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#general-chat
stuck crescent
neon agate
He sometimes makes cheese sauce sometimes
drowsy lynx
🪤
neon agate
Pretty good, but it takes a lot of work from him
visual vortex
🪤
tired inlet
He sometimes makes cheese sauce sometimes
was it an Alfredo sauce?
drowsy lynx
Go on, it's safe 
visual vortex
Pretty good, but it takes a lot of work from him
Handmade dairy is so good
stuck crescent
He sometimes makes cheese sauce sometimes
Wow imagine that, sauce @south valve
neon agate
was it an Alfredo sauce?
Kinda? It's hard to explain it
void lark
Add mussels and calamari to it and that's an absolute classic 
tired inlet
Kinda? It's hard to explain it
otherwise I'm assuming your dad puts fukken queso on noods
feral vessel
GOOOOOD MORNING HIVE TERTIUM
neon agate
Add mussels and calamari to it and that's an absolute classic <:chadgryn:1161142...
He works a lot so it's hard for him to cook sometimes unless it's like christmas or thanks giving
visual vortex
GOOOOOD MORNING HIVE TERTIUM
Good morning
neon agate
otherwise I'm assuming your dad puts fukken queso on noods
I would have to ask him
little marten
hello
neon agate
GOOOOOD MORNING HIVE TERTIUM
HELLO
void lark
He works a lot so it's hard for him to cook sometimes unless it's like christmas...
What a lad
neon agate
DID YOU GET SUNLIGHT?!!?
neon agate
What a lad <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
My father LOVES cooking
tired inlet
and you had a weird-ass ceviche or paella @neon agate
man paella sounds good right now
visual vortex
Raziel is Hazy's dad
neon agate
and you had a weird-ass ceviche or paella <@334898002340610048>
Uhhhh again I don't knoe the specfics? But he basically made it from scratch
neon agate
Raziel is Hazy's dad
NUH UH
tired inlet
Raziel is Hazy's dad
I haven't had paella in like 3 years.
void lark
and you had a weird-ass ceviche or paella <@334898002340610048>
Nah lil bro just had spaghetti with shrimps and some kind of tomato sauce
Topped by cheese and love from his father
tired inlet
Nah lil bro just had spaghetti with shrimps and some kind of tomato sauce
Topped...
he never mentioned a red sauce
tired inlet
spaghet doesn't require a red sauce; it's a nood
void lark
Spaghet ans meatsphere usually implies the ketchup
stuck crescent
I feel like it's a fair assumption that sauce on spaghetti usually implies red tomato sauce
tired inlet
nah you can hit that shit with the alfredo
void lark
No idea what alfredo is
tired inlet
he could also be doin' a Mac & Cheese but it's Spaghet & Cheese;Mac's a nood
lethal condor
Lol I was trying to tell world war chat about darktide
stuck crescent
No idea what alfredo is
Half-half, cheese, butter, garlic
void lark
Here the shelfish spaghetti is a redsauce based dish
tired inlet
No idea what alfredo is
butter, heavy cream, parmasean; maybe some garlic
craggy nebula
alfredo is nice
little marten
wait
tired inlet
It is; but it was made by an Italian immigrant
tired inlet
his name was Alfredo
void lark
The badabing badaboom type
tired inlet
he was a chief
stuck crescent
Its Italian, if I recall
tired inlet
his restaurant was called Alfredo's
stuck crescent
It was in rome
broken cave
are ILGs good now?
tired inlet
The badabing badaboom type
Nah; that's Sicilian; Alfredo was from Rome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fettuccine_Alfredo
stuck crescent
are ILGs good now?
Lasgun? Yeah, kinda
void lark
Its Italian, if I recall
Don't believe the italian lies
Some dude had a pasta and a raw tomato in naple 500 years ago and somehow it means he invented every single pasta dish ever (and also pizza and the renaissance)
tired inlet
Don't believe the italian lies
Some dude had a pasta and a raw tomato in naple 5...
tomatoes didn't exist in Europe then
they're not native to Europe
stuck crescent
In fact, it was considered bad to eat them
void lark
500 years ago is when it got here my good lad
tired inlet
like potatoes, tomatoes were an Incan Empire thing
void lark
Fun fact : spanish cuisine was famous for it's dog based cuisine before the introduction of tomatoes in europe
stuck crescent
I'll take Italian over krieg, I guess
broken cave
Fun fact: Spaghetti is a Middle Eastern dish
tired inlet
Italians thought Tomatoes were aubergines
broken cave
Wtf is an aubergine
tired inlet
Fun fact: Spaghetti is a Middle Eastern dish
I think I'm going to go with Spaghet being a cultural exchange with China's lo mein
void lark
Wtf is an aubergine
Proper way to say eggplant
white furnace
jaunty path
@dire kayak gonna join?
woven sigil
Wtf is an aubergine
Disgusting, thats what they are
tired inlet
Disgusting, thats what they are
l'aubergine di Parmeseana baby
broken cave
I think I'm going to go with Spaghet being a cultural exchange with China's lo m...
Nah the specific way spaghetti is made (Durum Wheat processing) comes from the Middle East
dire kayak
<@739407711405604927> gonna join?
yeah im coming
jaunty path
yey
mystic fossil
Expedition?
south valve
Wow imagine that, sauce <@856923693270958080>
🤮
nocturne bloom
yeah im coming
mystic fossil
Gng where do I find a havoc team
tired inlet
Nah the specific way spaghetti is made (Durum Wheat processing) comes from the M...
well since Sicily was an Araby that would make sense how it got to Italy; much like the Naan->gyro->taco to Andalusia, and through Spain that way
little marten
cry havoc
versed smelt
Extracting via valkyrie from a Deadside Run resulted in a loss. Anyone experienced the same?
void lark
Extracting via valkyrie from a Deadside Run resulted in a loss. Anyone experienc...
