general-chat

[woven sigil]

Yeah i can't comment on TF2 mods, my brother plays it, but I never picked it up

[green vector]

hub hotkeys best mod

never have to move

[woven sigil]

I think I'm under 10, but again, mostly QoL

[raven frost]

is anyone else new im looking for ppl to run missions with

[green vector]

i dont fuck with all that healthbar and moving hud bullshit

thats for betas

[feral vessel]

asshole.

[jaunty path]

I think I have over 20 mods in dt

[green vector]

imagine outing yourself as said beta

yikers

[nocturne bloom]

Vortex and its residual files:

[jaunty path]

ikr

[feral vessel]

Yeah, we all know you need to make everyone out to be worse to feel better about yourself.

We've all been there, petal.

Do you want to talk about it?

[jaunty path]

[green vector]

fuckin hell someones triggered

[woven sigil]

I don't mind HUD mods, but yeah, healthbars feels like cheating

[green vector]

you good?

[jaunty path]

stop calling people petal 😭

[feral vessel]

they don't know

if they know,

then that's their problem

[mystic fossil]

havoc

[feral vessel]

also that one slipped out on accident

You ain't gonna fucking regulate how I talk.

[woven sigil]

It does make you look like you're an 80 year old widow im not gunna lie lad

[green vector]

LMAOOOOOOO

bro woke up on the wrong side of the bed today

jesus

[feral vessel]

i actually, slept quite well

[nocturne bloom]

Yea I won't lie that sounds like something youd hear on a Facebook gardening group full of 40-60 year olds

[feral vessel]

yeah alright, live in blissful ignorance.

[raven frost]

whats that

[feral vessel]

missus knows.

[green vector]

bro what are you babbling about

[woven sigil]

The babble do be real today

[green vector]

tower of babble goddamn

[woven sigil]

Bordering on "Yap" even

[feral vessel]

im feeling like what wolfer must feel every other monday

[mystic fossil]

you got a lvl 30 char yet?

[woven sigil]

It's Thursday, dumbass

[green vector]

you playing stim?

slag

[mystic fossil]

new commodore?

[feral vessel]

heorthu and stim-shady in the circlejerk btw

[mystic fossil]

can someone check

[green vector]

👍

[woven sigil]

I'm not playing with a slag, no. Somewhat unfortunately

[feral vessel]

i'm not even mad i'm just tired that you two in particular have to be in DT chat at the same time as me

[green vector]

leave then

chud

[woven sigil]

We're just bantering man, don't be a bell-pipe

[green vector]

bellpipe

[feral vessel]

i would but like
universal pictures dropped a new trailer for a movie 'Forgotten Island'

IN THIS POLITICAL CLIMATE?

[feral vessel]

Oh, so I'm the bellpipe, not your shit-filled excuse for an oral cavity, you fucking snork?

[woven sigil]

Woah, all them keks melding together like I suddenly turned my head on a mushroom trip

[raven frost]

nah

[woven sigil]

🧂 Saallltttyyyy

[nocturne bloom]

Oral?

[feral vessel]

i can do better

i need to be slightly madder and i can write paragraphs of artistically charged insults

[feral vessel]

the fuck else do you want to call your mouth

ORAL.

YOU GET. ORAL.

[woven sigil]

So you're saying we should piss you off more?

[feral vessel]

DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

[feral vessel]

I mean, I'm not your dad or mom, so I can't really tell you what to do, right?

[nocturne bloom]

I dont want anything from you concerning the word oral sorry

[green vector]

im so sick of playing scum

[woven sigil]

They can't tell me what to do either, so yeah, fat chance you're gettin away with it

[feral vessel]

I'm not in the horny mood today.

[nocturne bloom]

You just said you get oral to me

Idk

[feral vessel]

I had to figure out a comparison that would make sense for the laity masses.

understand that i did nae to attempt to deface thee

[nocturne bloom]

Theres like a dozen different words for mouth

[feral vessel]

Oral cavity sounded the most fitting for the given sentence,

with 'shit-filled' being before,

meaning one could draw the logical conclusion that there was an attempt to compare their mouth to their asshole.

Does that make sense?

[nocturne bloom]

Why not use bucca which sounds like butt then

[feral vessel]

either one works?

[nocturne bloom]

Disappointing

[feral vessel]

I was also unaware of the word bucca

my knowledge of the english dictionary is unfortunately not boundless

on account that,

i am not a born brit,

or american

or any other country where english is the constitutionalized language

[lyric frigate]

oi

[woven sigil]

Be a lot cooler if you was

[lyric frigate]

what was the update today about

[nocturne bloom]

What did the notes say

[woven sigil]

Patch notes should be on steam

[feral vessel]

are you saying I'd be 'cooler' if I wasn't a slav

[woven sigil]

Yes.

[feral vessel]

post sponsored by big oil

is bibi also up funding you to act like this on the internet

[jaunty path]

Hey merp I know its hard having poland above your country but always know you couldve been born hungarian

[woven sigil]

If they was, I'd be a very wealthy man

[feral vessel]

truth

[nocturne bloom]

Id rather be Hungarian than from New York

[feral vessel]

also valid

but like. at the same time

hungary is the biggest shithole in central europe

maybe even in the entirety of europe

belorus compares quite well

[nocturne bloom]

Clearly you've never been to NY

[feral vessel]

i have personal beef with this country because i stayed like 7 hours in a traffic jam in budapest

[woven sigil]

It's not part of Europe, idiot American

[jaunty path]

best cuntry evar

[amber delta]

hungary is not even in the top 3 worst european countries

[green vector]

[nocturne bloom]

Might as well be

[feral vessel]

take your pick

[woven sigil]

If it was, it would have an actual history

[nocturne bloom]

Im not defending NY

Shit on it

Pls

[woven sigil]

[nocturne bloom]

Living next to NY and Canada is the worst thing ever

[woven sigil]

I would 100% rather live in Canada than NYC

[jaunty path]

Is it bad beause I'm closer to yu

lamia hates me..

