general-chat

[quaint moss]

DEER GOD

[delicate vapor]

ok

[wild vector]

My little pony 40k miniatures

[quaint moss]

Literally :3

[feral vessel]

DO YOU ALSO WANNA SEE

[quaint moss]

sure

[feral vessel]

SPONSOR MY DEMONS
FEED. ME. THE CASH!

[quaint moss]

im just chilling

[wild vector]

Feed you fertilizer

[gloomy tartan]

The fuck is this

lol

[somber stream]

Guys imma do a Darktide Impression

"Moans"

[dire kayak]

merp

[dire kayak]

can i show my exemplar shatterflare to you

[wild vector]

Damn

[astral basin]

You did it wrong
Thats a darktider impression

[somber stream]

@nocturne bloom

[delicate vapor]

Karien

Karien Karien

[feral vessel]

CAN WE BOMB HIVE TERTIUM ALREADY

[wild vector]

Bomber ready

[feral vessel]

DETONATE THE HERETIC AUSPEXES!!

[dire kayak]

[inner nimbus]

hey gamers, need your thoughts on smth

[dire kayak]

do tell

[quaint moss]

blow it up

[amber delta]

hey im a Gamer

[gloomy tartan]

Please let us give you our thoughts

[somber stream]

Wait wrong skaven

[dire kayak]

where's nurgle gamer when we need him

[feral vessel]

@little marten

[gloomy tartan]

Africa

[inner nimbus]

making a Sylvari character in GW 2, they're basically a race of Arthurian-themed plant-people
they're a Mesmer, who basically use their mind to bend reality and overwhelm their enemies with illusions and such

with that context, which spelling do you guys prefer, Gwynervain or Gwynerveine

[cobalt lichen]

Bold of you to assume I have thoughts

[amber delta]

the second one

[dire kayak]

the second one

[gloomy tartan]

Vein I think

[quaint moss]

garden warfare?

[inner nimbus]

Guild Wars 2

[amber delta]

sylvari are based

[quaint moss]

OH i like that game, bit old

[dire kayak]

wait,,,,

plant people?

[amber delta]

plant people

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all like plant people

[dire kayak]

merp does

[tepid flare]

Gwyner-"vine"

[inner nimbus]

ye sylvari are cool, maybe my 2nd fav race

[gloomy tartan]

What about spriggans

[feral vessel]

PLANT PEOPLE?

MESE

MEE!

[gloomy tartan]

Spriggans are the elite ball knowledge

[dire kayak]

you're the only plant person i wouldnt throw an immolation grenade at

[inner nimbus]

maybe, I kind of came up with the name combining Gwynevieve and the plant vervain, sometimes also spelled verveine

[quaint moss]

i was og playing the furry stand in for orks

[gloomy tartan]

Mfs from elder scrolls think they want a fire atronussy

[inner nimbus]

Charr, they're my fav race lol

[gloomy tartan]

When they really want some sprussy

Spriggans killing you for like collecting a flower is funny

Oh you grabbed a berry from a bush or you plucked a flower

Get attacked by a grizzly bear and some Bees and a deer

[inner nimbus]

anyhow thanks bunches gamers

[delicate vapor]

dad just let out the most villain sounding laugh

[dire kayak]

literally me

[astral basin]

Hmmm

[delicate vapor]

mom told him she was hiding his stash of alcohol and he eventually found it

[astral basin]

Spriggans are like ents
Imagine groot

[quaint moss]

pirates treasure

[delicate vapor]

she hid it in the WORSE way possible

[quaint moss]

sewer tank?

[delicate vapor]

under my bed

[quaint moss]

XD
wtf lol

mine now >:3
woulda been my thought

[delicate vapor]

only way I found it was when I dropped something and it rolled under my bed

[dire kayak]

i need headpats

[delicate vapor]

pat

[obtuse oak]

second one

[somber stream]

|˶˙ᵕ˙ )ﾉﾞ(◕‿◕)

[obtuse oak]

seems more sylvari for whatever reason.

I remember putting a lot of thought into my sylvari name also

[inner nimbus]

I mean I put a lot of thought into all my characters' names in all MMOs lol

[obtuse oak]

mine was a necro so I ended up combing two words from tolkien's elven languages to make Duatheryn, which means "dead forest"

[astral basin]

Something about adding extra vowels

[south valve]

How good is the patch?

Use only 3 letters

And 2 syllables

[inner nimbus]

well all aside my main, the Charr, who I had to name after my ratboy, but someone took Shelk Stonetooth, so instead, went with his original name, Zhelk Stonetooth

[inner inlet]

i have a quick question, how often does the commodore's vestures rotate?

[wooden creek]

Every other thursday

[inner nimbus]

every two weeks on a Thursday

[inner inlet]

Ai told me it should rotate today?

or next one

[wooden creek]

Schedule was shifted due to update, next thursday

[inner inlet]

aah, thank you very much

[rare pulsar]

Why tf did they remove field improvs ability to refill you from expedition ammo store.

That is some whack shit

[somber stream]

Vet players were having too much fun

Can't have that

[astral basin]

“Online dating is tough. Every time i meet someone new, they end up in jail.”
-a 10yo comedian

[celest ingot]

Can somebody tell me if extracting with reliquary now counts toward the penance? Latest patch only mentions depositing by teammate in sanctuary as fixed

[brazen pelican]

Someone on the forums asked the same and tried it, at least for them it worked.

[amber delta]

this reminds me of a hit tweet that I probably am not allowed to cite here

[celest ingot]

Splendid. "SHOULD be fixed" instead of "was fixed" didn't really fill me with much hope.

[somber stream]

Sounds like a Bo Burnham thing

[rare pulsar]

😩

[buoyant loom]

gnurshk

[tulip kettle]

Guys fatshark told me the next class is Marilyn Monroe

[mild harbor]

can someone help me level up pls

[rocky radish]

What's holding you back?

[cosmic burrow]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[mild harbor]

constantly failing missions and being kicked off

i get little xp for a 20 minutes of a game

[feral vessel]

does anyone here play rain worl..

i need to ask a question

[rocky radish]

Which class are you playing? And are you doing the first difficulty?

[mild harbor]

nobodys inviting me

[mild harbor]

arbitrator and yes but i get half xp for it, likewise for malice

[dire kayak]

a little

[cosmic burrow]

Half xp?

