general-chat

[somber stream]

Going to have a hard time turning down the ladies

[limber zealot]

Bitches love my Kaiju swag

[shy sandal]

I never go to psyker chat

That's where the fun police congregates

[dire kayak]

chat

[limber zealot]

Perfect place to send images then

[dire kayak]

there's a large insect outside of my room

im shitting myself in fear

[limber zealot]

I seriously don't understand why we can't send images

[somber stream]

Check pin lol

A wild ride that was

[rocky radish]

People can't be trusted

[south valve]

Flamethrower.

[limber zealot]

Yeah I remember when they were allowed

I guess I wasn't active enough to see any of the downsides they were talking about

[shy sandal]

When i think of the average psyker main, the image that comes to mind os a mix between squidward, and that one chud character

[limber zealot]

If it's outside who gaf

They're minding their own business

[dire kayak]

it's in my house

and i can hear the buzzing

[rapid cape]

flamer?

[limber zealot]

Well the options are to lock in and take it out or accept your new roommate

I don't see a third

[feral vessel]

Lex. Is the Lex.

[shy sandal]

The same way i think the average zealot main is 5'6 ft and has one of those ikea sharks somewhere in their room

[limber zealot]

FUCK

BASTARD

[shy sandal]

I don't make the rules, i just notice patterns

[limber zealot]

YOU GOT MY EXACT HEIGHT

AND I'M LAYING NEXT TO THE SHARK RN

I hate you

[feral vessel]

pattern recognition

i have a shark too

[limber zealot]

Bastard cocksucker

[feral vessel]

trans or twink call it

[limber zealot]

How dare you

[feral vessel]

Trans or twink.

Call it.

or both i guess

[tired steeple]

My gf has four of those sharks btw

[thick fog]

be both

[dire kayak]

i have 2 shonks

[limber zealot]

Have you ever seen that Norm MacDonald bit where he talks about how he's a deeply closeted gay man, and then when Conan says "so you're gay?" He gets outraged and shouts "No! I'm a deeply closeted gay man!"

I'm like that but for being transgender

[limber zealot]

I have 3

1 of the big ones and 2 of the small ones

[feral vessel]

oooh,
then rest assured most of us are allies here so feel free to express thyself.

[limber zealot]

Express myself? I'm not trans! I'm a deeply closeted trans person!

[limber zealot]

Mb it was Larry King actually
https://youtu.be/vnmplSPgwEQ?si=Stwx9V4Dk2cvWgHv

[feral vessel]

fair

[limber zealot]

Incredible bit

[nocturne bloom]

Ill be twink until im 30

[feral vessel]

you're a twink so long as you WANT to be a twink

[tired steeple]

Hey

I saw that first one

[feral vessel]

Yeah. You saw that first one. I was in the discord a second ago, muscle memory.

Good thing you saw that first one.

[tired steeple]

Tolerable space at best

[cobalt lichen]

as should be

[shy sandal]

Lil creature

[tired steeple]

“Man we’re so sick of powerscaling”
Proceeds to powerscale for four hours

[cobalt lichen]

Unless you don’t have the looks

[tired steeple]

Can never accept that sometimes their little fuckin plants don’t win everything

[feral vessel]

ragebaiting plantcord with powerscaling

[cobalt lichen]

plantcord?

[dire kayak]

somehow im 5'2 and not a twink

[cobalt lichen]

happens

[tired steeple]

You’re a girl

[sleek harness]

What the hell

[tired steeple]

Girltwink

[feral vessel]

Blessed are the ignorant is all I'll say.

[cobalt lichen]

I’m usually called ‘fugly’ which sounds whimsical but it’s not

[shy sandal]

Reminds me of Shadow of the Conqueror. A book that has Super Sayian fights, from a guy who complains about realism in sword fight scenes

[cobalt lichen]

yet more heresy?
Luckily plants are weak to fire damage

[turbid jungle]

I drew 4 commissions today are you happy emprah (no)

[sleek harness]

You know guys I been think

[sleek harness]

Should I say hello to you freaks?

Kinda difficult doing that

[cobalt lichen]

no

[ripe tangle]

you can say hello to me

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

I usually just appear and say everyone's first name

[shy sandal]

But i am, very proud sah!

[ripe tangle]

but I cannot guarantee I’ll say hello back.

[sleek harness]

Lcuia

[lilac crag]

hello

[sleek harness]

Wait

[ripe tangle]

Skaven

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp :3

[lilac crag]

mrrrppp

hugs u

[sleek harness]

Don't I usually call you Sister?

