#general-chat
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best blitz for scum
Oh well I sent you a friend request
I like it. With the talent that grant +10 stacks on explosion it does some work.
Heorthu you still have to refuse my friend request
Like you said
Boom bringer is better
Because it’s a rocket launcher and rocket launchers are cool
already did bossman
Damn, I was too slow to send it
Doesn't seem like it
Here, I sent another one
Do better
For me it depends on the mission. Lot of hacking, Chem. Lot of armor, Boom.
Also black out grenade with the chems node stacks toxic on enemies and can regenerate
Boom bringer can wipe out a room
And chem is good for AoE
You know what would be very funny
a rat grenade
If you misclicked and accepted my friend request
Personally I like black out grenade because of the stagger and regen affect
No
how do i get transcendent weapons? do they just drop after missions?
However there’s nothing wrong with a anti-tank launcher
noobs
I accepted it just to fuck with you.
But rat grenades
You still haven't sent anything to fuck with me
I am still not annoyed
That's boring
You like using chems because of the drugs
I like using chems because I wanna be a chem dog
We aren’t the same

You freaks want a random fun fact?
Always.
Sure
As long as it is random, fun and a fact.
How many so far?
How many blocks I got?
As far as I know, only one for me.
In this server?
Yes.
I don’t know for me
I like to think I’m naturally liked
Hard to know the count when the people who block me suddenly stop talking in here
Weird huh?
Since I don’t start stuff with anyone
:<
It's like they got traumatized with me and don't want to have anything to do with this community
Good. Weeds out the weak.
Yo what does Auric maelstrom get you up to in havoc?
Though theres still one who is active in Zealot chat
I mean yeah. Have you seen general chat at 4am in the morning?
I'm looking at it, right now.
Might be the same as mine.
No only at 7 am
The time I wake up
I mean we are in different time zones
Actually no, the one that blocked me still shows up in general.
What are timezones?
Sounds like it 
Spill it
Like we different times
Am I in the future? :>
We wake up or go to sleep at different times
I don’t know. Are you in the land down under?
Hello hello
No, I'm in the land up top.
So the EU?
Henlo! ♥
Yes.
Exactly
It's just 1 person who has me blocked who still talks here
Why would I care?
I don’t think anyone has blocked me

I know one person has blocked me.
I don’t know why they would. I don’t really do anything.
Which
That's what I thought about me. :<
I asked them for uppies a long while back. Lmao.
Rookie numbers
How many people you guys blocked
Now you are forcing me to search up the guy to ask if it's the same

Let me check
I think I see the problem sir knight
None, I want to see what the cowards write. 
2 for me 
It was a joke. But I see why they might have taken it the wrong way lmao
My only rule for blocking is glazing discord mods
Alas

But I love Aquiler. :<
13 blocked, some were friends
No uppies from the muscle goth girl 
31 blocked atm. A mixture of bots, bigots, and annoying people with terrible takes.
I have 9 ignored if you want to count with my blocks
No blocks for me
Bro blocking everyone 
I like to surround myself with likeminded people
I have shit takes on 40k lore. Primarily because I haven't read the books, so I am instead a little shit about it. Praise be to Slaanesh!
Do you know who sigismund the black blade is
Well. I meant moreso shit takes on life things.
Dude made his account last year and already has double my blocks
But you’re fine pal
Yes, Black Templar dude.
"Pal"!? I am fren? :>
throws his mic at her and stuffs throwing stuff around YOU BROKE THE RULES!!!!!
What can I say? I don’t like being surrounded by bigoted trash or bot bs. 
What rules?
i don’t know
Imagine being a bigot. Fucking sad.
But yes
Your account must be really valuable to get bots
I only had like
3 this year
But sigismund is like. Really really really important to the lore
Well, it’s mainly like the 1 or 2 at most
Rest is bigots and annoying people.
SIGISMUND?
Bad king ngl
What takes 
Because he and Kharn used to be best friends and is the reason why black Templars chain weapons to their hands
I don’t remember tbh lol
But I’m sure my decision was valid.
Probably
Pick a number from 1 to 31 and say about this person you blocked
im blocking you because you are a Rat
4, let me check.
Nah, he's technically an IF, so he's lame.
What do you think about eating pizza with peanut sauce 
Post the cat with shaved head pls
Huh, that’s funny.
IF!?!!!! HES LITERALLY WHY THE BLACK TEMPLARS EXISTS.
Lmfao
And before that?
So the fourth person I blocked ended up blocking me first for the “grant me uppies, tall woman.” joke of mine a long while back. 
Mallow I was just thinking if misclicking the friend request for you
I blocked them back because I’m petty
What a shame
He was a son of dorn who was disgraced by Rogal dorn for believing the emperor was a god only for him to win back his favor at the siege of Terra
See! He likes the Emperor, and the Emperor is lame.
Your hive mind is lame
You guys lost to a bunch of ultra smurfs
Daemons are lame
And a old man with a power axe and a melta pistol
I mean, if it tastes good, then go ham.

