general-chat

[whole glade]

i have vampire and resident evil autism

i have Evil Resident Autism

[visual vortex]

a old friend group said me and smough have homophobia in our eyes

[whole glade]

i am Evil Resident

[sleek harness]

Is this a yes

[visual vortex]

no

[sleek harness]

Why not

[visual vortex]

i cant tell who's a dude and who's a woman anymore

im blind

deaf

dead

limbless

[sleek harness]

Have you considered being asexual

Or trans

[visual vortex]

my doctor tried to make me trans

[sleek harness]

How so

[visual vortex]

she gave me a physical then asked if i wanted to transition

[tawny hearth]

man some teams just can't handle a dozen crushers spawning on them

[sleek harness]

What

[whole glade]

im neiter bc wher im from the creatures like me are unknown

[visual vortex]

there isnt a punchline

[modest flume]

yeah yeah that's what they all say

[sleek harness]

Don't you have the gay flag in your bio

[whole glade]

im from da dorkness :3c

[whole glade]

oh im sorry apple and microslop dont have any other pride flags

[visual vortex]

how dare they not have all 41,0000 created in the last year

[whole glade]

theres only like 30

[visual vortex]

i cant count

im blind

deaf

dead

[whole glade]

ture

[visual vortex]

and limbless

[frail fable]

Im bored

[tawny hearth]

play a video game

[whole glade]

sam

honestly

[whole glade]

but i already beat re9 4 timmmesssuh

[visual vortex]

Play something else

[whole glade]

but leom

[visual vortex]

Okay?

What about him?

[whole glade]

50 and funni

[visual vortex]

🤨🕶️🤏

[tawny hearth]

back in my day we only had one resident evil in our house and we laughed EVERY TIME at the jill sandwich line no matter how much it hurt, uphill, both ways

[visual vortex]

Barry

[whole glade]

jillionare

[elder merlin]

[frail fable]

Darktide, but expeditions with randoms is so ass

[inner nimbus]

my fav RE meme has always and will always be Chrisposting

[visual vortex]

I like

[whole bough]

mine is the looking

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-a-stab-lets-take-a-look-leon-resident-evil-eyes-gif-18312039097661115308

[visual vortex]

That is the finniest scene in any video game

His eyes runned red

He needs a pas

Pad

[whole bough]

he need ipad

[visual vortex]

He like a ipad baby

[dire kayak]

"where did all our salvage go?"
i say with suspiciously 195 salvage shaped throat

[visual vortex]

I saw that after spending all mine

[inner nimbus]

the one thing I don't understand are people who immediately go for extraction in Expeditions

[visual vortex]

Because i forgot i just spent it

[frail fable]

Me but with tech salvage and a dead team because they keep waiting till last second to exfil or split off and die

[languid hazel]

I had that happen earlier. The fool got us all killed too because of it

[inner nimbus]

yep, same, they called extraction as we were moving to the last area we were planning on looting, and the endless horde killed us (cus they were the only ones at extraction)

[frail fable]

Im still stuck at beta because I keep getting failures.

[sacred delta]

had a guy who straight to the sanctuary while the rest of the team was at a poi halfway across the map, killed us all then our game crashed

[green vector]

noob

[frail fable]

[twin cape]

Do most people do not talk when playing the game?? I feel like voicechat is not a thing anymore

[green vector]

hell no

[sacred delta]

anywho the pox hound map is literally the worst one yet

[frail fable]

No not really

[hazy kestrel]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. After unlocking the last grid point, I have found that there’s no second page for the remaining 12 grid points for the last penance. >:[

[twin cape]

Thats so weird man... i missed out then

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t like voice chatters tbh. Too many backseat gamers nowadays.

[frail fable]

It might be a glitch since theres only 8

[hazy kestrel]

Peak Fatshark development moment.

[visual vortex]

No

[mystic fossil]

WHY THE FUCK IS ALL OF HAVOC JUST ROTTEN ARMOUR

[visual vortex]

The ones that use it all have shitty mics

And are trying to eat it

[mystic fossil]

can anyone tell me if they have seen havoc without rotten armor

[languid hazel]

I have seen havoc without rotten armour

[thick coyote]

Because RA hard

cough artificial difficulty cough

[elder merlin]

[mystic fossil]

this week?

[brazen pelican]

Aren't all modifiers technically artificial difficulty?

[languid hazel]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[twin cape]

Damn i like to use it but it's useless when no one does. I joined discord thinking maybe everyone is over there lol

[languid hazel]

I mean tbf this game doesn’t really need voice comms

To do well

[tawny hearth]

honestly players don't want real difficulty half the time, they just want interactive difficulty... but like... yeah its all artificial friction put in by the devs

[mystic fossil]

20 rotten armor crushers

[whole bough]

theres a few that are very nice though

i like the mod that adds more

the need help one imo should be basegame

[tawny hearth]

(i like rotten armor because it means i can fight for longer but i get why people dont' like it)

[whole bough]

rotten armor sounds like it should make armor weaker

not stronger

[mystic fossil]

lowk prefer rituals over this bs

[tawny hearth]

justnurglethings

[whole bough]

rituals are ez as long as they arent behind progress doors

[mystic fossil]

also what is the timing for rituals? some bum in my game said 5 mins and it got up in less then a min

[brazen pelican]

"Make game harder! It's too easy!"
"Okay."
"No, not like that!"

[dire kayak]

rotten armour should reduce melee damage but not ranged damage

[craggy nebula]

me trying to follow my 3 squadmates that all ran in different directions on the Expedition

[serene dune]

Lol

[delicate vapor]

f

[whole bough]

it goes faster when you get close/attack them and based on how many are alive

[mystic fossil]

go to the fourht point

[serene dune]

Im new but the game is awesome

[delicate vapor]

alr im gonna go make chocolate cookies

[serene dune]

Really getting me into 40k in general

[tawny hearth]

i think expiditions will get better when people realize you dont' have to full clear the map every time, and that its better not to sometimes

[mystic fossil]

can i have sum rashuns sah

[sleek harness]

Clear the first 2

[twin cape]

But just for the fun of it. But i just started the game so im experience it for the first time

[sleek harness]

Don't fully clear third

[craggy nebula]

but then they all go down and I'm not close enough to save them 🙁

[tawny hearth]

some parties just aren't gonna do that lmao, if the party is struggling at any point in the first zone you should NOT be clearing anything, just get through

[serene dune]

Are there any no brainer classes they'll be adding for sure ?

[sleek harness]

Well skill issue

I am doing it myself then

[mystic fossil]

none that i can think of but i aint super deep into warhammer

[tawny hearth]

lol yes, like i can do the points all on my own but when the team makes me wait for 5 mins because they want to keep... looting? idk and keep the gate event from progressing then i might like... get hit by a net or something

[languid hazel]

Zealot and Ogryn are currently the two most no brainer classes in the game. Arbites if you have it

[tawny hearth]

i would say ogryn and scum are the two most no brainer assuming you dodge regularly

one of them has mega dodges and the other now gets DR from dodging

[serene dune]

Not really what I meant , at all

[tawny hearth]

yeah i assume you meant classes they would obviously add

[serene dune]

Correct

[tawny hearth]

and to that... idk

[serene dune]

🎷 🐛

[mystic fossil]

add a tau fr fr

[visual vortex]

no

[tawny hearth]

is that the super crooks intro animation?

