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You better not hate on RJ on my watch 
eat me or eat me out

Oh my emperor
can i eat him?
Bretonnian rework when
That's what i look like irl
yeah u can have em
Once again, I’ve got a working theory that this server is being slowly corrupted by slaanesh
yaaayyy
A lot of members are
Im not
i will suffer not one slaaneshi aboard this vessel
Because this is discord
Me neither 😭
all my homies fkn HATE slaanesh
I hate slaanesh
True
welcome to the khorne gang
Their like the worst chaos god to join tbh
literally elf satan
(Actually this is debatable but just my opinion 🤷♂️)
It's between nurgle and slaanesh for me
khorne is the best because its mankinds horrorible deeds across all of time coming to fight them in a physical manifestation of bloodlust
I wish slaanesh was real so I could kick it's ass 
Khorne is the best because he has the hardest drip
ur god damn right
True
khornetards have the best drip for sure
you'll burn for that one
who's the funniest chaos god though
Khorne
the changer of ways loves a laugh
Funny how?
Blue one
up to you
blue man sneaky
Although I really do love the lord of virulence’s flesh coat looking thing
Malal
The emperor of mankind 
Khrone funniedt
Dude last night me and the others were getting fucking torn up by those twins 😭
He sticks needles in people's brains to make them always angey
The whole primarque stuff is pure slapsticl commedy
YOO
Can't convince me it was not on purpose
fellas are we mortis operatives now in darktide? Or was the mortis trials for havoc / expeditions, or are we thinking mortis missions are something seperate entirely
he also bans sorcery because he thinks its silly 
are you saying expeditions are in the matrix
I feel like khorne would be entirely respectful if you wanted no chaos mutations
Anybody know what is the hardest Maelstrom modifier is?
khorne only fucks with u if u slight him
or if you lose a fight
exactly
Accidentally says “FOR THE EMPEROR” in his presence 
chaos god has a spine??? based
Khorne is really cool
khorne has principles
Not only does he have drip
probably a all around nice fellow
But he also sits on a lazy boy chair
I wanna know if we were in the matrix to train for expeditions. I'm thinking there's a seperate mode still coming later
I II VE G used to be a treat
my stepmom at fatshark told me
what would you guys say is the least intense class to play? my hands are getting tired after runs
I do find the non chaos god worshipping chaos detachments pretty cool too though
ogryn
Arbites
ogryn
ogryn is pure head bonk chill mode compared to the human sized classes
I II VE G was also funny because it sounds like the French word for abortion and that's exatly how they felt back in the day 
At the cost of being a bullet sponge at times though
eye level is headshot for small enemy
When there’s like 4-5 heavy gunners it’s hell
True
im gonna play more helldivers
Unless you're mister e
autoswing is king
But I’m running a taunt build 😢
You're suggesting ogryn mains use anything but taunt
misert e plays ogryn like an absolute maniac
That's like telling discord users to shower
whats that? a mod?
mister e hates ogryn
dude i love bull rush
Same
lets me save the little ones
might as well be
I love ogryn but am hard on it because of what the class can be
Mister e doesn't know how to play ogryn
yeah my condolences if you are on console. It's called KeepSwinging
don't forget your heavies though you get spoiled by it
scum king
interesting. i dont wanna use that though
fuck mister e
i would
is that welsh
Uh oh
I was getting arthritis pain after prolonged matches it was the only thing that helped me
Ogryn does need to be immune to hounds and deal better damage with gunlugger tho
Also brass knuckles
use ur toes then
cheater
welsh spotted. exterminatus authorized.
Welshies are cool
Still better than being a krieg nerd
I fucking love that one part in one of the 40k books when an ogryn takes on a custodes with a table and is doing good for a solid like 5 seconds 😭
krieg vs world eaters who wins
I would say that Eldar clown fucker but he's not really a Chaos God.
What if the kried weren't germans but actualy welsh all along
See the krieg nerd crying about steel legion glaze when krieg have been the most overhyped reddit faction in ages
God I HATE KRIEG
Too bad the ogryns in darktide cant do this
"glaze"
krieg is a cool idea, a space army developing the same tactics as ww1 in a roundabout way. but do they have any interesting stories?
