general-chat

[visual vortex]

That is the context

[obtuse oak]

It's a scene in the second Jurassic Park movie

[elder oasis]

The context is its a narrative way for the father to learn she still practiced gymnastics

[little marten]

Kid getting nipped at the start was childhood nightmare fuel

[dire kayak]

that makes sense

[little marten]

Do you think you could make it through the long grass?

[obtuse oak]

Me? Hell no.

[visual vortex]

Being chased?

[elder oasis]

If it was real velociraptors maybe

But not those things

[little marten]

By raptors no less

[visual vortex]

No

[elder oasis]

Those are movie monster Deinychus that are smarter then apes

Well

Some apes

[obtuse oak]

Yeah it's a scarier movie than the first in some ways, but also dumber in some ways. I love it tho.

[elder oasis]

I also love it, but i love all 3 if the trilogy

And i know some people hate the third one

[obtuse oak]

The third one jumped the shark for me

[visual vortex]

Is it bad that i dont care if movies show kids getting merked by a t-rex?

[elder oasis]

But im heavily biased and you are all wrong about it

[little marten]

Number 3 is ruined because attempting to think about it I’m barraged by Kirby Paint and Tile Plus ringtone

[elder oasis]

The spino murdering the trex bothered me as a kid

[obtuse oak]

The logistics of the kid surviving by himself and having a jar of spinosaurus piss are just incomprehensible

[visual vortex]

Spinosaurus 🤤

[elder oasis]

I thought it was trex piss, fake fan

[visual vortex]

I like the ringtone scene

[obtuse oak]

Oh yeah that

[little marten]

The audio mixing in that scene in the dumpster with the tinned food is actually ASMR tho

[elder oasis]

Yes that scene is peak

[obtuse oak]

Sorry it's been 20 years

[elder oasis]

Ive prolly seen it like 200 times

[visual vortex]

How does a kid even get a jar of t-rex piss

[obtuse oak]

Right?

[elder oasis]

I would watch it on repeat when i was sick as a kid

[visual vortex]

Didnt t-rex have some of the bedt eyesight and smelling of any animal we lnow?

[obtuse oak]

I used to be an active member on the Jurassic Park Legacy fan forums though so I remember all the bitching people got up to about that movie

Little did they know how much worse it would become

[obtuse oak]

We have no idea about either of those things

[elder oasis]

"You dont want to know" is what he says to explain it.

I think he opened his shelter at a bad time and the trex was pissing on him so he opportunistically grabbed a jat

Jar

[low blade]

Wouldnt you like to know

[visual vortex]

Ehhhh fuck off

[little marten]

Virgin spinosaurus could NEVER 1v1 the goated Allosaurus

[visual vortex]

"You don't want to know"

[elder oasis]

We do know the smell part

[visual vortex]

Anyone that uses that in their media

Get fired

Get another job

Please

[obtuse oak]

The best movie theropods are the carnosaurs from Disney's dinosaur and I'll die on that hill

[elder oasis]

Smth to do with how mant chambers in the skull would have been for smell sensing or smth

[visual vortex]

The best movie with dinosaurs

Is uhh

[elder oasis]

The villians? Yes the rain cave seen was intense

[visual vortex]

I dont know

The one biography stuff they would make about dinosaurs

[little marten]

Land before time

[elder oasis]

I thought it was funny that they didnt talk, implying only the veggie dinos are smart

[visual vortex]

The animated one?

[little marten]

Aye

[obtuse oak]

Yessss

[visual vortex]

I feel bad for the actor of the one frmale dinosaur

[little marten]

Oh shit I forgot about the cave

[elder oasis]

Also there are lemurs for some reason but we let it slide

[little marten]

Blood waterfall pretty wild for a kids movie lmao

[visual vortex]

Blood waterfalls exist

[obtuse oak]

It doesn't have to make sense

[visual vortex]

In antartic

[little marten]

Ahh the ice wall

[elder oasis]

You are so valid and correct right now hank

Also i was a dumb kid and didnt know any better when i saw it

[obtuse oak]

It takes the idea that there were small mammals around during the end of the Cretaceous and reshapes them into the lemurs that kids would recognize, it's whatever to me. I liked them as characters.

[visual vortex]

I mean

[elder oasis]

They were kind of peak tbf

[little marten]

Is this Dinosaur? I can’t remember that movie too well wasn’t there like some crazy fire at the start or something

[visual vortex]

If it's for kids and animated you can kind of have some freedom

[elder oasis]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

It's not scientific

[elder oasis]

Or at least at some point

[little marten]

I should give it a peep does the animation hold up lol?

[visual vortex]

Dinosaurs cant talk anyways they do like grunts

And they dont know english

[little marten]

Bro just 3D print a dinosaur voice box

[elder oasis]

Tbf jurassic parks inaccuracies are worse and far more deceitful as they literally lie to you that its based on the most current science yet make mistakes that prove that isnt true

[visual vortex]

Oretty sure the velociraptor couldnt have reached the door knob

[elder oasis]

They spoke Adam's language and lived 6000 years ago wdym

[visual vortex]

At least the species jn thr movie

[little marten]

Extended scene where Alan asks them to stay behind to show them the Carnifax model he printed

[hidden whale]

anyone up hotting they chicken?

I need hot chicken

[obtuse oak]

Yeah an iguanodon egg gets stolen and lost and then travels all the way to Madagascar or something where they have lemurs instead of dinosaurs so he grows up as the only big dino guy in a monkey family, and then a bunch of meteors come down and sink their island and the dino bro and his furry fam have to swim away to escape and they reach the mainland where a herd of herbivores is trying to return to the Garden of Eden from which they have been cast out for their sins and they are chased by horned devils and the iguanodon patriarch that leads the herd commits the cardinal sin of pride

[hidden whale]

holy paragraph

[obtuse oak]

It's a whole thing. Kinda biblical.

[elder oasis]

I remember the scene where they squish the dry dirt and get water making me thirsty

[visual vortex]

Wait dry dirt

Give water

[tired inlet]

it's a run-on sentence, not a paragraph.

[elder oasis]

Super valid but also very nitpicky lol

[hidden whale]

its paragraph shaped

[visual vortex]

Why wouldnt they squeeze moss

[hidden whale]

cmon old man

[tired inlet]

you're bowling pin shaped.