[visual vortex]

no that's rannick

[acoustic pebble]

Howdy

[visual vortex]

hi

[tawny hearth]

lol yes i meant rannick over the super crooks intro animation... i can hear the music man

[acoustic pebble]

How be all

[visual vortex]

hi jakka

[mystic fossil]

they should add more mutants in the game, like a blank would be rlly cool

[visual vortex]

jakka hi

hi jakka

[serene dune]

That haircut goes hard for no good reason

Its almost like a cossack haircut

[acoustic pebble]

Yes hello this me

[mystic fossil]

holy inquisitor bootlicker

[serene dune]

The jacket...might even be

[languid hazel]

That would make Psyker ungodly awful to play

[tawny hearth]

blank loads into a mortis trial, lobby crashes for everyone to be lore accurate

[visual vortex]

good

holy fuck pox modifier finally

[shy sandal]

Drawing the funny

[acoustic pebble]

Oo?

What kind of funny?

[mystic fossil]

but genuinely would delete every monstrosity except the pack master cause they so tainted

[shy sandal]

#zealot-class message

I can't look at this sketch seriously

[mystic fossil]

a league of votann dwarf might be cool

[tawny hearth]

i haven't been able to play enough is packmaster new mode only?

[serene dune]

Anyone here in a ps5 pro? Hows the mortis trials on that? Lol

[mystic fossil]

yuh

[acoustic pebble]

I like it. A good first step

[languid hazel]

Xenos classes are unlikely but probably not impossible?

[tawny hearth]

would be cool if they start to "wander in" after we start poking around out there... they are a fun sort of boss

[woven sigil]

You're not bias in that thought at all

[mystic fossil]

the votann seem to be the most likely imo cause they diff enough and they arent inherently op like all eldar being psykers

[shy sandal]

Haven't drawn Darktide fanart in months, and this is what i end up doing, lol

[visual vortex]

i dont draw fanart

[acoustic pebble]

Again, it's good

[visual vortex]

because i cant draw

[woven sigil]

They also dont want much to do with the Imperium

[acoustic pebble]

Well not with that attitude

[tawny hearth]

if we get a xenos i would assume it would be a space elf, a lower level one that works for humans sometimes would fit in

[mystic fossil]

true but inquisitorial warbands and rogue traders employ everyone

[shy sandal]

It is both the most fun and most miserable skill to have

[visual vortex]

yeah

[woven sigil]

Relatable tbh, the extent of my drawing ability is drawing the odd cock on a public toilet wall

[visual vortex]

why would i ever want to draw

im dead

deaf

blind

and limbless

[brazen pelican]

Fine culture.

[neat jewel]

I haven't really been keeping up with leaks of whatever, is there any like, evidence currently that there's going to be more dlc classes eventually?

[woven sigil]

[dire kayak]

i have no experience with art except miniature painting

[serene dune]

And people say punkrock is dead

[languid hazel]

Oh! Reminder that Fatshark have said they will not be doing any classes that have a different height than regular ass hoomans

[serene dune]

Lol

[acoustic pebble]

Never dead, just hibernates from time to time

[tawny hearth]

our warband can't go too crazy with the company we are currently keeping... like yeah they can't technically stop us but it might inspire one of the two other leaders to fight for more control

[serene dune]

Like it should

Observation mode

[mystic fossil]

WHAT blud we have a dwarf in vermintide 2 this is tried and tested

[serene dune]

So this game has Warbands huh

[dire kayak]

the game is designed for ogryns and humans, theyd have to redesign all the maps to add a dwarven class

[pearl viper]

yes. this is why its pretty obvious the next class will be Dark Souls 2

[acoustic pebble]

I still have faith about an Eldar class, although I don't really know how tall Eldar usually are

[languid hazel]

What goober said

[languid hazel]

Also hai Goober! How is?!

:3

[tawny hearth]

not taller than oggy

[mystic fossil]

what can a dwarf not reach ???

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[limber zealot]

You wish

And so do I

[shy sandal]

I've been drawing since highschool, but i feel only now am i actually trying to improve.

I do want to work on the industry in the near future

[limber zealot]

But wishing is all we're doing lol

[tawny hearth]

his aspirations

[languid hazel]

I am still huffing copium for a felinid

And I’ll stay huffing too

[acoustic pebble]

Not for degenerate reasons, I just want my Bounty hunter to call them slurs

[mystic fossil]

just say you gon end up as a servitor

[chilly quiver]

Hey there, am having an issue where the game doesn't open. It says "Something went wrong with the shader cache builder process. Exit code = 0x1" Any idea what can i do?

[limber zealot]

No I know

[dire kayak]

i just want felinid minis

[limber zealot]

I just mean it'll never happen

[tawny hearth]

lol trust me bro i learned it from maining slayer

[limber zealot]

As an Eldar fella

[rocky radish]

Felinids would be such an unpleasant jump from the current content

A downward jump

[languid hazel]

Why

[acoustic pebble]

I still have faith. Ain't no way they'll add Eldar to the story and do nothing with em

[limber zealot]

Like an uwu cat girl felinid or a gross fucked up freak felinid

[dire kayak]

ill be hoping and praying for felinid minis while watchign adepticon 2026

[limber zealot]

There's a correct answer

[acoustic pebble]

The TTS one

[languid hazel]

YES! Give us felinids james workshop!

[tawny hearth]

eldar are the only ones i could see likely, because a small group could be kept mostly secret from a majority of the crew depending on how they dressed

[languid hazel]

Gross freak

Duh

[limber zealot]

Deadass I've never watched TTS

[acoustic pebble]

I recommend it. It's funny

[languid hazel]

The fuglier the better

[rocky radish]

Felinids are hideous cat girls, essentially. Not ideal if FS want their game to be taken serious

[jaunty path]

in darktide??

[acoustic pebble]

Ye. They're just keeping a distance tho

[mystic fossil]

add tau fr fr

[languid hazel]

That… literally wouldn’t change the game like that. What?