[nocturne bloom]

Canada coughs nasty ass smoke into my state when they dont wanna do anything about fires and NY just drops people's intelligence by 50% that passes through it

[jovial mist]

Bro lives in a walkable city with actual metro and is complaining

He needs to be beaten with comically oversized hammers

[nocturne bloom]

I live in the woods

With my car

That I drive myself with

[jovial mist]

I feel you have bigger concerns than shitting on new york I fear

[jaunty path]

lamia gets topped by sasquatch in the woods just so you know

[woven sigil]

There is a lot to complain about in that situation in all fairness. Having lived in both a dense city and the country, I would choose the country every day of the week without thought

[nocturne bloom]

Not really

[nocturne bloom]

Hes mine sry

[jovial mist]

I have lived in both and prefer the city, the country is empty dogass with annoying people

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

I was supposed to try out total war warhammer a few days ago

[woven sigil]

Fuck is a lamia

[jovial mist]

Snake woman

[tired steeple]

I’ve still been playing red dead

[elder merlin]

I feel that

[drowsy lynx]

Who is fuck?

[feral vessel]

half snake half woman

[jaunty path]

centuar but snake body

[tired steeple]

Yeah. Gorgons are the other version

[feral vessel]

not in the anthro way

[tired steeple]

They turn you to stone and shit

[nocturne bloom]

NY brain rot figures out what an opinion is. Told you guys it drops intelligence by 50%🥀

[jovial mist]

Living in the woods and on discord I must disagree 🥀 😭

[woven sigil]

Ah, sounds like my ex

[green vector]

gorgussy

[stuck crescent]

I like flint

[elder merlin]

Utinni!!

[stuck crescent]

Its ok

[nocturne bloom]

Wow on land I own

[nocturne bloom]

No

[jovial mist]

Doesn't comprehend the concept of a response to a statement directly addressed to me 💔 🥀

[drowsy lynx]

Okay but is the top half woman and the bottom half snake or the other way around?

[nocturne bloom]

Different thing

[elder merlin]

No one owns anything, its all a lie

[drowsy lynx]

[feral vessel]

the top half is woman and the bottom half is a snake tail

Life. from the waist down.

[nocturne bloom]

Idk you so i dont really care

[jovial mist]

Not making the argument any better lol

[nocturne bloom]

It was a poke at my friend who lives there

[feral vessel]

I have a lamia that's a millipede instead of a snake.

[nocturne bloom]

You, are not

So again

I dont care

[jovial mist]

Think Viper from XCOM

[nocturne bloom]

[elder merlin]

[drowsy lynx]

Snakes have waists?

[feral vessel]

from the human waist

[jovial mist]

They have pelvises bro

[feral vessel]

I meant.

[woven sigil]

I could work with that tbh

[elder merlin]

@nocturne bloom only cares about lamias, nothing else

[nocturne bloom]

Truth nuke

[feral vessel]

snakes have pelvic spurs

[jovial mist]

I hate snakes bro

[feral vessel]

Meeh.

I only hate them because they eat rats.

Otherwise they're neat. I think

[jovial mist]

The snake women from xcom freaked me out

I skinned them fortunately

[jovial mist]

Depends on the poison

[tawdry edge]

Rats were made to be snake food

[tired steeple]

I want the snake women from xcom to grab me

[tawdry edge]

Same

[jovial mist]

Cottonmouths are bastards

[drowsy lynx]

@sleek harness

[tawdry edge]

Snakes are peak

I want one as pet

[jovial mist]

so are rattlesnakes

[tawdry edge]

So badly

[elder merlin]

Well then

[feral vessel]

i dont think i concur

but you do you

'Lynxiee'

[sleek harness]

I am not a rat

[jovial mist]

I distrust anything unable to produce its own bodyheat

[sleek harness]

This doesn't insult me

[elder merlin]

Close enough

[jovial mist]

Inherently evil creatures snakes are

[jaunty path]

are u prepared to look over a creature biologically incapable of loving you

[tawdry edge]

Shit you stupid phycus

[jovial mist]

not ensouled

[elder merlin]

Not really

[tawdry edge]

Yeah?

[woven sigil]

Wouldn't be the first time

[jaunty path]

oh cool

[feral vessel]

how do you mean this

are snakes just like

emotionally dead or something

[jovial mist]

literally yes

[tawdry edge]

Snakes are fond of their owners because theyre a reliable source of food

[jovial mist]

they do not and can not ever love you

[tawdry edge]

Theres no real feelings unlike dog or cats

[feral vessel]

Cool addition to the list of fun-factos.

[tired steeple]

Snakes can see you as like

A friend

[jovial mist]

Most reptiles are like thaf

[tired steeple]

But they won’t love you the way a cat does

[tawdry edge]

Yeah but they wont like morn your disappearance

[jovial mist]

You own them for the aura gain you get

[tawdry edge]

They can approach and be friendly

[jovial mist]

and because theyre cool

[tired steeple]

They can like you but yeah they won’t love you

[tawdry edge]

But they wont actually love you

[tawdry edge]

A cat or dog might cry if you are gone

A snake wont

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[tawdry edge]

Lol

[drowsy lynx]

Everything reminds me of her

[visual vortex]

Depends on the reptile

[tired steeple]

Yeah some other reptiles will love you

I think turtles are very capable

[jovial mist]

More like not a threat and a source of heat, they dont really feel affection

[neon agate]

Brother no. you will find someone

[visual vortex]

Rhino iguanas open their mouth and go to you from excitement

[drowsy lynx]

I see you grunglin

[tired steeple]

Not sure about crocodiles but idk how you’d own one

[neon agate]

Someone who loves CHEESE

[feral vessel]

Rats still top pet.

[sleek harness]

No

[tired steeple]

I’m simple I prefer cats to most animals for pets

[jovial mist]

With difficulty

[visual vortex]

My little fat freak runs into his tank face first when i walk by

[tawdry edge]

I want a snake so fucking bad because I really like them and think they're cool
I don't care if it doesn't love me, I'll love them regardless

[neon agate]

CHEEESE

[tired steeple]

My favourite animal is moose

[sleek harness]

Cats are overrated

[drowsy lynx]

Actually in that context it's more like 🪤

[sleek harness]

Lame

[neon agate]

You will find wife who loves cheese

Cheese

[woven sigil]

This. Tbh I prefer cats to most people

[tired steeple]

Yeah lol

[visual vortex]

Happens

[neon agate]

She will mak you cheese

[river ingot]

you caught skaven

[jovial mist]

Crocodiles reek and are temperamental, but they can be good eating if you prepare them correctly

Alligators taste way better though

[feral vessel]

what why

skaven not into petplay?

