general-chat

[nocturne pewter]

public execution

[delicate cove]

Oh ok cool

[marsh iris]

the battlecries are funny

[stuck crescent]

Did you take the moon?

[nocturne pewter]

we are so VERY good

[delicate vapor]

its raining heavy

tiem to run outside

[blazing ibex]

Hello, Chowder, from the hit animated TV show hosted by Cartoon Network, Chowder.

[whole glade]

gyro and johnny better kiss. i will sue Araki himself.

[gloomy tartan]

Chowder really hated that bunny bitch

I remember that

[merry wharf]

anyone down for havoc 40 ?im inferno psy

[stuck crescent]

MALRIC IS A DOOB

[blazing ibex]

I mean tbf she was kinda annoying

[stuck crescent]

They did get married at the end

[blazing ibex]

Exactly.

[gloomy arch]

I'm officially declaring Grid Point Delta to be cancer. Stage 4 Terminal CANCER.

[tulip coral]

They were asking about u in WUH so I was gonna ask y u left, then I saw u r in this shit 2

[blazing ibex]

Wuh

[whole glade]

i want a night lords army and World eaterssssuh :[

[somber stream]

I should finish adventure time lol

[modest flume]

Or don't

[somber stream]

Last i watch Finn was dating the fire princess

That was nearly a decade ago methink

[whole glade]

is kharn a based miku fan or did he kill her?

[somber stream]

How do you kill a digital construct

[whole glade]

its kharn

what hasnt that guy killed

[nocturne pewter]

hatune miku,

[whole glade]

"hatune"😭

[marsh iris]

the Gutmann method

[nocturne pewter]

🙀

[modest flume]

That's when I stopped

[twin flower]

I stopped when he lost an arm

[modest flume]

hatune mik

[nocturne pewter]

michael

[modest flume]

Michael it's your birthday today

[whole glade]

Hatun iku

[modest flume]

Cake and ice cream is on its way

and Michael hope you've been a good boy this year, something something now we all cheer

[nocturne pewter]

michael dont leave me here

[stiff elbow]

this game is a mutiny

[whole glade]

im rewatchin TADC and drinking mtn dew :]

[stiff elbow]

why do all my dumb arbitrator packhounds keep leaving me

[stiff elbow]

mtn dew 😭

[whole glade]

ya

it yummi

[stiff elbow]

this aint it chief

[twin flower]

mon dew

[whole glade]

ch-chief?

[twin flower]

I stopped at like ep 3 of digital circus and its already over?

[stiff elbow]

yeah

chief

[somber stream]

Does it involve manually scrubbing each physical storage device of said AI

If so then it's not so Gut, Mann :c

[whole glade]

OKAY THEN FINE ILL LISTEN TO DOOM METAL AND DRAW

[nocturne pewter]

i do this too

[whole glade]

GRAHHHHHHHHH

[nocturne pewter]

hi twin

[whole glade]

ola brosicle

[marsh iris]

Zat iz not gut ja?

[somber stream]

Genau

[narrow mortar]

If shawty ain’t built like a largo slime from slime rancher I don’t want ‘er

[marsh iris]

nein genau

[nocturne pewter]

i am astonished this server doesn't have a darktide version of the true... emoji

[marsh iris]

attempting german horribly

[whole glade]

FUCK IT CROWBAR AND GHOST RECON

[narrow mortar]

Zuckerdichsaft.

[somber stream]

It's okay i don't judge

Much

😈

[narrow mortar]

The only thing I remember from German class

Just sounds funny

[marsh iris]

Scheißen

[somber stream]

Can't wait to to finally play Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant

[marsh iris]

release date when

[whole glade]

a real man never speaks ill of sonic, metal sonic, or eggman

[somber stream]

Q3 2026

[marsh iris]

it gives me Glory to Arstotzka vibe but you man a giant cannon

[somber stream]

Paper, please but cannon, yeah

Do not expect much acting from the actress

[marsh iris]

oh?

[whole glade]

i want Deadside so baaaddd

[stiff elbow]

this game is going to make me kill myself

i keep matching up with arbitrators who keep running off from the squad

and dying from shooter mobs

[storm ember]

your fault for not following the arbitrators who keep running off from the squad

[elder merlin]

Who?

[twin flower]

They're Lex'ing it

[stiff elbow]

how is it my fault THEYRE DYING

[storm ember]

gotta catch up old lady

[twin flower]

Is it Expeditions

[stiff elbow]

im not going to blindly follow my arbitrators into maul hordes or gunner hordes

[marsh iris]

your job is to protect the arbitrators who are running off

[stuck crescent]

You didn't keep up

Obviously

[stiff elbow]

im so terrible with children irl

[whole glade]

best way i can say it, if dayz was fun, simple and had a baby with rust

[stiff elbow]

i tried babysitting and i cant do it

how am i supposed to do it with arbitrators

[twin flower]

Think of the Emperor

[storm ember]

just jingle a horde into em and they toddle over to instigate

[twin flower]

If Big E was a baby wyd

[nocturne pewter]

its like cocomelon for them

[storm ember]

400 calories

[stiff elbow]

maternal instincts ACTIVATED 😎

[twin flower]

Eyo

[nocturne pewter]

i think a baby is more than 400 calories

[twin flower]

How do you know

[nocturne pewter]

i mean a baby is a lot don't you think

Like think about it

Entire small human being with flesh and bones and all

[twin flower]

Sus

[nocturne pewter]

what

[delicate cove]

And the sun

[somber stream]

Your greed sickens me

[nocturne pewter]

yum

[astral laurel]

Rannick breaking it down anime style

[latent frost]

@jaunty sapphire lfg

[trail bramble]

I hate anime pretty boy yarrick

[somber stream]

They should allow emote on the field

I have zero doubt people will add in fortnite dances

[jaunty path]

Did discord die for a bit for anyone else

[whole glade]

hah?

[twin flower]

Nah

[whole glade]

shipwrecked 64

[marsh iris]

we will get fortnite dance before arby drip

[whole glade]

arby's?

[nocturne bloom]

be a better kitten

[whole glade]

I FUCKING LOVE ARBY'S CHIMKEN SAMMICHES

this is a real fact

[quaint moss]

sigma

[quaint moss]

"SPONGE BOB ME BOI, NEVER EAT AT FUCKIN ARBY'S dies"

[whole glade]

the chimken sammich ggoog tho

[quaint moss]

never had lol

[whole glade]

eat it.

[quaint moss]

no

[whole glade]

yes.

[quaint moss]

nuh

[whole glade]

whyuh

[quaint moss]

arbys is paid sadness

[whole glade]

not the chimken

[quaint moss]

but popeyes

[whole glade]

truth nuke

I FUCKING LOVE POPEYES

[whole glade]

also stfu im watching transformers.

[hazy kestrel]

Love their spicy chicken sandwich

[quaint moss]

get this man a canned spinach

[whole glade]

for the 6th time

[visual vortex]

Moebian 6th

[quaint moss]

mmmm spice marine

[woven sigil]

Spinach is bangin tho

[quaint moss]

true

[visual vortex]

I can confirm this.

