general-chat

[hard gorge]

Thats most rescued animals in general

[misty smelt]

wat dat

[hard gorge]

Doesn't help that environmental science and conservation is getting their funding slashed too

[clear wharf]

Basically forced to use the internet to be a part of society

[jaunty path]

The input and the output just isn't balancing out lol. I mean its generated a lot but profit wise uh. I dont think so by a lot. If anything its only worsened peoples view of corporations

[dire kayak]

the guy second in command to magnus i forgot the name of his rank

[hard gorge]

Ahriman the sorcerer?

[clear wharf]

Where the fuck is magnus

[jaunty path]

You look up AI and you get THE HORRORS immediately

like

its scary shit

[misty smelt]

idk what that is either...

[dire kayak]

yes

[misty smelt]

is it a 40k thing?

[void lark]

It's wednesday my dude

[jaunty path]

no one likes a machine that can make an incredibly realistic person

[misty smelt]

aaaaaAAAAUUHHHHHH

[jaunty path]

This shit has black mirror painted all over it.

[hard gorge]

tourist

Thats ok though

[dire kayak]

ahriman is so cool,,,,

i want it NOW

[hard gorge]

We'll fill you nice and big and round with lore

[misty smelt]

correct i only know 40k because of darktide lol

but i did try SM2 the other day and liked it so ill prolly learn some stuff when i continue playing that

[hard gorge]

No vidya for you, you are going to read the books and LIKE it

[little marten]

Me

[hard gorge]

Why the belle delphine pfp

[clear wharf]

I told peoole
For the good it will do
Itll be outpaced by its worst
And it’s only going to get worse
For it to become anywhere near helpful
Kot of peoole habe to suffer
Not even sure if their gial involving ai is to benefit all of humanity

Probably just store oir fsces clone us then use watch ever theh made
Or some dumb terrible ahit no one would believe three years ago

[misty smelt]

because

[clear wharf]

Every dumbass cliche prediction i made about thise guys

Fuckin next week Epstein files prove it
😭

[hard gorge]

Acting like you cant just bomb a data center

[hard gorge]

Fair

[clear wharf]

Thats not gonna solve shit when every else won’t do anything

You gotta get peoole angry

[hard gorge]

Bomb multiple data centers

[clear wharf]

Get em watching

And then bimb places

[hard gorge]

Bomb multiple data centers on live tv

Do a kick stream

Facebook live

[clear wharf]

There yiu g

[hard gorge]

Take 15 phones with you to livestream on different platforms

[clear wharf]

Even if these files Didnt drop

I was already feeling pretty heavy for change

[hard gorge]

Stick your cock in the data stacks, do anything

[clear wharf]

Every president has been a failure

[clear wharf]

😭

[cobalt lichen]

I mean

suits the text

[clear wharf]

Learn their names

Learn the fsces

[hard gorge]

I still find it really funny she became a millionaire off of reddit simps

And then you had people calling her an evil lust demon unironically

[clear wharf]

They still stroll about knowing they won’t be lynched
That’s an issue right there

[hard gorge]

Theres a simple solution to this

It involves an unregistered firearm and two shots of rum

[clear wharf]

Im feeling very Romans without a colosseum

[clear wharf]

Buzz saws

[hard gorge]

Look if someone can put down one CEO you can murk an elite as well

[clear wharf]

Literally

[hard gorge]

Start small, kill your local HOA president then work up from there

[twin flower]

Wats happening

[cobalt lichen]

Surely it’s those who pay for it that are evil?

Always someone else’s fault with these people

[hard gorge]

I recommend blasting your high school principal

[clear wharf]

😭

[hard gorge]

Always the woman's fault, really

[cobalt lichen]

yeah
That sucks

[hard gorge]

Surely us men are just creatures of instinct who cant control ourselves

[clear wharf]

Let’s find out if he has connections

[hard gorge]

When I see woman I go AWOOOOOOGA

[cobalt lichen]

so why aren’t men muzzled like a lot ofwomen are?

[somber stream]

Unironicaliterally

[hard gorge]

God please let a woman muzzle me

I need to be shackled for my crimes

[cobalt lichen]

I can’t say I share the same sentiment but I respect your openness

[midnight magnet]

That escalated quickly. 😄

[hard gorge]

This isnt kink, this is penance

[clear wharf]

Yeah okay dude

[cobalt lichen]

Mandated Edict: muzzled by a woman

[hard gorge]

Screaming as im dragged off to puppyboy hell

Ough

[cobalt lichen]

fuckin lmao

[clear wharf]

Abuse of power

[hard gorge]

What has Twitter done to my brain

[midnight magnet]

Not kink at all!

[twin flower]

[midnight magnet]

Could have fooled us.

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-darktide-get-away-shoo-disappear-gif-5683568285290773389

[cobalt lichen]

[clear wharf]

[cobalt lichen]

[midnight magnet]

[hard gorge]

[clear wharf]

Ungh

[twin flower]

Be like Ranick

[grand mural]

Dont be like him he got a wacky ass haircut

[hard gorge]

Dancing to Shakira while dodging crusher overheads

[clear wharf]

Commissars get pegged before entering duty

[grand mural]

(They do not)

[cobalt lichen]

Looks like that guy from fifth element

[clear wharf]

Where do you think yarrick has been

[hard gorge]

Thats why theyre so uptight, theyve always got a stick up their ass

[grand mural]

The gun dealer guy yeah

[twin flower]

Who's Garrick

[cobalt lichen]

yeh

[grand mural]

That movie feels like a fevor dream

[hard gorge]

ACAB
all commissars are bulletproof

[cobalt lichen]

Because it is

[hard gorge]

Or bitchless

[grand mural]

Mostly bitchless

[grand mural]

Truly

[clear wharf]

It’s funny that you can easily identify a commissar on the field

[cobalt lichen]

That’s my classification 😞

[hard gorge]

🫵

[grand mural]

They're usually dead

[cobalt lichen]

🫵

[clear wharf]

In reality humans will salute their captains hoping someone snipes them

[clear wharf]

And these guys are supposed to control a army solo

[cobalt lichen]

Does this mean that ETTSD is canon?

