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feral vessel
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LMAO I GET HIM ON MY REELS SOMETIMES

void lark
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You better not hate on RJ on my watch chadgryn

feral vessel
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eat me or eat me out

green vector
buoyant loom
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we will place your skull upon the skull throne

tired sail
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Oh my emperor

dire kayak
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can i eat him?

void lark
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Bretonnian rework when

buoyant loom
tired sail
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Once again, I’ve got a working theory that this server is being slowly corrupted by slaanesh

dire kayak
buoyant loom
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i will suffer not one slaaneshi aboard this vessel

visual vortex
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Because this is discord

tired sail
buoyant loom
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all my homies fkn HATE slaanesh

visual vortex
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I hate slaanesh

tired sail
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True

buoyant loom
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welcome to the khorne gang

tired sail
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Their like the worst chaos god to join tbh

buoyant loom
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literally elf satan

tired sail
visual vortex
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It's between nurgle and slaanesh for me

buoyant loom
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khorne is the best because its mankinds horrorible deeds across all of time coming to fight them in a physical manifestation of bloodlust

void lark
feral vessel
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merp

visual vortex
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Khorne is the best because he has the hardest drip

buoyant loom
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ur god damn right

tired sail
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True

feral vessel
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khornetards have the best drip for sure

buoyant loom
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you'll burn for that one

limber light
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who's the funniest chaos god though

visual vortex
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Khorne

buoyant loom
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the changer of ways loves a laugh

stuck crescent
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Funny how?

jade stump
limber light
buoyant loom
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blue man sneaky

tired sail
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Although I really do love the lord of virulence’s flesh coat looking thing

buoyant loom
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red man angry

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purple lady horny

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green man smelly

stuck crescent
void lark
visual vortex
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Khrone funniedt

tired sail
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Dude last night me and the others were getting fucking torn up by those twins 😭

visual vortex
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He sticks needles in people's brains to make them always angey

void lark
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The whole primarque stuff is pure slapsticl commedy

void lark
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Can't convince me it was not on purpose

keen moon
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fellas are we mortis operatives now in darktide? Or was the mortis trials for havoc / expeditions, or are we thinking mortis missions are something seperate entirely

buoyant loom
buoyant loom
tired sail
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I feel like khorne would be entirely respectful if you wanted no chaos mutations

unique rampart
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Anybody know what is the hardest Maelstrom modifier is?

buoyant loom
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khorne only fucks with u if u slight him

green vector
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or if you lose a fight

buoyant loom
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exactly

green vector
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so u better not lose

tired sail
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Accidentally says “FOR THE EMPEROR” in his presence staregryn

buoyant loom
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chaos god has a spine??? based

visual vortex
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Khorne is really cool

buoyant loom
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khorne has principles

visual vortex
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Not only does he have drip

buoyant loom
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probably a all around nice fellow

visual vortex
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But he also sits on a lazy boy chair

keen moon
void lark
keen moon
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my stepmom at fatshark told me

buoyant loom
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ur stepmom is the fatshark

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AYO

robust flower
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what would you guys say is the least intense class to play? my hands are getting tired after runs

tired sail
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I do find the non chaos god worshipping chaos detachments pretty cool too though

buoyant loom
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ogryn

buoyant loom
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ogryn is pure head bonk chill mode compared to the human sized classes

void lark
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I II VE G was also funny because it sounds like the French word for abortion and that's exatly how they felt back in the day chadgryn

tired sail
buoyant loom
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eye level is headshot for small enemy

tired sail
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When there’s like 4-5 heavy gunners it’s hell

buoyant loom
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true

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just use charge, gunners solved

green vector
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ez

tired sail
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True

dire kayak
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im gonna play more helldivers

stuck crescent
tired sail
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But I’m running a taunt build 😢

visual vortex
buoyant loom
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misert e plays ogryn like an absolute maniac

visual vortex
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That's like telling discord users to shower

robust flower
dire kayak
buoyant loom
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dude i love bull rush

tired sail
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Same

buoyant loom
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lets me save the little ones

tired sail
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Aren’t you invulnerable when you’re rushing too?

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Or

buoyant loom
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might as well be

visual vortex
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I love ogryn but am hard on it because of what the class can be

stuck crescent
tired sail
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I just get hit way less when I use it

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Ah

keen moon
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don't forget your heavies though you get spoiled by it

buoyant loom
robust flower
green vector
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fuck mister e

buoyant loom
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i would

stuck crescent
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Ych a fi

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Have standards

buoyant loom
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is that welsh

tired sail
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Uh oh

keen moon
visual vortex
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Ogryn does need to be immune to hounds and deal better damage with gunlugger tho

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Also brass knuckles

buoyant loom
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welsh spotted. exterminatus authorized.

hazy kestrel
stuck crescent
buoyant loom
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u know what i agree

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im sorry wales

tired sail
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I fucking love that one part in one of the 40k books when an ogryn takes on a custodes with a table and is doing good for a solid like 5 seconds 😭

buoyant loom
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krieg vs world eaters who wins

feral vessel
void lark
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What if the kried weren't germans but actualy welsh all along

stuck crescent
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God I HATE KRIEG

visual vortex
void lark
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Who are the welsh of 40k?

