general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

She also sold crystals your supposed to shove up in there

Does her company still exist lmao

It’s so absurd

[acoustic pebble]

Funnily, I never been to Detroit

[south valve]

They out of stock or?

[tired sail]

Dude

[south valve]

Asking for a friend

[gloomy tartan]

It was that one blonde actress

I forget

[south valve]

Gwyneth

[tired sail]

Sabrina carpenter?

No, no, too new

[south valve]

However you spell her last name

[acoustic pebble]

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

[restive walrus]

is crowbar good yet?

[dire kayak]

3 more mercer spheres

[south valve]

Started with a p

[acoustic pebble]

I heard she got stabbed

[hard gorge]

is she an actress?

[south valve]

Oh right

[tired sail]

Idk i was guessing lmao

[hard gorge]

Gwyneth Paltro?

[gloomy tartan]

Gey Beth Paltrow

[hard gorge]

Gwyneth Paltrow*

[south valve]

That’s the one

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[tired sail]

there's too many blonde white women these days dude!

[hard gorge]

she got Stabbed? jeez

[tired sail]

Not a complaint

[acoustic pebble]

I know. I'm in hell

[tired sail]

Pfft

[gloomy tartan]

She founded and owns goop and they sold rocks you stick up inside you for health and candles that smell like her coochie

[south valve]

Detroit?

[south valve]

“Psychic vampire repellent spray”

Whatever that is

She sold it

[gloomy tartan]

She sold sticking rocks up inside you for your health

[south valve]

Goop wasn’t really small either

[gloomy tartan]

Crystals to make you stronger when they up yo ass

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Is she just like

Selling her fetish or something?

[hard gorge]

Oh yeah didnt like, Syndey Sweeney start selling soap with a drop of her bathwater in it

time is cyclical

boomers made their own bathwater egirl

[gloomy tartan]

I know amoranth sold her bath water

Idk about Sydney

[south valve]

And Bell Delphine and all that lot

[acoustic pebble]

I bought a school there

[south valve]

Why?

[acoustic pebble]

It was pretty cheap

[gloomy tartan]

Sydney sweeny She made a commercial about pants and ppl said she was saying she had better jeans

[south valve]

What did you do with it?

[nocturne bloom]

because its in detroit

[dire kayak]

1 mercer sphere

[acoustic pebble]

Where do you think I got all my stimms?

[gloomy tartan]

I remember the squatch man soap commercials or whatever with Sydney sweeny

[south valve]

Oh…

Jakka lore…

Goes…

[acoustic pebble]

Don't worry it's still a school

[south valve]

Hard?

Idk

Questioning that one

[acoustic pebble]

Don't bother, even I can't keep up

[dire kayak]

i think i might get the exaction squad

i wont paint all of it but i definitely wanna do an arbites or 2

[acoustic pebble]

Buy an army

[south valve]

You should name one

Idk

Painter or something

[hard gorge]

oh yeah the whole commercial was "shes got good jeans" and obviously a play on the word genes cause shes really pretty

[acoustic pebble]

I want to buy some Cadians and switch the heads to have 1870 Prussian helmets and big mustaches

[gloomy tartan]

Name one wife pusher down stairs McGee

[south valve]

This made me laugh harder than it should

Like a wheeze laugh

[hard gorge]

but the optics of having a blonde haired blue eyed woman as "Good genes" with historical context made it kinda weird. I dont think it was supposed to be some fascist thing but it def wasnt recieved well

[gloomy tartan]

He’s the 7th wife pusher

A long blood line

[south valve]

Oh

[hard gorge]

i do feel bad for her if her agents keep booking her for weird shit though, i wonder if thats intentional

[acoustic pebble]

That's how the wedding goes

[south valve]

Didn’t think of that

[languid hazel]

I have good genes. If you ignore the entirety of my genes :3

[acoustic pebble]

Instead of walking down the aisle the dad just pushes her down the stairs

[gloomy tartan]

I thought it was a rage bait

Like the jean company dead ass was rage baiting

[hard gorge]

I figured it was like those old carls. Jr commercials

where its just LOOK HOT WOMAN AND GOOD BURGER

but with jeans

[gloomy tartan]

Good old days

Everything was sold next to a woman for no reason other than look boobs buy your product now

[hard gorge]

activates my lizard brain, really

then again i make fun of people who buy gamersups stuff

[gloomy tartan]

I like when lizards start doing push ups

[acoustic pebble]

Tf is gamersups?

[gloomy tartan]

Or sticking out theyre neck fans

[hard gorge]

but in the end its just what sorta flavor of 'big boob woman on product' youre into

[acoustic pebble]

Is that like a creatine?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a cup and flavor powder for water many ppl advertise for it like meat canyon i think right?

[hard gorge]

i think its supposed to be like gatorade powder but instead its energy drinks for gamers

[hard gorge]

its mostly youtubers and big tiddy anime women

[acoustic pebble]

Tf just get a monster

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they have a lot of famous gaming etc ppl on it with they own flavors

[hard gorge]

or yotubers as big tiddy anime woman

[tired sail]

we dont talk about the certain

[gloomy tartan]

You can buy meatcanyons meat flavor

[tired sail]

Tv head guy

[hard gorge]

Monster Energy is for the egirls, gamersups is for the eboys

[hard gorge]

who is he and what did he do?

[acoustic pebble]

Don't let the military hear that

[gloomy tartan]

Monster energy is for security guards or e girls

No other in between

[hard gorge]

im assuming if its a youtuber its probably something to do with kids

[tired sail]

P-Pyrocynical

[gloomy tartan]

Meat canyon has gamer sups flavors and cups

[acoustic pebble]

What did he do?

