#general-chat

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woven sigil
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I don't think you're old enough for that KEKW_ogryn

old fog
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That's all I ever say and never speak again

little marten
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I mean the algorithm knows you’re half asian soooo

visual vortex
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I get ads telling me to move to other countries

little marten
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It’s doing a good job

visual vortex
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They wish they would visit

woven sigil
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Aye we're getting the same bullshit here in the UK

visual vortex
visual vortex
somber stream
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Mullvad VPN for complete privacy with some trade off, no but other than that

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Proton for speed

visual vortex
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And then a day later a massive data-leak happened

woven sigil
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"Protect the children" = "Serious government overreach"

somber stream
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I'm using Proton

little marten
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🙏 Roger that

visual vortex
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Protect the children = we need more surveillance and the ability to sell your data because it's profitable

woven sigil
visual vortex
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They would NEVER

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they're very in touch with the normal people

woven sigil
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I'm just putting money aside to move somewhere less shit tbh, fuck this dump in the long term

little marten
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Take my home. I will not budge.

Take my family. I will not budge.

Take my personal information in exchange for 720p genitalia. I must budge.

dire kayak
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can i yap to someone about how i paint plasma

visual vortex
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Take my ability to shit-talk others

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I will throw moltovs with my shepards sling st you

little marten
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U.K. gonna be banning slingshots soon actually

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If they not banned already

somber stream
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Comfort and entertainment is the only thing they have on modern human to prevent them from reacting

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Take that and people will start seeing things

woven sigil
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No they wont

visual vortex
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No

dire kayak
visual vortex
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Breads and Circuses

woven sigil
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They'll blindly tick whatever box they're told to because the will to be confortable outweighs the will to get a functional government

visual vortex
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I will tick whatever box as long as i get to shit-talk people online and then run away like a COWARD afterwards

dire kayak
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ill tick whatever box lets me buy more miniatures

visual vortex
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That's called a job application

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Hi karien

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Haha

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Karien sounds like karen

dire kayak
visual vortex
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Haha im so stupid and dufnny

dry merlin
dire kayak
whole glade
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SHHH CANNED HEAT IS ON

dry merlin
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There's 350 million Americans. We have more than 1 gun per person and systemic poverty. America not being relentlessly gripped by nationwide, GTA levels of violence seems statistically anomalous

unreal vigil
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any day now I will receive the convicts role and be allowed to send my art out to the world

thick coyote
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Pink

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🫵

stark bobcat
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look at this cool fish I found

somber stream
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👶

unreal vigil
stark bobcat
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anyways, its like 100-200 messages

stark bobcat
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but they are time limited iirc

stark bobcat
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so you cant spam messeages

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gotta wait inbetween them

unreal vigil
thick coyote
stark bobcat
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you'll get it soon enough

unreal vigil
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god forbid I be able to nitro the server and gain access to do stuff

stark bobcat
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it goes by fast

dire kayak
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one of us

stark bobcat
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just talk about a class or something in the class chats

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or talk about your art here

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what kind of art do you do?

unreal vigil
fallen tree
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we can discuss why feet are so damn hard to draw

unreal vigil
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ts pmo

somber stream
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I find hands much more complex than feet

stark bobcat
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friend was just talking about that last night

unreal vigil
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I can't make my adepta sororita with veteran 😔

stark bobcat
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love their capes

unreal vigil
fallen tree
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yeah, hands i have a way easier time doing, i just dont draw enough feet :^)

somber stream
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It's easier to form the basic shapes of feet, hard to master the details

unreal vigil
# stark bobcat what kind of art do you do?

uhhh I typically do realism with pencil + paper after I quit digital (it took too long), I do semi realism now because its easier and I'm kinda out of the loop cause I haven't made much art in like a year or two

fallen tree
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the woes of doing hades 2 fanart, barefeet 😩

somber stream
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Lewd

fallen tree
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looking up feet reference pics like a pervert

dire kayak
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i took pill for headache

unreal vigil
stark bobcat
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even though I dont draw

somber stream
stiff elbow
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okay dude

thick coyote
fallen tree
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i can post it but i cant post anything else from itKEKW_ogryn

somber stream
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Working on a similar piece myself

fallen tree
somber stream
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Make Miyazaki proud

fallen tree
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oh yeah

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the master

unreal vigil
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working on this adepta sororita from my psyker

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this game is so peak

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i still can't get through half of the missions because my teamates are generally without brains

fallen tree
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lower diffs are rough because yeah ppl dont know how to play 🥴 gotta tough it out a bit

somber stream
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It gets hard before it gets better

unreal vigil
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cause why did you all just run past the beast of nurgle into a firing line with a ton of guard rails you can be knocked off by the beast of nurgle

somber stream
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Sometime, the other way around

unreal vigil
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and then a plague ogyrn jumps in too

quaint moss
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it jumps now

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wow

unreal vigil
woven sigil
stiff elbow
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one of the monstrosities jumps in as its first attack

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the chaos spawn

quaint moss
unreal vigil
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i've gotten to the boss on the 4th mission on my new slot 5 times

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and we keep dying because these mfs get the boss to 1 tap and as soon as I go down because theres 5 gunners stacked in the back they just become incapable of living

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because there's a hail of gunfire from the automatic machineguns whailing on them plus the boss hounding them

stiff elbow
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i feel like veteran should get more specialist weapons

unreal vigil
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atp I'm just gonna play support and hope my teamates aren't braindead enough to lose to a single elite enemy

unreal vigil
woven sigil
unreal vigil
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why does it NOT have access to the flamer?

unreal vigil
stiff elbow
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shove is kinda shit anyways

woven sigil
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It has the best moveset in the game, chu talkin about