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The ratling?

buoyant loom
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krieg is a cool idea, a space army developing the same tactics as ww1 in a roundabout way. but do they have any interesting stories?

visual vortex
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The dead ones

tired sail
stuck crescent
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Specifically kayax

tired sail
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A little like the rocks

visual vortex
buoyant loom
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death world called cardiff

visual vortex
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Or eat them for a health boost and small corruption

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Also no brass knuckles

robust flower
visual vortex
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And can get killed by emancipated dogs smaller than them

visual vortex
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The ogryn

feral vessel
tired sail
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The arbite dogs have got me out of so many sticky situations

hazy kestrel
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There are no good Krieg books

buoyant loom
visual vortex
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A 10ft slab of pure muslce

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Can get knocked on his ass by a dog

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And killed by it

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AMAZING GAME DESIGN

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stuck crescent
buoyant loom
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that never sat right with me

feral vessel
buoyant loom
buoyant loom
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ogryn could catch that dog by the neck and squeeze

hazy kestrel
robust flower
feral vessel
hazy kestrel
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Haven’t read the new one

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Not yet

buoyant loom
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i just finished the magos

hazy kestrel
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I’ve heard good things

tired sail
feral vessel
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Then read Gaunt's Ghosts

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probably the best imperial guard pluribus

keen moon
buoyant loom
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nice word

stuck crescent
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Cain's books are pretty good

visual vortex
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When i play as ogryn

feral vessel
visual vortex
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My brain naturally perceived the fucking dog as a nonthreat

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Because it's smaller

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Weaker

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And lower to the ground

buoyant loom
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puny hound i crush you

visual vortex
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It's actually unreal how a dog can completely thwart an ogryn's advance

hazy kestrel
tired sail
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I mean whenever I hear it’s growl when it leaps I instinctively leap to the side

buoyant loom
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theres no way it would even be able to knock him off his feet

feral vessel
visual vortex
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That's why my brain sees the dogs not as a threat

tired sail
visual vortex
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By this logic my dog that goes up to my shins should be able to knock me down when ever he presses against my chest from a piece of furniture

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Expect he ends up awkwardly bouncing off

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Explain that fardshard

hazy kestrel
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My dog likes to jump on me.

buoyant loom
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literally unplayable fartshart fix ur game

hazy kestrel
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And step on my feet

feral vessel
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fatshart

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i mean uh,

hazy kestrel
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He always steps on my feet >:[

feral vessel
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agriworld plague hounds

tired sail
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Wait I haven’t checked it but can packmasters counter the ogryn rush too

visual vortex
feral vessel
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or something

buoyant loom
visual vortex
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When i play ogryn

tired sail
visual vortex
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I want to BE the tank

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That can dish out damage

tired sail
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I feel like we should be able to stop them in their tracks

visual vortex
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But be targeted more

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Not be pounced on and be countered by every human counter

buoyant loom
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i justify muties by just thinking its absolute warp fueled crackhead energy

visual vortex
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And drop a powercell when a poxer smacks my ass

feral vessel
buoyant loom
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yeah that

tired sail
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Fair enuff

buoyant loom
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mega drugs or something

visual vortex
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Dogs arent

feral vessel
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try injecting 30kg of fentanyl at once

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in liquid form

buoyant loom
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but at the same time a mutie cant immobilize the ogryn like the puny dog

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just wacks em around a bit

visual vortex
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And throws them

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A dog can literally kill a fucking ogryn

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Keep in mind the dog only has one way of attacking when pouncing

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A mouth

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The ogryn's hand is bigger than the hound's head

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What is stopping the ogryn from just grabbing it by the head and crushing its skull

tired sail
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Happened to me all too much

visual vortex
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He has TWO hands

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The dog has one mouth

buoyant loom
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i think what it needs is a sort of qualifier for ogryns. like, they are immune to dog pounces unless the dog is behind them or whatever

stuck crescent
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Dog ate hat

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Am sad

buoyant loom
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dog becomes new hat.

visual vortex
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At all

elder merlin
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Give me songs

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I need new music

buoyant loom
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digital love

visual vortex
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Lights

green vector
hazy kestrel
buoyant loom
stuck crescent
dire kayak
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meow

void lark
buoyant loom
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world eaters did nothing wrong chadgryn angron is justified and moral chadgryn

elder merlin
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Just dm me abunch of song names

buoyant loom
hazy kestrel
buoyant loom
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magnus has never made a correct decision and hates baby animals

buoyant loom
stuck crescent
hazy kestrel
visual vortex
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Saul goodman theme

