general-chat

[shell goblet]

we're just finishing up a smoke outside hehe. like 5~ min ?

[modest flume]

I forgot with who here

[dire kayak]

im gonna cry

[green vector]

aight bet

[blazing ibex]

And they're in this server actually

[modest flume]

One of them was @tall grove I think

[dire kayak]

and me

you carried me once

[dire kayak]

and jerry

[modest flume]

My man Jerry, he's cool

[brazen pelican]

I can join for a few if you'll have me, actually. But I'm EU so I'll probably lag and play bad.

[hazy valley]

Expeditions are fun except for whatever grid point has the sandstorm

[modest flume]

@brazen pelican if that's not evidence I dunno what is

[hazy valley]

And even those are at least funny

[uneven ivy]

Can I play with anybody? I gotta level up

[modest flume]

I know there's a few others here I've helped, I don't remember

[hazy valley]

Had a sandstorm spawn directly on top of the battery of a point of interest so we couldn't do it, and then later another spawned on top of the extraction ship's entrance

It was so bad but also so funny LOL

[shell goblet]

you're welcome to come along still ! we're about to hop on !

[blazing ibex]

I mean, we made it to 40 together last season

If that counts

[brazen pelican]

Nice. ♥

[dire kayak]

im probably weird for chewing on my headphone cable

[green vector]

oh is lacey na

fuck yeah lets get this 300 ping

[brazen pelican]

I assumed because of what the time is.

[green vector]

i mean we're still up

[shell goblet]

you bet lmao

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, but we're weird.

[green vector]

true

ill play zealot

dont need to aim

[dire kayak]

AAAAAGGGGHHH I NEED MORE MINIATURES NOW!!!!!!!

[shell goblet]

is psyker any good in this mode or do i have to play something else lol

[green vector]

yea

[brazen pelican]

4344157036

[shell goblet]

one sec !

[green vector]

4869460578

[brazen pelican]

I'm just bringing Scum so I can use elevated surfaced to fly.

[lethal condor]

What are these bane looking character that run at you scream pick you up throw you called

[dire kayak]

mutants

[lethal condor]

I did a malsstorm with nothing but those insane I didnt know it would get that crazy

[uneven ivy]

Anyone help me level up

[tall grove]

Huh?
Wuh?

[blazing ibex]

They're talking about when you did that havoc together

[tall grove]

Oh yeah
Still can’t believe we pulled it off with me dragging it down lmao

[delicate vapor]

I just bought so much snacks

Oh yeah

[limpid ginkgo]

I wonder if Hadron shows us her feet when we bring her 40.000 tech remnants

[blazing ibex]

I mean

Probably not as bad as the vet that died

...11 times?

On the first havoc I did since the update

[thick coyote]

This [Acolyte] has lustful thoughts about the [Toaster]

[limpid ginkgo]

Darn

I didn't know reddit has cooldown on comments

Also I didn't know they protect iranian regime

[green vector]

[fair bridge]

@arctic escarp should i bring shart or lae'zel

i don't want to bring them both, i am tired of them hating each other

[vocal forge]

I mean, I'm not saying I'm more than mediocre at Darktide, but... how the hell do some of these people function? It's been almost a week now, and I've not had a single Expedtions run that didn't immediately see everyone run in different directions and get killed, or if we do stick together, we do one POI and immediately extract.

[buoyant loom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728174260878704643/1178364672756437022/salvatory_ogryn.gif

:(

[low blade]

TOTAL BAE'ZEL VICTORY

[drowsy lynx]

[sand monolith]

What is a good penance score for playing this game (darktide) for a month ?

[fair bridge]

does she ever stop being a fuckin MEAN BULLY

[low blade]

No ❤️

[languid hazel]

Random request for anyone here that is good with photoshop

[low blade]

To be fair she is fully justified entirely

[fair bridge]

ig i'll find out because i'm a little tired of shart's pearl clutching nonsense when her goddess is fucking EVIL

[low blade]

Without spoilers: Fuck that frog and you will see peak

[green vector]

5 million

[jaunty path]

I might try doing havoc 40 solos

[fair bridge]

i'm playing a warlock this time so i'm not completely useless in combat like i was before with my bard (i didden know what college of swords was)

[low blade]

Perfect to fuck that frog and bring her every time

[sand monolith]

Nice . So im right on schedule with my over 9 million

[green vector]

based

[limpid ginkgo]

Darn

Zero players

Back to helldivers I guess

[fair bridge]

is astarion/lae'zel/wyll a cursed blunt rotation

[limpid ginkgo]

Btw I finished Necromunda not so long ago

It was sad to see main plot going to lords santa barbara instead of genestealer cult

[low blade]

Hired Gun or Underhive Wars

[limpid ginkgo]

Hired gun

[low blade]

Laezel

[low blade]

Now buy a Necromunda gang

[fair bridge]

omg wait can astarion and wyll like hook up

is that possible

do we have the technology

[low blade]

No i just wanted to use the sticker

[fair bridge]

fuck

[languid hazel]

Yes, when you play as one of them

[fair bridge]

i meant like in the background but i uynderstandd

[languid hazel]

Yeah sadly nyo

[fair bridge]

fuckk i cant change my tail either

[delicate vapor]

[limpid ginkgo]

What's it like

Xcom?

[gloomy tartan]

popeye the sailor man, hatsune miku, the booty creek cheek freak

Would you smoke with this blunt rotation ?

[little marten]

popeye is 100% racist

[gloomy tartan]

Why?

[dire kayak]

i love fall of cadia

[little marten]

i just have a hunch

[green vector]

i can smell it

that kinda smelly smell

[brazen pelican]

It was a happy occasion.