The dead ones
Yeah, it would be sick if they could add some sort of feature where you can use surroundings as weapons
A little like the rocks
I mean grab enemies and use rhem like a bat or throw them
death world called cardiff
That too
whats the best build for lazy arbites
And can get killed by emancipated dogs smaller than them
lol, lmao
The ogryn
eat them like a burgle to regain health
The arbite dogs have got me out of so many sticky situations
There are no good Krieg books
dammit man
A 10ft slab of pure muslce
Can get knocked on his ass by a dog
And killed by it
AMAZING GAME DESIGN
✨
Heard the newest one was good
that never sat right with me
Krieg wasn't that bad. haven't read Vraks though.
Necropolis from Gaunt's Ghost still solos both
day 1 i been saying this
Vraks is bolter porn
ogryn could catch that dog by the neck and squeeze
Found all Krieg books so boring
dogs are kinda crazy
read gaunt's ghosts?
i just finished the magos
I’ve heard good things
In some AU the packmaster became a new ogryn subclass 😔
nah cheating is like using those auspex mods that highlight the minigames for you
nice word
Cain's books are pretty good
Or just throw it off
When i play as ogryn
yeah that too
hell nah thats based
My brain naturally perceived the fucking dog as a nonthreat
Because it's smaller
Weaker
And lower to the ground
puny hound i crush you
It's actually unreal how a dog can completely thwart an ogryn's advance
Twice the pride, double the fall.
I mean whenever I hear it’s growl when it leaps I instinctively leap to the side
theres no way it would even be able to knock him off his feet
Exactly
i personally mash the f button
That's why my brain sees the dogs not as a threat
I think armoured ones I’d understand more but I just don’t see it happening with a regular one too tbh
By this logic my dog that goes up to my shins should be able to knock me down when ever he presses against my chest from a piece of furniture
Expect he ends up awkwardly bouncing off
Explain that fardshard
My dog likes to jump on me.
literally unplayable fartshart fix ur game
And step on my feet
He always steps on my feet >:[
agriworld plague hounds
Wait I haven’t checked it but can packmasters counter the ogryn rush too
Brings down the fun of playing ogryn
or something
for me it conflicts with the fantasy of being above all the man sized enemies
When i play ogryn
Same with being tackled by the muties too
I feel like we should be able to stop them in their tracks
i justify muties by just thinking its absolute warp fueled crackhead energy
And drop a powercell when a poxer smacks my ass
to be fair mutants are like. roughly equivalent in terms of power to ogryns because they're so fucking doped out
yeah that
Fair enuff
mega drugs or something
Dogs arent
but at the same time a mutie cant immobilize the ogryn like the puny dog
just wacks em around a bit
And throws them
A dog can literally kill a fucking ogryn
Keep in mind the dog only has one way of attacking when pouncing
A mouth
The ogryn's hand is bigger than the hound's head
What is stopping the ogryn from just grabbing it by the head and crushing its skull
Happened to me all too much
i think what it needs is a sort of qualifier for ogryns. like, they are immune to dog pounces unless the dog is behind them or whatever
dog becomes new hat.
Dogs shouldnt be able to knock down an ogryn
At all
digital love
Lights
dave - starlight
The Conversation by Pearl Django

max & intro - ostavi sve
meow
Supermen lovers - starlight 
world eaters did nothing wrong
angron is justified and moral 
Just dm me abunch of song names
What about magnus?
downeaster alexa
Eh, I wouldn't go that far
Mr Shorty by Marty Robbins
magnus has never made a correct decision and hates baby animals
your skull, i need it
drinking and driving-the business
Indifference - Gus Viseur
Saul goodman theme
Tiktok by joji but it needs to have the buff tf2 mercs as the video
Belgrade by battle tapes
i want a new periphery album
joji sucks ass
i need an opinion
why did they neuter hive scum
filthy frank made better music
Moonlight Gambler by Frankie Laine
theres 0 point in playin ga gun build anymor as hive lol
is the band - "I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME" good?