It's a feature
You missed the secred objective
versed smelt
Noice.
broken cave
well since Sicily was an Araby that would make sense how it got to Italy; much l...
Yeah that’s outright how it was introduced to Mainland Italy, through Arabic Sicily
void lark
Yeah that’s outright how it was introduced to Mainland Italy, through Arabic Sic...
Did they eat it with that alfredo sauce of yours?
broken cave
Did they eat it with that alfredo sauce of yours?
What
south valve
You won't be laughing when your platoon is stuck in the trenches
tired inlet
Just-a like-a la nonna used-a to make 🤌
mi scuzzi
south valve
Fuggetaboutit
tired inlet
Forget about it
ayy, gabagool
brazen pelican
ayy, gabagool
Gabagool!
void lark
The sopranogryns 
🤌
void lark
I wonder if you can customise your ogryn to look like toni soprano
pallid badger
I feel like this game would be much better if the ost played more often
nocturne bloom
I named my ogryn onii chan and just made him look as Japanese as possible
tired inlet
I feel like this game would be much better if the ost played more often
it does, but it can't be disposal imperium mix 24/7
brazen pelican
it does, but it can't be disposal imperium mix 24/7
Sure, a bit of The Gauntlet, as well.
void lark
I named my ogryn onii chan and just made him look as Japanese as possible
Prob looks like he has down syndrome
Lore friendly ogryn I suppose
nocturne bloom
Prob looks like he has down syndrome
Lore friendly ogryn I suppose
No it actually looks pretty good for the bit lol
pallid badger
it does, but it can't be disposal imperium mix 24/7
we even have mixtape shortages in the empire
tired inlet
<:thumbsup_ogryn:1063452727302180926> we even have mixtape shortages in the empi...
scavenging a carpenter brut soundtrack and coveting it like I'm in the goddamned brotherhood of steel looking for synthwave
"no, you see, he's French, not a xeno"
(he's also almost like 50)
jaunty path
i think the biggest issue with expeditions is time
beyond the glaring bugs
the objectives are fun, the stealth aspect is enjoyable for me depending on my loadout
drowsy lynx
Splitting into 2 groups of 2 is goated
jaunty path
if im playing zealot im gonna be rlly fuckin bored
survivalist vet is peak on expeditions
drowsy lynx
Last one I did had a level 4000+ ogryn that just went off on his own and did like 3 points solo
Once we reached the third zone he just stuck with the team because we had so much extra time splitting up was no longer necessary
jaunty path
sick
drowsy lynx
Brave one to be solo on gamma with those dog packs
narrow mortar
tired compass
guys, when is the next patch coming to fix hair colors?
tired inlet
Splitting into 2 groups of 2 is goated
I was doin' fine on one of those Sunday and the other team had one guy go down, then the second one got netted, and instead of doing the right thing and just letting them die, my duo ran off mid-point event, to try to rescue them.
and then they died doing it
Like, c'mon, it's fine to let people die.
we'll get them
oak nexus
any evil people in chat
tired inlet
some bozo runs into a demonhost that was clearly marked, without any reason, in an empty room, who is shouting extremely loud? let 'em die.
it's fine
stuck crescent
Krieg behaviour
tired inlet
pick 'em up later, without all the corruption damage
the time-out will help them cool off
don't break coherency to save a loner
oak nexus
need a "are you smarter then an ogryn" super cut of people doing dumb shit
mystic fossil
don't break coherency to save a loner
NO MAN LEFT BEHIND
tired inlet
NO MAN LEFT BEHIND
psykers aren't people
mystic fossil
true
tired inlet
and neither are abhumans
oak nexus
always go for the ogryns
stuck crescent
Unless they're krieg
oak nexus
some hive scum are chill like that tho
mystic fossil
yo this an undercover arbites
tired inlet
yo this an undercover arbites
nah, I wrote ACAB
mystic fossil
some hive scum are chill like that tho
have you seen a scum saint that clears half the map like hes running a payday 2 dodge build?
oak nexus
no but ive seen several hive scum just run forward and die a lot
like, 90% of the time
tired inlet
because they don't dodge
void lark
no but ive seen several hive scum just run forward and die a lot
Scum indeed
oak nexus
because they don't dodge
I dont understand why this happens
just, not sue to the difficulty?
void lark
Just bad players 
oak nexus
use
tired inlet
I dont understand why this happens
they weren't taught by Patches O'Houlihan
stuck crescent
no but ive seen several hive scum just run forward and die a lot
And they're never near the group
Soo reviving them is a pain
mystic fossil
nah around 40% of the scums i get play with the team but they are bloodthirsty crack fiends and holy shit seeing them clear a wave is cravy
void lark
They see those "MOST OP SCUM BUILD" and just go full braindead shift + forward key
mystic fossil
but the 60% that magnetize the fucking crushers suck to play with
tired inlet
nah around 40% of the scums i get play with the team but they are bloodthirsty c...
Matrix Dodging as you empty out the lobby with your reload-buffed Mac-10 autoguns
getting RSV firing your .45ACPs as you gun-kata like John Preston
mystic fossil
also i know that bursters are bugged but like why the fuck do they only hit my toughness and other times im down to half a wound
mystic fossil
like genuinely infuriating
mystic fossil
That's very simple
no but like from the same distance
tired inlet
"Sorry to... burst your bubble"
tired inlet
"You know I had to do it to 'em" but it's a poxbuster in loafers
mystic fossil
also why does vet have the most unfun melee known to man
tired inlet
"I'm not gonna sugarcoat it" EXPLODES
formal mortar
Had a burster run up next to me at a window, then it just exploded
No sound, no jump, just boom
And things like that are how I usually die on scum 
tired inlet
I had one trip on expeds over some geometry and just lay there like a turtle on its shell
mystic fossil
me when the 6'6 true chad suicide bomber edges towards me to terramog me and suicidemax
vet smokes in expedition go crazy
tired inlet
as long as you have some other way to deal with crushers/bulwarks, smokes are a good deal
pure lodge
What are the Skaven?
pure lodge
are they chaos aligned?
tired inlet
are they chaos aligned?