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Tiktok by joji but it needs to have the buff tf2 mercs as the video

limpid vigil
buoyant loom
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i want a new periphery album

green vector
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joji sucks ass

limpid vigil
versed raven
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why did they neuter hive scum

buoyant loom
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filthy frank made better music

hazy kestrel
versed raven
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theres 0 point in playin ga gun build anymor as hive lol

limpid vigil
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been listening to some of their songs lately but i cannot make up my mind

ebon tinsel
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Is framegen still broken? I downloaded the update and it's still not working

buoyant loom
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repent

limpid vigil
buoyant loom
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for my amd machine at least

limpid vigil
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aight

ebon tinsel
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Really? It still shows it's not working on mine, makes it run worse with it on

buoyant loom
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ive been using it since the patch and its much improved

versed raven
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what is fatsharks obsession with making people switch to melee to do anything with their gun build

buoyant loom
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gameplay

versed raven
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i am shooting things far away

visual vortex
versed raven
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i cant melee things far away

visual vortex
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And a few others that i forgot the mames of

hazy kestrel
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You silly goose

visual vortex
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The astronaut in thebocesn song

versed raven
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if i wanted ot melee i would play a melee build

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i want gun i choose gun build

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not melee gun build

hazy kestrel
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Use it

versed raven
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fuck off

visual vortex
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Nice Eddie pfp

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I like you

versed raven
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stupid rpers

hazy kestrel
buoyant loom
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swithcing to your sidearm is always faster than stabbing the distant enemies

void lark
stuck crescent
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Average scum player, angry they to engage with more than half of the combat system

versed raven
buoyant loom
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do more drugs idiot

versed raven
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yo uused ot just be able to kill any special or elite

green vector
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scum is still op as fuck

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what is bro babbling about

versed raven
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so now the gun build which could just shoot now has to use melee

buoyant loom
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scum is so busted its tiring

hazy kestrel
versed raven
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its not just scum either

stuck crescent
versed raven
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its most of the classes

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they keep throwing in this melee ranged hybrid thing

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instead of just ranged

hazy kestrel
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Oh here we go

buoyant loom
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back around again

stuck crescent
hazy kestrel
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Every class has a ranged / melee

green vector
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cause its a primarily melee game

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you chud

hazy kestrel
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It’s how the game is meant to be

void lark
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It's not a him problem it's a game problem I swear chadgryn

hazy kestrel
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You idiot sandwich

versed raven
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its not fun

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to kee pswitching

buoyant loom
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too much shooty stabby in my shooty stabby horde game

versed raven
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one ofr the other

green vector
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shut up eddy

buoyant loom
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u actually have final say in what buttons you push on your keyboard

stuck crescent
versed raven
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why would i think a discord full of people with irony melted brains could understand anything

buoyant loom
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cope and seethe

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wallow in your self loathing!!!

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or just get better at scum

hazy kestrel
stuck crescent
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Kind of hard to take someone complaining about melee in a melee game seriously

hazy kestrel
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The melee is your primary weapon for a reason

limpid vigil
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I can get that argument for two classes at most - the rest? BS

void lark
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The switching keystone on the vet is quite fun chadgryn

stuck crescent
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Don't tell him that

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Melee not fun

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Only shoot

void lark
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More fun than havint the recon and keeping left click pushed for 30 second straight per charger

hazy kestrel
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Nothing is more fun than the thammer

void lark
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That lasgun as the amo capacity of your averzge hollywood firearm

somber stream
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Poor Eddie, ganged up by bunch of nerds 🤓

hazy kestrel
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Besides maybe infinite gunlugger in Mortis Trials.

hazy kestrel
void lark
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Nothing's more fun than not having an ogryn in your squad

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Except maybe not having an ogryn or a scum chadgryn

hazy kestrel
void lark
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I'd win chadgryn

stuck crescent
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Bet he's the type of HS that doesn't stick with the group and immediately complains when he goes down

hazy kestrel
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Slander

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Deception most foul

dire kayak
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hoouuggghhhhh

buoyant loom
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awoooooooooooooga

hazy kestrel
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How did you know?

buoyant loom
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love a tall woman

ebon tinsel
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Funny enough the game runs better for me with intel XeSS at ultra quality plus than it does with FSR on balanced

buoyant loom
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because they are very unlikely to be taller than me chadgryn

ebon tinsel
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This game hates anything with an AMD name attached

void lark
buoyant loom
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lol

dire kayak
buoyant loom
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no im 5'11

hazy kestrel
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How’s the weather up there?

dire kayak
buoyant loom
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shortstack

dire kayak
hazy kestrel
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5’4

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It’s so over

buoyant loom
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its ok lads

stuck crescent
void lark
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5'11 isn't so bad to find a tall woman chadgryn

stuck crescent
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YOU'RE SHORTER THAN ME

void lark
buoyant loom
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yeah if a woman is taller than me im probably gonna run

dire kayak
hazy kestrel
buoyant loom
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dont think ive ever met one

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thats scary

dire kayak
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someone pick me up i wanna feel tall

buoyant loom
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sure

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i hit my hands on my ceiling fan

void lark
hazy kestrel
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Someone pick me up I wanna be prince carried. I mean, uh.

void lark
buoyant loom
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im from arizona

void lark
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Are people small in arizona?

buoyant loom
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not particularly lol

