general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Well I assume I never had braids

[rare pulsar]

I have curls thats why

[twin dirge]

I like a really tight braid in my hair ngl

It's relaxing

[rare pulsar]

I can make an afro if my hair gets long enough

[gloomy tartan]

Hey there’s confirmed characters who eat heretics sometimes

It’s one of the hive scum and one of the ogryn personality’s

I heard them talk about nibbling on them when they get hungry and getting stomach aches

[rare pulsar]

Ogryns have a pass but why tf the scum

[gloomy tartan]

My cutthroat was just fucking judging them so hard

The fucking scum KNEW about the belly aches

He was all “ You getting belly aches again too?”

[rare pulsar]

I mean tbf cannibalism id like very common in 40k

[gloomy tartan]

Some shit like that

But the heretics gotta be like

The worst diariah

[rare pulsar]

Fr

[gloomy tartan]

I wouel not want to eat any of them nasty ass nurgle tainted people

I don’t wanna eat any people

[rare pulsar]

Well u dont really have a choice on atoma

[gloomy tartan]

We’ll look the spam is like

[rare pulsar]

Not much groeing there beside sludge

[gloomy tartan]

A paste

[astral basin]

Bc sociopathic tendencies go hand in hand with gang stereotypes

[rare pulsar]

Tbh tho

[gloomy tartan]

They got really hungry I guess

Which is understandable

[rare pulsar]

I think i would prefer a filet over corpse starch

[gloomy tartan]

If your starving bad enough

I mean if your starving your starving mf go desperate

[rare pulsar]

I mean if i HAVE to est people

Might aswell eat a good steak

[gloomy tartan]

The scum might of been starving the ogryn just wanted to eat MORE lol

No way a ogryns starving lmao

[astral basin]

Weekly reminder
Corpse starch is a rare practice in the 40k universe, its only popular bc of the sheer absurdity of it existing

[gloomy tartan]

ReallyV

But

But I. Thought we only ate the starch

[rare pulsar]

Its not thst rare no

Its either corpse starch or nutrient paste

[gloomy tartan]

I thought only rich nobles ate anything but the starch

[astral basin]

It is an emergency source on worlds that see nothing but constant fighting and have issues with supply lines
Like armageddon

[rare pulsar]

The poor rarely get anything better

[gloomy tartan]

You’re telling me we’re not backed by a starch based economy and governance ?

[rare pulsar]

Atoma is fucked tho

[wise depot]

Ima tweak out fr foo

[astral basin]

Atoma has its own ration production plants
Corpse starch is not a remote consideration atm

[gloomy tartan]

Chimp or horse

Which would you rather eat

[rare pulsar]

Ill take the starch over the nutrient paste any day.

[rare pulsar]

Horse

Ive esten horse

[gloomy tartan]

Starch makes French fries crunch

Potato crunch

Was it a racist horse?

What was it’s crime

[astral basin]

And despite what gameplay shows
The tide of heretics is not that horrific atm
The streets arent literally flooded with enemies like youd see in heresy+

[rare pulsar]

Tasting too good eas its crime

[gloomy tartan]

Your telling me malice is the cannon representation of atoma ?

I thought we were getting our shit slapped live on stream

[rare pulsar]

I killed over a million heretics alone

U tell me thats a small uprising

I get it tho

[gloomy tartan]

What if they ship in new heretics

Importing heretics

Exporting….fart gas? Idk it’s nurgle

[astral basin]

Dont get me wrong
The problem is progressing
But theres only so many mobians, so few ogryns, and so many hive civis begging for death

[gloomy tartan]

It’s manageable is what you’re saying? Small in the big scheme of things?

[sleek harness]

The heretics just bring a bioengineering virus bomb and infects everything in Atoma

[gloomy tartan]

Even the rats?

[sleek harness]

That's seems like a cool way to end Darktide

[twin flower]

Specially the rats

[gloomy tartan]

New enemy type is a big buff nurgle rat

🧠

[sleek harness]

You freaks have weird additions

[astral basin]

Small in 40k standards
But its still a hive city

[somber stream]

Ehem

[gloomy tartan]

It’s called freak tide

You freaked first

[somber stream]

Grated apple with yogurt and hot milk with honey

[sleek harness]

Licht

Just the third person I was looking for

[somber stream]

Rat

[gloomy tartan]

The game is good

[sleek harness]

You see, I have accidentally sent you a friend request

Since discord made the friend request button massive in mobile

[gloomy tartan]

Damn it is massive

Why they make it so big

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[somber stream]

I received no such request

[sleek harness]

I was expecting you to say that

[gloomy tartan]

You have to open your cheese containers

[sleek harness]

So I can make you of a fool

Because it is there

The friend request

Just look better

[somber stream]

Nah, that require effort

And it's sunday

Foolish thing

[gloomy tartan]

Sunday is the day of the sun

Praise the sun

\o/

[sleek harness]

Just accept the friend request already

[gloomy tartan]

Praise the emperor

[somber stream]

ヽ(•̀ᴗ•́)ノ

[sleek harness]

I might get banned some day and I at least want to gave contract with people I consider friends

[gloomy tartan]

Why would you get banned

Your chill

You don’t do a racist

[somber stream]

You haven't seen rat's mask off moments? 😈

[gloomy tartan]

Lmfao no I’m too new licht

[somber stream]

It's Bart-tier i assure you

[sleek harness]

If some day this server becomes down bad and start banning people for being rude in a friendly way

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t know what this means but it sounds interesting

[sleek harness]

Then I will be ready

[gloomy tartan]

It is kind of you to prepare for the worst

Albeit a bit paranoid.

Should I be scared? Is it cadia 2

[sleek harness]

Like when I ask you about the german economy as a way to make fun of you being German?

Yeah the last part you probably didn't knew

[somber stream]

I don't get how being a german is funny

I suppose we do have words like 'Handschuhe'

Wanna guess what that mean?

