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Oh yeah dont forget the Badab War
Who's still kicking and reining the Maelstrom now?
Thats right
Huron Blackheart
Loyalists keep losing
YOU!
Preferred hive fleet?
We should start flinging tiktok talking points at each other now as the average modern 40k fan
Cadia wasn't even the main target smh, a single black fortress was a good outcome for the opening of the Rift
Abaddon still has 3 of them left btw
He even gave 1 for free to Huron
Literally has black fortresses to spare
Depends. For color scheme I am partial to Kraken.
Sorry Copium Marine, but throwing a whole ass blackstone fortress at a planet only shows how much of a failure the Chaos Campaign was at Cadia lol
Like the Red dudes
Goliath I think they’re called
"How much of a failure" literally considered total chaos victory in and out of lore btw
Guardsman cope smh
Friends friends
Let us bond over violence
Violence
Is good
Little fella couldn't take the planet with actual tactics and just threw a whole ass priceless space station at a planet to "win"
For my minis I do a light brown with a purple/pink carapace. :3
No, I stand in my hatred
Guardsman fans deserve nothing good in life
Never getting it back and still getting humilliated
Throwing your own warp fortress on a planet is a badass way to destroy it ngl
Chaos won totally
Personally I’m a grey knight hater
The point was never to take the planet btw, Abaddon never cared for it
Literally useless planet
Neat
He also had many to sparw, gave 1 to Huron and still has like 3 left
Grey Knights kinda suck, TTS Draigo is goated, though.
Oh, nice! Sounds great.
Great Old One tyranids
The entire point was to destroy the pylons to open the Rift, destroying Cadia was just a bonus
Hurt the entirety of the guardsman ego and pride
Get owned, buddy
Horus Heresy also put your god in a wheelchair
-> Invaluable siege engines from another time.
-> Less than 10 in the whole galaxy
-> Wastes it on destroying a planet that could be garrisoned to forward his advance
-> "Actually planned and Abbadon never cared about it. That's why he flinged his super weapon headon onto a planet"
I've heard they still haven't gotten over it.
That's the entire point, yes
Abaddon never cared for it lmao
Planet go boom= funny
Still haven't and never will
Armageddon better
Planet gets nommed funnier. ..oOwOo..
"Hur durgh but IN CADIA... cadia stands..." smh
Abaddon is the only 'military genius' in history who started with the most powerful fleet in the galaxy and ended up having to throw his own flagship at a planet because he couldn't beat a bunch of guys with flashlights (Lasguns). He had three Blackstone Fortresses; he broke one, gave one away to a guy who probably hates him, and lost the third.
d-did I hear sth about TRANSONIC sword/knife!?
Truly the face of Chaos victories
Licht you seeing theses freaks?
Complaining that Cadia was destroyed in a badass way
Rat.
That's the only good thing about Cadia ngl
Bro forgets the guardsman barely did anything when most reinforcements where multiple space marine chapters, eldar and necrons trying to aid the Imperium and stop Abaddon
foolish man things
Lmfao
Slaaneshi
You good?
Perhaps
Abaddon won a unfair battle with minimum damages
Please god don’t Hoe me further
Me when I forget the importance of Tyrok Fields to defend my Copium Chaos "Victory"
Oh, how come? Rudeness catching up to you?
Karma you mean?
total skaven death
If one believes in such, yes.
Badab is a imperium victory because it made cool chapters have cool lore :3
Who's missing their planet, huh? Who's still crying over it, huh?
Unrelated to the rudeness I do here
Huron won and the Maelstrom is even bigger
Plus Red Corsairs now exist
Which are way cooler
Obviously, I was thinking it was due to the rudeness you do elsewhere.
“Score board 🇻🇳 “
"Oh, what happen to your friend?"
Funnily enough I am only rude here
I like sharks and no can bully me for it
I was into it before the glaze
I, too, like shark. The cuddly one.
Carcharadons are overrated
Bruh
world eaters stay winning
I never heard about this chapter ever
HEY I KNEW THAT GUY HE DIED LIKE A BIIITCH
Overrated but not bad
Doubt it is overrated
Also why are you having this conversation in the first place lol, it's literally man vs space gods and their warpbullshittery

