general-chat

[fallen tree]

math was my strong point

[fleet beacon]

im too damn old

[fallen tree]

[copper siren]

the fk is that pfp HAAH

[tired steeple]

I was born in 1803

[void lark]

I started in the 90's
Mathuselah gaming

[copper siren]

nah u a fossil

[fleet beacon]

i remember when malcador was around

[south valve]

Unc grew up in a workhouse

[tired inlet]

2016 lasted 10 additional years

it's still 2016 to this day

[fallen tree]

with the right math you could be 20 forever

[tired inlet]

it'll be 2016 for years to come

[south valve]

With the wrong math

[fallen tree]

its not 1am i swear

[fleet beacon]

you're right its almost 1 pm

[limber light]

2016??? it's still 2011 buddy

[void lark]

I heard the 360/ps3 are officialy considered retro gaming gear now

[fallen tree]

[tired inlet]

This guy's at the antipole of EDT

[void lark]

Feels bad man

[tired inlet]

he's got that Papua New Guinea time

he's got that Tasmanian Time

He's got that Christchurch New Zealand time

he's got that Midway Island Iwo Jima time

[limber light]

it's like 4 am rn in Tasmania

isnt it

[jaunty path]

if you played mgs on the og console im sorry but youre old

[limber light]

my first pokemon was the first pokemon game(s)

[void lark]

I remember using the back of my game box to check in the radio code

[jaunty path]

Oh right thats a thing

yeah

[little marten]

Ok gamers

[south valve]

Skyrim skeleton

[jaunty path]

that was to avoid piracy

it only worked

a little bit

[brazen pelican]

Finally ready, cunt?!

[south valve]

"RAAA"

[jaunty path]

but the internet exists

and you can just

look at the code in the fucking store

lmao

[void lark]

I miss those days

[jaunty path]

was game faq a thing??

prolly a thing in like

2005

[little marten]

Yeah just EATING a roll up

[void lark]

I used to buy those gaming magazines with stuff like that in them

[brazen pelican]

Absolutely scarfin it down, eh?

[jaunty path]

1995

[south valve]

i'm fr an eater

[tired inlet]

woofin' it up

[jaunty path]

I had like 2 of those

(im 20)

[south valve]

I'm so hungry, I could eat a-

[void lark]

Actual useful tips and such, not the tabloid bullcrap you see on gaming platforms now

[south valve]

🐴

[jaunty path]

Im thinking shit like game informer

[tired inlet]

sloppy steak

[little marten]

Chugging the smoke down

[void lark]

Some of them came with demo discs for upcoming games

[little marten]

I used to get the old Xbox magazines

[somber stream]

Nurgle standard time, now = 30 minutes, maybe more

[little marten]

Came with demos it was the shit

[stuck crescent]

Pasta with sauce

[little marten]

I’m only 1 minute late atm

2

[void lark]

Did you guys ever get gaming CDs as the toys in your morning cereals?

[limber zealot]

The gaming industry used to be good

[little marten]

Fuck yeah

[limber zealot]

It's honestly kinda fucked up for Gen Alpha man

[little marten]

Desperados 2

[limber zealot]

Gen Z at least got to see the tail end of society not being fucked to death by monopolies

[tired steeple]

wasn't uhh what's the game called with that

chex quest

[limber zealot]

Everyone born after 2010 is just fucked

[tired steeple]

that was a agme that came in cereal boxes

[limber zealot]

They don't get to have any good things

[little marten]

Just choking the company cloud server by uploading a months worth of content at once

[south valve]

Me when I don't know what anyone is talking about rn

[green vector]

Toys in cereal was bussing

[void lark]

They were

[woven sigil]

Yup

[void lark]

Even the McDonald's toys were the shit

[green vector]

Now you get books and shit

[void lark]

Now the kids get a shit ahh book or a puzzle

[south valve]

I don't think gen alpha kids even can read

[green vector]

I remember when kinder egg toys used to be good

[void lark]

I have a McDonald's toy older than most people here ans the batteries still work

A rayman themed one

[green vector]

Based

[stuck crescent]

Soo, uh, anyone think spurs will go down this season?

[green vector]

Football sucks ass

[stuck crescent]

I have no idea what we're talking about

[brazen pelican]

Imagine being able to read, like a nerd.

[fallen tree]

videogame rayman? those games were tough as shit back then

[stuck crescent]

You suck ass

[south valve]

fr fr ong

[green vector]

[void lark]

Yes to both your question ans your statement

[stuck crescent]

[woven sigil]

They were great ngl

Peak gaming years

[obtuse oak]

They also broke

[fallen tree]

final mission, riding the rocket in the volcano? maybe rayman 2? idr

[obtuse oak]

People complain about the state of gaming now but both Rayman 1 and 2 had game breaking bugs on my pc that meant I never finished them

[brazen pelican]

Haven't been watching PL for a while, does Man U still suck?

[obtuse oak]

Always

[south valve]

Nostalgia does things to your brain

ig

[fallen tree]

i cant remember the bugs per se, but the whole game was clunky as heck

[void lark]

Skill issue
Finished rayman when I was about 5 years old

[fallen tree]

i still can see the final mission in my minds eye

[stuck crescent]

Sadly, no. They Amorin (their manger) because he called himself a manger and their in the top three

[green vector]

Any abes odyssey enjoyers

[brazen pelican]

[void lark]

I should get them on gog, they are prob 20ct a piece with the spring sales

[fallen tree]

old games on sale for 2 dollar is sick

[void lark]

Absolutely

[little marten]

Ok I’m on lol

[void lark]

Oddworld was an absolute banger my guy

[stuck crescent]

Its crazy, sacking your terrible manger can make you better. HINT, HINT, LIVERPOOL

[little marten]

Can’t comms atm I’m afraid

[fallen tree]

ppl should play tiberian sun, so peak

better than ra2 imo

[brazen pelican]

Because it's chewsday, innit?

