general-chat

[astral laurel]

There is no greater statement than "Fuck you I shoot you with a cannon"

[fleet beacon]

Lightning

More lightning

[regal fjord]

Gun cleanses the heresy

[fleet beacon]

Even more lightning

[fallen tree]

Reiterpallasch was so neat

[astral laurel]

get invaded in BB
bone ash the cannon
fire
barely miss
still one shot the invader anyways

[fallen tree]

maria's weps from the dlc, unghhh

[astral laurel]

GET FUCKED NERD

[feral vessel]

STALKER Anomaly or Darktide today.

call it

[fallen tree]

stalker

[fleet beacon]

I enjoy wrath of the gods

[feral vessel]

enigmatic 3rd option: write fanfiction

[fleet beacon]

A simple wrath of the gods enjoyer I am

[fallen tree]

stalker fanfiction

[cosmic burrow]

actual anomaly or mental sickness know as gamma

[astral laurel]

wrath is fun because it's so fast

[fallen tree]

gamma isnt that bad when you know what to do

[astral laurel]

"You think I am casting Force? No! WRATH OF THE GODS BE UPON YOU"

[cosmic burrow]

yes i know what to do with gamma

disable half of it

[rocky radish]

Gamma? That's one I don't have

[fallen tree]

lmao

[fleet beacon]

I always liked the lore of the spirit trees in dark souls

[feral vessel]

actual anomaly

gamma is slop

[fleet beacon]

Those poor things got fucked

[cosmic burrow]

gamma is a mod pack

[feral vessel]

unironically

[regal fjord]

Braced Autogun and Recon Lasgun go brrr

[regal fjord]

Sans undertale????

No way???

[jaunty path]

Infantry lasgun has been made a good weapon

[jaunty path]

Click the sticker

[astral laurel]

Missus I am going to destroy that image if you keep posting it

[regal fjord]

Saves ammo

[feral vessel]

I CURSE YOU WITH TARKOV LIMB MECHANICS

[astral laurel]

What did they do to it

[jaunty path]

Less recoil

On mark 2

[regal fjord]

It's always been a decent lil weapon, I maxed it out already

[cosmic burrow]

i installed gamma because it has some things you cant find otherwise. but then i disabled most of gamma stuff because i dispise tarkov balistics in stalker

[astral laurel]

But Mk12 is where it's at

[cosmic burrow]

for example

or not being able to buy and sell guns

[jaunty path]

Throws a rock at you

[regal fjord]

Ever since I started I held true by it because it barely uses up ammo

[astral laurel]

It does no damage

[regal fjord]

Throws bigger rock at you

[feral vessel]

"stalker anomaly is bad because it doesn't have animations for using items"

[astral basin]

We w a laspistol

[feral vessel]

actual argument i heard

[jaunty path]

Throws burning charcoal at you

[fleet beacon]

I like to yell tazer tazer when I smite

[astral laurel]

This too does no damage

[jaunty path]

Tf r u exactly avian.

[regal fjord]

Throws caltrops on my own feet

[fallen tree]

so i only played gamma, does anomaly have the brain scorcher on a timer?

[feral vessel]

haven't gotten far enough

[cosmic burrow]

trilogy also does not ahve animations

[astral laurel]

Max level with mythic tiers. Miss, I have slain an ancient wyrm

[cosmic burrow]

yes

[misty smelt]

i just found out about stalker gamma recently from ssethtzeentach's video. I feel like you have to be a hardcore stalker fan to play that shit

[feral vessel]

gamma slopists probably never played the original trilogy lmaoo

[astral basin]

I had a crackhead harrass me after she was kicked off the bus for out of town
Just locked up the store and was waiting for my ride. She was persistent

[cosmic burrow]

bs timer is from shadow of chernobyl kids

[fallen tree]

i played shadow of chernobly way back, but only that one sadly

[fleet beacon]

I love seeing poxbursters explode for no reason mid push back

[fallen tree]

never finished

[feral vessel]

wait wasn't that X-16

[regal fjord]

Pox burster on Auric

[jaunty path]

Shoots you with a gauss flayer

[astral basin]

New nickname for gonorhea
Pox bursters

[cosmic burrow]

both actually

[regal fjord]

Do the thingy Asriel does with his big cannon gun

[astral laurel]

That sounds fun

[feral vessel]

brain scorcher is only surpassed in shit quality by the mission you have to do to get the psy-helmet

[cosmic burrow]

you know that you can disable half of the stuff that comes with gamme

[feral vessel]

KHURZOV YOU BASTARD

[astral laurel]

I am probably going to go nap though!

[jaunty path]

It literally triggers hyper decomposition

[misty smelt]

i mean yeah if ur not a real gamer

[fleet beacon]

What if the next class is the emperor himself

Thoughts?

[jaunty path]

Psyker

Done

[cosmic burrow]

nah i just think that most of that modpack is bullshit

[fallen tree]

i dont think the gamma additions are that bad tbh, its the community that kinda makes it ass. but yeah its great that you can enable or disable what you will

but we all enjoy different things

[cosmic burrow]

tarkov balistics

[feral vessel]

STALKER anomaly is just Stalker Gamma without Tarkov mechanics which automatically makes it better

[cosmic burrow]

i dont care you are in exo skeleton. i ahve 200rounds of 9mm and you are going to die

[astral basin]

The funniest thing i think ive seen on zealot
Is watching a shotgun get a long choke just for dodging

[fallen tree]

i do agree on that front, id have to do a run without it and compare

[astral laurel]

I know it's similar to a disruptor from Star Wars yeh.

Is this the point in time I tell you that Cyrus canonically fights with a flute that is a lesser artifact? Artifacts being a type of magical item that can only be destroyed in a specific way? And that he actually can use it to block attacks?

[fallen tree]

ive also never played tarkov so

just watched

[feral vessel]

wearing bulat suit and still gets floored by 2 PM rounds
""balance""

[cobalt lichen]

What if you just snap the flute?

[cosmic burrow]

i have and tarkov does balistics better

[astral laurel]

Did you not read the whole thing

[cobalt lichen]

I did

[jaunty path]

What specific way....

[astral laurel]

The flute cannot be snapped

[cosmic burrow]

ask grok. he makes bullshit decisions

[feral vessel]

Gamma might actually be the best example of realismslop in video gaming I've ever personally played.

[fallen tree]

i mean ill take ur word for it, and if i do another run ill adjust mods,

[regal fjord]

What did the scab say to the zealot

[jaunty path]

Immortal flute

[cosmic burrow]

gamma isnt meant to be realistic

[cobalt lichen]

So what’s the specific way if physics aren’t?

