general-chat

[tired inlet]

Ogryn getting a gatling laser or a pyreblaster would be great

[elder oasis]

Yeah but they arent representative of whats normal, basic gangs in necromunda still get access to powered weapons tho so thats why i bring it uo

[tired inlet]

zealot having a near monopoly on fire weapons (other than purgatus staff) isn't fair.

[warm maple]

wonder if flame pistol could be fun

🤔

[tired inlet]

it'd depend on how long it can fire and how much the reload time is

like I use the flame pistol in HD2 only because I can run away while firing it behind me, leaving a trail to bugs/voteless to die in

[elder oasis]

Okay so i just googled and yeah the current shock mauls are literally based on power mauls and this is a case of dark tide making them tazers to be special just like how space marine made the melta a shotgun

[tired inlet]

and even then that's niche

[somber stream]

Fire pistol is kinda ass

Underbarrel flammer though?

[tired inlet]

that shit is so ass

[warm maple]

Makima crying
"This shit is so ass"

[somber stream]

That shit melts the new Squid mech

(when aiming at the cockpit)

[tired inlet]

I just unlocked the flamer SMG on HD2 and I don't have the prestige Bolt Rifle with Melta underbarrel yet in SM2, I'm at 280 prestige points; I don't know if I want to buy it because I generally enjoy the UGL with the Bolt Rifle?

I have the Heavy Bolt Rifle prestige with UGL and I feel unstoppable with it even with the lowered capacity of rounds.

[elder oasis]

Fire pistol is pocket sand and does silly things to tanks because its silly billy

[warm maple]

but yeah is really dumb that space marine keeps making meltas shot guns

when they should be lasers

[simple creek]

I suck at hd2 XD

[elder oasis]

Literally it should be the heavy laser cannon from hd2

[somber stream]

The current squid mo is kinda brutal

[elder oasis]

But shorter ranged

[somber stream]

I don't miss the zombie mob but the new mech spam is a pain in the ass

[tired inlet]

mechs to me aren't the problem, it's the amount of probes in Helldive

[elder oasis]

The voteless or the fricking fleshmobs

[somber stream]

Easily remedied with the Coyote

[elder oasis]

I assume fleshmob since voteless are pretty tame

[somber stream]

Voteless

[elder oasis]

Oh

[somber stream]

Annoying, not dangerous but annoying

[dire kayak]

i cant wait to assemble my twin lance,,,,,

[elder oasis]

Carry on then

[elder oasis]

Twin lance?

[dire kayak]

the new t'au mini

i got it today

[tired inlet]

I was going in with commando, using the stealth AR or libCarbine; yeah with the AK Coyote sure; with my SMG build I'd need to bring an MG or Stalwart and a backup commando/EAT for the spider/walkers.

[brazen pelican]

Can I DM you a meme? 👉 👈

[somber stream]

Solid build

[elder oasis]

Is it the 2 characters or some sorta mech? I play dwarves and im not really a tau lore kind of guy

[brazen pelican]

Apparently need to friend you on Discord first.

[dire kayak]

the double mech
https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/tau-empire-the-twin-lance-2026?queryID=4210e2aa7af78636032e42a6aaf13e72

[elder oasis]

Okay yes so its the two characters. Idk if you play the game but those are like unique heroes

[somber stream]

Thought we were alread lol

Mb champ

[tired inlet]

I have..uhh.. 6-7 different illuminate builds; same with the others. I consider them different divers.

[dire kayak]

i dont play tabletop i just get minis that look cool

[tired inlet]

GW Gunpla

[elder oasis]

Well they certainly do look cool, are you going to go for the blue they have in their GW color scheme? Its a very pretty colour

[somber stream]

Would be great to have a loadout system tbh

It's been, 3 years?

4?

[tired inlet]

T'au game but it's built by FASA so you're just playing BattleTech MechWarrior in a Crisis Suit

fighting against titans and basilisks

[oak nexus]

ganers

gamers

[tired inlet]

Armored Core of the Greater Good

[oak nexus]

how do the gamers feel about the new game mode?

[oak nexus]

armored core mentioned

[oak nexus]

have you unlocked all the nodes?

[tired inlet]

it's fun; I've never played an extraction mode before.

[tired inlet]

no, I have been very busy with work this month; I might get a few rounds in tonight though.

I'm like 3-4 nodes in?

[oak nexus]

tornadoes and dogs?

[thin wagon]

I still want AoS style darktide customization.

[tired inlet]

the tornado one but I haven't done one yet.

[brazen pelican]

Not yet, I haven't been playing that much recently.

[elder oasis]

Its fine, i just wish i had a reason to play it outside of events and penances.

Remnants eventually mean nothing and that feels strange when they are the objective of the game mode.

So i guess once you max it out you just try to beat your old high scores for remnants gathered or smth? Idk

[formal mortar]

I have 3 nodes left to unlock

But as with all things I think once you are done with the penances there isn't much to do

[brazen pelican]

A friend said it could've been cool if remnants could be used to empower/upgrade curios.

[elder oasis]

I dont care for penance hunting but i am 800 away from.the cosmetic thing in the event

[oak nexus]

I feel this. Its fun but I dont find myself sticking around. Still bussin for a new mode im not complainin

[oak nexus]

YESSS

some kind of buy mortis trial upgrades would be fun

[elder oasis]

Curios being upgradable would be so awesome. I hate brunt and melk they wont give me 420 plus health curios (i already have my toughness and stamina curios i need and i care not for wounds so thats my last thing atm)

[formal mortar]

Nier Automata just popped into my daily playlist and now I wish I could erase my memory and play the game again

[tired inlet]

same could be said with Mortis, right?

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[tired inlet]

at least it takes care of your file for you.

[oak nexus]

if this game mode gets left behind by the community like mortis trials ill be so sad

[brazen pelican]

If I just wanna vibe Mortis is my go-to.

[formal mortar]

I like to mortis when I want to chill

Favorite map is the one with the bar

[brazen pelican]

Mortis can also be excellent for penances.

