general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Like I can Cary someone if I have too

[nocturne bloom]

[hazy kestrel]

I SAID, CAN YOU GRANT ME UPPIES, GIANT WOMAN?

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll be tired after

[hazy kestrel]

🗣️

[candid stratus]

Ok but only if you brand yourself with this mark of slaanesh I brought

[hazy kestrel]

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

[gloomy tartan]

Who is you guys historical crush

[hazy kestrel]

That’s a tough one.

[gloomy tartan]

I like Joann De’Arc

[delicate cove]

Cleopatra idk why

[hazy kestrel]

Holy shit I was just thinking of her lol

[gloomy tartan]

Buf tan French tomboy farm girl

Most people don’t know this about her

[hazy kestrel]

Absolute badass Warrior woman.

[gloomy tartan]

She was built lol

Farm strong

[candid stratus]

any ruler who was a femboy or tbh any woman that wasnt afraid to show independance

[gloomy tartan]

Joan de arc was basically if Casca was French and as buff as guts

[hazy kestrel]

St. Olga of Kyiv is mine.

[delicate cove]

This person knows ball

[hazy kestrel]

A fucking real one.

[gloomy tartan]

I love her so fucking much

She is a real one

Understated

Love the puppet history episode on her

That’s how I learned

[hazy kestrel]

She absolutely lost her shit after a neighboring tribe killed her husband.

[gloomy tartan]

The puppet history episode on it was good

[delicate cove]

Guys let’s be I would take sefani on a date if given the opportunity

[gloomy tartan]

Went over her entire life

[candid stratus]

me when my girlfriend olga of kyiv texted me saying she hopes i like surprises (and birds?)

[gloomy tartan]

They split her husband in half with a fucking tree after he wanted more money for their tythe

[twin flower]

Wuh

[gloomy tartan]

They then asked her if she wanted to marry the prince of the kingdom that split her husband in half with trees

Dead ass

[delicate cove]

You guys fuck with sefani from dark tide is she a baddie do you see my vision

[candid stratus]

Well idk how that would be possible when shes already on a date with me

[twin flower]

Chowder no

[gloomy tartan]

She burned the groomsman’s best friends to death in a bath bourse after they demanded to be carried into the town in their boat over the land

She also did a red wedding

[hazy kestrel]

God, if only we could all be so grossly incandescent as her husband. What a fucking chad he must have been.

[delicate cove]

Wdym no

[gloomy tartan]

Killed his people as they slept during the wedding party

[dire kayak]

should i play helldivers

[gloomy tartan]

She forced her child who was barely like 5 to declare war cuz she couldn’t as a woman

[hazy kestrel]

No, simp over St. Olga of Kyiv with us.

[dire kayak]

w-who?

[delicate cove]

What is this heresy you speak of we only play dark tide and that one anime horse idk the name of it

[hazy kestrel]

GOOGLE, POSTHASTE!

[gloomy tartan]

She also got the kingdom she was at war with to deliver birds to her and afterwords she tied flaming coals to their feet and when they returned to the nests they burned the entire city to the ground

She then had her soldiers enslaved and kill anyone who fled

[delicate cove]

God damn

[hazy kestrel]

I know the story, king, romantic af.

[gloomy tartan]

The survivors were left ij the ruins of their city

SHE ALSO helped keep her people’s independence when the Byzantine empire or something king wanted to marry her

[hazy kestrel]

God, bless me with a real one like St. Olga of Kyiv. PLEASE! 🙏

[gloomy tartan]

She used a excuse that since the guy was technically her uncle ij the churches eyes he couldn’t marry her

[delicate cove]

Step one: get off discord

[gloomy tartan]

She could a old ruke that saved her

[hazy kestrel]

Oh you with your logical statements.

I’m going to comic con tomorrow

So who knows

[gloomy tartan]

She was smart and kept her people’s independence religious and otherwise

I’m going to wonder con tomorrow

[delicate cove]

Nice which one

[dire kayak]

i loved watching the pyramids being built, such a spectacle

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe that’ll be the day I come back with a tall, red-headed warrior woman.

[hazy kestrel]

The Chicago one.

[delicate cove]

Good luck twin I guess who knows honestly

[gloomy tartan]

Have fun yo

[delicate cove]

Nice have fun twin

[gloomy tartan]

I wish Abraham Lincoln was in spaxe

[modest flume]

@brazen pelican YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?

YOU THINK YOU CAN COME IN HERE AND PLAY SEGA GENESIS ANY TIME YOU WANT?

[delicate cove]

But like why can I take sefani on a date she seems so chill

[gloomy tartan]

Sefoni is my goldfish wife

[delicate cove]

Maybe we could hangout and smoke a bowl together type shit

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t tap her tank

Don’t mess with her Mountain Dew

[delicate cove]

I would never

[gloomy tartan]

She needs to swim in Mountain Dew it helps with her psyker abilities

[delicate cove]

It’s okay I’m a pskyer too so it works out

[gloomy tartan]

You should swim in Mountain Dew

You’ll go blind but you’ll get stronger

[candid stratus]

i can not stop pissing today wtf

[whole glade]

HEY MTN DEW IS GOOD

[delicate cove]

Good idea I’ll swim in my dew with her

[gloomy tartan]

Mind strong

[river ingot]

you can take sefoni on a date when she escapes her containment tank

[gloomy tartan]

Average coyote in the grand plains

[gloomy tartan]

It also makes psykers stronger

[delicate cove]

Is this a slanesh enthusiast

[whole glade]

GRUHHH

[dire kayak]

[candid stratus]

yes but i am also just genuinely concerned if im diabetic now

[gloomy tartan]

If it burns when you pee uti mayb

[delicate cove]

You should get that checked out

[twin flower]

Are you drinking too much

[gloomy tartan]

Drink more

[delicate cove]

Mmmmmm beer

[candid stratus]

doesnt burn, its crystal clear, and its been like, 6 times in the last 4 hours

idk maybe its a hormone thing?

[gloomy tartan]

You should ask a piss expert

[candid stratus]

or i just drank a fuck ton of water and dont remember? idk

[gloomy tartan]

Is a piss expert online ?

[candid stratus]

AYO WHERE MY OTHER SLAANESHI AT

[nocturne bloom]

or maybe youre pissing too hard lol

[candid stratus]

you can NEVER piss too hard

[delicate cove]

We have a piss expert???

