general-chat

[fiery wave]

I figured out why ppl say I'm decent or good. Even with 280+ ping, I might be better than the avg random by far.

[shell goblet]

it genuinely does bc i'd rather a rando vet bring a slightly weaker weapon and do like 30 guaranteed damage over and over than potentially do 100 damage OR die and no in between bc they decided to be a slow glass cannon and make it everyone's problem

[floral ermine]

That's just skill issue on the player's end tho

Like it's not the weapon's fault if people don't know how to use screen deleter in melee form lol

[shell goblet]

yeah and 9 out of 10 vets are shitters in damn/auric

[shell goblet]

sure but it's their fault for constantly bringing it

[floral ermine]

9/10 players

Pubs in this game are either bad players or people steamrolling

[shell goblet]

i only have room for two randos cus i play with my wife most of the time but yeah seeing that power sword in the pregame is a bad omen lol

[drowsy lynx]

Only 4.6% of steam players have the flawless execution achievement for finishing 10 malice missions in a row without going down

[shell goblet]

is it really that low..

[fiery wave]

I did it on psyker with min 280 ping.

[shell goblet]

it's not even that hard on malice

[fiery wave]

So... IDK randoms.

[rare pulsar]

Its not its really really strong

[shell goblet]

i think i did it on heresy when i was learning ogryn lmao

[drowsy lynx]

Third rarest darktide achievement on steam, tied with dream team for second

[shell goblet]

i still don't have dream team lmao

[graceful hamlet]

I mean, who wants to go through 10 malice missions tbf

[drowsy lynx]

52.1% have been present when a daemonhost died

[drowsy lynx]

Malice or higher is the requirement for the achievement

[fiery wave]

Even with lag. Just gotta be a little more careful since need clearance for mutie dodges and dog pushes.

[graceful hamlet]

Still, the fact that people don’t even farm it out on Malice is funny

[drowsy lynx]

Probably for the reason you mentioned lol

I did and got called out by someone for being too high level for malice

[graceful hamlet]

I know I’ll just randomly go down in Heresy+ due to doing something dumb (I found a hole) or getting poxbombed by a teammate

[fiery wave]

Just wait till they die and just solo lul.

[drowsy lynx]

I think I did that back when I was level 500ish

[fiery wave]

Or some weird physics on the map where I get launched off a 'ramp'.

[shell goblet]

"malice ???? a veteran of your talents ??"

"it is a simple life."

[graceful hamlet]

Haven’t had that happen too often.

[shell goblet]

i don't play with mods so idk what level i actually am on any of my operatives

[drowsy lynx]

How I feel playing heresy expeditions

[fiery wave]

I did it when I think only my vet was over 100. Everything else was below and oggy was like lvl 4.

[graceful hamlet]

I went down the other day because I mistook the crusher I saw at the corner of my screen for my Ogryn teammate

[shell goblet]

real i was just quoting a meme i saw the one time i opened the darktide reddit lol

id send it but ya know

[drowsy lynx]

Nice that's pretty early, gotta have solid fundamentals to pull it off

[shell goblet]

i popped into heresy on xbox when i was levelling my wife's psyker up to get her the inferno staff bc i love her and i wouldn't put my lover through the early psyker experience on controller in a million years

[graceful hamlet]

Pure inferno staff is fun to play

[shell goblet]

ok to be fair some of the ogryn cosmetics genuinely do look crusher like. i have wasted a lot more ammo than id like to admit on my own ogryns accidentally lately :c

[graceful hamlet]

This was during the time you get ambushed in the super smoky rooms mission. Sneaky crushers

[shell goblet]

i like how they make you out to be a witch and then give you a gun and venting shriek and say "anyways good luck !"

[shell goblet]

STELTH

[graceful hamlet]

0 melee damage done. 1 morbillion flame damage 😎

[shell goblet]

damage done is a myth for those without mods to see 😌😌

i do not see it ✋😌

[graceful hamlet]

Yea I’m on console. At least my pc brethren can be baffled by my stats

[visual vortex]

When i first read this

I thought it said "pooped"

[shell goblet]

i'm on pc but having mods on this game requires you to have a background in software engineering or someone close by who does lol so same here

"jesus lacey"

"what i do :DD"

[rocky radish]

There are short tutorials

[shell goblet]

Heresy is the Poop Level™

[visual vortex]

I thought you shit into the xbox

🧠

[graceful hamlet]

Non modded players have a higher skill level because they have the handicap of dealing with Fatshark’s shitty UI

[shell goblet]

i tried a few and i had a few folks help but all the mod launchers genuinely feel like malware to me bc i can never get them working the same as in the video or how ppl tell me.

as a gamer, i am stupid-proof'd to using mods on games that have internal mod launchers and mods that come from steam workshop

[rocky radish]

A logical theory that falls apart in testing

[graceful hamlet]

Shhhh

[visual vortex]

No it's true

I dont use mods

Im the best player too

[shell goblet]

doing this would still probably boot up a call of duty

call of dookie

[fiery wave]

Or just be a natural at running away and kiting. Only panic.

[visual vortex]

Holy shit call of duty zombies kiting

[rocky radish]

It doesn't require a mod launcher, nor using steam workshop

[fiery wave]

That's called, showing her assail.

[fiery wave]

No mods, on controller and 280+ ping.

[visual vortex]

Nah give her smite

She'll carry

Trust

[grand mural]

Smiker

[visual vortex]

Dont let her improve through the struggle and learn the limits of the class

And give her smite

Then let her run loose on the higher difficulties

🙏 🧠

[hidden whale]

idk who we're talking about but if you teach them psykers gaze smite infinite

I will personally come to your house

[shell goblet]

i'm getting her to use brain burst bc she's gonna be exclusively using inferno staff with her sensitivity

but she's using smite while levelling up

[hidden whale]

and ||leave a very strongly written letter expressing my disapproval||

ahem

[shell goblet]

brain burst takes a little practice on roller

[visual vortex]

No

You look over

Hold down button

Enemy dead

Actually all of psykers spells suck

And i hate psyker

[graceful hamlet]

I’m lazy so I use Kinetic Flayer

[visual vortex]

And i hate games

[fiery wave]

Sensitivity?

[hidden whale]

I think this is a bad idea, they wont learn fundamentals using that ability

assail is better for leveling imo

[graceful hamlet]

Assail is also cooler

[shell goblet]

she runs low sens on controller

less flicky

[graceful hamlet]

Smite would be cool but it doesn’t kill anything

[fiery wave]

Assail is spam into hordes though. Lul.

[wheat scroll]

dookie wasted talent point

[fiery wave]

I mean, I run 3-3.5 so...