[hard gorge]

aaaaaaaaaah
man i feel like he could've deflected the whole pyro inflation thing if he just played it straight as a bit

[tired sail]

Well he hasnt done anything specific but let's just say after being falsely exposed he's into "big" people

[hard gorge]

like just playing a full stream with this curvaceous pyro dead straight and thats the whole bit

[tired sail]

True

[acoustic pebble]

...I'm still confused

[dire kayak]

i also suck too much to do skin so they wont be fully painted, but i doubt anyone would notice at the angles i take my pictures at

[gloomy tartan]

So a guy was accused and reacted by revealing his inflation fetish

Is what your trying to say

[hard gorge]

also why does Pyrocynical look like a less assholeish XQC

[tired sail]

Yes

In a nutshell

[grand mural]

[acoustic pebble]

Because he is

[vapid verge]

Anyone else think the enemy spawns are a little wonky after the update?

[gloomy tartan]

I mean lots of animals try to look bigger to defend from threats

[hard gorge]

well he was streaming TF2 and when he did class select Pyro came up and it was big inflation pyro

[jaunty path]

Very

[gloomy tartan]

The gender of pyro is a mystery

[hard gorge]

me when i jelq to look threatening in front of predators

[sour oyster]

yes there are about x10 more roamers all over the places, sometimes in areas where there shouldnt be at all (at spawn, inside elevators, etc)

[tired sail]

Hey as long as the twins dont keep spawning on havoc and ganking me and my friends

[dire kayak]

missus?

[gloomy tartan]

Do you guys think pyro has tits ?

From team fortress

[tired sail]

LMAO

[hard gorge]

THERES NO FLAOVAH WITHOUT SPOAT

[jaunty path]

Yes

[acoustic pebble]

THAYS STILL ROOM IN THA COULDRON IF YER FEELING LOWNLY

[sour oyster]

thats how you know fatshark doesnt play their own game... 2 weeks Malice has patrols the size of Auric and no comment

[hard gorge]

I remember hearing a voice pack for him that sounded like an angry new yorker so thats my headcanon for him

[gloomy tartan]

Idk why the team fortress comunity is so divided on wether or not the pyro has a cooch or a shlooong

[jaunty path]

K E K

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like SO divided

[jaunty path]

Need to argue about something

[hard gorge]

I think he's like a Ken Doll, really. She's all smooth down there

[vapid verge]

Or like when they messed up the range of poxburster explosions

[jaunty path]

Mmm that none pussy 👅

[hard gorge]

null pussy

[tired sail]

BRO

[acoustic pebble]

Nonussy

[hard gorge]

nullussy

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think pyromaniacs light theyre pubes on fire

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Null puss 🙏

[tired sail]

I STILL HOLD MY THEORY THAT SLAANESH CULTISTS HAVE CONTROL OF THIS SERVER 😭

[jaunty path]

I modded my pyro to have boobs so pyro is a woman

[hard gorge]

this is like asking if saturday morning cartoon villians style their pubes into twirly mustaches

the answer is yes

[gloomy tartan]

Also nullusy reminds me of nihilus the fantastic four bug man villan

[grand mural]

no just Khorne

[acoustic pebble]

Hey I just make drugs

[grand mural]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[gloomy tartan]

Like your talking about his bug man cooch

[tired sail]

Well everyone but a few people

[acoustic pebble]

I also teach chemistry

[gloomy tartan]

Anihilus was a bug man from his own dimension he’s strong he’s a fantastic four villan

[sage citrus]

when is the new shop rotation

[hard gorge]

fuck im so upset, this one youtube video I would autoplay in discord voice chats to prank my friends is gone

[tired sail]

Damn i could be young enough to be your son if that's the case 😭

[tired sail]

I realy hope some cool new ogryn outfits are available

[acoustic pebble]

I ain't that old lol

[hard gorge]

it was this "Yanderedev takes you on a date to pizza hut" ASMR roleplay

funny as shit

[sage citrus]

thank god

[tired sail]

Yeah i take it back anyway

[acoustic pebble]

I'm kidding. Thursday probably

[tired sail]

DAMN IT

[acoustic pebble]

Nerd

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine naming a blonde blue eyes child turok

[acoustic pebble]

Id do it

[sage citrus]

yay cant wait still need to wait to be payyed regardless

[tired sail]

N-Nuh uh! 🤓

[gloomy tartan]

What if Sabrina carpenters legal name was revealed to be Turok

Daughter of stone

I wouldn’t be surprised

[hard gorge]

Turok Carpenter wouldn't be too bad of a name

[gloomy tartan]

We’re in the wrong timeline

Anything can happen

[hard gorge]

TUROK, DAUGHTER OF STONE, THE CARPENTER, THE SIREN SONG

[gloomy tartan]

She starts bringing out a T-rex on stage

[hard gorge]

Now he's thinking about me, every night oh...

Isn't that sweet? I guess sooooo

[gloomy tartan]

This is your reminder that turok defeated a fucking glitched out T-800 that developed its own personality and decided to become the god king during the dinosaur times

He destroyed it with straight hands and melee weapons

[tired sail]

is it bad idk who turok is

Better google rq

[acoustic pebble]

Dinosaur hunter

And a badass

[gloomy tartan]

He’s a magic Native American who defeated dinosaurs and racists and aliens

[tired sail]

Ohhh

[gloomy tartan]

He time travels and goes into soace and his mantle is passed down like Batman

[tired sail]

So i see

[hard gorge]

its so kickass

[gloomy tartan]

He’s like a time traveling space traveling magic blood line of native Americans that fight anything

[acoustic pebble]

One of his weapons is called the CEREBRAL BORE

[tired sail]

In some cool au he saved jurassic park fr

[gloomy tartan]

He’s beaten up aliens, dinosaurs, mutants, pirates, robots

You name it

[acoustic pebble]

The Cerebral Bore

Is just...