[cosmic burrow]

thats the thing

[astral laurel]

Honestly? I don't know! It's not important really.

The thing is that Cyrus as a character has finished his story.

[jaunty path]

Thing is gauss weaponry literally breaks down things to their smallest molecule

[astral laurel]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fallen tree]

there needs to be a mod that fixes seeing thru bushes, im sure its in every iteration of the game w/ or without mods

[cobalt lichen]

I will discover de wae

[jaunty path]

[astral laurel]

Yes but ancient magicks go brrrrr

[feral vessel]

Meeh. I don't see it that way unless you're talking about the Artifacts.

the artifacts in gamma are uh..

funny

[jaunty path]

[regal fjord]

Never trust a man named Cyrus

[fallen tree]

the creator of gamma also seems to be a huge dickhead

[cosmic burrow]

artifacts in gamma are antithesis to how they work in gsc games

[regal fjord]

His safety is always off

[jaunty path]

Kill 7 Billion People.

[astral laurel]

Cyrus as a character is basically a beyond max level Pathfinder character ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[delicate vapor]

too little

[feral vessel]

trve

Stat boost? Naaah, make it turn them into Mister X from RE.

[cosmic burrow]

i have a mod that makes them behave more like trilogy

[jaunty path]

I must schleep soon

[astral laurel]

same

[jaunty path]

But first. I need to have a pointless argument on reddit

If i dont. Ill die!!!

[feral vessel]

Cool-io.

never really used artifacts except in SoC

[rocky radish]

I thought that's what discord is for

[feral vessel]

because in that game they are so ungodly busted it's actually funny

infinite stamina is just one thing i remember

[cosmic burrow]

i just didnt use artifacts at all in trilogy

in stalker 2 used them a lot

[feral vessel]

Yee.

Still need to play Stalker 2, maybe when A-life is what it was in Pripyat.

[cosmic burrow]

so never?

like

try SISKI for anomaly

[feral vessel]

..I'll check it out

[tired steeple]

Buuuurp

[cobalt lichen]

[fallen tree]

why does nexusmods boot my login so often, so tiring

[tired steeple]

What game should I play after my rdr2 replay

[fallen tree]

control, if you havent played

[tired steeple]

Maybe

Do I need to play quantum break

[fallen tree]

big scp vibes

[tired steeple]

I didn’t really like that game

[fallen tree]

i wouldnt know tbh :^)

[tired steeple]

Eh I doubt it

[fallen tree]

probably not

[tired steeple]

I assume I don’t need to play the alan wake games either but I’m gonna anyway

Cause I like horror

[fallen tree]

i dont think you need to play alan wake either, its just tied in

yea

[tired steeple]

I have 2 because it was free on ps plus so I may as well

[fallen tree]

if not that, my next recommend would be factorio but that is.. something

[woven sigil]

Alien; Isolation

[tired steeple]

Unfortunately didn’t get into alien isolation

Xenomorphs just don’t really scare me

[delicate vapor]

grr

is that scary

[tired steeple]

Only real run away and hide horror game I like is outlast and outlast trials

[fallen tree]

outlast was awesome, i never played the sequel

[tired steeple]

2 is shit

Trials is surprisingly really good

[fallen tree]

oh, is trials not the sequel?

[tired steeple]

Trials is like the third game

Kinda

[fallen tree]

i see

[tired steeple]

A bit of a spin off

[fallen tree]

its mp tho right?

[tired steeple]

Yeah

They do have solo rules

If you play alone they give you respawn pills

[thick fog]

prequel

[fallen tree]

oh okay, neat

[thick fog]

It is an official mainline

[tired steeple]

I prefer multiplayer cause the team work is actually really good

[fallen tree]

id play mp too yeah, as long as it doesnt take away from the fear the first run thru

[tired steeple]

The amount of times people will rush like halfway across the map to kick a guy off you that’s about to execute you

[fallen tree]

i hate scary games but i love putting myself thru shit

[thick fog]

Game is not that scary tbh

[tired steeple]

There is some stuff that kinda nullifies the fear

Like

[thick fog]

It is just more disturbing

[tired steeple]

Say you pick up like

4 bricks

Or bottles

And the big bad is coming at you, let’s say it’s gooseberry with her little drill

Throw all four and watch her stumble and fall over

[thick fog]

Still Trials compared to previous outlast games, it is less horror focused

[tired steeple]

It like really removes the tension

[thick fog]

and just has more dread and disturbing scenery

[fallen tree]

fair enough, im sure its still great

[tired steeple]

Yeah I love it

Doesn’t scare me that much cause again it’s multiplayer but still it’s brilliant

[fallen tree]

id only play those for the pure horror, relive my first penumbra/amnesia vibes

[thick fog]

The gore and explicit imagery is enough to disturb many people lmao

No censor

[astral laurel]

The problem with horror is that it only works if you have not had a similar experience irl.

[woven sigil]

Man I hope ILL doesnt flop, that shit looks pretty damn good

[tired steeple]

Yeah ill looks awesome

[thick fog]

I will only believe ILL if it is a real game

[tired steeple]

I love body horror shit

Well they showed it at game awards

[fallen tree]

body horror is peak

[thick fog]

"showed"

[tired steeple]

It’s still just an animation but I mean

It’s being made now

[fallen tree]

i want to play scorn, that shit is so giger coded and i love it

[thick fog]

It was mix of CGI and very few gameplay scene

[tired steeple]

The guy was super thankful he got to start developing it into a real game

I don’t think it’s fake

[woven sigil]

Yeah its certainly not fake, but it is being developed by the same folks who did Atomic Heart

[tired steeple]

Oh that’s not good nees

News

[woven sigil]

Aye, its not fantastic, but 🤷‍♂️ Don't know really till its out

[thick fog]

Made or published?

[tired steeple]

Blight survival got a development update

So we know that’s still being made

[thick fog]

only took 4 years

still never to trust a supposed game until gameplay is fully shown

[tired steeple]

They have a publisher now

That being

Behaviour

Do with that what you will

Doubt it’ll cause issues

But

Still

[woven sigil]

Whelp, Im gunna reinstall DayZ today i reckon

[astral basin]

Horror is based on mental warfare
Introducing cheap tactics such as common fears, use of psychopathy or unknown elements to disturb and bewilder the typical mind
More often than not its simply cheap thrills or blood sports

[tired steeple]

Mire?