There is no shame in losing to the poster children of the entire 40k universe.
i was blocked by someone here for saying they had short person energy and they interpreted it as a personal attack against their gender and race. i was stunned to say the least
Besides. I’m a crimson fist enjoyer
LOOOL
Oi, I’m a short person. >:[
Literally walking prison cells for daemons
Wanna trade? I don't want to be tall. :<
That Macintosh guy has me blocked idek who he is
I heard about them from Hank 

Your duty is to grant uppies
I want the uppies, not be a provider of them. :<
My duty is to be prince carried by a giantess gf
CRIMSON FIST AND EXOCRISTS GANG RISE UP🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️
He's chill
I guess Maci noticed you are rude to me for no reason at all
Well, maybe you can tell your bf or gf to grant you uppies.
Fuck u
Hey Mac why do you have heorthu blocked?
I also love you
The freaks love each other afterall
Imagine getting possessed by a daemon and being violently exorcised as part of your training
🫃
True.
Just kiss already. 
I am not gay
Neither straight

I see you’re in the middle of the road.
No I am deep into the gremlin tunnel
#goals
I am asexual
i'm watching this one dude from my 600 pound life again
No way really
Me tbh
There’s like….600 of them
Yeah I don't fuck around
Which one?
Hello? Based department?
735 pounds, waiting in the hospital for surgery, orders a pizza because he thinks the nurses are too slow to bring him hospital food
Yeah, I want to tell you about a skaven that is really based.
Oh Robert?
Based
three months in the hospital
Oh that guy is a lol-cow
What do these eldritch words mean.
So it’s a person who has no self awareness and makes them look like an ass online and people milk them for laughs
Oh
But the dude mallow is talking about is quite infamous
It isn't
It means I won't ever find the love of my life
You can still have meaningful relationships without the physical aspects
@green vector did ya still wanna play tn :3
So I’ve read anyways.
True
He once went on a show that Dr Phil was hosting where he brought on 4 hateful people. 1. Who hates black people. 1. Who hates white people. 1 who hates skinny people and 1 who hates fat people
relatable i think
In bed now I forgot to ping you 😭 😭
can I offer playing the video game tonight

i hate dr phil so much
i hate him
Same
Robert literally went on to the show just to gain attention by pretending to hate skinny people
But than he showed up on my 600 pound life where he wasted everyone’s time and resource to try and help him loose the weight
no worries !!!
Also his name is Steven not Robert. My bad.
yeah steven assanti
i am playin with my wifey but ur welcome to join us yeh
he's got a brother that's a little lighter than him (not by much) that he emotionally abused
Her wife is goated arbitrator 
real
their father was a huge enabler, as almost all these cases go
His brother actually runs a very successful hobby shop
But yeah Steven is a huge lol cow
But not the worst lol cow
I can name 5 other individuals that are millions of millions times worse than Steven
I think I need a lil bit to do some other stuff but I will lyk when I get free

Wingsofredemption 
gayming must commence
now that's a throwback holy shit
He’s top 10 but not top 5
For a moment I read it as my name
no worries ! lmk !
He's still clinging on
Hey Dwarf dude
i've been to the town where that dude lives. it's a shithole
hi skaven
There's a channel called breaking banquet
I sent a friend request that is totally not a misclick mistake
Who wings?
And which I will not use to raid your house
Basically just documents his miserable existence
yeah, it's near myrtle beach in SC. it sucks ass


are the expeditions the thing we've been training for through mortis trials or is there a seperate mode coming still?\
Yeah it’s terrible.
vhaoww
I didn't get a friend request
But yeah. Wings doesn’t even crack top 5 worst lol-cows
unless I missed it
Yeah just a sec
o fair
Not impossible. Rats are very short.
I usually say something before doing so
ur g
I can name them off but they are really terrible people
And I don’t wanna ruin the vibes
He’s top 10 too but still not top 5
phil the untouchable
lets just say...my peanits
I have no idea what's going on, but I am enjoying it.
Infamous people on the internet
me
Oh.
Boogie has to be top 5
The gnome
There's no way
he was trending again recently for playing some trucking sim and like plowing through a closed off part of the interstate and getting mad that he got stuck lmfao
He’s barely in the top 5
what a guy
I am number one giga chud
you little bastard
But nah the top five are
- Nova online
- Cyraxx
- Tophiachu
- Daniel larson
- Jupiter the hybrid
bs
Daniel Larson