[hidden whale]

hey karien

guess what

[grand mural]

Make a better build

[shell goblet]

she wanted smite, i didn't pick it for her. i'm trying to coax her towards brain burst

[visual vortex]

Smite is my spell

[hidden whale]

coughing baby picked hydrogen bomb

[fiery wave]

Assail actually kills the horde unlike smite.

[graceful hamlet]

Even the highest dps smyker is outdone by someone using basic staff attacks

[shell goblet]

idk what she runs i don't use roller but she takes a second to turn around sometimes and i just gotta be patient :3

[fiery wave]

You can check in settings. I think default is like 3 or so.

[visual vortex]

Tell her i cslled her ass C3P0

[grand mural]

Its almost like Smite isnt DPS and is instead Crowd Stun

If youre using smite purely for damage, youre wrong

[fiery wave]

Death is still the best CC at times.

[hidden whale]

this is correct, but not the problem

[visual vortex]

Why would i stun someone when i can kill them

[hidden whale]

turning the game into m1 simulator for the rest of your team is the problem

[graceful hamlet]

Its almost like smite is always mediocre

[visual vortex]

Oh right

This is why i use smite

To piss off the team

[fiery wave]

What?

[graceful hamlet]

Use smite to protest pickpocket nerf 😏

[shell goblet]

i feel like this chat flip flops every day between smite and assail as to which psyker blitz they hate the most

[grand mural]

Nah. A good crowd control is good if youre not an amoeba

[shell goblet]

didn't mean to reply send that myb

[hidden whale]

huh ive never seen assail hate before

[visual vortex]

Me neiter

[hidden whale]

i dont go into psyker chat too much tho

[rocky radish]

Neither

[amber delta]

only brain burst not hated

[wheat scroll]

It used to be very hated back in the day , because it was a little broken.

[amber delta]

goated blitz

[fiery wave]

Smite is the worst. Assail only bad early to ppl who can't twitch shoot since assail projectile travel time lul.

And is only strong on lower diffs.

Usable on higher, but more to buff your melee.

[visual vortex]

See rhis is why i use smite

I actually dont use perksp

[amber delta]

bring assail to rotten armour

[visual vortex]

Or weapons

I just run around with smite as my deployed weapon

[shell goblet]

right right which would be a useless talent point for my wife who's on such low sens she's not able to twitch shoot lol

[visual vortex]

Im an innocent human i swear

[graceful hamlet]

It’s bad crowd control because it makes the game boring

[shell goblet]

this part ^^^^^ i consistently see ppl say assail is only good on low diffs

[fiery wave]

No, teammates who can't twitch shoot.

[grand mural]

Attention span issue

[sleek harness]

It's a bad crowd control if theres no one to help you kill the enemies in just 5 seconds

[fiery wave]

Because assail will clean up everything that isn't a crusher.

[graceful hamlet]

I always ignore the smited enemies and leave the smyker behind with them

[green vector]

[grand mural]

That kind of shit is why playing with randos is a chore in itself

[sleek harness]

If it's a smyker and he's just smiting trash mobs then you should ignore

[graceful hamlet]

Playing with smykers is a chore*

[grand mural]

Playing with you sounds like one too

[sleek harness]

If it's a actual pysker with smite using it to stop the 10 bulwark from gangbanging you into a corner then you should congrat them

[fiery wave]

As a primary. It's still fine if you don't only use it. Ppl usually run it with a melee focused build.

[green vector]

i had a smyker and a flame staff psyker in same game twice yesterday

[graceful hamlet]

A good smyker you see once in a blue moon. 99/100 times they’re zapping the chaff.

[sleek harness]

A good smyker isn't a good smyker

It's a pysker with smite

[graceful hamlet]

There was one Psyker I didn’t even know had smite until the round was almost over because they never had to use it

[fiery wave]

That's just a psyker.

[rocky radish]

I don't hate smykers. I just think it's a crutch for people who aren't willing/able to improve

[robust flower]

is there a match history? i want to see what class my teammate was playing

[fiery wave]

If they use staff or melee more than smite.

[formal mortar]

It's just a utility that many people use inappropriately

[sleek harness]

That seems like stalker behavior

[rocky radish]

There is a mod for that

[robust flower]

yea

[fiery wave]

Or they took it for meme zap on heavy lul.

[sleek harness]

Why do you want to stalk random people

[robust flower]

he did really well and took like 0 damage the entire run. i want to see his build and stuff

[shell goblet]

i fucking love popping an immolation grenade in a choke point right before a horde and a dog wave only for my dipshit smyker to stun everything just outside of the nade's radius while it just burns away for no value whatsoever

[graceful hamlet]

Watch it be the most cursed build imaginable

[sleek harness]

I once played pysker with smite and I was almost never using it, I only started using the smite in the mission when a teammate had to beg for me to use it since we were getting swarmed by a giant horde

[green vector]

based smyker

[graceful hamlet]

Smyker be like “I’ll save you!” And proceeds to zap some random ass zombie

[shell goblet]

saved from a nasty groaner !!

[sleek harness]

A singular zombie you were about to crush with a hammer

[shell goblet]

literally any time i do a heresy maelstrom and see a smyker i just go ahead and put knives on tbh

[green vector]

should have a mod that highlights all barrels whenever a smyker is in your game

[rocky radish]

I should dare a mate to call their psyker "ProSmyker", but not actually use a smyker build

[green vector]

holy fuck nah that's too crazy don't do it

[shell goblet]

heorthu i am stupid-proof'd out of having mods on this game lmao

[wheat scroll]

youd see many dc before match even starts

[green vector]

bro it takes 3 seconds

do u want me to show u

[shell goblet]

i've had so many people try

all have failed

[green vector]

BRUH

[shell goblet]

youtube tutorials everything

[rocky radish]

People have to be stupid to use mods?

[green vector]

its so easy

[shell goblet]

read it again you'll get it

[rocky radish]

I'm an English teacher lol

[limpid violet]

GUID: cd148dae-e14a-401a-8e25-7cd817ab2ec0
Log File:
Info Type:

[Engine Error]: HRESULT: 0x887a0005 = DXGI_ERROR_DEVICE_REMOVED: GetDeviceRemovedReason() = DXGI_ERROR_DRIVER_INTERNAL_ERROR, assert: ``

At D:\a\d\e2af82edaa31c93c6098ffbd561125ed\b0be1561439953a6\stingray\runtime\d3d12_render_device\d3d12_debug.cpp:1570 in function stingray::aftermath::d3d_assert

---

Getting this everytime I start the game since update and I don't get why

[green vector]

whenever you got 10 mins screenshare and show me what u dont get

[robust flower]

so theres no matchmaking for havoc? i have to join a party?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[fiery wave]

Yep.