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5'11 is quite exceptional height for a woman is it not?

hazy kestrel
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Smh, Arizona hogging all the tall people

dire kayak
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if someone picked me up by the arms id act very angry but id be very happy

hazy kestrel
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My grandma’s short

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Probably around your height Goober

void lark
buoyant loom
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women!>?>!>/

void lark
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Ye

buoyant loom
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are u dutch

hazy kestrel
green vector
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182

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im 182

hazy kestrel
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It’s so over pals

void lark
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French

green vector
void lark
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We're not very tall

buoyant loom
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to me a very tall woman is like 5'9

hazy kestrel
dire kayak
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i used to be even shorter

void lark
buoyant loom
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we all used to be shorter

dire kayak
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i was like 4'11 at 14

hazy kestrel
buoyant loom
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i was my full height at 15

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🌲

dire kayak
hazy kestrel
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Uh oh, I think I shook the French beehive

void lark
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I was the same height between 12 and 16 years old
Some rough years in there KEKW_ogryn
Didn't help that I used to play rugby KEKW_ogryn

buoyant loom
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ive deposited many skulls upon the skull throne

hazy kestrel
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Aw nvm

buoyant loom
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khorne blessed me

hazy kestrel
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Lmao

buoyant loom
stuck crescent
void lark
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Krieg are germans

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And I will die on that hill

stuck crescent
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Nah, they're blu

void lark
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German blu

stuck crescent
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Blu=french

hazy kestrel
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Iirc

void lark
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They sport full german uniform in greying blue and are called KRIEG

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Shit their named guys are called hans grubber or some shit like that

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Absolute germany

stuck crescent
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They're frencu

void lark
hazy kestrel
stuck crescent
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Going to be honest, I just call them French because it makes krieg nerds mad

void lark
dire kayak
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i wanna buy mechanicus stuff

void lark
rain idol
stuck crescent
dire kayak
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but i also need saturnines to practice my fire and i need more t'au mechs

dire kayak
hazy kestrel
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I’ve heard good things

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But I also don’t want my wallet to evaporate

rain idol
stuck crescent
hazy kestrel
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So I play Total Warhammer 3

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And experience the same wallet deletion lmao

stuck crescent
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AND GW DEFFO ISN'T TOUCHING PRAETORIANS

green vector
hazy kestrel
stuck crescent
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I'm sorry

hazy kestrel
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Did you buy it on sale?

elder merlin
green vector
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yeah

dire kayak
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the saturnine praetor LOOK SO COOL

void lark
green vector
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all on christmas sale

hazy kestrel
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It’s music you goose

elder merlin
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Thanks tho

rain idol
green vector
hazy kestrel
dire kayak
void lark
elder merlin
stuck crescent
elder merlin
void lark
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Kitbashing bri'ish themed army into a french one must be some form of heresy

stuck crescent
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I actually really like the praetorians, but GW will never bring that regiment back

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For obviously reasons

void lark
void lark
stuck crescent
void lark
elder merlin
stuck crescent
tired steeple
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It’s supposed to be a reference to that one painting

void lark
tired steeple
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With the guy’s surrounded by zulu’s. It’s like in universe reference to irl propaganda

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Yeah

jaunty path
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I bet they're releasing the new class in the summer

void lark
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The skiitari?

stuck crescent
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Probably

jaunty path
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That or something else

void lark
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Watch them pull a fast one and poop another necromundia one

tired steeple
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What else could we get other than a skitarii

stuck crescent
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Swagger

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Swagger class

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Hundred years of swagger dlc

void lark
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Depends how far they wan't to take it KEKW_ogryn

tired steeple
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I still think we need some sort of subclass ngl

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I know we have 3 different trees

stuck crescent
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Just as long as its not a krieg class

void lark
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They can go the abhuman route

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Watch people struggle with rattling

stuck crescent
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Didn't they confirm that they won't do rattling

green vector
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100%

pearl viper
feral vessel
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for some reason the mod im using for stalker SoC thought it would be a good idea to throw in a burer into the first section of X-18

pearl viper
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i wouldve lied about that. you are a bigger person than me...

elder merlin
elder merlin
void lark
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Not bad

elder merlin
jaunty path
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I cant wait for them to add unwashed catgirls

elder merlin
elder merlin
elder merlin
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I'll kill you, @uncut echo

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This guy is a bot, probably, @misty trench

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
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Why tf are they called that

cobalt lichen
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Escobar is Escobad

gloomy tartan
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Is it like the Martian language

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Does skitarii mean something in Martian or some shit

cobalt lichen
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Lmao they set me a friend request too

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wtf

acoustic pebble
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I'm back

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I finally got MILK

elder merlin
cobalt lichen
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Escobar is suspected to be a bot

elder merlin
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Randomly got a friend request from them

cobalt lichen
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they’re suspected

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same

elder merlin
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Never seen that fucker in my life

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Kill it

cobalt lichen
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force feed it British food

green vector
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sussy baka

dire kayak
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live laugh consume

limpid vigil
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idk why i know so much scp