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Numerically its kinda average, but that moveset is absolutely S-tier

unreal vigil
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as a stan who always uses chainsword I cannot

quaint moss
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shove attack is good, i think the base shove is def mid though

fallen tree
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ive never really been into the shovel, but it was the same with tac axe until recently and now i cant get enough of the taxe

woven sigil
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Ye TacAxe is also goated

quaint moss
somber stream
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The humble shovel shoved Newbies from malice to Auric ever since closed beta

unreal vigil
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using the adepta sororitas build goes hard, veteran with plasma pistol and assault chainsword / psyker with bolt pistol and assault chainsword brainburst

somber stream
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Can't think of a better starting weapon tbh

woven sigil
somber stream
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As in, from then till now

woven sigil
quaint moss
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axe fun

fallen tree
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oh yeah, ill give it a decent shot once im done with taxe

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i also gotta use dclaw more

woven sigil
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Kinda mostly a Scum weapon at this point that is

fallen tree
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i kinda just pick one and stick with it, its a bad habit

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oh thats fine, scum is fun

unreal vigil
fallen tree
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devils claw

stiff elbow
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heavy sword 🤤

hazy kestrel
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I haven’t used anything but thammer for like about a year now.

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Send halp

woven sigil
hazy kestrel
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I need variety lmao

somber stream
fallen tree
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thammer is so fun, i used it for the ogryn event, and early expeditions

sour oyster
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i hope they add more maps soon

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its nice that we had 8 nodes or whatever but theyre all on the same map

stiff elbow
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heavy sword is so underrated

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its not even funny

fallen tree
woven sigil
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Idk about underrated, its always been pretty crazy, just had less going for it when the game had ever increasing amounts of armour

nocturne bloom
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i was gonna get diablo 4 but

stiff elbow
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veteran should get a heavy stubber

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or a stub rifle

fallen tree
nocturne bloom
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looks like people are hating it

hazy kestrel
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Time to sleep

woven sigil
hazy kestrel
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I will return

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Maybe

fallen tree
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d4 looks cool, but it got boring quick, personally

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googbye

somber stream
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Hellgun
Has model
In the concept
Still unplayable

nocturne bloom
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i just want something different

visual vortex
hazy kestrel
somber stream
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Real

hazy kestrel
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(Me, I’m a former vet main.)

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I feel the suffering

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Even though I haven’t played vet in months.

visual vortex
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I will always play vet

stiff elbow
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wouldnt a hellgun require a backpack

hazy kestrel
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Oll, what on earth is your picture

somber stream
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I think it's a balancing issue more than anything that's preventing the thing from manifesting

hazy kestrel
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I’m afraid to ask

stiff elbow
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and wouldnt that conflict with backpack cosmetics

hazy kestrel
somber stream
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It's stronger, faster than a normal las rifle

nocturne bloom
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id rather have a badass gun than a backpack

somber stream
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Would render the recon las obsolette

obsidian kraken
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Good day ALL, just got Dark Tide this week, anyone interested in playing together and explaining the Warhammer universe?

quaint moss
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ight gonna do a warm up match then try out expeditions

stiff elbow
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a billion people die everyday

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i think i did a very good job at explaining warhammer 😎

obsidian kraken
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in game or the universe?

quaint moss
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billion schmillion, i need more souls

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hungy

hazy kestrel
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Yes

woven sigil
nocturne bloom
obsidian kraken
fallen tree
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i love corpse starch!

obsidian kraken
woven sigil
fallen tree
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no like the gun

visual vortex
woven sigil
visual vortex
fallen tree
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but nah its just initials rly so

dire kayak
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i like eating guns

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theyre very spicy

hazy kestrel
fallen tree
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gunpowder tasty, kinda spicy

hazy kestrel
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Anyways, my eyes are hurting. Goodnight for real.

obsidian kraken
fallen tree
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nini

worn quail
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Finally unlocked a new node where there's more scavenge zones

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Let's fuckin gooo

small atlas
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Has there been any talk about implementing being able to manually sort your list of operatives? I’d like my main on top.

fallen tree
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that would be nice

obsidian kraken
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if anyone wants to go on some missions add me (Snowiertoast)

thick coyote
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Try your Fatshark code instead

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In fact

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Put it in your server name

stiff salmon
fallen tree
stiff salmon
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After unlocking everything and playing all the nodes quite a while I kinda loathe the 15 min time limit. The main play of expeditions is "find a route". You don't actually try to avoid certain objectives or "make decisions". you only start doing that after something went wrong and it is dictated by the time limit.

whole bough
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has expeditions felt harder today?

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they felt dead easy even on auric yesterday

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but now even damnation seems super hard

stiff salmon
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the "ideal" run is skipping as much as possible. if you pull pats and not relocate before the reinforcements show up, you can have quite a fight on your hand.

obsidian kraken
sour oyster
late zodiac
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Why cant i even get in a server

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Nvm

quaint moss
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first mission in a month+
auric maelstorm
mission accomplished, zero deaths

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yippie

fallen tree
stiff elbow
warm maple
quaint moss
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ah this was a random pub match

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4 wound psyker XD

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was good though

warm maple
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yeah :\

quaint moss
cosmic burrow
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Hello

fallen tree
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meowdy

dire kayak
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meow

marsh iris
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mao

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there was never a steel legion, we were lied to

stiff elbow
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crowbar gameplay is so unbearable

rare pulsar
dire kayak
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i like the crowbar Sitgryn

fallen tree
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i cant stand it 😭

hazy valley
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crowbar bonks are so satisfying

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bonkbonkbonk during rampage

rare pulsar
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I didnt try the updated one yet tbh

stiff elbow
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it feels so heavy and clunky but at the same time so weak

rocky aspen
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I pretend Im Gordon Freeman

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Playing Half Life 3

dire kayak
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i am become gordon freeman

rare pulsar
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After his divorce and meth addiction

rocky aspen
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Crowbar the world

marsh iris
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replace sfx to hl1 crowbar sfx

fallen tree
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surely theres a mod

winged oasis
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Morrow currently drinking himself to death for what gw did to the steel legion

marsh iris
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freeman tribute

warm maple
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no

marsh iris
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it's the mandela effect

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it always has been krieg

sleek harness
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The animation for that one general with a ork claw cleary had krieg soldiers

marsh iris
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👆

delicate vapor
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OH OHH

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its tung tung suhar

modest flume
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Krieg?

