general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a veteran thing

[unkempt iron]

I forgot it was vet only then

[visual vortex]

That now we look back at the greek gods and see how corrupt they were

But back then the people saw them as amazing?

[gloomy tartan]

Bro not the god of war ares

He was a good god

[visual vortex]

Funny how time works

[visual vortex]

Yes yes we get it

In general though

[gloomy tartan]

Most modern media depicts him into assault

[rare pulsar]

No they just thought the gods could do whatever the fuck they wanted to

[acoustic pebble]

I still laugh when he got trapped in a jar tho

[languid hazel]

Why does this game stutter so much on xbox?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s fucked up

[rare pulsar]

They knew the stories too

They made them after all

[gloomy tartan]

Modern depiction of ares is a himbo asshole when he was honorable and defended women lmao

[visual vortex]

Would you talk smack to a man that can turn you into a spider?

[rare pulsar]

People back then were not stupid

[unkempt iron]

I honestly think the passive abilities such as vet being immune to Suppression, Ogryn being able to bowling ball thrash ect SHOULD be listed somewhere

[rare pulsar]

They knew how corrupt their leaders were

[acoustic pebble]

I know Athena and Artemis NEVER banged anyone

[gloomy tartan]

They turned her into a spider because she was better at her at weaving

[unkempt iron]

Then again, my obese megaladon could never

[gloomy tartan]

They probably did it as deer or some shit

[rare pulsar]

Hell no

[languid hazel]

They are. On the class selection screen when making a character

[visual vortex]

More evidence as to why i should be a god 🙄

[acoustic pebble]

Not at all. They just had no interest in it

[visual vortex]

Kill enough people ans you get powers

[acoustic pebble]

And Athena was a war god

A more favored war goddess

[gloomy tartan]

Wasn’t Artemis into hunting

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Like that’s it

She liked nature

[green vector]

and wisdom

[acoustic pebble]

Hunting, Childbirth, and Chastity

[gloomy tartan]

Artemis helps you if your a woman who doesn’t wanna get married

[visual vortex]

Anyone remember the odyssey book?

[acoustic pebble]

Ye

[visual vortex]

Where to dude gets kidnapped by a girl on an island

[dire kayak]

meow

[gloomy tartan]

I remember when he fucks that witch for a few years

[acoustic pebble]

Featuring the Chad of all Chads Odysseus

[gloomy tartan]

We all just forget that part

[languid hazel]

Mrraow :3

[visual vortex]

Yeah

And athena liked him or something

[gloomy tartan]

Bro spent several years just banging that witch before he left lmao

[visual vortex]

So she told the nymph to let him go

[unkempt iron]

It really is

[acoustic pebble]

Athena really favored him, but Poseidon HATED his guts

[unkempt iron]

Shame they hide it behind a Button

[visual vortex]

Well he blinded his son

[acoustic pebble]

Even before

[gloomy tartan]

The gods were basically playing dnd with the humans let’s be real

Just fucking around

[elder merlin]

Why didnt anyone tell me there was a survey on Darktide?

[acoustic pebble]

Real

[visual vortex]

Now if i was a god

I wouldnt pick favorites

[gloomy tartan]

You would cast shit your pants on your enemies tho

[visual vortex]

Me?

No

Id put then in an areba

[elder merlin]

I'd travel the universe and turn off omniscience

[visual vortex]

Make them fight to the death

And whoever wins gets my favor

[acoustic pebble]

So you WOULD favor someone

Hypocrite

[visual vortex]

When they earn it

See?

[acoustic pebble]

I prefer Crom

[visual vortex]

Im already there to becoming a greek god

[acoustic pebble]

He has no favorites

[elder merlin]

I'd just relax and do cool shit

[gloomy tartan]

If I was a god I’d make them fall in love then break their hearts

[acoustic pebble]

He just hates

[chilly osprey]

did someone say FLAVAAAAAAAH

[acoustic pebble]

No

[visual vortex]

No

[chilly osprey]

awh

awh x2 :(

[gloomy tartan]

If I was a good I’d summon flava

[languid hazel]

Yes!

[chilly osprey]

;0

WITHOUT SPORT?!?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not a god tho

[visual vortex]

There is?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a Cadian

[acoustic pebble]

Crom is the best god

[visual vortex]

You can be a god to ants though

[languid hazel]

Seriously though why does this game stutter so much on xbox? Is there something I can do to fix or do I have to stay on “Quality” mode to ensure I at least get a stable 30ish frames with no stuttering?

[gloomy tartan]

You gain nothing from worshipping him because fuck you be strong

Based

[acoustic pebble]

Very based. If you pray to him he just fucking punishes you

[visual vortex]

Got a cool message

[gloomy tartan]

The right way to pray to crom is to not pray and be strong

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: While Hades is the god of the underworld, many feared Persephone

[visual vortex]

Mustve been cool living back then

[gloomy tartan]

Duh

Don’t fear the bad guy

[visual vortex]

You could kiss the dirt and get a hot wife

[gloomy tartan]

Fear the bad guys bitch

For she shall decide thy fate

I like Cerberus

Doesn’t his name mean spot?

[acoustic pebble]

That's why she's commonly called DREAD Persephone

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

Cerberus means spotted

[languid hazel]

After reading The Hades Calculus, Dread Persephone got the name because she is an alarmingly talented mech pilot. Also she’s kinda an android :3

[visual vortex]

🫩

[gloomy tartan]

Hercules didn’t deserve to suffer so much dawg

[acoustic pebble]

Didn't read THAT book

[gloomy tartan]

Hercules went though So much BULLSHIT

[hidden jetty]

Also "perse" comes from the finnish word "ass"

[gloomy tartan]

The gods made him kill his wife and daughter

Hercules suffered more than kratos

[visual vortex]

Yeah but he's rlly strong

[gloomy tartan]

He had the worst life ever lol

[acoustic pebble]

Strong enough to lift the sky

[gloomy tartan]

His life was shit !

[languid hazel]

It’s a really great (and VIOLENTLY queer) book

[visual vortex]

So?