[visual vortex]

Alligators are lazy

[feral vessel]

Damn.

[visual vortex]

But cool

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

I fed some alligators once

A d held some babies

[sleek harness]

We use them to build abominations

[visual vortex]

They are very cute

[tawdry edge]

Spiders are also very cool even tho they dont have any brain at all

[jovial mist]

I've caught alligators before

the government wants you to

[jaunty path]

do u mean theyre dum

[woven sigil]

Aren't jumping spiders menna be rather smart?

[jovial mist]

There's straight up too many

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[jovial mist]

Basically

[visual vortex]

Because they're fucking perfected beartraps on legs

[tawdry edge]

Teah but they dont have brains

[visual vortex]

That can get massive

[woven sigil]

How does that work?

[tawdry edge]

They act on pure instinct

[tawdry edge]

They dont think or shit like that just a bunch of tiny lines like neurons that make then act on instinct

[buoyant loom]

they dont have a centralized nervous system in the way mammals do

[tawdry edge]

^

[drowsy lynx]

Me irl

[jovial mist]

Most top predators do strangely, crocodiles and big cats all do the snap reflex thing

[buoyant loom]

but jumping spiders have been noted to learn from their own mistakes when hunting

😃

indicating some form of memory

[visual vortex]

When i was younger

I used to chase spider sinto the swamp

And watch little blue gills eat them

[woven sigil]

Yeah.. thats not indicative of an animal with no higher cognitive functions

[tawdry edge]

I met one a few weeks ago that didnt seem to like my arm hair so when it put its legs on my arm it looked directly at me like it was my fault

[visual vortex]

I am an ogre spider lover

[tawdry edge]

It also crawled on my hand for a bit and went down using a web string to the ground and then went aqay

It was a cutie

[visual vortex]

I just want to pop their two big eyes out

[buoyant loom]

its amazing behavior to me

[tawdry edge]

Id love a tarantula

[jaunty path]

it probably expected you to wiggle it off

[low blade]

My game crashes when I approach the mission board

[void lark]

[buoyant loom]

my pfp was a jumping spider who landed on my leg to check me out and then hopped off

[void lark]

You guys are weird

[visual vortex]

Tell it to lock in

[void lark]

Even for Warhammer fans

[woven sigil]

Aye, I've heard a decent bit about jumping spiders and they seem to have parity with some birds, which is quite impressive really

[tawdry edge]

When it noticed I didn't mind its presence it crawled on my hand for a bit, so fucking cute

[woven sigil]

Sir, you are French

You can't be calling us weird

[buoyant loom]

frenchman calls me weird opinion dismissed

[void lark]

I am and I can

[tawdry edge]

French arent even humans

[void lark]

We're better

[visual vortex]

All humans are humans

[tawdry edge]

High definition picture

[tawdry edge]

Not the french

[buoyant loom]

id rather live in cardiff than anywhere in france

[visual vortex]

But i am michigan

Therefore everyone els is worse than me

[woven sigil]

You're dogs? I agree

[buoyant loom]

im from... arizona

[tawdry edge]

Yeah youre a human sub species called american

[buoyant loom]

[tawdry edge]

N-no mein fuhrer! Im from arizona!!

bang

[void lark]

Most of our philosophes (the best in the world by the way) tend to end up at the conclusion that the more you learn about people the more you like your dog

[visual vortex]

No im michigab

[low blade]

Looks like I aint playing Darktide

[visual vortex]

Im better

You're worse

Because you dont have a fist-shaped landmass

Get better land

[woven sigil]

I can't even argue, but I still prefer my cats

[tawdry edge]

I am a superior being known as Brazilian

I am from a different plane all together

[void lark]

Do you play football?

[woven sigil]

We got us a favela crime boss up in here

[tawdry edge]

No I fucking hate football

[buoyant loom]

south american talking down upon the TRUE americans

[void lark]

Fake Brazilian

Stolen values

[buoyant loom]

casually bombs u

[tawdry edge]

I'm from the more rural areas so I'm more like a hunter

[buoyant loom]

agent oranges the amazon

[woven sigil]

True Americans are British people.

[buoyant loom]

heresy

[tawdry edge]

unironically a big group of brazilians fucking hate football

Its almost

50/50

[buoyant loom]

brits are failed americans

[tawdry edge]

[buoyant loom]

crown apologists!

[void lark]

nuh hun

[woven sigil]

We created that shithole you call a country

[void lark]

Do you even like samba?

[buoyant loom]

nah man we built it after kicking yalls asses out

[tawdry edge]

"True americans" mfw most of your stuff is bought from us

You depend on us

[woven sigil]

And who put you there in the first place?

[buoyant loom]

reduced to an island the size of MAINE

[tawdry edge]

Yeah

[buoyant loom]

the irish in my case

[void lark]

Least nationalistic brazilian

[woven sigil]

No such thing as Ireland, its just a vassal state for Britain

[buoyant loom]

are Brazilians nationalistic?

[tawdry edge]

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WOULDN'T SURVIVE A WEEK WITHOUT US

[visual vortex]

No

[tawdry edge]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Yku depend on ME

[buoyant loom]

god tier rage bait

[visual vortex]

Because Michigan is best

[latent frost]

New update made some nice changes

[void lark]

oh yeah, they are just under the turks on the toxicaly nationalistic online

[woven sigil]

I have my moments

[hearty field]

can i not attach pictures

OHH this is genchat not psyker chat mb

[void lark]

funny enough they are also right under the turcs for the spot of the biggest white suppremasist online

[tawdry edge]

Brazil has literally the most connections with all countries on earth and have more nationality diversity than any other country
We literally have ties to anyone and do not depend on anyone else.