[hidden whale]

if he added punctuation it becomes a paragrph

[low wharf]

Because you eat moss to cleanse your status effects

[visual vortex]

Oh eight

[hidden whale]

but only weirdos use punctuation on the internet

[visual vortex]

Aorry

They shouldve went to rhe sewers

[tired inlet]

and it wouldn't be a run-on sentence if it was the correct punctuation; imagine that.

[visual vortex]

Gotteb it drom rhe moss woman

[elder oasis]

It was a dried up river bed or lake or smth they used to drink at during migrations and were not expecting it to be dry.

Then he dug and pressed into it and there was some water below the surface type shit

[hidden whale]

i hope YOU get punctuated

cause ur a question mark

cause who asked

[low wharf]

Wrong reply

[hidden whale]

[visual vortex]

Now if i was mrrow rn

[hidden whale]

you would get hot chicken

[tired inlet]

I click on reply the nanosecond after someone writes something and it goes to the next line -- it's ... frustrating

[obtuse oak]

Anyway the iguanodon himbo bro goes Lisan al Gaib and ends up saving the herd and guiding them to the Green Paradise and he gets with the iguanodon daughter who had been swaying her hips at him and practically flashing her cloaca all movie and he gets ENORMOUSLY laid and the movie ends with them having their own clutch of eggs and all is well.

[hidden whale]

im fiending

[obtuse oak]

That's what I remember.

[shell goblet]

got lost and didn't realize i was in veteran chat 😪

[visual vortex]

I would respond to raziel with a nerd emoji if he said something i disagreed with

[elder oasis]

He was a stud frfr

[tired inlet]

Must be why you're cryin' 96 teardrops baby

[hidden whale]

I wasnt even alive in 96

unc moment

[obtuse oak]

Damn you missed out.

[low wharf]

Ngl i pref the italian/spanish dino animation that the yee meme originated from

[elder oasis]

He pulled a hot iguanadon being socially awkward and goofy we can only pray we make it so far

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uC5m-IRns

[visual vortex]

You missed out getting weed man

Kowabunga

[obtuse oak]

In 96 i flew to Mallorca and all the kids in the airplane got to go up to the cockpit and watch the pilots at work and ask questions about the buttons and shit

[visual vortex]

🤙 🍃

[obtuse oak]

Good times

[elder oasis]

I like how dissapointed that one dino looks in that animation

[low wharf]

Especially because the english dub was done by dutch people, so the pronounciation is scuffed half the time lmao

[hidden whale]

no if we're going back

we gonna go to the ORIGINAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpxN2VXPMLc

[shell goblet]

air travel pre-9-11 was really something else

[shell goblet]

'land of the free' AND THEY MEANT IT

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[elder oasis]

Oh ur like.... a little old i see. I didnt exist (but i was a thought, as my mother decided my name when she was like 12 for some reason)

[shell goblet]

(i'm assuming as a canadian lmao)

[dire kayak]

[tired inlet]

did you not understand the joke was that you called me a "Question Mark" so I referenced the hit 1966 song by a man going by Question Mark called "96 Tears" (because he wasn't allowed to call it "69 tears")

[elder oasis]

He do a lil jig

[visual vortex]

Haha

[elder oasis]

Gangnam style

[visual vortex]

69

[hidden whale]

omg you cant explain the joke

[visual vortex]

Haha

Im clapping my elephant hands rn

Hahahah

[hidden whale]

67

[visual vortex]

Im rubbing my giant Q-shaped belly

[elder oasis]

I called hank old and he left

Im sorry

[lilac adder]

How dare you

[visual vortex]

Hank he didnt mean it

[elder oasis]

Ur old too john

[hidden whale]

I mean ur right

if hes over 25 hes basically ancient

[visual vortex]

He loves you

[elder oasis]

Wait

I am also old

[lilac adder]

Oh yeah? Mister edgy name whats my age then?

[hidden whale]

hello unc

[elder oasis]

NOOOOOOOO

[visual vortex]

The bar is getting pretty low atp

[elder oasis]

Its an alpha legion reference not an edgy reference. And i think you are 86 years old

[visual vortex]

Soon being born will give you unc status

[tired inlet]

The original you say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzMa7LZuyAc

[little marten]

Sick synopsis thank you Hank 🙏

[lilac adder]

Your just a little over

[hidden whale]

shape of you started playing and I alt f4ed my browser

[little marten]

Childhood me most certainly did not register the religious angles

[tired inlet]

but it was really big in 2010, so muscle through, weak child.

[hidden whale]

we're all unc tbh

[elder oasis]

Its angels that are religious not angles silly

[visual vortex]

Bang on let me watch 55 quinfucktillion unavoidable ads

[hidden whale]

the universe is what, 14 billions years old or something

and we're the universe

so we're unc

[dire kayak]

[hidden whale]

[tired inlet]

do you not know how to avoid that by using adblockers + embed?

[elder oasis]

14 billion years YOUNG thank you very much

[visual vortex]

Earth is only a few seconds in the grand scheme of time itself

[visual vortex]

Im lazy

[elder oasis]

Wait no the universe is 6000 years old

Ur all wrong

[hidden whale]

did u mean humans

[dire kayak]

i ate the previous universe

[hidden whale]

earth is like 4 billion years old

[elder oasis]

Nuh uh earth is 6000 years old

[low wharf]

You are 14 billion years old
I am 14 billion years young
We are not the same

[warm maple]

universe is as old as I am you can't prove it existed before I dreamed you all up

[hidden whale]

dont make me eat you

I love almonds

and peanuts

[visual vortex]

I cant do math

[dire kayak]

male seer be like:

[visual vortex]

Thats a walnut

You dumbass

[low wharf]

I am a walnut dum dum

[hidden whale]

sorry buddy this is MY delusion

imma eat my funny pills and u disappear

[warm maple]

god please

I want release

[elder oasis]

Emperor please *

[warm maple]

same thing, heretic

[visual vortex]

If i could take pills

And vanish

[warm maple]

well...

[elder oasis]

No its not, it would be God not god

[warm maple]

you can

[visual vortex]

I would DOWN that bottle

[elder oasis]

Heretic

[visual vortex]

Im not canadian

[tired inlet]

you wanna eat 'dat nut?

