general-chat

[stiff elbow]

kill all plasgunners

[rocky radish]

By coincidence I was working on one, but got bored before I finished

[gloomy tartan]

So I can have my Cadian green

[jaunty path]

Plasma is okay to use

[gloomy tartan]

On all the marks of lasgun

[jaunty path]

Ds is when I start profiling you

[gloomy tartan]

Plasma gun is for women

[jaunty path]

R u a girl chris

[gloomy tartan]

Y

Am I giving off tits ?

[stiff elbow]

only girls like cadia

[jaunty path]

U used plas... befire prolly

[gloomy tartan]

I never have

Dead ass

[white furnace]

its a good weapon

take a bit to master tho

[gloomy tartan]

Only the bolter las recon las pistol las and the shotgun

OH WAIT

[stiff elbow]

not even for weapon masteries

[gloomy tartan]

and the auto machine gun

Which one

The uhhhh

[serene dune]

Thats like kickback right

🎷 🐛

[gloomy tartan]

Noooo

Braces auto gun

I used that too

Braced auto gun

Combat shotgun

[jaunty path]

I have all weapons mastered because adhd

[gloomy tartan]

Las pistol inf las and recon las Ans bolter

That’s the only guns

[green vector]

thats what im currently doing

nearly there

[gloomy tartan]

I haven’t used the other guns

At all

Not once lol

Ans only melee I tried was combat knife power sword and chain sword

[jaunty path]

I need the new class to come out so I can have the satisfaction of leveling up a class

[gloomy tartan]

I find what I like and I use it

[stiff elbow]

im trying to get all penances and weapon masteries

[jaunty path]

Ant

Play havoc

Free diamantine

Done

[serene dune]

When do weekly contracts reset in this universe

[gloomy tartan]

Weekly

[stiff elbow]

weekly contracts reset... weekly

[serene dune]

Lol ugh

[stiff elbow]

wow its like its in the name

[serene dune]

Yall gonna make me ask huh

[gloomy tartan]

You WOULD use smoke nades missus

[serene dune]

What day and time ?

[stiff elbow]

sunday

[gloomy tartan]

9/11 at 9:11 pm

[marsh iris]

[serene dune]

Nice

[gloomy tartan]

Butches love cadia

Lmao I ment bitches

But fuck it we ball

[serene dune]

Lemme just use Google cause brainrot is a priority is seems here

[gloomy tartan]

They said Sunday

[gloomy tartan]

New class is a servitor

[jaunty path]

For me sunday est

[fierce obsidian]

I wish

[gloomy tartan]

Robots don’t have asses remmebe this humans. Rise above the no as robots. 🤖

✊

[serene dune]

Asses is where shit comes from

[tropic flame]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0ti1ht6dpKw?si=UtHs8evGE5MiW3tR

[gloomy tartan]

Is that

Is that house

In a cat outfit

[stuck crescent]

STEEL LEGION LIVES

kinda

[gloomy tartan]

In our thoughts and prayers

[marsh iris]

Flayed Ones may have solved this issue

[stuck crescent]

Concept art counts

[stiff elbow]

i think it resets in the morning of monday actually

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[stuck crescent]

let me have this

[tropic flame]

Medicine drug

[gloomy tartan]

Have cheeks

Steel cheek legion

[marsh iris]

Ass is Weak

[lost flume]

OK GW you win

you did good

[gloomy tartan]

Is it cool art?

[stuck crescent]

gwyrdroi

[gloomy tartan]

Wut

Did you just fucking cast a spell at me

I’ll shoot tou

[stuck crescent]

pretty cool

Because steel legion is always cool

[gloomy tartan]

Niceeee

Tanks are cool

[stuck crescent]

stream is a mess

and I love it

[stiff elbow]

whats the calender system like in 40k

[gloomy tartan]

Bad

They don’t know shit about fuck

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

was the calandwr reset after the AI wars?

[stiff elbow]

well how does it work :>

[gloomy tartan]

They used to have ai that went skynet

I imagine the calandwr was fucked and reset the c

Then

Idk

[jaunty path]

Did you know that the tau killed a 10 thousand year old dreadnought

Subscribe and share

[gloomy tartan]

Ask someone with a gold name

They know everything

Everything

[jaunty path]

Ask in #40k-lore-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Do that

🦭

[whole glade]

me builted 5 night lord legionaries :]

[gloomy tartan]

Good

[buoyant loom]

ave dominus nox

[fierce obsidian]

I sometimes question why I am on a team, when I die a rough 5 times or so.

[delicate vapor]

hd

400

[stuck crescent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBjruGbTZXU

[whole glade]

i completely forgot i have a project for all 18 legions.

[green vector]

forgor

[gloomy tartan]

Missus is the glup shitto of dark tide

A legend

[stiff elbow]

i dont fucking care

fvcking liberal

Sorry

[twin flower]

Wuh

[stiff elbow]

That Was Mean

[gloomy tartan]

You should donate to mac

To apologize

3 acres

And 12 horses

[twin flower]

Yes.. and a pony

[dire kayak]

uhhhh

im very into the lore and even i don't know

[gloomy tartan]

Give them a pony

[twin flower]

I mean its all over the place so its not just you

[stiff elbow]

tung tung tung sahur

[dire kayak]

writing weapon names and classifications for my writing while my best friend ignores me

[gloomy tartan]

These havocs were promised to my people 3 thousand years ago

[twin flower]

Are you Moses now

[tawdry edge]

Truly the average writer experience

[jaunty path]

I cried for like 30 minutes after you said this.