[buoyant loom]

i fully back the glasscardiff movement

[drowsy lynx]

They would starve without their regular imports of Coney dogs, Detroit style pizza, and Vernor's

[tawdry edge]

THE UNITED STATES DEPENDS ON OUR FOOD TO LIVE

[visual vortex]

Exactly

[woven sigil]

We apparently cannot be trusted with image perms on account of at least half of us being perverts

[visual vortex]

Nuh ih

You depend on Michigan

Get better

[buoyant loom]

the united states COULD sustain itself just less profitable that way

[tawdry edge]

Those are more Argentinos than Brazilians im ngl

[hearty field]

HAH

fair

[void lark]

CAMPEAO DO MUNDO

[jaunty path]

europeans must have it hard knowing they're objectively inferior to the united states of america

[hearty field]

i have so many nsfw emoji im just good about not posting them by accident lol

[latent frost]

No more fighting over data Reliquaries

[tawdry edge]

It is literally failing rn while being sustained by others
It would instantly die if it tried being independent

[hearty field]

im so glad i have emoji perms tho i love my lil giggle emoji

[buoyant loom]

the united states is independent in legacy and glory

[tawdry edge]

Yeah we brazilians are CAMPEÕES DE TODO O MUNDO MUAHAHAHAHAHA

[visual vortex]

And Americans and Europeans must have it hard knowing they're inferior to Michigan

[tawdry edge]

Hahahahahahahahhahahhaah

[woven sigil]

We have functional public transport, public healthcare, sanitation, better alcohol and we have greater trade deals amongst ourselves, the only thing yous have is guns

[void lark]

I saw argentinians and brazilians fighting about which one was the whitest

[hearty field]

HAHAHAHA as an american myself, uh... in what way???

[hearty field]

WHEEZE

[visual vortex]

Look cool shooting the squirrel into wet paint

[void lark]

It was close to that meme video about the turc and the greek calling eachother weak sperm

[hearty field]

😭 dont remind me

[drowsy lynx]

Based lmao

[tawdry edge]

Its us btw

[visual vortex]

No

[buoyant loom]

to give us some credit, our country is only a bit older than the industrial revolution

[visual vortex]

It's me

[visual vortex]

Us?

You mean your ancestors?

[buoyant loom]

i speak for all americans.

[tawdry edge]

South America > Europe > North America

[buoyant loom]

im the voice of the people

[visual vortex]

Don't speak for me

You're not from michigan

[thick coyote]

Gooner freak 🫵

[buoyant loom]

I'm the voice of most people

Michigan will soon bend the knee

[elder merlin]

That game

[hearty field]

NOO

[visual vortex]

you wish

[river ingot]

im the voice of silly little furry creatures that live under the couches

[elder merlin]

Only on tuesdays

[woven sigil]

Yes.

[faint isle]

Did i join at brainrot hour, tried reading log backwards a bit and puked in mouth a bit

[tawdry edge]

I used to be like you but I am trying to purify my roots

[woven sigil]

Isn't that every hour in here?

[river ingot]

brainrot heals the conscious mind

[visual vortex]

Mfs when they try invade Michigan and have to fight 13quinfucktillion militias and gangsters:

[tawdry edge]

This is gen chat its always like thos

[buoyant loom]

13quinfucktillion militias and gangsters meets 100 gorillion world eaters

[south valve]

It's one of three things:
Sex
Politics
Games other than darktide

[void lark]

why would anyone want to invade michigan?

[thick coyote]

Based actually

[visual vortex]

Salt mines and freshwater deposits

Also tons of fossils to sell

[void lark]

[thick coyote]

It is general chat anyways

[tawdry edge]

Again why would anyone want to invade Michigan

[thick coyote]

[drowsy lynx]

They're after our Petoskey stones

[visual vortex]

Freshwater for AI datacenter

[visual vortex]

Exactly

[south valve]

Hey, I'm not complaining

[buoyant loom]

the great lakes are an invaluable resource!

[green vector]

[elder merlin]

Its always stupid hour in here

[visual vortex]

They come here like maggots and try to steal our fossils

[tawdry edge]

Again
WHY WOULD ANYONE INVADE MICHIGAN

[visual vortex]

We should kill them

For the lolz

[woven sigil]

I enjoy two of those things, and neither of them are politics because thats a shitty subject for miserable people

[drowsy lynx]

Idk, ask Ohio

[tawdry edge]

Makes more sense

[tawdry edge]

Never heard of it

[visual vortex]

Ohioans are stupid inbreds

[thick coyote]

This is general chat where we only talk about general
Today's subject
General Motors

[buoyant loom]

iowa

[visual vortex]

Actually stole toronto

[drowsy lynx]

Can't even make chili right

[void lark]

Can you imagine anyone wanting to invade michigan

[tawdry edge]

Not a real place you made that up

[visual vortex]

Their entire economy is farming

[tawdry edge]

Donald Trump in a shizo rant would

[void lark]

I don't even know anyone who would willingly go to live in michigan
Invade it is crazy

[visual vortex]

Canadians would

[woven sigil]

We didn't even try to re-invade the USA back in the day, we took one look at what we created and went "fuck that, leave em to it"

[tawdry edge]

Psychosis

[visual vortex]

They're pretty stupid

Same with ohioans

And everyone else actually

We're the sane smart ones

[void lark]

What's next? North Dakota?

[drowsy lynx]

You'd think that but every third license plate here is from Florida

[buoyant loom]

classic britcope

[visual vortex]

Lmao true

Southerns already got the funds and still go to the rustbelt

[void lark]

So you have to be insane to go there

Or extremely old I suppose

[woven sigil]

Americans doing anything to seperate themselves from the British is cope

[visual vortex]

No

[buoyant loom]

arizona isnt a bad place to invade if you overlook the landlocked aspect

[visual vortex]

It implies that flordia is worse than Michigan

[tawdry edge]

Americans doing anything is cope

Dogshit place

[visual vortex]

So they drive 13 hours across country

To michigsn

[low blade]

Yeah welp, cant play Darktide anymore

Great game, good patch

[visual vortex]

Move to michigan and you get benefits

[jaunty path]

peoples eyes get watery when Im nearby and idk why

[stable bison]

what is aborting missions this time? is it rotten armour? does that mean they will disable it like they did with cranial grounding until they fix it? or will they just make 1/3rd of my matches abort for no reason

[visual vortex]

Children cry when they see me and idk why

[pine umbra]

guys there was a sale and it's gone is it intended to be that short???

