general-chat

[tired steeple]

focused

[acoustic pebble]

I just want a Hive Scum animation

Damn Tithe Rats had a good showing in Tithes

[hard gorge]

Silly Jakka, you have to watch Arcane for that

[gloomy tartan]

What if it’s a hour long hive scum making drugs animation ?

[acoustic pebble]

I-... You have a point

[brazen pelican]

I can send you my boyfriend's improved Hive Scum trailer.

[acoustic pebble]

It'll win an Oscar, mainly because I'll hold the host at gunpoint to make it happen

[south valve]

Really??? 👀 👀

[tired steeple]

I can send you my boyfriend

[acoustic pebble]

OOO???

[south valve]

Yes please

[acoustic pebble]

Yep. Second episode. But that Sister of Silence?!?

GOOD LORD I NEED HER TO FUCKING KILL ME

[gloomy tartan]

You own slaves ? You can just send people?

[tired steeple]

I've seen a clip where a custodes woman tells a space marine to abandon a system

[south valve]

"You're hive scum through and through" - cutthroat

[tired steeple]

and he tries to talk her out of it but eventually does as he's told

[acoustic pebble]

"And PROUD of it!"
-All of them

[brazen pelican]

@acoustic pebble Now is that not an improvement?

[tired steeple]

one of the few times I actually felt bad for a space marine

[acoustic pebble]

It was... just... beautiful

[tired steeple]

btw what's a tithe rat

is that what scum calls arbites

[gloomy tartan]

They eat brains

[tired steeple]

rarely, actually

a lot of space marines reall hate to eat brains

apparently getting someone else's memory really hurts

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[tired steeple]

thanks

[south valve]

I don't know how to respond to this

I guess there are people here who don't play the game

[acoustic pebble]

They're also called Killjoys, Dead-weights, Soon-to-be-doornailed

[south valve]

And in five minutes, you'll be called dead, dead and dead

[brazen pelican]

They need to learn that biomass is biomass. Picky fucks.

[acoustic pebble]

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, TITHE-RAT?!?

[brazen pelican]

Scum > Arbites.

[south valve]

Blasphemy. Mandated edict: a good kicking

[acoustic pebble]

Counter Mandated Edict: BUGGER OFF

[gloomy tartan]

Kicking is a good reaction

[brazen pelican]

Gotta catch me first.
Zoidberg-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop.gif

[tired steeple]

It is also pretty funny you can have cops and robbers on the same team

[acoustic pebble]

It's also a real edict for the Maul whenever they're downed

[gloomy tartan]

I like that one post where a guy says him and his friends would beat E.T to death with hammers

[tired steeple]

Mandated Edict: cranking that soulja boy!

[tired steeple]

Pfft I remember this

[acoustic pebble]

Fatalist: "Misappropriation of ammunition. Mandated Edict: Bullet shield"

[south valve]

Arbites to dog: "KILL!"
Hivescum: nervous sweating

[gloomy tartan]

If an alien arrived in the Deep South they would clap whatever it has that resembles cheeks and beat it to death with hammers

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, us Muckers just go Drugs

[brazen pelican]

Drugs-owl.gif

[acoustic pebble]

Maybe because we are Cognis-mentis-innit

[acoustic pebble]

Speaking of, your shipments arriving soon.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys is the female ogryn bigger than the males like with the trex ?

[brazen pelican]

I hope so.

[acoustic pebble]

Bigger in proportion

[south valve]

Why do you want to know this?

[acoustic pebble]

It's known that Ogryn mating rituals begin with sharing food

[gloomy tartan]

Ecology

[acoustic pebble]

And they must go to an isolated place to mate. They're known to cause earthquakes

[gloomy tartan]

Knowing your enemies and allies and your environment helps you survive

[south valve]

Oh.. okay..

[gloomy tartan]

Less surprises

[hard gorge]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

[south valve]

Sideye

[gloomy tartan]

But you don’t wanna know EVERYTHING that’s how you worship the bird guy

[acoustic pebble]

He wants to bang a female Ogryn

[hard gorge]

Ogryness, if you well

[brazen pelican]

Peckish for some Humpty Dumpty.

[acoustic pebble]

I too shall fall to many pieces

[hard gorge]

me and my amazon Ogryness

[gloomy tartan]

Would a catachan woman just be Rambo with tits

[south valve]

I saw what you deleted 👁️ 👁️

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[acoustic pebble]

I too wish for my lover to take me upon my cankle

[tired steeple]

Apparently female ogryns exist they just barely come up ever

[hard gorge]

too bad Cadia already went bang

[tired steeple]

I think it’d be funny if we had female ogryns

[acoustic pebble]

Imagine, Tarnished, what those four armpits Must smell like

[tired steeple]

I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO SNIFF RANNI ARMPITS

AWOOOOO

[hard gorge]

yeah wasnt there one that gained like 200+ IQ, psychic powers, and started to read and write?

[gloomy tartan]

Ew

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[gloomy tartan]

What about tits mc gee from dark souls

[tired steeple]

One of the only ogryn psykers to exist

[hard gorge]

You want rannit pitjobs, I want a small blue lady to sit on my shoulder and cast spells at people who annoy me

[gloomy tartan]

A single one of her tits are larger than your entire body

[hard gorge]

"SIC EM RANNI"

[gloomy tartan]

Her tits are bigger than ranni

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah gwynevere is up there

Top 3 for sure

[gloomy tartan]

Her tits are larger than a human

[little violet]

Nah Should be

SIC EM BLAIDD

[little violet]

bruh what?

[tired steeple]

Mini Ranni can’t stop me from peeing on her btw

[gloomy tartan]

I’m dead ass

[little violet]

What is this chat

[south valve]

I am rather fond of Emerald Herald

[hard gorge]

Put Ranni in a jar and shake it, thats how you get Ranni butter

[gloomy tartan]

In dark souls the stronger you are the bigger you get

[south valve]

Welcome to hell

[tired steeple]

Buuurp no my actual favourite dark souls lady is karla

[gloomy tartan]

Strength scales with size

[brazen pelican]

Darktide #general-chat .