[warm geode]

Shame that the moment Zealot gets a free piece of headgear that isn't super gimpy or just an eyepatch that it has the most horrid clipping issues with every other hair option in the game.

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[visual vortex]

Hello.

[somber stream]

Greetings and salutations, i hope you all have a nice and productive day
#GoodVibe #JustDarktideThings #Real2Real

[visual vortex]

It is 12:54 AM here.

[hearty field]

Chat, is it okay to discuss (Shark sanctioned) mods on this server? I'm having trouble with the scoreboard mod and wanted to get some help

[somber stream]

There is more to the word than just America

[visual vortex]

And I have heard several unidentifiable sounds downstairs.

[hearty field]

Specifically, I've followed the guides as best as I can, but the game crashes whenever anyone in the striketeam picks up ammo when I have the mod enabled :/

[visual vortex]

My productivity has been decreased.

[somber stream]

You might want to visit the Darktide mod discord

[hearty field]

oh! Didn't know there was one, sweet! Could I get a link?

[hazy kestrel]

Your local eldritch entities have come over for tea.

[somber stream]

Sure greyname, wait one

[hazy kestrel]

Let them in

[visual vortex]

I have.

[stiff elbow]

downtime is good

[hazy kestrel]

Time for me to sleep.

[somber stream]

https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams.

[hazy kestrel]

I hope to have another surreal dream.

[somber stream]

Goodnight

[hazy kestrel]

Those are sometimes fun

[hearty field]

LMAO

[hearty field]

based ty!

[somber stream]

Finnish is such a weird language

I (tried to) study the thing for 2 years but very little managed to stick around

[visual vortex]

I studied German for two.

[somber stream]

Und?

[delicate vapor]

wata

[visual vortex]

I changed out of the class because I could not be bothered.

I still passed with I believe a 94%.

[rare pulsar]

Based

[visual vortex]

I just did not care and was there for the credits.

[cosmic burrow]

Finno-korean hyperwar

[rare pulsar]

Nobody but germans speak that shit anyway

[somber stream]

Real, need actual application to learn anything effectively

[nocturne pewter]

not for me

[marsh iris]

perkele

[cosmic burrow]

Dont forget ausria switzerland and ex german colonies

[rare pulsar]

I didnt

Its all germany

[marsh iris]

licht have you spoken to any swiss german

[somber stream]

Haista vittu

Yeah lol

We resorted to english

[marsh iris]

was it weird

[somber stream]

I tried not to laugh the entire time

[rare pulsar]

I cannot understand swiss german

[marsh iris]

[rare pulsar]

Yeah that shit is funny af

Its like they are doing a skit

But its real

[visual vortex]

The fact that some people speak it seriously worries me.

[rare pulsar]

Tbh i only have to drive like 10 km and i cannot understand that german either

Cause theres like a million dialects here

[somber stream]

Ehem

🗣️🗣️ENTSCHULDIGUNG, SPRECHEN SIE HOCHDEUTSCH 🗣️ 🗣️

Actually don't do that, it's rude lol

[jaunty path]

why are we speaking spanish

[visual vortex]

If I walked 10km in Lansing.

I wouldn't have even left Lansing.

[rare pulsar]

Wtf is Lansing

[visual vortex]

As Lansing is 39.78 miles.

[visual vortex]

The Capital of Michigan.

[rare pulsar]

Sound made up

I know u just invented michigan

[nocturne pewter]

whats a michigan

[visual vortex]

It takes approximately over 4.5 to 5 hours to from Michigan's Mackinac Bridge to Michigan

[jaunty path]

wyoming is not a real state

[visual vortex]

This is roughly 290 to 300 miles.

To do this walking it would take 10-15 days.

[visual vortex]

I can confirm.

[delicate vapor]

sounds like a gaming channel

[nocturne pewter]

wyoming gaming

[mystic fossil]

who we jumping in michigan?

[visual vortex]

Whoever has a price on their head.

Take their shoes.

[nocturne pewter]

an individual from wyoming owes me 6$

[mystic fossil]

6 whole dollars?

[nocturne pewter]

yes

[mystic fossil]

thats a bag o chips

[nocturne pewter]

6 whole dollars

[mystic fossil]

charge exponential compound interest

[nocturne pewter]

i want my 6$

[hearty field]

this is prolly dumb, I'm still a newbie and this game is full of really complex mechanics that are barely explained to the player

but I find it weird that the hardest hitting bullet weapon is... the revolver?

Like yeah there are shotguns and admittedly I still haven't tried them (I have a weird aversion to shotguns in games i dunno why just hardly ever use them)

but like, I dislike that the Vigilant Autogun feels so weak. I mean Hel, the revolver obliterates most armoured enemies in just a few shots...why is it better than the literal DMR?

[visual vortex]

Big iron.

[hearty field]

no I get it

[visual vortex]

Also the plasma gun hits harder.

[mystic fossil]

oh yeah ive been meaning to ask why the FUCK does revolver have higher cleave stat then a BOLTER

[visual vortex]

And any lasgun on vet.

[hearty field]

and DGMW I LOVE whipping out the big iron and absolutely BLASTING some poor sod in the cranium mid-sprint

[marsh iris]

balance

[hearty field]

but like

I dunno

[mystic fossil]

which class?

[hearty field]

I want a rifle-class weapon with similar damage

[somber stream]

Iirc the revolver use some special chemical compound on the tip

[mystic fossil]

which class do you use?

[marsh iris]

uhhh helbore......? a little weaker in terms of hit

[visual vortex]

Helbore lasgun.

[mystic fossil]

bludstein are we deadass telling a newbie to master hellbore?

[visual vortex]

Yes.

[somber stream]

Gotta start somewhere

[mystic fossil]

hellbore is fucking terrible to use if you dont have a grasp on mechanics and timing

[somber stream]

Teach ‘em young

[hearty field]

Veteran and Psyker are addmitedly the only two I've played, but on both of them the revolver is just... so dominant. Like okay the Recon Lasgun is still my fave on vet because nothing beats the BRRRRRRT of 20rds/sec, but like... the revolver is my go-to for anti-armour on both my characters

[hearty field]

but you have to charge it and that's lame

[lethal solstice]

Vigilant Autoguns, Helbore, agripinna combat shotgun

[brazen pelican]

Love the sound of it, though.

[visual vortex]

It's a rifle.

You got a rifle.

You wanted a rifle.

[delicate vapor]

NOOOOO

[hearty field]

like OKAY yeah I mean there's the plasma gun if you wanna get technical which just DELETES anybody with a healthpool smaller than the amount of f*cks it gives

but like

I dunno

I want a bolt-action rifle or something

with a bayonet

[visual vortex]

It has a bayonet.

[mystic fossil]

ok, nothing really gets through armor on those except for hellbore las, any of the staffs, plasma gun, or bolter

[lethal solstice]

Agripinna combat shotgun

[mystic fossil]

all signs point to hellbore ig

[lethal solstice]

Spam slugs and its like a bolt action

[visual vortex]

Imagine seeing the Helbore, which is exactly what you want, and still saying no because of a charge feature.

