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That's all I ever say and never speak again
I mean the algorithm knows you’re half asian soooo
I get ads telling me to move to other countries
It’s doing a good job
They wish they would visit
Aye we're getting the same bullshit here in the UK
Im 41 thousand warhammers old
Did you know that the politicians said that people worried about id stuff were wrong?
Mullvad VPN for complete privacy with some trade off, no but other than that
Proton for speed
And then a day later a massive data-leak happened
"Protect the children" = "Serious government overreach"
I'm using Proton
🙏 Roger that
Protect the children = we need more surveillance and the ability to sell your data because it's profitable
They would never say something as stupid as that, surely... 
Def not
They would NEVER
they're very in touch with the normal people
I'm just putting money aside to move somewhere less shit tbh, fuck this dump in the long term
Take my home. I will not budge.
Take my family. I will not budge.
Take my personal information in exchange for 720p genitalia. I must budge.
can i yap to someone about how i paint plasma
Take my ability to shit-talk others
I will throw moltovs with my shepards sling st you
Don’t ask just pop off queen
U.K. gonna be banning slingshots soon actually
If they not banned already
Comfort and entertainment is the only thing they have on modern human to prevent them from reacting
Take that and people will start seeing things
No they wont
No
fuck yeah
Breads and Circuses
They'll blindly tick whatever box they're told to because the will to be confortable outweighs the will to get a functional government
I will tick whatever box as long as i get to shit-talk people online and then run away like a COWARD afterwards
ill tick whatever box lets me buy more miniatures
i know 
Haha im so stupid and dufnny
Europeans are often surprised by how violent America is. As an American, im surprised we're not MORE violent
bart is gonna be devastated when we tell him this
SHHH CANNED HEAT IS ON
There's 350 million Americans. We have more than 1 gun per person and systemic poverty. America not being relentlessly gripped by nationwide, GTA levels of violence seems statistically anomalous
any day now I will receive the convicts role and be allowed to send my art out to the world
🐟
look at this cool fish I found
👶
that is indeed a very cool fish
anyways, its like 100-200 messages
but they are time limited iirc
so you cant spam messeages
gotta wait inbetween them
eugh
IP grabber
you'll get it soon enough
god forbid I be able to nitro the server and gain access to do stuff
it goes by fast
one of us
just talk about a class or something in the class chats
or talk about your art here
what kind of art do you do?
how about we talk about the fact that psyker has objectively the best cosmetics
we can discuss why feet are so damn hard to draw
ts pmo
real
I find hands much more complex than feet
friend was just talking about that last night
I can't make my adepta sororita with veteran 😔
love their capes
feet are fun to draw
yeah, hands i have a way easier time doing, i just dont draw enough feet :^)
It's easier to form the basic shapes of feet, hard to master the details
uhhh I typically do realism with pencil + paper after I quit digital (it took too long), I do semi realism now because its easier and I'm kinda out of the loop cause I haven't made much art in like a year or two
the woes of doing hades 2 fanart, barefeet 😩
Lewd
looking up feet reference pics like a pervert
i took pill for headache
peak mentioned
cool to hear, I always love looking at the different kinds of art people draw. I somehow always seem to get into the art groups whereever I go
even though I dont draw
Feet sketch layer reveal when
okay dude
Truest true to ever truthed btw
i can post it but i cant post anything else from it
Working on a similar piece myself

Make Miyazaki proud
working on this adepta sororita from my psyker
this game is so peak
i still can't get through half of the missions because my teamates are generally without brains
lower diffs are rough because yeah ppl dont know how to play 🥴 gotta tough it out a bit
It gets hard before it gets better
cause why did you all just run past the beast of nurgle into a firing line with a ton of guard rails you can be knocked off by the beast of nurgle
Sometime, the other way around
and then a plague ogyrn jumps in too
kms
And it still isnt dangerous 
ye ole chicken leg
i've gotten to the boss on the 4th mission on my new slot 5 times
and we keep dying because these mfs get the boss to 1 tap and as soon as I go down because theres 5 gunners stacked in the back they just become incapable of living
because there's a hail of gunfire from the automatic machineguns whailing on them plus the boss hounding them
i feel like veteran should get more specialist weapons
atp I'm just gonna play support and hope my teamates aren't braindead enough to lose to a single elite enemy
it lowk needs more
Vet gets more specialist weapons, but in return, Scum gets the Shovel, deal?