He was rlly strong

[gloomy tartan]

He did nothing to deserve it lol

[acoustic pebble]

Violently? Now I gotta read it

[acoustic pebble]

Hera HATED Heracles

[visual vortex]

I would kill two people to be the strongest

[gloomy tartan]

Hera hated him the most out of all of zeus’s bastards

[languid hazel]

I should mention it’s primarily sapphic. There’s I think exactly one cis guy in the entire book

[gloomy tartan]

We love him the most out of all of Zeus’s bastards

[rocky radish]

I'd rather just exercise

[gloomy tartan]

Hercules was just a really fucking strong guy who had the god of Karen’s curse him his whole life

[quaint moss]

does this exploit still exist
ir they patch it

[gloomy tartan]

Take these trials because your father is a fucking bastard Hercules

[visual vortex]

I would become strong like hercules

Then kill hera

[gloomy tartan]

Hera drunk on wine spitting at Hercules

[rocky radish]

It was nerfed. You can still get strong in prison, but not that level

[hidden jetty]

How much does he lift?

[gloomy tartan]

He could Cary anything

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Hercules is basically like the doom marine

The only that that stopped him was he wasn’t evil

The one time he murdered people it was when hera used magic to force him to kill his wife and daughter in a kratos like blood rage with his super strength

[hidden jetty]

Rookie mistake... you cant be a good guy and have a good life in the ancient times

I say he deserved what he had coming

[gloomy tartan]

His trial were a punishment for being mind controlled into a blood rage to kill his wife and daughter by hers who was mad at Zeus for cheating on her and making a CHAD son while the sons hera had with Zeus were ugly

I mean Hephaestus is ugly as fuck

[visual vortex]

I guarantee you

[gloomy tartan]

Hera looked at Hephaestus then looked at Hercules then got mad she mad a ugly baby

[visual vortex]

100% of all women back then were 20x hotter than women nowadays

[gloomy tartan]

Hera was dead ass mad her kid Hephaestus was an ugly chud and Zeus cheated on her and made the pinnacle of mankind who looks like a god even though he’s only half god.

[visual vortex]

💀

[gloomy tartan]

I think she had like 2 kids with Zeus and they both suck

[visual vortex]

Third time's the charm

[languid hazel]

Hey! Hephaestus was actually pretty chill

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah but he looks ugly to hera

[hidden jetty]

From all the movies and stories I've heard, Zeus was super jealous right?

[gloomy tartan]

Hera is all mad her kids don’t look as badass as the bastards of Zeus

[languid hazel]

Hera is a bitch anyways

Demeter is worse though

[gloomy tartan]

They all enabled Zeus

[visual vortex]

This is why Hercules shouldve killed Hers

Hera

[gloomy tartan]

Hercules should of gone god of war

But he was a good guy

His soul held him back

His humanity stopped him from killing all of the gods

Which is odd because we fucking kill eachother all the time

I think he was also just tired tho

Those errands he went on were bullshit, go fight a giant lion? A giant bird? A giant boar?

Bros just being sent on bullshit errands

[visual vortex]

Imagine being the strongest being

[gloomy tartan]

Errand boy to the gods doing all the shit they don’t wanna do

[visual vortex]

And being sent on grocery store errands

[gloomy tartan]

The pinnacle of mankind

Having to get Gatorade and cigarettes for your dad

Who doesn’t even live here either you gotta liek go to his temple and his Uber a guy with wing shoes will pick up the food

You don’t even get to see him his fucking little elf gets the food from you

[hidden jetty]

So let me get this straight...

Correct me if I'm going off track here

[gloomy tartan]

Who tf was his mom again?

I can’t even remember

I know Zeus turned into some bird and assaulted her

That’s allways how it starts

[hidden jetty]

So hercules was pretty strong?

[languid hazel]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

He was basically kratos

[languid hazel]

Except a good guy from beginning to end

[gloomy tartan]

Without the god killing or murdering except his family when he was mind controlled

But he did do crazy ass shit with his big muscles

[languid hazel]

I’m gonna rule 63 hercules and you can’t stop me >:3

[gloomy tartan]

He was basically sent after the biggest baddest monsters and whipped all of there asses easily

Didn’t he fucking capture one of the monsters Alive

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[gloomy tartan]

One of them he didn’t even kill it he just captured it lmao

The errands of Hercules was the most bullshit grocery list ever man

[visual vortex]

Nah

The worst one is getting the plastic cups

[gloomy tartan]

Back then it would of been like bronze cups or some shit

And you know they made him pay for them

[acoustic pebble]

I go on Twitter for ONE MINUTE and I already see a post about Space Marines spreading the word of christ

[languid hazel]

Whut

[acoustic pebble]

I laughed and cried at the irony

[languid hazel]

Space Marines would kill anyone believing in Jesus, tf?

[acoustic pebble]

EXACTLY!!!

Not to mention the Emperor HATED religion

[languid hazel]

Slap whoever made that post with the cold hard facts. Then call them a fucking idiot

[visual vortex]

Why would you ever go on twotter in the first place

[gloomy tartan]

What would you guys do if a little gnome creeped through your doorway and cackled then used a little staff to shoot you with a rgb color changing orb of energy and you turned hot pink

[acoustic pebble]

To fill myself with hate

[gloomy tartan]

Like a gnome with a staff his size

[visual vortex]

I odnt go on twitter

[acoustic pebble]

I would punt him. For height

[visual vortex]

And i am always angry

[gloomy tartan]

Would you guys try to make him change you back ?

[tawdry edge]

Can I be another color other than pink

[visual vortex]

No

You have to be pink

[gloomy tartan]

Perhaps you can bargain with him or torture him

He is a gnome like jakka jist punted it

[tawdry edge]

Does he like white monster

[finite topaz]

tell him thank you for turning me invisible (i'm colourblind)

[gloomy tartan]

Yo Solaire your the best dark souls character

[visual vortex]

Nono

He likes tea

[gloomy tartan]

How would you try to find out if a gnome with a magic staff likes white monster ?

[visual vortex]

And he looks like Jojo siwa

With a big underbite

[gloomy tartan]

Would you set it out in a little bowl like a dog water bowl for the gnome?