I mean..yes but no
there was a longstanding rumor that the Grey White Rat was a form of Nurgle, what with Clan Pestilens, but Clan Pestilens actually just has a deal with a Demon of Nurgle; the Great White Rat is a Warp Entity, and this is absolutely confirmed in Total War: WarHammer II's story mode.
formal mortar
They are rat aligned
stuck crescent
I mean..yes but no
Isn't the great horned rat a minor chaos god?
pure lodge
there was a longstanding rumor that the Grey White Rat was a form of Nurgle, wha...
Huh…I aint know that
stuck crescent
Or something along those lines
tired compass
can I play expeditions solo?
drowsy lynx
can I play expeditions solo?
Every expedition is solo if your team is bad enough
void lark
formal mortar
Its solo and you get no tech remnants because they swoop them up then fall off a cliff
pallid badger
Also I see a lot of people running huds, can u mod this game?
formal mortar
Possibly
pallid badger
So no?
sour oyster
expedition grenade refill costs 50 salvage thats too much m8. its like refilling your normal kit. some characters dont need it at all, some get their nades back for free
tired inlet
Isn't the great horned rat a minor chaos god?
I mean, maybe? Like Malal? But it's not really involved in the Great Game; it's like... technically all Gods are chaos gods, right? As long as they manifest from the psychic energies.
mystic fossil
expedition grenade refill costs 50 salvage thats too much m8. its like refilling...
heres a trick, refill ammo it refills nades... unless its only for vet
stuck crescent
I mean, maybe? Like Malal? But it's not really involved in the Great Game; it'...
Its not gw really cares about fantasy anymore. Soo its just assumptions at this point
Fantasy/old world
tired inlet
What are the Skaven?
You ever see Mulberry St. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulberry_Street_(film)) or Gnaw: Food of the Gods II (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_of_the_Gods_II) ?
formal mortar
heres a trick, refill ammo it refills nades... unless its only for vet
Need a vet with field kit for that to happen
iirc
mystic fossil
ahhh i see isee i mainly run vet in expeditions mainly cuz im trying to get all weapons for him rn
tired inlet
expedition grenade refill costs 50 salvage thats too much m8. its like refilling...
you mean the fukken mortar shells you're lobbing free hand?
formal mortar
And I think scum has a node that gives everyone ammo if 1 person buys it, but not nades
Mortar shells are 75
south valve
Did you want to play tonight, Monsieur Plant? @feral vessel
formal mortar
Nades are 50, usually, sometimes 75
feral vessel
Did you want to play tonight, Monsieur Plant? <@969656016260198431>
already did
south valve
Oh okay
feral vessel
did consignment yard
south valve
formal mortar
Not sure why nade prices change sometimes
feral vessel
had so many snipers on me i felt like charlie kirk
tired inlet
Oh, I will just run vet grenade regen in expeds, or even dogless arbitess for grenades like that; fuck it
sour oyster
you mean the fukken mortar shells you're lobbing free hand?
no i mean grenade refill.
tired inlet
right so I can avoid that
mystic fossil
dogless arbites for shock and nuncio so i can say domain expansion when i pop em tgth
formal mortar
50 scrap is fine for the refill
formal mortar
You can easily get enough for nades plus mortars/mines
formal mortar
Nice, I got one recently too
south valve
Not sure if they're any good on scum
formal mortar
Then spent 50k melk bucks to try for a 17% toughness and got nothing but garbage
south valve
Happens
void lark
I always get the worst rolls possible on my curios
formal mortar
I run 2 tough 1 health on scum
jaunty path
but is anything messin up for anybody
tired inlet
Then spent 50k melk bucks to try for a 17% toughness and got nothing but garbage
just let shit happen
drowsy lynx
Got my last 17% toughness curio for scum recently, the curio grind is finally over 
south valve
is dt fuckin up for anyone else
What seems to be the problem, officer?
jaunty path
match making failed
green vector
drowsy lynx
match making failed
Krill issue
void lark
match making failed
Brother is blacklisted
south valve
One in a krillian
tired inlet
there was some game like fall guys or a calladooty or someshit where if they detected you cheating they wouldn't ban you but put you on a blacklist with all other people found to be cheating and there'd be games where everyone was hackin' and exploiting glitches and it was the wildest shit.
south valve
That sounds like an actually really fun idea
Force the cheaters to feel what other people feel
limber zealot
there was some game like fall guys or a calladooty or someshit where if they det...
This is just what GTAO was like until a few years ago
limber zealot
This is just what GTAO was like until a few years ago
You couldn't play the game without cheats pretty much
limber zealot
do i paint another pteraxii or keep reading fall of cadia
Reading is for nerds
Just larp
south valve
Reading is for nerds
D:
limber zealot
40k is 90% vibes anyway
south valve
Kinda true
dire kayak
yeah but robert rath is such a good writer
south valve
I learned pretty much all of what I know about 40k just from asking people about it
limber zealot
I've only read 1 40k book all the way through
I don't think I'd have the patience for more any time soon
They all seem to top out around an 8th grade reading level
south valve
I listened to Gav and Bob
it's just 20 minutes long and on youtube if you're interested
about 2 ogryns
stuck crescent
I've only read 1 40k book all the way through
Don't read anything from Steve lyons and you'll be good
limber zealot
They all seem to top out around an 8th grade reading level
If I'm gonna read a book I want it to be more than "and then the marine marined all over the place... Epically..."
And that's like 95% of them from what I've gathered
south valve
That's the reason I can't see the appeal of the horus heresy
tired inlet
If I'm gonna read a book I want it to be more than "and then the marine marined ...
Try "The Old Man and the Sea" then
limber zealot
I need to pace myself with shit like that or else I'd blow my brains out
tired inlet
I need to pace myself with shit like that or else I'd blow my brains out
King's "The Long Walk" is good for pacing yourself
stuck crescent
That's the reason I can't see the appeal of the horus heresy
You need a graph just to read it in order
tired inlet
You need a graph just to read it in order
"How to avoid large boats" is great for graphing
limber zealot
Hype moments and aura books need to be spaced out between like 3 actual real books
south valve
I don't gaf about the primarchs
it's fine if you do, but they're just so uninteresting to me
limber zealot
I don't gaf about the primarchs
I read the Alpharius book in like 2 days while at work
tired inlet
I don't gaf about the primarchs
neither does Ciaphias Cain
south valve
lol
limber zealot
It was a good time killer cause it was just my favorite legion's primarch being badass
Every time he would say "I am alpharius" I'd jump up and down and clap my hands with glee
south valve
Monkey mode
limber zealot
The next time I read a 40k book it'll probably be Harrowmaster
I love the Alpha Legion
They're so dumb it's great
south valve
You're such an alpha 🐺
limber zealot
I kinda wanted to read some Eldar books but everyone who is an eldar fan seems to fucking HATE eldar books
limber zealot
You're such an alpha 🐺
True...
limber zealot
What's that
dire kayak
ill show the box art image of it
void lark
stuck crescent
They were made to appeal to anime fans, that is funny
serene dune
Quick scoop
tawdry edge
modest flume
neon agate
dire kayak
WE'RE SO BACK TWIN LANCE TOMORROW
modest flume
WE'RE SO BACK TWIN LANCE TOMORROW
drowsy lynx
Twlance
neon agate
WE'RE SO BACK TWIN LANCE TOMORROW
TWIN LANCE! (Wtf is twin lance and it what game?)
drowsy lynx
Twance?
hard crane
France?
south valve
Liar liar France on fire
neon agate
its the new t'au mini
OH
south valve
https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/tau-empire-the-twin-lance-2026?queryID=4210...
We do NOT talk about that price
neon agate
That seem cool actually
tawdry edge
Goober should give me 3000 USD on paypal
silver jasper
did scoreboard mod ever get like
fixed from the games patches?
i remember it broke badly at one point recently and need to know if its been fixed
dire kayak
Goober should totally buy me stuff
hmmmm
dire kayak
We do NOT talk about that price
its actually on the lower side of minis ive bought-
the knight castellan was £118
dire kayak
neon agate
south valve
I probably shouldn't have drawn attention to it
astral laurel
holy shit girls we dodged a bullet today
pallid badger
OMFG I JUST HAD A CANON EVENT
south valve
👀
void lark
Liar liar France on fire
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
south valve
Okay, sorry
astral laurel
So my car has been throwing me a random intermittent warning "problem" since Friday
But it turns off before it can tell me what it is
Today it told me that it wanted oil.
So I check
void lark
The suspense is killing me
astral laurel
God bless Toyotas for being able to run upside down, in space, and with no spark plugs.
She was almost completely dry <_<
modest flume
I'll spark your plug
astral laurel
I'm ace
modest flume
@dire kayak I'm Eustace btw
dire kayak
unfortunately im teaching someone new
astral laurel
In any case, I have given her oil and she seems to be running nicer now
thick coyote
Today it told me that it wanted oil.
Smh feeding your car oil addiction
nocturne bloom
I will never understand how people get their cars to devour oil
tawdry edge
what do i get in return?
Pats
modest flume
I don't mind helping if you want someone
dire kayak
you get it in 10 minutes
tawdry edge
pallid badger
OMFG I JUST HAD A CANON EVENT
I was watching a video about Darktide lore and my dad walks in the room, takes a look at Hadron and says "Son is that Warhammer 40k" and I asked him how'd he know what Warhammer was and he just goes and dumps me the most niche dad lore ever and goes "oh yeah there's was a store right down the street where I grew up and I liked painting figurines with friends when I was your age" I guess Warhammer is generational now lmfao
modest flume
I was watching a video about Darktide lore and my dad walks in the room, takes a...
Congratulations
dire kayak
I was watching a video about Darktide lore and my dad walks in the room, takes a...
i mean warhammer is like 50 years old
modest flume
Genuinely epic 
dire kayak
Counter argument. I pat for free
even better argument
green vector
That sagara freak unblocked me just to DM me then block me again
More spine in a fucking jellyfish
modest flume
who
pallid badger
i mean warhammer is like 50 years old
He said this was between 1987 to 1993
little marten
Sorry licht
nocturne bloom
Also if your car has no oil I highly suggest looking into it overheating or leaking
nocturne bloom
Putting more in it is only a temporary fix
green vector
*who*
Guy the other day asking for help to do 100 missions with no downs, started acting weird as fuck in my dms when I offered to help then came in here sperging the fuck out about this server being full of assholes
little marten
Define weird af
knotty terrace
Hello chat
tawdry edge
green vector
Define weird af
Blaming me for him dying on the lowest difficulty
dire kayak
literally me
knotty terrace
These petrol/gas prices huh they are getting pretty bad
little marten
Blaming me for him dying on the lowest difficulty
lol
dire kayak
Guy the other day asking for help to do 100 missions with no downs, started acti...
ohhh i know who youre talking about now
what did he dm you?
green vector
He unblocked me said look I found someone who wasn't an asshole to get the achievement posted a screenshot then blocked me again
Bros got worms in his brain
knotty terrace
Guy the other day asking for help to do 100 missions with no downs, started acti...
I mean we all got an asshole doesn’t mean we need to be an asshole
little marten
I don’t trust anyone who plays lower than auric
restive cairn
that trophy for 100 flawless y'all are talking about. does it have to be consecutive?
green vector
I don’t trust anyone who plays lower than auric <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
I'm never playing with people I don't actively talk to in this server from now on
green vector
that trophy for 100 flawless y'all are talking about. does it have to be consecu...