Oh more

Thought a new thing came out called Mire

I was interested

[fallen tree]

a lot of crazy stuff on the internet, being old ive seen a lot sadly. you're right tho

[astral basin]

I wish i got to actually watch the unbreakable trilogy
I got to watch split
Was a freaky and fun movie

[woven sigil]

"Mental warfare" very often includes such topics because go figure, most people are pretty disturbed by thats sort of thing

[astral basin]

Im not a bloodsports fan tho. I dont like my thrillers based on suffering

[tired steeple]

Eh. I don’t mind horror ending… horribly

See if it’s another genre I prefer happy endings

[woven sigil]

Unless you wanna go to the actually extreme end of the spectrum and then you get to stuff which could actually be highly damaging because they're techniques used by militaries to extract information from people

[tired steeple]

But if it’s horror and the ending is all fucked up I rend to think “ah that’s awesome”

[fallen tree]

dune part 3 is meant to be a thriller, and i read the books so im excited

[tired steeple]

Sad endings in other genres piss me tf off cause they usually aren’t done very well

[woven sigil]

Hell, if you wanted to look at the topic in detail, you can call advertising a form of "mental warfare" 😄

[astral basin]

Torture gets nowhere
Mental conditioning is another matter though. And sometimes that conditioning is… well. “inhumane”

[woven sigil]

Mental conditioning is torture in some contexts

You should look at what being isolated with no contact to anyone outside of your captors does to the human brain, it is not very nice.

[somber stream]

Real, almost lost my marbles during covid

[misty smelt]

Just finished an expedition and got no tech remnants counted from it. AGAIN

[astral basin]

Isolation is no joke

Prolonged isolation especially
The boredom, lack of contact, lack of ability to change your surroundings

[little violet]

Happened to me as well earlier

Hotfix my ahh 1.8k remnants down the drain

[hazy valley]

Oh there's one I've heard about with completely removing any and all stimulation. So white room, white walls, served white rice, etc. and left in total isolation. Something about the blank colour and being trapped makes it worse or something? idk

[misty smelt]

How am I supposed to unlock more points when the game isnt even counting it

[astral basin]

We have an innate need of independent action and communication.

[somber stream]

It's a different story though, if you're alone out in the nature

Like that one Imperial Japan soldier holding his position, 30 years after the war was over

[astral basin]

The stimulation comes from the need to survive in that instance

Bighat made an excellent point on the lack of stimulus that comes with psychological destruction

The fact that we still practice it in prisons is depressing

[somber stream]

Timmy, 13, ready to die for his gang
Vs
7 days alone in the cell

[astral basin]

Horror comedy put out some weird stuff tho

Or. Sometimes its comedy. Lotta times its just absurd

Like leprechaun

[somber stream]

I once sneak to the fridge for midnight snack as a kid

Old man caught me one day and ask me to sit in the kitchen, lights off

Then proceed to tell me about Krampus

I slept with a knife during christmas that year

[astral basin]

I heard germans have a LOT of disturbing childrens tales 👀

[somber stream]

Ack, plenty

[astral basin]

Specifically bc of the grimm brothers but like

Even then

germans are freaks

[somber stream]

Hmmm, Snow White, right?

The Queen in the original version is forced to wear hot iron shoes and dance until she dies

[feral vessel]

hollow knight reference

[misty smelt]

I love getting dropped into a mission with like no HP

[delicate vapor]

HP? time to craft some love

[tired compass]

wait, there is no discount for hive scum dlc class?

[thick fog]

not yet

[astral basin]

If heard of 3 separate food related mishap stories/ songs
Beans, soup, wurst

[tired compass]

damn okay

[astral basin]

Iirc

[thick fog]

still bit early to throw discount on scum

but probably in later months will be

[ripe tangle]

In Deutschland stirbst du einen schrecklichen Tod, wenn du ein Märchen bist.

[misty smelt]

scum worth the price IMO

one of the most fun classes

[thick fog]

all classes worth

And admech DLC will be double the price

[rocky radish]

Arbi is strong. Hive scum is fun

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Only 3? I wish ahahaha

[thick fog]

Be an introvert like me and play the least used weapons for arbites

Chainsword, caxe

[limpid vigil]

Since we have power swords , falchions and relic blades in this game do yall think we will ever get a power axe?

[thick fog]

does this folk know?

[limpid vigil]

I don't

[rocky radish]

Ye ol thunder hammer

[misty smelt]

You bring shame to the lex...

[astral basin]

Thats the problem
I know nothing of german culture, and yet somehow those are what i learn 😢

[somber stream]

I'm sure most of them happened irl in some shape or form, then converted into stories to teach children

[thick fog]

There were leaked models of power axe and 2H hammer for ogryn

[thick fog]

you understimate the power, the lex has me saved

[limpid vigil]

I don't wanna get my hopes up since longlas was leaked how long ago?

And it's still not here

[somber stream]

You must understand, Germans aren't a single group of people. We started out as barbarians

[misty smelt]

shock maul+shield or nuthin

[delicate vapor]

interesting

[rocky radish]

Turtle up with the shield and make the dog do all the work

[limpid vigil]

do yall have dog on one ping or two pings?

[thick fog]

if you use double tag, you are not human

[misty smelt]

I do

i spam that shit

[limpid vigil]

was gonna switch of it today after playing a bit. To much work to sick em

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
@astral basin

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

One

Two ping is for heretics

[rocky radish]

Would it be too cheaty if i made a darktide mod that let you give your mastiff commands using your mic?

[somber stream]

Not really, but as a guy who used voice command mod for HD2 stratagem. It gets old real fast

[rocky radish]

it was a passing fancy, because i used to have a speech recognition bot in another game, which I called Guide. But when I realised I could call it GuideDog, I amused myself too much

[obtuse oak]

I definitely don't want to have to talk to my game all the time lol

[somber stream]

Yeah you get stuff like a 500 down to you instead of reviving your mate every now and then

[woven sigil]

People do it for Elite too, christ knows why. Just get macros like normal folks

[feral vessel]

schizophrenia

[woven patrol]

do we know how long the Inquisitor set is gonna stay in the commodore shop?

[misty smelt]

i think sets stay in the shop for 6 weeks

but 1 set swaps out every 2 weeks or something like that

[thick fog]

6 weeks long

[serene hearth]

gdi why remove key talents from characters that make those characters good!

[warm maple]

no ones running good weapons to take down gunners in expeditions

wtf

[misty smelt]

Ive been trying out gunlugger ogryn for them

Been workin out pretty well

[feral vessel]

is
is soulblaze psyker 'based'

[astral basin]

Just remember 12pm is noon not midnight

[orchid fiber]

do the magnifying glass on the blessings I haven't unlocked yet, mean that the blessing won't apply until I unlock that specific tier of blessing?

[astral basin]

Why is 12oclock so weird

“Bc midnight = 0 in 24 hour time”
Then make 1am be the new midnight for 12 hour tine

[cosmic burrow]

welp time for new anomaly playthrough

who should i play as

[rain pilot]

Money please

Run me them pockets

[void lark]

I do not understand the logic of this

[split mauve]

there is no logic

[rain pilot]

🫦

We don't need logic where we are going

[misty smelt]

im not sure what you mean by magnifying glass but you can only have 2 blessings on a weapon and you unlock the tiers in masteries, and then apply the 2 blessings you want at the shrine of the omnissiah

[marsh iris]

logic is heresy

[ripe tangle]

Heresy?

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

Your return to the mourningstar is most welcome, sister

[somber stream]

Heredeez

[astral basin]

Licht deez

[somber stream]

Friendly fire registered 😔

[astral basin]

Redirect penalties will be enforced soon

Sweet dreams are made of these

Who am i to disagree

Ive traveled the world and the seven seas

Everybody’s looking for something

[untold skiff]

good afternoon

[fallen tree]

good evening

spent the afternoon fixing reticulation

i must say, sprinklers are so fickle and i hate them, they're perfect when they work

[timber elk]

shows up in a monster truck

[rain pilot]

Oh no

You have violated the Lex

What a shame

Anyways

[rain pilot]

Talking shit to an Arbitator

Mandated Edict: Beep test

[twilit tartan]

I would like to ask, that anyone notice a bug in repair mission (i played on heresy lvl), when the mobs spawn on the very beggining of the mission, even before we go near Swagger fella. I play this mission with my veteran many times, but this problem never occured before.

[rancid shore]

@rancid shore
@astral basin

[slate skiff]

game bescomes harder and harder to run after each pasing update, soon nobody'll be able to play darktide

[fiery wave]

Fatshark Fatsharked.

[slate skiff]

fatshart

[hardy orchid]

can somebody tell me if im insane or is there really no combat music in expeditions

[fiery wave]

There is, but the music balancing is awful.

It's EXTREMELY SOFT.

[cobalt lichen]

Should really be having their tongue cut out

[fiery wave]

Like, I went into havocs for weekly after and LOUD. But the same volume in expeditions is barely a whisper.

It's like they rushed out the game mode without fully testing it.

[tired steeple]

Christ what’s your pfp

[cobalt lichen]

Crushed skull detail from
Darktide

By the looks of it

[tired steeple]

Looks like a doom enemy after you’ve done one of them glory kills

Yeah true darktide enemies end up gnarly

[cobalt lichen]

I like it

makes me happy

[tired steeple]

Thunder hammer leaves enemies absolutely disgusting

[cobalt lichen]

not allowed to do it irl anymore so the game will do

[fiery wave]

Just wish more games do it.

[upbeat turtle]

ofgryn is cracked tf out

[tired steeple]

Doom does

[upbeat turtle]

1 shotting crushes with pick rn

[lusty stag]

im more confused playing expedition than helldivers2. open world isnt for me

[fiery wave]

Still.

[tired steeple]

I don’t like how mortal kombat does gore cause netherrealm says they make their devs watch actual car crash footage

[hardy orchid]

crushed rager head

[tired steeple]

Okay that makes sense

[fiery wave]

Path most optimal path from start to door/extract.

Then GASGASGAS.

[upbeat turtle]

i have my issues with the new gamemode

[fiery wave]

I hope you remember the entire map so you can run around better.

Kappa is most fun cos chill.

I hate gamma.

What do you mean, the game says 30+ dogs at one time is legal?

[upbeat turtle]

some more map variation would be nice

[upbeat turtle]

what do you mean armored disabers arent fun?

of course they are

[fiery wave]

Is just the sheer amount of them is stupid.

They can spawn 3-4 packs before the first even reaches you.

And they can pile up if you go fast enough.

[upbeat turtle]

too many for rock ☹️

[fiery wave]

Is how I got over 30 dog kills in 5 secs.

[upbeat turtle]

dear lord

id get overhwlemed instantly

[fiery wave]

We did.

Soulblaze MVP lul.

[rain pilot]

Beep test is pure hell

[fiery wave]

I managed to vent into the horde of dogs.

It snowballed.

[wide zodiac]

Hey guys, for the insignia that requires 20 havoc weekly chest, is it just 1 per week that you can collect towards the progression? At work rn so can't remember the wording for it lol

[fiery wave]

1 per week, needs 6 months or so to finish.

[wide zodiac]

[upbeat turtle]

“open 20 weekly havoc reward caches”

[fiery wave]

Live service game.

[wide zodiac]

Guess I'ma go for that mortis trial one lol

[upbeat turtle]

that one hurt my soul

nobody plays morepiss so it was like pulling out my own teeth

[fiery wave]

Dead mode UBER RNG.

[wide zodiac]

Yeahhh... I did 6 of them yesterday, took a year break and thought we had a chaos waste version for dark tide but holy crap is it not fun lol

[upbeat turtle]

all they need to do is revamp into chaos wastes and then it would be good

[wide zodiac]

Yup I'm doing it on lowest difficulty if I don't join in someone's game from queueing up 😭

[fiery wave]

Expeditions is 4 man or fuck you.

Some penance requires 4 man with mics.

[upbeat turtle]

they could do it too we have literal chaos wastes that we now have models for

[fiery wave]

Solo from start to end.

[wide zodiac]

Once they released CW on vermintide I literally got another 500 hours out of it. Would absolutely love this game to get it too

[cobalt lichen]

what is it for?

[upbeat turtle]

its like they hate money

[fiery wave]

Or chasing the extraction games trend.

Which nobody wanted.

[upbeat turtle]

exactlt

[fiery wave]

I literally hate the time limit.

The only benefit of this is no karking PvP.

[patent grove]

Time limit = hard pass for me

[fiery wave]

Because every karking extraction game like PvPvE.

[upbeat turtle]

helldivers is on thin ice rn arc raiders gets boring after youve done everything marathon is marathon like fuck off

weve been asking for chaos wastes since the game was even conceptualized and instead they release this shitty grocery store sim game mode

[fiery wave]

Is why Kappa is the only area that is 'fun'.

[upbeat turtle]

i dont want to run around 8 slightly varried maps collecting tech scrap for no goddamn reason

[patent grove]

I'd say at least there is still the core game missions but i can't even do those now with getting multiple 2014's in a row

[fiery wave]

Because that is up to 50 mins.

[upbeat turtle]

what is it with the swedish and just completely ignoring their communities

[fiery wave]

And you must be sightseeing in any map to really hit 50 mins.

[fiery wave]

"It's our vision." - (Maybe) Fatshark devs.

[upbeat turtle]

they must be blind then

[upbeat turtle]

(maybe) arrowhead aswell

[fiery wave]

Or don't care.

[upbeat turtle]

i shouldnt complain too much at least they arent the sm2 devs

[fiery wave]

Bet they listened to corpo overheads on the extraction trend.

Literally even mobo games are doing the.

[wooden creek]

FS are generally allergic to just copying stuff from one of their games to the other

[fiery wave]

15 mins to loot and get out or lose EVERYTHING.

[upbeat turtle]

which is the dumbest shit of all time

[fiery wave]

Which is as fun as chronic nerve pain.

[upbeat turtle]

i have more fun on morepiss which is saying a lot because that shit sucks

[rain pilot]

You know that test in PE that you had to run to the end of the room before the beep went off

[fiery wave]

Hey, at least if you get lucky, you get funny infinite BOOMS.

[upbeat turtle]

“the fitness gram pacer test is multistage something words whatever he said”

[fiery wave]

Or inf void shields+heals.

[rain pilot]

No no no

No

Not again

No

[upbeat turtle]

i feel thats what ruins it for me

[rain pilot]

Be Arbities and use crusher

That is pure fun

[fiery wave]

Is too RNG. Someone might get lucky and you get arse.

[upbeat turtle]

that too

just let me pick my archetype

[fiery wave]

Like, death dealer or fulmigator on psyker

One is an absolute joke, the other needs someone else with fire or shock to get you going.

[upbeat turtle]

colossus on ogryn goes so hard

plus 200% weakspot is essential

[fiery wave]

As in, they do fuck all.

[upbeat turtle]

bro melee pick ogryn is airing everything out

[fiery wave]

Cos psykers don't reload and the other needs teammates to get your shit going.

[little marten]

😎

[limber light]

new expeditions are actually really fun when it doesn't crash

[fiery wave]

I hate playing oggy. I only do it if ppl ask for MM.

Gender is a reason, but is more playstyle.

[rain pilot]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

[rain pilot]

Gender?

Such a surface level thing of a person's whole

[fiery wave]

Is a personal thing.

I prefer to play my own gender in a game with customisations.

[rain pilot]

I rock both

[fiery wave]

Is why I said personal thing.

[cobalt lichen]

no
PE was mostly about fighting and football

and dodgeball.

[rain pilot]

Yeah and I personally rock both

[little marten]

Uh oh

Another friend got engaged

Times ticking 😅

[somber stream]

Don't

Give in

To Peer pressure

[marsh iris]

think of the children

[somber stream]

Think of the economy

[little marten]

I almost caved last year

[somber stream]

I used to play as female in most MMORPG i play 👶

Smaller hit box, i swear

[little marten]

Sure 😈

I remember once in the heat of the moment paying to swap my ff character to a cat woman

[marsh iris]

id rather look at female butts than male butts while running

[somber stream]

You felt it too, didn't you?

The power within your hand when you're in a party

[little marten]

I changed it back after a week lmao

[somber stream]

Also i understand women's rush to get married due to menopause

[little marten]

Lmao

[somber stream]

Fortunately, men doesn't have this issue

[little marten]

My partner is only 27

[somber stream]

Nurgle, you have to think in their perspective

What you you date for another 6, possibly 7 years and then you, by some unfortunate chance, break up

It's a rough pool up there in the 30s

[patent grove]

27! Basiclly got 1 foot in the grave at that point

[little marten]

🫴

🫴

[little marten]

Not for me I’ll just for for a 19 year old

[green vector]

Funniest shit I've ever seen

[somber stream]

I admit i did the thing

[green vector]

Funnier than rick and morty

[little marten]

Actually tbf I couldn’t imagine going for anyone younger than like 23

Anything younger is practically a kid tbh

[somber stream]

Age mean little once you reach a certain period

[little marten]

30 is the new 20!!!!

[somber stream]

Imagine you're 45, dating a 30. Anything wrong with that?

[little marten]

Yeah tbh

[somber stream]

But yeah anything under 22 is immature lol

[green vector]

Hell no

I love milfs tbh

[little marten]

Ok based

[somber stream]

No debate there

[green vector]

Chad chat

[little marten]

Maybe if I propose I’ll live steam it in strike team 17

I have friend who got married when they were like 29

And they’re divorcing

[somber stream]

😔

[little marten]

Which is mad cause I see him as young still but I guess if you saw a 32 year old on like Reddit saying they were getting divorced you’d think it’s perfectly fine

[woven sigil]

It's really not lol 😄

[green vector]

It fuckin is lad

[woven sigil]

My condolences

[green vector]

My ex dumped my ass 2 years ago and I've had absolutely nothing

[little marten]

At what age do you have to leave tinder and go to plenty of fish

[green vector]

Oops

[patent grove]

Step 1: don't be ugly

[green vector]

Used my real world emojis mb

[patent grove]

Have you tried that

[green vector]

I haven't

[little marten]

The problem isn’t being ugly it’s being too handsome and intimidating women as such

[wide breach]

anyone noticing the the enemies in the psykaunium suddenly gain consciousness as you leave?

[lyric frigate]

i did

[green vector]

Nah it's just everyone my age has like 8 kids or looks like a nurgle follower

[woven sigil]

Hey if it makes you feel better I went 5 years after my last one 🤷‍♂️ Some people can just fuck you over, can't do owt by get back on the proverbial bicycle. Not the villiage bicycle mind you

[green vector]

[little marten]

Lmao

[wide breach]

this is the 3rd time the flamer suddenly starts flaming me down, its random as hell

[little marten]

How old r u

[fiery wave]

You just rather see a woman's arse for 8000 hours.

[green vector]

30 me lad

Getting up there

[wide breach]

shit jumpscared me the first time

[lyric frigate]

fucking knew it

[little marten]

Just 30?!

[lyric frigate]

was about to type a guess

[woven sigil]

33 this year, If I can do it, you can do it

[obtuse oak]

trying to date other 30 year old british people does sound like a nightmare

[little marten]

You making it sound like you 40 odd lmao

[green vector]

I feel like it some days

[green vector]

It is

[lyric frigate]

everyone my age is either heterosexual or in a relationship

[little marten]

If you scouring towns with their high streets dominated by coral and Poundland you’re obviously gonna find trolls

[somber stream]

Are you bald

[little marten]

Have to start looking towards cities

Finding the career driven women who are ready to branch out into a relationship

[green vector]

I live in the north east

We only have coral and poundland

[little marten]

Rip

[woven sigil]

Oh yeah, you're fucked

[green vector]

[somber stream]

Big yikes

[little marten]

Time to find a younger egf

[fiery wave]

Or just tiny pond.

[green vector]

Need a discord kitten

[little marten]

Unironically tho

[cobalt lichen]

Isn’t Poundland dead now?
Rip

[little marten]

Just play wow rp servers

[fiery wave]

Poundland? You mean the tat store?

[green vector]

Yeah

Poundland going strong up here

[little marten]

Nah but nothing costs a pound in there

[green vector]

It's all anyone can afford

[woven sigil]

Poundland could be a tat store, it could also be a brothel, depends where you live innit

[cobalt lichen]

two pound land

[fiery wave]

I mean, I shop at value store for $1.75 milk.

[cobalt lichen]

actually true and real

[lyric frigate]

is poundland like the dollar store but br*tish

[cobalt lichen]

yeah

[green vector]

Yea

[fiery wave]

Is cheaper than milk from even China at $4.50 for same.

[lyric frigate]

i see

[little marten]

AS A SINGLE MAM WITH 4 KIDS AND 45k CREDIT CARD DEBT DUE TO FINANCING IPADS I COULDNT SURVIVE WITHOUT MY HOME BARGAINS ❤️‍🔥

[green vector]

Literally everyone in the north east

[cobalt lichen]

I purchase things from there all the time. I can get a £1 litre of lemonade from there which is £2.50 in any other store

[woven sigil]

South west aint all that much better, but hey, they weather in nice half the year

[whole hornet]

is anyone else having troubles with server connections

[fiery wave]

$1.50 Basic Monster.

[lyric frigate]

the game does that sometimes

no

[fiery wave]

I already made the server's evergy drink addicts reeeeeeeeeeee at me.

[cobalt lichen]

I don’t drink sewage unfortunately

[obtuse oak]

i love reading conversations about northern england

[fiery wave]

3 for $1 Red Bull.

[obtuse oak]

it really makes it look like the desolate wasteland i always imagine it as

[fiery wave]

6 for $5.

20 cents to 33 cents Celsius.

[green vector]

My town has double the national average of criminal damage and arson

Yes lads

We winning at something

[fiery wave]

I drink them to K.O. myself

[marsh iris]

Enggaland!

[woven sigil]

You must be a Beswick resident

[cobalt lichen]

I usually just use car exhausts for that.
Same damage

[fiery wave]

Cos atm, they are cheaper than good tasting coffee.

[woven sigil]

At that point just munch caffine pills

[green vector]

Never even heard of it

[fiery wave]

That's too expensive.

[cobalt lichen]

Never had coffee before. Or tea

or colonialism

[fiery wave]

$60 for 90 pills, 100mg.

[woven sigil]

Not one to judge a person for whatever vice they need to cope, but energy drinks to replace coffee because its cheaper is a yikes

[fiery wave]

I can get Red Bulls for less.

[green vector]

I wish I liked coffee so I could bin energy drinks off

[cobalt lichen]

my classmates used to live on the stuff.
I feel bad for their organs.

[little marten]

Tbf I dread the dating pool in London

[fiery wave]

Or I can just sleep whenever and fail to hold a job.

[feral vessel]

..isn't coffee actually just healthier than energy drinks.

[cobalt lichen]

I binge lemonade.

[feral vessel]

Also hi newly awakened lot.

[green vector]

By far

Which is why I wish I liked it

[little marten]

Excessive energy drink consumption could be a sign of underlying ADHD tbf

[woven sigil]

Aye, I would rather have round two on the coke habit than start drinking those things, an thats saying something

[fiery wave]

Because I just unregulated passing out.

[cobalt lichen]

yes
Especially since energy drinks being used for standard living is just like injecting poison

[feral vessel]

Speaking of, I tried tonic out today. Some of you lot like this stuff??

[fiery wave]

It is, just cost.

[little marten]

Stimulant abuse

[cobalt lichen]

I used to just get a 50p litre bottle of lemonade and carry that around all day

[little marten]

Look the next time you crave an energy drink and need the stimulant just let me sing you black eyed peas - meet me halfway and you’ll be fired up for a month

[cobalt lichen]

the fork is tonic?

[feral vessel]

capitalism

[fiery wave]

Not a secret. It puts me to sleep.

[woven sigil]

I wasnt talkin bout the soft-drink

[little marten]

Narcolepsy?

[cobalt lichen]

absolutely legendary song that

[feral vessel]

Huh..?

[cobalt lichen]

I figured

[feral vessel]

wuh

[cobalt lichen]

huh

[fiery wave]

Naw, I can micro nap, but that's like after 36 hours awake.

[green vector]

Wtf

[cobalt lichen]

36 hours awake is not healthy

[little marten]

😅

[fiery wave]

Yep.

[little marten]

Um..

[fiery wave]

Why do you think I drink energy drinks? It crashes me within 15 mins.

[woven sigil]

I hate to tell ya, but the reason you need to fall asleep all the time is probably because you're constantly drinking energy drinks and your body's natural regulation is fucked

[green vector]

That's me right there

Caffeine addiction sucks

[acoustic zinc]

someone tell me what is the point of expedition?

[fiery wave]

I don't need to, I literally can't sleep. I went off it for 3 months, in those 3 months, I just slept on a D&D dice roll.

[green vector]

What's the point of any video game

[little marten]

Why no sleep too much energy?

[woven sigil]

Caffiene is one thing, but its all the other shit they cram into those things. A caffiene addiction alone doesnt tend to have those effects, or at least not anywhere near as pronounced

[little marten]

Maybe u need some meth

[fiery wave]

Dunno, just can't.

[green vector]

Caffeine is the only thing keeping me on em tho

Caffeine withdrawal headaches are horrible

[cobalt lichen]

autism

[green vector]

We all got the tism here

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know I have that. It's the only one I'm sure of.

[little marten]

This time last year before my mental break I was drinking like 12 cups of coffee a day

[woven sigil]

Just start drinking tea by the bucket

[untold kraken]

a poor begger is begging for aquilas. Hear my humble word space devouring body of a shark please......

[cobalt lichen]

autism fucks with my sleep all the time lol

[little marten]

I used to laugh that “I haven’t felt a caffeine buzz in years”

And probably should have realised how bad that was

[fiery wave]

I just found out caffeine just does the opposite of what it needs to.

[cobalt lichen]

happens

[acoustic zinc]

no, I mean like the objective, what is reward for completing it

[wooden creek]

Cosmetics

[little marten]

Now I have like 2 decaf coffees a week and the occasional normal coffee if I’m on holiday or out somewhere and that’s more than enough

[wooden creek]

Lore

[fiery wave]

So I just drink half a can of Red Bull to pass out gently.

[green vector]

Nurgle has cracked the code

[little marten]

My brain cracked first tho lmao

[fiery wave]

Also, is why I fall asleep when treated to coffee at cafes.

GF found that out when I went visiting.

[cobalt lichen]

That and cafes are usually pretty cozy

[green vector]

Tech remnants to unlock more maps, pretty much nothing unless you just like playing the mode like me

[fiery wave]

Naw, corpo style place.

[little marten]

That’s 100% some sort of ADHD / tism

[cobalt lichen]

never had one of those.
What’s it like?

[cobalt lichen]

Ugh
concrete box with brown liquid makers

[fiery wave]

I have Autism.

[green vector]

Sun's out time to walk my non cyber mastiff

[little marten]

Can you get meds or anything?

[cobalt lichen]

It shows

:)

[zealous geyser]

the new modes penances are also wack af and are to much take the one where you have to spend 100000 scrap being generous and saying you get 300 scrap a run and you spend it all every run it would still take what? like 334 runs? some new penances are now the longest in the game outside of poxbreaker and killing all the reapers

[woven sigil]

The suns out up there? I'm surprised you're not cowering in terror from the unkown yellow orb in the sky

[patent grove]

Fist bump

[fiery wave]

Goober who is ace who trolls me me Ting Yun/Fugue yuri all the time.

[cobalt lichen]

sounds good?

[little marten]

HEORTHU putting on his “blame the owners not the dogs” vest before taking the XL bully for a stroll round the estate

[green vector]

[fiery wave]

Not for free. And they would be more expensive than just Red Bulls.

[green vector]

Staffy actually

[little marten]

Oh that sucks but if you ever get the chance I’d maybe consider it

[little marten]

Sick dog tbf

[woven sigil]

Based, love staffies

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[green vector]

Blue staffy too

Shiny rare version

[fiery wave]

Reapers were easy if you farmed last event lul.

[woven sigil]

Awesome

Bet he/she's proper sweet

Never met a bad staff

[green vector]

She, cuddly as fuck

[little marten]

Bro trying to make moves on his dog

Settle down

[green vector]

LMAO

[woven sigil]

But I just bought the peanut butter

[green vector]

Alright I'll be back later chads

[little marten]

💀

[woven sigil]

[fiery wave]

Knowing me, I rather put the money into a better PC.

[patent grove]

Shoresy?

[woven sigil]

Yeah I gotta hit the shop an all, run outta ciggies and beer needs restocking

[little marten]

Understandable

But don’t

Well if everyone’s fucking off outside I better do so too

[fiery wave]

Is better for my mental state tbh.

[patent grove]

Hiss!

[little marten]

How do you know? Have you tried meds before?

[fiery wave]

No. Just if no PC, I rather throw myself into the sea.

[feral vessel]

What are we doing again..?

[patent grove]

Its still too cold outside

Give it a few more weeks

[fiery wave]

Better than 31°C at night.

33°C at night can happen.

[marsh iris]

hot jight

night

[fiery wave]

Not even, that's usual night.

[patent grove]

Oof

That's rough

I don't like the cold but I'll take cold weather over hot weather

[marsh iris]

yeah

can we have perpetual cloudy days

[patent grove]

I like cloudy rainy weather but moderation is key

[fiery wave]

Price of being on the equator much.

[patent grove]

On the plus side, tropical fruit!

[grizzled plover]

Ogryn should get permanent stun resistance I think

[elder merlin]

Damn

Taco bell is tasty

[grizzled plover]

tru

[fiery wave]

You mean, stable weather.

[feral vessel]

Chat's so dead at this hour that it's actually bearing down on me.

[cobalt lichen]

Being silly

[fiery wave]

Then why not add to it?

[cobalt lichen]

shove it full of awake

[feral vessel]

..I don't know, don't like talking to myself..

[feral vessel]

..h

how

exactly..?

[grizzled plover]

you could throw a rock

[feral vessel]

the bloody kink server is talking about marihuanna again..

Guess I'm stuck with you lot.

[south valve]

Lex

[modest flume]

fill it in from the front

[grizzled plover]

Reminder that the tox bomber and flamer are the only post launch enemies that aren't carapace

[modest flume]

Don't let the sides down

[grizzled plover]

Fatshark's obsession with carapace sucks

[south valve]

This shit makes you ponder

[grizzled plover]

Crushers aren't even a good replacement for Chaos Warriors

[modest flume]

iTs hArDeR tO fIgHt

[grizzled plover]

no it isn't it just sucks

Give me enemies that fill different niches

[feral vessel]

I mean,

so much for the uh

tolerant left

huh

[south valve]

I hate bulwarks more than anything

[south valve]

Where did it go?

[grizzled plover]

Bulwarks are a shit version of Rotshields

[feral vessel]

It..

fuck you

[south valve]

lol

You be as kinky as you want, plant

brain no work

[grizzled plover]

I think in general Darktide is hardcarried by the art design for me

[modest flume]

Best you get is an enemy that is fully covered in armor except the wrist of the hand that holds his weapon

The catch? He puts it behind his back because he thinks he can take on the Inqusition with one hand behind his back

[grizzled plover]

Good game, just worse than Verm is nearly every conceivable way

[grizzled plover]

This is literally what fighting Crushers and Bulwarks feels like

[feral vessel]

vermintiding on my shi

[south valve]

I think it wouldn't be as popular if killing stuff wasn't so satisfying

[grizzled plover]

They're harder than the literal bosses sometimes

[feral vessel]

I'd be playing DT..

but I'm downloading OGSR Gunslinger for SoC

so like..

[south valve]

😔

[modest flume]

I hate Bulwarks

[south valve]

So real

[modest flume]

Yes we all do, but seriously

[south valve]

they just slow down the game for no reason

I get that they're meant to encourage teamwork or something, but like

that doesn't mean fighting them by yourself should be agony

[grizzled plover]

How come Fatshark doesn't just port a 40k themed stormfiend into the game yet

[feral vessel]

bulwarks don't encourage teamwork when half the game takes place in relatively tight corridors

[modest flume]

Especially in Havoc they're a God damned pain

[patent grove]

I like my weather to have some bipolar disorder

[south valve]

True

[lilac crag]

I got a pc and now I need to learn mnk darktide

[marsh iris]

welcome to the pcmasterrace

[feral vessel]

all they encourage you to do is to play bullrush ogryn even more lmao

[modest flume]

Let's give an enemy with invulnerability from the front fast attack speed and have him affected by stagger immunity, damage and more attack speed modifiers

[grizzled plover]

I want Slug in vermintide BoN you are wasted in this game

[modest flume]

Oh by the way, he has friends, a lot

So you can't dodge to the side and hit him as he winds up

[grizzled plover]

Yes I can

Because I am big

[feral vessel]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[grizzled plover]

Have you tried playing ogryn

[old fog]

Freebota complains a lot.

[modest flume]

Nah they just keep alternating with shoving you

[old fog]

Hey bushman

[grizzled plover]

I just be having an episode, I'm usually pretty chipper

[modest flume]

Well well well, if it isn't Magic Friggin Mike

[grizzled plover]

But also we complain because we love DT yk

[old fog]

Hope you've been well dude :)

[modest flume]

Yes

[grizzled plover]

I want Darktide to be the best game it could be

[modest flume]

I play all classes

[grizzled plover]

based

[modest flume]

Vet and Ogryn have most of my playtime though since I get annoyed with randoms and I go "Fine I'll do it myself"

[south valve]

I got re9 so I'm gonna be playing that today

[sage pike]

Man I played last night after not playing in like a year. I am so dog shit

[woven sigil]

Christ its hot out there

[old fog]

It in hell

Ur

[modest flume]

Vet randoms are horrible

[modest flume]

No, you, since you play Ogryn

[fiery wave]

Kink?

[grizzled plover]

We are all based

[feral vessel]

Don't question it.

[fiery wave]

Taste, I guess.

[feral vessel]

Or maybe do..

I don't know, you write smut too, right?

[modest flume]

Ups and downs, but getting there

[little marten]

Is it hot outside U.K. brothers and sisters?

[woven sigil]

Back in here for two minutes and depravity has already hit the chat, carry on folks

[woven sigil]

Yes.

And I wish it wasnt

[old fog]

It was when u got here

[little marten]

ok thank you you just saved me from the jumper cardigan coat trinity of liquid flame death

[old fog]

We need to play soon

[fiery wave]

Yes, some ppl can verify it.

[woven sigil]

Don't see the sun for 4 months and now its here, I want it gone already

[grizzled plover]

Ogryn just wants lifeleeches, ogryn buffs, arbitrator nerfs, less carapace spam, more bugtesting before releases, a 40k themed Stormfiend, new chaos spawn types, more weapons, and a way of obtaining aquilas without paying is this too much to ask

[south valve]

So real

[woven sigil]

Thanks bby

[little marten]

Karien you’ve never sent me any of your work

Is it pay to play?

[old fog]

It is time for breakfast

[feral vessel]

Next time you need a beta reader hit me up, I'm bored.

[old fog]

Have a good day friends

[feral vessel]

Or do you do comms directly?

[feral vessel]

Bai.

[woven sigil]

I grabbed a few London Pride's to make it bearable

[south valve]

Sounds like a beer?

[modest flume]

Supposedly

[south valve]

idk, I don't drink

[fiery wave]

Yes and no. Yes in the, I can maybe write for pay but you can likely get better. No in the, I just write for friends or RP if they are okay with only yuri.

[little marten]

Not sure about that choice of beer but I’ve never drunk it

[modest flume]

Because she never shared any with me when I asked out of curiosity

[woven sigil]

It is indeed a beer, Fuller's brewery, they're pretty solid. Its still actual beer which is more than can be said for most commercially successful brands

[little marten]

It just like to see an excerpt as a fellow writer tbf but I understand if your sphere is your sphere kinda thing

[feral vessel]

only yuri?
holy based

[little marten]

One day I’ll finish something 💀

[south valve]

No toxic yaoi 😔

[feral vessel]

toxic yaoi is good too..

i can write that..

[woven sigil]

What is yuri?

[little marten]

He bends spoons

[feral vessel]

girl on girl romance literature

[fiery wave]

@supple thorn Nobody believes me when I say I write smut.

[south valve]

I belive you

[woven sigil]

Oh, fair enough, I was expecting something much more cringe, I can dig that

[south valve]

I believe you're a freak

👅

sorry

[woven sigil]

Jesus, the thirst is real

[feral vessel]

You should see the shit I read.

Actually no not really, it's been a while since I browsed AO3.

[modest flume]

Some guy who ice skates

[south valve]

No, I told you, I don't drink

[fiery wave]

Is more, is bad. IDK why ppl even want it.

[south valve]

Oh I've heard of that

that's where you get the really degenerate stuff right?

[feral vessel]

If you look.

If you look hard enough, yes.

[modest flume]

I told you before, it's because it's a product of your creativity, and people want to see/read, regardless of how good it is or isn't

Cmon Karien step it up

[feral vessel]

Otherwise it's just Wattpad with a higher bar of quality for some reason.

[fiery wave]

Only yuri. I like wlw, ask @somber stream on what I made him do lul. Is NSFW, it can't be shared here.

[south valve]

Anything on Rannick or...? 👀

just because my friend

you know

[feral vessel]

..forcefem can fix him.

[south valve]

What is that??

[little marten]

Delicate fingers traced ambivalent circles along Jennys nape. Her partners breath was intoxicating, a sweet heat that flustered the bare skin it touched, laced with the scent of peppermint from the gum she had been chewing earlier in the day. “I guess it’s time.” Jenny winked, rolling over to push the button on her ultra 4K oled 120hz monitor. “Time to post Chad ogryns on Darktide discord.”

[woven sigil]

[fiery wave]

Could be half elf half eldritch god spawn x succubus.

[woven sigil]

Hey smut is smut, noone cares once they have their dick in their hands

[south valve]

Bout time I leave

[feral vessel]

No, you're staying here.

[modest flume]

Or just unironically read it for the quality of the writing

[south valve]

Ehhh

Have fun, plant

[fiery wave]

Naw, there's worse on DArt and uhh... other places.

[woven sigil]

I'll read crime novels for that, typically

[feral vessel]

silence, brain..
the penis is thinking

[modest flume]

I don't want to get my rocks off, I want to read the creativity of the writer

[woven sigil]

This guy gets it

[fiery wave]

Other more... adult literature places.

[south valve]

One of the few times I'll say 'lol' and mean it

lol

[feral vessel]

I don't know man, Ao3 is the place where there's literally no rules except for plagiarism, innit?

[modest flume]

I'll read whatever tbh, as long as it's good

[little marten]

How do I earn money for writing salacious spice?!?!

[modest flume]

Even shit like pornhuas, like, I genuinely want to see what's underneath

[fiery wave]

Look, is what it is. Just Asian mentality means you number 1 or you trash.

[modest flume]

You're number 1 to me

[woven sigil]

Up to a point, though I must admit, things that revolve around the human condition/human actions are generally better brain food

[little marten]

Postman x Bailiff
Butcher x Icelands Cashier
Lollipop Lady x Lolipop
Man x Toaster

[fiery wave]

Feminization?

[feral vessel]

also known as forcefem, yuh

[south valve]

Ah yes

the sociological concept

I'm sure it has no other meaning

[feral vessel]

Depends.