general-chat

[astral basin]

Youll get a sick loincloth and cloak

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

twitch sponsored loincloth color

[orchid lynx]

Seems reasonable

[astral basin]

Nipples free ofc

[somber stream]

I'd kill for a Topless Vet skin

[dire kayak]

does this include me?

[orchid lynx]

no need to even say that Im already in

[twin dirge]

Especially you

[dire kayak]

my vet is nonbinary

[orchid lynx]

I'll see you guys at Thermopylae

[fallen tree]

the ogryn one looks great, its just a shame about the purple gloves

honestly cant stand the twitch skin colour

[marsh iris]

you'll be seeing alright

[dire kayak]

[twin dirge]

I want some shirtless hummies

[somber stream]

Lecherous Darktide Spartans

Cover my rear bro

[marsh iris]

Tonight we dine in taco bell

[astral basin]

A dangerous nipple equation i know called them pajamas for the zealot

[brazen pelican]

That's what the battle diaper is for.

[orchid lynx]

So your with me? Splendid, now we surely win

[dire kayak]

keystones are so confusing

[fallen tree]

battle diaper.. please emperor no

[somber stream]

Adjust your sword, it's sticking on my back

[astral basin]

Keystones are playstyle rewards

[astral basin]

…thats not my sword, sire

[orchid lynx]

I've only got a spear

[somber stream]

😳

[shy sandal]

I am iliterate, i just go off the vibes of the picture instead of reading what the skill does

[marsh iris]

these spartans are sharing their battle plans

behinds and things

[fallen tree]

its so steamy in here wth

[brazen pelican]

Watch out for backstabs!

[amber delta]

insane aura

[marsh iris]

#NoPersiansAllowed

[delicate vapor]

Fell off my fuckin couch

[amber delta]

[outer mist]

I got questions about the extraction mode that just came out?

[fallen tree]

sup

[outer mist]

is every map identical? just with different halo skull esque effects?

[dire kayak]

LITERALLY ME

[fallen tree]

pretty much

[astral basin]

Raise those shields, we wouldn’t want to take projectiles to the face!

[brazen pelican]

I forgot my shield at home. :<

[marsh iris]

ill be your shield brother

[thick fog]

it changes layout for each sanctuary gate

[marsh iris]

get behind me

[brazen pelican]

🫡

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

ADEPTICON TOMORROW RAAAAHHHHH

[astral basin]

Bold. You must have faith in being able to wield your spear long and proud to assume you wont be borne home atop a shield

[brazen pelican]

Your face is my shield!

[thick fog]

"Sit on my shield baby girl"

[amber delta]

remember if you have any steel legions friends, please make sure to check in on them during adepticon, be sure they don't do anything stupid, tell them they matter and their faction is valid even if they won't receive any models

[dire kayak]

will do

[marsh iris]

"bro your goggles are wrong, its suppose to be 2 seperate circular lenses, not a singular large one"

[delicate vapor]

Oych

[fallen tree]

nachos for dinner

[marsh iris]

with chilli?

[fallen tree]

you bet

[amber cave]

What? They did got models! Those lovely kriegers just need a repaint. In fact you can paint any faction of WH40k and even age of sigmar using those kriegers. It's a genius streamlining move by GW to make one set of minis and make paintjob fill out the gaps

I am making my Krieg Tyranid Termagants right now.

[astral basin]

Who else uses tomato to cut the bean and spice in chili?

[plucky stag]

update is like a week old and someone already has the Salvage Lord title

[amber delta]

both utilise similar strategies in war

[marsh iris]

skavens? easy just rat-colored kriegs

[fallen tree]

damn your copium sure does smell nice

[amber cave]

Exactly!

You can make real cheap Custodes with the krieg minis

[marsh iris]

im tempted to paint krieg in bad moonz theme

[twin dirge]

What's adepticon

Why are we talking about transformers

[fallen tree]

im addicted to spice so i always aim to make it too spicy

[marsh iris]

or any other ork clans for that matter

[twin dirge]

I like beans in my chili

The more the better

[fallen tree]

yeah the beans add such a nice texture

[marsh iris]

solid fuel to the moon

[astral basin]

Southerners make chili as hearty as possible
Corn, red beans, black beans, pinto beans, bits of tomato

Sometimes bits of potato

[fallen tree]

potato in chili? im in aus so any chili i have is home made

[dire kayak]

live stream of upcoming miniatures and novels

GW does them

[fallen tree]

i should start prepping im only getting hungrier, good luck chat

[somber stream]

Taco Chewsday innit

Actually i think i'll have Taco for lunch

[marsh iris]

nice..

whats taco in german

[astral basin]

Tourists have gained new knowledge of the wild 40k victims

[somber stream]

You're not going to believe this

Taco

[amber delta]

gerollteundunterschiedlichgefülltemaistortilla

[dire kayak]

the pain in my side has gotten worse

i can no longer breathe deeply

[somber stream]

... hospital?

[marsh iris]

i think this is more believable @somber stream

[hasty sky]

hopital

[dire kayak]

eh ill be fine

[brazen pelican]

Hoptal.

[somber stream]

Fair, i'll give him that one

[dire kayak]

ive had worse

[brazen pelican]

Should I actually play Darktide?

[marsh iris]

good question

[rare shell]

It definitely has it's issues, but I still keep coming back to it

[marsh iris]

i might tide

[dire kayak]

im tiding rn

[marsh iris]

not home yet

[delicate vapor]

oera

[hushed cipher]

Everyone I play with in expeditions must be new to the game why are they all bad.

😭

[brazen pelican]

👉 👈

[marsh iris]

you must be new here

[brazen pelican]

Skill based matchmaking?

[hushed cipher]

Nono see

[amber delta]

Skill cringe matchmaking

[hushed cipher]

I pl;ay with AMERICANS

[brazen pelican]

My condolences.