why does it NOT have access to the flamer?
uh sure ig
the fact scum doesn't have access to the shovel is weird
shove is kinda shit anyways

It has the best moveset in the game, chu talkin about
Numerically its kinda average, but that moveset is absolutely S-tier
as a stan who always uses chainsword I cannot
shove attack is good, i think the base shove is def mid though
ive never really been into the shovel, but it was the same with tac axe until recently and now i cant get enough of the taxe
Ye TacAxe is also goated
not a fan of the tax
, crazy lol
The humble shovel shoved Newbies from malice to Auric ever since closed beta
using the adepta sororitas build goes hard, veteran with plasma pistol and assault chainsword / psyker with bolt pistol and assault chainsword brainburst
Can't think of a better starting weapon tbh
Not to Auric, it wasnt a thing back then
As in, from then till now
i mean, i am now 
Probably time to pick the Shovel up again then 
oh yeah, ill give it a decent shot once im done with taxe
i also gotta use dclaw more
Kinda mostly a Scum weapon at this point that is
dclaw?
devils claw
me core
heavy sword 🤤
I used to do that, but one of us inevitably got bored 
I need variety lmao
Found 1 of the 5 players who use the thing
thammer is so fun, i used it for the ogryn event, and early expeditions
i hope they add more maps soon
its nice that we had 8 nodes or whatever but theyre all on the same map
yeah thats me rn, gotta add the variety to keep it interesting
Idk about underrated, its always been pretty crazy, just had less going for it when the game had ever increasing amounts of armour
Crucis or Ironhelm?

i was gonna get diablo 4 but
id have to log in and look idk off the top of my head
looks like people are hating it
Time to sleep
That would be more interersting, but I would honestly rather see Vet get Plasma Pistol
Hellgun
Has model
In the concept
Still unplayable
i just want something different
So is crusher hammer
The veteran mains yearn for the heavy mg in the class art
Real
(Me, I’m a former vet main.)
I feel the suffering
Even though I haven’t played vet in months.
I will always play vet
wouldnt a hellgun require a backpack
Oll, what on earth is your picture
I think it's a balancing issue more than anything that's preventing the thing from manifesting
I’m afraid to ask
and wouldnt that conflict with backpack cosmetics
i looked, its crucis :>
:)
It's stronger, faster than a normal las rifle
id rather have a badass gun than a backpack
Would render the recon las obsolette
Good day ALL, just got Dark Tide this week, anyone interested in playing together and explaining the Warhammer universe?
ight gonna do a warm up match then try out expeditions
everything sucks
a billion people die everyday
i think i did a very good job at explaining warhammer 😎
in game or the universe?
Yes
Yes
you kill like 2000 people most missions so
so what your saying is i should go back to Fallout?
i love corpse starch!
Is AK for Alaska?
Rations! 
no like the gun
science textbook diagram off of evolution
No, most people are dead in Fallout, in this universe, you get to be the ones that kill them
backpack for no melee
but nah its just initials rly so
Do not the gun
gunpowder tasty, kinda spicy
well darktide seems good so far, but i think im too dumb right not to understand all the lore but killing waves is always fun
nini
Has there been any talk about implementing being able to manually sort your list of operatives? I’d like my main on top.
that would be nice
if anyone wants to go on some missions add me (Snowiertoast)
interesting thing is, that kappa with the 30 min time limit, feels like the "best" expedition. says a lot that the one map, were the core mechanic of the timer is DOUBLED is the most fun.
you can also post a lfg in #vox-lfg-lexicanum , whatever region ur in
After unlocking everything and playing all the nodes quite a while I kinda loathe the 15 min time limit. The main play of expeditions is "find a route". You don't actually try to avoid certain objectives or "make decisions". you only start doing that after something went wrong and it is dictated by the time limit.
has expeditions felt harder today?
they felt dead easy even on auric yesterday
but now even damnation seems super hard
on auric? not really. a lot depends if your team is shooting pats
the "ideal" run is skipping as much as possible. if you pull pats and not relocate before the reinforcements show up, you can have quite a fight on your hand.
good tip, done, THANKS
yeah the one with 25 min is the most fun, just do everything and gg

there are nodes with more time limit but u gotta unlock em
still can't find a good party who won't go down yet
yeah :\
Hello
meowdy
meow
crowbar gameplay is so unbearable
U dont like doing 0 dmg?
i like the crowbar 
i cant stand it 😭
I didnt try the updated one yet tbh
it feels so heavy and clunky but at the same time so weak
i am become gordon freeman
After his divorce and meth addiction
Crowbar the world
replace sfx to hl1 crowbar sfx
surely theres a mod

They are in the APCs!