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More like CREED

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FOR CREEEEEED

dire kayak
marsh iris
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stop making things up

jaunty path
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FOR SNEEEEEEEED

quaint moss
somber stream
visual vortex
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You wish

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They posted a video earlier where they taught people how to paint krieg like steel legion

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Basically killed the regiment for krieg slop

dire kayak
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oh

visual vortex
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Ill dm you it

astral basin
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Aaaa

gloomy tartan
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I bet a sandbag aims better than you

nocturne bloom
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imagine moving with WASD when QWER exists

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smh

stuck crescent
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Came out looking beige

stiff salmon
visual vortex
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Retcon something and replace it with domerhing shitty

dire kayak
left isle
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Boom

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I’m enjoying the game

jaunty path
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yey

delicate vapor
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got the peaky blinders decoration

fallen tree
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good, or else staregryn

left isle
somber stream
stuck crescent
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Crusade for armageddon defiantly didnt

jaunty path
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remove krieg

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kill all the fans

somber stream
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"Armageddon has been at war for generations now, and the world’s original Steel Legion defenders have been worn down to a fraction of their original strength. There are still plenty of them about, though they now represent just a fraction of the expansive Astra Militarum forces deployed across the world, supplemented by regiments from every corner of the Imperium."

visual vortex
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Lmao

somber stream
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Meanwhile Cadia had their home planet blown to bits, yet still shitting out regiments left and right everywhere

visual vortex
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Gw is shit

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I love how their excuse is that krieg were a oaint scheme for steel legion

stuck crescent
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I just dont understand why they went that extra bit to drive home "no more steel legion, ever"

somber stream
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Quadruple down on that fact

visual vortex
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All this drama wouldn't even exist if they had to homeworld's regiment defending it btw

stuck crescent
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Its just soo weirdly vindictive

visual vortex
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Guys

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I dont double down this much

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I genuinely think i mightve had a kid with another me and he's working at GW as their ceo

stuck crescent
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................I still wont buy krieg minis

visual vortex
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Me neither

stuck crescent
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Thank the emperor for tiny legend

visual vortex
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How hard is it to just give the steel legion some of their own action?

stuck crescent
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Going out their way to kill off the regiment is just weird

gloomy tartan
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Like you want more steel legion outfits?

somber stream
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I've said here before, GW is all about that profit, their procedure is:
Design department will come up with new minis, marketing and story department will then work around that mini, coming up with material and stories to push the sale

marsh iris
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they are going the ultramarines path

stuck crescent
gloomy tartan
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Barbie’s plastic

somber stream
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So by doing this, they're saving themselves the money to develop a whole new regiment since SL old metal line cased production around 2020

somber stream
cosmic burrow
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every thing is about money in todays world

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it shouldnt be

stuck crescent
marsh iris
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kriegs were on forgeworld site, they were premium resin models, now that they became popular, GW want to tap them into the mainstream market and convert to plastic, meanwhile the marketing helps to boost plastic krieg sales

stuck crescent
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Ultimately, my issue isn't with the lack of a feature from the steel legion, its the weird vindictiveness of killing off the entire regiment for no reason

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shades of the end times

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still haven't forgiven gw for that one

marsh iris
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might also be the reason why we keep getting krieg outfits in slopshop

stiff salmon
rain pilot
somber stream
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There are many reasons on the air right now, i don't know if they're accurate but one of them is because
"The current SL design language is too problematic, since it's a remnant of 40K old times, containing heavy Nazi germany imagery"

stiff salmon
delicate vapor
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Tung tung

somber stream
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SL being Fallschirmjäger with the Lightning bolt icon

visual vortex
delicate vapor
stuck crescent
rain pilot
marsh iris
visual vortex
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I dont know a single human on this earth that cared about what a little miniature had on it

rain pilot
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Won't give a shit if someone steals it as long my influence is spread

somber stream
gloomy tartan
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Would Starbucks kill Melk?

rain pilot
visual vortex
somber stream
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GW, give 0 fucks to lore

visual vortex
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The steel legion looked cool

somber stream
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You should know this by now

visual vortex
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I do

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But man why the steel legion

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I dont care about certain german imagery

rain pilot
visual vortex
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Warhammer was a satire hobby

rain pilot
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Warhammer for me is an outlet for those dark pulses

stuck crescent
astral basin
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This show seems like generic “adventurer anime” slop

rain pilot
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What

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What show

astral basin
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A shame. It has decent character art

rain pilot
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Elaborate

astral basin
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Jack of trades

rain pilot
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Ah

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The fuck is a jack of trades

marsh iris
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GW probably wants to save money by shutting down SL printing and say, look you can just paint the kriegs yellow

cosmic burrow
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a jack that is electriciian plumber and woodworker at once

astral basin
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“Jack of all trades, master of none. Better than a master of one.”
Is the phrase
“Jack of all trades, party of none” is a show

rain pilot
delicate vapor
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The

stiff salmon
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Don’t you guys think a major factor for discontinuing the steel legion are/were sales numbers?