[sleek harness]

It's funny because the only source about Germany still existing is from you

[sleek harness]

Meaning

[somber stream]

There are like, 5 Germans rotating in and out this channel, daily

[sleek harness]

Who

[somber stream]

Handschuhe = Hand shoes

Gloves

[nocturne bloom]

i asked my phone and the language changed to german

everything is in german

im not joking

[sleek harness]

Do you call shoes "Feetgluguves"

[somber stream]

I mean, it is german

[nocturne bloom]

it also changed to a womans voice

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[nocturne bloom]

dog tf you do to my clanker

[somber stream]

Ok now

What's pregnancy prevention pill?

[nocturne bloom]

baby something pillen or whatever

[sleek harness]

Kill baby pill

[somber stream]

lol close

[gloomy tartan]

Your house clanker

[nocturne bloom]

anti baby

something

idk

[somber stream]

Antibabypillen

[sleek harness]

That's fucked up

[gloomy tartan]

Bro did you really call your phone a clanker

lol

[rare pulsar]

No its not

Its effective

[sleek harness]

Did you call google translator voice a clanker?

[somber stream]

Efficient, straight to the point innit

[rare pulsar]

Exactly

[nocturne bloom]

Gemini is ai so yes

[rare pulsar]

These non germans will never understand

[gloomy tartan]

Gemini will become skynet

[sleek harness]

Well, we should all start calling knifes "Cutbutalsostabby'Thing"

[gloomy tartan]

Never forget skynet made a robot that can grow bigger tits

[nocturne bloom]

thats the UK

[twin flower]

It did?

[gloomy tartan]

Metal teeth

[sleek harness]

Not it's "Stab Stab Stab"

[nocturne bloom]

thats what cali people call it

[gloomy tartan]

Terminator 3 the terminatrex or whatever it’s spelled grew bigger tits after seeing a lingerie advertisement

She killed several resistance leaders and almost killed John and his wifey

Her bigger tits helped her distract a cop and kill him in the begining of the movie

[rare pulsar]

Ngl that shit would defeat me

Im weak like that

[gloomy tartan]

The bigger tits do not come into play ever again in the movie. They literaly inflate and grow after she sees a lingere advertisement billboard

In that moment skynet learned about humanity’s unga bunga for big t and a lol

[gloomy tartan]

It’s so funny dog they dead ass inflate idk why they included it

[rare pulsar]

Its a display of technologicsal superiority

[astral basin]

Its the 80s

[twin flower]

tit'nical superiority

im sorry

[wraith acorn]

Too much cinephile talk, too little emperor praise!

[astral basin]

Praise the Nipple!

Sorry

Praise the Emperor’s Nipples!

[somber stream]

🌸 🌸

Or

🌻 🌻

[rare pulsar]

Delete this

[regal fjord]

I can't stand these people on expeditions bruh

[somber stream]

Considering he's close to a Sumerian, maybe the latter?

[regal fjord]

It's not that hard

[somber stream]

Tan and all

[rare pulsar]

There there

[rare pulsar]

This tho

[regal fjord]

I had three runs so far with 0 remnants recovered because nobody knows how to stick together

I think these people should honestly run off a cliff

[jaunty path]

I mean thats a thing you can do in this game

Like

Uhh

I don't think expeditions work at all like it should've been just a new mission type

People really want new missions to do

[rare pulsar]

I like expeditions

[jaunty path]

Blasts you with death ray

[rare pulsar]

[jaunty path]

.

Can expeditions even be called plural

[rare pulsar]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Cuz its the same map

[rare pulsar]

No

Its just the same cosmetic look

Its allways different map

[jaunty path]

So....different map....same...looks? Same desert ig

[rare pulsar]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

Still feels boring to ms. And my opinions are facts so

[rare pulsar]

They should improve on that i agree

But i see the potential

[jaunty path]

The core issue is that its open world

[rare pulsar]

Yeah it needs a good team

I like that tbh

[jaunty path]

Too many paths for one person to just fuck off someplace

And die alone

[somber stream]

Splits the objectives like a true Helldiver

[jaunty path]

And probably not even get picked up lmfao

[rare pulsar]

Let them learn

The hard way

[jaunty path]

Like

[twin flower]

Defo needs more teamwork than the other gamemodes imo

[jaunty path]

Why open world and not just a one way thing we had before

A straight line

[rare pulsar]

Because straight line is boring

If u do it a lot of times

[jaunty path]

Shoots you with a death ray

[twin flower]

I dont think having a bigger area to play in is all that bad

[somber stream]

Linear will still be the primary focus of the game, let the dev have some fun making new things

[rare pulsar]

Im allready vaporized

[jaunty path]

This isn't a sandbox

But uh..

[somber stream]

You aren't sandbox

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

You're sand.

Uhh....

[twin flower]

I like the scavening bit tho

[rare pulsar]

Yeah

[twin flower]

Aside from the usual go from point A to B type shit

[rare pulsar]

I like looting

[twin flower]

The linear shit does get boring overtime but thats just me

[rare pulsar]

Its just s very welcome change of pace to me

[twin flower]

Mhm mhm

[nocturne bloom]

I feel like shit

[jaunty path]

Yeah my experience has been...boring. i don't like sitting around and doing objectives. And collecting valuables that are like. Pointless. Its not really satisfying. I don't feel like im earning anything from it

[jaunty path]

Same

I wish I could drink tonight

[rare pulsar]

But ur fighting nonstop on obj

[jaunty path]

But im not going to unfortunately

[rare pulsar]

Its not boring

I feel like the density in the auric exp is higher then in the histg

[twin flower]

I just wish Fatshark could use the "we're digging up old tech" as an excuse to bring even more stuff into the game

[somber stream]

They are

[jaunty path]

Still doesn't feel fun enough. Actually I might just be depressed lmao. They need to add rot armor to expeditions

[somber stream]

ChudMechs are coming

[rare pulsar]

Hell no

[jaunty path]

Anyone else excited for the next power creep class

[rare pulsar]

Please god no

[twin flower]

Oh yeh, that , but I meant more like "oh hey, the rejects found a blueprint for this new weapon we could arm the penal warband with" type shi