been listening to some of their songs lately but i cannot make up my mind
Is framegen still broken? I downloaded the update and it's still not working
you have forgotten the true point of this interactive video game you play
repent
and you seem like the type of person who knows what is a good band
idfk
its actually fixed
for my amd machine at least
aight
Really? It still shows it's not working on mine, makes it run worse with it on
ive been using it since the patch and its much improved
what is fatsharks obsession with making people switch to melee to do anything with their gun build
gameplay
i am shooting things far away
Every song is good besides imagine dragons
i cant melee things far away
And a few others that i forgot the mames of
Melee things in your face
You silly goose
The astronaut in thebocesn song
if i wanted ot melee i would play a melee build
i want gun i choose gun build
not melee gun build
But you have a melee weapon
Use it
fuck off
stupid rpers
Skill issue
swithcing to your sidearm is always faster than stabbing the distant enemies
The switching keystone is meant as a stone for melee build though

Average scum player, angry they to engage with more than half of the combat system
You need ot switch to melee and get a kll to get your ammo back now
do more drugs idiot
yo uused ot just be able to kill any special or elite
so now the gun build which could just shoot now has to use melee
scum is so busted its tiring
Mad because bad. Or something
its not just scum either
That he has to try now
its most of the classes
they keep throwing in this melee ranged hybrid thing
instead of just ranged
Oh here we go
back around again
And?
Every class has a ranged / melee
It’s how the game is meant to be
It's not a him problem it's a game problem I swear 
You idiot sandwich
too much shooty stabby in my shooty stabby horde game
one ofr the other
shut up eddy
u actually have final say in what buttons you push on your keyboard
"Its not fun to press da button, it too hard"
why would i think a discord full of people with irony melted brains could understand anything
Lmao
Cry harder
“Am I wrong? No, it’s clearly the people who play this game often and understand its basic mechanics who are wrong.”
Kind of hard to take someone complaining about melee in a melee game seriously
The melee is your primary weapon for a reason
I can get that argument for two classes at most - the rest? BS
The switching keystone on the vet is quite fun 
More fun than havint the recon and keeping left click pushed for 30 second straight per charger

Nothing is more fun than the thammer
That lasgun as the amo capacity of your averzge hollywood firearm
Poor Eddie, ganged up by bunch of nerds 🤓
Besides maybe infinite gunlugger in Mortis Trials.
Nothing's more fun than not having an ogryn in your squad
Except maybe not having an ogryn or a scum 
Now thems fighting words.
I'd win 
Bet he's the type of HS that doesn't stick with the group and immediately complains when he goes down
Lies
Slander
Deception most foul
hoouuggghhhhh
awoooooooooooooga
Ah yes, my reaction to a tall woman.
How did you know?
love a tall woman
Funny enough the game runs better for me with intel XeSS at ultra quality plus than it does with FSR on balanced
because they are very unlikely to be taller than me 
This game hates anything with an AMD name attached
1st sensible thing I've seen you say today
lol
You must be a giant
i short
no im 5'11
How’s the weather up there?
im 5'2
shortstack

its ok lads
HAHAHA
5'11 isn't so bad to find a tall woman 
YOU'RE SHORTER THAN ME
Shit bro you need to eat your veggies
yeah if a woman is taller than me im probably gonna run

I do :(
someone pick me up i wanna feel tall
Well at least you're a lucky bastard if you like taller women 
Where do you live my guy?
Pigmy island?
im from arizona
Are people small in arizona?
Smh, Arizona hogging all the tall people
if someone picked me up by the arms id act very angry but id be very happy
I don't know
That's about 180cm in real people metrics
I see those around quite often
women!>?>!>/
Ye
are u dutch
Smh, you mean to tell me that freedom units aren’t real?
It’s so over pals
French
We're not very tall
to me a very tall woman is like 5'9
My condolences
i used to be even shorter
Says the guy with a bretonnian profile picture
we all used to be shorter
i was like 4'11 at 14
No no, they’re Fantasy French, which means they’re honorable.
people always used imperial for height around me so i never learned how to use metric
Uh oh, I think I shook the French beehive
I was the same height between 12 and 16 years old
Some rough years in there 
Didn't help that I used to play rugby 
ive deposited many skulls upon the skull throne
Aw nvm
khorne blessed me
Lmao
dont believe their lies. metric doesnt exist
Just as long as they aren't space French (KRIEG)
Nah, they're blu
German blu
Blu=french
They wear the space version of the Adrian Frenchie helmet
Iirc
They sport full german uniform in greying blue and are called KRIEG
Shit their named guys are called hans grubber or some shit like that
Absolute germany
Haven't you ever played a paradox grand strategy game?