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i just do

misty trench
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ok I demolished them

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reduced to ashes

cobalt lichen
cobalt lichen
limpid vigil
limpid vigil
cobalt lichen
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mmmm ash

limpid vigil
cobalt lichen
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I’ve eated a fair bit of ash this year

grand mural
grand mural
limpid vigil
hazy kestrel
limpid vigil
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but i diagress

void lark
grand mural
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Eldar

cobalt lichen
grand mural
limpid vigil
void lark
void lark
hazy kestrel
limpid vigil
grand mural
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Blow them all up and there will be no problem

limpid vigil
void lark
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But can you even justify having eldar in dt
They'd be op compared to the regular chud we're playing KEKW_ogryn

limpid vigil
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i don't disagree with what they do

grand mural
void lark
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I'd love the eldar weaponry though chadgryn

limpid vigil
limpid vigil
grand mural
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woe ICBM

elder merlin
jaunty path
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cant wait till im the president of the united states imma kill so many ppl 🙏

dire kayak
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ahriman in 3 days

atomic perch
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Hey how do I get out of Grey?

dire kayak
atomic perch
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That's it? Just yap

dire kayak
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yeah

atomic perch
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Bet

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So what class yall play

buoyant loom
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we dont play the game darktide

dire kayak
#

zealot is really fun

atomic perch
atomic perch
#

I used to play on Xbox and had a vet at 30 named scrimbly

#

And then I got a ps5 and could t transfer

limpid vigil
atomic perch
#

So I made a zealot named scrimbly but fast lol

grand mural
cobalt lichen
grand mural
#

-# I wish I died in the last firefight

acoustic pebble
#

Hive Scum

atomic perch
acoustic pebble
atomic perch
#

Hive scum is some m*th addicts

acoustic pebble
#

I fail to see the problem

atomic perch
#

No problem

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Just an observation

thin wagon
#

Problem is they are hogging it all!!!

atomic perch
#

I have so many 40k memes and I can't use them

acoustic pebble
#

Hive Scum is best because I get to use TWO guns!!

grand mural
#

this is why you join the guard son

#

so you can do meth legally

green vector
acoustic pebble
thin wagon
#

Yeah.... I do meth more for the passion not the obligation

acoustic pebble
thin wagon
#

In game

acoustic pebble
#

I like doing things ILEGALLY

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Like housing cows

atomic perch
#

Zealots just do pep pills

thin wagon
#

Crime is the secret ingredient

grand mural
#

zealots talk too much

atomic perch
#

Fr

ebon tinsel
#

Man I give up, this game will never run well on AMD hardware

acoustic pebble
atomic perch
#

But FOR THE EMPEROR

thin wagon
#

Shouty talks too much? Shocker

atomic perch
#

Lol

ebon tinsel
#

For some reason fatshark didn't optimize the Game for AMD hardware during development and now for some reason they can't/won't fix it

#

It's so annoying

atomic perch
#

What is amd?

ebon tinsel
#

I've tried every fix I could find online and yet I'm still rubber banding from 130fps down to 40

#

Gpu manufacturer

atomic perch
#

Ohhhh

acoustic pebble
#

Female Anarchist: "I like a big strong man who's full of himself!"

Male Judge: "Madam... there are heretics to slay."

Female Anarchist: "MADAM?? Oooh that's fancy!"

Male Judge: "I am pleased you are satisfied, but I ask you do not read into it"

atomic perch
#

I play console

ebon tinsel
#

I'd be more inclined to believe it's something wrong with my PC but darktide is the only game that runs like absolute garbage

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I can run space marine 2 on Max settings at Native AA and hold a stable 60

#

It's a bummer because I love this game but the optimizing is STILL bad almost 4 years since launch and it gets worse with each update

green vector
#

fat shark be like

jaunty path
thin wagon
#

Ogryn big, ogryn strong, but ogryn full of Gnosh not himself.

ebon tinsel
#

To be fair I'd rather play Darktide in this state than play it on a console

acoustic pebble
#

Female Outlaw: "I like a big strong fella who knows his way around a bit of carnage"

Male Professional: "Oh, I don't doubt it"

Female Outlaw: "A shame you're so moody all the time"

Male Professional: "It works for me"

#

Male Professional: "Don't crowd me!"

Female Outlaw: "Maybe I don't want anything happening to you, ever think of that?"

Male Professional: "I'll take my chances"

Female Outlaw: "With the Rotters or with me?"

