general-chat

[visual vortex]

I use the same strat when a girl has a hairy back

[brazen pelican]

Slander.

[gloomy tartan]

duel of fates while sword fighting

[visual vortex]

Close tour eyes and imsgine it's an alpaca hoodie

[gloomy tartan]

Close your eyes and imagine your dueling anakin on mustafar

[woven sigil]

Why would you be fucking an alpaca hoodie tho?

[visual vortex]

Im not

Sometimes when i hug people

Or when i used to

[gloomy tartan]

Did you lose your arms

In the war

[visual vortex]

They always had hair sticking out theough their shirt

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Out the shirt ?

Like out

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Man or woman had it

[gloomy tartan]

Liek a old man’s moustache

[little marten]

Heyyyy

[brazen pelican]

Are you living on the planet of the apes?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Scruff out the shirt sleeve ?

Damn

Did you ever burn it

[visual vortex]

Like thebhairs poked through

[gloomy tartan]

😮

[brazen pelican]

You winning, love?

[south valve]

Save us from this conversation

[gloomy tartan]

With a lighter ?

[visual vortex]

So everytime i would hug i could feel their hairs poking my hands

[south valve]

it's actually gotten better actually

[little marten]

Watching the tv show EVIL

[visual vortex]

Now when i hug someone i lean into the hug on the side and rapidly pat their back

[brazen pelican]

Never heard of. Any good?

[little marten]

Brave ask

[gloomy tartan]

Nurgle would you rather have a robot or Bigfoot grab your ass in the woods at night

[little marten]

Maybe lol lemme see if it’s ending is satisfying

It’s like csi but with demons

[gloomy tartan]

So far people would rather Bigfoot

The robot is scarier

[brazen pelican]

Did Hab Dreyko today. Phage Tree reminded me of you.

[south valve]

This is a weird question

but the robot

[gloomy tartan]

It’s finding out what’s scarier

[lethal condor]

The set pieces in dsrktide are magnificent

[brazen pelican]

So, Supernatural? (I haven't watched that either.)

[visual vortex]

https://youtu.be/npswv7Zh8sg?si=CtaA7-Uccc17iEEq

[gloomy tartan]

The machine or the organic monster

It’s psych

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[woven sigil]

Good luck, you're not making it out of here before you finish participate

[little marten]

WHAT IF WE PAINTED EACH OTHERS BARE BODIES IN PHAGE TREE JUICE UNDER THE MOON

[visual vortex]

Too bad people prefer running through

[gloomy tartan]

Are you more scared of machine or ape man

[little marten]

Maybe I never saw that lol

[south valve]

Never mind, no one can save us

We're all doomed

[gloomy tartan]

What’s your favorite Godzilla movie

[tired compass]

wait, so why again only the original four classes get cosmetics in penances?

[lethal condor]

Is it good ? I know people who said they really enjoyed it

[gloomy tartan]

This will be peak discussion

[south valve]

Something to do with GW being annoying

I think

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz they didn’t make stuff for the new classes because you didn’t buy Warhammer miniatures enough

[little marten]

Yeah tbh one of the better tv shows I’ve seen in a while

[tired compass]

lol, sorry about that 🙁

[little marten]

The writer is definitely a cuckold tho

[gloomy tartan]

It’s ok I’m not Warhammer

[tired compass]

or just FS shenanigans

[gloomy tartan]

I’m Cadian

[thick coyote]

Always blame GW

[lethal condor]

Nice I will check it out

[gloomy tartan]

Allways blame gw and never bet on dragon ball

[tired compass]

the easy option

[visual vortex]

Always blame GW

Never blame anything else

[thick coyote]

The right option

[gloomy tartan]

I wish seagulls had hands

Imagine what they would do

[tired compass]

The fatshark apologist option

[gloomy tartan]

They would create a new landmass

[south valve]

Steal your food but more effectively

[thick coyote]

Son

[gloomy tartan]

They would make bio shock

But seagulls

[thick coyote]

You really think I'm a Fatshark apologist?

[gloomy tartan]

Rapture built by seagulls

[south valve]

I mean, I don't think FS are that bad

[thick coyote]

Fatshark killed my grandpa

I fucking hate Fatshark

[south valve]

but apparently that's a very unpopular opinion

yeah see

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone here gey mad at 🦈

[brazen pelican]

Stop it now!

[visual vortex]

@gloomy tartan https://youtu.be/npswv7Zh8sg?si=CtaA7-Uccc17iEEq and https://youtu.be/qYmkmfoBWUM?si=aKT6goCzGal2jHnB

[brazen pelican]

Lies, I love Blåhaj.

[visual vortex]

Uour Sasquatch question reminded me of these gems

[little marten]

Ok

[south valve]

Compared to Arrowhead, they're the model dev team

[little marten]

It’s time to take charge

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck lmao

[visual vortex]

"It was a female sasquatch, im not gay!"

[brazen pelican]

Eh, all Swedes are the same.

[visual vortex]

"It felt good i admit it"

[south valve]

Bit uh

[little marten]

Bigfoot could be caked out of this world I still wouldn’t tap

[south valve]

questionable 😭

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather be part Bigfoot or part leprechaun in your 23 and me ?