[gloomy tartan]

Popeye is ugly

And his step dad was a black guy

[gloomy tartan]

He was abandoned as a baby

[dire kayak]

its such a good book

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz he was so ugly

I think he’s cool with whatever race you are

[dire kayak]

love it so much more than eisenhorn

[gloomy tartan]

Bluto I would buy being racist

Bluto would totally say some out of pocket shit then go “ WHAT ITS A JOKE!”

With a big grin too

He would allways be smiling and talking mad shit

[little marten]

imma keep it 100 with u guys i always do u know that

crimson desert is climbing in my estimations

we might be talking 9/10 territory

[whole bough]

ppl are hating it cause random assets were aigenerated

i kinda agree but also its litearlly random meaningless stuff that the devs probably forgot about

[little marten]

Oh the pictures lol? They’re pretty dumb pictures

I’m sure they were placeholder not like pearl abyss can’t afford to pay actual artists to do it

[delicate vapor]

Smells like

[thick coyote]

So you playing the game?

Does it hold up to all the hype?

[little marten]

Kinda

[dire kayak]

mmmmm

i eat another qtip

[glacial shoal]

hey folks what's up

[thick coyote]

We're running out of those

[dire kayak]

"do not insert into ear canal" jokes on you its going in my throat instead

[glacial shoal]

no doctor I would not like a throat swab to test for strep throat

[gloomy tartan]

Swab yo ass

wtf is strep throat

Is it real

[glacial shoal]

it makes ur throat hurt real bad

I got it all the time when I was a kid

[cyan current]

Good afternoon straights

[glacial shoal]

mostly kids get it though during like winter

afaik

[blazing ibex]

@modest flume i'm alive

[whole bough]

theyre also old ass ai gen

like atleast 2 years old

its barely coherent and mostly amorphous

[blazing ibex]

it's heavy sword gaming time

[glacial shoal]

on what class

[blazing ibex]

scoom

[glacial shoal]

i've never used heavy sword

is it poggers

[blazing ibex]

extremely

[glacial shoal]

more than dclaw?

[blazing ibex]

Dclaw has the parry and I can't ignore how strong having that is

But

Hordes just

Get deleted

It has so much innate horde capabilities.

[glacial shoal]

do you run the same kind of build as your dclaw build or is it a different setup

[blazing ibex]

It's wonderful

[sinful pecan]

Anyone else getting Matchmaking error code 9999?

[glacial shoal]

more than recently

my loading times also are beans lately

[sinful pecan]

For me loading times have always been kinda meh

[stuck crescent]

you wot?

[dire kayak]

im gonna go to my local hobby store and eat every krieg miniature

[glacial shoal]

same but it's especially bad lately

[blazing ibex]

actually changing the setup a lil

[glacial shoal]

ooo ok, can I ask for a DM for the changes in setup?

or in scummer channel

[blazing ibex]

shur

[glacial shoal]

tyty

[modest flume]

DClaw

[blazing ibex]

But yes.

Heavy sword got a glow up in a pleasantly surprising way.

[glacial shoal]

oh which mark btw

of heavy

[blazing ibex]

mk6

but you can run any of them really

[glacial shoal]

ty

[blazing ibex]

I'd go to psyk and check their movesets and see what works.

This works for me because special heavy flows really nicely.

[glacial shoal]

fair

[marsh iris]

Stew Legion

hello dwarf

[whole glade]

i was building my NL combat patrol and the fucking Chaos rhino is older than me by a year

[green vector]

@brazen pelican @sharp sorrel ggs

[shell goblet]

thanks for playin @green vector @brazen pelican <33

[dire kayak]

if they arent found soon im going to get

antisocial

[dire kayak]

holy fuck

[somber stream]

My dream was haunted by Chris, constantly nagging about how Leon didn’t fuck his sister

[whole glade]

GRAHHH

[dire kayak]

i dreamt about captain wolfer last night

[whole glade]

ikr

and im 19

[somber stream]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CITsA3AV4wU
this about sums it up

[dire kayak]

hmmm

do i play expeditions or normal missions

or maybe mortis,,,

im very close to unlocking kappa

[gloomy void]

Darktide

[gloomy void]

Wish i did

[ashen hornet]

brick

[gloomy void]

He has a nice voice

[rain pilot]

I need cigs

run me them pockets

[whole glade]

Well in the merry month of may from me home i started, left the girls of taum were nearly broken hearted🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[rain pilot]

oi

I need cigs

🔪

[dire kayak]

700 remnants and i get access to kappa

[cobalt wharf]

I'm really not enjoying the new missions. They're all basically random versions of the fucking train, where every quickplay is morons forgetting a timer exists.

[marsh iris]

🚬

[rain pilot]

or you're just playing damnation

[whole glade]

i cant wait to get a hellsing tat.

[rain pilot]

I fucken hate damnation

great for training though ngl

If you can carry in damnation

[dire kayak]

i have many tatoo plans

[cobalt wharf]

No auric dude.

[whole glade]

same brosicle

[rain pilot]

Damnation has dumber people

[cobalt wharf]

PUGs are godawful in this. I can't imagine Damnation.

basically everyone too afraid to play auric

[rain pilot]

I was stuck on the damnation difficulty because people either quit from getting down once and I am always the last one alive

[whole glade]

i cant wait for a pirate faction in TC

[rain pilot]

or my team left me behind as a horde pinned me

the zealots kept stealing ammo

[marsh iris]

their free will is stronger

[rain pilot]

My will to not end myself is stronger bitch

[thick coyote]

Anything is more poggers than dclaw
It barely has flak damage

[whole glade]

HEAVENS DOOR REMOVE HIS ABILITY TO CU-

[rain pilot]

More like locked in damnation

Damnation is the casual filter

also the skilless gutter

[cobalt wharf]

My issue is specifically with the new expeditions. There are zero tools outside getting on comms and being a controlling asshat that actually get people to look at their compass or time remaining. The illiteracy is making other people very frustrating, and this mode exemplifies it to an angering degree.

