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Purple eyes are acquired by being close to the gate of terror
It's because cadia have started recruiting outside of cadia
Considering how there's no longer a cadia to stand on
99% acts annoying and whiny though.
True most think they are better than everyone
i said it once ill say it again - the purple eyes are slaanesh's tramp stamp
Like bro when a melta or one of the boyz is in ya face lookin to crump ya it ain’t gonna last long
Bet you they won't last a week on Catachan.
Bro think I’m not from Armageddon
I like how gw pokes fun at the whole thing, canonically making them obnoxious
Good fun there
This is true
I feel like they get the lime light more often than night
only 1 pteraxii is left unpainted now
When you think of a strong astra militarum force the one that comes to my mind is the cadian 6th
They just think they have it hard when other regiments are kinda the same.
The fact of it is, GW doesn't care about the guard, really any faction as much as space marines
How was it?
What kind of convention?
VERY GOOD
hugs you
comiccon/animeshow
i was there to cosplay
fuck i need to yap
a lot
im always here
Are space marines even really that significant in lore? Don't they only help out in like 10% of fights?
Seriously feel bad for eldar players
Oh?
I’m here sah!
my poor mechanicus,,,
i hung out with murder drones cosplayers for most of the time they were so cool
a few peeps asked to take pictures with ME???
Expensive ass army that is ok on table top is what I heard
I think Catachan lul. The folks you see are the ones that survived to 'adulthood' and training.
Are they still considered "the worst" faction in terms of wins
It use to be death watch
i don't play tabletop so i just really like how they look and i love their lore
Hell yeah what was your cosplay
Fuck yeah I respect that
stalker!
That’s what I do too
Cheeki breeki
skitari
i did actually start playing bandit radio on loop on my phone after a while
and a few other firelake songs
40k has a major problem when it comes to numbers and logistics, don't think about it too hard
Oh that's seriously peak!! 🔥
Yeah, I've always thought it's impossible when people say that the average life expectancy of the guard is like 30 seconds. They would never be able to accomplish anything, if so
This sounds like peak to me
Thought it was 15 hours
it was!!!
i can post pics if youd like to see
they were so fucken silly
ABSOLUTELY
Hell yeah!
Though it makes no sense for Catachans.
zealot chat noww
That sounds more realistic
Grimdark becomes grimderp very fast
Just look at the krieg

You mean, lemmings.
i saw two entire kriegsmen cosplayers btw
i took a photo with one
@stuck crescent i bet youd like to see a pic of a korpsman huh
Man I wanna go to a con now
"Guardsmen with ww1 aesthetic" cool
THEY NEVER TAKE OFF THEIR MASKS, THEY HAVE AN INSANE MORTALITY RATE, THEY'RE ALL GROWN IN VATS, THEY NUMBERS INSTEAD OF NAMES
Wow, they sound dumb
They just are lemmings in armour.
Hit me with it
More interesting that cadians
Never thought about them like that
I’m sick of cadians
No
Is that a fucking banana guard
Yes
There is a pretty big margin between "dark setting where everyone lives in bad conditions" and "DEATH DEATH BLOOD KILLING DEATH"
Your now just realizing this
Won't disagree that they're overexposed, but they're not as bad as the krieg.
Krieg gets ruined by the Krieg fanbase memes
Shovel this and that and run into a machine gun next happily
I mean, they can be directed, they will do stuff ordered, they can totally succeed but usually with high costs. (Unless you tryhard like heck.)
Richard waterson solo emp and chaos
I do mean lemmings with that.
Canon
Interesting
Krieg gets ruined because they're only cool at surface level.
Fall of cadia does more for the cadians then dead men walking or Krieg ever did
Getting a job rips apart the world
Problem is all the guard factions get shafted because they have to lose for the space marines to come save them
But it also fits Krieg if you think about it.
We still talking krieg?
hoouuggghhhh
If the guard was more competent the space marines would look less cool for gw
“Mmmm ooooo owwwww I need my big strong sexy ultra marines to come in and save my cute little cadian butt owwwww”
Yeah
I literally made waffles bacon n eggs while you guys were debating
Pretty much how gw wants it
I'm honestly really disappointed that the new kill team wasn't catachan
Me when krieg and cadians are mentioned
Especially given how catachan coded they were
Favorite thing in lore is space marines getting killed by the guard
Guardsmen have krak and melta and things
@broken sun @inner nimbus @atomic imp
so killing marines can't be as unrealistic as is depicted
Yeah really
Warhammer is very inconsistent
if you need help from the mods, dm the modmail or @ the warden roll so it notifies all active mods
I love my marines, play imperial fist, but my first minis were guardsmen.
The 4 krakheads would solo a space marine
Hell maybe even a squad
Car marines 😭
Bring back siege marines/ breacher marines
<@&735928989146939404>
Poor singular person called warden
Our rejects would fuck them up
?
MORROWIND ELITE
Mf just pinging mods 
can u check mod mail

