general-chat

[tired steeple]

Is there a guilliman model

[tawdry edge]

or titus

[tired steeple]

I don’t remember

[tawdry edge]

yeah

[tired steeple]

Oh is titus a tabletop character now

[tawdry edge]

yup

[dire kayak]

make the imperial fists the poster chapter

[tawdry edge]

iirc

[tired steeple]

Hardcore

[tawdry edge]

they also made

Gadriel

[stiff elbow]

today i feel very ultramarine

[delicate vapor]

And red corsairs Zzzzzzz

[stiff elbow]

i feel very blue

[tawdry edge]

no their color scheme is an offense to my eyes

piss yellow color

[dire kayak]

white scar?

[tawdry edge]

manageable

[delicate vapor]

White scars are better

[tawdry edge]

and also more based

[dire kayak]

salamander?

[tired steeple]

See that’s why I prefer crimson fists

[tawdry edge]

theyre lame

[dire kayak]

the only ultramarines i could see myself liking are chairon and the nova marines

[tired steeple]

Crimson fists have the siege shit I like but they aren’t a horrible yellow

[tawdry edge]

Uriel Ventris

is also

pretty chad

[dire kayak]

trueeeeee

[tawdry edge]

and Gadriel

because hes pretty

[delicate vapor]

Voww

[jaunty path]

how do space marines do against necrons anyway

dont they literally melt

[tired steeple]

Depends on the players haha

[dire kayak]

not as well as the CHAD mechanicus 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[tired steeple]

But no it’s a pretty uphill battle

[jaunty path]

more like in battle

[tired steeple]

Still winnable

[tired steeple]

But it’s pretty tough

[tawdry edge]

they melee

and take cover

for firing

plus uh

just general marine shit

[dire kayak]

the based as hell mechanicus do so well against the necrons

[tawdry edge]

but they die more than other enemies

thats it

[dire kayak]

i love them

[amber delta]

it depends if you are reading a space marine book or not

[delicate vapor]

Throw in newly recruited space marines

[tawdry edge]

^

[tawdry edge]

he dies

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

ok so logically they lose

[amber delta]

logically yes

[gloomy tartan]

Logically Cadia is based

[jaunty path]

canonically? no. UNFORTUNATELY

[tawdry edge]

cadia is gone

[dire kayak]

logically mechanicus are the best faction 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[green vector]

Nerds

[tawdry edge]

grow up

move on

[gloomy tartan]

Something doesn’t stop being based when it’s gone

[tawdry edge]

Cadia is dogshit

[amber delta]

but when your space marines are main characters suddenly necrons cant aim for shit and act slower than headless servitors

[stiff elbow]

cadia fans are kinda annoying imma be so fr

🙏🏽

[gloomy tartan]

Sure sure sure

[dire kayak]

what about mechanicus fans?

[tawdry edge]

Cadians cant shut the fuck up about Cadia

BOOHOO

[gloomy tartan]

But when you need reinforcements

[delicate vapor]

Me when I hold a piece of rock from the ground and say it’s cadia

[tawdry edge]

YOU FAILED TO STOP ALL 13 BLACK CRUSADES

AND LOST YOUR PLANET

[stiff elbow]

i dunno 🤷🏽‍♀️

[tawdry edge]

AND LET ABADDON OPEN THE RIFT

L

[gloomy tartan]

BUT WHEN YOU NEED REINFORCEMENTS

y’all come CRAWLING BACK

[jaunty path]

In my honest opinion is SM books have them with so much plot armor they just "win" thats valid to discount from personal cannon.

[tawdry edge]

we?! WHOS WEE??

YOU SPEAKIONGFRENCH?

Im chaos

[gloomy tartan]

THE IMPERIUM

[tawdry edge]

i HELPED open the rift

bitch

[stiff elbow]

why does the imperium even have the militarum

[tired steeple]

Hello

[stiff elbow]

why dont they just rely on the space marines to do everything

[tawdry edge]

space marines are rare

[gloomy tartan]

Hides baguete

[tawdry edge]

and they are limited in numbers

[dire kayak]

im mechanicus fan

[tawdry edge]

militarum is infinite fodder

[gloomy tartan]

NO

[delicate vapor]

Space marines are rare

[tired steeple]

Ant what is your favourite faction

[dire kayak]

haiiiii

mrrrp

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not speaking French

[tired steeple]

So

[tawdry edge]

piss on your pants little cadia boi

[tired steeple]

Space marine chapters are limited to 1000 space marines

[stiff elbow]

i dunno i dont really like any of them

[gloomy tartan]

Why didn’t they just make a billion Spartans in halo instead of normal soldiers ?

[jaunty path]

realistically, SMs lose against necrons, because how the fuck do you counter full on disintegration

[tired steeple]

Do you just like darktide

[stiff elbow]

not that they are boring but i cant pick one to stick to cus they all seem pretty neat

[tawdry edge]

not getting hit

[gloomy tartan]

You go shit on your pants

[stiff elbow]

yeah 🤤

[gloomy tartan]

Take them off and shjt on them

[jaunty path]

they are fat targets.

[tired steeple]

Alright it is super fun so alright

[gloomy tartan]

Then put them on

[tawdry edge]

so?

[amber delta]

why dont they just make every guardsman into a custodian

[gloomy tartan]

I dunno

[amber delta]

or better

[gloomy tartan]

So we have different colors

[dire kayak]

very difficult to do

[amber delta]

into an ogryn

[tawdry edge]

im also a fat target and no one ever hit me when playing dodgeball

[tired steeple]

The process to make a custodes is extremely lengthy

[tired steeple]

Can you dodge a lazer

[green vector]

I have a feeling that was sarcasm

[tawdry edge]

yeah i do it every day when i wake up

[jaunty path]

get hit once and you turn into ash

[green vector]

He wasn't looking for a real answer

[gloomy tartan]

I assume regular guardsmen are better at certain things, resources

[green vector]

[delicate vapor]

yeah but not from behind

[tawdry edge]

then dont get hit

[dire kayak]

by being a mechanicus they tank that shit

[jaunty path]

THIS ISNT A TOUHOU GAMEEEEEEEEEEE

[gloomy tartan]

If they had the resources I’m pretty sure they would replace us with spaxe marines

[tawdry edge]

hits... from behind...? FFFFFFCUUUK~

[tawdry edge]

skill issue

[tired steeple]

Grow up

[delicate vapor]

get off that battle barge or go kill something

[gloomy tartan]

Tou hou?