[formal mortar]

Gotta protect the bar

I have a few mortis penances left to do

[oak nexus]

mortis auric can be used for the auric survivor title which is pretty good

[brazen pelican]

I used Mortis for a few of the "Kill X Enemy" penances. Like Plasma Gunners.

[oak nexus]

plasma gunners go pew

[twin dirge]

I just like mortis trials

[void lark]

I wish mortis was like chaos waste

There's a world where they can mix the expéditions and mortis to make something fun

[dire kayak]

me too

i play it all the time

[void lark]

I wish I could play all the time

[oak nexus]

mortis monday

[void lark]

I don't wish it were monday

[south valve]

Why?

[twin dirge]

I don't either

Id have to work

[drowsy lynx]

Tuesday is just second Monday

[twin dirge]

I'm off on Tuesday so it's Friday for me

[oak nexus]

Tuesday has a vibe to it thats nice

[brazen pelican]

"We've had one Monday, yes."

CHEWSDAY, INNIT!

[twin dirge]

I just ate panera bread

It was good

[quartz goblet]

nice

[void lark]

I work on mondays

[south valve]

Oh

[void lark]

Biggest workday of the week as well

[south valve]

I didn't see "don't" lol

I was so confused

[void lark]

[void lark]

Aw shit me too, I'm clocking out in an hour

Can't fucking wait

[acoustic pebble]

Hell ye

Hey hey people

[void lark]

What's up my G?

[brazen pelican]

"Sseth here."?

[rustic crescent]

so why did i get lless than 1 second to use venting shriek?

[void lark]

What do you mean

[acoustic pebble]

Shark here

Haven't been on all day yesterday due to a sickness of a hangover

[void lark]

Lucky

[acoustic pebble]

It was not lucky

I felt sick like crazy

Anyway time to make some drugs

[ancient violet]

Have you

Uh

Tried NOT drinking?

Inshallah 🙏🙏🙏

[void lark]

No

[acoustic pebble]

No

[nocturne bloom]

I NEED SOMEONE WITH BLACK NAILS TO SCRATCH ME

Whats up chat

[tacit cloud]

[green vector]

Who karking stubbers rn

[somber stream]

Yeah don’t think i’ll be getting Crimson desert

[little marten]

Why

It’s the class action isn’t it

[green vector]

Cause it's shit

[somber stream]

Did

[green vector]

[oak nexus]

just play shadow of morodor

[somber stream]

Did you have a ping trigger for everytime someone mention Crimson desert

[little marten]

😈

Just coincidence brother

I just finished work

[green vector]

Nurgle one of them mfs glazing that game on Reddit before it even came put

[little marten]

I’ve fucked up badly

[little marten]

I glaze every game coming out then say I hated it the whole time a week later

[somber stream]

Did you override save on the wrong file

[nocturne bloom]

Honestly seems like a game you just gotta try blindly and speedrun the 2 hour limit

[brazen pelican]

Classic.

[somber stream]

Yeah naaaah

[nocturne bloom]

I heard people stopped playing it because they didnt know how to do the first puzzle though which is kinda funny

[brazen pelican]

Cuphead game review moment.

[nocturne bloom]

Type of people who think skyrims puzzles were hard

[dire kayak]

ADEPTICON TODAY

[nocturne bloom]

Im just at a point where I dont look at reviews because the quality of the people that make them has like, entirely crashed

[dire kayak]

im over here assembling my twin lance i got glue on my twin lance

[marsh iris]

iz feel ded killy

[nocturne bloom]

Yo you got two

[somber stream]

I’m feeling particularly sophisticated today

[little marten]

No at work

[oak nexus]

dont game at work

?

[somber stream]

Imma go ahead and eat a banana with a fork and knife

[nocturne bloom]

I eat bananas with a melon baller

[little marten]

I booked a week off last year, the system we use changed versions so it reset

I’ve waited till 5 days before Q4 ends to fix it

Turns out I miscalculated and have 2 days I have to take off

[somber stream]

Just work the first 2 days of week

[little marten]

Yeah it’s more a case of I’m gonna get the ‘silly boy’ treatment

Put in the shame corner 🙁

But anyway.. back to glazing crimson desert

Games been out a week now

[somber stream]

Hr’s kitten

[little marten]

Still haven’t fixed the bug that lets me sleep

[woven sigil]

Afteroon fellow nerds

[somber stream]

Heard the Jar economy is bleak. 29 coppers for 13 jars

[little marten]

I don’t even know how the jars work

It’s a great game tho ez 8.5/10

[somber stream]

Evening innit

[woven sigil]

'Spose, just about

[oak nexus]

innit

[green vector]

sup gimp

[oak nexus]

job interview tomorrow

[green vector]

[woven sigil]

Shh don't tell everyone, it's my weekend job!

[oak nexus]

pull up to the gimp factory

[rocky aspen]

So he plays zealot

[oak nexus]

I feel like arbities is wearin a gimp suit

kinda

[green vector]

i need the zealot gimp skin

[oak nexus]

wait, is there one?

[green vector]

loads lmao

i want the white one

[stuck crescent]

Of course you would

Gwyrdroi

[rocky aspen]

Zealot has a lot of masks that are like

[green vector]

shut it

[rocky aspen]

... why

[green vector]

moon rune speaker

[neon agate]

[stuck crescent]

Never

Anglo

[green vector]

GRUNGLA

[oak nexus]

what is the name of that cat

[neon agate]

The grungler

[stuck crescent]

Bingus

[green vector]

bingussy

[stuck crescent]

Gwyrdroi

Why are you like this?