u didn't need to ping us for that we would have dealt with it, hit report scam and block em while u wait
Smells like snitch
I sent you modmail pls respond
Is it just me, or has the game been crashing more and more due to RAM filling up since the last update
I have 32gb's of RAM btw
This is the 4th time so far
Tbf they also outnumber marines like a trillion to one so XD
They open it and its just a dick pic
Yeah
krieg alone mogs all sm chapters combined
WHEN?

No
WHEN WHERE HUH?
cope
Who is mog?
mog mama
Lets just say you might be too old to know them
Does the emperor allow transgender people in the imperium
What are they going to do? Bleed on them?
Don't see why not
He is a transhumanist so maybe
Some techpriests prefer they/them
Soo maybe
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
very woke fascist imperium
happy for my transgender brothers and sisters to be a part of this
Those techpriests are more about elevating themselves beyond human concepts then being lgbt tbf. Its a sorta cosplaying as machines type deal XD

I don't know, why don't we ask the person with a transgender space marine OC @tawdry edge
Are you feeling inclusive yet, Mister Krab?
I didn’t know we had one!
im here
Just get a parasite.
Let’s go!
That's mean Karien
You mean mutant scum
What is licht
Leben
Is truth though. There's a parasite that infects male crabs that pushes them to do female crab things.
A human being
I… seee
Interesting
Clown fish can switch their x Y chromosomes
Forced Femboynization of krabs
We must figure out how to make the parasite work on humans i must have more femboys
Truly, inclusive
I second this discovery
infect people with the gay
Tread lightly
wokehammer smh
No clue about how emps felt about it but he likely didn’t care, since its canon that he’s taken on countless forms as different people across thousands of years
Interesting it says it zombifies them
I see
They take control in a way, yeah.
We should write the next lore book tbh
Also the imperium has trans people in basically all social classes
I'd imagine that technology is so good in the 41st millennium that cis people are indistinguishable from trans people
The truth of the matter is GW likely was not thinking at all about trans people while writing the horus heresy
bound to be trans admech too
Also true
Man, to think that there's at least 1 trans in a 3 billion colony population
Thanks for the insight
Crazy right?
that’s my take on it with my scifi.
Nobody has complained yet
Who
I’m a wronger
What about left
Because you said your scifi
left gives me the ick
yeah
I’ve been making scifi projects for years.
I’m sure I’ve spoken about them already
Ancient people don't know mog

The escher gang in necromunda has trans women so likely yeah

Are you mogging them
Also I would imagine nobles have access to quality hrt
Admech transition into whatever glorious form the omnissiah finds pleasing :)
I mean, waiting for FS to add it to Krall.
As always I find it funny that transphobia is mostly against trans women, because the phobic men aren’t looking at the trans men