[tawdry edge]

Missus you are unable to cry

Stop lying

[jaunty path]

silence gay

[stiff elbow]

no one cares you evil foid

ruining sensitive young chudettes like me

[jaunty path]

ur a foid

[stiff elbow]

ur a foi

[stiff elbow]

d

[jaunty path]

dude

foid sounds like

mlp terming

who even made that word

[tawdry edge]

4chan

[stiff elbow]

incels did

[jaunty path]

i feel like that word only came into existence last week

[stiff elbow]

incels.is

[stiff elbow]

its actually been around for a long time

[tawdry edge]

The word only came into existence after the death of harambe because that was the breaking point for reality

[stiff elbow]

but its come into mainstream recently

[jaunty path]

why do you know this

[stiff elbow]

because the manosphere and general misogynistic far-right has been resurging

[stiff elbow]

uhm

[dire kayak]

true,,,,

[stiff elbow]

i just do

[dire kayak]

i don't even know what i did to her she's just not responding

[jaunty path]

ant can I dm you rq

[stiff elbow]

if its porn or gore i dont want to see it

but sure

[tawdry edge]

If its gore i want to see it

[tawdry edge]

Dont blame yourself maybe theyre just afk or being petty

[dire kayak]

ive been trying to get her attention for 2 hours now and she texted me when she woke up so i know she's available

im gonna jump from a bridge

[green vector]

she'll reply when she wants to

[tawdry edge]

Some people arent just gonna reply instantly or maybe theyre busy

Give it time

Dont blame yourself for things that havent happened

Know how you feel tho

[dire kayak]

yeah ill wait some time

[stiff elbow]

ur overthinking a bit i think

she's probably just busy

[tawdry edge]

Its fine goober

Just give it time

[dire kayak]

she's reading my messages though

goes online whenever i text her

[green vector]

maybe she doesn't want to talk?

if she replies then cool

[dire kayak]

shes said in the past she loves talking to me

[green vector]

if she doesn't then who cares delete her

[green vector]

and if that's true she'll reply when she wants to

[clever horizon]

buy her some aquilas

[dire kayak]

its hard to delete someone who's your best friend

[woven sigil]

Woman troubles, goober?

[green vector]

as someone who hates slow repliers people don't owe you their time when texting

as much as it sucks

[ripe tangle]

I always thought deleting your friends was something Gangsters and Billionaires were known to do.

[green vector]

im the king of woman troubles

[ripe tangle]

unless you mean delete as in social media and not… actually killing them.

[green vector]

[woven sigil]

Well that escalated quickly didn't it

[ripe tangle]

when doesn’t it?

[green vector]

i might be a sociopath

[woven sigil]

Hey we've all been there ol'bean, you pick yourself up, dust yourself off and hope for better the next time

[dire kayak]

if she just fully abandons me after promising to watch me play satisfactory maybe i will kill her

[green vector]

i can cut people off for the smallest disrespect and not feel anything about it

[green vector]

anything could have happened

don't overthink it

[woven sigil]

Well if that's the way you think you sound fun

[green vector]

nothing good will come of it

[ripe tangle]

[green vector]

even has the real giga chad emoji

goddamn

[woven sigil]

That's not sociopathy, thats self-preservation (I do the same thing)

[green vector]

fucking based

[woven sigil]

Once burned, twice shy mate

Life is a fuck

[hazy kestrel]

I overslept again.

[green vector]

i used to chase and beg for friendship when i was younger

never again

[hazy kestrel]

:[

[dire kayak]

personman can i have a hug?

[hazy kestrel]

Best I can do is be an armchair therapist

[woven sigil]

Never healthy, particularly when it comes to women. If she wants you, she'll make it clear, if she doesn't, well efforts better spent elsewhere innit

[ripe tangle]

what if instead of being an Armchair Therapist, you were an Armchair Terrorist?

[woven sigil]

Anyway, thats my humility done for the day, back to being a massive cunt

[ripe tangle]

You literally go into people’s houses and destroy their furniture.

[green vector]

was talking to a girl a month ago, did everything right, kept it low and slow, bought her flowers all that shit, she wasn't interested so i didn't even bother responding and moved on

[woven sigil]

Well that's disappointing, I was expecting a more elaborate followup, like planning suspicious things or summat. I feel let down

[green vector]

obama style

flying drones into peoples weddings from your pc

[ripe tangle]

I subvert expectations all the time.

[green vector]

[neon agate]

I bet in a good way

[woven sigil]

Exciting We should be friends

[ripe tangle]

aight

[green vector]

have we found a 4th gigachad

for the gigachad order

[hazy kestrel]

It’s me

I think

Maybe

[green vector]

fuck u

[green vector]

jk ily

5th then

thammer is in

[woven sigil]

Wait who are the others?

[hazy kestrel]

Emotional manipulation, my favorite.

[green vector]

me u frenchy thammer and lucia

[woven sigil]

Well, that went smoother than I expected, maybe you do subvert expectations

[green vector]

like on the mf playground

wanna be best friends?

yes

[woven sigil]

I work fast, apparently

[marsh iris]

pretty much when i go on reddit

[whole glade]

i need a pirate type class

i mayhaps need a blunderbuss and ye old cutless saber laddie

[twin flower]

get me laslocks too while youre at it

[whole glade]

and give me an optional hook hand

[visual vortex]

Aren't we all chimpanzees?

[whole glade]

or som similar

[visual vortex]

I thought it was we have one strain of DNA with a different number

[visual vortex]

Imagine an uppercut from that mfer

[whole glade]

i do it all the time irl

[twin flower]

you have a hook hand?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Dber since i was a little boy

I hahe a severe bone and flesh issue

[jaunty path]

My dad used to have hook hands

[visual vortex]

They cut off my hand but my bones began to grow back into a crude hook

[twin flower]

Did you call him Cap'n Hook for the funnies

[whole glade]

yea, i have a disiabilty where i have to where a hardened brace to keep my right wrist staight

[marsh iris]

do you have a robot hand prosthetic?

