general-chat

[amber delta]

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[obtuse oak]

the hive mind as the fifth ruinuous power... the chaos god of hunger...... eh? eh?

[sleek harness]

If one tyranid smokes does it make every tyranid in the hive mind feel like theres smoke in their lungs

[rain pilot]

Set me on fire

My fire went out

[sleek harness]

Funger reference

[obtuse oak]

anyway it's not that either, it's its own category of warp presence as it were

[dire kayak]

im the chaos god of hunger,,,,

[little marten]

One of the few times GW should’ve avoided updating faction lore and just made a new mobile game 🙁

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew you were the girl in Funger

[wintry steeple]

mobile games
do you reckon when tyranids overrun a thinly stretched battle line they're like 'do you guys not have drones?'

[obtuse oak]

this part is pretty based though. it makes it very clear that the Tyranid units themselves have no sentience or awareness of their part in generating the hive mind

[dire kayak]

at least GW did that right

i do NOT need a tyranid version of trazyn i would actually just leave the hobby

[obtuse oak]

yeah, that's why I'm mostly ok with the new lore

[little marten]

Not to diss the author but I’m acutely aware of my limbs at all times

[sleek harness]

Bur wouldn't it be cool

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

[obtuse oak]

the only hard part to swallow is that the hive mind can feel things and make plans and desire revenge and do things like that.

[sleek harness]

Why not (I don't know who Trazyn is)

[amber delta]

speaking of, this is probably a hot take because people seem to like it, but I find trazyn and orikan very dumb

[brazen pelican]

Except when you are drunk.

[amber delta]

you are billion years old entities, why are you acting like two petty children

[cobalt lichen]

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew tou drank

[little marten]

I guess tyranids are fueled by vodka cranberry then

[obtuse oak]

because they are 60 million year old super-scientists, I think was the gist of it

[brazen pelican]

Okay, that's pretty neat.

[dire kayak]

trazyn is this smart necron that retained his sentence and stuff and he's very foolish

i hate him

[brazen pelican]

Imagine how petty 40+ year-old Warhammer fans are.

[sleek harness]

Okay I think I know him

I love him

[brazen pelican]

Now make it worse.

[dire kayak]

i hate trazyn so much oml,,,,

[amber delta]

I'd rather have them be eldritch-like incomprehensible in their intelligence type of beings

[dire kayak]

bitch nearly got killed by a bell and i was hoping he'd die

[sleek harness]

Did he went in a coma

[brazen pelican]

Tracing the Internet?

The Necron?

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[brazen pelican]

It me!

[little marten]

Bigger fish theory that they’re mindless apex predators fleeing from the real big eldritch goose

[sleek harness]

This is very selfish to say that

Not everyone matter

[brazen pelican]

I am not even gonna point it out.

[sleek harness]

Do you wish a sorry?

[brazen pelican]

No, why?

[sleek harness]

Oh I was thinking you would be hurt

[river ingot]

when you treat everyone like they matter youll feel the same

[amber delta]

I was talking about trazyn and orikan, not nids

[brazen pelican]

By something you said? Nah.

[dire kayak]

should i buy a neurolictor or a regular lictor or a deathleaper

i feel like doing some kind of lictor

[sleek harness]

So you think everything I say is ironic now?

Interesting

[amber delta]

deathleaper got the fleshcape drip

[sleek harness]

Will keep that in mind

[little marten]

Ok sorry I’ll shut my stupid little mouth sorry

[brazen pelican]

Lictor? I barely know 'er!

[little marten]

Oops wrong @ lmao

[sleek harness]

Fitting

You responded to the right message

[brazen pelican]

Conjecture.

[little marten]

Mate don’t you have effigies of chapelle roan to be burning in the street or something?!?!

[sleek harness]

No

I am at home snorting warpstone

[little marten]

Fair trade

[sleek harness]

That's probably why I am awalys rude

[brazen pelican]

Don't you need to go kill some idiots in Bögenhafen?

[sleek harness]

It lasts like

24 hours

[little marten]

I would like you to acknowledge how cutting edge and nuanced my joke was tho

[feral vessel]

shh, skaven just came back from helmgart

[sleek harness]

You mean bad?

[brazen pelican]

They're on warpstone, they're fine.

[little marten]

I never spoke for its quality

[sleek harness]

Dwarves?

No

[little marten]

Just it’s relevant

[sleek harness]

They are already dead

[feral vessel]

@sleek harness give me boof

[little marten]

Maybe I’m the hive mind with how close my finger is on the pulse of society

[sleek harness]

You are plant

[brazen pelican]

I'll love you regardless. ♥

[sleek harness]

You will probably burn

[feral vessel]

Oh! Right, I'm a weed..

[cobalt lichen]

Man I hope so

[little marten]

Based and thankyoupilled

[feral vessel]

does anyone want a blunt of me~

[brazen pelican]

Bro, the Empire is gone, Brits don't know shit.

[dire kayak]

give me one too

[cobalt lichen]

weird kink but ok

[feral vessel]

Have worse.

[brazen pelican]

Sign me the fuck up.

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

This is the weirdest ship this community has ever made

[cobalt lichen]

I expect so

[dire kayak]

i don't know whether to say yes or no to this

[sleek harness]

Slaanesh X Nurgle

[rare pulsar]

Are u smokeable?

[brazen pelican]

Not the rest of the polycule?

[feral vessel]

Yes.

[sleek harness]

I am asexual

[rare pulsar]

Then hell yeah

[brazen pelican]

You are not included in it.

[rare pulsar]

I just need the flowers tho

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[rare pulsar]

Not ur entire body

[sleek harness]

What if I weren't asexual

[brazen pelican]

No. You're rude. :<

[dire kayak]

aaaaggghhh im so dumb

[feral vessel]

i mean rip off a piece of me and smoke it

[brazen pelican]

Pass that shit.