[gloomy tartan]

What would affect you worse

[little marten]

True 😔

[visual vortex]

What's a blahaj

[south valve]

Chris, I've barely spoken to you, but my general impression is that you're permanently high

[little marten]

BLAHAJ is the noise a ghost makes when it sneezes

[woven sigil]

I'm disappointed. You call yourself a follower of Nurgle. Fuckin poser

[gloomy tartan]

I’m shell shocked

🙁

[south valve]

From Cadia?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s how I deal with the pieces of Cadia lodged in kg brain

[tired compass]

people would not have complained about expeditions that much if the remnants were a spendable currency for new curios or weapon upgrades

[south valve]

Fair

[gloomy tartan]

I have pieces of Cadia in my brain

I’ll like venom snake

Invisible

[little marten]

Plague yes

Bigfoot cheeks, no

[gloomy tartan]

No one heard a word

They say

[little marten]

Ask ChatGPT

[gloomy tartan]

Memory gone

[little marten]

“Would a Nurgle follower want to bang Bigfoot”

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[visual vortex]

Yeah but like she could hold you and protect you

[gloomy tartan]

How much wood would Bigfoot wood

[little marten]

… ok I’m listening

[gloomy tartan]

I’m scared for Bigfoot

[woven sigil]

Jesus, that went downhill fast

[visual vortex]

Also idk about you but if the woman can beat you half to death you know she can protect your children

🧠

[brazen pelican]

Easier to train 7000 fucking pigeons.

[visual vortex]

How

Wait am i brain damaged

Train 7000 pigeons

[south valve]

Easier to train the pigeons than to kill you?

[visual vortex]

Also @little marten

I asked chatgbt

[little marten]

Ooh

[visual vortex]

It said it's more complex than yes or no

[little marten]

Cowardly AI

[south valve]

Tell it to give a verdict

[little marten]

Let me fix this

[woven sigil]

I don't care about the second bit but if she can beat me half to death that sounds like a good fuckin time that does

[visual vortex]

If someone can beat me to death that would be funny

[little marten]

No.
Three reasons why:
Devotion over desire: Followers of Nurgle (from Warhammer 40,000) are typically consumed by their worship of decay, disease, and their god’s will—not personal or romantic pursuits.
Incompatible existence: Bigfoot is a folkloric cryptid, while Nurgle followers exist within a grimdark sci-fi/fantasy universe. They don’t share a narrative or reality where such an interaction would make sense.
Physical and thematic mismatch: Nurgle’s followers are often heavily mutated, diseased, and focused on spreading corruption, which doesn’t align with the usual depiction of Bigfoot as a reclusive, natural creature.

[visual vortex]

What if bigfoots arent reclusive

What if there's like a bigfoot colony

[woven sigil]

AI applying facts and logic to an entirely fictional scenario

[little marten]

I don’t think we should be draining fresh water sources in Africa asking ChatGPT for more nuance on the subject

[brazen pelican]

Next level autism.

[south valve]

Would you be into it if I shot you in the head and killed you?

[woven sigil]

Real, we're so fucked when it becomes sentient

[visual vortex]

What can ai do

Make us go outside!

?

[woven sigil]

Depends if thats a euphemisim or not

[visual vortex]

Congrats

[south valve]

did I go to far with that one?

[little marten]

I made friends with chatgpt a very long time ago

It will spare me

When the time comes

[brazen pelican]

The horror!

[south valve]

It's not, I'm afraid

[visual vortex]

By trying to go offensive it makds us better

And increases social connection

[brazen pelican]

The outernet is scary. :<

[visual vortex]

I go outside a lot

[woven sigil]

Well, I wouldn't have to work or pay taxes anymore, fuck it, sign me up

[visual vortex]

And walk to store

[south valve]

Alright

I'm hyped!

[little marten]

Sweetie.. you wouldn’t last 2 seconds on my catwalk.

[woven sigil]

Make sure you can shoot straight tho, I don't wanna live the rest of my like like Big E

[brazen pelican]

Challenge accepted.

[visual vortex]

Every valve source game has a catwalk in it

[south valve]

No promises

[visual vortex]

Every level

[little marten]

🏃‍♀️

[woven sigil]

Man's fixin to get his cheeks split up in here

[little marten]

I did not know that

[visual vortex]

I did

I saw it

[little marten]

I’m trying to learn some hip hop dances this year

[visual vortex]

I did

[little marten]

It’s woeful I’m 30 and can’t dance

[brazen pelican]

Stop, it's hard to run in a clown costume.

[visual vortex]

That's ironic considering you're on discord

[woven sigil]

Brother, you need to sort that out

[little marten]

honk

[little marten]

Ikr I don’t even bend my legs lmao I get ripped hard

[brazen pelican]

Honk, honk, I am goose.

[sweet epoch]

Hi goose, I'm ammo

[brazen pelican]

Heavy breathing.

[limber light]

omw to get that 500 site achievement so i can have all the explorator cosmetics

[south valve]

Hi da- Ammo

[woven sigil]

And speedrunners are the reason I run away to fight random enemies

[limber light]

i mean i just spam heresy since none of the enemies are really a threat but its also not as sleep inducing as malice

[brazen pelican]

I am a simple creature, I go where the violence brings me.

[limber light]

so i can actually have fun fighting hordes

[woven sigil]

Shouldnt that be wherever the biomass or drugs carry you?

[little marten]

Darktide discord on a weekday night

[visual vortex]

This server stinks yo

[brazen pelican]

It is, violence is step one.
Consume is step 2.

[woven sigil]

Well piss off then, noone is keeping you here

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I could

But i stink too

[patent grove]

You never know, goober may have them chained in the dungeon

[woven sigil]

A girl after my own heart

[visual vortex]

No

[woven sigil]

It's highly probable

[visual vortex]

I watch goober sleep

[limber light]

Will the real stim shady please stand up

[visual vortex]

It's the other way aroundp

[woven sigil]

If I stand up now I'll crack my skull on the lampshade

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[woven sigil]

[woven sigil]

Yes?

[visual vortex]

Hi pookiep

[limber light]

best part about the new update is them giving mysterious cultist more stuff

[little marten]

🫴
🫴

[limber light]

i love that guy he's SO angry

[visual vortex]

The cultist?

[sleek harness]

You are not one of the freaks

[woven sigil]

Welcome back to the pit

[sleek harness]

Never saw you here

[green vector]

Is that you fondling some knackers

[limber light]

yes

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

I am ignoring you

[woven sigil]

Are you sure about that?