Scavengers who don't even have a techmarine and have to rely on scrapping their enemies
Id call them very fucking bad yeah
Can u name one charcharadons model
Because loyalists deserved all of it
Your opinion
I find them cool
I like their aesthetics
It's because they can't agree on if the guy who sent whole a warp fortress to destroy Cadia was smart or brain dead
shark bois
No because I don't care about them
Read their triology books and it sucks
Theyre meant to be the most successful chapter in the Ghoul Stars and cant even properly travel on it in their triology novel
Absolute bums
Blåhaj, consumer of the Emperor's foes.
Plus all Tyberos can do is aura farm
It's the only server I talk anyways
Homeless aesthetic
does tyberos have a model
No that’s Red Corsairs
The other servers I am in is for news or I don't talk because I will probably get banned
Who are also cool
Talk-speak in server-chat, yes yes?
Thought u were talking tabletop i like their aesthetic they need some attention in the game
Loved their new minis
Oh, Abaddon "It's all in the plan bro" the Despoiler. A.k.a 40k's living clown until the 13th black crusade
Red Corsairs are the third biggest faction rn
Cough cough Helldivers 2 server cough cough
The lore has got to advance somehow
Yeah
Where else would I talk
Homeless faction 
Pirates* at least they still have a home unlike the Carcharadons that dont have shit lmfao
Fleet based chapter btw
Are red corsairs related to world eaters lore wise
Idc about tabletop its mid anyways
They do have a homeworld(kinda)
They just don’t reside their because their deployment zone is the void
Only fun if u play w friends imo
They were known as Astral Claws, never had any confirmed ties to any legion
Not official, fleet based chapter
i only know of them from the nightlords trilogy
I'm gonna start calling them "Star Scratchers" now.
They have the biggest origin story since the HH
Yes official
It was the mantis warriors homeworld they claimed it after Badab
Badab War was BIIIG
Read the books :>
So they stole it from someone
Smh
i have not read any badab books and i avoid slop
Which of the 20000
Dont even have their own homeworld
Yep
Literally praised as peak event since the Heresy btw
nice dude
Your favorite live in the maelstrom you’re not different
Worse from some perspectives
Lmao
Not even my favorite get owned

Lynxiee
Who are your favorite
Can I call you
The Dab War
Night Lords for dark slav gothic aesthetic, Blood Angels for almost everything, Iron Warriors for almost everything related to them
Oh also they do have techmarines forgot to mention
For what
I like those
Besides blood angels
I like their succesors a lot
But not big on the main legion
No I mean call you a different name
Lamentors? 
Flesh eaters and Angels Repentant are fun

I like blangiels for a lot of their shit except Lamenters theyre lame
Angels Vermillion and Flesh Tearers >
Vermillion
I just realised
Call me Tepes
Is that Goatgirl from oddonions
Love those guys
That's lame
call me gregg
Can I call you Trans Marine Space
Old Gregg?
Sure
Or Nosferrus the Trans is also goated
It rhymes with Grug
and clug
Surname of my OC
Nusferrus
nosferrus manus
guys i really want a 40k mmo
Rogue trader or inquisitor
its not the same man
Thats also based
Are those even MMO?
nope
Unironically was almost the name for my OC before i realized it was stupid
they are Arpgs
Was bout to say
which is mmo adjacent id say
Doubt we'll a proper MMO about 40k anytime soon
yeah fat chance but id love it all the same
Real 
what will make gw realize their true potential
Their plastic crack sells better already
I guess 40k is more a hobbyist thing am guessing
Rogue Trader isn't an arpg
all the rpg 
Yes since it originated as a tabletop thing
abcdefgrpg
good after morning warhammerers
salutations and hello

