general-chat

[neon agate]

You aren't dumb lol

[fiery wave]

Heh. I go where it is most efficient from spawn door to sanct door/extraction.

[neon agate]

Also wait Goober

You met Trapper right?

[dire kayak]

i have

[neon agate]

Don't @ her because she is slepping

[neon agate]

Okay then

[modest flume]

Well time to wake her up

[dire kayak]

the temptation,,,,,,

[low rivet]

New patch, I am once again asking. Where scion torso cosmetic? 🦧

[dire kayak]

i second this

where are my beautiful scions

[low rivet]

It was leaked years ago that it's in the files

It's just never been finished

[green vector]

[neon agate]

No she is eepy girl

[mystic fossil]

fuck the scions give me lucifer blak drip

[neon agate]

Don't do it

[somber shoal]

I played Auric Expedition for 5 and a half hours today and only finished one mission. It was like my teams didn't even know what an FPS is. Am I just cursed? 😩

[mystic fossil]

are our rejects as strong as scions at this point?

[neon agate]

[mystic fossil]

bludstein.... yeah tour just cursed

not even 1 win per hour

brutal

[low rivet]

Given they can 1 v 4 a beast of nurgle, yes, they're likely stronger

[mystic fossil]

did commodore refresh?

[low rivet]

But it would fit with the whole inquisitorial stormtrooper drip from the old Scion artworks

[dire kayak]

i LOVE painting with fulgurite copper

my favourite paint by far

[fiery wave]

Probably stronger with how they can solo those monstrosities.

[green vector]

abyssinian cats are so fucking cute

[modest flume]

No, you

[mystic fossil]

are we as strong as the avg tau fire warrior?

[neon agate]

Depends? I think some are majoris enemies?

[mystic fossil]

mmm i see

[somber shoal]

I am a 30 HS with max stat Vrkas V and Taxe IV and my teammates just wouldn't stay together, cover objectives and not pick up dropped tech.

[mystic fossil]

thank you for taking all the bad teammates

but yeah thats just a team problem nothing you cna do

[somber shoal]

😭

[mystic fossil]

from my experience unless you have insane tanking ability or stealth like vet or zealot you cant solo most things

in expeditions

stealth builds are rlly good

scum has i think the best dps but doesnt have the utility to solo clear obj's

[somber shoal]

Yeah and none of them in 5 hours seemed to know that. I can clear hordes and take out 6 crushers max by myself but there all, "Nah the Klay head has got this, lets all just roleplay bully each other instead."

[mystic fossil]

yeah you need at least one competent teammate to clear or you can have subpar teammates with good coms

both work to win

[somber shoal]

There were just no Psykers or Zealots today.

I guess I need break and spend $30 on some of my gamer friends that know nothing about 40K or just break until there are new HS cosmetic rewards to motivate me again.

[mystic fossil]

psyker just aint it like yeah bubble is good but thats about it you can find the good aspects in other classes more

[latent karma]

i 100% agree the 2 hour game play updates are getting old and its showing

[green vector]

psyker is the best class in the game rn what are you smoking fat bugs bunny

[mystic fossil]

for expeditions??

[green vector]

idk

probably

[low blade]

Man I wanna play Darktide

[mystic fossil]

play it

[low blade]

I cannot. This patch makes me crash in the mourningstar

Great game

[empty needle]

I just did a game as arby with 2 psykers and a vet. I didn't struggle to stay alive, I struggled to get some kills before they burned from soulblaze. Is psyker that busted?

[green vector]

do you have mods loaded?

[low blade]

No mods loaded since the expeditions got added. Its just me being cucked for being an AMD user apparently

[green vector]

ooooooof

amd users always in shambles when it comes to darktide

[low blade]

#gameplay-help message Even the game is like "Fuck man I dunno"

[mystic fossil]

if they were both blzing? yeah but thats like the only meta weapon its others are all relatively balanced

[green vector]

yes psyker is busted

[empty needle]

At least one of them was

The other was spamming thingies

The uh

thingies

[green vector]

assail

[empty needle]

that fly

[empty needle]

Yeah that's it

[mystic fossil]

oh yeah your getting 0 kills bub

with a vet too?

[empty needle]

I removed scoreboard because it makes the game crash so I couldn't check but yeah

[junior crag]

turns out smiker makes "pack mastered" really easy

[mystic fossil]

really? ty for the tip

time to solo extract with infiltrate vet lol

[dire kayak]

:3

mrrrp?

[neon agate]

All animals are cute

Even the ugly ones

It's their world as well

[amber delta]

wow thanks that's so kind

[neon agate]

Brother I bet you aren't ugly lol

[astral basin]

Hmmmm

I cast

Fly face closeup

[tired sail]

AHHHHH

[fiery wave]

Just focus the dogs first. Got it by accident on the first spawn of him.

We panic killed the dogs (drilled into us trauma) so fast, he was like a joke.

[jaunty path]

Giant fucking spiders:

[neon agate]

I actually don't get scared of spiders any more.

[mystic fossil]

ive never fought a pack master to the death lol only time ive encountered it with a horde at sanc door so we just killed dogs and ran

[amber delta]

giants are not real and if they were they would not be fucking spiders

[neon agate]

Actually a new spider moves into my bathroom and I let them chill there

Kinda like i have a roommate

[fiery wave]

He is a literal free kill once you delete his dogs.

[neon agate]

Lmao Wario ware

[green vector]

might just be the huge map because all bosses on big maps are easy as fuck but he's easy as fuck

[fiery wave]

Even pitch dark airlock fight lul.