[hard gorge]

Me when I churn blue mage woman for her butter

[gloomy tartan]

The gods are all big cuz they strong

[tired steeple]

I like goth women. And she’s like a witch kinda

And I think that’s also awesome

[gloomy tartan]

What about the witches of izalith

[little violet]

Umm Ranni the "Witch"

She is no?

[tired steeple]

Karla is dark souls 3

Not elden ring

[little violet]

Oh

[tired steeple]

We only see 2. They were pretty hot

[gloomy tartan]

I like my chaos fire spider demon witches

[tired steeple]

The other two have their faces covered

[gloomy tartan]

They were the daughters too the mom is supposed to be the hottest

[tired steeple]

… the giant tree?

[brazen pelican]

Spider?

[gloomy tartan]

What did happen to izalith

[brazen pelican]

Tell me more.

[little violet]

His talking about Quaelagg i think

Oh Izalith yeh shes the tree thing irc

[south valve]

Oh yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Izaliths daughters all became half chaos fire spider demons

[south valve]

giant boob spider lady

[gloomy tartan]

Izalith was hot before she was a tree then

[brazen pelican]

Lucky them.

[gloomy tartan]

There’s also the scorpion man and woman from dark souls 2

[little violet]

Souls for the White Lady!

[gloomy tartan]

I like the Royal Rats

The idea of rats having a court during the end times is funny

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi Tithe-rat! Look, a Jokaero!"

Male Maul: "BE! SILENT!!"

Male Anarchist: "No, really! You can see it swinging with it's-"

Male Maul: "SHUT UP!!"

[whole glade]

i love taking blood angels stuff and turning it into night lords

[south valve]

Gotta love Maul

[whole glade]

bc im evil :]

[south valve]

Didn't he have a Jokaero partner or something?

[acoustic pebble]

It's a rumor, but doubt it ended well

[tired steeple]

What’s a jokaero

[acoustic pebble]

Male Fatalist reveals this

[little violet]

Queelagg at home

[acoustic pebble]

Techno monkey

[tired steeple]

Oh are they the orangutans

[south valve]

A super smart orangutan

[gloomy tartan]

I like the dragon lady from dark souls

[tired steeple]

Yeah

Those things are awesome

[gloomy tartan]

Was her name Priscilla or something

[south valve]

and authoritarian too

[south valve]

Yeah

invisible lady

[little violet]

yeh'

[acoustic pebble]

Authoritarian DID reveal his worst crime he saw happen

[south valve]

what was that?

[gloomy tartan]

The fact she’s super sweet but also has ice power which is the Pokémon counter element to ALL of the dark souls fire magic lol

[acoustic pebble]

And in his words:

Male Authoritarian: "You'll never look at a servo skull the same way ever again"

[south valve]

Lmao

Did the skull commit the crime or...?

did someone... the skull...?

[hard gorge]

I love the nale authoritarian so much

[acoustic pebble]

No. Someone... "used" a servo skull

[hard gorge]

Dudes just a really sweet guy trying to connect to his team

While cracking skulls

[acoustic pebble]

Honestly me too. Shockingly, my Bounty hunter likes him too

[gloomy tartan]

Sweet?

[south valve]

YOUR ENTHUSIASM IS GRATIFYING!

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a weakness being sweet

[acoustic pebble]

Compared to the other Tithe-Rats? Yeah. He is

[brazen pelican]

Me when I lie.

[south valve]

Cutthroat in chat

I love cutthroat

[gloomy tartan]

I DONT DO WEAK

[south valve]

which I guess means I love you, but don't think about that

[gloomy tartan]

If I relax IM DEAD

If I’m DEAD I can’t KILL

[brazen pelican]

Just don't die. Simple as.

[hard gorge]

John Cadia, the cutthroat

[south valve]

Cutthroat x Maul toxic yaoi?

[hard gorge]

i wonder if there are special lines for non-cutthroat cadians

[acoustic pebble]

Ngl I love the Cutthroats response to praise to Hive Scum praise.

[brazen pelican]

John Cadia, afraid of death.

[buoyant loom]

this list of khornate massacres is incomplete, you can help by expanding it.

[hard gorge]

I once heard a vet yell FOR CADIA but it wasnt a cutthroat

[quaint moss]

b:

[acoustic pebble]

Cutthroat: "Watch. Learn. Then shoot yourself."

[hard gorge]

That one cutthroat line kicks so much ass though:

Never forgive. NEVER forget. as he infiltrates

"Terror Tactics, aye."

[gloomy tartan]

FOR CADIA

I like the concentration stim it lets me scream about cadia over and over

[tired steeple]

Fah cayda

[south valve]

VICTORY OR DEATH

[acoustic pebble]

NO SURRENDER! NO RETREAT!

[buoyant loom]

FOR FREEDOOOOOOOOM

[acoustic pebble]

FOR THE CONCLAVE!

[south valve]

FOR THE LEX

[gloomy tartan]

I go CADIA LIVES, CADIA STANDS! shout FOR CADIA take stim CADIAAAAA

[hard gorge]

Do you think when the cutthroat cums he just yells CADIAAAAAa

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

[acoustic pebble]

Bounty Hunter (helping up any arbitrator)" "How's the lex looking from down there?"

[hard gorge]

or does he yell CREEEEEEEEEEEED

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: Creeds still alive

[gloomy tartan]

Bro when Dukane talks on the Morningstar and Zola asks the recruits “ well who do we fight for?!?

[hard gorge]

which vet personality says "Cant miss, wont miss" when doing executioners stance?

[gloomy tartan]

Cuthroat yells FOR CADIA

He doesn’t yell for the emperor

[hard gorge]

thats gotta be one of my favorites

[gloomy tartan]

He stands out

In the crowd lol

[acoustic pebble]

Professional

[south valve]

I read that weirdly and thought you were implying they were having sex for a second

so uh

[hard gorge]

god that kicks so much ass

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone yells for the conclave or for the emperor and cuthroat screams FOR CADIA

He has his priority’s

[hard gorge]

head thrown back, mouth open wide, CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIA

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: Female Outlaw and Bounty Hunters crush on him

[south valve]

Btw, Hive Scum never say "for the emperor", unlike all the others

[hard gorge]

I actually would love if the cutthroat wasnt even on Cadia, he was born on a planet 4 sectors away and just LARPS hard

[gloomy tartan]

Cutthroat had a crush on Cadia

[south valve]

which is kinda interesting

[gloomy tartan]

Cuthroat watched cadia explode in lore

[hard gorge]

Big E never protected them. The conclave has. Makes sense i suppose

[gloomy tartan]

They first hand saw it with there eyes

[south valve]

I gues

s

[acoustic pebble]

The Outlaws DO worship Saint Messelina

[hard gorge]

"hey man have you seen this weird imperiumnet video? a whole planet exploded!"