somber stream
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Steel Legion are very popular

rain pilot
cosmic burrow
jaunty path
somber stream
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It is the single metal model that got supported for over 10 years, all the way till 2020

rain pilot
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What if

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We all switch to digital battles

stiff salmon
# somber stream Steel Legion are very popular

The question is compared to what. Are there other things that promise easier revenue? Why do space marines and specifically ultra marines get so much love? In terms of guards… Krieg even more popular?

stuck crescent
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Eldar problem

astral basin
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…10 minutes in and its very much slop
Ill give it to the end of the episode

wet phoenix
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question
why is the dump stat for the dueling sword mk4 cleave, but mobility only on the mk2?
the dump stat on mine is mobility but i prefer the mk4

rain pilot
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I am bored af

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Hearing about models I won't buy

stuck crescent
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Hi bored af

rain pilot
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And can't afford

stuck crescent
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I'm Krieg_Hater

stuck phoenix
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I found out what that second piece of music Helldivers shorts like pasting everywhere next to Disposal Unit (IM)

dire kayak
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im gonna strip the paint from my techmarine and commander farsight

stuck phoenix
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It’s pretty good actually

rain pilot
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Oh wow.....anyways

dire kayak
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then repaint them but better B_thingkittsuexcited

astral basin
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Hello krieg_hater

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I am

rain pilot
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Poor

astral basin
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@astral basin
@rancid shore

astral basin
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Or just “broke” for short

somber stream
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Has always been a thing since i first got into warhammer over a decade ago

stiff salmon
cosmic burrow
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fuck cadians

stuck phoenix
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We all know Cadians deserve nothing better than 3rd if at all getting 3rd I think they should be lower

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Even Ultramarines are better

stuck crescent
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Cadians would be ok if they werent THE guard regiment

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starship troopers, yeah, I'm into it

stuck phoenix
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The fact Cadians are the deafault and have that armour ruins it for every other regiment that doesn’t use special gear for me

stuck crescent
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Still not as bad as krieg

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I HATE KRIEG

visual vortex
stuck phoenix
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Krieg are the best ones simply cause they are WW1 based with siege equipment

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Steel Legion get second

visual vortex
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Maccabian get 1

stuck phoenix
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For pretty similar reasons to Krieg but WW2 edition

visual vortex
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Vostroyan get 2

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Cadians get 3

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Krieg get last

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Steel legion get 4

stuck phoenix
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Even the Moebian 6th are better than them

stuck crescent
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nah, krieg is worse

visual vortex
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Krieg stole their culture from Maccabians

astral basin
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Mrm

visual vortex
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Cadians deserve their ranking because of just how determined and trained they are

stuck phoenix
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Cadians deserve nothing

visual vortex
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I found the guy that GW removed the steel legion for

stuck phoenix
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They are as annoying as those damn Black Templars

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Especially their fans always saying “Cadia Stands”

visual vortex
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And?

stuck crescent
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They're canonically obnoxious

visual vortex
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Krieg fans are more annoying

astral basin
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Waiting on my noodles to cool down
But
They have spice
So it may not happened

visual vortex
dire kayak
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palanites are based

stuck phoenix
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Honestly the Loose Cannons interactions with the Cadian are great I think

dire kayak
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i wouldnt call them the best regiment but theyre based

somber stream
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Cadians were always here and they're the G.I of the 40k universe, let's be real

stuck phoenix
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Cause they piss them off

dire kayak
astral basin
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Why did this slop show have so muvh exposition?
I wanted proof that its a power scaling nightmare

visual vortex
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Stole the steel legion's spot

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And stole maccabian's culture

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I fucking hate them

stuck crescent
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I just find them to be painfully boring

visual vortex
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Im so hyped for Kriegstroyans

stuck phoenix
visual vortex
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Kriegians

somber stream
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This whole SL dismantling is honestly weird and unjustified considering how popular they were, are to the community

visual vortex
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Kriegxxians

visual vortex
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All they had to do

stuck phoenix
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SL is nothing without Orks

visual vortex
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Was when the guy says "some of you have lived and aged old here"

delicate vapor
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Buat

visual vortex
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Put a steel legion regiment

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Done

stuck phoenix
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Therefore cause the only Knowlege most people have on Orks is “haha silly” they don’t get shit

astral basin
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Who do the cadians represent most?
As a statesman, my mind only really goes to US Navy Marines

astral basin
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Or army grunt tbh

visual vortex
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Same with the catachan

stuck crescent
stuck phoenix
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Catachan is US in Vietnam in space

visual vortex
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The catachan are based off vietnam war us soldiers

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And predator films

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That's right guys

astral basin
visual vortex
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The coolest and most badass regiment is an american regiment

stuck phoenix
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They aren’t the coolest whatsoever

visual vortex
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All eastern europeans just gave their skulls ventilation

stuck phoenix
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That would be the Krieg for their Artillery or Steel Legion for their tanks

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Depends whether you like big and stationary or smaller and moving

visual vortex
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Krieg are known for digging in

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Steel Legion like tanks

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Catachan like being badass

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Maccabians are suicidal

stuck phoenix
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Catachan are meaningless

visual vortex
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🤨🕶️🤏

astral basin
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I vibe with giant cannons

stuck phoenix
visual vortex
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Also btw Brunt in darktide is Catachan

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So without Catachans no Brunt

stuck phoenix
# visual vortex It is

Whichever fucking idiots thought that those were Krieg despite being several damn letters longer and not having even the same starting letters must’ve had a lobotomy

stuck phoenix
visual vortex
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Also the image of Steve Irwin as a catachan headlocking an Ork

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Is finny af

dire kayak
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i cant wait to repaint my techmarine,,,,,

visual vortex
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I think there's new dialogue of him possibly being un the sands

stuck phoenix
wet phoenix
stuck phoenix
#

To inform you that they don’t know duh

visual vortex
#

Ky bet is Brunt is either in the sister hive or in the sands doing uncover operations

stuck phoenix
#

He’s being irrelevant basically

marsh iris
#

krieg catachan wen?