[gloomy tartan]

Idk

[candid stratus]

thats like saying you could shit too loudly

[gloomy tartan]

If you shit too hard you can tear your ass open

So I assume pissing too hard is also bad

[delicate cove]

They are interesting my first love will always be nurgle

[fierce obsidian]

Mmm

[twin flower]

Bro pisses like its a nozzle with the settings on max

[fierce obsidian]

PEOPLE

[candid stratus]

if i tear my ass open it sure as shit aint gonna be from committing porcelain motivated hate crimes

[formal mortar]

If you pee too hard it can cause problems

[nocturne bloom]

Yes and it starts with burning lol

[candid stratus]

hold up are you the piss expert tho?

[formal mortar]

Nah

[candid stratus]

somebody find that piss expert damnit

[formal mortar]

Keep spawning into expeditions with less than a wound of health

[candid stratus]

sounds like its time for a martyr zealot

[delicate cove]

You guys are a little odd

[cosmic lynx]

thats what ive been playing recently.

been getting me through auric expedition grinds.

[modest flume]

Uh... Just get a second wound????????????????????????????

[modest flume]

Nah this is tame

[candid stratus]

imagine being a serial killer with over 100+ victims and you're wondering what cool and fear invoking or esoteric serial killer name the media is going to give you and its just "mr stinky"

[modest flume]

None of the freaks are here

[candid stratus]

ahem

[delicate cove]

Idk followers of slanesh are pretty freaky

[modest flume]

Yes hello how are you

[graceful hamlet]

I don’t like to melee in Darktide

[whole glade]

CHAOS is pretty le cring

[modest flume]

[delicate cove]

I appreciate my fellow freaks

[grizzled plover]

i'm writing bubble bath smut between fem agitator and femcannon rn

[candid stratus]

thats because 95% of warhammer fans dont know what the word "reading comprehension" means and see a literally bottomless well of excess and go "hurr, bdsm and drug funny"

[fast cosmos]

kILL IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME

[delicate cove]

This is true

[lethal condor]

My mind is blown they have WARHAMMER TV on roku TV. My mind is blown i can watch it on the big TV. The emperor has listened

[tired steeple]

What is bubble bath smut

Just sex in a bubble bath

[candid stratus]

godspeed soldier

[grizzled plover]

yeah

[graceful hamlet]

Space marines are the good guys bruh /s

[delicate cove]

This is why I like the emperors children

[modest flume]

Good luck, I wouldn't mind giving it a read

[tired steeple]

Big fan of your profile

[fast cosmos]

You disgust me

[tired steeple]

Ah okay have fun

[grizzled plover]

she speaks in faux latin while femcannon demonstrates proper girltar techniques

[tired steeple]

I have a friend who writes fics pretty often

[delicate cove]

They look cool what can I say

[modest flume]

Don't care that it's smut tbh, it's always nice to see creative work

[grizzled plover]

I like Emperor's Children but only the idealized version of them Fulgrim envisioned

[candid stratus]

ty

[twin flower]

Hell yeah

[grizzled plover]

mandatory post deployment bubble baths for the strike team to get the nurgle stink off of them

[lethal condor]

I was literally watching warhammer tv on my phone I said let me just see if the app is on my roku to and it is my mind is blowned

[modest flume]

Hell yeah

[grizzled plover]

ogryn has a rubber duckie

[candid stratus]

nah fuck that, classic 80s slaanesh was where it was at, the GLAMPUNK era

[modest flume]

See? Imperium ain't too bad

[grizzled plover]

heavy ogryn is too cool for rubber duckies so he has a little boat

[modest flume]

Does Chaos get bubble baths? No? I didn't think so

[twin flower]

Which ogryn had the pet rock

[tired steeple]

I’m not a fanfic… fan. I dunno most of them are like romances or something and I’m more into other genres

[candid stratus]

Speak for yourself. And when my bubbles pop you get to hear little screams.

[grizzled plover]

You may be missing the point

I love the ec as Fulgrim's idealized human space marines who love art and song and salt of the earth thpes

[modest flume]

I think Brawler

[modest flume]

FAKE Chaos bubbles of CRINGE

[twin flower]

Pre Heresy EC basically

[grizzled plover]

ye

[twin flower]

They were cool

[tired steeple]

Slaanesh probably likes if you’re being clean ngl

[candid stratus]

oh yeah i getchu i was just talking aesthetically yeah

[grizzled plover]

Ohh yeah fair glam aesthetics fuck severely

[jaunty path]

Oh no.

[tired steeple]

Oh no?

What’s wrong?

[twin flower]

Oh yes

[tired steeple]

Have you not been showering?

[grizzled plover]

Yall is femcannon the top with femagit or

[jaunty path]

Slaanesh making you wash your skin off.

[grizzled plover]

what do we think here

[modest flume]

Then just follow the Blood Angels

Sure they might have a small temper problem, but they're all about arts and shit

[jaunty path]

Thats just OCD but spiritual

[grizzled plover]

Good idea Horus

[jaunty path]

[grizzled plover]

HORUS?!

HORRUSSSSSSSSSS

[dire kayak]

WHERE

[candid stratus]

"slaanesh probably likes being clean" is genuinely a silly statement though

slaanesh is the god of excess, he wont care if you are clean, she wont care if you are dirty, what they WILL care about is if you become so much of a germaphobe that you constantly disinfect yourself to the point of morbid fragility, or went in the opposite direction and just drowned yourself in a literal pool of feces, both of these latter options are good as far as slaanesh is concerned

[modest flume]

It was at this moment, that Horus had a heresy

[grizzled plover]

that reminds me I need to revise my special identification system in Space Marine bc I play a Blood Angel

[tired steeple]

spews up black liquid

[lethal condor]

Im starting with pariah nexus on warhammer tv is there certain way I should watch the shows

[tired steeple]

HORUUUUS

[grizzled plover]

I be calling every enemy Horus

Big Horus

Tunnel Horus

Flying Horus

Psyker Horus

Horlings

Shield Horus

[tired steeple]

Just pick one and if it looks interesting just watch it from the beginning

[grizzled plover]

Dragon Horus was fun

[tired steeple]

None of them are really connected

[grizzled plover]

None of them are well animated either

[shell creek]

Best perks and blessings for the force sword?

[modest flume]

So.. enemy Horuses using Horus guns and shooting Horuses at us Horuses?

[tired steeple]

Idk I thought pariah and tithes look really nice

Hammer and bolter though…

Oh boy

[modest flume]

1h or 2h?

[shell creek]

1h

[grizzled plover]

Yes brother. The Horuses are shooting horlings at us. With their horuscannons

Kill the Horuses

[modest flume]

I think it's Slaughterer/Deflector and Uncanny

[grizzled plover]

This is a rational and healthy chapter

[shell creek]

Ty!

