general-chat

[fast cosmos]

Big surprise.

[vernal verge]

That is what I thought but there are tons of necromunda models they can use for scum

[fair bridge]

true, but it's always been a matter of getting approval from GW

you may be right about them stockpiling assets but i think it's literally just GW again

[visual vortex]

Pretty sure they're the reason the hive scum trailer was so iffy too

[graceful hamlet]

GW staring at the royalties they could be earning as Fatshark flops around.

[south valve]

No idea what could have possibly been wrong with it

[visual vortex]

Drug use

And glorification

[south valve]

I guess

I don't think GW cares about that too much?

[visual vortex]

Which is why the only representation of it is in the dark and in the far back

[vernal verge]

Yeah, my guess for the trailer is that YouTube forced them to drop stim use

[modest flume]

Drugs are bad, and if you do drugs, you're bad, so don't do drugs cuz they're bad, m'kay?

[tired steeple]

actually it's a UK thing

[south valve]

that would make sense

[south valve]

how so?

[visual vortex]

They dont want their citizens represented to a global audience so accurately

[modest flume]

Who up scumming they hive rn

[green vector]

me

[south valve]

I'm lerving the sex rn

[delicate summit]

Trying expedition for the first time and I’m already getting grouped with people who don’t know how to play

😭 😭 😭 😭

[visual vortex]

Once you get to the 2nd area it gets easier

[delicate summit]

We lost btw

Like bro

How

That is if people don’t hold you back and just go off getting themselves killed

[visual vortex]

Let them get killed

[delicate summit]

Ok

[visual vortex]

They want to break coherency let them die

[delicate summit]

And lose everything

[visual vortex]

Yes

[south valve]

Idk how, but expeditions just kills people's understanding of the game

[visual vortex]

People arent used to avoiding enemies

[south valve]

True

[modest flume]

Because your average pubber doesn't get the game

[visual vortex]

Im a pubber

[south valve]

but istg

[visual vortex]

I get the game

[graceful hamlet]

Just kill all the enemies anyways

[modest flume]

Well you're not average

[south valve]

I've seen people talking their time, looking around corners for items, when there 30 SECONDS LEFT

[delicate summit]

Makes no sense

😭

[green vector]

im fucking goated on the sticks ngl

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[visual vortex]

"They're gone, listen for gunfire."
-some cultist after they lose you from the safe zone

[modest flume]

Pics or didn't happen

[visual vortex]

Not accurate but it's along that line

[delicate summit]

Let’s try this again

[tired steeple]

is it normal to consistently just lose auric and damnation right at the end

[delicate summit]

Hopefully it won’t happen the second time

[graceful hamlet]

They can’t listen if they’re all dead

[dire kayak]

do i get the saturnine terminator squad or wait until i can get the saturnine praetor

[visual vortex]

Also killing enemies constantly increases their aggressiveness and intensity

[tired steeple]

I've had like 8 games where I got to extraction and then a trapper gets one of us, then a hound gets the other, then the other two die

[graceful hamlet]

Good, more things to kill

[visual vortex]

The start and end for me are always the hardest parts

[modest flume]

"Mootash Pharg" - Every cultist

who up mootashing they Pharg rn

[tired steeple]

it's why I took a break for the game

then I came back and it happened again

so I just went back to hd2 for a bit

[modest flume]

I'll hold your hand

[dire kayak]

i wanna get a saturnine terminator squad but the magma stuff on the pauldrons look really hard

eh you never learn if you never try

[modest flume]

It is only through pain that we can have true pleasure

[dire kayak]

plus its more opportunities to try my plasma technique

[south valve]

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

YOU CAN DO IT

[tired steeple]

I've also been way too into rdr2

[visual vortex]

Very slaanesh talk

[south valve]

I'm watching my friend play it rn

[modest flume]

Slaanesh? I hardly knew 'er!

[graceful hamlet]

Me with Mount and Blade Warband mods

[tired steeple]

I gotta play bannerlord

there's some warhamemr fantasy mods

I put a good like 80 hours into warsword conquest

I wanna try the bannerlord one though

[modest flume]

Me with Star Wars Interworlds mod for X4

That shit is like EaW on crack

[visual vortex]

The best starsars character is the buff stormtrooper in the hot tub

[graceful hamlet]

Probably gonna take awhile for them to get it to a peak state. Then again they have more places to pull models from nowadays

[modest flume]

Incorrect

It's the gonk droid

[visual vortex]

Is that a Glup Shitto?

[graceful hamlet]

Soon it will be the buff Hutt

[tired steeple]

I tried medieval dynasty

I think it;s

boring

[modest flume]

It's more of an Eekum Bookum

[visual vortex]

A what?

That's new

[zenith merlin]

i made a new deadsider faction OC they're called the deadsider vultures and they're bald like vultures with mining equipment and have an odd number of arms

[tired steeple]

what's deadsder

[visual vortex]

I think the expedition faction at the safe sones

[tired steeple]

oh yeah

[visual vortex]

The ones that worked with the mechanicus

[delicate summit]

Yeah it totally worked out way better

[tired steeple]

glory to the 4 armed emperor

[sleek harness]

Magos

Just the fourth person I was looking for

Wait hold on

@tired steeple

Just the fourth person I was looking for

[delicate vapor]

[candid stratus]

Shoutout to the LGBT+ community, it doesnt matter if you are Lesbian, Gay, Black or Trans, theres a spot for everyone on ny strike team.