visual vortex
#

Or being a set-piece currently

languid hazel
#

He always was :3

stuck phoenix
#

Cause that means nothing to our group of 4 random dick heads

visual vortex
#

My bet is a reveal for the genestealers if they show up

#

Also Brunt helped recruit Zola

#

And was Rannick's mental support

stuck phoenix
visual vortex
#

Kind of like how Cheetah's get golden retrievers when young

visual vortex
#

Either way if he did that's funnier

stuck phoenix
visual vortex
#

He did break the ragged king's arm

#

And he found Morrow

stuck phoenix
#

Especially with Rannick saying we can use a switch as a switch or something like that

#

I do remember that the shady guy says “it’s a pleasure watching you work Ivan” I think

visual vortex
#

To Hadron?

#

Swagger?

#

Yeah they should fuck

#

That's the secret ending

dire kayak
#

i love brunt

stuck phoenix
#

He was talking to Rannick when he comes by to yap

#

The factory mission I think

visual vortex
#

In the snow?0l

#

With the baklava?

stuck phoenix
#

Clandestine Gloriana or something

visual vortex
#

You gotta be more specific than a factor mission

stuck phoenix
#

The one where you make the fucking steel

visual vortex
#

Like 4 of them are in factories

visual vortex
#

Dumbass

stuck phoenix
#

THE factory one

visual vortex
#

Yeah

#

Swagger

stuck phoenix
#

Nobody cares about the other factory ones

dire kayak
#

swagger is a taller and male version of me

stuck phoenix
#

We love our Snowy factory or foundry

visual vortex
stuck phoenix
dire kayak
dire kayak
visual vortex
#

Haha

#

Rint

#

Runt

stuck phoenix
#

anyway Xereus purple is a good colour for the mechanicus

#

Probably a Heretek colour

#

But it looks nice

#

Nicer than the red anyway

visual vortex
#

Oh yeah i forgot

stuck phoenix
#

They need to darken the red a bit too bright

visual vortex
#

Yeah hadron and swagger should fuck

#

It's the secret cutscene when you best the game

stuck phoenix
#

When do we get Kayex yapping again

#

He’s fun to listen to

visual vortex
#

Soon

#

I hope

#

I love his voice

dire kayak
#

i hate swagger though

#

he watched me and aki get pounded by poxbursters and didnt even do anything

visual vortex
#

Pretty sure he paid the heretics for info on the steel too

stuck phoenix
#

He probably never says that but

visual vortex
#

Dod ypu know people dont like hom when he speaks?

stuck phoenix
#

It seems on brand for them talking down to our dumbasses

visual vortex
#

That's the difference

#

Kayex likes us

stuck phoenix
#

Death

visual vortex
#

Hadron is mean to us to instill discipline

gloomy tartan
#

Kayex sells 🦏 pills to new recruits on the low

visual vortex
#

Kayex is probably sitting in his LazyBoy chair rage-baiting Brahms

stuck phoenix
#

What’s his name it’s like Enginseer KX something but he’s usually called Kayex

visual vortex
#

I like when he orgasms into my ear when i scan something

gloomy tartan
#

It’s funny cuz 8 looks like balls

visual vortex
#

Haha

stuck phoenix
visual vortex
#

Kayex has a penis in his name

stuck phoenix
#

Like

#

On purpose

visual vortex
#

This is how you know he's a sude

visual vortex
#

He probably genuinely doesnt have anyrhing betrer to do

gloomy tartan
#

Kayex seems like that uncle who drinks alone and it just super into nascar or something and passionate about hobbies and just doing his own thing

#

Like he doesn’t have any baggage

#

He’s just doing what he loves

#

Woodworking or something

visual vortex
#

Kayex reminds me of my grandpa because of how he talks

gloomy tartan
#

Trains

#

Kayex Forsure smoked cigars and gambles

visual vortex
#

Where he would sit out in the garage tinkering with mouse traps and smoking

stuck phoenix
#

He’d make a model train set on a random Tuesday

gloomy tartan
#

Yeah like he was at those parties where all the uncles and grandfathers were smoking and playing cards gambling

visual vortex
#

Kayex would be good at whittling

gloomy tartan
#

Kayex definetly goes to illegal gambling parlors

#

He won’t stop gambling

visual vortex
#

He would bet on horse races

gloomy tartan
#

Mech horse races

visual vortex
#

And wiuldnt use a slot machine

gloomy tartan
#

I imagined him playing some card game

#

Robots would kick ass as math shit like cards

visual vortex
#

He would keep 2 aces ip his sleeve instead of the one

gloomy tartan
#

How could you stop him from counting cards

#

He doesn’t have any tells

#

It’s not like his eye cybernetic will glow brighter or soemtning

#

Fuck robots

#

Cheating at gambling

#

Skynet took my mortgage

dire kayak
#

you know what this place needs?

gloomy tartan
#

More cadia?