[hushed cipher]

I'm allowed to be bad

[fallen tree]

any kind ogryn wanna help me open my jalapeno jar

holy crap

sealed tighter than fort knox

[somber stream]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[marsh iris]

anyway look who comes to tide @somber stream

[hushed cipher]

Invisible tornadoes 😭

[marsh iris]

funny that you mentioned i havent seen any tornadoes

[misty smelt]

just tried to heal at the medicae in an expedition and it took my scrap but didnt heal me lol

[astral basin]

RAY

[amber delta]

classic swagger behaviour

[misty smelt]

aaaaand it didnt count my tech remnants again

[marsh iris]

grab a spoon, use it as a lever against the little bulge at the underside of the lid to let the pressurized air out

[hushed cipher]

It hits diff when you get sucked up by nothing but air

[rare pulsar]

Imagine getting played by a servitor

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[fallen tree]

i didnt do this, got paper towel for extra friction on the lid, ill try this next time

[misty smelt]

ive extracted 4 times at the beta grid point now and its only counted my tech remnants for it once. i literally cant progress in the game mode

[fallen tree]

the tornados suck, been pulled in despite being outside the zone

[amber delta]

I have a new plea for fatshark I dont even care about havoc quickplay anymore

[marsh iris]

not all the way though, you just want to hear the hiss then you can twist it open

[fallen tree]

ff14 was great because they'd at least show you the range of the aoe

[rare pulsar]

I had only one time where whe all went in and then it said mission failed

Apart from that im enjoying expeditions a lot

[drowsy lynx]

I do this but with a butter knife, it has an easier time fitting in the gap on some jars

[rare pulsar]

Kappa is noice

[marsh iris]

the pilot wasnt masozi but wolfer's pilot, RIP you get sent to dinner table

[fallen tree]

anyone tried the only airstrike support in shop maps? feel like that could be cool but idk

[marsh iris]

any similar utensils would do, i just like the spoon angle for leverage

[misty smelt]

bruh it even completed a penance for the expedition i just finished but didnt track the tech remnants

[rare pulsar]

Didnt reach it yet

[misty smelt]

thank you fatshark i love your game that has 0 bugs

[rare pulsar]

I think

[fallen tree]

its like, middle unlock, needs both sides unlocked iirc

i dont remember all the names

😩

[rare pulsar]

I think i need kappa and delta first

[drowsy lynx]

Kappa and gamma

[somber stream]

Kappa is like a stroll at night

[drowsy lynx]

Epsilon is the air strike one

[rare pulsar]

Or gamma yeah

[marsh iris]

i saw NG used the improvised grenade, its pretty powerful i want to try it next time

[rare pulsar]

What even is the downside of kappa tho?

[marsh iris]

basically its a frag bomb

[drowsy lynx]

Doesn't help that the symbols for two don't match the name, even after fatshark "fixed" them

[drowsy lynx]

Takes longer to do missions and doesn't unlock certain grid points fully

[rare pulsar]

I feel like u just get more time to clear the full map

[dire kayak]

i might give infiltrate a try,,,

[rare pulsar]

Dont do it its a trap

[rare pulsar]

Or pull 10 crushers then run to your psyker and then infiltrate

Profit

[somber stream]

Temu Ultimatum

Oh wait you don't play HD2

Imagine a pocket nuclear

[marsh iris]

[drowsy lynx]

Yes but that means your team is in no hurry to do so necessarily

[lofty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-epstein-files-big-guy-dance-niche-gif-5522595564448004128

https://tenor.com/view/bouncing-boobs-gif-10279545936147217906

[drowsy lynx]

Which might not be a bad thing sometimes but a good team can clear all objectives on a standard length mission and that's 15 minutes less for the same resources

[rocky radish]

They were prepared for your type

[brazen pelican]

I mean, if you got time left you can just extract early, no?

[fallen tree]

damn nice links

[thick coyote]

There are boobs in my timeline

[acoustic pebble]

I feel

Angry

I am not home to scum my hive

And I need to do so

[brazen pelican]

Should I nap?

[drowsy lynx]

You right, but the kappa teams I have played with don't have that same hustle to get out on time. Kappa feels a bit more relaxed and that's okay though

[white wyvern]

I’m scumming my hive all the time nowadays

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

Now

[lofty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/jeffrey-epstein-jeffrey-epstein-jeffreyepstein-jeffrey-epstein-gif-1016012661770124026

[thick coyote]

And wake up 8 hours from now

[acoustic pebble]

Good. Make drugs

[astral basin]

There are many here that are attempting to install boobs to their timeline

[fallen tree]

dont nap

[white wyvern]

Of course

[fallen tree]

its actually a curse

[drowsy lynx]

Why I gotta sleep and then go to work when I could be getting stoned and eating cornbread

[white wyvern]

Vet my fav class then scum my second fav

[outer mist]

also is it dead content on arrival? I had a few runs earlier with people but these last two were full length and I only had bots

[copper olive]

Scive hum

[outer mist]

I wanna finish this event first at least

[white wyvern]

I finished it first day lol

[acoustic pebble]

You'll be a proper Mucker before tuesday

[wooden creek]

I can't speak for everyone else, but personally I'm waiting for more fixes before I do more

[outer mist]

whats broken?

[white wyvern]

I mean imo I think the new expeditions overall is fun, but not as replayable as I’d hoped compared to the regular game mode

[wooden creek]

Sometimes expeditions just get aborted, sometimes you lose when extracting

I also want them to add a quickplay option that searches on every grid point, rather than just the one you've selected (yes, that includes points you haven't unlocked personally)

[white wyvern]

Me when mutant grabs me to play with him as I’m trying to extract (we all die)

[fallen tree]

isnt there already a quickplay option

[outer mist]

I can't tell a difference between the first two points

seems to just be the same map but now its nighttime

[fallen tree]

i swear ive done quickplay on expeditions

[wooden creek]

There is, but only for the grid point you've selected

[fallen tree]

lemme have a look

[white wyvern]

You quickplay on what point you select

[outer mist]

the timer gives me some intense anxiety

[fallen tree]

that seems kinda counter intuitive since you already have to select the point to play

[wooden creek]

At least I'm pretty sure that's how it's working

[outer mist]

even though its rather generous

[fallen tree]

from what i can tell, you open the table, its already set to quickplay

[outer mist]

I don't understand why it has to be there

[fallen tree]

you pick a point and run, or it randoms over all points otherwise

[outer mist]

just let me clear the map out at my pace and ramp up the challenge the longer I stau

stay*

ya know, like the rest of the videogame does

if I am forced to play with bots cause the shits dead. I should at least get to turn the timer off

[wooden creek]

It's a tuesday, I'm expecting another round of hotfixes within the next few hours

[wispy mantle]

What's the best Ogryn build since the update? Still the same slab with rumbler and taunt?