i wish all loyalists a good century of decay
i have so much i need to do today but im like so excited to actually play some more darktide again tn 
seems recent update somehow magically solved a lot of my lag issues when id look in the general direction of a hive scum
laggiest i've been so far has been with a group of two arbites who claimed to be from china
the frame gen fixes do seem to have worked for me too
it was bad there for a bit
That all loyalists get plagued, decapitated, tortured and betrayed
Mhm
every time a scum would use a chem nade i would have to soft-throw the fight by literally looking in any other direction than the nade's visual effect to prevent myself from fully lagging out lmao
doesnt that already happen in a daily basis to loaylists tho 🤔
Not enough
when is it enough
All of them need to die ALL of them
Except Dante, Gadriel, Gabriel Sseth and Uriel Ventris :3
Those are cool
They can stay
damn thats bad 😹 my issues were tiny stutters all the time
Ya boi dante giving off "im tired boss" energy
justice for uzas bro
it was specifically scums for me. the purple hair cosmetic with the cheetah print pants was also particularly buggy for me for some reason. just looking at them would drop me about 10 frames lol
When the entirety of cadians and ultramarines (except Uriel and Gadriel) dies
spaghetti code
oh man, I just played an H40 Rotten Armor match and BOI....it feels A LOT better now, they don't spam Rotten Crushers liike CRAZY anymore. Actually feels really nice.
I assume it's the "terror event" tweak they did with the patch.
Allergic to 80s hair metal
F my boi Uzas, died trying to slime the rat of the band
this can't be😪😪
uzas is redeemed in my heart 😔 🤘
Too bad Vandred sold himself to a daemon and trusted the dumfuck Talos to command it
They are mostly renegades so theyre arent as corrupted as other warbands
I do a lil but man was a hypocrite and also dumb as hell
Night Lords mentioned. Sevatar is an absolute Chad.
Too bad man is dead
Decimus is our only good hope
Inclination?
Sad. :<
Tech reclaimers next week
one of the atramentars but i dont rembr
Fist captain of NL during the Heresy
oh badass
ok i remember him now
Fist captain 
OH by the way
is it just me or is the mission with Swagger for the moebian steel (i think clandestium gloriana ?) bugged rn ?? every time i load into that mission the second the cutscene ends for getting off the valkyrie there are enemies and specialist RIGHT there. you have to fight super hard WAYYY before you get to that precarious barrel part.
i filled qp into an auric game and already was mortally wounded when i loaded in and they were still on the bridge and hadn't even made it to swagger yet lmao
"Welcome back, Father. -.-", that Sevatar.
He was?
Fist
The most chad out of all NL
my hivescum is named septimus 
Because unlike the majority of the chapter he wasnt a coward
Mine is Stimm-Minchin. :>
they were cautious not cowardly
Sevatar is what the NL could’ve been had things gone differently
The majority during the HH were cowardly, they were chosen from the Nostramos prison cells
alas
They were scum
Yeah lots of spawns for maps are weird right now
i think thats a failure of the primarch most of all
Especially noticable on Gloriana tho
If only the legion wasnt poisoned by prisoners as new recruits
for nightlords in particular
no?
i meant in the sense of having a proper fighting force
felined in expeds: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5envSWjk2b0
Did a Chasm Station the other day. Boss room was already absolutely filled with enemies.
it's kinda funny hearing hadron and swagger bicker while you and your other operatives are fighting tooth and nail for your life💀💀
i really like curze but he was not a leader
They used to, but to weaken the Night Lords the High Lords and the nobles of Nostramos sent the worst prisoners as recruits
i see
So it weakened their legion a loot
"You don't understand! There was no other way!"
i have to let myself die and you will understand after
"What other way did you try!" I think is what he said
He wasn't, Sevatar literally did most of the paper work related to the legion
Curze only showed up to command the legion in battle
Lol
yeah i got the impression curze was either slaughtering or having fits
they've also been outright walking through closed doors and over the blown up/broken walkways like at the end of hab dreyko lmao
How am I supposed to focus on the real objective, breaking all the lightbulbs before the normal drop to the catwalk, with that going on lmao
I mean, can you really blame him? He was born in Gotham if it was an entire planet and on steroids
His foresight only gave him the worst possible outcomes of every situation
And everything he did to delay his death failed
They took inspiration from the Helldivers 2 Fleshmob.
YOU GET ME LMAO
He even let Vulkan beat the shit of him
HE BEGGED VULKAN TO KILL HIM
AND VULKAN DIDNT KILL HIM
Was that before or after he captured him
curzes nature is blameless
i always mag dump my first serving of ammunition into swagger at the beginning of that mission bc i hate that motherfucker so much
After
Curze didn't fight back when Vulkan escaped
He let himself get beaten the shit out of and begged Vulkan to kill him
I need his headgear cosmetic something bad, though. :<
Vulkan just teleported away
i don't play helldivers so this is lost on me
my wifey and i might try it out tho hmm
relatable
mf meatball menace
An enemy known for just glitching through terrain.