Blue means french
They're frencu
Nah it's z german helmet
Doesn’t look like a pickelhaube or a stahlhelm to me
Going to be honest, I just call them French because it makes krieg nerds mad
It does to me
i wanna buy mechanicus stuff
It makes me mad because I wish we had a proper french themed army
If I played one of those I wouldn't have enough money to buy this game
Are they still shite on table top
but i also need saturnines to practice my fire and i need more t'au mechs
HoIV
i dont play tabletop so i wouldnt know
If ibplayed that I wouldn't have money.
Yeah, Best we'll ever get is praetorians repainted blue
AND GW DEFFO ISN'T TOUCHING PRAETORIANS
Same
I'm sorry
Did you buy it on sale?
A fuckin podcast?
yeah
the saturnine praetor LOOK SO COOL
There's a warhammer store on the other side if the street I work on
Shit's like a crack den to me 
all on christmas sale
Man i want tau but I'm having enough trouble with necrons and thousand sons
eat my ass paul
Same
i can help with thousand sons
Is that the redcoat themed one?
Oh, i typed it in and for some reason some fuckin podcast came up instead of the song

You silly goose
British colonialists
Im free tuesday night
Kitbashing bri'ish themed army into a french one must be some form of heresy
To the Brits, maybe
I actually really like the praetorians, but GW will never bring that regiment back
For obviously reasons
Do they have a 40k rorke's drift?
Lack of balls 
Yes, against orks
Is that racist?
Not terrible
Its the praetorians, of course it is
It’s supposed to be a reference to that one painting
The battle of rorke's drift?
With the guy’s surrounded by zulu’s. It’s like in universe reference to irl propaganda
Yeah
I bet they're releasing the new class in the summer
The skiitari?
Probably
That or something else
Watch them pull a fast one and poop another necromundia one
What else could we get other than a skitarii
Depends how far they wan't to take it 
Just as long as its not a krieg class
Didn't they confirm that they won't do rattling
thank you for not lying
for some reason the mod im using for stalker SoC thought it would be a good idea to throw in a burer into the first section of X-18
i wouldve lied about that. you are a bigger person than me...
Not bad
Not bad
Not bad
Not a fan
I cant wait for them to add unwashed catgirls
Not bad
You have suggested alot of slow songs
Already know that one
I'll kill you, @uncut echo
This guy is a bot, probably, @misty trench
200%
Why tf are they called that
Escobar is Escobad
Is it like the Martian language
Does skitarii mean something in Martian or some shit
eh?
The escobar guy
Escobar is suspected to be a bot
Randomly got a friend request from them
force feed it British food
sussy baka
live laugh consume
fun fact - there is an scp that is just an amongus refrence
idk why i know so much scp
i just do
Scp specific autism
motto of the tyranids
Oh hey - more rations for us
i think so
mmmm ash
tastes like a good campfire mmmmm
I’ve eated a fair bit of ash this year
god please let it not be skiitarii it would be so fucking funny
UNGOC did no wrong
idk how much ash i ever ate but i gotta admit - a scorched kielbasa cooked on a campire has no equal
I’m a hopeless romantic, what can I say?
the ppl with chairlungs would disagree
but i diagress
Sure but what else can it be?
Eldar
Ash straight from the steam train is the best

oh yiss
Mostly hopeless 
I wish 
that's why we chuga chuga it down
They bring up the chair but not the thousands of other extremely dangerous anomalies that kill people without human intervention
Blow them all up and there will be no problem
Well yes - bcuz it shows that they are willing to jump the gun on stuff they know nothing about
But can you even justify having eldar in dt
They'd be op compared to the regular chud we're playing 
so they risk making stuff worse
i don't disagree with what they do
Only good one is a dead or destroyed one
I'd love the eldar weaponry though 
just how they do it
go kill josie then
woe ICBM
I see
cant wait till im the president of the united states imma kill so many ppl 🙏
WHY WAIT!
jk of course
Hey how do I get out of Grey?
talk enough
That's it? Just yap
yeah
we dont play the game darktide
zealot is really fun
Oh?
Agreed I prefer the speed
I used to play on Xbox and had a vet at 30 named scrimbly
And then I got a ps5 and could t transfer
when the foxgirl from league of legends transitions in 3 days -
So I made a zealot named scrimbly but fast lol
a lil joke
BASTION-220 COMBAT STANCE

-# I wish I died in the last firefight
I GOT BULLETS FOR ALL OF YA AHHAHAHAHAHA!!