[wheat scroll]

Post on forum, ask dev to go through

[sleek harness]

Snail

[green vector]

she's saying she's too dumb to use them

[rocky radish]

Ah. A misuse of words. We all do it. And I think they can do it with guidance

[green vector]

why are some peoples pings not highlighted and others are

wtf discord

[sleek harness]

I heard that not using mods makes the turmo in your brain reduce by 1

[sleek harness]

It's choice

[sleek harness]

You can ping or not ping

As you can see

[shell goblet]

someone tried to have me download vortex by nexus mods (which felt like actual malware)

nothing on nexusmods made it clear how to get anything working.

i'm locked out of that side of the game entirely

[green vector]

oh wtf

[shell goblet]

vanilla is fun tho bc i can play right after every update no problem

[green vector]

nah fuck vortex

ill show you how to do it manually trust me

it's so easy

[fiery wave]

You can turn off reply to make it not highlight.

[green vector]

people are shit at explaining things

[sleek harness]

Snail

[green vector]

i only have a few qol mods

[visual vortex]

Im too lazy to move my finger 0.5 centimeters

[sleek harness]

Why would you not make your responses highlight

[fiery wave]

That's on you.

[sleek harness]

That's dumb

[visual vortex]

Thank you

[formal mortar]

Like I said, used inappropriately

[rocky radish]

Most of my mods add entertainment, rather than make the game easier

[fiery wave]

Is your choice after all. Is just a weird thing.

[green vector]

qol =/= easier

i use mods to remove the cancer choices the devs make

[shell goblet]

i was agreeing with you with an example ✨

[green vector]

such as making my fov 40 when i use exec stance

???????????

[sleek harness]

Imagine being one of the people who have auto block and auto attack mods

[green vector]

cretins

[rocky radish]

A small number of discord users get salty when pinged

[visual vortex]

Even im not that lazy

[shell goblet]

is that not just considered a cheat atp ?

[sleek harness]

A small number

[green vector]

100% but ppl will defend it

[void lark]

Is that actualy a thing?

[shell goblet]

like that's what we would call a 'script' back in the MMORPG days of old

[formal mortar]

There are mods that autocomplete the puzzles too

[green vector]

ye

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[rocky radish]

Ha, I did that accidentally and immediately deleted that code

[sleek harness]

Auto block at least

[green vector]

that shits based tho

[shell goblet]

which was often bannable

[void lark]

What's the point?

[fiery wave]

I mean, those exist already btw

[green vector]

rarted

[void lark]

They want the game to play itself?

[green vector]

ye

[visual vortex]

Yea

[green vector]

[void lark]

[formal mortar]

Imagine not knowing how to match the symbols

[green vector]

i do its just tedious

[sleek harness]

If it isn't effecting the game and other players then no

[graceful hamlet]

More advanced smykers

[fiery wave]

Auto shoot aimbots absolutely exist.

[green vector]

im downloading auspex helper soons it's fixed

[visual vortex]

Why play the game when you can just not play it at all

[void lark]

Industrial fridge température iq

[visual vortex]

If you dont play the game you technically cant be bad at it

[sleek harness]

Lazy people

[void lark]

The one thing dartide does objectly great is the gameplay and they are taking it away from themselves

[green vector]

i wanna hit heretics in the face not play connect 4

[shell goblet]

where does that line get drawn i'm wondering bc that's like the same level of crutch for skill issue as aimbot lmao

[formal mortar]

Just because you don't do something doesn't mean you aren't bad or good at it

[green vector]

[void lark]

Absolutely haram

[visual vortex]

No

[green vector]

there's a mod that gives you visual indicators where poxbursters are

ppl defend it by saying it's for deaf people

[visual vortex]

I am the best explorer on planet earth

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

See

You cant prove me wrong

Because i dont explore

[sleek harness]

The line is: not fucking with the mission or players

[rocky radish]

One of my friends made a mod to let him see strong enemies through walls. The only reason I don't strangle him is because he really needs it lol

[sleek harness]

So yeah, using a mod to make you attack automatically isn't a cheat

[tawdry edge]

okay im writting my homebrew warband
what you guys think is harder, having them have no warcry and be complete radio silence
orrr
make up some battlecry? (the one i had in mind was "FOR THE BARONESS!"

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee

Trans Marine

[visual vortex]

Machine

[tawdry edge]

hai

[sleek harness]

What's

[green vector]

add me

[void lark]

I understand some of those mods
Half of my deaths are due to stealth trappers
That laughing trapper mod is a game changer

[graceful hamlet]

Have them whisper in a hoarse voice while swishing their emo hair

[sleek harness]

I would ask a question but I have none

[cosmic lynx]

i need a mod that auto paths, auto shoots, auto attacks, auto blocks, auto dodges. i want a darktide theatrical experience.

[tawdry edge]

hey theyre emo but not that emo

[sleek harness]

Can you beat Darktide without doing jackshit?

[tawdry edge]

then answer mine

[shell goblet]

but it's a co op game there's literally nothing you could do to fuck with other players other than miraculously turn on friendly fire so not fucking with other players feels like a nonargument

[sleek harness]

Sure

[shell goblet]

you can fuck with other players with voice lines in deep rock using a mod more than you can in DT for the record

[cosmic lynx]

i booted the game. im a gamer.

[visual vortex]

I want a mod that gives my screen a 1400 fov and just lets the game do everything

[tawdry edge]

@sleek harness answer, fool

[formal mortar]

I fear many people already have beaten darktide without doing jackshit, they keep joining my expeditions and proving how useless they are

[void lark]

That's the build for video game journalists and youtubers

[formal mortar]

Yet they have gold titles

[green vector]

i remember when you could use spawn menu in regular games

i use to spawn 20 bulks on people

[sleek harness]

Fucking up the player's progress by making the rewards a bigger amount than it was

[visual vortex]

Console players 🤮

[graceful hamlet]

Me dodging the trapper sound on instinct only for a second trapper sound to play a split second afterwards (got trapped at the end of my dodge)

[shell goblet]

i got u

[formal mortar]

It's not just console players lmao

[sleek harness]

Oh I didn't even had noticed your question

Let me see

[visual vortex]

I will always blame console players

[void lark]

People with the full havoc 40 drip getting brutalised by every berserker packs in expéditions on malice is always something

[cosmic lynx]

seeing people with high havoc frames/icons/titles and then just folding in auric expeditions on first map is always a treat to see.