[ripe tangle]

You normally do yeah

[dire kayak]

[cobalt lichen]

The felinids have invaded

[sleek harness]

Alright

Sister then

[dire kayak]

:3

[shy sandal]

No

[cobalt lichen]

this is glorious

[sleek harness]

Armatzgear

[turbid jungle]

One of my close friends has had their felinid/catboy oc reposted so many times in 40k shit its insane

Orange catfailure

[shy sandal]

Doofus Mouse

[sleek harness]

That's not my name

[shy sandal]

It is now

[sleek harness]

And this wasn't used a single time to call me

Lame

[cobalt lichen]

Is it that orange one I see all the time?
Has a black Templar in one of the scenes?

[ripe tangle]

I’m hunger and 3 in the morning it currently is. Eat should I?

[shy sandal]

I keep thinking about making 40k ocs, but i feel i would be called slurs if i don't make them severely scarred, hyper masculine men in a grimdark style...

Because no fun allowed

[turbid jungle]

Yes. They are in an ongoing comic named Black Squires

[dire kayak]

im gonna nickname you doofus mouse now

[cobalt lichen]

not, you should.
Be one with the force, you must be.

[turbid jungle]

But the oc is not originally made for 40k

Nor was it ever intended to be up until like 3 years ago

[cobalt lichen]

cool
I wish I had friends

[ripe tangle]

Indeed, Eat I will. Spicy Instant Ramen make I will.

[cobalt lichen]

good

[delicate vapor]

give

please

[quaint moss]

partner is going to scotland, i should have him fight my scotish friend (in chess) ||With Swords!||

[turbid jungle]

I must return to drawing men and saygex while gaming, dont die everyone

[delicate vapor]

[shy sandal]

People in the server here tend to be more welcoming though.

[ripe tangle]

Imagine if Chess was played with swords, losers get decapitated if they get Check-mated.

[tired steeple]

Ahhh shad. What a cunt

[delicate vapor]

3

[tired steeple]

Oh lucia you’re still alive

Hello

[ripe tangle]

and no I’m not alive… well I kind of am.

[quaint moss]

You'd probably be fine, i have had friends that make 40k ocs, the only people who get banned are the people who are like posting porn fanfics from what i know

[dire kayak]

i have a 40k oc

[tired steeple]

I have a 40k oc

[ripe tangle]

I’m like, half-dead and half-alive, a coma or something I dunno.

[feral vessel]

No, not really. Ask @tired steeple

[tired steeple]

Mine’s a merc

[quaint moss]

wittaly

[dire kayak]

do you want a hug from short catgirl?

[tired steeple]

He works on this ship on the edge of ultramar

[ripe tangle]

Depends

though I must inform you I’m not much of a hugger

[tired steeple]

Fights with xenos and shit. Kinda like a cold trader

[shy sandal]

It could also be that I'm a hack who isn't creative at all and sucks at making any artwork. But i'm trying to have a more positive look at how much of a failure i am recently 🙂

[delicate vapor]

so a fighter

[dire kayak]

psyker magos biologis

[tired steeple]

Deals with them money wise

[quaint moss]

ultramar
robot firly man

[tired steeple]

Fucking bullshit immortal plants

“They have a universal rule to always win” fuck off

Genuinely wrote I Win Man and decided it was good writing

[shy sandal]

I feel kind of bad for Jazza and how awkward the family dynamic became

[jaunty path]

It's not meant to be anything deep

actually.

wait.

[tired steeple]

They proceed to try and make it something very deep

So

You tell me who’s deciding what

[turbid jungle]

Being not deep does not excuse terrible writing

[tired steeple]

Cause they’re very indecisive about their immortal god plants

[quaint moss]

warhammer fantasy mummies >:3

[jaunty path]

I don't think the original creator even intended to even have those rules

might just be a communtity thing

[tired steeple]

Well the community is the loudest about it

“We hate power scaling”
5 minutes later they’re bragging about their universal rule

Also how does that rule apply if they go into another universe

[turbid jungle]

Doesnt

[ripe tangle]

Missus!

[turbid jungle]

Shrimple as

[jaunty path]

OH hi Lucia I have not seen you in a very long time.

[tired steeple]

Genuinely on the same level as goku fans

[ripe tangle]

Ikr!

I’m doing stuff

[jaunty path]

whats been going on for you? Hope you've been fine

[ripe tangle]

I’ve been fine, living the dream.