dire kayak
#

a giant gazebo

somber stream
#

So

gloomy tartan
#

What’s a gazebo even

somber stream
#

Ryan Gosling confirmed to watch Vtubers

gloomy tartan
#

Is a gazebo just a structure you can chill in like a little porch not attached to a house

visual vortex
#

Haha there's a small spider on my tile

#

Squish

gloomy tartan
#

I like spiders

delicate vapor
#

dear diary

#

jackpot

gloomy tartan
#

Out of all the bugs we should ally with them

visual vortex
#

Im kidding

gloomy tartan
#

Think about it

visual vortex
#

I spooked it with my toe

gloomy tartan
#

The ants have classism

visual vortex
#

It'll die to the daddy long legs or wolf spiders here anyways

gloomy tartan
#

They would only respect our leaders

#

The sliders will treat us ALL as equals

visual vortex
#

Spiders kill kissing bugs

gloomy tartan
#

And flies

#

And roaches

visual vortex
#

I keep rhe ones in my house employed

gloomy tartan
#

Some spiders kill other spiders even

#

They self regulate

#

I bet if you gave a giant spider some Coke and booze he would be chill

#

Probably be down to start a podcast

#

I imagine spiders like Coke a cola

#

For obvious reasons

grim basin
#

Lose 3 games in a row because people want to run around like headless chickens, about to complete a mission finally, get disconnected with a ton of error codes popping up. Feels bad 🙁

stiff salmon
rain pilot
#

Fellas

jaunty path
rain pilot
jaunty path
#

hi jo

rain pilot
#

Want to vibe at my house?

dire kayak
delicate vapor
jaunty path
#

i prefer my own quarters too much

dire kayak
jaunty path
marsh iris
#

vibin' it

wet phoenix
#

other question
what is the point of the expeditions besides event rewards
is it just dockets?

jaunty path
#

explore and uh...yea

#

collect scrap

#

number go up

somber stream
#

Fun

jaunty path
#

🔥

wet phoenix
#

well yes but what does the scrap give beyond the event

#

is there a point to doing them after completing event rewards?

somber stream
#

Don't tell this guy about penances

wet phoenix
#

what
why would i care about penances

somber stream
#

Is there a point to playing the game after you've done all the penances?

thick fog
#

yes

feral vessel
#

Good morning Hive Tertium.

thick fog
#

barrel randoms

cobalt lichen
ripe tangle
#

help! Help! i’m being repressed!

somber stream
#

I grew closer to become Ryan Gosling with every passing day

ripe tangle
#

Licht

somber stream
#

Lucia?

jaunty path
ripe tangle
#

🥖 🍷 ⚜️ 🏳️

dire kayak
jaunty path
#

Should I get into arguments on reddit

ripe tangle
#

🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸

stiff salmon
jaunty path
#

Frog

cosmic burrow
rapid iris
#

shout out to the hero who spams markers 24/7 "go there, go there, go there" - without you I would never have won the expedition

ripe tangle
somber stream
#

Meeting ending soon

#

It's 8AM. I can't just sleep again like this

marsh iris
#

not with that attitude

somber stream
marsh iris
#

today

jaunty path
#

same

marsh iris
#

damn this lamb kabsa i made yesterday taste even better

jaunty path
#

i want food now

#

:(

somber stream
#

I get this lasting headache and sense of dread for the entire day should i ever sleep past 10AM

#

Unless i go to bed super late

somber stream
marsh iris
somber stream
#

Next time

marsh iris
#

11-in-1 cooking pot so good ArbiGooo

somber stream
#

Reminds me of that 15-in-1-Gel fur men

dire kayak
marsh iris
#

huhhh

wet phoenix
#

if i use three curios with the 10% ordo dockets in ALL THREE PERK SLOTS, what happens?

#

cuz i was led to believe that the limit from curios was 10% each for a 30% total

cobalt lichen
#

30% total I hope

#

I stack stuff like that all the time

wet phoenix
#

nah i mean like

#

i cant upload images here

feral vessel
#

Hi Clockwork, Hi Ave, Hi Goober, Hi Garut, Hi Licht, I already said hi to Missus.

wet phoenix
#

hello

obtuse oak
wet phoenix
#

the image

#

oh

#

thank you

obtuse oak
#

or is it? for that perk?

wet phoenix
#

yea

obtuse oak
#

usually you cant double up on curio perks but I practically never used the docket one

feral vessel
#

And, hi Hank.

obtuse oak
#

hello!

wet phoenix
#

it only replaced one

#

i feel like this gamemode just copied nightreign
am i alone in that feeling

south valve
#

I had a dream where people peed on me and so I killed all of them with the hive scum shivs

#

Hi chat

#

Kill you with shivs? Yeah same

#

Anyway

warm maple
#

Mods, kill that guy with hammers

south valve
#

How many?

somber stream
#

How do you relate a FPS horde shooter with Nighreign

warm maple
#

at least 30k.

#

Give or take 10k

dire kayak
wet phoenix
#

it's baby nightreign

#

literacy is dead

astral basin
#

…relate an

#

Fps horde game

somber stream
#

POIs, day/night cycle and fighting zones are indeed a Nightreign exclusive thing

astral basin
#

W nightreign

wet phoenix
somber stream
#

One could say, a Reign-type game

warm maple
#

could the rejects beat a soulgrinder 🤔

astral basin
#

Like. Far closer

thick fog
#

R6:E mention in big 2026

somber stream
#

But sol, Nightreign also doesn't have PvP

warm maple
#

if you consider neightreign a really expensive standalone dlc of elden ring you could say it does XD

warm maple
#

but thats just me being inflammatory

dire kayak
#

i do hope expeditions comes with a big bossfight eventually

wet phoenix
dire kayak
#

likely daemon of the sands

jaunty path
#

is there a risk of rain

wet phoenix
#

sote shouldn't have been eligible for goty

astral basin
dire kayak
wet phoenix
#

sote was just... not great

astral laurel
#

.... how?

wet phoenix
#

bayle and the dahn were fun
but that's moreso because of novelty
the dahn is objectively a bad boss

astral laurel
#

That's a take I've not heard

wet phoenix
#

the only true GEM from the dlc was igon

warm maple
#

Shadows?

wet phoenix
#

of the erdtree

warm maple
#

Ah

#

I would agree dlc should not be eligible

#

but game awards is kinda jank and dumb

#

nowadays

wet phoenix
astral laurel
#

To be fair, FROMSOFT DLCs tend to be REALLY expansive even if they're smaller

astral laurel
#

Like the Oolacile DLC for Dark Souls 1 was not big by any stretch but it added a lot to the game

shy panther
#

that is a hell of a take and im 50/50 on it actually being valid or not

astral laurel
#

Ringed City was phenomenal

warm maple
#

at least they are high quality dlc.