[jaunty path]

Its happening against your will

Man

[somber stream]

If the admech doesn't have more than 1 page of cosmetic

[jaunty path]

I wish

Fs would remove zoom in on exec stance

[twin flower]

Its barely a zoom imo

[jaunty path]

Peels off your skin

[twin flower]

Guh

[jaunty path]

Its still really annoying and disorienting

[rare pulsar]

Give that back

[jaunty path]

Especially when im trying to melee

[somber stream]

Community objective to retrieve STC? No escaping the Helldivers allegations at that point

[jaunty path]

Remove expeditions

[twin flower]

Nuh uh

[jaunty path]

Please fs. Hire me

[rare pulsar]

😭

[jaunty path]

I will fix this game

By shooting psyker in the head

[rare pulsar]

💀

[rare pulsar]

Actually go on

[twin flower]

And the warband numbers was cut in half overnight

[jaunty path]

Removing smite. Removing inferno staff. Removing DS. Removing smite and just dragging several mods into the game because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

[regal fjord]

Smite should not have been removed

[delicate vapor]

hmm beer

[jaunty path]

Guaranteed weapon swap. Abilities. Colored stims. Make the visual effects less fucking intense

God

No like

Give players the option to remove screen effects

I know players have to be puking using rampage and stims at the same time

God.

[jaunty path]

They can't be playing their game man

[delicate vapor]

gimme the drunk effect in darktide

[jaunty path]

And notifications for when your stim is ready

That should be built in

But no. Its not. Which is INSANE

[rare pulsar]

Drg can never be beaten for that alone

[jaunty path]

Like

FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE STIMS AREN'T COLORED?

[rare pulsar]

Im colorblind anyway

Idc

[jaunty path]

I play w mods 24/7 so i don't know this exists

And like

I disabled psyker flames

Because that shit is blinding

[astral basin]

Like Shit asks that you stop feeling them

[jaunty path]

So. Inferno staff psykers are just

E V I L

[twin flower]

A bar area for the rejects when

[delicate vapor]

[young crane]

I just got the game would zealot be fun to start

[jaunty path]

HAZZA! NOW YOU'RE FUCKING BLIND

[jaunty path]

Yes its good

[twin flower]

That or Veteran

[delicate vapor]

yes

[stiff elbow]

im playing zealot its sooo fun

i love relic blade

🚪

[twin flower]

Would be my suggestion, but yes

[rare pulsar]

Getting piss drunk before getting into the droppod is peak drg

[young crane]

Bet appreciate it

[delicate vapor]

lets throw you in the pit and get to playing psyker

[jaunty path]

approved

[delicate vapor]

there are times when im drunk while playing darktide

i shoot my teammates

[jaunty path]

Don't do that pls 🙏

Psyker bad class never play

[twin flower]

Need more psykers

[jaunty path]

Remove psyker

[nocturne bloom]

You should start with smite psyker

100%

[delicate vapor]

gimme a psyker with no smite no inferno and no shards

[jaunty path]

Lamia has anime girl cups

Don't trust him

He probably looks like sam hyde

[twin flower]

Hello? Based department

[nocturne bloom]

You bum alcohol off your dad's expired collection

I dont wanna hear it

[delicate vapor]

😮

[twin flower]

She does?

[jaunty path]

It was pretty good

[rare pulsar]

THE BEANS

U SPILLED EM

[jaunty path]

But now I have my own....which he bought for me anyway

But still

You have anime tiddy cups

And not even the pyrocynical one

[nocturne bloom]

And you drink bailey's straight

[jaunty path]

It tastes good

[delicate vapor]

baileys (sometimes good)

[jaunty path]

Always good

[nocturne bloom]

That shit just makes you fat dog

[delicate vapor]

i got one that taste like STRAIGHT chocolate milk

[rare pulsar]

Goddamnit missus

[jaunty path]

My belly very big and round :3

[rare pulsar]

Atleast mix it

[jaunty path]

noh

[delicate vapor]

i got a little too drunk off the one that taste like chocolate milk

[jaunty path]

this is the way god intended

[twin flower]

Huh

[rare pulsar]

Noh

[twin flower]

Interesting

[delicate vapor]

baileys

[jaunty path]

Hmm.....

[nocturne bloom]

So called alcohol drinkers when all they drink is fat infused coffee creamer with ethanol

[rare pulsar]

God sad missus

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

Gods nectar

[delicate vapor]

i dont have to worry about gaining weight

[rare pulsar]

Mix the baileys

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

and ruin it?

Actually

Chocolate milk

Good idea

[rare pulsar]

Oh my stomach bubblin

[jaunty path]

I don't even have baileys but I could make baileys

[delicate vapor]

hrmm

could kill for some..

[nocturne bloom]

One day youll realize why I genuinely tried to warn you not to mix dairy and alcohol

[jaunty path]

We should all kill lamia for suggesting smite psyker in the first place

[nocturne bloom]

But at the end of the day it isnt my body so I dont care

[astral basin]

Open fire hes been infected!!

[rare pulsar]

Milk and that liquor 43 or whatever its called

Thats nice

[somber stream]

Choco milk and whiskey mix is awesome (cold)

[jaunty path]

What is it going to do exactly...is it like over consumption??

[nocturne bloom]

Yea that isnt shitass Baileys tho

[jaunty path]

Can we like

[astral basin]

But… but… my white russian…

[jaunty path]

Dismember lamia rq

[delicate vapor]

Peanut butter whiskey cola smacks

[somber stream]

peanut what

[twin flower]

Weird combination

[rare pulsar]

Bro theres some christians singing sll of a sudden

[delicate vapor]

its GOOD

[jaunty path]

Peanut butter

[astral basin]

Ill drink kahlua straight idgaf

[rare pulsar]

Below my balkony

[twin flower]

Never thought I'd hear peanut butter and alcohol together is all am saying

[jaunty path]

This is some shit

[delicate vapor]

we have peanut butter whiskey

[nocturne bloom]

I used to mix black lable whiskey with MRE powder mixes

[jaunty path]

How was it

[twin flower]

Buh why

[feral vessel]

Good morning Hive Tertium.