[green vector]

[stuck crescent]

This is why I voted plaid cymru

[woven sigil]

I do indeed play Zealot, because sometimes I don't want to work for a W, I just wanna whip stab people

[thick coyote]

Sorry

[rocky aspen]

I like zealots

[oak nexus]

wuh

[thick coyote]

No whips in game yet

Sadly

[oak nexus]

😔

[woven sigil]

I know, and sad it is too

[rocky aspen]

Most boring class for me to play though

Prefer melee vet

[thick coyote]

Neural Whips when

[woven sigil]

Now THAT sounds like a good time

[oak nexus]

doom guy vet with db and combat knife is my jam

[stuck crescent]

I main vet

Mostly just for drip

Have to represent the best regiment in the imperium

(Not the krieg)

[oak nexus]

the 6th

[rocky aspen]

I kinda wanna commission an art piece for Darktide, vet, psyker, ogryn, zealot

[oak nexus]

or maybe

the 7th

[stuck crescent]

......no

[fierce obsidian]

[rocky aspen]

Vet stabbing a mauler in the face with a power sword, while shooting a rager with a revolver, ogryn wrestling with a plagryn, zealot using chorus in the middle of the formation, psyker using smite on a pox horde

[cobalt lichen]

true Darktide

[stuck crescent]

Only thing missing is a krieg nerd going down for the 4th time

[woven sigil]

I'm starting to think your hatred of krieg is a bit

[limpid vigil]

i had an idea for a piece that is just every vendor and character that is in like this dysfunctional family photo and they look like they wanna stab eachother

[woven sigil]

Hadron and Hallowette certainly would stab each other, but then again, everyone would stab Melk

[limpid vigil]

i just assumed dukane and hadron went to stab rannick and swagger respectively

[rocky aspen]

Nice!

[limpid vigil]

if i ever have money to spare i might comission it

[rocky aspen]

"Murder on the Mourningstar, 40k edition"

Turns out everybody stabbed Melk

[limpid vigil]

idk what to have brunt do tho? Maybe group hug with morrow and dragor

[acoustic pebble]

I want to stab Dukane

[cobalt lichen]

Racist

[woven sigil]

Yeah... in a manner of speaking I would agree

[timber elk]

So I tried out the buffs the ripper gun got on Orgyn

Dude this this rocks

[green vector]

[timber elk]

I mean it’s good

[simple creek]

Shaved my head and beard to channel inner ogryn

[acoustic pebble]

How is it racist?

[green vector]

man we need a new horde shooter

[tacit cloud]

We have the best horde shooters ever already.

[green vector]

cap

[tacit cloud]

It's all downhill after this.

[thick coyote]

Toxic Commando just came out

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[thick coyote]

Hope you like cars

[green vector]

strikes me as the kinda game thats gonna die in 2 weeks

[simple creek]

you're a toxic commando

[tacit cloud]

We're toxic commandos.

Nurgle be toxic, yo.

[simple creek]

who knows you might die in the next 2 weeks

[timber elk]

Hive scum IS toxic

[sleek harness]

Grey namer humor

Death

[dire kayak]

my phone dropped like a rock while i was assembling

im surprised it didnt crack

[cobalt lichen]

Sooner if I’m lucky

[tacit cloud]

Careful, you wanna tape the edges of the screen to avoid radiation leakage.

[green vector]

far far west is the only thing that looks decent and its 2 years away

[simple creek]

yeah i'm old whatcha gonna do about it

[woven sigil]

Oi, thats not very nice

[dire kayak]

gerson reference

"im old"

[simple creek]

I could die in the next 2 weeks....

[timber elk]

So what

[thick coyote]

[woven sigil]

So fuck you, thats what

[sleek harness]

Lamb you are becoming a freak

Literally

[simple creek]

interal struggle with own mortality

[tacit cloud]

Guys I can't type a funny thing about hive scum...

[sleek harness]

You are becoming one of theses people

[timber elk]

Nuh uh :3

[tacit cloud]

is that a heretical wojak?

[green vector]

man if only drg didnt suck ass

[sleek harness]

You aren't even roleplaying anymore

[tacit cloud]

Controversial statement.

[sleek harness]

You just type now

[timber elk]

I literally was the other day

[green vector]

[sleek harness]

Yesterday to today was a very major change

It's worrying

[timber elk]

I will eat your rat kin

[sleek harness]

What kin

I don't have children

[simple creek]

they could be cousins

[timber elk]

Not yet

[sleek harness]

I am asexual Lamb

Making assumptions like that

It's disgusting

[green vector]

ye u tell us everyday

[timber elk]

fornite dances to him

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[dire kayak]

anyway im halfway done to finishing my twin lance

exemplar sunseam is assembled

[tacit cloud]

Wow, good job Angron.

I say that to this guy at work and he gets real mad cause he hates Angron.

[timber elk]

Like…..dead ass?

[green vector]

fr

no cap

[dire kayak]

yeah my clones are controlling is brain rn

[fading otter]

Still manages to have more daily players than Darktide even though it’s not a recognizable ip and came out two years earlier

[green vector]

not a very high bar

shit game shit devs shit discord

[dire kayak]

[green vector]

[woven sigil]

[green vector]

can u tell im bitter about playing that game for like 400 hoursa

[rocky radish]

Why?

[woven sigil]

What? Darktide or DRG?

[nocturne bloom]

Brother I played fallout 76 for almost 8000 hours, that's nothing

[green vector]

drg

[woven sigil]

Lmao, yea fair enough

[dire kayak]

holy

[woven sigil]

Christ.

[green vector]

darktide is a chad game

chad discord

[woven sigil]

[green vector]

dunno about the devs tho

[dire kayak]

lamia is valid though so thats so based

[nocturne bloom]

It was my covid game

[rocky radish]

Your name is odd to me. By coincidence I have a hive scum called StimmShady

[green vector]

me and my school mate played so many co op games during covid

now we dont talk

[nocturne bloom]

Not talking goes both ways

Someone's gotta say something

[dire kayak]

i used to play terraria so much with this guy during covid

but he was super transphobic so when i came out as trans he blocked me

[nocturne bloom]

Im a proud owner of the zoologist t shirt

[green vector]

[green vector]

nah we just fell out

i tried adding him back a few times but he declined so i just let it be

[dire kayak]

thats so based

[nocturne bloom]

I dont dare wear it around my family

[dire kayak]

thats fair

[simple creek]

the Frieren chad sticker ❤️

[clever horizon]

that game is ass 😭 🙏

[green vector]

guys is joever

[nocturne bloom]

You think I dont know that

[green vector]

im starting to hate expeditions

[nocturne bloom]

I have that many hours in it

I know better than anyone

[clever horizon]

the expedition maps are such a down grade from the hand crafted peak of sycorax

[simple creek]

your still playing it aren't you?

[magic marlin]

FO76 is the shittiest game that I sorta enjoy

[nocturne bloom]

Im not

I stopped playing it when I got a pc

[woven sigil]

To spend the evening playing Darktide or DS3, that is the question

[rocky radish]

Blink twice if Todd Howard is holding you hostage

[vapid matrix]

Yo guys

I need a game

[green vector]

come tidin

[vapid matrix]

Unserious

[nocturne bloom]

Get a job and you can get a game

[rocky radish]

Darktide is a game

[woven sigil]

Only if we're doing expeditions so I can cause repeated fails

[green vector]

no pls

[woven sigil]

[clever horizon]

i got 76 for free on game store along with some atoms
and looking into what i should buy with them was just dozens of reddit posts arguing which crafting station you buy with real money lessens the grind the most 😂

[woven sigil]

There are heretics over there and I must kill them

[green vector]

i need to finish my scum penances

[simple creek]

goat simulator the only unserious game that comes to mind

[green vector]

and expeditions melee scum suck

[nocturne bloom]

You cant buy a crafting station

[woven sigil]

I play melee Scum in expeditions tho

[clever horizon]

bullet station

[nocturne bloom]

There are tents for the sub but thats it

[woven sigil]

So we'll both have it rough

[green vector]

alright then

lets do it

[nocturne bloom]

Thats something you get for free

[green vector]

[nocturne bloom]

For bullion

Thinkers bench is a plan in the hornwright HQ

Where you get excavator power armor

[vapid matrix]

Idk wich one

[nocturne bloom]

No crafting bench is money locked

And they are all easy to get

[green vector]

28 more matches to 100% scummer

[vapid matrix]

Man ur not helping 😭

[simple creek]

Katamari

[sleek harness]

Why

[dire kayak]

idk i felt like it

[clever horizon]

i was gonna go check the wiki and verify my info but i think i prefer spreading misinformation 😌

[oak nexus]

sentence you to 28 train missions

[simple creek]

i've got 2 hours to run train missions

[nocturne bloom]

Ive only dealt with people like that on that game for that long its ok

[clever horizon]

did you get the new warbond

[green vector]

cool

got stuck in scaffolding cause of tornado

bro i cba

[dire kayak]

literally me

[woven sigil]

I'm not there to help your ass out and this is what happens?

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-13486077408184960752

You give Scummers a bad name

[woven sigil]

(Oh no gif perms I forget)

[tawdry edge]

No ur more unhinged

[oak nexus]

Hive Scum Bonjovi is real

[tired inlet]

you get those all pretty quickly; there's some specialty ones that can get you like fertilizer or honey and shit but whatever; your main thing leveling is going to be ammo and getting the perks to carry shit; if you're going fallout 1st, then the ammo crate is Primo because you can put infinite ammo in it and it takes 0 space

[dire kayak]

exactly >:3

[tawdry edge]

This is you^

[dire kayak]

EXACTLYYY

[visual vortex]

Today is good

Sora AI is shutting down

This is how my grandmother mustve felt watching the moon landing

[thick fog]

The bubble is about to burst

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I had that sense since ive been getting more and more AI ads

It's almost as if the model isn't sustainable and was built upon sugar daddy money

[woven sigil]

Never

You don't say

[limpid vigil]

digital circus ep9 might be like :

although i think given the context this is the only ethically ok depiction of generative ai

digital circus i mean '

[visual vortex]

Ethical AI is the one that does boring chores for you like from old movies looking into the future

And then they become terminators

Because AI is still shit

[limpid vigil]

I think cain is pretty ok in that regard since yknow C&A made him from their own data

and he is not an LLM

[visual vortex]

What's a Cain?

The binding of issac guy?

[limpid vigil]

the ai from digital circus

[limpid vigil]

also yes

[tawdry edge]

Its Caine

Not Cain

[whole glade]

me when ghost recon

[limpid vigil]

Apologies arbites grammaticus

[visual vortex]

Oh

I dont know what a digital circus is

[languid hazel]

A franchise that Ubislop has run into the ground 😔

[tawdry edge]

You're just not that much of an digital circus fan like me...

[whole glade]

breakpoint is very good

[tawdry edge]

Very good show made by GLITCH

[limpid vigil]

An animated show on youtube made by glitch productions

[tawdry edge]

3d animated

[whole glade]

"holy shit...."

[languid hazel]

As much as I enjoyed Breakpoint, I feel like calling it “good” is a stretch

[limpid vigil]

i am i just saw a lot of ppl spell it kain , kaine , cain , caine so idk wich is correct anymore

[tawdry edge]

First time where I've seen a swear word be impactful on a show

[whole glade]

it had JON bernthal and had some good raid stufff

[tawdry edge]

Well Brazilian dub calls it Caine so that's how I spell it

[limpid vigil]

it's right after castlevania

in that regard

[whole glade]

i saw people say that the show was pg until that point

[tawdry edge]

Eeeeeh

[tawdry edge]

People are dumb

Show was never pg

Lmao

[oak nexus]

fear and nom

[limpid vigil]

you don't think the demon slaying sypha breakdown is impactfull? At all?

[visual vortex]

Penance Armor > Marriage

[whole glade]

zooble my non binary sunshine 🥹

[neat jewel]

Dude this is weird as hell I keep getting these like, player made bots in my lobby who talk using an AI voice and spam messages in chat 😭

[tawdry edge]

I wouldn't say it's memorable because of the swear just the tone

But in Digital Circus it was impossible for them to swear

So it happening is like

Breaking the reality

[low blade]

My college had to send out an email like "Hey I know 6 people just got shot near campus but uh, be nice okay?"

[visual vortex]

😌

Hey guys

[tawdry edge]

Qhat

[tawdry edge]

HUH

[visual vortex]

I know lil' jimmy just got turned into a pile of wet paint across the road

And the road is closed

But try to get on time to class okay?

[low blade]

6 people got shot near campus

[stark bobcat]

girl dinner?

[tawdry edge]

And they didn't just decide to temporarily close campus?

[tawdry edge]

Yesh girl dinner

[low blade]

It was a few days ago at like 9PM

So eh

[stark bobcat]

taking notes

[visual vortex]

No

[tawdry edge]

Oh

[tawdry edge]

United States moment

[visual vortex]

I was waiting for that

[low blade]

Last year some guy got shot dead at some lame ass gas station parking lot party

[visual vortex]

There's a reason so many cities in America are considered a never-sleeping machine

[low blade]

Without hyperbole, its literally always people coming down from Chicago

[visual vortex]

Okay

[woven sigil]

I love not living in America

[visual vortex]

Why would you ever go to a gas station party

[low blade]

Like 200 people from Chicago drove down to just...hang out in a parking lot. Then shot each other

[tawdry edge]

Gas station party is the first red flag

[low blade]

They drove like 2 hours for it too

[visual vortex]

Just spreading the culture it seems

[visual vortex]

What state is this in?

[tawdry edge]

They deserved it

[visual vortex]

Are you in a sunbelt or rustbelt state?

[tawdry edge]

I drive 3 hours to see my girlfriend, imagine driving 2 to stand on A GAS STATION PARKING LOT

only to get fucking shot

[low blade]

2 hours outside Chicago is rust belt in every direction

Lole

[low blade]

To death even. On video!

[visual vortex]

Sorry that you live in Chicago

This is why Michigan is better

[tawdry edge]

Do you have the video I want to see it

[low blade]

I do not, they travel FROM Chicago

To shoot each other

[low blade]

I can find it maybe

[visual vortex]

So Illinois?

[tawdry edge]

They deserved every individual shot that hit their body

[tawdry edge]

I think "sorry you live in the US" is better

[visual vortex]

No

Michigan is the best place in the world

Because i live here

And i know it's the best place

[tawdry edge]

You're just biased

[visual vortex]

Yup

[languid hazel]

Well at least you’re honest and consistent

[visual vortex]

I can never tell a lie

[dire kayak]

literally me

[visual vortex]

Im like Pinocchio

[narrow ledge]

sm2 pvp is so dead

[visual vortex]

It's ass

[green vector]

ur ass

noob

[low blade]

Cant find it and I only saw it from a guy in one of my classes showing it to me when it happened lole

[languid hazel]

Tbf SM2 is kinda mid in general

[narrow ledge]

so is darktide, this new update is laughable

[languid hazel]

How so?

I’ve yet to see a convincing arguement on that front

[stuck crescent]

Legitimately kinda hate the krieg. Probably my least favourite faction in terms of lore and flavour

[green vector]

im starting to hate expeditions now

[stuck crescent]

They're ok

[green vector]

theyre just bad

[narrow ledge]

ive played 10 hours of new gamemode and ive seen everything, the formula is horrible, its boring, run to area, hack area, wait, leave, the normal adventure mode is what people want or they wanted chaos wastes, not this waste of dev time, watch the jeficus video

[languid hazel]

I’ve enjoyed expeditions so far. The real problem is corralling a group of randoms

[stuck crescent]

Not as bad as the krieg

I JUST HATE THE KRIEG

[visual vortex]

All warhammer games are mid

Except DOW 1

[narrow ledge]

vt2 my beloved

[dire kayak]

tabletop is pretty good

[green vector]

total warhammer is bussing

shut it

[languid hazel]

All Warhammer games are mid except BOLTGUN

[dire kayak]

boltgun 2 will apparently allow you to play as a sister of battle

[stuck crescent]

I'm surprised they never made an official version of chapter master

[languid hazel]

I heard! Makes me excited :3

[limpid vigil]

Just had a guy instapull the door lever at the first zone in expeditions

fml

[stuck crescent]

Krieg behaviour

[limpid vigil]

it was a hivescum

[stuck crescent]

That checks out

[limpid vigil]

it was also on the dog mission

wich i hate

and do not wish to do

[languid hazel]

Had that happen the otherday too. The fool got us killed because of it

[limpid vigil]

i just quit

you cannot fix stupid

[languid hazel]

Expeditions are a mode meant for playing with friends, not randoms

Because randoms are dumb sometimes

[limpid vigil]

ok sure ig but how did you unlock 4 nodes and still not get how the mode works

[languid hazel]

They have an iq lower than that of an Ogryn

[limpid vigil]

i am an ogryn main

so yes they do

[dire kayak]

though the darktide ogryns are smarter than regular ogryns somehow

[languid hazel]

And usually it’s Ogryn players who have The highest iq’s funny enough

[limpid vigil]

tough class needs smart players

psykers are warpigs

[narrow ledge]

BASELESS

[limpid vigil]

they overestimate their skill

[languid hazel]

K

[visual vortex]

I hope Malum Caedo is referenced

And i hope there's still a taunt button

[languid hazel]

I am a psyker main. I don’t overestimate my skill, I know I’m bad lol

[narrow ledge]

idk i gave up on bolt gun, kinda got boring afgter 7 hrs

[languid hazel]

Better than I was when I first started playing, still bad

[visual vortex]

Once I found that button i spammed it the entire game

[dire kayak]

i suck so bad at psyker

[languid hazel]

Now if they add a felinid class I will be a god with it

[dire kayak]

if they add an admech class of ANY type i will EXCLUSIVELY play it

[languid hazel]

Based

[visual vortex]

It is a nice detail that the Sister of Battle is significantly shorter compared to the space marines in the trailer too

[languid hazel]

There’s a reason why you’re awesome Goober

[dire kayak]

i love admech SO MUCH

[dire kayak]

im not thoughh

[green vector]

same

[languid hazel]

You are though!

[green vector]

sick game tho

[gloomy tartan]

I just watched a video about angron playing that horse game after battle

[drowsy lynx]

But what if we need something chewed on a bit?

[visual vortex]

Hi jawa

[drowsy lynx]

Hello fish with human face

[gloomy tartan]

Was pretty funny Ngl

[visual vortex]

The anime one?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah lol

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[gloomy tartan]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0ti1ht6dpKw?si=OlHo2ElSl_TWBe4y

[visual vortex]

I have that game on my phone out of hate

[gloomy tartan]

His face blankly staring at his phone after a long day of work was too real

[visual vortex]

Ive never played it

[gloomy tartan]

I considered it never tried it

I like horses

[visual vortex]

I just have it

[gloomy tartan]

Once I won at horse racing bet irl and I won money

[visual vortex]

As long as I have something i know someone else doesn't have I'm happy

[gloomy tartan]

Paid for bills for 6 years

[ancient violet]

Horse Gacha?

[gloomy tartan]

I used to watch races with my grandparents at San Anita too

[visual vortex]

Texas?

[gloomy tartan]

Nah Cali

[visual vortex]

Oh

Sounds like the Alamo

[gloomy tartan]

I am not a big iron

[visual vortex]

Went there once

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a race track

One the big famous ones

[visual vortex]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

Where they have championships

Not like every day they have one but you get me

One of the big ones

[visual vortex]

I do

[patent grove]

Mr President, there is a planet sized meatball headed in Earth's direction, we need to activate Goober before its too late!

[visual vortex]

It's cooler to shoot it

[gloomy tartan]

I hope that horse that helped pay for my bills for years is doing good

Either a happy old horse or in horse heaven with all the horse wife’s

[visual vortex]

I saw that horse

[elder merlin]

Yo @brazen pelican

You update warframe yet?

[gloomy tartan]

It felt like some anime shit when it won

[visual vortex]

Used it to glue some papers together for a project a while back

[gloomy tartan]

Man it paid for bills for like 5-6 years lol

That horse is a real one

My numbers were 2-6-7-8-9 22-27-28-29

But I also legit read about the horses history those are just my favorite numbers lol

[floral panther]

HUUUUUUUUUH ?! I just finished an expedition successfully we all extracted (4man) and it said u failed the emperor and gave no rewards ?

[gloomy tartan]

lol

I’ve heard others complain about thay

I didn’t know it was real

[meager needle]

Anyone else having problem connecting to discord voice?

[floral panther]

wtf is this sht ?! biggest fat fish troll

[meager needle]

"Awaiting Endpoint"

[white wyvern]

discord is having an outage atm

https://discordstatus.com/

[dire kayak]

i found a psyker called licht

[feral vessel]

l

grah

[dire kayak]

haiii merp haiiiiiii

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah I got dropped 48 mins into an expedition on extract while the team had 4k remnants yesterday, tried to reconnect and the server had crashed. Decided that was enough expeditions until fatshark can fix it

[nocturne bloom]

Server issues with generated content? Who would've known!

[drowsy lynx]

Obviously I should have known better than to try to extract, I should have committed to living in the wastes

[elder merlin]

DE was really like, "Where the fat bitches at?", and then they realized they could make 'em themselves

@brazen pelican

[south valve]

I think I have a screenshot of someone named goober

[trail linden]

Hey sometimes Emperor do be Hadron instead

LOL

[south valve]

or at least something similar

[floral panther]

that also suks but I literaly finished a successful run and the endscreen just said " U failed the Emperor " with no rewards while all our chars are standing there with victory poses and the ogryn goes " damm gud run I love empreh "

[shell sentinel]

yeo, anyone else's discord fucked? im perpetually on "Awaiting Endpoint"

for vc

[trail linden]

Same here

[cosmic lynx]

https://discordstatus.com/

[floral panther]

maybe another russian/iranian attack like they say in these times

[drowsy lynx]

That's definitely weirder and more confusing than the usual game crash lmao

[shell sentinel]

i honestly hope discord crashes and burns and we all go back to Teamspeak

[drowsy lynx]

I have heard of that tho and it was mentioned in the patch notes, I think they claimed they fixed it

[limber turtle]

Wanna hop on ventrilo and play day of defeat?

[trail linden]

My ass

LOL

[limber turtle]

The glory days of the internet man

KIDS WILL NEVER KNOW

[trail linden]

Soon if they force ID verification I am probably searching for something else

[dire kayak]

send me

[shell sentinel]

same. the absolute audacity of them to roll that out globally after having 70k users' id's leaked. https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1o2uqme/discord_data_breach_15_tb_of_data_and_2_million/

[trail linden]

IKR

[shell sentinel]

yeah sure discord, lemme give you my SSN while im at it

[trail linden]

I even paid for yearly Nitro lol

😭

Feels like a waste to leave but it is what it is

[serene dune]

Beep boop take me to ur leader

[brazen pelican]

I have not. :3

[thick fog]

Cancel the subscription and have nitro until the end of the year

[serene dune]

Error: cannot find Emperor tattooes on 2k

[thick fog]

[visual vortex]

Once face id comes in i dip

Nobody deserves my ID or my credit card

But me

[trail linden]

Bought it through a third site so there is nothing to cancel

[visual vortex]

That stings

[serene dune]

When do i get a red name dawg

[green vector]

paying for discord lmfao

[thick fog]

Keep talking dawg

[visual vortex]

Talk

[serene dune]

Jajajajaj

Ok

[brazen pelican]

Couldn't be me.

[visual vortex]

Or me

[serene dune]

I used to

[shell sentinel]

honestly the only reason im still on here is cuz all my friends are. i lost an account i had since 2019 about a week ago when i joined a politics server that ended up being full to the brim with bots spamming illegal links. reported one to the mods, was about to report another but got locked out of my account for just being in the same channel as the illegal spam. tried appealing 3 times on discord's website and each time a got an automated response from that fuckass bot Clyde telling me to appeal in the app, which I cant fucking do cuz im locked out.

[serene dune]

Then I stopped looking at my profile as much

Discord is a social outlet into a culture i fit more into than my immediate reality

[shell sentinel]

i say once again. fuck discord

[green vector]

are you playin

[serene dune]

Yea true

[green vector]

[serene dune]

Discord is another big racket fs

[trail linden]

I like cat emojis

[visual vortex]

I dont

They're not real cats

[serene dune]

Im glad theres excessive Ogryn Emoji

[trail linden]

Nitro is not for you

LOL

[visual vortex]

Good thing i never paid for it then huh?

[dire kayak]

why doesnt zealot get the mauler's heavy chainaxe

so unfair

[trail linden]

Chain axe is in game tho

[serene dune]

Why doesnt Ogryn get big warhammer

[visual vortex]

why does the veteran get a back-mounted lasgun?

Cant all get what we want

[dire kayak]

i guess

[serene dune]

Instead I get delvers pick for ptsd

Ty Astra Militarum

[visual vortex]

I like the delver's pick

It does damage

[serene dune]

Lots

Bogdan grew up on a delver planet

[visual vortex]

Also id imagine the ogryn weapons to be more crude

[dire kayak]

we dont have a heavy chainaxe though

[serene dune]

Theyre pretty crude for the era

[trail linden]

It looks the same to me?

[serene dune]

Boneheads influenced the more tech savvy ogryn weapons

[trail linden]

At least the one maulers have

[visual vortex]

I mean i prefer more violent looking ogryn weapons

[dire kayak]

the maulers get a 2 handed chainaxe, the regular chainaxe is just one handed

and the blade is quite bigger on theirs

[serene dune]

Im glad theres both.

[visual vortex]

Eh

[serene dune]

Wish we could use hands though

Smash heads

[wind hornet]

yo

[gloomy tartan]

I want my backpack las gun

🙁

[visual vortex]

No

[wind hornet]

cant connect to any vcs

lmao

[gloomy tartan]

It’s in my art

[visual vortex]

We inly deserve a slap

And an uppercut

[wind hornet]

discord or steam voice chat

both down for me

[serene dune]

Brother we have liver shot too

[thick coyote]

Because
And that's why

[serene dune]

Brother I must login

[visual vortex]

Because zealot already gets enough shit

[dire kayak]

i see i see

[thick coyote]

A while ago we did get some

2h chain axe model leak

On art station

[dire kayak]

[trail linden]

Ngl I think it would be cool if classes had access to everything

[thick coyote]

But it's Fatshark

[visual vortex]

Send link

[visual vortex]

No that's stupid

[thick coyote]

Odds are it will never see the light

[visual vortex]

So hyped to see the psyker wielding the largest delvers pickaxe!!!!!1!1!1

[dire kayak]

veteran uses bully club 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[visual vortex]

Twin linked heavy stubber for vet!!2!2!2!

[dire kayak]

only weapon that would kinda make sense for that is the cleaver and even then

[amber delta]

PoE Delve mentioned 🗣️

[serene dune]

That cleaver is big ja

Js

Like 2 foot cleaver min

[trail linden]

Why is it stupid? If other characters wield these things going into the same mission it would not be unheard that all of them get access to the same stuff?

[visual vortex]

The cleaver is thicker than an ork's finger btw

[visual vortex]

Because it's basic common sense

A veteran is used to dug in ranged weapons

Priests are known for their heavy evis, flames, etc

[dire kayak]

so true

[visual vortex]

Psykers use staffs to enhance their powers

[wintry steeple]

i raise you: voidblast ogryn

[visual vortex]

Ogryns use large weapons

If everyone used every weapon then only one class would be used

Because you wouldnt need any other class

[serene dune]

There was a neat % I read talking about warrior to Veteran survival rate . Cant find it

[dire kayak]

cant wait for ogryn to use a psyker staff

[visual vortex]

I cant wait to see the hive scum running at full speed with a twin-limked heavy stubber!!!!

[serene dune]

Ogryn for bazooka

[loud crag]

the same way he uses that bully club skin?

[visual vortex]

And an Ogryn's finger is twice as thick as an orks

[visual vortex]

No

He actually uses the powers

[serene dune]

Bro if im strong arming for cartels I deserve a zook

[visual vortex]

I want the pack master hook weapon

Imagine an uppercut with that mf

[serene dune]

Mmm

Ok I did

[thick coyote]

The link got nuked

[visual vortex]

Oh delightful

[thick coyote]

I'm trying to find who saved the pictures in #theorycrafting

[dire kayak]

i want pack master's helmet

it looks so cool

[tawdry edge]

Fuck

[visual vortex]

Everyone does

$20

[dire kayak]

true

[trail linden]

Well it does not make sense for human sized characters to use stuff for ogryns I meant weaponry for everyone else

[visual vortex]

Ah yes

The zealots

The people who are known dod hating psykers

Will be using psyker weapons

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[whole glade]

holy balls...TC is getting its first starter box... 16 models 2 factions with terrian and a 96 page book all for 130$

[tawdry edge]

What is gen chat arguing about

[visual vortex]

If all classes should not have weapon exclusives

[dire kayak]

YESYESYEYSYESYESYESYEYSYESYESYESYEYSYESYESYESYEYSYES

[tawdry edge]

You promised me money and it hasn't arrived... you shall be punished...

[dire kayak]

wait

[tawdry edge]

Classes should have exclusive weapons, what

[dire kayak]

i misread that as thousand sons im so fucking stupid

[trail linden]

Alright maybe not psyker stuff it requires warp usage

[whole glade]

HERETIC NAVAL RAIDERS ARE THE BAD GUY FORCEE!!!!

[tawdry edge]

If they didn't that would be stupid

[visual vortex]

Exactly

[dire kayak]

i misread TC as TS

[tawdry edge]

Okay then you are already inserting limitations on the class arsenal

[dire kayak]

im so stupud

[tawdry edge]

So you're still keeping it and not removing it

[whole glade]

oh

[tawdry edge]

Universal weapon arsenal for classes is dumb

[dire kayak]

oh no

[visual vortex]

Also different parts of the imperium are trained for different weapons

[tawdry edge]

Because there is reasons in why they're literally class specific

[visual vortex]

The last time they did that with a guardsman rhey had to get nerfed

[tawdry edge]

Yeah

Whole planets are trained at specializing in certain equipment

[trail linden]

All characters can take a mace and shield into their hands and go to town but not all of them are constantly going insane to use magic LOL

[visual vortex]

Imagine having a veteran being able to not only line break with an arbites shield but shout the entire time

[tawdry edge]

No they cannot
It goes by lore
Psykers are not using shields and maced and zealots aren't either

It's just plain stupid

It also removes from the class identity

[visual vortex]