[tawdry edge]

nuh uh

[gloomy tartan]

Tf is that

[delicate vapor]

no i didnt drop it in dirt

[tired steeple]

A bullet hell

[gloomy tartan]

Ohhhh

[tired steeple]

My gf loves that video lol

[gloomy tartan]

Those are fun

Respect

[tawdry edge]

i cant i went to the rock that makes you younger

[tired steeple]

Go to the beach that makes you old

[tawdry edge]

no

why would i do that

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians main export is making new Cadians for filling ranks

[delicate vapor]

forgot theres a movie about this

[gloomy tartan]

We be making cadians all the time

[tawdry edge]

i hope you lot die out soon

[gloomy tartan]

We have colonized so much shit

[visual vortex]

Because normal people fighting is cooler

[gloomy tartan]

I doubt it

We’ll never die out

There’s so many “ new cadias”

You’ll never blow up every Cadia now

[dire kayak]

i can't wait to see the mechanicus beat the fuck out of the iron warriors

[tawdry edge]

nuh uh

[gloomy tartan]

Well name everything new cadia

[dire kayak]

they're so fucking cool

[tawdry edge]

my bois are gonna win

perty is coming back

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t fucking stop us

[woven seal]

got me heavy stubba, got me emprah, life gud

[gloomy tartan]

Well name your house new cadia

[dire kayak]

but consider

[gloomy tartan]

We’re claiming your shit

[tawdry edge]

no

[dire kayak]

the new archmagos looks sick as fuck

[tawdry edge]

Iron Warriors >

[dire kayak]

[tawdry edge]

yeah butPerturabo is now a daemon primarch

so

you lose

stinky

[dire kayak]

[gloomy tartan]

Why is there so many things named after metal

Iron

Steel

[delicate vapor]

hands

[tawdry edge]

because why not

[tired steeple]

It’s just cool

[gloomy tartan]

Is there a mf gold squadron

[tawdry edge]

gold griffons

exist

[gloomy tartan]

DEAD ASS

[visual vortex]

Custodes

[gloomy tartan]

lmao

[tawdry edge]

yeah

[visual vortex]

They're pretty gold

[dire kayak]

even the orks love the mechanicus they have mekboyz

[gloomy tartan]

I forgive you

[tawdry edge]

golden griffons

[gloomy tartan]

That made me laugh

I knew about the custodies

[delicate vapor]

EXCLUDING custodes cause they suck

[gloomy tartan]

But gold griffins

That’s funny af

[stiff elbow]

i actually like the inquisition

[tawdry edge]

orks are just organic space marines

[tired steeple]

I never cared for custodes either

[gloomy tartan]

That made me laugh so hard

It’s the same first letter

[stiff elbow]

i like secret police forces theyre cool

[tawdry edge]

theyre a space marine chapter

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the super hero naming rule

[tired steeple]

There’s an army for them on tabletop!

They’re kinda shit

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[gloomy tartan]

Okay space marines can have that super hero ass name

That’s fair

[delicate vapor]

its the inquisition

explains why

[stiff elbow]

damn

[visual vortex]

Ogryn:

[dire kayak]

okay iron warriors are my second favourite chaos chapter so im one to talk

[tired steeple]

Do you like arbites ant

[gloomy tartan]

I like the guys with tanks

[tawdry edge]

those are just human orks

[tired steeple]

They aren’t exactly “secret”

[gloomy tartan]

I have a Cadian tank commander jacket

[tired steeple]

They’re pretty loud

[south valve]

I FOUND THE SPIDER

[visual vortex]

*bigger orks

[jaunty path]

the only good guards regiment is krieg

[gloomy tartan]

Cadian 802nd

[jaunty path]

remember that

[tired steeple]

*only bad regiment

[inner swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-handshake-meme-my-man-warhammer-gif-16490395860613617777

[visual vortex]

@stuck crescent

[gloomy tartan]

The krieg make more recruits than even the cadians do

[inner swallow]

bruh

[gloomy tartan]

But they don’t make babies

[tired steeple]

Vitae wombs are super cool

[south valve]

Tragic

[gloomy tartan]

They test tubes

[inner swallow]

it didnt post the gif

[tired steeple]

Wish we actually saw them

[stiff elbow]

i really liked reading about the tribunal del inquisición during the early renaissance and christian reformation and i like evil secret police forces in media and in history

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians make recruits the old fashioned way

[tired steeple]

Oh also ant you might enjoy the eisenhorn trilogy

[south valve]

Can’t in general, I’m afraid

[gloomy tartan]

Not like those test tube kriegs

[amber delta]

every guard regiment is cool because guard is the coolest

[stiff elbow]

i am actually reading eisenhorn right now

[tired steeple]

Nice

[stiff elbow]

very cool !

[visual vortex]

Some guard regiments are cooler than others

[gloomy tartan]

🐜

[dire kayak]

im reading fall of cadia

[tired steeple]

I only got a little into it with an audiobook. I should continue it

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s how I shall refer to you know

[stiff elbow]

i found a PDF of the omnibus online

[tired steeple]

I liked Lords of Silence

That was a good book

[inner swallow]

[gloomy tartan]

Hey 🐜 what’s your favorite type of ant

[visual vortex]

Scroll a bit up from the ping

[stuck crescent]

No

[south valve]

Missus said Krieg was the only good regiment

[gloomy tartan]

Hit us with the cool ant lore

[stuck crescent]

Bait

[jaunty path]

mad cuz trve

[elder merlin]

[dire kayak]

tell it about the lex

[jaunty path]

not bait

am trve

[tired steeple]

Is it short for antella

[stiff elbow]

what happens in the fall of cadia

[gloomy tartan]

I like fuzzy ants

[tawdry edge]

based

[south valve]

This is a good idea

[jaunty path]

tell me its ok :(

[gloomy tartan]

Wby ?