almost like it’s all based on sexual interests and not actual logic
I steal poor people
Because those kinda men want 'real' women.
That's slavery
and homophobia is mostly towards men
Are real proper new jersey Italians a thing in 40k
Dont skaven eat people
"if it grosses me out, it's wrong!"
as the Omnissiah wills
Yeah?
What about it
We aren't human
Anymore
nahhhh
They didn’t have rights to begin with so it’s ok
They don't wanna get into bed with another 'man'.
And enslave people
Don't you have slavery, rat man,
Yeah
That's like
Basic knowledge
Humans enslaving themselves is fucked up
Sorta like how homophobia for men always targeted gay men as the main threat but for woman they instead targeted bisexual men as that was the perceived threat to them
which is just a fake nuclear family ass-kisser kind of woman.
I want stronk woman tbh.
One that could pick me up and throw me like a hammer.
Dipping pizza in mayo is pretty good
You think Tony soprano is in 40k
Ya know he makes a good point
Deffo
So they will never accidentally sleep with transmascs but fear a scare with transfems.
yeah
Amazoness?
yes
More for us!
The admech love to use slavery, they kidnap innocent poor people and give them the honour of working on dangerous reactors for the rest of their miserable lives
Anti-trans laws hurt cis women too, which is a byproduct I think they weren’t expecting.
Oh?
Oh, there's a reason for Catachan lasses...
Gives them purpose
excuse me what
I really hope so
Jokes on you, they were expecting that, its what they want
Like allowing men into women bathrooms.
Oh yeah remember that awesome female catachan with the machine gun they made a while back
probably.
I can see the logic of cis woman promoting that
Literal Amazon lasses.
What have I started…
You should try dipping it in thousand island
well more if a cis woman didn’t look woman enough, or was too tall, she would be beaten.
This has happened already.
Hec yeah
Oh, true. But that has been since ages ago. Don't act feminine enough? Beaten. Look ugly? Beaten.
You freaks still talking about trans people in 40k?
Yeah!
are you feeling left out?
No I am not trans
lmao
We got trans necrons too
No. Just men abusing women that don't look like what they expect women to be like.
I might try it is it worth it
That's worse
wokehammer 😞
What did you want to talk about, Skaven?
Joke is, it happens IRL.
I would crack a Necron if they wanted to
Salty and savory pizza mixed with mayo is top tier
no
I love trying new things I will check this out
Things you freaks usually talk
stinky rats?
Like what?
No
The skaven are cool
politics?
No that's not freaks
Rat politics
Sex?
woah now
Uh my uh person is in charge k think? And they do stuff idk
I wouldnt say skaven are cool, id say their society is horrific and designed to drive them to desperation
Yeah that’s cool!
so true
explode em all
Exactly like humans
Fwuffything being fwuffy TsunTsun?
I already forgot what a tsuntsun means
I would not crack a skaven
Thats fair
Possibly racist but thats okay cuz its a skaven
Strictly humanoids and robots
Society. 🤡
froggy chair...
Groggy chair…

what has fatshark done to the servers
Chowder isn't human so it's okay for him to do the same with you
myes... froge..
Forgot to pay so back to limited free servers.

I guess.
What

This is true
This is true
Chowder will be a soup after I use my Melta on them
Fair
Woah take me out to dinner first!
lmao
they're gonna have to bury whats left of ya in a soup can!

Pulling your melta out on the first date is not a good idea lads
Keep your melta in your pants

Okay, but if she rips it out

I wouldn’t know.
Never been on a date before lol
My pants got ruined because of that
There is also like 1 trans man per 100 trans women.
Either tell her to stop or tell her it’s ok!
That also plays a part
Step 1: get off discord
Uhhh I don't know how to respond to this
Rogue Core is good you guys
Drg?
I like pizza
And throwing rocks at heretics
I’m mostly not on discord
yeah it's the sequel to DRG

Go out and find someone cool and see if they will go on a date with you!
i wouldnt say sequel
Surprisingly not that easy.
I usually get laughed at lmao
Be unapoligetically weird then
Aw what
You’ll find the person that matches you dw
You could date someone on discord. That never ends horribly :)
You just gotta find em
LMAOO
I found my wife over Discord, but you do you.
What else is it meant to be
I do agree however
I know someone irl who did that and it did end badly lmao
99% of people on Disc are mental
I'm sure there are cases where it can work
another game in the universe
Yeah
I get told that a lot.
I sure hope so.
Patience is a virtue
knowing someone over discord is VERY different to knowing them irl

its not meant to replace the drg we know and love
You wnat brutal honesty?
you see a completely different side of them
Just talk to people honestly
It isnt easy for anyone
I need a job first.
Can’t really go places for two coins anymore.
Look, i had like 1 girlfriend before i got married, and i am a 1.85 dude who is in shape and is an electrical engineer.
There ya go
If i had a hard time, shit isnt easy for anyone
That's not the flex you think it js
it isnt a flex. But statistically i am more attractive on paper than most
I've got fuck all going for me and I've had 25 
i havent had gf at all
I can't tell if that's better or worse
TBF, i am also from a much more conservative society.
I thought you used baseball bat.
hopefully when i start going to airsoft events something changes
I’ve never had an opportunity to seek out a person yet and I’m in my early 20s now.
My younger brother has had more GFs than me (though quantity isn’t the good but there, quality is)
tom holland, what the fuck
It’s okay bro
It's not as amazing as it seems
Trust
my spaceships sustain my soul for now. I am content
If he is better with women than you are, ask him if he can make you meet someone
yeah I can tell
Fair enough sometimes it’s best to focus on your self
My last gf was 2 years ago and im still fucked up from it
not ideal.
They’re all much younger than me