[acoustic pebble]

Bounty Hunters worship money

[gloomy tartan]

It’s implied they were on Cadia or something

I don’t fucking know

[acoustic pebble]

Anarchists can jump off a bridge

[gloomy tartan]

Bounty hunters throw ass for diamantine

[hard gorge]

I would too

[acoustic pebble]

Speaking of, the Female Loose cannon REALLY likes Male Bounty Hunter

Much to his chagrin

[gloomy tartan]

I only ever play as cuthroat so I don’t get a lot of flirting

[south valve]

I thought you liked anarchists?

[gloomy tartan]

Sometimes female classes talk weird tho

[woven sigil]

Not before I throw you off one

[gloomy tartan]

Like they are flirting but cuthroat is too angry to notice

/stupid

[acoustic pebble]

Only when they tell a joke, other times I can't tell what they'll do next

[south valve]

Fair

[acoustic pebble]

You can try it!

[brazen pelican]

"Are they a couple?"
"Worse, they're stupid."

[woven sigil]

Buddy I'm hopped up on every stimm in Tertium and you're stood next to a barrel

[gloomy tartan]

You can be smart and wise and yet stupid when it comes to flirting

I mean. I’ve heard

[acoustic pebble]

You don't threaten me. I made those drugs

[gloomy tartan]

Not that I have experience

[acoustic pebble]

So HAH

[brazen pelican]

Don't lie, you're in a 40k game's Discord server.

[woven sigil]

Explains why half of em are shit an i had to empty the stash just to feel owt then don't it

[gloomy tartan]

Why yo eyes so big

Bitch you scary

[thick coyote]

The zealots flirting are like a car crash

[acoustic pebble]

Time to give you the literacy stimm

[tired steeple]

Aryan osaka

[gloomy tartan]

Tbh it wouel be easy to make cuthroat happy

[acoustic pebble]

Male Judge gets flirted with by Female Professional and Anarchist

[gloomy tartan]

Just tell them they are really good at killing and encourage them

[tawdry edge]

i also have brown osaka

[acoustic pebble]

Male Seer DID see the Cutthroat smile, but he turned into a tsundere about it

[woven sigil]

Sorry, sir. Should I speak in the finest queen's English to satisfy you? Fuckin grovelling highborn

[gloomy tartan]

Cuthroat likes people who don’t talk too much and who kill good and also encourage his killing

[acoustic pebble]

Now you sound like a killjoy

[gloomy tartan]

He’s a old war dog with ptsd he just wants to do what he’s trained to do and be told he’s doing a good job.

He has survivors guilt and abandonment and resentment issues over cadia

[acoustic pebble]

True, but to see him being in denial about smiling is funny

[gloomy tartan]

He fucks with professional

[tawdry edge]

He should be put down like a dog.

Cadians deserve no rights, no freedom, no life.

[acoustic pebble]

Professional fucks with all the other veterans, except Female Loose Cannon

[tawdry edge]

THEY SHOULD'VE BURNED ALONGSIDE THEIR PLANET

[gloomy tartan]

When they talk about how things allways go worse when someone says “ well it can allways be worse”

The cuthroat goes “ BUT IT COULD BE WORSE THO”

[woven sigil]

I'm sensing some trauma here, were you on Cadia at one point?

[acoustic pebble]

I love that one

[gloomy tartan]

Professional goes “ did you do that on purpose?!?”

[acoustic pebble]

Loose Cannon*

[gloomy tartan]

Cuthroat laughs for a second and goes “ Maybie”

It’s loose ?

[tawdry edge]

Yeah, alongside Abaddon throwing the Blackstone Fortress at that DISGUSTING PIECE OF ROCK

[acoustic pebble]

Ye

[gloomy tartan]

Ah my mistake

[acoustic pebble]

All g

[gloomy tartan]

You hear cuthroat laugh for like half a second

You hear him stop himself

It’s half a second chuckle

[acoustic pebble]

Captain Wolfer: "There are only four of them! FOUR!!"

[hard gorge]

Cucked By Abbadon: Cadia Destroyed Live on Cam!

[acoustic pebble]

My favorite part

[gloomy tartan]

Cuthroat is constantly making sure he’s not having too good of a time to where he smiles and laughs infront of others

[tawdry edge]

THOSE CADIANS WERE SUPPOSED TO DIE ALONGSIDE THEIR PLANET

NONE OF THEM ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE TODAY

GODDAMN COCKROACHES ALL OF EM

[gloomy tartan]

Dude majority of them were off planet when it exploded

Fighting in wars

[woven sigil]

Didn't do a good job then, coz they're still about whining over it

[tawdry edge]

they should FUCKIN STAYED THERE AND DIED THERE

[acoustic pebble]

I found a spiky boi

[tawdry edge]

We opened the Great Rift though

[gloomy tartan]

They were ordered to help other divisions

[gloomy tartan]

The main export of Cadia was cadians lol not guns or tanks man power

[hard gorge]

I wonder if spikes provide more surface for the warp to overtake them (it is a good pain)

[acoustic pebble]

Looks tasty

[tawdry edge]

THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO DIEEEEE THEREEEEE

[gloomy tartan]

Also all the Cadians cooonized new planets

There’s so many new Cadias now

If anything it’s even harder to kill them all now

[hard gorge]

the only way you can tell if a marine is chaos or not is not by the skulls or how many civilians they kill, but just if they have spikes or not

[gloomy tartan]

Spikes = ork or chaos

[tawdry edge]

[gloomy tartan]

Well nids can be spikes too

Spikes are just evil

Usually?