[green vector]

big boi needs some buffs

2 ez

[junior crag]

My entire team was focusing him and my smite was just chaining to the dogs on accident lol

[mystic fossil]

rip this means they buff him next update

[green vector]

[mystic fossil]

but we get admech so its fine ig

[green vector]

hopefully

[mystic fossil]

hopefully its squats

[green vector]

[mystic fossil]

WE love dwarfs

[green vector]

im uninstalling if its just another dwarf class and not admech

[mystic fossil]

nah we get a tau fire warrior

[green vector]

[mystic fossil]

that or an exodite

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: Of all the enemies, the only ones to "shower" is the Dreg rager. Meaning they just stand under running water when nothing is going on

[nocturne bloom]

Water boarding yourself isnt a shower

[green vector]

@brazen pelican i see u lurkin

playin?

[brazen pelican]

Don't be too vocal about using smite in here. People are gonna get angry.

[brazen pelican]

I might. :3

[pearl viper]

i got angry

could you both apologize

for making me angry

[brazen pelican]

No.

[green vector]

[nocturne bloom]

Ill take the smite user

[brazen pelican]

I like smite, it's funny.

[acoustic pebble]

Another fun fact: Bully Ogryns enjoy three things: Stomping, driving trains, and staring at walls.
(All in that order)

[astral basin]

Its called rinsing, its the best youll get w 5 minutes time

[brazen pelican]

Imagine forgetting rashuns. :<

[green vector]

sniveler stomping is bussin

[jaunty path]

Wait standing in the rain doesn't count?

[acoustic pebble]

That's mostly Brawler. Bully never complains about food

[brazen pelican]

But biomass is very important. :<

[hazy kestrel]

No, Quiet. Standing in the rain doesn’t count.

[brazen pelican]

Sitting down counts, though.

[green vector]

thamussy

[acoustic pebble]

He already da biggest, therefore he STAYS the biggest

[brazen pelican]

Biomass can make bigger. ..oOwOo..

[hazy kestrel]

I am feeling pretty great today

[acoustic pebble]

Imma get the hammer

[brazen pelican]

You see a nail or something?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes and it's pink.

[brazen pelican]

Oooh! Pretty!

[hazy kestrel]

I had an epiphany while reading my book and I think it exorcised my OCD out of me. It’s quiet in here for once. :)

[brazen pelican]

Sounds awesome.

[copper olive]

Are orks and Tyrannids fighting, good, or bad for everyone? Personally I feel like its bad

[modest flume]

"OCDs are fake" -King Solomon, maybe

[nocturne bloom]

Imagine not being able to speedrun a shower

Smh

Yall grew up wrong

[modest flume]

(fake as in the trigger that makes you worry about things is, not OCDs being fake themselves)

[brazen pelican]

"OCD is cringe."

• Marcus Aurelius.

[tired sail]

It's about enjoying it fr

[green vector]

marcus aurelius metioned

[delicate vapor]

vowww

alr coffee time

[modest flume]

"OCDs are bad, m'kay, so, don't have them, m'kay?" -Plato

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, my mind is free for once. Finally, PEACE (in my mind.) :)

[green vector]

cool now use that peace and come play darktide

[hazy kestrel]

Having chipotle to celebrate

[modest flume]

CRAZY IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA

[brazen pelican]

"Yes, OCD's are inhibiting you, now get the fuck out of the way of my sun."

• Diogenes, probably.

[modest flume]

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GET DIPTHERIA

[tired sail]

Is bro a pysker?

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe

[tired sail]

Gulp

[hazy kestrel]

But without the funny powers

[modest flume]

With that being said, I'm happy for you

[tired sail]

Fair enuff

[hazy kestrel]

I think the book turned me into a Blank

[tired sail]

Oh dear

[brazen pelican]

You make that sound preferable, so I am happy for you.

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I meant in the “anti-psyker bs” way, but I forgot about the other effects of being a Blank for a minute lmao

[tired sail]

Uh oh

Some dark mechanicum lady just tried scamming me

[brazen pelican]

Either way, happy for you! ♥

[hazy kestrel]

Will hop on Darktide in a bit

[brazen pelican]

That's awful, now please follow me into this empty supply closet.

[fading otter]

👁️ Hannibal?

👁️

[hazy kestrel]

Once I finish my burrito bowl.

[green vector]

based

[modest flume]

MY MAN!

[tired sail]

[modest flume]

❤️

[green vector]

i shall play with chud randoms till you 2 are online

[sleek harness]

What I the hell I am playing

[green vector]

[sleek harness]

Easy Delivery Co.

[modest flume]

I just uploaded a fun clip from a few days ago, I can play with ya

[sleek harness]

What is this

[green vector]

speaking of which

the ogryn in my team is literally called fatchud

[brazen pelican]

I am evaluating how hard my sleeping pills are fucking me over before I decide on if I should play or not. :3

[tired sail]

The only real chuds i've met is whenever i've been trying to play havoc and them ignoring me because i'm a low level, like at least let me start somewhere man

[modest flume]

Fuck 'em over harder

Wait hold on

[tired sail]

Uh oh

[hazy kestrel]

Do not the sleeping pills

[tired sail]

Thats like giving a berzerker dual chainaxes and letting them free into a crowd of unarmed civillians

[modest flume]

I'll hold your hand through H40

[brazen pelican]

I guess if there is three of you I would feel bad leaving you at the mercy of a random.