isn't cyraxx dead
Is nova online the discord mod?
Hassan is not on the list, not real
I have no idea who any of those people are and I think i'm probably blessed to not have the knowledge
Be grateful your not
He’s a loser not a lol cow
I have seen everything and I am disappointed.
I see no difference 
Isn’t that guy the animal abuser bastard?
Ye
and said America deserved 911 yeah
:(
i figured this is where the convo would go
A loser who loses everything. A lol who is constantly being followed and laughed out
tf dude
everyone mask off NOW
You know what yoou right
@timber elk Can I hazard a guess of someone in the top 5 via DM?
my bad g
Who's that fucking cheeseburger guy
No, am too busy setting my pocketwatch
Cheeseburger John or some shit
Which one? There’s like 6 of them
Crazy hamburger
The one who followed ice Poseidon around
oh my god
mizkif?
ANDY
oh
burger andy man
OH FUCK
CRAZY HAMBURGER
i love his stupid face
Cheeseburger Andy

ANDY DITCH
I FORGOT ABOUT HIM
oh my god I completely forgot about Andy ditch
The guy who fakes Austim
Fuckin nutcases
i'm 22 nearing 23 and I know nothing about ice poseidon lore besides it's a fucking rabbit hole and a half
Only use me blade
In a depressing sort of way
Mf lost a toe because of diabeetus or some shit
it's like watching a trainwreck in slow motion, you can't really look away from it no matter how much you feel like you should

He’s a loser too
Ya
Who’s that one fucking chat who is a lol cow and a chronic gambler?
They should do a game like darktide but have any kind of class or character. So for example you can have space marine or warlock or stormcast eternals any class. They could make the game last for ever . one big darktide like game that last for years and they keep updating it but its all warhammer 40 k anything goes
which one there's a lot of them
Oh the one who rips his door off and does crack
BOSSMANJAKE

dude is the definition of a train wreck
Stormcast eternals are from Age of Sigmar
Not 40k
Literally had like 750,000$ dollars only for him to waste ALL OF IT
he could’ve put have that shit in the bank and still kept on gambling
Fucking dumbass
I... got kicked from a public malestrom match...
i forgot this game had a kick option
Someone I work with won 400k on online gambling, they said it was a glitch and gave her £150 instead

That’s some bs
Massively
Hope they fought that shit in court
I think she contacted a lawyer and there was nothing she could do about it
Wow
I recently watched a clip of this lady who was livestreaming in a verizon store and was politely being asked to stop recording and then they figured out she was live so the employees asked her to leave again and she did in a huff and puff and shouted to her other friend that the employees were crazy weird bitches


Sea of thieves addiction
I mean….you can record in public but when you’re told not to. You have to respect peoples privacy’s
Yeah to not look bad in front of her friend probably
good nice personman I HOPE you sleep
No promises are made
yeah the point is that she was asked to not record and didn't stop and made a scene out of it
gn dood
Ah well than fuck her
Thinking about hot women help me sleep so it will probably do the same for you 
I saw a Firekeeper cosplay today at comic con.
I think of hot men
Alright gonna actually try expeditions tomorrow
then sometimes I think about balatro
gl
Thanks
if you want to play together lmk, I could use more dorktide buds 
BALATRO MENTIONED!? THE MOST HEALTHY WAY OF GAMBLING!?
Reminded me that I played DS3 for the plot.
Played helldivers 2. Pretty mixed on some things. Overall enjoy the update
And by plot, I mean Firekeeper
Alrighty
:)
There was a episode of hammer and bolter there was a storm caster i thought it was 40 k. Im still learning
any time you're thinking of getting on?
Fair and valid pal
It is a bit tricky sometimes
I’m not sure
Isn't a Verizon store technically private, not public space?
np homie, just lmk
There’s 40k, 30k (The Horus Heresy), Age of Sigmar, and The Old World (OG Warhammer Fantasy).
I think so, which is why being asked to not record in there by employees is very valid
In America you can record anywhere. But in the video the employees asked her not to record
Hello rejects!
that’s why asking permission is important
Greetings