[dire kayak]

i might also try the shredder frag,,,

[rare pulsar]

Yes

[dire kayak]

getting bored of just throwing kraks at everything

[rare pulsar]

Ye its good

Ur gonna miss it tho

I guarantee it

[fallen tree]

[rare pulsar]

I tried switching to frags and changed back to kraks immediatly after the first crusher conga

[thick fog]

Brother cant deal with melee

[rare pulsar]

Frags are good if ur primary can kill armor well but sucks into hordes

[rare pulsar]

The opposite

[thick fog]

[rare pulsar]

Frags are for people who cant melee

[thick coyote]

Pickaxe Rumbler full melee

[fallen tree]

pickaxe my beloved

[wispy mantle]

Thank ya, is there any specific tree I can look at?

[little marten]

Argh

[astral basin]

By the throne i wish someone would carve a great amount of greymatter out of my skull

[thick coyote]

Likely on #ogryn-class
I haven't been there in a while

[astral basin]

Splash it upon the walls even

[dire kayak]

i love using db to decapitate reapers

[white wyvern]

idk, i dont like kraks as much, i think kraks need to properly 1 shot crushers
shredders all the way for me
knockdown + bleed is beeg value

[terse atlas]

Hi

[fallen tree]

meowdy

[white wyvern]

hello

[kindred dew]

Which is THE Warhammer game currently? Space marine 2 or darktide

[dire nymph]

Arbitrator or Ogryn ?

[dire kayak]

probably sm2, its far more popular

[fallen tree]

i prefer arby but oggy is my weakest tho so

[dire kayak]

oggy is still really fun

[white wyvern]

I think I prefer darktide over sm2 personally

[fallen tree]

definitely fun thats for sure

[dire kayak]

same here

[thick coyote]

That's because space mid 2 is mid

[terse atlas]

Personally, I think I may prefer Vermintide 2

[marsh iris]

space mario 2

[astral basin]

Burn! Shame! Heal!

[kindred dew]

Well I mean I like both but it's not exactly the typa Warhammer game I want

[wooden creek]

Oh yeah you're right actually

[fallen tree]

40k horror game when

[amber delta]

error 2014

[marsh iris]

commoragh backrooms

[astral basin]

40k gamers will laugh at you for mentioning space marine 2
Including sm2 players
People dont really react when you mention darktide. It tends to slip peoples notice

[timber elk]

is inside of a small basket that is on wheels. He’s using a leaf blower as a engine as he stops in front of the others

Hi everyone :]

[kindred dew]

Well I had more of a pvp war game (like 70 vs 70) typa thing in mind similar to that one game that got canceled or battlefield or whatever but yeah id like that

What was that one online space marine like game that got cancled?

The one where you could drive tanks

[thick coyote]

Gladius sweep

[astral basin]

Space marine 3?

[timber elk]

Oh that one? I forget what’s it called

[white wyvern]

I think darktide is more niche since ooga booga there are no space marines in that game

But honestly playing as a guardsman is fucking cool

[timber elk]

But it had like no difference between the factions whatsoever

[fallen tree]

arma but 40k, id play. planetside 2 even

[marsh iris]

my guess is assymetrical warfare weapon balance nightmare

[white wyvern]

And honestly darktide’s gameplay I feel is more superior

[visual vortex]

Was gonna be darktide

[timber elk]

Well it does have its moments. So does space marine 2

Credit where credit is due

[fallen tree]

it should have been, 😔

[white wyvern]

Combat flow is just so fluid, sm2 is just slow and clunky and you don’t really feel the tankiness as much

[kindred dew]

If i get a battlefield/arma like 40k pvp game where it's asymmetric and 70vs70 or whatever I bet it could even beat space marine 2

[visual vortex]

Please

[white wyvern]

Well of course

[marsh iris]

darktide combat feels right in there thanks to vermintide

[fallen tree]

it could be pve for all i care, i think the scale would be neat

[timber elk]

Im just glad fatshark had the bright idea of adding gunzerker from borderlands 2

I like the idea of a raged infused manic who goes berserk with guns

[visual vortex]

Im just glad that gunlugger is still shit

[timber elk]

Hive scum to be exact

[kindred dew]

Me and my 60 guardsmen teammates fighting and equally large army while we got tanks and shit, taking down a chaos space marine with teamwork would be lit

*an

[astral basin]

Erm akshually
We are Inquishitorial Agentsh, that potenshually came from the guard 🤓

[visual vortex]

Hive scum's ranged builds are actually fun though

[timber elk]

I know that’s why I called hive scum gunzerker

[visual vortex]

Oh

[white wyvern]

I think after update I like melee scum more than ranged

[visual vortex]

I cant read

Im so hyped for next class where ogryn is even more obsolete

[timber elk]

Mean while gunlugger feels that one scene in Rambo where John is just shooting a bunch of computers and just yells

[white wyvern]

[astral basin]

Ngl, inquisitorial agents is also such a niche thing to play as

[timber elk]

Meanwhile gunslinger actually feels like a gunslinger or gunzerker with the Mac-10s

[astral basin]

Also. Borderlands enjoyer spotted

[timber elk]

I blame the inquisitior game that doesn’t even make you feel like a inquisitor

[visual vortex]

Which is

[timber elk]

No shit I mentioned it like four times

[astral basin]

Not you fluff brain >.>

[white wyvern]

Damn, a borderlands enjoyer?

[timber elk]

Only 1, 2 and the presqueal

[misty smelt]

borderlands? more like...BOREDlands

HAHAHA

[amber delta]

flagship 40k game is SM2 rn, regardless of whether you consider the game to be good or not

but the best 40k game is still dawn of war

[white wyvern]

Well duh

[amber delta]

I will not accept other opinions

[timber elk]

Oh absolutely

[astral basin]

Forgive me, such gamerpilled i have no other idea what firehawk could be

[timber elk]

I’m just surprised we are getting dawn of war 3

[misty smelt]

I actually just tried space marine 2 for the first time a few hours ago

[amber delta]

plsbegoodplsbegood

[astral basin]

Theyve been lacking lately
Wonder how 4s dlc shapes up

[timber elk]

It will be. Don’t worry. I have faith

[misty smelt]

Its not too bad so far, combat is a little weird but i think ill just have to get used to it

[timber elk]

We are in the golden age of warhammer 40k games

[astral basin]

Treat it like a brawler. Your primary is a tool rather than a traditional weapon

[misty smelt]

Yeah I gotta get used to the parries and shit, i was getting them pretty consistently with the small enemies but for some reason i could never get them against the bigger ones even tho i swear i hit them in time

[timber elk]

I think the primary reason why people like space marine 2 is because of the amount of customization for your marines

[white wyvern]

It is boredlands 4

[white wyvern]

What do you mean?