No
dire kayak
I don’t trust anyone who plays lower than auric <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
i play lower than auric
restive cairn
oh that's nice
dire kayak
i play damnation
green vector
i play lower than auric <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
Noob
Damnation is harder cause there's way more chuds
little marten
i play lower than auric <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
🫵😂
stuck crescent
Damnation is harder cause there's way more chuds <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
Honestly had worse experiences on heresy
Bad luck, I guess
green vector
Ye me too
restive cairn
I just unlocked auric. takin a short break but looking forward to trying it. question, is there a large health diff between the game modes, or is it more about enemy density?
little marten
I just unlocked auric. takin a short break but looking forward to trying it. que...
Its not too bad a step up tbh
green vector
Damnation to auric is way easier than heresy to damnation
stuck crescent
Heresy is a shithole
Weirdly, also where I've ran into the most krieg vets
modest flume
Guy the other day asking for help to do 100 missions with no downs, started acti...
but why though
restive cairn
copy that. dam isn't terribly difficult, just as you said earlier lots of chuds. I want to try more havoc but cant find a 2nd person to play with so I'm stuck with the 2 havoc runs I've completed
stuck crescent
Guy the other day asking for help to do 100 missions with no downs, started acti...
Krieg behaviour
Bet they like the black templars
green vector
<:Hmm:889032126622728192> but why though
He died and blamed me then also went ballistic when I asked him to change to shout vet instead of stealth cause we were speedrunning train and I was stealth zealot
modest flume
I just unlocked auric. takin a short break but looking forward to trying it. que...
Auric is just higher intensity
little marten
How do you go down on sedition with stealth wtf
modest flume
Auric and Damnation have same healthpools
little marten
Was he level 30??
tired inlet
He died and blamed me then also went ballistic when I asked him to change to sho...
imagine grinding train 100 times for a penance
green vector
How do you go down on sedition with stealth wtf
Yeah
tired inlet
might as well stab yourself through the skull
little marten
Fucking wild lmao
green vector
230 hours played
Wanna know why he didn't wanna change?
Cause he's never played shout vet
A class where you push button and get yellow toughness
little marten
🤦♀️
green vector
restive cairn
lmao that reaction image is getting me
restive cairn
that too but I meant the laugh image
green vector
stuck crescent
restive cairn
yeee that shits good
green vector
inland nexus
Does anyone have that old painting of a french man at a bar with his arm around a chubby woman. I have something really funny but I cant find the image.
green vector
little marten
Yeah just let me take it down from above my fireplace
copper olive
Yo is the cheapest way to get arbite and Scive hum just to get the two directly?
shell goblet
Does anyone have that old painting of a french man at a bar with his arm around ...
need whatever that is tbh
stuck crescent
Does anyone have that old painting of a french man at a bar with his arm around ...
Oh yeah, mate, up to my eyes in those
inland nexus
Oh yeah, mate, up to my eyes in those
Give me the Ye Olde Pawg, chud
stuck crescent
Give me the Ye Olde Pawg, chud
I don't give for free
green vector
copper olive
Yo is the cheapest way to get arbite and Scive hum just to get the two directly?
Anyone got an answer for this
shell goblet
no :c
green vector
Krieg gives sloptop behind Tesco for 99p and a pack of haribos
copper olive
Damn
stuck crescent
Krieg gives sloptop behind Tesco for 99p and a pack of haribos
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
shell goblet
levelling up my wife's (on xbox rip) psyker while she naps bc i love her and wouldn't wish the early level psyker experience on but like 3 of my worst enemies
gloomy tartan
Does anyone have that old painting of a french man at a bar with his arm around ...
I know a painting of a guy in a American diner with a curvy lady with a big ass lol
One of those old school diners
inland nexus
I know a painting of a guy in a American diner with a curvy lady with a big ass ...
That might be the one
stuck crescent
I know a painting of a guy in a American diner with a curvy lady with a big ass ...
..........Why?
gloomy tartan
It’s a guy into curvy gals before it was popular
stuck crescent
No, not that
gloomy tartan
He has his arm around her theirs an a diner alone late at night smiling
Happy couple
stuck crescent
Why do you know of this?
south valve
I'm curious
stuck crescent
I'm sorry
gloomy tartan
Studying diff artists and art
south valve
what's it called?
gloomy tartan
I’ll look it up and post a link
south valve
(out of love for art, of course)
gloomy tartan
It might be a Norman Rockwell painting
cobalt lichen
a r t
gloomy tartan
It resembles that style
shell goblet
i'm trying to think of what you're talking about but all that comes to my mind is Nighthawks by Edward Hopper
which is definitely not the one
oak nexus
Best sticker on disc
stuck crescent
How's everyone's day going?
stuck crescent
Bought paints, and pipe tobacco
stuck crescent
All the controversy around steel legion has me in the mood to paint
south valve
I passed my driving theory test yesterday so that's cool
stuck crescent
Very cool
south valve
literally the exact amount of marks needed to pass
cobalt lichen
I passed my driving theory test yesterday so that's cool
Hell yeah
stuck crescent
Rad af, if i do say
gloomy tartan
Nvm it’s a YouTube channel about historical art not a insta
south valve
Rad af, if i do say
Ty!
gloomy tartan
I’ll see if I. An find th at painting
green vector
levelling up my wife's (on xbox rip) psyker while she naps bc i love her and wou...
We gotta play more expeditions
gloomy tartan
Oh wow Heres another painting I forgot
Some princess painting the outline of a guys shadow so she can have soemthing to remember him by if he dies at war
gloomy tartan
green vector
Tf is twin lance
gloomy tartan
I’ll see if I can find the one y’all was talking bout tho
dire kayak
Tf is twin lance
the new t'au mini
dire kayak
ill never tell
stuck crescent
Deffo tory
green vector
hazy kestrel
As an outsider looking in, all I know about British politics is that “Tories bad.”
dire kayak
whats a tory?
hazy kestrel
No idea
green vector
Tories bad reform worse
stuck crescent
As an outsider looking in, all I know about British politics is that “Tories bad...
Tory are rich Conservatives
green vector
whats a tory?
The reason Britain is such a shithole
Ran it into the ground for 14 years
hazy kestrel
Tory are rich Conservatives
Ah, so the equivalent of the Republican clown convention over here across the pond.
green vector
Ah, so the equivalent of the Republican clown convention over here across the po...
Ye
stuck crescent
Lots of tory pms left to join reform
green vector
Clown ass mfs
dire kayak
amber delta
serene dune
Is it normal to use the talent tree in a way that disconnects a section but its still usable
stuck crescent
Explain
serene dune
Mmm lemme show instead hold on
visual plover
Someone can help to rush a map for a penance?
stuck crescent
Mmm lemme show instead hold on
Post in the class chats
dire kayak
stuck crescent
Warhammer and Crusader Kings have best community for humor
Depends on the crusader kings community
jaunty path
It feels like a bad copy from vermintide
stuck crescent
Elder kings is bad
jaunty path
except that one had a way more cooler telegraph
little marten
The fart storm sucks
little marten
Good for escaping
little marten
OK I WONT AGREE WITH YOU BYE 🙋♂️
jaunty path
OK I WONT AGREE WITH YOU BYE 🙋♂️
i thought you meant the tornado in vermintide
cuz like
fart, green, get it?
little marten
No the shitty sand one
jaunty path
Oh
wise depot
jaunty path
we're on the same page then
yeah I do not like it dude
Like
its an obstacle in the most annoying way
Sometimes you just can't avoid it is the problem
sometimes its just on the fucking objective
I think one objective requires you to literally get thrown by the storm to get on where you need to be
which is SHIT
and
I am not a fan of the parkour
like
??
are people really bought in by this
the cliffs
the cliffs are goddamn annoying
jaunty path
people make for a jump and just dont survive
jaunty path
wha
jaunty path
4 amputee?
gloomy tartan
Quadruple amputee cornhole champion
So no arms or legs
Cornhole champion
Owns a car
gloomy tartan
Oh my YouTube for you page
jaunty path
he cant drive it right
hazy kestrel
the cliffs
The sudden pits of doom have killed me way too many times
gloomy tartan
A professional cornhole champion who was espn
hazy kestrel
Maybe I need to open my eyes more, but they’re annoying
sleek harness
Oh my YouTube for you page
Let us see the video come on
sleek harness
Link me the post
hazy kestrel
I think one objective requires you to literally get thrown by the storm to get o...
Is this objective a really tall tower?
There’s parkour things and a ladder on the top. No tornado needed.
gloomy tartan
Like it gives me so many questions
jaunty path
no it was short
visual vortex
The headline is so fucking crazy
Top comment is talking about it being an Onion Article
gloomy tartan
Like missus said can he drive his car?
sleek harness
"His fingerprints were not found on the weapon, your honor"
gloomy tartan
Top comment is talking about it being an Onion Article
Oh thank god lol
visual vortex
Also ngl if I died by a quadruple amputee
I deserved it
That is natural selection
sleek harness
Skill issue
gloomy tartan
Inside the amputees car
sleek harness
How did you not suspect the 4 amputee wouldn't have a plan to kill you
visual vortex
How does shit like this even happen
gloomy tartan
He was on espn
That’s a red flag
He’s a champion at cornhole tossing
That’s another red flag
visual vortex
Did he like straddle their waist and beat them with nubs?
gloomy tartan
I’ll read the article one moment
visual vortex
How was the corpse found
sleek harness
He just used his pysker powers that he won at the cornhole tossing league
visual vortex
That's the biggest question
sleek harness
Dead
visual vortex
Keyword: corpse
shell goblet
We gotta play more expeditions <:pogryn:961977701533614130>
we should !!! idk when my wife is gonna wake up from her nap but we're prolly gonna be on tn
sleek harness
Dead
gloomy tartan
Oh wait it wants me to download soemtning blah I won’t read the article
sleek harness
Dead
visual vortex
Stab wounds?
gloomy tartan
Also he was accused of shooting the person
little marten
JUST ACCEPT THE COOKIES BRO
visual vortex
Strong ass tongue
gloomy tartan
I’ll read what the post said
QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE CORNHOLE CHAMPION FACING MURDER CHARGES IN FATAL SHOOTING
that’s the headline bruh
sleek harness
JUST ACCEPT THE COOKIES BRO
"WHY DID YOU MADE ME DO THIS?!"
visual vortex
☺️
tired steeple
The guy’s capable of shooting as well so yeah he genuinely could have
visual vortex
I cant believe i am forced to live in this timeline
tired steeple
He has videos of him firing guns
gloomy tartan
It says he was in espn on 2023
gloomy tartan
He has videos of him firing guns
No fucking way
visual vortex
He has videos of him firing guns
With his tongue?
gloomy tartan
Maybe he has a gun limb
tired steeple
No he somehow can just shoot guns without arms
gloomy tartan
But
sleek harness
Maybe he has a gun limb
He is the gun
gloomy tartan
How
visual vortex
He is the gun
Look at those muscular nubs
tired steeple
Maybe there’s like a functioning finger at the end of them
coarse mauve
is there any info on frame gen being repaired?
visual vortex
Maybe there’s like a functioning finger at the end of them
A single digit
visual vortex
What
gloomy tartan
He fled after the shooting
tired steeple
Regardless there’s videos of him shooting guns so he’s very capable of shooting and killing a guy
pure lodge
You ever see Mulberry St. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulberry_Street_(film))...
Hell no
tired steeple
okay that
visual vortex
He fled after the shooting
😌
tired steeple
How
gloomy tartan
To Virginia
pure lodge
I think Warhammer fantasy has such interesting factions
tired steeple
That one makes me go fucking “how”
visual vortex
I'm really trying guys
gloomy tartan
It says he fled to virgins
pure lodge
Like the lizardmen and vampires, are they chaos aligned too?
visual vortex
No wonder people in movies in funny timelines are always so tired
south valve
Like the lizardmen and vampires, are they chaos aligned too?
Lizard men fight against chaos
Vampires are more neutral ig
jaunty path
Like the lizardmen and vampires, are they chaos aligned too?
You can check the warhammer fantasy page
tired steeple
There was an archer who held the bow with his foot and fired with his mouth
pure lodge
Why would them
Idk, that’s why am asking
tired steeple
Since he has no arms
gloomy tartan
He was accused of doing it in Maryland then fleeing to Virginia
pure lodge
Lizard men fight against chaos <:thumbsup_ogryn:1063452727302180926>
Ohh thats cool
visual vortex
Since he has no arms
This man has no arms or legs
sleek harness
You can check the warhammer fantasy page
Rude
visual vortex
He was accused of doing it in Maryland then fleeing to Virginia
By femur nubs?
gloomy tartan
He has 4 nubs
tired steeple
Yeah I know just something I was reminded of
sleek harness
Missus the Destroyer being rude
visual vortex
This guy must be like a god or something
pure lodge
You can check the warhammer fantasy page
I like asking the experts here, they probably know fantasy more than i do
tired steeple
Maybe he had assistance? He showed up, shot, then got driven away
visual vortex
Imagine seeing a quad-amputee waddling past you rlly fast
gloomy tartan
He is accused of shooting the front passanger of HIS vehicle
tired steeple
Or maybe he
gloomy tartan
HIS vehicle
south valve
Missus the Destroyer being rude
Destroyer of social etiquette
gloomy tartan
So he fled in his car I assume
gloomy tartan
It’s his car
sleek harness
<#745324840097153167>
Missus the Rude Destroyer
gloomy tartan
He shot his passanger fatally supposedly
visual vortex
So he fled in his car I assume
This implies
tired steeple
does it have like auto pilot
gloomy tartan
It was his own car
visual vortex
Biting the wheel
south valve
Like, okay, I can kinda see how a quadruple amputee can drive
They make cars for disabled people
But I don’t know if they make them for people THAT disabled
sleek harness
They make cars for disabled people
Like the Iphone Car?
visual vortex
But I don’t know if they make them for people THAT disabled
And if it wasnt a self driving
south valve
Not sure
gloomy tartan
They accused of fatally shooting the front passanger of their vehicle during a heated argument
sleek harness
Turns out the car seat was someone
gloomy tartan
Then fleeing to Virginia
visual vortex
Turns out the car seat was someone
This makes sense
south valve
Why are you lot talking about murders anyway?
visual vortex
I like my version of the story where he flees on nubs
south valve
Or is it homicide technically
visual vortex
And waddles on the side of the road
gloomy tartan
Because the headline was crazy
I ment no rudeness sorey
Just sounded like some the onion post
south valve
I like my version of the story where he flees on nubs
“Armed and on the run”
gloomy tartan
He’s a cornhole champion
visual vortex
The headline is so impossible to scroll past
tired steeple
Because this is a crazy ass murder
south valve
Dark joke, I’m sorry
gloomy tartan
Yeah it’s impossible to scroll past
tired steeple
Like I’ve heard some weird killings right
south valve
I ment no rudeness sorey
Oh I’m just curious, dw
visual vortex
Like I’ve heard some weird killings right
The owl murdering the woman
south valve
You’re not rude
visual vortex
But this might take the cake for me
tired steeple
Oh I didn’t hear if that lmao
gloomy tartan
Dude with only nubs who’s a champion at cornhole tossing and was on espn accused of fatally shooting the front passanger of his vehicle in Maryland then fleeing to Virginia
Like that’s a wtf sentence
That makes you think bro
tired steeple
It sounds like a joke
visual vortex
Oh I didn’t hear if that lmao
It's a theory that a barn owl murdered a woman by making her fall down the stairs and snapping her neck
south valve
Dude with only nubs who’s a champion at cornhole tossing and was on espn accused...
👀 👀 👀
gloomy tartan
Like how the fuck does he drive and shoot
tired steeple
It's a theory that a barn owl murdered a woman by making her fall down the stair...
Oh that’s pretty sad
I mean so is
Murder
south valve
How did he fire the gun?
visual vortex
EXACTLY
gloomy tartan
Exactly
visual vortex
HOW
tired steeple
There’s videos of him firing guns
south valve
Does he have Samuel arm guns?
tired steeple
He does it… somehow
visual vortex
DID HE USE HIS TONGUE
south valve
Samus*
south valve
Autocorrect
nocturne bloom
Like how the fuck does he drive and shoot
They do make ways to shoot for no hands
visual vortex
Shoots normally
how long does it take
tired steeple
Again I’m guessing he has a finger or something at the end of his half arms
gloomy tartan
Magos you sound like someone who saw eldritch horror
Your like no trust me he really can shoot guns
tired steeple
He had good form too, as good as his form can be
south valve
Again I’m guessing he has a finger or something at the end of his half arms
A prosthetic maybe?
tired steeple
Maybe
south valve
Even then, it’d be super difficult
gloomy tartan
Oh good point
It didn’t say if he used prosthetics
He could totally just have 4 of them
They just wrote it like he used ninja moves
south valve
Insert joke about pirates that I don’t wanna say because that feels disrespectful
gloomy tartan
Wakanda didn’t stop 9 11
wide rover
yo who looking to do expeditions
pure lodge
In terms of fighting chaos at least
So like they usually don’t fight chaos most of the time
south valve
I think?
gloomy tartan
Hog warts is the Illuminati
south valve
I’m really not the best person to be giving facts about this stuff tbh
wide rover
HEY PETER
gloomy tartan
They allow stuff to happen
visual vortex
Atp Onion is going out of business
gloomy tartan
They can control the world
wide rover
hey peter'
tired steeple
This guy is just a suspect btw it’s still possible he didn’t commit the murder
south valve
They could probably solve world hunger or something
jaunty path
can fatshark ever just fucking cut it out with visual effects
wide rover
hey peter
south valve
This guy is just a suspect btw it’s still possible he didn’t commit the murder
I WANT TO BELIEVE
gloomy tartan
The CIA created the WU-TANG Clan to scare white people
nocturne bloom
can fatshark ever just fucking cut it out with visual effects
I want to see you play BL3
wide rover
hey peter
visual vortex
This guy is just a suspect btw it’s still possible he didn’t commit the murder
If he committed the murder i am more surprised
jaunty path
I want to see you play BL3
fact you say this makes me not wanna play it now lmfao
wide rover
hey peter
jaunty path
noise shut the fuck up
gloomy tartan
Abandon the destroyer can’t read and drinks piss
visual vortex
Hey peter
gloomy tartan
I’m spitting straight facts
south valve
wide rover
skibidi
gloomy tartan
Missus did that first
jaunty path
Hey did you know Abadon turned a guy into a toilet once
he did skibidi toilet first..
the og skibdii..
visual vortex
Hey did you know Abadon turned a guy into a toilet once
They did that to someone in a video game once
south valve
Abaddon the de-soiler
gloomy tartan
She sold the toilet to dale Earnhardt
tired steeple
No he like attached tubes to the guy’s mouth so that every toilet on the ship goes to it
limpid vigil
Hey did you know Abadon turned a guy into a toilet once
You sure it was abbadon and not abidet?
tired steeple
Hahaha
cobalt lichen
evening nerds
tired steeple
Heheh
empty needle
Is it me or is there literally nobody playing the game right now
Not a single auric game in party finder
tired steeple
No he like attached tubes to the guy’s mouth so that every toilet on the ship go...
So I guess he turned him into plumbing
limpid vigil
Proud of that one i am
visual vortex
Is it me or is there literally nobody playing the game right now
It's cuz im not on
wide rover
so listiin u looking to play expeditioms
jaunty path
Is it me or is there literally nobody playing the game right now
tuesday is maintence day
cobalt lichen
Is it me or is there literally nobody playing the game right now
I’m grinding havoc specifically for the helmet cosmetic
wide rover
hyey peter
empty needle
I’m grinding havoc specifically for the helmet cosmetic
It's not even time yet
visual vortex
Oh god
limpid vigil
Speaking of expeditions - if you play the one with the dog pack on heresy or above - i pray for you
gloomy tartan
Missus stole my surfing pikachu
visual vortex
To 100% complete this gane i have to play havoc
limpid vigil
Speaking of expeditions - if you play the one with the dog pack on heresy or abo...
I just cannot
visual vortex
Speaking of expeditions - if you play the one with the dog pack on heresy or abo...
Gamma?
limpid vigil
Call me a coward or whatever i do not care i cannot be bothered
visual vortex
That's just India with their rabid dogs
south valve
Missus stole my surfing pikachu
Love him or love him, he’s spitting straight facts
gloomy tartan
That's just India with their rabid dogs
Bro what lmao
limpid vigil
Any other mission? I can clutch. I know what to buy and i know what to do. Gamma? Fuck that
visual vortex
That's just India with their rabid dogs
limpid vigil
Any other mission? I can clutch. I know what to buy and i know what to do. Gamma...
Still gotta do it like 3 more times for all the node unlocks
south valve
That's just India with their rabid dogs
Try for reverting your pfp btw
The other one was disturbing
visual vortex
It wasnt that bad
south valve
visual vortex
This one is the right amount of both
visual vortex
It wasnt?
south valve
The turtle one?
visual vortex
You just have a dirty mind
limpid vigil
The turtle one?
The worm one
visual vortex
It comes from a textbook based off evolution
south valve
Oh
south valve
I didn’t see that one, I don’t think
visual vortex
I had a worm one?
limpid vigil
I had a worm one?
Yes.
dire kayak
hey joe
limpid vigil
I had a worm one?
The one that looked like the dune worm guy but phallic
visual vortex
Oh
gloomy tartan
Hey guys
visual vortex
No that wasnt anything like that
gloomy tartan
Is Peter griffin strong or weak
visual vortex
You just have a dirty mind
gloomy tartan
🧠
visual vortex
It was a textbook of evolution
limpid vigil
No that wasnt anything like that
I hope it wasn't
visual vortex
The page was about turtles
south valve
Is Peter griffin strong or weak
He could beat Goku
visual vortex
Evolution based off of how humans wouldve evolved if they replaced other animals?
visual vortex
What the heck are they showing you guys
Showing me?
Funny joke
It was a japanese textbook
south valve
This is why I only read creationist textbooks
limpid vigil
Yeah nope i'm out
Brb gonna lick a weird mushroom to learn the name of god so i can blackmail him to make me forget
Goodnight!
jaunty path
gn
visual vortex
Dw ill send the full page to you
south valve
It’s Steve or something
visual vortex
Sweet dreams
tired steeple
Lots of yuri on my twitter feed today
jaunty path
my monitor is really only getting worse
south valve
Lots of yuri on my twitter feed today
Take this as a good sign
south valve
That's what He wants you to think
EVIL God
limpid vigil
Lots of yuri on my twitter feed today
Yuri on ice or the gay manga/anime genre?
Though i suppose both work
visual vortex
I thought you were gojng to sleep
limpid vigil
I thought you were gojng to sleep
Was - yuri was mentioned so i need to know what kind
Then sleep
south valve
Red pill or blue pill (yaoi or yuri)
jaunty path
the only thing twitter is good for is porn