[visual vortex]

Now whenever i go fishing i can still my hand into the water

[jaunty path]

oooh so what you have looks like a meat hook sort of thing. My dad has two of those

[whole glade]

similar

[jaunty path]

each has a like

hm

a butterfly lookin scar from surgery

something odd years ago

[dire kayak]

im cat

[jaunty path]

How do you manage with other weapons besides DB?

[dire kayak]

:3

[visual vortex]

Domt need them

I am the weapon

[jaunty path]

lmao

fair enough

[visual vortex]

I always have been too

[jaunty path]

guts berzook

[marsh iris]

gets me everytime when his metal slab makes a sound when hitting

[visual vortex]

These hook hands have just allowed me to be more weapon than ever before

[whole glade]

give me a 40k game with gameplay like black flag

40k pirate

gimme

[visual vortex]

No

🫩

It would suck ass

[twin flower]

Blacl Flag from AC? Doubt it

[whole glade]

i want

now.

[green vector]

u suck ass

[visual vortex]

Atp people are slapping tbe 40k label onto literally anything

Im sure you get could several mods to make AC blackflag moe 40k like or a commission

[whole glade]

fuck you i love pirates

[visual vortex]

Considering how old that game is

[twin flower]

Arent their rumors theyre remaking it too

[visual vortex]

Blackflag?

[twin flower]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Hah

Nice joke

[marsh iris]

how fucked is ubisoft anyway

[visual vortex]

They're not remaking it

They're repackaging it with online features

[whole glade]

OLD?

[stuck crescent]

ych a fi

[whole glade]

OLD!???

[visual vortex]

Fucked to the point Shadows couldnt save them

[twin flower]

I mean it is old

[whole glade]

ITS A DECADE OLD

[visual vortex]

The only reason Ubisoft is still in business is because of R6S and their sweatshops

[marsh iris]

i cant believe they copied BO7 giant bossfight

[visual vortex]

Ubisoft and Cod chase trends

[stuck crescent]

Was worth staying up late just for steel legion

is good day

[visual vortex]

They're never original

[visual vortex]

Elaborate

[stuck crescent]

THE STEEL LEGION LIVES

[visual vortex]

Uh huh

Elaborate

[twin flower]

Glad to know theyre not exactly axe'ing steel legion lmao

[visual vortex]

Like how so

[stuck crescent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBjruGbTZXU

[twin flower]

contrary to what people have said the past few days about them being phased out

[visual vortex]

You know what

[marsh iris]

maybe i could paint krieg in tau colors and use it as pathfinders

[visual vortex]

Im happy

But they should've done this shit on April 1st if it was a stint

Stunt

Im guessing there mustve been a lot of Krieg fans at GW

Because i feel like there's two GW

The Games

And the Workshop

[marsh iris]

James slopshop

[visual vortex]

They got James

And the Slopshop

[somber stream]

Best thing to wake up to

THE LEGION LIVES

[zenith ridge]

? Confusion

[visual vortex]

As an april fools

And not look like a double down

[marsh iris]

Hydra Dominatus

[visual vortex]

It was either a very bad planned joke or they were serious but didnt expect the backlash so they turned it into a stunt

[zenith ridge]

Well I mean whats the problem @visual vortex ?

[visual vortex]

The steel legion werent in their own trailer

[stuck crescent]

I'm just glad they're back

[visual vortex]

It was Krieg and Cadians

Tons of backlash

They make a paint guide for the krieg

[somber stream]

My guess is that they didn't plan this early reveal at all, and someone did a major fuck up marketing-wise with the repaint Krieg so this is damage control

[zenith ridge]

This is a problem why? Im on the newer side to 40k and im not super familiar with the Imperial forces outside the Astartes atm

[visual vortex]

Then release an article on why they were t there

[visual vortex]

The trailer

Takes olace om Armageddon

[robust wedge]

I have a question is the combat axe the worst melee weapon there are?

[zenith ridge]

Yes but why does the steel legion being in the trailer make it bad?

[stuck crescent]

No

[marsh iris]

nooo

[stuck crescent]

Heavy sword

bad

[thick fog]

No

[visual vortex]

Now Armageddon has a guardsman regiment called the Steel Legion

[visual vortex]

No it makes it GOOD

[floral ermine]

ya'll got trolled

they clearely planned this

[zenith ridge]

Im so confused now

[visual vortex]

Before this it was krieg and cadians

[zenith ridge]

confused

[floral ermine]

u dont make concept art and stuff over night xddd

[somber stream]

Can't believe Warhammer fans Helldiver'ed GW into revealing the concepts lmao

[stuck crescent]

I'm just happy my boys are back

[robust wedge]

It's so bad it can't finish any horde fast

[stuck crescent]

Might even try to find some of my old metal minis

[inner raven]

Same.

[floral ermine]

use rashad combat axe with brutal momentum and headtaker

[thick fog]

Equip Brutal Momentum
Weakspot kills will ignore hit mass letting you cleave enemies

[floral ermine]

its one of the best weapons in the game

[visual vortex]

https://youtu.be/mvbiICfYMZc?si=ofOkFMzNwy-n3pQI

[stuck crescent]

But you know what's better?