Hive Scum
Hive scum is some m*th addicts
I fail to see the problem
Problem is they are hogging it all!!!
I have so many 40k memes and I can't use them
Hive Scum is best because I get to use TWO guns!!
I can SELL you some
Yeah.... I do meth more for the passion not the obligation
Wouldn't be the same
In game
Zealots just do pep pills
Crime is the secret ingredient
zealots talk too much
Fr
Man I give up, this game will never run well on AMD hardware
Don't you mean Ranters?
But FOR THE EMPEROR
Shouty talks too much? Shocker
I ran it through cloud play on my first Gen Xbox one s
Lol
For some reason fatshark didn't optimize the Game for AMD hardware during development and now for some reason they can't/won't fix it
It's so annoying
What is amd?
I've tried every fix I could find online and yet I'm still rubber banding from 130fps down to 40
Gpu manufacturer
Ohhhh
Female Anarchist: "I like a big strong man who's full of himself!"
Male Judge: "Madam... there are heretics to slay."
Female Anarchist: "MADAM?? Oooh that's fancy!"
Male Judge: "I am pleased you are satisfied, but I ask you do not read into it"
I play console
I'd be more inclined to believe it's something wrong with my PC but darktide is the only game that runs like absolute garbage
I can run space marine 2 on Max settings at Native AA and hold a stable 60
It's a bummer because I love this game but the optimizing is STILL bad almost 4 years since launch and it gets worse with each update
fat shark be like
tragic
Ogryn big, ogryn strong, but ogryn full of Gnosh not himself.
To be fair I'd rather play Darktide in this state than play it on a console
Female Outlaw: "I like a big strong fella who knows his way around a bit of carnage"
Male Professional: "Oh, I don't doubt it"
Female Outlaw: "A shame you're so moody all the time"
Male Professional: "It works for me"
Male Professional: "Don't crowd me!"
Female Outlaw: "Maybe I don't want anything happening to you, ever think of that?"
Male Professional: "I'll take my chances"
Female Outlaw: "With the Rotters or with me?"
I think she likes him
what no hes a total suck up
I think Female Authoritarian teases him a bit
I can fix him
He's canonically the most handsome of the Veterans
Do those lines also happen if they’re the same gender or are we all straight
Sire melk does not approve
So far I haven't seen any Yuri or Yaoi but we can hope
Screw Melk
Gasp
There are gendered exclusive dialogue

I know Female Professional and Male Judge have a flirting thing too
Not very professional if you ask me
Damn my bald ass guardswoman want that judge dredd dihhh
Two more days of sobriety
Hell yeah
?
Or none if you're brave enough
My favorite interactions will always be about the Male Maul and Jokaeros
I'll drink to that
note
Male Loose Cannon: "I always like it when we team up, it's the sparkling comversation"
Male Maul: "Be silent!"
Male Loose Cannon: "See? There it is again, you silver-tongued Jokaero"
Male Maul: "BE SILENT!"
Oh no i mean buying them im just nigh broke
Male Anarchist: "Oi Tithe-rat! Look, a Jokaero!"
Male Maul: "BE! SILENT!!"
Male Anarchist: "No, really! You can see it swinging with it's-"
Male Maul: "SHUT UP!!"
hi goober
Male Seer: "Why does that other Arbitrator get funny whenever someone mentions a Jokaero?"
Male Fatalist: "There is a rumor saying he used to work with one"
Male Seer: "Oh that's nice! Is it true?"
Male Fatalist: "I hope not. I can't imagine it ended well"
whyre u mean
probably because you're over 25 and all those folk become old n grumpy and dementia ridden
true tbh
What's that? Him at 26?
yep
Now I feel ten years younger
Actually no. 5 years
8 years
I wanna be 21 again
jakka how old are you
- I turn 30 in november
im 377 million years young
I'm still young tho!
I am 19
hm
Um excuse me but FOR WHAT?!?
I'M NOT THAT ANCIENT YA GRUMPY FEETUS!!
holy shit i actually got through wild territory without kruglov getting domed by the mercs once
that's..
wild
I feel ya jakka
wait
I was also alive when cadia exploded
are you over 25
Same
Just not ON Cadia huehuehue
Will not say.
Old.
That’s how I lost my legs
Don't answer, she'll think we're all living on IV tubes and in hospital beds
I drop kicked abandon in the balls with grenades tied to my feed
He has a mono ball now
Well how old are YOOOUUUU then??
I took one out
20
Get ready for that wheelchair Grandma
not over 25
missus hasn't played stalker she hasn't properly matured yet
u r
Hush up your noise
still needs some time in the oven
Missus never played crash bandicoot or Spyro
we need to cook missus
Ya young thundercat
L
My fire
Or Jak and Daxter
my one
Even bigger L
Desire
believe when
I was a Playstation kid growing up. Best times of my life
I say
i want
It that way
Being an 8 year old playing the original Gta San Andreas on the PS2. Staying up and copying cheat codes from a magazine
Sony allowed more pre orders of the ps2 than they had available. Many people including my family were told excuses about how Sony couldn’t give them a PS2 so in response my family and many others said fuck that fuck you give me my mony back I’m buying an XBox
That’s how Xbox got many of it’s purchases was out of vengeance against being betrayed by Sony
The core root of its birth was vengeance for broken promises and abandonment
That’s where the hate comes from
I don't really care much about Xbox. Never even played Halo
Shit boy you're almost as old as me 👨🦳
WHAT'S THE GRAY HAIR FOR?!? I'M NOT OLD!!
I don’t have any superiority ideas of one console Ofer the other I have a ps4 for the Godzilla game
where da fuq can i get wigs that don't look like ass.
asking the all-knowing genchat
That toho godxilla PlayStation gsme is so based but it’s so expensive now
Glad I got mine early
Ps2 godzilla games were the shiiiiiiiiit
8 year old 24 years ago is getting there my boy 
The ps3-4 one is so great it’s just like the movies
Hush up your noise!
The weird Godzilla fighting gsme was fun
The Xbox one was called Godzilla save the earth
A game I really miss from ps3 was MAG and Warhawk
left my pinterest alone for a year and im glad to see theres still pics of furry women and femboys
Gives headpats stimm
Have.
It's headpats, but on drugs
There’s a lot of fun old games
I loved lost planet series 1-2
3 was bad
Looked like dead soace 3 rip off
When you were in the snow and the bugs looked more like necromorphs
Female Loose Cannon: "Go on, hit me with one of those cold appraising stares"
Male Bounty Hunter: "What are you talking about??"
Female Loose Cannon: "Oh yeah, that's the stuff! Make me feel dead worthless"
Male Bounty Hunter: "You got a problem"
Female Loose Cannon: "Can't have too much of a good thing"
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
I BEG FOR ATTENTION
I genuinely hate the loose cannon voices
Lame
Fem loose cannon is the best vet voice hands down
Lost planet 1 had a Allright campaign and a AMAZING multiplayer it was weird like a arcade game with levels and ranks but the snow tech was insane for the time and the ability to just grab a gun of a mech and use it as a human, travel with grappling hook, had to make sure you didn’t freeze to death, could grapple hook almost anything and hold onto stuff or slide up and down with it to travel
i think you're alone on this one bro
Never alone
Male Professional
Not to mention the various cool ass mechs from the lost planet series and the weird giant bug aliens
I got voices that tell me im a GOD and starchild
Got the genders wrong
They always agree with me
i was leveling up chainaxe yesterday. charged chain attack to reaper head doesnt stop him from shooting lol you just get melted in point blank, so dumb
I would love it if lost planet series didn’t die and stayed true to it’s weird as fuck core
Nope
I mean it would probably work backwards too but I know its m lc and f bh
Male cutthroat is the best vet voice
lmfao
Male Loose Cannon doesn't say that to Male Bounty Hunter
You just want the characters to be gay
FOR CADIA
This is like those dream fans that shipped guys together despite them sayinf they didnt want it and werent gay
I mean does anyone ever want to be shipped
I forgot to include it also being f bh ok I'm tired
No
Yeah my experiences were
Female Loose Cannon: "Here we go again, the hero of Tertium and her plucky sidekick"
Male Bounty Hunter: "You BETTER not be talking about me!"
Female Loose Cannon: "Don't get offended, do good enough and you'll get a sidekick someday"
Male Bounty Hunter: "Oh I wish I was working alone"
I think she likes him
The idea of Millions saying you should bang someone is odd
A specific someone I mean
The only ships that are allowed are canon couples
Telling someone to get laid after calling them a chud is normal
Are there any cannon couples in Warhammer
I thought it was all war and incest nobles
And robot martians
Just because two characters have a decent dynamic doesn't mean they'll fuck the first second they can
Caiphus Cain and Averly Vail
They fuck like rabbits. And it's canon
What they do?