[void lark]

Except ogryns

[candid stratus]

My, even

[visual vortex]

Woke up half the servers with that

[candid stratus]

Ogryns are part of the +

[dire kayak]

i mean to be fair
i thought i would do the flames on the twin lances really badly but it turned out pretty well

[visual vortex]

Lettuce garlic bacon tomato

[dire kayak]

so maybe it wont be as hard as i think

[tired steeple]

I'm not able to play rn sorry

if that's what the ping was for

[candid stratus]

Lettuce Gcheese Bacon Tomato

[dire kayak]

i hate doing fluids in satisfactory so much

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 0.3 METERS HEADLIFT I PUT YOU IN THE PERFECT SPOT

[tired steeple]

I do fluids with yo mama

[sleek harness]

I got ignored by someone named Magos I believe

This is unfortunate

[candid stratus]

Satisfactory is the type of game that makes me doubt if i actually have autism

[dire kayak]

literally same

i played it for 10 hours straight and didnt realize once

[sleek harness]

I have no idea what satisfactory is

Probably it's not that good

[dire kayak]

its a cool as fuck factory game

[sleek harness]

With that name I really doubt it

[dire kayak]

youve never played it

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[sleek harness]

I am taking guesses

If I guess something is bad for me I don't consume it

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Because i saw gameplay

And saw how lame it was

Factorio is better

[limber zealot]

Those games are for people who love organizing shit

[dire kayak]

which is me

[sleek harness]

I love organizing my empire full of slaves in Stellaris

It's so much fun

[visual vortex]

People organize shit?

I just dump things in a chest

[limber zealot]

I live in squalor

[visual vortex]

And scour for things till i find it

[limber zealot]

So definitely not for me

[visual vortex]

It's whatever yknow

Gold next to a pile of elephant shit

It's whatever

🙄

[limber zealot]

If you like Stellaris you might be into those factory games

My dad likes Stellaris and Factorio

[sleek harness]

I never said I didn't liked factory games

I was just trying to rage bait Goober

[visual vortex]

Thank goodness skaven used the soydog

Thought he was loosing control

[sleek harness]

Spelling mistake

[dire kayak]

whyyyy

what i do

[visual vortex]

Get a load in this guy 🫵

[sleek harness]

Who

[modest flume]

Satisfactory is not original but fun, and also notably first person

[sleek harness]

I just needed to balance things out

You know

[modest flume]

Plus it's a Coffee Stain Studios game, genuinely good devs

[sleek harness]

I usually rage bait everyone but you

[acoustic pebble]

I love Kayex. He can make a 15 minute sermon 2 hours long

[dire kayak]

okay thats fair

[dire kayak]

kayex would give a really good bubble bath

dont ask me how

[visual vortex]

Okay

I wont ask

[dire kayak]

very good

[acoustic pebble]

He's been keeping his distance from me.

Apprarantly eating meat is weird to him

[sleek harness]

Who is Kayex again

[acoustic pebble]

It's not my fault my roommate is filled with delicious kidneys

[visual vortex]

The other techpriest

That prgasms in your ear whenever you scan something

[sleek harness]

The badass one?

Yeah

[winged swift]

how do you make emotes bigger?

[sleek harness]

I know him

[sleek harness]

Just post it

[winged swift]

[winged swift]

how come mines so small

[acoustic pebble]

Because I'm special

[winged swift]

pls i need to know how

[jaunty path]

punch her in the face

[acoustic pebble]

Resorting to that?

[tawdry edge]

what

did that man try to call me the f slur

[stark bobcat]

The slur then delete

Lmao

[sleek harness]

Two daemons in chat

[stark bobcat]

The mods can see that

[graceful hamlet]

[jaunty path]

you use stickers

[acoustic pebble]

I saw it too lol

[dire kayak]

who

[winged swift]

not you, the snarky snark

[dire kayak]

ill eat them

[tawdry edge]

still not a good move

[visual vortex]

Oh im bleeding

How'd that happen?

[winged swift]

well nobody likes trolls

[sleek harness]

I stabbed you

Not accidentally

[tawdry edge]

<@&735928989146939404> guy said a no-no word (flur slur abbreviated) and then deleted

[tired sail]

[acoustic pebble]

I bit you

[tired sail]

Uh oh

[visual vortex]

Next time try to make it a lethal hit yeah?

[winged swift]

i wasnt

[sleek harness]

It was lethal

[winged swift]

i was trying to say forget

[dire kayak]

who was it though

[sleek harness]

It had warpstone on the end

[tawdry edge]

triangle man

[dire kayak]

ohhh

[sleek harness]

You probably have cancer now

[tawdry edge]

i have print of the message

[dull geode]

https://klipy.com/gifs/3d-saul-saul-goodman-1

[dire kayak]

"i shouldve never ridden an escooter!!!" cries mangled infant

[winged swift]

yep i was trying to type forget

[tired sail]

Hey guys, is someone using mods or am i generally fucking seeing a level 40 arbite infront of me rn

[sleek harness]

Is this a live execution?