Sure, but it is meant to continue the story. Spin off sequel, maybe?
Personally i hate woman or smth so i kiss boys. Preferably ones that look like woman strangely enough (this is a joke i dont hate woman im sorry)
You don’t need to be attractive to have a relationship
Thats what i did. TBH, being single didnt really affect me between the ages of 17-23
Partners are temporary, super heavy void ships are eternal
i always took it as a spinoff
"man iont wanna talk to yo bitch ass-"
A relationship is great it's just that finding someone who loves you uncoditionally is hard. And each person had their emotionl baggage, but to truly test when someone loves you. When you are not feeling well or at low point, they are there to support you
I met my wife some 5 years ago, and we firstly played SWTOR for like a year before we met up IRL
Super heavy you say? Omnissiah be praised
Maybe you’ll find someone who appreciates super heavy void ships as much as you do
Well, look at it this way.
You will stay single and can afford three HUGE Warhammer armies, all the games you want, airsoft and archery equipment and what not.
Or whatever strikes your fancy really.
Then we dated for a bit, and got married.
You just need a good pebble collection
We knew one another for like 18 months at that point
and from all signs on heaven and earth rouge core sotry will be paralel to drg story
Finding someone doesn't fix any personal issues though, you have to make sure you know all of your strengths and faults fully, and then find someone who can compliment and supplement them
Goated game
I’m modelling a ship in blender. It’s taking some time to do though.
I am just a fucking gymmaxing geek btw
I can hold a convo, but id rather slam plates and build minis than go out
im smart yet dense as fuck
EXACTLY
The funny thing is. I am not introverted at all, if i start talking. I yap like a motherfucker
I'd rather still be alone-ish
would be nice.
I’ve struggled a lot finding humans with the same interests as me, and I’m in so many different fandoms at this point
Me too chad 
Parallel, but it spins off from S5
That’s a good talking point you like a lot of things!
Nothing wrong with that, you're just not anti-social 
Speaking of DRG, I should load it back up. Haven't played in MONTHS
just saw the warframe devstream and uhhhhhh
how nerd is too nerd tho?
why?
why they so horny on main rn? Not complaining mind you
explain yourself
I'm sorry you have negative taste.
Wait what?
Because the mods of the discord server they advertise in game are fucking basement dwellers
No such thing you’ll find someone that will out nerd you someday
Haven't played since 2023, coincidentally after I started playing Darktide... 
they uhhh , they dropped a mesa skin , a heirloom skin for mesa - the most lusted after character and they gave her some uhh ass-ets
you can like the game but not the devs
dont interact with drg discord then?
i never did
I aspire to achieve this.
For now though, the voidship calls for completion
Oh yeah the discord for it is trash
Nah I'm petty
But the game is good

I'm actually banned from the DRG discord
I'm just fucking about I'll probly play it again
Fair enough
Me too 
That's... something
Yep
Tried to enter it to give feedback for Rogue Core, can't.
they also announced the werwolf frame's prime so uhhh
What did you get banned for?
yeah
I do what i enjoy myself, fitting in in-spite of your true self is cringe as fuck
Me too tbh, I love a good sit-down and shooting the shit, but like I'm not gonna go search that out, I enjoy being alone
SAME HEREEEEE
ask me anything about my writing or my interests and ill yap for hours
but outside of that im practically a mute
What do you write
I once got banned from four battlefield 4 servers for using a shotgun in an environment where shotguns are best.
Good times
Crashing out at some assholes that the mods refused to moderate. They were consistently cunts to me, so I blocked them. But they kept being nasty and every message I'd enter would end up with a cavalcade of "blocked reply" which was inevitably them being dicks to me.
Wrong sticker
also since this is a pun that is so easy to make - she has ass-chaps cuz boy she isn't assless
I would get banned all the time for using shotguns lol
Sounds like drg mods to me
So I eventually said "fuck you all, get buried in caesium salts." and left. The mods banned me after that.
I also got banned for using claymores properly.