[hard gorge]

Its like when you talk about any scifi property and some dude with shit grammar and a kriegsman/space marine pfp pops in to talk about how 40k is better cause 'exterminatus every tuesday'

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[quaint moss]

i see this 15 hour video (in 3 parts) and i wonder if i should watch it, about some game called rusty lake

[tired steeple]

Why not

If you don’t like it click out a few hours in

[turbid jungle]

40k from most standpoint sucks compared to literally every other sci fi universe ever

[jaunty path]

The thing is, the second they don't win, it's not canon, atleast according to the rules in the wiki...it's really more of a fan wiki if you think about it.

Like

How tf do they beat the necrons??

[hard gorge]

or when any scifi property needs to be explained in 40k terms cause otherwise these people cant comprehend it

"WHOA YOU MEAN STAR TREK IS LIKE IF TAU WAS HUMAN? BUT HERESY"

[tired steeple]

I said they literally can’t and like 4 people in the server got very pissed off

[turbid jungle]

Ban all 40k larpers

New rule mods get to it

[sleek harness]

Alexander I am 20 minutes late of saying your name

So here you go

[hard gorge]

take the double AA batteries out, duh

[tired steeple]

Oh hi alex

[lilac crag]

hi

[jaunty path]

Glad for you :)

[lilac crag]

hi magos

[quaint moss]

from i remember the thing about dragon ball was supposed to end awhile ago, but they gotta beat the alive horse (would be dead, but its popular)

[shy sandal]

Goku glazers when you match their bum against someone who isn't another shounen protagonist or videogame character, but actually a being on their level.

[sleek harness]

Yeah hello

[ripe tangle]

Hbu?

[sleek harness]

I am not ignorant

[delicate vapor]

99% of tiktok falls in one night

[sleek harness]

Theses freaks are though

[lilac crag]

I don't mind

[hard gorge]

80% of youtube shorts regarding 40k too

[lilac crag]

I hardly come around here recently

[delicate vapor]

all gone in a single day

[quaint moss]

I am Alpharius

[sleek harness]

But you not coming around here makes you when you actually come here more impactful

Which is what theses freaks ignored

[turbid jungle]

Powerscalers when i powerscale the density of their skull against a brick wall

[jaunty path]

Ups and downs and mostly right now I'm kind of chill. For some reason after tweaking my youtube to nolonger show recommendations at all I've felt a lot different emotionally and mentally.

I also played DRG and csgo with Ainz, it was super fun

[lilac crag]

perhaps

[jaunty path]

I also played Webfishing

[jaunty path]

webfishing was super cool

[quaint moss]

i planned on disappearing from here for a while, but the game got an update, so ive been kinda active

[tired steeple]

Replaying rdr2 rn

[quaint moss]

simple as

[somber stream]

Holy shit Lucia still alive

[shy sandal]

Me because i didn't read " The second War on Baal Suckondeez"

[turbid jungle]

Mistah morgan

[ripe tangle]

💀 sorry about the Yourube, but playing DRG and CSGO is cool, also isn’t it called CS2 now?

[dire kayak]

drg is fun,,,,

[quaint moss]

black lung !

[dire kayak]

mmmm,,,, yummy morkite,,,,

[jaunty path]

potato pototo lel

[tired steeple]

Lumbago!

[turbid jungle]

I maxed the new drg update but i didnt actually play any of the new stuff while doing it

I should

[sleek harness]

"Does this train go to Tahiti?!"

[tired steeple]

Only on chapter 2 rn

[quaint moss]

"i got lumbago (lower back pain), i cant work"

[delicate vapor]

hmmm alcohol

[sleek harness]

The lame part then

[jaunty path]

my mission was aborted before it even started

[sleek harness]

Understood

[jaunty path]

amazing

[tired steeple]

I got a white arabian really eaely

[dire kayak]

I WANNA DRIVE A TRAIN!!!!!!

[tired steeple]

Early

As soon as you finish hunting with Hosea you can go get one

So I went to the cold ass place and found one instantly

[sleek harness]

Funnily enough one of the first missions of RDR2 is to stop a train

[twin flower]

Hosea!! 🗣️

[quaint moss]

i always get done with the early really early parts till ive got free will, in which immediately hunt every creature

[twin flower]

well duh youre robbing it

[sleek harness]

LENNEY!!!!

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[twin flower]

LENNY!!!!

[sleek harness]

Duh

[quaint moss]

LENNY LENNY
L E N N E Y!