[tired steeple]

welll this'll be funny

let's see how this goes down lmao

[jaunty path]

Cryptid balatro my beloved.

[dull geode]

Alright ill let it off this once because I do wanna bonk Lynx sometimes for being a yapper too

[winged swift]

as in forget it, because i was trying to ask for something nicely but @acoustic pebble was bein a rude troll

[sleek harness]

Missus

[tawdry edge]

damn

[visual vortex]

We all want to

[tired steeple]

they passed the speech check

damn

[jaunty path]

The hating

is

[tired sail]

HAH

[dull geode]

I backed you up once, now the pendulum must swing the other way 😔

[jaunty path]

insane

[acoustic pebble]

Oh please. I'm being a rude shark

[tawdry edge]

HE ADMITTED IT AFTER I ASKED IF IT WAS FOR ME

[regal jasper]

@tawdry edge

[dull geode]

ITS 3 LETTERS ITS HARD TO ASCERTAIN WITHOUT CONTEXT

[tired steeple]

what chapter is this trans marine in

the carcarodons

[tawdry edge]

my warband

[tired steeple]

cara

[dire kayak]

i dont want to

[tired steeple]

carca

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee is the lest favorite user for the wardens confirmed

[tired steeple]

cacadons

[tawdry edge]

ew no i dont like them

[dire kayak]

i like it when lynxie yaps

[tired sail]

Cacadons

[tired steeple]

sharks

[tawdry edge]

theyre smelly

[tired sail]

YES

THE POO POO DONS

[visual vortex]

Carcharodons?

[jaunty path]

chaos probably

[tawdry edge]

[tired steeple]

yeah those thanks ollpheist

I can never remember how to spell that word

[visual vortex]

Np

I couldve said anything

[dire kayak]

youre one of my favourite users though

[visual vortex]

And skmeone wouldve believed it

[tired steeple]

it's also the latin word for shark

[acoustic pebble]

You're thinking the Emperors children

[dull geode]

Anyway the context is a bit muddled so ill let it go this time but

[sleek harness]

Skmeone

[acoustic pebble]

Also why you shit talking me for?

[visual vortex]

Skum

[tired steeple]

emperor's children are eagles

[acoustic pebble]

Wut?

[tired sail]

I'm pretty sure the emperor would fw trans people

[visual vortex]

Nothing dont worry bbg

[tired steeple]

the emperor probably doesn't care

[acoustic pebble]

They would

[sleek harness]

Two kids in the park calling their parents because one called the other "fucker"

[acoustic pebble]

I mean anyone in the Imperium wouldn't mind trans people

[tired steeple]

the only fucker I am is the fucker of yooo mama

[tired sail]

True

[tired steeple]

heh thanks

[tired sail]

NO I WASNT AGREEING

NO

[visual vortex]

"My dad can beat up your dad!"

[sleek harness]

Aquila vs Nategore fight

Who wins

[acoustic pebble]

It's when you start growing horns is when the vibe stops

[dire kayak]

theyre too busy working their 16 hour shift in the foundries to really care

[dull geode]

Theres a Crime book where they literally tell the protagonist they'd lynch his gay brother if he was on another planet, idk why people expect human bigotry to disappear for some reason lol

[tired sail]

True

[winged swift]

more meat always welcome i guess

[visual vortex]

Doesnt Aquila know fencing?

[winged swift]

even if they dont last long

[visual vortex]

I feel like if he does he would have an advantage

[tired sail]

AW MAN

[dull geode]

If theres anything human beings hate more than aliens, its each other

[tired sail]

True

[acoustic pebble]

And too busy to not saying anything that would call them heretics

[dull geode]

just look at this chat

[sleek harness]

Yeah but nategore is supposedly a minotaur from Vermintide 2

[visual vortex]

No we love each other

[tired sail]

Well i dont hate anyone here!

See

[sleek harness]

So he will annoy Aquila to death

[dull geode]

We got an ice dweller in the chat....

[sleek harness]

No

I actually hate you

[visual vortex]

When you guys arent looking

We all hold hands

And get big smiles on pur faces

[tired sail]

We do that one dancing scene from sinners!

[visual vortex]

And we surround the globe

[visual vortex]

Like those library celebrate differences posters

[acoustic pebble]

Greyfax and Celistine disagree

[dire kayak]

purrr

[dull geode]

[jaunty path]

AMONGST US

[tired sail]

She so dapper fr

[jaunty path]

Does anyone like zooble

I like zooble

[sleek harness]

Missus what's your opinion on

[jaunty path]

Zooble.

[tired sail]

Which zooble?