How

[dire kayak]

like not even halfway to finishing survivor

[mild harbor]

i do 40 minute of the mission and i barely level up

compared to heresy

which grants 1 level up per completion

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah sound about right

[rain pilot]

bingus

[narrow peak]

chat, which class do you reckon is the most popular rn

[marsh iris]

what lvl

[cosmic burrow]

Vet

Always will be

[rocky radish]

Are you using 3 +10% XP curios?

[narrow peak]

istg i see like 2x more zealots and arbites

[mild harbor]

no i never knew that was a thing i was just trying to follow a build

[cosmic burrow]

Statistics dont lie

[mild harbor]

11 atm

[narrow peak]

where stats

[cosmic burrow]

At fatshark

[narrow peak]

[stable bison]

havoc mission aborted, when is this stuff gonna get fixed man

[rocky radish]

Ah. Yeah, level 11 is kinda low for heresy. That might explain why people aren't adding you

[dire kayak]

they call me the garbage goober

[elder oasis]

Who calls you that

[marsh iris]

ough, do uprising until 15 then malice until 20 then heresy 25, also get experience perks on all curios

[elder oasis]

We should mercy sanction the block fodder

[dire kayak]

they do

[elder oasis]

:(

[amber delta]

garbag gooner

[feral vessel]

oooh

guuh

i guess you can still helpp

[feral vessel]

stalker soc reference?

[rocky radish]

I'd offer to help with training and XP grinding, but I already have plans to play Toxic Commando with some folks when I get home

[feral vessel]

i fucking love garbage

30 thousand bandits on da way to agroprom

[mild harbor]

the only garbage is remastered edition

[dire kayak]

tellll

[mild harbor]

original SOC is fine

[feral vessel]

dmmmm???

[mild harbor]

modded is good

but remastered is dogshit

[dire kayak]

people call me garbage goober cause i suck

[feral vessel]

OGSR/OGSE is peak Stalker experience

[mild harbor]

all the ukrainian devs of stalker left and replaced by turds

[cosmic burrow]

What mint?

[mild harbor]

i was just venting over stalker remastered

an abysmal release

[feral vessel]

We all hate STALKER remastered.

[little marten]

OK LETS BOYCOTT PEARL ABYSS

[cosmic burrow]

I have the og trilogy and stalker 2

[pallid robin]

Dataminers found confirmation of Admech

[thorn wedge]

I didn't see the fix I was looking for : (

[limber light]

did they fix the hair colours yet?

[thorn wedge]

Something something expedition music

[pallid robin]

Specifically they found notes for a Transonic weapon that is part of the Admech's arsenal in lore

[limber light]

nice

[pallid robin]

so robit are coming

[thorn wedge]

If you guys morbius yourself an.admech release again...

I'm gonna point and laugh

[coarse mauve]

are spawns fixed? couldnt find it in the hotfix. like huge groups of ambience in places where there shouldnt be enemies

[cosmic burrow]

I just expect new class. Leaks point it will be admech

[limber light]

if you didn't see it in the notes just assume it wasn't fixed

[cosmic burrow]

I will see when it realeases

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[thorn wedge]

When It releases sure

And I'll be happy too

I just think it's very very funny

The community gaslit themselves so.bad

People crashed out when it was scum

[pallid robin]

whatever we find in the wastes must be enough to get a forgeworld to sit up and listen

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

I also expected new class whatever will it be

Be it hive scum we got or something else

[limber light]

i hope its admech because it'll fit the new frame and insignia

Arch-Explorator and Explorator Primus go hard

[buoyant loom]

praying to gork and mork we get a skitarii

[limber light]

I'll be happy with literally anything admech related

[fiery fractal]

I’m trying to enjoy the game but all the randoms rushing is really taking the fun out of the game, constantly feel like I’m sprinting to keep up with my team mates,

I know the game spawns more enemies when you take it slow but still

[limber light]

expeditions?

[fiery fractal]

I’m coming from Space Marine 2 which is much slower paced even on the highest difficulties

[limber light]

or just the game in general?

[fiery fractal]

just the game in general

[cosmic burrow]

Sm2 is much worse game than dt

[limber light]

mmmm not much you can do about that but you could also try asking your teammates to take it more slow

[cosmic burrow]

Well

Keep up or die

Thats the rule on low lvls

[misty smelt]

You gotta keep moving

[fiery wave]

I mean, different style. This is more fast paced. The slowest you get is on uprising, but then gas gas gas cos not enough enemies.

[cosmic burrow]

Once you get to heresy it gets more coherent

[limber light]

is it just a pace issue or are you trying to get secrets too or something

[elder oasis]

But like it wouldnt hurt for the team to slow a little if a new player is figuring stuff out :p

[cosmic burrow]

Because there are no secrets in dt like sm2

[fiery fractal]

Well sure yeah, and explore, just try to play the game basically, maybe I’m too old for this style of game idk

[fiery fractal]

Hah yeah this yeah

[cosmic burrow]

How old are you

[fiery fractal]

34

[cosmic burrow]

Also what region of the world

[fiery fractal]

Europe

[limber light]

just ask your team to slow down
most people are decently amicable

[cosmic burrow]

We have 55y.o here that shits on all of the mainstream dt youtubers

Like literally

[elder oasis]

Yep nothing hidden in darktide ever, they never put puzzles in levels that hide a skull.

Tho i reccomend doing martyrs skulls with a 4 man so you arent angering a random who doesnt want to wait the extra time it takes to do some of the puzzles

[cosmic burrow]

People are rather amicable. Unless they are french

[elder oasis]

Oof

[brazen pelican]

FRENCH!? WHERE!?

[limber light]

when i do skulls with randoms on the team I'll usually announce at the start of the round that I'm doing that

[lavish parcel]

maybe because you don't say hello

lmao

[fiery fractal]

How to even use chat on ps5 lol?

[tired steeple]

Hello

Nice to feet you

[cosmic burrow]

Oh

That explain a lot

[limber light]

Oh

[elder oasis]

Listen here you little shit

[fiery fractal]

I’m not playing on pc

[limber light]

i have no idea

[somber stream]

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

[turbid turtle]

That's ironic because the only reason I know about the puzzles was from dropping into a game with a random who was doing them

[limber light]

i got most of my skulls because of randoms lol

[dire kayak]

am sad but writing

[tired steeple]

Hello goober

[misty smelt]

Just say something in voice chat that youre new and you just dont know where to go and arent trying to lag too far behind. Ive never met a toxic person in this game, people are usually pretty chill

[dire kayak]

haiiiii

[fiery wave]

Also how ppl hate console players.

[tawdry edge]

Why are you sad goober

[brazen pelican]

French behavior.