[twin flower]

Plant

[feral vessel]

cant wait for the FOUR HOUR TRIP HOME YAAY

[nocturne bloom]

Go try it Baileys drinker

[twin flower]

Have you been watered today

[jaunty path]

Bullys you

[nocturne bloom]

Thats nothing smh

[somber stream]

Bailey is white girl equivalent of exotic booze, but it's still decent

[astral basin]

Someone pead their nut butter

[delicate vapor]

nut

[jaunty path]

Anyway...i don't like inferno staff because every psyker uses it. Its blinding...its bad...its cringe...its bad...and bad...

[astral basin]

Nut

[nocturne bloom]

Its something people drink and gloat about how much alcohol they drink

[delicate vapor]

lemme get a psyker that only attacks with the staff

[astral basin]

I dont play psyker

But in pretty sure thats me

[feral vessel]

lamia trying to feel better about themselves

smh

[jaunty path]

Im a sigma because i drink 3 bottles of baileys a day (i havent shit in a month)

[twin flower]

Psykers that just uses the staff as a blunt weapon

That'd be something

[jaunty path]

Id pay for this

[nocturne bloom]

I drive 23 hours straight to Georgia to see my brother every few months

[jaunty path]

Ah

[nocturne bloom]

There you go with shit again

[somber stream]

Book a flight god damn

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

[nocturne bloom]

I cant bring my guns on a flight

[jaunty path]

[astral basin]

…if i did that id have to throw away a pair of underwear

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

and thats a flex?

Huh.

[nocturne bloom]

No

I drive an FJ

Thats like

[feral vessel]

then why are you saying it like a flex bitchass

[nocturne bloom]

$200 in gas

[jaunty path]

Lamia how many weapons do you carry in your car

[somber stream]

Isn't that like

$100 for domestic flight, both ways

[nocturne bloom]

Because 4 hours is rookie numbers

[nocturne bloom]

Im not Taylor swift

[nocturne bloom]

Plus I like driving and seeing the states

[somber stream]

$200 worth of gas for 1 pax

[jaunty path]

I wish i could drink tn

I didn't think id last this long

[nocturne bloom]

And i just said. I cannot bring my guns onto a plane

[delicate vapor]

forgot theres a lot of beer at my house

lemme just steal a few...

[jaunty path]

Can I drink all of your beer

[delicate vapor]

drinking on a sunday at 6:36pm sounds fair

[delicate vapor]

you can take one whole case and leave the other 7 for me

[nocturne bloom]

Im legal in every state between Georgia and CT but I need to have it in my car. Not a flight

[jaunty path]

Um can I have the other cases

[delicate vapor]

7 cases

[jaunty path]

Yea

[delicate vapor]

7 cases is all i can give

i keep the other 17

[jaunty path]

Um

Um....

[astral basin]

Fkn Georgians

[jaunty path]

Can I...

[nocturne bloom]

Depends where im going or what I'm doing

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Thats an answer.

[nocturne bloom]

Weapons means It doesnt have to be a gun too so

[jaunty path]

Oh right

.

Lamia

Do you own a katana

I feel like you do

[nocturne bloom]

Somewhere probably

[jaunty path]

Lmfao I knew it

[nocturne bloom]

I have a spear above my bed window

[astral basin]

“I remember buying one, i think”

[jaunty path]

Lmao

I should get out of bed and eat...augh

[limber light]

the one who sleeps with a machete under their pillow is a fool every night but one

[jaunty path]

He sleeps with his guns

[cosmic burrow]

i have combustion engine airplane model above my bed

[rare pulsar]

I wanna have a gun tbh

[delicate vapor]

FOOOD FIGHTTT

[nocturne bloom]

I have 2 pillow guns, a window gun, spear, several knives around my bed, a compound bow with expanding heads, a sharpened ww1 shovel, 2 machetes, an m1 garand and a vial of gunpowder in my bedroom alone

I have 2 rooms for my bedroom mind you. I forgot whats in the other

[somber stream]

Bro's ready for the zombie apocalypse

[delicate vapor]

shower gun

trash bin gun

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a glock in my bathroom yes

[delicate vapor]

fair

[nocturne bloom]

Oh

[somber stream]

Be sure to loot his house once the end time approaches

[nocturne bloom]

Theres also a throwing knife under my mattress

Cant forget that one

[delicate vapor]

arc raid Lamia's house

[nocturne bloom]

Gotta get past the not trapped yard

[somber stream]

S++ tier loot spot right there

Wouldn't be fun without a challenge or two

[nocturne bloom]

There is also an entire flak jacket rig hanging next to my pc

Just in case

[delicate vapor]

flak jacket vanoss gaming moment

[nocturne bloom]

The best part is that you dont really see any of it if you look around

My living room however

Is just

Full of like

Half a melee weapon catalog

Its all tools I rebuilt

[delicate vapor]

put a few high level arcs around Lamia's place and its set

[nocturne bloom]

The M1 ping scares people away

Not necessary

[delicate vapor]

golden camo

[nocturne bloom]

M1 was the first gun I full gilded in bf5

[delicate vapor]

goat

feel like during any sort of apocalypse here the only i would ever find a gun is either the gun range with a low chance or a dead cop

[astral basin]

Im. Sick of this fuvking job

[brazen pelican]

As a Servo-skull?

[nocturne bloom]

I like telling people about my last neighbor and his gun "habits"

[astral basin]

Things would be simpler if i was a servo skull

[stiff elbow]

gridpoint gamma is actual mutiny

poxhound horde on poxhound horde on poxhound horde on POXHOUND HORDE 😭

🙏🏽

[brazen pelican]

I was just making a stupid joke. If you need to vent I'll happily listen. ♥

[astral basin]

I wouldnt have people begging and threatening me for 20 minutes to pay for their stuff
Just to call me racist for another 10 all because i tell them “no” and “i cant”

Customer service sucks

[somber stream]

Sounds like a headache

Manager?