[somber stream]

A little bitching though, the concept looks like krieg 2.0

[thick fog]

And people still sleep on, it is fun on arbitrator

[stuck crescent]

CCCCCHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAINNNNNNNSSSSSSSWWWWOOOOOOORRRRRDDDDDDDDDD

[marsh iris]

i used rashad or antax lights to clear hordes it got some cleave

[visual vortex]

Probably

I didnt really look at the art

[robust wedge]

I had no idea damn thanks \

[marsh iris]

brutal momentum helps alot

[stuck crescent]

I'd wait until we actually get minis

[visual vortex]

I saw a chainsword and my eyes went blank

[visual vortex]

Agreed

I just hope they dont change a lot

[stuck crescent]

Concept art is subject to change

[somber stream]

True

[thick fog]

Unless you wanna be like me, using headtaker and shred for arbites crit build and i just bloc reset each hit for trash horfes

[somber stream]

Time to purchase 10 bottle of piss yellow

[visual vortex]

Dont be expedient

Wait for the models to be revealed

Then buy

[somber stream]

/joke

[marsh iris]

the attack pattern info on the light attacks shows strikedown but actually it does diagonal downward chops

[thick fog]

People calling rashad boring just because the heavy overheads smh

[visual vortex]

I like overheads

[thick fog]

Maybe just heavy and light repeat

[thick fog]

As if we don't have other melees that behave the same and are far more boring

But rashad is peak

[marsh iris]

if you aim eye level with combat axe it guarantees headshots on lights

[visual vortex]

If you aim down your gun

And align the iron sights with a head

The enemy will usually die 🤯

[marsh iris]

no way

[visual vortex]

Trust me man

[stuck crescent]

R-really?

[visual vortex]

Ive seen it in action man

[stuck crescent]

WOW

[visual vortex]

Believe it or not scoob

It's like

Zoinks

[somber stream]

Today is a good day

[marsh iris]

what makes you say

[somber stream]

My people have not been abandoned

Now, fingers cross that they won't add a penis to their gas mask like the Krieg

[dire kayak]

i saw a psyker earlier called licht

was that you?

[somber stream]

No, mine is a Vet

[dire kayak]

gmmmm

[twilit python]

does the sloptrough refill later tonight or is it off cuz of the delay from the update?

[delicate vapor]

Do I eat two chili peppers with my food or one

[dire kayak]

3 chili peppers

[whole glade]

GOG

[stiff elbow]

two

a chili pepper a day keeps the gringx away...

[dire kayak]

eating sour candy now

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[stiff elbow]

you should eat chocolate

i like chocolate

i like ferrero rochers but they are very expensive

[rare pulsar]

In about 12 hours

Normally

[stiff elbow]

is the sloptrough the weekly missions

[stuck crescent]

I sleep now

is late

[rare pulsar]

Cosmetic

[twilit python]

no commodores

[stiff elbow]

cus heh... call me a little piggy!

oink oink!@

oh

[stuck crescent]

sleeping now

......i regret having eyes

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams

[marsh iris]

500 chilli peppers

[delicate vapor]

THIS SEAFOOD FUCKS

[visual vortex]

What seafood?

[delicate vapor]

scallops, squid, prawns, white fish, oysters

[visual vortex]

Seafood best

[somber stream]

A bit too raw if it's copulating

[delicate vapor]

most deep fried

[somber stream]

Deep fried scallops

[marsh iris]

oysters

[delicate vapor]

its not bad but

[marsh iris]

scallops are good too

[delicate vapor]

its ehh

[twin flower]

BBQ Squids

[woven sigil]

Never had squid

Nor octopus

[somber stream]

Aren't you Brit, how is that possible

[subtle brook]

Is there a burst fire lasgun available?

[fallen tree]

only octopus ive had is takoyaki and i cant get enough of it

[grim spoke]

no, theres full auto recon lasguns, but the only burst fire guns are ripper guns on ogryns and some of the vigilant autogun marks

[delicate vapor]

fireball food

[hazy kestrel]

Hello hello.

How are things?

[whole glade]

im fine ig

[visual vortex]

Bit chewy

[marsh iris]

ello personman

[visual vortex]

But flavorful

[visual vortex]

Hi

[gloomy tartan]

Petah Griffith

[woven sigil]

Aye, my ol'man described it as "rubbery", cant say that sounds greatly appealing

[whole glade]

i name my oggy "Crowbar-fan"

[visual vortex]

Mainly the texture is the turn off

But you could also get it jn calamari form

[somber stream]

You've got shit chef then

[marsh iris]

grilled squid good, but grilled octopus though, rubbery with almost no taste

yeah

[woven sigil]

I'll stick to eating fish instead of cephalopods

[visual vortex]

You're free to do so

[marsh iris]

octopus sushi i had so far is not bad

[somber stream]

Had some crustaceans yesterday

T'was shit

[visual vortex]

The only reason id leave michigan is to eat pufferfish

[visual vortex]

Did it have cajun on it?

[somber stream]

No

[marsh iris]

id better off eating squid or cuttlefish instead of octopus that being said

[visual vortex]

Get cajun next time

Trust me

[somber stream]

Regular vanilla ass boiled crab since that's the best the resto could pull

Gonna have to visit Mainz for the good stuff

[marsh iris]

is it that southern german food

[somber stream]

German is more about meat tbf

[delicate vapor]

my name is retep and I am evil

[whole glade]

our food?

[visual vortex]

On crab

[whole glade]

i swear

if you speak of oldbay

i will eat you.

[visual vortex]

I sont know what you're talking about

Get crab

Get cajun spice on it

Job's done

Some od the best shit ive eaten

[whole glade]

you make a crab boil

you fuck.

taters

and corn

[visual vortex]

I never specified how to put the cajun on it now did i?

"Get crab"
"Get cajun spice on it"

I dont know about you

But that's a pretty generalized statement

[plush ginkgo]

when does commadore vestures change?

[somber stream]

Heard it's today

Also i prefer boiled crab, juicier

Had Fried crab in Asia once, t'was weird

[woven sigil]

Yeah I can't imagine frying a crab

That seems.... odd

[visual vortex]

Who tf is frying a crab?