Who
You meant Kriegers?
no
👆
im hoping and praying that steel legion is there too, theres just obviously a lot more cadians and krieg
FOR SNEEEEEEEED
the blunt end is way better from what i remember
Lmao
You wish
They posted a video earlier where they taught people how to paint krieg like steel legion
Basically killed the regiment for krieg slop
Ill dm you it
Aaaa
I bet a sandbag aims better than you
it wasnt even a good paint scheme, they didn't even use Zamesi Desert or Steel legion drab
Came out looking beige
Do you mean kappa? I talked about it. The additional zone maps exist, too. Still 15 minutes feels way too short.
Avg GW move
Retcon something and replace it with domerhing shitty
expeditions: 15 minutes will never feel so short
Get better and be faster
yey
good, or else 
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ymtlv0jp/yarrick-animation-worth-a-re-watch/
New Armageddon Steel Legion lore:
"Yeah they kinda died out lol"
Its strange to say, but Darktide probably has probably been the last big 40k "thing" to feature the steel legion or acknowledge their existence
Crusade for armageddon defiantly didnt
"Armageddon has been at war for generations now, and the world’s original Steel Legion defenders have been worn down to a fraction of their original strength. There are still plenty of them about, though they now represent just a fraction of the expansive Astra Militarum forces deployed across the world, supplemented by regiments from every corner of the Imperium."
Lmao
Meanwhile Cadia had their home planet blown to bits, yet still shitting out regiments left and right everywhere
Gw is shit
I love how their excuse is that krieg were a oaint scheme for steel legion
I just dont understand why they went that extra bit to drive home "no more steel legion, ever"
Quadruple down on that fact
All this drama wouldn't even exist if they had to homeworld's regiment defending it btw
Its just soo weirdly vindictive
Guys
I dont double down this much
I genuinely think i mightve had a kid with another me and he's working at GW as their ceo
................I still wont buy krieg minis
Me neither
Thank the emperor for tiny legend
How hard is it to just give the steel legion some of their own action?
Going out their way to kill off the regiment is just weird
Like you want more steel legion outfits?
I've said here before, GW is all about that profit, their procedure is:
Design department will come up with new minis, marketing and story department will then work around that mini, coming up with material and stories to push the sale
they are going the ultramarines path
I thought we all knew the main point of lore was to shift plastic
Barbie’s plastic
So by doing this, they're saving themselves the money to develop a whole new regiment since SL old metal line cased production around 2020
I thought so too, maybe in the past when GW was still a hobbyist first company
Skimmed that lol, no not everyone think so
Its hard to sympathetic towards the million-dollar company
kriegs were on forgeworld site, they were premium resin models, now that they became popular, GW want to tap them into the mainstream market and convert to plastic, meanwhile the marketing helps to boost plastic krieg sales
Ultimately, my issue isn't with the lack of a feature from the steel legion, its the weird vindictiveness of killing off the entire regiment for no reason
shades of the end times
still haven't forgiven gw for that one
might also be the reason why we keep getting krieg outfits in slopshop
Thanks for this comment. I dont actually know how this addresses anything but good for you to comment.
I am personally going to try the arts since I am bored of everything
Thank you
There are many reasons on the air right now, i don't know if they're accurate but one of them is because
"The current SL design language is too problematic, since it's a remnant of 40K old times, containing heavy Nazi germany imagery"
No problem. Have the day you deserve.
Tung tung
SL being Fallschirmjäger with the Lightning bolt icon
🥰

good luck
Ima go honest
its 100 percent the reason, Krieg has always been casual's first regiment
Thank you
the ultramarines of guardsmen
I dont know a single human on this earth that cared about what a little miniature had on it
Won't give a shit if someone steals it as long my influence is spread
Plenty, don't forget GW tried to push out female face for Space marines
Would Starbucks kill Melk?