[brazen pelican]

We need the customer service The Purge™ day.

[astral basin]

I couldnt be bothered being a manager
Its bad enough dealing with customer
Telling my coworkers they need to do their jobs is a headache i specifically avoid

[somber stream]

No i mean like, reach out to your manager with the escalation

Isn't that SOP

[nocturne bloom]

Most places won't do anything

[somber stream]

Bleak

[regal fjord]

I'm over here strokin my lasgun, I got ammo for my lasgun rn and just reloadin my shit, I'm trigger happy asf man I'm a veteran man like fr

[brazen pelican]

You forgot to mention Cadia. Fake Veteran detected.

[astral basin]

The best that is going to happen is im allowed to tell the customer is banned. And if they continue to escalate told to call the cops, which they usually leave by the time they see the phone anyways

[brazen pelican]

I do not envy this.

[warm maple]

they should add a armageddon backstory where the only thing the personalities say is "i'm dead"

[regal fjord]

Hey!

I'm John Darktide

[astral basin]

And bc they arent at the store, they cant be trespassed anymore
I dont like bothering to call the cops over them lacking human decency from the start. But. Fuvk

[little violet]

Not every cadian are even born from their own planet anymore

[delicate vapor]

most are born from canada

[regal fjord]

Cadia is just asteroids now

[little violet]

Canadia

[ripe tangle]

why does everyone think Australia has scary wildlife?

[brazen pelican]

Evolution in isolation, I suppose.

[ripe tangle]

like… India and South America are literally scarier and more deadly.

I’m just saying…

[brazen pelican]

Oh, I can't read.

[delicate vapor]

they arent too bad

[brazen pelican]

Probably because of Steve Irwin, a bit. Then it became a meme.

[ripe tangle]

India has like 3-4x as many man-eaters and the fucking Amazon Rainforest exists…

[astral basin]

Have you heard of swooping season?
Apparently even the magpies become killers

[delicate vapor]

but im pretty sure we still have some undiscoverable ones

[delicate vapor]

waiting to headshot anyone walking near their turf

[ripe tangle]

That’s literally childsplay compared to stuff in the Amazon Rainforest though…

[astral basin]

SA has a lotta deadly plants

The one thing australia lacks is a big cat

[somber stream]

Install spikes on thine helmets

[ripe tangle]

and in India it’s common to find literal Tigers just walking around in the woods

[delicate vapor]

pretty much yeah

[ripe tangle]

Tigers that WILL fucking kill you.

[astral basin]

Cougars in your area

[ripe tangle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jaunty path]

I have several around me

[ripe tangle]

Missus!

[delicate vapor]

oh oh yeah this beer hits

[ripe tangle]

❤️

[astral basin]

Apparently thats what they do
Old man riding a bike still died 👀

[delicate vapor]

time to chug 2 more

and play darktide drunk again

[somber stream]

Skill issue tbh

How would they pierce a helmet

[delicate vapor]

spear

spear beaks

[somber stream]

Avians with spear??

Gods, this is no longer a civillian matter

[brazen pelican]

They went with big birds and marsupials, instead.

[delicate vapor]

Emu's...

[brazen pelican]

Call in the Emu War veterans!

[ripe tangle]

Licht

[astral basin]

A semi-rodent big enough to roundhouse kick yo ass

[delicate vapor]

theres an actual roblox game called Emu war i think

[somber stream]

PAINT THE SKY WITH RIGHTEOUS FIRE

Lucia?

[ripe tangle]

du Hast

etwas Illegales?

[somber stream]

... ne?

[ripe tangle]

gut

Du solltest nicht Krimineles tun

[brazen pelican]

Also. Morning, Dad! ♥

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

#Notyourdad

Morning Neuro

[ripe tangle]

Neuro

[somber stream]

Meine einzige Sünde war meine Existenz.

Also how's that gas price

[ripe tangle]

Schade

[ripe tangle]

it went up

[somber stream]

No kidding

[ripe tangle]

what else is it supposed to do?

[somber stream]

Some countries only have about a month left till their eventual total economic collapse from this whole thing

[delicate vapor]

australia is going to turn into mad max in like a few weeks or so

[ripe tangle]

I don’t understand why everyone always acts surprised, and this should he a rule of thumb globally that everyonr forgets for some reason even though it happens every time, note this isn’t a political take it’s a fact.

Every single time a major war happens, regardless of who’s fighting or involved, Petroleum/Gas prices go up.

and every time that happens, everyone acts surprised.

[somber stream]

This time it's different

There's simply no oil supply

[ripe tangle]

There doesn’t need to be one Licht. -_-

[lyric frigate]

i think we need to

[ripe tangle]

even in countries where major conflict happens that don’t have massive oil reserves, Gas Prices go up.

think about what happened in 2022… and 2023… and 2014, and 2003….

[somber stream]

Like sure the previous times the supply chain got disturbed somewhat so the price spiked for a while, but the vein is there and it's still running. This time, imagine the entire artery is blocked, nothing

[ripe tangle]

pretty much yeah…

anyway, it won’t last forever, don’t freak the fuck out, remember nothing lasts forever and people’s attention spans are so short they’ll forget by this time next year.

which is a shame, but you know it’s true.

[somber stream]

Nothing ever happens, until they do

I sure hope it won't last forever, this

[ripe tangle]

everyone could see it coming a mile away, then when it happens people freak out and ask “why did this happen?”

people are stupid Licht.

[somber stream]

Not stupid Lucia, powerless. Like what are they going to do? Pick up a fork and go to the nearest administration office to hang the representatives?

Not a bad idea btw

wink wink

[ripe tangle]

Licht, please.

[brazen pelican]

Actually, I think it is often both.

[ripe tangle]

still, people are pretty fuckin stupid.

honestly.

[warm maple]

Rodents of unusual size

[somber stream]

Anyway, DARKTIDE

[misty smelt]

gas is only $3.04 where i live

[ripe tangle]

now, lets talk about something else before the Mods get mad at us for being politics-adjacent.

you damn Kraut!