[void lark]

My childhood right there

[somber stream]

I can do 1 match

@obtuse oak Wanna join?

[brazen pelican]

Who would've thought?!

[little marten]

No cause the rat I call a partner is sitting next to me

Trying to tell me how to optimise my work

[somber stream]

wtf tell her to go to her room

[brazen pelican]

Kick them out. Tell them it's gametime.

[fallen tree]

partner

[little marten]

She’s a soyboybetacuck who works after her allotted time

[fallen tree]

sry i was larping

[green vector]

What a fucking beta

[little marten]

Literally

[brazen pelican]

Is she at least hot?

[somber stream]

Bet she works with numbers

[little marten]

Not particularly

Might need an upgrade

[green vector]

bruh

BRUH

[brazen pelican]

You have shit taste.

[little marten]

Lmaooo

[somber stream]

Oi

[stuck crescent]

Oi

[brazen pelican]

Oi

[somber stream]

It's the personality that count innit

[brazen pelican]

That is covered by working after hours.

[somber stream]

I bet she buy games

[fallen tree]

at least ur maybe honest, but i always trust nurgle

[brazen pelican]

Nurgle Gamer has never lied.

[little marten]

I know better than to glaze my gf on the internet

[somber stream]

HAAAANK

[brazen pelican]

Can't have people think you actually like her, like a beta.

[little marten]

Ikr

[south valve]

Ollie Ollie Ollie

[brazen pelican]

I thought a partner was something you had to passive-aggressively torture, kinda like kids.

[little marten]

Given I can’t eat dinner without getting it down me I think she’s sufficiently suffering for her choices

[somber stream]

I glaze mine whenever i can
👉 👈

[south valve]

Oh it's ogy

[brazen pelican]

Anyway, I am in-game and ready.

[south valve]

my life is a lie

[fallen tree]

nurgle more chad than khorne? looks like it

[brazen pelican]

BUT WOULD SHE LOVE YOU IF YOU WERE A WORM?!

[little marten]

Who is assembling

Licht coming too right ?

[brazen pelican]

I could, if I get codes.

[little marten]

Knew he couldn’t resist

[somber stream]

Yeah i'll do 1 game

[green vector]

im squidward watching spongebob and patrick play rn

[somber stream]

I've been focus maxxing this entire time i'll have you know

[brazen pelican]

You're Ronald, right?

[brazen pelican]

Imagine being able to focus. Fucking normie.

[fallen tree]

moving to eu for better squads one day

[obtuse oak]

Alas, no time

[little marten]

yes

thats me

[somber stream]

Kids!

Look at 'im, no time

That's what happen when you have spawns

[brazen pelican]

Invited.

[swift marlin]

Do we have an idea about when the next hotfix should go live ?

[limber light]

before 2027

[brazen pelican]

If Hank can't, do we have a spot?

[swift marlin]

Nice

[fallen tree]

after manual super swim iirc

[somber stream]

1 open, yeah

[jaunty path]

I should make a unity mascot horror game and get big money

[brazen pelican]

@green vector Invited.

[green vector]

im going to work in 10 mins

[jaunty path]

When fatshark plays the game

[green vector]

[jaunty path]

quit ur job

[brazen pelican]

Noob.

[fallen tree]

it seems so easy in concept but..

[limber light]

anyways remember when the daemonhost first dropped together with the lights out condition

[jaunty path]

garden of banban

makes money cuz its shit

[limber light]

it's literally just gambling

[fallen tree]

slop is slop

[limber light]

hope your game gets picked up by content farms

[somber stream]

No i notice Neuro been talking about splitting

Let's try

[fallen tree]

neurosama?

[somber stream]

Who?

[brazen pelican]

Vtuber, I think.

[limber light]

the ai vtuber?

[somber stream]

Oh i don't watch a lot of toober

Save for Gura and that kettle girl

[little marten]

SOMEONE COME PLAY AURIC EXPEDITIONS EU SERVER THANKS

[fallen tree]

great i outed myself again

[jaunty path]

expeditions

I value my safety, thanks.

[limber light]

i sure can't wait to watch another gura stream!

[void lark]

I would if I could

[little marten]

BWUCK BWUCK BWUCK

[somber stream]

I know she saba now

[limber light]

i miss fauna

uuuuuuu

[somber stream]

we 3 manning this bitch c'on

[limber light]

play difficult deadside runs ❌
spam heresy runs with 30 minutes on the clock ✔️

[dire kayak]

how i get though

[jaunty path]

auric runs

[tired inlet]

You mean Saba Sameko and Henya the Genius

[somber stream]

Oh she Henya now?

Thanks for the info

[limber light]

making you do an auric run with storms

[jaunty path]

thats not bad

only annoying thing are mutants

[limber light]

with the platforming sites

(the storms can grab you from buildings)

(killing you instantly)

[jaunty path]

are we still talking- oh

expeditions suck cock

[tired inlet]

Pikamee? Yeah.