[acoustic pebble]

And Dark Eldar

[hard gorge]

if it blades its drukhari, if its spikes its chaos, if its rivets its orks

if its teeth its tyranid

[gloomy tartan]

If it claps it’s human

[acoustic pebble]

If it claps loud, it's Ogryn

[hard gorge]

if it has glowing blue eyes its admech

[gloomy tartan]

Loud, with force also

[woven sigil]

I think the Eldar were notorious for clapping summat prior to Slaanesh.. just sayin

[acoustic pebble]

Or Alpharius

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn would clap loud with force that broke the sound barrier

[acoustic pebble]

That's why they're told to not be TOO happy

[hard gorge]

Me when my great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents had sex so disgustingly, objectively, ontologically, ground defyingly, spacetime warping, horrifically amazing that it doomed me

(missionary)

[gloomy tartan]

When different factions have baby’s it’s kit bashing

[hard gorge]

TRUE

[tired steeple]

Half eldar used to be a thing

[gloomy tartan]

What

Heresy?

[south valve]

HERESY

[kind carbon]

question for the peanut gallery, in the recent update/patch have people noticed FPS drops more often?

[south valve]

Half Tau are probably a thing

[tired steeple]

In the very first edition of warhammer

[gloomy tartan]

HERESY!!!

[tired steeple]

There was half eldar

[drowsy lynx]

if you chop an eldar down the middle, you get two

[acoustic pebble]

Ever seen Half Orks?

[gloomy tartan]

Tau don’t have noses

Gross fucks

[lethal condor]

How we doing hertics ? Whats the word in atoma

[south valve]

Voldemort

[gloomy tartan]

Blue Voldemort with red eyes

[hard gorge]

aye it happens alot every update, i never know why

[green vector]

[south valve]

The word in Atoma is "tom", between the two As

[kind carbon]

just asking because its gone from playable to unplayable for me sadly, been trying everything to change it

[gloomy tartan]

You gotta be desperate to look at a tau and be like yeah I’ll go traitor for blue Voldemort

[jaunty path]

praying they optimize this fucking game

but

probably wont happen!

[gloomy tartan]

Optimize deez nuts

[green vector]

Good one

[south valve]

I've seen some Tau thirst

[jaunty path]

hd2 didnt even optimize their game

they just let us play the console version on pc

[gloomy tartan]

Optimize deez butts

[hard gorge]

I found a fix last few updates ago, let me try to find out how

[jaunty path]

They should do the same thing with darktide..

I hope its uh

smaller

[gloomy tartan]

Seen or personally endured?

[jaunty path]

even then

dt is still chalk full of issues on console

[gloomy tartan]

It is

[jaunty path]

and console dt is worse than pc

[south valve]

The former

[gloomy tartan]

Tell em missus

[jaunty path]

because you cant fix it with mods

[green vector]

Chock not chalk

[gloomy tartan]

Stand on your soap box

[green vector]

[jaunty path]

choke on my nuts

[green vector]

Why you got nuts

[gloomy tartan]

Bounce on the butts

[jaunty path]

I don't touch soap

[green vector]

It says she in your name

[jaunty path]

Because they taste good and have a nice crunch

[green vector]

[gloomy tartan]

So you just be stank

[jaunty path]

Its called aura.

[gloomy tartan]

With the stink lines

[green vector]

That's going in the book

[jaunty path]

It's called. Aura.

[gloomy tartan]

Missus do you have visual stink lines

[hard gorge]

@kind carbon
From what I remember I think I fiddled the the worker threads and set it to 8 or 9 or something

[drowsy lynx]

aura of pestilence

[hard gorge]

and it worked like a charm

[jaunty path]

maybe

[gloomy tartan]

Can I take a photograph of your stink lines for science

[kind carbon]

I tried that, tried them at 6, 8, 9, and 17

[hard gorge]

(flirting)

[gloomy tartan]

I want to prove stink likes are real

Like ghosts

Then my wife will believe me

[jaunty path]

I need to write..

[gloomy tartan]

And the government

[hard gorge]

ah damn, im sorry then. I hope you find another fix, it drove me nuts months ago

i havent played darktide in a while

[acoustic pebble]

Pause

Actually no

Resume

[south valve]

Hive freak

[jaunty path]

crunch

yummers

[acoustic pebble]

The best

[green vector]

I will beat your ass

[acoustic pebble]

I will (b)eat your ass

[jaunty path]

catch me if you can motherfucker

[thick coyote]

Get a room you two

[acoustic pebble]

No

It will happen for all to see

[gloomy tartan]

Ew

[green vector]

My cat is going fucking mental

[thick coyote]

Average cat

[gloomy tartan]

Put it in a box

Schrödingers box

[green vector]

12:20 am cat shenanigans

[gloomy tartan]

Your supposed to give cats boxes

[spring trench]

I'm at maccies anyone want anything

[gloomy tartan]

And cheeses

[green vector]

Big tasty meal no onion large fries

[gloomy tartan]

The she/her wan sauce

From Ron and milky

[spring trench]

Fruit bag for everyone

[green vector]

Fuck u

[gloomy tartan]

Fruit is for primates

And elf’s

[candid stratus]

do u think if all trans women became terfs that the actual terfs would finally give up and go do something actually productive with their lives because their last "womens space" got invaded

hit em with the 5d chess play

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck is a terf

[green vector]

Idk

[candid stratus]

a feminist who decided the best way to fight the patriarchy is by hating trans women

[gloomy tartan]

I think introducing chimps ain’t a bad idea

[candid stratus]

because i personally agree that the best tactic to overcome a entrenched and powerful enemy is to immediately pull a 90 degree and blow the head smoove off my comrade

[gloomy tartan]

They did that to help a boat tour business in Florida

[green vector]

Wtf

[gloomy tartan]

Introduced several invasive monkeys from Eastern Asia, specifically one of the most agressive monkey species. It helped them make more money on boat tours

Now it’s a thriving wild species and they all have herpes and liek biting people

[candid stratus]

I see zero downsides to this business venture

[gloomy tartan]

This is real btw

[nocturne bloom]

ive cut both of my thumbs just to hear the m1 ping

[candid stratus]

Didnt you say its in florida? I'd be more worried about the monkeys

[gloomy tartan]

I still wonder how the boat tour buisness owner got a hold of several agressive monkeys from Eastern Asia

Oh no the monkeys have a stable population now

And all have herpes

And they are hyper agressive and love biting people

[candid stratus]