#

At the very least

shy panther
#

Yeah fromsoft's DLCs almost never disappoint

astral laurel
#

From doesn't make bad games though

jaunty path
shy panther
#

im looking at sunken king DLC from ds2

jaunty path
#

oh

wet phoenix
#

but as far as sote goes
the climax fight was meh
bayle was the gem
rellana was an excuse
the other two mandatory bosses are just so boring

jaunty path
#

hiii cyrus

shy panther
#

that shit is just bad

astral basin
#

Nightreign is eldenring with battle royale inspiration

Expeditions has objective zones within map segments, and forced movement between segments

wet phoenix
#

i'd honestly say rakshasa was more fun than half the dlc bosses

astral laurel
#

They are pretty much the ONLY AAA studio that consistently delivers pre-order worthy titles

astral laurel
low copper
shy panther
astral laurel
astral basin
#

Ive never played er dlc
Honestly. I never finished the game
Melenia and radagon level checked me pretty bad.

low copper
wet phoenix
astral laurel
#

Well, favourite hat. Old Hunter Hat with the Charred Coat is peak design

warm maple
#

armored core 6 was so fucking top tier

#

I hope they keep making AC games

wet phoenix
warm maple
#

now that they know that it still sells

#

I used to play AC3 on the ps2

shy panther
#

radagon is one of the only fights in ER that i would say is straight up a "learn the moveset"

warm maple
#

I wished I could of enjoyed the face pace of For Answer

shy panther
#

he is piss easy once you understand him, but before that he is a nightmare

shy panther
#

Maliketh is invalidated by claw

warm maple
#

Melania is the only boss that ever has gotten me to rage to the point of destroying something

shy panther
#

Hoarah Loux is invalidated by stepping to the side a little

astral laurel
#

I always want to try new builds in games like Elden Ring or Dark Souls and inevitably I just end up going BIG SORD GOES BONK

shy panther
#

radagon has a SINGULAR move you can dodge by just good movement rather than dodging at the right moment, and its his projectile attack

warm maple
#

I could just not comprehend the timing to dodge

shy panther
warm maple
#

ugh

shy panther
#

or yknow you just get a single frozen pot KEKW_ogryn

amber cave
#

Just toss a frost pot at her when she rises

shy panther
#

exactly

warm maple
#

I did not know frost pot was an option

#

😐

shy panther
#

Yup, frostbite is technically a Poise hit

astral basin
# wet phoenix malenia is an easy boss with two dumb moves and radagon is... not a check?

Melenia was said to be one of the most bothersome bosses in the game
I was an offline player. I didnt get the “let me solo her” experience
Water fowl and combo recovery speed was a problem
And. Like i said. I was level checked. I didnt have enough of any stat. Two 40s, and a handful of 25s. I think i was 160ish? Brute forcing with bloodflame stuffs

shy panther
#

its like thwacking her over the head with a giant crusher

warm maple
#

I eventually killed her with dual greatswords

shy panther
#

BRO YOU WERE WAY MORE THAN LEVELLED ENOUGH

warm maple
#

Dragonslayer+ Malikeths (I was faith/strength)

shy panther
#

were you running the elon musk build the fuck

astral laurel
#

"build"

astral basin
#

There were so many times where i lost to her second while she was at like. 20%

shy panther
#

two 40s is arguably overkill for any boss im gonna be honest

astral laurel
#

Like everything that nazi touches, it wasn't a build so much as a pile of shit.

shy panther
warm maple
#

I have to go back to Bloodborne and finish off Kos he's drained all my resources so I don't wanna go back and farm healing items qq

astral laurel
#

"I need two shields" Bitch you need no shields you're just a dumbass.

shy panther
astral laurel
#

Betcha it was harder than beating the game blind

astral basin
shy panther
#

oh thats your problem

#

you were doing a status build

astral laurel
#

You need more HP

astral basin
#

Bloodhounds fang, and blood flame stuffs

shy panther
#

on the second most status resistant boss in the entire game

#

right next to EB

astral laurel
#

I don't do anything in ER until I farm for enough runes to get 30 VIG

#

And that's only to start. That shit is going up later

shy panther
#

i tend to go for 25 usually, then pump to 40 on the DLC

#

but yeah 25 is really low for malenia

astral basin
#

I wasnt relying on bleed
Bleed was a sub effect
I only leveled arcane for the ability to use said spells
Mostly the spray spell mohg uses way too much

Cheesing maliketh w dance staff was funny tho. I fought tooth and nail to kill mohg after varre sent me there from liurnia

amber cave
#

My first
elderink run was full sorcerer

#

Fun blasting

#

Glintstone up the wazoo

shy panther
#

Ngl some of the most fun ive ever had in the souls series were miracle/faith builds

astral basin
#

Bloodhound fang was enough of a beaty stick on its own
I enjoyed the dash ash

#

Jump attack slamming

astral laurel
#

I think one of the best builds I ever made was a FTH/LCK build in DS3

#

Just all the HP regen

#

Like I'd get backstabbed or riposted and have more HP after the animation than I started with

astral basin
#

Faith was busted in ds3
Had most of the strong spells
And the utility spell noone left home without

amber cave
#

Ds3 best DS

#

100% that mofo

astral laurel
#

Just imagine fighting an unkillable cleric that can only bean you with a blunt swird that does more damage than it reasonably should

#

DS3 is good but DS2 is best.