Also because I am a pirate
Difference is that is retconning lore
GW, give 0 fucks to lore
The steel legion looked cool
You should know this by now
Give me 5g of magic shrooms and watch me write
Warhammer was a satire hobby
Warhammer for me is an outlet for those dark pulses
They're more the black templars, if I'm honest
This show seems like generic “adventurer anime” slop
A shame. It has decent character art
Elaborate
Jack of trades
GW probably wants to save money by shutting down SL printing and say, look you can just paint the kriegs yellow
a jack that is electriciian plumber and woodworker at once
“Jack of all trades, master of none. Better than a master of one.”
Is the phrase
“Jack of all trades, party of none” is a show
I stopped investing into stories for this kind of shit
The
Don’t you guys think a major factor for discontinuing the steel legion are/were sales numbers?
Steel Legion are very popular
I am putting you in the forever box
so steel legion became alternative scheme for krieg? oh irony
krieg rakes in easier money.
It is the single metal model that got supported for over 10 years, all the way till 2020
The question is compared to what. Are there other things that promise easier revenue? Why do space marines and specifically ultra marines get so much love? In terms of guards… Krieg even more popular?
Eldar problem
…10 minutes in and its very much slop
Ill give it to the end of the episode
question
why is the dump stat for the dueling sword mk4 cleave, but mobility only on the mk2?
the dump stat on mine is mobility but i prefer the mk4
Hi bored af
And can't afford
I'm Krieg_Hater
I found out what that second piece of music Helldivers shorts like pasting everywhere next to Disposal Unit (IM)
im gonna strip the paint from my techmarine and commander farsight
It’s pretty good actually
Oh wow.....anyways
then repaint them but better 
Poor
@astral basin
@rancid shore
There is no official data and poll from GW, but based on public consensus, top 3 regiments are:
#1 Cadian
#2 Krieg
#3 Steel Legion
Has always been a thing since i first got into warhammer over a decade ago
Don’t actually know. Always thought cleave is dump with riposte, otherwise mobility.
fuck cadians
We all know Cadians deserve nothing better than 3rd if at all getting 3rd I think they should be lower
Even Ultramarines are better
Cadians would be ok if they werent THE guard regiment
starship troopers, yeah, I'm into it
The fact Cadians are the deafault and have that armour ruins it for every other regiment that doesn’t use special gear for me
Where are vostroyans and maccabians on that list
Krieg are the best ones simply cause they are WW1 based with siege equipment
Steel Legion get second
Maccabian get 1
For pretty similar reasons to Krieg but WW2 edition
Cadians deserve last
Even the Moebian 6th are better than them
nah, krieg is worse
Krieg stole their culture from Maccabians
Mrm
Cadians deserve their ranking because of just how determined and trained they are
Cadians deserve nothing
I found the guy that GW removed the steel legion for
They are as annoying as those damn Black Templars
Especially their fans always saying “Cadia Stands”
And?
They're canonically obnoxious
Krieg fans are more annoying
Waiting on my noodles to cool down
But
They have spice
So it may not happened
This is true
palanites are based
Honestly the Loose Cannons interactions with the Cadian are great I think
i wouldnt call them the best regiment but theyre based
Cadians were always here and they're the G.I of the 40k universe, let's be real
Cause they piss them off
Krieg appeared
cadia was far better than krieg
Why did this slop show have so muvh exposition?
I wanted proof that its a power scaling nightmare
I just find them to be painfully boring
Im so hyped for Kriegstroyans
Not their fault people like Siege warfare against literally anything than Tank warfare against Orks
Kriegians
This whole SL dismantling is honestly weird and unjustified considering how popular they were, are to the community
Kriegxxians
All they had to do
All they had to do
SL is nothing without Orks
Was when the guy says "some of you have lived and aged old here"
Buat
Therefore cause the only Knowlege most people have on Orks is “haha silly” they don’t get shit
Who do the cadians represent most?