Ok but again didnt you say its in florida why does the herpes make it worse its not like the monkeys are going to infect anyone with anything

[gloomy tartan]

They will bite people

[candid stratus]

Bite back

[gloomy tartan]

The chance of getting herpes from a eastern Asian monkey in Florida is higher than 0

[candid stratus]

Floridian bites the herpes ridden monkey and the monkey would probably immediately start fent leaning and then just die

[gloomy tartan]

What about tourists

The two monkey species are the rhesus macaques and vervet monkeys

The rhesus population in Florida is known to carry herpes B

They been around since the 1930-40s

[green vector]

why the fuck do you know any of this

[lethal condor]

Im gonns hook yall up with a hidden gem of a game called warhammer darktide its a left 4 dead like online game and its peak

Wrong chat

[gloomy tartan]

It’s ecology

I know ecology

[south valve]

I find it cool how everyone here kinda has like an academic field they know a lot about

well, most

[cosmic lynx]

i specialize in cheeseburgers

[green vector]

i specialise in pugilism

idk anything else

[south valve]

Yeah, "everyone" was maybe amitious

[graceful hamlet]

Pugs do be cute dogs

[south valve]

You're a boxer?

[green vector]

former

[south valve]

Oh right

What made you stop?

[gloomy tartan]

Dad?

[graceful hamlet]

Probably got punched too hard

[green vector]

lost my love for it

still train just dont fight anymore

[south valve]

Fair enough

[green vector]

thats why im so rarted

[gloomy tartan]

Did you ever explode someone

With your fists

[green vector]

no because im not a space marine

[gloomy tartan]

Aw 🙁

[lethal condor]

If you wanns something crazy look up joe rogan kicks his kicks are a wepon of mass destruction

[gloomy tartan]

The punisher did it in punisher war zone

In one of the punisher movies he punches through a guys face out the back of his head

[lethal condor]

Punisher is my top favorite characters of all time

[gloomy tartan]

He’s a Coke head so I guess the cocaine made his nose weaker ?

[lethal condor]

Jon berthal is the best punisher

[whole glade]

tats me

[gloomy tartan]

The punisher got his skull logo from a Vietnamese sniper during the Vietnam war

[green vector]

i mean

[gloomy tartan]

Who in turn got it from a monkey skull that he wore as a necklace

[tawdry edge]

y u explod

[green vector]

its a movie so ill reserve my judgementr

[whole glade]

funny

[gloomy tartan]

This is the comics

Him getting it from a monkey skull

[green vector]

talking about putting a fist through someones face

[gloomy tartan]

They updated him tho so he served in the Iraq war now

[green vector]

unless youre captain america it aint happening

[gloomy tartan]

Spider-Man could do it

He could explode someone’s head

Spider-Man could rip someone’s limbs off like a ape

[green vector]

interesting

[gloomy tartan]

He allways holds back to make sure he doesn’t punch someone’s head off

Same thing with captain America

[grand mural]

the holding back thing is just as annoying as batmans prep time

[gloomy tartan]

I mean you don’t wanna explode everyone

Some people don’t deserve to explode

Would you punch the head off of a bike theif

[green vector]

ya

[gloomy tartan]

Then you wouldn’t be the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

You would be the head puncher

[green vector]

unless you stealing food because your starving you deserve getting your head exploded by spiderman

[gloomy tartan]

Can it be man spider

[grand mural]

yes.

[gloomy tartan]

Man spider is cooler

He’s just spider man who doesn’t hold back

I mean he’s also a resident evil monster…

[graceful hamlet]

Doc Ock finding that out the hard way when he possessed Spider Man

[cosmic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-food-stealing-eating-funny-take-it-all-gif-4817492

its got funny in the link. you know its good.

[gloomy tartan]

Man spider would of eaten doc ock

He almost ate the punisher

Had to get saved by morbius and blade

[grand mural]

punisher my beloved

[strange lichen]

Is anyone up to play Warhammer expeditions nz time zone or Australia time zone

[grand mural]

kiwi

[lethal condor]

Im changing my arbites name to Castle short for frank castle 🫡

💀

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a super weapon that made armies piss their pants

[whole glade]

making wire lightning is making me evil.

[green vector]

wh-

[gloomy tartan]

How could you stop that

[lethal condor]

I love this game i love the warhammer community

[green vector]

but frank castle opposes police idolization

[strange lichen]

Is anyone up to play Warhammer expeditions nz time zone or Australia time zone

[gloomy tartan]

He also hates people using his logo to do crimes

[whole glade]

people like my dad love the punisher logo, but never what it stands for.

[gloomy tartan]

If you use the punisher logo for evil the punisher kills you extra hard

[green vector]

netflix punisher is so fucking goated

[gloomy tartan]

There was a guy in the comics who wore a punisher mask and did crime and frank killed him extra hard

[whole glade]

franke literally killed cops before

[gloomy tartan]

He killed a criminal after she gave birth

Cuz she made a guy who dumped her daughter eat his own cawk after she cut it off

She shot her in the face after delivering her baby

She wanted to see her kid and he said she looks how all baby’s look

Innocent

HEADSHOT

[jaunty path]

I honestly rather be an experiment in outlast trials than play expeditions

[gloomy tartan]

wouldnt shooting a handgun next to a baby that was just born make them deaf?

[grand mural]

Its a comic

[gloomy tartan]

True

[grand mural]

doesnt really follow rules until they matter

[gloomy tartan]

I mean would you rather be deaf or killed by the punisher

[grand mural]

depends on the punisher

[hazy kestrel]

Expeditions aren’t that bad

[jaunty path]

Yes it is

[gloomy tartan]

The punisher in 2099 is a geisha who whips people to death

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue.

[jaunty path]

does nothing for 5 seconds
KILLMENOWKILLMENOWKILLMENOW

[lethal condor]

Yea he hates the ones who do the most

[gloomy tartan]

Future punisher puts you in a jail where you experience dying forever and time is stretched into infinity

[fair bridge]

help me lord

help me jesus

[grand mural]

[fair bridge]

the pot nods

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck is this from.