[visual vortex]

I will always blame everyone else but me

[sleek harness]

Vampiric Warcry

[shell goblet]

good times 😌 deep rock has an internal mod manager too 😌 very idiot-inclusive for ppl like me

[green vector]

console players make me SICK

[tawdry edge]

Gonna be hard coming up with one tbh

[formal mortar]

Was just in gamma with the dog modifier, idiot joins in and decides he wants to run to a point by himself, then when he's 200m away from us he complains about getting pounced on by a hound, only for the other idiots to decide they are going to run across the map to go rescue him instead of just doing the point we are at, then they die too

[green vector]

i used it to fuck with my mate constantly

we went about 20 games before he realised

[tawdry edge]

some reason i read this in the same voice Jake from Adventure Time has when he goes "your constant harrasment of the female gender makes me sick"

[void lark]

My experience on the hunting ground expedition
15 dogs spawning, I get 14 and the last one makes 0 noise and gets me from behind
Or dodging the first 2 but the 3rd one lands on you at the exit of your dodge

[visual vortex]

Console players would've been accepted by me if they got their bonus early

[formal mortar]

And as soon as they die from their own mistakes they leave, then others join the match with no health/ammo, or join in dead already, and then the match is lost

[sleek harness]

Perhaps they shout something like "Blood for the Golden Throne!"

[visual vortex]

So i could het the moebian 21st set

[cosmic lynx]

oh yeah. for some reason people think packs of dogs are easy to go solo roaming. so many quitters on those maps.

[void lark]

I hate hunting ground on expedition
You hear the barking 24/7 it's a pain in the butt

[green vector]

average day in the north east of england

[sleek harness]

Heorthu didn't I prove to you that I am a good console player

[tawdry edge]

they're chaos/heretic warband so it wouldn't make sense
maybe "Your blood is our feast!"

[visual vortex]

That mp3 makes any non-arbites players soil their pants

[formal mortar]

I take a gun build for the hounds so I can clear them out, but even then I know they can silently pounce from the side so I'm always hopping around and looking

[visual vortex]

Hi jakka

[acoustic pebble]

"Blood for the God Emperor! Skulls for the golden throne!"

[sleek harness]

That information I didn't knew

[tawdry edge]

Console players were born to be frowned upon

[acoustic pebble]

Hello

[sleek harness]

Blood for Blood Emperor, Skull for Skull Throne

[tawdry edge]

its in the fact I call them warband and not chapter
warband is usually chaos/renegade and not loyalist

[sleek harness]

When you don't have 25 keybinds:

[visual vortex]

Console players are like Roblox console players

[stuck crescent]

.....not all console players....uh, right?

[sleek harness]

That information I didn't knew

[acoustic pebble]

Blood for the Skull throne, skulls for the Blood Emperor

[tawdry edge]

And I use every single one

[graceful hamlet]

“For da Waaaaagh!” (They’ve defected to join the orks)

[sleek harness]

Nah heorthu loves me

[void lark]

I thought the baskerville hounds were in the south of england

[sleek harness]

He would never be sick if me

[green vector]

are you a dirty consoler?

[visual vortex]

ALL

I HATE CONSOLE PLAYERS

👹

[stuck crescent]

Uh, maybe

[tawdry edge]

Unironically they somehow managed to have an alliance with the orks for the entirety of 2 weeks before they started fighting again solely for the reason to fight against some tyranid splinter fleet that showed up on the region

[graceful hamlet]

Console supremacy 💪

[green vector]

dis

gus

tang

[sleek harness]

Come on guys console war is cringe

[visual vortex]

No

[tawdry edge]

PC is the master race.

[sleek harness]

Let's just be friends

[visual vortex]

No

[sleek harness]

Like we were 30 seconds ago

[stuck crescent]

You're worse than my ex

[green vector]

we can all be best friends

[void lark]

How do we report a user for immediate termination?

[graceful hamlet]

Steam console is gonna beat up all the PC’s

[green vector]

just stay the fuck out of my games

[tawdry edge]

CONSOLE PLAYERS DESERVE TO BE PUT DOWN LIKE RABID DOGS

[graceful hamlet]

I’ll become a smyker just for you

[sleek harness]

That doesn't include me

Since I don't have skill issue

Obviously

[green vector]

u suck ass

noob

[sleek harness]

You never ever watched me play

Dumbass

[graceful hamlet]

Ranged only console player 😎

[green vector]

u posted a clip before

[sleek harness]

And who's to say you are worse

[green vector]

and said it was sick

[green vector]

mf it looked like me when i first started

[sleek harness]

What clip

[graceful hamlet]

Of course it was sick, we’re fighting Nurgle 🤓

[green vector]

idk i cant remember where it was

[void lark]

I love playing smyrker on quick play because there's always a player (usualy a scum or a zealot) absolutely losing it on the chat before rage quitting

[stuck crescent]

Or a krieg nerd

[sleek harness]

Was it that one which I removed most of a boss health by using two rocket launchers?

[brazen pelican]

I love having a Smyker as Scum, makes my blender more effective.

[midnight magnet]

I'm not even sure what is going on at this point. 😄

[sleek harness]

Yeah I had horrible sensitivity last year

[green vector]

your hatred of krieg has less sting now i know youre a console player

[void lark]

I also hate it when a smyrker joins my game on quickplay so that's fair I think

[green vector]

yes

[sleek harness]

Kinda was a problem I wanted to fix

[green vector]

hey guys look at this sick clip

[sleek harness]

It's better now

[green vector]

bro launches 2 rockets

[sleek harness]

Exactly

And it was pre rocket launcher buff

[green vector]

💀

[void lark]

Altough I do love the smyrker again when those packs of 10 crushers + berserker and bullwarks spawn in the middle of the horde

[sleek harness]

When we only had 2 rocket launchers

[green vector]

wanna dark some tide

kark some stubbers

[brazen pelican]

That's when I toss in a Chem grenade and proceed the poitning and laughing.

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[brazen pelican]

Can't, boyfriend is making me play with his friends. :<

[green vector]

reach around some heretics?

[green vector]

noob

[brazen pelican]

Rat.

[sleek harness]

Prove to the Heorthu guy that I am good in Darktide since you played with me a singular time

[brazen pelican]

Not having friends is a skill issue. :<

[graceful hamlet]

When Ratling class

[green vector]

my only friend has abandoned me rn

[brazen pelican]

Rat is rude as fuck, but he's not bad.

[green vector]

cap

[brazen pelican]

Skill issue.