So awesome

[gloomy tartan]

And it’s like with Batman and Robin if you don’t like turok

There’s a different turok you will like

There’s been hundreds of thousands of different iterations across the generations

So there’s like a younger turok, more angst

[tired sail]

Could he take on the emperor though? (If they were both in their prime)

[gloomy tartan]

There’s old man turok

He would probably be some kinda space marine

He’s like night wolf from mortal kombat kind of

Magic blood line

TheEmperors seed sounds like magic blood line to me

[hard gorge]

The Emperor would fold for a pretty enough elf lady so

lord knows i would

[gloomy tartan]

Eh

[hard gorge]

In this, i am closer to big E than anyone else

[gloomy tartan]

What about sprussy

The trees in tamerial have boobs and shoot bees at you

What’s up with that why are the tree and fire creatures from elder scrolls hot women

[dire kayak]

do i play some zealot or some scum

[gloomy tartan]

But the ice summon is a big golem

[gloomy tartan]

Cops or robbers.

Hey do the krieg even have genders

What with them being test tube baby’s

[warm maple]

I think I only played the gamecube Turok

[gloomy tartan]

There was so many turok gamw a

[sleek harness]

Pysker

[gloomy tartan]

On old consoles

[warm maple]

was

[modest flume]

Gender is irrelevant

[gloomy tartan]

I also only played the GameCube turok and the newer one that came out on Xbox

[modest flume]

They're all meat for the grinder

[gloomy tartan]

How could you say something so brave and so true

[modest flume]

The EMPEROR'S Grinder

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[gloomy tartan]

Now available on the App Store

[dire kayak]

theyre all meat for my tummy

🤤

[gloomy tartan]

Sponsored by games workshop

[hard gorge]

everything in tamriel should be a hot woman

[gloomy tartan]

Not the ice golems

Those don’t have tits

[hard gorge]

Then chisel them

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[hard gorge]

pygamlionmaxx

[gloomy tartan]

Ice golem goes “chisel me”

Sounds dirty Ngl lol

[hard gorge]

Turn your frost atronarch summon into a Galatea-esque statue

[acoustic pebble]

The Nordic women have amazing beards

[modest flume]

Chisel me like one of your French girls

[hard gorge]

as they should

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t know this lore

[acoustic pebble]

Just never ask a Stormcloak what race his gf is

[modest flume]

I feel like I'm on top of the world, Jack

[gloomy tartan]

Allways ask a proud son of Skyrim about his wife

[acoustic pebble]

I ain't holding you

[gloomy tartan]

I think dark elfs are still more racist than nords

[acoustic pebble]

They are

[gloomy tartan]

But it’s hard to decide

Both hate the lizards

[modest flume]

Ok, I'll hold you

[gloomy tartan]

The dark elfs have a clan that’s dedicated to slavering

[river ingot]

The Emperor Protects

[gloomy tartan]

The nords are just racist

I like the dark elfs assassins

[dire kayak]

man i love the thunderhammer

[gloomy tartan]

They have their own completely separate assassin group separate from the dark brotherhood

[rain pilot]

D4C

[modest flume]

I love you

[dire kayak]

boltgun x thunderhammer is such a perfect ship

[rain pilot]

The emperor has
[Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Love Train)]

[formal mortar]

Im walking all alone in the dark in the middle of an empty parking lot

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t get shanked

[formal mortar]

Got my corn tortillas to protect me

[modest flume]

Alone?

No sir

The EMPEROR'S LIGHT shines upon you

[hard gorge]

hint: always pointy ears

[formal mortar]

Its dark tho

[gloomy tartan]

The light in your ass

You can’t see it

But the emperors lighter is there

[formal mortar]

Odd

[twin dirge]

I sniffed the dust of unlimited sneezes

I am dying

[rain pilot]

Tusk act 4

[modest flume]

uh just turn off the sneezes????????????????????????????????????????

[twin dirge]

No

[twin dirge]

I just sent a sexy tree to my friend

[modest flume]

Not true, I don't see anything

[dire kayak]

i should play zealot more i forgot how fun this is

[unkempt iron]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA

SAVED

[rain pilot]

weird way to say a pic of yourself

[modest flume]

It is now true

[twin dirge]

It's a very sexy tree

[rain pilot]

Gaia from GOW 3 is the only sexy tree I know

you could say I got mommy issues

eh?

Eeeeeeeh?

[gloomy tartan]

Uh dude

Spriggans

If you don’t know then oh boy you gon learn lol

[hard gorge]

try full stealth knife zealot

its dishonored but on drugs

[gloomy tartan]

lol knife zealots are funny

They are so fucking hyper

[hard gorge]

Knife zealot is so much fun

[rain pilot]

full choas run huh

[hard gorge]

my favorite thing is just mashing the knife throw when i see a crusher lumbering towards me

[gloomy tartan]

Reminds me of the jockey from left for dead combined with the witch

[wide seal]

How to farm lots of transcendent curios ?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s how knife zealots are

[hard gorge]

"plink plink plink plink plink plink oh hey i got him"

[gloomy tartan]

But they plink really fast

And they run fast as shit

[hard gorge]

i love popping the shroudfield and sprinting behind gunners

or crushers or bulwarks

[dire kayak]

i love the heavy eviscerator

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like oh your actually fucking crazy and just shanking people

[hard gorge]

my go to ranged is the shredder autogun because holy hell does it melt enemies

[modest flume]

Which version?