Ok still antella what’s your favorite ant 🐜

[tired steeple]

My favourite chaos dudes are emperor’s children

[south valve]

I vacuumed it up

[dire kayak]

i haven't read much of it im a slow reader :((((((

[elder merlin]

Some guy with the last name "Cadia" trips down some stairs

[stiff elbow]

i dunno 🤷🏽‍♀️ but i really liked the antman comics as a kid

[tawdry edge]

Abaddon threw a moon sized ship into the planet and it exploded

[jaunty path]

do chaos marines have better character than loyalists

[dire kayak]

[gloomy tartan]

I like ant man too

[visual vortex]

I like trapjaw ants

[delicate vapor]

they look cooler and er

[tawdry edge]

yes

[delicate vapor]

look cooler

[elder merlin]

Only on fridays

[stiff elbow]

well i know HOW cadia falls

[gloomy tartan]

I think ant man’s power is cool

[stiff elbow]

everybody knows that

[tired steeple]

I think so

[gloomy tartan]

It reminds me of ultra man

[gloomy tartan]

Or jet Jaguar

[tired steeple]

A lot of them are super messed up and tragic and it makes them really deep and interesting

[gloomy tartan]

Like he gets small or big

[hazy kestrel]

On the author

[stiff elbow]

i wanted to know how the 13th black crusade was going

[tawdry edge]

look you can just read it on the lexicanumm

[stuck crescent]

Average krieg illiterate, can't even spell

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I could get big and karate chop a giant monster

Like ant man can just do that

[dire kayak]

it was so cool to see one of the voidship crew's reactions to the blackstone fortress coming out of the eye of terror

[tired steeple]

He can also climb into your ear and fart on it

[south valve]

I read a bit of Storm of Iron and that the extent of my 40k reading

[stray wren]

Hello everybody

[gloomy tartan]

He has options

[jaunty path]

as much as I disliked the first horus heresy book I am unfortunately going to read false gods

[tawdry edge]

yup hehehehe i love chaos

[stiff elbow]

stop this

diddy ahh foid

[jaunty path]

leftist

[gloomy tartan]

I like when antman rides hawk eyes arrow

They do that shit all the time in the comics

It’s there version of the fast ball special

[hazy kestrel]

Read a good book, like Slaves to Darkness

[stiff elbow]

foid foid go away

[tired steeple]

Abaddon: I’m sick of these liberals!!!

It’s true he said that

[visual vortex]

Ant man could hypothetically spit on your eye while you sleep and nobody would know

[hazy kestrel]

Or Betrayer

[gloomy tartan]

Abandon basically rage quit

Fucking L

[tawdry edge]

you disliked Horus Rising?

[jaunty path]

Is it not good? 😭 I honestly want to see horus's corruption

[gloomy tartan]

Didn’t wanna play the match out

[tawdry edge]

missus you arent as based as i thought you were

[south valve]

I guess the Imperium is ultra conservative

[blazing ibex]

What is it with me opening Gen chat just to see things like

This

[dire kayak]

[hazy kestrel]

Idk, it was alright

[delicate vapor]

man time to pirate all warhammer books

[jaunty path]

It had good parts and parts I got pretty annoyed with due to how long they went on for

[tired steeple]

Yeah. I’d be doing shit like crawling up people’s noses and start coughing on their brain

[tawdry edge]

skill issue

[gloomy tartan]

Missus is the loose cannon personality

[jaunty path]

5.7/10

[dire kayak]

me too

[visual vortex]

I would use Ant man powers to uhh

[stiff elbow]

abaddon shouldve applied his praxis and mass organized the cadians to apprehend the control of production from the lord castellan

!

[dire kayak]

I AM

[jaunty path]

dan abnett needed an editor

[visual vortex]

Honestly i dont know

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon shits on the floor of the Morningstar

Like a horse

[delicate vapor]

remvove mike brooks from warhammer

[tired steeple]

Wehraboos explaining how Hitler could have won:

[gloomy tartan]

🐎

[visual vortex]

Loose cannon smears their shit on the floor like the filthy animal they are

[dire kayak]

grendyl keeps me in a cage so i don't try to eat kharib again

[south valve]

I’m so hungry I could eat a-

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon tips over trash cans

[tired steeple]

That’s why they’re the loose canon

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon shits YOUR underwear and leaves thrm in your drawer

[hazy kestrel]

Loose cannon breaks the ice machine

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

literally me

[hazy kestrel]

No, this is Missus.

I think

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon eats you’re lunch

[tired steeple]

I ate too much bro I’m growing man tits

[delicate vapor]

time for chocolate milk...

[south valve]

I am lunch? D:

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon grabs man tits without consent

[tired steeple]

Emperor’s children: upvote!

[hazy kestrel]

Loose cannon spells “your” on purpose.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon eats all your cake

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck

[dire kayak]

literally me

[hazy kestrel]

I made an error

[dire kayak]

literally me

[hazy kestrel]

Now I’m the loose cannon

[tired steeple]

Loose canon eats your parents

[hazy kestrel]

Truly a fate worse than death

[stiff elbow]

LOL did you see that twitter post

[dire kayak]

THATS ME

[stiff elbow]

the everything app ❤️

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah

[delicate vapor]

loose pants

[tired steeple]

“Zerg rush stalingrad”

Or something

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon indentifies as shits/pants

[stiff elbow]

LMAO 😭

[south valve]

Now go hit on the arbites

[dire kayak]

I EAT PEOPLE'S PARENTS

[hazy kestrel]

Which one though?