How are we
I’m talking about being carried like a sack of potatoes by tall women.
Horn dog
Yes
Well at least you admit it
Yes
That’s more than most can say
Next question
All stores
We just dont get the “stand your ground” clause
Repping the social aspect, not the actual private enforcement
Hey, would anyone happen to know why my game's video settings keep defaulting after I close the game?
Usual Fatshark shenanigans.
Buggy game
As per usual
my audio settings default to my monitor sometimes and I have to change it
Nothing to do with you
They have been putting out hotfixes so hopefully that will be fixed soon
Thanks y'all
Also love the pfp sunny
Same.
Check the modding discord for relevant issues
Send the issue to fs support if you cant figure anything else out
Alright, goodnight for real this time.
gn dude
Goodnight sir knight
so I'm attempting to complete The Void Tour of Duty penance but can't seem to figure out which missions to do that are in "The Void" I know for a fact it's not talking about mortis trials so could someone throw me a bone?
Only Gloriana, as far as I know.
Thank you! I'll do gloriana a bajillion times if I gotta.
I really hope the summer class is a Sicarian Ruststalker there cybernetics, transonic and phosphor weapons look so cool.
and gloriana is the worst goddamn map
Watch out for barrels!
Barrel city.
Supposedly the next class is a skitari
However I highly doubt that
At best. A tech-priest
After the first event it's fine, in my opinion. Start is just horrible.
Since skitari are considered combat units and not penal legion
Hope I get a dream of being prince carried by a tall woman today.
Would be nice. :)
Than again….arbites are around so anything goes
nerd
really? I kinda like it. reminds me of home (Alaska)
Fingers crossed! :>
Arent those Sicarian Ruststalkers an off shoot from skitariis
Sometimes
when's the next set of commodore's vestures?
I cannot remember for the sake of me
Next week
I read about them a little due to the datamined weapon they found lmao
is the game like really laggy for anyone in this patch?
I think you mean: hopeless romantic.
Several people have experienced performance issues from what I've seen.
That’s been dataminded for months
The next class is gonna be some sort of relation to the cult of the mechanicus
Someone recently shared it in theory-crafting so idk
like when im in the game it stutters slightly here and there but once i go into an actual game it just shits itself. i9-12900ks, 3090ti, 32gb ddr5
all I know is that they were transonic weapons
its not my rig
And its notoriously known for being used by the Sicarian guys
Ain't that the samething?
also knownn as Shivs by the Astra Militarum apparently
wasnt doing this before the patch
Get out of here STALKER throws a vodka bottle at em
If the wiki is anything to go by, they were former Skitarii legion soldiers that were fatally wounded and just brought back through gruesome surgery's and augments
I mean I don’t really care what the next class is. I’m still gonna play it
skibidi toilet?
…….
Imagine lmao 
Im a lvl30 maxed (but 2 curios one is needed) looking for people to play the trials with. No one wants to play 🙁
I Love how I can perfectly imagine a lamb face expression from your messages
Those are the aformentioned Sicarian Ruststalkers. 
friends in vc fighting over bullshit
use #vox-lfg-nasa
Yea, i was talking about them 
Good because I’m extremely disappointed with you
😮
you had a standard for me?
Ty!
I have a standard for everyone
That's on Lamb.
A low standard
However your on the lowest of the lowest for me
vhow
lmao
No you are
Man I need to read novels other than 40k
I have one for you
yeah?
I'm also bad! :>
Would a Voss pattern Grenade Launcher be too OP for us varlets? 
It’s a really dark book that’s about the cruelty of violence while being set in the early 1800s in south Mexico
No your just hungry and a horn dog all the time
Same author as No Country For Old Men?
down hungry
something more light hearted maybe
I need positive novels
Well, technically you’re right @tawdry edge .
hungry
Oh I don’t know than
I win once again.
Eat
I'm not a horn dog. :<
Blood Meridian.
buy me a costco hotdog
I mean, I do enjoy reading the Arthurian romances
Cormac macarthy?
i'll do it
Lamb just said that 

Warhammer when Waraxe
And Chivalric books for fun.
Win a war against birds first
Yes I did
I am recommending it again.
And it’s my favorite book
travel back 100 years
Nuh uh
I haven’t read any modern romance books though
I, too, am recommending it. (I have not read it.)
#arbites-class message any stat-savvy person know the answer?
Try some Japanese light novels about elves, elves yes but never goblins.
Got my mosin bet
As you can probably tell, I’m a bit stuck in the past lol.
I like old af books
And music
And art
Truth seeker
Modern stuff bad, return to old shit.