[marsh iris]

blood raven bros rise up! time for holy acquisition

[visual vortex]

$5 dlc

To $7

Actually wait

[timber elk]

They actually refunded everyone the money for the voice pack

[astral basin]

Borderlands character

[timber elk]

And made it free

I also got my money back

[visual vortex]

To mame a decent carcharodons you need the black templars and carcharodons pack

[white wyvern]

Oh

[visual vortex]

Well relaxe the $5 with $8

[white wyvern]

No lmao

[visual vortex]

We did it!

We made the shitty dlc without any facial expressions free for everyone!

Shouldve just removed it from the game

🫩

[timber elk]

I think that would’ve been a horrible idea

[thick fog]

Still not gonna make the actual content of that DLC be forgettable by the players lmao

[white wyvern]

My name is from a unit in command and conquer, not BL xD

[astral basin]

Ike i said. Forgive me lol

[visual vortex]

No

Refund it

Remove it

[astral basin]

Anyways

[timber elk]

Yes anyways

[visual vortex]

Anyways

[thick fog]

Why bother being in the game if only has about 10 voicelines

[visual vortex]

What did you think of the blizzard yesterday lanball

[dire kayak]

im feeling very hungry for lamb at the moment

[timber elk]

Oh we didn’t get snow

Than again I was in the house all day yesterday

[white wyvern]

You silly boober

[visual vortex]

It stuck around for an hour or two

[misty smelt]

earlier it was fish, then bird...now lamb

[timber elk]

I was probably asleep around than. What time did it happen

[misty smelt]

im noticing a pattern...

[visual vortex]

Like i think 12 to 4

[astral basin]

$5 voiceline pack is like changing the audio settings to a different language
Its interesting to hear, but it becomes ambient noise like all voicelines in a game like that

[timber elk]

Oh I was asleep by than

[visual vortex]

That goober is starving themself?

Yeah

[limpid vigil]

Guys will you rate my videogame joke?

[visual vortex]

Ive noticed that pattern for a while

[timber elk]

Sure let’s hear it

[visual vortex]

0/10

[misty smelt]

HAHAHA

[astral basin]

So funny i forgot to laugh

[white wyvern]

7/10 like all ign

[misty smelt]

sorry i got too excited and jumped the gun

the BOLT gun

HAHAHA

[dire kayak]

reading me like a book

[amber delta]

I rate it 6/7

[white wyvern]

Pleeeease

[limpid vigil]

Who are the two famous bakers from the dark souls series? ||THAT'S RIGHT IT'S KNEADSTEIN AND DOUGH!||

[visual vortex]

The fsmous bakers?

The women in the sewers

[timber elk]

throws a bus at him

[limber light]

first we dark
then we tide

[rare pulsar]

Uuuuuuuurgh

[visual vortex]

Feeding the giant rat

[misty smelt]

Ive never played dark souls i dont get it

[rare pulsar]

6\10

Gave me a little chuckle

[fallen tree]

lets put you down to work anywhere but the joke department

[limpid vigil]

There is a boss that's called ornstein and smough

[visual vortex]

No even bakers too

Smough is a cannibal

[astral basin]

DAMMIT I WENT 4 YEARS WITHOUT HAVING A BUSTED NOSE VESSEL
AND I RUB MY FACE TO A DAMN BLOOD SMEAR ON MY HAND

Im. Upset

[timber elk]

I was about to say.

[limpid vigil]

Meat pie is still a pie

[timber elk]

He probably made a few meat pies

[visual vortex]

He doesnt have mestpies

[timber elk]

Made

[visual vortex]

Dumbass

[timber elk]

MAAADEEE

[visual vortex]

Be ground bones into his food

[limpid vigil]

Well he also made smashburgers and meat pancakes

[white wyvern]

We talking about cannibalism now? I was gone for 5 seconds!

[rare pulsar]

Smough prolly has very strong Bones

[limpid vigil]

Ornstein preffers kebabs tho

[visual vortex]

Smough

[timber elk]

Okay I don’t think smough was that good at cooking to know what a smash burger is

Or pancakes

[rare pulsar]

Who are you to judge?!?

[limpid vigil]

It's when you take a ball of ground meat and press it into a pan to make a burger patty

[timber elk]

Me motherfucker

[white wyvern]

lol

[fallen tree]

smough is defs poundcake type

[visual vortex]

But the biodies smough smashed werent ground

[rare pulsar]

Smough has massive cake

[timber elk]

Once again. The concept of a sandwich wasn’t invented yet

[visual vortex]

They were crying

And he was laughing

We ALL love smough

[white wyvern]

Oh hell nah

[limpid vigil]

So smough is the thotsquad of dark souls

[visual vortex]

He has such a charismatic laugh

[fallen tree]

he got a big dumpy, what can i say

[visual vortex]

Like jingling bells on a winter day

[limpid vigil]

His hammer smash attack he uses on the player

[timber elk]

kills him with life hunt scythe

[rare pulsar]

Yes crush me daddy😭 🤤

[fallen tree]

are we ornstein or smough killers first

[timber elk]

Ornstein killer

I’m sick of his ass dashing around

[fallen tree]

it has to be ornstein right

[limpid vigil]

I'm a "wichever is demanded of me by the firebomb academy" type of guy

[lime beacon]

Ornn from league of legends?

[rare pulsar]

I cant bring myself to lay a hand on smough😔

[timber elk]

I can handle smoughs dumpy ass cheeks slamming around

That….sounded weird

[white wyvern]

Ornstein is a crackhead

[rare pulsar]

U are stronger then most

[visual vortex]

They're still moving

[fallen tree]

lobos, happy hob, i think they taught me to ornstein first way back in the day

[visual vortex]

The human body is not ground pre-smashing

[fallen tree]

now its just a lost memory

[timber elk]

Plus I think he does more damage now that he’s infused with lighting

[visual vortex]

Ornstein kinda lame

[fallen tree]

soul of a nameless undead

[limpid vigil]

So you are saying - he has a thunderhammer

[timber elk]

No. Thunder spear

[limpid vigil]

Dammit i confused em

[visual vortex]

Do people actually prefer fighting a buffed ornstein?