[twin flower]

uhh

Favourite dinosaur?

[ripe tangle]

Chicken

[misty smelt]

i only know the TRex and the pterodactyl

[ripe tangle]

my favorite dinosaur is the Chicken

[misty smelt]

mcdonalds should rename the McChicken to the McDinosaur

[somber stream]

Which is superior, BBQ or Fried

[ripe tangle]

I also like Geese

specifically because they’re bastards

[twin flower]

a terror of the ages

I like BBQ,

[mystic fossil]

spino, but my goat keeps getting nerfed

[ripe tangle]

Geese know only hatred, and it consumes their souls.

Geese are Khornates, it’s a fact.

[brazen pelican]

Quetzacoatlus whatever the species name was.

Is pretty fucking cool.

[ripe tangle]

both are good

[twin flower]

You got it right I think

[misty smelt]

impossible to choose

[somber stream]

I was thinking which is healthier but then realized they're both bad for people over 30

[twin flower]

Imagine being an apex on both land and air

[somber stream]

I can feel my body rotting

Need more grease-less food

[twin flower]

Isnt fried food less healthy then over bbq

[brazen pelican]

Had to look it up. I only remembered the genus. Apparently there was maybe two species in the genus.

[brazen pelican]

Preying on T-Rex nests is a fucking Chad move.

[somber stream]

You get chemicals from the smoke soak into your food, Hydrocarbon iirc

Stuff that give people cancer

But what the hell, 3-4 times a month shouldn't hurt

[twin flower]

Was it the one that was featured on that one netflix film voiced by Morgan Freeman, i also forgot the name

[brazen pelican]

Not sure I watched that one, but I saw it in some documentary, where it also portrayed the risk of preying on a T-Rex nest. It took that big chicken a lot of time to get airborne.

[delicate vapor]

Got a new kitten (and I don’t mean discord kitten)

Real feline

[twin flower]

Really good, tho I feel its a bit rushed on some parts

[twin dirge]

Guys

I found peak

[brazen pelican]

Cat!

[twin dirge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0wauFmUWSGTgbG37SijM4L?si=Vu4cRcNkSmaZVAQIwXfXhw

Peak ^

[brazen pelican]

Picture of cat. Now. Pls. :>

[twin dirge]

I've never added a song to my playlist so fast before

[delicate vapor]

Indeed

[bronze wren]

[delicate vapor]

#pet-tide regular tabby boy

[twin flower]

Godayum?

[twin dirge]

It's

Low-key fire

Endless taverns is one of my favorites so seeing this shit pop up was peak comedy

[brazen pelican]

KJOOT! :3

[delicate vapor]

He’s got two twin siblings

[twin flower]

They got a MV of it on youtube, that maid art tho

Awooga

[brazen pelican]

More cat! :>

[twin dirge]

LMFAO

[brazen pelican]

Is it the Argonian maid?

[thick fog]

That playlist thumbnail looks like ai gen

[twin dirge]

Yeah

Song based on the books

Lmao

[twin dirge]

It most definitely is

I can almost guarantee it is

[somber stream]

I heard

Brits dip their crackers into tea

Not tea with milk, just tea

@little marten I need confirmation

[nocturne bloom]

You mean like, crumpets?

[somber stream]

That too

[misty smelt]

does it matter what power level a wound curio is if they all only give +1 wound?

[brazen pelican]

Not really.

[twin dirge]

A cracker for a Brit is basically a pastry so

[south valve]

Biscuits into tea

[twin dirge]

I'm not that surprised

[south valve]

We’re not that insane

[twin flower]

Is it bad manners dipping something into your tea

[somber stream]

Not at all

However i've only ever seen them doing so with milk tea

Not, just, tea

[midnight magnet]

I have arrived!

At what cost tho? Nobody knows!

[somber stream]

At least with sweets you can balance out the bitterness with the sweetness, a perfect symphony

Bland + bitter sounds like a bad date

[brazen pelican]

3 million Guardsmen. So a total victory.

[mystic fossil]

is point blank barrage viable now? like excluding high havoc

[midnight magnet]

As per usual. At least Commissar survived...

[thick fog]

Surprise yes

(take that mister e)

[faint pollen]

does darktide support dlss 4.5? or whatever the newest one is

[mystic fossil]

i agree with most mister e things but like holy shit infiltrate is NOT buns

exe stance is prob worst

[thick fog]

idk man when you put Bull charge in the lowest tier, i think you DID something wrong

[thick fog]

yes

[mystic fossil]

frfr

[thick fog]

There is no DLSS 5

[river ingot]

dlss 5 isnt real it cant hurt you

[faint pollen]

nice, ty.

[mystic fossil]

imo charge is bad tho for zealot like chorus and infiltrate are just better

[thick fog]

Nuh huh

[mystic fossil]

would you rather rage into one guy or have a genuine true stun or get out of jail free one hit ability

pick your one

[thick fog]

Charge can do all of those

[molten matrix]

exe stance is absolutely not the worst

insane toughness regen stun immunity

[mystic fossil]

does it tough regen?

lemme check

[thick fog]

yes

[mystic fossil]

but its like you could get a free pass to dip or hella stagger+ revive+ gold tough

and you choose the ranged one?

[thick fog]

You can like one shot reapers and do boss damage on high havoc

[molten matrix]

yes

[delicate vapor]

Locked

[delicate vapor]

forgot how good darktides music was

[slate marten]

Man, aside from the rework Ogryn got. His buffs are a slap to the face when every class either out-tanks him, out damages him, or both. With every update Ogryn loses his personality and identity. Especially, since Shield is way too of a crutch, that it's almost mandatory.
But, hey, at least we got pickaxe, kickback, and rumbler...kill me

[jaunty path]

Ogyrn is still pretty good imo. You've tried the stabby stab mark of the cleaver?

And uh

Shield kinda sucks

Like it has only one useful attack going for it and its heavy attack

Gets being real quick

Crutch though im not sure

Bully club feels more braindead

I think i missed the point lmao

[wheat scroll]

And thats why I love it

[jaunty path]

But the buffs seem okay

[misty smelt]

i do agree ogryn needs a bit of love

[brazen pelican]

And rashuns.

[misty smelt]

always rashuns

[brazen pelican]

Extra rashuns, at that!

[misty smelt]

pickaxe still one of my favorite melee's in the game tho

[brazen pelican]

I love smacking a mutant rushing you.

[misty smelt]

and if not pickaxe smack muties love eating rocks

[midnight magnet]

I also use pickaxe and kickback! 😄

[brazen pelican]

They way they fucking fly.

[misty smelt]

LOL the ragdoll is so funny

[brazen pelican]

Same with dogs.

[timber elk]

walks in extremely tired. Wool fluffed up and is wearing a robe mooooring….

[timber elk]

How is everyone?

[brazen pelican]

Tired. :>

[midnight magnet]

I'm throwing rocks at people, so I'm good.

[astral basin]

Starving.

[brazen pelican]

Consume.

[astral basin]

I wish

[timber elk]

Cooooool

[cobalt lichen]

[delicate vapor]

FOOOD FIGHTT

[river ingot]

remember to do that outside

[daring panther]

Waiting for more news about Total War 40K is anguish.

[river ingot]

hope it gets delayed i want it done right

[midnight magnet]

I'm kind of more sad that they decided to scrap mmo's set in Warhammer than Total War.

But hey. We shall see.

[timber elk]

Fuck a mmo set in 40k sounds horrible to develop….

[mystic fossil]

how would you even balance it

[daring panther]

with money

[river ingot]

who says games need to be balanced to be fun

[daring panther]

[mystic fossil]

well seeing a emporers champion walk up to my very new eldar account would not be fun

[river ingot]

but it would be intresting

[misty smelt]

need a 40k battle royale

[mystic fossil]

def not

a extraction shooter would be nice

[midnight magnet]

No, enough of those.

[river ingot]

no no we need to invest several hundred million more dollars into unsuccessful tras h

[wise depot]

I am drunk as hell

I’m 9-10 tequila shots down

because I can’t get over my ex girlfriend

also I clutched an auric match somehow while being drunk

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Ah yes, Darktide classic

[wise depot]

Idk how bro

It was high intensity shock troop gauntlet

[twin flower]

The power of booze

[wise depot]

help me move on from my ex gf yall

Help the big lizard

even tho it was all lizard’s fault

[twin flower]

Wasnt gonna work anyway, Mothra's a different species

[wise depot]

preciate the role play but I’m being serious here haha

[copper olive]

Man it's so hard trying to find a good melee to use

Crushers are annoying

[wise depot]

What class you playing?

[twin flower]

Prolly not the best of places to aask for advice then

[wise depot]

If Zealot, go with crusher

[wise depot]

nah ur right

I’m drunk as hell 😂😂😂

[wise depot]

For blessings, go with hammer blow and trauma

[copper olive]

Veteran

[elder merlin]

So

[wise depot]

ah

[elder merlin]

It begins

[wise depot]

For veteran, I’m not exactly sure

At that point, might as well use grenades

Anyways

Time to down another shot

[twin flower]

Power Sword prolly

Combat Axe is decent too, if you can get around the single target overhead

[copper olive]

I dunno the power sword doesn't feel like it's doing that much damage

[twin flower]

What's your perks and blessing on it

[copper olive]

Do I need these on it to make it feel usable?

[twin flower]

Yeah, the mark matters too

[thick fog]

you can three tap crushers

Theres only one mark for PS

That is MK6

[wheat scroll]

Just lost 500 tech remnants because some rando doesnt get inside, I LOVE RANDOMS -_-

[twin flower]

On crit its prolly less as well

[elder merlin]

Silly dragon, thats what kraks are for

[copper olive]

The other mark just feels bad

What's the point of it

[twin flower]

The moveset, the stab on the PA on Mk6 helps pretty much deal so much dmg

[thick fog]

because it never exists

MK6 is the default and only mark

[copper olive]

This game actually upsets me sometimes

[thick fog]

though you more likely to be greedy with push attacks

[copper olive]

How come half the weapons just have marks that don't do shit

[twin flower]

Real, and the game doesn't really explain it for new players as well

Prolly my one issue when I started out lmao

Had to keep asking around in the class channels

I wish every variant just worked tho so people can just bring what they want

[copper olive]

Why does carapace have to make half the weapons unusable

[simple creek]

just mod the game then you will know

[copper olive]

It's not even like it's rare

Crushers spawn everywhere

All the damn time

[thick fog]

because heavy armour that is

[simple creek]

put on perks that help do more damage to carapace?

[thick fog]

I played Caxe arbitrator and is a melee that is not partially used for the class and I was stacking kills after kills

[wooden creek]

Carapace is there to teach you the folly of overspecializing your loadout

[lean parrot]

Bleed on crit works vs crapace

[thick fog]

Got over near 180 elite kills

[lean parrot]

I just light attack spam with my heavy evis

[copper olive]

Half the weapons don't even work on carapace

[wooden creek]

But combat axe, the power sword with the stabby push attack, helbore lasgun, krak grenades, duelling sword and combat knife all come to mind as reasonably effective anti-carapace options for vet

[copper olive]

I don't understand how it's punishing overspecializng as much as it's pushing towards certain weapons

[twin flower]

Welcome to Darktide

[thick fog]

what classes we talking about

[brazen pelican]

I do that with Chainsword.

[thick fog]

Because honestly current balance is just a massive power creep

[copper olive]

I'm kinda taking in general

[wooden creek]

You can make most weapons work, depending on your rending or brittleness sources

[thick fog]

Chainsword is such a pretty mid melee but you can make it word and shred to massive armour hordes

Including crushers

[sonic lotus]

Okay wtf happened last update? Are enemies supposed to be there at the spawn of Moebian Steel?
Are sniper laser being invisible sometimes something new?
Enemies spawning in your face?

[copper olive]

Wouldn't this be pushing towards specializing to deal with carapace

[brazen pelican]

Works wonders for me on Scum. I just never stop the LMB.

[thick fog]

bugged enemy spawns

[wooden creek]

The ones I listed are ones that work well out of the box, but you can make even the recon lasgun melt crushers with an Onslaught build

[thick fog]

but it is funny

[copper olive]

Also, most Weapons that are good against carpapace seem to also be good against hordes

[thick fog]

I was thinking of trying for scum

I played chainsword arbites for like two weeks and is really fun

[brazen pelican]

It's funny just blending mixed hordes.

[thick fog]

If you manage to make your build work agaisnt armor

Plenty of rending

[thick fog]

Because when you have a weapon that is good for caparace it works for everything else

[wooden creek]

Which generally comes with ammo issues though, in the case of plasma and bolter

But yes, balance is a constant work

[twin flower]

I mean I sorta get where theyre coming from tho, if youre just using the same weapon for everything else it tends to get boring

[delicate vapor]

wow im really fucking rusty at darktide

[thick fog]

arbites and scum kit:

[copper olive]

Melee weapons dont have ammo-

As a few examples at least from personally experience

Ogryn pickaxe, Thrusting sword, Shivs

[thick fog]

Thats why I been playing non-class weapons recently

[copper olive]

Shovel to a lesser degree

[thick fog]

Which shovel

[twin flower]

What if theyre just on the other classes tho

[thick fog]

Ogryn shovel is great

[wooden creek]

Those weapons are considered somewhat overtuned yes

Blame everyone shitting their pants the moment a potential nerf is mentioned

[copper olive]

Most of the weapons that aren't "overturned" feel very bad to use even in a vacuum

[thick fog]

pickpocket ruined build diversity....

[copper olive]

It's difficult to get through justifying using worse weapons when you need to build them so much to make them "work"

I know I can just buy a bunch of copies and get masteries that way but that feels bad

[thick fog]

Idk maybe is just to have more game experience but you can make all weapons work, they still might lack the ttk in armour but if you are patient and coordinate attacks you still win

[wooden creek]

Then it's just a matter of waiting for things to get buffed a bit

or armor to get tweaked

[copper olive]

It's just not a good feeling because sometimes the game will just throw down a bunch of carpapace enemies and you just... Can't do anything?

[thick fog]

nah they will never

[copper olive]

At the very least there should be some armor loss mechanic or something similar

[brazen pelican]

Rocket Launcher.

[copper olive]

Maybe I'm dumb

[brazen pelican]

Rending and Brittleness.

[thick fog]

Blitzes, abilities, enemy debuffs are there to help too

[wooden creek]

Always keep some kind of anti-carapace option on you, that's the usual tip

[misty smelt]

just gave martyrdom zealot a try, holy shit is it fun when you have full stacks. just ripping thru hoards and one shotting crushers after charging at em

[thick fog]

Abuse the slot mechanic with the game enviroment too

[copper olive]

Right but why do half the weapons not work on carapace, when all the ones that DO work on everything?

[thick fog]

Abusing the slots helps the best

[copper olive]

I feel like you all are missing my argument, or maybe I'm being stupid

[wooden creek]

Because balance hasn't caught up yet

[thick fog]

hugging into walls to occupy so you dont get surronded by all enemies

and props

[agile crag]

i mean if it can kill armor why wouldnt it work on anything less

[copper olive]

Realism shouldn't factor into game mechanics

At least not in ways that makes the game less fun

[thick fog]

[copper olive]

40k is not a setting based much in realism or even being grounded

[agile crag]

all they can do is make it less effective like how dueling sword is basically single target

[twin flower]

Its just how it is at moment, so nothing we can do til some tweaks or balances happen

[copper olive]

It really isn't though that's the thing

You can clear hordes perfectly well with it

The only weapon that really comes to mind as something that very good at dealing with CARAPACE SPECIFICALLY is the chainaxe

And even then I'm not the most experienced with it, so I might be wrong

[agile crag]

but chainaxe is decent at hordeclear too

[thick fog]

The chainaxe mark that its heavies are horde clear

there are also talents and blessings that help with cleave increase and ignore hit mass

[copper olive]

Right so why are all the anti carapace weapons also good at horde clear?

[wooden creek]

Because balance hasn't caught up yet

[fallen tree]

i gotta give chain axe a proper try

[thick fog]

it funny on scum

[fallen tree]

my first foray i didnt vibe with, but i see a lot of ppl like it

but its the same with taxe, i now looove it

[thick fog]

Is not a perfect melee but it does good enough agaisnt armor

[misty smelt]

all the chain weapons are pretty fun

[brazen pelican]

I wasn't too happy with it. But might give the heavy wide mark a try.

[thick fog]

chainsword the least

[fallen tree]

i do like the normal chain sword/ heavy

[twin flower]

Tho handed Chainaxe when

I'd main the shit out of Zealot if we had that

[thick fog]

First time i ever tried when scum came out

Same for taxe when arbites

[misty smelt]

give us dual mini chain axes like the dual axes for bardin on v2. thatd be badass

[fallen tree]

arbites taxe 😩

[copper olive]

Ogryn chain hammer?

[delicate vapor]

that one astartes in sm2

[brazen pelican]

Dual Taxe.

[fallen tree]

sick

i was playing project zomboid but now im getting the urge to tide the dark

[twin flower]

How long did you survive

[fallen tree]

i just started a new run with my partner, im 11 days in, no deaths

[astral basin]

“Chain hammer”
Look if you want the crusher slab on a stick just say so

[twin flower]

Is B42 fully out yet

[fallen tree]

992 kills, just cleared the louisville checkpoint

not yet

[twin flower]

Its been a year reee

[twin flower]

zamn

[fallen tree]

i hope soon, b42 has so much neat stuff i'd never go back to 41

even if it is unstable

[twin flower]

Ikr

Im waitin for it to go on MP at least so I can give it a try with muh bois

[thick fog]

the what

[brazen pelican]

Chain Halberd when FartShart, WHEN?!

[fallen tree]

42 mp is out atm