Zealots believe that being shot at and physicslly hurt is also the emperor himself punishing them

[tawdry edge]

The arbites is known for HIS shield and mace just as ogryn is due to his gigantic size and his class purpose

[visual vortex]

And psykers have the bubbles

[tawdry edge]

And they also seek glory in death

[visual vortex]

As much as I hate ogryn

[tawdry edge]

So they won't ever use a fucking shield

[visual vortex]

He is still my 2nd pick

[visual vortex]

Also represented in their armor where it's literally just cloth

[tawdry edge]

There are a list of reasons why weapons are class locked

And the main 3 are
Class identity
Balancing
Lore

If you remove or give them something from another class arsenal it diminishes all of that

Lol

[visual vortex]

I am so glad fatshark never listens to us because if they did this game wouldve sucked even more ass

[trail linden]

All characters get stuff from the same place in mourningstar - the full selection has to be there

[tawdry edge]

No they do not

Qhat are you talking about

[visual vortex]

And only one class would be used too

[trail linden]

About the in game shop

[green vector]

Bro just talking straight shit at this point

[trail linden]

Where you buy stuff

[tawdry edge]

Normal humans aren't getting ogryn sized weaponry and neither are vets getting psyker staffs

[visual vortex]

Arbites have their guns and weaponry taken from their own companies

Or leaders

[trail linden]

Bruh

[tawdry edge]

Dude I hope to any deity that might exist you are ragebaiting and you aren't this stupid

[visual vortex]

Idk i dont remember the name

[elder merlin]

Listen, i just want them to listen to me on two things

1. Give me the vermintide 2 cosmetics on console/playstation
2. Give me gauntlets/weapons for Ogryn

[tawdry edge]

Literally Inquisition/High Lords

Arbites are tax collectors

They work for da government

[elder merlin]

He is this stupid

[visual vortex]

I wish they did give ogryn brass knuckles or bare hands and the hook claw

[visual vortex]

This is the aberage IQ of the darktide player

No wonder im always so bitter

Mfers be suggesting the most stupidest shit

[tawdry edge]

He might because he's not completely annoying which means it isn't ragebaiting

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

I hate ragebaiting

[tawdry edge]

Look it depends

Some are kinda funny I just hate when people use ragebaiting an excuse to act like bigots or ignorant

[visual vortex]

I use it rarely and only to piss off people that piss me off

[tawdry edge]

Valid

[visual vortex]

Ysually i kust call people ass at a game for 10 minutes

[amber delta]

I left a negative review on steam because fatshark nerfed plasma gun and now my vet is too weak to win malice missions

[trail linden]

No I do not care about the lore 1 bit all I am saying is that characters get stuff from in game shop that is next to Hadron - the selection of weapons has to be there for all of them to find their "specific" class - since the selection is there weapons that do not need special abilities as psyker or extraordinary strength as ogryn can be sold to everyone

[tawdry edge]

Okay so you should't have bothered after like 5 words into that message

If you dont care about the lore then you should stop talking

[shell berry]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

[tawdry edge]

If we ignore it the game loses all of its momentum lmao

[trail linden]

I care about the gameplay

[visual vortex]

Son 😭 ✊

[tawdry edge]

Okay so you are genuinely just stupid

Got it

[trail linden]

I want all of the weapons they can realistically give me

[amber delta]

well

keep wanting

good luck

[trail linden]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-meme-cringe-shrek-gif-6551256872915503916

[amber delta]

you'll be wanting a long time

[tawdry edge]

"Realistically give me" dude it's a FUCKING SCI FI FICTIONAL UNIVERSE

[visual vortex]

Mfs when the game has rules to keep every class balanced in their own way:

[tawdry edge]

The reason why weapons are limited outside of lore IS FUCKING BALANCE AND CLASS IDENTITY WHICH ARE BOTH GAMEPLAY

[amber delta]

realistically nobody is going to give arbites weapons to anyone other than arbites

[zenith ridge]

And its WARHAMMER! one of the least realistic scifi universes

[tawdry edge]

If you give a vet a psyker staff IT REMOVES THE FUCKING CLASS IDENTITY OF PSYKER AND VET

[visual vortex]

Or priest weapons to non priests

[zenith ridge]

Would be illegal and break a bunch of laws to give Arbites Patterns to non arbites

[tawdry edge]

AND IT BREAKS GAME BALANCE

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

This is why every class can use the inf lasgun and pistol lasgun

They're basic taugjt

[tawdry edge]

Yeah its giving military equipment to a normal citizen

[visual vortex]

But stuff like flamethrowers and thunderhammers are never going to be given to a guardsman

They dont live long enough to use them

Nor are they trained with them

[tawdry edge]

Like genuinely I wish I could use certain banned words to describe some people who talk in here

[ripe cairn]

Guys guys /

i'm falling in love with the combat axe

its so goooood

[tawdry edge]

Because they are worthy of the swear

[visual vortex]

We do that here in Michigan

[tawdry edge]

We also do that here on brazil

[visual vortex]

That's amazing

[green vector]

Axe is bussin

[thin wagon]

"On Brazil" it's like a different planet.

[copper olive]

I'm watching my little brother and man, the sonic underground theme song has zero rights to go as hard as it does

[zenith ridge]

WHY CANT I JOIN VC's! gaaaah Discord work! im stuck awaitting endpoint atm

[visual vortex]

Kindly invite them to a game in darktide then let it rip

[copper olive]

Especially considering it's like the worst sonic show

[tawdry edge]

Get red role by yapping a bit

[tawdry edge]

Brazil is its own special dimension yeah

[somber scroll]

duh

[copper olive]

[zenith ridge]

Wdym?

[somber scroll]

discord is just broken

you cant join vc rn regardless of the server and role

[visual vortex]

Sonic's music people making the hardest shit for the worst games imaginable:

[tawdry edge]

You are a new member, you have a grey role which limits what you can and can't do

By talking and being active in the server

You get red role

Which gives you perms for stuff

[zenith ridge]

Some poeple are in the VC;s thats whats confusing

[somber scroll]

nah you dont get it, discord is actually broken right now