they are not bound by simple euclidian physics
To be fair, Darktide and Helldivers 2 use the same engine.
swagger hiding behind a wall of heretics and rannick just chatting with him like nothing's sus
bc they spawn so far away and then just take their sweet time pathing to you while the boss music just goes crazy
is he stupid
chat is this true
He also almost killed the Lion in combat like twice, Lion was saved by complete chance both times
Lmao
They're both made by Swedes, too!
the i in interrogator stands for idiot smh
Because he doesnt try enough to fight back plus because hes really easy to read
He's one of those characters that are "unkillable" so he's just there to display the strength of other characters?
Has no fighting style, pure strength
i like this explanation a lot
because he cannot die so if beaten will just return to life without any major character death
Not even, he has no reasons to actually fight for real
Post daemonhood he also just doesnt care if he dies since he can just come back
ty guys im satisfied with the conclusion
isotope - 238
I mean, I'm just guessing. 
Angron isnt even one of the strongest primarchs
And he purely relied on his strength
To win
Since he actually had no technique
All he knew was slave martial arts
Which wasnt good
he picks fights he cant win :3
cause he big angy
No
Best he ever did was hold a warhound titan from squashing Lorgar but like
I mean I think the nails pretty much took away any thought process he had
RED MAN MAD
Vulkan and Ferrus would clear that
Wasnt he lowkey goated as a gladiator as well
Not to mention his band of fighters fought off an army on a mountain with nothing but sticks and stones
Even without the nails
He hated emps too much to actually try to be a good son for him
big angy
Ferrus is stated to be the strongest and also biggest primarch iirc
Vulkan is pretty close too
I think Dorn might be up there?
But hes not that much into pure physique to care
(for good reasons)
(blood) (skulls)
Don't think Ferrus does much anymore.
The evil twink will pay
angron v ferrus 1v1
Im not one to make fun of names much but I cant get help but chuckle a little about that one dude in 40k whos always angry is named Angron
watch him come back after GW runs out of primarchs to bring back to the setting
Ferrus would DEMOLISH Angron lmao
Not even a close fight
Ferrus wins
🤨
They have like 4 primarchs to bring back theyre fine
That's funny, because even if it is meant in different ways they both lose their head. 
4 primarchs won't sustain record sales forever
Ferrus was strong and tall as fuck, plus he was the best weaponsmith in the Imperium
He also hand TWO hands made out of the same material necrons are made of
yeah but red man angry
Red man aint smart enough to win
Lost to a demon possesing his brother tho
Fulgrim was a better duelist, daemon stole his skill in combat to kill Ferrus
angron better angry man
Skarbrand best angry guy.
ful grip
If only Ferrus let his emotions get to him and waited for Vulkan to confront Fulgrim he wouldn't have died
skarbrand is my steam profile background
I get him having tunnel vision of just wanting to kill Fulgrim back in Istvan but yeah
Sad days for the Iron Hands
Not even the strongest greater daemon khorne has smh
Not sad enough
in fantasy thats the best khorne has
Khabamda >>>
Only lost to Sanguinius
Sad enough they wanted to replace geneseed implants with other augments
I nevet got that part
Do you also hate knocking sounds? 
fantasy > as far as im concerned
i do hate knocking sounds i cant tell if thats a joke lol
Is the aughments theyre having better than the geneseed or..?
Emperor TTS reference. :3
Sometimes.
No.
played any rotten recently?
on occasion i am known to partake in darktide
A little bit, why?
Fantasy is mid
die
L take
me and a couple of others are crashing like every rotten mission
Theyre just stupid
seems like the mission is hypersensitive to the amount of rotten enemies spawned
Current chapter masters for Iron Hands are trying to remove the "aufmentics are better" mindset they have rn
it just aborts the mission if theres too many
I've not experienced that. I think there was something about the latest patch bringing some performance issues they're hammering out.
abolish the iron hands
Iron Warriors are better anyways
love me a iron warrior
Obviously, one is a hand, the other a warrior.
peter turbo is my favorite primarch in terms of actual character
for example, i was doing a rotten 40 and everythikng was going well until the end, when one of my teammates decided to speedrun, which led to a bunch of rotten spawning.. then mission aborted
Im going to kilk you
Sweet release from this mortal coil, at last.
Hes up there for me as well but me likey either Horus or Sanguinius better
Sorry, no idea. :<
i like vulkan talking shit to them :>
You aint a dark souls boss speak normal
snoreguinius
Vulkan is a mid primarch anyways
After careful consideration I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
immortal
can come back from his body being thrown out of orbit in weeks
hasnt come back for 10k years
based
they are all fucking mid, literal superhero slopcoded ahh
Khan > Lion > Vulkan
atleast girly man embraces his cringe :D
yeah shit take
Robot Gorrilaman
You use a chud soyjack as a pfp please stop talking
vulkan>khan>lion
yeah and
I dont know much about White Scars aside from a few tidbits
robert grilled dan
mongol man fast
Theyre based and actual have common sense which is rare in 40k
