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[teal token]

[little marten]

Tenor gifs 🙈

[somber stream]

Hello Jerr

[teal token]

It is a short videos but the youtuber make into 1 whole video kek

[obtuse oak]

the discord gif feature is completely saved by the ability to feature any gif you see in a chat and save it for later

you can even drop a gif from somewhere else in chat and then immediately favourite it

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sobbing-gif-sobbing-uoooh-gif-24612778

[fallen tree]

its good background audio

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[south valve]

This makes me nervous

[marsh iris]

a classic

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

thats how i ended up with gems like this

[south valve]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-vermintide-2-saltzpyre-thumbs-up-victor-saltzpyre-gif-12423588020318615207

[little marten]

wtf give it to us

[obtuse oak]

what, embed perms?

[teal token]

Btw are there more expediations map?

[wind hornet]

mod power abuse smh

[little marten]

Just that gif tbf

[teal token]

[tired steeple]

Arthur Morgan’s an actual madman. No one on earth skins an animal with their bare hands except him

[green vector]

thought id try damnation expeditions

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/weeze-vpit-vkunia-veeme-troy-gif-25310810

no.

[green vector]

got 3 lobotomites

mb

[little marten]

Oh shit Troy gifs

[fallen tree]

introducing trustworthy role

[south valve]

I thought he uses a knife

[marsh iris]

dancing rannick sticker NOW

[little marten]

HECTOOOORRRRRRR

[teal token]

Hello comrade Magos of Autokratoris
Hello comrade Heorthu

[formal mortar]

Hank woke up and chose violence today

[obtuse oak]

yes i've asked the admin for this

[somber stream]

Those move are too awesome on Rannick, shouldn't be allowed tbh

[fallen tree]

is it jsut about converting it to sticker format, or like approval

[marsh iris]

i wanted to modmail but too lazy

[fallen tree]

first time i saw it, its such a good gif

[little marten]

What’s modmail

[south valve]

Frip Frap my goat

[little marten]

Is it a separate thing I thought you just pressed a button in the discord

[obtuse oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1482135176619360287/1483092978779029696/Light_of_the_Rannick.gif

[marsh iris]

modmail is a bot that helps you beg discord admins to add some stuff

[tired steeple]

Big animals? Yeah. Birds and rabbits? Literally his habds

[tired steeple]

Hello

[obtuse oak]

modmail in this case is only read by us wardens so not useful for contacting server admin or FS staff

[somber stream]

OnlyMod

[south valve]

He's just quirky like that

[obtuse oak]

oh that reminds me i should read some modmails

[tacit geode]

I'd imagine frip would say yes but I'm guessing you've asked him too?

[little marten]

Let’s skip the modmail and just give me your LONGTITUDE AND LATTITUDE

[south valve]

Oh wait it's Frop

[fallen tree]

are modmails usually coherent and valid or are they just criticisms from all sorts of angles

[south valve]

my life is a lie

[obtuse oak]

if i have to get his permission then i will

[little marten]

Wait that just gave me a great idea to become friendslop millionaires

Competitive orienteering game

[tacit geode]

Fripfrop I use frip as a formal since I am, of course, his friend

You could call him Mr Frop if you preferred

[neon agate]

Frog?

[south valve]

Sir Frop

[little marten]

Random gen map and players have to use the map to get from point A to B using a OSM and compass

[sly fiber]

Hi juat wanted to ask if any of the hotfuxes or update improved preformance in any way?

[little marten]

With some landmarks ofc for visual enjoyability

[south valve]

This man below me, frog react him

[somber stream]

What's OSM

[little marten]

Ordanance Survey Map - it’s just a map company in the U.K. I think but I wanted to sound like I knew a lot about maps

[fallen tree]

did you do cub/scouts or anything, i assume its the same in the uk as well as aus

[little marten]

We do, I was a cub and a scout

[fallen tree]

pog

[little marten]

Loved the scarf

[fallen tree]

it was good, also grinding for badges

[somber stream]

Poggers, i was also a scout

[cobalt lichen]

Going places by a map and compass is fun tbh.
Best with friends.

[little marten]

Exactly let’s bottle that lightening and put it into a heavily monetised friendslop game

[cobalt lichen]

lol

[fallen tree]

learning about topographical maps is probably my fondest childhood memory

[wide anchor]

Unrelated, but RIP Chuck Norris. I heard he died bringing back Cadia from the warp.

[fallen tree]

there is no way he died

did he really

google says so.. 😔

[formal mortar]

Chuck Norris was only good for the meme

[little marten]

Roadmap.

Q1: Early Access Launch - enjoy competitive orienteering challenges with your friends in a vast procedurally generated forest.

Q2: The Camping Update - Set up camp and enjoy fireside songs and fun with your team.

Q3: Weather Update - Dynamic weather updates that can effect route planning and provide unique challengers for your trips

Q4: Full Launch and New Map - Console launch, new desert map and a plethora of other features!

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[little marten]

I’ll take my GOTY award now thanks

[cobalt lichen]

I didn’t learn about it in school because school sucked.
Learned about it more recently for artillery reasons

[tawdry edge]

Homophobic cunt so I can't feel for him

[sleek harness]

Nurgle the Goth sounds more badass than Nurgle Gamer ngl

[fallen tree]

i dont know his lore that deep, if thats the case so be it 😩

[little marten]

Why don’t you make that your name then?

[cobalt lichen]

Nurgle the anti-vax

[sleek harness]

Because it doesn't fit me

[little marten]

I don’t think Im allowed to confirm or deny that on this server

[formal mortar]

Topography is something only taught in niche classes in school

[sleek harness]

Nurgle anti-vacine?

Unbelievable

[cobalt lichen]

Each to their own tbh.
Nothing I can do about it either way.

[little marten]

I’m not anti vaxx no

[sleek harness]

Proof

[fallen tree]

i learnt in geography class, but also scouts

[cobalt lichen]

Nurgle could be considered a vaccine in that he cures peopke of their lives

[sleek harness]

When was the last dose you took

[fallen tree]

topography is just fun to look at, discern

[little marten]

I had to get loads of jabs to go to Vietnam

I haven’t had the covid one tho

[formal mortar]

Yeah i learned it in geography which isn't required here and scouts as well, also engineering

[cobalt lichen]

didnt really have geography in my school.
We just watched spirited away and twister because the rest of the class was thick as pig shit

[tired inlet]

Geography was an elective in secondary school; we went over topography there.

[fallen tree]

yep yep, same

[sleek harness]

The cure for health

[sly fiber]

Is the game still stuttering and lagging a lot?