[rare pulsar]

That would be pretty cool

[feral vessel]

can't guarantee you'll get some extra side effects including the usual

[sleek harness]

You are rude back

[feral vessel]

like uh,

[sleek harness]

That's how war goes

[feral vessel]

being more sensitive to touchz

[rare pulsar]

I mean if it doesnt hurt u amd shit

[feral vessel]

or,

uh,

[sleek harness]

You shoot first, then shoot back later when the enemy strikes back

Infinite war

[feral vessel]

ACTUAL HRT in blunt form

[dire kayak]

ive done that plenty of times already

[dire kayak]

just eaten instead of smoked

[feral vessel]

estrogen blunt

[dire kayak]

Yes

PLEEASE

GIVE ME

GIVE

[feral vessel]

"five hundred blunts"

[brazen pelican]

Eh, what goes around, comes around.

[sleek harness]

How would it be like to smoke copium?

[dire kayak]

PLANT PLEASE

[timber elk]

CALM YOURSELF GOOBER

[rare pulsar]

No i dont feel anything from weed anymore atp its a habit tbh

[feral vessel]

goober going mad

[brazen pelican]

Don't need it, I'm not hoping for an AdMech class.

[feral vessel]

estrogen addiction?

[sleek harness]

Is this a way of saying "sorry for insulting you oh Great Mighty Not Foolish Skaven"

[dire kayak]

i need it so bad,,,,,,,,,,

[little marten]

What does estrogen taste like

[brazen pelican]

Truth.

[sleek harness]

Death

[feral vessel]

lollipops and rainbows and whimsiness

[little marten]

🤔

[dire kayak]

im so tired of not being a girl

[little marten]

Mixed reviews coming in

[feral vessel]

whatever the fuck else puppygirls smell like

[dire kayak]

HEAVEN.

[sleek harness]

What do you mean

You are a girl

[brazen pelican]

I've heard that often they're kinda stinky.

[little marten]

This is the loudest and proudest response therefore I can only assume the correct one

[feral vessel]

Yeah.

[dire kayak]

not a real one yet

[feral vessel]

when asked how i can make my hips bigger in another server i was immediately told to start popping estrogen

is this actual good advice

[sleek harness]

So you are trans?

We accept trans people

[dire kayak]

yeah

[little marten]

Why do you want bigger hips?

[sleek harness]

Right merp?

[rare pulsar]

Hips are bones no?

[feral vessel]

femboymaxxing

[rare pulsar]

I think u cant really change that

[feral vessel]

the muscles on your hips

[little marten]

You wanna be caked up femboy goddess?!

[brazen pelican]

This.

[rare pulsar]

But the bone beneath kinda gives the form

[feral vessel]

yuh

[dire kayak]

lucky,,,,

[feral vessel]

of course

[sleek harness]

This definitely I didn't know

[lyric frigate]

👀

[sleek harness]

I thought you were awalys girl

[dire kayak]

im very public about it

[lyric frigate]

what the FUCK is this

[little marten]

I don’t know anything about it but maybe protein overload and lots of hip/ass focused excercise?

[rare pulsar]

Like on adult skeletons u can tell if its male or female from the hips

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

i do that!

[rare pulsar]

Just saying

[astral basin]

Ngl the only puppygirls ive known irl are…
Abusively manipulative

[little marten]

I use my hips to shut the fridge and I don’t care what you say

[sleek harness]

Well I really didn't noticed

Sorry

[rare pulsar]

Still not everyone has wide hips

[dire kayak]

i could never do exercise

[brazen pelican]

Shit luck of the draw. :<

[little marten]

Same

[feral vessel]

well ill do the most i can do

[rare pulsar]

Some women just have narrow hips

[little marten]

Much prefer to starve myself

[feral vessel]

at least to make myself feel good

[feral vessel]

im not a woman

[rare pulsar]

Still

[sleek harness]

Why did yall suddenly start talking about thighs

[feral vessel]

because it's based?

[rare pulsar]

Im just saying its just cosmetic

[feral vessel]

smh

probably likes boobs or somethinf

[green vector]

Hips aren't thighs dumbass

[feral vessel]

OVERRATED

[rare pulsar]

No wide hips aint the end of the world imo

[brazen pelican]

Imagine.

[dire kayak]

im just gonna wait until the mechanicus becomes a thing and augment myself to look better

[sleek harness]

I don't like anything

I am asexual

This is the second time I say this today

[dire kayak]

mine suck

[sleek harness]

Third time I am killing you

[rare pulsar]

I would make a good woman tho

I have long legs

[brazen pelican]

Third time what?

[rare pulsar]

And my mothers face

[sleek harness]

Of saying that I am asexual

[brazen pelican]

I see.

[little marten]

Hips or thighs?
No, those pretty eyes.
That sparkle bright,
In dead of night.
So rest your weary head on me,
Together we can both be free,
One quick PayPal, please send to me.

[sleek harness]

Also this was the third time

Who should I kill

[rare pulsar]

Damn

[brazen pelican]

Nurglites in Expeditions.

[rare pulsar]

Stop rizzing

[dire kayak]

literally everywhere on my body sucks to look at

[little marten]

[sleek harness]

You mean Nurgle Gaymer?

Sure

[brazen pelican]

Nah, he lives in England, you'll be shanked before reaching him.

[sleek harness]

I could tell Goober to do that for me

She's in Britain

[little marten]

LEAVE ME BE

[sleek harness]

Nah

You will die today

[astral basin]

2 that friends dated, 2 observed in the wild
Idk man.

[brazen pelican]

I'll protect you! Quick! Into the Wormmobile!

[dire kayak]

whenever they stab me i just

[brazen pelican]

Might be a region issue.

[little marten]

🏃‍♀️ 🚗 🪱

[brazen pelican]

Please tell me it makes fart noises as you drive.

[dire kayak]

they don't know im in the trunk

[sleek harness]

The hell is the Wormmobile

[little marten]

You can’t kill an idea, bitch

[sleek harness]

If I make everyone stop praising Nurgle I can

That's easy

[rare pulsar]

Wtf is a wormmobile?

[little marten]

If I ran the world I’d be like immortan Joe and instead of releasing water it’d be estrogen

I’d let the estrogen flow

[sleek harness]

It goes Wrom Wrom

[rain pilot]

I don't want to uhm actually you on this one bruv

[rare pulsar]

Let everyone start lactating🗣️

[brazen pelican]

🏃‍♀️ 🚗 🪱

[brazen pelican]

I'd vote for you several times.

[astral basin]

Maybe
College and ghetto zone
Lotta folk gaming hookups

[rare pulsar]

But….what is it?

[brazen pelican]

It's like the Batmobile. But worms.

[rain pilot]

The space elves got a weapon that can kill Slaanash

I bet you know where the last piece for it is 😉

[sleek harness]

Imagine one of thoses cars from Carnival event

[rain pilot]

With Slaanash

[rare pulsar]

I need drugs rn

[brazen pelican]

It's the vehicle of choice whenever @little marten and I need a quick escape!

[little marten]

We worm our way out of any situation in it

[rare pulsar]

I see

[dire kayak]

can i come with?

[sleek harness]

Aren't you two chaos gods

[brazen pelican]

Please don't kill her. :<

[rare pulsar]

U didnt have to do this

[rain pilot]

You got the last piece if the sword that can kill you

Rip space elves

[little marten]

… forgive me

[rare pulsar]

Ok

[somber stream]

How did this worm lore came to be

[little marten]

The ancient question

[sleek harness]

I think Nurgle just said something about worms and misspelled it

[little marten]

wtf

Accurate but wrong

[sleek harness]

Pick one

This answer isn't good

[brazen pelican]

I can't remember, I just know I was asked to hold hands under the Phage Tree, then one thing led to another and then boom! Wormmobile!

[little marten]

Accurate character assessment

Wrong deployment of it

[rain pilot]

@brazen pelican pretty funny prank on the Edlar?

[astral basin]

Not a weapon, a god
They gotta combine the power of the 10 mcguffins, ooga the booga, and actually advance the 41st millennium before they can summon the red genie to snatch up the pink prince

[dire kayak]

chat should i

should i bite skaven

[brazen pelican]

I love Slaanesh. :<

[sleek harness]

Do you want me to say that like it's a fairy story?

[leaden granite]

Why not let them bite you

[little marten]

Here

[dire kayak]

next time hank is here

[little marten]

Don’t ask why I said Lithuania before that

[dire kayak]

im biting him

[rain pilot]

The mcguffins were swords

[sleek harness]

No

I would not

Like that

[rain pilot]

Dumbass

[little marten]

No it’s just wrong I posted the origin of the lore

[leaden granite]

Isn't that like saying that you love stds

[sleek harness]

I think that would be fatal ngl

[sleek harness]

And I said that before the lore

[rare pulsar]

I think stds are more of a nurgle thing

[brazen pelican]

:<

[little marten]

Then you are the founder

[rain pilot]

Chaos multi classing

[sleek harness]

The sex plague?

[dire kayak]

but everyone loves my bites

[little marten]

THE WORM EMPEROR

[dire kayak]

right merp?

[astral basin]

Yes.
Two of which are owned by different chaos gods
Nurgle and slaanesh
Though one is on fulgrims model so there might be progression that way

[rare pulsar]

We actually get worm god emperor in dune

[tepid spire]

what a great idea to add tornadoes to the map

[little marten]

My department is more pestilence I don’t like the folks on the std floor

[sleek harness]

I will just wear full armor plate

[tepid spire]

it makes the game so much fun and it doesn't break the flow or anything

[sleek harness]

Good luck trying

[brazen pelican]

I like them, I call then RNG fast travel.

[dire kayak]

ive eaten planets

[rain pilot]

I am pretty sure you'll need to be a nercon to get close to nurgle's realm

[sleek harness]

Okay

[dire kayak]

i can bite through some plate armour

[brazen pelican]

Did you eat Cadia?

[sleek harness]

Okay

[dire kayak]

yes

[sleek harness]

Some

But mine is special

[brazen pelican]

Good goober!

[dire kayak]

[little marten]

When a nurglite sneezes is it still appropriate to say ‘bless you?’

I’d imagine more so than normal right

[sleek harness]

Goober before she was reborn as a human

[rain pilot]

Molatav throw

[brazen pelican]

I thought so.

[rare pulsar]

No that would assume that they are not blessed allready

Wich they are

[sleek harness]

NURGLE blesses you

[little marten]

But would you bless them in hope the sneeze isn’t in fact working to expunge the illness?

[brazen pelican]

STOP THROWING ROCKS AT ME, I'M NOT A COP!

[rain pilot]

Wait you're not a cop?

[sleek harness]

You throw rocks at cops?

[rain pilot]

Shit I should have used the gun

[astral basin]

Nurgle getting slaanesh followers to convert by inventing super gonorhea

[rare pulsar]

Hmmmmmm

[sleek harness]

She technically is

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

She's over the rules

Keep throwing rocks

[brazen pelican]

I AM?!

[sleek harness]

You are a daemon

Duh

[brazen pelican]

You have no pruff!

[rain pilot]

Talking shit to an Arbitator
Mandated edict: begone thot

[sleek harness]

You are pink

That's one proof

You are also a neurolictor

I don't know what this means

But sounds daemon like name

[rain pilot]

Give me enough beers and I will show you a daemon in battle

[brazen pelican]

I am?

[dire kayak]

mandated edict: castration by cyber-mastiff

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Look at your name

[brazen pelican]

So Cops = Daemons. Sounds like a heretical statement to me.

You are a brave rat.

[sleek harness]

I am in another universe what the hell the cops going to do

[brazen pelican]

Admitting to heresy, even braver.

[rain pilot]

Impresionating an Arbitator
Mandated edict:Extended work shifts to you and your next of kin

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[brazen pelican]

No impersonation here, I'm just an Arbitraitor.

[sleek harness]

I literally work for the Moulder clan by keeping abomination in cages for war

I am the example of a heretic

[rain pilot]

Whatever you say Lex Breaker

[brazen pelican]

@ripe tangle

[sleek harness]

Sister Lucia awalys forget to kill me when I call her old

[dire kayak]

is selling trained war hounds that can kill thousands easily for high profit serving khorne or slaanesh?

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[sleek harness]

Myself

[rain pilot]

I am surrounded by chaos worshippers

And a rat

[brazen pelican]

I prefer attack squirrels.

[sleek harness]

Skaven

Dumbass

[rain pilot]

Rat

[sleek harness]

S-k-a-v-e-n

Got it?

[rain pilot]

Looks like Rat is cranky from not eatting

[brazen pelican]

Shaven.

[sleek harness]

By the way I have this saved in my keyboard

This exact word

[rain pilot]

The skaven button

[sleek harness]

Shut up daemon

[dire kayak]

ptera squirrel!

[brazen pelican]

Probably cranky from the constant shaving.

[fallen tree]

you should spam it as proof

[sleek harness]

Sure

Ak do that for me for 40 dollars

[fallen tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735588196410196071/1485624191762829464/Rannick_optimized.gif

nice

[sleek harness]

Embed fail

[fallen tree]

[somber stream]

So many white names, so many were lost

[dire kayak]

iven,,, stop dancing,,, iven,,,

[sleek harness]

Licht are you dumb

[somber stream]

Perchance

[sleek harness]

It's just 2 people

1 which is British

[somber stream]

Rat can't count

[sleek harness]

I only saw 2 people

And 1 birith

[brazen pelican]

Rats usually can't.

[sleek harness]

I am not a rat

[dire kayak]

they tried to date me a while ago

[brazen pelican]

Then why rat shape, hmm?

[thorn herald]

FFS, 3 crashes in expedition mode so far since drop, & all in the same replenish-resource room. & no game mods whatsoever.

[sleek harness]

What?

[brazen pelican]

Did you scare them off by biting them?

[sleek harness]

Because my ancestors wer cursed by a bell

Blame them

Not me

[brazen pelican]

Still sounds like rat mischief to me.

[dire kayak]

no i just stopped talking to them

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

cause i was genuinely not interested

[woven sigil]

You can't trust rats or rat shaped things

They chew your wiring

[brazen pelican]

Now I am curious.

[sleek harness]

I don't do that

[dire kayak]

i think itd be better to talk about this in dms

[sleek harness]

I only used to chew on wires as a kid

[brazen pelican]

I was thinking that, as well.

[sleek harness]

Also random fact

When I was a kid

[brazen pelican]

Ratling*, go on.

[woven sigil]

Oh right yeah, wiring as a youngster, warpstone as an elder

[sleek harness]

I used to eat thoses things that grow around a hurt area

Most were on my legs

[brazen pelican]

Band-aids?

[sleek harness]

So I ate thoses

[sleek harness]

No

[brazen pelican]

Scabs?

[sleek harness]

Natural bandage

Scabs

[woven sigil]

Eww

[sleek harness]

I also ate the blood

It wasn't so bad

Anyways you guys don't want to see the state of my legs

[brazen pelican]

Hairy?

[sleek harness]

Thank god it's hairy

[rare pulsar]

Ngl thats some vile shit

[sleek harness]

If it wasn't it would be uglier

[sleek harness]

What? It was tasty

[fallen tree]

[sleek harness]

When I was a kid of course

I don't do that now

[rare pulsar]

Still

I dont judge u

But dayum

[sleek harness]

Seems like

You are calling it vile

[rare pulsar]

I think thats fair enough tho

[woven sigil]

we would never

[brazen pelican]

Nah, I am sure it's the cutest little rat leg. ♥

[sleek harness]

By the way in my right knee I used to scratch this hurted in the middle, thinking that I could dig it into my bone

[dire kayak]

i still do that

[brazen pelican]

Goober, no.

We talked about this.

[dire kayak]

[dire kayak]

i knowww,,,

[sleek harness]

It's ugly

[dire kayak]

but it looks so yummy

[brazen pelican]

I mean, I think technically you could. With enough zeal.

[sleek harness]

I usually avoid not using long jeans in public because of that

[brazen pelican]

No. ♥

[brazen pelican]

But biomass. ..oOwOo..

[sleek harness]

Biomass sucks

[dire kayak]

trueee

[sleek harness]

Become one with wires

[dire kayak]

you're made of biomass

[sleek harness]

Become a machine

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Flesh sucks

I age and I will die because of it

[woven sigil]

A weak attitude

[dire kayak]

may i interest you in this little martian faction...

[late canyon]

God it's insane that they refuse to change havoc party finder

[formal mortar]

”Steel isn't strong boy, flesh is stronger! That is strength boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this!” — Thulsa Doom: Conan the Barbarian (1982)

[sleek harness]

Becoming a space marine and living 8000 years?

[dire kayak]

joining the mechanicus

[sleek harness]

Oh

[dire kayak]

we believe the flesh is weak too

[sleek harness]

Sure yeah

I guess

[dire kayak]

FUCK YES

skaven tech-priest

[sleek harness]

I think I am more suited to engineering

[formal mortar]

Never joining the mechanicus, will simply choose not to die

[somber stream]

OOB camera shows Grace from RE9 sitting like a shrimp and is bare footed at the office, she's literally me

[feral vessel]

i mean yeah

[sleek harness]

Become one with the warp

[feral vessel]

but at the very least

[sleek harness]

MERP STOP TALKING ABOUT THIGHS

[feral vessel]

i would like to rid myself of hip dips

[dire kayak]

merp can talk about what he likes he's really cool

[sleek harness]

I think I scared him off

[sleek harness]

True but it's old

[feral vessel]

still not talking about thighs

[sleek harness]

You freaks were talking about thighs one hour ago

[feral vessel]

idiot

[void lark]

You guys talking about thighs?

[feral vessel]

shit idiot brain fungus

[feral vessel]

we were talking about exercises to achieve the ideal femboy body

more or less

[sleek harness]

You will start taking about thighs again if you don't shush

[feral vessel]

it is an important venture to me because it makes me feel better about myself.

[void lark]

I don't understand the appeal of femboys when real females are right there but to each their own

[brazen pelican]

Too late.

[brazen pelican]

Same, but opposite.

[feral vessel]

"females" would never compare

[sleek harness]

That's what I warned you all

[void lark]

Average slaaneshi behavior

[sleek harness]

Being feminine but also still being a guy instead of becoming trans

[feral vessel]

real females don't have bulges

[dire kayak]

even me?

[void lark]

That's like the best part

[feral vessel]

You do, gooba, you do.

[feral vessel]

You clearly fail to understand my advanced homomaxxing procedures.

[void lark]

Femboys but with no penises
If only

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[feral vessel]

you are beyond saving

[brazen pelican]

It was a joke. I like everyone. :3

[feral vessel]

never talk to me again

[sleek harness]

Merp has the most indian voice I ever heard

[feral vessel]

you know thats fucking untrue

[sleek harness]

Cleary a femboy

[void lark]

Average slaaneshi behavior

[sleek harness]

YOU ARE INDIAN

Do not lie

[feral vessel]

i do sound like a femboy when speaking in an english accent

[sleek harness]

Do you scam people also?

Actually thats racist

[feral vessel]

idiot

[sleek harness]

Don't respond that

[feral vessel]

warpstone melted your brain

[brazen pelican]

Bruh.

[feral vessel]

so now you're a flesh automaton

Animated by neurotransmitters.

[sleek harness]

No

[wind wing]

Skaven insensitivity training

[sleek harness]

Bruh bruh?

[sleek harness]

What

[void lark]

This is a 40k server
Keep it strictly xenophobic please

[sleek harness]

Alien scum

[brazen pelican]

Fuck the T'au.

[white wyvern]

lmao

[sleek harness]

Listen I had to make the joke

[dire kayak]

bites you

[marsh iris]

tau girls

[somber stream]

Fish

[sleek harness]

Illuminate girl

Are better

[untold skiff]

heyo

[marsh iris]

what the fish

[untold skiff]

filthy blackfur.

[feral vessel]

hello hapless soul.

[dire kayak]

my homebrew chapter is actually loosely based off the illuminate

[sleek harness]

That's racism

[obtuse oak]

"I just had to be racist" isn't a viable defense cmon

don't let the intrusive thoughts win

[feral vessel]

do you wish to talk about upper leg and glutes workout

[marsh iris]

im racist towards fictional alien races

[dire kayak]

i get jealous of people able to work out

[sleek harness]

Sure, I will make my brain fort better

Does this count as a warning?

[untold skiff]

only towards the skaven blight.

[feral vessel]

you can do it too

[void lark]

Skaven genocide when?

[feral vessel]

I believe in you!!

[feral vessel]

We all do, probably, isn't that right?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Give her money if you support her then

[woven sigil]

Greedy

[dire kayak]

im bedbound most of the day

and my leg injury stops me from doing most exercises

[marsh iris]

bounded to the bed

[dire kayak]

even me?

[void lark]

No

[marsh iris]

if they taste nice....

[sleek harness]

Doubtful of me being included

[gusty plume]

Who doesn't like Rats?

[untold skiff]

i went down the darktide->vermintide reverse pipeline.

[sleek harness]

I am not a rat

[gusty plume]

Ok Squeaker

[limpid vigil]

-I like defects

That's good
-I like how they taste
OOH THAT'S BAD

[little marten]

🙈

I missed Skaven mask off moment

[limpid vigil]

1 000 000 by nine inch nails starts playing

[sleek harness]

I didn't meant to be racist

[little marten]

It’s cool we move on

Live learn love

[brazen pelican]

No, even you. ♥

[sleek harness]

I will point at you and force my memory to remember you as the racist

[brazen pelican]

You're my favorite rat.

[gusty plume]

It's cool we're all a little racist here, we're Warhammer Fans

[sleek harness]

Liar

[sleek harness]

Skaven

[little marten]

I tirelessly fight the anti Brit rhetoric here and I am one

[gusty plume]

Vermin

[obtuse oak]

unofficially

[brazen pelican]

That's literally what I said. :<

[limpid vigil]

ratcists

[little marten]

Mainly because one time some guys in a valorant game kept saying the ‘bottle of water’ thing to me and it infuriated me to no end

[brazen pelican]

Sorry about that, mate.

[sleek harness]

Rat ≠ Skaven

[obtuse oak]

it's really funny that that worked

[woven sigil]

I don't, I celebrate our position as the greatest nation on earth

[obtuse oak]

ITS CHEWSDAY INNIT

[little marten]

wtf?!?!

[gusty plume]

Just uh, don't ask the Black Templars fans what their politics are

[limpid vigil]

nobody got this peak refrence

[little marten]

HANK MASK OFF

📸

[woven sigil]

Real, Hank British, confirmed

[obtuse oak]

I have never been mask on when it comes to Br*tain

[somber stream]

"It's not racist if it's white"

[formal mortar]

Wish Fatshark would fix the hair colors

[somber stream]

🫵

[obtuse oak]

white on white violence

[green vector]

people slating the greatest country on earth again?

[brazen pelican]

The word "Britain" is funny. If you remove the brain, all you are left with is tea.

[little marten]

wtf is this a loaf of bread

[limpid vigil]

it's not racist if it's white - it's just typical europe

[woven sigil]

Still upset about the trade wars there buddy?

[void lark]

It's not racism if they deserve it

[green vector]

WHOA

[obtuse oak]

don't make me install our king on your throne again

[gusty plume]

I want Fatshark to give us some new guns to play around with

[limpid vigil]

Found the krieg/black templar fan

do i get a point?

[woven sigil]

Alright, valid, but you only got away with it once, unlike those troublesome Germans!

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[sleek harness]

See what happens to the chat when I am racist? They follow my steps

[limpid vigil]

yipee!

[obtuse oak]

listen when former european colonial powers are making fun of each other, it's not racism. that's just banter.

[sleek harness]

How cute

[void lark]

No I'm just French
Every occasion to dunk on the british is a good one

[dire kayak]

bites you again

[little marten]

Ok but don’t mention the water 🙁

[limpid vigil]

shouldn't you be dunking on their royalty then?

[woven sigil]

Yeah, French, the even worse Dutch

[obtuse oak]

France 🤝 Netherlands
making fun of the UK and the US since 2016

[gusty plume]

Average Warhammer fan be like "omg haaaaiiii~ :3 >///< 💜✨️"

[brazen pelican]

What about Scandinavian countries?

[untold skiff]

not the french.

[gusty plume]

Fr*nce

[visual vortex]

It's not racism if i run out of arguments and rage quit afterwards

[sleek harness]

No that's Twitter Warhammer fans

[woven sigil]

I think even we take the piss out of the Americans

[obtuse oak]

legacy coloniser status because of the viking occupation of england

[little marten]

Actually idgaf my country is full of people that stand and wait for hours with fucking toblerones for the Prince of pegging to walk past them

[void lark]

It's not racism if it was just mean't as ragebait

[obtuse oak]

anyone who contributes to the storied history of the native britbongs getting absolutely OWNED by invasions from circa 500 AD until 1200 AD is based

[brazen pelican]

So I can make fun of the Danes and Britain?

Score!

[sleek harness]

Goober is from Britain

[visual vortex]

I am a
Warhammer fan

[little marten]

STOP IT

[visual vortex]

I dont talk like this

[limpid vigil]

Warhammer and dyslexic firearm enjoyers be like = gock

[gusty plume]

The fact that I can accept that Pegging is a real town in the UK with a long and detailed history dating back to tye moddle ages

[little marten]

MY BLOOD IS PURE AND CELTIC

[brazen pelican]

Only the good ones.

[somber stream]

Wo'ah

[little marten]

😈

[visual vortex]

Hi licht

[brazen pelican]

Goober is one of the good ones.

[void lark]

It's mandatory

[visual vortex]

Hi licht hi

[somber stream]

Hi fish

[limpid vigil]

there was also a town called fucking and a mountain called wank

[somber stream]

Yes that's me, hi

[visual vortex]

Hi

[brazen pelican]

Speaking my language.

[visual vortex]

Hi licht

[sleek harness]

This makes me wonder

[visual vortex]

Hello

Hi

[sleek harness]

What do you think of Brazil

[visual vortex]

Hi hi licht

[gusty plume]

WANK 😭

[sleek harness]

Ollpheist the old one

[brazen pelican]

Carnivals and football, mostly.

[somber stream]

I catch you the first time, hi

[woven sigil]

About as pure as some bathtub MDMA, we live on a fuckin island

[visual vortex]

Hu hi

Hi licht

[limpid vigil]

i had the same reaction

[cosmic burrow]

beautiful country with problems

[sleek harness]

That's...

[visual vortex]

Hi hello hi

[sleek harness]

That's offensive

[gusty plume]

Do you call the natives Wankers?

[gusty plume]

Wanks?

[untold skiff]

is it weird that i don't even like warhammer just the tide games?

[little marten]

I’m sorry to hear that but I’m built different

[gusty plume]

Wankettes?

[sleek harness]

What the hell Slaaneshi

[cosmic burrow]

no

[limpid vigil]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wank_(mountain) it's quite nice too!

[sleek harness]

I thought they teached about Brazil in school

[visual vortex]

They dont

I was never taught brazil

[cosmic burrow]

depends where

[sleek harness]

No way

[visual vortex]

Or i never paid attention

Probably both

[sleek harness]

I will murder you

[dire kayak]

i need headpats again

[woven sigil]

Did you also vote for Brexit and wish you could deep-thro*t Farage?

[visual vortex]

I just dont rlly care about brazil

[dire kayak]

[untold skiff]

wealth disparity and gang violence.

[brazen pelican]

Nurgle is also one of the good ones.

Also he talks funny.

[sleek harness]

Somewhat true

[gusty plume]

Oh its germain

[sleek harness]

Depends on region

[gusty plume]

That makes sense

[little marten]

I voted remain and have spoiled my GE ballets

[visual vortex]

Licht is the only german man i like

[limpid vigil]

not that suprising tbh

[sleek harness]

I think it's because he's the only one

[visual vortex]

I sw that laugh

[woven sigil]

Atta boy, though you did walk into that one rather

[gusty plume]

Is Brazil just Tertium?

[visual vortex]

No ive met furry germans

[sleek harness]

Depends

Favela is Tertium

[little marten]

😔

[limpid vigil]

brazil is tertium hive , dubai is chaos wastes

[visual vortex]

Everywhere is tertium if you dig deep enough

[limpid vigil]

imo

[gusty plume]

You could also say
German Furries

[brazen pelican]

Dig? Deep? Rock?

[visual vortex]

You expect me to think?

[sleek harness]

Neopopo shut up

[somber stream]

I'm fairly certain there are like 6 German here other than me

[limpid vigil]

am i wrong?

[gusty plume]

Furry Germans sounds very different

[visual vortex]

Neopolitan

More like

Nepoopoo

Haha

Get fucked

[little marten]

Lichts german side comes out during expeditions

[gusty plume]

There ain't no bears in the black forest, save for Hans

[little marten]

Smooth
Efficient
Solid

[sleek harness]

Yeah, calling Brazil as a whole advanced enough to have citys everywhere

[limpid vigil]

furry germans sound naughty , furry germans sound as if i am about to get some good af asmr

[sleek harness]

That's dumb

[brazen pelican]

I think they are talking about overly hairy Germans, not Germans partaking in the furry culture.

[somber stream]

We died horribly at the end

[visual vortex]

Both

[gusty plume]

Ah

[limpid vigil]

i thought you were upset abt the dubai comment

[visual vortex]

Well actually maybe they werent hairy considering they were also a femboy

[little marten]

It’s what happens when the heavy eviscerator isn’t in my hands

[sleek harness]

I don't give a fuck about Dubai

[visual vortex]

Isk it's hard to tell anymore it was like 5 years ago

[limpid vigil]

but yeah ig only the favela is aplicable here

[visual vortex]

Dubai is a fake ass city

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Hush labubu dont u cry

[somber stream]

True, leave the Infantry las at home next time

[visual vortex]

Everything's gonna be dubai

[brazen pelican]

My bad. :<

[visual vortex]

I hate that city

[limpid vigil]

it's modern day slavery but we shouldn't talk abt that here

[gusty plume]

I don't want you to form words ever again

[sleek harness]

I should buy tickets to Brazil São Paulo

[brazen pelican]

I will stop sucking, Dad.

[woven sigil]

There has to be some level of overlap, surely?

[sleek harness]

It's a experience

[visual vortex]

I just hate the name

Dubai

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[somber stream]

It's a team effort nw xoxo

[brazen pelican]

Hmm?

[fair bridge]

had a dream last night that i was running with two different pairs of shoes

[visual vortex]

It sounds like some shit SpongeBob would say during the imagination box episode

[brazen pelican]

Thanks, Dad.

[sleek harness]

Would you like tickets to São Paulo

So you can like

Get shot

[limpid vigil]

Dubai sounds like dłubai in polish wich means to dig/prod in something

[gusty plume]

Damn, did anyone rell you to stop?

[sleek harness]

Randomly

[little marten]

Also forgot to upgrade my kraks so I had 0 anti crusher

[gusty plume]

I'llshutupnow

[brazen pelican]

I was strictly addressing Licht.

[little marten]

🙈

[visual vortex]

We all love licht

WE

[sleek harness]

You

[brazen pelican]

No thanks, would love to go, get a guide and go look at cool spiders.

[visual vortex]

We

[gusty plume]

Lichtenstein...

[visual vortex]

Be inclusive you fucking bigot

[sleek harness]

Licht still owes me the daily reminder of the German economy

[gusty plume]

Its over engineered yet somehow extremely efficient

[sleek harness]

I think we have capybaras here

[gusty plume]

Just like everything in Germany

[visual vortex]

Who cares about capybaras?

[sleek harness]

Most people do

[gusty plume]

Do you wanna rephrase

[visual vortex]

No

[limpid vigil]

The only german furry i met is obsessed with broccoli

[limpid vigil]

wich is dope

[brazen pelican]

Those are rodents, not spiders.

[sleek harness]

Thanks Licht 2

[visual vortex]

I genuinely dont care about capybaras

[sleek harness]

You are my favorite Licht

[gusty plume]

They were definitely exposed to Tylenol

[brazen pelican]

Broccoli is top tier biomass.

[sleek harness]

But you could see rodents too

[brazen pelican]

Are you asking me on a date?

[limpid vigil]

maybe , they also have a catchphrase

[visual vortex]

Yeah like foolish skaven

[limpid vigil]

they go "Dui"

[sleek harness]

Since you "supposedly" likes me, the "rat"

[sleek harness]

No

[gusty plume]

"Broccoli is top tier biomass"

Listen to yourself

[limpid vigil]

it's adorable

[brazen pelican]

[sleek harness]

It's more of a early coffin invite

[limpid vigil]

broccoli is a fractal. It consists entirely of infinitely smaller broccoli

[sleek harness]

São Paulo is a mess

[brazen pelican]

No thanks. :>

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[visual vortex]

Broccoli is mid unless steamed

[brazen pelican]

Infinite broccoli.

[sleek harness]

See you dead next week

[little marten]

Guys some guy in Dubai is inviting me to fly out and spend some time on his yacht? He asked me if I had an allergy to sweetcorn.

Should I go?

[gusty plume]

Infinite Broccoli Hack

[visual vortex]

No

[limpid vigil]

it's top tier with cream sauce pasta and chicken

[visual vortex]

Never go to dubai

[sleek harness]

Is he rich

[brazen pelican]

Steamed, flaky salt. If I'm feeling a little naughty a little bit of melted butter.

[little marten]

Oh ok 🙁

[visual vortex]

Have sone dignity

[limpid vigil]

my fav dish ever

[little marten]

In this hypothetical scenario, yes

[visual vortex]

Even i wont go to dubai

[sleek harness]

Ask him for money to buy the tickets to fly to dubai

Then never go

[visual vortex]

Catfish him

[brazen pelican]

First racism, now you're encouraging financial scams.

[gusty plume]

Fuck that, Sweetcorn Allergy or now I'm joining the suspicious Arab on his Desert Yacht

[sleek harness]

Catfish rich people who would totally kill you

I am a savior here

[woven sigil]

Seems like a viable business plan

[visual vortex]

Catfish people who live in dubai

[little marten]

I can only respect you for knowing what you want

[brazen pelican]

You know what. That's fair.

[brazen pelican]

When are we playing again, cutie?

[little marten]

Ideally I never ever ever ever ever ever ever go to Dubai

[gusty plume]

I want

New Equipment

[visual vortex]

You could honetly go to dubai and salvage the parts from the sports cars left in the deserts around there

[little marten]

Great question not sure rn I’m waiting for a laptop repairman for my work laptop and have been given a very vague timescale

[limpid vigil]

if i ever go to dubai it's only if i get to do a spec ops the line

[fading otter]

Mad Max irl

[woven sigil]

There are supercars just left out on the streets, seems like a good way to make a quick buck

[gusty plume]

You mean firebomb innocent civilians?

[brazen pelican]

Call them and scream "On ya go, cunt! Ain't got all day, do I?".

[serene dune]

Du bais I bais who bais?

[limpid vigil]

by that i mean have a mental breakdown and end up making a tragic point about how propaganda kills the self and the mind

[little marten]

🤔

[little marten]

🤔

Always lots to think about here

[limpid vigil]

No , but the other tragic realisations yes

[visual vortex]

Dubai is so fake i bet their police force are cardboard cutouts

[gusty plume]

Lol

[serene dune]

Ill go to Dubai when it needs to be liberated from terminids

[sleek harness]

Theres a lot of cars that are left in airports stations

How about we take some of thoses

[little marten]

Don’t ask a woman her age.

Don’t ask a man his salary.

Don’t ask a Dubai resident about the poo trucks.

[gusty plume]

It's actually just the locally enslaved Pakistani's

[woven sigil]

Jesus christ

[visual vortex]

Pretty much the same thing

Not real either way

[sleek harness]

What's your age

[little marten]

19 😈

[gusty plume]

What? Pakistanis?

[visual vortex]

No i mean they're enslaved to do the work

That's how you get a bad force

[little marten]

Dubai is built by modern slaves that have their passports taken upon arriving for work

[brazen pelican]

I know. I spread wisdom wherever I go.

[sleek harness]

You don't mean seriously

[visual vortex]

People should wsnt to join the police or military forces to help others

[little marten]

🙏🙏🙏

[gusty plume]

Idk man you ever seen a Gladiator Arena? Those dudes fight like rabid dogs

[visual vortex]

If you enslave them then they arent going to try

[visual vortex]

Money

[limpid vigil]

At this point max payne and spec ops the line should be played and their story analyzed in schools

[brazen pelican]

To be fair, usually the wisdom is "See that food? You should totally eat it.".

[visual vortex]

At this point

[limpid vigil]

cuz boy were they more right than they had any right to be

[woven sigil]

Aye, better off using indentured servitude, its more coercive

[little marten]

Effortlessly relatable

[visual vortex]

I should et a job and never come back here again and become a working member of society

[limpid vigil]

Yes?

[brazen pelican]

This is why we make such a good team!

[gusty plume]

I would probably work for Dentures personally

[sleek harness]

Of scammers?

[woven sigil]

-100 social credit

[limpid vigil]

Poland had this war of mine as part of some curriculums so i don't see why not

[little marten]

Dubyeeee gurl 💅

[brazen pelican]

So I was just looking into some Necromunda shit. To balance out the genders I suggest we get Escher Death-maidens as a playable class. That bow looks sick.

[gusty plume]

Imagine being a gamer for a school grade

[visual vortex]

Balance out the genders?

[shell berry]

Hi

[brazen pelican]

Ogryns are all male.

[visual vortex]

The genders are already balanced in darktide tf you mean

[little marten]

Also there’s like no decent plumbing in the city so all the waste has to be transported out in massive tankers every day

[limpid vigil]

it sounds cool

[visual vortex]

So?

[brazen pelican]

Death-maidens are all female.

[gusty plume]

Btw, is This War of Mine any good?

[visual vortex]

And?

[river ingot]

all adults serve as adro laws

[brazen pelican]

Two opposite genderlocked classes. Balance.

[limpid vigil]

There are ogryn girls , one we do know of is a psyker

[visual vortex]

No

[little marten]

SORORITAS

[sleek harness]

Make ogryns female

Easy

[visual vortex]

Pgryn females are kept away from battles

[brazen pelican]

Ogryns don't have cool bows.

[visual vortex]

Because they are special

[sleek harness]

What

[limpid vigil]

her name is cassia and im fairly cerain she is from a ghazgul book

[gusty plume]

Why not just put Estrogen in the water? Poland did it

[visual vortex]

Thank goodness im not from poland

[little marten]

Tech remnants suggests Admech next sadly

[limpid vigil]

not yet you are not

[visual vortex]

PLEASE SERVITOR

🙏

[visual vortex]

If they put estrogen in my water

[little marten]

And as Hank broke his NDA before when he said “why wouldn’t FatShark have Admech tie into the narrative more”

[brazen pelican]

:<