[gloomy tartan]

I love playing with people who use it

[modest flume]

I love you too

[gloomy tartan]

As a chainsword user it’s like Luigi meeting up with Mario

[hard gorge]

Heavy Eviscerator over thunder hammer, hot take

that thing's cleave FUCKS

[modest flume]

Perfect Strike

[hard gorge]

i love TH but nothing compares to the sheer vroom vroom that is the eviscerator

or when you overhead an elite

split them open like a bag of grain

[gloomy tartan]

Every time I meet a evis user I get happy cuz they synergize good with the Chainsword lmao

[dire kayak]

any of them

[modest flume]

Evis is my go-to weapon for Zealot even into Havoc

It's a fun dueling weapon

[hard gorge]

My tiny veteran uses a chainsword with her VoC build

[gloomy tartan]

The Chainsword and eviscerator annihilate enemies when used togetehr

[modest flume]

Also a slept on boss killer

That shit destroys bosses

[hard gorge]

otherwise its an autogun and big sword for the ork vibes

[gloomy tartan]

Chainsword and inf las gun here

Cuz I’m based

[hard gorge]

I made a tiny ass vet with the steel legion coat cause i headcanon her as "Armageddon's smallest ork hunter"

i got into a match with like 3 ogryns so it was fighting with dudes 3 times the height of her

[modest flume]

All my human sized characters are max height because I'm tall

Also authentic head bumping experience

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a little tal not alot I think?

[dire kayak]

i love it when my team is being held back by a wall of gunners and shotgunners and i charge in with my thunderhammer and shroudfield and maul them all

[modest flume]

[hard gorge]

the zealot charge is objectively the best zealot ability because of the dopamine hits

[hazy kestrel]

I SHALL REDEEM THEE! is my favorite.

Male Agitator is best zealot

[tawdry edge]

2025 Anaconda movie: 11/10 would recommend

absolute cinema

[modest flume]

Bring back 100% rending

[regal jasper]

100%

[modest flume]

You spelt Fanatic wrong

[dire kayak]

zealot victory poses are SO FIRE

[hazy kestrel]

Fem fanatic is nice

[dire kayak]

i love fem judge

[hazy kestrel]

Male fanatic is for when I decide to become Mr. Clean.

[modest flume]

HIS LIGHT BE UPON YE

PRAISE HIS NAME

[dire kayak]

FOR THE BENEFICENT EMPEROR!!!!!!!

[dire kayak]

i always use charge with heavy eviscerator

[modest flume]

I love Scottish accents and Fanatic is such an archtypical "fire and brimstone" Zealot in the truest sense of the term

FS really did a great job with casting

[azure cobalt]

Have no Fear GoldShip is here!

[twin dirge]

THIS TIME IM
MISTAKEN
FOR HANDING YOU A HOG WORTH CRANKIN

[dire kayak]

YAAAAYYYYY

[modest flume]

Phew, thank the Emperor you're here!

[azure cobalt]

Yes I will save each and everyone of you!!

[modest flume]

My hero! What can I do to repay such a tremendous feat?

[dire kayak]

nearly 300k heretic kills

[modest flume]

I think I'm at 2 mil heretic kills

[marsh iris]

300k heretics eated

[azure cobalt]

3 mil Heretics Dropped Kick

[dire kayak]

2 games in a row ive been launched off the edge by a poxburster

[hazy kestrel]

What map?

Clandestium Gloriana I assume?

[dire kayak]

first one was the uhh

i forgot its name but its the first boss mission

and the second was rolling steel

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[dire kayak]

i think i might just suck at shoving poxbursters

i usually charge into them fearless so

[twin dirge]

You're telling me a crab gooned in this rag?

[marsh iris]

edgeburster

hmm sounds different

[twin dirge]

I edgeburst sometimes

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

ever since the incident i havent been able to

[marsh iris]

😔 someday your edgeburst will be fixed

[twin dirge]

I had a guy come in and I asked his birthday cuz he was buying nicotine, he said and I quote "six seven eighty seven"

And my ass hit the gnarliest Vietnam flashback stare ever

Ion even think he did it on purpose

But fuck

[marsh iris]

6️⃣ 7️⃣
🫴 🫴

[hazy kestrel]

[rocky radish]

Pure heresy

[hazy kestrel]

“Veterans call it that thousand yard stare.” is an interesting art piece

[twin dirge]

Garut no

You'll summon the warp unto us

[acoustic pebble]

Saw it on a book about Pelilieu

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[marsh iris]

it's too late! gets succed into the warp

[acoustic pebble]

Read it. Pretty spooky shit

[twin dirge]

Can y'all blame Tarzan for losing his shit after living with monkeys all his life

She was a baddie

[tawdry edge]

okay

[acoustic pebble]

Very true

[tawdry edge]

darktide chat

my gf just said she doesnt like the incredibles

should i kill her

[acoustic pebble]

Dude never thought to run into another human

[regal jasper]

what

wdym

[dire kayak]

kill me

[acoustic pebble]

No. Just keep making Incredibles references

[dire kayak]

[twin dirge]

Slaughter her

[regal jasper]

GUYS

STOP

[tawdry edge]

y

[regal jasper]

o fuck

[tawdry edge]

considering

[acoustic pebble]

Every time you go in the closet, just be like "Where is my super suit?!"

[dire kayak]

sadness

[regal jasper]

dont do that baby

[tawdry edge]

[tawdry edge]

what happen

[twin dirge]

Are you the one who doesn't know what an incredible is?

[regal jasper]

perhaps?

[modest flume]

Mabye I'm blind but..

I don't see any sauce

[twin dirge]

Get slaughtered

[regal jasper]

WHY?