[modest flume]

Don't lie

[south valve]

I guess you do sleep with the pills

[modest flume]

You know you wanna play

You love us

But we love you too

[south valve]

(If you take them)

[brazen pelican]

See my problem is that I don't always sleep, despite taking them. :<

[neon agate]

My ogryn is called "GregGorf"

[dire kayak]

i feel so smart rn

[tired sail]

HAH

[neon agate]

Good

[south valve]

Are they like melatonin or something?

[brazen pelican]

I'm gonna rename my Ogryn to Twok.

[brazen pelican]

One of them is.

The other two are different.

[green vector]

why do ogryns call chaos spawn gribblers

[south valve]

Oh that’s strange

[green vector]

GRIBBLER

[hazy kestrel]

I call them calamari

[brazen pelican]

Most people I play with call them ballsacks.

[tired sail]

HAH

[woven sigil]

Rotters

[south valve]

What happened to plogryn

[modest flume]

I just call them fleshbags

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamnit you made me spit food all over my phone

[south valve]

Oh spawn

[modest flume]

They say that if you say Chaos Spawn you'll- NO NO WAIT DUJGASFDJKG

[brazen pelican]

I spawn chaos wherever I go.

[woven sigil]

Saucy

[hazy kestrel]

Ayo?

[tired sail]

Chaos spawn are annoying in most 40k games i've played against/with them in lmao

[brazen pelican]

Think the Space Marine 2 ones are the fucking worst.

[tired sail]

DEF

[south valve]

In vermintide they were… tolerable

[tired sail]

Juggling fucking meatballs

[modest flume]

They didn't go flying like they do in Darktide

[ripe tangle]

@brazen pelican hi!

[brazen pelican]

They are fine if there's a few, but then the game goes "LOL TAKE 12 ALL FOCUSING YOU!".

[tired sail]

Very true

[brazen pelican]

SISTER! Violent hugs.

I've missed you!

[modest flume]

wowowowow ok I see how it is, ignore everything and everyone and go for the Chaos-aligned monstrosity (affectionate)

[tired sail]

Thank god for my heavy melta build

[astral basin]

Your return to the Mourningstar is most welcome, Sister

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

no....

[ripe tangle]

same

[whole glade]

i now have 3 5 man squads of Night Lords

[brazen pelican]

I'm in a fucking great mood. :3

[hazy kestrel]

“Thou art an abomination, but though art my abomination, t’is different!” - Sister Lucia, probably.

[tired sail]

I've painted like 2 of my army of like 15 lmao

[stuck crescent]

I'm in a great mood too

[brazen pelican]

Oh, right. Adjusts fake moustache.

[tired sail]

Deathguard and Night lords against my dad's ravenguard (I've got way more units than him)

[whole glade]

its not about the ending. its about the journey and the skills you build along the way.

[south valve]

That can be changed

[modest flume]

Sounds like a mood to play Darktide

[tired sail]

Very true

[south valve]

It can be made even better

[hazy kestrel]

I am done with my burrito bowl

[stuck crescent]

Nope, steel legion back

[south valve]

Oh right

[modest flume]

Loading in rn

[stuck crescent]

No ruining good mood

[whole glade]

truth nuke if you will

[brazen pelican]

True, boyfriend surprise kidnapped me and wouldn't say where we were going. He took me to see my favorite Swedish stand-up comedian.

[ripe tangle]

Swedes have Comedy?

[modest flume]

Nice! I'm genuinely happy for you

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the Hades and Persephone tactic.

[ripe tangle]

no wait, I'm thinking of the Germans who are humorless

[south valve]

Had me in the first half 😭

[stuck crescent]

They aren't finns

[ripe tangle]

true

[tired sail]

I'm down for any mode/diff if anyone else is fr

[modest flume]

Spending time with your loved one(s), doing something you love, genuine high from that stuff

[brazen pelican]

I mean I was a little bit worried we were gonna find out which one of us is the serial killer.

[south valve]

What is it with you lot and Finns?

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[hazy kestrel]

They’re tall, probably.

[brazen pelican]

We're not Germans.

[hazy kestrel]

Next question.

[south valve]

You make it sound like it might be you

[modest flume]

I like your funny words, magic man

[south valve]

I mean…

Sounds good to me

[ripe tangle]

are Swedes tall?

I reckon they are

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[ripe tangle]

me and my 160cm ass

[brazen pelican]

Not as tall as the Dutch, still tall.

[tired sail]

6 ft ppl and under rise up

[brazen pelican]

I'm 185 and I regularly see taller people.

[whole glade]

one day. i will imbody AM.

[hazy kestrel]

Convert this into freedom units please.

[south valve]

Are they overweight, carnivorous and aquatic?

[ripe tangle]

like 5'3

[green vector]

185 wtf

[tired sail]

HAH

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[mystic fossil]

your ass is 160 cm??

[whole glade]

everyday humanity inches closer to my hatered.

[hazy kestrel]

Fellow short person

[modest flume]

She a munchkin

[green vector]

182 gang

[dire kayak]

i managed to double my reinforced iron plate output without using any extra miners, power shards or somersloops

[brazen pelican]

I hate it, though. I want to be short, so bad. :<

[modest flume]

I'm.. 197 iirc

[hazy kestrel]

Smh, you can give people uppies!

This is your duty

[brazen pelican]

I'm gonna go for a smoke, who's inviting? @green vector @modest flume @hazy kestrel

[hazy kestrel]

As a tall woman

[stuck crescent]

....

[neon agate]

Oh let's foooking go!

[hazy kestrel]

I mean, uh.