[woven sigil]

Innit, not like there is a whole lot of meat to work with

[visual vortex]

I remember getting a cajun boiled crab

Was so good

Ate ar another seafood place like two days later

Was depressed at the food

Now whenever i eat crab elsewhere i get depressed because it is not as good as that one place

[plush ginkgo]

oh its next week?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[dire kayak]

i ate the commodore's vestures

[somber stream]

Does this mean we'll get a 4th Steel Legion set

2 years from now

[marsh iris]

what if its the same color like that recent warhammer painting video

[somber stream]

It won't

[marsh iris]

oh you reall meant the steel legion not the new steel legion

[somber stream]

Yeah the one they reveal in the new concept video

[marsh iris]

yarrick video?

[somber stream]

No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBjruGbTZXU

[marsh iris]

damn nice

they had to do some quick sketches there

[twin flower]

Mechanized Infantry?

[whole glade]

TC MENTIONED

[twilit python]

i'm ngl i don't think there's a way to do it without making it useless in its current form but on god they need to do something to the inferno staff i'm so sick of it

[twin flower]

Speaking of, I just saw that Carcass Front thing

[whole glade]

heretic navel raider are peak

[twilit python]

every time someone with an inferno staff joins the game becomes singleplayer

[twin flower]

What's that about I wonder

[twilit python]

and you are just a spectator to watching everything on the map die before you can possibly reach it

incredibly boring

and i don't know how it's any fun for the people with the inferno staff either it seems completely brainless

[hazy kestrel]

I have a solution

[rare pulsar]

Psss psyker is perfectly balanced

Just enjoy the slop

[hazy kestrel]

It’s simple math pal: Barrel + Abyss + Smyker = Restoration of fun for the rest of the team.

[twin flower]

Om nom nom

[rare pulsar]

Its not like fatfish is gonna do anything about it anyway

[twin flower]

Real

[twilit python]

half the time if someone has an inferno staff and they are halfway competent i will actually just dc and find another lobby

it's SO boring

[twin flower]

What difficulty are you playing in

[twilit python]

auric

[rare pulsar]

Thats what i do honestly

I just dont play with psykers

Atleast if i wanna melee at all

[twin flower]

Idk, I've been trying to grind remnants in exped so anything that makes the run easier is just welcome for me

[twilit python]

honestly it's probably way less annoying in exped anyway

because not everything is coming down a straight corridor directly into the fire

[rare pulsar]

Inferno is useless in exped kinda

Yeah

Good times

I like expeditions

[twin flower]

Iz fun

Different kind of pacing from what we're used to

[twilit python]

i do, i get dopamine making the number go up and i like running around in the samey maps, if they maybe gave us one or two vaguely different tilesets i'd be really happy with it

[twin flower]

And the scavenging thing is pretty alright

[twilit python]

i also think maybe they should make the rewards a little bit better

[rare pulsar]

Ye

It can be improved for sure

[twilit python]

if you absolutely smash an auric expedition and get like 2500 tech remnants it should be much more rewarding than a standard mission but it's just kinda the same

[twin flower]

You think rejects digging up tech remnants can be a good excuse to add new stuff on DT now 🤔

New weapons type shih sort of thing

[twilit python]

meanwhile mortis trials give you like twice as much

is it just me or are auric mortis trials like easily the best way to grind ordo dockets

[rare pulsar]

Idk

Rhey do take a while

[twin flower]

Only tried Mortis like once or twice

Its a lil dead imo, but people say its fun

[rare pulsar]

I think trials are boring af tbh

[marsh iris]

whats mortis, new game mode?

[twilit python]

mortis is an old gamemode, it's the wave based one

in the psykhanium

[marsh iris]

i was joking

[twin flower]

[twilit python]

oh i'm stupid

i like it just fine, it's not like super fun but it's an interesting occasional side venture

[twin flower]

Yeah its a bit underrated imo

[twilit python]

i still wanna get the little plasma canister charm it's cute

[rain pilot]

I am having alot of fun in this Hotline Miami clone

Jackal

[rare pulsar]

It gets a lil too esay with all the buffs imo its kinda silly

[marsh iris]

no worries, text based sarcasm is like that

[twilit python]

it definitely gets a bit boring near the end and my other complaint is that there is way too much searching for the last like 4 guys

if there are like 6 or less random single enemies on the map out of sight of players they should just despawn and the wave should end

[rare pulsar]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

whole ass feed just people fighting each other

[twilit python]

i'd have probably gotten that plasma canister charm if not for how much time we had to search looking for the last few enemies lmao

[rare pulsar]

Nobody fightin

I think i have it

[twin flower]

Doesnt the enemies go to you, I cant remembah

[rare pulsar]

Not the dakka

[twilit python]

yeah the shooters will just stand around and wait for you to come find them

it's really annoying

there's always like 5 shooters standing on the opposite end of the map just doing nothing when the wave is about to end that you have to go find and kill

[twin flower]

Huh, I thought they actively seek you out

[marsh iris]

i did enjoy the infinite ammo boltgun with the deathdealer talent in mortis but thats about it

[twin flower]

That was whack

[marsh iris]

literally a heavy bolter

[mild harbor]

hello

[clever horizon]

does the shop update this Thursday

[mild harbor]

how is everyone doing

[twin flower]

Cold

[clever horizon]

hi king
xcom is super goated

[mild harbor]

hell yea

i came here cuz i wanted to lfg, i wanna level up fast

quickplays arent working cuz i keep failing missions or forced in solo with bots

[clever horizon]

sorry i don't play darktide

[mild harbor]

why not?