[twin dirge]

Woe, trapper upon ye

[regal jasper]

its just my opinion 😭

[twin dirge]

Woe, poxburster upon ye

[regal jasper]

i dont deserve that

[twin dirge]

How dare you not have a super suit

[tawdry edge]

SEVEN THOUSAND FUCKING PIGEONS

[dire kayak]

ive never seen incredibles

[tawdry edge]

EAT HER

[twin dirge]

WHAT THE FUCK

[regal jasper]

shut up

[tawdry edge]

🐦

[rocky radish]

It's not that great. Like... It's fine

[tawdry edge]

its peak you should watch it

[marsh iris]

its 2004

[twin dirge]

Goober we're gonna watch the Incredibles together

All 3 of em

[marsh iris]

24 years ago

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

no wait sorry 22

[modest flume]

Rise of the Underminer?

[tawdry edge]

you know whats kinda funky

[regal jasper]

dont watch

[tawdry edge]

the third one isnt on disney+

[regal jasper]

its kinda boring

[dire kayak]

explain

[dire kayak]

ill hear you out

[tawdry edge]

she doesnt know ball

[marsh iris]

not even shrek?

[brazen scaffold]

saw an armored pox hound in a normal mission earlier today

[tawdry edge]

what

[dire kayak]

theyre spawning normally

[regal jasper]

shut up

[rain pilot]

i want to game

[regal jasper]

im not that stupid

[dire kayak]

but eventually the pack master will come

[regal jasper]

im not like you 😭

[brazen scaffold]

yeah why

[tawdry edge]

alrigh thats too far

[twin dirge]

HONEY, WHERES MY SUPER SUIT

[marsh iris]

you guys didnt even watch casper?

[dire kayak]

i guess to prepare people for the pack master

[dire kayak]

i ate it

[brazen scaffold]

they explicitly said they were relegated to the new mode and that they wouldn't spawn without the boss if I remember correctly

[tawdry edge]

repent

[regal jasper]

its the truth

[tawdry edge]

spit it up

nYYYOW

[dire kayak]

NEVER >:3

[dire kayak]

eats the brick

[tawdry edge]

how did you do that

[dire kayak]

:3

[regal jasper]

But I still love you after all of this

[acoustic pebble]

I just came back from watching the Supersuit clip

[tawdry edge]

[tawdry edge]

absolute peak

[dire kayak]

i have a newfound love for the purgation flamer

[marsh iris]

https://klipy.com/gifs/poop-blast

incredibles

[modest flume]

Monsieur Incredible!

[regal jasper]

what?

[tawdry edge]

flames your hair

[fair bridge]

ok done with hw

[robust flower]

i just had a match with 3 psyker teammates

easiest match the entire time ive had this game

everything around us just died instantly

[dire kayak]

AAAAAUUUGAAAAGHHH

[fair bridge]

how tf do i only have 60 gigs left on my hard drive

[tawdry edge]

skill issue

[gloomy tartan]

Do you have gigabytes of memes?

[fair bridge]

i'm running windirstat right now to see what's taking up all the space

probably my movies

[gloomy tartan]

Movies will do that

Videos take so much memory on my phone n shit

[fair bridge]

well even with movies and tv shows i should have like 700gb left over

[tawdry edge]

why are you keeping them downloaded after watching them tho

[gloomy tartan]

It feels good to own things

[fair bridge]

sometimes i like sitting down and watching the rocketeer again

or dog day afternoon

[gloomy tartan]

I never watched either of those

[tawdry edge]

ur weird

[fair bridge]

the rocketeer is peak

so is dog day afternoon

[gloomy tartan]

I should watch them

[tawdry edge]

dawg day

[dire kayak]

im playing zealot

heavy eviscerator is sob ased

[regal jasper]

stop typing here

gimme attention

[regal jasper]

ok

[delicate vapor]

Bought some Buldak noodles

Ohh I’m boutta destroy this food up

[delicate vapor]

Where’s my nitro

[dire kayak]

thats gonna be me to my trash can in 15 minutes

[fair bridge]

does this to you x10000000000000000000000000000

[tawdry edge]

buy it yourself YOU USELESS FUCK

[regal jasper]

[regal jasper]

explain yourself

[tawdry edge]

why

[gloomy tartan]

You guys remember the lost three stooges member?

[fair bridge]

you're learning

[gloomy tartan]

Shemp

[tawdry edge]

you were the one who gave me the vencord suggestion

[fair bridge]

vencord's so peak

[dire kayak]

whats vencord?

[fair bridge]

discord client

[tawdry edge]

better discord butbetter

[marsh iris]

buhole

[fair bridge]

it's pretty lightweight but much more customizable

[dire kayak]

discord but hole

[regal jasper]

@tawdry edge im always watching you

[tawdry edge]

[regal jasper]

dont do anything wrong

[dire kayak]

literally me

[fair bridge]

[tawdry edge]

its kinda mid but at least its very lightweight

[fair bridge]

ur fuckin mid

[tawdry edge]

[tawdry edge]

mean.,,,

[delicate vapor]

Nope

I’m not spending my $5

[tawdry edge]

can you give me 10 dollars to buy a black library book

[gloomy tartan]

Poor shemp

[dire kayak]

i caught you trying to take my books,,,,

ill get you back for this

[tawdry edge]

no....,.,.,.

i want to buy black library book but theyre 60 bucks on my currency

[regal jasper]

🙄

[dire kayak]

hmmmm,,,,

[delicate vapor]

Just pirate

[tawdry edge]

GW did a sweep some books are like impossible to pirate unironically

[delicate vapor]

Or ask Sanguine for it

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

but i also want to buy it unironically so i can have it saved on the black library app

im not buying physical ever again

im buying digital

[delicate vapor]

Hm

[dire kayak]

i like reading physical books

[tawdry edge]

problem is theyre 10 bucks each and thats 60 bucks on my currency

[twin dirge]

I like reading

[tawdry edge]

so do i problem is my bookshelf is full i dont have any space left for new books

xd

[regal jasper]

dm!!