Or would you capture it and put it in a hamster cage

[tawdry edge]

I would bargain him a white monster so he can turn me pale white with space black eyes, a hunger for blood, supernatural physical abilities and sense

[hidden jetty]

But 40k lore loosely sounds like a futuristic power-fantasy version of the stories in the bible

[gloomy tartan]

What if he turned you into a albino with red eyes and shit on the floor in response

[hidden jetty]

Emperor being like jesus

[gloomy tartan]

You still going to bargain?

[tawdry edge]

Most of it is more greek mythology inspired

[tawdry edge]

He was Jesus once (according to retconned lore iirc) but he hated religion

[tawdry edge]

No id torture him into making me a cool vampire

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like gnomes would just crap everywhere like rats

[visual vortex]

What if he turned you into a pile of immovable flesh?

[wheat scroll]

The emperor was also the second gunman on the grassy knoll

[tawdry edge]

Then im a pile of immovable flesh

[gloomy tartan]

He turns you into jim Beluchi

That one dead comedian

[visual vortex]

He turns you into Bill Cosby

[robust flower]

what do you guys think is the strongest weapon without gimmicks like having to activate things?

[gloomy tartan]

Hmmm

[tawdry edge]

In 40k only?

[wheat scroll]

Knife

[tawdry edge]

Big E's sword completely destroys your soul from existence

[gloomy tartan]

Boltrss pretty gud

[tawdry edge]

Wait was it the sword or just a psychic ability he had i cant remember

Oh well the sword can at least vanquish daemons forever

So bleh

[visual vortex]

What would you guys do if you woke up and were Micheal Jackson

[gloomy tartan]

Like back in time

[visual vortex]

No like now

[gloomy tartan]

Or body morphed

[visual vortex]

Like you wake up in his house

And you're him in the mirror

[tawdry edge]

Is it temporary

[visual vortex]

No permanent

Ans you have a big third eye

That lets you see who wants you dead

[tawdry edge]

Do i at least have his dancing/singing abilities

[gloomy tartan]

I’d create the planet of the apes

With his money

[visual vortex]

You're permanently crippled and do his heheh

Instead of talking

BUT

You know everything

[gloomy tartan]

See you want to be living a good life

[visual vortex]

And your eye can turn people into stone too

[tawdry edge]

Km asking someone to kill myself trough hehe morsecode

[gloomy tartan]

Can I cause planet of the apes still?

I would want to do that

[visual vortex]

You can still make music

[tawdry edge]

Wait bht with this i could do something very funny

[visual vortex]

Like your hehes sound amazing to people

And they cry

[gloomy tartan]

In this scenario I want to cause the planet of the apes to happen irl

[visual vortex]

But when you stop singing they want to kill you

[tawdry edge]

Could i make banger songs, turn trillionaire and then find a cure for my paralysis

[visual vortex]

Uhh

Your bones are dust

[tawdry edge]

Then i die

[gloomy tartan]

Why do you want to live a long life in this scenario lol

[visual vortex]

I never said i wanted to

[gloomy tartan]

I would cause planet of the apes to happen so I die from a chimp attack

[tawdry edge]

Alright

Would you guys

Rather

[visual vortex]

Give a massage to Rosie O'Donell

[tawdry edge]

Turn into any famous person in the world for 24 hours or turn into any famous person you want into you forever
(You turn into someone else completely)

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather have a spotlight constantly on the light coming from your ass or have a racist bird that follows you and everyone is fine with but they judge you for what the bird says and treat the bird with respect and allow it to join you for anything and allways be by your side?

[tawdry edge]

Spotlight

[gloomy tartan]

Like you could be arrested for what the bird says

[visual vortex]

Can i do the morph ability once or is it something that takes time to recharge

[gloomy tartan]

Also the spotlight is bright it will be visible if you wear shorts

[tawdry edge]

It takes time to recharge

[visual vortex]

Okay tge morph

[gloomy tartan]

Like you can’t go to the movies anymore

[visual vortex]

Ill turn into a bunxh of rich people and steal all their stuff while they're sway

[tawdry edge]

I already dont go there very often anyways

[gloomy tartan]

The spotlight will be showing out the crack of yo ass

[visual vortex]

Yeah but the spitlight lets you shit in the dark

[gloomy tartan]

can’t have darkness no more

It’s coming out your a hole tho

[tawdry edge]

Can i turn it off temporarily somehow

Wait it i choose the bird can i kill him

[gloomy tartan]

Close your cheeks really hard and clench mayb?

[fiery wave]

You forget thick jeans.

[tawdry edge]

Lot of work

[gloomy tartan]

You know when you put a flashlight under clothes

[visual vortex]

Get the patrick star ass workout thing

Aint no light shining from my ass after a lonth with that thing

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the strength of the bat signal this light tho like a actual spotlight size strength and power light

[visual vortex]

Wait is it shaped liek the batsignal

[gloomy tartan]

Like it’s as if a spotlight was in your ass

I mean you could put the bat signal over your ass to make it shaped like that

[fiery wave]

Yeah, some materials just block light really well.

[gloomy tartan]

You could do a finger puppets show with it

[visual vortex]

That's sick wtf

Id pick the spotlight

[gloomy tartan]

Would pants stop a spotlight ?

I’m curious now

[fiery wave]

Depends on the material.

[visual vortex]

Depends on the fabric

I wear jeans

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz I figured those giant bulbs in spotlights were too bright

I imagine the ones used for bat signals

[visual vortex]

Wait

If i use it for the bat signal

[gloomy tartan]

The spotlight is allways on

[visual vortex]

Does batman show up

[gloomy tartan]

We can’t know that

Bit unless you pick the spotlight and test it

[visual vortex]

Worth it

Why eould i pick a bird when i could possibly summon batman

[gloomy tartan]

Racist bird that society judges you for or a spotlight coming out your ass at all times nonstop

[languid hazel]

Til that there is an english song in Stalker 2. Surprising

[visual vortex]

Every time you try to make the spotlight sound bad it gets better

[gloomy tartan]

I like how you turned the two inconveniences into a fun ability and a inconvenience

[visual vortex]

Well the spitlight has benefits

But the bird doesnt

Like it can get you arrested

It doesnt do anything but be racist

[fiery wave]

If you are okay with curtain material, there's Blockout coated curtains.