[mystic fossil]

WE love communism

[marsh iris]

Termagaunt class

[jaunty path]

Theyre 100% not adding them as a class but I wouldn't be opposed to them being in story

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, they don't do melee. Unless they're part of the Enclave

[tawny hearth]

they might have some interest in the planet they've not been able to act on... eldar do that sometimes, wait till they can act lol

[languid hazel]

Unironically, I do. Just not the communism that has been attempted throughout history

:3

[limber zealot]

We'll never get felinids purely cause they have like 0 relevance in 40k at all more or less

But I'd like to see it

[mystic fossil]

add a custodian class 💔

[acoustic pebble]

Either that or they're very annoyed that Brahms ain't selling things to em

[tawny hearth]

thats why we need the kroot lol

[marsh iris]

kroot and ogryn fighting over food

[mystic fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-batman-falls-in-love-close-up-gif-15191490740796280635

[limber zealot]

We're never getting anything xeno related I don't think

The most I could ever see happening is maybe some shuriken rifles

Or like an aeldari chain sword

[tawny hearth]

the release trailer could just have the two of them eating from both ends of a heretic, lady and the tramp style

[spring trench]

Smell of communism in here..

[woven sigil]

Inb4 Fatshark drop an Ork into the game

[limber zealot]

We'd be fucked

[woven sigil]

Well, every other class would instantly become irrelevant

[tawny hearth]

yeah you can't really hire orks without getting an ork infestation

[woven sigil]

Ork supremacy!

[slow verge]

I'm curious though, what if Fatshark drop a Tau instead? Is everyone screwed?

[green vector]

i want the orkussy

[serene dune]

Deathwatch Inquisitor would be cool

[woven sigil]

Cease

[serene dune]

And it makes sense

[dire kayak]

maybe if we get enough psykers then itll happen in adepticon 2026

[tawny hearth]

i just don't think they'd be interested at all, they have their own affairs and wouldn't really be trying to help in inquisitor in a rogue trader ship probably

[slow verge]

fair

[woven sigil]

Probably not, they'd have less melee output than everyone else, would be acceptable at range, but probably eaten by poxwalkers in the second room

[limber zealot]

Tau just doesn't make any sense to me

[slow verge]

thematically doesn't make sense

[limber zealot]

Their empire is pretty small and I don't think Atoma is anywhere near it

[stuck crescent]

Gwyrdroi

[slow verge]

just power level wise wouldn't invalidate others

[mystic fossil]

but lazer beams

and mecha suits

[limber zealot]

A fire warrior would severely outclass us I think

If we're playing as them at least

[dire kayak]

t'au would be cool but would make 0 sense

[limber zealot]

If we're fighting them then they're literally fodder

[mystic fossil]

guys our next mission we should be able to man a leman russ tank

[woven sigil]

I will ledge the tank

[limber zealot]

I want that but for a steam tank in VT2

I'd be much more interested in that

[jaunty path]

That would be neat as an objective

[tawny hearth]

i feel like any way they could do that would be really cool the first time and then feel like an auto scroller then next 2000 times i play it

[marsh iris]

blood axes remnants would be cool inquisition hire

[languid hazel]

They should let us use a baneblade actually :3

[acoustic pebble]

Brawler Ogryns: Happy angry noises

[slow verge]

I could just imagine Ogryns carry the tank instead xD

[green vector]

shut it welshy

[languid hazel]

Also Tyranids would be a fun addition c:

[jaunty path]

Torn apart in seconds

[brazen pelican]

Me voluntarily getting eaten.

[languid hazel]

Precisely :3

[acoustic pebble]

Brawler Ogryns love two things: Driving trains and staring at walls

[limber zealot]

Cool but atoma would be utterly doomed

[tawny hearth]

only after necrons obvs

[languid hazel]

Atoma is doomed either way

[marsh iris]

get eatened but eat them from inside out

[acoustic pebble]

Found the jean stealer

[languid hazel]

This war has been going on for how long and it’s only growing worse?

[jaunty path]

The necrons will either kill or kidnap us

[limber zealot]

Yes but not utterly doomed

Different

[languid hazel]

Fair

[acoustic pebble]

I just want a tour of Trazyns museum

[mystic fossil]

guys when an ogryn goes down we should have a chance for hadron to drop us dreadnought armour to put him in

[brazen pelican]

Adjusts fake moustache.

[tawny hearth]

normal 40k stuff tbh

[limber zealot]

If tyranids show up it's fr just like 0 hope

[jaunty path]

You'll be on display

[stuck crescent]

I sleep now

[acoustic pebble]

That sounds like a compliment

[brazen pelican]

Reject humanity, become biomass. ..oOwOo..

[acoustic pebble]

Ah shit, false alarm

[slow verge]

You're asking an armour from Hadron? Leet along dreadnought

[jaunty path]

Interpretatively

[limber zealot]

I don't think I want to be biomass

[brazen pelican]

I'll never stop thinking that joke is funny.

[brazen pelican]

Rude. :<

[languid hazel]

o0OwO0o

[dire kayak]

we're basically just trying to slow down the heretics as much as possible until grendyl can figure out what admonition is

[marsh iris]

become one with the mass farts inside the biomass

[acoustic pebble]

My impressive visage on display? Theres nothing more flattering

[brazen pelican]

Grendyl is secretly the leader of Admonition.

[slow verge]

Once he figured it out it'll be exterminatus 😄

[woven sigil]

[tawny hearth]

grendyl is probably the rejects real dad

[dire kayak]

im gonna turn my norn emissary into a sticker

[limber zealot]

Y'know kinda off topic but it's sooooo fucking lame that there aren't any modern 40k action games where you play as someone other than humans

[brazen pelican]

Oh, hell yeah!

[limber zealot]

Honestly just a SoB action game would be cool in my book

[mystic fossil]

Grendyl should hire blanks

[acoustic pebble]

Grendyl actually gave birth to the rejects

[marsh iris]

possible, he's trying really hard for us not to face genestealers, we wouldve kill his broodbrothers on sight

[brazen pelican]

Still humans.

[languid hazel]

King

[warm maple]

Bully Ogryn wants to drive the Val KYR ree

[acoustic pebble]

Or Queen

[limber zealot]

Yes but they're not Space Marines

[tawny hearth]

Allfather Grendyl

[limber zealot]

Also battle nuns are objectively way cooler than space marines

And if you disagree you're a dork

[marsh iris]

grendyl is partriarch btw

[languid hazel]

I agree wholeheartedly

[brazen pelican]

Fair. Space Marines are kinda lame. At least Noise Marines know how to party.

[acoustic pebble]

This is true

[dire kayak]

I WANT A GAME LIKE TITANFALL 2 BUT YOU PLAY AS A T'AU

[limber zealot]

I'd love that

[dire kayak]

THE BATTLESUITS ARE SO COOl

[acoustic pebble]

I stole one of their guitars

[warm maple]

a battlesuit game would be based

[limber zealot]

Tho aren't their battle suits more akin to like ACs?

[acoustic pebble]

And made it ACOUSTIC

[brazen pelican]

Give us a section with SoB mechs. Nundams ftw.

[limber zealot]

At least the smaller human sized ones

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, Aiden is still pissed with you.

[dire kayak]

trueeee

[acoustic pebble]

He can be as pissed as he wants. It's mine now!

[dire kayak]

but still

[brazen pelican]

"Anyway, here's Wonderwall."