[tired steeple]

Wait does loose canon do that last one lmao

That’s great

[jaunty path]

@tawdry edge Did you find Abnetts writing too wordy and drawn out? I mean the SM battle on Murder was cool but I got a little annoyed with how much glaze they were getting. Though I feel my annoyance with it hindered my ability to comprehend the plot better. and I was probably really annoyed with how aggrogant the imperium was being in general with xenos like "Guys, this whole fiasco is your fault. shut up"

[south valve]

Your favourite one

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon used your tooth brush

[woven sigil]

But you're the arbitrator?

[visual vortex]

Loose cannon was found dead in Hong Kong.

[hazy kestrel]

Fem Maul?

[green vector]

@woven sigil slag

[jaunty path]

Like I enjoy how their aggrogance is a plot device

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon laces your stims

[jaunty path]

just didnt like the repeat ig?

[delicate vapor]

tang tang

[stiff elbow]

is there a planet called "murder"

[tired steeple]

Tung tung

[woven sigil]

Awh, don't be jealous babe, I'll get to you shortly

[gloomy tartan]

Wala wala Bing bang

[dire kayak]

my arbites used to be a maul but i changed her back to authoritarian

[delicate vapor]

sahur

[south valve]

I see you like your strong, assertive women

[visual vortex]

Best females in the game

[tired steeple]

There is but it’s not as bad as you’d expect

[misty trench]

fatalist gang

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right.

[stiff elbow]

WE LOVE FEMFATALIST

❤️

[visual vortex]

They have very nice voices

[tired steeple]

They got a vox call from it saying “this planet is murder” like how people say “ah shite this weather is bloody murder”

And

Called it Murder

[hazy kestrel]

I fucking hate autocorrect and it’s laziness at times. Or autocorrect and it being incorrect.

[south valve]

“You can run. Please do. It makes it fun.”

[delicate vapor]

ouhgh

[tired steeple]

If a woman said that to me I wouldn’t be normal

[gloomy tartan]

Cutthroat doesn’t do Like, that’s weakness, and they don’t do WEAK

[jaunty path]

Yes its called murder because SMs were torn to bits by giant spider xenos.

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah

And that

[jaunty path]

But in reality it was a containment planet

[tired steeple]

But it’s not like a death world. Or at least not as bad as others

[south valve]

You want to be chased around?

[dire kayak]

authoritarian ate ogryn food once

[gloomy tartan]

Deez nuts are a death world

[jaunty path]

by a forgotten part of the Imperium called The Interex who were actually tolerant of Xenos

[misty trench]

naming a planet misadventure because a SM fell down a hill once and died of concussion

[woven sigil]

They probably make a cream or something for that..

[delicate vapor]

my brain formatted xenos as a breakfast food

[tired steeple]

Yeah. Time to commit a crime and be sentenced for 3 months but the court case goes so long I die of old age

[gloomy tartan]

Stim shady what’s the new stim

[visual vortex]

Funny af ngl

[jaunty path]

They didn't destroy the planet, they made it a jail, and kept trying to relay to the Battle Fleet that they didnt need to fight them

[gloomy tartan]

What you been cooking up

[woven sigil]

Not as good as we were hoping, we're now short a lab and several chemists..

[hazy kestrel]

Is this like Ander’s hill, named for the legendary giant: Ander, who died by smashing their head against a rock?

[tired steeple]

My favourite planet is fenris

Which is funny. I don’t like space wolves

[dire kayak]

my favourite planet is mars

for obvious reasons

[misty trench]

for the bars, right?

[tired steeple]

I just like the ice wasteland with giant wolves

[gloomy tartan]

Pls donate diamantine to stim shadys new lab

[dire kayak]

yes

[visual vortex]

My favorite planet is neptune

[jaunty path]

I dont think I liked Eisenhorn a lot either, I mean it was a nice book with some interesting parts.

[gloomy tartan]

Uranus

[jaunty path]

probably need to reread it or smth

[tired steeple]

I like to think there’s a mechanicus tech priest out there with alcohol replacing his blood

[south valve]

My favourite planet is uhhh… Hellmire

[tired steeple]

And he’s always drunk

Helldivers?

[dire kayak]

THATS ME

[tired steeple]

Oh god with the fire tornados?

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia

[tired steeple]

You’re everyone

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

built in brewery

[hazy kestrel]

The Creek.

[jaunty path]

god

[tired steeple]

I’m so fat rn I’m like pregnant

[south valve]

First one that came to mind

WE GET TO USE THIS EMOJI

[gloomy tartan]

Jaba da hut

[south valve]

🫃

[tired steeple]

I ate soooo much

[hazy kestrel]

No one out-pizzas the Hutt.

[gloomy tartan]

Ooosa ma toki

[tired steeple]

My grape addiction is unreasonable

They’re so good

[delicate vapor]

nope

[tired steeple]

I love grapes

[dire kayak]

me toooo

[delicate vapor]

little caesers has your back

[gloomy tartan]

Pizza the hut is so based

[hazy kestrel]

EMPEROR DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!

[dire kayak]

sometimes i stress eat so much i throw up

[tired steeple]

And also we got an indian today

[oak nexus]

what up

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t eat when I’m stressed

[stiff elbow]

do yall remember the battle of glupshittogenocideworld II where ten thousand million gillion bajillion people died and the planet eventually got blown up

[tired steeple]

Not the food just some guy. He works in a car selling place whatever

Worked

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t stress when I eat.

[oak nexus]

yea, was real fucked up

[tired steeple]

We ate him

[thick coyote]

Hellmire ain't shit compared to Fury

[gloomy tartan]

Vietnam war ?