[elder oasis]

I am canadian

[dire kayak]

god i LOVE the double barrel

[hidden whale]

idk how but you made it weird

[dire kayak]

its so fun to USE

UGH

[warm maple]

wtf is being canadian have to do with pill suicide

[elder oasis]

You are so valid and good and nice

[visual vortex]

😌

[dire kayak]

im so doublebarrelpilled

[hidden whale]

double barrel combat axe weapon specialist vet

is nasty

frontline demon

[warm maple]

all I want for chrismas is a pneumatic claw ogryn

[dire kayak]

i use chainaxe + db

[elder oasis]

I like the taxe cuz my arbites go fast

[warm maple]

or servitor 🤔

[tired inlet]

Charos the Charonite

[little marten]

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

[amber delta]

sorry

[visual vortex]

I saw that

[hidden whale]

I saw what you deleted

[elder oasis]

We all saw that

[visual vortex]

Im getting off for a while now

Im done

[hidden whale]

imma go get hot chicken

[elder oasis]

Good bye i need to shower and work

[visual vortex]

Ofc the one day i take meds and lock in people are saying stupid shit

[dire kayak]

i didnt see that

[limber light]

chat what do y'all think of deadside runs so far?

[marsh iris]

i got the runs

[dire kayak]

what did he say

[marsh iris]

its fun anyhow

[warm maple]

I think the general iq of the game pop is too low for deadside

[limber light]

it's extremely fun if you get competent teammates

[thick coyote]

Teammates are pussies 🗣️

[timber elk]

I don’t like deadside

[limber light]

did a run yesterday where we split up into duos and we just SWEPT

[timber elk]

I wish it had more time to the timer and more bosses

[limber light]

if you play on node Kappa you start with 30 minutes

[timber elk]

As for more bosses?

[limber light]

gotta get lucky ig

I've had runs where i ran into 0 bosses and runs where we killed like 6

[warm maple]

some times missions will just throw three bosses in a row

[timber elk]

Also. What are we supposed to do with all of these tech remnants?

[limber light]

or at the same time

[warm maple]

unlock new nodes

thats about it

[timber elk]

…..and?

Wow

[south valve]

We should get a reward for having excess

[limber light]

they'll do something when they add admech class trust

[timber elk]

Or add a new rarity into the game that has fixed rolls on it that is like a legendary from borderlands

[warm maple]

yeah sadly there isn't much use for them now

[timber elk]

We can use tech remnants to buy

[warm maple]

tech wholenents

[dire kayak]

i love deadside

[limber light]

I've gotten around 70K remnants so far

[timber elk]

I have 130k

[marsh iris]

excessive force authorized 🫦

[south valve]

They could just make it so you could convert it to other resources or something

[dire kayak]

PLEASE FATSHARK ADD A DAEMON OF THE SANDS BOSS TO DEADSIDE PLEASEEEEEE

[limber light]

mandated edict 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[dire kayak]

HOW

HOW MUCH DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME

[south valve]

Would be cool

[timber elk]

I have 8 thousand hours on this game

[limber light]

the penance where you have to spend 100K salvage is evil

[marsh iris]

mr sandman

[timber elk]

I literally told you this

[south valve]

WHAT

[thick coyote]

Hold on to it
Causing a massive uptick on the demand, therefore making it more expensive

[dire kayak]

im gonna kill you lamb

[timber elk]

Why

[south valve]

I guess you like Darktide just a little bit then

[void lark]

Do you play other games?

[south valve]

Just a guess

[timber elk]

Yes

[warm maple]

the local tallymen of nurgle

[void lark]

damn bro

[timber elk]

I actually know how to use my time compared to other people

[south valve]

Have you been playing non stop since beta or something?

[void lark]

you actually have time compared to other people

[timber elk]

No

[void lark]

I consider myself happy if I have an hour to sink in

[timber elk]

There was that 2 month long period where I didn’t play because it kept crashing

Or disconnecting

[south valve]

So aside from that 2 months?

[timber elk]

I mostly play other games too if I’m bored on darktide at the moment

[somber stream]

Will there be another book hype like Harreh Pottah and The song of ice and fire

Has been a while since the last one

[dire kayak]

actually

[south valve]

I have time

I just want to do other stuff

[timber elk]

Like right now I’m playing pikman

[south valve]

Pikmin?

Or

[timber elk]

Pikmin

[south valve]

Oh okay

[limber light]

i only just reached 1 thousand hours and I've been playing since the beta

[timber elk]

It auto corrected for some reason

[south valve]

Jessie Pickmin image

[timber elk]

I only just recently 1200 hours on helldivers

And 800 on Bloodborne

[south valve]

How many on vt2?

[timber elk]

Let me check

[south valve]

Because I have 1k on that game and I can’t really enjoy it anymore

[timber elk]

I have about 3000 hours

[dire kayak]

i have 500 on darktide

[stark bobcat]

It's interesting to see the variety in time spent in tide games from the playerbase

[south valve]

Wow

[limber light]

waltuh
put your krak away waltuh

[stark bobcat]

Considering the tide genre is 10 years old

[south valve]

Jessie… we need to make stimms…

[timber elk]

You don’t wanna know how many hours I have on borderlands 2

[stark bobcat]

It can pull some people in

[limber light]

i tried vermintide but it wasn't interesting to me

[dire kayak]

20 thousand?

[stark bobcat]

I have 5k hours in tide games

[limber light]

1000 years of borderlands 4 for you

[stark bobcat]

4.3 in darktide

[south valve]

40k

[timber elk]

Less

[south valve]

Years

[timber elk]

18 thousand hours

[south valve]

You must be like

[timber elk]

I been borderlands 2 since it came out

[south valve]

A god at that game then

[patent grove]

How many hours in total for all videogames played?

[dire kayak]

im going to kill you

[timber elk]

That would be joltzdude

Dude is a absolute zealot

[dire kayak]

ainz is a god at this game

[timber elk]

Why are you going to kill me?

[south valve]

Can we pray to them?

[warm maple]

you're so killable

[dire kayak]

so i can take your skin and steal your life HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME

[timber elk]

Ummm well I don’t have a social life. I only go to work and come home and play video games

[warm maple]

bro left darktide on and went honk shu honk shu

[dire kayak]

thats,,, real

[limber light]

my most played game is only 2.3K hours

second 1.6K

[south valve]

What game?

[silver swift]

ifrit

[limber light]

Stellaris and Elden Ring

[brazen pelican]

4,226 hours for my most played. (On Steam.)