[elder oasis]

Some randoms do them for sure, my friends and I couldnt figure one out then a hive scum replaced our bot and did it in 2 seconds after we asked politely if they knew how to do it lol

[limber light]

what's wrong with console players

[fiery fractal]

lol nope not French

[limber light]

?

[cosmic burrow]

I dont hate console players. They need to be protected

[brazen pelican]

[misty smelt]

Please censor the word fr*nch

[cosmic burrow]

No

[somber stream]

He's right, my Fr*nch'Ometer is not tingling

[fiery wave]

Some ppl will help, many will just run ahead and bitch when nobody follows them.

[dire kayak]

don't have motivation for paint and don't know what do

[cosmic burrow]

Sleep

Or sex

[fiery wave]

Is more, playing a twitch shooter with tank controller controls. Get mocked a lot.

[low blade]

Do not have sex with your minis

[tawdry edge]

Some times ur just not feeling it and thats fine, just focus on doing something else and come back when you have enough motivation

[tired steeple]

THAT WONT STOP ME

[limber light]

Ohhh i see

[fiery fractal]

I feel like this game is better enjoyed with friends?

[dire kayak]

but whyyyy

[limber light]

I've never played with a controller in my life so i wouldn't know

[fiery wave]

It is.

Even duos can be more fun than pubs.

[limber light]

it is but that also applies to the majority of games

[fiery fractal]

I tried playing with my wife who is also a gamer but her play style doesn’t jive with mine

[brazen pelican]

Imagine having friends. :<

[misty smelt]

I mean, all games are prolly more fun with friends lol

[lavish parcel]

tbh only havoc is a problem without friend

[cosmic burrow]

How so?

[fiery fractal]

I wouldn’t know honestly, single player gamer since I’ve been a gamer lol

[fiery wave]

Unless you playing some divorce/breakup simulator like Monopoly.

[brazen pelican]

Mario Party.

[tawdry edge]

New nickname

[somber stream]

League of Legends

[fiery fractal]

She has adhd and plays very chaotic, basically playing like the randoms I find online lol

[fiery wave]

Gotta give and take and cover each other in a way.

[tawdry edge]

She sounds perfect for this game

[lavish parcel]

just carry harder easy

[limber light]

I've also got adhd and this game has captivated me so hard

[fiery fractal]

Yeah, maybe it’s me idk

[turbid turtle]

Same

[lavish parcel]

just play hive scum to delete the deamonhost she rush easy

[brazen pelican]

I don't have ADHD, I just follow the trail of heretics going "Oh, piece of candy!".

[elder oasis]

Hive scum does fight hosts pretty well, especially when you deal fent

[tawdry edge]

Oh a piece of candy!
eats a heretic

[lavish parcel]

hive scum fight everything easy tbh

[tired steeple]

Anyone wanna get divorced

[brazen pelican]

Biomass is biomass, after all.

[elder oasis]

Yes but if their kit was balanced the corruption heals and great dodges would still make them great host fighters is what im saying XD

[lavish parcel]

yes

[grand terrace]

anyone else here getting crashes with rotten?
mission aborts

[elder oasis]

I love scum, i do wish they werent op so i feel less bad but then i remember i suck so who cares

[fiery wave]

So that's why you are halfway across the map.

[tired steeple]

I should get on with some of you

Sometime

Alexander still wants me to play with him I should also do that

[brazen pelican]

I'm a moth and the heretics are flames I need to extinguish.

[tawdry edge]

Been a while since I last saw him here

Whar happened

[tired steeple]

He was here yesterday

Or the day before

For a short bit

[tawdry edge]

Damn didnt see it

[zenith glade]

stun the killer shedletsky

[somber stream]

So World War Z, a horde shooter, has a car. With a gun on top

Darktide, has Chimera IFV on the field, fully modelled

Hmmm

[dire kayak]

that's my job!!!!!

[dire kayak]

he probably just isn't really interested in talking here we talk a lot

[faint isle]

I tried to check yesterday what i missed during 2h i was away as had conversation going, phone showed 350+ new messages and i just gave up even trying to scroll.

[delicate vapor]

vghatr

[tired compass]

did they fix the hair color?

[fiery wave]

Just eat the stuff on the other side of the map.

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[delicate vapor]

food

?

[dire kayak]

but im very hungy

[delicate vapor]

IM FUCKIN HUNGRY

[dire kayak]

so i eat EVERYTHING

[delicate vapor]

food karien

[tawdry edge]

Truee

[tawdry edge]

Nuh thats MY job

[delicate vapor]

resort to desperate measures...

stealing food

[brazen pelican]

Who would do such a thing?!

[delicate vapor]

ME

[little marten]

🙋‍♂️

[little marten]

Only steal what puts the victim at such an impasse they cannot physically catch

[little marten]

Happy Thursday

[brazen pelican]

FURSDAY, INNIT!

[dire kayak]

okay

how about

you get to eat the heretics, i get to eat kayex

[little marten]

🙈

[visual vortex]

Good Thursday

[tawdry edge]

Hmmm... sounds.... doable

[brazen pelican]

How are we doing today?

[tawdry edge]

[dire kayak]

kayex looks nutritious

[elder oasis]

Dont eat kayex :(

[dire kayak]

i could gnaw on him for days,,,,

[elder oasis]

Kayex is my favourite senile old man

Hes just a sweet guy who likes his funny servo skulls

Hadron also voices her disdain for his fondness of the rejects, meaning besides morrow, he may be the only one on the ship that likes us XD.

Tho morrow is more a tough love kind of Dad who isnt emotionally strong enough to hug his kids kinda guy

[rain pilot]

I am in agony

[river ingot]

stop comparing yourself to others instead believe that agony can only exist relative to the pain levels of others that you dont compare yourself too

[elder merlin]

So how ass is farming the new ink frame lady? @brazen pelican

[rain pilot]

I got a nerve condition

Ya twat

[elder oasis]

Really you look very smug and happy with that cigarette.

"Honey you know how we always talk about getting a puppy?"

Lol

[rain pilot]

Lmao

You know

also this pfp is going to be me when I get my fucken weed delivery

[brazen pelican]

No idea, haven't been on since last time with you. :3

[rain pilot]

My nerves will be numb af

[elder oasis]

Bro is in physical pain and you tried to pep talk like you are Goggins or whatever his name is lol

[elder merlin]

Ah, i see

[tawdry edge]

"Weed delivery"

[rain pilot]

Yes

[teal token]

Steel Legion revamp?