[tawdry edge]

Nurgle second strongest soldier

[pine umbra]

literally like hardly 3 hours 🙁

[void lark]

But your amd isn't stuck at 30fps

[buoyant loom]

amd stocks are up huge this patch

[woven sigil]

Are you an onion?

[tawdry edge]

No just stinky

Think that scene when Mortarion shows up on the Vengefuls Spirit bridge for the first time

[jaunty path]

It's called aura.

[woven sigil]

My condolences

[tawdry edge]

After his daemon ascension

[green vector]

cex manager

[tawdry edge]

Please take a bath

[drowsy lynx]

One nice thing about Michigan is that you can only really go to Wisconsin or Canada from there so most people traveling don't go through there unless they're specifically going to Michigan, Wisconsin, or Canada. Like a cul de sac in the neighborhood almost

[jaunty path]

You want me to..wash off my aura? Huh?

[woven sigil]

Ooof, now thats a dig

[drowsy lynx]

Which means the northern half is kinda underdeveloped and there's lots of nice natural features and parks

[void lark]

Is that an argument in favor or agaisn't the relevancy of Michigan?

[green vector]

[void lark]

I legit can't tell

[drowsy lynx]

I like it this way personally

Not too far to NYC or Chicago if you want a larger cultural center

Plus Canada is pretty cool

[void lark]

Too bad about the impending invasion then

[drowsy lynx]

They coming to steal our... Automotive industry tainted soils and specialized pizza pans haha

[void lark]

pizza pans?

[drowsy lynx]

Well traditionally they use an assembly line parts pan for it

[misty trench]

we will do 1812 again

it's no worries

[void lark]

Is that the white house shenanigans?

[woven sigil]

You're Australian?

[drowsy lynx]

Australian amphibious assault craft land on the shores and unleash countless emus

[misty trench]

doesn't matter, I'm in Canada so I'm helping

our mutual love for ginger beer bonds us

[drowsy lynx]

Spicy ginger beer is delicious

[misty trench]

I kept saying we should've adopted emu chariots, we'd have been unstoppable (at least until the emu revolt)

[visual vortex]

Yeah

God i love Mackinac island

Such a beautiful place

[merry lake]

anyone elses performance kinda fucked after the update? my game was stuttering alot

[visual vortex]

And 15 fudge stores on the same street

Next to a fortress that they shoot cannons from

[misty trench]

sounds like beachmont back home, it's up in the hills and generally pretty out of the way, lots of gorgeous landscape and fudge stores lmao

[tawdry edge]

In so grateful I stopped playing this game

[visual vortex]

Pretty much

[misty trench]

no fortress but there is a military base a little further out in canungra so

[visual vortex]

But you need a boat to get there

And there's no cars

The water is so clear too

I think the whole place is 8 miles large

[misty trench]

that sounds lovely

[visual vortex]

It is

I drank from a spring there you werent supposed to

Apparently it was dangerous or something

[tawdry edge]

It has severely damaged your brain, from what I can see

[misty trench]

you've been cursed

[dry merlin]

No. Its where British regulars did all the work and Canadians brag about the coureur du bois

[visual vortex]

Worth it

Water was so good

[visual vortex]

The brain eating amoeba died of hunger

[void lark]

des bois*

[visual vortex]

And cold

[cosmic burrow]

I sometimes forget that aquila is from the land down under

[tawdry edge]

Ah so your condition is from birth

[dry merlin]

💅

[visual vortex]

Probably

Idk

Which condition?

[tawdry edge]

What

[cosmic burrow]

Aquilathehun is australian

[tawdry edge]

Oh i thought you meant aquila as the symbol

[tawdry edge]

Nothing move on

[visual vortex]

Oh okay

I forgot to mention that you bike and ride horses on Mackinac

But it's pretty clean for all the horses there

[cosmic burrow]

Australia may as well spit out actually double headed eagle in the future

Who knows

[limber light]

40K darktide is actually set entirely in 2016 Australia

[cosmic burrow]

Darktide sounds more like sosnowiec for me

[limber light]

wrong

Łódź

[cosmic burrow]

Im silesian

Its sosnowiec

[limber light]

me eating delicious corpsestarch
(concentrated coal)

[misty trench]

used to be a megafauna eagle with a 6 meter wingspan

[quaint moss]

mega... fauna.... can i eat it :3

🥩

[jaunty path]

would you have house as your doctor

[quaint moss]

yes,

[misty trench]

seemingly people did do that

[quaint moss]

bet. getting the bbq rub as we speak

[cosmic burrow]

Moose? Sure

[jaunty path]

y

[modern elm]

ok i cannot wait to see more of the darktide story unfold... therefor imma need all of us to put our heads together and make up continuations until we get so close to making the actual truth we either get muted for being too close to finding the truth or get hired onto the fatshark writing team

[jaunty path]

i havent paid a lick of attention to this story ngl

[red grove]

Chaos did it

[quaint moss]

moo ....

[limber light]

your loss

[jaunty path]

Is it though...

is there really substance here..

[sage dragon]

oi! anyone else have a problem where you are stuck on the loading screen indefinitely?

[blazing ibex]

I think there is.

[jaunty path]

FS fixes one thing then breaks 5 others

[ancient violet]

Fat shark when when when when....

When

[wooden creek]

Grendyl is gonna grend all over the heretics and save the day

[blazing ibex]

It's just that the player character themselves doesn't have much of a hand in the overarching story

[misty trench]

so the story so far is: Tertium is still Karked

also we're a penal legion but also not actually a penal legion but also still a penal legion but not really, also there's some arbites and gangers hanging about and rannick is shamelessly addicted to throwing 4 random dudes at impossible problems and somehow has been getting away with doing this, defying all odds and logic

[tawdry edge]

You were paying attention to the story...?

Are you even supposed to do that?

[blazing ibex]

I'd argue, your character ain't even the main character of the story.

[river ingot]

Have we supplied emergency lube yet?

[modern elm]

i dont think its against the rule but who am i to know

[tawdry edge]

Mods fact check this!!!

[modern elm]

and then i was banned

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-gun-thats-a-shame-rifle-reload-gif-16005192

[lost flume]

the admonition will do the funni with Zola because of their twin fetish

there'll be a NO I AM YOUR BROTHER from wolfer

the morbius guys will basically get sucked into the cult fulltime

[elder merlin]

And we're always running out of rations

[winged oasis]

does the darktide soundtrack get new tracks from the update?

[river ingot]

you havent heard the whole soundtrack yet tho

[nimble salmon]

What up in here

[modern elm]

nah it will be like the spaceballs things where wolfer is actualy zola's brothers half friend 's roomate or however that goes

[warm maple]

its so funny that a world of trillions of people supposedly most of them are heretics

At least its implied by that in the Carnival levels

"This place would be ruins if anyone bothered to fight back"

[nimble salmon]

Welp, doing stims is probably better than living under imperial rule

And doing chaos things

[winged oasis]

what?

[strong vale]

kill

[nimble salmon]

?

[strong vale]

There is (sickly) Green and I am Pissed

I don't need another reason

[nimble salmon]

Alright then

[strong vale]

we kill whoever the emperor wishes

[nimble salmon]

Nah fuh that guy

[strong vale]

I'm in it for the love the game aand the Inky has a gun to my head

[nimble salmon]

Welp, the t’au are right here if you want salvation

[strong vale]

nah

I need to kill

[nimble salmon]

Y’all seen the new guard models?

[strong vale]

and nurgle is right there

it fiiiiiiine

also no I haven't in all honesty

[nimble salmon]

Im broke from just seeing them

[strong vale]

uh???

[obtuse oak]

the 'cadian' killteam was funny

[nimble salmon]

It means i need em

[obtuse oak]

those are tanith first and only and you can't convince me otherwise.

[nimble salmon]

Yeah ion cur bout those but the half tracks new commissar and light wheeled tanks got me actin up

The new vehicles are too damn cool looking

[warped raft]

Gaunts Ghosts takes place 200-300 years before Guillimans return

[lost flume]

they called them specters lol

they're totally bootleg tanith

even with tread fethers

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[limber light]

first we dark then we tide

[feral vessel]

guard door of moderation

is what i heard someone call the new half track

[nimble salmon]

The commissar one?

Wouldn’t surprise me if they put spinners on that thing, I might even pinstripe it if i buy it

That things a mf pimpmobile

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am back ,

[twilit python]

no slop store rotation???

why does fatshark hate us

[modern elm]

3 termogaunts in a tenchcoat will be the next class... and each of the 3 personalities is a different head

[stuck crescent]

Chin up, probably would have just been krieg slop

[lethal condor]

Damnation difficulty will make you grow hair on your chest woman and men

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie welcome back alpharius

[tired compass]

guys, did they fix 100k penance grind?

[misty trench]

Tanith are cooler anyway

[opal void]

Damnation HISTG is where boys become men

[junior crag]

ngl I'd find it kinda funny if they add skitarii or whatever will get the new weapons as a minor update/without an announcement

[obtuse oak]

tanith. first. and. only.

[feral vessel]

PROTOGEN SPOTTED HI HELLO

also stalker gamma tag based

[junior crag]

ah shit i gotta dissapear

[feral vessel]

nooo dont

please

[hazy kestrel]

The new one? I don’t think so.

Lmao

[acoustic pebble]

I am back

[oak nexus]

Sewer-Scum

[acoustic pebble]

Yeeee

[oak nexus]

wb

[acoustic pebble]

Eyyyy

[oak nexus]

need a dap up darktide emote or sticker

[acoustic pebble]

A shame none is made

[quaint moss]

give me your ram

the prices are too high

[junior crag]

no
I have none anyways

[quaint moss]

then how work

[junior crag]

protogen = cyborg

otherwise a tech priest would've murdered me before i got to Tertium

[elder merlin]

Do auric

[languid hazel]

It should be legal to punch bigots in the face

:3

[cobalt lichen]

omg a proot

[cobalt lichen]

Unfortunately the law was made to protect them

[languid hazel]

I know and it’s bullshit

Bigotry needs to fuck off and DIE

Bigots themselves need to fuck off and DIE

[cobalt lichen]

I wish 😞

[hazy kestrel]

Hello? Based Department? Yeah, I want to tell you about someone who is pretty damn based.

[regal fjord]

I think we should punch anyone aligned with Chaos

Heretics be purged, for the Emperor!

[quaint moss]

your dead,

[stuck crescent]

And krieg

Always punch krieg

[junior crag]

no you

[regal fjord]

I'm alright with Krieg

[stuck crescent]

No

[limber light]

krieg fan son or black templar fan daughter

[quaint moss]

But couldnt i just.. alt-f4

[stable bison]

mission aborted again

[junior crag]

no, still not a robot

[quaint moss]

cyborgs are still robotic

otherwise you just be a junk of metal

[junior crag]

its not like you can just plug a keyboard into my mouth

[quaint moss]

:3

[hazy kestrel]

Neither. Both would be insufferable.

[quaint moss]

if both, does that mean positive

[hazy kestrel]

It means negative.

[junior crag]

meanwhile literally everything a tech preist makes isnt

[quaint moss]

they are more, they are "blessed"

[agile leaf]

KILL SERVER ADMINS AT FATSHARK AND REINCARNATE INTO A BLOSSOMING FLOWER IN YOUR NEXT LIFE

[quaint moss]

[languid hazel]

Uhhh what?

[hazy kestrel]

They’re crashing out

[agile leaf]

This guy gets it

[hazy kestrel]

Servers finally got to them, which the devs don’t really control anyways.

[languid hazel]

… why?

[agile leaf]

I mean the game servers not the discord server

Seriously why is that everyone's first assumption

[agile leaf]

Mid an Auric mission man like FUCK

[quaint moss]

[hazy kestrel]

It could be worse

It could have been at the end of a perfect Havoc 40

Count your blessings.

[agile leaf]

True...

[hazy kestrel]

The devs outsource the game servers iirc.

Could be wrong though.

[agile leaf]

Server location: Tel Aviv, Israel

[regal fjord]

No kid of mine will be a Salamander

[hazy kestrel]

This is Salamander slander

[agile leaf]

Playing shieldgryn on Auric is very easy though

So it's not a crazy loss

[hazy kestrel]

Regular Auric has been a bit boring as of late.

Expeditions on the other hand…

Pretty darn hectic on Auric.

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[regal fjord]

I get dumbasses in Expeditions

They think it's an extraction shooter and don't stick together

[hazy kestrel]

Funny rat man.

[hazy kestrel]

Carry harder

[agile leaf]

I get demolished on Heresy already

[hazy kestrel]

All you can do

[agile leaf]

I get console players

[sleek harness]

I am a skaven not a rat

[regal fjord]

I can't revive someone across the map being pounded by a crusher

[sleek harness]

How many times do I need to tell you freaks

[regal fjord]

I hate rat people

[hazy kestrel]

I just got through all of the painful new penances on malice. Not gonna waste my time any more than I have to lol.

[tired sail]

I like rat people!

[hazy kestrel]

Carry harder

[sleek harness]

Why did you let them run away from you

[hazy kestrel]

All you can do.

[languid hazel]

Oh of course. More console player hate >.>

[sleek harness]

It's your fault obviously

[agile leaf]

They're pretty easy tbh

[regal fjord]

They also carry almost all of the tech parts and don't go to extraction

[sleek harness]

It was just one person

Calm down

[agile leaf]

Not a single penance that requires playing higher than malice which is good

[regal fjord]

I spam the marker button to keep them close but they don't wanna

[agile leaf]

My hate so immense that I count as two people

[hazy kestrel]

The ones on picking up dead teammate loot was like pulling teeth.

No one fucking died often lmao

[languid hazel]

Actually what I just experienced was in game

[sleek harness]

Don't you have "Peace and Love" in your bio

[languid hazel]

The one pc player kept dying and blaming everyone else

[hazy kestrel]

Holy Skill Issue

[regal fjord]

Throwing in a PVE game

[tired sail]

ROCKS!

[hazy kestrel]

So many of those whiners nowadays

[agile leaf]

Trusting a discord bio is foolish itself

[regal fjord]

Me throw big rock

[agile leaf]

but you're right I should chill out

[hazy kestrel]

“Throwing in a PVE game” This is not possible lmao.

[regal fjord]

You should do the Emperor's judgement with extreme prejudice

[sleek harness]

Trusting someone with a random cat pfp is stupid

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Karien

[fiery wave]

You need controller users to carry you on heresy?

[languid hazel]

Yea it is. I throw rocks all the time

[sleek harness]

Karien

[tired sail]

Idk, when some people have been about to die ingame when i was playing with them and they leave and get replaced by a full health bot it sort of gives my morale a boost due to the bot being on full health

[regal fjord]

The first one to throw you under the bus too lol

[hazy kestrel]

Controller is so much better than M&K, I gotta say.

[agile leaf]

It's one thing to just have one console player or two but when it's just you

[hazy kestrel]

Bots are better than players at times.

[agile leaf]

you can imagine it's painful

[tired sail]

True

[regal fjord]

They know how to STICK TOGETHER

[agile leaf]

especially on expeditions where being quick matters

[fiery wave]

Yeah, guess what, I just clutch. On controller.

[tired sail]

Although everyone i've played with so far has been pretty chill

[hazy kestrel]

Stealth goes brrr

[agile leaf]

Well you're a tuff fellow but I never played with you so what's the point of telling me that

[hazy kestrel]

Multiple objectives, you can’t blame people for branching out and exploring.

It’s what it is.

It’s an open map, what do you expect

[sleek harness]

With the power of having high sensitivity

It makes you 3 times better

[agile leaf]

I should try doing a stelth run with smoke and infiltrate vet

[tired sail]

I try my hardest to stick with at least one person so i dont get jumped lol

[fiery wave]

I'm just saying, just clutch. No point complaining about others being bad.

[hazy kestrel]

Even with stealth zealot, it’s a snooze

[regal fjord]

Doing one objective at a time is faster without having to see the exclamation mark every 10 seconds

[hazy kestrel]

Then it’s a skill issue.

All you can do is carry harder pal

[fiery wave]

Naw, mine is on 3.5.

[hazy kestrel]

What do you want me to say?

[sleek harness]

That's pretty low

What the fuck

[regal fjord]

How is it a skill issue if sticking together in cohesion is litteraly the "I win" strat?

[agile leaf]

That's a rather very intricate way of saying "just suck it up and lock in"

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t force your teammates to play better. No amount of being upset will do that.

[agile leaf]

which ig isn't wrong

[sleek harness]

Follow the hive mind

[hazy kestrel]

Because you can’t compensate for 3 bad teammates.

[sleek harness]

Spread though the map

[hazy kestrel]

Adapt

[fiery wave]

Yeah. Ping is the hard part tbh.

[hazy kestrel]

It’s painful, but you have to adapt to 3 extra difficulty modifiers

[fiery wave]

300 ping means disablers are a gamble and you can die while sliding from shots.

[sleek harness]

I usually use the adaptive linear option in the stick option

[agile leaf]

except said difficulty modifiers have the option of opting in for free mission buffs 💔

[sleek harness]

So if I move the stick not so far it's slower

[tired sail]

It does get pretty annoying when people spam ping, I only need one to see the enemy, relax 😭

[fiery wave]

Straight linear.

[hazy kestrel]

Then leave them to their fate

Join another match

[sleek harness]

Karien you are a weird person

I will tell you that

[hazy kestrel]

You aren’t forced to stay

[fiery wave]

People question the fuck is my settings.

I just deal with it.

[agile leaf]

I never do that with ONE big exception \

[sleek harness]

Is your controller usually that high on sensitivity for you to need to lower the sensitivity in games?

[agile leaf]

It's when fuckers have their mic on with no noise cancel

Turn that shit down 🗣️

[hazy kestrel]

Oh yeah, that’s an immediate leave

I don’t need any backseat gamers

[sleek harness]

Just mute them

[hazy kestrel]

The worst ones are those who don’t shut the hell up while you’re clutching the match.

[fiery wave]

No. It's just a Kaleid T4K, remember?

[hazy kestrel]

Like just be quiet ffs

Let me cook

[fiery wave]

It's on raw input though.

[agile leaf]

If they don't consider just turning off their mic then I don't think they'd be that pleasurable to play with

[sleek harness]

I once had this ogryn with a mic on a train mission, he got pissed at me because I locked another player outside and just instantly left

The guy who I locked outside wasn't even mad or anything

Just kept playing like normal

[agile leaf]

I remember I had some zealot with a character who looked like muslim Arthur Morgan

[nocturne bloom]

Most fps games I jump with LT and aim with Y so

[agile leaf]

and he'd make the most OUT OF CHARACTER sounds on the mic

He was pretty great I loved that game

[sleek harness]

Kaleid what

What alien controller is that

[fiery wave]

Gamesir? You know, their old discontinued controller?

[sleek harness]

THEY DISCONTINUED?

[fiery wave]

That model, yes.

[sleek harness]

Anyways yeah I have the same controller

[quaint moss]

i have to download fallout 3 to mod my nv

[fiery wave]

Been playing with a half dead dodge button as well.

[sleek harness]

Kaleid Flux

It equals better obviously

[fiery wave]

That's the new one.

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Better

[fiery wave]

The shittier ver of the new one.

[quaint moss]

half dead, the hit puzzle death box game

[sleek harness]

I still have the manual

[fiery wave]

Membrane buttons.

[sleek harness]

It's chunky because it's in most languages

[nocturne bloom]

Ive had the same xbox controller since my first xbone and its dead zone in every game is like 10 now

[sleek harness]

Lamia Simp

[nocturne bloom]

?

Yes

Duh

Unholy for snake moms

[quaint moss]

what is a lamia

[fiery wave]

Snek lady.

[quaint moss]

professer snape

[stable bison]

mission aborted again

[tawdry edge]

I recognize your pfp but Idk where from

[stable bison]

from 30 minutes ago when i complained about my mission getting aborted again

or from an hour ago when i complained about my mission getting aborted again

[quaint moss]

(maybe they meant the art) also that sucks it keeps happening

is something fucked with the servers ?_?

[stable bison]

i know i was just joking

[quaint moss]

oh rip

[tawdry edge]

I mean that I've seen this user before somewhere else bu cant remember where

[stable bison]

from what i heard and can see, it seems to be rotten armour havoc modifier that causes the mission to be aborted randomly sometimes, last time something like this happened it was with cranial corruption and they disabled the modifier mid week, im dissapointed that it's not happening this time

because it just makes you lose and deranks you

and you can do fuck all about it

[modest flume]

Because FS has an absolute hard on for Rotten Armor, apparently

[nocturne bloom]

Abort to another game until its fixed

[quaint moss]

:D test dummy training
the olympics
astronomy class

[fiery wave]

My suspicions is rot stimms. The eye glow color thing might be why dead.

[stable bison]

cranial was removed like 3 days in, this one hasnt been 5 days in, i think they dont care

[fiery wave]

Used to kill cranial+stimms as well.

[dire kayak]

mrrrrp :3

[latent karma]

damn 6k players

[serene dune]

Theyre making a total war 40k

Thats a win

[serene dune]

Good or bad to you ?

[latent karma]

for a big update that came out just makes me sad

[green vector]

That's why you don't release half baked boring game modes and fix the base game first

[fiery wave]

Also, a game mode nobody asked for.

[green vector]

True

[ancient violet]

Nah be careful what you wish for

[fiery wave]

Like, ppl don't want a halfarsed extraction mode.

[ancient violet]

Trying to get into the Twitch market 😈

[stable bison]

its hard to have clutch moments on the mode cuz its too easy though

[modest flume]

Hey guys, so today I'm gonna be playing the new and upcoming extraction shooter called Darktide, and we'll see how it goes!

[stable bison]

maybe in the lfg channel?

[ancient violet]

I've said this before

If Darktide wants to get a twitch audience

Bring back Streamer mode from Vermintide

[tawdry edge]

never used it so most likely ive see in you active in a different server

[fiery wave]

Depends on players. I keep having to kite clutch waiting for CD because everyone is kissing the floor.

[stable bison]

im not very active in servers usually so idk

[fiery wave]

._.

[stable bison]

fair, i did a 3-1 split last time i played the mode and they took care of each other well

[fiery wave]

I have had 1/1/1/1 which went as well as you think to 4 man constant like it was havoc.

[stable bison]

1/1/1/1 sounds fun lol

[fiery wave]

Might work if you have top players doing it.

Avg pubs...

[stable bison]

i bet you could do them so fast

cuz usually there's like what

4-5 objectives

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

im gonna go paint my other twin lance

[fiery wave]

You lose ppl to disablers quickly.

[modest flume]

Having randoms focus on more than one thing at a time challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

[fiery wave]

More, everyone wants to lead so...

[limber light]

i usually split up during expeditions but then again i am running with the mastiff

[stable bison]

true, im not saying its practical but it sounds like it could be fun to be that efficient and see each zone take like 3 minutes

[dire kayak]

i just choose a guy at random and follow them the whole mission

[limber light]

[modest flume]

[serene dune]

What weapon should I put on layaway bo$$

Im red now boss

[neon agate]

I typically have everyone follow me because people are like "Don't worry we will just let Hazy take the brunt of the damage"

[dire kayak]

poor hazy

[neon agate]

Layaway?

[neon agate]

I am the tank/support of the friend group

[fiery wave]

Why, if you had competent solo players, absolutely possible.

[neon agate]

So I usually get thrown in first

[dire kayak]

im somehow always the teacher/support of the group despite being dumb as shit