[gloomy tartan]

But they also put you in jails where you experience your death stretched over infinity

[hazy kestrel]

It hurts my soul

[fair bridge]

i think licht

[hazy kestrel]

With its smug gaze

[gloomy tartan]

Pot of greed looking ass

[fair bridge]

im so drunk

everyone has veen buting me birthday beer

[hazy kestrel]

@somber stream what the fuck is this from. Mallow keeps spamming it and causing me psychic damage.

[rugged vigil]

Hey does anyone using mods know if the Auto Mod Loader is needed or can one ignore it?

[lethal condor]

Jon bernthal is so good at punisher that it terrify me . He is to good

[gloomy tartan]

Ooo happy birthday

Get more drunk and throw thigns

[fair bridge]

ty BROTHER

[gloomy tartan]

🎉

[fair bridge]

YESSSSSS

[gloomy tartan]

Throw the smallest person at your b day party

[hazy kestrel]

Do not shake the cat. >:[

[gloomy tartan]

Grab them and throw them

[jaunty path]

should I chug my entire rum bottle in 5 minutes

[green vector]

not needed i dont think?

i order mine manually

[jaunty path]

note

this bottle

[gloomy tartan]

Sit in the bathtub first

[hazy kestrel]

What does rum taste like.

[jaunty path]

is 1 liter

[hazy kestrel]

Is it any good?

[gloomy tartan]

Sit in the bathtub first before you start

[jaunty path]

Im only gonna tell you dont fucking drink it straight

[gloomy tartan]

So you can wash yourself if you barf

[hazy kestrel]

But why

[nocturne bloom]

wimp

[gloomy tartan]

Spiced rum is good

[jaunty path]

Its like a punch in the stomach

[hazy kestrel]

But how

[jaunty path]

your eyes will tear up

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like a shot to the heart

and your too late

[nocturne bloom]

i think youre just weak

[gloomy tartan]

You give love a bad name

[lethal condor]

Jon berthal deserves a Oscar for his punisher performance

[hazy kestrel]

But why

[jaunty path]

40% alc

[gloomy tartan]

Rum makes you rub yourself in the bathtub

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

That’ll do it

Since when did you become a drinker Missus?

It’s not healthy.

[gloomy tartan]

Since the government took her baby

[hazy kestrel]

Read philosophy books instead.

[jaunty path]

a while now. I have a bottle, I just havent been drinking cuz I want to practice discipline

[hazy kestrel]

Expand your mind.

[gloomy tartan]

All the philosophers did drugs and drink a lot

[jaunty path]

^ true

[gloomy tartan]

People paid for their living expenses

[jaunty path]

edgar allen poe drank a lot

[hazy kestrel]

:[

[gloomy tartan]

He wasn’t popular when he was alive

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t crush my dream of being a boring person.

[gloomy tartan]

So he became poor and homeless

[jaunty path]

Raymond Chandler drank a lot

[hazy kestrel]

Who doesn’t drink

[gloomy tartan]

Jesus

[green vector]

i dont either chad

[jaunty path]

adolf hitler

[gloomy tartan]

Jesus doesn’t drink

[hazy kestrel]

He gave out free wine to people though.

Smh, the man was an enabler.

[gloomy tartan]

It was his blood

[hazy kestrel]

Turned water into wine, smh.

[gloomy tartan]

I mean think about it

If your poor

[hazy kestrel]

Why not turn the drunkards sober?

[gloomy tartan]

Do you want water or wine

[jaunty path]

so your saying a vampire can get a good sip from drinking jesus blood

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[sleek harness]

Missus how can I bring up the fact that he had one ball without being random

[hazy kestrel]

That’s a miracle right there

[gloomy tartan]

He wanted everyone to get some of the goods good drink

Let everyone taste some wine

[hazy kestrel]

You just did

[jaunty path]

I am not sure if thats true or not but yes I heard of that

[gloomy tartan]

Why should the rich only have wine

[sleek harness]

But how could I

[gloomy tartan]

Let the hobos have wine

Give the hobos wine

[sleek harness]

Probably isn't true

[hazy kestrel]

My stomach rumbles

[nocturne bloom]

i should join random vcs and do the garand ping

[hazy kestrel]

Time for sushi

[hazy kestrel]

YES

[gloomy tartan]

What

We talking uni balls?

[hazy kestrel]

Also, where DM of funny Garand noise? >:[

[gloomy tartan]

Cyclops testis

Mono balls

[hazy kestrel]

You promised, Lamia

[eager fossil]

coming back to danktide after a while what was the dodge binds again xD

[hazy kestrel]

I NEED TO HEAR THE FUNNY PING NOISE!

[nocturne bloom]

strike 2

[jaunty path]

You can make baileys with rum

oh to be specific

I have dark rum

but it tastes the same basically

[gloomy tartan]

Is it spiced ?

[jaunty path]

nope

[gloomy tartan]

Or just dark

[hazy kestrel]

But you said you’d dm it. :(

You make me sad.

[jaunty path]

spiced was nice

[gloomy tartan]

Dark is strong rum

[hazy kestrel]

Also, Missus beat you to it.

Smh

[nocturne bloom]

bro doesnt want it live

[hazy kestrel]

Okay fine

[gloomy tartan]

Give me your rum

Your not a pirate

[hazy kestrel]

Hold on please

[jaunty path]

no im p sure at least according to the internet it tastes the same

[gloomy tartan]

Pirates search the seven seas for booty

[jaunty path]

yr'oe* also no.

This is my rum

[gloomy tartan]

Idk taste I mean dark is usually stronger alc content

[jaunty path]

[hazy kestrel]

Glorious :)

[gloomy tartan]

You don’t hunt booty

[hazy kestrel]

Thank ye

[jaunty path]

I'll find out on the first or second of april

[gloomy tartan]

You need to go booty hunting

Go find treasure

[nocturne bloom]

worth every thousand

[jaunty path]

noh

[hazy kestrel]

I agree

[gloomy tartan]

I bet you can’t do a jack sparrow voice

[jaunty path]

4 or 5 more days of sobriety. yay.