#

I think she likes him

thick fog
#

I think everyone wants to flirt and date with professional

#

Cant blame them

jaunty path
#

what no hes a total suck up

acoustic pebble
thick fog
acoustic pebble
tired steeple
#

Do those lines also happen if they’re the same gender or are we all straight

atomic perch
#

Sire melk does not approve

acoustic pebble
acoustic pebble
atomic perch
#

Gasp

thick fog
atomic perch
acoustic pebble
#

I know Female Professional and Male Judge have a flirting thing too

void lark
#

Not very professional if you ask me

tired steeple
#

Damn my bald ass guardswoman want that judge dredd dihhh

jaunty path
#

Two more days of sobriety

acoustic pebble
atomic perch
jaunty path
#

or three

#

depending on how I'm feeling

void lark
#

Or none if you're brave enough

acoustic pebble
#

My favorite interactions will always be about the Male Maul and Jokaeros

jaunty path
#

and shit my guts out

acoustic pebble
#

I'll drink to that

jaunty path
#

note

green vector
jaunty path
#

1 liter of undrank rum

#

40% alc

#

I feel like that could kill someone

acoustic pebble
#

Male Loose Cannon: "I always like it when we team up, it's the sparkling comversation"

Male Maul: "Be silent!"

Male Loose Cannon: "See? There it is again, you silver-tongued Jokaero"

Male Maul: "BE SILENT!"

rain idol
acoustic pebble
#

Male Anarchist: "Oi Tithe-rat! Look, a Jokaero!"

Male Maul: "BE! SILENT!!"

Male Anarchist: "No, really! You can see it swinging with it's-"

Male Maul: "SHUT UP!!"

dire kayak
#

meow

#

meowsus

jaunty path
#

hi goober

acoustic pebble
#

Male Seer: "Why does that other Arbitrator get funny whenever someone mentions a Jokaero?"

Male Fatalist: "There is a rumor saying he used to work with one"

Male Seer: "Oh that's nice! Is it true?"

Male Fatalist: "I hope not. I can't imagine it ended well"

jaunty path
#

probably because you're over 25 and all those folk become old n grumpy and dementia ridden

green vector
#

true tbh

acoustic pebble
#

Oi! I'm not grumpy! Or got dementia!

#

We're still young!

jaunty path
#

this is jerma now btw.

acoustic pebble
#

What's that? Him at 26?

jaunty path
#

yep

acoustic pebble
#

Now I feel ten years younger

#

Actually no. 5 years

#

8 years

#

I wanna be 21 again

jaunty path
#

jakka how old are you

acoustic pebble
#
  1. I turn 30 in november
dire kayak
#

im 377 million years young

acoustic pebble
#

I'm still young tho!

jaunty path
atomic perch
#

I am 19

jaunty path
#

hm

acoustic pebble
jaunty path
#

need to get ya in the dreadnought

#

very old

acoustic pebble
feral vessel
#

holy shit i actually got through wild territory without kruglov getting domed by the mercs once

that's..
wild

gloomy tartan
#

I feel ya jakka

jaunty path
#

wait

gloomy tartan
#

I was also alive when cadia exploded

acoustic pebble
#

Just not ON Cadia huehuehue

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
#

I remember when shrek came out

#

I was on Cadia

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

That’s how I lost my legs

acoustic pebble
gloomy tartan
#

I drop kicked abandon in the balls with grenades tied to my feed

#

He has a mono ball now

acoustic pebble
gloomy tartan
#

I took one out

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

He only has one ball now it’s cannon

#

Missus is basically a fetus

acoustic pebble
jaunty path
#

not over 25

feral vessel
#

missus hasn't played stalker she hasn't properly matured yet

jaunty path
#

u r

acoustic pebble
#

Hush up your noise

feral vessel
#

still needs some time in the oven

gloomy tartan
#

Missus never played crash bandicoot or Spyro

feral vessel
#

we need to cook missus

acoustic pebble
#

Ya young thundercat

gloomy tartan
#

L

void lark
acoustic pebble
gloomy tartan
#

I missed that one

#

I know of if

feral vessel
acoustic pebble
#

Even bigger L

gloomy tartan
#

I’d love to play that one

#

You know xbone

void lark
gloomy tartan
#

I got that

#

It’s cuz the stupid PlayStation 2 and Sony

feral vessel
acoustic pebble
void lark
feral vessel
void lark
acoustic pebble
#

Being an 8 year old playing the original Gta San Andreas on the PS2. Staying up and copying cheat codes from a magazine

gloomy tartan
#

That’s how Xbox got many of it’s purchases was out of vengeance against being betrayed by Sony

#

The core root of its birth was vengeance for broken promises and abandonment

#

That’s where the hate comes from

acoustic pebble
#

I don't really care much about Xbox. Never even played Halo

void lark
acoustic pebble
gloomy tartan
#

I don’t have any superiority ideas of one console Ofer the other I have a ps4 for the Godzilla game

feral vessel
#

where da fuq can i get wigs that don't look like ass.

#

asking the all-knowing genchat

gloomy tartan
#

That toho godxilla PlayStation gsme is so based but it’s so expensive now

#

Glad I got mine early

acoustic pebble
void lark
gloomy tartan
#

The ps3-4 one is so great it’s just like the movies

gloomy tartan
#

The weird Godzilla fighting gsme was fun

#

The Xbox one was called Godzilla save the earth

acoustic pebble
#

A game I really miss from ps3 was MAG and Warhawk

dire kayak
#

hoouuggghhh

#

i need headpats

feral vessel
#

left my pinterest alone for a year and im glad to see theres still pics of furry women and femboys

acoustic pebble
feral vessel
acoustic pebble
#

It's headpats, but on drugs

gloomy tartan
#

There’s a lot of fun old games

#

I loved lost planet series 1-2

#

3 was bad

#

Looked like dead soace 3 rip off

#

When you were in the snow and the bugs looked more like necromorphs

acoustic pebble
#

Female Loose Cannon: "Go on, hit me with one of those cold appraising stares"

Male Bounty Hunter: "What are you talking about??"

Female Loose Cannon: "Oh yeah, that's the stuff! Make me feel dead worthless"

Male Bounty Hunter: "You got a problem"

Female Loose Cannon: "Can't have too much of a good thing"

feral vessel
#

PAY ATTENTION TO ME
I BEG FOR ATTENTION

visual vortex
lethal solstice
#

Lame

visual vortex
#

Lame

#

😴

lethal solstice
#

Fem loose cannon is the best vet voice hands down

gloomy tartan
#

Lost planet 1 had a Allright campaign and a AMAZING multiplayer it was weird like a arcade game with levels and ranks but the snow tech was insane for the time and the ability to just grab a gun of a mech and use it as a human, travel with grappling hook, had to make sure you didn’t freeze to death, could grapple hook almost anything and hold onto stuff or slide up and down with it to travel

feral vessel
visual vortex
#

Never alone

acoustic pebble
gloomy tartan
#

Not to mention the various cool ass mechs from the lost planet series and the weird giant bug aliens

visual vortex
#

I got voices that tell me im a GOD and starchild

visual vortex
#

They always agree with me

sour oyster
#

i was leveling up chainaxe yesterday. charged chain attack to reaper head doesnt stop him from shooting lol you just get melted in point blank, so dumb

gloomy tartan
#

I would love it if lost planet series didn’t die and stayed true to it’s weird as fuck core

acoustic pebble
visual vortex
#

Ive heard this like in game

lethal solstice
#

I mean it would probably work backwards too but I know its m lc and f bh

gloomy tartan
#

Male cutthroat is the best vet voice

lethal solstice
#

Wait do both of them have it

#

Thats amazing

acoustic pebble
visual vortex
#

You just want the characters to be gay

gloomy tartan
#

FOR CADIA

visual vortex
#

This is like those dream fans that shipped guys together despite them sayinf they didnt want it and werent gay

gloomy tartan
#

I mean does anyone ever want to be shipped

lethal solstice
#

I forgot to include it also being f bh ok I'm tired

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
#

Exactly

#

It’s allways non consensual lol

visual vortex
acoustic pebble
#

Female Loose Cannon: "Here we go again, the hero of Tertium and her plucky sidekick"

Male Bounty Hunter: "You BETTER not be talking about me!"

Female Loose Cannon: "Don't get offended, do good enough and you'll get a sidekick someday"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Oh I wish I was working alone"

#

I think she likes him

gloomy tartan
#

The idea of Millions saying you should bang someone is odd

#

A specific someone I mean

visual vortex
#

The only ships that are allowed are canon couples

gloomy tartan
#

Telling someone to get laid after calling them a chud is normal

#

Are there any cannon couples in Warhammer

#

I thought it was all war and incest nobles

#

And robot martians

visual vortex
#

Just because two characters have a decent dynamic doesn't mean they'll fuck the first second they can

acoustic pebble
#

They fuck like rabbits. And it's canon

gloomy tartan
#

What they do?

acoustic pebble
#

Yes

gloomy tartan
#

They like soldiers?

#

High rank?

acoustic pebble
#

No, they fuck eachother

#

And Averly is an inquisitor

gloomy tartan
#

Oh okay so like

#

On the team of big E

acoustic pebble
#

Yes

gloomy tartan
#

that’s nice for them

acoustic pebble
#

A commisar and an inquisitor

gloomy tartan
#

We should send them cookies

acoustic pebble
#

Caiphus is dead now

visual vortex
#

LMAO

acoustic pebble
#

Died from old age

gloomy tartan
#

Are they both old now?

#

Since he died from old age

acoustic pebble
#

...yeah

gloomy tartan
#

So there was no creepy age difference?

acoustic pebble
#

And for a Commissar he was actually a decent person to be around. He didn't just go shooting people all the time

gloomy tartan
acoustic pebble
#

Instead he made disobedient soldiers do latrine duties

#

One day he was stopping two companies of Valhallens to stop killing eachother, the next day he was stopping the same two companies from banging in the battlefield

tired steeple
#

Tiber semptim likes little girls

visual vortex
#

🤯

tired steeple
#

Septim

gloomy tartan
#

Yeah that makes me sad as a imperial Ngl

#

Make a N’wah start drinking and go to morrowind for a few years

#

I miss the giant bug cabs

tired steeple
#

I think he got her pregnant too?