Fulgrim is the best Primarch, because he's cute af.
I heard you do strange things to your sons
Counter argument: Sanguinius, who was also a big vampire with wings
goth emo bf
the priming arch fr
Very true. Sadly he's not available. :<
Sir thats Corvus Corax
I know Khan wasn't quickto jump sides when the Heresy was taking root, and was actually investigating
He is, but in the warp
It seems my journey is taking me into the warp! Off we go!
Yeah he was a critical thinker, he also hated the Imperium and even was religious to his homeworlds beliefs
see you there as well, soldiah
and awaaaaay we go
Worst case, you can have Sanguinius and I'll grab Fulgrim.
honestly dont know if somethings wrong with me, but ive been listening to a lot of kurt kobaine
Funny how some if not most of the Primarchs hate the Imperium but went along with the whole Great Crusade anyway committing mass xenocides
Yaaay
prolly not even the worst things they did but eh
They didnt hate the Imperium, they just didnt agree with the Emperor
Funny that you say that when playlist threw Foo Fighters at me. Close enough, I guess. 
everyone can get behind some xenocide 
The only ones who HATED the IMPERIUM were the ones who turned renegade/chaos
Fair nuff 
Emperor kinda had that coming, though.
here's the coolest thing you've ever seen
primarchs: I hate this
I agree
"Coolest thing" and is a fascist regime
food fighters 
they beat up broccoli
enlightened fascist regime
science fiction
Still fascist
boring rage bait is boring
Out of all the shit dads out there, he sure was the shittest.
But the Imperium itself was a victim to the Heresy just as much as the Primarchs
What about the uncle, Malcador or sum shih
Somehow he's better than Timmy's parents from Fairy Odd Parents
Which uh
Is alarming.
insert video of dog doing kickflip
Damn, that's one cool dog.
rad
Malcador was an enabler to Emps attitude and did his bidding like a loyal servant so he deserves it too
Everyone is a victim to the Emperor
hotdog actually
Biomass! ..oOwOo..
theres a video of that???
ive never actually read any instances of the emperor interacting with others
when does this happen
id assume
Most of Siege of Terra books
okay good to know
Emps was literally a narcissist that wasnt capable of feelings
And he admits that to Malcador
He literally manipulated everyone for his favor
Probably Pepsi or some shit like that.
Man was an absolute monster
cus i was going to make a comment of how dumb it seems to have the almighty emperor of mankind fumble so profoundly so often
but idk how he acts really
what the dog doin
doggin it
What de hell dey doin' ova der?
The imperium becoming a beaucratic mess is 100 percent Malcador's fault. He doesn't get enough hate
but would it have lasted otherwise?
The Emperor seems to be (or acts as one) who has many different opinions and feelings to all things at the same time
Even when he would share sentimental point of views with the primarchs he also didn't care enough to see them sons
He saw then as tools
Who were only meant to he used and discarted
He had no proper love for them
See angron
Most of his "feelings" towards his sons or overall anyone were manipulative, only made to make him see more likeable to those he saw as better than others
That's why he seemed more fond of Horus and turned him Warmaster
But Horus was just another tool
reasonable crashout
The traitor primarchs were not the only ones to see trough the Emperors eyes but the only ones with enough motivation to try and kill him
it seems foolish for him to not even create a facade of fatherly love
Those who stayed by Emperors side also knew Emps was an evil ruler
But instead they chose to stay by his side
He did, but not to all of them
He had his favorites
Those who were more loyal and useful
And then there's angron
favorites among the beings he crafted himself
angron my beloved father
Ya boy Morty
hear my prayers big red man
angry ronald save me
Yes
Horus, Sanguinius and Guilliman were his most favorites sons
Lion was up there but his big 3 were those
angry ronald deliver me their skulls
Curze was a monster that should of been put down, mortarion was an incapable hypocrite, and most of perti's issues were self imposed
Horus was the first primarch to be found, spent the most time close to emps
nope
Sanguinius because ofc, Sangy had his fathers charisma and was loyal
And Guilliman because he had inherited his leadership abilities
The Lion was still somewhat, secretive and distant
Though he was the first primarch
I did like that one scene about the Lion and big E during Horus's coronation to war master
Guilliman also was the one who had a failsafe in case the Imperium ever fell
Which is ofc Ultramar
Was a good dialogue, and I think its where Lions silent loyalty comes from
Wonder what happened to him tho
Mia
He survived, by being dead. In pretend.
Last thing I think we know is that his hand was just left somewhere in his chambers as a sick joke or something and is now MIA
Iirc last seen being invaded by some chaos marines
He was raided by CSM
But they did leave his arm right, or am i misremembering that bit
Could be wrong tho
Cuz.. imperial 'fist'
game put me in asian lobbies cause it says I have 1 ms in them and I was wondering why I was lagging so hard lmao
All the primarch's are never-dies, except horous and sangunines, so he'll probably be back
Ferrus is also dead
So is Curze
And Alpharius
And Sanguinus
He could come back, same with curze