[tawdry edge]

Concept art was revealed

[rain pilot]

Weed delivered to my home

[elder merlin]

No

[elder oasis]

Its coming

[tawdry edge]

Dat about it

[teal token]

Hello comrade Joe the Easy

[elder merlin]

For what now?

[rain pilot]

Heyoooooo

Other than the leg pain

[elder oasis]

They literally showed off the art just to appease the rabid fans lol

[rain pilot]

I am actually pretty happy

[tawdry edge]

Untortunately... steel legion fans are getting something other than a bullet in their head

[tawdry edge]

New steel legion models

[brazen pelican]

Steel Legion is the yellow Kriegers, right?

[elder merlin]

I'll believe whatever that is when i never see it

[tawdry edge]

Yes

[elder oasis]

And Wazdakka finally has an actual model

[amber delta]

steel legion is the yellow cadians in gas masks?

[teal token]

I mean isn't the Krieg getting Steel Legioned? Like the yellow Krieg thing

[tawdry edge]

It was literally revealed yesterday

On the livestream

[limber light]

is that a goobsmooch pfp

[rain pilot]

Yes

[elder merlin]

Oh, is that what that meme art was referencing?

[limber light]

the gnome...

deflate NOW

[elder oasis]

No, that was a painting tutorial but steel legion minis are coming fr fr no cap

[tawdry edge]

He looks so fucking cool

[rain pilot]

Oh please not the devil claw

[tawdry edge]

The new blood angel intercessor also looks good but unfortunately i dont have any money to buy him

I would if i coukd

[elder merlin]

Who are you? Who told you about this place?! Go away, we dont sell anything, no speaka english

[elder oasis]

Yesh we now have a character for 3 of the ork klans if im not being dumb

[elder merlin]

But, what, is it just some shit for tabletop?

Or the codex

Whatever

[somber stream]

New concept art for model

Looks Krieg 2.0

Even have a penis for insignia

[teal token]

Things went out of hand pretty fast innit?

[elder oasis]

So tbf kriegs are a steel legion reskin....

[somber stream]

Well yes but no

[tawdry edge]

Someone quick, paypal me 3000 dollars so i can buy mephiston and the new intercessor blood angel mini

NNNNYYOOOOOW

[brazen pelican]

On it! 🫡

[elder oasis]

Like obviously seige of vraks campaign gave them their special shit but like they started that way

[teal token]

So if Steel Legion got new design then.. the cosmetics we bough are going to change or be irrelevant?

[tawdry edge]

Kriegs are steel legion but less nazi

[tacit geode]

They won't change them

[tawdry edge]

Probably new variation near future

[somber stream]

Forgeworld Krieg was really cool looking, somehow GW managed to make them look ugly

[elder oasis]

And more horsey

[teal token]

Hello comrade Slassneshi Neurolictor

[tawdry edge]

Thanks slaan i knew i liked you as my second favorite chaos god

[elder oasis]

And less tanky

And more crazy

And less lasgunny

And more shovelly

[brazen pelican]

"Transaction declined; Insufficient funds." :<

[thick coyote]

Weak Aura
Strong Aura knows Fatshark will also sell the new design

[elder oasis]

And less ork hunty

[somber stream]

Also lore for new Legion drip might be somewhere around "Armageddon has became the primary focus of the war effort in the sector so everyone gets an upgrade"

[elder oasis]

And more engineery

[tawdry edge]

Stoopid... useless!!!

[little marten]

😥

U?

[elder oasis]

Im surprised the wolves arent getting smth since they are right there

[brazen pelican]

Oh no, what has you upset? :<

[teal token]

Better Scions cosmetics where?

Hello comrade Heorthu

[somber stream]

Tbh the early reveal of the concept was thanks to the immense backlash from the community, we really pulled a Helldiver maneuvre there

[elder oasis]

Yes i know i said that earlier :3

[teal token]

Also is the new class there yet?

[elder oasis]

When is skulls this year smh

[teal token]

Next month?

[elder oasis]

Its gotta be less then 2 months at least, i cannot remember when arbites trailer dropped

Itll prolly be the same month

[teal token]

I see

[elder oasis]

Idk if they change the date for skulls that often i dont typically watch it

[thick coyote]

Like June-July

[little marten]

Being in the office lol

[elder oasis]

April may.... june ARGH

[little marten]

Actually it’s not too bad

[teal token]

That's pretty long..

[brazen pelican]

Think about worms and the Phage Tree!

[tawdry edge]

I ate it all

[teal token]

Hunger for news while starving for contents..

[elder merlin]

Just gotta wait til the skulls event

[somber stream]

Total war 40k guard

(it's Cadian)

[robust flower]

getting bad stuttering since this mornings patch

anyone else?

[tawdry edge]

I hope all guard fans have a very terrible morning

You guys deserve nothing

[elder oasis]

Thats wild

Cadians are feasting

[elder merlin]

Isnt skulls in May?

[elder oasis]

I hope so

[elder merlin]

Or was it june?

[elder oasis]

Maybe june was arbies release and may was the trailer

[timber elk]

fades into reality

[elder merlin]

Who knows

[elder oasis]

Anyone looking at the YouTube date for the trailer i guess

[tawdry edge]

I especially wish all cadians a very slow painful 10 hour job day that takes a toll on their well being

[elder merlin]

I care less about the class anyway and more about if Ogryn will finally get more weapons

[timber elk]

Nope but I’m tired of darktide YouTubers now

[elder oasis]

How do you feel about 11th edition

[elder merlin]

Lamb

[timber elk]

Yes Paul?

[elder oasis]

Calling fatshark a darktide youtuber is funny

[tawdry edge]

I dont care i just want guard fans to not be happy

[elder merlin]

Lamb

[somber stream]

What fuel your hatred

[elder oasis]

Why

[tawdry edge]

Everything.

[tawdry edge]

I don't want them happy

[somber stream]

understandable tbh

[sinful burrow]

[elder oasis]

Personally i play mostly xenos i guess

[timber elk]

Well I just watched mister Es ultimate darktide tier list for character classes. He put point blank barrage at the worst of the worst

[tawdry edge]

Favorite faction?

[elder oasis]

But thats a technicality

[elder merlin]

[elder oasis]

Technically dwarves are humans

But you know

[elder merlin]

Orks

[tawdry edge]

If you said tau id wish you to stub your toe into a rusty metal pole

[elder oasis]

I like tyranids and thousand sons i guess. The leagues are very cool but not enough books yet for me to call them faves

[elder merlin]

Unless Squats and Ogryns count as their own factions

[timber elk]

Paul

[brazen pelican]

Tyranids, you say? :>

[tawdry edge]

Thousand son enjoyer, NEEEERD!!!!!