[limber light]

they're more fun than the snoozefest that is mortis trials

[jaunty path]

lowbar

another thing i dont like

is ppl spaming ping

i shoot ppl who do that

like vro be quiet

and like

the payoff aint worth it

[limber light]

i will spam ping if you dont get into the sanctuary

[jaunty path]

see

more reason not to play

lmao

[limber light]

noooo i have to fight the horde noooo

i NEED to waste others time

[serene dune]

Lol

[jaunty path]

control freaks at large in expeditions^

no fun allowed

do what i say

[serene dune]

Just wasting time at extract for no good reason

[limber light]

^

[jaunty path]

i dont like work

[limber light]

got everyone killed award

[serene dune]

The world revolves around me award

[jaunty path]

i don even do that tbh

[limber light]

poxbursters can and will get you through the storm raptor

[tired inlet]

because you can't work it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8

[drowsy lynx]

Saw someone die drop 600 remnants and a reliquary just as the fade out happened due to this once

[limber light]

yuppers

[void lark]

I love him so much

[limber light]

i don't mind people taking longer because i play the longer time node but you really shouldn't do it in the other nodes

[jaunty path]

to be honest i dont even do any of the things you mention

[limber light]

that means you're goated

[jaunty path]

I just think its an unfun mode, i dont get as much freedom

[green vector]

based, same

[jaunty path]

i still dont like being told what to do, and like

the mode is

way too unforgiving.

with all of fatsharks bullshit

[limber light]

elaborate

[jaunty path]

like getting fucking NOTHING if you lose

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

all of your shits gone even if you extract

[obtuse oak]

You should always gas up your babes online, wtf?

[jaunty path]

i wanna do the event, then never touch it again

[drowsy lynx]

It is a bit hilarious they made a game mode that advertises open exploration, but put a timer on it so restrictive that you absolutely cannot check many places beyond major pois

[green vector]

based and true

[green vector]

fatshark be like

[serene dune]

Babes arent chronically online

[jaunty path]

Yeah I try to get everything but ultimately whoever is "the boss" decides that

[uneven ermine]

Be a pal

Glaze your friends

[jaunty path]

and i dont like anyone being the team captain

or some bullshit

[serene dune]

I , I , I

What else

[green vector]

bros got a point

[limber light]

my teams usually split into duos

[jaunty path]

i feel the mode is best done w vc

[wise depot]

lmao unnecessarily? Absolute bs

[jaunty path]

i need to do fomo..

[buoyant loom]

in finland we fomo

[void lark]

In my horde game?
Gross

[jaunty path]

in expeditions

its like

one thing

sure

i still dont like it

but the moment u start trying to boss me around in anything else

im uh

gonna do nothing

[green vector]

[jaunty path]

im so tired

[buoyant loom]

stop being tired

[jaunty path]

vomits blood on you

[buoyant loom]

😹

[limber light]

it's a non issue in the extended time node

[green vector]

im gonna spam ping even more in my next game just for u

[dire kayak]

missus

[limber light]

because you get DOUBLE time

turns the mode way more chill

[serene dune]

Ill probably ping less and run in wrong directions more

[turbid jungle]

Bro im spectating cause i got barreled and this fucking veteran has ship helm sensitivity

[green vector]

console players are funny as fuck to watch

idk how most of them made it past heresy

[serene dune]

Role switchup

[turbid jungle]

Bro hears a dog and goes "HARD TO STARBOARD to make a 90 degree turn

[serene dune]

Console players need ti adjust settings or theyre cooked

[little marten]

U know she caked sly dog

[turbid jungle]

Mf says "FULL BORE AND INTO THE ABYSS" in order to shove a poxburster how tf is this dude in havoc 40

[sage pike]

how is everyone's day going?

[sleek harness]

Heorthu

I am a good console player

Does this break your mind?

[turbid jungle]

Someone should play darktide on a pirate ship steering wheel

[jaunty path]

buying my gurl all the robux 😤

[sleek harness]

I wonder what pirates would think of Darktide

[stone rapids]

They would all main Hive Scum for sure

[ripe cairn]

that its pretty cooool

[marsh iris]

🛌

[jaunty path]

i shoulda said vbucks

[limpid vigil]

got a dumb weapon idea for ogryn - yall wanna hear?

[cosmic burrow]

dawaj

[limpid vigil]

"Thunder hammer" - it's just one of the objective power batteries on a big stick

[ripe cairn]

lmao

[limpid vigil]

Alternatively - a data reliquary on a stick

it could be the alternate mark for it

[void lark]

No

[limpid vigil]

ok buddy no more krak grenades for you

[nocturne bloom]

Controller is actually extremely easy if you use dodging to turn fast

[jaunty path]

skins you alive

[nocturne bloom]

Ive only used roller on DT and I dont really intend to use kbm

[limpid vigil]

i bet controller is goated on hacking minigames

since you can use the dpad

[sleek harness]

Or have high sensitivity

[woven sigil]

Use a dance-pad like a real gamer

[nocturne bloom]

No duh, you can do both

[dire kayak]

hmmmmm

[sleek harness]

"Can I beat Darktide with a Dance-Pad? (Ogryn)"

[dire kayak]

haiii lamia haiii hello

[sleek harness]

And/or

Better for you?

[nocturne bloom]

Hello

[mystic fossil]

folk how are yall still on the chat

[lean warren]

Brawler balling across Atoma, Quirked up Ogryn with a bit of swaws

[nocturne bloom]

No, youre never enough rat, sry

[limpid vigil]

yall missing the bigger picture - beating darktide with guitar hero controller that plays parts of it's ost

on every press

[sleek harness]

You want more of me?

Unbelievable

[nocturne bloom]

Nah, you can stay bite sized

[mystic fossil]

what would even be the easiest build to run?

[sleek harness]

I am not the size of a rat

Dumbass

[nocturne bloom]

Seem it

[woven sigil]

Fatmangus Zealot probably

[lean warren]

Mfw I’m trying to get the 53rd set but my teammates keep getting vaporated in Havoc:

[sleek harness]

I am bigger than a dwarf?