[whole glade]

gog

[clever horizon]

death stranding 2

[balmy pond]

Ah fairs I remember dealing with the twins (wolfers Lts) were a pain ,still is kinda imo kinda screwed if no med pack

[mild harbor]

ah ok

[whole glade]

sbr coming sepember

:[

[mild harbor]

well i just need help in lvling up fast

[somber stream]

Discord

Added Emojicon

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Only on pc for now

[knotty ingot]

is anybody down to help a varlot out with some private game penances

[marsh iris]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[dire kayak]

i wanna be picked up by the arms

[tropic zealot]

Is the expedition mode good?

[delicate vapor]

and thrown

[hazy kestrel]

into a daemonhost

I’d win.

[somber stream]

ヽ(•̀ᴗ•́)ノ
(੭ ˙ᗜ˙)੭

[marsh iris]

Dorohedoro finally getting new episodes

[hazy kestrel]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[clear wharf]

Can we fix our servers please
As soon as someone joins in forced to leave the game

My Wi-Fi is fine
I gave you my moneys
Spend it

[formal mortar]

Still havent been booted from a match... feeling left out

[whole glade]

fuck it im buying that mephiston bitch and turning him into a based night lords.

[formal mortar]

Also my keyboard turned chinese somehow

[whole glade]

chinese joker

from PapaMeat

[formal mortar]

Should I darktide or play a tactics game? Or sleep

[whole glade]

slleb

likw me

[twin flower]

Game then eep

[marsh iris]

eeop

[hazy kestrel]

Sleep

Maybe

Maybe not

[mild harbor]

How do you unlock iv perk for a weapon? i have IV blessing but only third for perks

[hazy kestrel]

Increase mastery

Just buy a bunch of greys, upgrade to green, scrap for exp at Hadron’s

[marsh iris]

You cannot rest with boredom nearby

[hazy kestrel]

If you have the ordo dockets to spend.

[twin flower]

The Horror

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right.

[formal mortar]

Mint just play with the weapons, mastery increases fast

[marsh iris]

[hazy kestrel]

Or just take 15 or so minutes upgrading and sacrificing weapons.

Up to you

[mild harbor]

what if i have a 290 power weapon, do i try to get a higher powered one of the same type? cuz it's taking alot of plasteel and etc

[hazy kestrel]

What is your character level

[formal mortar]

Hes knew so he wont have the funds for that

[marsh iris]

dont forget to sacrifice with same weapon types for more exp

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[mild harbor]

b rother i keep failing missions

[hazy kestrel]

Still get exp

[clear wharf]

No I wasn’t booted
I was left with no choice but close the game out
Im sitting there getting mokested by a Dameon host while my character keeps switching to his shotgun and resetting the process whike rubber banding

[twin flower]

What region are you playing in

[clear wharf]

I mean what can I do

Is this game region locked?

[formal mortar]

I play on na servers and havent had that issue, but the problem really might be due to you playing on wifi since wifi is not a stable connection type

[mild harbor]

i am in asia pacific but i change server to europe

[formal mortar]

Last time i rubberbanded was because the upload of my connection was f'd up

Rubberbanding usually indicates packet loss

[clear wharf]

Im sure if I had an Ethernet I wouldn’t have this issue
But you know Im lag gi my more than cod ww2 in 2016 whike on a ps5

so Im a lil mad

[mild harbor]

so, what do i do otherwise?

[formal mortar]

Cod lag is different than tide lag

[clear wharf]

Yeah it’s worse

[formal mortar]

Because you dont always rubberband in cod, sometimes it just has a delay on your end and everyone else sees you pop around

[clear wharf]

Sometimes you can just tank it out

Upset my only choice is to wait till it gets more stable
But these are the cards we are dealt

I knew they were running my pockets i dont regret that

[formal mortar]

I would try swapping to an ethernet

[clear wharf]

Eh
For like three games?
Black ops 3
Dbd n this
Nah lol

Rather give elon fifth bucks

See if that sky net is all that

Dont eben think I have a hole for that ling ass cable XD

[formal mortar]

You just make one

[clear wharf]

If I owned a house

[mild harbor]

well, does anyone know

what to do about upgrading in general

[broken cave]

How are we supposed to get 18 grid points if there’s only 8 points and 15 possible requirements

[formal mortar]

Wouldnt bother with it til you hit 30

[jaunty path]

how're we supposed to play expeditions when it sucks

[formal mortar]

Power of imagination?

[delicate vapor]

do i do.. thugryn, vet or psyker

[jaunty path]

vet

[formal mortar]

Ogryn

[cosmic burrow]

Ogryn

[jaunty path]

vet

[delicate vapor]

2:1

need 5 in total

[formal mortar]

I count as 13

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

[delicate vapor]

ill do vet then thugryn

[formal mortar]

Weak

[delicate vapor]

saving the best for last

[formal mortar]

Use best first and last

[delicate vapor]

when im drunk

tomorrow

[somber stream]

Not through a phone

[formal mortar]

I work tomorrow

[jaunty path]

/lenny

h*ck

how it feels to put too much sugar in my tea

[delicate vapor]

vhat tea

[jaunty path]

vanilla chai

[delicate vapor]

vowww

[cosmic burrow]

I drink very strong tea

Not sugared. Or sweetened in any other way

[jaunty path]

what tea

[cosmic burrow]

Usually black

[jaunty path]

I mean the brand

[cosmic burrow]

Lipton for the most part

[formal mortar]

I use leaves I grow myself

[cunning canopy]

Me and my homies drink oolong, that’s what’s up

[cosmic burrow]

Like

I drink tea from 4 bags to 1.7l of water

[dire kayak]

meow

[warm maple]

there used to be this flavored iced tea my dad used to get me and idk what brand it is but it was the only tea I liked

[twin flower]

Had an indian friend teach me how to make Chai

Only tea i drink nowadays

[broken cave]

I even have 4 total unlocked and the penances are saying I only have 2

[warm maple]

tea

[formal mortar]

I honestly dont know which penance it is, not at my computer

[twin flower]

Yes, some Chai

[warm maple]

chai tea

tea tea

he he

tt

[twin flower]

I just said Chai tho

[cosmic burrow]

Smooth criminal

[warm maple]

i know

[delicate vapor]

t

[warm maple]

t

[jaunty path]

tennis

[warm maple]

ten is what?

[cosmic burrow]

Trepanation

[clear wharf]

Higher mastery let’s you empower
Consecrate to receive small but big benefits

Refine to adjust

Beyond that I don’t know

Pull shit out of your ass maybe

Oh yeah and bless obviously

[river ingot]

the gestapo hurt me when i put my hand in there

[clear wharf]

Just be sure not to forget about the little trinkets
Thsts basically yoir armor

Or for me it is

[clear wharf]

Always felt distrustful of him

That’s why I killed him and claimed my real body

[dire kayak]

i want seer's beloved to tell me something scandalous

[clear wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/horror-pinocchio-im-going-to-eat-you-gif-15875160

[timber elk]

beloved: clean your fucking room

[clear wharf]

Estefani?
Prob something like using people’s brains for tv

[twilit python]

so is it just me or do neither of the power swords have a good heavy killing combo

[clear wharf]

Oh blaze greatseird?
I love it but it’s so hard to work with XD

[twilit python]

best i can figure is achlys pushattack-light repeat

[timber elk]

Blaze greatsword you mostly use on scaziers gaze

[twilit python]

which isn't bad it's just always sad when the only good combo for a certain application is behind a push attack

[mild harbor]

kicked off a quickplay for being psyker this matchmaking is awful :/

[clear wharf]

Im working my way towards that just to shoot fire at peoole

[stark bobcat]

Risk vs reward

[twilit python]

never heard of this happening lol

[stark bobcat]

One of the highest/fastest attack in the game but costs 1 bar of stam

[clear wharf]

Sword cuz I can slice half of a horde in half and it’s very clean looking

[timber elk]

Love the serious Sam pfp, also just ignore those people

[clear wharf]

Just takes two seconds to prepare the attack

[mild harbor]

im stuck at level 26 i wanna fucking get to 30 and play arbitrator -.-

[clear wharf]

[timber elk]

Than take a break from pysker.

[clear wharf]

Just started psyker

[twilit python]

dunno why people would kick you for playing the most busted class in the game

did they specify like at all

[mild harbor]

because im underleveled i guess

[timber elk]

Because low-mid level fucking sucks to deal with

[twilit python]

what difficulty are you playing on

if people are kicking you from damnation that's hilarious

[dire kayak]

but beloved im in the middle of crying

[clear wharf]

Yeah this is the kind of game where some peoole are going to look down on yoi for getting hit

Just enjoy yourself lol

[timber elk]

Not in high levels.

[blazing ibex]

heresy

we call those people heretics

[timber elk]

At least everyone expect to take a bunch of hits

[twilit python]

kicking someone because they might not play good enough on damnation is more of an indictment of the kicker's skll than the skill of anyone else

[clear wharf]

Totally Didnt habe that in mind specifically

[twilit python]

if you need your entire team to be great players on damnation you are bad at the game

[dire kayak]

imagine they add a penance where you can't get hit in melee once

that'd be kinda dumb

[clear wharf]

Kinda is a team game

But yeah

As in any game

[twilit python]

yeah but it's damnation

[clear wharf]

Best option is to become better yourself

[dire kayak]

damnation is hard for me

[clear wharf]

Cuz teammates are ass
I had to fight a horde solo whike half my team focused on the rest

[twilit python]

you can't be so smug and sure about your skill that you kick other people from your lobbies but you're fretting that much over damnation

[timber elk]

I have an idea.

[clear wharf]

Is damnatuon beginner

[timber elk]

shows her a training post go play Bloodborne.

[woven sigil]

True

[twilit python]

damnation is plenty hard for most people but it's not like so hard that you need to be kicking people from quickplay for not being max level

[timber elk]

It will toughen you up really quickly

[dire kayak]

i don't have a ps

[timber elk]

Fack

[somber stream]

You can kick people in this game?

[twilit python]

if you're kicking people from quickplay because you're so worried about losing damnation the problem is probably you and not the other players is basically what i'm saying

[timber elk]

Okay than play doom eternal on nightmare difficulty

[clear wharf]

I guess

[dire kayak]

one of my friends compared darktide to bloodborne

[timber elk]

No?

[clear wharf]

I don’t see the similarity

[twilit python]

i jumped straight into auric at like level 25 and did just fine, not everyone who's gonna be low level is gonna do poorly

[dire kayak]

that's what i said

[woven sigil]

Wild comparison ngl

[twilit python]

especially because some people might be really good and experienced players simply levelling a new operative

[dire kayak]

i actually have before

[timber elk]

How did that go

[dire kayak]

i don't know if i completed it or not but i did it

was a while ago

[clear wharf]

Doom eternal max difficulty?
Yeah that was a good thirty minutes

Can’t wait to do it again

[woven sigil]

DOOM '16 was better.

[timber elk]

Doom eternal on ultra nightmare was a great experience for me getting better at harder games and difficulty’s

[dire kayak]

i always find myself running out of dodges in darktide and getting pummeled

maybe i should learn to use blocks

[twilit python]

just gotta pace your dodges more

[clear wharf]

It was really good I always asks myself if it was better

It just may have well been
But environment wise eternal is better
Debatable of course

[twilit python]

it takes time to learn for sure

[mild harbor]

last message i read was "i guess everyone who plays psyker are bad" and i got booted off when i said unfortunate

[mild harbor]

thank you, i draw it myself 🙂

[twilit python]

yeah don't listen to those dweebs

[woven sigil]

Yeah, thats a fair assesement, though I will always be bias to '16 because it shared more with old DOOM, which i played a lot of back when I was a young lad

[timber elk]

Just ignore them mint.