[grizzled plover]

Deflector so fucking good when you get caught by firing squad

[modest flume]

Genuinely a big clutch in Havoc

[grizzled plover]

I use deflector slaughterer personally

[shell creek]

I always welcome anti ranged type defense

[modest flume]

Same with face tanking bosses

[candid stratus]

When Horusmaster Horus Horuscal of the Space Horuses grabs me with his giant talon of horus and shoots me point blank in the face with his gun of horus before getting on his motorbike of horus and drives off into the horusset

[grizzled plover]

Oh yeah I'm going to the florida renfaire tomorrow who wants something

[modest flume]

Yes, brother! For the Horusperor!

[grizzled plover]

Things said by normal and reasonable Angels

That guardsmen have no need to fear

[candid stratus]

yeah uhh... can i get... uhh..... monkey?

[grizzled plover]

jokaero will not be present

[modest flume]

Deflector is so much fun on the sword too

[candid stratus]

its alright if they only have ones with rabies left, i dont mind

[modest flume]

You can use it and still have a "sit down Crusher" on demand

[grizzled plover]

I love Jokaero so much

One time an enslaved Jokaero enhanced his own cell until he couldn't invent a way out of it bc he got bored

[candid stratus]

idk i wasnt a big fan of the second movie tbh

[gloomy tartan]

I will say this

Frieren goes into the whole dating elf’s cliche

Like yeah your life is the same length as a dog to some fantasy races as a human

Like you’ll be around for a while and have fun and then die and they’ll like be 1/90th of their age span

[candid stratus]

Yeah? Well, I'll say this

[gloomy tartan]

That was interesting

[candid stratus]

this

[gloomy tartan]

They didn’t avoid it

[formal mortar]

an opportunity for some elf booty

[south valve]

Honesty

I approve

[grizzled plover]

And she didn't even realize Himmel loved her

[formal mortar]

He missed out

[gloomy tartan]

Yup

[grizzled plover]

She is spending the rest of her life mourning this man because she missed her chance and she will never get to take it

[gloomy tartan]

I mean elfs live longer so I imagine they mature slower

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch was too stupid to realize a engagement ring means a guy likes you

[patent grove]

Any news on what the next event is?

[formal mortar]

She was never in a social setting though

[grizzled plover]

He didn't tell her it was an engagement ring or anything lmao

[formal mortar]

So it's not like she would really know

[grizzled plover]

She was raised borderline antisocial

[south valve]

Kayex sex scene

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not hating

It’s super realistic

[grizzled plover]

ehh tbh Frieren has always had middle aged woman vibes

[gloomy tartan]

She’s good at magic and autistic at relationships

[candid stratus]

Whats that one anime about inter-species relations between fantasy races and the elves all go crazy for geriatric humans cause they find it hot how quickly they age while calling elves that go after other elves as perverts

[whole glade]

i swear the overglaze of sangy needs to be studied

[patent grove]

Nani!

[gloomy tartan]

Her teacher was way older than her

[grizzled plover]

Yeah I know it's hot

I love older women

[gloomy tartan]

She may give off middle age woman to humans but compared to elfs she’s not old at all

You have to look at life spans when you look into this stuff

Not compare to your human one

But also don’t be that guy who goes it’s okay she’s really 10000 years old

[south valve]

Ya like Brahms?

[grizzled plover]

This man ruined Frieren's life lmao

[grizzled plover]

ye ngl she does it for me lmao

[gloomy tartan]

How old was she even when she met Himmel

Like 100

?

[grizzled plover]

Nah she was old enough that 70 years meant nothing to her

[gloomy tartan]

Frieren is kinda a predator

Poor himmel

[formal mortar]

She was like 1 or 2k

[gloomy tartan]

And he was like wat 18? 21?

[grizzled plover]

Your perception of time speeds up when you agep

If she was 100 then 70 years would be over half her life

[gloomy tartan]

Long lived species are honestly creep

[grizzled plover]

Shut your heathen mouth

Barbarian

[gloomy tartan]

What are you an elf?

[grizzled plover]

No I'm an elf fetishist

[gloomy tartan]

Why do you care if I think knife ears are predators

You can still bang them

[grizzled plover]

Long Pointy Ears 🤤

[gloomy tartan]

You can bang evil people

You know that right

[candid stratus]

"guys trust me shes actually 400 years old... "

[grizzled plover]

nothing evil about that smile

[gloomy tartan]

No one is stopping you from going back in time and pegging hitler

[grizzled plover]

self respect

[green vector]

the fuck is going on

[gloomy tartan]

Self respect ain’t a person

We’re arguing how evil elfs are

[grizzled plover]

I'm loudly supporting knife ear fetishization

[south valve]

I only know frieren from the badly angled face art

[gloomy tartan]

For dating people who are 18 when they are like 1 or 2 k old

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the real Frieren

[south valve]

Strangely, something I can get behind

[gloomy tartan]

I once again am saying this

[grizzled plover]

my cat doesn't know I have to cycle my laundry :(

[gloomy tartan]

You can fetishize them they are still creepy

[candid stratus]

get this man a gif of black panther ordering to get this man a morgan freeman "true..." jpeg

[nocturne bloom]

i only support knife ears bc lamia have knife ears

[grizzled plover]

I burped and he fled

wtf

[gloomy tartan]

You can fetish the knife ears them being 1-2 thousand years old and dating 18 year olds is still creepy

[candid stratus]

that is not a gif of black panther ordering to get this man a morgan freeman "true..." jpeg

[south valve]

The sheer might of your burp made him cower and flee

[grizzled plover]

Objectively can you call what frieren and himmel had dating she didn't even know he loved her

[void lark]

You wouldn't get it

[nocturne bloom]

both are adults

[gloomy tartan]

You can fuck them you just need to now they are evil okay

You can fuck thrm still ok

[grizzled plover]

puritan

[void lark]

That's like the best part

[grizzled plover]

begone from these hallowed halls

[delicate vapor]

Oughh time for food

[grizzled plover]

this is the freaktide server

[gloomy tartan]

The hallowed halls are sticky

[gloomy tartan]

Wash your ass

[south valve]

👅

[candid stratus]

• Jeffrey Epstein, during trial.

[void lark]

Thought you were talking to me for a second there

[grizzled plover]

I'm gonna take a mandatory post deployment bubble bath

[grizzled plover]

ogyrn brained

[gloomy tartan]

A true son of the empire would never bang a knife ear

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Imperials don’t bang elfs

Except for the guy who banged barenziah

[grizzled plover]

The only thing the empire breeds faster than lice is defectors

[gloomy tartan]

That didn’t count

[candid stratus]

a true "son" of the empire would get pegged by a knife ear instead

[grizzled plover]

uh

T Diddy?

[gloomy tartan]

No

The leader of the imperials

[grizzled plover]

yeah

[gloomy tartan]

One of the emperors

[grizzled plover]

Tiber

Tiber Septim

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah 👍🏼

[grizzled plover]

She was 14 btw

[candid stratus]

Damn, T Siddy

[south valve]

Me remembering I have to commit to the arbites rp, so I have to agree with Cadian 😔

[gloomy tartan]

Fr damn

[patent grove]

Fatshark just announced the new class, it's Leon Kennedy

[grizzled plover]

yes he impregnated a 14 year old

[gloomy tartan]

Tiber was on the island I guess

[grizzled plover]

And then exiled her

[gloomy tartan]

🙁

[grizzled plover]

To high rock

[gloomy tartan]

damn

[clear wharf]

😭

[gloomy tartan]

I thought tiber was cool

🙁

[grizzled plover]

He used Numidium on Summerset tho??0

[gloomy tartan]

I apologize on behalf of Tiber

[south valve]

Where’s everybody going? Sermon?

[clear wharf]

Tyberos?The red wake?

[grizzled plover]

Like

[gloomy tartan]

What about the guy with the axe who race war the snow elfs

He was just racist right

And a hero

[grizzled plover]

The reason the Dominion rises up against the Empire is bc there are elves in recent memory who lived through Tiber's conquest of Summerset

[clear wharf]

The uh cacharadins would like to invite you to join their service in the void emperors will

[patent grove]

His one liners in 9 are top tier

[grizzled plover]

There are radioactive danger zones of godlike power

[candid stratus]

"i may look like a simpsons background character concept art but at least my emperor wasnt in the elder scrolls" - high elves

[grizzled plover]

Fuck Talos

[gloomy tartan]

The high elfs talk about gathering forces back in morrowind

[modest flume]

They went to mootash they phargs

[grizzled plover]

Talos is no god of mine

[gloomy tartan]

Back in morrowind the High elf’s are preparing to attack

[gentle cedar]

Yall notice in Op select, there is a Take Survey button in the top right feed? Thats pretty cool

[dire kayak]

i cannot stay alive on the illuminate planets

but im having fun

[grizzled plover]

Wrong friendslop game

[gloomy tartan]

In morrowind the high elf’s talk about how they are growing their population and forces to attack again and they do it after oblivion when the empire and its allies are weak from the oblivion crisis

[void lark]

Survey is ass though

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking elf’s attacked after a calamity

[grizzled plover]

Again???

[gloomy tartan]

Honorless knife ears

[south valve]

I kinda hate the term friend slop

[grizzled plover]

The Empire attacked them

[nocturne bloom]

heavy nade launcher

[gloomy tartan]

I will say the high elf’s were persecuted too hard during that war

[grizzled plover]

Summerset declined Tiber's invitation into the empire and countered with an offer of alliance btw

[gloomy tartan]

It directly led to them getting revenge

[south valve]

I can’t explain why

[dire kayak]

i like the tech weapons too much

[candid stratus]

lmao this loser has friends, LMAO

[gloomy tartan]

We fucked the high elf’s too hard

So they bided time and made kids and then fucked us after obvlivon happened

[grizzled plover]

"we cannot join your empire but we want to be friends"

"NO I MUST USE THE GODWALK ON YOU TO FORCE YOU INTO MY EMPIRE PRAISE ALESSIA"

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like how Germany was fucked over after WW1

[grizzled plover]

They were fucking right to

Death to Man

[gloomy tartan]

The empire fucked over the high elf’s too hard after the first war

Hey I’m admiring we fucked your elf’s too hard okay

[modest flume]

Don't be jealous, I can be your friend

[grizzled plover]

Spontaneously attacking an ally is insane

[clear wharf]

I will never stop massacrinn the thalmor
Theres no ressin not to justify it
It’s like killing fish
Simple
Enjoyable
A ling process
There’s a lot of fish

[gloomy tartan]

I admitted it okay

[nocturne bloom]

i mean, not, entirely. rules mean nothing when broken

[void lark]

I wish there was a way to joinn the thalmor in skyrim
That would have been nice

[gloomy tartan]

The thalmor can all die but the high elf’s as a entire race don’t need to be wiped out

[clear wharf]

[modest flume]

It kinda trivializes the concept of building relationships with people?

[grizzled plover]

First bethesda game to railroad you into being evil (not letting you stamp out talos worship)

[void lark]

Games with faction mechanics thzt don't let you join one of them for no good reason

[gloomy tartan]

If you fuck with your enemy after defeating them too much they become an enemy again when given the chance

Talos is based what you mean

[clear wharf]

Fucj rhe thalmor Thsts why

[grizzled plover]

Less tactical reasoning and more moral reasoning Talos was a kid touching genocidal maniac

[nocturne bloom]

[gloomy tartan]

Talos was just a normal guy

Talos just happaned to do alot of cool shit

And became a god

[void lark]

Thalos is just a dollar store sigmar

[grizzled plover]

impregnated a 14 year old girl btw

[gloomy tartan]

I mean we become a god in oblivion

It’s not like people who do shady shit can’t become gods

[grizzled plover]

Sigmar kept his hands off children

[grizzled plover]

No god of mine

[clear wharf]

The Dwemer waged war tk defy the gods

[candid stratus]

I mean so did ol Jeff by comparison then

[south valve]

I mean, it feels not far off from saying like “that’s shooter slop, you like it just because it has guns in it” or something. Idk, I started having this opinion 5 minutes ago 😭

[river ingot]

you actually do worse things in oblivion than talos does in his entire history

[gloomy tartan]

I mean yeah he’s not a elf god

He’s a human god

Wood elf’s are also cannibals

[grizzled plover]

At no point in Oblivion do you do anything comparable to impregnating a teenager

[gloomy tartan]

And orcs got shit out of molag bal

[candid stratus]

OH, yeah, no worries just SPOIL the ending for me, thanks a lot BUDDY!

[gloomy tartan]

And the dark elfs are all cursed

[clear wharf]

Savages
Need slaying

[gloomy tartan]

That’s dlc

[grizzled plover]

You had 16 years

[gloomy tartan]

That’s not the ending of oblivion

[modest flume]

I just call stuff for what it is, trash

Slop or no slop, I just ignore what doesn't interest me tbh (Yes I know it wasn't directed to me, and I understand your peeve)

[gloomy tartan]

That’s dlc

[river ingot]

ah yes the impregnation the skyrim mod just what your looking for eh?

[gloomy tartan]

So fuck you

That’s dlc

Not the end of oblivion

[nocturne bloom]

idek where you got the 14yo thing anyways. sounds like you look at forums too much

[gloomy tartan]

On a side note I love the guy who killed all the clif racers

Becomes a saint

[south valve]

You don’t like co-op games?

[grizzled plover]

The Real Barenziah, Gortwog's copy in daggerfall

[gloomy tartan]

You meet him in the boat in morrowind and you meet his soul in Skyrim

[void lark]

Do you love elves though ?

[south valve]

Or at least games meant to be played with friends?

[nocturne bloom]

jiub

[modest flume]

I do, but I don't use the term slop

[gentle cedar]

I thought it was alright. Just gives them direct feedback about recent additions and the individuals favorite parts of the game and what they want to see. I coudnt ask for better questions, not when they have to appeal to so many people

[grizzled plover]

She was a teenager when Tiber got her pregnant, forced her to abort the child, and then exiled her to high rock

[gloomy tartan]

Jiub is my boy

Ima be real I love dark elfs

[south valve]

Yeah that’s fair

[modest flume]

I mean.. I'm playing this one, aren't I?

[gloomy tartan]

Dark elf’s are way better than high elfs

[clear wharf]

I was the pregnant

[modest flume]

Used to play DRG before this one

[gloomy tartan]

The worst thing a dark elf ever did was cal me N’wah

[grizzled plover]

Every skyrim playthrough I murder heimskr

[modest flume]

Then I finally bit the bullet on Darktide and.. yeah, RIP DRG

[gloomy tartan]

When they call my imperial N’wah, I just respond “ what up my N’Wah?”

Dark elf’s are just racist

[south valve]

I heard very good things about DRG

[gloomy tartan]

I mean slavery is bad

I don’t like that they do that

[grizzled plover]

Dark Elves are demon worshipping slavers

[green vector]

ye just dont join the discord

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah that’s the bad part

[void lark]

I love me some dark eldar

[grizzled plover]

It's the literal entirety of their culture

[void lark]

Cartoonishely evil elves

[gloomy tartan]

Dark elf’s are atleast upfront about what they do

Compared to high elfs

[south valve]

I guess the same could be applied to this one and the Helldivers one

[gloomy tartan]

Who act like they aren’t asshokes

[clear wharf]

I like dark elves more when it comes to normal conversation

[green vector]

nah cause the mods in this one are chill

well most of them

drg discord mods are patheti

[grizzled plover]

I can acknowledge Queen Ayrenn's faults (none) and what she does wrong (nothing)

[green vector]

c

[gloomy tartan]

Dark elf’s are more chill in normal convos

[south valve]

How so?

[jaunty path]

what no the mods here are polite

[formal mortar]

What kinda dark elves we talking about?

just finished a match

[gloomy tartan]

She was hot

[jaunty path]

and they have a fair amount of leniency

[nocturne bloom]

if you actually do the quest for it you learn a lot more than what the book says lol. the age thing is a huge debate that has no actual evidence and the closest actual age so far since that game came out is 17

[gloomy tartan]

Elder scrolls elfs

[green vector]

they ban people on a whim for the tiniest reason without warning

[gloomy tartan]

Barenziah was also his side bitch for years

[green vector]

and the community manager backs them up every time

[formal mortar]

Ah

[void lark]

Mostlt elder scrolls but all of them in general I suppose

[gloomy tartan]

They had a LONG relationship

[grizzled plover]

That is still a 17 year old that is a teenager that is a high schoolerp

[gloomy tartan]

Tiber cut it off after she got pregnant

[south valve]

I thought Heorthu meant generally don’t join the discord. This server might not be for the masses considering how freaky/political general can get lol

[grizzled plover]

Death to T Diddy

[gloomy tartan]

But they were togetehr for a LONG time

[formal mortar]

I usually do my first playthroughs as an orc when I can

[grizzled plover]

Kill his worshippers

[grizzled plover]

Yeah he was a groomer

He groomed Barenziah

[gloomy tartan]

Tiber and barenziah had a loooooooooong relationship it wasn’t just a fling

[void lark]

Based big dumb guy enjoyer

[grizzled plover]

Imperials keep doing this shit

[south valve]

Right

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean imperials

[formal mortar]

Though playing heavy armored khajiit using fists is always fun to do too

[void lark]

For me it's the human male fighter all the way

[gloomy tartan]

Emperors do freaky shit

[south valve]

Weren’t people saying the sm2 server sucked?

[grizzled plover]

A Tharn did similar shit to Ayrenn during her adventuring days

[hard gorge]

My go to was always an angry wood elf with light armor and two handed weapons

[green vector]

there's a mod in there that is notorious and has been foir years

[gloomy tartan]

Name one emperor who didn’t do freaky shit

[jaunty path]

Oh

oof.

[green vector]

im talking muting people for a year

[hard gorge]

Adol Kikrost, kicker of asses and eater of bandits

[green vector]

for no reason

[grizzled plover]

Martin Septim, last of his line

[gloomy tartan]

He was gold dragon Jesus

Rip Martin

🙏🏼

[grizzled plover]

I love you Sean Bean

[gloomy tartan]

The best of the empire

[green vector]

you say a joke he doesnt like?

banned

[grizzled plover]

da kingindanorf

[gloomy tartan]

Martin was the idealized imperial

What we aspire to be

Truly the last of his kind

Bloodline and honor

[void lark]

Did you get banned?

[grizzled plover]

Martin gave his all thanks to the Altmer HoK

[formal mortar]

Last of his kind, failed to get booty

[green vector]

yep

[nocturne bloom]

ok and lets just not mention the other dude she did it with at the same age

[hard gorge]

Imperials are the true vanilla race of EOS

[nocturne bloom]

elves be tweaking

[gloomy tartan]

Tbf

[south valve]

What did you say?

[gloomy tartan]

How do we know Martin didn’t get booty

[grizzled plover]

He isn't a state mandated god

[void lark]

What was the joke?

[green vector]

cant remember it was like 2 years ago

[hard gorge]

The empire deserves to fall

[gloomy tartan]

Martin could of had bastards

[grizzled plover]

Any man voiced by sean bean can get my booty tbh

[green vector]

genuinely it was tame shiut

[dire kayak]

im thinking of playing some arbitrator when im done playing helldivers

[gloomy tartan]

Most of the emperors had side pieces

[formal mortar]

Martin was too busy being a priest he had no bastards

[green vector]

i've said way worse in here and the mods are chill with it

[gloomy tartan]

He wasn’t allways a priest

He used to worship daedra

[hard gorge]

SM2 is like, the containment zone for 40k fans who consume lore entirely through YouTube shorts

[grizzled plover]

He was a priest of sanguine for a time

[green vector]

talking about drg not sm2

[gloomy tartan]

And sanguine fucks

[south valve]

Good choice.

[hard gorge]

Aaaaaah

[grizzled plover]

That's plenty of suckin and fuckin goin on with brother martin

[gloomy tartan]

Exactly he could have batards that were forgotten

[nocturne bloom]

its also an entire book made as propaganda to make her look bad. i dont really think any of it should be taken at face value until its actually proven, which wouldnt be possible

[hard gorge]

Point still stands though, pure SM2 fans tend to be drywall eaters

[dire kayak]

i use fem authoritarian

i love her voice

[gloomy tartan]

If Martin had any bastards it’s good his bloodline is thought to have died out

[grizzled plover]

Quiet Heimskr I'm telling the Dominion on you

[formal mortar]

At this point I'll have to freeze myself to see the next elderscrolls

[void lark]

Average ultramarines booster experience

[south valve]

Lae’zel va!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Let the septum blood like recuperate

[grizzled plover]

Martin would have had to have bastards, there's a dragonborn in Skyrim

[hard gorge]

I think John ultramarine is pretty cool. Eh kill aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

[grizzled plover]

It's passed through blood

[gloomy tartan]

We aren’t related to him tho?

We got it sellers rely

[grizzled plover]

You would have to be

[nocturne bloom]

dun matter, its literally half the point of the quest, get the book so misinfo isnt spread

only todd knows

[grizzled plover]

Dragonborn is a thing you get from being of Alessia's bloodline

[gloomy tartan]

I thought We have the soul of a dragon but the septum’s have the blood

Like we have the soul but they have the bloodline

[void lark]

I like when they call each other brother and shoot guns at things

[gloomy tartan]

The soul being passed to random ppl

[grizzled plover]

The soul of a dragon shit is only brought up in Skyrim

All previous lore is "yeah you are Dragonborn if you are of Alessia's blood"

[gloomy tartan]

But the storm cloak guy also has the thum ?

[formal mortar]

You can learn it

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I don’t mind the Dragonborn being a septum if it’s true

[hard gorge]

It can be taught too

[south valve]

Uhhh, I like the dragon on the big mountain, I think he’s cool

[formal mortar]

Doesn't mean you are dragonborn

[nocturne bloom]

parthachad

[gloomy tartan]

I fr thought the septum’s were a bloodline from dragons and the Dragonborn had the full on soul of a dragon was the difference

[void lark]

The one you have to kill for the blade quest?

[hard gorge]

Is that one guy still making 40k lore shorts? The foreign dude who gives like basic fucking information about the factions

And uses AI art like half the time

[stuck crescent]

Uhh, maybe?

[gloomy tartan]

I thought the dragonborns was like the main character from morrowind

[south valve]

Fuck the blades

[gloomy tartan]

Reincarnated or soemtning

[hard gorge]

I saw one about the solar auxilia and it was total AI art

[stuck crescent]

I like bretons, they're cool

[gloomy tartan]

The dragon soul reincarnated in new bodies

[stuck crescent]

breton me up, babes

[austere thorn]

damn

[hard gorge]

Bosmer supremacy

[gloomy tartan]

I thought that was what the Dragonborn was

[austere thorn]

why does expiditions spawn dog packs

every 5 seconds

[gloomy tartan]

A dragon soul reincarnating in a mortal body

[hard gorge]

You smell like meat

[gloomy tartan]

But the septum’s were a special bloodline

[void lark]

Are you on the dog pack modifier expedition?

[austere thorn]

idk

[formal mortar]

I think that modifier is bugged tbh

[austere thorn]

i went quickplay

[void lark]

That would be a sensible explanation

[formal mortar]

Was just on it and had 6 dog packs spawn in on each other

[void lark]

It's the packmaster

[formal mortar]

No packmaster was there

[void lark]

Somehow the dogs insta aggro when he spawns even though he himself isn't

[formal mortar]

It also seems to cause more enemies to spawn in too, so it seems buggy

[void lark]

It's not a bug it's a feature

[gloomy tartan]

What if you could heal injuries with your piss

Worst super power ever?

[sweet anchor]

anyone need some hive scum?

[void lark]

They are probably working on a patch to balance the known features

[gloomy tartan]

I’m watching old monster movies and one of the Mothra movies has a little furry creature heal a injured man by pissing on him lmao

[south valve]

Everybody gangsta till the piss medic shows up

[void lark]

No

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t believe I didn’t remember the healing piss from this movie

[south valve]

The

WHAT

[sweet anchor]

veteran instead?

[gloomy tartan]

The rebirth of Mothra trilogy

Rebirth of Mothra 2

[void lark]

Mothrz fighting godzilla has to be one of the funniest godzilla scene

[south valve]

Check the lfg servers (looking for game)

[sweet anchor]

i live in vietnam so finding english players not easy in lobbies

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a treasure that turns out to be a fuzzy creature

[void lark]

The noise mothra makes alone is hilarious

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a scene where it heals a injured man by pissing on him

Mothra rebirth is basically Mothra died and her son becomes a super strong Mothra

[south valve]

I wanna meet the writer who came up with that

[void lark]

The two caterpillar babies spitting silk or whatever on godzilla

[south valve]

And I also wanna see their browser history

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah usually it’s a boy and a girl caterpillars

And usually the boy dies

And the girl becomes new Mothra

Sometimes it’s only one baby

In rebirth of Mothra her son avenges her and becomes Mothra LEO

Who is WAY stronger

Has a water form, extra lasers, super fast, cut one of king Ghidorahs wings off and exploded him

[elder merlin]

I miss the old Godzilla movies

I miss my baby, Baragon

[gloomy tartan]

Nice

I like anguirus

[twin dirge]

Sometimes

[elder merlin]

Same

[twin dirge]

Orangutan

[elder merlin]

Anguirus and Baragon are my favorites

[gloomy tartan]

Remmeber when he bit king Ghidorah on the neck

And Ghidorah flew up

And he didn’t let go

Lmao

[elder merlin]

Lol

[gloomy tartan]

Ghidorah had to bite his neck to make him let go and then he stomped on anguirus

[elder merlin]

Its been so long since i've seen the old movies

[gloomy tartan]

It’s from Godzilla destroy all monsters

[void lark]

Orangutan are so cool

[gloomy tartan]

When Ghidorah fights ALL the monsters like a avengers battle

[elder merlin]

I remember Godzilla soccerball kicking Anguirus in one of the movies

[twin dirge]

I watched a documentary on orangutans unironically yesterday

I don't rmr it

But it was good

[elder merlin]

Was that destroy all monsters?

[gloomy tartan]

Final wars

In Destroyah all monsters Ghidorah fights everyone at the end

[twin dirge]

I like mechagodzilla

[void lark]

Why would anyone watch a documentary ironically?

[twin dirge]

Can you imagine the tech spirit in that thang?

[void lark]

How do you even watch something ironically ?

[gloomy tartan]

Anguirus holds onto ghidroahs neck biting and drawing blood so Ghidorah bites anguirus and makes him let go and fall. Ghidroahs then stops flying and stomps him down into the ground twice

[twin dirge]

The way I watched them superhero movies

Half assed and forced

[dire kayak]

i love the epoch

[twin dirge]

Will you be awake in 8 hours for epoch touching?

[gloomy tartan]

Anguirus responds to being dropped out of the sky and stomped twice by shaking the dirt off and going right back into battle

He also got his jaw snapped by mecha Godzilla

[dire kayak]

it depends

[gloomy tartan]

And his face also got buzz sawed by gigan

[twin dirge]

On?

[gloomy tartan]

Anguirus takes a lot of damage but just keeps coming he’s a loyal attack dog for Godzilla

From first rival to best friend

[twin dirge]

I just raw dogged 3 tubes of mentos

I'ma go drink a coke and explode

[gloomy tartan]

In universe anguirus is smaller than almaot all the other Kaju

[dire kayak]

if i cant buy miniatures

[gloomy tartan]

He’s the honey badger of the kaiju

[twin dirge]

No miniatures

Bad

We must dive

DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!

[modest flume]

Who up helling they dive rn

[dire kayak]

people in helldivers who take the stationary shield generator are actual saints in my eyes

[twin dirge]

Oh

I love that thing

I need to grind medals so I can get gas mortar

[modest flume]

It was fun against the Incinerator Corps

The shield

[twin dirge]

I need more mortars

I NEED MOARRRR

Incendiary mortar when

Is it crazy that I still like thermites more than gigas cuz I like the sizzle?

[dire kayak]

same with people who take the FRV and actually wait for everyone to get in

[tired steeple]

So what’s the state of hd2 rn

[dire kayak]

its pretty good

new illuminate enemies are fire

[tired steeple]

Gotta find a way to connect my tv to my ps5

Or well

Monitor

[twin dirge]

I always like hd2 so I'm not reliable

[tired steeple]

I mean even in its worst states

I still like the game

[south valve]

Crab robot

🦀

[twin dirge]

Me fr

Idk I just enjoy the game with friends

[dire kayak]

yoou can parry them with the ballistic shield

[south valve]

Some kind of heavy mortar would be cool

[twin dirge]

I never cared about the meta shit regardless

[south valve]

Less shots but bigger explosions

[twin dirge]

500kg mortar

[south valve]

👀

[dire kayak]

i just want more plasma and arc weapons

[south valve]

Wait, parry?

That’s cool as hell

[twin dirge]

They should make the emp mortar do a shock blast like the equalizer

[river ingot]

leon is that you?

[twin dirge]

I kid

[fading otter]

They’d have to make that shit only target heavies or something because getting like OPS’d because a hunter got close would suck lmao

[twin dirge]

I like fighting in my emp mortars

[dire kayak]

fun fact

if you press mouse5 while aiming then it moves your camera to the left side

[south valve]

Insert squid themed one liner

[south valve]

I can’t think of one

[river ingot]

thinking is bad for you

[mystic fossil]

Guys the heretics should be able to call in mortar strikes

On expeditions

[south valve]

In hindsight, yeah

People who picked mortars on defence missions against bugs WANTED you to die

[south valve]

Plasma turret could be cool maybe?

[gloomy tartan]

Thank god there’s no friendly fire ij dark tide

Thank GOD

[south valve]

Yeah

[delicate umbra]

is corruption resistance a must-have for high havoc?

[twin dirge]

Me personally I just dodge those

[delicate umbra]

I appear to be dying so fast as soon as the shooting starts

[dire kayak]

i want a plasma guard dog

[gloomy tartan]

You don’t wanna be out in the open getting shot to death by basic shooter units

[river ingot]

make a list of whats killing you and then not die

[twin dirge]

GL dog when

[fading otter]

I want an eagle strike that drops a whole bunch of those electricity grenades that hop around a bunch of times

Would be fun af

[river ingot]

smite grenades

[south valve]

I always thought different ammo types for the grenade launcher would be cool

Like fire and gas

[tired steeple]

Also are illuminate like

Actually finished bow

Now

[fading otter]

Nah

[twin dirge]

Chat I'm so glad they buffed the descelator

[tired steeple]

And not a complete fucking mess to fight

[fading otter]

Still summoner cultists and the chair guys

[twin dirge]

I love that thing

[dire kayak]

i punched an elevated overseer to death once

[tired steeple]

Alright but are they more fun at least

[fading otter]

Unless they were scrapped

[thorn herald]

These repetitive f'ing error codes 2014 since the update, is really f'ing pissing me off.

[fading otter]

If you find hundreds of floating blue eyes blasting you fun yes

[tired steeple]

I doubt they’d scrap them, they were pretty big in hd1

[twin dirge]

There's 2 fronts now, one has fleshmobs and voteless, the other is only illuminati guys and the drones

I like the new guys

Instead of voteless it's a swarming drone that drops if you look at it too hard

[fading otter]

I just can’t comprehend how units that leaked almost in their entirety with animations and effects already completed like 2 years ago still wouldn’t be added by now but hope you’re right

[tired steeple]

I see

Eh. A few other leaks were like that

[twin dirge]

Tbh, they're leaks for a reason

[tired steeple]

The FRV was leaked two years before it became useable

[twin dirge]

They should always be taken with a grain of salt

[tired steeple]

And it was full functional and driveable

[dire kayak]

exostorm worlds are so pretty

[tired steeple]

Long before it came out

[fading otter]

Basically everything from the early leaks is in already except the nuke, the carpet bomber, and the cultists

Which makes me fear scrappage because not sure if the other two will make it in

[twin dirge]

I don't partake in leaks so

[tired steeple]

Yeah I think they’ll show up. Just gonna take a minute

[dire kayak]

the nuke would be a griefer's wet dream

[robust flower]

should i turn on 'always dodge'?

[nocturne bloom]

max graphics and i cant see shiit

raindrops the size of palms

[verbal light]

Hi,i want to about commodore's vestures rotation,how it's works?

[jaunty path]

You get what you get every thursday

[young laurel]

I want to say every two weeks or so new items show up, oldest items go away

[jaunty path]

its a slop shop

[young laurel]

Is it every thursday?

[fallen tree]

every 2

[jaunty path]

Yea

ooh

oh

[young laurel]

Wow, that's a lot of slop

[tired steeple]

Every 2 Thursdays. Sometimes it’s late

[nocturne bloom]

you failed

smh

[jaunty path]

Shoots you

[nocturne bloom]

with what

a water gun

[verbal light]

Ohh thanks you so much for answers 🙏😊

[dire kayak]

do i play expeditions as arbites or regular missions

[tired steeple]

Expeditions

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla adopted his kids

[dire kayak]

what does the mark VIII exterminator shotgun even do

[gloomy tartan]

I dunno I only use da Combat shotgun ever

[whole glade]

CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME?! WALK INTO MY MYSTERY!!!! STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!!

[nocturne bloom]

last i played one has a duckbill the other is a choke

[dire kayak]

why is grid point kappa called grid point eta now?

[rocky aspen]

playing havoc again... I think I prefer rotten over over blight spreads

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[tawdry edge]

gn darktide chat

[whole glade]

"wheres SBR netflix?" - Omniman

[astral basin]

I need to watch the new season

Spoilers have been tryna sneak onto my feed

[late fern]

Anyone wanna hop on and help me level up my psyker?

[whole glade]

its pretty goog sol

[astral basin]

Goog

[whole glade]

ya

[marsh iris]

get in darktight

[astral basin]

Cursed

[dire kayak]

in my tummy

[languid hazel]

Bluh

[whole glade]

I NEED EPISODE 2 NOWW

[dire kayak]

i think im liking the mark VIII exterminator

[astral basin]

Hmm

Need to

Consider when to go to the game store

[tired steeple]

Scratches my balls

[storm canyon]

They’re gonna skip the part and head straight into part 8 instead

[jaunty path]

Removes and replaces them

:)

[whole glade]

I WILL EAT NETFLIXX

GRAHHH

[storm canyon]

First they ruin part 6 and now it looks like this is its next victim

[jaunty path]

It was ruined?

[whole glade]

ruin p6 by timing or the actual part?

[jaunty path]

If they're releasing one episode at a time

[dire kayak]

me too

but only because im hungy

[storm canyon]

I meant in terms of release schedule

[jaunty path]

They plan to juice the absolute fuck out of it huh

[jaunty path]

Oh

Not too bad

[dire kayak]

"i think im getting better at this game"
dies 3 times on damnation

[heavy mango]

well...

stop dying?

[stuck crescent]

Very

[storm canyon]

Worse is when you think your team is throwing but you start to wonder if your just bad at the game instead

[stuck crescent]

yes

[frail fable]

Steel legion will always be trash, you just glaze them too much to see otherwise.

[stuck crescent]

faceless test tub babies

Imagine losing a war soo bad you nuke your own planet

AND YOU STILL BARELEY WIN

[frail fable]

Imagine being so shit only 20% of your faction still exists steel legion shitass

[tired steeple]

This is what the woke left wants

[heavy mango]

honestly gonna have to just go with krieg hater on this one sorry bud

[stuck crescent]

Says the reg that needed GW to make up a new technolgy just to justfy how they're still around

[storm canyon]

This slander so good I could die

[stuck crescent]

BECAUSE KRIEG REALLY SUCK AT WINNING WARS

[frail fable]

Oh please GW doesn't even know steel legion fucking exists

They ignore you

[tired steeple]

Aren’t

Aren’t they

[frail fable]

They've forgotten you.

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t they just exist for stalemates where they hold ground

[tired steeple]

On the front page

[stuck crescent]

they just confirmed new modules

[dire kayak]

i like tempestus scions :3

[tired steeple]

For 11th

[stuck crescent]

what are you talking about?

[tired steeple]

The edition where the main story takes place on

Ahem

armageddon

[stuck crescent]

Classic krieg, not actually knowing lore or whats going on

[frail fable]

Oh congrats, they actually acknowledged steel legion for once

Bravo

[tired steeple]

You get to be on the front cover of killteam

[dire kayak]

i hope we get new tempestus scions soon

[tired steeple]

How do you play scions

What are they classed as

[dire kayak]

theyre cool

[tired steeple]

Do you play guard

[dire kayak]

shock troopers

[stuck crescent]

Suprise, suprise, krieg fans not actually knowing the lore

Steel legion been around for years

[dire kayak]

i dont play tabletop i just buy minis that look cool

[tired steeple]

Ah do you use them in a guard army?

No I mean

Like id you wanted to use scions

*if

Do you play them in guard armies

[frail fable]

I do not actually give a singular fuck about steel legion. They are overrated ugly trash with a vomit colored uniform. Zero drip, zero cool factor

Zero usefulness

[tired steeple]

This is like a homeless man calling another homeless man broke. The uniforms are the same with different colours

[stuck crescent]

You're just describing the krieg

just add unfunny memes and reddit glaze

oh, and shite lore

[frail fable]

Same applies to steel legion

[tired steeple]

Mm idk I thought the origins of krieg were cool

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, we'll never have a writer as bad as lyon's

[jaunty path]

the bait is immaculate

[tired steeple]

why do

[hard gorge]

objectively incorrect opinion x2

[tired steeple]

Why do you have that

[storm canyon]

I don’t care about either I’m a guardsmen enjoyer

[lethal solstice]

Playing the game of is this ragebait cause damn are they going for it

[stuck crescent]

I don't even hate krieg, their fans are just annoying

[tired steeple]

I mean i shit on krieg but I get the appeal

[hard gorge]

Krieg sadly got taken by the memelore community

[frail fable]

Shut up admech, go fix a computer. Oh wait you don't know how to

[storm canyon]

True same with black Templar fans

[stuck crescent]

Mid-korp of memes. Hard carried by unfunny memes and ww1

[lethal solstice]

Krieg is ww1 kitchen sink and Steel Legion is ww2 kitchen sink, which means steel legion is cooler because combined arms is cooler

That shrimple

[tired steeple]

I was gonna say krieg got overtaken by nazis but I’ll actually give that most kriegers are pretty normal

Somehow

[stuck crescent]

Most krieg aren't even old enough to read

[lethal solstice]

Also krieg fans being unfunny and loud

[frail fable]

WW1 is more interesting to me than WW2, which is why i like krieg a lot more

[lethal solstice]

There we go an actual point

[stuck crescent]

Shame the actual guardsmen can't be interesting, or their books, or their lore

[lethal solstice]

Get em

[stuck crescent]

not having a personality isnt a personality, KRIEG

[hard gorge]

its a perfectly grimdark regiment, children born from cloning machines and forced into a war of guilt they had no choice in, born and bred to fight and die for sins they are told they bear because it is convienient for the empire they live in

[hard gorge]

a prayer off off/on will suffice

[frail fable]

I've always hated steel legion because its nothing but glaze upon glaze upon glaze about how much better they are while wearing a vomit color uniform its people like you that disinterest me in caring about them.

[dire kayak]

i like skitarii and tempestus scions and palanite enforcers

[jaunty path]

liking krieg is like enjoying unseasoned chicken because you've had nothing else

[stuck crescent]

K

[tired steeple]

What’s a palanite enforcer

Not heard of them

[dire kayak]

theyre in necromunda