[white wyvern]

He’s a marty zealot

[visual vortex]

I feel like you always end up trying to smack his ballsack

[timber elk]

Hell no. He’s faster and hits harder when he’s infused

[visual vortex]

Good to know smough is still more fun

[timber elk]

Smough just does jump attacks

[visual vortex]

And has big hammer

[fallen tree]

ornstein moveset too easy to not always do on 2nd phase

[visual vortex]

And laughs

[limpid vigil]

Smough is lightning bowser

[timber elk]

Which is a hell of a lot easier than having to deal with a crack head going at Mach fuck you

[visual vortex]

Smough isnt fat

[fallen tree]

big boned

[timber elk]

His armor is

[limpid vigil]

Where did i say fat?

[visual vortex]

He isnt big boned either

[visual vortex]

Bowser

[hidden whale]

guys I have a hot opinion

[timber elk]

He probably isn’t underneath the armor

[visual vortex]

He's pretty fst

Evidence: bowser fart

[hidden whale]

O&S is no longer a hard fight for modern souls players

[white wyvern]

He is chonky

[fallen tree]

bowser is pure muscle

[limpid vigil]

How is bowser fat?

[hidden whale]

bloodborne and elden goblins can low diff that fight

[visual vortex]

Bowser fart vid

[timber elk]

I started off with Bloodborne and I can agree

[limpid vigil]

Keep missus's porn outta this

[visual vortex]

No missus likes

Hhhh

[hidden whale]

back when dark souls 1 was the only dark souls though

[visual vortex]

Idk

[visual vortex]

Zweihander

[hidden whale]

that was the hardest boss fight of my entire life

[visual vortex]

Strength

Naked

[hidden whale]

up to that point

[timber elk]

Life hunt scythe

[white wyvern]

Haven’t you seen that one 3DS game bowsers inside story? He gets pretty fat

[visual vortex]

Life hint scythe is lame and late game

[timber elk]

No it’s not >:[

[visual vortex]

By tbat time you usually get a build

And dont chsnge

Becsuse your weapon is 20

[timber elk]

You can get it before O and S

[visual vortex]

Well yeah

But why

Why would you change wntering mid

[fallen tree]

dark souls randomiser tho

[timber elk]

Because I’m doing a scythe playthrough

[limpid vigil]

Nintendo 's barely disguised fetish game is not good evidence

[visual vortex]

Literally any other scythe is good

[timber elk]

And life hunt scythe is actually pretty decent

Because it does bleed

[visual vortex]

Why would i do bleed when a single hit from my weapon can make them flattened

[timber elk]

And while it does affect you. You can stack bleed negation affects

[timber elk]

Because I actually what the fucker dead >:[

[visual vortex]

Zweihander can kill

[dire kayak]

hooouuuggghhhh

[visual vortex]

You just aint using it right

[hidden whale]

sorry bucko im a claymore merchant

[dire kayak]

is bleed actually good

[fallen tree]

claymore >

[visual vortex]

It takes a chunk from enemies

But uhh

Big club

[timber elk]

This is true

[hidden whale]

damn I kinda wanna replay ds1 now

I remember the pc port being absolute shit though

need dsfix or something i dont remember

[fallen tree]

remaster

[timber elk]

Every player needs a cave man play through

[marsh iris]

chivalry 2 is 90% off no fucking way

[timber elk]

Trash

[visual vortex]

By the time i enter blighttown i already am using maxed out big club or zweihander

[timber elk]

Dogshit

Horrible

[marsh iris]

[hidden whale]

[timber elk]

I don’t know

I feel angry today

[visual vortex]

I played chiv 2 before

It was fine

[hidden whale]

wowie I have 125hrs in dark souls prepare to die edition

havent played since 2017!! O.o

oh no im unc

[timber elk]

Welp. Get back into the blight town

[dire kayak]

i feel hungry today

for lamb,,,

[timber elk]

Your not eating me

[fallen tree]

yeah my last played 2018, take me back 😔

[visual vortex]

Go eat

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Stop starving ypurself

Btw

If you starve yourself at a young age

[timber elk]

Go eat some Taco Bell

[visual vortex]

Your body gains a larger bmi and a slower metabolism

[amber delta]

I like my girls mid and chubby like princess peach

[visual vortex]

Princess peach is

Ugly

[amber delta]

peachy

[visual vortex]

I prefer

[fallen tree]

mid??

[amber delta]

🍑

[visual vortex]

Bowser

[marsh iris]

please eat guys, think of all the games you could play if you live

[dire kayak]

bmi is a lie

[visual vortex]

You wish it was

[trail bramble]

????

[visual vortex]

Numbers dont lie

But bias does

[fallen tree]

rosalina is probably best, then daisy

[trail bramble]

ain't she a classic hourglass

[visual vortex]

🧠

[visual vortex]

Yeah

All female mario characters are

[amber delta]

[limpid vigil]

Birdo isn't

[visual vortex]

We CANT have this going on now

[dire kayak]

i no deserve food

[visual vortex]

We need all mario characters to be obese

And have nose rings

Pink horned glasses

Blue hair

And be crippled

[trail bramble]

healthy mindset, still, go eat

[delicate vapor]

vhaty

[modest flume]

I am ordering you to go eat

[visual vortex]

I cant believe people see starving themselves as a personality nowadays

[elder oasis]

More accurately the calculation is flawed due to not taking into a myriad of other health factors :p

[visual vortex]

I fucking hate every single one of you and myself for what you represent.

[trail bramble]

???

[limpid vigil]

And discriminating based on race too

[visual vortex]

Nice joke alpharipus

[lusty estuary]

i love every single one of you and myself

[trail bramble]

bro I'm chilling

[visual vortex]

I like you whisper

[trail bramble]

I'm like that photo of the dog with a lollipop and the propeller hat

[lusty estuary]

the one on gm_construct?

[elder oasis]

I am not alpharius, ive never been alpharius

[limpid vigil]

Why did furries have to make that horny?