I aint that bad. I will talk for the sake of talking and small-talk, then i will take an irish goodbye if i get really bored, i aint there to please you 
Then again, quick goodbyes arent taboo where i am from
CLAYMORE???
hehehe
i don't know wich is better - the high amount of ppl horny for the cowboy lady or the high amount of ppl that realised they would like to be killed by a sexy werewolf
Who up mootashing they pharg rn
yeh
Those little Green boom tubs with ‘do not eat’ written on them
zobacz se silver deadlock
Why did they ban ykh lmaooo
also whoever was the guy that asked the dev's to make a statue of mesa heirloom - i know what you are
nope
I just cut my thumb god damnit
I feel like I'm missing a lot of context by not knowing warframe
Znam !
im riding horses roight now
I’m delivering mail right now
I used to place them in such key locations that it pissed off the server owners
That is so funny
No amount of context needed. The trailer for voruna prime speaks for itself
It really is.
I was even accused of hacking a few times
Is it
to dobrze
freaky?
Warframe?
Very dobre
gory - freaky , the whole shebang
Yeah
That’s so funny bf4 players are so silly sometimes
I might have to get into it...
like there is both sensual throat cutting as well as a mortal kombat finisher in her trailer
well multiple mortal kombat finishers
HERESY DETECTED
I never knew throat cutting could be sensual
Good times though. What a vibe
NUH UH
idk how else to describe it
War crimes are legal if it is against things that are not made in the God Emperor of Mankind's image
ritual sexual killing or something idk
I know exactly what you mean
YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO GOON TO SEFANI AND THE GOLDEN EMPEROR OF MANKIND
I just never thought of it before
it's uh flirtatious killing
my ideal relationship
I need my woman to butcher me
It will take all of the Morningstar to pull me out
I am but meat for her cauldron, blood for her pot
To each their own I suppose
Im just happy i got the deluxe skin for the werewolf lady before she got the prime version
@dire kayak eat him
You get it
As i said once, when i was 19: "A woman's attractives only goes up as she becomes deadlier"
ok now i need to farm the thiccframe
That stuck around as a meme in our Gwent group, lmao
Every time I feel like the freakiest person in the room, this server proves me wrong
yeah
men like goth women because it shows that she is in touch with her inner self.
that is to say, evil
What’s everyone’s biggest hear me out
I meant it about Phillipa Eilheart. If you know the character, yk what i mean
there is a plus sized warframe , she is very good. She also exposed a lot of loosers for their weird behaviour
If you guys just say the name of some monster with tits you're a fucking coward
how big we talkin?
also how freaky?
No bars held
does it have to be darktide related
BIG BIOMECHANICAL WARCRIMES, BABYYYYY
NO MINORS YOU FREAKS
No
If women can fuck werewolves and tentacle monsters you cowards can choose something utterly monstrous as well
Rannick
I’m cracking nurgle
nidus prime from warframe - his full mutation look. other than that idk - trenchbleeder from pressure
eats you
Carapace Armor is honestly fucking cancer and should be nerfed
I'm asexual so I don't have one.
now THATS a proper hear me out
Fair enough
BOOOOOORING
CHOOSE ONE YOU'D KISS
Havoc is literally a test of who can delete carapace enemies the fastest and cheese the game
The machine?
Wouldn't kiss anyone either.
I’m gonna have to go with the dark tide logo
the tertium symbol
Thats why i hate the plasmagun nerf
then... hug? look at? hmmm
oh also the composer and/or the tarrasqe from abiotic factor
The infinte cleave was literally the only reason it was good and made Vet viable in havoc
the big giant walking underwater robot yes
and dont hit me with the "Just charge your shots, brah"
Explain
i mistook the trenchbleeder for the big bad walker from ultrakill
it's a giant walking oil platform
and i like it
it looks cool
If we're lowering the bar that low there is a very specific bird lady I have that I want to tease me all the time but that's hardly a "big hear me out" because she's legitimately attractive as fuck.
Hear me out
ah, middle east personified
You'd...
A lord of change
fuck it?
if possible yes
Cloaca
Wow...
that is why it's a hear me out
No.
You have earned the medal for freakiest person I've ever met
if you don't have to think about it for a sec it aint a hear me out
holy based
Those who nose...
do morenki
Sally carrera from cars
is that her last name?
Yes
huh
Yes because she's a base model Porsche Carrera.
I bought another gun today
IT IS HAVOC
Literally a basic bitch
IF YOU CANT CHEESE, YOU ARE OUT
Thats 3 this weekend 
See you get it
trust me - some ppl are freakier
i know freakier ppl
Your poor wallet.
I'll raise the bar then
This is heresy but its the Daemonhost
3200 
Hey.
She's not even a 911 GT3 RS you can do so much better
I live my life in fear of them
I honestly would do my own, female self
they like that
A PORESCHE IS A PORSCHE
Even narcissius has taken a back-step when he heard that
this isnt even a hear me out this is agreed upon by arguably a majority of the people who play darktide
I see the vision
right ? 
Okay how about Beast Of Nurgle
daemonhosts are ugly and I do not approve.
Would.
That's why it's a hear me out
I want killing the Daemonhost to give me a reward.
the reward is you don't die
More!!!
I already knew I wasn't gonna die that's why I fought it
Plauge ogryn. Would.
If you kill them in noob lobbies they idolize you
If it could drop some Plasteel or Diamante it would be worth it
Alll Mer from fear and hunger
the only thing stopping me is the fact that someone told me they're similar to dogs in nature really
the plague ogryn tho
I will not explain
Xenomorph Queen from DBD.
i like a lil belly
Yeah a vermintide style loot drop would be appreciated
Bro everyone is something more creative
ok imma give you a hear me out i just remembered i had - volatile from dying light
Then that mean that would be considered... I take it back. The Scab Trapper then
what that jaw do?
I did not know that never mind
I'm listening
Allright then if we are going fictional: Phillipa Eilheart, from Witcher
going to heresy just to get the recognition i deserve damnit
If you can solo H40 without cheese what does that mean?
SCRAB TRAPPER HAS CUFFS ARE YOU INSANE
SURE
Also this is going to be a bit basic but ivara prime from warframe - i do not care if i survive
Alright alright hear me out the wifi symbol
Damn girl you comprehend with those horrors?
she might be a jellyfish but im willing to die for the cause
Seek professional help because that definetly falls under self-harm
I see
I would crack Magnus the Red
With a bat?
I'd crack Ciaphas, as a straight dude
also mothman
It aint gay as long as its between homies
Oh wait yeah
i think everybody would crack mothman if given the opportunity
Are you saying "if you cant cheat the game at havoc 40" your out?
hear me out: Jack Kelso from LA Noire
Basically
Weak and cowardly
You need the most busted builds to have a chance
Never played it who is that
back in my day all you had to do was leave your socks on 👵
Maybe you do, I can both excel and do whatever I want build wise
Back in my day it was only gay to bottom
Anyone who relies on gold toughness shouldn't have it.
Would.
Wait so I’m not gay
does this apply to women too or
Do women have tops and bottoms?
YES!!!
men on men, obv
that's bait
also - this might be outta left field but hear me out - monster skurv from indigo park
it's not out yet
but dayum
No no no wait I'm being literal!
Yeah, Turkish logic on sex is weird, any man bottoming at sex, straight or otherwise is considered gay. Tops get a pass for some reason
Interesting.
The loose cannon veteran is a bottom
Kinda see it...
i might just have a thing for monsters/werewolves
Then again, i am a hetero dude who likes to keep it tame. So, the societal pressures do not concern me.
this has to historically trace back to medieval warfare
Understandable
If there's a hole there's a goal 
Therefore not gay
You just have to say no homo
wait i also remembered
Its literally the power dynamic
every new ancient npc in slay the spire 2
Submission = being effeminate
especialy the lava lamp dragon
cheat code unlocked
Im so lost. Tops and bottoms are equivalent to chivalry what?
The logic in this chat would break the Universe if somebody took it serious. 😄
they all look 
This is very serious.
That would be very surprising if smn did 
Top = Gallant, dominant, masculine. Bottom = Effeminate, submissive and gae
You get it
I'm very sure it is.
goddamit yall made me remember that i had a hear me out list somewhere
It was basically the almost universal view on homosexuality over the world, historically
The humble Athenian would disagree. I bet bottoms were revered there.
Yes talking about having sex with fiction characters is on par with crucial world peace talks
Even in ancient greece the tops werent shamed, the bottoms were though.
Well, considering my time on internet, I'm sure somebody already did. 😄
I can see that. 😄
Hmmm, that's kinda gay