[dire kayak]

i eat too much when im stressed

[thick coyote]

Glad we liberated that dogshit ahh muhfucking channel

[tired steeple]

This is genuinely warhammer lore

[delicate vapor]

oughh this chocolate milk hit

[tired steeple]

I’m 50/50. i either eat too much or too little

When I’m stressed

[south valve]

Glad they recovered 2 of the 40k warhammers though

[stiff elbow]

its okay because they replaced the billions of losses

[dire kayak]

SO REAL

[tired steeple]

How are ou today goober

[south valve]

Everyone in the Imperium FUCKS

[copper olive]

You mean the ones where the Astartes, despite having nothing to do with the conflict, showed up and beat everyone up, which despite potentially solving the issue, so ever grimdarkly let the Chaos cultists blow the planet up?

[tired steeple]

Gonna put aphrodisiacs in my hive city’s water, they’re not fucking fast enough

[copper olive]

Then the space marines brood

[tired steeple]

Ah shit now we all worship the dark princess

[stiff elbow]

trve !

[delicate vapor]

a little laxatives wont hurt

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking what?

[stiff elbow]

umazing

[hazy kestrel]

Every time when I’m eating, gen chat gets freaky, I swear.

[jaunty path]

[south valve]

Which one was that?

[copper olive]

(Oh also the Eldar who had an easy solution which they literally forsaw in the future got stomped in by everyone because screw the space elves)

[gloomy tartan]

Eat the freaky

[hazy kestrel]

Eating pizza rn

[stiff elbow]

i thought ppl in 40k were birthed in like test tubes and hibernation chambers or whatevre

[delicate vapor]

well

[tired steeple]

They’re birthed in all sorts of ways

[thick coyote]

Lava planet with incendiary corps

[tired steeple]

Cloned

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

Test tubes

[stiff elbow]

i thought reproductive intercourse was a non-existant thing in 40k

[tired steeple]

And the usual way

[gloomy tartan]

Remmeber glup shitto ?

[south valve]

Zealots bouncing on it crazy style

[tired steeple]

No it’s very there

Slaanesh loves it

[south valve]

Ohh right

[gloomy tartan]

That’s how cadians make new Cadians

[tired steeple]

And drugs

And art

[gloomy tartan]

They do it the old fashioned way

[tired steeple]

And like, excess in general

[hazy kestrel]

You’re gonna make me spit out my soda one of these days.

Or choke on my food. One of the two

[copper olive]

Oh don't forgot the side piece of Trazyn the plot adjacent shows up to kidnap a random likebale character from the whole incident because we can't let our favorites die even in a grimdark setting

[gloomy tartan]

Zealots would have candles all over the place

Dead ass

Lights off candle light

A thousand candles

Not that I would know

[tired steeple]

Zealots definitely like candle wax

[gloomy tartan]

They need it

[south valve]

They must take HOURS to manage

[copper olive]

Oh also besides the mass death on the planet the Astartes suffer like one loss despite fighting enemies which are by all means STRONGER THAN THEM

[tired steeple]

Isn’t there a dedicated candle man

For certain places

[gloomy tartan]

The candle plug

[tired steeple]

Who lights all the candles

[stiff elbow]

is this a wax play thing

⛓️‍💥

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[copper olive]

I think I'm going too far with the joke now

[gloomy tartan]

Yea

[copper olive]

Sorry chat

[stiff elbow]

stop spoiling the books dude

[tired steeple]

No it’s fine it was pretty accurate

[gloomy tartan]

Zealots be like “ da emperor is watching”

[oblique night]

Hey is there a Mod around, I need to ask for help

[delicate vapor]

few or so lurking

[grim narwhal]

checks out
WH40 books don't have any logic or common sense

[south valve]

Proceeds to bounce on it crazy style anyway

[tired steeple]

One of them was here a minute ago

[stiff elbow]

ping one of them or DM them

[tired steeple]

Faith does not stop you from enjoying sex!!

[south valve]

Or download them

[tired steeple]

Everyone has the misconception that sisters of battle are celibate

[grim narwhal]

if book was written 5+ years ago - he has a pass

[jaunty path]

Doesn't stop mormons either

[copper olive]

Awww man, I was just about to get to when they introduce a new evil alien species which the Tau are clowned on for trying to befriend even though they should realize they're evil.

Also the Tau now lobotomize everyone who isn't a Tau and enforce even harsher segregation because Muh-Grimdsrk

[stiff elbow]

we get it jacob

[gloomy tartan]

Gotta impress big E I guess

[tired steeple]

This misconception also pisses me off

And “soaking”

[south valve]

Proceeds to eat jacob

[grim narwhal]

Based comments

[gloomy tartan]

Do people cheat in Warhammer ij relationships

Or does the partner die so fast you don’t have too

[modest flume]

So you're saying people die in a Warhammer book? Thanks for ruining the surprise smfh

[gloomy tartan]

Like relationships are one night lmao

[tired steeple]

Probably both

[copper olive]

Ooop- wait, what about the part where the space wolves show up to help the Astartes, get their shit pushed in (don't worry they still didn't lose anyone) and then get all the credit for winning , and go back to crippling alcoholism

[grim narwhal]

💀 😭 🔥

[tired steeple]

I mean people do live long enough to get married

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

Somehow

[gloomy tartan]

Most people don’t die of old age

[south valve]

Nice name… I guess…

[grim narwhal]

thanks mate

[gloomy tartan]

So a couple lasting required them both making it old

[tired steeple]

You meet an engaged couple in rogue trader and they’re just guards

[delicate vapor]

pretty much this

[tired steeple]

Nobles get married all the time and live to old age

[gloomy tartan]

Just lucky enough to be stationed together ?