[fallen tree]

that sounds equally as fun, if not slightly better

[formal mortar]

Exactly its an elective

[fallen tree]

spirited away is a great film

[little marten]

See my orienteering game has legs

[formal mortar]

That's why so many Americans dont know geography

[little marten]

So who here will make it and share the profits with me?

[cobalt lichen]

not really.
I learned nothing except new slurs for Japanese people.

[tired inlet]

and that was a SomethingAwful forum post, and it wasn't even the first. The Chuck Norris joke was a SA goon derivative of the original Vin Deisel joke (and then that was derived to Mr. T because of SeanBaby)

[cobalt lichen]

True

[sleek harness]

You will steal all the profit

[fallen tree]

omg lmao, to each their own :^)

[little marten]

Omg we could call it!!!

[cobalt lichen]

I learned so much racism in school.
It was funny in how stupid it all is.

[green vector]

console players ruining my expeditions lets fucking go

[little marten]

GET LOST

The Competitive Orienteering Experience for you and up to 31 friends

[green vector]

[sleek harness]

You mean high school?

[fallen tree]

what year did u graduate

[cobalt lichen]

Would

[tired inlet]

and it wasn't political geography, more skin to physical geography, like windward and leeward sides of mountain ranges and why the Earth is shaped like it is.

[cobalt lichen]

Ye
The UK equivalent

[cobalt lichen]

2019

[sleek harness]

Tooth Healthcare School

[cobalt lichen]

Would be something I’d like to make but I’m too lazy

[formal mortar]

Our geography class was both political and physical

[little marten]

Yeah same but let’s agree if we ever do we will find each other

And take the friendslop scene by storm

[formal mortar]

So we had to read international newspapers everyday

[whole glade]

i can only have half a tostinos pizza :((((( I HATE GASTRO

GRAHHHH

[cobalt lichen]

I’ve got worse teeth than the rat in your pfp

[fallen tree]

i mean i graduated in 2010, it wasnt any better back then yeah

[formal mortar]

As well as learn maps and etc

[sleek harness]

Exactly

It's white the teeth

Very good

[little marten]

People could make custom maps too

[formal mortar]

Same

[sleek harness]

I take care of my teeth very good

[cobalt lichen]

Friendslop seems fun but I never had anyone to play such games with lmao

[little marten]

I fell off the trend after fall guys

[cobalt lichen]

never played it

[little marten]

You fall

[fair bridge]

peak?

[cobalt lichen]

Darktide and other similar shooters are the closest I’ve ever been to having gamer friends.

[fallen tree]

i liked peak, i dont usually play those games

[cobalt lichen]

same.
I keep them in a nice box

[sleek harness]

The last good looking teeth

[little marten]

People here are super chill mostly it’s a good place to find folks to play with i haven’t wanted to group with strangers in years but here changed me

My main friend group got to the point where every single game we played was an output for them getting angry so I gave up with it

[cobalt lichen]

On the subject of stinky rats, I’ve been drawing my idea of what a Skaven class would look like in Darktide.

Haven’t yet figured out why the hell the inquisition would even allow that, but I’m sure I can find a way.

[sleek harness]

Bioweapons

It's a servitorized skaven

[fair bridge]

people like that are so weird. this is game time. fun time. relax

[cobalt lichen]

true
Had an idea that the skaven is like that.
Boi is covered in purity seals

[little marten]

Exactly! But I’d be lying if I didn’t say my time playing league didn’t make me angry too lol

[sleek harness]

Servitor skavens would be like a pack of hounds

But there was no end

[cobalt lichen]

only tails

[wind hornet]

what would happen if we covered nurgle in purity seals and gave him a bath

hmmmmm

[cobalt lichen]

he would melt

[fallen tree]

i put up with league for so many years, they finally added oce servers and i never came back. damage already done 😭

[sleek harness]

He would instantly grow all his rot because someone in the normal world forgot to flush their toilet

[wind hornet]

not that much different than average reddit user then

[fair bridge]

i mean everyone gets a little peeved at not winning but i think it has to do with how to process losing in a way that's constructive rather than "i'm going to kill myself and everyone around me if i lose this match"

[green vector]

me when i lose

[woven sigil]

League just seems to have a horrendous community

[green vector]

it does

[marsh iris]

sounds close to reality

[vestal mantle]

Chuck Norris passed T.T

[white wyvern]

nurgle is feeding off redditors

confirmed

[little marten]

And discord users 😈

[woven sigil]

I prefer that other one, Nurgle is pretty basic

[fallen tree]

i was defending it earlier based on the fact i have no real options, but that subway frikken sucked

[little marten]

Ok I’ve got the update installing

Give me the top tips for expeditions

Please use AI formatting

[marsh iris]

dont suck

[somber stream]

Don't die

[green vector]

subway is dogshit

[fallen tree]

i dont have other options where i live, i just wanted a sub 😩

[south valve]

As an AI language model, I am unable to engage in derogatory language or behaviour, even if Nurgle Gamer might be considered a "noob"

[marsh iris]

[formal mortar]

Imagine having no sandwich shop

That'd be horrible

[marsh iris]

become the sandwich shop

[fallen tree]

i wish to dream instead

time to invest. id make a polish hot dog stand if i had to choose. i love them even more

[woven sigil]

You will get stuck on terrain elements. An uuhh, don't do what some folks last night were doing and getting mad about losses when they don't know the mode an calling it shit as a result

[little marten]

Subway workers splitting atoms to cut a slice of deli meat thin enough to still legally be able to call it a Italian BMT

[south valve]

In all seriousness, just try to communicate with your team well, only pick fights when you have to and have fun

[little marten]

Text chat is fine yeah?

[tired inlet]

""In his #general-chat at Darktide's Discord, dead @fallen tree waits dreaming""

[fallen tree]

yeah

[south valve]

You can also mark the locations you want to go to on your auspex

[fallen tree]

maybe auric diff

[little marten]

Awesome thanks guys I’ll keep you posted 🙏

[drowsy lynx]

Be prepared to crash and reconnect to a loss on half your missions

[formal mortar]

Don't fight patrols unless you have to, don't fight enemies outside the zones unless they approach you, move fast, don't linger, run away from hordes if you can.

[little marten]

My 17ms will keep me safe

[fallen tree]

ive seen so many ppl disconnect, mostly in havoc post patch. im usually the one to dc but i havent, so weird

[green vector]

fight every patrol or no balls

[formal mortar]

I haven't crashed once on it

[little marten]

Yeah Ngl I ignored avoid patrol comment

There will be no evacuation.

[drowsy lynx]

I had zero crashes on day 2 of release playing a full session with mods on. After the hotfix I now crash almost every mission even with mods disabled

[woven sigil]

Mobility really is king in this new mode, there is almost nowhere you can hunker down an hold

[formal mortar]

Honestly people fight all the patrols then die and then I have to carry and I decide to just die on purpose because im not about that carpal tunnel

[drowsy lynx]

I was clutching a mission carrying 2000+ remnants and got dropped

[little marten]

What’s the best way to stealth aggro a patrol?

Asking for a friend

[formal mortar]

You don't stealth aggro

[woven sigil]

Stealth aggro? Just run up and hit them

[formal mortar]

You just aggro

[little marten]

I see

[fallen tree]

facepull ig, if not raanged shot

[marsh iris]

1. use the auspex to scan for remnant areas
2. the first person to select the area usually everyone just follow
3. probably about 4 remnant areas to collect per zone. you have 3 zones.
4. at 3 minute mark, you either go for safehouse or extract. (best to be at least 5 minutes if you plan to go to the next zone after the safehouse)
5. collect salvage to buy shit in the safehouse, like ammo, stims, healing, special items (mines, valkyrie bombing)
6. everyone have their own pool of salvage, goblin up

[formal mortar]

You have to walk pretty close to aggro them otherwise shoot them from afar

[little marten]

Ok damn that’s good info

[marsh iris]

[low wharf]

why aggro patrols, itll make the later zones harder

[fallen tree]

depends on ur allies

[low wharf]

unless they're in the way ofc

[formal mortar]

If you aggro enough patrols you won't make it to any later zones :D

[marsh iris]

i feel they aggro more at lower timings?

[little marten]

Because even one heretic left alive can sow the seeds of the ruinous powers.

[drowsy lynx]

If you aggro patrols it'll send you more bosses and those drop 150 remnants each

[tired inlet]

Also, the relic is meant to be carried to the end of the zone to the safe house for a massive bonus;
if you want a very cheap & easy penance, find the zone 1 relic, call for evac immedaitely, and bring it to evac and extract with it.

[little marten]

Can someone else carry it? Does it limit my actions?

[tired inlet]

it's like a power cell/vacuum capsule

[fallen tree]

^

[low wharf]

you wont get the penance prog if youre not the one carrying it

[little marten]

I mean I could just play and find out but I appreciate the info

[marsh iris]

yeah its like carrying powercells but you walk a little faster than that

[low wharf]

source: me at 1/x while having the team deposit atleast 5+

[formal mortar]

Just slide with it

[little marten]

Ah I’ll leave thst to someone else then

[marsh iris]

the most we had is we carried 2 relic things

[formal mortar]

Also dont rely in your teammates to loot :)

[tired inlet]

you don't know what PoI has the relic, but typically once you find it drop it off at either evac or the safehouse gate and keep moving

[little marten]

Are the POIs cool?

[tired inlet]

they're mini-events

[little marten]

Or just like a shack in the sand

[formal mortar]

Many a match where I split off and finish 3 of the sites only to find my team who was at the 4th the entire time never finished it

[fallen tree]

generic tabletop structures

[low wharf]

not super special, mostly just hacking minigames

[fallen tree]

nothing crazy

[low wharf]

there's one that requires some parcour

[tawdry edge]

Using discord trough my job's wifi connection is completely dogshit

[little marten]

Understood understood

[low wharf]

there is a new hacking minigame however, requires you to match a combi of 4 symbols

[little marten]

Ooh what about environmental hazards is there those?

[tawdry edge]

I have to close and open the app to see messages being sent to me cause they don't load in real time

[formal mortar]

Some are climbing puzzles, some are find the power, some are hacking, some are stay in the zone

Dust storms on some zones

Which are doodoo

[little marten]

Ah visibility shit?

[formal mortar]

No

[obtuse oak]

Yeah some grid points have them

Nighttime is one

Dust tornadoes are another

[marsh iris]

oh yeah the new hacking minigame is... kinda ok.. you just have to look at the top 2 rows of the required symbols instead of all four to reduce headache (works 85%) of the times

[little marten]

Night time sounds cool

[formal mortar]

Bullshit hitbox that sucks you in for a random amount of time

[obtuse oak]

And there's datamined stuff for lightning strikes and Nurgle flies iirc

[little marten]

Is that for the whole map or the PoI?

[low wharf]

wait how is nighttime a hazard lol

[fallen tree]

or all left, or all right, just match 2

[formal mortar]

That can spawn on bridges with 0 warning and throw you into cliffs or trap you under a bridge forever

[obtuse oak]

Well not a hazard but an environment modifier I guess

[fallen tree]

im usually looking at top and bottom left icons for new auspex

[little marten]

You know what Darktide needs

A jockey

[low wharf]

the true hazard is lack of vitamin d

[marsh iris]

night time is kind of docile i feel

[fallen tree]

l4d jockey? nahh

[little marten]

Hell yeah

[marsh iris]

nurgling jockey

[formal mortar]

That would make sense

[little marten]

It could even be tied to the blightstormer - so it summons warp swirls and also mind controls your team so you gotta whack em out of it

Actually my idea sucks

Nvm

[green vector]

true

[fallen tree]

lmao

[tawdry edge]

NURGLING JOCKEY

[whole glade]

Leviathan confirmed in Trench Crusade!!!! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Grahhhh

[fallen tree]

lack of control from a new mob would be cool, my first thought was a root but that would actually be dogshit

[halcyon glen]

Where is Hank

[little marten]

What about a smoker type enemy thst traps you and slowly pulls you towards its maw and you have to destroy the ‘tongue’

[marsh iris]

maybe you still have some form of control like the l4d jockey

[tawdry edge]

Mid crusade (first time ragebaiting kinda nervous)

[halcyon glen]

@jovial pine

[marsh iris]

your teammate have to whack the nurglings that cling on your limbs

[whole glade]

[fallen tree]

smoker type enemy is cool, probably too close to trapper. a 40k spin could make it sick tho surely

[green vector]

a servo skull that comes out and gives you slop top

gotta whack it off

[little marten]

🙈

[whole glade]

I just wanted to share sumthing cool…

[marsh iris]

💀 pulls you through all the crowd and aggro

[fallen tree]

.5 seconds being dragged thru a crowd in auric and ur dead, maybe less

nty

[tawdry edge]

Im sorry koz i think its cool asf dont worry

[marsh iris]

shredded meat

[little marten]

Could be like a ceiling based tumour that slowly pulls you up

Like those things in silksong

[fallen tree]

like hd2?

oh that too

[marsh iris]

half life barnacle?

[little marten]

That’s the one

[whole glade]

YIPPEE

[green vector]

get ye barnacles out for the lads

[little marten]

But shooting them explodes a pool of acid below

So it’s got DEPTH

[marsh iris]

it could drop loot from previous victims

[fallen tree]

what about nurgle controllers from stalker

[little marten]

That would be cool

[fallen tree]

maybe that fits another chaos race first

[little marten]

I imagine if FatShark are moving towards showing more Nurgle corruption it might be cool to have enemies that are tied to the changing environment more than humanoid

I’d still prefer Plaguebearers mind

[green vector]

theres summit in files called nurgling flies apparently

as a expedition thing

stinky shit poopy flies

[little marten]

HANK SAID THAT

[green vector]

no i said it first

[tired inlet]

like the area becoming a bit more of a "Garden" you say?

then they will exterminatus the planet.

[elder oasis]

Winder if they are just nurgle corrupted flies or actually le epic rotflies

We have beasts, rotflies are their next cycle

[little marten]

if the exterminatus is a fatshark update it gives us at least 8 months before it happens

[green vector]

itll probly just be a different colored enemy lmao

[tired inlet]

Fatshark importing Cazadores from F:NV and giving them carapace armor

[green vector]

fatshark init

[woven sigil]

Please not a flying monstrosity

Ples no

[elder oasis]

When a beast of nurgle who are typically like puppies gets depressed no one will play with them they turn into the rotflies which hate everyone.

They literally mald so hard they transform

[woven sigil]

Anything but that

[elder oasis]

Heh we would so hate that

Havoc spawning in 4 at once

[tawdry edge]

IS THAT HOW THEYRE BORN?? I thought they were completely different things, thats kinda neat

[glass bough]

Nice the lobby crashed during extraction

[rare pulsar]

Yes

Thats how it works

[cobalt lichen]

people work similarly

[tawdry edge]

Thats kinda neat

[south valve]

Dual pistols feel pretty good to me now

[lethal condor]

Just drank my first soda in years ngl kinda good

[limber turtle]

How are you guys liking the changed spawns in gloriana and relay station

[teal token]

E

Are there more Expedition maps?

[rare pulsar]

I was flabbergasted at gloriana tbh

I was wondering if the spawns broke or smth

But not bad

[oak nexus]

happy friday all

[limber turtle]

Same! Relay station jump scared me. I like it though the density feels good.

[rare pulsar]

Yeah

[green vector]

2920/3000 remnants

fuck off

[oak nexus]

from new expeditions or what

also didnt know you were a penance grinder like that

[green vector]

its not penance

[south valve]

I wish the scum's stim UI was better

[oak nexus]

oh remnants

[green vector]

its to unlock next grid point

[oak nexus]

cant read

[green vector]

but i am a penance

grinder

you need to get 3k in grid point beta

scoured every inch of the map that the time allowed me to

still short

[oak nexus]

didnt they reduce it

[green vector]

gj fatshark

[green vector]

they need to reduce it more

[tired inlet]

when you kill a beast or nurgle, or if it gets depressed, it molts into a Rot Fly one of the worst demons of nurgle

[green vector]

oh wait

its 3000 in one OR 7500 total

ignore everything i just said

[green vector]

insert alex jones im kinda rarted gif

[tired inlet]

<< He's kinda farted

[loud kestrel]

A fly is worse than a great unclean one? Or is it a different fly from those oversized ones

[tired inlet]

Rot Flies as Wasps the size of a cessna and used as flying mounts by plaguebearers

[loud kestrel]

Didn't assume those were worse than GUO

[tired inlet]

Great Unclean Onces are Greater Daemons, so they're the best Nurgle has other than like.. Mortarion

[oak nexus]

great stink ones

[loud kestrel]

Reading comprehension is not my best

[tired inlet]

Rot flies aren't the worst, but one of them.

[green vector]

im a great stink one tbh

[loud kestrel]

I completely read this his whole thing incorrectly, my apologies

[amber delta]

mortarion is actually the worst Nurgle has to offer

[loud kestrel]

Not Typhus?

[amber delta]

typhus is the best

[tired inlet]

It actually is kind of wild that he gets away with just betreying Nurgle and disobeying Nurgle sometimes

[amber delta]

yeah fr papa should just unalive him

all my homies hate morty

[loud kestrel]

He has some sick drip tho

[tired inlet]

Guilleman fucked him up

[green vector]

ricky and morty mentioned?????

IM PICKLE RICK

[amber delta]

funniest shit ive ever seen

[rare pulsar]

Imagine getting folded by girlyman

[loud kestrel]

That eldar lady would know.... yverain?

[tired inlet]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/6/6b/RotFly1.jpg

[neon agate]

[green vector]

you showing me a pic of that for

[oak nexus]

why does it look like the infects coochie is grippin the fly

[green vector]

i play total warhammer mf i know that shit

[tired inlet]

thatr's a plagebearer mounted on a rot fly

[green vector]

2 grippy

[neon agate]

Bro you said great stink. Take a shower (JK JK)

[green vector]

im the real grungler

[oak nexus]

the humble grungler

[rare pulsar]

Transform into the great clean one

[obtuse oak]

Not really

[visual vortex]

I fucked Guilleman

Waijt

No

[obtuse oak]

Guilliman would've died if he hadn't been possessed by Emperor

[neon agate]

YOU WHAT

[visual vortex]

I fucked Guilleman up

[winged oasis]

is it possible to stealth in this game

[visual vortex]

I swear my brain or my typos are lowk gonna end me one of these days

[obtuse oak]

So not exactly Mortarion's fault imo

G-man just has incredible plot armour

[neon agate]

Closest you get is stealth skills

For temp stealth

Like vet and zeal

They are the only ones

[amber delta]

Imperium needs to win every fight because they cant lose their big name characters, and chaos can lose because their characters can just resurrect, but it has to by phyrric victory so that it feels like there are stakes

Angron is the funniest example of this

[marsh iris]

nah imperium need more elf waifus to revive big namers

[woven sigil]

That sounds dangerously close to heresy

[little marten]

ok i did my first expedition

[visual vortex]

GW forgot about Guilleman's elf wife

[tired inlet]

I would posit the decade+ joke of Failbaddon the Armless

[little marten]

I had no idea wtf was going on

Those big grenades are fun tho

[rare pulsar]

Spawn in. Loot. Repeat

[naive magnet]

Guys

[visual vortex]

Ladies

[naive magnet]

Chuck Norris is kil

[marsh iris]

james workshop seeding heresy amongst smurf fans

[rare pulsar]

I like it tho its fun

[tired inlet]

it's going to be a bit hectic the first couple of times because your team mates will just bounce.

[amber delta]

at least Abaddon doesnt die, Angron gets respawned after a month spent in the warp so they can keep killing him

[little marten]

My teammates all died and I got locked in the airlock with a captain

[rare pulsar]

F

[little marten]

My first 1v1 with a captain tbf

Hated every moment of it

[tired inlet]

was it heresy?!

[little marten]

Auric

[woven sigil]

It's fun tho, even when shit does hit the fan

[tired inlet]

I probably wouldn't try a new mode in fukken auric difficulty

[fiery wave]

Yeah, you gotta fight the bosses you pull.

[visual vortex]

I did

[little marten]

I got him tho I was playing zealot with heavy evis so it wasn’t too bad

We finished the mission

[marsh iris]

[green vector]

[little marten]

It was 2h mace captain

[marsh iris]

"im not locked in here with you, YOU ARE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"

[little marten]

He popped my last chance tbf lol

[amber delta]

mace captain is that one kid everyone bullies at school

[rare pulsar]

CECIL!!! HELP MEEEEE

[marsh iris]

still a win!

[little marten]

He only did the kick move and the charged overhead so wasn’t too bad

[zealous geyser]

is there even a reason to play the new mode when its so buggy that it fails my team half the time even though we evac'd?

[visual vortex]

Money

[craggy nebula]

I have played the new mode a dozen times and never gotten the mission failed bug

[little marten]

But I did go down in zone 3 cause I got bold and tried to solo a zone

[rare pulsar]

Drip

I like the new mode tho

Didnt crash for me yet

[zealous geyser]

i get fucking nothing it fails me even when we evac

[tired inlet]

also haven't had a crash

[marsh iris]

i really like the map design, a lot of nooks and crannies with some verticals

[brazen pelican]

Skill issue.

[tired inlet]

but I understand that some people are having some issues.

[little marten]

They saved me 😔

[tired inlet]

I think the learning curve hasn't flattened yet for the playerbase

but is has a much longer lifespan than Mortis

[brazen pelican]

Be honest. You didn't "try and solo a zone", you were giving sensitive info to the heretics.

[little marten]

It said o2 on the map and I thought it would give us oxygen lol

[tired inlet]

especially when/if they add more biomes, like the polar areas

[marsh iris]

they saved their hero

"This is the guy who 1v1 the captain"

[rare pulsar]

Drg veteran

[little marten]

It was pretty epic almost bleeding out to see a streak of flames come in and wipe everything out around me

[brazen pelican]

And with the walking off on his own, definitely a Scout main.

[little marten]

I used the air strike thing it seemed a bit janky?

[brazen pelican]

I love chucking the fucking artillery shell.

[languid hazel]

Bluh… I’m so tired boss

[little marten]

Yeah the throwable grenades are fucking great

[marsh iris]

theyre testing some HD2 thingy i guess maybe add more if it works good

[little marten]

I like the format I don’t like the timer

[neon agate]

YOU BETTER NOT BE. YOU ARE PART OF THE WORST EXPEDIDTION IN HISTORY TONIGHT

[rare pulsar]

I like the timer

[languid hazel]

Not that kind of tired

[rare pulsar]

Makes people focus the obj

[little marten]

Then we are at a loggerhead 😡

[marsh iris]

hopefully next we get to call in macrocannons from mourningstar

[rare pulsar]

Draw

[languid hazel]

Genuine question at this point: is there anyone in this server who can smuggle me out of the US?

[little marten]

😵

[visual vortex]

No fuck off

[flint mesa]

Expeditions mode is great with friends.
sucks ass with randoms who rush to the sanctuary and kill you both

[rare pulsar]

[visual vortex]

Go to micbigan

[marsh iris]

go to area 51

[rare pulsar]

Go immigrate to mexico

[drowsy lynx]

It's funny that the thrown shell seems more powerful than the basilisk strike

[obtuse oak]

Grid point Kappa is your friend

Nighttime and 30min timer

[little marten]

What is that?!?!?

[obtuse oak]

One of the unlockable zones

[languid hazel]

That’s really not much safer

[drowsy lynx]

Honestly the timer should just show you the full mission time from the start rather than adding 5 minutes every time you get into a new zone

[obtuse oak]

On the expedition mission terminal you have a map with locations that have a requirement to unlock

[little marten]

Ohhh ok

[obtuse oak]

Kappa is the most forgiving one

[drowsy lynx]

Randoms cannot comprehend a timer going back up again

[rare pulsar]

But nobodys gonna stop you

[little marten]

I completed it tbf 🙏

[visual vortex]

The vortex aero?

[obtuse oak]

Also yeah idk if you noticed nurgle

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[brazen pelican]

Trying out the chem grenade, kinda miss my rocket launcher. Those grenades kinda allows me to have both.

[obtuse oak]

But you gain 5 minutes in every sanctuary

[visual vortex]

I really like that thing

[obtuse oak]

So it's not as stressful as it seems

[little marten]

Our last zone was only 5 mins lol

[marsh iris]

aim for about 5 minutes to the next sanctuary

[rare pulsar]

Thats enough for 1-2 more points

[amber delta]

me when I don't read gamemode rules

[visual vortex]

@drowsy lynx you odnt know what a vortez aero is?

[little marten]

Tell you what tho there was like a small chasm on the map and it felt awesome jumping across it to take out a shotgunner

[amber delta]

(they should be more readily available in game tho)

[rare pulsar]

I fell down so many chasms

[obtuse oak]

I watched 2 teammates run into it once

Because they didn't see it was a chasm from the higher side

[drowsy lynx]

Ahh I had to Google it, I've thrown one before but had no idea it was called that lol

[little marten]

Lmao

[rare pulsar]

Mighve been me

[visual vortex]

I LOVE jumping over the chasms

[neon agate]

They are not blessed by knowledge even by cheese

[drowsy lynx]

And yes we should throw them like that

[little marten]

That reminds me did u guys see the dash cam footage of that bridge in Brazil?

[obtuse oak]

Yes

[visual vortex]

They should whistle like them

[little marten]

Where the motorbike driver just drives into nothing

[obtuse oak]

Poor woman

[little marten]

That was insane

[drowsy lynx]

Forbidden cheese knowledge

[obtuse oak]

Left behind a couple of kids

[little marten]

Awful

[neon agate]

CHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE

[obtuse oak]

Fucking bizarre way to die

[visual vortex]

If i were to die please let it be in s funny way 🙏

[woven sigil]

I am about to eat gluttonous amounts of cheese

[visual vortex]

Like an eagke drops a turtle on my head

[neon agate]

Good

[obtuse oak]

Fuck that, I wanna die in my bed while I'm high as a kite on morphine at 93 years old

[little marten]

I know it sounds morbid but like at least you kinda know.. if even for a split second I see a bridge collapsing I’d prefer that to dying without knowing I’m gonna die

[obtuse oak]

I was there when my grandmother died that way and it didn't seem so bad.

[visual vortex]

I wanna die by a nerf dart bullet or by a lego 1x1 stud

[void smelt]

In 20 minutes I will consume my designated nutrition of the day 🔥

[little marten]

In fact when someone gets like stealth headshotted that really really unsettles me

[uncut bone]

Night shift

[obtuse oak]

Yeah I also feel that way. I'd feel cheated out of something if I died unaware of it

[brazen pelican]

Goals.

[rare pulsar]

How did it switch to death so fast

[uncut bone]

The gas price was outrageous rn in my country

[obtuse oak]

Dutch?

[uncut bone]

I had to bicycle to my circle k to work now

[little marten]

Real respects real

If I had to kill you hank I’d look you in the eyes

[obtuse oak]

Thanks man. Appreciate it.

[languid hazel]

I can guess why

[brazen pelican]

Smiling? Sad? Trying to put on a brave face?

[visual vortex]

When do we get flintstone feet cars

[rain pilot]

I have awaken

[little marten]

Actually im a bit shy I’d look at your feet

[uncut bone]

Yes, thanks to mr orange man

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-aaron-paul-jesse-pinkman-sad-tears-gif-15925597

[little marten]

^ that

[languid hazel]

Mhm

[visual vortex]

If we had flintstone cars

The universe wouldnhave to HOLD ME BACK

[rain pilot]

The ward gave me new drugs

[visual vortex]

Aimt NOBODY'S feet sade from me

[uncut bone]

I had to chain my bicycle to a fuckinh tree to prevent it from getting stolen

[rare pulsar]

Search this mans computer

[woven sigil]

Not gonna lie, death from head-trauma sounds like the worst way to go. I want my death-ride DMT trip goddamnit

[little marten]

Hahahaha I took me a second to figure out where you were going with that

[rain pilot]

I chained it to a stop sign once

[brazen pelican]

Can't have shit in Detroit?

[visual vortex]

I was about to ask if it was michigan

[little marten]

Hell yeah brother

[obtuse oak]

Yes?

[little marten]

I wanna ride the pineal transmitter all the way to the center of the universe

[obtuse oak]

Dont you always lock up your bike with a chain?

[rain pilot]

Pernor

[brazen pelican]

Might depend on the amount of force.

[woven sigil]

Damn right

[uncut bone]

Actually I chain it with two chain

[rain pilot]

Smart

[uncut bone]

I use 4 with a U lock

[languid hazel]

I want to die by being strapped to 100 lbs of C4

And then being detonated

[visual vortex]

Chop down rhe tree

[brazen pelican]

Wish granted, but the explosives won't go off.

[rain pilot]

The number of chains is getting higher

[languid hazel]

Fuck

[little marten]

Eat enough ultra-processed foods and you can have a similar death

[woven sigil]

It's not something I would like to consider where possible

[uncut bone]

I use 4 chains with U locks 🔒, can't have shit in Michigan anymore

Or ha noi

[woven sigil]

You know people can spontaneously explode under certain circumstances? You might not even need the C4

[green vector]

[rain pilot]

Pinkguy you're just PeeWee Herman with his bike

[little marten]

I think I’d like to die getting shot rescuing a son and father from a diamond mining camp and I leave them on a cliffs edge to hold off the mercenaries

[brazen pelican]

Falling into a black hole, I wanna die as spaghetti.

[green vector]

i wanna die from heart attack while clapping cheeks

[rain pilot]

There is a spider venom for that

[little marten]

Actually that is NOT based

[obtuse oak]

I am reminded of that whale carcass they tried to tow away from the beach through a neighbourhood and it exploded so violently due to a buildup of decomposition gases that at least one car was destroyed by a several hundred kg chunk of whale landing on it

[uncut bone]

Also I take òf the saddles and replace it with a spike one

[green vector]

yes it is

[uncut bone]

Maximum protection, can't have shit in ha noi

[little marten]

Blue balled death

[visual vortex]

Sounds like that one enemy from mewgenic that pops when u kill it

[uncut bone]

One blink and your mofo bike/cycle got looted

[plush ginkgo]

so my account almost got suspended just now

[little marten]

Serious question for you folks;

Do you think there would be more or less war if humans exploded into confetti when they died?

[uncut bone]

Why?

[visual vortex]

Why

[plush ginkgo]

just got locked out of my account for 2 hours for "suspicious activity"

[woven sigil]

Well that one is difficult to arrange

[visual vortex]

Why

[plush ginkgo]

probably from talking in here too much

[brazen pelican]

Definitely more serial killer clowns.

[obtuse oak]

Damn you were a bot after all

[uncut bone]

Way to go discord

[obtuse oak]

Time to take your convict role away

[visual vortex]

🤖

[brazen pelican]

I know. :<

[little marten]

My fucking dad bought a 1950’s clown doll

[visual vortex]

That's amazing

[uncut bone]

Hankk, ogryn build for expedition when

[somber stream]

Power abuse backfired, totally not foreseenable at all

[brazen pelican]

I say this with no due respect. Is your dad insane?

[little marten]

Yes

[brazen pelican]

Part of a posse?

[woven sigil]

An insane posse?

[little marten]

It’s so creepy hang on let me find the pic

[visual vortex]

Who?

[brazen pelican]

An insane posse of clowns?

[somber stream]

Hank's premature red rolled a greyname

[brazen pelican]

No thanks.

[drowsy lynx]

You made me spit out my faygo

[visual vortex]

Why faygo

When Vernor's?

[uncut bone]

Kill this thing

[little marten]

I put the fucker in zealot chat

[brazen pelican]

Who the fuck is a faygo?

[woven sigil]

God I am so tempted to post a Clown Core album in here right now

[drowsy lynx]

Are you unfamiliar with icp's faygo alignment?

[drowsy lynx]

I know right

[visual vortex]

No vernor better

[drowsy lynx]

Vernor's was better when it had real ginger in it

Now it's just dark fizzy piss

[visual vortex]

You dont get vernor's

You're bot from michigan

[brazen pelican]

A story in three pictures.

[uncut bone]

KILL

[visual vortex]

Grind ginger into it

[little marten]

Your commitment to visual storytelling is commendable

[drowsy lynx]

You not allowed to say this if you don't know about ICP + faygo

[visual vortex]

Icp

I cee

Piggies

[drowsy lynx]

Icy pee

[visual vortex]

You are not allowed to say this if you dont have five different guns crafted from flint's lead pipes in your mattress

[drowsy lynx]

It's a soda brand local to Michigan, ICP and their fans are known for liking it

[visual vortex]

Michigan pop

[brazen pelican]

ICP has fans?

[visual vortex]

Same with vernors

[elder merlin]

A drink

[visual vortex]

Best faygo is rock'n'rye

[drowsy lynx]

Faygo is kinda awesome because they have lots of weird flavors

[visual vortex]

Yeah

But vernor has a funny ginger guy on the cans

This is why we're the best state

[brazen pelican]

I've heard only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger.

[drowsy lynx]

Most big soda companies are happy with one lemon/lime soda, faygo has 3 different ones (a mtn dew copy, a sprite copy, and a squirt copy)

[astral basin]

Sword and scales between two spires

[green vector]

waddup my ginga

[uncut bone]

Circle k night shift

[astral basin]

AAAAAAAAAA

not tonight

[astral basin]

Unfortunately

[uncut bone]

I chained my bicycle on a tree with 4 chain and a u lock

[astral basin]

The whole weekend

[little helm]

5 minutes and an angle grinder

[astral basin]

Oh. Joji. Didn’t realize

[uncut bone]

[visual vortex]

Tick tock

[uncut bone]

Please mr robber I only have a bike left, I don't have enough money to paid the gas price

[astral basin]

Tiktok has indeed rotted the brains of a generation

[visual vortex]

I was referring to the buff merc video

But yeah that tooo

[little marten]

Me too

I love tiktok

[uncut bone]

Heyy

[little helm]

youre safe anyways, couldnt charge my angle grinder battery due to the high cost of electricity

[uncut bone]

What's the gas price in usa rn now guys?

[brave hull]

holy shit the ammount of "i have no idea what the fuck i'm doing but will act like squad lead" larpers is fucking nuts in the new mode

[uncut bone]

True

[visual vortex]

Do you think jojinwas ever sent the buff merc video?

[astral basin]

I have a bike
I wouldn’t last trying to ride it to work
Turn a 10m drive into 40

[woven sigil]

It's getting a bit like that these days

[brave hull]

like dawg, if you have no idea where you are going or what you are doing just admit it

[little helm]

gas price? im unsure, im from the netherlands. 2.34 euros currently

[uncut bone]

Bicycle 🚲

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

Ego gamers in a nutshell

[visual vortex]

Zealot mains in a nutshell

[uncut bone]

I ride to uni, to work everyday

[elder merlin]

Did you check out Black Dynamite yet? @brazen pelican

[little marten]

Guilty 😈

[uncut bone]

It is cheao

[visual vortex]

Chia pet

[little marten]

£1.40 a litre here apparently

But I don’t drive so fuck knows what that means

[obtuse oak]

I'm not really planning on making one, it's more about how you play than your specific build

[visual vortex]

I had a shrek chia pet once

[uncut bone]

[drowsy lynx]

usually vet / arby from my experience

[visual vortex]

My fellow vet mains would never

[brazen pelican]

Not yet, sorry. :<

[astral basin]

Mostly arby

[drowsy lynx]

granted most other zealots just leave when they see me at all because they know they're not killing shit after I walk through an area

[brazen pelican]

Just pick cool talents, works for me. :3

[astral basin]

Ah. A psyker

[drowsy lynx]

(on heresy since my brother wants to play that difficulty )

[jaunty tundra]

Can’t believe this update killed the game. Feels like everyone stopped playing.

[little marten]

If your first Darktide character is a hive scum and you level it to 30 then make a new character you’re practically invincible

[visual vortex]

The only time i play zealot is when i wsnt to grind the pox heretic killer count oenance

[brazen pelican]

I'm having a fucking blast with Melee Scum atm.

[astral basin]

Expedition

[little marten]

Shiv?

[brazen pelican]

Chainsword.

[visual vortex]

Most zealots leave when they get downed

[little marten]

😡

[drowsy lynx]

this is psykers / scum for me haha

[visual vortex]

We should kill slaaneshi

[brazen pelican]

I kill armored ragers in one hit on crits.

[visual vortex]

Always zealot for me

[little marten]

Same on my assassination rogue build

[tired steeple]

I mostly see it with vets actually

[visual vortex]

This is why i sont play zealot even though i love melee

[brazen pelican]

Do you also hit everything else in front of you while doing so?

[little marten]

OK NO 😔

[drowsy lynx]

Knife zealots with shroudfield do for sure

[visual vortex]

And ogryns

[little marten]

You don’t play zealot because of other zealots?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[little marten]

That’s not very zealous

Become the example you want to set

[visual vortex]

I dont want to become them and get the accent

[drowsy lynx]

I do, then shame them in chat

Like this
#zealot-class message

[visual vortex]

I dont play zealotoften because he will never be vet

[drowsy lynx]

(I was giving him a hard time because he dropped a slur in chat)

[little helm]

who cares

[visual vortex]

I have one from a psyker player

[little helm]

doesnt hurt you

[little marten]

When I step off the Valkyrie, my heavy eviscerator slung resting on my shoulder, a relic of my faith. My companions smile, and feel the warmth of the God Emperors radiance. Because they know, that whatever evil comes forth, they are under my divine protection.

Unless I go down then I quit

[dire delta]

Hmmmm 2 missions now and we do 3/3 zones, evac without anyone going down.
Mission failed, no reward...

[undone sparrow]

Greetings i am alpharius

[little marten]

Hey gurlll

[drowsy lynx]

I hope you're not responding to what I said

[little helm]

i am

[drowsy lynx]

The blocklist grows

[little marten]

What a strange thing to be passive aggressive over lmao

[undone sparrow]

thats not very alpharius

[drowsy lynx]

Average chud slur supporter stays losing

[little helm]

just ignore it 🤣 can u change it? no, then why bother

[visual vortex]

@drowsy lynx check psyker chat

[little helm]

''ill be toxic back, thatll show em!''

[drowsy lynx]

Damn wtf lol

[undone sparrow]

guys i want to lie but thats a lie to what should i do?

[turbid jungle]

Lie

[undone sparrow]

thank you alpharius

[little marten]

Speculate but settle on the least likely outcome

[visual vortex]

There was mroe to it

🫩

[turbid jungle]

You can always trust a liar to lie in this there is truth

[visual vortex]

Some of these people need to be beat with the belt mroe

[turbid jungle]

Therefore if you always lie you can be trusted

[elder merlin]

You're good, i was just wondering

[undone sparrow]

then i should start with simple lies

like i like you

but thats a lie

[marsh iris]

why are we fighting

[little marten]

Honest eyes, tell no lies,
A touch of flesh, a glance of thighs.
‘Oh such pity,’ the maiden cries,
As nightfall comes and radiance dies.

[brazen pelican]

40k Discord.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[little marten]

Wait hang on that’s kinda freaky oops

[molten oyster]

The currency we get for expeditions is only good for opening up more expeditions? Are there plans to add any real rewards?