[elder oasis]

Tau are dumb and blue

[tawdry edge]

Agreed

[tawdry edge]

They do

[somber stream]

Fish with hooves lol

[tawdry edge]

Xenos is just a broad term for anything not human

[elder oasis]

Yeah i like wizards alot in general. Very much gravitate towards magic in vidya and table top games.

However i dont actually like the thousand sons as my fave legion, i just really like tzeentch and they happen to be the tzeentch legion.

My fave legion is probably word bearers

[elder oasis]

And some things that are human

Imagine literally predating the imperium and they call you aliens

[tawdry edge]

Tzeentch fan

[elder oasis]

You look very comfy in that emoji

Just as planned or smth idk

[tawdry edge]

Average tzeentch fan after being hit on traffic: just as planned

[elder oasis]

Tzeentch is the funniest chaos god and i like the lmao random trickster aesthetic.

His daemons are also all very funny

The changelings lore alone is enough to sway me to tzeentch

[tawdry edge]

My favorite faction is probably chaos and second is imperium,
Specifically chaos space marines and loyalist space marines
Me like marines a lot

[elder oasis]

I like chaos alot, i played them since 6th edition

[tawdry edge]

You are very old

[elder oasis]

But i have played them far less since 10th dropped

[elder oasis]

Not really, im 26 i just started when i was 11

[tawdry edge]

6 years older than me you are literally a fossil

[elder oasis]

In 5th edition, snikrot was my first model and assault on blackreach was my first boxset

[amber delta]

I played chaos marines in 4th

[tawdry edge]

Boomer

Literally dying of old age

[elder oasis]

Or maybe you are baby :3

[tawdry edge]

Fossil!!! Fossil!!!!!

[amber delta]

yeah, you literally weren't even born during the peak age of 40k

I pity you

[tawdry edge]

1 step away into the grave old man

[south valve]

Unc

[tawdry edge]

Take your meds and have a sleep in the retirement home

[amber delta]

my white hair is giving me so much aura

[visual acorn]

Is there ever a reason to do Auric Expeditions if you are trying to get the scrap / tech collection penances done or is it just flat out better to spam them on Uprising for maximum scrap?

[amber delta]

my wrinkled ass a bit less so

[elder oasis]

I am smooth and beautiful still

[tawdry edge]

Youre not an anime protagonist with white hair youre just a toothless granda

[amber delta]

wym toothless I still have my wisdom teeth

[river ingot]

oh yeah name every iq

[amber delta]

(they are boring into my skull)

[tawdry edge]

Are you a fucking boar or something

[amber delta]

would that I be, I would find myself so many truffles

[untold kraken]

I play with randoms. They start the door without any communication when I am on the other side of the map trying to bring a reliquary.

I can't make it in time

we all alose 1270 remnants because they closed on the door on me

[amber delta]

ur just too slow

[untold kraken]

I am farming

for penance

[void lark]

Slow ahh farmer

[untold kraken]

But I was the one doing everything

that is why I had 1270 remnhants and they collectively had 300

[void lark]

Did you communicate with them about it?

[untold kraken]

YES

and they didn't

[void lark]

The secret to a succesfull relationship is good communication

[untold kraken]

then they kicked me

they shot themselves in the foot

they lose remnants too not just me

[void lark]

If they didn't aknowledge yoy then it's on you for not reading the room

[untold kraken]

that's true I shouldn't do solo queue and expect the bare minimum. they are litterally hurting their own remnant count.

[void lark]

Who cares

Remnant is useless

[south valve]

That’s why they should probably break up

[untold kraken]

I WANT PENANCE

[south valve]

Wait, what are we talking about?

[untold kraken]

I WASTED 25 MINUTES

[void lark]

You do, maybe they don't

[tawdry edge]

Youd be shot dead for existing

[void lark]

Don't force yourself on them if you're solo queuing

[untold kraken]

that's true that's true. I gotta improve my social interactions and expectations...

[void lark]

That's the first step towards becoming a better person

[median kraken]

goddamn, no one is fuckin playing

[void lark]

That is the 2nd step towards becoming a better person

[untold kraken]

But I am a sweaty condescending mother fucker who thinks people in random queue need to go work at mcdonalds for the next 5 decades

[tawdry edge]

Then why are you solo queinh

[void lark]

Mcdonalds demands too mich coordination for most darktide players and you know it

[untold kraken]

I got out of my lobby with people and decided why not. I would have done better solo no team mates

I just need to chill the fuck out and not be an ass

[south valve]

I wouldn’t worry too much about it

It was one game with a group of strangers you’ll never meet again

[brazen pelican]

Legally cannot chat in here if you're actually playing the game.

[void lark]

[south valve]

Don’t text and drive kill heretics

[stuck crescent]

Soo what was everyone's favourite announcement from adepticon

[rigid mirage]

bro why are people so clueless in expeditions

[brazen pelican]

Gotta focus on kills.

Best way to play.

[tawdry edge]

Text and drive after 60 modellos

[somber stream]

It is known that Darktiders can't read

[tawdry edge]

Blood Angels slop, all of it
Eating all of them

[south valve]

Superman handing you whiskey and car keys meme

[thick coyote]

There's a star man.....

[brazen pelican]

True, I hope to learn one day.

[south valve]

Nom nom

[stuck crescent]

Steel legion, best announcement

[tawdry edge]

Devil: my child will drive safely
Jesus: drink and drive, my child.

[somber stream]

Sorry, i don't understand you

[brazen pelican]

Underpants me?

[tawdry edge]

I wish all steel legion fans a very miserable day

[untold kraken]

99.9999999999999% darktide players are ogryns without a bone 'ead implant

[stuck crescent]

no

[elder oasis]

There is also the Day man

[stuck crescent]

Happy day

[south valve]

Jesus will take the wheel if it’s God’s will

[elder oasis]

Fighter of the night man

Champion of the sun

[somber stream]

No i will NOT undo pants you

[void lark]

You mean the ultramarines trailer?

[brazen pelican]

Undone ants?

[south valve]

I never knew there was so much tension between guard fans before this server

[void lark]

They just can't let go of the Blueberry spam

[south valve]

Bit rude innit

[stuck crescent]

Nah

[void lark]

Nah it's ok

I understand

[south valve]

Oh okay

[tawdry edge]

Ultramarine fans should be ashamed of who they are

[south valve]

Are they even that important in lore?