[sleek harness]

We could be friends

We already are tbh

[stuck crescent]

Imagine not having friends

Crazy

[shell goblet]

i'll be on in a liiiiiiiiil if u want

[void lark]

Imagine having friends and losing on the absolute joy of 99% of the playerbase being dummer than their feet

[green vector]

based

fuck all yall i got lacey

[void lark]

(I'm part of the 99% btw)

[shell goblet]

i need to caffeinate

[stuck crescent]

Hehehohohaha

[sleek harness]

How much did you paid her

[graceful hamlet]

Lacey might as well be a console bro due to no mods

[sleek harness]

I wanted to know the cost

[green vector]

why u jealous

[sleek harness]

Yeah I like money

[green vector]

lacey is goated on the sticks

[rocky radish]

Most of my friends who play Darktide are incapable of learning and improving

[sleek harness]

German Boy

[void lark]

They just want to have fun in malice

[green vector]

chads

[visual vortex]

This is why i dont have any friends

Because they are STUPID

[void lark]

Some of my friends whonhave several hundred hours on the game still refuse to play anything above heretic

[sleek harness]

But this implies you have friends

[shell goblet]

ur just jealous cus i dont have to wait for my mods to catch up to every patch before i can play :3

(i still wait 48 hours after every patch bc fs servers are poop after any kind of game update tbh)

[stuck crescent]

What is this, "fun"?

[graceful hamlet]

Jokes on you, I’m a console player 😎

[visual vortex]

When i had friends they were STUPID

[sleek harness]

Better

[somber stream]

How to get people to play with you:

PLEASE GOD I WORK 8 TO 5, IM SO BAD AND LONELY BUT I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME WITH PENANCES PLAY WITH ME PLEASE

Works 50% of the time, all the time

[green vector]

my old mate used to fucking suck ASS on every game we played

[sleek harness]

Seems like you are getting smarter

Congrats

[green vector]

i carried him though thick and thin

[void lark]

Fun to them probably but it's insanely boring when you're used to the higher difficulties

[green vector]

nah just change ur pfp to anime girl and have a female disc name

[graceful hamlet]

Don’t forget to uwu

[green vector]

[somber stream]

Eh, where's your pride as a man

[rocky radish]

One is gifted and still a dumbass somehow

[graceful hamlet]

Not caring about being manly is manlier then trying to be manly

[sleek harness]

Unlucky for you to not be a girl

[void lark]

Unless if you're unmanly to beging with

[somber stream]

How about being a man without caring about being manly though

[sleek harness]

Femboy

[somber stream]

Pretend you're a girl is not something a normal dude would do

[graceful hamlet]

All roads lead to femboy

[void lark]

Manly femboy

[stuck crescent]

FemMAN

[shell goblet]

i'm sure there's a girl or two around here with the frameworks to fix that if heorthu desires tbh

[sleek harness]

Fake men act like men

Real men like how they like

[void lark]

That's just a bodybuilder wearing a wig at this point

[somber stream]

Real men like how they like

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[somber stream]

-rat

[sleek harness]

Also fuck you

[stuck crescent]

I make food now

[void lark]

What if they like to act like men?

[stuck crescent]

Hwyl fawr

[sleek harness]

They can act however they like

[void lark]

What if "real" men main ogryn?

[visual vortex]

Real men listen to white girl music

[graceful hamlet]

Not enough dakka

[brazen pelican]

Not losing out on it if I am that dumb, I'm just dumb with friends. :>

[somber stream]

I have several playlist

[green vector]

ogryn mains

[visual vortex]

This is why you're my favorite licht

[void lark]

Ogryn main roleplaying the smell irl

[sleek harness]

Licht has twins?

[brazen pelican]

Licht, the Chad Dad.

[shell goblet]

i should play my console account with you bc my ogryn name on there is funnier than it is on pc

[green vector]

u can change names u know

[shell goblet]

all i gotta do is download a second instance of darktide on my pc

[somber stream]

#Notyourdad also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7areAUZq9qI

[void lark]

Is california girls in every single one of them ?

[rocky radish]

What's the name?

[sleek harness]

That costs money

[shell goblet]

i do but atp it's just extra operative spaces lol

[sleek harness]

Greedy people don't like to waste money

I know this for a fact

[shell goblet]

Logryn Paul😭

[rocky radish]

Lmao that's awesome

[shell goblet]

kinda looks like him too

[graceful hamlet]

I give it a 6/7

[little marten]

🫴
🫴

[rocky radish]

Mines NeilPalmstrong

[wheat scroll]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BF5AA9D7sJY?feature=share

[visual vortex]

My ogryn is named Ogryn

[sleek harness]

Also Lacey I think you could have like, synchronize both of your console and PC accounts into one

[sleek harness]

Not Racist Heorthu

[shell goblet]

👁️👅👁️

[green vector]

u tryna dark some tide bitch tits

[shell goblet]

idk how to make the rage bait face with emojis

[sleek harness]

Post stickers

[buoyant loom]

what the hell does blaze away do on the rumbler?

[shell goblet]

mine on pc is just "Smudge"

[green vector]

mine is thunk

[graceful hamlet]

6️⃣👅7️⃣

[visual vortex]

My charscters dont need names

[buoyant loom]

greg

[shell goblet]

i like playing smudge bc i have a bit with him where at the beginning of the game i says "SMUDGLHF :D" and at the end i say "SMUDGGE :D"

[visual vortex]

Their name is earned by the respect of their team

[buoyant loom]

'enry

[visual vortex]

🧠

[shell goblet]

if i kill a boss i also say "SMUDGED :3"

[elder merlin]

"Yeah, i've got Darktide downloaded on 5 different systems. I dont play it though, i just think its neat"

[buoyant loom]

what are you a female

[elder merlin]

We're all women

[buoyant loom]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

[sleek harness]

5 Darktide's for 8 different character slots

[visual vortex]

My doctor tried that with me

[sleek harness]

Why?

[shell goblet]

😭 it's just on my xbox and my pc 🧍🏼‍♀️

[sleek harness]

Funny

[visual vortex]

More heretics to kill

[elder merlin]

Ok, ok, 7 systems

[buoyant loom]

me have 7 ogryn

[shell goblet]

i'm on old gen console too so i don't even have it installed- i gotta cloud play it lmaoo

[buoyant loom]

xbox 360 edition

[sleek harness]

That's the only thing I like about Gamepass

The Cloud Gaming

[shell goblet]

real its honestly not too bad

[buoyant loom]

on god?