If GW wants, they can force it
He already mentioned Sangy, but Sangy is actually active inside the warp
Oh , didnt see
They could only come back with warp shenanigans and like daemons or shit like that
I butchered the spelling
Actually isnt there also a cloned version of Fulgrim out there
without the chaos taint
Yeah
He talks to Dante alongside the Sanguinor
He is literally the one keeping Dante alive
i thought it got taken out back
In one of bile's books
iirc it died
Huh, he did? I thought he was just nabbed by Trazyn
I thought he was just in trazyns zoo
as another collection to his weird managery
Yewh which is almost the same thing as dying cause nobody escaping his collection
Except for creeds jacket
I mean, I'll take it
That specifically escaped
Hello, when does the paid store reset
I liked EC pre heresy so here's hoping they do something with it 
Horus is the only primarch who literally cannot come back at all since his soul got deleted
Curze, Sangy, Ferrus and Alpharius can come back with warp shenanigans but honestly I prefer them dead due to the tragedy of it all
Never found curze tragic, but i agree
Don't bring them back
Dear lawd its late, i should eep
Honestly I wouldn't mind that much if Sanguinius came back since we know he is an active warp presence keeping Dante alive alongside the Sanguinor and the dark part of the Blood Angel chapter
gn folks 🛌
But I think the Black Rage
And the tragedy for them
Is too iconic
To bring him back
Curze could come back maybe if presented as Malice daemon primarch which could be kinda cool
Ferrus already showed up with the Legion of the Damned
Alpharius is just dead, nothing ever happened related to him after Dorn killed him
Which is funny
Hello, does anyone know when the next paid store reset is?
Probably next Thursday
Next Fursday, innit?
Ok
I honestly thought Curze was Tyberos reborn
i personally think the emperor is a flawless father
Tyberos's claws are mid
Obviously it's the other way around.
Every single one of his sons saw him as a failed father
EVEN THE CUSTODES DID
What do you mean
He has chainsaws beneath the claws...
introducing the chainclaw
Yeah which is stupid imo
Curze's is way better because at least it sounds more practical than Tyberos's
Because with Curze you can hold things and theres no chance of the chainsaw blades clocking with meat or armor chunks
Chainswords can literally fucking clog because of too much gore embedded on it
Plus the metal finger tips can do the same amount of damage as the power blades on the fists than the chainblades
🐰
Some people may still have issues with it
is there a problem with darktide login rn?
tried twice and get stuck on infinite loading after operative select
Darktide sucks at optimization
🤠
You winning? :>
Absolute chat death
I’m not
How's it going
It’s my gfs ‘leaving drinks” with her former work and I’ve been invited
Aww. How do I help. :<
I take it you like goths or smth
Yikes. Have fun. 
Luckily my work are functional middle aged alcoholics
So I’m 5 pints deep on my way to play the role of domestic abuser
Who's karkin they stubber rn
||I just want to be playing Darktide rn||
Gonna wear the classic white muscle shirt or go with smth a bit more quirky
I need a busty goth mommy ngl
Same. Boyfriend is taking me somewhere and I don't know where. Guess this relationship is finally gonna find out which one of us is the serial killer.
Turn up, slur my name, slump into a chair and stare frantically at people for 4 hours
Everyone wants a goth, until they actually get one
What if you like it?
Gotta pretend to be unphased
“Oh.. great..”
Nah I still want one
Licht talking from experience.
After what age are goths no longer goths and just people that smell???
Actually, yeah
Goth doesn't have an age limit, emo and scene do.
Fairrr
I kinda go for the reformed crackhead look tbf
You pull it off, too!
🤭