As a statesman, my mind only really goes to US Navy Marines
United Stayes
Or army grunt tbh
Same with the catachan
Shades of the end times, weirdly vindictive for no other reason then being vindictive
Cadians are the US military in space
Catachan is US in Vietnam in space
The catachan are based off vietnam war us soldiers
And predator films
That's right guys
Rambo flavored jungle fighters
The coolest and most badass regiment is an american regiment
They aren’t the coolest whatsoever
All eastern europeans just gave their skulls ventilation
That would be the Krieg for their Artillery or Steel Legion for their tanks
Depends whether you like big and stationary or smaller and moving
Krieg are known for digging in
Steel Legion like tanks
Catachan like being badass
Maccabians are suicidal
Catachan are meaningless
🤨🕶️🤏
I vibe with giant cannons
I swear if that’s where they got the Krieg are suicidal shit from
It is
Also btw Brunt in darktide is Catachan
So without Catachans no Brunt
Whichever fucking idiots thought that those were Krieg despite being several damn letters longer and not having even the same starting letters must’ve had a lobotomy
There’s still not Brunt either way cause he’s missing
He's sneaky
i cant wait to repaint my techmarine,,,,,
I think there's new dialogue of him possibly being un the sands
For the Emperor,
For the Omnissiah.
why the FUCK would you ping me and respond if you DON'T KNOW
To inform you that they don’t know duh
Ky bet is Brunt is either in the sister hive or in the sands doing uncover operations
He’s being irrelevant basically
krieg catachan wen?
Or being a set-piece currently
He always was :3
Cause that means nothing to our group of 4 random dick heads
My bet is a reveal for the genestealers if they show up
Also Brunt helped recruit Zola
And was Rannick's mental support
Didn’t he break down her door
Kind of like how Cheetah's get golden retrievers when young
No i think rannick opened it with a master key
Either way if he did that's funnier
They do seem to be about as intelligent as each other
Especially with Rannick saying we can use a switch as a switch or something like that
I do remember that the shady guy says “it’s a pleasure watching you work Ivan” I think
i love brunt
No
He was talking to Rannick when he comes by to yap
The factory mission I think
Clandestine Gloriana or something
You gotta be more specific than a factor mission
The one where you make the fucking steel
Like 4 of them are in factories
Yeah that's Swagger
Dumbass
THE factory one
Nobody cares about the other factory ones
swagger is a taller and male version of me
We love our Snowy factory or foundry
He is also more attractive
Does that mean your short
very

anyway Xereus purple is a good colour for the mechanicus
Probably a Heretek colour
But it looks nice
Nicer than the red anyway
Oh yeah i forgot
They need to darken the red a bit too bright
Yeah hadron and swagger should fuck
It's the secret cutscene when you best the game
i hate swagger though
he watched me and aki get pounded by poxbursters and didnt even do anything
Pretty sure he paid the heretics for info on the steel too
Push… The…. Button… To… Start. Production…. Love how slow he says things
He probably never says that but
Dod ypu know people dont like hom when he speaks?
It seems on brand for them talking down to our dumbasses
Mandated Edict
Death
Hadron is mean to us to instill discipline
Kayex sells 🦏 pills to new recruits on the low
Kayex is probably sitting in his LazyBoy chair rage-baiting Brahms
What’s his name it’s like Enginseer KX something but he’s usually called Kayex
Enginseer KX-8
I like when he orgasms into my ear when i scan something
It’s funny cuz 8 looks like balls
Haha
He does seem to annoy her when giving her information about the ship not working right
Kayex has a penis in his name
This is how you know he's a sude
He's 400 years old
He probably genuinely doesnt have anyrhing betrer to do
Kayex seems like that uncle who drinks alone and it just super into nascar or something and passionate about hobbies and just doing his own thing
Like he doesn’t have any baggage
He’s just doing what he loves
Woodworking or something
Kayex reminds me of my grandpa because of how he talks
Where he would sit out in the garage tinkering with mouse traps and smoking
He’d make a model train set on a random Tuesday
Yeah like he was at those parties where all the uncles and grandfathers were smoking and playing cards gambling
Kayex would be good at whittling
He would bet on horse races
Mech horse races
And wiuldnt use a slot machine
I imagined him playing some card game
Robots would kick ass as math shit like cards
He would keep 2 aces ip his sleeve instead of the one
How could you stop him from counting cards
He doesn’t have any tells
It’s not like his eye cybernetic will glow brighter or soemtning
Fuck robots
Cheating at gambling
Skynet took my mortgage
you know what this place needs?