[limpid vigil]

well clearly you are a human sized rat

[sleek harness]

How big? I don't know and care

[mystic fossil]

lol, the captain america arbites is also pretty funny imo

[sleek harness]

Yeah I am Markus Kruber sized

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[nocturne bloom]

Rats arent even bite sized, mice are

[limpid vigil]

Mfw havoc - 💀

[nocturne bloom]

So you're a mouse

🐁

[sleek harness]

Aren't they the same thing

[lean warren]

Havoc is fun when it clicks

Then its ball busting simulator

The Blight:

[mystic fossil]

dawg its FUCKING ROTTEN ARMOR this week, havoc is COOKED

[nocturne bloom]

No

[limpid vigil]

untill the deamonhost summoning guys enter the backrooms and let it fushigi your balls

[sleek harness]

Why do you have knowledge on rats and mices

[ripe cairn]

why not

[nocturne bloom]

Because i live next to mass and new york

[lean warren]

Oh boy I sure love to hit Crusher-

The crunch of funny green armor:

[limpid vigil]

Fun fact - there are 3 disctinct rat species in new york based on where in the city they live

[mystic fossil]

even chorus zealot cant even get enough dmg out

[ripe cairn]

are u a rat enjoyer ?

[mystic fossil]

fahhh i cant post photos in here

[limpid vigil]

yes , i like em cuz they smart and they can drive cars

they like me fr fr

[ripe cairn]

can they ???

[lean warren]

The Mobian Steel beginning bridge is the fucking worst too

[mystic fossil]

its just him, hes a buncha rats in a trench coat

[visual vortex]

No

[ripe cairn]

lol

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[visual vortex]

🤨🕶️🤏

[limpid vigil]

i forgor i was writing and it auto masked the link

my bad

[mystic fossil]

just dont run havoc this week unless you want your weeklies

[limpid vigil]

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20241128-i-taught-rats-to-drive-a-car-and-it-may-help-us-lead-happier-lives

[lean warren]

Stuck in 21 purgatory

[mystic fossil]

SAME

[lean warren]

Yo

[limpid vigil]

why tf does discord do that

[sleek harness]

It might have been porn and we will never know

[lean warren]

Dab me up next week so we can run Havoc together

[sleek harness]

Shame on you

[mystic fossil]

well highest ive beaten is 29 but like.... not on rotten slop

[limpid vigil]

it was not porn

i sent the link

[visual vortex]

Sure

[sleek harness]

Proof?

You can't prove it

[visual vortex]

I am very convinced

[sleek harness]

The link was deleted

[limpid vigil]

it was rat cars skaven

[sleek harness]

This doesn't prove that this link was the hidden link

We will never know

[limpid vigil]

imma put you into a car and crash it

[lean warren]

Anyways isn’t the store fit for psyker like Wesker?

[sleek harness]

Crash where

[visual vortex]

Modern cars are designed for passenger survival

[lean warren]

Or is that Re9 Zeno

I forgot

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[limpid vigil]

who said a modern car

[visual vortex]

Me

[sleek harness]

Throw me at the ocean

[visual vortex]

I did

[limpid vigil]

*into

[visual vortex]

Swim

[sleek harness]

The implication of "car" means the most modern one

[limpid vigil]

no it does not

[sleek harness]

Same thing dude

Just throw me at the ocean

[limpid vigil]

why? you gon gulp it down?

[lean warren]

First thing I’m telling the Genie to do is turn fresh to salt and salt to fresh water

[sleek harness]

It goes from at to into

[visual vortex]

Sweet

More freshwater for me

[somber stream]

@little marten @brazen pelican Good run fellas, back to drawing with me

[lean warren]

Wahoo

[somber stream]

Good luck 🫡

[limpid vigil]

granted - all sea life dies instantly cuz of the non-salinity of the water

[brazen pelican]

Gonna make dinner. :3

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[brazen pelican]

Rat.

[visual vortex]

Not me

[somber stream]

Ooo eat plenty

[visual vortex]

Im built fofferent

[brazen pelican]

I will. :3

[sleek harness]

No just saying hi

[limpid vigil]

fresh water could also include the one comprising your being

[sleek harness]

And also taking your attention

So you lkke

[limpid vigil]

or 90% of it

[sleek harness]

Like

Starve

[brazen pelican]

:<

[visual vortex]

It's a fish eat fish world

[limpid vigil]

so all life dies instantly

[visual vortex]

And im the biggest and bestest fish

[sleek harness]

Not in a mean matter

But if you could starve

I would be grateful

[brazen pelican]

How is wanting me to starve not mean? :<

[mystic fossil]

you just a rashun

[brazen pelican]

Biomass. ..oOwOo..

[little marten]

THOSE RUNS WERE POOP

[dire kayak]

and im very hungry for fish

[brazen pelican]

Yeah. Sorry. :<

[visual vortex]

You're welcome for making most sea creatures extinct

[little marten]

I BLAME FUCKING MANTLE

[little marten]

Not you’re fault

[sleek harness]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I said so

[little marten]

Why can’t my guy jump over a fence

[somber stream]

he forgor

[brazen pelican]

Fuck you. Unwarps your stone.

[sturdy pewter]

how many hours do fellow rejects who have poxbreaker have in the game?

[sleek harness]

Just one?

Okay

[little marten]

My fault tbh I was headless chicken for that

I will train

[brazen pelican]

I felt the splitting up worked on the first map last run. :3

Think I got two objectives done.