[gloomy tartan]

Congrats

[jaunty path]

i wonder if people here can tell when im tipsy

[gloomy tartan]

You slur more

[jaunty path]

probably when im like

[hazy kestrel]

You sound the same tbh

Usual topics

[jaunty path]

talking a lot more and being more outlandish, idk

I feel less inhibition

[jaunty path]

k e k

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what alcohol does yes

[jaunty path]

person when you finally try rum, pls only put like, a drop amount

[hazy kestrel]

Well. I’m off to eat sushi, I bid you all adieu.

[jaunty path]

YAYAYAYAYAYA

SUSHIIII

I LOVE SUSHIIII

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, I’m not a drinker

[nocturne bloom]

im disappointed in you

[gloomy tartan]

No fish for you

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve only ever had a sip of wine or alcoholic stuff.

[jaunty path]

I LIKE MY THROAT NOT ON FUCKING FIRE!

[gloomy tartan]

Rum is gud

[gloomy tartan]

No drink malt liqr

Burn good

[nocturne bloom]

THEN WHY ARE YOU DRINKING ETHANOL

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t expect to drink tbh.

[jaunty path]

best not to tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Wine is for moms

[hazy kestrel]

I like my mental faculties to be at relatively 100%

[delicate cove]

Hello fellow ork enthusiasts

[jaunty path]

esp w neurodivergence

[shell creek]

Best blessings and perks for a force sword?

[gloomy tartan]

If you drink wine ur a mom

[lethal condor]

I was gonna ask if I get the warhammer tv subscription do I get all the shows

[jaunty path]

my dads wine is like

ass ngl

[hazy kestrel]

So all French people are moms?

[delicate cove]

How do I get convict role lol

[sleek harness]

By being a freak

[jaunty path]

yap a lot till ur red

dont^

Also

Kill Skaven

[delicate cove]

Got it

[jaunty path]

to make it go faster

chowder no 🥀

[delicate cove]

I like the emperors sons they look cool

[shell creek]

Catholics too apparently lol

[delicate cove]

https://tenor.com/view/chowder-shake-shake-chowder-gif-10393545994454312284

[jaunty path]

is that a shortening of emperors chidlren

[gloomy tartan]

All French people have kids

There’s a ruke in France against testing if a kid is yours genetically

[delicate cove]

Yeah the big purple freaks

[gloomy tartan]

Because it would destroy more relationships than it’s worth

The cheating is fundamental to their entire culture as a core level

[sleek harness]

Nah

Kill Missus

She's a Daemon

[gloomy tartan]

Just make Skaven and missus fight in a arena gladiatorial style

[delicate cove]

Nurgle is my favorite chaos god

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I guess I’m never dating a French person.

[gloomy tartan]

Cries in baguette

It’s more of a native France thing I think

Like in France

[hazy kestrel]

Damn Frenchies don’t know how to be faithful, smh.

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t think it’s like all French people everywhere

[hazy kestrel]

Cringe af

[sleek harness]

Yeah I will pull up with my warp flamethrower

As you said, gladiator style

[gloomy tartan]

More like generations of being unfaithful to the point where revealing it would destroy the entire empire

Everyones related to everyone

[gloomy tartan]

Wouldnt surprise me

[hazy kestrel]

That’s even worse, holy shit.

[gloomy tartan]

With all the cheating

Imagine it

Not knowing your cousins

Etc

[hazy kestrel]

No thank you please.

[gloomy tartan]

I hear that’s a issue on island too

[hazy kestrel]

Keep the Hapsburgs away from me.

[jaunty path]

that looks like the yellow motherfucker from arthur

[gloomy tartan]

Anywhere with a lot of cheating or small populations

[delicate cove]

I never been to France is it cool

[gloomy tartan]

It was ? I hear it’s got a lot of trash now

[tawdry edge]

who

[gloomy tartan]

A lot of places are like that now just super filthy

[hazy kestrel]

Can’t say for myself, but the Germans seemed to think so.

[dire kayak]

mrrrrp :3

[hazy kestrel]

Half the country went on vacation there in ‘45

[delicate cove]

What does the is mean

[delicate cove]

Ooooh like world war 2

[gloomy tartan]

Where was chowder during world war 2

[hazy kestrel]

Heh, my comedy is astounding.

[hazy kestrel]

CHOWDAH, PASS ME THE MG-42!

I remember that cursed meme

[gloomy tartan]

The minions were on germanys side

:l

[delicate cove]

Me and mung go way back

[delicate cove]

[gloomy tartan]

The minions lost half their population fighting for Germany in Stalingrad

[delicate cove]

[woven sigil]

Average Darktide discord moment

[delicate cove]

Taking notes

[hazy kestrel]

This sushi is pretty tasty

[gloomy tartan]

Tortas don’t exist in Warhammer

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

Take me out, Commissar

[delicate cove]

I’m quiting to is hobby then

What the fuck is the point

I thought that’s what this was all about

[gloomy tartan]

There’s still tall women

[delicate cove]

It’s not the same

Wait

Are their femboys

[gloomy tartan]

Do I have some news for you

[delicate cove]

[gloomy tartan]

There’s entire divisions of them in this discord alone

[delicate cove]

Never mind I’m back

[hazy kestrel]

So true

Send me to the Nordic lands

[gloomy tartan]

The tree are talking Nordic

[hazy kestrel]

I require a giantess to grant me the fabled “uppies”.

[gloomy tartan]

People might mock you

But when your kids are 9 feet tall

They will praise you

🧠

[hazy kestrel]

Take me to Valhalla, red-headed Valkyrie woman.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey real talk wtf did Chris redfields parents look like

Because he became a bio freak

Was his dad also a bio freak

[candid stratus]

im gonna fart

[gloomy tartan]

You know how like Batman’s dad was buff as fuck?

[candid stratus]

im farting

[nocturne bloom]

Im gonna ping...

[delicate cove]

Ok nurgle

[candid stratus]

ok i farted

[gloomy tartan]

Is red the rarest color hair

Are red heads the shiny Pokémon of humans

[hazy kestrel]

Therefore red-heads are the hottest.

[gloomy tartan]

I usually been with brunettes

[hazy kestrel]

But I wouldn’t say no to a brunette or a blondie.

[gloomy tartan]

Thoufh they have dyed their hair blonde and black

[candid stratus]

rarest natural haircolour is gradient rgb

[hazy kestrel]

Why dye your hair, it’s beautiful as it is, smh.