[south valve]

Oh okay I see

[timber elk]

I have about 2000 hours on left for dead 2 (Xbox 360)

[dire kayak]

i have 2.3k on terraria

[timber elk]

900 hours on Elden ring

[south valve]

I remember there was a guy with like 70k hours on gmod

[dire kayak]

HUH

[south valve]

That’s the most I’ve ever heard

[limber light]

there's still stuff i haven't seen in Elden Ring despite my playtime

[timber elk]

Strangely enough 3000 on doom eternal and 1500 on doom 2016

[south valve]

That’s like 10 years 😭

[timber elk]

300 hours on doom the dark ages

[dire kayak]

THATS 8 YEARS

[south valve]

8

God damn

[timber elk]

Dude is trying to find the one piece on gmod

[dire kayak]

doom eternal doesnt even have that much content-

[patent grove]

2400 or so on cyberpunk 2077

[timber elk]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

YOU TAKE THAT BACK NOW YOU GOOFY GOOBER

[south valve]

Eternal > dark ages

Sorry not sorry

[dire kayak]

NEVER

[limber light]

cp2077 is one of my favourites along with elden ring

[timber elk]

STRANGLES THEM KILLING DEMONS IS ALL THE CONTENT I NEED🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[south valve]

HAAANK!! DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK

[limber light]

[timber elk]

Someone did the same thing on resident evil 9

They abbreviated the challenge points

[limber light]

earn cod points

[south valve]

It’s abbreviated IN GAME

[brazen pelican]

[south valve]

[patent grove]

Re9 is so good!

[timber elk]

Eh it’s okay

[south valve]

I’m doing my first playthrough!

[limber light]

is that the one where they made Leon hot

[timber elk]

Rewards in RE9 is stupidly easy to earn tho

[south valve]

Old Leon

[fallen tree]

isnt he always

[patent grove]

Yes

[limber light]

older men are hotter sorry not sorry

[south valve]

Based department

[timber elk]

Don’t let this man see Keanu reeves

[limber light]

i have 500 hours in cyberpunk 2077

[patent grove]

But yeah, old man Leon is goated

[timber elk]

Huh

I have about 700 hours on overwatch

[limber light]

Johnny Silverhand is a certified baddie

[timber elk]

I could’ve sworn I had more

[limber light]

on overwatch or overwatch 2 (renamed to overwatch)

[timber elk]

Tell me about it

Oh Jesus

2000 hours on killing floor 2

[limber light]

1600 hours in eu4 and 1600 hours in ck3

[timber elk]

4000 hours of my life wasted on destiny and destiny 2 combined

[limber light]

the nefarious end of service announcement:

[dire kayak]

i have nearly 900 hours in ultrakill

[tired inlet]

probably left it running as a server with solid uptime; valve's dedicated servers on a Linux machine could maintain near permanent uptime if connected to a UPS.

[limber light]

based alert

[dire kayak]

1600 in helldivers i dont even know how i got that much

i dont play the game that much

[timber elk]

BULLSHIT

[limber light]

how many hours do you have in the pre sequel?

[timber elk]

YOU DONT GET 1600 HOURS BY ACCIDENT

[timber elk]

Only 100

[limber light]

ahahaha

i have 120

[dire kayak]

im being so genuine

[brazen pelican]

268h for me. :>

[timber elk]

Whatever.

I have 1900 hours on borderlands 1

Only 400 on borderlands 3?

[limber light]

i haven't played borderlands 1

[dire kayak]

[timber elk]

Oh nvm I only played flak and only cared about him nvm

[limber light]

i should play cyberpunk again

which V voice do you prefer

[timber elk]

Hmm

I don’t know

[limber light]

it's a hard choice but corpo femV has some NASTY lines

[dire kayak]

the male seer psyker is so silly i want to put him in my pocket

[tired inlet]

6349h played negative review on steam

[timber elk]

Wait how many hours do you have on cyberpunk?

[brazen pelican]

Dota 2.

[limber light]

only 524

[timber elk]

Okay mine is only 326 hours

[tired inlet]

League of Legenads (7800h played): "This game made me racist"
Positive review or Negative review

[amber delta]

best V voice is the one you hear after shooting yourself

[timber elk]

Dark.

That got dark really fast

[tired inlet]

Cyberpunk 2077 but it's Disco Elysium's mechanics

[brazen pelican]

"This game made me racist" could also be either Counter-Strike or War Thunder.

[amber delta]

cyberpunk if it was good

[timber elk]

Or arc raiders

[brazen pelican]

Never played. :<

[timber elk]

For some reason people like the n-word over there

[tired inlet]

WarThunder's would be like: "This game made me an internationally wanted spy for military espionage because I got into a flame war on the forum"

[timber elk]

Even though I like the game

[brazen pelican]

Amazing.

[tired inlet]

(0hrs played)

[timber elk]

Don’t they keep accidentally leaking documents of vehicles because they are trying to win an argument?

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[timber elk]

I could’ve sworn that happened a few years back

[tired inlet]

yes, that's what I was referencing; it has happened more times than you'd think

[amber delta]

'accidentally'

[brazen pelican]

It's happened several times.

[sleek harness]

BTD6

[tired inlet]

and the devs are like, "PLEASE STOP LEAKING CLASSIFIED DOX"

[brazen pelican]

Bloons Tower Defense 6?*

[timber elk]

“Haha. M41 abhrams tank docs go BBBBRRRRRR”

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[amber delta]

boondocks tower defense

[brazen pelican]

Never played. :3

[tired inlet]

Hearts of Iron 3 is 50% ultranationalist fascist, 50% transwomen.

[little marten]

Licht

[tired inlet]

it is a mystery

[little marten]

Did u enjoy the show

[sleek harness]

It's basically a war of monkeys against balloons

[brazen pelican]

I know what it is. :3

[timber elk]

That is…..very specific

[tired inlet]

I can't explain it

[sleek harness]

You should play it then

[limber light]

Phantom Liberty credits got me so badly because i was listening to Depeche Mode at the time and it was surprisingly fitting

[sleek harness]

It's good

[amber delta]

I can explain it

[brazen pelican]

No, thank you. :3

[dire kayak]

time to play more db vet

[timber elk]

Please don’t. I prefer not to have this general chat devolve into a pointless political debate

[limber light]

what about hoi4

[tired inlet]

was it "Enjoy the Silence"?

[brazen pelican]

Actually it's weirdly 60/60 with some overlap.

[tired inlet]

fukken love that one

[limber light]

It was But Not Tonight

(i saved songbird)

[dire kayak]

can i eat politics?

[timber elk]

Yes. Get rid of them for me

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[brazen pelican]

Yes. Good goober.

[limber light]

Shake The Disease is also very fitting with the cyberpunk 2077 story imo

[timber elk]

OH FUCK MISSUS BROKE OUT OF CONTINMENT

[limber light]

Enjoy The Silence was REALLY good live

[tired inlet]

I even like most covers

[timber elk]

CALL IN THE MOBILE TASK FORCE🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[dire kayak]

hallowette is so a loose cannon vet

[dire kayak]

im coming

[timber elk]

Not that MTF GOOBER🗣️🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[limber light]

MANDATED EDICT 🗣️🗣️🗣️
12 solar cycles in a 020 facility

[brazen pelican]

I love her so much that I don't even care that she's only after my money.

[river ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7iHP2T2Duw

[limber light]

i love her dynamic with melk

[dire kayak]

im still coming >:3

[timber elk]

Fair enough

[brazen pelican]

You should probably stop locking her up.

[timber elk]

Why?!

She does crazy things!

[brazen pelican]

She keeps breaking out, and she's funny.

[dire kayak]

missus keeps giving me flashbacks to the trauma i got from playing fraud

[brazen pelican]

True. Don't like Melk, though. :<

[tired inlet]

laughing at morrow "This is an open comm"

[dire kayak]

i forgot what she calls melk in the crystal mission

[timber elk]

Nobody likes him

[brazen pelican]

Good. :>

[tired inlet]

Prine respects him

[timber elk]

She shouldn’t

[tired inlet]

but she's kind of subserviant

[brazen pelican]

She's too kind for her own good.

[tired inlet]

doesn't wanna make ripples

[timber elk]

The dude is a literal sellout

[brazen pelican]

Melk is gonna betray us at some point 100%.

[tired inlet]

Hestia gets bullied by the Upper Houses even

[timber elk]

Don’t why she is

[brazen pelican]

I'd die defending her. :<

[timber elk]

She’s not even from atoma

She’s also apart of the inquisitions warband

[brazen pelican]

I only do all the penances for her. :>

[timber elk]

She really shouldn’t let a couple of minor nobles talk down on her like that

[brazen pelican]

We need a mission where we kill the nobles, claim they were corrupted by Chaos or something.

[tired inlet]

no, but she's from the local system on Crucis, which is why she shares the local faith in the Saint

[thick coyote]

Hestia "Decapitate All The Nobles" Prine

[timber elk]

Oh they 100% are. There’s a couple of hints that some of the nobles are funding the heretics

[dire kayak]

we go into the spire

[brazen pelican]

Actually, I'd enjoy an Assassination mission fighting though a mansion to kill corrupted Nobles.

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

However I don’t think all of the nobles are corrupted

[brazen pelican]

Guilty by association is good enough for the Inquisition, so it's good enough for me.

[timber elk]

No it’s not. Because those kinds of decisions could accidentally spell doom for atoma

[brazen pelican]

They could even make an event out of it, with cool skins like Silver Spoon throwing knives for the Zealot.

[tired inlet]

well she's Ecclesiarchy, not inquisition

[brazen pelican]

Atoma's fucked anyway. :3

[timber elk]

Hmmmm I don’t know. Wolfer is pretty desperate right now

[dire kayak]

we're just slowing them down

[timber elk]

The only thing really of any concern is admonition

[brazen pelican]

So are we. :3

[timber elk]

Regardless

[brazen pelican]

Rannick will figure it out, he's a smart cookie, that one.

[timber elk]

Pffffttt

No he ain’t

[brazen pelican]

Yes, he is. I like him. :<

[timber elk]

Neuro he didn’t even know who or what admonition was but yet Zola did way before he did?

[tired inlet]

Because Rinda was a turncoat from Wolfer and joined them as their lead enforcer.

[patent grove]

Now is not the time for remmoration

[timber elk]

That and also grendyl even told rannick “yo man you kinda suck. I’m calling in the arbites “

[brazen pelican]

Counterpoint:

[elder oasis]

This isnt correct, the arbites came themselves because rannick sucks. Grendyl didnt call them

[timber elk]

Oh, well still.

[jaunty path]

Reasons for why the tyranids are actually innocent: they're cool buggers that kill loyalists

[brazen pelican]

Preach!

[elder oasis]

And rannick suspected a cult but didnt know their name or scope

[timber elk]

And yet somehow we did before he did?

[elder oasis]

He thought that it was a cult that swayed the moebians and that the gaurd were in charge

Not the other way around

[dire kayak]

they look cool

[elder oasis]

Wolfer not being the top dog was the surprise i think

[brazen pelican]

Also they're cute. They chomp on things.

[timber elk]

That wasn’t a surprise to me

There’s no way 1 guy can command thousands of dude just by himself. He isn’t a primarch

[brazen pelican]

But, what if?

[dire kayak]

actually slaaneshi do you want to see my norn emissary?

[elder oasis]

Plenty of the strongest human lead cults are traitor regiments and they do just fine

[brazen pelican]

Just try and fucking stop me. :3

[patent grove]

That's generally how cults work

[timber elk]

That’s why I’m saying I’m not surprised wolfer wasn’t top dog

[tired inlet]

Correct; the Adeptes Arbites arrived because Zola fucked up and Wolfer escaped containment. The Arbites were the ones who found Wolfer, and captured him alive, handing him off to the Inquisition on Zola's ship and he escaped. The Arbites view the Mourningstar's crew as failures and fuck-ups and it's their mission to get Wolfer back in containment.

[elder oasis]

That admonition is any threat at all and not linked to a legion or warband is the stranger part. GW dislikes human lead cults being relevant but i suppose we are a smaller scale of conflict compared to what the legions get up too tbf

[limpid vigil]

besides everytime wolfer speaks it is because his forces are failing to hold back a squad of 4 krak addicted prisoner rejects. No way he actually gets anything done by himslef

[timber elk]

Oh this puts things into perspective

[elder oasis]

Still admonition is very very impressive

[elder oasis]

So valid and true

[timber elk]

By human standards of course.

[brazen pelican]

Gonna turn out that Grendyl is the leader of the cult and is actually Alpharius, who never died.

[timber elk]

I’m gonna shit myself if that’s the case

[limpid vigil]

gonna hold you to that

[elder oasis]

Of course of course, we arent fighting the DG we need to be relative and fair here hehe

[timber elk]

Actually

Now that I think of it

[brazen pelican]

I am going to shit yourself.

[timber elk]

There “is” that one traitor guard regiment that is sided with khorne

[tired inlet]

THis dude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKEbYv1DNFw

Nah.

[tired inlet]

that cut scene still fukken rips.

[limpid vigil]

You can listen to the stimm reclamation mission dialogue - the one in the big coloseum. He rages so much at his men cuz they cannot stop us slobbering messes from getting his stims

[brazen pelican]

Addiction is one hell of a motivator.

[limpid vigil]

like im pretty sure an ogryn would lick a stimm crate and still somehow foil wolfer's plans

[drowsy chasm]

anyone been getting mission aborts with rotten armor ?

[tired inlet]

Rannick puts things in perspective: the player rejects are the exception because they come back -- the hundreds (if not thousads) of other rejects from the prison barge die in horrible ways and don't. In fact, they're losing them faster than they're being replaced. Rannick is running out of people. Sgt. Morrow says as much too.

[limpid vigil]

Yknow buggy from one piece? He falls upwards - wolfer on the other hand constantly falls downwards

[brazen pelican]

I fucking love Buggy.

[dire kayak]

i cant tell if this means a yes or a no

[jaunty path]

Waiting for genestealer rannick to be revealed

[brazen pelican]

It is a very, very strong yes. ♥

[limpid vigil]

Yeah but you still have to imagine wolfer sending men by the thousands just to get rid of four ppl. Rannick running out of manpower is impressive in this scenario. Wolfer on the other hand is failing so spectacularly it is comical

[tired inlet]

your weapons are scavenged from the dead.
your armor is scavenged from the dead.
your stims are scavenged from the dead.
your rations are scavenged from the dead.

nothing is new

[jaunty path]

Well corpse starch is yummy

[limpid vigil]

and yet you still make the enemies losses count in the thousands of men

[jaunty path]

So thats ok

[brazen pelican]

Biomass? ..oOwOo..

[limpid vigil]

I do not like glazing rejects but you have to admit , the amount of ppl wolfer lost to em is comical

[teal token]

E

[tired inlet]

a thousand groaners/walkers means nothing; Sgt. Morrow says this; even killing their Lieutenants doesn't change much but it gives them a pause.

[teal token]

Need sumhalp

[jaunty path]

Would raziel survive teaching schola in 40k

[cobalt lichen]

The spider style owo is adorable

[teal token]

Hello comrade Raziel
Hello comrade Missus

[jaunty path]

Hi

[limpid vigil]

I mean yeah but it is still impressive we can do that

[wooden creek]

And judging from the banter about Krall, that includes our appearance options when modifying our characters via him

[tired inlet]

I'd absolutely be Ministorum

[teal token]

Does brutal momentum bypass the cleave percentage on combat axe

[limpid vigil]

honestly - wolfer is the reverse yarrick

[sleek harness]

I think you freaks would be servitors

All of you

[brazen pelican]

Thank you! I am just a friendly little bug. :3

[brazen pelican]

Counterpoint: No u!

[sleek harness]

I a singular person

Doesn't work

[cobalt lichen]

Would share my recently stolen biomass with you

[dire kayak]

PLEASEEEEEE

[tired inlet]

Because of aerial superiority and guerilla tactics; player missions never go in loud; Masozi always sneaks in; the only time it's been loud was the trenches outside the city because we were backing up a fukken tank

[teal token]

Hello comrade Foolish Skaven
Hello comrade Slaneeshi Neurolictor
Hello comrade goober gotline

[cobalt lichen]

Everyone here is a pre-servator

[teal token]

[brazen pelican]

Henlo!

[sleek harness]

Jerry

[brazen pelican]

Wut?

[thick coyote]

Tldr yes

[marsh iris]

id be a great servomotor

[thick coyote]

Except against Ogryns

[sleek harness]

Exactly, that's why yall becoming servitors

[cobalt lichen]

I’m already one tho

[teal token]

Any Ogryn right?

[limpid vigil]

That got stopped via a small trench. I wouldn't say no mans land has us on top from the start and more so heretics being dumb - comically so

[teal token]

Hello comrade Garut

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi doesn't understand English

[marsh iris]

hello jerry

[brazen pelican]

Not with the sloppy mess you call grammar.

[tired inlet]

I didn't say "on top" I wrote "loud"

[sleek harness]

Sloppy mess?

I awalys speaking correctly

[tired inlet]

found a new video for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvO-LTGIrXo

[dire kayak]

SKAVEN PLEASE MAKE ME A SERVITOR

[limpid vigil]

Oh i misunderstood

[sleek harness]

I can't they banned me from doing that to people

[sleek harness]

I am not even going to watch this

I don't like cheese

[limpid vigil]

Still no mans land if you think about it is a spectacular fuckup on the cults part

[tired inlet]

it shows they have no armor or anti-tank ability other than poxbursters and ogryns; that the Leman Russ and Guard artillery absoltely have the capability to crush them if they're outside the hive.

[limpid vigil]

I might be wrong but they do have anti tank capability in the mission. If you fail the tank get's bombarded

[tired inlet]

mines

Like, the Moebians do have some transport craft; we see that on the train.

but we're not taking airstrikes

[limpid vigil]

as in he drives on a mine? I remember there being a dialouge from the cultists saying they got his coordinates and are gonna bombard him and then they do

but that's only if you fail the mission

[tired inlet]

I imagine a big red line you have to evade as the Moebians call in air strikes using flares/red smoke

and strafes

[brazen pelican]

[sleek harness]

What

[elder merlin]

Soon, @twin dirge

[elder merlin]

More skaven lies

[sleek harness]

I never lie

[elder merlin]

You ever seen Kengan Ashura? @brazen pelican

[jaunty path]

Today is a good morning I think

[elder merlin]

Why is dat?

[brazen pelican]

I have not. :3

[elder merlin]

Its pretty good, if you like funny and over the top fighting

[jaunty path]

Woke up a lot earlier than ususal. Empty apartment. Took a shower

[elder merlin]

Its in the same vein as Baki

[jaunty path]

Baki is also good for that

[obtuse oak]

that is correct

[jaunty path]

Infact they had a crossover movie

[obtuse oak]

they have artillery

[elder merlin]

I know, it was neat

[brazen pelican]

Hmm, maybe?

[obtuse oak]

there's a trench war being fought, of course both sides have artillery. otherwise you dont have a trench war for very long.

[elder merlin]

They recently animated the Musashi arc, i love it

Cant wait for more of it to be animated, the manga was so good

[limber light]

I'd like Melk more if his shop wasn't completely useless

[limber light]

it's decent at first but it just kind of falls off super heavily

[low wharf]

Roll for curios

[limber light]

gambling

[low wharf]

Get 400 3 stam

Big sad

[limber light]

3 stam on my melee scum 🤤

build I'm using is called "Will it blend?"

[brazen pelican]

Think that is because now we can easily make the perfect weapon, no need to hunt for those small improvements.

[obtuse oak]

melk is the first vendor I visit every time a DLC class releases

I drop 100k melkbucks on curios

and then I never talk to him again.

[limber light]

that's real

Did we find Brunt yet

[uneven ermine]

YOU

[thick coyote]

He's been outside

[brazen pelican]

Is this the best way to get +3 stamina, 17% toughness and 21% health?

[uneven ermine]

been a while

[thick coyote]

Touching grass

[limber light]

off on a walk

[thick coyote]

I mean

Sand

[brazen pelican]

Henlo, Moth! :3

[thick coyote]

Radioactive

[obtuse oak]

yes

[thick coyote]

Sand

[limber light]

Brunt mission speaker when?

[obtuse oak]

if you have enough melkbucks, it only takes 2 minutes of clicking

[brazen pelican]

Damn, neat.

[obtuse oak]

nothing our trained darktide fingers cant handle

[limber light]

i really really really like the new minigame in deadside runs

[brazen pelican]

I play Scum with a LMB Chainsword build. My fingers are unbreakable.

[limber light]

Darktide: Fingers Are Unbreakable

[obtuse oak]

goddamn right.

[thick coyote]

Master of Puppets downstroke only

Wrists of steel

James a psychopath for doing that btw

[brazen pelican]

Should I pair the Chainsword with the Stub Pistols for that extra carpal tunnel?

[brazen pelican]

reminds me of the dude playing the Freebird solo on a harmonica.

[limber light]

it's slaanesh approved (excess)

[obtuse oak]

of course.

[brazen pelican]

Your wish is my command.

[tired inlet]

was working on VM Migration and my co-worker asked if I wanted to "do a P2V migration" and I snickered like a child.

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/sup-girl-eyebrows-gif-25755293

[green vector]

yes those are words indeed

[limber light]

a plants vs zombies 2 migration

[tired inlet]

it means "physical-to-virtual" but it is also a ephemism to Penis-to-Vagina

[green vector]

[limber light]

Physicial (me) to virtual (hadron)

[rocky aspen]

Are they hot?

[little marten]

Infantry lasgun has very much grown on me

[brazen pelican]

Being a follower of Nurgle... What else grows on you?

[little marten]

🤭

I dare not

[brazen pelican]

When are we playing again, sweetie?

[little marten]

Couple hours?

Just gotta finish up some work

[brazen pelican]

[little marten]

4-5pm

[green vector]

cease

come play noob

[tired inlet]

that's weird and creepy; don't eat where you shit. Even dogs know better.

[green vector]

im online

[little marten]

Be online in a couple of hours too

[brazen pelican]

Got a ton of stuff I need to pretend to do.

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

HOW DID I MISS ALL 3 OF MY DB SHELLS FIRING AT A BOMBER AT POINT BLANK

[elder merlin]

I'd like Melk more if he wasnt Melk

[rocky aspen]

Okay but you're the one who snickered. Cast the first rock and all that

[tired inlet]

right, because I'm being dumb, I'm not flirting.

[rocky aspen]

So am I

[brazen pelican]

Game hates you.

[elder merlin]

Damn

I shoulda got a soda after work

[rocky aspen]

I got the Slaaneshi right there if I want to get really kinky

[elder merlin]

Stuffed myself and now i want somethin fizzy

[hidden whale]

how about

battery acide

:>

[elder merlin]

Also why is Taco Bell the only one selling the purple baja blast? That shit is actually pretty tasty

[brazen pelican]

No, thanks. I have a boyfriend. :3

[rocky aspen]

Anyway, power falchion. I still kinda hate it

[rocky aspen]

Slaaneshi in a stable relationship? Truly debauched

[brazen pelican]

Addicted to him.

:>

[green vector]

first game of day and last alive blew themself of a map with a barrel

brilliant

[fiery wave]

Can happen.

[brazen pelican]

Someone is impersonating me. Report them.

[elder merlin]

Goddamnit

Want a soda, but dont wanna get up, get dressed and walk elsewhere

[brazen pelican]

I'll cut you a deal.

[elder merlin]

If it was warmer and i didnt need so many layers

[river ingot]

👈

[brazen pelican]

You go and buy fizzy, and I'll do the same!

[elder merlin]

The what in the fuck kinda deal is that

[brazen pelican]

One where we both get fizzy. :3

[fiery wave]

What if I already have 2 cans of Monster?

[hasty sky]

Heart attack

[elder merlin]

I wonder if you can buy the purple baja blast somewhere online

[fiery wave]

$1.50 a can.

[somber stream]

If only Bart was here to answer your question

[elder merlin]

Why not 3?

[somber stream]

Guy imported a whole 24 packs of the thing, paid about double the amount for shipping

[elder merlin]

Chinese Bart? How has he been?

[brazen pelican]

Damn, cheaper than here. :>

[elder merlin]

Oof

[somber stream]

Korean, banned for racism

[elder merlin]

Fuck that

[elder merlin]

Not surprising to be honest

[somber stream]

Also you're American, shouldn't the thing be super accessible

[amber delta]

banned for being the man of the people

[elder merlin]

I dont know

[fiery wave]

Cos the third is already drank.

[somber stream]

He doesn't know

[elder merlin]

Its available at taco bell, but the local grocer doesnt sell it

[somber stream]

Amazon

[fiery wave]

Value shop. Nigerian import lul.

[brazen pelican]

I need one of those.

[dire kayak]

why in every db vet match i play i have to clutch

[limber light]

your teammates know to give you the opportunity to aurafarm and to get hype moments

[brazen pelican]

Becuause you're that good.

[fiery wave]

Heh.

[fiery wave]

Isn't that normal?

[dire kayak]

no they just dont know how to stay alive

[limber light]

what's db?

[brazen pelican]

Neither do I. :<

[fiery wave]

Playing high havocs is the only way I have ppl clutch and carry me.

[elder merlin]

Probably, motherfucker has everything

[fiery wave]

Double barrel.

[limber light]

Ohh

[somber stream]

12 cans, 9 bucks

Looking right at it

[brazen pelican]

Careful if you get it on Amazon, drink might Bezos-o.

[limber light]

deadside runs are the only mode I've had where people asked to team up

in my 1000 hours

[dire kayak]

i suck ass at vet

[fiery wave]

Because a competent team gets more than 4 randoms fighting to lead.

[brazen pelican]

I used to be really bad at Vet, but then I figured out that the solution, for me, was to just not play Vet.

[dire kayak]

my vet is nonbiny :3

[limber light]

based

[fiery wave]

Unless we make you.

And then remember why you don't.

[brazen pelican]

We all saw how that went.

I can do the rest of the classes okay, I feel good on Scum, Vet is just not for me.

[somber stream]

Now i want soda, thanks a lot Paul

[visual vortex]

No you just suck

[brazen pelican]

@elder merlin No go buy soda to repent.

[brazen pelican]

True.

[elder merlin]

Yeah, it seems to only be a Taco Bell exclusive

[fiery wave]

@somber stream I think buggy wants to vet more.

[visual vortex]

Vet isBEST class

[elder merlin]

Unless you can buy it of the main dew site

[somber stream]

no.

Buy it in bulk to use for the entire year and as an emergency for armageddon like a true American

[brazen pelican]

I can play Vet with you, just be prepared to carry because I'll go up and down more than an elevator.

[visual vortex]

Vet is so good

Because mo other class exists

[fiery wave]

Vet, melee vet, magic vet, BEEG vet, vet with doggo and druggie vet.

[visual vortex]

Exactly

Anyone who says there's other classes are lying!

[jaunty path]

What kind of soda..

[visual vortex]

Vernor's

[rocky aspen]

There's one more vet

[somber stream]

Pepsi lime

[rocky aspen]

Cadian vet. We don't talk about them

[green vector]

0 for 2

gonna be a good day lads

[visual vortex]

What

[fiery wave]

Noisy vet

[green vector]

2 games

0 wins

[visual vortex]

Let me on

[brazen pelican]

Cadia isn't even real.

[visual vortex]

Ill make that 500/0

[visual sand]

Ive been putting off trying the new mode for ages.

[drowsy lynx]

It's been out for like a week

[dire kayak]

and soon metal vet,,,

at least i hope,,,

[visual vortex]

Nerd vet

Im hyped for vet vet

[visual sand]

It "feels" like ages

[green vector]

[visual sand]

Ive just been thinking about it a lot but haven't got the time to log on

Thought it had been out longer than a week though

[somber stream]

I like the idea of playing Darktide

[elder merlin]

I have to find a place to buy some first

Seems only Taco Bell has it

[marsh iris]

seize the means of production, darktide

[fiery wave]

The internet lul.

[somber stream]

✊ 🐺

[molten charm]

i wish vetgryn was good
i heard they buffed the big fancy-looking stubbers but i doubt they made them worth it

[marsh iris]

are you still being a productive german citizen?

[somber stream]

Yes no vidya today

[void lark]

German ?

[marsh iris]

carry on

[brazen pelican]

💵

[fiery wave]

Better now, but still could be buffed more imo.

[fiery wave]

No?

[marsh iris]

capitalist consumerism

[dire kayak]

literally me

(im eating your aquilas)

[void lark]

Eat this

[brazen pelican]

Not what I was going for, but I'll take it.

[rocky aspen]

I would really like the regular infantry autogun ammo to be buffed

[dire kayak]

yummy rock,,,

[rocky aspen]

Mostly the agrippina

[molten charm]

it should have an armor piercing blessing. rending on repeated hits or even weakspot hits
(unless i'm supid and that already exists)

[dire kayak]

i see youve been practicing your agrippa

(i will make that joke every time)

[fiery wave]

Why not?

[narrow ledge]

this update was a letdown lowkey

[drowsy lynx]

Mortis trials 2.0

[narrow ledge]

maybe next rotation of maps is good and has new areas that arent mad max empty deserts

but its really ass

[green vector]

tf wre you expecting]

lush forests?

[narrow ledge]

go to area, sit, wait, hack, wait, move to next area

[narrow ledge]

chaos wastes

[narrow ledge]

dont be stupid man

[green vector]

your fault for being disapointed then

[jaunty path]

Is it bad or good to run ahead the team

[dire kayak]

if you are actually competent and can hold your own then its fine

[void lark]

Unlimited ammo

[jaunty path]

I run maybe a room or two ahead and my team seemingly drops like flys

is that my fault :(

[void lark]

The autogun needs something to help the vet sustain it's ammo like he does with the las weapons

[floral ermine]

yes

unironically

keeping the team alive and coherent is a part of the fun especially if they;er all newbs

[jaunty path]

but its auric

:(

[floral ermine]

auric is still difficult for anyone who's not le havoc sweatlord

[jaunty path]

but im not a havoc sweat lord

[floral ermine]

i meant its hard for other players

[jaunty path]

havoc is fun

[drowsy lynx]

Non havoc sweat lord

[late canyon]

I just want Havoc QP ffs

[rocky aspen]

Havoc is fun, when Im winning

[somber stream]

Busy being a ultra productive focusmaxxing chad

[floral ermine]

idk i just play frontliner but stay within coherency cause i noticed if im around the team they tend to eat less shit

[jaunty path]

chud

[dire kayak]

i might play more satisfactory later

[drowsy lynx]

Wow based

[jaunty path]

I think they eat shit with or without me ngl

[whole glade]

i love ragebaiting people who know nothing about the night lords

[fiery wave]

Pressing X to doubt.

[drowsy lynx]

I ate a special mushroom last Friday and played that shapez factory game until like 3 am, was a good time

[visual vortex]

I like the funny mushrooms that have the holes

I forgot the name

Morels

[jaunty path]

do you know how little that narrows it down

[visual vortex]

Morels

They're call morels

[drowsy lynx]

I used to think mushrooms were gross but I'm starting to like them more as I get older

[void lark]

Nah
I'm not a havoc player ans auric isn't that bad

[molten charm]

i know nothing about the night lords. please demonstrate your technique

[drowsy lynx]

I still don't really like raw mushrooms though, the flavor and texture is better when they're cooked a bit

[jaunty path]

no some auric players are legit hopeless

[visual vortex]

You ever tried morels?

[void lark]

They are hopeless in every difficulty

[visual vortex]

So are some havocs

[green vector]

mushrooms are fucking gross

[dire kayak]

so real

[jaunty path]

mfs until they start glowing: