general-chat

[rain pilot]

I am good at taking care of plants

[cobalt lichen]

You keep absorbing their essence, that’s the difference

[rain pilot]

father taught me

[undone sparrow]

this is lie i watched you piss on your plants

[rain pilot]

I would never

do such

a dumb ass thing

[undone sparrow]

lie and more lie

[woven sigil]

I thought that was good for plants?

[undone sparrow]

why did you piss on your father then

[rain pilot]

I can go into detail why that is a bad idea to do

To piss on a plant

[feral vessel]

..did I ever tell you that I'm a really bad bedpartner; you might suffocate within my presence (because I don't produce oxygen while in the dark!)

[undone sparrow]

WHY DID YOU PISS ON YOUR DAD

[cobalt lichen]

Someone I know is pretty good at looking after vegetables.

They’re a nurse in a ward of brain dead people

[undone sparrow]

tell me that

[rain pilot]

Take your meds Alpha legion simp

[tulip kettle]

I HEARD PISS 🤤

[cobalt lichen]

as a plant you will be staying in the garden thanx

[rain pilot]

Back into the closet with you

[woven sigil]

You have a husband, ma'am

[undone sparrow]

lies and more lies stop pıssıng your dad pillow

[tulip kettle]

Exactly

[rain pilot]

Dude this guy got a piss fetish

[tulip kettle]

What do you think we do

[tulip kettle]

Hell yeah

[rain pilot]

Alpha Legion man

[woven sigil]

Well now I'm just jealous

[feral vessel]

...I really want to stay in youuuurrr houuusee..

[undone sparrow]

no i dont i am watching you always

[rain pilot]

So this guy is watching me jerk it?

weird and cuck pilled

[woven sigil]

Oh, Ant is here, better scale up the ragebait for a bit guys

[undone sparrow]

one day i use my
infiltration tactic then became your father

[stiff elbow]

when paul was like

[cobalt lichen]

the living room then.
Got a lot of DVDs you could watch

[stiff elbow]

to the fremen he was like

"oooh nooo stop committing total jihad in my name oooh!!"

"stop exterminating entire planets in my name!!!"

[feral vessel]

Yay!
Your living room is going to smell of your favourite fruit from now on, though.

[rain pilot]

To be my father you have to match my intelligence and madness

Good luck with that

[stiff elbow]

the fremen straight up killed that mf in the 4th book im pretty sure

[cobalt lichen]

Isn’t that a good thing?

[stiff elbow]

when he tries to stop his son (the god emperor)

[undone sparrow]

i am alpharius figure it out

[feral vessel]

Yes! Depends on your point of view a little.

[rain pilot]

I desire to make things

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[cobalt lichen]

a house that smells of strawberries would be great ngl

[rain pilot]

Chat does this guy say anything else?

[cobalt lichen]

no

[rain pilot]

So he is boring

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[dire kayak]

is my knight castellan alpharius?

[rain pilot]

What have you been up to?

[woven sigil]

Where have all the salty people gone, I want to piss some people off for fun

[dire kayak]

you are doing the emperor's work

[undone sparrow]

my fellow alpharius teach some rage-bait tactics

plz

[tawdry edge]

The heroic bolter sniper rifle on space marine 2 is very fun

[rain pilot]

I find your insults more entertaining than infuriating

[woven sigil]

There is a reason I was raised to the position of High Lord

[cobalt lichen]

still making my 3D replicas of vidygam guns.
I put a Cold War style reflex sight on a fallout laser rifle for funsies

[undone sparrow]

its realy good but you have to headshot only

[feral vessel]

@dire kayak the fuck is your thought supposed to mean dawg

[stiff elbow]

hmm today i think i will buy a mini w/ the rest of my paycheck

[dire kayak]

:3

[rain pilot]

oooooo

[dire kayak]

if you need painting help i can give

[cobalt lichen]

I agree with them ngl

[stiff elbow]

i cant afford paints

[tawdry edge]

Yeah which isn't hard, as of now the only enemy I'm having trouble with is the lictor

[woven sigil]

Exist within the medium between sensible and outrageous, make people guess which you are. (90% of people fail this simple logic test)

[feral vessel]

can you afford plants.

[dire kayak]

[stiff elbow]

so that doesnt rlly matter i think but thx anyways

[feral vessel]

im for sale.

on discount

[feral vessel]

100% off

[rain pilot]

you got blood don't you?

[stiff elbow]

if i do get paints i will ask u tho!!

[cobalt lichen]

Got an Arbitrator shotgun and a few other things in the works too.
I will show them when complete

[undone sparrow]

thank you alpharius

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyyy

[rain pilot]

Nice nice

[stiff elbow]

yeah i have a plant

[woven sigil]

I don't insult people, that's a skill issue

[stiff elbow]

actually

i dont know what it is

[feral vessel]

yeah do you want another plant that's roughly 3 meters tall

doesn't take up much space tho

[woven sigil]

Only the savages, and they're not people and so can't be insulted

[stiff elbow]

but i was told planting helps w/ with ur emotional health so i bought one off facebook marketplace

[stiff elbow]

no

i probably will starve u

accidentally

[feral vessel]

i can water myself

[undone sparrow]

my fellow alpharius you are doing good work carry on

[undone sparrow]

wait

you piss on yourself?

[cobalt lichen]

I sure hope so.
Haven’t finished a model project on this scale in years

[cobalt lichen]

happens

[undone sparrow]

indeed

[feral vessel]

What? No. Plants can't even piss. I vomit sugar.

[cobalt lichen]

same

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[woven sigil]

Sounds like you have diabeetus

[cobalt lichen]

diabeetus

[woven sigil]

Was that too much?

[feral vessel]

Stop. Cease immediately.

[cobalt lichen]

are you the real stim shady?

[undone sparrow]

it was good alpharius

[feral vessel]

Mandated edict: 3 hours RP in DMs. with me~

[woven sigil]

Yes, I just stood up

[undone sparrow]

this is a what?

[cobalt lichen]

I thought edicts were supposed to be punishments?

[cobalt lichen]

Excellent

[feral vessel]

Oooh, I thought you liked punishment, though?

[woven sigil]

That's cute, but I feel like a vegetable would struggle to keep up with me

[obsidian wren]

The fuck is going on in chat rn

[undone sparrow]

i dont even know

i am alpharius and i dont know whats happening

[woven sigil]

Nothing, normal procedure has been resumed

[dire kayak]

literally id look up at you like

3 meters

[cobalt lichen]

no
I like punishing people with a shock mace though

the skull crush effect in Darktide is so funny

[undone sparrow]

this is true carry on alpharius

[feral vessel]

You know you act really fucking sultry sometimes goob.

[cobalt lichen]

thank you alpharius

[undone sparrow]

i will became you

watch and learn

[green vector]

No pls I need those

[cobalt lichen]

It’s only some though

[woven sigil]

That's just a lie taught to you by your biology teacher

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am stupid plant (stupid sergal)

[cobalt lichen]

You sellin those?

[cobalt lichen]

Good evening cheese plant

[feral vessel]

impersonation

this is illegal

[undone sparrow]

hello alpharius

[cobalt lichen]

lmao

[feral vessel]

someone get the arbitrators

[undone sparrow]

no you are imposter

[cobalt lichen]

I’m so confused

[undone sparrow]

you rae heretic

[feral vessel]

@south valve this thing is impersonating me

help

[undone sparrow]

get this heretic

[feral vessel]

I AM THE REAL PLANT

[undone sparrow]

NO I AM

GET THIS HERETIC

[woven sigil]

Cheese plant? Where do I get me one of these?

I want it

[south valve]

ALPHARIUS

[woven sigil]

That mofo would save me so much money

[rain pilot]

real or not you can come into house

[cobalt lichen]

True

[rain pilot]

company would be a nice change of pace

[undone sparrow]

i am not alpharius

i am stupid plant (stupid sergal)

[feral vessel]

there cannae be two

[south valve]

Then what's that in your bio?!!

OBJECTION type shit

[undone sparrow]

thats is a lie

[south valve]

"thats is"??

[undone sparrow]

maybe maybe not

[south valve]

Plant would never make a type that bad!!

[woven sigil]

You are powerless here, Arbite

[undone sparrow]

maybe maybe not arbite

[south valve]

Don't tell him that

[undone sparrow]

i am stupid plant (stupid sergal)

[woven sigil]

Tzeench controls this earthly plane now

[feral vessel]

i am a PLANT

HE is a LIAR

[cobalt lichen]

No
Sus

Imposter amogus

[feral vessel]

trust in the coal tag

[undone sparrow]

no i am stupid plant (stupid sergal)

[feral vessel]

trust in the coal tag

[south valve]

What do you spit at people you don't like?

[undone sparrow]

sugar

[cobalt lichen]

I have several coal

Not even joking

[undone sparrow]

and piss

[south valve]

GET THIS IMPOSTER

[nocturne bloom]

Sulfuric acid

[undone sparrow]

i am stupid plant (stupid sergal)

[south valve]

well you're obviously not plant

[undone sparrow]

theres is imposter among us

[undone sparrow]

be careful arbite

[nocturne bloom]

Why is there piss in your mouth

[south valve]

You're a snake lady or something

[undone sparrow]

maybe maybe not

[woven sigil]

Why isnt there piss in my mouth?

I mean.. ahem

[south valve]

[south valve]

DM me later /j

(joke)

[cobalt lichen]

Intriguing

[feral vessel]

...

is there still that stupid impostor here

Hey, other plant, pop quiz, what's my favourite honorific to use

[undone sparrow]

so you people talking my imposter

[south valve]

Zoomed in face mofo

[cobalt lichen]

honorific?

[undone sparrow]

heretic

[feral vessel]

What I said.

[south valve]

Tell me something only Painted would know

[feral vessel]

He's gone..

we got him boys..

[undone sparrow]

no no you tell me whats my foverite food

[woven sigil]

You split a nail in March of 2024

[feral vessel]

Back to talking about stupid shit you lot

[south valve]

Lexbreakers' tears

[cobalt lichen]

You have a copy of the Lex on your bedside signed by Malcador himself

[undone sparrow]

FOOL

[south valve]

How tf do you know that?

[undone sparrow]

my foverite food is corpse starct

get this heretic

[cobalt lichen]

You don’t want to know

[south valve]

He's still imposting me

[woven sigil]

You can't even spell that, Brother

[south valve]

or whatever the word is

[cobalt lichen]

Plant would compost you

[undone sparrow]

you are imposter

[lyric frigate]

regarding mods, do i have to redownload everything from nexus

[woven sigil]

You'd have to ask the mods themselves

[south valve]

I think there's a way to update them on nexus or something?

[undone sparrow]

my fellow alpha-ahem stim-shady there is imposter among us need help get him

[south valve]

idk, I don't know why I'm answering

[obsidian wren]

Give ogryn a large stick with a bomb attached to the end of it

Poke crusher and crusher die

[undone sparrow]

pardon me

[undone sparrow]

call it shit-stick

[south valve]

I saw what I deleted

I mean you

[undone sparrow]

shut up imposter

i hope god emperor burns you

[buoyant stirrup]

Hey can anyone help me set up The Orthus offensive bell hard mode real quick?

[obsidian wren]

The stick of neverending agony and hairy-tick booms

[woven sigil]

I could, but what do I get out of doing so?

[south valve]

Go into the LFG servers

[buoyant stirrup]

XP and dockets?

[undone sparrow]

dont listen to him listen me go into the LFG servers

[buoyant stirrup]

Its dead in there my b

[woven sigil]

Not good enough, I wanna watch you solo it from the respawn post whilst I eat my dinner

[south valve]

We should be like

the killers in Hot Fuzz

where they pretend it's just the one who keeps teleporting everywhere

[buoyant stirrup]

I can't haha that's why im here

[undone sparrow]

look impostor you are HERETIC i am not

you are impostor

[feral vessel]

Please! Pay attention.
You have become the victims of a robbery.

[woven sigil]

(This chat has been taken over by Tzeench, if you expect sensible answers you are very mistaken)

[south valve]

OG Painted is a heretic

[south valve]

👀

[undone sparrow]

heresy

[woven sigil]

I shall report that to your superiors

[south valve]

I don't have any superiors

[undone sparrow]

lex breaker thorne take you

[woven sigil]

Alright, fine, I'll tell Dukane

[delicate vapor]

7 burgers

7 burgers is all I can spare to give you

the rest are mine (35)

[undone sparrow]

what?

[woven sigil]

Well, hand them over then?

[delicate vapor]

it means free 7 burgers

[undone sparrow]

lex breaker

[delicate vapor]

no drink no fries

[woven sigil]

Bold of you to assume I need a drink when consuming a burger

[dire kayak]

this sentence is a lie

[undone sparrow]

only weak need drink strong eat without drink

[languid hazel]

this sentence is not a lie

[undone sparrow]

no its not

this is not a lie

[woven sigil]

I actually really want a burger now, but alas, takeaways will not deliver here

[feral vessel]

goober be honest why are you so silly but have the capacity to be horny

it makes no sense

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[undone sparrow]

did you learn anything about my
infiltration tactics?

[south valve]

Hey guys

[dire kayak]

i don't even know myself

[undone sparrow]

hello alpharius

[woven sigil]

Oh how the turns have tabled

[dire kayak]

holy shit it's alpharius

[south valve]

Hi!

[feral vessel]

k you're getting sent to the plant dungeon (TM)

[south valve]

I know you've all heard of me but never met me

[undone sparrow]

my fellow alpharius is here

[south valve]

Wait actually

[undone sparrow]

hydra dominatus

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy NOOOO

[feral vessel]

goober you confuse me so much

[south valve]

This is funnier

maybe

probably

[undone sparrow]

oh my god

[south valve]

Brother

[undone sparrow]

this is a SHIT

[south valve]

No

u

[woven sigil]

Shit's about to get wild

[undone sparrow]

get away i dont wanna talk to you

[south valve]

I don't actually know the lore

[little marten]

wtf is happening here

[south valve]

did these two fall out?

[south valve]

What don't you understand about this?

[little marten]

Everything.

[undone sparrow]

nothing

[feral vessel]

...I enjoyed it when there was a doppelganger of myself..

that was more fun..

wah..

[south valve]

Well...

How about TWO dopplegangers

[undone sparrow]

hmm you want if you want i can use my tactics

[dire kayak]

:3

[south valve]

@undone sparrow

[undone sparrow]

or i can became goober

[feral vessel]

i..

that would be amazing

yes..

flood the chat with plants..

[smoky swift]

Food

[undone sparrow]

you want me to became you or goober?

choose

[feral vessel]

me.eee

[undone sparrow]

okay

[plush ginkgo]

Make Beast of Nurgle instakill

[south valve]

PLANT INVASION

[undone sparrow]

greeting i am stupid plant (stupid sergal)

[feral vessel]

yeees

[dire kayak]

haiii stupid plant (stupid sergal)

[south valve]

I CANNOT tell who is who 😭

[feral vessel]

plantss...

doesn't matter

[undone sparrow]

i am not who you think i am

i am real stupid plant (stupid sergal)

[south valve]

GOOBER

JOIN US

[undone sparrow]

not impostor

[dire kayak]

uhhhh

[south valve]

ASSIMILATE

[dire kayak]

are there more potted plants on the mourningstar than usual?

[feral vessel]

how the fuck do we tell who the original is

[undone sparrow]

i am not alpharius

[south valve]

Tone probably

[undone sparrow]

i am real stupid plant (stupid sergal)

[delicate vapor]

[drowsy lynx]

Take a bite out of one, one is plant all the way through

[dire kayak]

elios did you buy more potted plants while i was gone?

[undone sparrow]

i piss on people when i am mad

[feral vessel]

Don't worry, Rannick picked up a gardening gig.

[undone sparrow]

my super power is super piss

[feral vessel]

this is not true

i can speak for all of us

[south valve]

Spits Lex- I mean, leaves at you

[undone sparrow]

i spit piss

[delicate vapor]

i burn plants

[undone sparrow]

i gonna piss you

you will be stinky piss

[delicate vapor]

whatever buddy ill drown you with fibre glass

[undone sparrow]

piss eat fibre glass

why?

[feral vessel]

okay so there's three plants right now

[undone sparrow]

because i am real stupid plant (stupid sergal)

[south valve]

Could be more

and we'd never know

[dire kayak]

i don't know which one to ask what they think of my knight castellan

[feral vessel]

Goober. Join us.

[undone sparrow]

not me because i am real stupid plant (stupid sergal)

[feral vessel]

there must be four

[woven sigil]

Originality truly is dead

[south valve]

4 into one. 4 into one.

[cobalt lichen]

understandable

[drowsy lynx]

Mitosis

[feral vessel]

shurt up plants are just better

mad cuz bad

[south valve]

Seeing two of you typing at the same time is quite something 😭

[cobalt lichen]

I feel like I’m having a stroke

[undone sparrow]

yknow i was not gonna said but i hate being stupid plant (stupid sergal) not gonna use my tactics on you anymore

[cobalt lichen]

Did OG plant multiply even more?

[woven sigil]

I have no need to comment, enjoy that hook in your mouth

[undone sparrow]

my fellow alpharius using rage-bait tactics carry on alpharius

[feral vessel]

Alright petals I think we can drop the ruse now.

[south valve]

I was gonna ask if someone could screenshot what 3 of us typing at the same time looked like

[feral vessel]

i mean i had a screenshot of the three of us speaking in chat

hold on

[undone sparrow]

oh my god

please dont use that ss

[woven sigil]

Caught in 4K

[feral vessel]

#zealot-class message

[undone sparrow]

my misson get trouble

[dire kayak]

can i show you my knight castellan?

[feral vessel]

.....sure

[undone sparrow]

my misson is over

[feral vessel]

assuming you'll be my slave beta reader

[undone sparrow]

i got exposed

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[feral vessel]

succch

willing!

subjects.

[south valve]

Just the one

I was staring at you

because

WHAT

[jaunty path]

My monitor is getting really bad

[little marten]

Turn it off and on again

[jaunty path]

did so a lot of times already

[little marten]

😔

[woven sigil]

Run a magnet across it

[jaunty path]

Just waiting on these monitor warranty people

[jaunty path]

[woven sigil]

[undone sparrow]

[south valve]

It might be too dry

when was the last time you showered it?

[hazy kestrel]

Cursed Cat haunts my dreams.

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path hi missite

give me attention

[south valve]

Why do other channels get images but we don't?

Won't the bad people just go other places?

Displacement and allat

[jaunty path]

#general-chat message

[south valve]

Interesting

I'm curious if I could get names?

or would that be disrespectful?

[jaunty path]

i don't think so and i dont think its that important. I'm no one official though

[woven sigil]

I do not like that.

[feral vessel]

MISSUS WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME

EVIL

[woven sigil]

No gif perms because people were being perverts and I missed it

[south valve]

Fair enough

I'm just curious really

[undone sparrow]

nice one fellow alpharius

[jaunty path]

maybe they'll try again in the future but as far as I'm concerned there being no image perms here make it a lot easier to moderate

[south valve]

I'm sure there are other servers that could fill that hole

[jaunty path]

i h8 u dats y

[south valve]

Bad word choice actually

[feral vessel]

i'll

ok

you're getting it.

[woven sigil]

I do not wish for my hole to be filled, I wish to fill another's hole

[south valve]

I regret everything

[woven sigil]

Well you did give it me on a silver platter

What did you expect? Really.

[south valve]

I was thinking of Sartre

[feral vessel]

...ew

[south valve]

"we're all born with a God shaped hole"

[feral vessel]

Really? Just normal sex? ew

[woven sigil]

And I am the merciful god ready to fill that hole

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am Missus She/Her

[south valve]

Oh it just gets better and better

[undone sparrow]

that impostor hates you im not

[obsidian wren]

What the fuck is happening

[feral vessel]

..the real missus would never say that

[obsidian wren]

2nd time i come back to this in gen

[undone sparrow]

i love you

[feral vessel]

There's a fucking Alpha Legion Cuntarius in the chat.

[woven sigil]

Well, stop placing ammunition in front of me and expecting me not to shoot it

[feral vessel]

We should forcefem him or something.

[dire kayak]

that's not very nice

[undone sparrow]

you should love me too

i love you all

[south valve]

There's something I could say here that would probably get me banned

[woven sigil]

No balls

[south valve]

Correct

[feral vessel]

Say it to me.. petal.............

in dms

Pussywillow.

[nocturne bloom]

Your birthday is soon. In time you will be OLD

[dire kayak]

say it to me too

[undone sparrow]

dont talk to my impostor

[woven sigil]

Well, in that case...

[hazy kestrel]

Why is general chat always cursed

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[woven sigil]

Well there is noone around to mercilessly troll or ragebait, so we're making the best of it

[dire kayak]

im too innocent for this place

[feral vessel]

Hey you should've been here a few minutes ago. There were three plants! Was really fun.

[undone sparrow]

THIS IS A LIE

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna go get some food

[dire kayak]

it was scary ive never seen so many potted plants

[undone sparrow]

this is true

[woven sigil]

What about un-potted plants?

Or pot-plants?

[feral vessel]

Heey, that's me.

I don't have a pot..

[undone sparrow]

piss on them

[feral vessel]

that would mean i have pants and i'm also fat

[south valve]

Nudist!

[woven sigil]

There is a nudist beach down the cliffs from where I live actually

[feral vessel]

Plants don't really have that stuff. Do you also consider spitting pollen at someone to be flashing?

[woven sigil]

At least I treat it like one

[south valve]

Please never do that to me

[undone sparrow]

my fellow alpharius did use infiltration tactics carry on

[dire kayak]

i am too

short fatty i am

[south valve]

We should meet up /j /j /j /j

[feral vessel]

I'm lonely. When I'm lonely, I get hungry. When I'm hungry, I want to choke on that b-

[south valve]

Bee?

you were gonna say bee, right?

[woven sigil]

You keep making comments like that Painted, I'm going to start thinking you have a thing for Scum, which would be very unbecoming of an Arbitrator such as yourself

[south valve]

like when they pollinate you?

perfectly platonic

[feral vessel]

Funny story.

They're called beeple.

[south valve]

Ya like jazz?

[woven sigil]

Yes, actually

[south valve]

It's pretty peak

[dire kayak]

im so hungy

[south valve]

Ya like lettuce?

Looks at Plant

[obsidian wren]

Just kiss already

[woven sigil]

I'm sure Plant is waiting to be eaten

[dire kayak]

hmmm

im very hungry for lettuce,,,,

[south valve]

Uh

Nice status, goober

[woven sigil]

Excuse me good sirs, I have tea to drink and curry to eat

[undone sparrow]

carry on alpharius

[south valve]

Just when things were getting good 😔

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[obsidian wren]

When was it getting good

It was all downhill

[dire kayak]

:3

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie too

[south valve]

Have you ever seen that meme about how to use Alpharius in tabletop?

[obsidian wren]

I am incapable of lying

[undone sparrow]

yes(this is a lie)

[dire kayak]

hadron calls me a good varlet when i clutch

i like it

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[south valve]

This statement is a lie

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[south valve]

Universe explodes

[obsidian wren]

Im playing abiotic factor and nobody can stop me

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[south valve]

Have you tried thinking about the biotic factors?

[elder oasis]

goobers status makes me think of the freddy fazbear laugh thing

[south valve]

Morrow saying he's proud of me makes me feel things

like he's my dad

[south valve]

I'm not familiar

[elder oasis]

its okay, its a dumb meme

[south valve]

I'm sure I can find it

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

you cant find it

it never existed

[rain pilot]

I got a song that ant would like

[lethal condor]

Spiderman brand new day looks great 👍 👌 best spiderman suit next to tasm 2

[undone sparrow]

no its not tobey for life

[elder oasis]

and scorpion is in it

[south valve]

This is the truth

[elder oasis]

and scorpion is nacho

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[obsidian wren]

Your sense of existential security is a lie

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[elder oasis]

this meme is getting old (this is a lie)

:D

[undone sparrow]

indeed its is carry on alpharius

[lethal condor]

I love tobey I grew up with tobey but tom Holland is the best or let me rephrase it can be the best spiderman if they write ✍️ it right. Tom Holland as the actor is the best spiderman best actor for then job

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

carry on alpharius

[lethal condor]

No not a lie a opinion

[undone sparrow]

this is also lie good job alpharius

[lethal condor]

Tasm 2 has the best suit

[undone sparrow]

we are wear lie as armor carry on alpharius

[elder oasis]

its okay, alpharius is repeating a warhammer 40k line from a primarch novel not actually saying you are lying

[lethal condor]

Lol

[undone sparrow]

infiltration tactic GO

greetings i am JMADDOX94

there is impostor among us

[acoustic pebble]

Loose Cannons: "Time for a sticky surprise! Oh that didn't sound right..."

[undone sparrow]

imposter over here arbites get that heretic

[odd shadow]

Is there something wrong with the matchmaking I can barely find anybody to play expeditions

[undone sparrow]

its okay check internet connetion

but maybe i am lying you cant trust no one

btw i am not alpharius

[lethal condor]

Wtf man

[undone sparrow]

aha impostor

arbites

get that heretic

[lethal condor]

Why is someone pretending to be me man

[warm maple]

thats not alpharius

thats omeggon!

[lethal condor]

Thats not cool man

[undone sparrow]

well i am not alpharius

[lethal condor]

Did you hack me ?

[dire kayak]

i loved doing the plasma on the knight castellan

[lethal condor]

Btw thats not me someone hacked me or pretend to be me

[undone sparrow]

you are not familer warhammer i guess

[lethal condor]

No im new lol still learning im new very new new as you can get

[undone sparrow]

carry on im not use my infiltration tactics on you anymore not worth it

[lethal condor]

I know it was you alpharious mawahaha

[undone sparrow]

that is a lie

[lethal condor]

I shall learn the way 🫡 🖖

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[tawdry edge]

[lethal condor]

Is alpharius a character? Is there a book i can read aboit this

[undone sparrow]

maybe maybe not figure it out

[tawdry edge]

Alpharius is one of the 2 primarchs of the Alpha Legion

[undone sparrow]

shhh let the man figure it out

[tawdry edge]

The Alpha Legion is the only legion in 40k to have more than 1 primarch and they were famous for their mysterious tactics of sabotage, trickery and persuasion

[undone sparrow]

we are bastards i can tell you that

[tawdry edge]

For "meme lore", they are known for tricking other people as pretending to be someone else

[tawdry edge]

Not as much as the Night Lords, those are true bastards

[undone sparrow]

i know i know

[warm maple]

theres only one primarch of the Alpha Legion

Their twins

He's cool.

[tawdry edge]

"There's only one"

proceeds to say there are twins which means 2 people

[warm maple]

Thats the joke

[dire kayak]

i am alpharius

[tawdry edge]

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[tawdry edge]

Alpharius is also the smallest primarch of all the primarchs

[warm maple]

primussy

[dire kayak]

well said alpharius

also can i show you my knight castellan

[undone sparrow]

show it

[warm maple]

Lamentors is the only good space marines anyway

[undone sparrow]

THIS IS A LIE

cursed bastards

unlucky that unlucky this

[warm maple]

They fight through horror and pain

and remain faithful despite it all

[undone sparrow]

they should join forces of chaos

[dire kayak]

i figured out how to make my plasma 300% better than my previous design

[undone sparrow]

remain loyal to corpse

hah

[warm maple]

Alpharius is the most loyal traitor

[undone sparrow]

we're not loyal or traitor we need time figure it out

[gloomy tartan]

Y guys

wtf is this expedition shit

[warm maple]

who knows

[gloomy tartan]

I wasn’t playing darktide for a little bit

[undone sparrow]

money

[warm maple]

it doesn't do anything for progression LUL

[gloomy tartan]

Is it like

A gsme mode

[warm maple]

its just a game mode yeah

you collect shit

that has no purpose

[gloomy tartan]

Is it any fun?

[warm maple]

eh

[undone sparrow]

using scrap for money is poop

[undone sparrow]

no

[gloomy tartan]

Scrap for money?

[warm maple]

its more darktide with different stuff

[dire kayak]

i have a lot of fun

[warm maple]

You get scrap and tech remnants

[gloomy tartan]

I did see it had some weird use supplies for supplies shit

[warm maple]

tech remnants buy you stuff in between the missions

[undone sparrow]

for trade

[gloomy tartan]

Like some party mode

[warm maple]

err scrap*

[tawdry edge]

I think you already did?

[warm maple]

and tech remnants is for....cosmetics I guess kinda

[dire kayak]

the painted version

[gloomy tartan]

Like that resident evil minigame where Ethan uses scrap for supplies

[tawdry edge]

Depends on your definition of good

[gloomy tartan]

We get cosmetics?

[dire kayak]

with my based as hell plasma

[tawdry edge]

Sure!

[undone sparrow]

well i am gonna play some darktide

who will join me

[gloomy tartan]

I’m on dark tide yes

[undone sparrow]

good i just lied carry on

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it’s new so like

I have to try it

[tawdry edge]

Funnily enough

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll do heresy play then new mode chill

[tawdry edge]

the Lamentors almost joined chaos on complete accident

[undone sparrow]

minotours happends xd

[patent grove]

Log into darktide for first time in a week.. instant 2014 disconnect

[gloomy tartan]

You know those chairs that massage you with metal orbs

Tf is up with those

Why do the orbs feel good to some people

[tawdry edge]

Right at the start of the Badab War, the Lamentors allied with the Astral Claws and the other rebel chapters before Huron turned heretic and the civil war progressed into chaos vs loyalists

The Lamentors were sent on a penitent crusade to clean their name after that

[undone sparrow]

then minotours happend stupid lamentors

[tawdry edge]

Don't think I'm aware of the Minotaurs and Lamentors event since I'm not a fan of them

so I didn't follow a bunch of their lore

[undone sparrow]

minotours nearly destroyed lamentors so few still alive

[tawdry edge]

Ah

oh it was because of the Badab War

the Minotaurs were sent to deal with them and the Minotaurs decided to yoink their remaining damaged fleet

interesting, didn't know of this

[lethal condor]

Step 1 look up to alpharius or not to alpharius

[lethal condor]

Step 2 look up alaphs legion let me write ✍️ this down

[undone sparrow]

good carry on alpharius

[jaunty path]

anyone getting steam isues

[ripe tangle]

@somber stream

FRANCE! 🏳️

[tawdry edge]

no

[tired steeple]

AHHHHH

The jokes about France surrendering a lot would make sense if France actually surrendered a lot

[south valve]

They did it the once

and it was pretty recent

and historically important

(I think)

[astral basin]

Walmart attempt 3

[nocturne bloom]

NY wifi🥀

[astral basin]

the mourningstar welcomes your return, sister.

[formal mortar]

If you have a lot of muscle that's tight it can feel nice

[tired steeple]

See the thing about France’s loss in ww2 was that after ww1 they were financially fucked and undersupplied

They’d have lost to a drunk farmer and 12 chickens in that situation

[south valve]

I guess

wasn't most of the German army in Poland?

[tired steeple]

I make fun of France for other reasons

Like their smoking habits

[astral basin]

So i had a crosseyed moment
I read “- blacksea and mind of sid”
As “black ass of sid is typing”
Had to blink twice and reread

[tired steeple]

How much they smell

Lol I see

[south valve]

What's with the berets?

they don't look good

[tired steeple]

I like them but most people that wear them look awful in them

[south valve]

True

I feel that way about moustaches

[astral basin]

I like the old vet beret and ocular
Havent seen the new one yet

[south valve]

They can look really good, but most people with moustaches don't

[tired steeple]

Yeah moustaches is a good one. Not a lot of people suit them

[little marten]

Ooh La La

[astral basin]

She touched my shangri la

My oo nana

Fuck ive been psyoped w brainrot

[south valve]

This is brainrotted to that the point where I don't even recognise what you're referencing 😭

[little marten]

Old school brainrot

[south valve]

Brainrotted

[tulip kettle]

Cod ahh

[astral basin]

Post 2020s brain rot
Highly pixelated noodle skeletons that look like squid games characters
During the worst animations, you can imagine. As a dance

[tulip kettle]

OUTLAST TRIALS REFERENCE

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[tulip kettle]

Oh no I remember that

[dire kayak]

should i try using power maul on expeditions

[south valve]

The regular non-arbites one?

I love it

[dire kayak]

the ogryn one

[south valve]

Oh

[astral basin]

Like. TS was ACTUAL brain rot.

[south valve]

I HATE it

[south valve]

I wonder if I've seen this before

and have just forgotten

[gloomy tartan]

Ok new mode is fun enough

Not the coolest shit ever but it’s neat

I like the new grenades

[astral basin]

Too many people running straight for doors

[gloomy tartan]

Calling in. A air strike is fun

I had two arbs and a psyker we worked in duos I followed ppl

[south valve]

I feel like this is just the framework and there's a lot of room for development

[tired steeple]

You know a weapon I find reliable

Shock maul

[gloomy tartan]

The infantry las gun

[south valve]

That's the one I mean

[astral basin]

Expeditions is just experimental tech for the new Tide game

[south valve]

It's overlooked because people just use the arbi one, but it's really solid

[gloomy tartan]

Calling in the bomb run was fun dawg

Seeing a valk drop big ass missiles

[south valve]

But it's good against basically everything

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t try the mortar grenade yet

[south valve]

Does feel like it

[gloomy tartan]

Does the shock stun enemies at all like elites

[little marten]

Which mk is best lasgun?

[south valve]

Yes!

even crushers

[dire kayak]

FS has a grid point that solves the issue of the time limit

[gloomy tartan]

Like how chainsword rev attack can stun Shieldys?

[dire kayak]

grid point kappa literally gives you more time-

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I can’t stun crushers with Chainsword gotta dodge and weave and bleed them out

Or just throw nades like John Wayne wouel of done

[south valve]

This is why you need shock maul in your life

[gloomy tartan]

But my chain sword has teeth painted on it

frak this is written in the guard lol

[south valve]

-# Has teeth WHAT on it

[gloomy tartan]

Cadias teeth

[little marten]

Which mark?!?!?

[gloomy tartan]

The first one

XIIIg

[little marten]

🙏

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a be dead ass

The heavy attack does more damage

I like more damage

So I used that one

Also ain’t the light attack combo diff?

I have little knowledge on the difference on the chainsword marks ima keep it 200

[sour oyster]

wait there are only 4 difficulties now?

[south valve]

I think they all have their uses, but the fastest one feels too unreliable to me

[sour oyster]

Malice, Heresy, Damnation and Auric 🤔

wheres the 5th one

oh Uprising still exists, but only in the regular missions, not expeditions

[stiff elbow]

expedition only has four difficulties

[gloomy tartan]

Would BBLs be from nurgle or slanesh

[stiff elbow]

regular missions and mortis trials have all five

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

[little marten]

DMG > Speed

[gloomy tartan]

So I pick the right mark in your eyes ?

[little marten]

Me

[south valve]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

The damage one?

[little marten]

Hell yeah

[gloomy tartan]

We agree big number make monkey brain smile

Yay

[south valve]

especially because you can one shot head shot most things

Wait, are we talking about lasguns or chainswords?

[gloomy tartan]

The damage one hits so hard you can cut through weak mobs like a lawn mowers

[little marten]

I also couldn’t remember which marks were which since I haven’t used lasgun since launch so it’s helped me for when I make a lasgun build

[gloomy tartan]

Chainsword

[lethal condor]

Can arbites do good boss dps

[south valve]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

Lasgun was me joking b ur I unironicly have been using the lasgun

I got a lasgun skin I love

[little marten]

Kinda

[gloomy tartan]

Bolter is easier

I use the lasgun that has the most ammo and just spam shot the mother fucker

[south valve]

It's more for getting one special or elite out of the fight

[gloomy tartan]

Just constant lasgun fire

Arbites is survivable

Good friend to have close

They can bully shit that bully’s you

So you can get a chance to grenade them

[south valve]

I tend to find it annoying because you have to spam fire but also you wanna hit headshots

[gloomy tartan]

Headshot for elites

Spam for panic

Cuz you’ll hit the neck too

[south valve]

Sever the 'ead

[gloomy tartan]

Thoufh when there’s like 8 gunners sometimes a grenade is better

[south valve]

the body dois

[little marten]

Headshots are easy to hit now right?

[south valve]

With lasgun, yes

[little marten]

Nice

[gloomy tartan]

Lot easier yeah

[south valve]

the IIb also has less recoil

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why hip fire ain’t bad lol

[little marten]

Hip fire is great in Darktide

[gloomy tartan]

As long as you control the rise or the gun

[south valve]

I like looking through my gothic window scope

[little marten]

Across all weapons tbh

[gloomy tartan]

You can hipfire good with lasgun

[lethal condor]

I know they got really goof ad clear and probably the best survivability but wondering if that takes away from boss dps

[gloomy tartan]

The damage drop ain’t bad in las inf

So you can shoot shit from far the fuck away

[south valve]

Well the dogs electricity blitz can stagger bosses

[gloomy tartan]

Someone should name a arbites mega man

And name their dog after his dog

[south valve]

and I think that has some nice synergy with blessings that get extra samage against staggered enemies

Generally though, dog is for specials

[gloomy tartan]

Remember initial dog

[south valve]

(and petting)

[gloomy tartan]

When it did quick dashes

Just sonic the hedgehog spin dashing at every enemy

I remember

[south valve]

I wasn't there when arbites dropped 😔

busy with hd2

[gloomy tartan]

I was in a match with 3 abites

My veteran was adopted as a weird looking arbites cuz of the helm

I marked enemies

Their 3 dogs killed EVERYTHING

[south valve]

They nerfed dogs??

[gloomy tartan]

It felt like being a falconer or something

[south valve]

This will never be forgiven.

[gloomy tartan]

Bro original release dog was OP

Fucking leaping across from enemies back to back like a ninja

It was PEAK

[south valve]

Current dogs feel like a bit of a gimmick tbh

I wouldn't mind them being stronger

[somber stream]

👶 💥

[gloomy tartan]

It felt like being a falconer you didn’t have to shoot

[south valve]

Baby boomer

[shy panther]

bruh what lmao

[little marten]

I never saw the new dogs or boss in my expedition run 🙁

[shy panther]

the dogs are kinda stupid gamer, especially if you actually build for em

[gloomy tartan]

Me either nurgle

Me either

[little marten]

🫂

[south valve]

Compared to regenerating shock mines though?

[gloomy tartan]

Btw my girlfriend broke up with me

I kept calling her cadia on accident

[shy panther]

Yes.

[gloomy tartan]

She didn’t blow up all cool like cadia tho

She blew up like she threw the Nintendo at me like a chimp on new years angry at the humans for having toilets

[south valve]

I can't say I've had the most success with them

[gloomy tartan]

Like sorry you can’t live up to the ideal

[south valve]

Good god

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why cadians are from cadia and catachans are from catachan

[humble saffron]

They took the spunk outta my Hive Scum

[little marten]

She threw a Nintendo at you?

[gloomy tartan]

Liek that one book

Yeah a whole Nintendo

[little marten]

Might be time to switch bro

[south valve]

Yeah, I was gonna say

seems like a net positive

[gloomy tartan]

World star horn

Never smoke no weed from nox alpha

This is a daily reminder

[dull violet]

but they told be it was really good though

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the Warhammer equivalent of smoking gas station weed

[dull violet]

il risk it

[south valve]

Let us know how it is

[gloomy tartan]

Bout to wake up in between the Karnak twins covered in dried soda

[dire kayak]

i just failed my recent run to the pack master

[dull violet]

im yet to even win a expedition

[gloomy tartan]

Pack master

[little marten]

Start your own pack.

Become the alpha.

🐺

[south valve]

"Soda"

(sorry)

[dire kayak]

tbh id love to be called cadia

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone would love to be cadia

Cadia is was and allways will be that Bitch

[south valve]

I'd wanna be Atoma Prime, just saying

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia is like the Marilyn Monroe of planets

[dull violet]

i wanna be hadrons test subject

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch was her

Bitch exploded

Bitch was iconic

Cadia stands

[crimson socket]

Hello biomass

[gloomy tartan]

Springs and cogs

[south valve]

XENOS

[gloomy tartan]

Just a lot of inserting springs and cogs

[south valve]

hi

[crimson socket]

Hello there

[little marten]

Uh oh don’t let Neuro see this

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think you could figure out how to field strip a ak before a chimp could nurgle ?

[crimson socket]

Slaanesh neurolictor?

[little marten]

Indeed

[gloomy tartan]

I’m like 40 percent sure I could field strip a AK before a chimp

[crimson socket]

I wonder if there will be a tzeentch flyrant

lol

[little marten]

Ok I’m interested

[gloomy tartan]

What about Russian roulette with chimps

But instead of a gun

It’s a spinning box and there’s a chance they get a banana or don’t

Wait that’s just gambling

Dammit

[south valve]

Schrodinger's banana

[gloomy tartan]

Ah yes the famous Schrödingers cat experiment

[dire kayak]

someone said tzeentch?

i like tzeentch

[gloomy tartan]

You gon eat this cheese if you wanna get out the box

That’s how the experiment went

[south valve]

Can confirm

[little marten]

If I threw up in a shoebox at uni and left it in the corner for 6 months so everyone forgot it was there

[gloomy tartan]

And thus the cat ate the cheese

[little marten]

Was it in fact there?

[crimson socket]

I said tzeentch

[south valve]

It's both there and not there

[gloomy tartan]

A nurgling grew from that box

[south valve]

idk, I didn't actually understand Schrodinger's cat

[gloomy tartan]

His name was Ezra miller

[south valve]

quantum physics innit

[gloomy tartan]

I got you homie

I’ll explain it

[little marten]

Is he the fast guy?

[gloomy tartan]

Simple like

For us grunts

Us soldiers

Us humans

[crimson socket]

I love the fact I got the game 4 days ago and I’m already addicted

[south valve]

Arbites :3

[gloomy tartan]

Basically about his cat box

[crimson socket]

The silly arbitrator

[gloomy tartan]

Until you know somethings state

It has a equal chance of being like all states it could be

So until you open the box

[astral basin]

If you wanted ro spice up a grilled cheese, how would you do it?

[south valve]

Woah

[gloomy tartan]

The cat can be alive or dead