[hearty field]

YA OKAY but I wanna see a bolt-action rifle, bolt action rifles are COOL, you get that visceral BANG of a ballistic gun, AND a slick reload (bonus points if your character catches the live round midair when reloading on a partial clip)

[brazen pelican]

Next they'll want shovels and gasmasks.

[visual vortex]

They already have those.

[hearty field]

hehe brain rupture go splonk

[somber stream]

Someone quick, tell GW to invent a 40k bolt action

[mystic fossil]

run the first MK of the combat shotty, its regular shots are pretty weak but has unlimited special shells that do pretty good against armor you just have to click special every time you want to chunk armor, over all against unarmored its pretty good

[visual vortex]

The Helbore sounds nice.

[mystic fossil]

40k bolt gun??? MALUM CAEDO???

[cosmic burrow]

No boltactions in darktide

[hearty field]

I WANNA SHOOT A BIG BULLET AT A GUY AND WATCH HIS HEAD EXPLODE X3

[mystic fossil]

the bestest bluest boi?

[hearty field]

none??

[lethal solstice]

Agri combat shotgun

[mystic fossil]

boltpistol or bolter

[visual vortex]

Plasma.

[lethal solstice]

.75 caliber

Go nuts

[hearty field]

okay okay fine i'll try shotguns 😭

[visual vortex]

Plasma makes them mist.

[lethal solstice]

Plasma is boring

[visual vortex]

Have a field day.

[mystic fossil]

you have to spam the special to make it good against armor,

[lethal solstice]

Agri is cool

[somber stream]

The bolter in the corner: 👶

[visual vortex]

It gets the job done.

[cosmic burrow]

Helbore mk4. Boltgun. Boltpistol. Agrip combat shotty and graia vigilant autogun

[brazen pelican]

Arbites shotgun kinda works like a sniper rifle with that stupid long-range accuracy.

[cosmic burrow]

Agrip better

[lethal solstice]

(Which is fine you're not supposed to shoot carapace)

[mystic fossil]

also sweaty nerd tips but if you ever want to get a weapon to a power of 500 make sure everything is at 80 except mobility, if theres no mobility stat dump defense

[brazen pelican]

I refuse. :>

[hearty field]

i tried the plasma but didnt like it, no ADS or sights to aim with and also charge up... not a fan of charge up on my guns tbh

[cosmic burrow]

Good

[marsh iris]

aggripdeeznuhdz

[mystic fossil]

this thing on expeditions with stealth vet and knife goes CRAZY

[visual vortex]

You don't have to charge up.

[cosmic burrow]

@brazen pelican have your own opinions. Its important

[nocturne pewter]

Oh sweet I got my red role I can now post my Ogryn x Psyker yaoi

[visual vortex]

You can just click.

[lethal solstice]

Still has delay to fire

[cosmic burrow]

If im going stealth. Its sap db or accatran

[lethal solstice]

.5 seconds on max charge rate

[visual vortex]

What does it matter?

[lethal solstice]

Vibe

Idk

[mystic fossil]

they are new, they gotta learn the game before min maxxing venting and heat

[visual vortex]

Charge it up.

Have it go red.

[hearty field]

I mean I main the Accelerator rifle on squid front in helldivers 2 and I only like it because the charge time is like half a second so it's barely there, while the gun still hits harder than the other ballistic options (except the deadeye, really gotta use the deadeye more i just keep forgetting it lol)

[lethal solstice]

They clearly want instant damage on button press

[visual vortex]

Have the beeping.

[lethal solstice]

Which is definitely a vibe

[visual vortex]

They clearly want a gun that does everything and nothing.

[lethal solstice]

You are being lame for no reason

[visual vortex]

(All guns in the game fit a specific niche.)

[lethal solstice]

Go eat something

[visual vortex]

No.

[mystic fossil]

my beautiful bolter machine spirit crying

[visual vortex]

Bolter is good.

[hearty field]

no? Hmm, then I guess I was using it wrong. It seemed to delete the lil guys no charge but the big guys could tank a few of the light blasts

[visual vortex]

Just not good cleave.

[mystic fossil]

bolter is the most well rounded

[visual vortex]

Put the blessings tied to increased heat on it.

[mystic fossil]

the ONLY box it dont check is horde clear

[hearty field]

I really just want the revolver but a rifle instead 😆 LIKE I SAID AT THE BEGIN I KNOW THIS IS A DUMB TAKE LOL

[stiff elbow]

all other warhammer games feel like mass produced slop to me imo

i like darktide

[visual vortex]

Sadly.

[stiff elbow]

and vermintide

[hearty field]

ooo okay, i'll try it

[lethal solstice]

No thats 100% valid revolver rifles are cool

[stiff elbow]

they're more personal and they have depth

i like that

[lethal solstice]

And revolver is a great gun

[stiff elbow]

darktide really FEELS like warhammer

[visual vortex]

It will still take a second but if you shoot the head of crushers it is a guaranteed knock-back.

[lethal solstice]

But theres no high cal pure ballistic long barrel gun besides the shotgun slugs

[mystic fossil]

when they add the next class and do summer update expect a big content drop, im expecting more weapons and i would be suprised if vigil didnt get a buff or if they dont implement a sniper

[stiff elbow]

they have a sniper

helbore

and uhhh infantry las

[visual vortex]

Helbore.

[hearty field]

TO BE FAIR i don't have any good boltguns yet, I deadass stopped playing my vet the second I started playing my psyker because OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE SO FUN TO PLAY AHHH soo yeah I will have to go back to my vet at some point lol 😂 just having too much fun wiht psyker rn 😛

[stiff elbow]

and uhh bolt pistol

[mystic fossil]

i need a fucking scope

[twin flower]

No u dont

[mystic fossil]

GIVE ME A ZOOMED IN SCOPE

[hearty field]

oh the shotguns have slugs? Neat! I'll try that

[stiff elbow]

helbore has ADS

[mystic fossil]

FATSHARK

[stiff elbow]

and so does lasgun

[hearty field]

I SECOND THIS

[stiff elbow]

and revolver

[mystic fossil]

I BEG

[stiff elbow]

and bolt pistol

they are all marksman weapons

[thick coyote]

Helbore
Clear hordes
Delete single targets

Melee

[visual vortex]

Best gun in the game.

[stiff elbow]

true !

[lethal solstice]

The agripinna mark specifically

[twin flower]

They said they buffed it

[lethal solstice]

Its the special ammo

[twin flower]

Is it decent now

[thick coyote]

Like

[stiff elbow]

an actual scoped weapon would feel too claustrophobic imo

[thick coyote]

B tier

[visual vortex]

It was always good.

[thick coyote]

So yeah better than before

[stiff elbow]

especially in a game thats PRIMARILY close quarters combat

[mystic fossil]

ecspecially with expeditions just give me a 4x on a gun that i can toggle if i want scope or if i want brace by hitting the special key

[visual vortex]

You just use it wrong.