[dire kayak]

lynxie

the word pup is dnd upside down

[languid hazel]

-# hence why I am a dnd player :3

[tawdry edge]

Reason no.1 why dnd is so cool

[misty trench]

I do miss playing dnd

even if 5e gets a bad rap, still had fun

[tawdry edge]

I still use 5e

However i homebrew the fuck out of it

[stuck crescent]

I'm personally a fan of call of cthulhu

[languid hazel]

I’ve only played 5e thus far. It seems okay enough to me. But I know I’m missing context

[misty trench]

homebrew is the solution to all problems

[tawdry edge]

Call of cthulhu is kinda of ass tbh

Depending on how the weather hits the character it can kill them

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, its not dnd, you can actually die because you did stupid shite

[tawdry edge]

Because coc die system sucks

[stuck crescent]

Agree to disagree

[languid hazel]

At least it not RAW or whatever the one system was called

Where your character could die at creation. Also the racism

[fiery wave]

F.A.T.A.L. I do not suggest looking it up.

[tawdry edge]

Ngl

[fiery wave]

Or do so if you want a laugh.

[languid hazel]

That was the name

Yeah it’s bad

[tawdry edge]

I think fantasy racism is actually fine

Youre telling me on a fantasy world filled with orcs, tieflings, elfs, dwarves there aint gonna be some type of racism?

[fiery wave]

It's fantasy sexism to the MAX.

[tawdry edge]

People irl be calling others slurs for having darker skin imagine if there were people who looked like dragons

[fiery wave]

Playing a woman means you take like 50 debuffs.

[jaunty path]

Everyone should love eachother

[tawdry edge]

Hardcore RPG

[little marten]

Racism

[jaunty path]

lynx wants racism

unsurprising

[ripe tangle]

old school Mount and Blade be like:

[tawdry edge]

Real life simulator, pick woman and lose all points in driving

[fiery wave]

Men get no extra penanties.

[tawdry edge]

Never heard of that system tbh

[jaunty path]

we need a matriarchy

[dire kayak]

exactly

thats why i need headpats

[fiery wave]

And this is assuming you already rolls a viable char that isn't dead from uhhh... Negative whatever organ needed to live.

[ripe tangle]

seriously, before Bannerlord there was Warband and OG and playing as a woman debuffed your social standing and even maximum strength…

though you could still easily outclass people in both you just have to work harder for it

[fiery wave]

I told you. F.A.T.A.L.

If you can find a .pdf on it, worth a read just to cringe.

[stuck crescent]

I just like O.S.R

Its fun

[nocturne bloom]

mmmmm pickled liver

[little marten]

Girls get it done

[ripe tangle]

NG

I’m going to do violence because it’s what I wake up to go and do, join the crusade and do violence with me later

[little marten]

👋

[nocturne bloom]

why do i have 7 pings here on pc but 2 on mobile

[little marten]

Violence is the answer

Yes

[ripe tangle]

we can even do violence toward Lamia, I’ll beat him up

[nocturne bloom]

yes beat me

[dire kayak]

because i ate the other 5

[nocturne bloom]

you

specifically

[midnight magnet]

That escalated quickly.

[little marten]

A man was killed 3 streets over from where I slept last night

[fiery wave]

Still not as bad as playing a woman in F.A.T.A.L.

[dire kayak]

that was me

my bad

[little marten]

I won’t snitch

[tawdry edge]

How

Was it stabbing

Shooting

[little marten]

it was a hi

hit

[nocturne bloom]

snu snu

[little marten]

was in car

[tawdry edge]

Ah

[little marten]

bike pulled up besdie

pop pop

[dire kayak]

poor thing

[tawdry edge]

Coward type shit

[little marten]

probably a boeing worker 💀

[tawdry edge]

L

[little marten]

or some poor guy who accidentally googled panama papers

[tawdry edge]

If im killing somebody im at least revealing my intends idgaf

Im showing up and showing the gun before shooting

[little marten]

Actually mad respect for that

[tawdry edge]

Hit n runs are L

[jaunty path]

why no hit n run

[tawdry edge]

Show up
"Yeah I'm killing you"
Pop

[tawdry edge]

I want them to look at my eyes and know I'm the one killing them

[nocturne bloom]

because its not NY

[fiery wave]

Like, Perma lower stats, cannot play many classes unless you wanna play a streetwalker, a housewife, R victims and living sacrifices and have a MASSIVE weakness to mind R.

[wheat scroll]

American?

[little marten]

Nah this was in central London

Just next to Euston station

[tawdry edge]

"My name is Walter Heartwell White" type shit while pulling my gun on their face

[wheat scroll]

Probably stabbed, no?

[tawdry edge]

I thought all crimes there were committed with knifes

[little marten]

Stabbed yes

With bullets

[tawdry edge]

Did he have a license for that gun huh

[jaunty path]

Im gonna take adderall

[little marten]

Most definitely not

[wheat scroll]

Surprising

[tawdry edge]

Skip today

[jaunty path]

no

[tawdry edge]

Y

[jaunty path]

cuz i want adderall

[little marten]

You can still get guns in the U.K.

[tawdry edge]

Nurgle gamer is spreading misinformation

[wheat scroll]

Except when it's a butterknife

[jaunty path]

a knife launcher isn't a gun

[little marten]

I’ve said too much 👀

[tawdry edge]

Peaky Blinders is an work of fiction
You can see it from the way everyone there has a gun whilist being in the UK

[stuck crescent]

But you can

[wheat scroll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/z71ndr/local_police_have_posted_a_picture_of_recently/

[tawdry edge]

Liberal propaganda

[little marten]

Generally you get guns on the black market but you’d have to associate with the traveller gangs or Irish

[jaunty path]

so getting guns illegally

[little marten]

Oh yeah, legally you can only really get a shotgun

Or like a .22

[cobalt lichen]

People have guns here.