[twin dirge]

I don't have chud funds rn or I'd offer lmao

[dire kayak]

im reading fall of cadia

if i can read all of fall of cadia ill reward myself by getting the archmagos draykavak mini

[tawdry edge]

[tawdry edge]

i should read it so i can smile at cadians being miserable

i fucking hate them

goddamn vermin

[twin dirge]

I always keep a few bucks squirreled away for friends

[tawdry edge]

gotta force myself to finish false gods tho

[dire kayak]

i just read fall of cadia because its a good book

[twin dirge]

I should read 40k books

[tawdry edge]

can we be friends then

[river ingot]

[delicate vapor]

No

30k

[twin dirge]

We already are no?

[delicate vapor]

Yeah Lynx owes me 300 roux

[dire kayak]

buys tons of minis
"sorry i dont have enough money for the game you want me to get sorry"

[twin dirge]

Darktide are all my friend

[tawdry edge]

didnt have you added for some reason tho

[tawdry edge]

since when

[twin dirge]

Real

[delicate vapor]

Since we both were cats 1000 years ago

[dire kayak]

you owe me an eisenhorn book,,,,

[twin dirge]

I mean more so I'm just friends with everyone

[dire kayak]

i watched you eat it

[tawdry edge]

nuh uh

[dire kayak]

NOOOOOOOOO

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i played satisfactory for 8 hours straight and already feel like playing more fuck my life

[twin dirge]

I wanna play satisfactory

[dire kayak]

i have satisfactory

its so based

[nocturne bloom]

During covid I had a record of 57 hours in shitass fallout 76

I was professionally rotting back then

[dire kayak]

i have a lot of free time because im medically advised not to move around a bunch until my injury heals

[nocturne bloom]

I ended up waking up one day and realizing how worthless I felt, got my license and immediately went around asking for work after I left the dmv with my temp permit

[nocturne bloom]

Yea, for a while I didnt want work because id lose my health insurance

id make too much money and they'd cut me off so I had to find a good job. I have state employee insurance now so as long as i hold the job...

[modest flume]

Genuinely fun FPS open world factory building sandbox

[twin dirge]

I own it

[dire kayak]

i play it all the time

[twin dirge]

It's not crossplay between PC and console tho

So I can't play with le goob

[twin dirge]

Fuckin, get friend requested loser

[modest flume]

No, you

[twin dirge]

[dire kayak]

fuckkkk i need storage upgrades in dredge

time to go dredging

[twin dirge]

I like dredge

[tired sail]

[twin dirge]

I can play dredge on my phone I should start bringing my Xbox controller

[dire kayak]

remember to describe it as a cozy fishing game to anyone who hasnt heard of it

and not what it actually is

[winged swift]

Notice how they only drop aquila events when the new classes came out? So scummy💩

[modest flume]

Who up dredging they wedge

[dire kayak]

ughhhh i forgot where to get refined metal

someone tell me

[silver rapids]

what aquila event

[astral basin]

Brother, if that’s the scummiest thing you’ve seen in marketing I’ve got bad news for you

[somber stream]

I woke up this morning, drenched in sweat. A nightmare occured.

I was taken to a restaurant, ordered a hot serve of Ramen. It was brought to me on a PLATE, along side those slim metal Korean chopsticks

[dire kayak]

on a plate is so wild

[winged swift]

They did one each both when hive scum and robocop came out

[somber stream]

Plated ramen, may its existence never come to be

[astral basin]

Was your broth in a separate bowl?

[somber stream]

No it was in the plate as well

[marsh iris]

at least is plate, not on the table

[somber stream]

I'm interested in the history of those Korean chopsticks now, how they came to be. Do Korean love hurting themselves so much while eating

[tawdry edge]

and when you asked for a diet coke, they didnt have pepsi...
they had....
light dr pepper

[somber stream]

Tragic

Was never fond of Dr pepper

[tawdry edge]

we dont have dr pepper in brazil

[winged swift]

Cherry Dr pepper slurpee=best

[tawdry edge]

so i cant say if its good or bad

[dire kayak]

i like doktor pepper

[winged swift]

non slurpee drp=💩

[tawdry edge]

doktor disable my pain inhibitors

[dire kayak]

as you command magos (i forgot the next line )

[formal mortar]

Blue is best

[twin dirge]

I like coffee

[gloomy tartan]

You know how people propose with rings ?

[dire kayak]

i hate coffee

[mystic fossil]

why is havoc genuinely ball crushhing now?

[gloomy tartan]

What if you proposed to someone with a sword

[twin dirge]

I'm gonna momma bird coffee into your mouth and you're gonna like it

[formal mortar]

If your flavor of slurpee is not a color its not good

[dire kayak]

[gloomy tartan]

Purple stuff is a good flavor

[twin dirge]

Exactly

[gloomy tartan]

Aki feed them the purple stuff

[dire kayak]

sometimes i realize im drinking black chemical sludge called dr pepper as my daily drink

then i keep drinking it because it tastes good

[gloomy tartan]

You know some people eat coffie that a animal crapped out

[twin dirge]

I drink brown sludge called coffee

[gloomy tartan]

Coffee beans flavored by ass

Or was that just from that one movie with Morgan freeman

Was that just a Hollywood thing?

[formal mortar]

Kopi luwak

I think thats what it is

[marsh iris]

civet cat poop coffee

[somber stream]

Delish

[gloomy tartan]

Like bro

[somber stream]

But unethical

[gloomy tartan]

You could get any animal to eat coffees beans

Like what’s the point

You could just eat coffee beans

Why do you need to marinate it up inside a animal

Just make coffee normal

I like how they make coffee heating it with sand that’s interesting

[somber stream]

Coffee beans processed by that specific animal give a different aroma and taste

[gloomy tartan]

You know about them making coffee with the heat from the sand ?