More cadia?
a giant gazebo
So
What’s a gazebo even
Ryan Gosling confirmed to watch Vtubers
Is a gazebo just a structure you can chill in like a little porch not attached to a house
I like spiders
Out of all the bugs we should ally with them
Im kidding
Think about it
I spooked it with my toe
The ants have classism
It'll die to the daddy long legs or wolf spiders here anyways
Spiders kill kissing bugs
I keep rhe ones in my house employed
Some spiders kill other spiders even
They self regulate
I bet if you gave a giant spider some Coke and booze he would be chill
Probably be down to start a podcast
I imagine spiders like Coke a cola
For obvious reasons
Lose 3 games in a row because people want to run around like headless chickens, about to complete a mission finally, get disconnected with a ton of error codes popping up. Feels bad 🙁
to potentially know why you think the dump stat changes with the mark. the source where you got that info from. To exchange info potentially but I guess conversation here is something different.
The guide to dump stats I use can be found here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ftJZuivw8sX-W1kXbJKl8W8aX7m9dFZYQ07jEGCymWs/edit?gid=0#gid=0
Fellas
Heya missus
hi jo
joe fartalozi

vibin' it
thank you i love you and i am so sincerely sorry
other question
what is the point of the expeditions besides event rewards
is it just dockets?
video game
explore and uh...yea
collect scrap
number go up
Fun
🔥
well yes but what does the scrap give beyond the event
is there a point to doing them after completing event rewards?
Don't tell this guy about penances
what
why would i care about penances
Is there a point to playing the game after you've done all the penances?
yes
Good morning Hive Tertium.
barrel randoms
help! Help! i’m being repressed!
I grew closer to become Ryan Gosling with every passing day
Licht
Lucia?
🥖 🍷 ⚜️ 🏳️
Should I get into arguments on reddit
🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸
that's one of the main points of criticism of the mode. that it more or less rewards you just to play the mode more and does not have any other special incentives (the cosmetics are overlooked or ignored I guess?).
Frog
how?
shout out to the hero who spams markers 24/7 "go there, go there, go there" - without you I would never have won the expedition
I just like stupid movie quotes; I’m bored.

not with that attitude
When was the last time you sleep past 10AM?
today
same
damn this lamb kabsa i made yesterday taste even better
I get this lasting headache and sense of dread for the entire day should i ever sleep past 10AM
Unless i go to bed super late
Take a picture of the final product next time then send to #ogryn-class
oogh i didnt take a pic yesterday, now its just reheated
Next time
Reminds me of that 15-in-1-Gel fur men
huhhh
if i use three curios with the 10% ordo dockets in ALL THREE PERK SLOTS, what happens?
cuz i was led to believe that the limit from curios was 10% each for a 30% total
Hi Clockwork, Hi Ave, Hi Goober, Hi Garut, Hi Licht, I already said hi to Missus.
nothing, since it is impossible
or is it? for that perk?
yea
usually you cant double up on curio perks but I practically never used the docket one
And, hi Hank.
hello!
it only replaced one
i feel like this gamemode just copied nightreign
am i alone in that feeling
I had a dream where people peed on me and so I killed all of them with the hive scum shivs
Hi chat
Kill you with shivs? Yeah same
Anyway
Mods, kill that guy with hammers
How many?
How do you relate a FPS horde shooter with Nighreign
honestly that sounds like something someone would dream
so the expedition gamemode doesn't feel like nightreign to you in the sense that you are
running across the map for resources specifically at set POIs
in zones / nights
with a large final fight at the end
it's baby nightreign
literacy is dead
POIs, day/night cycle and fighting zones are indeed a Nightreign exclusive thing
W nightreign
the actual formula of gameplay feels like nightreign
One could say, a Reign-type game
could the rejects beat a soulgrinder 🤔
Its an extraction formula
But no pvp
Id say its closer to rainbow six: extraction
Like. Far closer
R6:E mention in big 2026
But sol, Nightreign also doesn't have PvP
if you consider neightreign a really expensive standalone dlc of elden ring you could say it does XD
haven't played
but thats just me being inflammatory
i do hope expeditions comes with a big bossfight eventually
i do indeed consider nightreign a very expensive standalone dlc
likely daemon of the sands
is there a risk of rain
sote shouldn't have been eligible for goty
Take my word for it
You dont need to lmao
sote was just... not great
.... how?
wasn't a fan of most of the boss fights
and the exploration was kinda boring
bayle and the dahn were fun
but that's moreso because of novelty
the dahn is objectively a bad boss
That's a take I've not heard
the only true GEM from the dlc was igon
Shadows?
of the erdtree
Ah
I would agree dlc should not be eligible
but game awards is kinda jank and dumb
nowadays
"its big enough to be its own game!"