[stuck crescent]

Just like krieg fans

[void lark]

They are the 40 thousands john warhammer

[tawdry edge]

Guard fans overall dont deserve what they have

[south valve]

What factions DO you like?

[brazen pelican]

We should blow up New Cadia.

[void lark]

He doesn't like warhammer

[tawdry edge]

Guess

[tawdry edge]

We should blow up all Cadians

[south valve]

Arbites

[tawdry edge]

Why would I like tax collectors

[void lark]

We should break them

[brazen pelican]

Agreed.

[south valve]

That’s it, I’m gettin’ me shock maul

[tawdry edge]

TAX IS THEFT

[brazen pelican]

You gonna Darktithe us?

[hybrid mantle]

[tawdry edge]

I DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS IM KILLING THEMP

[void lark]

Is your mastiff named courage ?

[south valve]

It should be

[tawdry edge]

Im killing that dog

[south valve]

I love my mastiff and my mastiff love me

[tawdry edge]

Call me the ATF the way im blowing that things head smoove off

[tawdry edge]

That's not enough

[south valve]

You like scum then?

[tawdry edge]

Cadians deserve everything negative in the universe

[elder oasis]

Maelstroms are tough why am I so bad at the game lol

[tawdry edge]

Space Marines. More chaos leaning.

I'm a chudette.

[elder oasis]

Because they are russians? Or because they are green? Or because they are anti chaos?

[south valve]

Ya like noise marines?

[tawdry edge]

Because their piece of shit rock planet exploded and theyre making everyone elses problem

[elder oasis]

So because of veterans voice lines?

[tawdry edge]

Because they're also everywhere like roaches.

I wish to stomp them.

[elder oasis]

Noise marines post heresy are peak. Pre heresy noise marines have cool models but fucking stupid members and i hate them

[tawdry edge]

Theyre kind of cool but also mid because you can just ignore them by being deaf

[jovial mist]

Please censor C*dian in my presence, thank you

[elder oasis]

Cadia may be gone, but the gate still standa

[south valve]

I think the sound alone kills you, no?

[tawdry edge]

The gates literally do not stand the Cicatrix Maledictum is literally open

See this is what im talking about

[stuck crescent]

No

Guardsmen are best

[tawdry edge]

I WANT ALL CADIANS DEAD IN THE FUCKING DIRT

[river ingot]

im pretty sure pre heresy sound marines didnt know how to play

[tawdry edge]

THEY DESERVE NOTHING

[elder oasis]

This is not how sound weapons work irl or in 40k

[thick coyote]

Because you're not good at it

[tender horizon]

Cadians got me thinking Abaddon had a point.

[tawdry edge]

Literally happens in a novel but alr

[river ingot]

they sure rig fights like they dont know how to play

[stuck crescent]

Unless krieg

[south valve]

Didn’t know Abaddon was in this server

[tender horizon]

Yeah it happens in a HH novel and it's really fucking stupid

[tawdry edge]

Abaddon always had a point
chaos > renegades > loyalists

[elder oasis]

No, its just a cool one liner. That is not the reason he survived the blast

[tender horizon]

Friendly reminder 40k has no internal consistency

[brazen pelican]

Neither the Emperor nor Cadia stands anymore.

[tawdry edge]

THIS GALAXY DESERVES TO FUCKING BURN

[thick coyote]

Convincing my friends that the noise Marines are an underground band and we should support our local bands

[jovial mist]

C*dians look goofy, have no drip, a dogshit camo pattern — and have tarnished the image of the guard, by having their main claim to fame being LOSING their actual home and existing as galactic bums ever since.

[thick coyote]

[jovial mist]

I hate them.

[elder oasis]

They are magic guns that fire warp energy that enters realspace as a cacophony of slaaneshi noises.

If you are deaf and are hit by a sound that ruptures your organs your organs are still ruptured tbh

[south valve]

I mean

👂

[tawdry edge]

THAT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING PLANET DESERVED EVERYTHING IT HAPPENED TO IT

UNFORTUNATELY THEIR PIECE OF SHIT CIVILIANS DIDNT DIE WITH IT

[elder oasis]

He cracked the dreadnoughts armour in the same novel and that piece of shit loyalist marine tanked the blast point blank GW is stupid and i hate them

[jovial mist]

You could collect what remains of that dirtball in a dustpan.

[tawdry edge]

ALL CADIANS SHOULDVE BURNED ALONGSIDE THEIR PLANET

[elder oasis]

But its okay

[cloud perch]

Something something Cadia stands

[elder oasis]

That noise marine sucked anyways

I hated him

40k noise marines are far cooler lore wise

[south valve]

That’s so stupid

[tawdry edge]

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

[cloud perch]

Can't kill me, I got piss yellow toughness

[south valve]

GW try not to be favouritist challenge: nightmare mode

[tawdry edge]

Loyalists get everything chaos deserves loyalists get everything chaos deserves

THE IMPERIUM SHOULD FALL CHAOS SHOULD BE VICTORIOUS BUT THAT DAMN BLUE LEGION EXISTS AND THEY GET ALL THE WINS

[elder oasis]

I am being slightly unfair, he was deafened permanently and several organs ruptured and his power armour was breaking. But he did manage to walk up and say "i cant hear you" to the noise marine before gutting him lol

[south valve]

Right

Fair I guess

[elder oasis]

Ramos is a noise marine whose voice is strong enough to literally do the blackbolt erases you move

He is peak and in fabius's trilogy

[south valve]

“Young man, KILL YOURSELF” - Gordon Ramsay

[elder oasis]

Modern noise marines are more like slaaneshi monks who seperate themselves from the rest of the legion and focus on the song of the apocalypse above all pleasures.

Heresy noise marines are just crazy people with no monk themes that like music. Literally fake af fans they would wear a bands t shirt without knowing the band and i hate them

[stuck crescent]

How about we compromise, all the krieg dead instead

[cloud perch]

Where's the compromise

[stuck crescent]

Krieg dead

[brazen pelican]

Best I can do is all loyalists.