gloomy tartan
#

Fuck volcanos

#

Killing all the cool shit

visual vortex
#

Volcanoes are cool tf you mean

gloomy tartan
tired steeple
#

Actual donald trump behaviour

acoustic pebble
gloomy tartan
#

They destroyed the place you play on morrowind in tho

acoustic pebble
#

Volcanoes are fucking awesome

visual vortex
#

Yeah my family in hawaii sends pics of then erupting every oncs jn a whime

#

Very cool

#

I want to jump into one

gloomy tartan
#

Okay fuck the SPECIFIC volcano that fucking ruins morrowind and kills all the cool wildlife and plant life

green vector
#

im eating 1k calories of birthday cake rn 🫃

acoustic pebble
#

You don't want to piss off Pēlē

gloomy tartan
#

Is that ok?

acoustic pebble
tired steeple
#

Red mountain I believe that one is?

gloomy tartan
#

I apologize for letting hate blind me

acoustic pebble
#

Again, don't make Pēlē angry

gloomy tartan
#

Pele definetly fucks

acoustic pebble
#

She did

#

With the water god

gloomy tartan
#

Oh that’s cool

#

Volcanos and water make new land

#

So that’s like a real couple lol

visual vortex
#

We should send them cookies

tired steeple
#

I feel like such a newgen

acoustic pebble
tired steeple
#

I just don’t like morrowind

gloomy tartan
#

That’s cool that the lore fits with what happens naturally

#

Like really cool

acoustic pebble
tired steeple
#

The greeks believed the universe was made out of breastmilk btw

visual vortex
tired steeple
#

That’s why the galaxy is called the milky way

visual vortex
#

That's rlly cool

acoustic pebble
tired steeple
#

Cause it was said aphrodite’s tit milk made it

visual vortex
#

🤯

gloomy tartan
#

Morrowind had really alien but interesting wildlife and lands to explore and there was its own asassin clan and a clan of magic mushroom wizards and a clan of warriors and a clan of merchants and a clan of slavers

visual vortex
#

Where can i find aphrodite

gloomy tartan
#

Ans all of the dark elf clans were SUPER racist

tired steeple
#

The heavens idk

gloomy tartan
#

That was also part of why we love it

visual vortex
#

Must be the fountain of youth according to the greeks

gloomy tartan
#

It’s so hilarious how racist the dark elfs are

acoustic pebble
tired steeple
#

Is that the place

acoustic pebble
#

Ye

gloomy tartan
#

Also they had BIG cities

visual vortex
#

Where can i find olympis

tired steeple
#

Think it’s on a mountain

acoustic pebble
gloomy tartan
#

Morrowind had city’s as big as you see in oblivion but completely different style of architecture

visual vortex
#

Zues wpuld understand

acoustic pebble
#

Alysium is better

visual vortex
#

He basically kidnapped hot women to be his wives

gloomy tartan
#

Zeus turned into birds and took ass

#

Stole I mean

tired steeple
#

Did zeus inbreed I don’t remember

visual vortex
#

I think it was him or another greek god

acoustic pebble
gloomy tartan
#

Zeus was the no consent god

#

Aries was based

visual vortex
#

He'll understand im there to see the milky way

gloomy tartan
#

He killed grapers

rare pulsar
little marten
#

Maybe late to party but the blood angels Armageddon trailer was lame

acoustic pebble
#

Ares and Aphrodite were in a relationship. And also siblings

rare pulsar
#

Poseidon was way worse
Tho

visual vortex
#

You know what

tired steeple
#

So most of them inbred

visual vortex
#

I like the greek gods

acoustic pebble
#

Hades is the goat

gloomy tartan
#

Ares was the only god who believed in consent

visual vortex
#

Because it shows that even gods can be corrupt

gloomy tartan
#

Most of all of the gods are inbred

rare pulsar
#

Hades was actually the nicest of em all yeah

gloomy tartan
#

When it comes to any lore

acoustic pebble
#

He has only one wife (His niece) and wasn't even a bad guy

gloomy tartan
#

Hades was also cool I forgot that

tired steeple
#

Didn’t hades SA a woman though and it’s what he’s mainly known for

#

The r word of persephone

acoustic pebble
visual vortex
#

Pretty sure all the gods of greece did that

tired steeple
#

Can’t say it here it gets muted

gloomy tartan
#

Aries was anti assault

#

He never did it

visual vortex
#

I should become a god

gloomy tartan
#

He killed assaulted

tired steeple
#

“Do not grade evils for one shall find kinship with the least” or something

rare pulsar
#

They did love each other tho

wind anvil
#

what's the exact date next week for the next commodore's btw?

visual vortex
#

You get piwers if you kill another person in my arena

rare pulsar
#

Hades was a decent lad

gloomy tartan
#

If you were a assaulter the god of war would fucking kill you

#

Ares was based

acoustic pebble
#

But yeah Hades and Aphrodite are like SUPER in love with eachother

gloomy tartan
#

Ares killed one of Poseidon’s littkr fuck ass nephews or cousins or something I believe for assaulting a lady

unkempt iron
#

So, noobie question. Did they remove peeking over stuff?

gloomy tartan
#

Veterans can do it

unkempt iron
#

I vividly remember being able to back in relase

unkempt iron
visual vortex
#

Isnt it funny