[tired steeple]

I love when I had to gret lenny

And eertg lenny

[nocturne bloom]

Last year I started leaving YouTube on autoplay when I sleep and woke up one morning to an Indian prayer live stream and it was genuinely the first time in my life ive ever felt genuine fear

[tired steeple]

Teerg

[sleek harness]

Whoa whoa whoa

[tired steeple]

That

[somber stream]

🚂 👶

[sleek harness]

Don't say that

[delicate vapor]

i woke up to devil sounding screams when I did that

[dire kayak]

IM DYING

[tired steeple]

I believe I have TB rn it just hasn’t started yet

I beat up mr nice man

[twin flower]

Fookin Micah

[quaint moss]

It takes time to develop

[delicate vapor]

i went to bed listening creepy pasta

[shy sandal]

All we need now is Nurgle gamer to show up so we have the annual elderly meetup of the server

[sleek harness]

And you weren't stuck watching 30 babyshark videos after YouTube selected a video for kids as the next video?

[delicate vapor]

and when i was dreaming later on i heard screams

[sleek harness]

Unbelievable

[quaint moss]

you dont get the symptoms till you get to the funny doc

of doom and despair

[sleek harness]

Doctor Needles

[quaint moss]

funger?

[tired steeple]

No symptoms but I did get my face spat on so

Incubating rn

How fun

[sleek harness]

Yeah but also no

That's the name of my Hive Ganger

[quaint moss]

ah, forgor

[somber stream]

Chant Crimson desert enough time and he’ll be here in no time

[tired steeple]

I thought TB was cured or vaccinated. No lol it’s still one of the deadliest diseases on earth

[sleek harness]

Dumb dumb

[quaint moss]

so i either get my head chopped off, or the best stims in this damned hive city

[nocturne bloom]

No, just an Indian dude staring at a screen for 12 hours with a really bad green screen background with some badass CGI Tiger in the middle of a desert

Honest to God was the most scared id been in like over a decade

[shy sandal]

It is treatable nowadays. That's the difference

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[somber stream]

CRIMSON DESERT

[dire kayak]

that sounds terrifying

[tired steeple]

Is crimson desert any god

Good

[ripe tangle]

same for Bubonic Plague, it’s treatable now but not eradicated.0

[quaint moss]

(listening to mf doom, wishing hate on all my enemies, lifes good)
seen my sister has gotten back into college, making me wonder if i should try it out
being bored, sick, and broke has given me a lot to think about
About how i want to play requim GOD DAMMIT

[tired steeple]

It looks so fun but everyone’s shitting on it

[shy sandal]

Didn't get the hype for that game ngl

[somber stream]

It’s generic 👶

But it haz potential

I think

[quaint moss]

Sounds epic

[tired steeple]

I just saw a guy suplexing people in a desert

And I thought

“ this looks awesome”

But I might skip it if it’s just average

[nocturne bloom]

It happened again months later but didnt hit as hard lol

[somber stream]

How about that Death Stranding 2

[tired steeple]

I gotta play 1 first

[somber stream]

Feet stranding 2

[tired steeple]

I mean I watched my gf play it

But

I wanna wait until I forget the game then do it myself

Then 2

[somber stream]

First game is good

[delicate vapor]

forgot i bought diablo 4

need to try that out

[tired steeple]

I found it pretty good

Easy to get stuck into

[nocturne bloom]

I was thinking about D4 but I just started WoW

[delicate vapor]

paladin class looked alr but necromancer looks cooler

forgot they did a doom collab

[quaint moss]

first game is epic, something that is often said, but is wrong is, "its walking simulator"
and its not, what it is though is, "Amazon+: Porter Bridges addition"

[shy sandal]

The trailers made me feel like this is a game that is trying to tick every single box, except. "Make an interesting story", and "Make the game artistically unique "

[somber stream]

Also

There’s a concord 3 already

[nocturne bloom]

Concord 4

[delicate vapor]

heard about that

[nocturne bloom]

Not 3

[quaint moss]

concord, the place fr

[nocturne bloom]

But yea the game is

Not

Good

[somber stream]

Time takers

[quaint moss]

tf is going on with concord @somber stream

[somber stream]

Time takahz

[nocturne bloom]

"I need more time!"

Get ready to hear that every 4 seconds

[dire kayak]

[somber stream]

Concord, Bye guard, what’s the 3rd

[delicate vapor]

i might buy division 2 then..