Was interesting random thing I seen on YouTube

[somber stream]

Oh Turkish coffee?

[gloomy tartan]

Mayb?

[somber stream]

Mighty good, that

[gloomy tartan]

I focused on the way they made it

Not the land around them

It looked cool as hell

Like the steps

It’s not just put hot metal in sand

[twin dirge]

Popularize turning on the homies for the bit

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean turning on?

[gloomy tartan]

You mean Betraying the homies right?

Right?

[winged swift]

whats worse than coffee is coffee people. The crazy ones who have to have their coffee very unrealisticly specific and literally cant function until they get it. Almost as bad as meth addicts😂

[gloomy tartan]

Okay I got one

[main zephyr]

lol

[gloomy tartan]

You find the ideal partner

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[main zephyr]

i just drink it without anything in it

[gloomy tartan]

But they take coffee enemas

[twin dirge]

Mfw I drink canned coffee daily

[main zephyr]

but i stopped drinking it a long time ago i only do now when i visit family

[dire kayak]

if i get the exaction squad

[gloomy tartan]

Deal breaker or no?

[dire kayak]

should i post them

[gloomy tartan]

People drink coffee up they butts

[gloomy tartan]

Post all the cool miniatures

[twin dirge]

Do it

Do it now

[gloomy tartan]

Aki would you raise a gorilla

[winged swift]

It wont let me emote react you🤷

[gloomy tartan]

There’s so many…

[winged swift]

Yep definitely alot of weirdos here

[nocturne bloom]

Aw ty

[somber stream]

So Korean's flat design for their chopsticks dated back to how they eat, one bowl of rice and 3 gorillion side dish, oftenly wet and slippery

[marsh iris]

its normal here

[dire kayak]

meow

[nocturne bloom]

Now who wants a garand ping

[marsh iris]

wet and slippery

i sometimes stab wet and slippery things with my chopstick

[somber stream]

The metal, is because royalties back then test for poison with silver chopsticks, it later became a trend among peasants to immulate this experience via all sort of metal

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

(not) me

[nocturne bloom]

Strike party 10 looks like a good garand ping Jumpscare

[astral basin]

Hate it when taco bell gives me old food and forgets the saice

[marsh iris]

whats the point the sauce comes out instantly

[astral basin]

So says you

[delicate vapor]

aco bell

[fair bridge]

co bell

[marsh iris]

laxabell

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[fair bridge]

we're burning garut fucking alive tomorrow

[somber stream]

Henlo

[nocturne bloom]

Closest taco bell to me is almost an hour

[somber stream]

Taco Chewsday

[fair bridge]

i think i'm gonna hook up my ps3

[astral basin]

I read a “with” in that sentence

Needless to say i was concerned

[nocturne bloom]

You can look up jet engine videos if you wanna hear one that bad

[fair bridge]

someone didn't replace the thermal paste in theirs!!!!!

rookie mistake

[nocturne bloom]

I stopped buying Playstations after 2

[fair bridge]

oh yeah you're like 40

[nocturne bloom]

Im 21

[fair bridge]

my bad grandpa

[astral basin]

Thats how my duos xbox one went
Was attempting to achieve lift off

[nocturne bloom]

Its called growing up poor

[fair bridge]

a likely story

we will send nuclear bombs to your home

[nocturne bloom]

Even tho random ass ps2 games go hard

[fair bridge]

yeah

i badly want to patch up a launch ps3

[astral basin]

Can confirm. My old man still had a gamecube and nes when i was growing up

[nocturne bloom]

I have a ps2 slim as well

Its like

[fair bridge]

slims are sick

[nocturne bloom]

As thin as a paper plate

[fair bridge]

beautiful engineering

so simple

the fat ps2 was incredibly annoying

looked cool but taking it apart sucks

[somber stream]

PS2's design is timeless

[marsh iris]

PS2 legend

[somber stream]

Ps3 looks like a generic Sony music player

4 looks like something Steam would design

5 is just... Kaiba

[river ingot]

can we get the ps6 looking like something hellish and demonic? it would fit the writing of the games industry lately

after the gabe cube changes how we use c omputers

[somber stream]

Kinda want a GabeCube ngl

[nocturne bloom]

Bring it to work in a backpack

[astral basin]

My old man got a 360 about 2 years after his buddies got ahold of the ps3

[nocturne bloom]

360 was a different time man

Miss playing horde on gears 3 on a cold ass winter morning

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

i think

[fair bridge]

21 huh

[nocturne bloom]

Do you want to see my ID

[fair bridge]

yes

I Can Be Trusted With Identification

[gloomy tartan]

No uncs around

?

Dam

[marsh iris]

stil alive

[somber stream]

We're all young here

Fellow youngsters

[gloomy tartan]

There should be a unc around at all times

To explode if needed

Can’t blow up the young

[dire kayak]

does your name happen to be discord?