Wym goblin slayer is wholesome
I swear to god if you recommend goblin slayer im gonna- FUCK YOU
Do it
Fuck me
I actually like Goblin Slayer 
THAT FIRST EPISODE TRUAMATIZED ME

Smh, and you called me a horn dog
Oh yeah, that was horrid 
Look at Lamia over here lmao
I do love you brap flair doh. 🍑 🎙️
IVE BEEN DESENSITIZED BY LIVE LEAK AND NOTHING PREPARED ME FOR THE FIRST EPISODE
Goodnight punpun
They said I was one, as well. :<
But it’s in your name, to be fair
I'm not really part of that aspect of her. :<
You know I only mean that as a light hearted joke right?
You’re not beating the horn dog allegations, Slaaneshi Neurolictor. 
:>
I will still address her with respect. :>
However for personman is in fact a horn dog
vhow
big tiddy goth girls?
Smh, I talk about wanting to be prince carried by a tall woman, and all of a sudden I’m a horn dog

Goth is eh, imo
Not too big a fan of goth
It could work I guess, but it’s not my first choice.
Boltgun 2 is going to have Daemonettes...
God goth women in cartoons when I was a kid ruined me….
Heh
Big Mood
You mean made you cultured ? 
Heresy.
Oh greetings new person
Extreme Ghostbusters.
hershey
Worst chocolate I ever tasted.
BaZiNgA
meji chocolate is good
AHHHHHH crashes car into gas station
Now them’s fighting words
Never tried.
Nah Gwen from total drama island
Now that is a fucking throwback
Holy shit
I ‘member
japanese chooclate
REMEMBER WHO YOU AREEEEEEE!!!!!!!
loud chicken noises
Might give it a go. :>
😮
Kylie Griffin. 🧛♀️
GODDAMNIT I LOVE GOTH WOMEN
What about goth dudes? :>
Hmmmmm…..nope can’t think of any
:<
Only one guy I would actually go on a date with
What about thunder thighs?
Keenu revees
awooga
Sorry :<
Hard pass
Are there any Loyalist Night Lords?
I would have thought of Corvus or something
Uhh, there was
idk if theyre still alive tho lmao
Thanks I feel silly now for forgetting.
No probably not
Unfortunately I don’t think I heard of any loyalists night lords
I know of some that worked together with the Ravenguard amidsts the heresy
If so they were probably killed off at the drop site massacre
They prolly got outed in between certain books tho
Afro samurai
A lot of loyalists traitor legionnaires were killed off
Yeah 
and if there are any traitor loyalists they are probably hiding in the warp like the risen
The dark angels fallen
FALLEN?!
Yeah
Welp
Were they called Risen
Today has officially been a new one for me
I thought it was just Fallen
A woman just flashed me
ASMODAI! MAKE THEM REPENT!
HE HAS A BOOK
Whoa
I didn't ask for this
Want a beer? 
When lion el Johnson came back. When he gave the fallen a simple choice. Either join him again or die
Dayum

So most of the fallen came back into the fold and are now called the risen
A lot of the risen were from the 30k era
Ohh, I lowkey forgot about the loyal ones
Rise and fall
Hell yeah.
So there could be a potential of loyalist night lords hiding
Everybody do the flop
i wonder if they don the Caliban green now as well or if they still have the Black and Red scheme
But they are probably hiding in the warp




Now we wriggle around like fish out of water
In order to throw the cheese!
I like cheese
I like trains.
I like guns
i like big bulky armors
Wish granted, every mission is now Rotten Armor.
FUCK
Monkeys Paw moment
im still waiting
Oh sorry but I’m not interested:>
Wish granted, you are now fucking waiting.
is waiting cute?
Maybe?
"I WILL FUCK YOU" -You March 28 2026
It can be.
No
You're kinda cute. :>
:0
So I am not boring
Fair, you're primarily rude.
Oh, I had none. I was just saying shit for fun.
Lame

I thought you had a plan on making me send the dog sticker
As in, get me annoyed
But it seems you aren't capable of that
No, I think you can handle that on your own.
Are you?
I believe in you. :>
anyone down to run expeditions? Randoms are chapping my cheeks
I wish every mission was rotten armor and malestrom modifiers
good
Hello
is there a channel to find ppl who are actually trying to playyyy orrrrr?
there are four!
❤️
Methinks some people at Fatshark played Helldivers 2, and thought "yeah, we could copy that"
The extract part is eerily similar..
Except this game is actually more fun and balanced than HD2
Customer service worker
As if people actually work at customer service anymore
hope you dream of karanak
Apart from the crazy carapace spam that can happen 
But yeah, overall DT is the objectively better game and doesn't have a malware anti-cheat program.
not me of course
I love you too cutie pie shnookums sugar muffin