[nocturne bloom]

Oh wait I forgot, people dont call marathon concord 3 anymore

[nocturne bloom]

Not... terrible anymore

[somber stream]

Marathon is doing relatively well

[ripe tangle]

what's a Concord?

aside from a grape and a Town in Massachusetts

[delicate vapor]

"anymore"

[somber stream]

It’s certainly isn’t concord number

[somber stream]

400 million dollars failure

[shy sandal]

I'm going to bed, prolly waking up to a very angry message from a person i had a long disagreement with at 2 am

[nocturne bloom]

Before it launched people said it was C3, I just forgor people started liking it

[shy sandal]

I hope i don't get banned, lmao

[ripe tangle]

someone who horsewhip whoever sunk them 400 million dollars

[quaint moss]

gtg, gotta say elo to the bri'ish

[somber stream]

Still in good health Lucia?

[ripe tangle]

no, I died Licht.

[somber stream]

Very sad

[ripe tangle]

or rather... I'm sorta still alive

[nocturne bloom]

Game has always had ass balancing. All it is for a new player is farming the same countdown map for HOURS

[somber stream]

The light linger still

[ripe tangle]

a shame

[somber stream]

FIGHT

[nocturne bloom]

If it ain't a ST Elm build its just boof now

[ripe tangle]

take me down the River Styx already! I'm ready!

[delicate vapor]

fair

[somber stream]

Take care

[shy sandal]

Gn guys, time to watch oneyplays until i fall asleep

[amber delta]

[somber stream]

So how about that gas price eh?

[delicate vapor]

$3

[quaint moss]

rip, tell them to burn in hell, double down (insert gif of skeleton on the shoulder)

[nocturne bloom]

Doing 900k damage per hit with an lmg that has 200 rounds shouldn't feel like a party noodle bonk

[nocturne bloom]

$4 here

Was $2 last month

[somber stream]

Is this

Sustainable?

[nocturne bloom]

I drive an fj cruiser

Im used to shit milage

[amber delta]

it's the globalist agenda to make cars unaffordable

[marsh iris]

random xD

[nocturne bloom]

Not really unaffordable

Just dumb

[marsh iris]

gas up a dollar here

[tulip kettle]

Men 🤤

[nocturne bloom]

$20 still lasts me a week in a car with one of the worst gas mileages ever

[somber stream]

It’s not just the gas

Logistic price increase =

Different egg price lmao

[nocturne bloom]

If i need eggs ill just buy them off the dude on my road

[amber delta]

buy your own chickens

[somber stream]

Boy i sure love some Salmonella to go with my unregulated eggs

[tulip kettle]

Just lay them yourself

[nocturne bloom]

Then I need to get rid of coyotes

Not doing that again

[amber delta]

buy them too

[tulip kettle]

Dumbass doesn't know how to lay eggs

Just become a chicken

It's that simple

[rancid shore]

@rancid shore
@astral basin

[astral basin]

@astral basin
@rancid shore

[nocturne bloom]

Unregulated:
Farm that sells eggs at multiple markets in my area:

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

suck eggs bro

[delicate vapor]

hm.. recon wildlands or div2..

[nocturne bloom]

Nah, I use my license on them

[quaint moss]

[somber stream]

Thought you meant some random hobo on the side of the road lol

[hard gorge]

The eldar fears the self sufficient chicken farmer

[nocturne bloom]

I live in the woods, we don't have hobos

We have bears

[somber stream]

Wood hobo

[amber delta]

farm bears for honey

[jaunty path]

How've they not been reported and shutdown

[nocturne bloom]

Bears are actually the reason I carry a .357 in the day here

[jaunty path]

lamia admitting he can't fight a bear

[nocturne bloom]

Because they sell it legally

[nocturne bloom]

You cant fight a single bottle of booze

[marsh iris]

can a 357 still stop a bear

[hard gorge]

Why would you report someone selling eggs

[nocturne bloom]

6 can

[whole bough]

fun fact:

salmonella is only an issue with processed eggs

[hard gorge]

i thought bears usually top, no?

[jaunty path]

cuz theyre not deviled eggs

[whole bough]

and also eggs in america in general

[marsh iris]

6?

[jaunty path]

I should be given deviled eggs

[whole bough]

everywhere else in the world eggs are safe raw

[marsh iris]

how about a 500 nitro express

or a 4 bore

[delicate vapor]

what are these devil eggs

[dire kayak]

[delicate vapor]

also bought div 2 ultimate edition

[nocturne bloom]

Dog you don't need that lol

Even a .357 is a lot for a bear

[marsh iris]

pretty solid apart from bullet sponge enemies from sponge hell

[delicate vapor]

ah

im use to that

[nocturne bloom]

Nah its bad in d2

[twin flower]

wasnt there an update adding a new difficulty

like headshots can actually 1 kill now

or so ive heard

[nocturne bloom]

Its not really that

Its entirely different

Theres not even loot

[marsh iris]

i did play recently, cant recall if i notice

[nocturne bloom]

The realism mode

[delicate vapor]

realisim if i recall

[twin flower]

Thenkies

yeah that

[marsh iris]

wait what they add realism mode like wildlands?

ghost recon?