To be fair, FROMSOFT DLCs tend to be REALLY expansive even if they're smaller
Like the Oolacile DLC for Dark Souls 1 was not big by any stretch but it added a lot to the game
that is a hell of a take and im 50/50 on it actually being valid or not
ig like ringed city
Ringed City was phenomenal
Yeah fromsoft's DLCs almost never disappoint
From doesn't make bad games though
im looking at sunken king DLC from ds2
oh
but as far as sote goes
the climax fight was meh
bayle was the gem
rellana was an excuse
the other two mandatory bosses are just so boring
hiii cyrus
that shit is just bad
Nightreign is eldenring with battle royale inspiration
Expeditions has objective zones within map segments, and forced movement between segments
i'd honestly say rakshasa was more fun than half the dlc bosses
They are pretty much the ONLY AAA studio that consistently delivers pre-order worthy titles
hi hi
The Old Hunters was beyond peak
Im convinced you're ragebaiting gamer you have the main character of the whole DLC as your profile pic
add my favourite armour set in that entire game
Ive never played er dlc
Honestly. I never finished the game
Melenia and radagon level checked me pretty bad.
Added my beloved whirligig saw
cuz i like the character, not the fight
Well, favourite hat. Old Hunter Hat with the Charred Coat is peak design
malenia is an easy boss with two dumb moves
and radagon is... not a check?
radagon is one of the only fights in ER that i would say is straight up a "learn the moveset"
I wished I could of enjoyed the face pace of For Answer
he is piss easy once you understand him, but before that he is a nightmare
Hoarah, maliketh
Maliketh is invalidated by claw
Melania is the only boss that ever has gotten me to rage to the point of destroying something
Hoarah Loux is invalidated by stepping to the side a little
I always want to try new builds in games like Elden Ring or Dark Souls and inevitably I just end up going BIG SORD GOES BONK
radagon has a SINGULAR move you can dodge by just good movement rather than dodging at the right moment, and its his projectile attack
I could just not comprehend the timing to dodge
tbf waterfowl is straight up
dodge into, into, away, away, into, away, stay away till the last hit goes off
ugh
or yknow you just get a single frozen pot 
Lol
Just toss a frost pot at her when she rises
exactly
Yup, frostbite is technically a Poise hit
Melenia was said to be one of the most bothersome bosses in the game
I was an offline player. I didnt get the “let me solo her” experience
Water fowl and combo recovery speed was a problem
And. Like i said. I was level checked. I didnt have enough of any stat. Two 40s, and a handful of 25s. I think i was 160ish? Brute forcing with bloodflame stuffs
its like thwacking her over the head with a giant crusher
TWO 40'S???
I eventually killed her with dual greatswords
BRO YOU WERE WAY MORE THAN LEVELLED ENOUGH
Dragonslayer+ Malikeths (I was faith/strength)
were you running the elon musk build the fuck
"build"
There were so many times where i lost to her second while she was at like. 20%
two 40s is arguably overkill for any boss im gonna be honest
Like everything that nazi touches, it wasn't a build so much as a pile of shit.

I have to go back to Bloodborne and finish off Kos he's drained all my resources so I don't wanna go back and farm healing items qq
"I need two shields" Bitch you need no shields you're just a dumbass.
I still remember someone doing an actual, honest playthrough with it, the same mf that beat the game blindfolded
Betcha it was harder than beating the game blind
Dex and arcane
25 on end, vig, str, and something else
You need more HP
Bloodhounds fang, and blood flame stuffs
I don't do anything in ER until I farm for enough runes to get 30 VIG
And that's only to start. That shit is going up later
i tend to go for 25 usually, then pump to 40 on the DLC
but yeah 25 is really low for malenia
I wasnt relying on bleed
Bleed was a sub effect
I only leveled arcane for the ability to use said spells
Mostly the spray spell mohg uses way too much
Cheesing maliketh w dance staff was funny tho. I fought tooth and nail to kill mohg after varre sent me there from liurnia
Ngl some of the most fun ive ever had in the souls series were miracle/faith builds
Bloodhound fang was enough of a beaty stick on its own
I enjoyed the dash ash
Jump attack slamming
I think one of the best builds I ever made was a FTH/LCK build in DS3
Just all the HP regen
Like I'd get backstabbed or riposted and have more HP after the animation than I started with
Faith was busted in ds3
Had most of the strong spells
And the utility spell noone left home without
Just imagine fighting an unkillable cleric that can only bean you with a blunt swird that does more damage than it reasonably should
DS3 is good but DS2 is best.