[little marten]

It would’ve been fine if I didn’t get stuck unable to mantle a fence

[brazen pelican]

You should try the jumping puzzles with Ogryn.

[visual vortex]

Expeditions?

ALWAYS

[brazen pelican]

Yeah.

[little marten]

😔

[visual vortex]

Split up in duos

Works all the time

[brazen pelican]

I ran objectives solo.

[visual vortex]

Best gamble in gaming history

[mystic fossil]

until on duo gets pounded by crushers

[visual vortex]

Well you have another duo to get you guys

And the crushers are across the map

[little marten]

I got thrown by a chaos spawn into a bulwarks melee and downed by it

Like it batted me out of the air

[brazen pelican]

Teamplay.

[somber stream]

Chaos spawn took its time and BBQ me

[visual vortex]

WE LOVE BULWARKS

This must be site gamma

[brazen pelican]

Bulwarks with with three Crushers behind them all stacked so it looks like one.

[visual vortex]

Such treachery cannot be understated.

[little marten]

The crusher triple stack actually made my burst a blood vessel

[visual vortex]

Krak

[brazen pelican]

"Oh, cool, he attacked, he's open!"

[visual vortex]

Lasgun

[little marten]

THEY WERE INSIDE EACH OTHER

[visual vortex]

Inside?

🤨🕶️🤏

[mystic fossil]

avg nurgle monstrosity

[dire kayak]

i love it when the rager sparm opens me up like a can of sardines

[visual vortex]

Man im so funny

[mystic fossil]

genuinely love 12 ragers

[little marten]

I’m not joking

INSIDE

[visual vortex]

If you headshot the ragers

They die

And they cannot kill you

[brazen pelican]

By Bo Burnham?

[little marten]

❌

[brazen pelican]

I pop Rampage and left click them to death. One-shot them on crits to the head.

[brazen pelican]

Why not? :<

[somber stream]

We'll get 'em next time

[visual vortex]

Licht will carry

Trust

[brazen pelican]

Definitely. Was my only games for the day, so wasn't at my best.

[somber stream]

I died on a pile of fire

[visual vortex]

Put all your expectations on Livht

Licht

[somber stream]

No comms, next time.

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[brazen pelican]

They usually do that to me, yes.

[visual vortex]

What?

[little marten]

I never could get into bo burnham

[dire kayak]

slaaneshi

[brazen pelican]

Like a cage.

[visual vortex]

No

[brazen pelican]

It me.

[little marten]

That’s true the lack of comms and Lichts silky command was the reason we failed

[visual vortex]

The cultists kill you

[dire kayak]

haiiiii haiiiiii haiiiiii hellooo helllooooo

[brazen pelican]

I usually don't communicate well. :<

[little marten]

Blame my NOT caked up big booty latin gf

[brazen pelican]

Henlo!

[visual vortex]

Now if I was there

One marker direction snd POI highlighted

50 mile dash to it

[brazen pelican]

My favorite.

[visual vortex]

People can follow me if they want

[brazen pelican]

+50% dodge distance talent and elevation is the funniest shit.

[visual vortex]

But i will always get downed and yell at them

[little marten]

I haven’t adjusted to being a productive expeditionary yet

I just like to KILL

[stuck crescent]

I blame the krieg

[little marten]

He was wearing krieg set 🤔

[compact cloak]

Leveling is suffering. 4 wipes on MALICE, friend matchmakes me into auric at level 18 and win on the first go only falling like (twice) and needing no revives.

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[mystic fossil]

folk.... auric at 18??

[compact cloak]

I have like 400 hours on the game, I can handle auric pretty well even leveling!

[mystic fossil]

oh..

new class?

or just for fun

[compact cloak]

Yep, recently got hive scum

[tired steeple]

Now we gay & like boys 💀

[visual vortex]

Wait really?

[compact cloak]

and its been absolutely insufferable to play on malice

[mystic fossil]

is it worth the full price?

[visual vortex]

@somber stream were you wearing krieg?

[compact cloak]

literally me

[compact cloak]

sadly, yes

[mystic fossil]

waiting for ts to go on discount

[somber stream]

...no?

[visual vortex]

@little marten i should skin you alive for defaming licht like this

[compact cloak]

I was waiting for discount, but I wanted to try the incursionas nd I am quite tired of playing the same characters

[somber stream]

I was wearing French version of Krieg

[visual vortex]

Which is that

[somber stream]

L'Guerre

#darktide-driptide message

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAHHHHHH (but less)

[ripe cairn]

😭 what

[somber stream]

hon hon

🥖 🍷

[stuck crescent]

Honestly think blue looks better on krieg

Stands out on the table

[visual vortex]

I use

Moebian 6th loyalist

Or Arlo's fit

[ripe cairn]

what are the % on weapons ? what do they mean ?

[visual vortex]

Because i am a basic bitch

[somber stream]

I did a sketch for that not too long ago

[visual vortex]

This is why you're my favorite child

[void lark]

They are here to feed your gambling addiction

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

Was thinking about a Shield-Axe variant for Vet

[visual vortex]

I wish i could draw that well

[cosmic burrow]

im doubtful vet will ever get a shield

[visual vortex]

The only image ive drawn from the past year in my free time for fun was a fish guy outline

Hated it and never touched it again

👍

[somber stream]

Gotta start somewhere

[visual vortex]

Im more of a poet guy

Except only poet for myself

None of you freaks get it

[limpid vigil]

Do you guys thin Neopsilitan is good enough of a pun name for a psyker ?

[visual vortex]

Because i destroy the work afterwards

[orchid lynx]

Id like a plasma pistol

[visual vortex]

I dont get it

[limpid vigil]

It's like my name except i replaced the politan part with PSI-litan

[somber stream]

Even more dakka please

[mystic fossil]

if no one sees the tree in the forest fall....

[visual vortex]

Oh

I dont get it

Im sure it's funny to someone

[ripe cairn]

what would be the best melee class ?

[visual vortex]

Veteran

[void lark]

Vet needs a melta and a hotshot lasgun asap

[cosmic burrow]

zealot

[mystic fossil]

top three are zealot, arbites, and ogryn

[visual vortex]

Top three are veteran, veteran, veteran

[ripe cairn]

i think someone likes veteran

[mystic fossil]

vet melee is GARBAGE

[cosmic burrow]

because of 1 weapon may i add

[visual vortex]

Double barrel tac axe

Juggler keystone

[brazen pelican]

Melee Scum is great.

[mystic fossil]

double barrel +chain sword

[dire kayak]

all the axes work really well with double barrel

[visual vortex]

I loke the tac axe hook

[jaunty path]

Zealot and scum.

Scum has plenty of talents that juice weak melee weapons tf up

[mystic fossil]

yeah but if hes kinda new then scum might not be the best to start on

[brazen pelican]

Fair.

[mystic fossil]

a lil too squishy

[brazen pelican]

Scum can be unforgiving.

[jaunty path]

The mark at the very bottom is the best

[mystic fossil]

zealot with until death is just funny

[dire kayak]

exactlyyyy

[woven sigil]

And very prone to missing guardrails

[dire kayak]

zealot is easily the best melee class though

shroudfield + thunderhammer = profit

[sleek harness]

Thunder hammer is lame

Nobody uses it

[cosmic burrow]

zealot is very reliable

[mystic fossil]

flowkirkenuinely pickaxe ogryn is pretty good

[cosmic burrow]

simple as

[mystic fossil]

true

[void lark]

Goober plays malice
Every weapon is fun in malice

[mystic fossil]

my fav class

except drip is god awful

[dire kayak]

i play damnation and auric

[woven sigil]

I would like to play Darktide today, but its DS3's birthday so obligations must be upheld

[brazen pelican]

This is true.

[dire kayak]

i just have a lot of fun in darktide it doesnt mean i play low difficulties

[void lark]

Sure sure, I believe you

[mystic fossil]

translating: i will be particapating in IDF activities today

[brazen pelican]

Having fun is the most important.

[woven sigil]

Idf?

[mystic fossil]

israeli defense force

[void lark]

Nuh hun
Being toxic to yout community is

[woven sigil]

Aye, I suppose so, its gonna be populated so might aswell kill a few people right?

[mystic fossil]

whats most fun is hitting genuine flowstate in havoc

like holy shit 0 downs and we just killing eveyrthing

[brazen pelican]

Hard pass.

[void lark]

Your loss sugar plum

[brazen pelican]

Hitting that flow is pure happy chemical.

[brazen pelican]

I'm sure.

[neon agate]

Correct

[woven sigil]

To be fair, so is watching people die in hilarious ways, which is pretty common of late

(It's me, I'm dying in hilarious ways)

[neon agate]

Also another important thing is rping

Sometimes

Like how my psyker friend is a heretic thinking xenos are hot

[woven sigil]

Burn the witch, and the xenos, and the heretic

[mystic fossil]

oml i dont have the clip but we were in havoc and everything was going well, until twins and a chaos spawn came and i shit you not this mf picked me up took bites outta me AND THREW ME OFF THE MAP

[cosmic burrow]

indeed tyranids are hot (they generate a lot of heat)

[woven sigil]

Thats pretty rare nowdays to be fair

[mystic fossil]

i thought throws cant be off map??

[warm vigil]

where do i go for repoting bugs?

[woven sigil]

I kinda miss when mutants would randomly chuck you off ledges

[cosmic burrow]

fatshark forums

[brazen pelican]

Seeing several people die to the same barrel at the start of Gloriana will never not be funny.

[mystic fossil]

there are no bugs in darktide

[woven sigil]

It can be for the spawn, but its not very common

They patched mutants doing it tho

[warm vigil]

thx

[mystic fossil]

there are no bugs, only features

[woven sigil]

Meanwhile the Psyker in the back be like; "oops"

[mystic fossil]

psyker rush with flame staff

[neon agate]

I try to

[brazen pelican]

In rare cases it can, or worse glitches. Had a Burgle spit me out through a wall and I ended up falling under the map.

[warm vigil]

i dont remember the feature where i have -1000 sekonds on my ability?

[woven sigil]

Do or do not, there is no try

[neon agate]

He has sent me "disturbing" memes

[brazen pelican]

Common Inferno staff Psyker W.

[mystic fossil]

just lock in

[warm vigil]

Ok sorry

im trying next time

[woven sigil]

Wait a minu... I KNEW YOU WERE ONE OF THEM!

[mystic fossil]

also are you dure it wasnt just a visual bug?

[brazen pelican]

Nah, I pretty much only play Scum nowadays.

[woven sigil]

Ok ok, based, even if you are a filthy water peddler

[neon agate]

Arb forceful player here (My friends throw me into the frontlines against plague ogryn and chaos spawn with 5 crushers)

[brazen pelican]

Fast traveling with the dodge distance is way too funny. Quite often an effective gap closer, as well.

[cosmic burrow]

i switched from ogryn to arby and zealot mostly

[woven sigil]

Mate, Alley Rat and TacAxe/Knife is so fun. Is it controllable or sensible on maps with ledges? Fuck no, but the zooooooom!

[mystic fossil]

knife, infiltrate, combat shotty is peak vet

[cosmic burrow]

heh

i feel old

i remember when playing knife infiltrate and cs would get you kicked or clowned on

[brazen pelican]

Ledges have never scared me more.

[mystic fossil]

in expeditions its rlly good i run it on auric(ik it just got buffed)

[brazen pelican]

Ledges I can use to dodge to go faster, though...

[cosmic burrow]

before expeditions before arbitartor

[mystic fossil]

did you meet the emporer himself??

[cosmic burrow]

?

[mystic fossil]

how was the council of nicea

[cosmic burrow]

i just feed people here most of the time

[mystic fossil]

what was horus like

[cosmic burrow]

idk

forgot

honey transport comming to mourningstar

[visual vortex]

I still clown on those people

[jaunty path]

should I ruin an expeditions game yes or no

[visual vortex]

No

[tired inlet]

this dude down to clown

[jaunty path]

why

[visual vortex]

What difficulty

[jaunty path]

auric

[visual vortex]

No

[jaunty path]

why??

[visual vortex]

You're so funny

[jaunty path]

Thank you

[visual vortex]

My job

[jaunty path]

Your job is to

play expeditions?

[visual vortex]

No

[jaunty path]

makes sense

[visual vortex]

Play darktide

Die

Yell st teammates

[jaunty path]

repeat

yeah

[visual vortex]

Break monitor

Leave

[jaunty path]

your job

[visual vortex]

Repeat

[jaunty path]

pretty much

[visual vortex]

Different level of you

[jaunty path]

I live to ruin games

I love causing problems

[drowsy lynx]

When you at work, check gen chat and see two unemployeds talking about what their job is

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-peace-i-want-problems-always-choose-violence-no-peace-problems-gif-24342946

[visual vortex]

I live to shit-talk others

Not ruin games

[jaunty path]

I live to ruin games

[brazen pelican]

Kind of a chill dude. Imperium propaganda does him dirty.

[jaunty path]

ruin for the ruinous gods

[visual vortex]

Make me sleep

Also golden age tacobot wouldve had a field day with ur ass

[jaunty path]

tf is tacobot again

[visual vortex]

Tf2 MVM cult

Basically did nothing but sweat at it

[woven sigil]

Wait a fuckin minute...

[visual vortex]

Like unhealthily so

More unhealthy than me

[woven sigil]

[visual vortex]

They were so addicted they had a database for every person that played the gsme

And if you used the gas-passer or something they didnt like

[brazen pelican]

||Sanguinius had it coming.||

[woven sigil]

Isnt that what expeditions are for? There are heretics over there and they must die. Consequences? What are those?

[visual vortex]

You would be put on the database and kicked if anyone on tacobot was in the round

[woven sigil]

[drowsy lynx]

Femboy hate is real

[visual vortex]

Yeah this is a progressive time

We cant have that shit

[brazen pelican]

I don't hate femboys, I love Fulgrim.

[visual vortex]

Nuh uh

[woven sigil]

[visual vortex]

You dont like one

You hate them all

It's over

Pack it up

[dire kayak]

should i try to teach ollpheist to read?

[visual vortex]

No

Im blind

[brazen pelican]

Nah, don't bother.

[visual vortex]

Dead

Deaf

Limbless

[brazen pelican]

Got better?

[visual vortex]

Tongueless

[neon agate]

I uhhhh

[visual vortex]

Not yet

[woven sigil]

You can't play chess with pigeons

[neon agate]

Hate people who hate frogs

[brazen pelican]

Chad reference.

[visual vortex]

Im worse than a pigeon

[woven sigil]

I have my moments

[void lark]

God bless you, French lover

[brazen pelican]

Who in their right mind could hate frogs? They're fucking adorable.

[visual vortex]

Also pigeons are smart

[neon agate]

Some people do

[brazen pelican]

They're stupid.

[woven sigil]

Because they can find their way home?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I csnt

I am lost

Can someone pick me up

[brazen pelican]

Tried not drinking?

[visual vortex]

I dont need to drink

[void lark]

I love them
They taste great with garlic and butter

[woven sigil]

They have a fucking magnet in their head. You could forcefully degauss a pigeon with another magnet if you so wished

[brazen pelican]

Haven't tried.

[visual vortex]

That's pretty cool sctually

[brazen pelican]

Let me put a pigeon in the magnet room Veritasium made a video about.

[void lark]

You should

[visual vortex]

Can confirm

They do taste good

Bit like chicken

[woven sigil]

Am unsure if animal cruelty or not

[void lark]

Ye bit like chicken

[brazen pelican]

It's for science.

Like when they've brought a ton of animals to space.

[mystic fossil]

Well both outcomes don’t technically end in animal cruelty

[woven sigil]

Ah yes, the instantly moral justification for "I just wanna see"

[void lark]

Pigeon does taste good as well

[visual vortex]

Worked when i did it

[brazen pelican]

If it works, it works.

[void lark]

Better than chicken

[woven sigil]

I would'nt go that far

[visual vortex]

Ran over a beautiful vixen cuz i wanted to see what would happen

[woven sigil]

It aight

[visual vortex]

Frog legs?

[void lark]

I would and I do

[brazen pelican]

Define vixen. The literal meaning or the slang?

[visual vortex]

Alligator does

[void lark]

Pigeon

[tired inlet]

"I just wanted to destroy something beautiful" Tyler Durden ass energy

[visual vortex]

A rock band

[woven sigil]

Pheasent beats both of them though

[void lark]

I don't believe I ever had pheasant

I would if I could though

[woven sigil]

It's good, fattier than chicken, but with a better flavour

They're fuckin everywhere here, its not hard to get hold of one

[void lark]

I'd try bat soup even at the risk of covid 2.0

[woven sigil]

They're even stupider than pigeons

[visual vortex]

As would I

[void lark]

Wherever I go I must eat

[visual vortex]

I would try a piece of me cooked

[void lark]

I'm eating right now

[visual vortex]

Like a quarter sized chunk

[woven sigil]

Curse of the human condition that is

[tired inlet]

I bet there's a website you could look up. Probably a .com or something

[visual vortex]

Nahh

Doesnt exist

[woven sigil]

I'll be back shortly...

[brazen pelican]

Not sure there is a website that could tell me which definition of the word he was using, at this specific moment. :3

[dire kayak]

most important thing i learned from my eating habits and abilities

[visual vortex]

It's a rock band

A female fox

[dire kayak]

just because it looks like you can eat it, does not mean it won't eat you

[visual vortex]

And a sexy women

[void lark]

After my trip through Vietnam I can safely say that dogs tastes way better than cats

[visual vortex]

Up to you to decide which i ran over

Not like i could tell

[tired inlet]

this man needs a blood transfusion stat; he's lost a lot of protein and iron.

[visual vortex]

It's a pile of undefinable flesh now

[woven sigil]

Surely both sides getting to eat is the best case scenario?

[tired inlet]

CHAOS SPAWN INCOMING

[brazen pelican]

I'm gonna play it safe and go with all of them, simultaneously.

[visual vortex]

Calamari 🤤

[woven sigil]

Not yet I havent, give me ten minutes

[void lark]

Calamari would be nice

[visual vortex]

It's the unknown that makes you wonder which vixen

This is true horror

[lethal condor]

Im going to hook yall up with a great game . If you like world war z and l4d . Try warhammer darktide its a crazy game online to. They also still make content . Fantastic madness

Wrong chat

[visual vortex]

Right chat

I forgot which game

[brazen pelican]

I don't fear the unknown. How can I be afraid of something if I don't know about it?

[void lark]

Will def check it out, thank you brother

[tired inlet]

the same reason children fear the dark

it isn't what is; it's what could be

[jaunty path]

expedition players I have a question

is being disconnected a feature

[visual vortex]

I feel safer in the dark looking into an illuminated area

[woven sigil]

Yes.

[obsidian acorn]

so i just got cheated out of a deadside mission cause i crashed
there should be a system for that

[visual vortex]

Because i have the jump

[tired inlet]

<< Bully Ogryn

[brazen pelican]

THERE ARE NO BUGS IN DARKTIDE!

[visual vortex]

Only features

[void lark]

I do bully ogryns

[visual vortex]

Kust like HD2

[tired inlet]

"There's something terrifying in the dark ... ME"

[visual vortex]

Getting sling shotted 50 meters up into the air is a feature

[brazen pelican]

The system is that you crash so you don't get rewards.

[visual vortex]

Brunt unironically says this when finding Morrow

[tired inlet]

SKYRIM AWAITS

[obsidian acorn]

get rid of the system then

[brazen pelican]

If that happens to me I'm just gonna laugh and go "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!".

[visual vortex]

No

[void lark]

Got infinitely stuck in a tornado this morning
That was fun

[brazen pelican]

Nah.

[obsidian acorn]

go away

[brazen pelican]

No, thanks.

[visual vortex]

If that happens to me on a solo diff ten mission on hd2

[tired inlet]

A Crab wearing a top hat? That's where I draw the line; C'mon Master Chief!"

[visual vortex]

Im uninstalling the game

[obsidian acorn]

ok

[visual vortex]

Crab 🤤

I love crab so much

Peak being more like

Peak mesl

Meal

[tired inlet]

The only line in the contract with Slaanesh that he bothers to read

[visual vortex]

Look

Put crab in a sentence

[tired inlet]

Yeah, I know; just hit 'em with the shampoo

[visual vortex]

My eyes glaze over and expand

[void lark]

Crab

[drowsy lynx]

Shellfish allergies be like

[tired inlet]

Your mom gave me crabs.

[void lark]

I pitty the people with food allergies

[visual vortex]

I dont have food allergies

Or animal allergies

[void lark]

Must suck major butt not to be able to eat shellfish or arachides

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[void lark]

I pitty lactose intolerant people as well

I don't believe in the gluten one thoug, get real

[visual vortex]

That's everyone from Asia man

[neon agate]

Shrimp dipped in cheese sauce

[drowsy lynx]

Cheeeeeeeese

[stuck crescent]

I can't eat rice, feels bad

[void lark]

Except mongolia
Absolutely cheesemogging the rest of asia

[neon agate]

CHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[drowsy lynx]

Show us the cheese shramp

[neon agate]

I LOVE CHEEEEESSSSEEEE

[neon agate]

I did not get a pitcure of it sadly.

[hasty wadi]

Hey I’m looking to add some mods and I know the devs are ok with modding. Does modding get rid of your progression and what kind of mods are allowed?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[stuck crescent]

@sleek harness

[dire kayak]

@sleek harness go get the cheese

[neon agate]

My father made cheese with spaghetti and put shrimp in it instead of meatballs

[sleek harness]

I don't like cheese

[stuck crescent]

Sounds nice

[stuck crescent]

Fake rat

[tired inlet]

your father made.. cheese?

[drowsy lynx]

What if it's warpstone flavored

[visual vortex]

Cmon skaven

Get the cheese

[dire kayak]

yes you do

you do now

[visual vortex]

🧀

[sleek harness]

No