Thank you
Hey hey nerds
Hi jakka
Howdy

Who wants to do expeditions with me
Man these players in Havoc 40 party finder, this TEMU-ZEALOT guy, just makes lobbies, doesn't accept then accidently accepts and leaves
dad just gave me $50
disgusting
idk what to do with it
I saw him once use smite. I instantly left the game, uninstalled the game and then downloaded Fortnite
It's crazy what people do in an online environment
Food? DLC? another game?
I bought a gun for $50 the other day 
hmmmm
yeah well that gun is mine now
$250
Good thing i have like 60 more
Dont do it its a trap!
anyone have an overall guide for all the optimal weapon combos on like a steam guide or smth? google is as unhelpful as ever
hrmm
also have to do laundry
fuckle
Id just ask in each class channel tbh
ah of course it lacks the pickaxes haha
Pickaxe just goes with anything really
Branx is always the answer 
Ogryn doesnt care too much about weapon combos
Imo
Im more of a borovian type a guy
Vegan gameplay
Gotta eat some of that meat
How dare u
😈
didn't care for branx personally
It isn't a true Ogryn gameplay without having 500 lbs of lead staples to your shoes 
i kinda like karsolas
Yeah
Another person lost to Karl Marx 😔
Actually the incarnate of Satan
smoked THC for the very 1st time
The spiky ones are angry -hadron
Open ur third eye
Welcome young one 
Only happens if you've been doing it for a LONG time
Like when you're young.
But its also like really rare
Ive smoked every day for the past 10 years and ive never had hallucinations
Imo thats placebo bs

Just sayin
yea
craig

my dad is almost 60 and has smoked since he was 8
never had this happen
my mother has smoked since like 14 and hasnt as well
lmao
aagh..
i should watch an anime movie or something.
I feel like my brains collapsing in on itself
most of it just makes you hungry tbh
get a terpcicle and don't look back king
I sometimes get some cool closed eye visuals after a good indica, nothing crazy just some swirly blue shit when I close my eyes to lay down at night
last anime i watched that was more a movie was Josee, the Tiger and the Fish
One time I got so drunk and high I heard dinosaurs outside
ok
Real
Getting crossfaded is fun
At first it was like
IS THIS THE RAPTURE
DID DINOSAURS COME FOR REVENGE
GOD?
Then it was like hahahah they go mooo but they sound different
be more enthusiastic
Sauropods are neat but I saw something about how you could drown in their foot prints because they were basically quicksand mud
lets FUCK
Can I join 
vhow
That and the fact I’ve seen cows eat baby birds makes me afraid a sauropod would just pick us up and drop us then eat us for our precious iron to support it’s massive bone structure
😮
Your requisition for some booty has been denied by the emperor
I mean dude just because something eats plants doesn’t mean it’s nice
Vegetarians can be mean
Deer straight up eat meat when it’s available
Natures scary
Its fcked for sure
Did you know when a Squirrel finds a female and if that female has babies he throws them off the trees so it can sleep with the female and have his babies instead
Normal nature things
Feeling great rn 
I have lonk asf hair that's a pain in the ass to deal with
Power move
So it's nice to hear good things about it 
Would you let the girl braid yo ass hair
That’s how you know when the love is real
Yes
Night missus
Gn missus
Bruh what
My ass hair long af ngl
goobmight
Who has hair that long back there
Could prolly do a small braid
Got a whole jungle down unda
You asking the real questions
If you find the answer let us know
I could probably get a small ass hair
Next time on the x files
Tbf i dont think i wanna find out

Understandable
Yeah im thinking the same thing
Some knowledge drives men mad
is melks the best way to get 17 tough curios
I'm gonna attempt braiding my ass hair tonight
Good luck
I wish u only the best
how long is it?
Do higher dificulty missions with the curio buff thing on

For the Emperor 
Aki you have to start a Jedi padawan braid
You should document it for….for science
Real
when you shave it off your a Jedi master lmao
Would it be considered a gooch braid?
Im no expert on braids tbh
It would represent your journey
The longest hair is like, tucked under my balls/in my ass
Im more of an open hair kinda guy
Real
