock

[dire kayak]

i just want the thunderhammer to have a stronger effect on ragdolls

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll try the 50% cleave node out

[teal token]

I think if any melee weapon can kill faster so no need bleed
While any that has faster atk speed and need more swing to kill (wider swing) maybe take bleed?

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie with the 25 % extra ammo I’ll shoot stuff good

[restive walrus]

You can get the same level of fun by playing ogryn and uppercutting a box bomber

Box burster*

You are the pox walker in this scenario

[rare pulsar]

I think zealot will get one

[gloomy tartan]

Half percent cleave is pretty good

[teal token]

Ya free for some expedition?

[restive walrus]

That would be cool

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I’m down

[timber elk]

Huh? What makes you say that