[visual vortex]

That's what alpharius would be

[dire kayak]

[amber delta]

I starve myself if I cannot afford mcdonalds, mcribs is the basis of my diet

[elder oasis]

Mass moves mass, i must become bigger

[trail bramble]

I was unaware of this until now

[lusty estuary]

what do you do when they're not selling it

[trail bramble]

Cool, thanks

[trail bramble]

eat human ribs

[amber delta]

starve

[visual vortex]

Why human ribs

[lusty estuary]

i guess i should've figured.

[limpid vigil]

It's not my fault a freaky furry animator pops up on my fyp

[visual vortex]

What

[trail bramble]

no it definitely is

[amber delta]

(mcribs is not available in my country I have not eaten in years)

[rare pulsar]

🤨

[lusty estuary]

mcribs are made from the meat of missing people so it's the closest you can get to the flavor experience

[hidden whale]

while youre starving, ill talk about the delicious food I made. dry brined, panseared chicken, basted and finished in honey-soy garlic glaze with stir fried onions, bell peppers, broccoli, and white rice

[visual vortex]

Use calves

[hidden whale]

mmmmmmmmmh

[limpid vigil]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRxqT588/

[visual vortex]

Cutting the human torso is difficult

[lusty estuary]

i'm eating dark chocolate covered peanuts rn

[trail bramble]

I am not watching that

[visual vortex]

Me neither

[rocky radish]

Being able to cook well is like a superpower almost anyone can have, but many choose not to

[visual vortex]

It's tiktok

I knownit's gonna be bad

[limpid vigil]

You know you will. The curiosity will eat you alive

[hidden whale]

I grew up thinking chicken was bad cause my parent seasoned it with water

boiled chicken boiled veggie

[trail bramble]

nah

[hidden whale]

bleuagh

[dire kayak]

oh my god same

[limpid vigil]

Yah

[trail bramble]

I'm literally not doing it

[limpid vigil]

Tbh it's only horny by association

[hidden whale]

at least they nutritionized me

[lusty estuary]

when my family realized i was a natural born cook they chained me to the stove

[limpid vigil]

The artist is horny but that animation is not

[dire kayak]

hooouuugghhhh

[hidden whale]

so i have enough brain development to make gooder food

[visual vortex]

When my family realized i knew how to cook and smell flavor

They made me the rat poison detector

And check all the food they ate for rat poison

[lusty estuary]

i made vegan chili yesterday i gotta eat some of the leftovers

[hidden whale]

?????

[modest flume]

But I don't hate you

[trail bramble]

GO EAT

[visual vortex]

Then i got swept away and ended ip in paris

[hidden whale]

is there a rat poisoner in ur house??

[dire kayak]

i canttt

i cant cook and my parents arent home

[modest flume]

[elder oasis]

How old are you???

[dire kayak]

not telling here

[rocky radish]

I'm still working on improving my cooking. A dude in a gaming discord helped with advice, and my life has been dramatically improved as a result

[limpid vigil]

Go eat or i'll make a furry draw you 🫃 .

[dire kayak]

I CANT

[lusty estuary]

start cooking now

[misty smelt]

I love cooking but im so lazy that i never do lol

[rare pulsar]

I just gulp down frozen shit till im satisfied

[trail bramble]

arabiatta is a very easy pasta sauce to make

[limpid vigil]

Do you have bread? Or any sandwich ingredients

Any at all

[hidden whale]

I make the same 5-6ish healthy recipes

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[hidden whale]

and they only get better over time

[lusty estuary]

this is usually my problem

[marsh iris]

if you have accessibility issues then

[rocky radish]

I hate cooking and am lazy, but I have a kid, so I make an effort for him

[modest flume]

I'll teach you

[hidden whale]

cooking is literally so easy

[lusty estuary]

i've gathered a collection of really basic meals i can make while i'm too exhausted to do anything else

[modest flume]

I like cooking but I genuinely have no time for it, and the place I work at has free meals for me so I just go with that

[limpid vigil]

I just eat straight cheese and ham slices if i cannot be bothered to make anything

[hidden whale]

like you just melt butter in a pan, crack in eggs and stir them until theyre diner, salt and pepper

done

[marsh iris]

fr

[hidden whale]

highest quality complete protein

ez

[modest flume]

I'll complete your protein

[little marten]

BOIL CARDBOARD IN MILK FOR 25 MINUTES

[misty smelt]

yeee that was always the best part of working in food service. always had free food

[little marten]

NICE EASY TASTY MEAL

[dire kayak]

id like that

[rocky radish]

Today I snuck room temperature chicken nuggets from my bag for lunch. My stupid work doesn't let us eat in the office

[marsh iris]

ill be your protein

[hidden whale]

no nurgle

thats not food nurgle

[dire kayak]

not for me im dummy

[hidden whale]

go back to the garden nurgle

[little marten]

😔

[lusty estuary]

they have demons positioned at key points throughout my job that exist solely to drain my energy so i don't eat food when i get home

[marsh iris]

can I substitute with food coupons

all i have

[lusty estuary]

i have to battle the forces of evil to make my potato curry

[little marten]

If you must 🤦‍♀️

[hidden whale]

99.9% of humans have the capacity to cook

its not quantum physics

:>

[trail bramble]

unless you have severe mobility issues you are capable of cooking

[little marten]

Not only can you learn to cook quickly you can also reap immediate rewards

[hidden whale]

like feasting on your enemies

[trail bramble]

like "missing arm below the elbow" mobility issues

[rocky radish]

My challenge is going to be making very liquidy soups for lunch. Then I can get through the loophole of no food in the office by drinking lunch from a thermos

[hidden whale]

wtf no food in office

:<

[trail bramble]

Just stick blend a thick soup and add more stock

[hidden whale]

they expect you to keep a microwave in ur car or something

[modest flume]

Pea soup would go so hard

[amber delta]

people be like 'i cant cook' bro just put the fucking chicken over the fire and wait until it changes colour

[rocky radish]

There is a dedicated lunchroom, but it's far from my work and I'm lazy

[rare pulsar]

Fuck it just bite into that mf

RAW

[amber delta]

raw chimken ass

[rare pulsar]

Festhers and all

Crunchy

[marsh iris]

raw eggs, with shells on

[rocky radish]

I think I'll try chicken soup as my first experiment

[marsh iris]

be a snake

[lusty estuary]

raw chicken and pork diet

[hidden whale]

honestly I would smoothie max

banana oats peanut butter milk protein powder

[rare pulsar]

I would do that ngl

[hidden whale]

blueberries

[rare pulsar]

I like pork

[hidden whale]

if soup... ehh

blended veggie or miso maybe

[trail bramble]

again so long as you have a stick blender you'll be fine

[hidden whale]

just dont make a chicken latte

ive made that mistake

[rare pulsar]

A what?!?