[lethal solstice]

I've tried scopes and they're actually a detriment

You really don't need it for most fights

Cause they're all within like 25m

[visual vortex]

The best option for a scope is a mk of the helbore that replaces the bayonet with a scope on a special attack.

[twin flower]

It was shit fym

[mystic fossil]

yes.... yesss yessss

[stiff elbow]

i dont think a scope would be very good

or atleast it would be very situational

[visual vortex]

You're just bad and can't use my gun properly.

[twin flower]

Well your 'gun' gets ourperformed by a laspistol how bout that

[hearty field]

Is this a serious take and I just don't know the weapon system well enough to get it? Or is this a joke take?

cause, like... I don't get the infantry las tbh. Less BRRT than the recon, less impact than.. several guns, and it also jumps around a lot, like.. it feels really inaccurate compared to the vigilant/headhunter AG

[twin flower]

Dats how doodoo it was

[stiff elbow]

dont say that

[lethal solstice]

Joke

Inflas is like

[mystic fossil]

you know what instead of sum bum ass flahslight on the lasguns just make it so that hitting the special button zooms in or our

[lethal solstice]

Ok now

[stiff elbow]

infantry las is so cool

[twin flower]

Its true tho

[visual vortex]

People say it's fine.

[hearty field]

okay nice

[thick coyote]

It's a joke
iLas is pretty mid

[visual vortex]

But I love it.

[stiff elbow]

i love infantry las

[lethal solstice]

It is officially OK™

[visual vortex]

It is my favorite gun.

[stiff elbow]

real veterans use infantry las

[thick coyote]

Like it can kill maniacs no problem

That's it

[mystic fossil]

do we love ultra marines and cadia as well

[visual vortex]

It is remarkable in how unremarkable it is.

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia?

[thick coyote]

It exists and it's there

[stiff elbow]

it cant even kill maniacs that well

[gloomy tartan]

CADIA?!?

[mystic fossil]

FOR CADIA

[visual vortex]

Not Ultramarines.

[gloomy tartan]

CADIAAAAAAAAA!!!

[stiff elbow]

its still very cool

[visual vortex]

But I do like Cadia.

[thick coyote]

And that's alright

[mystic fossil]

CADDDDIAAA STANDS

[mystic fossil]

top 3 legions

name em

[gloomy tartan]

When cadia blew up all the cadians reacted the way people do when snake died in metal gear

[visual vortex]

-Aim down sights.
-Crouch.
-Shoot at head.
Maniacs die in 1-2 shots every time.

[thick coyote]

The blue guys

[hearty field]

chat I will be SO honest, I'm VERY new to this game and also to warhammer in general. Like, lowkey, I've been a hater of 40K for a long time, with a secret guilty love of the Guard because f*ck yah the guard are heckin COOL. And it was LEGIT LAST WEEK when I discovered PSYKERS aka "tragic persecuted outcast freaks with magic powers" that I began to actually fall in love with any part of 40K's lore, lol

yea u can blame the french lady in darktide for getting me into this fandom LMAO

[stiff elbow]

not the armored ones

[thick coyote]

The guys in blue

[grave plaza]

how many pellets in single shot double barrel?

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia? Cadia!?!? Cadia!!!!

[visual vortex]

Krak.

[thick coyote]

The blue clad guys

[stiff elbow]

its terrible against flak and carapace

[visual vortex]

Power falchion.

[stiff elbow]

i refuse to waste my kraks on elite trash mobs

[mystic fossil]

this sounds like a lex breaker to me

[stiff elbow]

no stop larping

[gloomy tartan]

Kark grenades fuck up arnor

So goooood

[visual vortex]

You just suck.

[stiff elbow]

stop larping

you larper

larping chud moid

!!!

[nocturne pewter]

the cadians have not been provided their daily cocomelon videos it seems

[visual vortex]

You wish I was.

[stiff elbow]

u are

[gloomy tartan]

I Cary extra grenades and I spawn thrm and I have a chance to throw two instead of one

I am the grenadiermen

[mystic fossil]

aint this more of a krieg thing?

[hearty field]

idk what you mean by this, my psyker was an enforcer she loves the lex totally not just bc they psychologiically broke her and threatened to kill her if she didnt behave lol

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a veteran thing

[hearty field]

lmao

[visual vortex]

Of Space Marines?

[twin flower]

He's talking about one of the skills of the veteran in game

[visual vortex]

No this is just the average Veteran build.

[mystic fossil]

ik ik im just saying cuz krieg grenadiers

[gloomy tartan]

They can spawn grenades every 60 seconds and throw two sometimes instead of one AND carry extra AND they do more damage

[mystic fossil]

yuh

[hearty field]

ye but why knock back when I can kill em? 😛 lol

[gloomy tartan]

I’m sure every one has grendiers

It’s just some factions are famous for certain units

[visual vortex]

To avoid getting one-shot.

[gloomy tartan]

Steel legion for the tanks

[stiff elbow]

we should get like a machine gun or something

[twin flower]

Real

[stiff elbow]

veterans should i mean

[gloomy tartan]

I want a heavy machine gun

Like ij our image

[mystic fossil]

very cool... lowk should spend money on scum when it goes on sale lmao

[gloomy tartan]

For out nodes

[thick coyote]

16

[twin flower]

Fatshark is too smart to think of that though

[stiff elbow]

like in the talent tree art

that one with the stubber

[gloomy tartan]

They show a veteran using one in our talent tree yeah!!!

[twin flower]

Ikr?

[visual vortex]

Removes melee and replaces it with a kick and reduced movement speed.

[gloomy tartan]

Agreed I want that stubber

[twin flower]

We even have in game models of machine guns already

[hearty field]

can you control what individual stats your weapon has?? I thought it was just kinda random what statspread you got based on the shop/mission reward RNG

[twin flower]

from the heretic stubber and the one that uses the hotshot las

[marsh iris]

give us that stubber

[visual vortex]

In return you get some of the most intense suppressive firepower in the game.

[grave plaza]

16 in 1 shell?

[twin flower]

I want the hotshot one

Lasers go pew

[gloomy tartan]

I want the hotshot Las yeah

[lethal solstice]

You can upgrade it but not change the max values

[visual vortex]

The % on the weapon.

[gloomy tartan]

Then I can be a kasrkin unit

[thick coyote]

Can't blame ya
Fem Savant is just that goated

[blazing ibex]

i want to clarify

not every weapon has the same dump stat

[mystic fossil]

no you cant every weapon has pre planned stats on it just ALWAYS dump mobility for max dmg

[visual vortex]

If you roll a gun, check for a 60% in mobility or defense next to your current one

[nocturne pewter]

Is it just me or does it feel like M savant doesn't have a lot of lines

[visual vortex]

If it doesn't have it, scrap it.