[elder oasis]

They lost to the tyranids with their primarch beside them, honestly skill issue

[stuck crescent]

Best compromise

[visual vortex]

Goodbye

[wild vector]

:/ still no orange role

Damn

[quartz isle]

based name. Steel Legion on top

[somber stream]

Citizenship denied

[modern elm]

top 5 things that happened

[wild vector]

Ass Legion

[marsh iris]

bottom corpse of krieg

[wild vector]

Moebian Sex Regiment

OH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[somber stream]

Red name lol

[bronze wren]

Virginity guard

[marsh iris]

FOR THE SEX

[modern elm]

when was i a shade between orange and red

when did this happen

[wild vector]

Time for celebratory bust

[somber stream]

We had a civil war over this, it's confirmed to be red

[wild vector]

ITS ORANGE

[marsh iris]

red

[somber stream]

I was team Orange btw

[modern elm]

cant it just be an inbetween??? then nobody gets upset or am i too round brained for this

[marsh iris]

this is where we divorce

[wild vector]

Real life convicts wear orange jumpsuits

[somber stream]

😔

[wild vector]

You chodes

[modern elm]

so anyway dream class... if you can add a class into darktide what would it be? it doesnt even have to be possible i wanna hear the biggest pipe dream class ever

my pipe dream is a pteraxii of some kind imagine the mobility you could get with wings

[brazen pelican]

Escher Death-maiden or Aeldari.

[graceful hamlet]

Tau fire warrior

[cosmic burrow]

My dream class is every class in the game being balanced and bugs being fixed. As it stands now none of those exist

[fiery wave]

Come with us then.

[modern elm]

i have accepted this will never come true so might as well get cool stuff like a playable flayed one that would make no sense being there

[cosmic burrow]

I just stopped playing dt alone

I just play fs25 for the most part now and post my adventures on ogryn chat

[modern elm]

like with randoms or with bots or like stopped playing alltogether

[cosmic burrow]

Stopped means stopped

[modern elm]

ig

[somber stream]

Aren't you colourblind

[fiery wave]

Well, it looks orange to me.

I'm more shadeblind than colour.

I just don't see nauces in shades so fart gas is a flashbang.

[somber stream]

Oh okay, but for the sake of unity and prosperity, we must move on from our past, no matter how right we was

-# Or are

[graceful hamlet]

When Ork Freeboota with an infinite dakka option (it’s less accurate then the twin linked stubber)

[fiery wave]

Is like, a shader bar is likely many colours to you, but it's like 3 to 5 colours for me.

[sharp tiger]

if I see another smiker who doesnt know that they can push bursters I swear

why even use smite

ugh

[modern elm]

people dont know they can push bursters

[somber stream]

I wonder if there exist humans who can see more colour than the average person

[tired steeple]

Everyone’s saying tech priest so I wanna suggest a death cult assassin

[limpid vigil]

nurgle got me

fml

[somber stream]

Get well soon xoxo

[wild vector]

Join the cult of admonition

[limpid vigil]

nah imma go to a chirurgeon

doubt they would let me join just cuz i got an ingrown toenail

why was the human body so badly designed i do not know

[fiery wave]

Cos want to be on twos but rushed it.

[tired steeple]

Clorinde boobs

[fiery wave]

Cutting corners to make it work.

[tired steeple]

The human body is really weird

Somehow the dominant species btw

[limpid vigil]

hey so um... why is starfox in the new mario movie?

[river ingot]

0

[graceful hamlet]

Because Nintendo is setting up their cinematic universe for a Smash Bros movie

[limpid vigil]

fair

[modern elm]

may i ask what a death maiden is... havent heard of this one and i want to always know more about 40k and its setting

[graceful hamlet]

So true

[limpid vigil]

basically - woman assasin

if i remember correctly

from the officio assasinorum

[tender horizon]

Nah

They're gangers

[modern elm]

cool choice,,, for me i really love admech and their lack of playability in games (outside the one literally called mechanichus) makes me sad

[tender horizon]

Necromunda models

For House Escher

[limpid vigil]

what did i confuse it with?

[trim lotus]

skitarii tomorrow

[tender horizon]

No clue tbh

[modern elm]

pteraxii tommrow

[limpid vigil]

pls no yellow outfits if so

we do not need peetarii

[tired compass]

guys, when does the shop rotate?

[limpid vigil]

every 2 weeks

[tender horizon]

Every other Thursday iirc

[modern elm]

every 2 or so

[tired compass]

so today?

[limpid vigil]

unless it is out of sync cuz an update

[limpid vigil]

prolly

[tender horizon]

It cycled with the last update

[tired compass]

today is the second week Thu

[tender horizon]

They put the cool interrogator esque skins in iirc

[limpid vigil]

so it should be till today

[tender horizon]

Believe so

[modern elm]

everyone wants skitarii but im over here wanting elecro preists and pteraxii as it'd be way funnier

[patent veldt]

why is no one playing expediction? i just joined 3 times and only what i see is 3 bots with me

[modern elm]

bro its like the morning early morning

[cunning canopy]

its amazing how every lobby i play there's this one asshole who will doom us all by triggering random patrol, its auric and there's only 15 mins asshole

[limpid vigil]

i misremembered the Callidus Assassins , my bad

got em confused

[tender horizon]

Happens to the best of us

[tender horizon]

Cause I'm employed

[limpid vigil]

Ok i do that but only if it's a reaper/crusher pack. Im more pissed at the guys who instapull the sanctuary lever

or those who do not know you cannot enter solo

[cunning canopy]

understandable, a krak would decimate 90% of ogryn pack, but you see im talking about a shit ton of gunners and plasma dudes you know

[tawdry edge]

Kriegs are kind of cool because i really like gasmasks but their fandom ruins it a lot so i wouldnt care

But cadians deserve everything bad

[limpid vigil]

ah those i stay away from

unless i got the mortarshell nade to get rid of em all at once

[cunning canopy]

thanks for being educated

[cunning canopy]

most satisfying thing in the update

[limpid vigil]

also why tf did fatshark fix the nades getting replenished in sanctuary ammo boxes for vet

it was fun

[cunning canopy]

yeah the buff is to reload the nades on vet

vet krak nades, psyker lightning stun and arb dog is so crucial in auric i cant lie

[limpid vigil]

imma be honest i got the rez shout and never looked back

so good in expeditions

[cunning canopy]

i dont have arb, but that shout thing is so cool

[modern elm]

i want the pteraxii wingpack irl could be fun

[cunning canopy]

should I get arb? its on sale

what's the difference on steam with arbites class pack, deluxe pack and cosmetic upgrade

[limpid vigil]

the shout is on vet tho

[limpid vigil]

deluxe also has the cosmetics in it

[cunning canopy]

oh yeah the vet shout my bad

[cunning canopy]

deluxe is a 2 in 1

I see thanks

[stuck crescent]

Krieg are cool until you realise all they have is gas masks. Unlike the clone test tub babies (thanks lyons) the cadians atleast have some good books and characters

[cunning canopy]

I don't get the reviews on arbites, its a cool class

[somber stream]

Arbiter is a safe purchase

Fun, solid

[brazen pelican]

Lies, they also have shovels.