Yeah but they are bitches

[south valve]

I wouldn’t have expected the imperium to care about marriage tbh

[gloomy tartan]

All inbred prob

[tired steeple]

They’re on different planets at the time but it’s in the same system

Yeah usually inbred

Especially the good old navigators

One of my favourite parts of the lore

God I love navigators

[copper olive]

Oh, also, somehow chaos breaking the planet woke up another primarch

[grim narwhal]

being in RT retinue raises up your chances of survival drastically

[gloomy tartan]

It’s probaly more of a symbolic thing and much more basic if anything probaly just heh we’re together now I doubt it’s all fancy

[tired steeple]

Yeah true. Which is odd because you see more combat than most

Oh well. Plot armour

[gloomy tartan]

You get together to make new recruits

[tired steeple]

Or it depends on how much money you have

[gloomy tartan]

Not cuz you wanna grow old together

[south valve]

Probably

[tired steeple]

I bet some people have huge weddings

[grim narwhal]

depends on rogue trader
not all of them are like MC in the game

[tawdry edge]

Yeah Abnett yaps a lotbut i literally just read that fast so for me its not that much of an issue

[tired steeple]

Night Lords omnibus has a rogue trader die pretty early in

[south valve]

Do you think the imperium is cool with poly marriages?

[tired steeple]

Probably

[stuck crescent]

Probably

[tired steeple]

They probably don’t care

[woven sigil]

I dont think the imperium really gives a shit so long as you work your shift and dont question anything too much

[modest flume]

Human is human and human is good

[tired steeple]

Hell some people would go “oh that makes more babies”

[gloomy tartan]

If it doesn’t effect your battle ready ness or corrupt u sure

I expect that answer to most questions

[south valve]

I preferred 40k before it went WOKE (joke)

[gloomy tartan]

If your still loyal

[tired steeple]

“More babies means more guardsmen”

[gloomy tartan]

Indoctrinated

Sure

[copper olive]

Oh also the named ultramarine the story is based on got blasted in the face with eight melta guns in a confined room, and got a cool looking burn scar on his face

[dire kayak]

i frew up :((((((

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians be fucking all the time

[tired steeple]

Woah the ultramarine got blasted on??

Jeeeez

[gloomy tartan]

I wonder if they even had relationships

[tired steeple]

His face too?

[gloomy tartan]

Or it was just a pile

[south valve]

Yeah that was my thought

[stiff elbow]

we get it

[tired steeple]

With 8 ropes of melta?

[stuck crescent]

They're already ok with homosexuality

[gloomy tartan]

What

[stiff elbow]

wuh happened

!

[grim narwhal]

absolutely

1. it helps making more babies
2. most anti-poly restrictions come from religious norms which is a no-no in Imperium of Man

[modest flume]

That's how we do it on Cadia!

[green vector]

Bro blasting ropes everywhere

[south valve]

Oh?

[dire kayak]

idkk i just threw uplp,,,,,,

[gloomy tartan]

wtf you mean ropes of melta

[south valve]

Very true

[woven sigil]

You getting jealous again mate?

[green vector]

Google guys blasting ropes and you'll find out

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, there was a lesbian couple in gaunt's ghosts. the imperium really doesn't care

[copper olive]

Cadian guardsman pulling a baddie from Catachan

[tired steeple]

Well snommin said a marine gets his face blasted on

[south valve]

Oh interesting

[tired steeple]

Should I play more red dead or go to bed

That rhymed

[stuck crescent]

Bed

[tired steeple]

Red dead bed time

Alright

[gloomy tartan]

Catachan ordering a burger no pickles for the cadian

[grim narwhal]

Huh
a whole scar?
that melta gun must have been named too!

[green vector]

Gaunts ghosts is bussin

My vet is called Ibram

[south valve]

Sounds like a plan… wait

[stuck crescent]

One of the better guardsmen books

[gloomy tartan]

My vet is called Solaire

lol

PRAISE THE SUN

[green vector]

Gay

[grim narwhal]

Gay

[south valve]

Mine is Patches

[gloomy tartan]

Patches is the goat

Fr fr

[stuck crescent]

Mine is Kreig_bad

[gloomy tartan]

He saves you in the endn

Also he never kills you

He just kicks you

[south valve]

In the ds3 dlc, he’s chill for a bit

[woven sigil]

Third option, play DS3

[gloomy tartan]

When he forgets his memory

If you help him regain it

[tired steeple]

I ddon’t have ds3 downloaded rn

[south valve]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

He kicks you into the final area

[green vector]

Whack game

[tired steeple]

I might play it again with mods

[stuck crescent]

I just prefer bloodborne

[gloomy tartan]

His final gift

[tired steeple]

Bloodborne’s my favourite one

[gloomy tartan]

When the world is all over

[south valve]

Rejects, clown on this man

[woven sigil]

I will fucking kill you barrel you off a ledge

[gloomy tartan]

Patches is also in armored core

[delicate vapor]

playa tip

idk

[stuck crescent]

Whack him

[gloomy tartan]

Patches is like the mysterious stranger of fromsoftware games

[grim narwhal]

too bad, my psyker is named Clownmancer

[gloomy tartan]

He’s one of there earliest creations

Patches and the moonlight greatsword

Both recurring

[south valve]

Ohh right yeah

[tired steeple]

The moonlight greatsword was in armoured core 1 and shit

[copper olive]

Sly Marbo with both hands tied behind his back vs A custodes with 300 years of prep time

[tired steeple]

King’s field

[gloomy tartan]

Patches allways kicks you into a new area

[copper olive]

Who y'all got?