[astral basin]

Hmmm…

Licht is giving old

[somber stream]

Impossible

@marsh iris Tell them how young i am

[marsh iris]

younger than me

[nocturne bloom]

I usually show people my pistol permit instead of my ID

[astral basin]

I get too many talking about digital id

[fair bridge]

my name is jeanne la pucelle and i have been chosen by god to deliver you the crown of france

[fair bridge]

good effort now let's see paul allen's ID

[astral basin]

Theyre just asking for an officer to go through that phone istg

[dire kayak]

my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die

[marsh iris]

where are the millenials

[nocturne bloom]

Tik tok

[somber stream]

US tech corpos has been lobbying Chat control into Europe, luckily EU parliament voted no on the 1.0

If the 2.0 is also axed then we will see no ID requirement for Discord

[twin flower]

Instagram

[white furnace]

good to know

[somber stream]

Except for UK, of course

[white furnace]

thought they changed that

[marsh iris]

never had toktok account

[nocturne bloom]

Good

[marsh iris]

i killed a bunch of them in darktide though

[twin flower]

Better

[marsh iris]

[visual vortex]

filthy UK for supporting that

[somber stream]

If Chat control 2.0 go through and discord do indeed require a scan to access however, i bid you all farewell

[nocturne bloom]

Yall ever find a month old bag of chips and just start munching on that shit

[white furnace]

With you on that one

[visual vortex]

i dont think anyone is sticking around

[somber stream]

You'd be surprised

[marsh iris]

same

ive unsubbed since that shitstorm

[visual vortex]

sometimes i forget lobotomites stink up the world

[white furnace]

i mean it depends how invested the person is in discord as a whole. If its tied into a streamer then....ya know

[nocturne bloom]

Bro why did you say shit you summoned missus

[twin dirge]

Everyone's gonna move to different apps

[gloomy tartan]

App deez nuts

Gottem

[dire kayak]

i dont even know where ill go

[gloomy tartan]

🔥

[dire kayak]

[twin flower]

Mallow has mentioned some suggestions before I think

[river ingot]

FORUMS ARE BACK BBY

[nocturne bloom]

Hahaha lemme get that number

[astral basin]

Cyber security laws baffle me ngl
Like, the extent of restrictions they attempt to implace

[whole glade]

SPAS CONFIRMED IN TC

[gloomy tartan]

The government wants to control when you get ass

[astral basin]

Also. I spent 130 on a single model set and some paint
I am. Mortified

[marsh iris]

oh shit

[twin flower]

Spas the gun?

[whole glade]

yesss

[twin flower]

Or space

Ohh

[gloomy tartan]

Spazz 12

[twin flower]

Neato

[marsh iris]

lets go to reddit guys

[astral basin]

Its spelled Spaz, and its pronounced “trench sweeper”

[twin flower]

Could you tell me about Carcass Front Idk shit about it

[nocturne bloom]

Ew wrong gun

[gloomy tartan]

Wasn’t the spazzzzzzzzzzz in terminator 2

[astral basin]

We are ignoring Sam and Dean for this one

[whole glade]

basically, naval raiders, and a holy lepers are dukin it out for the big ahh snake from bibble

lepers want to eat the big demon noodle

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what would you guys do if someone sent you a yassafied picture of a gun

[whole glade]

the heretics wat to to worship it and make it powerful

[twin flower]

really? why

[whole glade]

it was in the bible that people ate the big snake

[dire kayak]

i ate a gun once

[twin flower]

Huh

[whole glade]

nuh uh

[astral basin]

Too damn bad

[whole glade]

im hella autisic for TC man :[

i need to paint my warbands

[marsh iris]

spas-12 is pretty iconic since half life

[whole glade]

and bo2

[gloomy tartan]

It looks neat when the stocks folds up ontop of itself

Gives it a unique outline

[whole glade]

thats akshully the art too

[marsh iris]

the shape of it 🫦

[simple orchid]

Question for the expedition gamemode, does the amount of tech remnants u get change per difficulty?

[whole glade]

i wish i could post in gen

[simple orchid]

Or does it not matter at all

[gloomy tartan]

Gives it a big back

We love big back spas 12 shotgun

[marsh iris]

spas booty

[astral basin]

Im still livid tho.
Bought. 2 cans of primer, 7(?) little bottles of paint
And an immortals box
For 130$
I didnt even get the thing of glue

[twin flower]

highway robbery

[gloomy tartan]

They basically called you a bitch and grabbed your ass

[twin dirge]

I already do that

Why would he pay someone

For what I do for free

[marsh iris]

😬

sounds paintful

[twin dirge]

Sounds like id commit arson

[marsh iris]

real and true

[gloomy tartan]

That glue was promised to you 40k years ago

But in the future there is no glue

[dire kayak]

i dont think you need 2 cans of primer

[gloomy tartan]

Only war

Missus showed up again aw shit

[dire kayak]

we love missus

[astral basin]

They were “different colors”
One was wraithbone, the other metallic

[twin flower]

But does she love us? I think not

[gloomy tartan]

Missus robbed my governer back in 2002

[twin flower]

she'd sooner eat one of us

[gloomy tartan]

Is that cannon?

I never played the game

[dire kayak]

id recommend iron warriors and chaos black personally

[twin flower]

I mean

[gloomy tartan]

Is that what happens to those characters missus?

I never played undertale

[jaunty path]

they get along real well telling eachother really bad puns

[dire kayak]

im gonna hold your hand while i tell you this

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t hold me im cadian

[astral basin]

Im wanting an ashy exoskeleton and a light neon purple energy color for my skele bois

[dire kayak]

i seee

[jaunty path]

not canonically

[dire kayak]

so the metallic one is a good choice

[gloomy tartan]

I thought you were going to just say yes and troll me lol

[jaunty path]

id never lie 2 u

[gloomy tartan]

See that makes me fearful

[astral basin]

Im a fan of the silver march aspect
I just. Barely know color theory.
My elementary school had like. 2 art classes we attended

[gloomy tartan]

I like blue

[dire kayak]

dont worry youll learn quick doing minis

trial and error is a good teacher

[gloomy tartan]

Soace marines are blue

Cadians are green

[twin flower]

uhh, not all of them

[astral basin]

I wish the store had a separate nid starter box
They had strictly blues and boths

[gloomy tartan]

Shut up you

[twin flower]

I will not

[astral basin]

Maybe i should visit the other store next time
Destroy my wallet