[clear wharf]

Yeah when your out a parry helps a lot
Less of a parry and more of blocking just in time to work out best for you XD
Im using everything as psyjer
As zealot I only blocked and parried

[timber elk]

Take a break. Drink water and play arbites for a bit.

[somber stream]

I've never got kicked in Darktide before, i actually tried to look into how to do it myself lol

Must be a new thing

[clear wharf]

Must be

[dire kayak]

i watched someone get kicked when i first started this game

[woven sigil]

Its been a thing since beta lul

[clear wharf]

lol

There’s no real reaosj to do it i think

[timber elk]

The only time I kicked someone was because they were AFK

[dire kayak]

i was like a level 23 zealot (literally 10 hours) and someone got kicked for staying out of the elevator on purpose

[timber elk]

Like for a lonnnnnnng time

[clear wharf]

Fair enough

[twilit python]

never kicked anyone either

i'd probably kick someone if they were saying some wack shit but that's about it and nobody has done that in pubs yet

[timber elk]

We had multiple bosses spawn on us and the dude simply never came back

[twilit python]

kicking people for being afk is one of the major use cases yeah actually

[woven sigil]

Had to votekick several gobshites over the years, also speedrunners when that was a more common thing

[clear wharf]

Got jumped by two carnifexes in space marine two
Other dude left the game

[timber elk]

That also happened to me too

It was on the munifactorum mission and it was a zealot player. Dude was pissing off everything

[clear wharf]

So that was fun
Especially when lichtors are supposed to hunt alone but show up as a squad

Lying ass game

[timber elk]

We just said fuck you and kicked his stupid ass

[clear wharf]

One guy tried to friend me through the game just to talk shit

[timber elk]

By that point the damage was done and the twins spawned and we had 3 chaos spawns

[clear wharf]

Pc of course lol

[timber elk]

I only ever had that happen to me on marvel rivals

[clear wharf]

The game with unrealistic jiggle physic

Im sure he realized how pathetic he was a few minutes after

Would have to be a fool to not face that reality

[dire kayak]

i just remembered i missed adepticon

fuckkkkk im so dumb

[clear wharf]

Waiting till theu throw a good force weapon skin in the commodore

Im not wasting my points on this starter looking shit

Ya feel meh

[dire kayak]

how come blood bowl gets fem ogryn minis but 40k doesn't

[clear wharf]

Alr think the game fixed itself
💪

[rocky radish]

Only time I vote-kicked someone was for using a mod that ping spammed every enemy

[dire kayak]

literally all of kill team is sold out im gonna kms

okay not all of kill team but most of it

[woven sigil]

Give Darktide jiggle physics so we can all be disgusted every time a plogryn or spawn pops up

[twilit python]

would you say the assessment that block cancelling isn't much of a thing in darktide for combos is true

it seems like they've designed most of the combos to explicitly avoid block cancelling

unlike in vt2 where you had to block cancel all the time

[woven sigil]

There are some weapons that still benifit from it, but yeah, they've done a good job on the whole of making weapons not need to rely on it

Even to the extent where push attacks are often part of a weapon's ideal combo

Which is nice

[twilit python]

i always thought that was fun, even if it can be a little annoying sometimes

not minding it on the power sword

[woven sigil]

I don't mind it personally, but its a bit dull if it becomes the optimal route

Though personally I don't play P'Sword because dogshit mobility

[twilit python]

i'm trying to mastery 20 every weapon so i'm runnin through em all

[woven sigil]

Yee, you can skip a good portion of it by buying ones out the shop too an sacrificing them

[clear wharf]

Sex

[woven sigil]

You're probably not my type

[clear wharf]

Please bring good force grestsoed skin to shop fat shark

[twilit python]

yeah i was planning to put my ordo dockets towards that once i'd bought a perfect copy of every weapon on every operative

[somber stream]

Takeshi

I have become

SEX

[clear wharf]

Centipede

[twilit python]

at this point the only weapon evading me is bolt pistol on veteran i've got a perfect stats variant of every other weapon

even if they're in various states of upgrade level

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[twilit python]

thank god for the global store mod

and the store filtering mod

made that shit 10x easier

[clear wharf]

Space marines could use more estrogen

[ember nimbus]

how long is the event going on?

interface looks bugged for me

[fallen tree]

mine says 0s

:^)

[nocturne bloom]

I heard something about sex

[ember nimbus]

same for me

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo

[nocturne bloom]

IP GRABBER

[somber stream]

He alone, will rebuild Japan

[fallen tree]

google says until april 6

[nocturne bloom]

Im happy to announce, one more day and ill have my M1 Garand

[fallen tree]

i got dury duty on the 7th, so pissed off

3rd time ive been called up now, my mum hasnt and she's like 60

[woven sigil]

Unfortunate

[feral vessel]

Goood morning Hive Tertium.

[woven sigil]

Morning Sergal

[feral vessel]

My thighs and glutes feel numb. Fuck my stupid chud life

[woven sigil]

Have you tried standing up?

[feral vessel]

yes i have

it makes it worse

[nocturne bloom]

For each $10 im sent ill give myself Garand Thumb

Thats a bargain

[fallen tree]

that shit gotta hurt bad

[nocturne bloom]

$10 per ping video, $20 and ill dress it up how you want

[feral vessel]

free nail clipper (for the strong)

[dire kayak]

do i be a catgirl today or go to sleep

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrrp :3