general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Absolute sin eh ma?

[dire kayak]

like cadia?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah every Cadian was pitching a tent when cadia exploded

It intimidated the demons

[astral basin]

This is giving “ey ma no hands!”

[gloomy tartan]

Even the Cadians off world

It scared our comrades

They made it weird

[dire kayak]

i bit cadia

[gloomy tartan]

You bit the rock?

[dire kayak]

and it just fell apart like lego

so i blamed abbadon

[gloomy tartan]

What’s Dwayne the rock Johnson like

[astral basin]

Goober is a follower of slaanesh confirmed

[gloomy tartan]

Was he nice

[grand mural]

You think you can point at a pile of sand and say "hey look its cadia"

[dire kayak]

hmmm

prove this accusation

[gloomy tartan]

I like your name

It describes you

I approve

[grand mural]

I like yours, its a grand title to be proud of

[brazen pelican]

I thought I saw Cadia as an easter egg on Chasm Station, but it turned out to just be regular rubble.

[gloomy tartan]

Now we just need _ the steel legionnaire

[dire kayak]

my status is somehow a mix of slaanesh and tzeentch cultistry

[gloomy tartan]

Your status is deez/nuts

Sending support

Not emotional

[grand mural]

truly

[gloomy tartan]

Artillery support

c:

[brazen pelican]

They exist?

[grand mural]

Did

[trail linden]

Wtf did I just read

[gloomy tartan]

Eventually another soldier will show up

[trail linden]

Lmao

[gloomy tartan]

To represent there people

[brazen pelican]

Good. You had me worried for a bit.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey kriegy you also naturally produce grenades every 60 seconds as a natural part of your life cycle ?

Or is that just a Cadian thing

[grand mural]

No, but we do have a bottomless trench bag of bayonets

You'll never run out

if i hear a word about a shovel ill lose it

[harsh lava]

Shobel

[gloomy tartan]

lol the bayonet breaks into the enemy like a Lance and you just strap a new bayonet on

[acoustic pebble]

I'm back!

[astral basin]

Oliensis
Its a planet, but its an obese man curled in the fetal position
Noise marines and beastmen called it home.
The planet eats people. The inhabitants eat people. The people that went to crusade it started eating people

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

[grand mural]

[gloomy tartan]

Did Tarzan tap gorilla booty

Someone tell me the truth

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

It's canon

Morrow told me

[gloomy tartan]

Aw meng

[brazen pelican]

Morrow never lies.

[gloomy tartan]

Dayum

[harsh lava]

Why is yellow kriegman mad

[acoustic pebble]

Pappa Morrow never lies

Fun fact: The Hive Scum (except Anarchists) do admire Morrow

[astral basin]

Ngl tzeench is the perfect trans motif
Pink and blue, changer of ways, furry bait
Last one isnt a hard goal post though

[brazen pelican]

Female Bounty Hunter here. Can confirm.

[grand mural]

IM BLUE

[harsh lava]

Steel Legion heavily recruits from Hive Gangers, they're mates

[gloomy tartan]

We’re never getting catachans

:/

[fiery wave]

Just a totally not heretical thing?

[acoustic pebble]

Male Outlaw: "Morrow is one of us. He's got a killer eye in him."

Female Bounty Hunter: "Old man Sorrow doesn't mess around. Respect."

[trail linden]

Keep reminding me lmao

[astral basin]

Though beastmen are usually tzeench or khorne ngl

[acoustic pebble]

Oh yeah, all thanks to Ol man Yarrick

[gloomy tartan]

Morrow and a recon squad killed a Chaos marine with out any support

Morrow is HIM

[brazen pelican]

Surely there are no heretics here.

[fiery wave]

What?

[acoustic pebble]

Says the heretic

[gloomy tartan]

Beastmen don’t wash they ass

[harsh lava]

Yarrick just kind of forgot about the Steel Legion recently though

[brazen pelican]

Me? Never.

[acoustic pebble]

Nah that's GWs fault

[gloomy tartan]

wtf was yarrick doing

Avoiding child support?

[fiery wave]

None. Just someone who loves their bistol.

[trail linden]

Nothing I was just commenting on how ridiculous it sounded 😭

[acoustic pebble]

To Yarrick, everyone on Armageddon is a soldier of Armageddon, wether they like it or not

[marsh iris]

honeymoon with ghazkull

[acoustic pebble]

Yes. Always.

Verily so

[fiery wave]

Is not though?

[gloomy tartan]

I want to read this book

[trail linden]

Wdym?

[brazen pelican]

Counterpoint: Nu-uh!

[dire kayak]

EXACTLY

[fiery wave]

There's no heretic.

[delicate vapor]

vhat the hell

[acoustic pebble]

Counter counterpoint: Yuh huh

[brazen pelican]

NU-UH!

[gloomy tartan]

So um

[marsh iris]

heretic says what

[acoustic pebble]

YUH-HUH!

[gloomy tartan]

🦔

[astral basin]

To be fair
We have call culturally stigmatized ourselves to not like the smell of musk and natural hormones

[fiery wave]

There are people who go for two or more gods.

[grand mural]

what

[brazen pelican]

Someone has been taking bites out of crewmen, and it wasn't me. I've been good.

[gloomy tartan]

Not all of us sadly

Some people like pheromone maxing

[fiery wave]

Did you invite more...

[brazen pelican]

Me! :3

[gloomy tartan]

🙁

It’s real btw

Pheromone maxing

I hate it

[marsh iris]

Smellaxxing

[brazen pelican]

No, I cannot sense any friends in the vent or anything. Heard them talking about "goober" something, though.

[acoustic pebble]

Alright I need to hop on darktide

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve had women tell me I smell nicer before I’ve showered more than after

They didn’t know about the shower

But I’ve gotten more compliments from women on my smell before showers than after

It made me angry

[marsh iris]

bro move out of the torrents

[gloomy tartan]

Like bitch when I wear guy perfume

[fiery wave]

Oh. Sighs. I guess someone needs to be blammed till they know not to.

[nocturne bloom]

[gloomy tartan]

Oh you smell nice

But when I haven’t showered yet

“ OH MY GOD YOU SMELL SO GOOD”

[brazen pelican]

@dire kayak You know anything about this?

[gloomy tartan]

and I’m just looking at bitch like

Are you dead ass

Yet bitch is going OH MY GOWD I SMELL SO BAD

As she exist The shower

[marsh iris]

did she do the zesty sonic reaction?

[gloomy tartan]

I hate that I know what you mean

[dire kayak]

uhhhh

[acoustic pebble]

All I know is: I don't fuck with Da Hui

[gloomy tartan]

And that they do

🙁

[dire kayak]

im totally not in the vents?

[fiery wave]

Is hormones and such. Men stink horribly shower or no, but then again, I have no real interest in men for most parts.

[brazen pelican]

No, but you do bite things, and people.

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[dire kayak]

i do like biting things

[gloomy tartan]

I get sweaty

[acoustic pebble]

I don't want to name names, but someone here is in my walls

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t help that

Otherwise I smell nicer bitch

[wicked pike]

What's up, gamers?

[grand mural]

my bad

[gloomy tartan]

I use floral scents

Okay

[thin wagon]

I smell fabulous. psssh.

[marsh iris]

i like to bite and chew, helps with digestion

[gloomy tartan]

I smell nice

[dire kayak]

yeah uh ive been biting your crewmen

im sorry they just look so yummy

[gloomy tartan]

My body wash is called RAPTOR STRIKE

AND IT SMELLE GOOD

[astral basin]

I like elves, but there’s only two options for me
The fae flavored wood elves
Bc feralism is rad
And dark elves
Bc noone is brave enough to full send goth elves

[gloomy tartan]

OKAG

I SMELL LIKE A RSPTOR STRIKE

[brazen pelican]

@fiery wave See! I was innocent!

[gloomy tartan]

I SMELL LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR

I’m not smelly

[wicked pike]

If you have a smell, you are by definition smelly

[patent grove]

I got my resident evil leon kennedy body wash

[gloomy tartan]

Yu richt

I’m not bad smelly

[thin wagon]

See I've got scented oils, little on the wrists and neck after a shower, I smell like a springtime fruit garden.

[gloomy tartan]

I smell like flowers and honey and velociraptors

I smell pleasant

[wicked pike]

I just use soap. And water.

[astral basin]

@dire kayak alternatively
You could transition between soup and hungry velociraptor regularly with the nids

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why you don’t smell like a velociraptor

[thin wagon]

Smelling clean is a plus

[gloomy tartan]

You gotta wash your ass

Pro tip

[fiery wave]

I can see that.

[thin wagon]

MMMMM hot shower.

[brazen pelican]

I've been a very good buggy. I've only been eating the Nurglites.

[wicked pike]

I get the green bars of soap because they're cheap

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[nocturne bloom]

I cant wait any longer man I want my M1 Garand

[gloomy tartan]

Have you ever heard of everything showers

[thin wagon]

If I don't feel like a cooked vegetable I didn't do it right.

[gloomy tartan]

I had a girl tell me about everything showers

[thin wagon]

Women are not to be trusted in the bathroom

[gloomy tartan]

And the implication they be taking showers and not washing everything

[fiery wave]

I still question how.

[gloomy tartan]

Is that real

[nocturne bloom]

Apparently the one I bought is some rare one that only had 300k on the civilian market too

[dire kayak]

i can eat it

[gloomy tartan]

Or was she fucking with me

Do any of you humans take only partial showers

[wicked pike]

Do you now wash everything in the shower?

[grand mural]

might be fucking with you

[wicked pike]

Is that a thing people do?

[brazen pelican]

I don't question it, I only devour. Think I can thank my Master and my Mistress for the ability to do so.

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz like why tf would you shower and only wash your hair or something lmao

[dire kayak]

i just eat water and i get clean

[thin wagon]

Some people just do rinses some days I know that.

[gloomy tartan]

But like

[dire kayak]

i don't know how it works

[brazen pelican]

Some people do, yes.

[dire kayak]

but i have to specifically eat the water not drink it

[gloomy tartan]

Your need to wash your as every day tho

[nocturne bloom]

You guys shower? Ewwww

[fiery wave]

I see... Shrugs.

[gloomy tartan]

🙁

Why would you not wash your ass

[wicked pike]

I also get hungry sometime and I thank the God emperor for the rations I recieve

[gloomy tartan]

Why you dry cheeking it

Clean your ass

Get help

Call Michael Jordan

[nocturne bloom]

I was gonna say something but

[fiery wave]

Usually only if they have skin issues and can't afford sensitive skin soap.

[marsh iris]

michael would dunk yo ass

[dire kayak]

i could say something absolutely vile

[marsh iris]

chebloop!

[thin wagon]

Reasonable.

[gloomy tartan]

Literally haha

[nocturne bloom]

I can

[gloomy tartan]

No

Not that face

That’s the I’m about to pull off a devious lick face

🙁

[nocturne bloom]

Oh there will be licks

[dire kayak]

exactlyyyy

[nocturne bloom]

[fiery wave]

Because the actual medical ones are not cheap and the consumer grade stuff is a dice roll.

[delicate vapor]

vhat the hell

[gloomy tartan]

Yo I wish I remember which horse I won the most money in horse racing was

It won me decent cash

Paid family bills of like 6 years

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

So like I wish I could pay respects to the horse

I was young af

[stuck seal]

Whenever someone says get a room...that's here apparently

[gloomy tartan]

Randomly guessed the winner and the first second and third place horses

[gloomy tartan]

I think about that horse

Like

[delicate vapor]

😮

[gloomy tartan]

Thanks bro

Your a cool horse

[harsh lava]

Pie-O-My obviously

[gloomy tartan]

Thanks for winning

[marsh iris]

buy the horse

[gloomy tartan]

It was at San Anita

[thin wagon]

Yeahh, go figures. pharmaceuticals are costly (correct reply this time)

[gloomy tartan]

I was so young

Grandpa was still alive

It was a good race too

Dad and grandpa had shit luck all day

So they bet the remaining cash on whatever I picked to try my luck

[brazen pelican]

Now give it to @grand mural to ride into battle!

[dire kayak]

deploy me like a stratagem

[gloomy tartan]

that’s what that gsme with goldship makes me think

[grand mural]

God i wish i was a death rider theyre so fucking cool

[harsh lava]

It lacks toes

[gloomy tartan]

Like man I wish I remember the name of that horse I won money on

[brazen pelican]

In toddler ants?

[gloomy tartan]

It wouel probably be almost impossible to look it up

[dire kayak]

umamusume refereAAAAAAGGAGAGGHYUUUAGAGGAHHHH

[gloomy tartan]

I only remember the race track

I’d have to look through every past championship there

From now to when I was a kid lol

[fiery wave]

Yeah, is a sad thing. But greed and profits run the world.

[gloomy tartan]

And go through every horse

Hoping I recognize it visually or by name

Like I doubt I would

But I give my mental respect to it

[thin wagon]

For now....

[gloomy tartan]

Idk Maybie the horse is in heaven and I’ll see it in the sunset like simbas dad

It will neigh at me and tell me to eat oats

[brazen pelican]

Approximately how long ago was it?

[gloomy tartan]

And that will save me from heart problems

Dog I’m 29

I was like

[astral basin]

Realistically
Why shouldnt a lictor look like a spider?

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck idk

[delicate vapor]

cause

food

[gloomy tartan]

10-15

[dire kayak]

mmmmm

[slate hornet]

do you guys know if glory hunter works on the needle pistol (25% toughness on elite kill blessing)
I dont think it does since its generally the chem that kills the elite

[brazen pelican]

There is a chance.

[gloomy tartan]

It was a long long time ago

[harsh lava]

Unc status

[gloomy tartan]

It was San Anita race track

[thin wagon]

Spiders are less ambush and more trap predators. mantis works better.

[dire kayak]

i actually gnawed on my knight castellan one time out of curiosity

[gloomy tartan]

Give me a beer

Yeah I’m old enough to remember cadia blow up

It took my fucking legs

[brazen pelican]

It could be modeled after a jumping spider. That way it would be even cuter than it is now!

[gloomy tartan]

Some spiders ambush

There’s types of spider that uses its web like a lasso

[thin wagon]

Yeah... cute is the word.

[gloomy tartan]

They spin it around

[gloomy tartan]

Jumping spiders hunt other spiders and flies

So you should love them

They hunt spiders that can bite you

Jumping spiders don’t bite humans really

[thin wagon]

Bugs that scare me in my own home suffer the death penalty

[brazen pelican]

Yes. :3

[gloomy tartan]

You can shop them

They’ll jump away

Or in your hand

[thin wagon]

However if I discover them, I will move them peacefully.

[gloomy tartan]

And you can aim them

And they jump away

They are chill to handle

Just they jump lll

[brazen pelican]

You mean the net-casting spider or the bolas spider?

[dire kayak]

oh no,,,

[gloomy tartan]

Bola

[thin wagon]

But jump scare me in the comfort of my domicile and I shalt smite thee with a hand most heavy.

[dire kayak]

i hate jumping spiders even more than normal ones

[gloomy tartan]

The net caster is different but Also cool

[brazen pelican]

Looks funny af when they start swinging that shit.

[gloomy tartan]

Bro if you see a jumpin spider

Keep them around

THEY EAT SPIDers

Bigger ones

[brazen pelican]

But they're like the cutest of all the spiders. :<

[gloomy tartan]

That are scarier

They hunt scary spiders

And flies

They hunt stuff you don’t want around

They don’t bite you

It’s a net positive

[thin wagon]

They are TRESPASSING on my PROPERTY and shall be E X P U N G E D

[gloomy tartan]

THEY PROVIDE A SERVICE

[dire kayak]

if one jumped at me id scream

[gloomy tartan]

THEY KILL FLIES AND OTHER SPIDERS

[thin wagon]

The only service the provide is target practice

[dire kayak]

flying insects are bad enough

[gloomy tartan]

jumping spiders kill spiders that will bite you

[dire kayak]

and so does my cat

[gloomy tartan]

They kill spiders bigger than them

[thin wagon]

The spiders that will bite me don't fair much better chance in my household than the ones that don't ngl

[gloomy tartan]

They also kill flies

So like

[rocky radish]

I totally get that. My first English teacher completely changed my life by being awesome. I wish I could thank her, but I have no clue what her name was

[gloomy tartan]

We can train them

[harsh lava]

Sure thing, mr. Totally-not-a-jumping spider

[gloomy tartan]

If the jumping spider was bigger

It would eat roaches

[thin wagon]

We put a fly brain into a computer

[gloomy tartan]

I like them

Their like sharks

They provide a service

Except I don’t worry about a shark eating me on land

[harsh lava]

Can the fly brain learn how to play Doom?

[gloomy tartan]

Look compared to all the bugs

Spiders are chill

If I was in Australia

I’d hate them more

[thin wagon]

Look at Flygm and see if that's in the works. lol

[gloomy tartan]

But I’m not

[brazen pelican]

:<

[gloomy tartan]

I move jumping spiders with my hands

I know they won’t bite me

They physically can’t lol

Only some spiders have fangs that can bite you

[brazen pelican]

I move all spiders by hand.

[fiery wave]

Don't think it'll get better tbh.

[delicate vapor]

7

5

EAT SPIDERS

[gloomy tartan]

I only wouel move a jumping spider or tarantula

Anything else gets the cup

[dire kayak]

GAH IM CRAVING BLUE SO BAD

[astral basin]

I prefer orb weaver spiders
Spiny butt that also has a smiley face and bright colors

[gloomy tartan]

Those are also cool

[thin wagon]

✋ ✊

[brazen pelican]

I will assume you're talking about NW tarantulas.

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve delt with wolf spiders

They suck ass

They are so agressive lmao

[dire kayak]

i hated the spiders in grounded

[gloomy tartan]

Like they are cool

[thin wagon]

👀

[gloomy tartan]

But they will rush you

Like

[delicate vapor]

and also a costco hotdog

[gloomy tartan]

Bro they don’t fear humans lmao

[fiery wave]

Doesn't work unless you kill with the 32~ impact damage.

[gloomy tartan]

It will RUN at you

[nocturne bloom]

Rush it back

[gloomy tartan]

Their BIG

[dire kayak]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME PARANOID

[gloomy tartan]

It will run at you like a fucking dog

[nocturne bloom]

Youre bigger

[gloomy tartan]

No but like

What if it goes up my pants

[thin wagon]

It is you that is made in God's Image, smite the creature.

[delicate vapor]

a warm costco hotdog and a soda

[gloomy tartan]

And bites my balls

[nocturne bloom]

Bite its balls

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck that I sprayed it with a bug killer

And it tsnked it too

It ran like 15 feet forward

[dire kayak]

i have plans with that already

[gloomy tartan]

Straight into the spray

[gloomy tartan]

Bro was strong

I held the trigger down

[thin wagon]

This is my theory as to why I think I've never been charged by geese at the park. They can sense I want it too badly. Palpable bloodlust.

[gloomy tartan]

He just kept coming at me

[nocturne bloom]

Love durability tests

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

It felt like it ran 30 at me

It was like a protestor pushing back a water hose spray

[dire kayak]

im gonna buy skittles

[gloomy tartan]

Like he just kept running at me

[dire kayak]

🤤

[gloomy tartan]

Wolf spiders are big as shit grey skinny yet also fuzzy

[thin wagon]

Boot

[gloomy tartan]

So like fuzzy but not big and warm looking like a tarantula

It moved way too fast bro

🙁

I didn’t wanna risk shit

[thin wagon]

If I can hit an 80 mph fastball I'm stomping some lame ol' bug

[gloomy tartan]

It was the fastest spider I ever saw and biggest

[nocturne bloom]

You guys literally have an octopus the size of your hand with no known cure for its bites that kill and you're worried about a spider

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not worried

[fiery wave]

Sounds like a German Cockroach.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just instinct bro

Soemthing that big but also small

And it’s that fast

Don’t want it near me

Kill it from ranged attacks

Inspect body after

[thin wagon]

In desert. If that octopus kills me it was an act of a higher power.

[gloomy tartan]

Also it tsnked like 30 seconds of bug spray

Just tsnked it

Kept running at me

I had to back up

I think I covered it with a paper and stomped the shit out of it after

Like a ape

iirc

[thin wagon]

So does the average roach on the sidewalk outside subway. I've yet to meet bug that can tank me

[fiery wave]

You sure it wasn't a German Cockroach?

[gloomy tartan]

It also has a black widow rush me

With its babies

All at once

A roach I ain’t scared to stomp

That’s on sight

[thin wagon]

haha, great minds.

[gloomy tartan]

I had a black widow a wolf spider and baby black widows rushing me

[fiery wave]

No, I had one tank half a can of spray.

[grand mural]

Roaches are IRL tyranids

[gloomy tartan]

It was a ferocious battle

Roaches are literal worst

Likec

I wish I could burn them

With my mind

[fiery wave]

Took literally 75% of the can and 8 hours of chasing it for it to die.

[gloomy tartan]

Like that was my super power

I can burn roaches with my mind

But only roaches

I’d be fine with that

Fuck roaches

[rocky radish]

If bug spray doesn't work, sprinkle them with potting soil. It's soft to us, but at their scale it's like raining shards of broken glass on them. It breaks through their outer protection. Then you can spray them

[thin wagon]

diatomaceous earth is the killer.

[gloomy tartan]

Look I was killing the blacks widow

And her babies rushed out

[fiery wave]

Not everyone has diatomaceous earth on hand.

[gloomy tartan]

Then the wolf spider rushed me

I didn’t even know it was there

The black widow had a baby daddy

[rocky radish]

Plan B is a shoe

[gloomy tartan]

It was a ambush

I stopped that wolf spider black widow hybrid ok

I saved us

[thin wagon]

oh bless you

[fiery wave]

Close range combat???

[gloomy tartan]

Swing a shoe at it like the chancla

Muscle memory

[dire kayak]

plan C is your mouth

[astral basin]

Idk. Even hairy spiders look spiny to me rather than fuzzy

[rocky radish]

I'm a melee main

[gloomy tartan]

Really ?

[gloomy tartan]

To me tarantula look fuzzy cuz how they look round and smoother

Skinny spiders look more jagged and sharp

Wolf spiders look fuzzy but still skinny and jagged

[rocky radish]

Learn from ogryns and throw a rock

[gloomy tartan]

Jumping look round and fuzzy

[thin wagon]

Phases of killing a large cockroach:
Step 1: Chemical warfare (if failed see step 2)
Step 2: 1 on 1 honorable combat.

[gloomy tartan]

Jumping are small but don’t look sharp

Fuck that

I stomp every roach

Or swing a shoe at it

Stomp that bitch like I’m Mario

[thin wagon]

Yeah but you gotta disrobe like a Predator

[rocky radish]

Aren't we meant to not squish roaches? Or is that just roach propaganda?

[gloomy tartan]

You gotta do the bruice lee stomp

[thin wagon]

To show you acknowledge the roach as a worthy hunt

[gloomy tartan]

Remember when Bruce lee double feet jump stomped a guy to death

And screamed all wide eyed

I do that to roaches

[tawny grail]

They are nature's janitors
But they also super gross me out
If I could ask them to leave it would be a lot better

[thin wagon]

I dream of the day I get the opportunity to flying drop kick some dude

[gloomy tartan]

I know roaches clean up

And do a job

But like

Fuck off

Stay outside

You bitch

[thin wagon]

Oh the double standards on this one!!

[gloomy tartan]

Stay in your lane

[tawny grail]

I know but I feel like the fuck off reaction is a skill issue on my part lol

[thin wagon]

Here you are preaching jumping spider hospitality

And killing roaches at each turn

[gloomy tartan]

They don’t come in my home

[rocky radish]

I would probably let someone do it once, just for the lols. And because I'm not good at predicting how painful things might be

[gloomy tartan]

:l

If you send a jumping spider outside

It won’t come back and fuck a lot and fill your house

A roach will

[thin wagon]

Nanana its gotta be in an act of good samaratis,

[gloomy tartan]

Roaches are bug squatters

There I said it

[thin wagon]

like some dude trying to mug an old lady, all of the sudden "IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER" And fly in the full sprint send it into him both hells first.

[obtuse oak]

Cockroaches are an invasive species inside my home biome

[astral basin]

Roaches should not be within a home
I abide cellar spiders only if they stay in inconspicuous spots.

[obtuse oak]

I don't have to take that from them

[thin wagon]

I wanna hit him hard enough to clip him into the backrooms

[gloomy tartan]

Hank PREACHING

Praise

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

🙏🏼

ITS OUR PRIVATE DOMISCILE

[obtuse oak]

Spiders are more like uninvited guests BUT! they pay for their own upkeep.

[rocky radish]

You haven't seen the shit talking I usually do on discord. I'm better behaved here. A dropkick might be deserved

[gloomy tartan]

Spiders are like veterans from the war they show up unannounced but work for their keep

[astral basin]

i thought this emote was webbed
…i know now

[gloomy tartan]

I’m pretty sure a spider lives in my car window

[thin wagon]

That is penance someone else must deliver. In reality I am much the defusal specialist in most conflict.

[gloomy tartan]

The one on my driver side

A web appears on it all the time

It doesn’t bother me inside the car so fuck it ya know

If the spider found a good home in my window then so be it

[zinc hound]

may i ask a general question here, what weapon is nowadays used to combat the carapace threat? 😅
after the debuffs on dueling swords

[obtuse oak]

I just can't stand the big furry fast spiders

[gloomy tartan]

bro

I was just talking about one

[obtuse oak]

Fuckers make me jump out of my skin when they suddenly go mach 4 across the bathroom floor

[rocky radish]

Power weapons are good

[gloomy tartan]

A wolf spider charged me once

I was clearing a black widow nest once and a big fucking furry ass wolf spider charged me

[zinc hound]

understood ^^

[gloomy tartan]

Like tarantulas don’t run fast

They can chill

They can hangout

[zinc hound]

that does sound like fast food delivery full of protein

[obtuse oak]

Also good news chat

We have the frip frop rannick video dancing sticker

[gloomy tartan]

No way!

[rocky radish]

That animation is absolutely legendary

[grand mural]

Hell yeah

[dire kayak]

i want to hire someone to squish every bug that ever comes near my house

[brazen pelican]

"Violence, please." And the fucking rejects actually pulls it off.

[dire kayak]

"strike team? start smashing"

[dire kayak]

that's an actual line rannick says and i love it

"well i have to say none of the reports mentioned that, strike team, start smashing" is i think the full line

[thick fog]

Aint no way, we officially got the rannick dance

[south valve]

No flippin way

[dire kayak]

"it looks positively frosty down there"

iven,,, stop dancing, iven,,,

[south valve]

I think that’s stitched together in Frip’s video but I might be wrong

Very sadly

[dire kayak]

trueee

i hope frip makes more personality videos

i love watching them while painting

[south valve]

I really want a maul video

[marsh iris]

Rannick: I couldn't have done it without you.
Reject: Really?
Rannick No, dickhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.
Reject: I wouldn't do that.
Rannick: Ah... joking.
Reject: Ah, there he is! Funny. You're a funny guy.
Rannick: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.

cue "Get Back" by Ludacris

[dire kayak]

i even made the loose cannon one a sticker

[thick fog]

Who is Darktide's Maul video thumbnail is gonna be like the Batman animated series rooftop scene

[dire kayak]

"KILL!!!!!!!!!" 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[astral basin]

That…

[dire kayak]

traxis-7,,,,, kill itttt!!!!!

[astral basin]

I dont know if its horrifying or beautiful

[south valve]

The sticker?

[astral basin]

@nocturne bloom verdict?

[thick fog]

"AMBUSHH! "

[astral basin]

I have to call the expert on freak things

[south valve]

“MANDATES EDICT: MAULING”

[nocturne bloom]

Goober so I approve

[marsh iris]

Mandeez edict

[dire kayak]

YAAAYYYY

[gloomy tartan]

What’s tractis mean

[astral basin]

Damn

[gloomy tartan]

Is it short for enemy

[south valve]

I think it’s just like a code name thing

[gloomy tartan]

Oh I know that

Just curious

Maybie it’s specific to nurgle enemies

[marsh iris]

maybe something like alpha bravo charlie

[south valve]

Might mean enemy actually

[normal linden]

Anybody feels difficulty is odd in base game, post-update? I've played Heresy HI today that felt at least Damnation HI (pre-update)

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I figure that

[south valve]

Now that you say it

[gloomy tartan]

Cus we say Traxis type _

So Maybie it’s military code for enemy yeah

[south valve]

Sexy Minoris 105

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds like a real thing

In the carnival

Like you pay diamantine for that

[marsh iris]

i was pissed about something at work, now i forgot what i was pissed at, now im neutral

[leaden granite]

Too real

[somber stream]

Bomb thy workplace

👶

[south valve]

Dreg rager type energy

[astral basin]

What if
They hid a slot machine in the game
Like. In the levels
Random chance of spawning in obscure areas
Hi-intensity modes only

[south valve]

10% chance to spawn 3 demon hosts

[leaden granite]

Best you can get is bar of purple hp, worst is insta death

[somber stream]

Oh fuck

[somber stream]

He's dancing. Dozens of strike teams are dying due to radiation poisoning and he's dancing

[leaden granite]

Aint they from rogue trader

[somber stream]

No that's Rannick

The animation is from that one scammer anime i forgot the name

[leaden granite]

Ye

The great something

Pretender

Dude

[dire kayak]

iven,,, stop dancing,,, iven,,,,

[leaden granite]

Uhh

Gooba

[shy sandal]

Isn't it from Super Crooks?

[somber stream]

The great pretender

Decent watch

Oh wait, potato potahto lol

[astral basin]

Ooo check me out… get down… cmon everybody…

[somber stream]

Heard Hank lobbied this one into the server

[astral basin]

Untz untz untz wub wub wub untz untz

[astral basin]

30 minutes ago

15 minutes after you discovered it

[somber stream]

Nah guy said something about this about half a month back

[astral basin]

I memba

[somber stream]

Imagine taking 15 standard business days to clear 1 (one) sticker

What was the procedure here?

[astral basin]

Proper appropriation and clearance

I’d assume

Unless fat shark shark maintains fan media rights
Which I doubt bc I don’t see them practicing such scummy user agreement stuff

Idk

[somber stream]

Sol

Soydog

This passed

[astral basin]

Thats a reddit thing. Reddits a shithole

I honestly don’t understand how that’s a dog either

[marsh iris]

redditor here, this is true

[somber stream]

I just cross-reference with the net, it's legit

[somber stream]

We need pointing Wojak to complete the collection

[astral basin]

Pointing scumjak

Hm

Actually. Ogryn is the only reject class in the stickers

F

[shy sandal]

It's the wholesome chungus class

[south valve]

I guess because ogryn is iconic to darktide

but I would like more

classes

[shy sandal]

First one to become a marketable plushie, 100%

[astral basin]

3 ranniks, 1 morrow, 1 hadron
No zola. No KX
No sister prine

[amber cave]

Ogryn is also all emotes almost

[astral basin]

But we have tbis fokin thing

[south valve]

Tbf

[delicate vapor]

eating some rice balls

[astral basin]

Standard militarum bs
Vet and zealot slot in anywhere theres imperium soldiering
Psyker is far more niche, but theres always been sanctioned looks. Now w straight up vet armor

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather be a lowland or highland gorilla

🧠

[south valve]

What's the difference?

Is one of them high?

[zinc hound]

Lights - Ellie Goulding playing in the background

[acoustic pebble]

And that's why I'm legally not allowed to use scissors anymore

[south valve]

Why's that?

[acoustic pebble]

I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!

[zinc hound]

god i really need to find that rannick gif

[acoustic pebble]

Dancing Rannick?

[dire kayak]

ill always remember the screams,,,,

[south valve]

I'm brain dead sorry

[acoustic pebble]

Oh noone screamed. Except one guy

[somber stream]

I... i did something horendous

[acoustic pebble]

He hit thirteen different pitches

[zinc hound]

i am guessing it was actually commissioned for the server?

[cobalt lichen]

There’s a new one

[south valve]

It was made by a youtuber

[zinc hound]

uuuu

[acoustic pebble]

Frip frop

[cobalt lichen]

nice

[zinc hound]

found it

[acoustic pebble]

And that's why I am on a strict diet of crayons and lighter fluid

[cobalt lichen]

must be a marine

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
"Time to chicken Jockey, rejects"

[acoustic pebble]

Jokes aside, yes

But I mainly ate people

[delicate vapor]

my stupid ass was on the wrong channel

but i did destroy those balls

[acoustic pebble]

I ate Spider man, and was disappointed he did not taste like spiders

[cobalt lichen]

average soldier moment

[acoustic pebble]

Nah I'm a cannibal

And a shark

[south valve]

so you eat sharks?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[marsh iris]

STREETSHARKS

[acoustic pebble]

BEST GANG

[cobalt lichen]

Sharks do eat sharks yeah

[south valve]

Oh okay

[acoustic pebble]

Weaklings die. Big deal.

[delicate vapor]

and become fat sharks

wait

[acoustic pebble]

SHUT UP!! I'M LOSING WEIGHT!!

[south valve]

Obese megalodon

(congrats!)

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

i always wondered is that Ripster in your pfp

[zinc hound]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-the-thi-fantastic-fantastic-four-gif-16185572215379630362

[delicate vapor]

one a half sharks

[zinc hound]

shame

[acoustic pebble]

Mayhaps

[zinc hound]

embed failure

[arctic shoal]

Fish of sizeable proportions
Rotund Swimmer

[acoustic pebble]

Megaladons are already obese! That's just a double negative!

[south valve]

"The megalodon's on fire!"

[zinc hound]

big and muscular sharks :)

[cobalt lichen]

Jakka is FatShark™

[acoustic pebble]

Now that's just racist AND bodyshaming

[cobalt lichen]

being a company?

[acoustic pebble]

No

[acoustic pebble]

Deflects

[south valve]

It's okay Jakka, I bet you love fitness

[south valve]

Fitness DI-

[acoustic pebble]

Fitness stimm in your mouth

[arctic shoal]

Shut, where rashons

When big fish add rashon to game

[cobalt lichen]

What happened to the real stim shady?

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

In the next Mordhau patchie

So suffer with me

[arctic shoal]

[thick coyote]

Couldn't stand up

[acoustic pebble]

And after one slip n slide incident, it was time to invade Japan

[gloomy tartan]

Que?

[acoustic pebble]

We need to score some drugs

[astral basin]

Slippery sliding

[acoustic pebble]

We're expanding to PCP

[gloomy tartan]

Chiquele?

[acoustic pebble]

Fine we'll get meth!

HAPPY?!

[gloomy tartan]

Porque?

[acoustic pebble]

Just for that attitude NO XBOX FOR YOU!!

[gloomy tartan]

Si se puede.

DALE

DALE MAS

DALE MAS CAVRONC

DALEEEE

[acoustic pebble]

Stop speaking in Pitbull

[delicate vapor]

we can alll liveee togetherrr

[gloomy tartan]

I’m speaking screaming at your friend to give it more gas

It’s literaly goingn

GIVE IT GAS

GIVE IT MORRN

GIVR IT MOREEEE

DO IT

that all it is

It’s screaming at your friend to gun it lmao

Funniest shit to scream to make your friend mess up

[molten crown]

Just started playing, how would y'all describe this community?

[gloomy tartan]

Supportive

A lil freaky

Very artistic

Loud

Polite

🌈

[molten crown]

Sounds pretty good so far

[fallen tree]

[gloomy tartan]

The humor is fun

[molten crown]

Giga chads

[gloomy tartan]

Very tongue and cheek

[molten crown]

I've had this game for a year I've been sleeping on it, last two nights it's kept me up till 4am

Noticed not many use mics

[acoustic pebble]

Autistic with a good heart

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah bettwr luck making parties or discord chats

[molten crown]

Yeah, that's why I came here honestly

[fallen tree]

[gloomy tartan]

You will find that

[acoustic pebble]

Hell yeah

Now make me some drugs

You have no opinion or option

[molten crown]

Coming right up

[acoustic pebble]

Now if we had more people with your attitude, this place would be in great shape

[fallen tree]

it just passed 4:20, time to smoke im running late 🥴

[acoustic pebble]

You made it in time for snorting hours

[astral basin]

Durden

[fallen tree]

havent done that in a while thats for sure

[acoustic pebble]

Before or after lighting it?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m too sleepy to roll another smoke

Thinking about cadia

Going to dream about it

[pallid badger]

how often does the cosmetic store refresh?

[acoustic pebble]

Before or after it turned into a gravel pit?

[gloomy tartan]

Every month I think

[fallen tree]

2 weeks

[gloomy tartan]

Or that

Ak I bet you read

[fallen tree]

what makes you think that

[gloomy tartan]

You read what I typed

lol

[pallid badger]

cuz im waiting for some skins to sell on the marketplace to buy the new veteran coat

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah you gotta wait till they rotate in homie

[pallid badger]

its in the store rn

[gloomy tartan]

Buy it then

[fallen tree]

they came in last week, you have 5 or 6 weeks

should be enough

[sleek harness]

Came

[pallid badger]

also i dont like the fomo thing and the fact that i only get to see stuff in rotation

just lemme see future options

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the way it is

Sadly

[sleek harness]

Goodly

[gloomy tartan]

To raise hypse

[sleek harness]

Makes Fatshak more money

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[marsh iris]

raisin it

[gloomy tartan]

Skaven gets it

They understand money

[sleek harness]

Which means the less probability of the voice cast dumping on them

[sleek harness]

I understand controlling masses

[pallid badger]

as long as they keep pushing free updates im fine with that

[sleek harness]

I don't think they will make a DLC for maps or weapons

Just classes

[pallid badger]

classes are fine as long as they're never the best one out of them all

[sleek harness]

Fatshark does a good job on that

So far all the classes are on the same level

[rain idol]

Usually on the same level it depends on the ogryn player you ask

[pallid badger]

also the maps in this game are so goooood and there is fuck ton of them

[cobalt lichen]

[sleek harness]

Theres so many maps in the main mode that I still haven't got bored of it

That's a good thing

[pallid badger]

i have like 30 hours so far and yesterday i played a map where hadron sends you to revive some techno stuff in a tower with swagger and i didnt even know that mission existed

[sleek harness]

Last time I checked I had like

1000 hours

I think

[pallid badger]

also yesterday i got my first character to lvl 30

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

What

That many hours shows my experience

[dire kayak]

that's a marton of blue

[acoustic pebble]

Anarchist: "You just gotta carry the three"

Bounty Hunter: "It's not that simple!"