[sleek harness]

Who is Zooble

[jaunty path]

tadc

[dire kayak]

should i eat another one of the 40 thousand warhammers

[sleek harness]

I prefer Jax

[acoustic pebble]

Everyone asking who is Zooble, but not how is Zooble

[tired sail]

I like kinger!

He's just like me fr!

[visual vortex]

Tf is a zooble

[dire kayak]

whys mine thinner than hers

[acoustic pebble]

Aw fuck

[tired sail]

Uh oh

SLAANESH JOKE INCOMING

[tired sail]

[sleek harness]

Zooble is the one with the least issues in the show ngl

[dire kayak]

wuh

[sleek harness]

She is fine

[tired sail]

Oh?

Seems my calculations were incorrect 🤓

[sleek harness]

The Amazing Digital Circus

That one indie series that the fans are cringe

[visual vortex]

Isnt that the show where they said they were going to kill the voice actors and all the fans?

[dire kayak]

ive never watched that

[shell swan]

Anyone know how to deal with error 9999?

[sleek harness]

It's on YouTube

[tired sail]

Dude ok am i tripping why is he actually level 40

HOW

[sleek harness]

You can watch it

[dire kayak]

i think that means havoc level

[tired sail]

Oh

Ah

Speaking of havoc

me and the boys are in for a rough night/evening

[modest flume]

who up leveling they assignment rn

[timber elk]

screeching at the top of his lungs as he swings a chainsword around

[tired sail]

Well not currently

[visual vortex]

Hi lamball

[dire kayak]

eats the chainsword

[tired sail]

but when me and the others are online we're going to do more havoc missions

[timber elk]

My chainsword….

[dire kayak]

:3

[timber elk]

starts jumping around her like yoda swinging a light saber

[winged swift]

oh btw i didnt miss this, thank you for being helpful and not a pos troll like some

[acoustic pebble]

Ragatha is a demon

[winged swift]

but i guess if its not under stickers you cant make it bigger huh?

[acoustic pebble]

Nope

It's as big as it gets

[sleek harness]

The least insane Ragatha hater:

[acoustic pebble]

Have you SEEN the cast play fast food simulator?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[acoustic pebble]

Absolute menace

I'm in love

[sleek harness]

Don't be parasocial now

I prefer old Jakka

[acoustic pebble]

I'M NOT OLD YOU FUCKING RAT!!!

[jaunty path]

over 25 = old

👴

[acoustic pebble]

Look at what you started

[sleek harness]

I meant it in another way

But sure

You old!

[acoustic pebble]

Nah I'm still here fam

[acoustic pebble]

AREN'T YOU OLDER THAN ME?

[sleek harness]

What

[acoustic pebble]

Ye you're like 29 right?

[sleek harness]

Where did you got that information

[dire kayak]

gerson reference

[acoustic pebble]

I got my sources

[sleek harness]

Well it's false

Sad to say it

[acoustic pebble]

Don't be too sad

Just another liar to shank

[sleek harness]

No

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

You can't stop me

[visual vortex]

Sometimes when i get out of beg

Bed

I like to swing my arms wildly

[acoustic pebble]

I do that too

[visual vortex]

Makes me wake up faster

[acoustic pebble]

But only when I'm drinking

[visual vortex]

I do it every morning

Or sometimes

I dorgot

Forgot

[acoustic pebble]

And that's why I'm banned from all the bars in downtown

Except one

Maybe two

[visual vortex]

That isnt good for your liver

[acoustic pebble]

Three if I slide more drugs

[acoustic pebble]

Bars don't affect the liver

The drinks do

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[wary glen]

Hi

[visual vortex]

Hi

[acoustic pebble]

Hello

A newcomer

Wanna do some drugs?

[quaint moss]

how were the dinosaurs

[acoustic pebble]

They enjoyed their time at your mum's hous

[jaunty path]

old

[quaint moss]

mum's hoes

[visual vortex]

Shouldnt beung old be considered past 50?

[acoustic pebble]

I blame you Varlet

[quaint moss]

fr

[visual vortex]

Since that's like half of your life?

[jaunty path]

Hadron is old

[visual vortex]

25 and older is still young

[jaunty path]

u say something an old person said

ur old.

[quaint moss]

im gonna live foeva

[acoustic pebble]

So do you

[jaunty path]

when

[acoustic pebble]

All the time

[sage citrus]

so no new havoc modifiers this refresh

[acoustic pebble]

Old people use those words

Therefore you too are old

[jaunty path]

67

[acoustic pebble]

Yes! Thank you!

[acoustic pebble]

Dayum. Old af

[jaunty path]

skibidi toilet

[glacial shoal]

hey all

how we doing

[acoustic pebble]

Hello dwarf

[glacial shoal]

hello jakka

[jaunty path]

im playing cryptid balatro

[acoustic pebble]

Question. Is 25+ considered old?