#

DS1, I hate to say it, aged poorly.

#

Like I LIKE DS1 but it's SO JANKY

astral basin
#

I never liked ds1

astral laurel
#

It's a great map

astral basin
#

The rolling sucked

astral laurel
#

Yeah the combat was janky.

astral basin
#

Too many gimmick encounters as well

#

Like. The only place i liked was the dark forest w the shrubs
Minus the oversized panther section

astral laurel
#

DS2's downsides are all surmountable - Soul Memory was never that bad and Adaptability is a stat you need 24 in and then can be ignored forever - and it has so much build variety

astral basin
#

Mfw i fell for the bonfire ascetic trap at dragons aerie

astral laurel
#

DS3 has one major downside

#

They got rid of the top tier drip called the Wanderer's Set

#

Now they did give us the Black Hand set but it's not the same

astral basin
#

Eh. There were better stuff

#

Also

astral laurel
#

I WANT MY LONG COAT

#

GIVE ME TRAVEL STAINED LONG GREEN COAT

astral basin
#

Wear abyss watchers set then

wet phoenix
astral laurel
#

Ehhh Abyss Watchers isn't as fun as Black Hand

#

Abyss Watcher gloves absolutely matches the Black Hand coat though

#

Black Hand top, Crystal Mage hat, Abyss Watcher gloves, Fallen Knight legs.

#

Good drip

astral basin
#

Abyss watchers was my favorite boss ngl
Perfect balance of well telegraphed and flashy

astral laurel
#

I liked the Spear of the Church fight

#

And Nameless King

#

Fucking hate Pontiff

#

That asshole needs to go to hell

astral basin
#

Pontiff was fun ngl lmao

astral laurel
#

Eh, I've walked in to get instantly destroyed too many times to count

#

He's not an easy fight

astral basin
#

Ds3 was the only souls game i bothered learning how to parry in
Bc of the farron gsword
And pontiff was one of them that i got a few parries off on

astral laurel
#

Now, he's easier with the right status effects because you build it on him and his stand individually but they share a health bar

astral basin
#

Pontiff sullyvahn
His fire and magic swords
And his ghost
Impressionable fight
The enemies of the area had me tiffed tho ngl

#

The living armor fight was exciting too tho

#

Big axe and shield slams

somber stream
#

@ripe tangle What do you call a drunk Texan
.
.
.
.
An Y'allcoholic

#

Just learned about this one, it's right up there next to that Chinese Texan for me

astral basin
#

That man has gone too far

#

Chinese texan one?

somber stream
#

Sol, how do a Chinese Texan greet one another?

astral basin
#

Tell me

somber stream
#

Ni-Howdy

astral basin
#

Mods. Kill this man.

lyric frigate
#

Death.

somber stream
#

Funniest shit ever

obtuse oak
#

so jarring

#

ngl I gave up after a few hours

astral laurel
#

It was fine when it was the One

misty smelt
#

ohhhh im tiding my dark

astral laurel
#

And it still has a GREAT map

obtuse oak
#

yeah I could tell the map design was great but it's so hostile to the player and janky in ways that ER obviously wasnt

astral laurel
#

But the movement and combat are so janky compared to modern fromsofties that it's really nigh unplayable

obtuse oak
#

yeah lol

cobalt lichen
#

Evening my fellow Americans

obtuse oak
#

im thinking of giving it another attempt

astral laurel
#

Dark Souls 2 has much smoother combat, though it's still very slow

#

DS2 also relies on spacing a lot but the advantage to DS2 is that you can make any weapon viable.

#

Like straight up there are builds that use the broken sword

#

Just get two +10 Mundane Broken Swords and powerstance them

astral basin
#

Ds2 excelled in its scenery
Everyone wants to hate the game for the amount of mechanics they didnt like, but tbh a game is more than that

cobalt lichen
fallen tree
#

i just got back, dark souls talk o:

fleet beacon
#

dark souls 2 scenery was very good

cosmic burrow
#

i played lords of the fallen 2023

#

was fun

fallen tree
#

ds2 just needed better location progression that made sense, the gameplay was actually so goood

astral laurel
#

Also let's not ignore one of the best soulslikes to ever exist: Lies of P

fallen tree
#

especially pvp

cosmic burrow
#

very interconnected map

fleet beacon
#

1 still holds its place in my heart but 3 was probably the best mechanically

misty smelt
#

roll slop games, i sleep

astral laurel
#

sounds like a skill issue

fallen tree
#

why roll when you could be havel

astral laurel
#

Fun fact

#

Havel's armour with the DGH in DS1

#

If you had both the FaP Ring and Havel's ring along with 69 END, you could midroll

fleet beacon
#

you all must be vigor checked...

astral basin
astral laurel
#

Yeag. 69 END

cosmic burrow
fallen tree
#

2 more than 67, a shame truly

astral laurel
#

TBF, it does stand for Favour and Protection

fleet beacon
#

why did i have to kill sif

regal fjord
#

Reached level 30 on Veteran

fallen tree
#

as much as i like dark souls and elden ring, i liked the one and done games more like sekiro or bloodborne tbh

astral basin
#

I wish guard counters were a thing in ds2
I used those shields a lot
Like. Sword and board the entire way

somber stream
#

Two greatsword

fleet beacon
#

im a simple pious soul

#

so faith strength

#

i crush you in gods name

rocky radish
#

Heavy axe and fire magic

astral laurel
#

Bloodtinge cannon/bloodletter build here

cosmic burrow
#

in lotf i used heavy shield and mace

fallen tree
#

i never used cannon in bb

regal fjord
#

Put faith in gun

astral basin
#

Ider what i ended the game with tbh

fallen tree
#

i liked the dex weapons