[limber zealot]

I want an Eldar stealth game

[dire kayak]

technically the mechanicus arent human

[acoustic pebble]

"Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty"

[limber zealot]

Something like metal gear

Or maybe sniper elite

[warm maple]

They are pretty maneuverable

or however the spelling is

But not like AC speed

[languid hazel]

I should drink so much that my body starts to produce its own alcohol c:

[rocky radish]

A noise marine rhythm game. Like dance dance revolution, but with murder

[warm maple]

AC speed is ridiculous, especially For Answer's NEXTS

[dire kayak]

share with me at least

[brazen pelican]

"Warhammer 40,000: Lelith Hesperax".

[jaunty path]

debilating illness

[limber zealot]

I was thinking like an Aeldari Ranger or some form of aspect warrior

[languid hazel]

Nah. I’ll just become Demonman from TF2 except a woman :3

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter: "You're looking relaxed"

Male Loose Cannon: "You know, that's the first thing everyone notices about me"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Weren't a compliment. Relaxed means you're sloppy!"

Male Loose Cannon: "Yeah, sloppy is the second thing everyone notices"

[limber zealot]

A game where you play as a Swooping Hawk would be cool

They're my favorite aspect warriors

They swoop hawkishly what more could you possibly want

[warm maple]

I wanna kill people by screamingat them

[dire kayak]

i feel like even if xenos were added to darktide, half the classes would just go into a wild rage at the site of them

[acoustic pebble]

Done that once. Couldn't speak normally for a month

[dire kayak]

like youre telling me the cutthroat would be able to resist gunning down an aeldari?

[warm maple]

Maul Arbites lel

[acoustic pebble]

Maul Arbites x Jokaero

[limber zealot]

They'd have to suck it up if their superiors told them to

[warm maple]

don't mention the Jokaero

[dire kayak]

and the judge zealot

the brawler ogryn also doesnt like eldar

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi, Tithe Rat! Look! A Jokaero!"

Male Maul: "BE. SILENT!!"

Male Anarchist: "No really, you can see it swinging it's-"

Male Maul: "SHUT UP!!"

[limber zealot]

Haven't heard that voice line

[woven sigil]

Xenos would be the only class subject to eating friendly fire

[limber zealot]

Or dishing it out

[little marten]

Hello

[warm maple]

I wonder if thats true or if its a joke everyone fucks with him over

[little marten]

Sunday night gamers

[woven sigil]

True, but it would be less funny that way

[acoustic pebble]

It is a rumor confirmed by the fatalist

[rocky radish]

Monday morning worker, sadly

[woven sigil]

Greetings Nurgle

[limber zealot]

I've taken enough bounty hunter ults to the teeth as kerillian to agree

[dire kayak]

the brawler ogryn likes to rip the arms off of eldar
"pointy ears act smart, but with arms pulled off, scream the same"

[limber zealot]

Idk if that's like a pointed disdain for them but it's pretty funny regardless

[hazy kestrel]

Classic Big Man “W”

[acoustic pebble]

Male Seer: "Why does that other Arbitrator get so funny whenever someone mentions a Jokaero?"

Male Fatalist: "There's a rumor going around saying he used to work with one."

Male Seer: "Oh that sounds nice! Is it true?"

Male Fatalist: "I hope not. I can't imagine it ended well."

[little marten]

SO CRUEL THESE WEBS OF FATE

[mystic fossil]

Guys we should get grey knights on this planet frfr

[shell sentinel]

bruh

[limber zealot]

Bro wants to die😭

[mystic fossil]

Maybe some space wolves too cuz leman Russ tanks

[dire kayak]

next youre gonna tell me that grey knights are real!

send my grey knights in they dont kill guardsmen

[acoustic pebble]

Female Outlaw: "Got us a busy day."

Female Anarchist: "Good. I HATE being bored!"

Female Outlaw: "I didn't reckon you had enough attention span to get bored."

Female Anarchist: "Eh? ...what were we talking about?"

[shell sentinel]

is there some way to link my DT friend code to my server profile or do i gotta do it manually?

[rocky radish]

Manually

[shell sentinel]

joy

[acoustic pebble]

Female Outlaw: "I like a big strong fella who knows his way around a bit of carnage."

Male Professional: "Oh I don't doubt it."

Female Outlaw: "A shame you're so moody all the time."

Male Professional: "It works for me."

[jaunty path]

idea

remove psyker

[brazen pelican]

No, I need Female Loner in my life. :<

[jaunty path]

true true

remove arbitrator

wait hes fun

hmm

remove dueling sword

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional: "Don't crowd me!"

Female Outlaw: "Maybe I don't want anything to happen to you, ever think of that?"

Male Professional: "I'll take my chances..."

Female Outlaw: "With the rotters or with me?"

[brazen pelican]

Remove audio cues for specials.

[woven sigil]

And Purgatus, and Smite...

[shell sentinel]

fixed it

[jaunty path]

then the game will be good

[dire kayak]

my psyker is fem loner

[woven sigil]

Cease

[shell sentinel]

now i just gotta chat in here for another 8 hours or whatever til i can get perms

[brazen pelican]

I noticed. ♥

[shell sentinel]

yayyyyyyyyy

[acoustic pebble]

I listen to music when I play anyway, so I never hear them

[mystic fossil]

Is ds that op?? I use it and it’s good but not like gamebreaking

[brazen pelican]

What music?

[dire kayak]

whenever i see a dueling sword user i just eat their combat ability

[tawny hearth]

this is the one game i can't listen to anything but game audio for... partially because i'll never grow tired of fighting to the soundtrack

[acoustic pebble]

It varies. I can dm one of my favorites

[brazen pelican]

Do it!

[dire kayak]

specials?

[mystic fossil]

Lowk could the rejects+dlc classes beat morrow, rannick, hadron , swagger, commodore, and dukane

[brazen pelican]

Any enemy that spawns in during the mission and isn't already roaming.

[limber zealot]

Trappers shit like that

Snipers

Bombers

[dire kayak]

ohhhh

[limber zealot]

They all have spawn noises

[tawny hearth]

the rejects could start a new empire of man and fix the whole universe

[acoustic pebble]

Add me rq!

[brazen pelican]

Done.

[mystic fossil]

Commodore has an insane kill count tho

And there’s morrow in there too

Also is a new class for summer guaranteed?

[tawny hearth]

with FS you never know because they will try to stall something if they don't feel ready but probably?

[twin flower]

idk if they mentioned a timeframe for it, prolly just speculation from past class releases

[tawny hearth]

it could also come earlier if they just finish things quick

depends on how much trouble the new class is tbh

[jaunty path]

boring weapon that only useful thing is heavy attack. to me its bad cuz it has shit horde clear and a boring way to play

[grand mural]

naw

[left isle]

What’s up

[jaunty path]

not satisfying to me atleast

[twin flower]

lotta weapons could use a tune up imo

[tawny hearth]

lol you can use lights alot more with melee psyker... but honestly thats the only time i use DS

[mystic fossil]

Even with a whole psyker??

[jaunty path]

No I really do not like its attack pattern

[shell sentinel]

oh new weeklies

[jaunty path]

its really poopy

dont like it

[shell sentinel]

what is?

[jaunty path]

dueling sword

[tawny hearth]

lol thats fair, unless you like the swishy feel its not really a great pattern

[shell sentinel]

agreed

[mystic fossil]

We should have pole arms

[shell sentinel]

devil claw stays winning

[twin flower]

preach

[shell sentinel]

Markus Kruber over here

[tawny hearth]

i feel like polearms are less common in 40k than fantasy... like they are there but alot less often

[mystic fossil]

Just give the ogryn a guardian spear 🥀💔💀

[twin flower]

Which is kinda sad tho

They got some sick polearms in Munda

[woven sigil]

Give Ogryn a polearm and let him poke poxies a fuckin room away

[twin flower]

that one ogryn with a Billhook or whatever it was

sick looking mini

fuck I forgot his name

[mystic fossil]

give the psyker a spear like the greyknight thing

[shell sentinel]

agreed tho. fuck poxies, all my homies hate poxies

[tawny hearth]

lol don't those things make most people explode?

[mystic fossil]

the silent poxies approching your location rn...

[mystic fossil]

well not that level obv im talking about like a usable for human version

[shell sentinel]

any time i stand near a spawn door i get PTSD flashbacks to the last event

[whole glade]

a real man never speaks ill of Ethan walkem down Winters

[serene dune]

Was that normal human sized comment relevant

Cause Ratlings

[ebon tinsel]

Love how in the know. Issues list they didn't address the new update completely breaking FSR and frame gen

[twin flower]

arent ratlings more like longe range bois anyway

[ebon tinsel]

On AMD cards the game is nearly unplayable without it

[shell sentinel]

boy i sure do love spending close to 100k ordo on rerolling a single weekly

16 grims/scrips, 1000 dregs with ranged, 1000 scabs with range, 3 missions no deaths

rinse and repeat

[shell sentinel]

common FatShark L

[ebon tinsel]

What upsets me is the fact the game runs like absolute shit on AMD since day 1 and their response is basically "sorry nothing we can do to fix it"

And then actively make it worse

[marsh iris]

add ratling class, they inflict crits on crotch shots because of how short they are

[shell sentinel]

this

[marsh iris]

imagine getting lowblowed by a ratling in melee

[ebon tinsel]

I don't think we're getting anymore classes

[twin flower]

imagine punting it back

[ebon tinsel]

We may get subclasses for current stuff but I think 6 is what they said they'd do

I'm just upset at the technical state of the game even after almost 4 years post launch

It still runs like it's in beta

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

ice cream,,,,

[twin flower]

wasnt there codename that was already found by dataminers

found the word cryptic and theyre relating it to the next class

[marsh iris]

cryptid?

[twin flower]

next class is bigfoot

[shell sentinel]

just give it another 4 like Vermintide 2

[twin flower]

also Sig from lorechat shared a screenshot of an Admech Logo suddenly appearing in one of the screens during a mission they said

idk if its lowkey a clue but it was something some peeps found

[analog marsh]

We are already confirmed to get another new class.

and probably one more after that

[lone crescent]

Isn’t the next class gonna be a red cloak? Didn’t we have them teased at start of expeditions video

[analog marsh]

admech seems likely and then maybe some xeno class possibly. that's my prediction anyway.

[twin flower]

wonder what kind we'll get

[lone crescent]

Why would we ever get a xeno?

[twin flower]

some lore implications mention an aeldari ship somewhere in the moebian system iirc

[ebon tinsel]

Shit I don't even think that's enough if every patch breaks the game

[tawny hearth]

theres like a 70% chance they named it that as a joke cause they knew people were gonna data mine it... so like the convo could have been
"what should we call it in the files?"
"idk something cryptic"
"wait...say that again"

[mystic fossil]

could meet a votann ship... GIVE ME A DWARF (also these would make the most sense imo?)

[dire kayak]

the next class is a cryptek

trust

[twin flower]

I just know Arby and Scoom had a codename too so idk

Judge and Broker

[tawny hearth]

lol true

i actually think it will be the agents who work for grendyl already, we'll just be actually playing as them now

[twin flower]

the wormwood agents?

[tawny hearth]

yeah

[twin flower]

That'd actually be interesting

[shell sentinel]

fair assessment

[lone crescent]

So mechanicas or assassin

That’s what we could get for next class

[ebon tinsel]

1 step forward 2 steps back

[analog marsh]

idk, I would love an Ork Freebooter class, but pretty low chance of that happening. The elf feckers have been sighted in our sector iirc, so maybe they will come help. A secret genestealer class is also possible. Votann (space dwarves) would be super cool, but they don't tie into the story at all, so big rip for DRG in 40k game.

[dire kayak]

im hoping and praying for admech i love the mechanicus so much

[elder merlin]

There is no admech, face the wall

[tawny hearth]

i assume it would be put into the story as "ok the rejects are now part of the warband proper and are taking on real jobs that start to be more inline with trusted members alongside other real members"

[mystic fossil]

an assassin is fucking crazy for our power level

[shell sentinel]

who tf even is grendyl? i heard from someone else in here that he's Brahms' dad/grandfather or something? what's the truth?

[brazen pelican]

Please no AdMech class. I need the salt and drama. :<

[mystic fossil]

stop hogging hadron

[lone crescent]

Assassin’s are still human

[ebon tinsel]

No matter what the new class is, people will complain

[tawny hearth]

if its a deathcult style assassin it would be more of the right level... so not Assassins but assassins lol

[mystic fossil]

are they like weaker then eversor's? cullexus?

[brazen pelican]

You can keep Hadron. I want Kayex and Hallowette.

[dire kayak]

give the admech class to exclusively me ill be a very happy goober

[tawny hearth]

yeah... he seems to have turned himself into a machine of some sort... probably a bit heretical (or alot)... but thats all speculation... he's probably hooked directly up to the ship

[shell sentinel]

beep boop since the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh

[brazen pelican]

Your terms are acceptable.

[twin flower]

Did hear someone mention that it might align with some sort of mass recruitment scenario thing for a new class to come, sort of like how we got reinforced by the arbyes and conscripted the local gangers

one reason why they think admech could be the next class is because they need to come in droves

[thick fog]

He is the inquisitor of the warband

[tawny hearth]

they can be all over the place because there are like countless deathcults... some are more like warrior cults but some might gear towards more like "assassin" work

[thick fog]

Grendyl is like the BIG mystery of the game

[lone crescent]

Arbiter and hivescum would have both been on planet anyway

[shell sentinel]

yeah thats the theory i heard

[thick fog]

[dire kayak]

YAAAYYYYY

[twin flower]

funny how it took us this long to recruit the local gangers

and yeah, the arbies were also already here, but spread out across the moebian domain

[mystic fossil]

what would playstyle even be though cuz like vet and zealot got stealth and scum has crazy dodge

[tawny hearth]

but yeah my wild guess for the next class is a wormwood agent

[hazy kestrel]

My disappointment would be immeasurable

[mystic fossil]

assassin vibes? or more fighter

[tawny hearth]

lol idk man, i just hope its fun

[mystic fossil]

what are wormwoods

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck you autocorrect >:(

[woven sigil]

It was the first time we were found in a state where we could form coherent sentences

[thick fog]

Brahms memories gave us more clear ideas of what and who he is, and he is not a funny person
He does not only want Atoma be secured but he is seeking something inside of it

[shell sentinel]

MESSAGE

[twin flower]

A term they use for Spies in the inquisition kinda

more or less anyway

[tawny hearth]

they are the intel agents/wetwork agents that work for the warband... alot of the lore drops have been from their messages they send in

[thick fog]

"Wormwoods"

[lone crescent]

So wormwood or mechanicus for next class

[shell sentinel]

gif of man covered in tinfoil

[thick fog]

We already had salt and drama with Scum reveal

[dire kayak]

i want a wyrmwood class just so i can beat up a daemonhost for revenge

[mystic fossil]

just make sefoni playable and have her squish daemonhosts like a wet cloth

[hazy kestrel]

You already have zealots for that.

[analog marsh]

Maybe he's been turned into chatgpt or something. Like a ship AI, which is very illegal, but the inquisitors basically can do whatever the fuck they want anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

[tawny hearth]

i'm just not sure mars would send admech over just letting others do it... but also idk mars is weird

[hazy kestrel]

They go crazy for coco-puffs, I mean uh, tech remnants.

[mystic fossil]

emora tells him to die in a voiceline i think which implies him being killed so an ai doesnt work??

[shell sentinel]

I CANNOT be the only one that thinks there should be some reward for killing daemonhosts, like lootdie type shit from Vermintide 2

[tawny hearth]

i think he's just trying to keep living and has gone too far, he probably lost a fight to something that lead to it

[hazy kestrel]

Killing them in one tap is the reward

[shell sentinel]

daemonhosts are just annoying and pointless otherwise

[thick fog]

Nurgle flies upon ya

[mystic fossil]

how do ya do this btw

[thick fog]

Pointless because they are skippable

[tawny hearth]

yeah but they'd be told by our resident tech mom that collection overseeing is going well so all is good... unless we found something very very fancy

[hazy kestrel]

Hearing the funny AAAHHHH! as their health bar doesn’t even register makes me smile every time.

[thick fog]

Literally L4D witch

[dire kayak]

in one of the darktide lore video series a wyrmwood agent reporting on tertium literally day 1 of the invasion gets killed by a daemonhost

[analog marsh]

Yeah, could be.

[lone crescent]

We have hadron, wouldn’t be suprised if she sends one of her assistants on a punishment duty

[dire kayak]

i wanna get revenge for her

[thick fog]

It is just an obstacle that you can ignore

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

Should have brought a thammer

[shell sentinel]

theoretically

[thick fog]

DH and L4D witch offer nothing in return to kill

[shell sentinel]

not with pubs they aint

[hazy kestrel]

A magician never reveals their secrets.

[brazen pelican]

Because of AdMech fans. I want that again. :>

[thick fog]

There are no more admech fans

They all died with scum

[brazen pelican]

Scum killed them all?

[hazy kestrel]

There’s dozens of us. DOZENS!

[tawny hearth]

hadron is an odd duck techpriest tbh... like she's not a rare type but she's the loner type who ends up befriending non techpriests from how she acts... like the ones who don't turn off their feelings... so i'm not sure she acts in that way... but techpriests are weird lol

[mystic fossil]

they should put the ogryn in a dreadnought as the next class

[tawny hearth]

his active would be bending over and splitting the dreadnought pants because it can't contain him

[jaunty path]

imo the expeditions mission is like a shitty-er version of normal missions

now you're actually discouraged to attack elites and specialists

[tawny hearth]

lol i like them, they ramp up nicely but alot of teams want to do a full clear but can't handle that heat

[hazy kestrel]

Stealth goes brrrr

[tawny hearth]

i'm way to often the last one standing in the games i played

[twin flower]

Isnt Expedition still more combat oriented tho

Missus just goes rabid at every sight of a heretic

[tawny hearth]

yeah, and its pretty fine to like.. attack everything thats in your way but you should avoid just aggroing everything

[hazy kestrel]

Only one more dead teammate to loot until I’m free of this crappy penance. :)

[woven sigil]

You should attack them anyway and make the team actually have to work for a W

[twin flower]

Yeah just gotta play it smort

[lone crescent]

Don’t shoot at anything that hasn’t seen you yet

[dire kayak]

swagger is actively in love with her too

[woven sigil]

No.

[brazen pelican]

I do the same. Why stick with the team when there are people I can kill?

[woven sigil]

[hazy kestrel]

Who doesn’t love Mommy Hadron?

[tawny hearth]

i still think swagger isn't human

[hazy kestrel]

I mean uh

:)

[dire kayak]

[analog marsh]

🕳️⛏️ : Photo of Fatshark being put in a hole by admech fans if they don't release an admech class next (Circa 2026 coulourised).

[dire kayak]

EXACTLY

FATSHARK YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[gloomy tartan]

How are you discouraged

[marsh iris]

swagger is 2 ratlings in a suit

[mystic fossil]

lowk anything but admech just for the shits and giggles

[gloomy tartan]

Swagger is melking it all night

[dire kayak]

ILL KILL YOU

[tawny hearth]

because the more you fight the harder it gets but like... oh no my steak is too juicy is how i feel about it

[jaunty path]

attacking the ones not alerted will overwhelm the team

[mystic fossil]

hell put xenos in the game before admech

[limber zealot]

I would love that

[gloomy tartan]

Wait so im

[limber zealot]

The outrage would be incredible

[woven sigil]

and thats a problem why?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not supposed to shoot everything. ???

[shell sentinel]

[dire kayak]

id cry honestly

[tawny hearth]

like expeditions feel really nice for difficulty at least to me... they aren't completely a snooze fight but they aren't havocs

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not supposed to kill every enemy I see?

[shell sentinel]

Swagger my beloved

[dire kayak]

i want mechanicus so bad

mechanicus is so cool

[gloomy tartan]

Mech an deez nuts

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve never lost faith

[shell sentinel]

BEEP BOOP FUCK THE FLESHIES

[woven sigil]

Provided you attack stuff in Expeditions, you can get pretty crazy intensity out of it, which makes it so much more fun

[limber zealot]

Do you guys think people would be mad if they got an AdMech class and it was a combat servitor?

[jaunty path]

the more you run the more shit gets stacked upon you and I havent exactly memorized the map geometry to properly do that. its really annoying.

[tawny hearth]

like fighting a swarm of non havoc crushers along side new dog boss feels in a really good place

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe

[jaunty path]

I dont like the mode at all

[gloomy tartan]

They would get mad it doesn’t have a fat ass

[woven sigil]

Smh. More violence more gudder

[tawny hearth]

lol i do keep dodging into holes

but thats just me things tbh

[jaunty path]

yet another fucking problem

[woven sigil]

Yeah nah, I've died a number of times to getting stuck on terrain/falling down a hole

[limber zealot]

So what I'm hearing is that everything but you is the problem

[tawny hearth]

lol if i could learn the holes of chaos wastes i can learn the holes in this mode... copared to some of the wastes maps these are nothing

[limber zealot]

A common theme among darktide players

[tawny hearth]

but playing oggy is a bit rough, you get caught on everything

[dire kayak]

i would not be mad

[lone crescent]

Map geometry changes each run
Wish the scanner showed more than icons

[dire kayak]

id be so happy

[limber zealot]

Yeah I wouldn't either

[dire kayak]

combat servitors are so cool

[limber zealot]

Honestly that's what I want

[woven sigil]

Not at all. I know I'm the problem, and that makes it even funnier

[limber zealot]

Fuck skitarii

Combat Serv my beloved

[gloomy tartan]

Robots don’t have asses

[dire kayak]

we could even get a big servitor claw that can crush the head of maulers and stuff

[mystic fossil]

yarrick claw?

[gloomy tartan]

You want a claw

[tawny hearth]

i feel like if we got anything it would be skitarii unless FS was feeling very silly

[mystic fossil]

WAAAAAAGHHHHHHH

[tawny hearth]

got anything from admech i mean

[gloomy tartan]

If you want a claw give us a crab with a knife as a playable character

[limber zealot]

I'd sooner bet on combat servitor

[gloomy tartan]

Mess with the CRABBO you get the STABBO

[gloomy tartan]

🦀 🔪

[limber zealot]

If this game was awesome like VT2 we would've had xenos goodies ages ago

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t get that reference so I’m going to hiss at you

[dire kayak]

literally me

[tawny hearth]

lol DT got a bigger facelift than vt2 ever got in alot of its base systems which is where alot of the time went

[gloomy tartan]

sprays you

[twin flower]

Only played vt2 a couple times, and I only know Kruber

[gloomy tartan]

Hey I feel bad for that servi skull that gets killed in the expedition cutscene

He got his shit smashed in

[tawny hearth]

thats pretty good, thats like saying you only know spiderman from comics, you at least landed on a good example

[gloomy tartan]

Skull exploded

[acoustic pebble]

I'm so fucking happy

I found a music sibling

[tawny hearth]

he's probably happy if he's even aware tbh lol

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean

Being a flying skull would rule

[tawny hearth]

[gloomy tartan]

I’d bite people in the face

🙂

[delicate vapor]

salmon bagel....

[tawny hearth]

bro you're already a skull piloting a bipedal mech, thats kind of up there on the rad scale

[gloomy tartan]

I’d scream give me your precious cartilage then I’d bite peoples noses and ears off

And I’d do that scooby doo ass skeleton cackle

Like that skeleton astronaut from scooby doo

wtf was his name…

He has the stupidest laugh I love it

Perfect stupid skeleton cackle

[gloomy tartan]

I’m just a flesh mech I’m not that impressive

[dire kayak]

i already do that

[gloomy tartan]

In the words of dark souls

Try finger but hole

[fair bridge]

finished metro 2035

[marsh iris]

bite their lips

[fair bridge]

i love depressing russian literature!!!!!!!!

[tawny hearth]

i will say this new mode really proves the people cheesing thier titles theory, the instant more than one crusher shows up they lose the fight somehow

[uneven ivy]

Can someone take me through to see how I can get the bells for the twins?

[gloomy tartan]

I like how in dark souls people wrote great view ahead for pretty views and for characters who are hot also lol

[gloomy tartan]

You want the bells boi?

You should get ainz they fuck the twins up

Offer them the prize

[tawny hearth]

bells are hardmode twins right?

[uneven ivy]

Ya

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

They want the special bells

The purple ones

[marsh iris]

taco bell

[tawny hearth]

yeah those are rough without a premade, more now adays lol

[uneven ivy]

Can I go to strike party seven

[stark bobcat]

I can help with hard mode twins

[gloomy tartan]

AINZ

See I told you

[uneven ivy]

Ty

[gloomy tartan]

Ainz is fucking lit at the twins

[dire kayak]

adepticon 2026 is either going to be the best thing ever or the most disappointing thing ever

[gloomy tartan]

They helped me out

[stark bobcat]

1 min, lauinching game

[uneven ivy]

Strike part seven

[gloomy tartan]

I became a better player watching Ainz kill the twins

[dire kayak]

ainz is inquisitor grendyl

[gloomy tartan]

No joke

[dire kayak]

i don't have proof but i know he is

[gloomy tartan]

I got better

It was like anime

[marsh iris]

ainz is grendyl's right hand man

[tawny hearth]

i'm so bad at twins, i never play them

[gloomy tartan]

Ainz makes you better at the game if you play with them

His power is an aura

[stark bobcat]

I'm getting close to finishing H40 solo with Dclaw

[twin dirge]

I have aura

It's called stank

Papa nurgle sponsored aura

[gloomy tartan]

Pheromone maxing is real

And it’s disgusting

[gusty flume]

Bro I got major mud ass

[dire kayak]

aki

[twin dirge]

Born to crust forced to wipe

[twin dirge]

Yes ma'am

[gloomy tartan]

Women have told me I smell good when I haven’t showered yet more than when I have male perfume on

[gusty flume]

https://tenor.com/view/boooooo-this-guy-stinks-serious-spongebob-squarepants-gif-11981386

[dire kayak]

imagine we get pteraxii as the 7th class

id be so happy

[gloomy tartan]

We’re a disgusting species

[dire kayak]

i love the pteraxii

[twin dirge]

What's a pteraxii

[gloomy tartan]

Pheromone maxing is real

[dire kayak]

flying skitarii

[twin flower]

whats that

[twin dirge]

Real

[twin flower]

Oh

[dire kayak]

they have big wings

[gloomy tartan]

Ptera like pteranodon

Neat

[left night]

Sound cool

[marsh iris]

can lasgun now compete in havoc? (40)

[twin flower]

It can?!

[gloomy tartan]

Lasgun feels better idk if it can do THAT

[tawny hearth]

couldn't it always if you dreamed hard enough?

[gusty flume]

With the right people anything can

[dire kayak]

they also have flamers and the vanguard weapon that i forgot the name of

[tawny hearth]

(i never use lasguns lmao)

[marsh iris]

i heard lasgun had buffs

[left night]

Havoc is pretty wild lol

[gloomy tartan]

Las gun is bettwr now but….idk

[twin flower]

Which mk

[stark bobcat]

it did before

[twin flower]

What about now tho

[stark bobcat]

reaches 1 taps on ranged elites and specials

[marsh iris]

if its you i believe it

[left night]

Plasma gun and Bolter for good measure

[stark bobcat]

havent used since buff

[twin flower]

What'd thye even buff

[stark bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv6KwEWHXB8&t=405s

but this is my H40 with las gun

[tawny hearth]

i was gonna say i never use lasguns but i didn't think they were that bad they couldn't be used in h40

[twin dirge]

I will always use bolter over plasma ngl

Just feels cooler

[dire kayak]

i love the alternate mark of the boltgun

[twin dirge]

(plus the skin in shop rn fits really well with my commissar fit)

[dire kayak]

less overwhelming recoil and it has cool boom

[gloomy tartan]

Same

I never even used plasma once

Fuck ass gun

[marsh iris]

noice

[gloomy tartan]

Commisar are allways old as fuck

[dire kayak]

i got plasma to mastery 20 then never touched it again

[gloomy tartan]

Look like dry leather

[modest flume]

They're just beef jerky

[twin flower]

Yarrick was cool as hell tho

[gloomy tartan]

Does your commisar also look like leather ?

[gloomy tartan]

He looks like cool leather yes

[twin flower]

Like an vintage leather jacket

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

From the war

[twin flower]

"Soldiers of Armaggedon"

[gloomy tartan]

Hey question

[marsh iris]

Armaggedon Korps of Steel

[gloomy tartan]

He has a normal hand still

Right ?

Otherwise how does he wipe his ass

[dire kayak]

im tempted to try and get into metal gear rising revengeance again

[twin flower]

Yeh why

[gloomy tartan]

And scratch his balls

Ok good

I was worried for him

[twin flower]

imagine getting ordered by a Commisar to wipe his ass for him

[gloomy tartan]

Would he not delegate it to your squad leader

Liek he would order your platoon comander

Who would order your regiment leader

Squad leader etc

Like it would be a top down order

Till you as a grunt get the orders to go to _spot and find out upon getting there it’s to wipe ass

[brazen pelican]

Well, if it isn't Sussy Jack.

[marsh iris]

balls that big needs to use power klaw to scratch

[gloomy tartan]

Balls of solid diamantine

Need the claw to even scratch it

[marsh iris]

this may make me consider smoke grenades ngl

[modest flume]

They're great for Havoc

Pretty much all I use

[marsh iris]

[modest flume]

Stops dogs, flamers, trappers have to walk up to you, negates shooters and captains/LTs simply don't shoot at you

[modest flume]

Melee is unaffected

[visual vortex]

Holy fuck

That venom pic goes so hsrd

[modest flume]

You know what else is hard?

Peanut brittle, shit is tough

[twin flower]

Agent Venom is best Venom

[visual vortex]

Oh i forgot

[acoustic pebble]

Someone say my name?

[dire kayak]

oh yeah

1/5 pteraxii painted

[jaunty path]

Is the event over or no

[modest flume]

Make it 2/5

[brazen pelican]

You were going to show me!

Where picture, goober!?

[dire kayak]

i can't dm youu

[brazen pelican]

Add me as friend and you can! :3

[modest flume]

And then they hugged, and all was right in the world

The end.

[brazen pelican]

I love hugs. :3

[marsh iris]

i want to extract tonight, thank you for your attention to the matter - Garut, Reject of the Inquisition

[acoustic pebble]

Give you a hug stimm

[brazen pelican]

Yay!

[dire kayak]

unironically

[acoustic pebble]

HUGS AND STIMMS FOR DAAAYYYYSSSSSS

[brazen pelican]

Me staring at the sunrise.

[dire kayak]

i think pteraxii would actually be pretty good as the 7th class

[acoustic pebble]

The what now?

[dire kayak]

the simplest way i can explain them is flying skitarii with big wings

[acoustic pebble]

I don't want no Wright brothers

[dire kayak]

i think they'd be quite unique and fun to use in darktide

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

this particular planet is known for its intensively bright sun. You are now blind in two eyes.

[brazen pelican]

Good thing I got six more. ..oOwOo..

[astral basin]

Lmao

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[acoustic pebble]

Oh my St Messilina!! SHE'S A SPÖDER!!!!

[marsh iris]

i still cant believe i got yanked out by a trapper through the sanctuary door and died by being crushed while its closing

RIP 385 tech remnants

[brazen pelican]

Was funny as fuck.

[acoustic pebble]

I want to pet a spøder

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

You died so fucking fast.

[astral basin]

Spdr

[acoustic pebble]

Spŏder

[delicate vapor]

ok food time

[brazen pelican]

Me too! Kinda wanna get a T. seladonia.

[dire kayak]

TJATS SO BRUTAL

[marsh iris]

it was brutal, i thought id stop right before the door

[brazen pelican]

Same, I was running to try and unwrap you.

[marsh iris]

[acoustic pebble]

I wish I could have a cool spơder but Hawaii ain't got em

[brazen pelican]

You can ship Tarantulas via mail.

[delicate vapor]

and eat them

[brazen pelican]

No! Spiders are bros.

[acoustic pebble]

YOU CAN?!?

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[acoustic pebble]

Actually idk my dogs gonna either freak out or eat em

And I love my puppers

[brazen pelican]

Get a good terrarium with a terrarium lock and you're golden.

[acoustic pebble]

That may work

I SHALL DO IT

[brazen pelican]

Yay!

Any particular species?

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

None, I'll try to grow it large enough to ride into battle

[brazen pelican]

That's the true American dream. Battle ready tarantula mounts.

[dire kayak]

im scared of spiders

all insects

[brazen pelican]

Even weevils? :<

Weevils are just small goobers.

[acoustic pebble]

Get a Chameleon. They will protect you

[dire kayak]

hmmm

ive never seen a weevil irl

[brazen pelican]

They got boots and snoots.

[acoustic pebble]

Also Chameleons are fucking AWESOME!!!

[dire kayak]

i mean i don't like yell in fear at the sight of a fly

but dragonflies, butterflies, moths

terrifying

[acoustic pebble]

Snoots?? Can I boop the snoot??

[brazen pelican]

Yes! And you should.

[acoustic pebble]

Imma boop em

[somber stream]

Boobs lol

Oh boop

[brazen pelican]

Morning, Dad!

[acoustic pebble]

...go in a corner

[somber stream]

#Notyourdad

[astral basin]

Ofc thats the first message i see

[dire kayak]

mine next can i too?

[brazen pelican]

I'm still gonna call you that.

[brazen pelican]

Yes, and you should!

[acoustic pebble]

I can describe to you the lore behind Beastmen testicles and how they save the economy if you prefer

[brazen pelican]

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[brazen pelican]

Weevils looks so goofy when they try to fly.

I mean, they can fly. They just look goofy taking off.

[acoustic pebble]

Weevil?! I love that pokemon!

Not as good as Lucario tho

[gloomy tartan]

We talking Pokémon?