[glacial shoal]

no

[acoustic pebble]

HAH! @jaunty path

[glacial shoal]

like mid to late 30s-40s is maybe when you can start getting called old idk

imo

[jaunty path]

25 = old

this is known

[acoustic pebble]

Only to you

[jaunty path]

No its factual sorry to tell you this

old ass

[acoustic pebble]

I'll rob you

[modern elm]

i got dced mid game and now it wont let me join the morningstar anyone else getting server issues

[fair bridge]

spoken like someone who is definitely 25 and OLD

[jaunty path]

fucntional video game at its peak

[fair bridge]

UR OLD MISSUS

[jaunty path]

im 20

[fair bridge]

lies upon lies

[acoustic pebble]

I'll bring your walker

[glacial shoal]

missus being 20 is giving me mental whiplash

[south valve]

I'll be at the funeral

[glacial shoal]

[dire kayak]

me too

[jaunty path]

lmfao

how old did you think i was

[elder merlin]

[acoustic pebble]

Trust a Tithe Rat to escalate lol

[glacial shoal]

how old do you guys think I am

if I haven't said

[acoustic pebble]

22

[elder merlin]

40

[fair bridge]

old brother

[jaunty path]

23

[south valve]

6789

[glacial shoal]

jakka and missus are both technically correct

22 now

23 april 2nd

[fair bridge]

676767676767

[elder merlin]

About tree fiddy

[acoustic pebble]

Hell yeah

[south valve]

I appear to have made a mistake

[acoustic pebble]

Right again

[south valve]

also, die heretic

[fair bridge]

you're all so young

[jaunty path]

yepy

[acoustic pebble]

We*

[fair bridge]

im like 60 something

[elder merlin]

Damn

[fair bridge]

and im 713 pounds

[jaunty path]

can we date

[south valve]

Are you a plague ogryn?

[glacial shoal]

plague ogryn only being 713 pounds seems light

ngl

[fair bridge]

jump on my bellayyyyy

[elder merlin]

[graceful hamlet]

Who up plaguing their Ogryn

[fair bridge]

i'm procrastinating again

[acoustic pebble]

Who isn't?

[fair bridge]

i do not want to know how floating point numbers work mr python teacher sir

i do not give a shit

[acoustic pebble]

Fuckers are everywhere

[acoustic pebble]

What was that cacophony of a sentence?

[dire kayak]

you havent seen my age

[graceful hamlet]

Fatshark should let me replace my melee weapon with another gun

[dire kayak]

but im not telling here

[acoustic pebble]

Floating numbers?

[fair bridge]

its in ur status yeah

[dire kayak]

its not

thats how many days until i can get a t'aunar

[south valve]

Goober's age is how many days until next update

[acoustic pebble]

If "you are what you eat" does that mean cannibals are the only humans?

[dire kayak]

my age depends on which clone you ask

[fair bridge]

being over 21 makes u cool and big brained

[south valve]

"You are what you eat", but I wouldn't say I'm a dick

[acoustic pebble]

Ayo

[fair bridge]

being under 21 means ur already dead from michaelplastic exposure basically

[acoustic pebble]

Oh damn. Rip missus

[dire kayak]

IM NOT AN OLD MAN

[fair bridge]

ur an old woman

[copper olive]

Man the power falchion is so fun, why does everyone call it bad

[fair bridge]

it's not terrible but it's certainly not the best vet has........

[acoustic pebble]

People always call weapons bad when they misuse it

[south valve]

You ate an old man?

[fair bridge]

especially when power sword still kinda clears

[dire kayak]

mini relic blade

[tired wagon]

what mods are breaking game

[dire kayak]

i love eating the elderly

[fair bridge]

ask here https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

[acoustic pebble]

All of them

[south valve]

Eat Missus

[copper olive]

Carpal tunnel simulator is not a weapon I enjoy using

[dire kayak]

they try to beat my away with their walking sticks but theyre already in my mouth

[south valve]

lol

[fair bridge]

skill issue i simply live with the pain

[acoustic pebble]

I wanna go back in the box

[fair bridge]

i havent been able to splay my fingers flat in 3 years

[acoustic pebble]

The box does not judge

It just Hates

[fair bridge]

my haunch grows deeper too

i think this happens to all psyker players

we turn into little goblins

[delicate vapor]

400lbs

[acoustic pebble]

Do drugs

[fair bridge]

im 721 pounds actually

just ate a whole entire chicken

[delicate vapor]

3

[formal summit]

are you an ogryn

[dire kayak]

im like 180-something pounds

[nocturne bloom]

did i ask the right one

[jaunty path]

💍

[dire kayak]

the one youre talking to right now is the real one

[south valve]

I'm £1000

[dire kayak]

so yes

[nocturne bloom]

[dire kayak]

hmmm,,,,

i could buy you

[acoustic pebble]

Bought.

[south valve]

Please

[acoustic pebble]

If I can buy a school, I can buy a person

[dire kayak]

we should start bidding on painted

[south valve]

it's been so long since I've seen my family

[fair bridge]

hey listen im sending you a private message that no one else can see right now, this is the private message: im actually not ginormous please please please please stop sending flowers to my house please

[nocturne bloom]

id win

[formal summit]

Can anyone confirm if they broke the Sienna Orange hair in the hair colour appearance thing? The colour is just black when I select it

[jaunty path]

playing hard to get huh.....

[quaint moss]

do they age like mummy jerky

[delicate vapor]

😮

[jaunty path]

I know you can't fit through the door..

[dire kayak]

they do its amazing

[fair bridge]

i do not associate with ancient women

[jaunty path]

get fatter.

https://tenor.com/view/fat-bigger-pumpkin-weight-gain-eat-gif-168661973483178717

[fair bridge]

say syke

please

[south valve]

weird af flirting going on rn

[nocturne bloom]

keep drinking baileys and youll be the fat one

[dire kayak]

time to look for 39 mercer spheres

[fair bridge]

this is NOT RECIPROCATED

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

I see the potential

[quaint moss]

leave enough old people for the rest of us fr

[south valve]

The lady doth protest too much

[acoustic pebble]

The wedding gonna be a banger tho frrl

[south valve]

I'm gonna wear my fancy arbitrator armour

[acoustic pebble]

I'm going dressed as my Hive Scum

[jaunty path]

I'm coming in with a construction crew.

[quaint moss]

🤠

[fair bridge]

ts is pissing me off i HATE PYTHON

[visual vortex]

I wont

[jaunty path]

How long youve been learning

[quaint moss]

so its more like cat-calling ?_?

[acoustic pebble]

But it's true love playing out

[south valve]

Fr, snakes suck

[visual vortex]

I dont like my last memories of someone being laid in the dirt

[fair bridge]

it's a prereq for my degree, i'm only taking it for this semester and that's it

no more programming

[acoustic pebble]

Just eat the school

[jaunty path]

Theres a lot of guides online

trust me

[fair bridge]

i can do it

[jaunty path]

Wait im thinking of c++

[fair bridge]

it's fine

[quaint moss]

still weird when it comes out of my computer to eat it

[south valve]

How about being set on fire?

[fair bridge]

this unit just sucks

[jaunty path]

but python is the easier ver of c++ im p sure

[visual vortex]

Eh

[south valve]

Yeah

[south valve]

Being shot out of a cannon?

[acoustic pebble]

How about some stimms?

[fair bridge]

i dont have a problem with learning python just the stupid math modules

[visual vortex]

That would be funny

Do that to me

[south valve]

STIMMS. DON'T WASTE 'EM

[acoustic pebble]

We got a live one

[south valve]

stim crate dialogue kinda mid ngl

[acoustic pebble]

Desperado lines are fun

"I'M A GIVER! YOU LOT LOOK LIKE TAKERS!"

[visual vortex]

"STAAAAAART RUNNING ROTTAS!!!"

🗣️🔥

[south valve]

"Like rippy fish in a barrel!"

[acoustic pebble]

"BULLETS FOR EVERYONE!!"

[south valve]

"MOVE."

[visual vortex]

Both bounty hunter and heavy ogryn have the best lines in the game imo

"Rattle and Roll!"

[acoustic pebble]

I like the Bounty Hunters voices

[visual vortex]

Only reason i play ogryn and run gunlugger is for that line

[south valve]

"QUAIL, BLOCKFODDER."

[acoustic pebble]

Female Bounty Hunter... I wouldn't mind if she fucking murders me

[south valve]

wait no

is that right?

[acoustic pebble]

Quake*

[visual vortex]

I thin

[south valve]

Quake

[quaint moss]

quaking

[stuck crescent]

gwyrdroi

[visual vortex]

Idk i dont care i fw the heavy ohryn

[acoustic pebble]

...what?

[meager comet]

Does h30 have the same hidden boss rules as h40 or something

[stuck crescent]

Beth?

[south valve]

Thank me lata!

wrong reply

uhhh

Rannick dancing gif to hide my awkwardness

[stuck crescent]

Wnei di siarad Cymraeg?

[dire kayak]

whyare all the mercer spheres underground where i cant reach

this sucks

[acoustic pebble]

Nah it's Lucy

[south valve]

What's a mercer sphere?

[south valve]

That's his ex

[stuck crescent]

Beth?

[south valve]

Welshie lore goes hard

[acoustic pebble]

Kate

[south valve]

Gwyrdoi

Plaid Crmui

I'm fluent

[acoustic pebble]

What in the Celtic is going on here

[south valve]

Violating rule 2 smh

[acoustic pebble]

Oh no, another law broken

[south valve]

LEXBREAKER

[acoustic pebble]

What're you gonna do, send me to prison?

[stuck crescent]

No, my ex was gust-uh, never mind

[acoustic pebble]

Jokes on you I'm already in prison... In Denmark

Alright I need a drink

[south valve]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Denmark

[acoustic pebble]

It reminds me of rehab

[stuck crescent]

.........wait a secound

[acoustic pebble]

Second waited

[south valve]

🏳️‍🌈 Wales

[acoustic pebble]

First went

[stuck crescent]

wrong flag

no dragon

no good

[thick fog]

Gay dragon flag?

[stuck crescent]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[stuck crescent]

DO NOT INSULT Y DDRAIG GOCH

[thick fog]

[dire kayak]

i love the dragon in the welsh flag

[acoustic pebble]

Goch rhymes with cock, and that's gay af

[nocturne bloom]

whats gay about a chicken

[acoustic pebble]

Now you just made me hungry for chicken

Thank you

[hazy kestrel]

Grilled or fried?

[nocturne bloom]

oh youre hungry for cock meat?

i see

[stuck crescent]

I hate all of you

[acoustic pebble]

Love you too mate

[stuck crescent]

I love me too

[acoustic pebble]

You want some too eh?

[acoustic pebble]

Fried

DEEP fried

[south valve]

Is this...

an innuendo?

[nocturne bloom]

what

[acoustic pebble]

No, why would it be?

[nocturne bloom]

you dont like your cock meat deep

best way to cook it

[south valve]

Uhh

nvm

[acoustic pebble]

I'm actually hungry

I haven't eaten in a minute

[stuck crescent]

then get some deep fired chicken

[south valve]

Extra moist

[acoustic pebble]

You mean the dragon?

Extra thicc

[south valve]

🤤

[acoustic pebble]

Now I'm hungry again

[stuck crescent]

NO

NO EAT DRAGON

[acoustic pebble]

Why?

[stuck crescent]

BAD

[acoustic pebble]

I'm a shark

I do what I want

[stuck crescent]

YOU CANT EVEN GO ON LAND

[acoustic pebble]

Funny words from someone I'm closing in on

You WILL tell me how to eat the dragon

[nocturne bloom]

puts you in an aquarium

[dire kayak]

ive eaten dragons before

thats why theres so little

[stuck crescent]

What are you, my ex?

[acoustic pebble]

I ain't going back to prison

[south valve]

He's a loan shark

[acoustic pebble]

They weren't supposed to know, shut uuup

[south valve]

How do they taste?

[dire kayak]

very good

[acoustic pebble]

Hell yeah

[dire kayak]

i wish i had left some alive

[acoustic pebble]

I mostly eat aliens

[stuck crescent]

i sleep now

[south valve]

They're like dodos

[stuck crescent]

nos da

[acoustic pebble]

Fus ro dah

[south valve]

so tasty they went extinct

[south valve]

LMAO

[acoustic pebble]

Huehuehuehue

[south valve]

I feel bad now

[nocturne bloom]

reminds me of the time i opened a KFC in ark

[south valve]

bullying the Welshie a bit

[south valve]

Oh right

interesting

[woven sigil]

Not much of a challenge

[acoustic pebble]

I don't bully

I'm just mean spirited

And a drug dealer

[south valve]

I just serve the lex

[nocturne bloom]

im the reason dodos went extinct

[south valve]

nom nom nom

[acoustic pebble]

Thanks gramps

[nocturne bloom]

got my spear above my bed and everything

[acoustic pebble]

Why not use a GUN?

[nocturne bloom]

less personal

[south valve]

Nice status

[acoustic pebble]

But you get more splatter

[dire kayak]

24/43 mercer spheres

[acoustic pebble]

And a little bit of lead won't kill you

[acoustic pebble]

Mercer spheres?

[nocturne bloom]

debatable

[south valve]

Oh

a satisfactory thing

[acoustic pebble]

Actually you right

Sword is best

[nocturne bloom]

hammer

[south valve]

Not a saw?

Scum?

[nocturne bloom]

hammer

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, too brittle

Badum Tss

[south valve]

I'm too stupid

[acoustic pebble]

The saw cleaver for Hive scum does brittle damage

[south valve]

Oh

I ship Masozi and Hardon

toxic yuri

[acoustic pebble]

Nah you know Masozi is just gonna cheat

Badum Tss

[nocturne bloom]

tomgirl enjoyer

[south valve]

Idek what that means

but probably, yes

[dire kayak]

now that i think about it i really like the tomboys in darktide

[acoustic pebble]

I call dibs on Hadron anyways

[dire kayak]

i like masozi, hallowette, the fem loose cannon, the fem loner

[acoustic pebble]

I too wish to feel her wire hands upon my cankle

[south valve]

You just know fem loose cannon would want you back

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[acoustic pebble]

Just imagine, Painted, what those six armpits Must Smell Like

[south valve]

Oh god

I'm leaving

Emperor, smite me

[nocturne bloom]

male identifying that looks/acts feminine

[hazy kestrel]

I see gen chat is being gen chat again.

[south valve]

Like a femboy?

[acoustic pebble]

Tell me I'm wrong

[green vector]

get ye cankles out for the lads

[south valve]

You're wrong

[hazy kestrel]

You’re wrong.

[nocturne bloom]

like a tomboy but tomgirl

[acoustic pebble]

Then I never want to be right

[south valve]

Die, Lexbreaker

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, I'd Desperado

[south valve]

Right

[acoustic pebble]

So... a girl?

[nocturne bloom]

no

i just said

[dire kayak]

i aspire to be like masozi or hallowette

[acoustic pebble]

I never hid them

[green vector]

fuck does this even mean

[acoustic pebble]

So a femboy?

[green vector]

^

[nocturne bloom]

someone isnt versed in the tags section

[tiny prairie]

Guys me and my friend got to Havoc 40 pugging. With less than 30 hours played. Does that mean we are the best gamers in the History of Vermintide 2?

[acoustic pebble]

No

[nocturne bloom]

you wouldnt last 10 seconds with a hook rat

[green vector]

You suck noob

[thick coyote]

A single blightstorm would humble you

[nocturne bloom]

send a swole rat after him

[gloomy tartan]

I mean just start trying to hit make loose cannon with the Valkyrie

[vital loom]

"guys i beat malice alpha node on expedition all by myself with less than 12 hours played am i good" -

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what Masozi does

[south valve]

What does this mean?

[acoustic pebble]

One Eshin assassin and it's over

[delicate vapor]

new pics of my cat..

[acoustic pebble]

Vermintide 2

[acoustic pebble]

AYO?!

WHERE???

[gloomy tartan]

You wouldn’t last day on Cadia

[dire kayak]

live laugh consume

[south valve]

I know, but like

[nocturne bloom]

check your mail box and put it on. i need to show them my new cat too

[south valve]

nvm

[delicate vapor]

What

[nocturne bloom]

[tiny prairie]

damn im so good\

[acoustic pebble]

We're bullying

[thick coyote]

True

[delicate vapor]

no

[nocturne bloom]

too late

[tired sail]

[green vector]

1v1 me on rust

[delicate vapor]

nope

#pet-tide

[acoustic pebble]

1v1 me in street chess

[nocturne bloom]

get eoka'd

[green vector]

Rust the cod map not the game

Fuckin zoomer

[nocturne bloom]

oh

ew

cod

[green vector]

Ew whatever tf Lamia is

[acoustic pebble]

What IS Lamia?

[south valve]

Whoever

[tired sail]

True

[acoustic pebble]

Or whom

[tired sail]

I was thinking the same thing

[nocturne bloom]

thats ok more for me

[tired sail]

Oh

[green vector]

[acoustic pebble]

Just found out what Lamia is

[nocturne bloom]

someone buy edf6 and kill giant ants with me

[gloomy tartan]

Aren’t lamias snake women or some shit

[dire kayak]

meow

[tired sail]

Ogryn flavour corpse starch

[gloomy tartan]

Similar to gorgons

[green vector]

Tell me I cba to look it up

[acoustic pebble]

It's a Greek demon that seduces men but eats children

[gloomy tartan]

Is it not a snake thingy?

[green vector]

[acoustic pebble]

Taking the form of a half woman and half snake

[gloomy tartan]

I knew it

[tired sail]

FULGRI-

AHHHHH

[green vector]

Better than anime I guess

[gloomy tartan]

I know my half _ half women

[acoustic pebble]

Kinda

[green vector]

[tired sail]

[gloomy tartan]

I’m sort of an expert

[dire kayak]

meowww

[gloomy tartan]

For science

[south valve]

Socrates said this

[delicate vapor]

yea

[south valve]

Famous quote

[delicate vapor]

watch monster musume for lamia peak

[thick coyote]

He's only into half woman
Doakes.gif

[acoustic pebble]

But there are other iterations that a Lamia can also take the form of an Obese creature with one goat hoof and one hoof made of straw

[tired sail]

Egh, this scientific research better not be heretical

[dire kayak]

i just realized

the palanite subjugator patrol is just discount arbitrators

[nocturne bloom]

only seen that in mtg really tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Lamia sounds like labia

[dire kayak]

i might actually get arbitrators

[acoustic pebble]

I just looked it up and it was an image that popped up

[dire kayak]

arbites look fun to paint

[vital loom]

Priestess Girlfriend Crushes Your Balls With A Warhammer ASMR

[tired sail]

WHAT

[nocturne bloom]

i do not wanna know what browser you use if thats what you see

[acoustic pebble]

Bing

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down

[nocturne bloom]

would

[tired sail]

[acoustic pebble]

Tell her to turn my spine into a slinky

I wanna hear the cracking

[tired sail]

Oh my emperor dude

[acoustic pebble]

I want to feel the back of my head touch upon my CANKLE

[tired sail]

That was a close one

[gloomy tartan]

Zealots are WAY too into candles

[acoustic pebble]

So is Dutch

[tired sail]

Uh oh

The infamous leader of the van der linde gang?

[gloomy tartan]

When the room is a higher percentage candle than it is anything else you have a problem

[acoustic pebble]

No tf

I meant the Dutch

[tired sail]

Damn

[acoustic pebble]

They sell candles

[tired sail]

🤷‍♂️

[gloomy tartan]

Remember that lady who sold candles that supposedly smelled like her coochie

[tired sail]

So anyways, an iron warrior, night lord and red corsair walk into a bar

[gloomy tartan]

Her company is called goop or some shit

[acoustic pebble]

Why would I be talking about PLAN/TAHITI/TRAIN

[acoustic pebble]

They should've watched their step

Badum Tss

[tired sail]

[nocturne bloom]

you telling me you guys dont own the famous Dragon Puss candle???

missing out

[acoustic pebble]

I spent all my money on buying an abandoned school in Detroit