[shell goblet]

i was surprised. but my xbox is hardlined to ethernet like my pc

[buoyant loom]

impressive tbh

i remember google tried cloud gaming and it flopped so bad

[sleek harness]

Cloud Gaming

On Google

What the fuck did they expect

[somber stream]

Are you sure about that

[shell goblet]

my wife plays damn on cloudplay and just reg wifi with minimal hindrances too. they have their shit together as long as your internet does too haha

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[green vector]

[buoyant loom]

trillions of dollars and a lunar base

[sleek harness]

Nurgle is xenophobic

[somber stream]

Rat doesn't know

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[graceful hamlet]

Cloud Gaming is my favorite Dragonquest character

[buoyant loom]

dont tell anyone that the 5th chaos god is the great horned rat

[sleek harness]

That's obvious

[buoyant loom]

also dont tell anyone that the emperor is an allegory for the great horned rat

[sleek harness]

False

Liar

[buoyant loom]

true-real

[sleek harness]

Bloody liar

[buoyant loom]

absolute fact-speak

[buoyant loom]

stop booing me im right

[shell goblet]

all of my operatives are in a cult together where they're thoroughly convinced that the emperor is the long lost celestial emperor of grand cathay from warhammer fantasy :3

[sleek harness]

Boo

A World Eater is wrong

[buoyant loom]

dispatches 15 dwarf slayers to your home

[sleek harness]

That should be obvious

[shell goblet]

[sleek harness]

Which

[buoyant loom]

world eaters have never lost an argument

[graceful hamlet]

called World Eaters
don’t eat worlds
Dumbest legion name ngl

[buoyant loom]

snorri, gotrek, ulli, uhhh uhhhh

uhhhhh

[shell goblet]

if i was a world eater id at least eat like

a moon

at least

[graceful hamlet]

Vegan world eater

[void lark]

Pluto is the minimum

[buoyant loom]

😹

[buoyant loom]

oh yeah well eats your skull

[shell goblet]

did they ever make pluto a planet again or did that demotion stick

[graceful hamlet]

Still not a world smh

[buoyant loom]

praise be to kharneth, eater of souls

[sleek harness]

Space Wolves
Aren't anthropomorphic wolfs
What the fuck

[buoyant loom]

amen

[void lark]

Changes every other week
Your headcannon is as valid as the official report at this point

[graceful hamlet]

Erm, ackshually

[shell goblet]

nice 😌

[buoyant loom]

space wolves
bipedal
????

[nocturne bloom]

You would want that

[sleek harness]

No

[buoyant loom]

abolish the space wolves tbh

[shell goblet]

they made a faction just for furries ?

[sleek harness]

Don't say that like you know me

[buoyant loom]

its supposed to be space vikings

but it ends up being dog fuckers

[robust flower]

i can see how the game would be quite difficult for deaf people

[graceful hamlet]

Wulfen and Thunderwolves. Checkmate atheists.

[void lark]

And viking larpers

[shell goblet]

oh

[nocturne bloom]

I dont want to 🥀

[shell goblet]

OH NO

[robust flower]

but also, what if i want to blast techno while i play? can i use the mod then

[somber stream]

Awooooo

[buoyant loom]

anti magic legion that loves to do magic

booooring

[void lark]

White scars mongolaboo supremacy

[graceful hamlet]

They’re the only space marines with booze tho

[buoyant loom]

ok not literally but its cringe to me. wolfkin, wolfsquad, wolfcaptain, wolfdoctor, wolf wolf wolf wolf claw tooth claw fang

YAWN

[rocky radish]

Yeah. Even just have mono headphones makes figuring out where enemies are a nightmare

[void lark]

Genghis Khan least genocidal space marine

[shell goblet]

i was raised around renaissance faires and i genuinely probably know at least 10 dudes who'd unironically be all in on this lmaoo

[buoyant loom]

that part is hilarious to me

great lore

[graceful hamlet]

Also Bjorn the Fellhanded is the coolest dude 😎

[buoyant loom]

cant beat bjorn i do agree there

[void lark]

Viking larp is such an american thing

[shell goblet]

1000%

[buoyant loom]

vikings were the first americans

OORAH

[void lark]

In europe we have dude larping as road 66 bikers but they ride on the nicest and lest hard country road you can think of

[graceful hamlet]

Imperial Fists
focused on ranged weapons

[buoyant loom]

is larping a viking in england considered a bit rude

[void lark]

Bit rude innit

[buoyant loom]

oi mate im a fockin vikin mate gonna pillage n shit

[buoyant loom]

just a bit too close to home perhaps

[shell goblet]

i was born on the wrong side of the pond. i saw they do warhammer fantasy larps in eastern europe / russia and i've never felt more ripped off for being born and raised in NA

[buoyant loom]

cries in patriotism

[shell goblet]

like that looks like something i'd be SO down for like what do you mean they have lore accurate skaven costumes helppppppp

[buoyant loom]

how do i cosplay as a dwarf

[buoyant loom]

i must remove my shins

[shell goblet]

you get me 💗

[rocky radish]

Carefully

[shell goblet]

i need a goodnight packmates sticker smh gotta make one

[void lark]

Then they go do a round of full plate armor mma on their way home

Eastern Europe sure is a thing

[buoyant loom]

.img warhammer ork boy cosplay

[shell goblet]

LITERALLY I WAS BORN TO DO THAT

[somber stream]

Saw some American wearing armour with their flag all over the piece at a HEMA match once lol

[buoyant loom]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer/comments/1j8y1k7/suit_larp_orcboy/

oh my god this is awesome

[void lark]

I saw some late medieval jousting done in the us
Shit looked nice not gonna lie

[buoyant loom]

ive seen a few jousts its a good time

[somber stream]

The lads yearn for the spear

[buoyant loom]

love me pointy stick, simple as

[void lark]

I jousted a bit when I was in my teens but it was the boat variant with the dudes rowing at full speed on the river
Hella fun

[shell goblet]

from the replies "it will be a game on Warhammer Fantasy it will take place on August 20-23. Location Russia, Kaluga Region, Golovinka training ground"

IT SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEEEE

[buoyant loom]

GOD DAMMIT

THE ORKS HAVE TAKEN KIEV

GREENSKINS CONTROL THE KREMLIN!!!

[shell goblet]

they have a joust at most US-based renaissance faires nowadays

[void lark]

The high elves have sent weapons and supplies to kislev to help protect it against the waag

[buoyant loom]

karl franz has remained notably silent on the issue

[shell goblet]

as a child/teen/young adult i worked for the Virginia and Maryland ones and both of those had them the entire time i was there and still do

[void lark]

Makes all the guys go hell yeah

[shell goblet]

one of the jousters at the virginia faire was a woman and she was no joke my lifelong idol. idk if she's still performing anymore tbh but i was friends with her on fb until i deleted it lol

[elder merlin]

We need a "Goodnight Ogrynmates" sticker that is just a ogryn in pajamas holding a pillow

[midnight magnet]

Pals, the term we need is pals. 😄

[shell goblet]

need that pronto without it being AI slop. if i commissioned that from someone could i submit it to them lmao

what's the sticker picking process look like over here

[elder merlin]

Sure

[elder merlin]

Who even makes discord stickers? How do you get personal ones?