[trail bramble]

texture might suck but you can take that

[amber delta]

is that a new starbucks coffee

[marsh iris]

have you ever been so lazy to eat you just want to down some soylent and get on with it

[rare pulsar]

Yes 💯

[trail bramble]

soylent green would indeed kick ass some days

[rare pulsar]

Pretty much every second day

[delicate vapor]

boil wood in milk

[rare pulsar]

Like i get home i have like 4 hours before sleep

I cant fckn cook every day

[limpid vigil]

You can make wood ice cream and this is how

I'm not even joking

You can do that

[rare pulsar]

I wanna smoke weed and play games i aint got time for that beta shit

[hidden whale]

this is real famine practice

[delicate vapor]

i know that, lets use WORM wood

[hidden whale]

but its inner bark

[lusty estuary]

it's unfortunate soylent just isn't an actually very good meal replacement

[limpid vigil]

Then don't play games in beta

[rare pulsar]

I am so stupid

[lusty estuary]

i mean, like, it tastes good but as far as meal replacement powders/drinks go

[rare pulsar]

Fr tho cooking just takes so much times

Sometimes i just wanna shove a frozen pizza in and chill

[hidden whale]

okay? have you tried just being unemployed

duh

[rare pulsar]

Actually yes

[lusty estuary]

one of the many benefits of having gone vegan is that rarely if ever does anything i cook take longer than like

an hour

[rare pulsar]

Being unemployed is really not bad in germany rn

[amber delta]

I would die without eating eggs

[rare pulsar]

U get like 1000 bucks and they even pay ur room

[lusty estuary]

depending on the complexity of whatever i'm making the only time consuming bit is the prep but once everything is in the pot it's off to the races

[hidden whale]

is that like unemployment insurance

or welfare

[rare pulsar]

I mean i did work before thats why i got that ammount

[hidden whale]

damn unemployment insurance

[rare pulsar]

Its like insurance pretty much

[hidden whale]

imagine living in an actual first world country

crayz

[amber delta]

should I chop my leg off so I can live the rest of my days on welfare

[rare pulsar]

Yeah but being unemployed is boring af and makes u feel like trash

[elder oasis]

That doesnt sound healthy

[hidden whale]

i think u need that

maybe keep it on

[rare pulsar]

I mean i dont wanna work sometimes but i also dont wanna be unemployed again even if they pay me for it.

U also become the arbeitsamts bitch and they constantly annoy you with shitty jobs nobodys ever gonna take

And then u ahve to pretend to be interested and engaged in all that

But in reality u are allready forging an excuse not to go to that job interview

[hidden whale]

ew j*b

I prefer rummaging through walmart dumpsters

[rare pulsar]

U american?

Americans do have more freedom when it comes to all that i gotta admit

Like u can just wuit whenever

[hidden whale]

no you gotta fight the walmart employees and cops

and racoons

trash isnt free buddy

[rare pulsar]

Thats a matter of aura

The racoons should fear your scent

[marsh iris]

egg yolks are magical

jammy gooey egg yolks on meat and rice

🤪

[rare pulsar]

I never had a raw egg

I dont wanna get sick

[somber stream]

eat raw pork

[marsh iris]

japan have pasteurized eggs

is it illegal in US

[rare pulsar]

Japan has insane eggs yeah

[marsh iris]

german things

[rare pulsar]

Kinda jealous

Raw pork good

Tasty

[little marten]

EAT THE PIG DAMMIT

[marsh iris]

alive pork

[rare pulsar]

Pigs get so much hate for no reason

Great animals

[marsh iris]

thats why they get eaten?

[rare pulsar]

Also much cleaner then chickens if held naturally

Chickens just shit everywherr

[little marten]

Pigs are as smart as dogs 🙁

[rare pulsar]

If pigs have enough space zhey will never shit where they eat

[little marten]

But we breed them into submission

[rare pulsar]

Yes we destroy their natural behaviour

[amber delta]

eat the dog

[rare pulsar]

Not tasty

[amber delta]

why do you know that

[rare pulsar]

Tried it

[twin dirge]

Man

Arc raiders chat makes me remember how amazing you guys are

[little marten]

Ate his way to leader of the pack

[twin dirge]

That shit is so bad

[little marten]

[amber delta]

wanna hold hands?

[twin dirge]

Yeah honestly

[hidden whale]

awoo

[twin dirge]

Cmere

We can interlock fingers

[little marten]

What’s new in arc raiders I haven’t played since Stella MONTIS

[rare pulsar]

I wanna interlock toes

[marsh iris]

the only thing i remember from there is the heavy use of "CRY BABIES"

[amber delta]

[twin dirge]

Wait a week, aside from that there's some new arcs, more new arcs in a week, plus a bunch of new map conditions

[little marten]

Heh 😏

What’s the matter? Gonna cry? 🤭

Cry baby 👶🏻

[twin dirge]

New legendary gun(?) idk if you know about the aphelion

[little marten]

No new map yet?

[twin dirge]

Nyo

[little marten]

I’ll wait

[twin dirge]

But the new map conditions are pretty gnarly

Like the new hurricane one rocks

There's one for buried city called Bird City

It's peak

Birds everywhere

[patent grove]

I go back to work tomorrow

Lame

[little marten]

Ok bird swarm sounds cool

[elder merlin]

[twin dirge]

The 2 arc they added recently are sick as hell too, and idk what the 2 they're adding in a week do

[elder merlin]

Outlast Trials update today

[twin dirge]

I'm an arc raiders shill ngl, I only play every so often but I'll praise the game to high heaven

[twin dirge]

REALLY?

[elder merlin]

Bruh, fuck that damn flying flamethrower

[little marten]

Yeah I like arc raiders but defo burned out on it for a bit

[elder merlin]

Pretty sure it was the 24th

[patent grove]

Is arc pvp/pve like marathon?