[south valve]

Always wondered why he’s not in ds2

[gloomy tartan]

He never kills you

[tired steeple]

Oh come on it’s obvious

[gloomy tartan]

He doesn’t allways show up idk why

[south valve]

It makes sense he’s not in Sekiro but like

[tired steeple]

In elden ring he’s actually genuinely reasonable

1: you steal his shit

2: he’s doing his job at the manor

[copper olive]

The thing with patches is that he actively LURES people into stealing his shit

[gloomy tartan]

He’s just a guy who steals shit and kicks people into places they could be killed and then robbed

[grim narwhal]

Sly Marbo wins because he will manage to kill custodes before people will tie his arms

[gloomy tartan]

But the place he allways kicks you into is new progress

[tired steeple]

In the other games you have a case against him

[south valve]

I like how he’s kinda morally ambiguous sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

But he does help you proceed every time he kicks you

[copper olive]

Also working for the manor is evil as shit

The volcano manor go around torturing innocent's

[tired steeple]

But in elden ring it feels like… it’s pretty fair. Yeah I tried taking out your chest and yeah I’m not supposed to be at the manor

[dire kayak]

should i play more satisfactory

[grim narwhal]

no

[gloomy tartan]

Like he’s being a troll but he’s also helping you make progress

[jaunty path]

if u want 2

[grim narwhal]

nerd game, ew

[tired steeple]

Well, regardless, I always kill rykard

Not the pvp way

[dire kayak]

i do want to

[jaunty path]

go ahead

[tired steeple]

Cause you miss a whole ass level

[delicate vapor]

vowww

[tired steeple]

With some cool shit

[south valve]

MAKE HASTE

[gloomy tartan]

Solaire is cool

Sun bros for life

[dire kayak]

my favourite chaos god is tzeentch and my favourite faction is the mechanicus im very much a nerd

[copper olive]

The people at the Manor are MASS MURDERERS by the way,

I feel that takes away their right to own anything

[modest flume]

Oh I haven't touched that game in a minute, genuinely fun

[gloomy tartan]

☀️ \o/

[south valve]

Gough was always my favourite character

[little marten]

Can you meet me halfway

[tired steeple]

Well it’s good I usually murder their boss

[south valve]

Dude takes down a dragon while blinded

[gloomy tartan]

He’s a great character

[tired steeple]

Who is also my favourite shardbearer design wise

[modest flume]

It is indeed satisfactory

[copper olive]

WAIT DUDES

[dire kayak]

i started a new run recently and im gonna start building coal power
in my last run i finished the game

[gloomy tartan]

After not shooting a dragon for hundreds of thousands of bajillion years too

[south valve]

“What is bravery without a dash of recklessness” fire ass quote

[gloomy tartan]

He STILL has the skill

He hasn’t shot one in forever

He hit that shot liek it was yesterday

[tired steeple]

I played the dlc recently

It was okay

[gloomy tartan]

The giants in dark souls were so cool

[south valve]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

There whole ass kingdom they had

[modest flume]

I have a save from before the full release, I think I was on the tier that unlocks trains, and I started a new save for the full release

[south valve]

The blacksmith was a bro too

[gloomy tartan]

The giants and the demons going extinct were both depressing

[tired steeple]

He helped me make the queelag sword

[gloomy tartan]

Seeing these giant kingdoms just die our

Both hunted and weakened to extinction

[south valve]

I hated the evil magic enemy things

[dire kayak]

the trains are so cool but im too dumb to understand how they work

[south valve]

With their homing darkness balls

[gloomy tartan]

The demons were made by accident and didn’t ask to be born

[tired steeple]

The blobhead guys?

[south valve]

Of evilness

[tired steeple]

Yeah their wizards were dickheads

[gloomy tartan]

The giants were hunted down by humans

[modest flume]

Honestly? I was hyped just with automating trucks

[south valve]

The evil blobheads

[modest flume]

I'm gonna enjoy the trains

[tired steeple]

I’ve almost played the content of all the souls games

[modest flume]

...when I get to actually playing more of the game lol

[tired steeple]

I just need to do

The dark souls 2 dlcs

Which, as a dark souls 2 defender, I just straight up don’t like the dlcs

[south valve]

I’ve heard… things

[gloomy tartan]

I need to do all the souls games dlc

[copper olive]

NEW LORE FROM THE NEXT BOOK ->

||The named space marine after getting blasted by 8 Melta guns goes on to beat up captain farsight, Ghaz, and 42 aspects of Kaine, and after winning, he broods even harder||

[dire kayak]

that's so real

[tired steeple]

But I need to give them a real proper chance

Ivory king was just disappointing. It wasn’t really bad

Iron king is…. Ehhh

[gloomy tartan]

He was a cool story

[modest flume]

What an interesting and unique character

[gloomy tartan]

Ivory king

Story was better than the actual fight.

[modest flume]

[gloomy tartan]

Liek it was cool visuals

Hey real talk

[south valve]

Official Painted opinion on ds2: —-> ||It’s fine.||

[gloomy tartan]

Magnus is weird

[dire kayak]

someone should try to beat satisfactory by only using factory carts to deliver things long-distance

[gloomy tartan]

He exploded into women

That was his secret

[tired steeple]

I have my issues with SOTFS

[gloomy tartan]

When we kill I’m in dark souls he exploded into fragments that became hot women

[tired steeple]

But I still like it

[tawdry edge]

watching Angels of Death with my gf

[modest flume]

Gotta love me some diesel

[tawdry edge]

life good

[gloomy tartan]

He became multiple hot women

[dire kayak]

gasp how scandalous! don't tell more

[gloomy tartan]

And they all were gold diggers

Who went after kings

[tired steeple]

Magnus?

[south valve]

Wouldn’t that take until the sun explodes?