[gloomy tartan]

For fun

[hazy kestrel]

Let me see that natural hair color.

[delicate cove]

Would we crack magnus the red

[gloomy tartan]

My hairs dark as fuck

[hazy kestrel]

Same, king.

[gloomy tartan]

I have to bleach it a lot to get it blonde

[hazy kestrel]

Black with very hard to notice slivers of brown.

[candid stratus]

Natural hair is alright but I like body modification and self expression

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid

[gloomy tartan]

My brown hair shows when the light hit its directly

Otherwise it’s black

[candid stratus]

If you wanna express being onatural though I fully intend to fux wit dat

[gloomy tartan]

So when I dye it unless I bleach it a lot first it just looks black and the color shows when light hits it

When I bleach it it turns orange first then blonde lol

[hazy kestrel]

I think I have a thing for women with either ponytails or long braided hair.

Did I mention tall?

[gloomy tartan]

Dude i met some tall women once

[hazy kestrel]

But fellow shortys are cool too.

[gloomy tartan]

I felt like a medieval man meeting Vikings

They were so tall they nearly touched the cieling

10 out of 10 hot

Blonde

Yet my age

[hazy kestrel]

Whenever I see a tall woman, I can’t help but think. “Goddamn, how’s the weather up there? Woah momma.”

[gloomy tartan]

I was 18 they liked like they were 21ish

They were like Norwegian or Swedish or something

It was so daunting lmao

[candid stratus]

yknow i genuinely think one of the biggest struggles humanity has ever faced is to stop giving a fuck about what someone else does with their own appearance

[hazy kestrel]

I, too, am intimidated by tall women.

[candid stratus]

everyone should have freedom of expression in all forms

[hazy kestrel]

They could crush me like an ant lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

They were like “ you’re 18? But we’re 18 and we’re so much taller than you.”

[hazy kestrel]

However, that is also what I love about tall women.

[gloomy tartan]

Like they met a strange foreign man from a short foreign land

Lmao

Like sorry Swedes welcom to California

[candid stratus]

(although I will have to ask the black templar players to please keep their swastika tattoos covered)

[gloomy tartan]

The beach doesn’t make us tall like you mountain women

We do get a nice tan tho

[candid stratus]

I dislike being a tall woman

[hazy kestrel]

But you can give us shortys “uppies”

It’s your duty

:)

[candid stratus]

I want to be small, tiny, and always accompanied by a little cardboard sign around my neck that says "fragile, handle with care"

[gloomy tartan]

You don’t wanna Cary your man on your back like yoda ?

While he trains you to be a Jedi?

[hazy kestrel]

But you have the privilege of prince carrying your short bf.

Relationship goals right there

[candid stratus]

The only reason I would be carrying a man over my shoulders is to throw him off a cliff, unless hes a femboy

[hazy kestrel]

Haha yes, rescue them from the frightening dragon, tall woman.

[hazy kestrel]

Oh.

Killing my vibe.

I was vibing. :(

[gloomy tartan]

I’d probably be interested in a woman who threw me

[hazy kestrel]

That’s also pretty hot, too.

[gloomy tartan]

My best friend tackled me early on in our friendship

[hazy kestrel]

Peak

[gloomy tartan]

It was a core memory

[candid stratus]

it was me all along VIBE KILLA the most nastiest, unvibiest villain from east coast to west

[gloomy tartan]

Getting football tackled by someone is memorable

[delicate cove]

What are we talking about

[gloomy tartan]

Especially if your not playing football

[hazy kestrel]

Alas, I’ll have to keep dreaming of being prince carried by a tall woman.

[hazy kestrel]

Tall women

At least, I am

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn wanting to be carried like puppies

[hazy kestrel]

[candid stratus]

You'll get there one day my lowercase king

In the meantime I can always throw you off a cliff if that helps

[delicate cove]

Would you date an ogryn

[hazy kestrel]

That would be astounding tbh.

[candid stratus]

trick question, i am the ogryn

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe punt me instead

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn probaly make the same sounds tortoises do when they bang

[delicate cove]

Oh okay slay

[gloomy tartan]

HAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

HaaaaAaaaaaaaa

[hazy kestrel]

Big Man must be protected at all costs.

[gloomy tartan]

Like a asthmatic dog

[delicate cove]

So do you guys actually play dark tide or just talk about tall women all day

[hazy kestrel]

On the day

[delicate cove]

Fair enough

[sleek harness]

We play one time per year

[hazy kestrel]

I mean, have you seen how tall some tall women are

Like goddamn.

[candid stratus]

do you think ogryns all just have like, monster chodes?

[delicate cove]

Idk probably

[sleek harness]

Have you seem how short some woman are

[candid stratus]

like obviously dwarves a humans by like 3 times, but its still wider than it is long yknow

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, but tall

[modest flume]

DO YO BEANS

[whole glade]

anybody else tear up when minecraft music plays?

[modest flume]

ON ROUTE 17

[delicate cove]

It’s gotta be in a lore book somewhere

[gloomy tartan]

I mean the shortest wokan I been with was like 5’6 or something I think idk

I’m like 5’9 5’8

[hazy kestrel]

You’re a giant

[gloomy tartan]

They allways been pretty close to my height

No I’m not

[hazy kestrel]

I’m only 5’4

[gloomy tartan]

I’m average

[hazy kestrel]

Short king.

[gloomy tartan]

Most guys are taller than me or shorter bro

[hazy kestrel]

[gloomy tartan]

Mostly taller or shorter

:l

[nocturne bloom]

shortest person i dated was 5 foot 1, tallest was 5 foot 10

[gloomy tartan]

People tell me I’m short lol

[twin flower]

short king

[gloomy tartan]

And I’m like just under 5’9

It’s bullshit

Fuck Cali lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Alas, I can never fulfill the relationship goal of princess carrying a woman. It’s so fucking over short-bros.

[candid stratus]

hey sorry can you speak up its a little hard to hear you from down there

[nocturne bloom]

im 5 foot 9 and love it

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll climb you like shadow of the colossus

[hazy kestrel]

I have to be the carried one. I have failed, Chivalriy-bros.

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve carried my friend when she was drunk and spit on me

[candid stratus]

chivalry isnt dead, the torch just got passed onto alt women