7.95 for a Guinness
Daylight robbery.
That’s like 3/4 of a Krieg skin
On the train I heard some kids laughing about 6 7 so I’m content
I did the hand gestures to myself

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS THE EXPEDITIONS CAN NOW BE SOLOED
Bro outting with his latina gf, talking about krieg skins on Darktide discord
I was just reading my book, and I’ve had a sort of mental / spiritual epiphany of sorts. I feel pretty darn great right now pals.
fantasy book?
Philosophy

oooooo who?
Time to play fnv and read dialogues
meditations by marcus aurelius? 
Priorities 
real
None of the ancients this time, but it’s Michael A. Singer’s “The Untethered Soul.”
@little marten Have you attempted to admit the gf into Darktide
Ah yes, the Hegelian Dialectics. 
Or is she too poo poo with aims that you afraid it'd give you aneurysm instead
reaching out to tzeentch personally
I see that you work out at the library as well. 
Books be heavy
Latin*
So true.
lo siento

Vampires
Her uncle.. actually this might be a self dox
Stop
Now I may have a relatively good idea
😈
But I do not seek nurgle 
She don’t care for Warhammer if I try talk about it I see the eyes glaze over
My gf listens intently if i talk about warhammer 
She even has begun to reference some of it 
"you smell like nurgle"
True
Nah i shower twice a day
Do you work on the field or something
I work very heavily and go home drenched in sweat
Oh i see, justified
Walking to work rn
Also ROMAN not Romanian myb
he does shifts in the ball crushing factory
Bro bends rebars
what do u doi
I do lots of stuff

Mostly heavy lifting
are you mayhaps fork lift certified?
And on that note i gotta go clock in, have fun 

Do you got a pee bottle
he defo works in the ball crushing factory
The long-day factory
Job description just says;
Hard work
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mind you I joke but I’m 30 and have never worked more than 2 days 9-5 in a row
fucking dosser
High functioning poxwalker
What u do
Get remote work king
retail 
😔
So you can get depressed at home instead of outside
Can you drive?

id get way too distracted at home
Buy a food truck
nah
cost way too much now
It's so over
Idk. My friend and i played fnv with dlcs fairlyclose together. We had deep discussion about all 4 courier paths and all of dlcs
How old are you? Are you bald?
just get an office job
30 and no
fuck no
And lie on your cv
Real
Ur U.K. so just put me as a reference
i got the post brexit geezer lad fade haircut
woaw ur rlly old