Yes
Yes
that’s nice for them
A commisar and an inquisitor
We should send them cookies
Caiphus is dead now
LMAO
Died from old age
...yeah
So there was no creepy age difference?
And for a Commissar he was actually a decent person to be around. He didn't just go shooting people all the time
Everyone felt the need to tell me tiber septum and barenziah had one so I feel the need to ask
Instead he made disobedient soldiers do latrine duties
One day he was stopping two companies of Valhallens to stop killing eachother, the next day he was stopping the same two companies from banging in the battlefield
Tiber semptim likes little girls
🤯
Septim
Yeah that makes me sad as a imperial Ngl
Make a N’wah start drinking and go to morrowind for a few years
I miss the giant bug cabs
I think he got her pregnant too?
Volcanoes are cool tf you mean
Yeah but magic abortion
Actual donald trump behaviour
As a Hawaiian, I disagree
They destroyed the place you play on morrowind in tho
Volcanoes are fucking awesome
Yeah my family in hawaii sends pics of then erupting every oncs jn a whime
Very cool
I want to jump into one
Okay fuck the SPECIFIC volcano that fucking ruins morrowind and kills all the cool wildlife and plant life
im eating 1k calories of birthday cake rn 🫃
You don't want to piss off Pēlē
Is that ok?
Better
Red mountain I believe that one is?
I apologize for letting hate blind me
Again, don't make Pēlē angry
Pele definetly fucks
Oh that’s cool
Volcanos and water make new land
So that’s like a real couple lol
We should send them cookies
I feel like such a newgen
Pele only wants cigarettes and booze
I just don’t like morrowind
Honestly way better than the magic hook bullshit
The greeks believed the universe was made out of breastmilk btw
I think it's cooler when there's actually a happy and stable relationship
That’s why the galaxy is called the milky way
That's rlly cool
....yeah.... happy and stable...
Cause it was said aphrodite’s tit milk made it
🤯
Morrowind had really alien but interesting wildlife and lands to explore and there was its own asassin clan and a clan of magic mushroom wizards and a clan of warriors and a clan of merchants and a clan of slavers
Where can i find aphrodite
Ans all of the dark elf clans were SUPER racist
The heavens idk
That was also part of why we love it
Must be the fountain of youth according to the greeks
It’s so hilarious how racist the dark elfs are
Don't you mean OLYMPUS?!?
Is that the place
Ye
Also they had BIG cities
Where can i find olympis
Think it’s on a mountain
Don't bother. Zeus is an asshole
Morrowind had city’s as big as you see in oblivion but completely different style of architecture
Zues wpuld understand
Alysium is better
He basically kidnapped hot women to be his wives
Did zeus inbreed I don’t remember
I think it was him or another greek god
All while having a wife
He'll understand im there to see the milky way
He killed grapers
Both him and poseidon
Maybe late to party but the blood angels Armageddon trailer was lame
Ares and Aphrodite were in a relationship. And also siblings
Poseidon was way worse
Tho
You know what
So most of them inbred
I like the greek gods
Hades is the goat
Ares was the only god who believed in consent
Because it shows that even gods can be corrupt
Most of all of the gods are inbred
Hades was actually the nicest of em all yeah
When it comes to any lore
He has only one wife (His niece) and wasn't even a bad guy
Hades was also cool I forgot that
Didn’t hades SA a woman though and it’s what he’s mainly known for
The r word of persephone
Kidnap, but not r word
Pretty sure all the gods of greece did that
Can’t say it here it gets muted
I should become a god
He killed assaulted
“Do not grade evils for one shall find kinship with the least” or something
They did love each other tho
what's the exact date next week for the next commodore's btw?
You get piwers if you kill another person in my arena
Hades was a decent lad
But yeah Hades and Aphrodite are like SUPER in love with eachother
Ares killed one of Poseidon’s littkr fuck ass nephews or cousins or something I believe for assaulting a lady
So, noobie question. Did they remove peeking over stuff?
No
Veterans can do it
I vividly remember being able to back in relase
Ah
Isnt it funny