can't find it rn but i think the only one i did not mention was acrid from risk of rain 2 and curious cat (monster form ) from rwby
Astute observation
Its just the historical truth of it. The bottom position was seen as effeminate, while the top position was seen as masculine.
i really have a thing for monsters don't i?
Im pretty sure a submissive straight man would also have been called out
The bottom Greek spartan was full of power I assure you
The spartans would relieve themselves with twink slaves, fyi
ok but what if i wanna be topped by feminine. what now NONBELIEVER????
But did the twink slaves top or bottom?
Bottom, obv
You do you
Hmm. I bet they topped on occasion
I am just providing historical context
Well, there are power bottoms as well, think on that. 😄
Powerful men and all that bizz
I am aware
My name is John Darktide and I'm over here darking my tide rn
If there are 2 bottoms, do they need to sowrd fight to see who's the top ?
This is literally a continiation of that historic view on homosexuality
She dark on my tide till I havoc 40
so if i pegged an otherwise heterosexual turkish man, he'd still be considered gay even though im a woman ? 
I mean, trying to make any sense of kink is a monumetal task on it's own.
And I'm into that crap for like... 20 or so years.
Unironically yes
I'm over here reloading my lasgun I got blessings on my lasgun rn and just purging my heresy. I'm trigger happy asf maaan I'm a veteran man like fr
I am surprised you havent heard abt the way to cheat the mandatory service.
Probably
They dont accept you into the military if you are gay, and you need to prove yourself getting bummed
You still have to go if you bum
Not at all
im off the mind that if it doesn't hurt anybody - who am i to judge who get's their rocks off to what? If i don't get it just means it's not for me
You have to show literally proof that your taking it in
i have tears in my eyes what do you do like show them a picture ?>?????????
filming porn to draft dodge
So ur your showing them a sex tape basically
WILD
live demonstration
No, you have to give video proof
I wish i was kidding
Then you get what we call a "pink slip"
dont 🫃 me unless youre gonna 🫃
me
The sex tape of all time
To avoid military service 
Well that is one way to get a honorable discharge 
otherwise they take you into service even if you're like a known out and proud homo ?
And that is best way to look at it.
Do your own thing, with people who want it and how they want it, leave others be to their own machinations.
Applies to many things in life. After that you're set for life.
Who needs help avoiding the draft???
this is like adding insult to injury LMAOO
(I’m joking)
No you're not
i got a joke
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
what do you call a homosexual projectile?
okay if the video proof actually included a woman pegging a man though would that still count ?
NUH UH
YUH HUH
No idea on that though
a ||cruise missile!||
i smell a business opportunity
I don’t get it
Bros starting a business in pegging 🔥 🫃
I don’t need help avoiding it.
I’m already classed as crippled.
when gay men are having a hookup or looking for one it's called cruising
Bro I got a lady who will peg you just go with it
Oh ok
LMAO
That's a new term that I now know 
i love putting lil trinkets on my weapons
It basically is a life long stain, it shows up when you want to find a job, in judicial processes ect
i am moving to türkiye !!!!!
Have you met clockworkwolf
You learn something new every day. 😄
This is true

so you guys know how the classes have these idiosyncratic nicknames for each other? plateface, roughneck, firebrand etc
i hope one of these for the skitarii class is "clanker". maybe scum calls them that, or vet, or maybe ogryn
ima need those deets
well i mean i guess i'd also have a pretty hard time finding a job if i emailed the government my sex tape
mandatory or not
😭
@shell goblet
mastozii calls hadron a clanker in expeditions
so might be true
also in the tutorial i think?
not sure
🧍🏼♀️
But only if you live in Turkey
thats insane lmao
Women do not join the mandatory service
Not since 96 that is
anyone would i mean haha
More like 67
i keep reading abt this while the mourningstar music is raging in my ear cuz i logged on to do expeditions but this is so insane
I’m running on 4 hours of sleep sorry if I say some freak ass shit
But Ong we would all crack sally carrera
Porsche from Cars
Oh
Yeah
Ah hell nah
Your not enlighten yet
Can you believe I have a girlfriend of 2 years
Hm...
Saying random bullshit
My 3rd year anniversary is coming up soon 
Hello police
With my gf xd
I have a kid and another on the way
here i am discussing which fictional character i'd crack and about the history of homosexuality
hmmmm
we would all crack Vulcan
It was an interesting convo when I popped in 
im cracking magnus
it is worth it for the bit
Same
Would you crack Magnus
im still gay but im doing a bit when im in here 9 times out of 10
sure
Same
let's all be honest - we'd crack trazyn if given the opportunity
40K characters i'd crack are Ciaphas and Bequin
Ain’t she the crazy commissar
i HATE necrons
I do wonder how, somehow, we always end up talking who would bang what 40K character... ?
What.
They are like the 2 normal people in the whole setting who are just chill like that
Eisenhorn would 100% turn me into a Daemonhost
So... naaaaah
We can talk about something else my bad
BROTHER YOU STARTED THAT SHIT
I don't wanna work today ;-;
nah it was me
You do your own thing, I just find it amusing. 😄
writing hadron x daemonhost yuri as we speak
Yeah
I have a 9 hours shift starting soon
Ooooh lmk when it’s done!

Hairy ratling wife pls
i brought my warframe horny here so it's my fault
Anyone know where I can get help with optimising my game?
I'm running on 4080s and 7900x3d with 32gb of ram, and im getting crazyyy stutter
How would that work
This man might know peak
Says the dragon girl simp
Same here
very carefully
(i actually like the necrons i just love the mechanicus so i have to hate them)
i asked around an hr ago
Makes sense lol
I see
I am getting out of space crashes
through the power of imagination and wd40
5080 with 7800x3d and 32 gigs here
I have 9060xt and 9800x3d
Just play around with settings
I will speak for myself. I didnt get these crashes before the last update
I got a 5070ti and it works so I don’t touch it
It only started since
Dlss 5 ragers
I always had 100+ fps stable
I don't have frame Gen on cuz that messes with how things look
I was a Scum predictor last class announce, I am formally staking my reputation on it being a tech class this time around, admech nerds rejoice
We are going to haunt you in your walls if ur wrong 
I was the first guy who predicted Arby, and even called it being a pet class circa 23
Give us your insight, o'farseer
i think id like another class with a little more potential for a dedicated support role :3
one day
Can they release a bolt sniper rifle
I get ctd's after playing for ~30 mins
I wanna quick scope heretics
I want a Heretek
I finally got Auric Storm Survivor with pubs !
A skitarii reject would make no sense
the Admech just turns their skitarii into servitors if they break their tethers
idrk what our pool of potential upcoming classes even looks like
Probably run things on low and up the graphics until it starts shitting itself honestly
Honestly. a Voidsman class would be very fun
im more into whfantasy than 40k. i just play darktide bc its like vermintide but with crossplay so i can play with my wife whos on xbox
Based as hell
I started with WHfantasy, got disheartened because it was discontinued. Fell down the Militarum loophole
AoS is just... eh?
imma throw something out of left field - assasinorum
I just like the Warhammer memes
If it wasnt shit. Why are they rewriting it already?
Neopoti
That's why I play darktide
(Plus game looked cool and was on discount)
Just the person I was searching for
id be suprised if we did not get an assasin class
oh?
I had accidentally sent a friend request
to me?
problem for me is that ive never really been encapsulated by any sci fi setting.
in fact; i'd be more interested in 40k if they kept the alleged original idea that this setting was supposed to be 40 thousand years after whfantasy
Because the friend request button became massive on mobile for some goddamn reason
Yeah you
assassinorum mfs could beat space marines no FUCKING WAY we get an assassin in ts
40k was never supposed to be the primary universe, until it became that
Ignore it appearing in the next 2 seconds
Sci fi takes me out of the gruelling existence of this world that's why I like it 
Assaaainorim but they are on a wheelchair to balances things out 
fatshark could go faar out of left field and have a votann ship appear...
this is why i said - out of left field
read this manga called tank chair my guy
ok does quickplay nmot advance the extraction event mission progress stuff?
Odd title but I'll maybe give it a read
It was basically sealed when Clan Skryre called Eldrad over the phone
Yes?
we got confirmation that WHFB was just the unloved middle child
thats the second run that I joined mid run that gave me nothing
kinda the reverse with me these days haha. the only thing that can snap me out of the harsh reality of this life is a bong rip and seeing a fantasy dragon duke it out with a daemon prince lol
My blob of 32 Tzeenchian Warriors with a lvl4 wizard is just a deathstar
its a known issue then?
and i fucking love that stupid list
well shit...
Not that I've heard
I only have today to finish the mission
and I cant force a solo mission
so am I just fucked then?
bug stole the portrait from me
should i sacrifice someone to tzeentch or prank call mars again?
Just search for a mission manually?