[gloomy tartan]

wtf manus

lol I forgot his name my b

[tired steeple]

Oh Manus

[gloomy tartan]

Manus yeah

[tired steeple]

That fight was fun

[gloomy tartan]

When he died he didn’t die

[south valve]

Oh manus

[gloomy tartan]

Be exploded into fragments

[tired steeple]

He transitioned

[south valve]

Cool boss

[gloomy tartan]

They all became hot women

With diff personality’s

[copper olive]

Yeah, his name Is Maletrian "Robard" tidus

[gloomy tartan]

Representing all the sides of his personality

Ivory king had a manus gf

[south valve]

There’s also manus from Lies of P

[gloomy tartan]

Iron king had one

All the kings had one

[tired steeple]

Is one of them the evil queen in dark souls 2

The final boss

I forgot her name

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t remember if the top of my head but I think yes

[tired steeple]

Well… second final boss

[gloomy tartan]

She has a scythe hand right

Or some shit

[tired steeple]

I think so. Or just a big scythe

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[south valve]

Pig summoning lady

[tired steeple]

That was uhh

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why the kingdoms fell

[tired steeple]

I forgot that one too

Squalid queen is the dlc one with pigs and

[gloomy tartan]

Manus influiced the kings

[tired steeple]

I see

[dire kayak]

i like showing people videos of me building a factory

[tired steeple]

It’d probably work on me

[gloomy tartan]

Manus as the daughters influenced all the kingdoms

Helped them fall to the darkness from the inside

Making bad decisions etc

They all had the kings ear

And the kings did anything for them

The dark was a way bigger problem than the undead curse

[south valve]

The way you worded that made me think it was some rare kink for a second lol

[gloomy tartan]

It was just devouring entire kingdoms left and right

Dark souls having multiple calamities happening at the same time is so fucking funny

Like it’s completely fucked no matter what lmao

[south valve]

Is manus one of the four big boys?

[gloomy tartan]

Not one of the guys who helped kill the dragons

[south valve]

The pigmy or something?

[gloomy tartan]

That was not him

[south valve]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

They were fire witch izalith

Neto of the dead

[south valve]

I forget everything about Vaati

[gloomy tartan]

Gwyn with his lighting

And Seth the scaleless

Seeth lol

The Pygmy also found some of the fire

And led to mankind

Who worshiped the gods

When fire started to die

Izalith tried to make a new fire

That was the chaos flame that consumed her and her daughters

And birthed demons

[south valve]

This HUGE dragon, who has loads of the knowledge in Lordran, with a magic sword as a tail… has a xylophone in his boss theme

[gloomy tartan]

Gwyn self sacrificed his soul for the age of fire to continue

Undead curse is to make people sacrifice there souls foreve to keep the age of fire going

After the age of fire ends the age of mankind is next

That’s the basics

Manus and the abyss

Is different from the dark

That Neto hangs out in

It’s trying to consume everything

That’s where the guys with skull masks come from

They come and kill and consume entire kingdoms in the abyss

All the while the undead curse is consuming entire kingdoms

[south valve]

Would the chosen undead lead a similar legacy like Gwyn did?

[gloomy tartan]

And the demons are attacking

Time is weird in dark souls

[south valve]

Making all those big kingdoms and stuff

[gloomy tartan]

Basically

All the people who sacrificed themself in dark souls one

They counted

Even if some people didn’t

That’s why In 3

The soul of the bonfire has EVERY fighting style

[tired steeple]

Gwynevere titties

[gloomy tartan]

It’s EVERY soul that sacrificed itself

Dex builds

Faith builds

Strength builds

Pyromancer

[green vector]

[gloomy tartan]

All the styles

It’s every soul that ever was sacrificed for the flame

That’s why when it’s half health it uses the final soul it has, Gwynn’s soul

And the music changes to his theme

[south valve]

Does the cycle end after ds3 then?

[gloomy tartan]

The end of 3 is

Complicated

[south valve]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

Because you time travel to the actual end of 3

Like the END

Where the world is flat

And just ash

[south valve]

In Gael’s fight?

[gloomy tartan]

Barely any ruins left

Yeah

[tired steeple]

The messaging of 3 is about not letting a beloved franchise continue to the point it becomes a shell of itself btw

[gloomy tartan]

gales killing Pygmy’s desperate for the blood he needs for his dragon gal

But he needs the ashen ones blood

[tired steeple]

It’s why there’s not gonna be a dark souls 4

[south valve]

Wait, I thought you were joking

[gloomy tartan]

So when you got time traveled tov the end

Gael went nutz

[south valve]

But you might actually be onto something

[gloomy tartan]

Killing over and over

[tired steeple]

No I’m dead serious. Dark souls 3 is fully intended to be the end

[gloomy tartan]

But it was never the right blood

[south valve]

Knowing Miyazaki

[gloomy tartan]

All because you time skipped

In 3 the age of fire is ending no matter what

[copper olive]

How would one build for blowing shit up in this game

[gloomy tartan]

The flame is ashes

The world is dying

The new age is coming

The reset

[ripe tusk]

Am I the asshole for suggesting the vet in our havoc 31 rotten armor take a plasma gun or like a recon lasgun instead of a laspistol?

[gloomy tartan]

All of the past soul games collapse on itself

Places in time melding into one

Dead ass folding in on itself

You see the corpse of the guy who frees you in dark souls 1 in dark souls 3

And you allready time travel when you save Sif before meeting her in the boss fight against her

[south valve]

Oscar or something

[gloomy tartan]

And in 3 there are giant wolfs that are invisible

They are ment to hunt SPECIFICALLY people who time travel

All of time and space is fluid in dark souls

[whole glade]

i wish incyn uploaded longer vids :[

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a mess

The painted world and the ashen flat landscape of no life is the end of dark souls 3

[south valve]

“With heroes centuries old fading in and out” was Solaire forshadowing the third game???

[gloomy tartan]

Yup

Also Solaire is the other guy who is capable of sacrificing himself to the fire

[south valve]

That’s sick actually

[gloomy tartan]

He makes it to the end of the game

[south valve]

I guess so

[gloomy tartan]

He only died from the sunlight parasites

And if you kill them

He makes it to the end with you

[south valve]

He was probably a future cycle or something

[gloomy tartan]

Can be a final summon

The sunbros survive up to the end of 3

[south valve]

Might mean he comes to kill you, the player, in his cycle

[modest flume]

Depends

Plasma Gun is not for armor killing, let alone Rotten Armor killing

[gloomy tartan]

people thought he was the nameless king

The sun of gwyn

[south valve]

He’s the big worm or something, right?

[gloomy tartan]

The nameless king is the guy who rides a dragon

[ripe tusk]

Wdym? How is it not? :0