[thick coyote]

Stfu Rohan
Go fight another Greek god for goodness sake

[whole glade]

no, ill go gamble with josuke

[rain pilot]

I wanted a new weapon

I didn't get that

so I don't give a shiy

[thick coyote]

Oi, Josuke
Let it ride
Ain't that whacky?

[marsh iris]

i feel night raid is much easier than day time

eepy heretics

[thick coyote]

Oh wow these jojokes are old
I feel whacky

[somber stream]

They’re as blind as a bat

[whole glade]

funninest part of P4 is the terrible stand names in dub

[marsh iris]

bats are cute

[somber stream]

I was merely 5 meters away and they didn’t see

[marsh iris]

are you saying heretics are cute @somber stream

[somber stream]

I made no such statement

[hazy kestrel]

[rain pilot]

I activate my stand: Disposal Unit

[whole glade]

ermm technically not all traitors are heretics

[somber stream]

But maybe a bit, i mean Rinda

[whole glade]

i would want mine to be Rob zombie based

:3c

[rain pilot]

Living dead girl

[thick coyote]

Mentally Assailed Shiny Rock

Curaizi Daiamondo

[marsh iris]

Rinda is an exception, huggable little troublemaker

[rain pilot]

killer queen

bites the dust

[modest flume]

Ironic considering she is the worse of the two twins

[somber stream]

Little?

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Are you 2 metres tall Garut

[marsh iris]

getting there

[whole glade]

ehhh maybe House of 1000 Corpses or Boogieman

mayhaps dragula

[somber stream]

I really don’t get Londoners “liquor”

[visual vortex]

i hate rinda

[dire kayak]

i cant be the only one who despises being carried

[thick coyote]

Look who couldn't perform at their 100%

🫵

[river ingot]

youve never been carried in a game of darktide either your team deserves to be there or they wipe

[jaunty path]

treat it like a learning experience

[dire kayak]

it just sucks whenever i bring a loudout to kill crushers and bulwarks then all of them die before i can reach them, or i turn around while fighting a horde and everyone is already miles ahead

sometimes i wish i could filter out havoc players so this doesnt happen

[wintry steeple]

m1 spam psyker runs ahead of everyone else with his m1 spam friend and they m1 spam from start to end
thing i have learned: psykers are not fun to play with

[dire kayak]

thats literally my experience

[astral basin]

Psykers are just able to do their own thing
All classes are supposed to do a little of everything. Just some better than others

[astral basin]

Every time i tried running a thammer build when i played zeal

I have beeg bonk stick
lemme fokin bonk dammit

[drowsy lynx]

my first havoc lobby of the season had an inferno staff psyker die twice and quit during the match

[astral basin]

Ngl
Part of the reason i dont like doing challenge modes is the chaos of newbies sliding in not knowing what to expect, and arrogant mfs that ruin the experience one way or another

[dire kayak]

my twin lance arrives tomorrow

im actually so excited-

my favourite factions to paint are:
1: thousand sons
2: tyranids
3: t'au
4: grey knights
5: militarum

[fallen tree]

tyranids seem like real fun to paint with all the gore you can add

[warm maple]

hey question

For some ranged weapons you get like a special animation where its like you're pressing your gun against the enemy

Does that actually do anything

or is it just for cool factor

Examples: Bolt Pistol and Shot Pistol

[visual vortex]

if you do it

[drowsy lynx]

depends on the weapon, some are a bash that can knock things back / stagger like a bolter or flamer

[visual vortex]

then shoot

you look cool

[drowsy lynx]

the bolt pistol's you can follow up with a standard shot to point blank shoot something

[warm maple]

yeah for bolt pistol its specifically a bash and then you can follow up shoot

[visual vortex]

good with point blank blessings

[warm maple]

and it looks cool, but I didn't know if it did more damage

For Shot Pistol its a shield bash you can hold and then he aims the gun at the end of the animation if you held it long enough

im pretty sure there are a few others but I can't recall.

Hive scum also has that special twirl gun animation

which doesn't seem to have any purpose but cool factor as far as I know

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[warm maple]

For the dual pistols

[astral basin]

Ngl if i was a minis enjoyer, tzeench demons and necrons would be my factions
If i had to pick up marines… a bladeguard set. People will be wondering why i colored them teal/ grey blue

[drowsy lynx]

nah it's the same damage

[drowsy lynx]

for this, each time you twirl a gun the accuracy will improve until you stop and switch to twirling the other gun

if you shoot at the end of the animation it's pinpoint accurate

[warm maple]

oo

[formal mortar]

Thought it increases crit chance too

[warm maple]

glad to know that has a purpose

[drowsy lynx]

great for hitting a far target for sure

[formal mortar]

You can 1 shot some things with it and stagger them

[warm maple]

I honestly like the dual auto pistols more though, even if they do make it fucking hard to kill far away targets

[formal mortar]

Tap fire and you can kill anything that's far that would need to be killed from far easily

[warm maple]

oh i know

it just takes a lil bit

and when you are facing 600 gunners

a little bit isn't great

[drowsy lynx]

or throw shivs at them if you can arc it high enough

[smoky sedge]

So is quell cancelling still a thing? I was reasearching some stuff to show my friend who started with a psyker, so I looked some stuff up related to staffs and discovered it. I seem to be unable to figure out how to do it, but apparently you can fly through the map pretty well if you do it?

[astral basin]

Wait no… i get enough teal and purple between tzaangors and necrons
Id paint skittles marines

[drowsy lynx]

nah they got rid of it

[warm maple]

you should paint Lamentors 😉

[drowsy lynx]

peopel were macroing it to attack too fast

[warm maple]

Especially if you hate yourself

[astral basin]

Love lamentors story
That heraldry tho

[warm maple]

haha

Its fiiine

its just 10 checker boxes on what, a half inch tall figure?

[astral basin]

Square. Checker boxes
On a pauldron the size of a finger print
With a heart

Not to mention trying to do the knee pad like ive seen some

[warm maple]

ahaha

PAAIN, without love

actually some love because it has a heart

[astral basin]

No no father died, the loves gone

[warm maple]

true and accurate to my backstory too 😉

[marsh iris]

skill issue? get dlss5

[warm maple]

no

[thick coyote]

No

Assail can still do it though

[dire kayak]

i need to buy an airbrush but they're so expensiveee

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[warm maple]

it'll be ok

[dire kayak]

you know what im gonna say lynxie

[tawdry edge]

What

[dire kayak]

-# literally me

[tawdry edge]

-# witawwy me

[smoky sedge]

@drowsy lynx @thick coyote Much appreciated

[warm maple]

this time im really gonna do it

[gloomy void]

[thick coyote]

🫡

[formal mortar]

Finished the event now I can just goof around again

[warm maple]

I can't believe you got me talkin' bout goof troop

[formal mortar]

Used to have a buddy that anytime someone was being funny or dumb he'd call them a whole ass goof troop

[formal mortar]

Getting my twitch drops

[rain pilot]

Chat

[cobalt wharf]

Is it the weekend? It must be. Everyone is playing as if they have jobs.

[rain pilot]

It me

Crazy person

[dire kayak]

:3

i very dumb

:3

[shell sentinel]

Ayo how do i get perms to post pics in https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/988743487438606346 ?

[jaunty path]

talk

till ur name is red

[shell sentinel]

Words

Words

Words

Words?

[jaunty path]

dont spam

are you stupid

[shell sentinel]

Maybe

[jaunty path]

definitely

[shell sentinel]

Idk

[jaunty path]

but yeah just talk in here until you're red

[shell sentinel]

Drunk is more accurate, but yes

[stiff elbow]

i am very sad today

[jaunty path]

forgot how many messages you need

[jaunty path]

y

[shell sentinel]

How come?

[stiff elbow]

darktide makes me feel sadder

[shell sentinel]

Why?

[stiff elbow]

cus i suck

this game is a mutiny

[jaunty path]

at what

[rocky aspen]

Thinking of reviving my old dumb idea for additional modification to a weapon that gives both a negative, and positive trait or stat, to go with tech remnants

[shell sentinel]

Oof

[jaunty path]

you may be bad at darktide but you will improve w practice

[shell sentinel]

This

Always room for improvement

[warm maple]

unless you play on controller then you're fucked haha

[shell sentinel]

Lmao very true

PC stays winning

[stiff elbow]

they should give ogryn a lascannon or something

that would be cool

[marsh iris]

autocannon

[shell sentinel]

I agree, however…

Idk how theyd balance it

[jaunty path]

I feel like you already got something great w twinlinked heavy stubber

[rocky aspen]

Ogryn should get my brass knuckles idea, with the special to grab and throw enemies

[shell sentinel]

Twin-linked > regular heavy stubber

I will die on this hill

[warm maple]

isn't the stubber the autocanon?

[rocky aspen]

No

[marsh iris]

far from it

[warm maple]

in terms of how it feels to fire I agree at least

[rocky aspen]

A heavy stubber is more or less a modern day heavy machine gun

[marsh iris]

heavy stubborn

[warm maple]

its a miracle they get an ogryn on the transport, no heavy stubborn here

[marsh iris]

single stubber firing sound irks me a little

[rocky aspen]

Abominable ai messing with my text

[shell sentinel]

M2HB

Ma Deuce my beloved ❤️

[marsh iris]

autocannon would be a cross between bolter and single heavy stubber

[stiff elbow]

ogryns should get a heavy bolter

[gloomy tartan]

I want a backpack machine gun

Like the gunners have

I want my vet to go brrrrrrrrrrrtbrttttttbrrrrrtbrtbebtbrbrbrbbrbrbrbr

[rocky aspen]

The heaviest twin linked and single heavy stubbers are basically 50 cals

[twin dirge]

Stub her? I barely know her!

[gloomy tartan]

But veteran has a pic in our talent tree of us using one

So like

Fucking give us the gun

🙁

[rocky aspen]

Lol

[marsh iris]

ikr

[gloomy tartan]

it’s like if they showed you with a loving partner and nice hair and a cool car

But then that was dlc

You had to pay for

And didn’t have

[marsh iris]

its a burger in the menu picture

[warm maple]

Hellguns 😄

[dire kayak]

that's what happens to me when people take their pills

[fallen tree]

still havent bought relationship dlc 😩

[warm maple]

Get your ass a backpack mounted battery and shoot

[gloomy tartan]

It only gets more expensive

It never goes on discount

[dire kayak]

they don't know im not real

[fallen tree]

so its like a live service type model

[gloomy tartan]

Unless your both crack heads

[fallen tree]

sub only

[gloomy tartan]

It’s liek how uber raises prices

[marsh iris]

we get relationship free update, its a desert

[gloomy tartan]

During crisis

[rocky aspen]

If I was a Fatshark dev, you know what I would do?

[warm maple]

If its true that GW keeps messing with Fartsharks ability to do stuff maybe people should complain to them instead of Fatshark for updates

[gloomy tartan]

So like relationship dlc is more expensive during holidays

The price jumps for holidays and crisis events

And it’s a live service also

And it makes fun of your flat ass

[fallen tree]

thank god im only married to the Lex

[rocky aspen]

Id put out a vox video for April 1st, saying that we received a shipment of hotshot or hellgun laaguns

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what about the creed

Does the creed and the lex hang out and drink coffie

Cook steaks

That’s what friends do right

Cook coffie drink steak

Watch game

Cheer team

[rocky aspen]

And then Id change the models of the Mourning Star ship guards to have the guns, whilst denying them to the players

[fallen tree]

medium rare coffee, black steak

[gloomy tartan]

Hate different

[gloomy tartan]

lol, lmao, lmfao even

[warm maple]

there are so manymodels of lasguns

[marsh iris]

meltagun 😔

[warm maple]

that it should be the most common weapon marks

that every class could have

Except Ogyrn, of course

[twin dirge]

I like my steak black

[gloomy tartan]

I want a backpack lasgun

[warm maple]

[gloomy tartan]

So I can go ghost busters

I don’t know wtf the backpack lasgun is

[twin dirge]

I want a backpack

[gloomy tartan]

But I want that one

[warm maple]

Thats the Hellgun

[twin dirge]

So I can hold more stuff

[gloomy tartan]

I want that

Then we can cross the streams

🙏🏼

[warm maple]

Its for Elite Guardsmen

[gloomy tartan]

Las gun streams

I’m elite

[twin dirge]

I am going to commit great crime, I will bust nut in water tower

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll guard your men

[warm maple]

You know, the kind of Guard that lives for more then 15 minutes

[gloomy tartan]

But it’s like the best 15 minutes ever

[warm maple]

Thats what Nurgle is already doing

so go off queen

pun intended

[gloomy tartan]

Like making love and watching a sunset and explosion while you eat your favorite meal and pet a animal

[twin dirge]

I mean, that's what my ex said

[gloomy tartan]

What I do ain’t pretty

But I’m the best at it

Just like wolverine

[warm maple]

Wolverine smells like fetid ass

[twin dirge]

He does

[gloomy tartan]

He’s so short

Like so short

[twin dirge]

Wolverine definitely smells like a homeless person

[fallen tree]

an aquired taste for sure

[gloomy tartan]

In the movies he’s tall

But in comics he’s so short af

He’s like 5’4 or some shit

[warm maple]

Im as tall as Wolverine tbh

[fallen tree]

rip, short king

[warm maple]

right

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

[warm maple]

im fucked

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather smell wolverines claws

Or hulks toes

[warm maple]

I'd rather sniff Jean Greys armpits

[fallen tree]

based

[gloomy tartan]

I like when cyclops cheats on her

It’s funny

[warm maple]

Scott Summers ruining his own day

[gloomy tartan]

Emma frost loves him for some reason

It’s Emma frost man

[warm maple]

Just like everyone else

[gloomy tartan]

And she does mind sex with him

So like

Crazy shit

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat another qtip

[gloomy tartan]

She’s basically a hoe

[warm maple]

What do you think would be the worst super heroine to date

Im guessing Captain Marvel

[dire kayak]

hmmm

tony stark sounds like an abusive jerk

but then again ive never watched anything from marvel

[warm maple]

I specifically said heroine but yes sure lol

[dire kayak]

trueee

though tbh

i don't know what heroine means

[warm maple]

female hero?

[twin dirge]

Black widow

[dire kayak]

ohhhh

that makes sense

[twin dirge]

She's hot but you can't fix crazy easily

[dire kayak]

i know like 3 of those

[twin dirge]

I feel like capn marvel would be..annoying but not necessarily bad, it'd be like a long distance relationship ngl

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[twin dirge]

Cuz she's always in space saving the universe and shit

[dire kayak]

i don't know who she is

[warm maple]

She's pretty awful from what I hear in the civil war story lines

like, legit fascist asshole

[dire kayak]

stabbing her with hammers

[warm maple]

But eh, that may be character assassination

[dire kayak]

i like my steak green

mmmmm nurgle plagues

[hazy kestrel]

Who put a vegetal on my steank? >:[

[dire kayak]

as a tzeentch cultist, i approve

[hazy kestrel]

God I should sleep

However

Nah forget it I’m gonna sleep now.

[warm maple]

i wish I could sleep forever

[jaunty path]

gn

[hazy kestrel]

Do you require an armchair therapist?

[warm maple]

nah, no amount of talking will fix whats in my head lol

[dire kayak]

same

[hazy kestrel]

I’d wager I’m just as broken pal.

I’m here if you need to vent.

[dire kayak]

so am i

[hazy kestrel]

OCD is a hell of a thing

[warm maple]

Thanks bud, I'll be okay for now

[stuck seal]

Max open streams 96 fight me

[warm maple]

You gotta sleep

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t need sleep, I need to help others through trauma bonding.

[dire kayak]

do you want a short catgirl hug?

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a tradition around here

[hazy kestrel]

I’m fine for the moment.

[dire kayak]

okayy,,,

[twin dirge]

I love you guys

[twin dirge]

And you didn't even offer me a hug???? I'll just die now

[dire kayak]

hmmmm you're fun to hug though

[twin dirge]

[marsh iris]

what is love

[formal mortar]

It's a type of cake

[hazy kestrel]

What flavor is the cake?

[formal mortar]

Latina

[fallen tree]

gotta try this love thing

[hazy kestrel]

Can I get uhhh, a tall woman that can lift me like a sack of potatoes?

[brave slate]

What's love but a second hand emotion?

[sleek harness]

I don't think thats how strength works

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t crush my romance fantasies, funny rat man.

[sleek harness]

Would you be surprised that most latinas aren't sexy skinny curvy women

[sleek harness]

I can crush whatever I want

[formal mortar]

Only latina that matters to me is my girlfriend

[marsh iris]

winning

[sleek harness]

Yeah

But I am saying a fun fact

I am not judging you

[hazy kestrel]

Alright, I’m gonna sleep for real this time.

[sleek harness]

It's 3 am dude

Go to sleep

[hazy kestrel]

Unless you all have an interesting conversation.

[sleek harness]

No

Go

Shoo

[hazy kestrel]

It’s only 1 AM

[sleek harness]

Same thing

The time which boogie man comes

[hazy kestrel]

He’s pretty chill

But he lives in the basement

[sleek harness]

But that's evil boogie man

[hazy kestrel]

He’s chill

[sleek harness]

Boogie man is more evil

[hazy kestrel]

Smh, you mean to tell me that your boogie man isn’t chill?

[sleek harness]

Wdym my boogie man

[astral basin]

Aaaaaaaa
Idk to feel bad or what
Bc an older woman likes to come to the store at midnight to beg
For 3 months shes claimed her granddaughter stole her money
Disappears for two months
Comes back howling saying her daughter died and that she still has no money

[sleek harness]

I don't own fantasy creatures

[astral basin]

Supposed to ban her

[sleek harness]

Do I look like a slaver?

[astral basin]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

You look like a Skaven.

[astral basin]

Skaven or notorious for slaving

[sleek harness]

I am the guy who takes care of the mutated abominations of the Clan Moulder

Have some respect

[sleek harness]

You look

Red

[hazy kestrel]

Moulder monster crush-slay, yes-yes.

[hazy kestrel]

But I’m blue (da-ba-dee-da-ba-die.)

[sleek harness]

Oh yeah sorry let me revert the colors of my screen

Nah you are pink

[hazy kestrel]

But I just need to rotate

Even the planets are doing it.

[sleek harness]

Also my screen is a flashbang now

My eyes hurt

[hazy kestrel]

Same

Goodnight, funny rat man.

[formal mortar]

I should sleep too

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Coward

Not going to stay awake?

[formal mortar]

But I'm going to eat snacks and watch something

[hazy kestrel]

Watch a nice documentary

[formal mortar]

I have to work

[sleek harness]

Well I don't

It's

Uh

Sunday

I keep needing to translate the names

Also don't question how I translate so fast

It's a secret

[formal mortar]

No clue what you're translating

[dire kayak]

even me?

[sleek harness]

Sunday

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

From Portuguese to English

[formal mortar]

Ah

[sleek harness]

In the literal sense yeah

[formal mortar]

It's Domingo isn't it? Same as Spanish

[dire kayak]

tbh a skaven is probably taller and stronger than me

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

If I remember correctly I am 6-7ft

In between

[formal mortar]

Your other days though are numbers though right? Except for sabado

[sleek harness]

Segunda

Terça

Quarta

Quinta

And Sexta

Then theres Sábado and Domingo

[formal mortar]

Yeah, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, then sabbath

[dire kayak]

literally would look up at you like

[sleek harness]

Foolish Skaven lore dump but I am taller than most of my family

They are just short

[dire kayak]

why is everyone here so freakishly taller than me

[sleek harness]

How tall are you?

[formal mortar]

I'm only 6'0"

[dire kayak]

5'2

[sleek harness]

Decent

[sleek harness]

For this one

[sleek harness]

Tiny

[dire kayak]

i knowww

[formal mortar]

I work with a dwarf

[astral basin]

Whats more beginner friendly, necrons or sisters?

[sleek harness]

Okay yeah I am 6.5ft

[dire kayak]

necrons definitely

[dire kayak]

holy

[sleek harness]

Got thet information right

[sleek harness]

Necrons is a whole faction, Sister is a company of soldiers

Guess which is easier

[dire kayak]

with sisters you have to do faces and skin and all other details, but necrons are pretty simple as long as you don't go for c'tan shards or anything

[sleek harness]

Skully it's your fault

For making dumb question

[dire kayak]

though it's pretty hard to say which one of the two is easier since they have a wide range of models of varying complexity

[astral basin]

Considering sisters have their own mechs n shizz too
Im looking at. Really small groups of infantry w MAYBE a vehicle

[hazy kestrel]

5'4, it’s so over pals.

[sleek harness]

Basically a space marine company

[warm maple]

Sisters have pnitent engines

[dire kayak]

im 2 inches shorter than you

[warm maple]

which seem complex

[astral basin]

Not even a company

[sleek harness]

Haha tiny

[south mica]

smaller hitbox, stay winning min height king

[astral basin]

A squad

[hazy kestrel]

How’s the weather up there?

[sleek harness]

Pretty good

[warm maple]

being tiny sucks

[sleek harness]

Hows is your pet ant down there?

[hazy kestrel]

My dog is fine.

[fallen tree]

6'2, shortest of all my brothers

[hazy kestrel]

He’s sleepsing

[sleek harness]

Ant*

But sure

[hazy kestrel]

Furry ant

[dire kayak]

WHY WOULD I HAVE TO LOOK UP AT EVERYONE HERE

[sleek harness]

I guess people prefer tall people

I wonder why

[hazy kestrel]

Because tall women have thunderous thighs.

[dire kayak]

i even have to look up at personman im so cooked

[sleek harness]

Oh yeah right I taller than my parents

Guess it isn't it

[jaunty path]

go to bed personman

[sleek harness]

I just got lucky

[sleek harness]

Missus

3 am

[sleek harness]

Wouldn't it be short women?

[jaunty path]

2am

[hazy kestrel]

Tall women have longer legs, therefore, uh, idk they’re more accentuated I guess..

[sleek harness]

What are you doing this hour anyways?

Depending on it I will make fun of you

[dire kayak]

1am

[sleek harness]

Longer women are more skinny that's what

[hazy kestrel]

I’m talking about thighs Skaven, not body thin-ness.

You silly rat man

[sleek harness]

Thighs also work that way dumbass

They can get thin

[hazy kestrel]

I’m very tired. I want to argue, but I don’t have it in me.

[sleek harness]

Don't tell me you never saw someone with thin thighs in your life

[hazy kestrel]

I have, many times

[sleek harness]

You should be asleep right now

[sleek harness]

It isn't healthy

[dire kayak]

the bird beak stays on in bed

[sleek harness]

Only I can do it

[hazy kestrel]

What

[dire kayak]

i can't take it off tzeentch gave me this

[sleek harness]

Wouldn't it be a tentacle

He usually does that

[hazy kestrel]

Understandable, have a change-filled day

Alright, I’m gonna pass out now.

[sleek harness]

GO TO SLEEP

Oh my god

He's typing

[hazy kestrel]

I’m trying, but the notifications keep making me check my phone

You goose

[sleek harness]

You can see though the notification the message

You don't need to respond to it

[hazy kestrel]

But I do

[sleek harness]

You don't

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a necessity

[sleek harness]

Put liking me in second place

[fallen tree]

just use willpower, hear phone notif, ignore

[sleek harness]

You first place is your bed

[hazy kestrel]

I’m already in my bed

Just not asleep

[sleek harness]

Your first first place is sleeping

[hazy kestrel]

Oh fine.

You and your concern for my sleep schedule.

[sleek harness]

Saving the ones who can be saved

[hazy kestrel]

But why aren’t you sleeping?

[sleek harness]

Bored

[hazy kestrel]

Isn’t it 3 AM for you?

[sleek harness]

And it's a Sunday

[hazy kestrel]

Check-mate, rat man

[sleek harness]

I don't care for anything on a Sunday

[hazy kestrel]

Alright, goodnight

I guess

[sleek harness]

Good night

For real now

[dire kayak]

i just found out my twin lance only arrives on wednesday not tomorrow

im gonna cry over this

and buy tempestus scions

[marsh iris]

tempestus scions

i enjoy their special weapons cheese in kill team

[dire kayak]

i just love how they look

and how a squad of them can take on space marines

[violet knot]

Tried my first expedition, does this even have a ping system?

i mean like marking a waypoint on map for team to converge on

[fallen tree]

you can ping locations with the auspex by clicking on the location when you have it open

it shows up on the compass but not an in game ping icon

[violet knot]

can the rest of my team see locations i ping

[fallen tree]

yeah it should show up on the compass up top with your colour

everyone should see it, whether they want to see it and act on it is another thing

[violet knot]

eugh, okay, ill keep that in mind

our psyker got really angry cuz we didn't know what we were doing lol

y'know, in the mode that came out a few days ago

[fallen tree]

yeah

what difficulty are you running for it

[cosmic burrow]

did you read the primer/tutorial at the start?

or did you click through it

[visual vortex]

Who reads tutorials?

[cosmic burrow]

those are usually quite useful

[visual vortex]

that's for BABIES

WE

That's rught

WE

[marsh iris]

they have cool aesthetics

[visual vortex]

Find out how a game works by trial and error

[ripe tangle]

Why do people write Memorials in Gas Station Toilets?

[fallen tree]

drugs

[marsh iris]

must be the food and how they died from it

[ripe tangle]

if I died and someone wrote a Memorial of me in a Filthy Toilet Stall, I’m haunting their ass while they live, then kicking their ass in the afterlife.

[violet knot]

auric

tends to be all i play these days for better or worse

[visual vortex]

Rest in Piss: Jeffery - March 12 1999-2020

[visual vortex]

If someone did that to me

[violet knot]

its a shame cuz it was going okay until one of us died

[visual vortex]

Id laugh my ass off

[ripe tangle]

Getting haunted or someone writing your Memorial in a Toilet?

[visual vortex]

Both

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[visual vortex]

Because i have never seen a ghost and i feel like it would be funny

And the memorial toilet because that's just rlly dunny to me

[cosmic burrow]

some is having theyre ass haunted

[visual vortex]

I hope the ghost has a perm and wears gucci and a gold chain

I feel like they were have a lot to say

Instead of going "OoooOoOo" like a normal ghost they go: "No cap, ong bussin..."

Please can one of you guys haunt me and do that

It would be funny af

[ripe tangle]

If I was a ghost would I be one of those really angry wrathful ghosts?

[visual vortex]

Idk

I dont know ghosts

[jaunty path]

depends on you

would you be

[ripe tangle]

I imagine I probably would be…

[visual vortex]

I only know the emoji one

[jaunty path]

why do u think so

[ripe tangle]

because my spirit is angry

why else?

[visual vortex]

And the old geriatric one with the fat ass from Phasmophobia

[jaunty path]

why is it angry!!

[ripe tangle]

I dunno… just is

[astral basin]

“For a good time, call @ripe tangle (be sure to praise the emperor)”

[visual vortex]

🤨🕶️🤏

[dire kayak]

the machine spirit in my knight castellan is very angry at me

[astral basin]

The sister likes to leave saucy notes for the mods

[visual vortex]

The scariest thing that i couldnt explain happen to me is when i heard a woman that i have never heard say "shhhh, go to sleep" to me while I was lying in bed playing terraria

[stiff elbow]

how were u playing terraria in bed

[ripe tangle]

What?!

[somber stream]

Steam deck

[ripe tangle]

Licht, let’s end France.

[somber stream]

Agreed

[ripe tangle]

I grow tired of it’s existence.

[astral basin]

French

[visual vortex]

Also the time a shirtless, hairy-chested man scooped me out of the pool and threw me across it at one around me

But i think the woman is scarier because the guy looked funny

[somber stream]

Did you recently dated a French or something

The sudden hatred

[ripe tangle]

no

[rare pulsar]

Its just on by default

[somber stream]

Either way it's warranted

[visual vortex]

Oh wait there was also the closet man and hanging woman

[astral basin]

Sudden?

[rare pulsar]

U can also just get it on ur phone

[stiff elbow]

terraria has dogshit controls on phone and steam deck and console

[ripe tangle]

is this a pepper or a red banana?

[stiff elbow]

virtually anything that isnt a PC

[visual vortex]

It was scary because it was in my ear

[astral basin]

Theres nothing sudden about exterminating the french in the Darktide server

[rare pulsar]

Idk i only have it on pc

[visual vortex]

And if i wasnt in the caves early hardmode i wouldve probably fallen asleep

[nocturne bloom]

Ive played terraria since 360 with a roller. Its doable

[astral basin]

New fear unlocked
Spicy bananas

[rare pulsar]

I like spicy food now

[visual vortex]

Inhate spicy food

[ripe tangle]

I’ve always liked Spicy Food

[rare pulsar]

But it pays a toll the next day

[ripe tangle]

indeed

[visual vortex]

I always have canker sore

Burns it a bit

[rare pulsar]

I cant do that too often

[ripe tangle]

I kind of want Indian food ngl

[rare pulsar]

My poor anus cant handle it

[visual vortex]

I also dont like mint because i always inhale and it ends up burning my nose

[dire kayak]

red banan

[astral basin]

Imagine biting into a soft
Loamy
Banana
And instead of the light creaminess you normally get
Its as if eating an entire habanero
But the mush of the banana has already coated your mouth. Its too late to escape

[cosmic burrow]

heh after eating kfc much more often i dont pay the price anymore

[rare pulsar]

💀

[ripe tangle]

@rare pulsar let’s get Phaal Curry, extra spicy.

[somber stream]

Please don't manifest yet another culinary war crime in General

[rare pulsar]

Ill prolly love it for 10 bites

[ripe tangle]

I would keep eating it

[somber stream]

It has only been 1 day since the last incident

[visual vortex]

There was a culinary war uesterday?

[somber stream]

British happened

[ripe tangle]

Licht already knows I love really spicy food

also British don’t know how to cook

[astral basin]

Habanero banana
The mushiness makes the spice level 10x more intense than it’s supposed to be

[somber stream]

It's true, she has the gene for it

[visual vortex]

For a second

[rare pulsar]

Ill prolly start crying or smth

[elfin marsh]

Am I in America now

[visual vortex]

I misread both of your comments

[rare pulsar]

And search for some milk

[elfin marsh]

Is this america

[jaunty path]

no

mexico.

[ripe tangle]

what about America?

[visual vortex]

And thought lucia said she loves indian

[elfin marsh]

Awgh

[visual vortex]

And that licht said she has indian genes

[astral basin]

Youre on tertium. Heres a ladpistol, theres the stinky fucks. Get to shooting

[ripe tangle]

I’m not Indian, I just like Indian food…

[visual vortex]

I lnow

But my brain is so ass

I read it otherwise

[astral basin]

Korean bbq has been said to be intense

[ripe tangle]

I am half Korean though

[visual vortex]

My food is said to be intense

Be ause i cant cook

[jaunty path]

and half wh*te

[dire kayak]

you're on atoma

[astral basin]

Missus did a funny

[ripe tangle]

what’s wrong with being half white?

[jaunty path]

nothin nothin just a dumb joke

[somber stream]

It's okay to be white

[ripe tangle]

ah fair

[visual vortex]

This is true

It's okay to be any race

Because one day

[somber stream]

I hope that wasn't a scandalous statement

[visual vortex]

I beliebe

[cosmic burrow]

white men dont exist

[jaunty path]

skin cancer:

[visual vortex]

We will all hold hands around the earth

[ripe tangle]

nothing exists, except our minds.

[visual vortex]

Like all thise achool library posyers

I think eyes are just a hallucination

[dire kayak]

anyone ever had the temptation to like

[visual vortex]

And that we should be eating grass

[dire kayak]

bite into a plastic bag

[jaunty path]

Can we petition to remove bulwarks from the game

[rare pulsar]

I kinda hate bullwarks

[dire kayak]

i kinda like bulwarks

[visual vortex]

I have had the desire to bite all of my skin off.

[dire kayak]

they stop you from doing w+m1

[somber stream]

I would've got banned 10 minutes ago had this were a HD2 server lol

[visual vortex]

Does that count?

[astral basin]

Oh hey red

[visual vortex]

Who's red?