[dire kayak]

anarchist teaching bounty hunter maths

[lyric frigate]

an incandescent hue of teal…

[acoustic pebble]

I doubt that. Not just because Anarchist can't read, but because Bounty Hunter ALSO can't read

[dire kayak]

only the arbitrators can read

and maybe the zealots

[acoustic pebble]

Outlaw actually CAN read

[dire kayak]

woah

[acoustic pebble]

And the Female Bounty Hunter is known to write a book for a hobby

She also is willing to teach Ogryns how to use their weapons better

[lethal solstice]

Literacy in 40k is so all over the place

[rare pulsar]

Just like medieval europe

Or reddit

[acoustic pebble]

I WOULD say Twitter, but noone there can read

[marsh iris]

anarchist posts tf2shitposterclub on reddit

[acoustic pebble]

Except art commissioners

[acoustic pebble]

Anarchist is the person to donate the Anarchist Cookbook to elementary schools

[marsh iris]

survival start young

[twin dirge]

So glad I don't have to worry about all that and I can just vibe with my beloved

[obtuse oak]

Grats!

[acoustic pebble]

He's reading it too

[lethal solstice]

Anarchists cookbook isn't even good

[obtuse oak]

Now you can finally play the game

[lethal solstice]

The government publishes better material

[acoustic pebble]

You fool! You're letting them track you!

[lethal solstice]

Go look up the us army improvised munitions handbook

Everything there actually works

[acoustic pebble]

Psh. Fight club is better

[pallid badger]

oh yeah i the emperor blessed me with a really big charged sword that melts through heretics

ill make him proud

[marsh iris]

im thinking of a roguelite gamemode where you start with profane weapons and 0 talents, then you go through infinite zones with sanctuary in-between like the current new ones, you can buy new weapons and gain experience during the run

deadsider mode

[lethal solstice]

If the upgrades are random that would suck soooo much

Certain weapons would just be unusable

[marsh iris]

probably rework a seperate pool of weapons

[astral basin]

I wonder what the destructive impact the lightbulb’s invention has been on human psychology

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Kojimbo posted this on his social, what could he mean by this

[marsh iris]

chinese dark souls?

[somber stream]

I suspected the very same

[marsh iris]

though its hard to know, like death stranding marketing

[misty smelt]

im bout to tide my dark crazy style

[tacit geode]

I thought I got pretty good at understanding Kojima stuff but I got no idea

He posts stuff like this then retweets death stranding yaoi

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Never let them know your next move

[misty smelt]

You will never be able to fully understand kojima, his mind is made up of many old gods' consciousnesses that change out every so often. Us mere mortals would never be able to comprehend his greatness because we dont deserve to

[marsh iris]

kinda feel bad for him, his creation (solid snake) being mutilated by his ex-company

cant imagine the world you built in the end become someone elses plaything and you cant do anything about it

[misty smelt]

snake is pretty good in r6 siege at least

[somber stream]

It's alright, Project Physint is on its way

3 years from now

It will have Keanu Reeves

I actually just did a quick check on the thing, it has a poster now. With a single line "here comes the feeling" written on it

We need to clone this mf

[delicate vapor]

NO LIMIT TO THE LARP

[astral basin]

Sign kojima up to write the soulsborne dating sim

[somber stream]

You'd have to court a barefeet maiden in the middle of a toxic swamp

[marsh iris]

Kojima X Keanu

[little marten]

FUCK PEARL ABYSS

[marsh iris]

what happened

[dire kayak]

im in quite the predicament

[amber delta]

weren't we glazing pearl abyss a couple days ago

why are we

pearl clutching now

[little marten]

I have a bug in my game

Where my character can’t sleep or pass time

In a game where you have timegated missions

[delicate vapor]

time to mod re2

[little marten]

And they spend the first patch trying to help pathetic console players be able to play the game

Not fixing the bug I have

[feral vessel]

@dire kayak HI GOOBAAA!!

[dire kayak]

haiiiiii

mrrrrppp

[feral vessel]

merp

[amber delta]

this is why fatshark is superior, they dont play favourites and dont fix any bugs

[mental coral]

mourningstar empty??

[amber delta]

it's emperormas today, everyone has a day off

[marsh iris]

no lollygagging

[rare pulsar]

Leave unemployment lobby

Wait like 2-3 hours

[restive walrus]

Unironically expeditions make hellbore lasgun amazing

sniping in this game is a strange feeling

[lethal solstice]

Helbore is always good

Better than plasma for back/midlining

[dire kayak]

every weapon except the electro staff is mid

[restive walrus]

Yes it is good

Just expeditions let me use it in a different way

[limber zealot]

I wish I could use the Helbore on something other than Vet

Cause I don't like Vet that much

[restive walrus]

Ah that’s fair

[lethal solstice]

Helbore isn't as useful on anyone else

[limber zealot]

Yeah but I like the concept of the weapon

Which is enough for me to use it

[restive walrus]

Ay

[lethal solstice]

Fair

[limber zealot]

I live and die by vibes

[bronze wren]

Hear me out: Arby with the right skills

[limber zealot]

It's how I chose all of my favorite 40k factions

[restive walrus]

Hellbore makes the idea of a longlas redundant. Aren’t they both snipers?

[lethal solstice]

Less effective than vet or literally any of their other options

[sage dragon]

we always want more guns

[bronze wren]

Fair

[sage dragon]

the question is when do we get them

hopefully at skulls

[limber zealot]

NEVER

I hope we can get a gun that's actually really fucking cool for once

[restive walrus]

I think I’d be happy with more plasma weapons, and a new staff