A bunch of signs in my area get fucked with shotgun pellets all the time

[stuck crescent]

You can legally get a gun in the uk

[cobalt lichen]

Sometimes sizeable bullet holes too

Plus Peaky Blinders were crime people.

AND handguns were only banned from common ownership in the 1970s or so

Because of a school shooting

[stuck crescent]

They weren't even that big

[little marten]

Peaky blinders is kinda cringe

[stuck crescent]

They were a minor firm in the grand scheme of things

[tawdry edge]

lies

[stuck crescent]

Very

[cobalt lichen]

ALSO

A lot of them were war vets so no wonder they had trophies

[cobalt lichen]

No
Very true and real.
Actually scary because some dumbass prick could shoot me while I’m out there replacing the signs

[jaunty path]

Power never does anything wrong ever

[cobalt lichen]

I find spent shotgun shells every now and then while out and about in the countryside.

Only found one bullet so far and it was a live 9mm.
That was kinda scary.

[tawdry edge]

mom is buying me monster

[south valve]

Hey guys

[jaunty path]

start collecting them

[south valve]

a little birdy told me

"tweet tweet"

[tawdry edge]

kill the bird

[south valve]

so that was cool

Mmm

[cobalt lichen]

I am

[south valve]

I don't know

[dire kayak]

a big birdy told me to kill everyone

[south valve]

The big bird of the forest?

[dire kayak]

it was like the size of an apartment

and had 2 heads

[stuck crescent]

WOAH

[dire kayak]

held a big staff too

[south valve]

Sounds like a friendly guy

[twin flower]

Das a big birb

[south valve]

Sorry, that might be a little offensive

[stuck crescent]

Could be worse

Could be a krieg bird

[south valve]

"Twat twat"

[graceful hamlet]

Krieg wishes it was as cool as the Praetorian Guard

[jaunty path]

tfw u act crazy for attention

[south valve]

How the fuck have I not seen this before?

they look sick

[graceful hamlet]

Too many Krieg larpers preventing the cooler regiments from gaining popularity 😔

[south valve]

I get it now

I get the Krieg hate

[twin flower]

[stuck crescent]

GW deffo won't ever use them

Not in the current setting

[twin flower]

Prolly a lot of other regiments out there too that just get unnoticed

[jaunty path]

a lot of guard regiments are as mid as krieg

like cadians, Catachans

uh

who else

[stuck crescent]

Scions

[jaunty path]

yea

steel legion

[sleek harness]

Don't insult my boys Catachans

[twin flower]

bring back the 30k guards

[stuck crescent]

No one is as bad as krieg

[twin flower]

Bring back Imperial army

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Like the maccabians

[stuck crescent]

Not as bad as the krieg

[visual vortex]

Skaven caught saying something cool

[south valve]

From what I've seen of guardmen, it basically goes:
Cadians and Krieg - die to everything, have to get saved by space marines 24/7
Every other regiment - absolute gigachads with multiple stories about how they fought off astartes with no guns

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, catachan are better than the mid-korp of memes

[sleek harness]

Ollpheist caught not making a spelling mistake

[visual vortex]

Ikr

[graceful hamlet]

Catachans are just worse Kaledon Hunters

[visual vortex]

It's like my brain might be working guys

[south valve]

Unwise rodent individual

[visual vortex]

Be careful

[stuck crescent]

Alot it can be blamed on how modern gw writes factions

I.E:Space marines are the only thing that really matter

[south valve]

Seems like it

What even started that?

[visual vortex]

Modern GW

[south valve]

is it just because space marines sell well?

[stuck crescent]

They sell well

[south valve]

right

Kind of a shame

[stuck crescent]

Blame blackrock

[visual vortex]

Always blame blackrock

[south valve]

I bet they could get even better marketing if they showed off all the other cool factions too

[south valve]

Who?

or what?

[visual vortex]

Big funders

[south valve]

Oh

[stuck crescent]

Things went tits up after they bought stock in gw

[visual vortex]

Investors

[south valve]

Blame Fatshark -> blame GW -> blame blackrock

[visual vortex]

They're like the octopus propaganda things you see in a history book but personified

[south valve]

Right

[dire kayak]

so thats why my combat patrols are £5 more

[south valve]

I'm guessing they encouraged a lot of the questionable decisions, like making ultramarines so front and centre?

[visual vortex]

Im sure there's more to that

[south valve]

Probably

[stuck crescent]

My mate calls it the eldar problem:

"GW sees eldar don't sell well, so they don't support the eldar as much as other factions"

"Eldar aren't supported as much as other factions so they don't sell as well"

[south valve]

Vicious cycle innit

[visual vortex]

But the surface to any failing business is always going to be blacrock

[graceful hamlet]

Needs more Tau

[visual vortex]

Tau should stay dead

[stuck crescent]

I'm bias, had some bad experiences playing against tau

[shell goblet]

anyone got any tips on how to get perilous focus (40 kills in a single scriers gaze activation) ?

id gotten to 37 on my own apparently, but ever since ive been actually trying to do it it feels like an absolute slog and i cant seem to even do any better than that

[visual vortex]

Big ass forehead

[stuck crescent]

They aren't fun

[visual vortex]

Guardsman are better

[stuck crescent]

I too am a guardsmen player

Best boys

[visual vortex]

🤝

[dire kayak]

t'au is cool,,,,

[sleek harness]

No

[stuck crescent]

No

[sleek harness]

T'au are overrated

[shell goblet]

i should probably just try doing it in a private game tbh

[visual vortex]

Tau suck

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Probably try mortis

[stuck crescent]

They aren't as bad as krieg

[visual vortex]

Close race

[south valve]

I like their aesthetic :(

[dire kayak]

i find t'au minis really cool

[dire kayak]

we should hug

[green vector]

Ask in psyker chat

[tired steeple]

I want those new tau duo

[shell goblet]

i hate mortis trials i wouldn't take an ability that doesnt make sense into it :(

[south valve]

Helldivers hug emote

[tired steeple]

the two mech twins

[dire kayak]

i painted those

i can show them

[visual vortex]

Oh nooo lets put morphine in our suits to save our people

[tired steeple]

yeah I'd love to see them

my favourite tau unit is crisis suits

[visual vortex]

Meanwhile guardsman will literally scale those suits and pry them open in a ditch

[shell goblet]

tru

[dire kayak]

dont they do that for tanks as well?

[south valve]

Why is the edgy stuff only a problem when Tau do it?

[dire kayak]

or dreadnoughts?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Guardsman do it for all big things

Take out the weakpoints then pick it off

[stuck crescent]

Because tau are really unfun on tabletop

[visual vortex]

They did that for a dreadnought if i recall by plasma gun blasting the the ankles or hip joins

[south valve]

Well, I imagine not too many people who know the lore play tabletop

[stuck crescent]

That and the whole "they exist for weebs"

[south valve]

I mean

[visual vortex]

Wait the tau were made for weebs?

[stuck crescent]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

How

[south valve]

You like Steel Legion right?

[visual vortex]

Yeah?

[south valve]

weren't they made for tank enthusiasts?

[visual vortex]

Uh huh

[stuck crescent]

Because Asian mech aesthetic

[tired steeple]

ahh the leman russ

my favourite tank

[visual vortex]

Oh

[south valve]

or is it the weeb part that's the issue?

[dire kayak]

everything t'au is sci-fi
the aeldari are more weeb stuff than t'au

[visual vortex]

That's stupid

I like mechs

Fuck pff tau leave my mechs alone

[stuck crescent]

I honesty don't care

[south valve]

agreed

[tired steeple]

the tau were made to appeal to mecha collectors years ago

you think warhammer is huge?

[stuck crescent]

Hate krieg infinitely more

[tired steeple]

gundam is fucking gigantic

[south valve]

Mech =/= weeb

[visual vortex]

I like the little mechs

I prefer mechs over tau

This is why i like armored core

We need more mech games

[south valve]

The Helldivers exosuit is one of my favourite depictions of a mech

[visual vortex]

I want to squish others under my feet like the bugs they are

[visual vortex]

The expsuit sucks ass lmao

[south valve]

small, clunky and almost inefficient

[tired steeple]

I thought it was too simple

[south valve]

Yeah

I mean more like the aesthetic

[visual vortex]

Everything in hd2 that the player has sucks ass

The good things are only given to enemies

Cant have shit in hd2

[nocturne bloom]

thats the point

[visual vortex]

Sure

[tired steeple]

nah I disagree

our stratagems are crazy

SOMETIMES TOO FUCKING CRAZY

[visual vortex]

5 bile titans

[tired steeple]

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL 380MM ON EXTRACTION

5 bile titans ain't shit

[south valve]

Napalm barrage enjoyers when they don't let their team get any kills

[nocturne bloom]

because its a game

[visual vortex]

Also the ruptor strain suck ass

I think it was the ruptors

[tired steeple]

I thought they nerfed rupture strain

[visual vortex]

The bugs that had 1:1 pathfinding and burrowed

[visual vortex]

Yeah

They were so ass

[south valve]

They attacked faster than a human could react to lmao

[visual vortex]

They were removed a week after release

Not sure how they are now

[tired steeple]

I found rupture fine idk why people had such an issue

[nocturne bloom]

rupture is easy now

[visual vortex]

But the fact that they were like that at the start warrants questioning

[south valve]

I'm sure it's gotten better

[nocturne bloom]

dog what

[south valve]

Leviathans were a nightmare

[nocturne bloom]

new content always has issues

[visual vortex]

How does an enemy like that get passed flaws

[dire kayak]

i like to think i paint t'au mechs well so they look at least kinda cool

[south valve]

They just spawned infinitely and bullied you across the map

[tired steeple]

idk I thought rupture were fine

idk how people found them difficult

[visual vortex]

God those sucked

[stuck crescent]

V cool

[nocturne bloom]

because it was a host issue

[south valve]

I mean, if you enjoyed them, great!

[stuck crescent]

Cooler than krieg

[visual vortex]

Then fix the game?

[south valve]

but like

[visual vortex]

Before adding shit?

Like people have been begging?

Nah

New STEALTH WARBOND

$20 plz

[south valve]

They were flawed design wise

[visual vortex]

The ruptures and leviathans were the worst

[nocturne bloom]

how are you supposed to test client issues on a large scale when you live somewhere that everyones a neighbor lol

[south valve]

Dragonroaches too

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah that too

I find it bullshit that those could spew out their guts like that and not run out

[south valve]

Really tank, really mobile, could kill you really easily

[tired steeple]

dragonroaches on their own were awesome but the spawn rate was absolutely overclocked

[nocturne bloom]

1 Expend napalm to the face easy

[south valve]

They've gotten better I think

[visual vortex]

Not everyone has $20 the second a warbond drops to huy that

[tired steeple]

you could also farm them tbf

[visual vortex]

Sure

[nocturne bloom]

ok 1 quasar headshot

[visual vortex]

But there's not even a point if the weapons fall off beyond a niche

[south valve]

I mean, I still think they were flawed design wise

[visual vortex]

That's called a meta sweetie

All enemies should have a weakpoint that anyone can use

[nocturne bloom]

yea it hitting you through terrain is fucked

[graceful hamlet]

Just spend hours grinding the walking simulator mode

[visual vortex]

Shoot the wings to ribbons and they fly lma

Awesome design

[south valve]

Which reminds me

original gunships

and gunship patrols

[visual vortex]

Pre-nerf warstriders

[graceful hamlet]

I miss those, better then the cosmetic gunships

[void lark]

People are spending hours grinding expédition on malice to get the salvage spending penance

[south valve]

They were fine, until they started spawning like crazy imo

[graceful hamlet]

Technically you still fight more things in Malice then you do in D1/2 of Helldivers

[visual vortex]

Prenerf warstriders were so bad i sometimes had to get up and take a walk

[void lark]

Some of the dudes I play with are doing it, I hoped on for a couple of run and it's anything but fun