[green vector]

hell nah

[brazen pelican]

A few cosmetics behind the expedition penances iirc.

Nothing apart from that, I think.

[little marten]

You gotta pay to play bro 😈

[obtuse oak]

Of course you can change it

[undone sparrow]

hmm i heard darktide is gonna be pay to play (this is a lie)

[brazen pelican]

Can I pay you in worms?

[obtuse oak]

If everyone reprimands someone for dropping slurs, then we can all collectively bully them into submission

[visual vortex]

Hank the block button isnt enough

[little marten]

A briefcase full

[visual vortex]

I want him DEAD

☠️

[brazen pelican]

If you always lie, and say this is a lie, but it's in parenthesis, is it a lie or not? My head hurts now. :<

[little helm]

that works with very few individuals who drop these slurs, most of the time it just enables them cause theyre getting a reaction out of you

[orchid lynx]

Can I put them under my skin?

[brazen pelican]

You'll get two! Because you're cute. :>

[undone sparrow]

figure your self alpharius

[little marten]

UHH NOT CALLING PEOPLE OUT IS THE WHOLE REASON WE ARE IN THIS MESS

[brazen pelican]

Once they are in your possession you can do whatever you want with them. They are worms, they have no rights.

[woven sigil]

Are people fighting again?

[undone sparrow]

like womans (this is a lie too)

[woven sigil]

Don't make me start ragebaiting again ¬.¬

[obtuse oak]

Defeatist mindset. Be the change you want to see in the world. Speak up when others do wrong.

[brazen pelican]

Hank being a Chad, as always. ♥

[drowsy lynx]

It's one thing to not call it out when you see it, it's another to say "why bother" to someone that does lmao

[oak nexus]

cursing you with a job

[drowsy lynx]

Worse than doing nothing

[marsh iris]

i got a job

[visual vortex]

Thank u hank

[visual vortex]

Where

Let
Me visit

[undone sparrow]

lie

[drowsy lynx]

You shall be remembered as the emperor's finest

[visual vortex]

Ill buy hamborgor

[brazen pelican]

I can has cheezborgor? :>

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie too

[marsh iris]

it's true i was there1

[undone sparrow]

to much liars this feel like a home

[visual vortex]

No

[astral basin]

The world would be a better place without me
That’s why I keep on living

[marsh iris]

it secret, i dont want to get nuked

[oak nexus]

Hank is GIGA cool!?

[visual vortex]

My hamborgor

[visual vortex]

I wont tell

If it's food i buy food

[undone sparrow]

tell me alpharius are you lie or the liar

[visual vortex]

My borgir

[marsh iris]

old meme but it checks out

[oak nexus]

what is that degenerate elf

[brazen pelican]

I'll make my own borgor!

[visual vortex]

Slaanesh

[visual vortex]

K

[oak nexus]

ty

[visual vortex]

I want a burger rlly bad rn

[marsh iris]

i lie with alpharius

[oak nexus]

make a burger

[visual vortex]

I cant cook

[marsh iris]

😏

[oak nexus]

burgers are the easiest thing to cook

[undone sparrow]

good answer alpharius

[visual vortex]

No i literally csnnot xook

[marsh iris]

no food, we starve together for the imperium

[oak nexus]

skill issue or something else

[visual vortex]

I was never taught

[brazen pelican]

What if we eat each other? Can't waste that biomass now, can we?

[astral basin]

Big juicy patty

[visual vortex]

And i have a fear of the oven popping and burnjnf my face off

[undone sparrow]

you dont have too just join grandfather (this is a lie)

[oak nexus]

cook it in a pan with a lid on

[marsh iris]

ohhh, which bits should we start first

[oak nexus]

medium heat

[brazen pelican]

Dukane.

[oak nexus]

its bussin bussers

[marsh iris]

ate her left leg

[green vector]

i wanna eat dommy mommy dukane ngl

[marsh iris]

tender

[astral basin]

Hamburger helper
No skill
Just don’t leave the pan

[brazen pelican]

'Ate all of 'er. Simple as.

[visual vortex]

I aas aboit to say

Might do hamburger helper

Fucker lowk saving
My ass

[marsh iris]

nah waiting for it to grow back

perpetual dukane food

[brazen pelican]

Humans can do that?

[marsh iris]

IDK

[undone sparrow]

i heard grandfather nurgle makes the best burgers (this is a lie)

[visual vortex]

Reptiles can

[brazen pelican]

We shall find out. For science!

[visual vortex]

But itnisnt as good of a tail

And only some can

[oak nexus]

whats the percentage overlap of cannibalism and warhammer

im startin to think its very high

[visual vortex]

Mine named Smough cant drop hos

[brazen pelican]

Probably low, probably not zero.

[woven sigil]

Depends on your definition of cannibalisim

[undone sparrow]

yes

[marsh iris]

imperium canned food is 50-50 not cannibalism

[visual vortex]

It's very common

The traitorous sixth literally committed cannibalism on nox alpha for survival

[oak nexus]

something something, eatin for sport

[brazen pelican]

Were there sport?

[visual vortex]

And both rodin and rinda also eat their followrrsp

[oak nexus]

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[astral basin]

Corpse starch is not common
Its mere existence was just enough to be like “woah”
Like felinids

[visual vortex]

I was therep

[brazen pelican]

Good.

[brazen pelican]

We need Felinids to be more common.

[visual vortex]

If i aaw a felinid irl

[astral basin]

THERES NO FLAVA WITHOUT SPORT

[woven sigil]

Eating for sport is a wonderful pastime, your partner will appreciate it too!

[undone sparrow]

they put cinnamon in corpse starch

[visual vortex]

I would not hesitate to bludgeon it to death with a brick

[green vector]

thats what im talking about when i say i wanna eat dukane

[astral basin]

Beastfolk or neko
If neko i approve

[woven sigil]

I get the impression she'd break most of us in half

[visual vortex]

Felinids

[somber stream]

Anime cat girls

[green vector]

death by snu snu

[oak nexus]

I feel like dukane would kill who ever they slept with

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

I tolerate beastfolk but not by once

[woven sigil]

There are certianly worse ways to go

[visual vortex]

I would still spit on the ground in front of them

[astral basin]

“The terms have changed, pray i don’t change them further.”
-Licht’s contractors

[green vector]

time to go to work

zug zug

[brave hull]

so is data harvester penance still only counting personal extractions? I know for a fact that i have more than 6.

[green vector]

GRUNGLED

[marsh iris]

is it possible the karnak nobles are corpse starche tycoons?

[oak nexus]

gl with job

its friday so you are legally allowed to half ass it

[visual vortex]

They could

[visual vortex]

Actually