[twin dirge]

That's how I was for a little, been grinding slowly to pop an expedition to get my mojo back

[modest flume]

I'll arc your raiders

[twin dirge]

Yes

[little marten]

I think my problem is I played too much with a group of friends that only played for pvp

Which is fun

But it meant by the time expedition came round I was screwed

[twin dirge]

I'll be real

I had to play solo a lot

My friend is a murder hobo but I'm not exactly trying to do that

[elder merlin]

We dont talk about Marathon here

[twin dirge]

I like vibing and talking to random people

It's fun, especially since the community is real nice

[cosmic burrow]

Murder hobis are not fun

[elder merlin]

I only shoot if shot at

[twin dirge]

But people are vicious in trios man

[elder merlin]

I like to help and revive

[twin dirge]

Duo match making made it a lot easier tho

[twin dirge]

Most the time I don't even do that

I'll just hide and heal till they fuck off or talk em down

Or just die

[elder merlin]

In trios its shoot on sight, duos there is some wiggle room, if you shoot in singles you're a cunt

[twin dirge]

Only fight if they really wanna

[little marten]

RIP MEL

[cosmic burrow]

Also

[little marten]

TAKE YOUR PLACE AMONG THE ANGELS

[cosmic burrow]

What game are you talking about

[twin dirge]

Arc raiders

[twin dirge]

I like marathon

[little marten]

I will get marathon I think when it goes on sale

[cosmic burrow]

Ah

[little marten]

Or if they have a free weekend

[cosmic burrow]

I played tarkov

Pve only

[twin dirge]

I like how angy marathon is

Fun to murder hobo with my friends

[dire kayak]

i ate nosh

[cosmic burrow]

Because i have no time to get dunked on by adhd adderal kids

Pvp tarkov is a cesspool

[twin dirge]

Tbh, arc raiders pvp isn't that bad

Ttk is pretty slow

So you almost always have a chance to actually fight back

[cosmic burrow]

I tarkov you can get 1hit ko

[obtuse oak]

Which singleplayer game do I play/continue first. KCD (20h deep), Death Stranding (about 10h deep), or Mad Max (just purchased in the sale)

[twin dirge]

Yeah I don't think you can get one tapped in arc outside of nades?

[cosmic burrow]

Kcd

[twin dirge]

And even then thats a good bit of skill

Sometimes

[twin dirge]

Kcd

[obtuse oak]

Oh I also need to actually finish the story in RDR2

[cosmic burrow]

Well tarkov is big on realism

[obtuse oak]

I forgot to do missions, i just spent 40h hunting animals

[patent grove]

KCD

[little marten]

CRIMSON DESERT DUHHHH

CRIMSON DEAD REDEMPTION DELIVERENCE

[obtuse oak]

Okay big KCD crowd i guess

Alright I'll do that first

[twin dirge]

Lmfao

[patent grove]

KCD has the best fpv sword fighting imo

[twin dirge]

Its pretty fun, I personally don't enjoy it but I can't not recommend it

[limber light]

that's my favourite part of RDR
i used to hunt a LOT in red dead online

[obtuse oak]

The masterstrike simulator? Really?

It's okay I guess. I've heard better things about KCD2

[little marten]

KCD combat is NOT good sorry

[limber light]

haven't played kcd so i can't say anything about it

[tired inlet]

I misread this

[little marten]

Mad Max is pretty fun

[somber stream]

I need a show to watch while eating

[little marten]

I wouldn’t worry too much about the story just drive around for a bit

[patent grove]

@somber stream Andor

[tired inlet]

are you interested in a 3.5 hour review of DOOM?

[somber stream]

My anime supply has run dry

[little marten]

What kinda show licht I’ll hook u up brother

[somber stream]

No thank you, also i've watched Andor, good shit

Drama, suspense, action, romance (optional)

[tired inlet]

Rave scenes

[little marten]

Ricky and Morty

[tired inlet]

Mick and Rorty

[somber stream]

I've watched every single episode

[patent grove]

Mork and Mindy

[little marten]

Ever seen true detective season 1?

[tired inlet]

Laverne and Shirley

[little marten]

Surely you have

[patent grove]

Goated

[somber stream]

I, don't think i have wait lemme check

[tired inlet]

Joanie loves Chachi

[little marten]

If you haven’t then kindly FUCK OFF and watch the whole thing immediately

[patent grove]

S2 is goated too, despite all the hate it gets

[little marten]

Is it?

[somber stream]

Looks interesting, fucking off as we speak

[obtuse oak]

Seconding the True Detective S1 recommendation

Absolute cinema

[somber stream]

Thanks N-man

[patent grove]

I think so, better tham S3 imo

[visual vortex]

It's fine

[little marten]

I always avoided it but I love Vince Vaughn lmao

So maybe I’ll watch it

3 was fine but the bait and switch at the end felt insulting

And I never bothered with 4

[visual vortex]

I forgot kcd2 even existed actually

[patent grove]

I got to meet Vince Vaughn, incredibly nice dude, funny AF

[obtuse oak]

Real Vaughnheads know that Jurassic Park the Lost World was good actually

[patent grove]

I watched Dodgeball with him, that was weird

[little marten]

Heart of Jurassic Darkness is such a fucking great movie is it not universally loved?

[obtuse oak]

Well, more fondly in retrospect

It's nearly as good as the original compared to the drivel they're making now

[little marten]

Although thinking about the scene with the RV makes me tired

[obtuse oak]

But I remember it wasn't super well received at the time

[tired inlet]

Bohemian erasure

[visual vortex]

No

[astral basin]

I have things to question
But i feel like its best i dont

[little marten]

It’s probably the closest to Dino horror

[visual vortex]

I just found it forgettable

I think i walked around

Found two guys shooting a gun

Took it

[hidden whale]

chat...

[visual vortex]

Accidentally shot my horse

[hidden whale]

I really want some hot chicken

;.;

[elder oasis]

I like the sad cat in the bloodborne hat

[obtuse oak]

Adolescent girl swinging on a pole and kicking a velocitaptor onto a spike was also questionable. But whatever fuck it we ball.

[visual vortex]

I like the messenger tophat

[little marten]

.. oh yeah..

[elder oasis]

If it was a velociraptor it wouldnt be

But we both know that isnt a velociraptor

Cuz they are liars

[dire kayak]

what could possibly be the context