[hard gorge]

Lorewise its usually like a regiment

[clear wharf]

Or platoon but inthe traitors mobeian sixths case
Fuckin a whole army that shoukd never have been akwksd to be assembled jn the first place

[grand mural]

I too would hope an Ork sniper shoots my Commissar

[hard gorge]

1 to 3k soldiers

[clear wharf]

Platoon I thinks

[hard gorge]

Moebian 6th have more drip and organization than the non-player characters

[clear wharf]

Dude they do look so fuckin cool

[hard gorge]

I just think a lot of the bog standard Imperium gear is booooring

[clear wharf]

There’s no way the imperium allowed them to use any of this gear or dress this way originally

[hard gorge]

Chaos has personality

[grand mural]

Can confirm

[clear wharf]

Beaides the guys with guns and armor

[grand mural]

Unless youre nurgle

Then youre boring.

[clear wharf]

Heh

[twin flower]

Flashback to 30k era when guards actually had proper gear

[grand mural]

Lucifer Blacks my beloved

[twin flower]

Solar Auxillia my beloved

[hard gorge]

Solar auxilia is infinitely cooler

[twin flower]

Bring Back guard void armors reeee

[twin flower]

My man 🤝

[grand mural]

I remember someone asking when we'll get Solar Auxila gear

[clear wharf]

Take your last gun soldier
Remember if you see a reslly big guy
If everyone shoots at him
They nigh gi down
Including chaos marines

[twin flower]

The tech is prolly lost to the ages lmao

[clear wharf]

Epic imperial strategy

[grand mural]

Lost and or locked away in a vault

[twin flower]

They had really decked out gear tho that they were almost on equal footing to space marines during their time

[grand mural]

Probably both

[clear wharf]

Maybe cacharadins found some and traded it to the mechanicus

They definitely have to find lost tech out there
Heretical or not

[grand mural]

Why wouldn't those raiders

[clear wharf]

Especially when there’s a whole planet with knights on it but the peoole is of chaos and witch blood
T

Void is reaping with rewards has to be

Sign ip with chacharons

You won’t regret it

[grand mural]

So uncivilized

[clear wharf]

[grand mural]

I will not

[twin flower]

Wassat

[clear wharf]

The void is not horrifying at all

[grand mural]

Those space guppies are secretly led by the fallen

I swear it

[clear wharf]

What you mean

My space sharks are not traitors

[twin flower]

Carcharodons?

The space shorks?

[jaunty path]

Thinking about

[grand mural]

Have you ever seen a Fallen and Tyberos in the same room at the same time?

[twin flower]

was over here wondering wat the chacharons was lmao

[grand mural]

I think not

[jaunty path]

Going back to bloons td6

[clear wharf]

Nah

Dont eben know what a fallen is

[clear wharf]

Pop pop

[twin flower]

Traitor Dark Angels

[clear wharf]

Ew

[grand mural]

You're one of them, Asmodai crush their balls

[dire kayak]

aaaauuugggghhhh i hate building steel

[twin flower]

ASmoooddaaai

He has a book

[clear wharf]

Hammering away in a Minecraft world

[grand mural]

BOOK

[twin flower]

Love that short lmao

funny as hell

[grand mural]

I love the dark angels for being so unhinged yet unintentionally hilarious

Like the deathwing that broke the floor below him and got stuck in a basement

They needed a full extraction team to get him out

[twin flower]

where was this

[grand mural]

Hold on I have the book name saved somewhere

Master of Sanctity

Someone made a really good illustration of the scene

https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/s/BzZEChQvdH

[hidden whale]

i just watched the christmas truce happen in cs2

we load into inferno

some guy is playing jingle bells on the bells, the CTs finish all the fighting Ts and go to T spawn, where we just watch a concert for 2 minuttes

ct murders them, we vote kick him, no more fighting in the lobby...

[midnight magnet]

Haha!

[vague widget]

Hi there, didn't find anything related to this
when i try to play as my newly created hive scum i can't join (error 6001) but other characters work fine, only this one won't load in game

[wheat scroll]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/on-ps5-error-code-6001/113470 Seems somebody had the same issue but with arbites

[fiery wave]

They are on Steam, I would assume.

[vague widget]

yeah but it seems i need to contact support for this
for something that should work :/

[wheat scroll]

well... thats what its for

[fiery wave]

If restarting Steam doesn't work, no choice.

[wheat scroll]

yea. pc according to profile, still same error code though

[grand mural]

Contact support for sure

[fiery wave]

Suspicions is that the servers aren't communicating ownership correctly. Unless it's a family share issue.

[vague widget]

lemme try restarting steam and then i would contact support

nah same error

[delicate vapor]

eating some salted peanuts

[vague widget]

how do i contact suport tho ? do i need to create a post on forum then wait ? or is there a direct way

[twin flower]

Check #🎒support-issues , might be a link there

[somber stream]

I hate it. I hate how people in movies just pretend to eat, or drink. They hold up this cup and pretend to chug something down, once it left their mouth, there were no evidence of liquid on their lips

"Here, a mug of coffee"
chug chug
Lips still dry, no coffee anyhwere

[wheat scroll]

I can live with that. What's worse are movie fight scenes, where people do unnecessary spins, and turn their back to the opponent.

[somber stream]

Spins are crucial in a fight

So are back flips

And one liners

[tall lagoon]

guys i think we live in the mechanicus timeline

the entire deadsiders side mode is like, tons of techpriesty implications

[grand mural]

doing expeditions alone is amusingly fun

[hushed cipher]

Twilight.

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

dont

even

[hushed cipher]

The ketchup scene bro. Nothing was COMING OUT 😭

[somber stream]

I beg your finest pardon?

[hushed cipher]

You haven't seen peak.

[dire kayak]

one fart and im dead

[somber stream]

I've just check for myself

There were ketchup coming out

🫵

[dire kayak]

maybe the humidity is just so low that their lips dry immediately after drinking

[somber stream]

I... do not think that is possible

😔

[delicate vapor]

coffee got drank the moment the cup was picked up

karien karien karien

[hushed cipher]

HOLD TF ON IM SENDING YOUJ IT IN DMS.

[dire kayak]

watch me

[astral basin]

Kariiiiieeeee

N

[dire kayak]

karien should be president

[delicate vapor]

😮

[astral basin]

No

Karien would be a horrible president

[grand mural]

billions.

[dire kayak]

shed be an amazing president

trust me

[lethal condor]

I was looking at all the warhammer games they have never missed

Even boltgun looks awesome

[pallid badger]

Chat

I just found out there's a Warhammer store in my city

How do I start?

[twin flower]

What do you mean

[cobalt lichen]

Can confirm

[cobalt lichen]

Purchase models from a faction you like

[twin flower]

Simple as

[pallid badger]

So I just buy figurines?

Like random one?

[twin flower]

Well if you wanna read into the lore maybe they have some of the Codexes

Could just mingle with the clerk as well, say youre new and see what they recommend

[dire kayak]

the mini channel can give good painting tips

[cobalt lichen]

but whichever ones you want

Im doing a death Korps mechanised artillery unit

[twin flower]

I forget we have that

[dire kayak]

i post minis all the time there too

[pallid badger]

Also how thdf do I paint figurines

[dire kayak]

primer, paint and a good brush

[pallid badger]

That's like a lorebook or something?

[dire kayak]

theres a lot more that goes into it but i dont have time to eexplain

[twin flower]

And acts a rulebook for the tabletop

If youre into that

[grand mural]

buy ultramarines

[twin flower]

We had like a small group in my city that does paint sessions every now and then, and I get like a freebie ultramarine kit

[pallid badger]

Oh okay

[twin flower]

We dont have an official store tho so big sad

[pallid badger]

Sounds like a good first step

[pallid badger]

The blue ones right?

[grand mural]

I was half joking but they are very beginner friendly

[twin flower]

well thye prolly have the most minis anyway

[pallid badger]

Also how much do these things go for

[twin flower]

The minis?

Idk about other places but I once saw an introductory set being sold for like 70 bucks

Standard ones go for over 100 I think, but maybe someone else here knows

[pallid badger]

And the codex?

[twin flower]

Uhh, around 60$ I think? Prolly better to ask around the shop you found tho, or if they have prices for it online

[pallid badger]

The store opens in 2 hours

Lunch break ig

[twin flower]

They'll prolly know more than I do

My pipeline to 40k was thru some of the books and novels

Id prolly be into the hobby if i had some time for it but rn I just like the lore

[pallid badger]

It's an official store so I'm gonna use the official website as reference

[marsh iris]

hello, what have you cuties been doing

[twin flower]

watching animu

[marsh iris]

[pallid badger]

I'm committing financially cuestionable decisions

[marsh iris]

oh yeah, gotta watch jujutsu and sentence hero

OIL!

[twin flower]

Oh yeah theyre almost done

Unless they are already

[marsh iris]

the anime or oil

[twin flower]

Fair point

[bronze wren]

Juju on that oil Shinji

[halcyon ermine]

Anybody able to help with the 'On Overwatch' penance?

[somber stream]

Oil me up, Shinji

[pallid badger]

sir but he's a child

[somber stream]

We literally send him to fight angels on a giant bio-mecha on a daily basis

Age means nothing at this point

[green vector]

all the 10 iq 90 hour workweek dads are on darktide today

[fiery wave]

I peek in and the first thing I see is... Sighs. Never change general chat.

[amber delta]

Age means nothing

[pallid badger]

I shall enforce the lex

And the lex is the lex

[solar widget]

Kill this guy

[cobalt lichen]

calm down, internet.

[green vector]

[cobalt lichen]

[solar widget]

[thick fog]

Who invited Israel to the server

[cobalt lichen]

[cobalt lichen]

You did

[solar widget]

I thought you did

[fiery wave]

If they are over 21, sure. Don't care if a 21 year old wants to date an 80 year old. Their choice.

[cobalt lichen]

[cobalt lichen]

Gerontophilia is a thing

[solar widget]

So many big words

And im scared to look them up

[cobalt lichen]

Gerontophilia is the attraction to very old people.

[solar widget]

I see

[amber delta]

[cobalt lichen]

[solar widget]

So this is what them “i like older women” folks be talking abt

[cobalt lichen]

If shes 70 and has false teeth then yeah

[dire kayak]

i like my women millennia old and prophesizing about destruction of reality

[solar widget]

This is my default assumption whenever someone says this ngl

[cobalt lichen]

For example: anyone simping for Hadron is a gerontophile at least.
With a little bit of necrophilia sprinkled on

[cobalt lichen]

Same tbh

[solar widget]

Necrophilia

[somber stream]

I too, am into middle-age women

[cobalt lichen]

[solar widget]

Gotta kill hadron lovers

[somber stream]

The women in question:
#zealot-class message

[fiery wave]

Yeah, I know. Everything can be a thing.

[cobalt lichen]

same tbh

[solar widget]

Shit thats very tempting

[cobalt lichen]

reality sure does suck

[rocky radish]

general chat is back to its old ways, i see

[solar widget]

We should blow up reality

I think it would be fun

[dire kayak]

i just wanna be hadron's tech-adept i really wanna be part of the mechanicus

[solar widget]

You…

Get a pass

For now….

[cobalt lichen]

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyyy

[cobalt lichen]

[dire kayak]

heh

69/100 hive scum missions

hehehehe

[tired steeple]

Poooop

Shiiit

Faaaaart

[marsh iris]

moeb 6 anthem

[thick coyote]

We are your sons

We are your daughters

We have come home

[south valve]

Hello Wolfer

[thick coyote]

How will your false emperor protect you now

[south valve]

Wolfer? Hardly even know her

[thick coyote]

Rewatching the Wolfer cutscene
He really double tapped that commissar lmao

[south valve]

He deserved it

[twin flower]

Deserved

[cobalt lichen]

[thick fog]

Always make sure that does not come back as poxer

Even Nurgle would not want him

[dire kayak]

im gonna adopt captain wolfer

and ground him

[south valve]

"Are these dogs ready to die for the emperor?"
Cut to a bunch of furry guardsmen

[cobalt lichen]

Into dust

[cobalt lichen]

lmao

[thick coyote]

I'm going to say deserved

But not because he was a commissar

[dire kayak]

i wonder how many guardsmen dukane has killed

[thick coyote]

If he had done a better job

We wouldn't be neck deep into Atoma bullshit

[south valve]

True

[twin flower]

We wouldnt have Darktide if that happened

[south valve]

"This has taken a Dark Turn Tide..." - Rannick

[dire kayak]

its like some kind of,,,,

dark tide,,,

[fast parcel]

anyone knows of a fix when game doesnt load after selecting operative?

just hangs on loading screen 'reading data from disk', this isn't normal but also happened to me two days ago (but i was able to load the game normally yesterday)

[fair bridge]

[tawdry edge]

how are we today dt chat

[dire kayak]

haiiiiiii

mrrrrppp

[tawdry edge]

mrrrreeeoow

[dire kayak]

mraow :3

[tawdry edge]

[twin flower]

Heh, horse

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Too many to lose all my respect

[timber elk]

Hi everyone

[visual vortex]

Hi

[dire kayak]

haiiiii

mrrrrppp :3

[timber elk]

I’m really sleeping and waiting for sleep to take me

[visual vortex]

It's 11:30

[elder oasis]

Like the gambler

[timber elk]

That’s fine

[elder oasis]

No its not its 1230

Time zones arent real

[visual vortex]

Fair

[elder oasis]

I am the true timelord

[fickle falcon]

Girls flirting in my DMs again… I fear I need a big boy to save me 🤭

[south valve]

"Please commissar, may I shine your boots with my tongue?"

[visual vortex]

Never speak again

[fickle falcon]

why!!!

[visual vortex]

That sounded stupid af

[south valve]

bit rude

[visual vortex]

Im an honest man

[visual vortex]

I have always hated rhe loose cannon

The same people that like Loose cannon probably like Frey from forspoken

[twin flower]

Did loose cannon ever say a line like that tho

[visual vortex]

Say that line?

Yeah

To male professional from female loose cannon

[twin flower]

Wanting to lick a commisars boot?

[south valve]

Loose cannon mocks Professional, saying that that's how he acted towards commissars

[visual vortex]

Top 2nd for voices i would like to see be killed by monkeys from india

[south valve]

Very specific

[visual vortex]

Being general leaves room for doubt or loopholes

[jaunty jackal]

anyone know the name of the mod that allows me to tag elites, specialists, boses, etc with brain burst instead of trash enemies

[feral vessel]

best bet is looking through the DT modding discord.

[jaunty jackal]

no answer in there lol

[thick fog]

I forgot what was the name sadly, only best option is scrolling through mod pages

[twin flower]

They'd prolly still know more than some peeps here tho

[thick fog]

until you find it

[stable bison]

mission aborted, had this happened to 2/3 of my matches today because of rotten armor

[fiery wave]

Stimms+rot causes it. It's the glowing eye thing if it's like cranial. Trying to apply an effect on something with another effect or applying an effect on something already missing/gone with cranial hed pop.

[stable bison]

we have rotten + blight right now so

[fiery wave]

Doesn't blight spread?

And come with an effect?

[stable bison]

just saying it hapens with these modifiers too

seems like rotten + almost anything messes things up

should be disabled like cranial was

[fiery wave]

Then it's likely a conflict of effects, blight affects a rot unit and server blep.

I guess the engine doesn't ignore simple conflicts like that.

[thick fog]

that bug still exists?

[fiery wave]

Then again, the game kills itself trying to turn ragdolls off.

[stable bison]

yea got 2/3 of my missions aborted just now because of it

[jaunty jackal]

if anyone can find that mod for the psyker please lmk! i forgot the name of it

[fiery wave]

It's Fatshark, they just removed cranial instead of fixing it.

[limber matrix]

lmao

[stable bison]

they should remove rotten too

[limber matrix]

if only rotten was designed better

[thick fog]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/468

[thick fog]

oh right it was cranial one

[fiery wave]

Or stop making modifiers with rainbow effects that conflict somehow.

[fiery wave]

Cos the server is trying to apply eye glows to elite units dying from being headshotted.

No head to apply it to.

Blep.

We managed to do it only when we had 3 melees and a psyker without KF.

No headshots lul.

[sharp yacht]

Help! I can't play. I crash a few seconds after entering the lobby, whereas just three days ago I could play without any problems

[fiery wave]

My guess is why Arby dog+vet FT crashed when arby first released. No fallback if both effects apply to the same target.

[thick fog]

you play with mods?

[fiery wave]

Or priorities on which effect should overlay or a merge of both.

[sharp yacht]

No

[thick fog]

Maybe try to verify game files first

if it does not work, full reinstall

[green vector]

throw your pc in the bath it might be dirty

[thick fog]

Nurgle blessed the PC

[sharp yacht]

why not

[stable bison]

mission aborted again, thats 3/5

[twin flower]

No Havocs for you I guess

[late fern]

Anyone trynna play

[sharp yacht]

okay thx

[visual vortex]

The fatshark way 🙏

[fiery wave]

Best part, I thought Fatshark could obviously see before the rampaging replaced with rot, only issues is with shitty servers.

[stable bison]

mission aborted again , 4/6

[river ingot]

admec will fix it surely

[visual vortex]

That's what im sayinnn

Just soend $20

[kindred light]

still no news for new class?

[visual vortex]

Probably at Skulls 2026

[thick fog]

my man we just got a new update, wait for 3 months now

[visual vortex]

Or on a tuesday or thursday

[dire kayak]

uggghhhh i just had the most stressful clutch of my lifeeee

[somber stream]

I have this sudden spike of love for Humanity

[dire kayak]

even me?

[visual vortex]

Me too

I love humanity

[somber stream]

Nvm it's gone

[twin flower]

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

gooba?

hi gooba

[dire kayak]

haiii

[kindred light]

damn 3 months more. well I guess so.

[graceful hamlet]

Sometime after this update. So between now and 3-8 months from now

[kindred light]

I did not buy the hivescam class because it sounds like a scam to me. I am just tired of using arbites over and over. maybe ill try using psyker then

[graceful hamlet]

Wat

[stable bison]

5 out of 7 of my havoc missions were aborted because of rotten armor today

[graceful hamlet]

Hive Scum is one of the funnest classes

[kindred light]

i pass on her. ill wait on the next class.

[twin flower]

Im surprised youre still trying, I'd prolly just not play Havoc at that point

[somber stream]

Darktide is one of the first Strand-type game

[graceful hamlet]

Darktide is my favorite shooter

[somber stream]

My mental health is challenged irl after getting 5 consecutive code 2013 in a Havoc match

[twin flower]

strand type?

[graceful hamlet]

If I was on PC, I’d get scoreboard to show off all my zero melee kill runs

[somber stream]

"A "strand-type" game is a genre coined by Hideo Kojima for Death Stranding, emphasizing social connection, collaboration, and asynchronous multiplayer elements"

[stable bison]

6 out of 8 of my havoc missions were aborted because of rotten armor being bugged today

[somber stream]

asynchronous multiplayer elements here being the server dead and alive at the same time

One could say, schrodinger's server

I'm sorry i think i'm a bit tipsy, will shut up now

[dire kayak]

i love this game SO MUCH

i had the most stressful but MOST FUN clutch EVER

10 minutes of barely clinging to my life with a thunderhammer clutched tightly in my hands

i wanna hear a voiceline for the fem judge where she just goes "FOR THE BENEFICENT EMPEROR!!!! AAAAHAHAHHAHAAA"

[elder oasis]

Clutching is pretty fun

[hard gorge]

strandlike is such a funny term

I think all games should be judged on how similar they are to a Kojimalike

[somber stream]

I love this take so very much

[shell goblet]

hello 40,000 warhammerers

[shell goblet]

i've never played a death stranding game but i've heard of them quite a bit in references. i didn't realize that this kind of game is what qualifies. maybe i should give them a shot

[shell creek]

Crazy take but okay

[graceful hamlet]

So games will be judged by how many barefoot women are in game?

[somber stream]

To clarify, based on definition, Darksoul is the very first "Strand-type" game

[hard gorge]

yes but only if the antagonists are named [verb][animal]

[somber stream]

Also being a meme as it is, Death Stranding is by no mean a bad game, do give it a try

[twin flower]

Isnt Darksouls almost purely singleplayer tho

[somber stream]

"Could this be dog"

[graceful hamlet]

Me invading the single player to make it multiplayer

[somber stream]

"Beware, hidden wall ahead"

"Fort,
Night"

[hard gorge]

"its you, Pumping Hog!"
"YES, GASEOUS SNAKE. HERE IS MY 5 POINT PRESENTATION ON NFTs and AI AND HOW I WILL USE IT TO FULFILL THE DREAM OF THE BOSS"

[twin flower]

I mean can't they turn something off to not be invaded

And I mean messages aside, its still jsut you beating the game on your own

[hard gorge]

"YOU SEE, WITH THE ADVENT OF AI GENERATIVE TOOLS, THERE IS NOW AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF NFTs AND PORN!"
"Porn? Colonel, whats he talking about?"

[shell goblet]

i've only played a little bloodborne and that's the only soulslike game i've ever played either lmao

maybe the umbrella for the term is bigger than i thought

[somber stream]

It's a thing Kojimbo pulled straight from his ass

[dire kayak]

i love the thunderhammer so much,,,,

[somber stream]

Take it as a meme and carry on lol

[dire kayak]

i might become a zealot main,,,

[shell creek]

I run the relic blade so I can feel like a knight

[twin flower]

the Goobhammer

[graceful hamlet]

The little messages, bloodstains, and ghost players are still enough to fit the whole Strand thing.

[vital loom]

GOOBHAMMER!!!!!

[twin flower]

So just any game with a bit of online aspect is a strand game

[somber stream]

You love to see a phantom doing the 2 hand thing in front of the armours in Roundtable hold

[hard gorge]

Goobhammer maximus the 40th

[graceful hamlet]

Single player with a community feeling I assume is probably the best way to phrase it. Whether it be coming across other people’s structures or messages or whatever

[feral vessel]

Goonhammer?

goonhammer fourty thousand

[graceful hamlet]

Which means Arknights Endfield is a Strand type

The factory must grow

[somber stream]

The whole strand thing is focus on indirect cooperation, where players help each other out without directly interacting

"Social strand system"

Or so it goes

[hard gorge]

Goonhammer's already a website
It went up long before the modern goon definition though

They just talk about tabletop

[twin flower]

wat are the odds lmao

[graceful hamlet]

I mean goon has been around forever

[feral vessel]

i am aware

[graceful hamlet]

I’m not sure how it went from henchmen to horny tho

[feral vessel]

i was referring to that goonhammer

[feral vessel]

same way that edge did i guess

see extremist dogwhistles,
they work on the same principle

[dire kayak]

should i eat the word goon

[hard gorge]

Most extremist dogwhistles are either created as a joke or just weird incel terminology

I remember 10 years ago when milk was some fascist symbol

Or the ok symbol

[feral vessel]

yeah

i was meaning more like,

[graceful hamlet]

Incels so miserable they gotta ruin everything else smh

[feral vessel]

the swastika

an innocent symbol turned sour

[hard gorge]

Oooooh yeah I get that

[feral vessel]

it works on the same principle

just not as horrific

[dire kayak]

,,,milk?

[hard gorge]

Yeah I dont remember the reasoning behind it

[feral vessel]

ass starting to hurt from sitting on the floor for about 40 minutes straight now

[hard gorge]

I just remember drinking milk being called a 4chan evil nazi symbol

[bronze wren]

Plants be like

[feral vessel]

internet equivalent of the illuminati

[feral vessel]

yeah..

[hard gorge]

2016 was just a really weird time for politics

2026 is just depressing

anyways

[feral vessel]

2016 was at least FUNNY

[hard gorge]

Are you guys voting for Rannick or Melk for the midterms?

[feral vessel]

4chan sabotaging the He Will Not Divide us campaign was FUNNY

[hard gorge]

I think both are on the Grendyl files though

[hard gorge]

the fucking frog call plane triangulation shit

[feral vessel]

what position dawg

[feral vessel]

lmao yeah

greatest minds on the internet spending time doing shit like this

[hard gorge]

whatever position doesnt get you thrown out the airlock

[dire kayak]

the what?

[feral vessel]

4chan repeatedly sabotaging Shya's anti-trump campaign art thing

most notably by triangulating the exact location of a flag based on (including) frog noises, recent social media activity, the fucking flight paths of planes, ASTROLOGICAL CONSTELLATIONS

[wheat scroll]

Didnt they even track a spot to Sweden or something? Insane stuff.

[feral vessel]

yeah the cabin lmao

[feral vessel]

it happened

probably one of wilder things 4chan has done

[wheat scroll]

The guy doing the snake eater bit is still so funny

or the batman plane scene

[feral vessel]

people ragebaiting shya with nazi bullshit was also a highlight

[dire kayak]

i got to 9/10 for unlocking auric exemplar then i died because my team refused to revive me

[feral vessel]

moody

[dire kayak]

im gonna be here forever

[rare pulsar]

Gamma is fckn hard

[feral vessel]

yes it is

[rare pulsar]

Had the most wipes on it so far

[south valve]

About to paint my first minis ever

[hard gorge]

age check on display here

[dire kayak]

i just don't pay attention to politics is all

[dire kayak]

show me themmm

[hard gorge]

thi was 2016

[south valve]

I will do!

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyyyyy

[south valve]

It's for a tabletop game called bolt action

that my dad got me

which is probably heresy in a warhammer server, but yeah

[twin flower]

wargames and minis prolly go hand in hand anyway so its not like its too far off

[south valve]

Yippee

[river dock]

test

[dire kayak]

icle

[tacit quail]

k n o i f e

[river dock]

S H E A T H

[shell goblet]

any1 wanna do some expeditions in like 10-15 min ? (im NA but my ping isn't too bad with EU)

i'm abt to head home :3

[patent grove]

What kind

[rare pulsar]

Possibly

[twilit python]

damn shred and perfect strike goes insane on the heavy eviscerator

[rare pulsar]

Are u on gamma too?

[pale totem]

Does anyone know if there is a difference between difficulties in the amount of tech remnants you can acquire?

[shell goblet]

oki doki i just hopped on :3

[graceful hamlet]

There’s no difference, people are farming on Malice

[rare pulsar]

Im still eating

I can join in like 20-30

[shell goblet]

ill play one rq :3 i havent done any with randos yet so thisll be interesting

[limpid vigil]

there is not , however there is a way to get em easier - there is a mission with a 30min time limit

it has the low rad zone modifier

i cannot remember the name tho

[stuck crescent]

Love me bolt action

[green vector]

Just as I started work too

[vital loom]

darktide more like goobertide

[dire kayak]

[tired steeple]

Is it time to go in the shower and talk here about things

My longest conversations are in the shower

[dire kayak]

i could do a few

[tired steeple]

We got a toilet seat replacement

That is the funniest way to find out that word is muted here

Sorry mods

[dire kayak]

what word?

[hazy kestrel]

At comic con atm.

Kinda fun

[tired steeple]

Having fun?

Nice

[hazy kestrel]

A lot of anime cosplayers

[tired steeple]

What happens at comic con other than people hanging out and cosplaying

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t recognize even half of them lmao

[hazy kestrel]

I think that’s it tbh lol

[dire kayak]

youre gonna be so proud of me when i tell you this

[tired steeple]

I know people sell shit there

There’s panels where voice actors can do Q&A’s

[hazy kestrel]

The fursuit cosplayers have a whole other level of dedication lmao. Must be sweating bullets an ocean in there.

[hazy kestrel]

I saw a few warhammer foam weapons

Might buy myself the light-up Moonlight Greatsword though.

Maybe

[tired steeple]

Aw cool

[shell creek]

Lots of merch shopping

[hazy kestrel]

No Warhammer cosplayers. :(

Big sad

We’ve failed, Warhammer-bros.

[shell creek]

Merch you’d have a hard time finding outside of conventions

[dire kayak]

i plan to cosplay as a magos biologis someday

[shell creek]

I’d love to if GW didn’t nuke every single 40k cosplay business in existence

Always wanted to do a guard cosplay

[hazy kestrel]

My goal before I kick the bucket is to return to one of these in a Bretonnia knight cosplay.

I’ll be the only warhammer fan here lmao, and I’ll probably be mistaken for a medieval larper, but it is what it is.

[shell goblet]

okii i just got out

[shell goblet]

[elder merlin]

Nice

[shell goblet]

paul :3

[neon agate]

Paul

I know what you are

[stuck crescent]

I cosplayed steel legion once

[delicate cove]

Hello freaks

[rare pulsar]

im in vc

[shell goblet]

@rare pulsar @dire kayak 1306941712 !!! :3

[rare pulsar]

if u wanna do expeditions

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae, chowder from the hit cartoon network show chowder

[neon agate]

Wait if your name is chowder aren't you already purple?

[rare pulsar]

strike team 40

[delicate cove]

Yes it’s me chowder from the hit show on cartoon network but legally distant due to copy right reasons

[shell goblet]

i cant use my mic bc my desk is right next to my rlly loud AC unit but ill listen

[delicate cove]

I like purple and the show chowder

[dire kayak]

added you

[somber stream]

Holy shit Chowder

[delicate cove]

Yes it’s me chowder and I main ogryn

[somber stream]

Can you turn into a human missile

[delicate cove]

I can throw rocks at people

[somber stream]

Close enough

[delicate cove]

How are we today fellow freaks and weirdos and lore enthusiasts

[shell goblet]

whats ur fc @rare pulsar

[rare pulsar]

Gimme one min

Loading in

[shell goblet]

okii

[elder merlin]

An animal? Yes

[neon agate]

Good tired. I got lots of graduate work to do for today. Then I am going to finish leveling my hive scum later

[elder merlin]

Waddup Lacey

[rare pulsar]

3340992291

[elder merlin]

Hey Lacey, do you play warframe at all?

[shell goblet]

doin expeditions :3 im trying to get the event done Dx

[delicate cove]

Very nice good luck with that!

[elder merlin]

There is an event?

[shell goblet]

i do naughttttt

[shell goblet]

yea for tech remnants from expeditions

[tired steeple]

Are the rewards worth it

[elder merlin]

Hmmm

[shell goblet]

sec!

[tired steeple]

Sex!

[shell goblet]

sent !

[shell goblet]

im just a completionist

[tired steeple]

Makes sense

Reminds me I gotta get back to penance hunting

[delicate cove]

SEX???

[echo zenith]

SEX???

[delicate cove]

Dark tide sex update when?

[shell goblet]

theres a frame but no p2w currency ofc

[thick coyote]

Tomorrow

[echo zenith]

Now

[delicate cove]

[graceful hamlet]

Time to start your OnlyOgryns

[marsh iris]

oi

[thick coyote]

We are your gooners
We are your freaks
We have come home

[delicate cove]

GOON FOR THE GOONER THRONE

[thick coyote]

We are
The moebians freaksth

[somber stream]

I think we need to cook this chowder

It's a bit unstable, greyname behaviour and all that

[delicate cove]

Some shit Leon would say

From resident evil

[somber stream]

back flip

[delicate cove]

Wow this tide really was a dark one!

[formal mortar]

He no backflips no more got old

[delicate cove]

Man this shark is kinda fat

[somber stream]

You will fit well

[delicate cove]

Thank you I’m glad to be here

[tired steeple]

I do usually try for the frame when it’s around

I did miss like two events

But I’ve been playing rdr2 and stuff

I tried out medieval dynasty but I think I find it too boring

[modest flume]

Yesterday: "Man you guys are pretty weird" "Do any of you ever actually play Darktide or only talk about tall women"

Today:

Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em

[delicate cove]

I’m in

[delicate cove]

I FW you guys heavy

[somber stream]

Sorry, i'm straight

[delicate cove]

I never denied being a freak I embrace it

[delicate cove]

I was just wondering what the vibe was

[modest flume]

Oh nah no worries, not criticizing or anything, I personally don't give a shit

[delicate cove]

I know it’s all good vibes here 🙂

I was talking about how bad sefani was yesterday as well

[modest flume]

Ey your name is red now

[thick tulip]

Gz on red

[modest flume]

I know, I was there

[delicate cove]

Look at that

I’m red now

[modest flume]

(True though)

[somber stream]

It's too late to go back now

[modest flume]

Get you a freak like Sefoni (she says she loves you and kisses you on the forehead, absolutely diabolical)

[delicate cove]

This man understands

[echo zenith]

It so sad that Women are fictional and only exist in the 40k universe.

[delicate cove]

I’m right where I wanna be

[delicate cove]

Is this true @grok

[echo zenith]

The spirit of Liu Jian has spoken to me, this is a fact of the universe and 5 elements.

[tired steeple]

Gonna get back on hd2 tonight

[stuck crescent]

Have fun

[delicate cove]

What’s that

[delicate cove]

Who is this

[echo zenith]

He does not know.

How auspicious.

[stuck crescent]

Question for @delicate cove from the hit cartoon network show chowder

[delicate cove]

Yes person who hates the krieg

[stuck crescent]

What is @delicate cove from the hit cartoon network show chowder's opinion on the krieg

[delicate cove]

Who are the krieg

[jaunty path]

Chowder is a little kid

[somber stream]

It's a fucking tourist

[jaunty path]

So he would probably like krieg

[stuck crescent]

The ww1 nerds

[somber stream]

MOODDSS

[delicate cove]

Oooooooh my bad

Eh they are ok

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[delicate cove]

I wish they were not in the latest cinematic short

[stuck crescent]

I KNEW FLAPJACK WAS BETTER

[delicate cove]

And the cadians shouldn’t have been in them either

[somber stream]

Flapjack was indeed better

[delicate cove]

I NEVER SAID I LIKED THEM

[jaunty path]

Krieg = money

[somber stream]

No room for debate there

[jaunty path]

Im gonna throw fuckin hands

[somber stream]

Listen

[jaunty path]

Both were really nice

[delicate cove]

What did you say.

[somber stream]

There's a dog, doing a flip

[stuck crescent]

Krieg=casual nerd's money

[delicate cove]

Litterally i can get being the hate

I’m indifferent towards them I think the are fine when they are doing their own thing

[jaunty path]

Ppl hate them purely because of the fanbase

[delicate cove]

What’s up with the krieg fan base

[jaunty path]

And because they took steel legions place

[stuck crescent]

Just think the fans are annoying.

See the krieg nerd crying about steel legion glaze when krieg have been the most overhyped reddit faction in ages

[delicate cove]

Ah I see

[echo zenith]

Yellow Krieg

[delicate cove]

I’m gonna say it

The krieg are mid and boring

[jaunty path]

Shovel memes. Said fans usually knowing nothing deeper of the lore than tiktok/youtube shorts.

Krieg essentially being a quick buck for GW is probably another thing

[jaunty path]

Their book was kinda boring tbh

Only thing that made it interesting were the orks

[somber stream]

Kriegers are kringe

[stuck crescent]

Krieg books are always boring, because the krieg are boring

[jaunty path]

Kriegers.

[somber stream]

Pardon

[delicate cove]

Damn we got racial slurs for them already 😭

[stuck crescent]

Faceless test tub babies

[somber stream]

👶

[stuck crescent]

Not having a personality isn't a personality, LYONS

[delicate cove]

Like they are sometimes cool to look at but that’s it

[jaunty path]

They embody the core values of the guard pretty well by embracing their expandability but that leaves them utterly absent of character

Its vibes and aura

[delicate cove]

See I drew myself as the chad steel legion and you as the virgin krieg

[somber stream]

GW tried giving them more character in the newest book

I suspect there will be many retcon to come

[jaunty path]

If you want grunge gas masks and crude tools of battle plah stalker or something maybe

[ripe tangle]

Where are my Mordian enjoyers?

[somber stream]

The money must flow

[jaunty path]

Is that the one with alpha legion in it

[south valve]

I'm making a Soviet army right neow

[somber stream]

perchance

[south valve]

Uhh

[somber stream]

(I did not read it)

[south valve]

I've got like speed paints?

[stuck crescent]

I like how GW had to make up a new magic cloning technology just to justify their grimderp trench warfare

[south valve]

whatever that means

[somber stream]

Down the hall, to the left, right next to Valhallan

[stuck crescent]

I like mordians

They were cool in gate of bones

[jaunty path]

The one way krieg would be more interesting is if their planet were full of genestealers

[delicate cove]

I never really paid attention to militaturm lore tbh

[hasty wadi]

I hope we get a normal skitari and not a rust stalker

[jaunty path]

Hmm this regiment is doing suspiciously well when left independent...almost like they're a hivemind or something

[jaunty path]

You've jinxed it buddy

We're DEAD

[hasty wadi]

Noooo

[limpid vigil]

hey um , what does the hybrid sprint mod do exactly?

[somber stream]

Skiitadeez

[neon agate]

I hope we get a frog

[hasty wadi]

But seriously I need the funny skitari

[jaunty path]

For dt? Probably just makes you slide

[stuck crescent]

Cool. I run a British army

[jaunty path]

You think FS is gonna submit to reddit?

[modest flume]

You like Mordians too?

[somber stream]

Brasch tactics

When your favourite game publisher failed to meet your demands, bombard their youtube comment and reviews until they fold

Brasch tactics

[stuck crescent]

It worked with steel legion/j

[somber stream]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZWk4bHA0MnQ2ajhpd3lwbDJsOTBhYTBsYWJjdzR6enJyMDAyaGxwaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SL9VwTh9XTrE3osKGZ/giphy.gif

We're a Legion for a reason

[stuck crescent]

The amount of people who didn't notice concept art was made in 2025 is funneh

[thick coyote]

Thank you Brasch

[dire kayak]

pteraxii would be kinda cool

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Shark here

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae, shark

[delicate cove]

Are you a fat shark perchance

[acoustic pebble]

I have the urge to stab Dukane

[acoustic pebble]

Hell no, I've been losing weight

[stuck crescent]

.....with a sword, right?

[acoustic pebble]

Shivs

[hasty wadi]

Does Reddit want the rust stalker?

[limpid vigil]

Im pretty sure dukane would stab a girl sensually

[stuck crescent]

Phew, thought that was going somewhere else

[delicate cove]

Oh ok so have you notice any DARKTIDES in the 40k millennium

[limpid vigil]

she is the abusive lesbian boss of the group

[acoustic pebble]

Oh I don't mean it like that. I wanna kill the bitch

[limpid vigil]

also fair

[stuck crescent]

I'd rather kill hallowette myself

[patent grove]

Dukane would stab anyone

[acoustic pebble]

Yes and I never go hungry

[delicate cove]

Or what about a VERMINTIDE maybe even 2 of them??

[limpid vigil]

yes but im saying she would stab a girl erotica style

[acoustic pebble]

Too hot and doesn't have a superiority complex

[stuck crescent]

She could stab me

[limpid vigil]

and by erotica i mean stab a girl and make out with her

[acoustic pebble]

Still never hungry, but Skaven are just.... too skinny

[delicate cove]

What…

[low summit]

I want to polish dukanes bald head until it shines like a sun

[delicate cove]

I see

[stuck crescent]

Eh, she's a scammer who talks funneh

Like my ex

[limpid vigil]

Im saying dukane is a sexed up abusive lesbian - what is not clear here?

[stuck crescent]

But less Finnish

[acoustic pebble]

She DOES work for a Rogue trader so it's expected

[delicate cove]

So they are gonna stab a chick and makeout with them… are they like a follower of slanesh

[stuck crescent]

Just like my ex

[limpid vigil]

No.....yes? not sure

[acoustic pebble]

Honestly they might be. They always talk about perfection in all things

[delicate cove]

[limpid vigil]

she just seems like the type yknow?

[delicate cove]

I see I see

(I got no idea who this is)

[limpid vigil]

she is the havoc lady

[stuck crescent]

The commissar lady

[hasty wadi]

So wait do people really think it’s gonna be rust stalker?

[limpid vigil]

also dragor - so gay

[delicate cove]

Oooooooooh

[limpid vigil]

(The tank dude in no mans land)

[acoustic pebble]

Isn't he banging Tyce?

[delicate cove]

What is a rust stalker

[limpid vigil]

pretty sure

like 99% sure

[stuck crescent]

I mean, that was is a given

[acoustic pebble]

99.9%

[hasty wadi]

They found weapons in the game files that are used by them and skitari

[midnight magnet]

What a conversation. 😄

[stuck crescent]

The imperium canonically is ok with homosexuality, weirdly

[limpid vigil]

Have you heard a straight man roll his r's like dragor does?

[delicate cove]

Oooh so like the adeptus mechanicus

[stuck crescent]

I roll Rs

[midnight magnet]

Haha!

[limpid vigil]

not like dragor you don't

[delicate cove]

I’m half gay but I don’t roll my rs

[stuck crescent]

I'll fucking roll your R

I think

[limpid vigil]

lerolerolerolerolerole

insert kakyoin gif here

[stuck crescent]

Question for @delicate cove from the hit cartoon network show chowder

[delicate cove]

Yes sah!

[stuck crescent]

What is @delicate cove from the hit cartoon network show chowder favourite regiment?

[dire kayak]

nearly done with my pteraxii

[delicate cove]

https://tenor.com/view/kakyoin-gif-12350197554395070804

[delicate cove]

Hell yeah

[cobalt lichen]

I don’t see why not.
The imperium is based on a few Roman and Greek things and they were very gay

[delicate cove]

The one that won’t get me hate!

[somber stream]

Grow a conviction or two

Why don't you

[stuck crescent]

Honestly, don't actually hate in faction in 40k. Maybe tau, but that's just because they're no fun to fight against on tabletop

[fiery wave]

So no Cadian or Krieg.

[stuck crescent]

Cadians are ok

[delicate cove]

I like their purple eyes

You can make some cool stories with them

They are just over saturated

[stuck crescent]

Fall of cadia does alot of heavy lifting for them

[delicate cove]

Literally everywhere for not having a planet anymore

[somber stream]

Cadian no longer has purple eyes

[delicate cove]

Did they retcon that

[somber stream]

No more mr specul snowflake