DS1, I hate to say it, aged poorly.
Like I LIKE DS1 but it's SO JANKY
I never liked ds1
It's a great map
The rolling sucked
Yeah the combat was janky.
Too many gimmick encounters as well
Like. The only place i liked was the dark forest w the shrubs
Minus the oversized panther section
DS2's downsides are all surmountable - Soul Memory was never that bad and Adaptability is a stat you need 24 in and then can be ignored forever - and it has so much build variety
Mfw i fell for the bonfire ascetic trap at dragons aerie
DS3 has one major downside
They got rid of the top tier drip called the Wanderer's Set
Now they did give us the Black Hand set but it's not the same
Wear abyss watchers set then
I find claw harder to use imo
Ehhh Abyss Watchers isn't as fun as Black Hand
Abyss Watcher gloves absolutely matches the Black Hand coat though
Black Hand top, Crystal Mage hat, Abyss Watcher gloves, Fallen Knight legs.
Good drip
Abyss watchers was my favorite boss ngl
Perfect balance of well telegraphed and flashy
I liked the Spear of the Church fight
And Nameless King
Fucking hate Pontiff
That asshole needs to go to hell
Pontiff was fun ngl lmao
Eh, I've walked in to get instantly destroyed too many times to count
He's not an easy fight
Ds3 was the only souls game i bothered learning how to parry in
Bc of the farron gsword
And pontiff was one of them that i got a few parries off on
Now, he's easier with the right status effects because you build it on him and his stand individually but they share a health bar
Pontiff sullyvahn
His fire and magic swords
And his ghost
Impressionable fight
The enemies of the area had me tiffed tho ngl
The living armor fight was exciting too tho
Big axe and shield slams
@ripe tangle What do you call a drunk Texan
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An Y'allcoholic
Just learned about this one, it's right up there next to that Chinese Texan for me
Sol, how do a Chinese Texan greet one another?
Tell me
Mods. Kill this man.
Funniest shit ever
this was my experience trying to play it after playing ER as my first soulsgame
so jarring
ngl I gave up after a few hours
It was fine when it was the One
ohhhh im tiding my dark
And it still has a GREAT map
yeah I could tell the map design was great but it's so hostile to the player and janky in ways that ER obviously wasnt
But the movement and combat are so janky compared to modern fromsofties that it's really nigh unplayable
yeah lol
Evening my fellow Americans
im thinking of giving it another attempt
Dark Souls 2 has much smoother combat, though it's still very slow
DS2 also relies on spacing a lot but the advantage to DS2 is that you can make any weapon viable.
Like straight up there are builds that use the broken sword
Just get two +10 Mundane Broken Swords and powerstance them
Ds2 excelled in its scenery
Everyone wants to hate the game for the amount of mechanics they didnt like, but tbh a game is more than that
i just got back, dark souls talk o:
dark souls 2 scenery was very good
ds2 just needed better location progression that made sense, the gameplay was actually so goood
Also let's not ignore one of the best soulslikes to ever exist: Lies of P
especially pvp
very interconnected map
1 still holds its place in my heart but 3 was probably the best mechanically
roll slop games, i sleep
sounds like a skill issue
Fun fact
Havel's armour with the DGH in DS1
If you had both the FaP Ring and Havel's ring along with 69 END, you could midroll
you all must be vigor checked...
Parry then
Yeag. 69 END
wrong in lotf shield actually works like it should
2 more than 67, a shame truly
fap ring you say? 
TBF, it does stand for Favour and Protection
why did i have to kill sif
Reached level 30 on Veteran
as much as i like dark souls and elden ring, i liked the one and done games more like sekiro or bloodborne tbh
I wish guard counters were a thing in ds2
I used those shields a lot
Like. Sword and board the entire way
Two greatsword
Heavy axe and fire magic
Bloodtinge cannon/bloodletter build here
in lotf i used heavy shield and mace
i never used cannon in bb
Put faith in gun
Ider what i ended the game with tbh
i liked the dex weapons