[marsh iris]

Kasrkin absolute unit

[hearty field]

also i'm one of those stamina gremlins that NEEDS to be going as fast as possible at all times, i run light armour + dead sprint perk + warp pack in helldivers lol, so sacking mobility is a littly iffy for me XD

[thick coyote]

Yes 16 in 1

[grave plaza]

good gracious

[blazing ibex]

some weapons actually like having defense

[mystic fossil]

the increase aint worth it

[visual vortex]

You get max mobility at 60%.

[stiff elbow]

wrong you can enhance weapons to increase their stats

[blazing ibex]

some weapons can do with mobility not being dumped

[stiff elbow]

all weapons can have enhance scores of 500 max

[grave plaza]

probably im going make 12 pellets instead from my gun modding

[visual vortex]

If you're that desperate for movement speed refer to the knife or chainsword with rev it up blessing.

[stiff elbow]

the score dictates how good the stats are, 500 being the highest

[visual vortex]

Spam the rev ability every second.

[mystic fossil]

i translated it like can you roll to get a finesse stat on every item, no you cant

[blazing ibex]

there's a bit of a sprint boost from 60% to 80%

not groundbreaking

[hearty field]

i gotta try the boltguns I guess. I love the ADS of the autogun I just wish it was stronger, the revolver seems a more effective "sniper" than the autogun for some reason lol which admittedly kinda disappointed me as someone who prefers marksman builds in most shooter games

[mystic fossil]

@hearty field its alot, just have fun

[blazing ibex]

but still something

[visual vortex]

Not enough to want to get it.

At least for me.

[hearty field]

YEEEESSSS

[blazing ibex]

Ye, but enough that it does make sense to have it on some weapons

Like relic tbh

[twin flower]

Hard being a proper marksman in a tide game like this one

[visual vortex]

I go fast enough.

[stiff elbow]

i like it when fem loner berates me

[twin flower]

But yeah, a lot of people share that sentiment

[blazing ibex]

Relic blade does not feel very good without mobility

[visual vortex]

And I'm on Veteran.

[blazing ibex]

At least imho

[hearty field]

dead ass she's EXACTLY the type of character I would create in Warhammer if I knew enough about warhammer to create OCs more complex than a guardsman lol

[thick coyote]

Also yeah
The Zarona revolver is the strongest ranged weapon in the game (Auric wise)

[visual vortex]

I want to be enough in everything but not perfect in one spot.

[mystic fossil]

speed gremlin? buy hive scum ONCE YOU GET GOOD AT MELEE they are speed demon crack fiends that when skilled can clear half the map

[strong spade]

Does sending chat messages count for me to become a convict in this server? I really wanna post my ogryn drip 👉 👈

[hearty field]

I FULLY INTEND TO 😭 BUT I AM LE POOR

[mystic fossil]

yuh

[mystic fossil]

WHEN ON SALE

[twin flower]

Yeah just keep chatting basically

[strong spade]

Thank you, sah.

[mystic fossil]

JUST LEARN THE GAME

[strong spade]

https://tenor.com/view/nexter-darktide-40k-slide-glide-gif-16087372799463487279

[visual vortex]

Hold knife heavy attack.

[nocturne bloom]

discord kitten activities

[mystic fossil]

anytime you see slaaneshi neurolictor in chat tell em to go to bed

[visual vortex]

Increased speed momentarily.

[mystic fossil]

no embeds in this chat unfort

[strong spade]

Ahhh, grut it all.

[thick coyote]

Also one of the scum personalities share the same voice actor as fem Savant

[mystic fossil]

true solo havoc 40 stealth vet combat knife

[strong spade]

Yes, sah!

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[visual vortex]

I hate stealth vet players.

[mystic fossil]

embeds work in class specific chats

also drip tide

[visual vortex]

Kindly go play Zealot for Stealth.

[mystic fossil]

slowly turns on infiltrate

[visual vortex]

You can do more damage in it.

[hearty field]

it's legit all I run on my main psyker build, like.. I have other psyker builds... even one with a staff.. but by the golden fraggin' THRONE, the KINETIC IMPACT and FEELING of the Greatsword + Revolver build with Brain Rupture for picking off those specs/elites at range or squashing crushers is just... Huuauaagghh havent had this much fun since i discovered the sword in helldivers 2 😭

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the dream

[mystic fossil]

dante?? is that you??

[hearty field]

i am unemployed presently because NOBODY WILL GET BACK TO ME SAYING IM HIRED HRGHGHJFGWHYSUdk

[visual vortex]

We have to replace the Steel Legion with the Cadians.

Gamble on Tf2.

Or sell cases for 0.03.

You'll get there

[gloomy tartan]

During the trench mission cuthroat complains that they should of gotten reinforcements from new Cadia to help

[hearty field]

no im just your friendly neighbourhood transgirl 🙂

[visual vortex]

"New Cadia."

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

They have a new cadia

[visual vortex]

New Cadia.

[gloomy tartan]

They colonized multiple planets

[stiff elbow]

what if it was like spain where they mimic classical latin with V instead of U

VLTRAMARINES

[mystic fossil]

folk 😭

[mystic fossil]

W

[gloomy tartan]

They name every planet they colonize new cadia

Even if it’s in a different language

[hearty field]

I have two moods:

• Medic
  SO HELP ME GOD YOU WILL NOT DIE I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO KEEP THE TEAM ALIVE

• Gremlin
  hEhE SwOrd gO bRRrr

[visual vortex]

We'll never know which New Cadia then.

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao no

We won’t

But

We can assume

[hearty field]

❤️

[gloomy tartan]

One of the new cadia is the biggest

And most famous

It’s called new cadia in basic English

That’s the MAIN new cadia

Think Disneyland

[visual vortex]

That the Cadians got really busy on their ships to pump out that many soldiers.

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a fucking lot of them

But the main one is clear

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah

That was the main export of cadia

Cadians

Sending them out across to every war

[hearty field]

WHYYYY it's legit so fun like oKAY i KNOW the other abilities are good but like popping stealth to get that clutch revive or break off from a fight i'm losing is SO MUCH FUN NYEHEHE plus I go NYOOOM whenever i'm in stealth

[gloomy tartan]

Most Cadians were off world fighting when Cadia fell

[visual vortex]

Zealot Stealth is better.

I hate Zealot and Ogryn.

[stiff elbow]

ur such a blunt

[visual vortex]

But the classes have uses.

[lethal solstice]

Zealot stealth does better damage

[mystic fossil]

most ppl just like shout cuz its get out of jail free ive been finding its REALLY fun on expeditions and more useful utility wise

[stiff elbow]

zealot stealth thammer

[lethal solstice]

Veteran stealth does objectives and repositioning better

[hearty field]

OH YEAh hey chat um, how long since the fall of cadia has it been in Darktide? Like, I said my psyker was from cadia, could she have grown up there or at least shortly after its fall? Or has it been too long?

[gloomy tartan]

Shout has good utility

[hearty field]

LETS GOOO

[nocturne bloom]

i like shout because it means i get yelled at

[mystic fossil]

idk actually...

[visual vortex]

I like shout because it's shouting.

[gloomy tartan]

I imagine the ou could be

People get frozen

[stiff elbow]

It's been less than a century since the 13th Black Crusade (the fall of cadia)

[visual vortex]

No idea.

[lethal solstice]

Doesn't matter!!!
You can just say "caught in a warp storm on the way to tertium" and ignore any and all time issues

[gloomy tartan]

I allways say that the purple eye cadians are frozen until needed to fight

[lethal solstice]

Its literally that simple, even the writers do it

[gloomy tartan]

There like a rare soda flavor that’s discontinued

[mystic fossil]

you just saying words a person new to 40k cant comprehend

[gloomy tartan]

There will never be more purple eye Cadians

Unless the same situation happens

[mystic fossil]

can we even make our vets eyes pueple?

[stiff elbow]

pretty sure they know what the word "century" means

[marsh iris]

i want a Vet shout line that shouts recipe of chocolate cake recipe

[visual vortex]

Sobe we miss you everyday.

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians can yes rhey get two exclusive eye colors

[lethal solstice]

You can make everyone's eyes purple (except scum)

[hearty field]

I have been meaning to try the combat knife. It was an early fave of my for my psyker until my boyfriend pointed out the greatsword and HOMYGOD the greatsword is the most fun melee weapon i've ever played in a game like IT HAS REACH?!? *AND SHOOTS LASERBEAMS?! sign me the F U C K up

[twin flower]

If you picked cadia as his home planet yeah

[hearty field]

ayo?? 👀

[mystic fossil]

WHAT i need to go check ts

[gloomy tartan]

You get two Cadian eye colors if your from cadia

You have to be cadian to use them

[nocturne bloom]

works trust

[gloomy tartan]

Purple and pale purple

They both look super pale

But you can tell it’s purple

[visual vortex]

I thought it was blue.

[hearty field]

I haven't played zealot yet. Might try them but I'm having too much fun with my psyker rn

[gloomy tartan]

No

[visual vortex]

Can't tell the difference.

[gloomy tartan]

Blue is tzentch

[hearty field]

wwwhat do you mean by this

[gloomy tartan]

The purple comes from the warp exposure

[visual vortex]

Purple and blue are basically the same color to me.

[gloomy tartan]

growing up on cadia

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia was near the warp

So cadians grew up with purple eyes from exposure

[visual vortex]

Zealot is the melee offense class.

[jaunty path]

melee psyker is very fun.

Though playing off psyker after playing it for so long may cause you to struggle more with other classes.

[stiff elbow]

apparently cadia (or what's left of it) borders the moebian domain

[jaunty path]

and yeah Zealot is very melee centered

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia was near the eye of the warp storm

[jaunty path]

it even has a charge attack

[twin flower]

Isnt the warp stretching across the galaxy now tho

shouldnt there be more purples eyes cuz of it

🤔

[gloomy tartan]

It depends

Cadia was near the eye of the storm

[stiff elbow]

cadia was really close to the warp

[visual vortex]

Im sure there's hints of it in eyes of children.

[stiff elbow]

its the cadian gate

[gloomy tartan]

Before eit was so big

[hearty field]

ohh trueee I forgor that

im new to this fandom oukay 👶 literal warhammer baby 🍼 pls help me learn more about it

[gloomy tartan]

When Cadia fell

[visual vortex]

But not a lot.

[stiff elbow]

its the gate into the immaterium

so its natural that they all have purple eyes and other people dont

[hearty field]

okay

[gloomy tartan]

The storm grew when Cadia fell

Cadia was near the eye of the storm for YEARS

[hearty field]

lol mood

[gloomy tartan]

so the constant low exposure effected them

[visual vortex]

13 tries to take Cadia btw.

[gloomy tartan]

It would have to be the same thing

[mystic fossil]

Vergil…

[lethal solstice]

#40k-lore-chat has you

[gloomy tartan]

A planet next to the warp

[stiff elbow]

yeah abbadon lowk sucks

[gloomy tartan]

Super close

[visual vortex]

Final try had them give up and destroy the entire planet.

[mystic fossil]

Basically sending them into the eye of the warp Cuh

[lethal solstice]

Lore chat is fine

[gloomy tartan]

You guys know the giant warp storm?

[lethal solstice]

Its just general past 2 layers of filter

[gloomy tartan]

The eye of the warp is in the center of it

When it went BOOM

It exploded

[lethal solstice]

And with active monitoring

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like a hole in glass

With cracks

The cracks grow

And grow

And grow

[hearty field]

I'll have to convince my beau to play their veteran on an expo with me tomorrow, he's also been enjoying psyker but his is ZE CRAZY GERMAN VONE JAA hehe

btw is that voice actor the same as the medic from tf2? or do they just sound similar?

[gloomy tartan]

And the hole gets bigger

[hearty field]

uma why is everyone obsessed with uma now gwarrr

[visual vortex]

Male Loner and Female Loner are my least favorite voices.

[hearty field]

OO that's neat!

[gloomy tartan]

To make purple eye Cadians again you would. Need a planet next to the warp storm as close as cadia was

It’s too dangerous

It was just by chance it happaned

[visual vortex]

Nah.

[stiff elbow]

the destruction of cadia is what caused the creation of the cicatrix malcadictum

[gloomy tartan]

It was JUST close enough

[visual vortex]

They're fine.

[gloomy tartan]

That it barely exposed them to the warp

Constantly

[visual vortex]

5G Wi-Fi babies.

[gloomy tartan]

Low level constant warp exposure over generations

[lethal solstice]

No, loner is either a nobody or does work for everything and I can't remember

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what made purple eye Cadians

[lethal solstice]

Think he plays an Ogryn in game though

[mystic fossil]

Wait can you change eye colour after char creation?

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

You can change anything

You can get tits

Do you want tits

You can get them

[mystic fossil]

Yours

[gloomy tartan]

Change ur voice

Change ur name

Home planet

[hearty field]

HAH fair, but when in doubt I can always run my main vet build which has the BRRRT recon lasgun and the dueling sabre

like yah okay I know that the shock maul or the catachan sword are prolly better (actually my main melee weapon on vet is the maul) but IM SORRY IM AN AESTHETICS GIRLIE AND NOTHING'S DRIPPIER THAN A CAVALRY SABRE IM SORRY

[gloomy tartan]

All that

You can change it all

Just not class

[stiff elbow]

the way you talk really

makes me

[visual vortex]

Angry?

Me too.

[stiff elbow]

no

thats mean

[lethal solstice]

Krall is such a friend he just offers a full body rebuild for 2 missions pay

[visual vortex]

Im always angry.

[stiff elbow]

yes because you are blunt

[visual vortex]

Or bitter.

[gloomy tartan]

casts shits pants spell

[stiff elbow]

you are a bitter blunt person

[mystic fossil]

He might be an agent of khorne

[nocturne pewter]

he also gives the most fuck ass haircuts i have ever seen

[visual vortex]

Sucks 2 suck Ig.