[void lark]

Just ask nicely to the right person I suppose

[shell goblet]

i just have a private server that's only got me in it for me to yoink / hoard funny emotes and stickers tbh

but i did genuinely mean for this whole server bc that would be rad

[rare pulsar]

The empire First we dont have enough gold to support kislev!

[shell goblet]

i just don't see the mods chit chat among the masses as much in here as i do in the total war server. they make it pretty easy to get something added as an emote/sticker over there tho

[elder merlin]

Hank or Aquila might add one if we got a sticker made, unless they need a go ahead from whoever actually owns the server first

They talk the most in main

[little marten]

Crackers no.

Biscuits yes.

[little marten]

Maybe tonight just ate a Pizza Hut and gonna die

[somber stream]

Biscuits, the sweet sort?

[little marten]

Aye

[green vector]

based

[somber stream]

I suppose that'd work

[little marten]

Why’s it cheaper to get a veggie sizzler remove all the veg and add pepperoni than to just add jalepenos to a pepperoni

[shell goblet]

i forgot to get motivated and caffeinated lmao are you still wanting to play i'll actually go to my pc now

[green vector]

dunno probly why the pizza hut in my town closed

[shell goblet]

i've just been sitting on my couch smh

[little marten]

Based tbf

[green vector]

take ur time im about to eat

im on all night so dw

[shell goblet]

oki oki

[green vector]

[little marten]

Dominos supremacy

[somber stream]

Dominos, Pizza huts

Have you no local Pizza shop

[little marten]

Not really no

Kebab shops sell pizzas

[green vector]

ye im waiting for my chikkin wrap from my local to get here

[little marten]

But it’s just grease

[green vector]

[somber stream]

Big oouf

[shell goblet]

my wifey should be home in like an hour or two too (they keep making her work weekend mornings smh) so we can have 3 :3

[green vector]

noice

[somber stream]

Fancy meself some chips and fries tonight

[little marten]

Do it

[shell goblet]

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[somber stream]

Fish n chips pardon

[brazen pelican]

@little marten just read that as "chips" and "chips".

[somber stream]

Would be just potato and potahto

Yeah

[green vector]

i was wondering the same lmao

[somber stream]

Brain fart innit

[cosmic burrow]

fish

[brazen pelican]

Might be, after all it ain't Chewsday, today.

[cosmic burrow]

i dont like fish much

[somber stream]

Avoid river fish and you're good

[brazen pelican]

Yummy fish. I can has? :>

[cosmic burrow]

carp

i dont like carp

[shell goblet]

i've had a lot of salmon lately and i'm starting to realize maybe i don't like salmon all that much

really liking trout these days tho

[somber stream]

Slimy, bony, fishy, not to mention parasites

[green vector]

i hate salmon

tuna and cod masterrace

[patent grove]

The only fish i eat is dolphin

[rare pulsar]

I like all fish

[balmy pond]

that one bit from TTS with the big E goin "wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf"

[rare pulsar]

I just dont like oysters

Idk how peoplr can eat that shit

[void lark]

How?

[rare pulsar]

It look like a booger

[somber stream]

Oysters are good wth

[cosmic burrow]

but im certain i will have steak next week

[somber stream]

Maybe you had a shit chef?

[rare pulsar]

Wdym chef

[green vector]

too fishy

[rare pulsar]

That shit is rae

[cosmic burrow]

paid for by my workplace

[rare pulsar]

Raw

[cosmic burrow]

whats not to love

[somber stream]

Loose the smell and it's delish

[void lark]

A shit chef for oysters?
Just open and slurp

[rare pulsar]

Nah🤮

[void lark]

[somber stream]

Yeah there are ways to process the scent away

[rare pulsar]

Fck slurping

[cosmic burrow]

i took a liking to steaks

[rare pulsar]

I wanna chew my food

[void lark]

Ever tried snails?

[rare pulsar]

Yes snails are good

They are not slimy tho

[somber stream]

Lads, tell him about the side effect of Oyster

[cosmic burrow]

SNAILS?! like the FRENCH!!!!

[void lark]

Is that the aphrodisiac shenanigans or smth else?

[somber stream]

Yeah that

[rare pulsar]

Yeah actually fckn good

Like for real

That shit tastes amazing

[shell goblet]

i used to love it but my wife works private events for a fancy uppity restaurant and brings me some after certain events and just one day it started tasting extra fishy and i wasn't feeling it anymore :(

[cosmic burrow]

🤮

[void lark]

If it's like chocolate you need to consume an amount that will make you too sick to do anything with it anyway

[shell goblet]

like a switch flipped

[rare pulsar]

[void lark]

Maybe they switched suppliers?

Was it wild salmon ot the extra orangey one?

[somber stream]

No it's not a 'natural viagra'

More like a long term investment

[rare pulsar]

Wtf do they put in corned beef btw

Why is that shit so good

[shell goblet]

extra orangey one

could've switched suppliers

[void lark]

Also that's probably because my english isn't great but complaining about fish tasting fishy doesn't make sense to me

[tired steeple]

See a while ago

I wanted to make a daemon army

Of nurgle and slaanesh

[shell goblet]

i found out i liked trout and cod tho as a result bc i was so used to just picking salmon when i had the option bc it was the cheapest fish on the menu lol

[void lark]

Corn and beef

[tired steeple]

And call it “the clap”

But they removed daemons of chaos

So I can’t do that

[green vector]

cod is bussin

[somber stream]

Wait a tic

You're that FRENCH

[void lark]

Oui

[somber stream]

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

[shell goblet]

extra fishy is what i was meaning haha. idk how to explain it

[void lark]

Bonjour

[tired steeple]

The only fish I’ve had is the yellow one

And battered fish

[void lark]

Fish stick

[rare pulsar]

I mean u can say a lot of things about the french but they do know how to cook

[somber stream]

Oh no doubt

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah I’ve had some fish sticks

[somber stream]

Always trust French cuisine

[tired steeple]

I wanna try them escargot

[somber stream]

Bad co-workers though

[tired steeple]

Is the smoking accurate

Does everyone smoke

[shell goblet]

the concept of a 'french kitchen' is world renowned for a reason

[tired steeple]