[brazen pelican]

I want the uppies. Is mine. Not sharing. :<

[modest flume]

already in-game

getcho ass in heah

[stuck crescent]

Am I the shortest one here?

[south valve]

Pocket Welshie

[modest flume]

Your stature may be small, but your soul is large and beautiful

[south valve]

I haven’t measured myself ever, but I’m like below average

That sounds really bad out of context

[stuck crescent]

That's just what my ex said

[green vector]

how tall are you?>

[south valve]

(Height)

[woven sigil]

I'm surrounded by manlets

[stuck crescent]

.......165

[modest flume]

Me, every day I go outside

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe I should move to one of the Nordic countries…

[south valve]

Okay Slender Man, I’ll collect your 8 pages

[hazy kestrel]

They’re hogging all the giantesses, smh.

[stuck crescent]

How old are you?

And that's me saying that

[modest flume]

social menu is bugged out again, outfuckingstanding

[hazy kestrel]

Like woah momma, how’s the weather up there eh?

I mean, uh.

[tired sail]

Ay i'm not even that old and I Remember the slenderman game

[south valve]

As in

That makes me young or old?

[green vector]

@brazen pelican finishing my mission real quick i cannot abandon my team

[hazy kestrel]

Going online now

[stuck crescent]

Old, you are ooolllldd

[brazen pelican]

Only cowards abandon their team.

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck, I have the update

:[

[south valve]

Right

[hazy kestrel]

Nvm it’s a fast one

[ripe tangle]

anyone else get annoyed with AI writing tips/tools?

I try to write about Dostoyevsky and his books often involve murder/violence/suicide/abuse and if you mention any of those things even in passing the AI will stop helping you and try to give you the Hotline or Emergency Services and it's like fuck you just help me with this writing project AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[south valve]

I’m 18, second year of college

[woven sigil]

Kill them all with barrels, that way you don't have to feel bad about abandoning them

[south valve]

Probably younger than people expected

But it’s out there now

[modest flume]

Tell it to stop thinking and give you what you want

[tired sail]

Im younger if it makes you feel better lmfao

[brazen pelican]

4344157036

[hazy kestrel]

Focus on your studies pal.

[south valve]

I have exams in like 2 months

[tired steeple]

ask someone for help

[modest flume]

restarting, I will invite you momentarily

[ripe tangle]

I do that and it forgets the topic it's supposed to help me with because it was too busy trying to save me

[hazy kestrel]

Never too early to start studying

[tired steeple]

your AI's gonna start giving you the wrong info

[south valve]

I am, dw

[stuck crescent]

I wish I finished uni

[south valve]

What did you do?

In uni

[stuck crescent]

Video and media production

[hazy kestrel]

@modest flume, the update will be done in 12 minutes. :(

[south valve]

Like the course

[woven sigil]

Fuck I feel old

[hazy kestrel]

Carry on without me

[south valve]

Unc

[hazy kestrel]

For at least a short while lol

[green vector]

how old are you?

[woven sigil]

Absolutely.

[woven sigil]

Early 30's

[green vector]

alright my mission is done now

[south valve]

How come you dropped it?

[green vector]

im 30

[south valve]

Sounds worthwhile ig

[stuck crescent]

Family things

[ripe tangle]

same and I'm about to be 31....

[south valve]

Oh 😔

Sorry to hear that

[green vector]

i dropped out cause i was too fucking dumb to finish

[hazy kestrel]

Never too late to go back pal.

[ripe tangle]

I turn 31 at the beginning of April because I'm a fool!

[woven sigil]

Better than me, I was more concerned with chasing ass and being wasted

[ripe tangle]

and I'm a joke hehehe

[green vector]

me too

[green vector]

maybe one day

[south valve]

There’s probably people here old enough to be my dad, which is a bit weird to think about

[ripe tangle]

[ripe tangle]

how old are you?

[stuck crescent]

Funny thing, mate I was working with ended up making a company to rent out video editors for influencers and other social media people

[south valve]

18

[tawdry edge]

ur literally youngest person ever

[woven sigil]

Put the brakes on, I don't know what your mother is like yet

[south valve]

Kneel before me, uncs

[woven sigil]

[green vector]

[modest flume]

Not to me

[south valve]

Oh that’s pretty cool

[modest flume]

Happy early birthday

[brazen pelican]

No, you are one of my favorites. :3

[dire kayak]

if youre a joke then im a comedy

[brazen pelican]

No! Request denied.

[modest flume]

tbh I think of that video I sent you

[hazy kestrel]

MANDATED EDICT: LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF.

[modest flume]

The one with the guy exploding on his step son and ranting about everything

"I'm a joke!"

[green vector]

exploding on his stepson huh

[modest flume]

YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?

[ripe tangle]

I need to do my laundry...

but I'm lazy

[modest flume]

YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY SEGA GENESIS ANY TIME YOU WANT?

YO WRONG

THIS KEYBOARD IS OUTDATED

THIS WHOLE DAMN HOUSE IS OUTDATED

[south valve]

You should do it so you can feel proud of yourself

[tired sail]

Uh oh

[south valve]

Ez w

[woven sigil]

If only life was that simple huh?

[ripe tangle]

but I'm already #1

[modest flume]

"I'm number one. I'll always be number one. You'll always be.... number two."

[south valve]

Oh okay

[stuck crescent]

Don't be a krieg, get clean

[ripe tangle]

fine

[timber elk]

IM TRYING TO FIND THE ONE PIECE BRO🗣️❗️❗️❗️🔥 is on a small boat in a jacuzzi

[south valve]

We are number one, hey!

[hazy kestrel]

Peak reference.

[brazen pelican]

Starts the jets.

[timber elk]

(You me propeller? )

[tired sail]

So anyone else down to play who isnt already going to be joining a game? (Not trying to steer the subject here sorry lmao)

[stuck crescent]

Making food

[tired steeple]

I fear aging

[mystic fossil]

same

[sleek harness]

You are aging as we speak

[brazen pelican]

No, the jacuzzi water jets. Conjuring up a storm.

[south valve]

Don’t worry about that, we change topics at lightning speed usually

[tired steeple]

I am

and I hate it

[tired sail]

Thank the emperor

[sleek harness]

Don't worry, aging isn't bad

[woven sigil]

It can always get worse

[south valve]

You get to become old and wise

[tired sail]

To quote my friend "More life!"

[tired steeple]

in around

7 years

I'll be 30

[sleek harness]

That's young

[fading otter]

What if I’m dry aging, like beef

[green vector]

i like watching people on discord argue, makes my life seem so much better

[hazy kestrel]

Have you had your quarter life crisis yet?

[green vector]

[woven sigil]

You do? When was that memo sent?

[hazy kestrel]

I had mine a few months ago

[sleek harness]

You become a wrinkly grandpa

[tired steeple]

not sure

what would that be

[brazen pelican]

Rat.

[south valve]

Right now, I’m telling you

[woven sigil]

It's the little things in life aint it

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

[sleek harness]

What

[tired steeple]

also isn't quarter life 25

[brazen pelican]

Hello!

[sleek harness]

Yes hello

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, but mine arrived early I guess lol

[woven sigil]

If you're lucky, sure

[sleek harness]

Old

[hazy kestrel]

24

[tired steeple]

I've also like, never had a job. Which I feel a little bit lazy about

[stuck crescent]

or just senile

[green vector]

go get one then

[sleek harness]

Holy shit you are old

[hazy kestrel]

It’s what it is. The job market sucks rn

[tired steeple]

I haven't moved out but that's not something I'm upset about

[tired steeple]

I mean

you seen the economy?

[astral basin]

Folding clothes w people still in them

[green vector]

what country u in?

[tired steeple]

if it was 2006 or something I'd feel bad about not having moved out yet

scotland

[hazy kestrel]

Not even. (I say, as my back pain starts to flare up again.)

[green vector]

nah you good

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[south valve]

I always thought you were like 70. Are you actually 60?

[tired steeple]

but yeah no moving out's gonna take a while

[modest flume]

@brazen pelican I said..

Another day...

Another dollar.

[astral basin]

SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAND

[tired steeple]

yeah I don't really like it here

[green vector]

better than being in england

[tired steeple]

sad and grey all the time

[green vector]

im 30 and im still at home

[sleek harness]

No

[jaunty path]

Into the dreadnought tomb buddy.

[brazen pelican]

You're my favorite rat. :3

[woven sigil]

Shut up, no it isnt

[stuck crescent]

Not even rome wanted scotland

[mystic fossil]

live in canada but saw a cleaning job that offers 29 an hour so just get lucky in this economy

[green vector]

impossible to move out if you dont have a rich family or you move in with a partner

[astral basin]

Not two dimes to rub together

[modest flume]

@hazy kestrel What's your ETA?

[green vector]

idc what anyone says

not possible

[stuck crescent]

/j

[tired steeple]

I'll keep searching. Or I'll try something online, see if I can be an animator or artist

[mystic fossil]

or living on gov benefits

[tired steeple]

we'll see

[green vector]

big true

[woven sigil]

Uhh... It is, I just bought a trailer

Its fuckin cheap too

[hazy kestrel]

Uh, a while. It increased to 20 minutes.

[modest flume]

If you're in no rush to move out, then don't

[sleek harness]

I am (undocumented age for personal protection reasons)

[hazy kestrel]

Carry on without me

[modest flume]

o shit

[jaunty path]

I mean into an apartment sure?

[sleek harness]

But my skaven is 1 years old

[jaunty path]

Into a house? not happening

[tired steeple]

still I do wanna try and make money

[sleek harness]

Very old

[tired steeple]

I'll see what's going on

[south valve]

I’ll assume 50

[hazy kestrel]

Might be the storm around here

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Messing with things

[green vector]

yeah if you want to spend literally all your money on rent and bills

[astral basin]

The hills were always alive with the sounds of ”PISS OFF”

[brazen pelican]

"We come here to mourn @hazy kestrel. Taken from us too soon when he decided to stand up too quickly."

[south valve]

Yes

[modest flume]

Ah you too? Good luck buddy

[green vector]

so unless you have to its pointless

[modest flume]

Be safe

[astral basin]

Wait. Piss off is British

[modest flume]

Me with sciatica and having to stand for 11 hours a day

[woven sigil]

It is, yes

[hazy kestrel]

Bro this update timer needs to pick a lane.

20 minutes, 1 day, 4 hours. PICK ONE!

[vapid matrix]

I think zealot mains love hive scum

[jaunty path]

I should exit this conversation before my head explodes thinking about this. I've done the math, too many times now.

If you're moving out, get a roommate. Even if you can handle living alone. The rent is too much

Kill everyone.

[green vector]

i know

[jaunty path]

Anyway

[green vector]

its fucking dogshit

[mystic fossil]

1 day+ 4 hrs+ 20 mins

[woven sigil]

Get a static. (if you can find the land to put one on)

Like seriously, its a good life

And its cheap

[green vector]

bro i wanna live in a house

im not a fuckin gypsy

[jaunty path]

I just rewatched The Amazing digital Circus. Except for the new episode. It's a very nice show.

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve heard tiny houses are all the rage these days

[woven sigil]

Dya want te buy a dag?

Also, rude.

[green vector]

im gonna live in a container behind tesco

[mystic fossil]

WAITTTT squater rights guysssss this the strat fr fr

[green vector]

dont start this shit again

[sleek harness]

I love Jax

[stuck crescent]

We should start an anarcho-syndicalist commune

[tired steeple]

when are we doing gay space communism

[woven sigil]

Only works for industrial buildings nowdays, so your QoL is gonna go down if you opt for that (at least int UK)

[south valve]

Strange women in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

[stuck crescent]

King of the who?

[woven sigil]

They murdered the old section 6 dead (I know because I used to squat)

[south valve]

How does this differs from straight space communism?

[sleek harness]

I wonder how many times a communist country will exist in the future

[south valve]

Britons

[sleek harness]

Because gay

Duh

[jaunty path]

Do you want to get kidnapped by plant aliens

cuz I sure do

[tired steeple]

we only have like 2 rn

so I guess we'll see

[mystic fossil]

folkkkkkk hows the uk policy on submitting your id to do anything online

[woven sigil]

It's not too different, you've just gotta knob ass instead

[stuck crescent]

Who are the britions?

[tired steeple]

no I'd just kill myself if the plants were trying to kidnap me

[woven sigil]

Shit. Thats what it is.

[stuck crescent]

I have watched that movie far too many times

[south valve]

This is the extent of my knowledge of quotes 😔

[sleek harness]

Johnny Silverhand was right

[woven sigil]

But hey, VPNs and the Tor network are things so thats nice

[jaunty path]

Okay but you get free drugs

[sleek harness]

The government is trying to control us

[south valve]

I have too, but I’ve forgotten bits

[tired steeple]

I'd rather be one of those mech pilots

[jaunty path]

keyword

[sleek harness]

It's so

[jaunty path]

FREE

drugs.

[sleek harness]

What's the word

Uhhh

Visible

[stuck crescent]

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

[tired steeple]

whether I win or lose, I'll have fun

the affini are cheating bastards

[jaunty path]

what mech pilots

do you mean dreadnoughts

[sleek harness]

You would have more fun winning

[oak nexus]

what kind of mechs do you like

[sleek harness]

That's a fact

[jaunty path]

ok but you get to be owned

[tired steeple]

another setting

[jaunty path]

and

[jaunty path]

you get free drugs

[sleek harness]

Abominatron

[woven sigil]

Fuckit, sign me up

[tired steeple]

imperial titans

[south valve]

There are some who call me… Tim

[tired steeple]

it's why I went with magos autokratoris

they work on the titans

[stuck crescent]

I eat now

[tired steeple]

so it's like two of my favourite parts of the imperium

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna get more tea

[sleek harness]

Tin Paint Can?

[stuck crescent]

Hwyl

[south valve]

Fires rocket a mountain

[oak nexus]

nuke the moon

[south valve]

Goodbye Welshie

[stuck crescent]

I live in flint

you fool

[south valve]

Oh

Goodbye Welsh Flintie

[oak nexus]

sorry for your loss

[stuck crescent]

Flint is ok

we have a castle

[south valve]

Why are so many people here British?

[stuck crescent]

and a sculpture of a foot

[jaunty path]

Oh so you LIKE the Imperium huh? Fascist dictator loving chudmaxxing racist bigoted anti woke incel truecel white blood cell shigma cale alpha beta...

[tired steeple]

GW mostly

[jaunty path]

tea time

[south valve]

Not complaining, just curious

[south valve]

I guess

[tired steeple]

they're based in England

[hazy kestrel]

What kind of tea

[stuck crescent]

British IP

[tired steeple]

so it spreads around here pretty easily

[south valve]

But I don’t really care about 40k

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[south valve]

I just like the game

[stuck crescent]

fair

[tired steeple]

I don't like the lore of AOS

think it's shit

but I like the game

quite a lot

love the models

[oak nexus]

sigma

sigma warhammer

[hazy kestrel]

SIGMAR

[tired steeple]

I think hedonites of slaanesh is my favourite army rn

[south valve]

It feels like an amalgamation of the worst parts of fantasy and 40k

[stuck crescent]

I am very bitter about AOS

[green vector]

i hate aos

WANK

[full tapir]

anyone free to help me with the twins on hard?

[woven sigil]

Everyone loves hedonists

[stuck crescent]

Never forgave GW for the end times

LUTHOR HARKON WAS MY BOY

[green vector]

same

[hazy kestrel]

Bretonnia lives on in my heart.

[tired steeple]

I gotta make a tzeentch army

[oak nexus]

dead lole

[jaunty path]

vanilla chai

[dire kayak]

i like one of the new miniatures in aos

[green vector]

end times was the biggest load of shit ever

[tired steeple]

he got new rules a few weeks ago

with fate points

[dire kayak]

i might get it

[tired steeple]

you can do some weird shit

[jaunty path]

#FUCKSTEELLEGION
#SHOVELSFOREVER

[green vector]

WHERE ALL THIS MONEY COMING FROM

[stuck crescent]

no

[green vector]

YOU BUY MINIS EVERY DAY

[dire kayak]

wouldnt you like to know

[woven sigil]

Should really go do that.. get off discord for a bit

[whole glade]

since im makin lore for my bat bois, they are currently fighting a world eaters warband, wha loyalists should they also fight?

[stuck crescent]

Telling you. TORY

[tired steeple]

I don't buy minis

I play on TTS

so

[woven sigil]

Thats about as close to an offensive slur as you can throw at a Brit' tbh

Bannable offence

[stuck crescent]

Probably has their home address in monaco

vacations in dubai

[south valve]

St**mer

[woven sigil]

He's a wanker an all

Fuckin Blairite

[south valve]

Sorry, that like actual politics

[oak nexus]

streamer

[south valve]

I probably shouldn’t say that

[stuck crescent]

The benidorm for rich people

[dire kayak]

i jut buy ones that look cool

[hazy kestrel]

@modest flume I am now online

Finally

[dire kayak]

i dont plan to play tabletop until i can find a friend who does

[tired steeple]

what army would you play

[stuck crescent]

This is why I voted plaid cymru

(seriously)

[dire kayak]

either thousand sons, tyranids or t'au

[astral basin]

Bat bois skirmishing w world eaters?
Hm…
Either militarum, blueberry, space wolves, maybe even sallies

[south valve]

All the Ts

[stuck crescent]

TTT

remember that game

[jaunty path]

I rlly should play tts ngl

[stuck crescent]

YOU DO @south valve

OLD MAN

[south valve]

Uhhh

Yeah…

[tired steeple]

good choices

[south valve]

Totally.. :)

[tired steeple]

I think tau are my fourth option whenever I get to 40k

I wanna play blood angels for practice and to learn the game since space marines seem an easy start then I wanna do ad mech

and try and main them

[stuck crescent]

Tau kind of suck to play against

but I do play guardsmen

Soo, doing myself no favours

[tired sail]

As long as the tau player isnt hella passive aggressive I'd probably be cool about losing to them

[tired steeple]

my top 3 favourites is admech, guard, blood angels
then 4th is tau

[whole glade]

my guys take guards to fight for em :3c

[tired steeple]

I like gun armies. A lot.

and tau are good at guns

[oak nexus]

admech

[stuck crescent]

They aren't krieg players or worse......black templars

Never met a BAD tau player

[dire kayak]

oh yeah id probably play admech if i played tabletop

[formal mortar]

Only good ones are Orks

[dire kayak]

admech is really cool

[formal mortar]

[tired steeple]

my gf loves orks

and nurgle

she really likes nurgle

maggot kin on AOS

and death guard on 40k

[tawdry edge]

i think she likes green

[dire kayak]

the brain chip the mechanicus put in my head didnt activate yet my bad

[tired steeple]

she does

her little vtuber avatar is turqoise

[tawdry edge]

admech more like admid

[tired steeple]

she gets like 3 views a stream btw I'm not secretly dating someone huge

[stuck crescent]

sssssssuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee

[tawdry edge]

ahw

[tired steeple]

yeah you guys got me

my girlfriend is obama

[tawdry edge]

uhhhh my fellow vtubers

[stuck crescent]

Soo jealous

mine was just....uh

nevermind

[dire kayak]

meanie,,,,

[stuck crescent]

YEAH

we only bully the krieg around here

[ancient violet]

Smh time to bail

[dire kayak]

i will cry over this

[tawdry edge]

cry silly techboy fan

[woven sigil]

Don't know as much about that party as I probably should tbh

[whole glade]

im sad cuz hte techy bois has no skin :[

[astral basin]

“Welp. The fightings almost over. Your commanders are dead, no reinforcements coming anytime soon. We were gonna have fun with you but now ig youre part of the supply salvage.”

[green vector]

they paint roundabouts i reckon

[whole glade]

also i will say, the new 11th Ed box being gereric enough to paint them as other chaps is goog :]

[dire kayak]

i will!!!! :((((

[tawdry edge]

CRYYY!!!!

[whole glade]

they hunt the fuck outta captains and commisars to either terrify the troops or ask them to join their followers

i dont have a name for my warband yet

but ye

[modest flume]

finished

[brazen pelican]

Gonna restart my game real quick.

[astral basin]

Hmmmm

[whole glade]

wha

[astral basin]

Idk

Thinking

Actually

The new box is sisters vs black legion nightlords using jump packs

But theyre chaos aligned

[south valve]

I feel a strange kinship with these plushies

[dire kayak]

sob

[untold kraken]

find a fix

[tired steeple]

Seeeeex seven

Sex seven

[dire kayak]

first you six

then you seven

[languid hazel]

The worst part of that “meme” is that I am literally 6’7”. I have to lie about my height now

[green vector]

cap

[languid hazel]

No it’s the true officer

I had a ridiculous growth spurt in school

[mystic fossil]

" i also fight to end all periods"

[dire kayak]

literally would look up at you like

[languid hazel]

I’d give you uppies :3

[dire kayak]

YAAAYYYY

[languid hazel]

-# ||For the legal record I’m actually right around 6’ but somehow Hazy became convinced that I am 6’7” and I do not know why||

:3

[south valve]

I’d like to believe you’re 6’9”

[dire kayak]

thats still a full foot taller than me

[languid hazel]

I can be for the right price ;3

[south valve]

👀

[languid hazel]

Oh wait

I just remembered why Hazy thinks I’m 6’7”

[oak nexus]

🫲 🫱

[languid hazel]

i off-handedly mentioned to him that my FF character is nearly that height and somehow he misheard

[green vector]

my ff14 main was a tall rogadyn dommy mommy

[woven sigil]

I see we've reached the "simping for the giantess" portion of the evening

Where do I buy a ticket?

[tired sail]

What the hell did I come back to

[green vector]

i fuckin love tall women

[tired sail]

[woven sigil]

We all do pal, and short women

[jaunty path]

merry christmas everyone

[languid hazel]

Happy hannukah

[woven sigil]

Happy.. Birthday?

[languid hazel]

A rate breed

[delicate vapor]

Grocery shopping with mom finally

I can get my ingredients….

[dire kayak]

im setting up coal power in satisfactory rn

[delicate vapor]

And chocolate

[dire kayak]

1200mw being produced currently

from 16 coal generators

[oak nexus]

downloading and uninstalling a gazillian games cause can't decide what to play

[delicate vapor]

Hmm

Shall get chocolate milk and chocolate ice cream

[visual vortex]

Ew

Chocolate milk

[delicate vapor]

Vhat

[astral basin]

Brown cow juice

[visual vortex]

That shit nasty

[delicate vapor]

Comes from chocolate cows duh

[neon agate]

Set up a blahaj machine

[visual vortex]

No

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

It has chocolate put in it

Brown cow give white milk

White cow give white milk

This is true equality

[marsh iris]

🤯

[visual vortex]

We need to be more like cows

[languid hazel]

Nyo!

Be more like ouppy :3

[oak nexus]

we moo maxin?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[oak nexus]

[visual vortex]

Cows can prove that regardless of color we can all produce milk

[woven sigil]

I already fart all the time and consume ungodly amounts of grass, how much closer can I get

[visual vortex]

Actually that sounds weird

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

I think ollph is milking the wrong cow if he gettin white milk from a brown cow

[visual vortex]

Graft cow utters onto your belly

[woven sigil]

That seems quite extreme

[dire kayak]

there is fabric but no cotton so i cant

[astral basin]

Humans already have udders wym

[visual vortex]

Not 4

Or 8

[visual vortex]

How many utters do cows have

[neon agate]

I'm disappointed

[astral basin]

1

[woven sigil]

This chat is always like fucking whiplash

[marsh iris]

titalating suggestion

[astral basin]

1 cow udder usually has 4 nipples

[green vector]

based chat

[visual vortex]

Okay

[delicate vapor]

[woven sigil]

4 in 1 is a pretty solid ratio to be fair

[visual vortex]

Sectioned into four quadrants

Graft a cow utter onto your chest or belly

[marsh iris]

lets graft and have a milk off

[woven sigil]

It's like a constantly evolving Dali painting

[mystic fossil]

who we milking

[visual vortex]

You're on discord

[woven sigil]

How terribly observant of you 😄

[visual vortex]

Im a very gifted man

In several ways

[marsh iris]

you are setting yourself up with that name

[astral basin]

F none of the Australians are in gen chat rn

[woven sigil]

Understanding of metaphors not included huh?

[visual vortex]

No

[green vector]

@modest flume @brazen pelican @hazy kestrel ty for carry

[neon agate]

We are part of the warhammer community what do you expect

[clever horizon]

sister of battle when

[neon agate]

||I one time had to listen what someone would do for "Tyranussy"||

[woven sigil]

It'd be an interesting experience I'm sure 🤔

I'll try anything twice

[clever horizon]

what's weird about that

[woven sigil]

[neon agate]

I am not doing this again Grant

[green vector]

is that the british train guy

[hazy kestrel]

Hmm, I was gonna game some more, but I think I’ll sleep.

[neon agate]

It is verso yes

[neon agate]

[clever horizon]

what do you mean

[neon agate]

I am not discussing this again with someone

[hazy kestrel]

Goodnight

[woven sigil]

Oh please do, it sounds like fun

[green vector]

gn chad

[neon agate]

I don't want to talk about the Tyranussy

[neon agate]

Good night the one hammer main to exist

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right.

[clever horizon]

i bet if the hive minded wanted to it could make tyrannid baddies to collect genetic material

[neon agate]

...

I am not doing this again

[woven sigil]

It'd probably be super efficient too

[neon agate]

I don't even drink

So I can't even forget about this

[green vector]

tyranussy

[neon agate]

Bro not you too

[clever horizon]

throwing it back carnifex style

[green vector]

LOOL

[woven sigil]

You know them bugs be grippin'

[green vector]

LMAO

[dire kayak]

hazy can i show you exemplar shatterflare

[neon agate]

Another one was ||"Hazy I need to see if it tastes like pink bubble gum or blue raspberry" in reference to Tau||

[green vector]

goober do you think tyranids are grippy

[proud geode]

curious, does the "Just a flesh wound" penance count for the new game mode if you extract at the first area?

[neon agate]

Of fooking course

I love seeing stuff

[clever horizon]

you're an enabler

[green vector]

dunno but if u find out tell me cause i still need it

[proud geode]

the issue is you would have to take a LOT of damage right out of the gate.

[wary glen]

Hi

[green vector]

oh its 75% of the time init

probably wouldnt work then

[neon agate]

I am not...

[proud geode]

I mean it could if you were playing with a group that let you get mauled right away

[green vector]

true true

[green vector]

bro @modest flume went afk like 10 mins ago and im just like

[woven sigil]

Barrel him

[green vector]

he in the mourninstar

said he dunno if he playin more then he just left

[green vector]

[green vector]

he been eatin soup

mf

[delicate vapor]

Should I get

Honey butter chips

[astral basin]

Honey butter?

[marsh iris]

wasabe

[modest flume]

you're just jealous I'm not sharing

[delicate vapor]

Yea

Seem good

[astral basin]

Wait

Why

Wait

@nocturne bloom why are there two of you??

Is there a snake appreciation thing i missed?