[lethal solstice]

Have you considered eating something

[hearty field]

like I know it's poor ammo economy but popping a celstim and then swapping to my Mk2 recon las (idr the actual name but its the high ROF one) is just SO MUCH FUN like I feel like a goddamn phalanx turret just

[visual vortex]

Some had promise.

[mystic fossil]

wtf are those scum spikes bro

[hearty field]

https://tenor.com/view/plananx-ciws-gif-18207820

[visual vortex]

Then they literally just are shaved past the front.

[gloomy tartan]

Krall lets you change genders so you and the homie can try eachother on like hoodies

[nocturne pewter]

the bob with the whole back shaved off genuinely fries me every time

[hearty field]

bet

[mystic fossil]

Just get shock trooper bottom left of tree crits won’t cost lashing ammo

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the popular style in darktide you don’t know

[visual vortex]

Left side of the tree.

[mystic fossil]

The rannick special?

[visual vortex]

Yes.

We love Rannick.

[twin flower]

Rannick?

[nocturne pewter]

Everyone in this universe should have the right to kill their barber

[visual vortex]

No.

Barbers are still surgeons.

[gloomy tartan]

Rannick hair look like what a alt girl would wear

Some cyber punk shit

[visual vortex]

Rannick has emo hair.

[visual vortex]

That hair also sucks.

[gloomy tartan]

he said he was a skater boy

She said cya later boy

Ass hair

[stiff elbow]

the role of a barber and a surgeon used to be combined

[gloomy tartan]

He rocks ts tho fr

[stiff elbow]

but barbers arent surgeons

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t deny it

Rannick rocks his hair

[visual vortex]

That's what I was getting at.

[stiff elbow]

because surgery is a medical field

and cosmetics is not medical

[visual vortex]

They used to be good at on-the-fly basic medical care.

[gloomy tartan]

Deez 🥜 are a medical field

[visual vortex]

Hence why the barber sign is white, red, purpleish blue.

[stiff elbow]

the practice of barber-surgeons ended after the industrial revolution and the new production of divisive labor roles under the new industrialist class

[visual vortex]

White for bandage blue/purple for vein and red for blood.

[visual vortex]

Lame.

Imagine getting a low-taper fade and then getting your clavicle repaired

[stiff elbow]

well thats what you get with the division of labor

you get lame shit

[gloomy tartan]

Low taper fade on your ass hairs

[stiff elbow]

good to know

[gloomy tartan]

Then you cough

And then the doctor tells you you have ball cancer

[visual vortex]

Understandable though.

[stiff elbow]

not understandable

[quaint moss]

add mole rats

[visual vortex]

You need to cough also.

[stiff elbow]

i oppose the division of labor

[visual vortex]

Oh don't worry.

We know.

We know you do ant.

[jaunty path]

psword is a lot more powerful

[stiff elbow]

who are you

i dont know you stop talking to me

[visual vortex]

A blunt bitter person.

[jaunty path]

but falchion is better for mobility

and honestly

[somber stream]

Heh, Pee sword

[stiff elbow]

🖕🏽

[jaunty path]

its useable

[gloomy tartan]

Missus bludgeoned a governer to death with a Nintendo switch in 2011

[visual vortex]

You make by brain-nails hurt.

[stiff elbow]

we should do this with local governors i agree

[hearty field]

which uh, voice is that? IDR which one I did for my vet (initially she was cuthroat but i didnt like how MEAN she was so I changed it to the, like, sillygoofy one who forgets all those DUMB yes ill say it DUMB callsigns "traxis-whatever just shoot it", the one who goes "if you see a heretic's smilin' face, you shoot it!")

not really a fan of any of the vet fem voices tho tbh 🙁 and I don't really run male characters in games :p

[visual vortex]

Missus beat my wife of 86 years and ripped her dreads clean off her scalp at a Missus fan meetup.

[marsh iris]

peepeepoopoowersword

[stiff elbow]

the antisocial narcissistic one

[jaunty path]

The one you like is loose cannon

[visual vortex]

The loners are the psyker voices that are pretentious assholes.

[stiff elbow]

the ones that constantly patronize and belittle their teammates

[lethal solstice]

Fem loose cannon is the best one by far

[gloomy tartan]

Missus killed a unicorn to drink its blood back when she went to hogwarts

[visual vortex]

No.

[stiff elbow]

i love fem loose cannon shes so cool

[visual vortex]

Cutthroat.

[mystic fossil]

WE like

[jaunty path]

your pfp is fat

[hearty field]

?? i'm sorry am I annoying you? I just woke up from a nap and before that was havin' an emotional breakdown (woohoo being trans and unemployed is funn) so I'm like in my sillygirl moment rn, but I apologise I can tone it down if it's irritating you

[lethal solstice]

Cutthroat is boring and annoying

[gloomy tartan]

Missus caused the bridge collapse that was attributed to the Moth Man

[stiff elbow]

we all love fem loose cannon

[mystic fossil]

Da chungus

[stiff elbow]

no its okay i didnt mean it

im sorry

your very cool

[blazing ibex]

Fem Loose Cannon feels more like a hive scum than Fem Outlaw

[stiff elbow]

you dont have to tone anything down

[gloomy tartan]

Missus shot JFK AND Abraham Lincoln

[lethal solstice]

Fem loose cannon is an alcoholic and cripplingly traumatized lesbian

[stiff elbow]

i didnt mean to be mean like that

[gloomy tartan]

Missus is fem loose cannon

[stiff elbow]

sorry about that

[jaunty path]

Remain yourself I like the energy personally

[visual vortex]

I like Cutthroat because it's how I'd imagine a guardsman after a campaign to act.

[mystic fossil]

Rule violation? By the lex we must execute ant!

[jaunty path]

I like loner psyker because I kind of feel like them sometimes

[stiff elbow]

this is sharia law

[hearty field]

I know, I should, but I generalised a lot more with my vet (cause so many of the early traits just seem so HANDY) so I haven't really gotten into the keystones on my vets yet. I gotta buildcraft them a bit more I guess

[visual vortex]

Last time I recall fighting Chaos isn't exactly good for the health after seeing your teammate skinned alive.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon shit on the floor at my cousins dance recital

[jaunty path]

I need to put myself above others in my mind to avoid exploding.

[lethal solstice]

The right side one is definitely the most fun

[jaunty path]

theyre both severly delusional due to circumstance

[gloomy tartan]

Missus the loose cannon descalped a buss full of Mormons back in 2009

[mystic fossil]

W

[jaunty path]

psykers are beaten down and treated as monsters

i think its ok for the loners to have massive egos

[stiff elbow]

W

w loose cannon

[visual vortex]

She flirts with Male Professional.

[hearty field]

My friend did say I might like it, I did get one but I didn't get around to leveling it up before becoming obsessed with psyker

side note HOW THE FRICK DO I GET MORE DIAMANTINE? i'm good on literally everything else except dia AAA

[mystic fossil]

Most of the time… aren’t they accepted like 5%?

[gloomy tartan]

Flirting is gey

[hearty field]

HEHE

[mystic fossil]

Do the event right now

[visual vortex]

Missus killed my child(John F. Kennedy) back in the Vietnam war by a guillotine.

[stiff elbow]

procure it in missions (they look like tiny fancy rectangle boxes with blue glow) or do events (you can see event progress by holding tab in game)

[hearty field]

YEa that one also sorry yall for responding to old posts the chat is moving veryfast rn

[lethal solstice]

Its funnier to call bisexuals either gay or lesbian (as one this is ok)

[gloomy tartan]

I remember that she filmed it for the press and ate the heart to gain your sons sexual powers

[jaunty path]

mortis trials is reliable but my main way of stockpiling it is well..playing havoc. play a havoc 15 every week. it keeps a fine supply

[gloomy tartan]

She stole JFKS sex eye beams

[visual vortex]

I call everyone gay because there are too many words to keep up with at this point.

[mystic fossil]

Most efficient way is to do a havoc and wwait till end of week for the havoc crate it’s just brutal in the first few weeks tho

[jaunty path]

I have so much diamantine that i dont know what to do with it

[gloomy tartan]

Buy a human

Own a human

[jaunty path]

ur fine dw

[gloomy tartan]

Name him Pepe

[visual vortex]

She tried stealing his charisma.
(It failed)

[stiff elbow]

loose cannon was apart of the UNPROFOR death squads in former yugoslavia

[hearty field]

oh no I dont like those I like my french girl she's an optimist in spite of the world and thats SO ME i literally love EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of my psyker character, like her lore, her appearance, her outfit (i bot the blue one in the commissars vestures its so peak) her playstyle her voice guuuhh i love this character XD

[gloomy tartan]

Put hats on him

[hearty field]

hell yea

[gloomy tartan]

She tried to suck his mojo out the hole in his skull from the bullet

[visual vortex]

The Savant?

[jaunty path]

I don't like savant

[hearty field]

aww hgjksjk thank you! but if you do want me to I can lol, I just like bein a little silly hyper sometimes 😛

[gloomy tartan]

I like the French also

[jaunty path]

his accent feels way too drawnout

[gloomy tartan]

🇫🇷

[glacial shoal]

hey folks

how we doin

[gloomy tartan]

M 🥖

[mystic fossil]

Ok sparky(ogryn line, ogryns have mental capacity of kindergarteners)

[jaunty path]

his personality is fine

[visual vortex]

I pick Savant over Loner and Seer over Savant.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon gave there squad herpes

[stiff elbow]

no no you dont need to do that

[hearty field]

NEW HEADCANON JUST DROPPED OMG

actually chat how ARE gays perceived in 40K? Like do people care at all? Or are there just too many bigger fish to fry what with all the warfare and chaos and stuff?

[stiff elbow]

i was being mean for no reason idk why i said that

that was rude im sorry

[jaunty path]

Seer is just kind of sad. Severe levels of dissociation

[visual vortex]

Most people don't live long enough to care.

[nocturne pewter]

loose cannon is bisexual to me

[hearty field]

owo

[gloomy tartan]

I assume the mentality is “ any port in a storm”

[umbral slate]

Hi folks, can someone help me with "Just a Flesh wound" penance?

[gloomy tartan]

Any trench in the rain

[hearty field]

yuss the stealth is so much fun omg

[jaunty path]

erm. uhm. Hmm. Uh. How do I put this.

[gloomy tartan]

Any hole is what I’m saying

[mystic fossil]

We got bigger demons to kill folk 😭 litteraly

[lethal solstice]

Depends on where you are and whose writing but largely nobody cares

If you can hold a gun who gives a shit

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah when you usually die in less than a year

[visual vortex]

I always pick the saddest voices.

[gloomy tartan]

Like who cares who’s clapping whos cheeks

[jaunty path]

Some planets don't like gay people.

thats what im gonna say

[nocturne pewter]

But yeah generally the mentality is, there are bigger fish to fry

[gloomy tartan]

As long as it’s not a distraction

[stiff elbow]

warhammer 40k (or games workshop, the company behind warhammer) doesnt really like to portray sexuality, but there are numerous gay and transgender characters in 40k books and fiction!

the imperium of man IN LORE has no policy on gender/sexual/racial minorities

[gloomy tartan]

As long as your ass or Tittys or dongs don’t distract you from killing heretics

[mystic fossil]

Cain x Jurgen YAOI

[hearty field]

I KNOW I LOVE THEM SO MUCh like YES my poor little abused queen BE an optimist SPITE the world bwahahaaa!

lowkey the fem savant is like... so peak... like ... it hurts how friggin PERFECT she is she matches EVERY character element I like in OCs i make, she matches ALL my sensibilities she's perfect

[jaunty path]

I don't think imperial citizens have even a moment to think about their sexuality or gender

[visual vortex]

Meat is still meat to the grinder.

[lethal solstice]

Mike Brooks writes a ton of queer characters

[stiff elbow]

but there are a lot of chuddies in the fandom who do care (in a bad way) and you should avoid them because they are weird

[stiff elbow]

we love mike brooks

[gloomy tartan]

Only MEN may have the EMPERORS SEEEEEEED

[visual vortex]

I dont because i think his writing is mid

[gloomy tartan]

Never forget

[visual vortex]

And vat tubes

[nocturne pewter]

only men will recieve my seed

[hearty field]

the expeditions? I should 😛 but I like playing random missions bc I like hearing different new lines of dialogue. Like I honestly just LOVE hearing my psyker talk every bit of lore she drops I add to my headcanon and someday I'll make her a proper OC and get someone to draw her or smthn

[gloomy tartan]

He was clear

Only men

[nocturne pewter]

it is known

[gloomy tartan]

Only big buff men

[visual vortex]

This is modern GW.

[jaunty path]

of course we share the same discord servers

[wicked pike]

What's up, rejects?

[jaunty path]

of course we do.

[visual vortex]

Tread LIGHTLY

[gloomy tartan]

The emperor wants his big buff men

To put outfits on

[hearty field]

no I know you can get it in missions, i already got the 4k from the giants event it's already gone I ate it up bc UPGRADES ARE EXPENSIVE AA

[jaunty path]

Of course

[visual vortex]

You might just have GW retcon 40 years of lore

[gloomy tartan]

But then the old miniatures aren’t cannon

Can’t do that

[jaunty path]

I honestly expected to share servers with needy streamer overload

[nocturne pewter]

anyways i drew ogryn bara 🤷‍♂️

[jaunty path]

but like

[mystic fossil]

It gives 4000 diamantine… also… buy the inquisitorial psyker greatcoat rn

[gloomy tartan]

Have to sell them still

[woven sigil]

The sky, clouds.. err.. birds?

[jaunty path]

thats basically the same

[visual vortex]

Old miniatures are pretty cool.

[gloomy tartan]

Hell yeah

[stiff elbow]

"lore" in this case meaning obscure writings that nobody actually cares about that people will still find a way to get mad at

[wicked pike]

What the hell is a bird?

[somber stream]

You really think GW wouldn't try to retcon their own lore in the name of profit

[gloomy tartan]

Sefoni is my goldfish wife