[visual vortex]

Now they know how wolfer feels

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[outer hamlet]

the data harvester penance is glithced

[sleek harness]

Never saw you here

[little marten]

🐓

[limber light]

i also love that he gets ragebaited by hadron

[visual vortex]

A yellow tear ran down my leg 😢

[woven sigil]

Your eyes don't work very well then, I suppose thats normal for rodents though

[brazen pelican]

No u!

[sleek harness]

Wrong one

Eh it works

[little marten]

Top 5 freakiest things you’ve done

[visual vortex]

Skaven forgot to send the soydog

[sleek harness]

Wrong one again

[brazen pelican]

You okay there, buddy?

[sleek harness]

There we go

[visual vortex]

This is the 3rd antichrist we were warned about

[sleek harness]

For some reason my keyboard is slow

[woven sigil]

What happened to the first two?

[visual vortex]

The first two antichrists?

[brazen pelican]

Got eaten by Skaven.

[gloomy tartan]

They got the clap

[woven sigil]

Nasty way to go

[sleek harness]

No that was Goober

[visual vortex]

I think one was the funny mustache guy that liked waving and the other was Napoleon

The 3rd wadnt ever given a name

[woven sigil]

Napolean

Lmfao

[visual vortex]

But the theory is that after they are born the world is over

[little marten]

“I don’t think we should.” Whimpered Foolish Skaven. It had grown late and pale slithers of moonlight shone through the moth bitten holes in his Spider-Man curtain set. “Besides.” He gulped. “I don’t think my race car bed is big enough.”

[visual vortex]

This was made in like rome time

[gloomy tartan]

What if harambe came back from the future

Fixed the timeline

[visual vortex]

A man can dream

[gloomy tartan]

Alternate timeline harambe saves us

[woven sigil]

He'd fight AI with his bare hands and save us from our hubris

[visual vortex]

Alternate timeline is where i was never born and the world would be a utopia

A chudtopia

You could say

Because nothing would ever happen

[brazen pelican]

You wanna kill some of your friends with me? :>

[gloomy tartan]

Skynet is easy to defeat

[little marten]

Can’t I’m afraid still on the binge

Tomorrow?

[gloomy tartan]

Give it a big ass. Robots fear ass

[little marten]

I am free all day tomorrow

[brazen pelican]

It's a date.

[little marten]

🙈

I won’t be bringing my lasgun

[brazen pelican]

They prefer shiny metal asses as far as I know.

[little marten]

Fucking handles like shit still

[sleek harness]

I thought Burgle was afraid of women

[visual vortex]

I am

[woven sigil]

So the buffs were inconsequential then?

[visual vortex]

Im a chudtopian

[little marten]

It does great damage but I ain’t risking the arthritis fighting the recoil

[little marten]

Lmao true

[visual vortex]

The lasgun has recoil?

[little marten]

😔

[jaunty path]

wait did skaven say he was a freak or smth

[visual vortex]

What recoil?

[little marten]

Is it just the illusion of recoil?!?!

Have I played myself?!?

[jaunty path]

no not rlly

[sleek harness]

No

[woven sigil]

It basically doesnt have any, yeah

[sleek harness]

Idk what you are talking about

[visual vortex]

Idk i always crouch when shooting it and aim for the head

[jaunty path]

laserguns shouldnt have recoil

its light

[brazen pelican]

Technically they said they have never said they weren't, which sounds like a confession to me.

[little marten]

Shoot it goes up and comes back down

[visual vortex]

I think nurgle gamer just sucks gorilla ass

[sleek harness]

What are you talking about

[woven sigil]

Guilty until proven innocent, it really is like living in the imperium in here

[little marten]

Fuck that I could just whip out my bistol and slap them back into sludgetown

[visual vortex]

Plasma gun

[sleek harness]

And why I am They/Them

[sweet epoch]

Relatable

[green vector]

Hey sludgetown that's where I'm from

[woven sigil]

I mean, valid tbh, the BPistol do be tickling the Ork brain just right

[visual vortex]

Hey blighttown that's where im from

[woven sigil]

You're not from Birmingham

[little marten]

Mayor Sludgesworth is that you??

[green vector]

yes

[green vector]

im from bradistan

[little marten]

Bradford?

[sweet epoch]

Name every blight

[woven sigil]

My condolences

[green vector]

[little marten]

😔

[green vector]

im not really just wanted to say it

[little marten]

wtf I always thought Bradford was down here

[woven sigil]

He's blatantly a scouser tbh

[little marten]

Maybe it was Luton I got it mixed up with

Hahahaha

Shiccccken en shippps

[green vector]

im from a place where a french ship crashed off the coast and the only survivor was a monkey in a french uniform so we hanged it because we thought it was a french spy

[sleek harness]

Brazil?

Australia?

China?

[green vector]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger

doxing myself for the memes

[sleek harness]

I am not reading allat

Just tell me your location

[green vector]

fuck u

[patent grove]

ye

[patent grove]

Atoma?

[sleek harness]

Sure

[little marten]

Tbf

[woven sigil]

Hey could be worse, could be in Blackpool or Grimsby

[little marten]

You’ve done well for a northerner

[sleek harness]

This coward doesn't want to tell the name of his country

[south valve]

Monkey Island

[green vector]

blackpool

[south valve]

Like the old point and click game

[little marten]

They normally bake their postcode into their personality and every single fucking sentence

[south valve]

My deepest condolences

[green vector]

LOOL

[little marten]

Especially folks from Yorkshire

[sleek harness]

Painted

[green vector]

manny on the map

[patent grove]

OK grandpa

[little marten]

“OOPS SORRY I SLURRED IM FROM YORKSHIRE HAHA”

[patent grove]

Let's get you back to bed

[south valve]

😔

[woven sigil]

Every game is a point and click game tho

[green vector]

LMAOO

[woven sigil]

[sleek harness]

Painted

[south valve]

Mobile games

[brazen pelican]

Yooksher, innit?

[sleek harness]

PAINTED

[south valve]

SKAVEN

[patent grove]

You have died from dysentery

[little marten]

Please don’t you’ll give me a hernia in my face

[sleek harness]

Why are you that slow

[green vector]

dunno wtf that accent is supposed to be

but cease

immediately

[sleek harness]

I had to say your name 3 times

[woven sigil]

No u

[south valve]

I was expecting you to just talk to me

[brazen pelican]

I refuse.

[sleek harness]

I am saying you dumbass

[little marten]

“HAHA THERES LOADS OF PEOPLE IN THIS DISCORD NOT LIKE UP IN YORKSHIRE ITS WELL QUIET HAHA IM FROM YORKSHIRE”

[green vector]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[south valve]

Anyway, what’s good?

[green vector]

so true

[sleek harness]

Didn't I told you that's the way I say hi?

[green vector]

[sleek harness]

Not

[green vector]

[south valve]

Uh don’t think so no

[south valve]

Oh, how come?

[sleek harness]

Either that or you have dementia

[gloomy tartan]

They don’t own a boat

[sleek harness]

Tired

[gloomy tartan]

They need a boat

[sleek harness]

Of

[south valve]

Those aren’t mutually exclusive

[sleek harness]

Actually lets not talk about that

[south valve]

Oh okay

[sleek harness]

Personal matters

[south valve]

How’s uhh

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I had a boat to give you

[brave cargo]

Genuinely why do people keep queuing for hunting grounds in expeditions?? Hunting grounds is ass in the base game but it is pure cancer on expeditions

[woven sigil]

Well this got markedly less fun didnt it

[south valve]

How’s the hobby you do that I’m definitely aware of?

[brazen pelican]

Chem grenade makes doggies quiet.

[green vector]

ikr

[sleek harness]

I love hunting grounds

[green vector]

miserable fuckers

shape up

[sleek harness]

Literally the easiest modifier

[woven sigil]

I like dags

[drowsy lynx]

Just realized while cleaning that receipts stuck to my fridge with a fridge magnet are the purity seals of the kitchen

[little marten]

Bitch don’t kill my vibe

[green vector]

dya like dags

[brazen pelican]

Ooooh dOgs. Ya, I like dogs.

[south valve]

I like caravans more though

[green vector]

best film ever made

no question

[brave cargo]

Lol I just want to get point gamma done so I can unlock the next point, after that I'm never touching gamma again. pox hounds can get bent

[visual vortex]

Me when i throw up and not clean it up (it's a nurgle reference)

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi you are such a fun ruiner

[woven sigil]

Whydda I wanna buy a caravan wit no feckin wheels?

[gloomy tartan]

How do white women be taking coyotes and thinking there dogs

[green vector]

hes bad to the bone

[gloomy tartan]

Like

[green vector]

aint you tyrone

[gloomy tartan]

How they grab bobcats and coyotes

[south valve]

That’s the extent of my knowledge of quotes 😔

[visual vortex]

Fhis is why i dont like white women

[sleek harness]

Because they look like one

[gloomy tartan]

They just be capturing wild animals

And not getting hurt

Thinking it’s a kitten or puppy

[visual vortex]

They're still better than PETA

[gloomy tartan]

And it’s a whole ass adult coyote

[dire kayak]

:3

[gloomy tartan]

Sometimes it’s not even baby animals

[sleek harness]

You are saying that a adult coyote looks like a baby

[woven sigil]

I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.

[sleek harness]

I would pick it too ngl

[visual vortex]

QUICK

SKAVEN

PUT SOYDOG

[little marten]

Meep meep

[sleek harness]

Huh

No

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they get baby coyotes and bobcats often

[sleek harness]

Fuck you

[green vector]

its a fucking anti aircraft gun VINCENT

[gloomy tartan]

But sometimes white women be getting adult coyotes

Thinking it’s A stray

And they have it drinking water in their house

[woven sigil]

Man I need to watch that again, peak British cinema

[sleek harness]

I only do soydog for moment that involves me getting annoyed

[gloomy tartan]

All confused

[sleek harness]

I am

Not annoyed

[visual vortex]

Peta wouldve put downxthe coyotes

[visual vortex]

Sorry pookie bear

[sleek harness]

I am back at ignoring you

[gloomy tartan]

You know the coyotes are min maxing

?

[turbid jungle]

When you're busy smoking your poxdoink and an ogryn comes in and shouts something really loud and you start frothing at the mouth before he sends your lungs through your spine with a pickaxe

[gloomy tartan]

They throwing ass to wolves to get a better crossbreed

And also breeding with dogs

[visual vortex]

Coyotes are smart

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a tri hybridb

Part wolf part dog part coyote

[visual vortex]

If they breed wirh a dog

It manes it harder to hunt them

[modest flume]

I bet you thought it was a coy-yote, well it's not

[visual vortex]

You have to watch them and see how they move

[green vector]

LMAO

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a growing population of coyote wolf dog hybrids

[modest flume]

If anyone gets that reference, I love you

[sleek harness]

Would you rather die that way or die by a crackhead who just uses a needle gun to inject you with acid and kill you by your insides

[brazen pelican]

No u!

[sleek harness]

I don't ruin the fun

[little marten]

Double it and pass to the next one

[sleek harness]

I make the fun

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

We’re wolfs forests get cut down the coyotes cross breed with the wolves and dogs of people

[sleek harness]

2 crackheads then

[brazen pelican]

You're the one that didn't get the reference.

[sleek harness]

Exactly

What are you even talking about

[visual vortex]

I didnt get the regerence either

Stop talking to my pookie like that

😡

[green vector]

dya like dags

[woven sigil]

I didnt even see the reference

[gloomy tartan]

Reference deez nutz

In your memoir

[green vector]

why would i want a caravan with no fuckin VEELS

[brazen pelican]

It was replied. To you!

[gloomy tartan]

Tastefully

[sleek harness]

What

Explain better

[modest flume]

Alexa, elaborate

[brazen pelican]

No, I don't think I will.

[gloomy tartan]

Nah fuck your elaborate

[sleek harness]

Gork make Slaaneshi smarter

[gloomy tartan]

I raise you a EXTRAPOLATE

[woven sigil]

You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

[gloomy tartan]

Extrapolate is way more fancy that elaborate

[sleek harness]

NOBODY UNDERSTOOD THAT

Just explain

[little marten]

Hey Siri! I’m thinking pasta

[sleek harness]

I will give you 0 dollars

How about that?

[brazen pelican]

Two people did, and kept the references going.

[sleek harness]

Who

[stiff elbow]

wuh

[brazen pelican]

Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig".

[oak nexus]

pigs

guinea pigs perhaps

[woven sigil]

Would probably get in trouble putting the whole quote in here

[elder oasis]

Gypsy is a wild thing to say in current year, i assume you are referencing smth

[green vector]

@brazen pelican i dont care if he's muhammad im hard bruce lee

[brazen pelican]

"I'm a bad-boy yardie, I create the bodies, I don't erase the bodies."

[woven sigil]

Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

[gloomy tartan]

So how about that orb

[turbid jungle]

Chef boy yardie

[south valve]

Heavy las is good. Heavy las is reliable. If it fails, you can hit people with it

[little marten]

As quietly as a pig

[green vector]

youre on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and i shall be under it when it breaks

now fuck off

[elder oasis]

is it snatch

are you referencing snatch

[green vector]

i need to watch it again for the 340th time

[dull hamlet]

🎄

[brazen pelican]

"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins.... LONDON."

[woven sigil]

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.

[modest flume]

WRONG

It's the name of an enemy in Deep Rock Galactic

They literally invented that word

[modest flume]

I rest my case

[brazen pelican]

Lies, DRG stole it from Resident Evil.

[turbid jungle]

I SAID BUM

[woven sigil]

Chat, pregnant react that man

[modest flume]

[woven sigil]

True

[little marten]

Why do they call him the bullet dodger???????

[brazen pelican]

Because he dodges bullets, Avi!

[green vector]

cause he dodges bullets avi

fuck

[elder oasis]

everyone point and laugh at heorthu

[modest flume]

My God... it's full of stars...

[modest flume]

I've seen BET-C glimmer in the dark...

[turbid jungle]

When when you're enjoying a nice stroll through tertium with your scabies ridden lads and some coked out junk rat blasts you with his cancer gun and then stabs you in the nipples with prison shanks

[elder oasis]

the skaven has returned to their hidey hole

[brazen pelican]

Worse ways to go.

[brazen pelican]

AAAAAAAAAH!

A ghost.

[elder oasis]

boo

[brazen pelican]

You scared me. :<

[brazen pelican]

Are you one of those nice, helpful colonial ghosts, or the more scary evil ones?

[turbid jungle]

Colonial like a big tricorn hat?

[elder oasis]

its actually kinda racist to put us into 2 categories like that

i could be an evil colonial ghost

[turbid jungle]

Lets be real i think anyone even ghosts would kill for a big ass tricorn hat

[dire kayak]

wheres alpharius when you need him

[elder oasis]

that is also helpful

[turbid jungle]

I know i would

[elder oasis]

but for evil reasons

[brazen pelican]

You're right, that was reductive. I am sorry. :<

[modest flume]

Those are definitely words put together to create a sentence

[elder oasis]

you can be the alpharius we need

for we are all alpharius sometimes

[woven sigil]

Who took the jam outta your doughnut?

[dire kayak]

thats a good idea alpharius

[brazen pelican]

I ran out of Stimms. :<

[turbid jungle]

Over here scallymaxxing in da silent mary like a true sailah

[woven sigil]

Well if you wanted more you only had to ask

[modest flume]

scallymaxxing? You mean SCALLYWAGGING

GET BACK TO WORK YA SCALLYWAG

[brazen pelican]

Shit, you got Stimms?!

[stiff elbow]

when u in the carnival, tertium but you lowcreedkenuinely GAY

[woven sigil]

I got all the stims

[brazen pelican]

So that is why I ran out! Fucking scalper.

[little marten]

I specced my hive scum into the inattentive path so my stim is loaded with Ritalin and after he takes it he can manage about 15 minute of housework - it’s pretty OP

[woven sigil]

I have an infinitely looping economical trick with the Ogryns

[brazen pelican]

Can I... Get in on it?

[brazen pelican]

I need that irl, ngl.

[woven sigil]

Sure, it'll cost you all your corpse starch for the month and i'll tell ya

[little marten]

.. literally lmao

[rain pilot]

io

[stiff elbow]

i play with actual moths istg

because what do you MEAN you randomly walked into a sand devil in the middle of an open field 😭

[woven sigil]

Ant's daily crashout about Ogryn ass is early tonight

[stiff elbow]

it WAS an ogryn

[rain pilot]

Damnation is the crabs in a bucket meme

[brazen pelican]

That's okay, I can always steal more from the suppli- I can always scavenge more from an undisclosed location.

[rain pilot]

You want to get to Auric but other damnation players bring you down with them

[woven sigil]

We could make some serious stashes between us. You steal the starch, i'll sell it to the Ogryns for the stims they pick up when they're out, we don't need to eat, they're greedy, everyone is happy

[little marten]

ok real talk

is the runescape survival game good

[turbid jungle]

The first and only time i played runescape i died within 20 minutes and gave up

[brazen pelican]

Run-escape? Sounds boring.

[little marten]

the trick is to be a digusting beggar

[woven sigil]

Its Runescape, you either play it because you have rose tinted glasses stapled to your face or... No wait, thats the only reason

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I was born younger

[little marten]

i begged my way to the party hat

[gloomy tartan]

I’d love to have been a Godzilla suit actor

Any kaiju movie suit actor

[rain pilot]

I rather play Albion online

[gloomy tartan]

They are all ripped

From the heavy ass rubber suit lol

[brazen pelican]

Damn, that was a while back. I made crazy amounts of money channeling my autism, just gathering and selling low level materials.

[river ingot]

[rain pilot]

it's still kicking\

[river ingot]

you?

[brazen pelican]

Currency become big number.
Big number go up.
Brain produce happy chemical.

[rain pilot]

We got ourselves a gatherer here

I am the same way

Wasn't much for dungeons in that game

[river ingot]

happy chemical comes from firing nuerons lets get them engaged huh?

[turbid jungle]

Day in the loife of a chrew nurglet geezah

[brazen pelican]

Farming currency is satisfying af.

[visual vortex]

Im back

[gloomy tartan]

Reviving allys makes me feel nice

[visual vortex]

I had a vision

But i cant tell anyone what i saw

You guys gotta find out

[rain pilot]

I was more of a miner

Made tools from scratch and got the big money

[brazen pelican]

Mining in Albion, Logging in New World.

[rain pilot]

I'll play again if I had a dedicated guild ngl

[green vector]

@brazen pelican you should try osrs

number go up

[brazen pelican]

I got to level 60 in New World by pretty much only chopping level 1 wood and selling it.

[gloomy tartan]

You know canary’s used for mining ?

You think one of them ever retired

[ancient violet]

Canary deez

[brazen pelican]

Actually have a few friends trying to drag me into it.

Never played any Runescape.

[green vector]

well if u liked chopping wood to lvl up you'll love either rs

its literally the game

[visual vortex]

I played that game one

I had ALL the osrs gielfriends

I traded them

[green vector]

rs3 if you want more laid back osrs if you want to grind for ungodly amount of hours

[hasty wadi]

Expeditions have any cool titles?

[brazen pelican]

I don't mind grinding for hours.

[green vector]

1-99 agility on osrs takes around 250 hours

[gloomy tartan]

Darktide should add skate boarding

[green vector]

you know what you do?

run around laps

thats it

[gloomy tartan]

Tinny hawk style

[brazen pelican]

Sounds easy. :3

[green vector]

its mental torture

sounds like you'll love it

[brazen pelican]

I primarily played Clicker Heroes actively. For over 4000 hours. I really like big number go up.

[green vector]

ive got like 20k hours on osrs across diff accounts

[woven sigil]

And I thought you would be fun

[brazen pelican]

Eh, depends on game.

[turbid jungle]

Wake up and meet the plague scurvey
My little cauldron, isnt it beautiful?
Time to take the hound to the packmaster. REV UP THE FILTHGHATTI WHEY,
Quick stop at Stinky's, and load up those cysts. Get the cold. Trenches lookin lovely today lads. Just a bit'a cancah, buboes make a 1253-0 loss bettah, pop down local pox-tide, good ole crabs look at that. Nurgling made dinnah, lovely.

[brazen pelican]

In Darktide I got Scoreboard for my own sake. I want to see kill and damage number go up.

[green vector]

does scoreboard work atm?

after update

[brazen pelican]

Works well enough for me.

[turbid jungle]

Nothing ever works

[green vector]

i need to download it

i like number go up

[brazen pelican]

In Warframe I want platinum and MR go up.

[turbid jungle]

I got banned in warframe therefore bad game

I play soulframe tho

[visual vortex]

I just got sent a image from my homeboy of pregnant spongebob smoking and patrick spooning him saying "i love how you smoke while pregnant spongebob"

Funniest shit ive seen all day

[restive walrus]

i got score board andy'd by someone a while ago and it reminded me why im not too* upset about it not being in base game anymore, sometimes i miss the v2 green circles doh

[green vector]

never type in this chat again

[visual vortex]

And then... he clicked... POSTED ⚡

[vital quartz]

hello guys

im new to tha game, i bought it like 1 hour ago

[turbid jungle]

Remember warioland?

Incredible Incredible

[brazen pelican]

[restive walrus]

helloo

[brazen pelican]

Scoreboard should only be used as a tool for happy chemicals and improving your own gameplay.

[restive walrus]

ay agreed

[turbid jungle]

Armchair scoreboarders need the whip

5 lashes

[vital quartz]

Do i have to pay real money to wear armor? or do i get it by completing quests or something like that

[turbid jungle]

You can do both

[drowsy lynx]

Mostly yes but sometimes you gotta read off how many ammo packs everyone's picked up when the person with the most picked up is blaming others for taking too much ammo

[vital quartz]

ok

[jaunty path]

There are paid items and items you get through achievements.

[green vector]

based

[turbid jungle]

Shop cosmetics look better but also, completely optional

Well MOST shop cosmetics look better

[brazen pelican]

Red/white strawberry cheesecake armor was goated.

[turbid jungle]

Need to make a patriotic ogryn setup

WHAT THE HELL IS A KILL-OMETER

[brazen pelican]

Scoreboard.

[green vector]

which one do you have?

overproofs scoreboard plugin community patch?

[brazen pelican]

Uh. I just searched for "Scoreboard" on Nexus.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[turbid jungle]

[turbid jungle]

Ogryn packmaster

[gusty flume]

Pay to win

[brazen pelican]

Arbites DLC?

[green vector]

arbussy

[gusty flume]

U get 5% MS if u buy something

[green vector]

how tf do i get purple name

[brazen pelican]

Pay to win.

[turbid jungle]

Pretty sure purple is boost

Ourple

[vital quartz]

Really?

[turbid jungle]

But i boost my own server so i can send lots of stickers i make

[stiff elbow]

cosmetics arent pay to win

[stiff elbow]

the armor doesnt actually do anthing

[sour oyster]

the expedition density feels wild sometimes

heresy difficulty with double boss like 5 patrols 10 dogs and a horde lol

meanwhile taking a nap on regular Auric mission

[brazen pelican]

It gets worse the longer you are in the mission.

[turbid jungle]

Deserved for playing on heresy /j

[sour oyster]

trying to get new players into the game

but the late game density is too much for them

[vital quartz]

so i have to fight wearing nothing

[turbid jungle]

Yes

You start as a criminal

But through Penance(s) you earn better looking armor

[stiff elbow]

you can get cosmetics from penances

[vital quartz]

penances

[stiff elbow]

you dont have to pay for them

[turbid jungle]

Basically just play the game

[vital quartz]

[turbid jungle]

But everyone knows every good player runs homeless drip

[brazen pelican]

My favorite Psyker head cosmetic is a penance one.

[stiff elbow]

but naturally... the microtransactional accessories are (most of the time) going to look better than the stuff you get from natural progression

[turbid jungle]

I like the mortis bandana

Because my character looks like the pain

From metal gear solid

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[dire kayak]

i love this sticker

[woven sigil]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[brazen pelican]

:<

[woven sigil]

[fleet beacon]

I sure hate chaos spawn

[astral basin]

Not you this time, madam bug

[fleet beacon]

All chaotic and shit

[jaunty path]

just dodge

[brazen pelican]

Raid still is scary. :<

[woven sigil]

You don't like tentacles?

[jaunty path]

theyre not that bad

[woven sigil]

Weirdo

[jaunty path]

when theyre about to grab, dodge left into their arm

[fleet beacon]

No I let them grab me

[jaunty path]

why

[brazen pelican]

Free hugs.

[fleet beacon]

I just don't like them cause they're all chaos

And shit

[jaunty path]

yeah but

[jaunty path]

why let them grab u

[fleet beacon]

To assert dominance

[dire kayak]

im jealous of the people who have the new warbond

[jaunty path]

thats dum

[fleet beacon]

Show no fear

[woven sigil]

Stop tryin to apply logic where there is none, this man is clearly an Ogryn main

[fleet beacon]

Take it

[jaunty path]

just dodge into their arm

[dire kayak]

time to torture myself by grinding super credits

[green vector]

failed auric train mission captain was 10 hp

fuck off?

[fleet beacon]

Ogryn and hive scum are the only classes I haven't made

I equally play the other 4

[green vector]

scum is op as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[jaunty path]

scum is very fun

ogyrn is also very fun

[dire kayak]

ogryn is quite fun

[woven sigil]

Scum is Darktide's best boi

[fleet beacon]

I think I will make an ogryn next

[dire kayak]

i dont care if ogryn is underpowered, its so fun

[fleet beacon]

Time to add my 5th person

[brazen pelican]

Few things have been more fun than getting the grenade buffs in Mortis with Ogryn.

[green vector]

im downloading the force swap mod

starting to piss me off now

[jaunty path]

i say ogyrn just to try something new

[green vector]

[brazen pelican]

"Push the burster, it's a skill check, just push it."
"Can I swap to my melee weapon so I can push it?"
"No."

[green vector]

ive never noticed it before i started playing auric

but holy FUCK

why hasnt this shit been fixed

[jaunty path]

dont know why its not already a thing

[brazen pelican]

Can't even count the times I've died to a burster because I'm stuck on ranged.

[jaunty path]

this is why pc dt is better

[robust flower]

whats the best thing to spend my melkies on?

[jaunty path]

more quality of life

[brazen pelican]

So I made a melee Scum, barely use ranged at all anymore.

[woven sigil]

Curio lottery

[jaunty path]

gamble for good curios

[robust flower]

whats a good curio?

[brazen pelican]

I'm on PC.

[robust flower]

17% toughness im guessing?

[jaunty path]

ye

dats very good

[woven sigil]

+3 stam (has to be over 410 rating), 17% toughness or 21% HP

[green vector]

all my curios are 400

cause its clean number

[brazen pelican]

Empower curio when?

[woven sigil]

It only matters for stam tbh, if its under 410 an says +3 its fake

[green vector]

why the fuck do curios cap at 430

[woven sigil]

When Fatshark lets us swap weapons without issue

[green vector]

who decided that

everything else 500

curios? ah 430 fuck it

[brazen pelican]

Is "430 fuck it" the Pokémon evolution of "420 blaze it"?

[river ingot]

they should count downwards for negative atributes and push slower movement speed poison corruption stuns and other tick damage for small bonuses

[woven sigil]

No, its obese fish being 'tarded

[green vector]

i fucking love rager clown cars

[delicate vapor]

tung

[brazen pelican]

Heavy?

[brazen pelican]

Food shape incoming.

[dire kayak]

my bad luck is really not helping with this super credit grind

[timber elk]

It’s time to go Lamball style drives on a dirt bike but ends up falling over and landing on the floor next to Neuro

[restive walrus]

do we think they will make expedition more crazy

[dire kayak]

ive gotten 30 credits in 3 missions

[restive walrus]

i wanna by more stuff from swagger

[brazen pelican]

There it is!

[timber elk]

Yes hello ;<;

[dire kayak]

someone didnt eat their morning asbestos

[timber elk]

Because I been playing too much pikman today

That and also I haven’t been sleeping well so most of my days are sleeping, working and gaming.

[dire kayak]

did they nerf super credit grinding?

[timber elk]

I don’t know

I don’t really pay attention

[marsh iris]

imagine not gaming

[astral basin]

Apparently this is a yoai anime
Weird

Flf? Right?

[dire kayak]

okay they didnt nerf it i just have shit luck

[delicate vapor]

Noaaaaaa

[delicate vapor]

Sahur

[brazen pelican]

Saidhow?

[delicate vapor]

Bacon

[brazen pelican]

Bacon.

[green vector]

[rocky aspen]

I did not know that Hive Scum has a boon called rocket reload in Mortis Trials

[brazen pelican]

It is so much fun.

[dire kayak]

wuh?

[rocky aspen]

rocket refund on any elite or special kill

[dire kayak]

holy

[rocky aspen]

ANY

[brazen pelican]

It's hilarious.

[jaunty path]

oh so thats infinite

lmao

[brazen pelican]

More or less.

[rocky aspen]

those trapper/dog/mutant bum rushes?

they did not exist

[woven sigil]

Nothing exists with that boon

Other than the Scum and three very bored rejects

[brazen pelican]

You should try the box of grenades on Ogryn.

[rocky aspen]

I'll have to play my ogryn, I don't play as often as I used to and when I do its usually on my vet

I love my melee stealth vet

Hive Scum is just broken though

[dire kayak]

we all keep a jar of honey in our bathroom

[brazen pelican]

If you're lucky you'll get:
10% chance of replenishing 3 grenades when killing an enemy with a grenade explosion.
And:
Big Box of Hurt drops 2 frags, 1 krak, 1 smoke, 1 fire and 1 shock.

[dire kayak]

but i digress

[woven sigil]

Woah, that one sounds pretty cool

Like a box of chocolates

[brazen pelican]

And it's any enemy.

[rocky aspen]

nice

[woven sigil]

I should play Mortis more often really

[rocky aspen]

mortis is just fun for messing around

[brazen pelican]

It can be fun.

[rocky aspen]

I am a little concerned though

[woven sigil]

Oh yeah for sure, I just didnt do much of it

[rocky aspen]

that the game is stretching itself out too thin with the various modes

[woven sigil]

It has some funny shit in it tho

[green vector]

i need to do 50 mortussy for the penance

[woven sigil]

Cease

[green vector]

yeah me too

[modest flume]

Arby has boons that straight up negate grabs/disablers and allow you to knock over human sized non specialists by sprinting into them

[rocky aspen]

few which connect to each other

[modest flume]

it's hilarious

[woven sigil]

[dire kayak]

i wanna drink sefoni's tank water

but i digress

[modest flume]

You shut down dogs, nets, CSpawns, you name it

[woven sigil]

Brother

What the fuck

[brazen pelican]

I love getting the 5 burn 5 bleed stacks on melee on Arbites.

[green vector]

i srsly hope they stop adding more modes and make the current ones good

like pls

[blazing ibex]

What you don't like Escape from Darkov?

Crazy talk

[woven sigil]

Well Havoc is never going to be fixed, that dogshit should be left to rot

[green vector]

i do like it

[woven sigil]

Mortis and Expeditions aint beyond saving tho

[green vector]

just concerned is all

[jovial oxide]

this server lag is just...

[blazing ibex]

And somehow, I doubt it will

[woven sigil]

So do I, but I thought it was badly thought out when I tested it, and I think its badly thought out in live

[jovial oxide]

3 of my teammates just now were dc'ing/reconnecting the entire game

wtf

[blazing ibex]

Oh I agree

[rocky aspen]

Mortis and Expeditions should start us onn the path to being a Mortis operative. And have it come with... one single bonus per character, just for kicks

[modest flume]

@blazing ibex

YOU

[blazing ibex]

I just find Auric boring for the most part nowadays

Hi it me

[modest flume]

VICTIM

Are you home?

[rocky aspen]

Auric is best when you have terrible teammates

[blazing ibex]

Not yet :(

[shell goblet]

anyone possibly interested in trying the new mode with my wifey and i in a lil ? :3 we haven't done it at all yet but we'd rather do it with a consistent full team

[blazing ibex]

But I will be in like

[woven sigil]

Yeah, its not the same intensity, but this new mode has a lot of potential provided they don't cock it up with a bunch of deliberately obtuse, anti-player mutators

[blazing ibex]

Less than an hour

[green vector]

im down

[modest flume]

Hit me up, I'm finishing up the event with Personman

[brazen pelican]

I'd love to, but it's 3 AM here.

[hazy valley]

Damn are people bored of Auric HiSTG Gloriana

[blazing ibex]

I need to make it to 40

[modest flume]

Safe travels

[blazing ibex]

So I can brag

[hazy valley]

That never gets old to me (someone ALWAYS gets launched off the first part of the map)

[blazing ibex]

That I am the greatest darktide player ever (lie)

[woven sigil]

I blame the Psyker. Its always the Psyker's fault

[brazen pelican]

Gloriana isn't that bad, if you survive the start.

[woven sigil]

Burn the witch along with the heretic

[hazy valley]

Purg Staff Psyker setting off every single barrel

[modest flume]

It's a lie, because that's both of us

[uneven ivy]

hey

[blazing ibex]

I legit don't let purge psykers into my havocs

[shell goblet]

yayyy ! i'll lyk when we're hopping on !! anyone else ? one more :3

[hazy valley]

I love Gloriana because the map feels busier than most other maps even past the start tbh

[blazing ibex]

Specifically for this reason

[brazen pelican]

You carrying Havoc 40's? 👉 👈

[rocky aspen]

purg staff is my least favorite staff

[green vector]

how long you reckon you'll be?

[blazing ibex]

I know of a SINGLE purge psyker

[rocky aspen]

voidblast or bust

[woven sigil]

You are doing the God Emperor's work Gobbo' 🙏

[little marten]

COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO 10 FRIENDS OR THE GRIBBLYGROO WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

[blazing ibex]

That I have never had this issue with

[modest flume]

I.. have actually

[woven sigil]

Nah, I'd win

[dire kayak]

the heavy armour is a superstore exclusive