Oh lol, I thought this was a reference to when Caesar incorrectly talked about the Hegelian Dialectics. 
I'm going to add you as a reference on my resume, but as "nurgle gamer"
Clearly a name to be trusted
Next time I get a unknown caller I’ll make sure to start the call with a long fart 😥
But You are old :(
Not being bald already won you 50% of the game
May you be forcibly bathed
No one can wash me
How is every strike party and team empty right now
Missus so young the only tax she aware of rn is fanum 🙈🙈🙈
Best to keep it that way
It’s those damm teenagers and their sex words
Nope. Literal sense
I love good banter, but good lord we should be on the game
I hardly know myself but I think its some streamer non sense

The beneficent emperor requires a strike team to deploy
We must bathe the heretics in the consequence of sin
30 is young yet
-# This has been a morale reinforcement message
Not to cope
Play fnv and analize character on philosophical lvl
Youngness test.
Is your back okay?
But I don’t think a 2026 30 is the same as 2016 30
30 the new 20 
Every 10 years we pushing in back lmao
Cringe
Be silent, loyalist
Yeah no, not at all. I mean have you look at pictures of people in their 30s back then?
👴
What the fuck does this mean 😭
Real coin toss
Think a little harder and you'll understand
Its not that hard Missus
Kill me at 80
Does it mean that more people at 30 are like, extremely immature?
We’ll be here Dw
Kill me when I can't do basic tasks like bathing myself
So, 80
I only want to die when I can no longer take care of myself
I know some old lady in my family who's 81 and literally is still dancing and dating people
80 aint the limit if you take good care of yourself
But bathing is cringe
She's a vampire
No it means they're considered younger now than they were back then
Please take a shower, Missus
Probably
Oh. cool
But I’d rather analyze myself and thereby better myself. 
Criiiinge
Understandable
It's not (it is)
I am smartest
Sure, buddy
Sure
I haven't bathed since last year
Also to those that play stalker. Stalker 2 dlc announcement

ye i dont believe it
Neither have I. Cause I shower. Baths are lame
Thats what you think...
The only shower I take is axe body spray
alright its defo a bit
Save your money, download Gamma, buy Atomic Heart instead

Mmm what flavor
Chocolate axe body spray. How delightful lol
isn't there fuckin like
pizza flavor...
bodywash or something?
I couldve sworn
who the fuck wants to smell like pizza
I'ma taste delicious 😈
It means you're up past your bedtime, go to bed 
Only problem with body spray is that it just disappears in 2 minutes
What's the point?
Chat
mf its 2pm
bites you
Indeed you will
There exist Pizza scent Parfume
FIX THE SERVERS NOW
Also Bacon

You need scent oils. I got some and they are baller
I smell like a vanilla bean plucked from the garden of eden
what servers
Don't go near Gordon Ramsey bro
the game servers bro what else
can't even play auric with friends cause shit keeps kicking me out, even though im the host
nah discord was tweaking out yesterday
More hamsters for the server throne!
It will 
Well first make sure you deploy your mods
if ur using vortex
Always does
v*rtex 🤢

im a manual mod download chad
ah...
not sure how thats gonna go
idk why you dont use a manager
no ur an oldhead lost in your ways
manual mod management is pretty easy tbh.
It is but having a manager makes a a whole lot more convenient
dont want a mod no more? just disable it
Boomers when they try to send an email:
ok thats more like actual old ppl behavior
My dad throws a fit when he cant find microsoft edge
Tell him he needs to edge harder 😈
Shoots you
Can do that manually as well with the mod loader.
How weird would darktide be if they made a ork freeboy a playable character
very.
Pls do, end my misery 
Yes, but also no. If you're using a small amount of mods, its not really any different. If you're using a lot, then it depends entirely on your mod manager and Vortex makes that no easier than doing it manually because it has both a shit means of doing load orders and it doesnt use a VFS like Mo2 does which means it can very easily start bloating your install. (Probably not relevant for Darktide, but it would be for something like a BGS titles where you could well have 500 or so mods)
i only have like 5 mods rn
how it feels putting an anime girl in my disguise kit
all qol shit really