Is France one with good wine or is that Italy

[void lark]

It's all in the sauces

[void lark]

Depends if you ask a frenchie or an italian

[tired steeple]

I see

[shell goblet]

yes french people, especially quebecers, LOVE to smoke

[void lark]

But yes

[tired steeple]

Switzerland and Belgium have their chocolates

[shell goblet]

both :3

[void lark]

French wine clears by the way

[shell goblet]

unpopular opinion but i have an underdeveloped palate for wine because i dont rlly like alcohol that much and i actually like spanish wine because its often sweeter i find

[void lark]

Yeah

That's thr main reason I hate spanish wine in general

[tired steeple]

I wanna be a wine connoisseur and sniff it and pretend I know what I’m doing

[shell goblet]

good for wine noobies like me

[void lark]

Just get to drinking my boy

If you are old enough

[tired steeple]

23

[patent grove]

You should try japanese plum wine

[void lark]

Everything is good for wine noobie
Just find what you like and work from there

[tired steeple]

My gf loves “Soju”

It’s not a wine I think

I believe it’s like strawberry flavoured

[void lark]

If you like the sweetness there's some spiced wines that are quite nice

[green vector]

i tried it once and hated it

[void lark]

I tried some wine in Rome made in the style of what the romans used to drink
Tasted like a spiced bread

[rare pulsar]

Both

Both france and italy are top notch when it gets to food imo

[void lark]

Still better than greek wines though
I don't know what they do with it but it tasted like nurgle's farts

[rare pulsar]

U dont get food and restaurants like thag in germany

Like in italy u can go to a tiny family restaurant and that will be amazing

[somber stream]

Idk, Bavarians got their shit together in that regard

[void lark]

What do you even go to germany for?

[rare pulsar]

I live here

[somber stream]

Alps

[void lark]

Beer i'd rather go to belgium or further east

Meat we have the same here

[rare pulsar]

German beer is overrated too imo

[void lark]

We have the alps at home too

[somber stream]

Mostly it's for the culture and history

[void lark]

I'd rather go to austria

[rare pulsar]

We have some nice castles yeah

[somber stream]

Yeah if i have the money i'd go to Austria as well

[void lark]

They make some surprisingly decent white wine

[rare pulsar]

Germany has mostly simple food imo

Its good but not extravagant

[void lark]

Got hammered on kirch from the black forrest
Very smooth, gotta give that to the germans

[green vector]

that was a fuckin bussin wrap

🫃

[rare pulsar]

Yeah and booze

[stuck crescent]

Legitimately never understood how Britons food gets hate but German food is the exact same

[rare pulsar]

We got good booze

We know how to get drunk i guess

[void lark]

Vest doners in europe I've been told

[somber stream]

German food? Same as British?

Wot

[rare pulsar]

Nah

[void lark]

I'd rather go eat in germany than in england

[rare pulsar]

The british are on a whole other level

[somber stream]

You won't shit yourself to death eating at a random resto here

[void lark]

Meat potatoes and saurkraut > jellied eels on toast

[nocturne bloom]

some german food does look british but always tastes better so you get a pass

[somber stream]

There's the matter of presentation as well

[green vector]

bro like 3 people here eat jellied eels

[stuck crescent]

All they have is potatoes and cuts of meat

[green vector]

its not a common thing

[void lark]

Alright you hagis muncher

[rare pulsar]

Ive never felt the urge to eat an eel tbh

[green vector]

im english you gimp

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, you gammon

[void lark]

All you have is potatoes and jellied lamb head

[green vector]

what a fucking sausage amirite krieg

[stuck crescent]

I have no idea what you're talking about

[rare pulsar]

Is haggis the one in the stomach?

[somber stream]

Damn, it's the western front all over again

French, Brits, Germans

[green vector]

ye

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, crazy

[rare pulsar]

Yeah that shit is vile

[green vector]

we need an american to chat

so we can band together

and hate them instead

[somber stream]

There's one @nocturne bloom

[keen hornet]

i take back what i said about arby im clearing damnation like its nothing

[stuck crescent]

My da's American, does that count?

[rare pulsar]

There u go

[keen hornet]

woohoo

[green vector]

fuck yo dad

[stuck crescent]

Fuck, now I want some cawl or rarebit

[void lark]

Ew

[somber stream]

Unless you know the local culture well enough and spent a good while at that country, maybe

[dire kayak]

wuh

[stuck crescent]

@dire kayak

[somber stream]

I'm half Japanese but not once have i dare to call myself one lol

[stuck crescent]

Could be worse

[stuck crescent]

Could be Finnish

[somber stream]

Aye...

Have a friend who's Welsh-Japanese

[green vector]

why my cat show me her belly for rubs then try kill my hand

[somber stream]

Moved over there and dyed her hair black, still got shat on lol

[stuck crescent]

Because

[void lark]

What are his teeth like?

[somber stream]

Perfect

[void lark]

Blimey or whatever they say

[shell goblet]

that sounds yummy

[shell goblet]

yeah the ones that taste sweeter and more like juice than wine are where i am happiest hehe

[dire kayak]

it's goobing time

[nocturne bloom]

im actually split hungarian

[void lark]

I tried peach soju once, tasted like the water on fruit yogourt
Sounds right up you alley

[somber stream]

Born and raise American, no?

[shell goblet]

lmao i don't really drink often or at all but i can at least finish the glass when it's a spanish red

but probably

[dire kayak]

[green vector]

[feral vessel]

chat you usually have weirdly specific ball knowledge,
dost anyone know a server for budget cosplaying

[dire kayak]

i don't get out enough for that

[nocturne bloom]

we could ball together

[thin wagon]

Nah but I happen to know that the cheaper nicer cosplays use a Styrofoam like material and you just get a cutter for it. Basically like wood carving.

Its not hard and it's way easier. But if you have access to a resin printer. That's dirt cheap

[feral vessel]

yeah i already have a plate of EVA foam for cosplaying specifically

trynna make uh,

N (?) from that glitch show about drones murdering eachother or something

[void lark]

There's a guy on instagram
Styleitwithrj i believe
Doesn't get cheaper than that, maybe you will find what you seek there

[visual vortex]

I know

Nothing about this topic

[buoyant loom]

i actually also know nothing about this topic

[void lark]

[feral vessel]

Will look thanky.

[feral vessel]

it happens

[buoyant loom]

my boys are gonna eat u dude watch out

[void lark]

[feral vessel]

OH

[visual vortex]

My boys are gonna snack on u like fishsticks

[feral vessel]

THAT RJ

[void lark]

What a lad