[tawdry edge]

It doesn't save them from my hatred for being cadian

You can never make me like a cadian

[stuck crescent]

Steel legion are obviously better

[thick coyote]

It's mainly senseless complaining

Ignore it

[somber stream]

Steel Legion are scums in Uniform

Let's not glaze too much

[stuck crescent]

Better than the faceless tub babies

[tawdry edge]

They're literally based on WW2 nazis

[somber stream]

REAL

[fiery wave]

If you have luxury money and just want something new, yes. Is better to play after getting used to the base classes due to it being the class that teaches the most bad habits of them all. But if you learn the others and use the knowledge with it, said class is literally undying.

[tawdry edge]

They look cool but my hatred for guardsman fans is infinite

Not a single one of them deserve mercy

Maybe the catachan...

[stuck crescent]

And?

[tawdry edge]

Because at least their fanbase isnt as cringe as the other guard regiments

[somber stream]

But then Morrow exists so maybe a bit glaze every now and then wouldn't hurt

[solemn siren]

Wish they'd remove toughness penetrating damage

[brazen pelican]

I love Morrow.

[somber stream]

I'm certain he's fond of you just as much

[somber shoal]

Fatshark needs to do something about rage quitters. I some one leaves immediately after being downed they should be penalized. If they waste 3 other people's thirty minute run the should get a one hour ban from missions.

[tacit geode]

rubs chin
We could feed them to the fatshark

[heavy mango]

play above malice

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[fiery wave]

Only for havoc. Which exists already.

[solemn siren]

Let us do something about the people who call gate while we still have more than 10 minutes and arent horribly losing too

[tawdry edge]

Guard fans are cringe

[quartz goblet]

No guardsman slander is accepted

[fiery wave]

Vote to open, only living members. If solo cos everyone else is dead, always start.

[brazen pelican]

Don't you need at least 2 people to open it?

[solemn siren]

Yeah but one person can start

[fiery wave]

Seems to be the best. Also majority vote.

So one guy can't just troll.

[tawdry edge]

All of you deserve nothing

[brazen pelican]

Is there a penalty for not opening once started?

[quartz goblet]

And yet we have everything

[fiery wave]

You get inf waves.

[brazen pelican]

Ah.

[quartz goblet]

sorry for stealing all the cool points by just being regular dudes

Tanith First and Only my beloved

[brazen pelican]

Everything except Cadia.

[drowsy lynx]

Last guy who did this shit we thankfully vote kicked

[quartz goblet]

Tanith hurts more

couldn't care less about Cadia

[fiery wave]

Tried doing a platforming challenge when someone pulled it. Got gunnered and had to run back emptyhanded even when I mentioned it. We had 11 mins left.

[drowsy lynx]

Wanna end early for 300 remnants? You get nothing

[brazen pelican]

Ooof.

[tawdry edge]

Lmaaaaaaao

Guardsman fan thinks he has anything

[fiery wave]

Pain indeed.

[quartz goblet]

Sorry buddy, while you cope I'll go back to reading about precious guardsmen hunting chaos marines in the jungle with las rifles and some explosives

More like goober marines

All those extra organs just to be wrecked by a random dude who lost his planet and got blue tattoos

[tawdry edge]

How were all the 13 black crusades buddy

[marsh iris]

i think i read somewhere some humans have 4th color cone, yellow or something not sure if real

[tawdry edge]

Or the crusade against the tau?

Oh yeaah :/

Total loss everywhere

[marsh iris]

tetrachromats

[brazen pelican]

Not sure if it was yellow but it exists.

Very rare, more common in women than men.

[marsh iris]

meanwhile men are more susceptible to be colorblind

[somber stream]

They need to multiply

[marsh iris]

im actually red-green weak

😬

[willow burrow]

can someone tag @cosmic spruce for me

[somber stream]

Eh? How do you test those

[marsh iris]

those colorblind test with the colored dots

[somber stream]

OOoh should do one myself

[willow burrow]

We need her back

she was such a legend

[marsh iris]

im curious to see what you got

[willow burrow]

she blocked everyone and dipped it was tragic

[somber stream]

Wait is this some drama

[willow burrow]

😢😔

no not drama

lol

[river badger]

All these fixes and they still don't make it so you can hear crushers coming.

[willow burrow]

I love this game guys

i can’t stop playing dr fr

[quartz goblet]

The Macharian Crusade

enough said

[brazen pelican]

You've come to the wrong place, we only complain here.

[river badger]

WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!

[brazen pelican]

Mushroom!

[somber stream]

"See your color blind test results and get $20 OFF your first order" lol

[brazen pelican]

[willow burrow]

ok nvm

this game sucks balls

devs fix now.

[brazen pelican]

There you go! Better!

[tawdry edge]

Sorry buddy, none get close enough to the damage of the guardsman as the 13 black crusades

Complete chaos victory

Get real

[somber stream]

Got 100%, i'm a normal human bean

[quartz goblet]

Utter cope
Virgin Abbadon relying on warp tomfoolery and the Eye of Terror and sacrificing a flying relic vs Chad Guardsmen taking 1.000 worlds in 7 years

[river badger]

So....on a scale from 1 to 10, just how Slaaneshi (freaky) would you say you are?

[brazen pelican]

Good job, Dad!

[brazen pelican]

Depends entirely on circumstance.

[quartz goblet]

-> also turns into a rallying cry for IG fans
even in success Abbadon failed

[brazen pelican]

In here, not that much.

[quartz goblet]

truly chaos pilled

[somber stream]

✊ (⌐■_■)

[tawdry edge]

Now the entirety of the galaxy is cut in two by the Cicatrix Maledictum

The relics were literally useless in comparison to the end results

Now the guard have to cope how they were utterly demolished by chaos forces

[quartz goblet]

Sorry buddy but the Macharian Crusade proves humans can expand the galaxy on their own. The 13th Black Crusade proves that even with 10,000 years of 'blessings' from the Dark Gods, Chaos still had to resort to crashing a space station into a planet because they couldn't beat the Cadian 8th in a fair fight

[tawdry edge]

"Cadia stands" my ass

[quartz goblet]

Truly some Tzeentchian sorcery to cope this much about Chaos victories

[tawdry edge]

Abaddon was having to deal with multiple sm chapters, eldar reinforcements and necrons who were aiding the Imperium