[visual vortex]

Because the constant red flashing and camera shake was so bad it made me sick

I dont get sick by games easily

[dire kayak]

idk why but gunships FUCKED me on the march to cyberstan

i usually dont struggle with them

[tired steeple]

I mean only a few hours to get something that's 20 bucks the other way is pretty good

[south valve]

I stopped playing when warstriders were added, but from what I saw, they weren't the best

[graceful hamlet]

They buffed the accuracy with the update so they’re not cosmetic as much anymore

[void lark]

Haven't touched hd2 since launch

[visual vortex]

16 volley grenade rounds

[void lark]

So no idea

[visual vortex]

I think 4 volleys of bunker turrets

[nocturne bloom]

no weakpoint ragdoll sim but even then it wasnt the worst

[south valve]

Red eye that isn't a weakspot

kinda weird

[visual vortex]

Getting in close let it instakill you or stun you

Their entire design was AOE and heavy armor

And going against the rules of the automatons

[south valve]

Literally

[void lark]

I dropped helldivers around the time the bots were bugged and could shoot you through hard terrain
Shit wasn't fun at all

[tired steeple]

see then the problem is that beating them is just too easy the other way. Why? Recoilless just removes all challenge on the automaton front

[visual vortex]

See it's fun to shoot an enemy and have them interact with where you shot them

[south valve]

so many enemies establish that 'red eye = weak spot' but it wasn't

[void lark]

Managed to be even more frustrating than the range mob spam era on darktide

[visual vortex]

Game isnt fun at all even now

[tired steeple]

they added an enemy that actually had the red weakspot

it's those illuminate mechs

[visual vortex]

Why play hd2 when you could get like 4 copies of terraria for your friends

[south valve]

Oh right

[tired steeple]

the HMG finally has some use against them

[void lark]

I just didn't like the feel of most weapons as well

[south valve]

In terms of good enemy designs, I really like the factory strider

[void lark]

They were either wet noodle throwers of busted to oblivion

[visual vortex]

Yes

Those are amazing

100/10

[south valve]

There's so many different ways to approach fighting it

[tired steeple]

I was surprised by how much I enjoyed the new update

[visual vortex]

Arrowhead

More enemies like that please

[tired steeple]

illuminate are actually fun to fight now

[south valve]

Are fleshmobs still a pain?

[jaunty path]

I hate working with my dad

[visual vortex]

The illuminate have always kind of been more realistic than the other factions

[tired steeple]

note: I haven't fought the voteless version of the tweaked illuminates, so I have no idea if those are good

[graceful hamlet]

“Best we can do is more warstriders” AH probably

[visual vortex]

The cool thing about the illuminate is that shooting them knocks off the armor plating

[south valve]

Oh yeah, I like hulks too

[visual vortex]

Allowing you to hit the weak point

[south valve]

the lasers were annoying, but yeah

[visual vortex]

Arrowhead

[graceful hamlet]

totally not dreadnoughts

[void lark]

Can't wait fir fatshark to drop the genestealers are new ennemies and them being absolutely busted and unfun like the beastmen from vermintide

[visual vortex]

Make more enemies like that

[south valve]

I think most of the AH designers are big 40k fans

[tired steeple]

or terminator fans

or war of the worlds

[south valve]

Yeah

[graceful hamlet]

We even have Krieg armor in Helldivers

[visual vortex]

Let everyone be able to shoot an enemy at a certain spot a certain number of times and let the armor fall off

[south valve]

or that one movie

with the bugs

starship troopers

[tired steeple]

still annoys me the flag doesn't have a buff when the illuminate get fucking reality warping powers

[visual vortex]

And the cyborgs give a buff to their units

[graceful hamlet]

It ragebaits enemies now

[south valve]

Interesting way of putting it 😭

[visual vortex]

Strange

[graceful hamlet]

Tbf illuminate are all about the sci fi magic, and bots are robots so overclocking and all that

[thick fog]

Arrowhead doing anything but add actual content

[visual vortex]

How the zealot humans willing to die for super earth

Act the exact same

Withctheir flag next to them

[dire kayak]

i like satisfactory

[south valve]

They could totally just be like "it gives you a morale boost, buffing performance" and that would make perfect sense

[visual vortex]

But the bots get buffed by a finger point

[visual vortex]

Or just makes you more tanky

[south valve]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

And increased stamina recovery

It doesnt have to be amazing

BUT SOMETHING

[void lark]

I'm 90% convinced that the whole Terminator armor chasing tyranids in soace hulk is a direct inspiration from the starship trooper books

[south valve]

Democracy protects is already borderline magic

[little marten]

What’s the job

[void lark]

In the book the mobile infantry are legit space marines in power armor

[south valve]

Could be

[void lark]

But big and dumb so better

[south valve]

Tbh, I didn't know there were books

[jaunty path]

Putting gas in his rusted van

[south valve]

I thought it was just the movie

[jaunty path]

Hes slow

[visual vortex]

the realism and grunt fantasy excuses fall apart very quickly

Arrowhead does not play their own game

[south valve]

"Grunt fantasy"
Napalm barrage that can kill half the enemies on screen

[dire kayak]

i make stators in satisfactory

[void lark]

It's a series of books from the 60's

[little marten]

Fill the van with oil today

[dire kayak]

and i become happy

[visual vortex]

You shouldnt be punished for bringing the wrong weapon

[little marten]

Sell for 70% mark up tomorrow

[visual vortex]

You should be punished for playing like an idiot

[south valve]

Are you satisfied?

[visual vortex]

People want to be able to take down the impossible to feel something

[void lark]

Dudes in power armor fighting space bugd with portable nuke and power weapons

[dire kayak]

very much so

[visual vortex]

Not see a warstrider and go

[dire kayak]

time spent playing satisfactory is time well spent

[visual vortex]

"Welp, time to quit and get quasar cannon"

Because they're so obnoxious

[nocturne bloom]

you dont need it to kill one lol

[dire kayak]

i do like how the squid mechs can be killed with light pen weapons fairly easily

you just need good accuracy

[nocturne bloom]

almost every support wep can obliterate one on its weakpoint

[visual vortex]

That's how enemies should he designed

[dire kayak]

also i found out earlier

you can disable the veracitor's shield by destroying its eye

[visual vortex]

Playing a video game should be like going to the grocery store

If i grab a pickle jar

And slam it onto the ground

I expect people to look over and be shocked

Not expect people to ignore it

That's hd2

[formal mortar]

[green vector]

lmaooooo

bro just typing shit

[visual vortex]

No im not

[nocturne bloom]

[visual vortex]

Im saying hd2 feels like it doesnt interact with your actions

Also because i like smashing pickle jars

BUT that's another point later

[wraith otter]

can someone help me to get the Auric storm survive T_T

[dire kayak]

i like it when ADA yells at me for dying for the 223rd time

[visual vortex]

Who's ADA?

[dire kayak]

some woman who yaps at you in satisfactory

[formal mortar]

Try a lfg channel

[patent grove]

Smashing Pickles \m/

[dire kayak]

smashing pickles

[visual vortex]

Im a pickle smasher

[visual vortex]

I forgot which metal gear

But if you go to the woman in the bikini on the locker door

And look at it

Your squadmate will scold you

And say now isnt the time

[delicate summit]

So uhhh expeditions. Any good rewards from that?

👀

[visual vortex]

Cosmetics

[delicate summit]

Oh just that?

Not too bad

[visual vortex]

Free stuff

[delicate summit]

Yeah better than saving up gold

[visual vortex]

The torso and pants are good

The headgear is mid

[dire kayak]

[void lark]

mid is being generous

[visual vortex]

Im a generous man

[south valve]

In what way?

[visual vortex]

Like you have to bring the heaviest hitting weaponry to make enemies interact

[south valve]

I think I see what you mean

like to stagger them?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

But it's so hard to describe

It feels

[nocturne bloom]

[visual vortex]

Stagnant?

[south valve]

Good emoji

[south valve]

I can't say I really relate, but I understand you

[visual vortex]

Less is more than none

[dire kayak]

made my motor production more efficient

someone should make a 40k factory game

id play it so fucking much

[hard gorge]

A forge world factorio-like would go so hard

[dire kayak]

EXACTLY

[hard gorge]

called MANUFCATORUM or something

manage servitors, tech priests, production lines, etc

[visual vortex]

Add uprisings or something to spice it up

[hard gorge]

autism for the already autistic 40k fanbase

[stuck crescent]

I'm suprised they never made an offical version of chapter master

[hard gorge]

now thats a deep cut

[visual vortex]

Im not autistic

[dire kayak]

whats chapter master?

[visual vortex]

I say as a i am currently building a gundam

[graceful hamlet]

When factory building in Darktide

I want more factory building RPGs

[shrewd oak]

anyone know what's causing a memory leak?

[hard gorge]

Darktide turned management game

[shrewd oak]

currently sitting at 14 gigs

[stuck crescent]

its an old mod that lets you be a chapter master

[stuck crescent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjsOu2Kzbw

[hard gorge]

could be mods?

[shrewd oak]

none

[magic ridge]

Does anyone play unmodded anymore? 😄

[hard gorge]

Darktide is pretty bad with opitmization, hmmmm

I know it happens to me a lot too

[visual vortex]

Not for my 5090

[hard gorge]

the only mods i use are for extra character and loadout slots

[visual vortex]

Game runs pretty good

[drowsy lynx]

do you have the lua heap launch option added?

[hard gorge]

Managed to get 9 slots hehehe

two ogryns, two vets, two psykers and two zealots. Saving my last slot for a DLC class

[shrewd oak]

no launch options

[magic ridge]

Why have two of each? You can have as many skill trees and loadouts as you like.

[drowsy lynx]

If you're on steam you can add this to your launch options:
--lua-heap-mb-size 2048

[nocturne bloom]

Extra melk money

[visual vortex]

Melk gives me money for free

[nocturne bloom]

Noooo

Really??

[visual vortex]

Yeah

He loves me

[shrewd oak]

no change, still peaking at over 13 gigs

[delicate vapor]

god

hungry

[void lark]

eat

[visual vortex]

Go eat

Im not going to feed you

[dire kayak]

can i be fed?

[fast cosmos]

what do we actually get for doing the expeditions, just mats?

[stuck crescent]

no

starve

[visual vortex]

No

[dire kayak]

cosmetics

[visual vortex]

Feed yourself

[dire kayak]

WHYYYY

okay fine

[fast cosmos]

3 months since release still no new ones for scum in shop.

tuff.

gonna be another arbites type deal.

[visual vortex]

Arbites players have been waiting longer

Get cozy

[fair bridge]

probably. does suck though

games workshop sucks!!

[fair bridge]

i hope fs makes a tide game without warhammer affiliations in the future

would be sick

[visual vortex]

Because you cant feed yourself

[green vector]

ye and it would also have like 9 players

[fast cosmos]

i know. i was around for their release too

[fair bridge]

9 players + 1

ill be there

[green vector]

fatshark aint shit without warhammer

[fast cosmos]

true

[visual vortex]

The jacuzzi's still warm

[dire kayak]

9 players + 2

ill be there as well

[fair bridge]

clearly you arent familiar with their debut title bubby and the bingo boys

you call yourself a fan

[delicate vapor]

gem alert

[raven frost]

Where my OG Bubby fans at

[visual vortex]

Im not a gem

Im copper

[dire kayak]

my stators are finally efficient

[fair bridge]

i ordered a for parts dualsense controller

if it just has stick drift i will have made a substantial profit

[delicate vapor]

germ alert

[fair bridge]

gonna install these TMR joystick modules

never tried them before

[visual vortex]

Ps5?

[vernal verge]

At this point the only reasonable explanations are that the company making the assets is backed up and they are waiting to get enough assets to stake available, or they simply aren’t planning to and never will. Can’t argue that there aren’t enough hive scum models they can pull from.

[fair bridge]

ask games workshop

they're the reason there aren't any arbites cosmetics

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fast cosmos]

Yep.

GW is cucking FS.