[twin flower]

i have yet to try it oof

[nocturne bloom]

Realism makes it easier, but you only get weapons and attachments as well as gear from missions. Gear will no longer drop and there are not rarity drops

[delicate vapor]

no

[nocturne bloom]

Its cool for an hour

[delicate vapor]

uh div 2

[nocturne bloom]

Then boof

[marsh iris]

i mean realism mode in div 2 like in ghost recon

[delicate vapor]

ive played enough breakpoint.. i hate these drones

[marsh iris]

the drones in div 2 are not as annoying

breakpoint drones can fuck off

[nocturne bloom]

Also realism characters are different than your actual main character

[delicate vapor]

drones in breakpoint swarm you like locust

wildlands look nice

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[delicate vapor]

not as bad as the arcs in arc raiders

[somber stream]

👶 💥 🛸

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

arc raiders

[dire kayak]

im gonna go do the red paint on my knight castellan now

[astral basin]

@polar dock
Thot, bot, or tot
What manner of rank disappointment be you?

[nocturne bloom]

I only played div2 for as long as i did because I got a really really rare drop of a coyote exotic mask with groll traits

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

If i didnt get that I probably wouldnt have cared to keep playing

[hidden whale]

load into game as zealot, one game before bed

[nocturne bloom]

Then again I only made it to like level 150

[hidden whale]

waystalker elf heals me

close game

[astral basin]

Ew

[delicate vapor]

got umamusume and div 2 installed

[astral basin]

Fucking emo elves

GIVE ME A PROPER GOTH ELF DAMMIT

Ahem

[nocturne bloom]

Have fun with the 60% crit rate cap

[hidden whale]

oh this is darktide

[astral basin]

Anyways

[hidden whale]

wrong chat

oops

[astral basin]

Lmao

[delicate vapor]

ive played enough gacha games to know

[nocturne bloom]

No in div2

[hidden whale]

a gelf?

[astral basin]

…

That sounds familiar

Not a good thing

[delicate vapor]

ik

[hidden whale]

well elves are normally ||gilfs|| as well

||gelf gilf gelf gilf||

[astral basin]

Ah. Dwelf. Thats right.
The dwarf elf thought experiment thing

[hidden whale]

tomato tomato

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

OMFG

GELFLING

DARK CRYSTAL

OMFG

Now im not concerned

Im buzzing

…wait why is there so much media for dc

Did they make a show?

[delicate vapor]

hmm

perhaps

[somber stream]

Love me elves

[delicate vapor]

elves are ok when a black templar fan isnt screaming in my ear

[astral basin]

Kek

[somber stream]

I just pretend they don’t exist

Like most of my problems

👶

[astral basin]

Licht

The deadline is soon licht

Licht

[somber stream]

Fuck don’y

[delicate vapor]

wheres aliveline

[somber stream]

AAAHHHHHHH

[astral basin]

The koreans are changing the terms again licht

I think i brain bursted licht with that one

[misty smelt]

just saw someone use the airstrike thing in expeditions for the first time

that shit is crazy

[amber delta]

guys expeditions is actually peak

[worn quail]

I played heresy and got the same amount of techfragments i would've gotten in auric

[amber delta]

I only think there should be easier access to the auspex map because on auric theres often no breathing room to check it and its easy to get lost

[dire kayak]

so reallll

[full nexus]

I should make a macro to say "time" in chat

[jaunty path]

time?

[amber delta]

time

time

time

time

time

thanks Hadron

[full nexus]

People wander off with like 1 minute left and complain nobody followed them to the vast nothing that's left

[scenic hornet]

I'm surprised you guys actually like it, I'm so devastated and disappointed - expected something fun and unique like chaos wastes, but instead is same bland beige environment over and over again, same poinless minigames that force you to then wait around, no unique modifiers, loot, anything that made chaos wastes fun. Its like trying to replicate helldivers without any variety and good pacing that made helldivers fun

[thick fog]

too bad people still never read

[coarse tree]

Once auspex helper is stable the pop out minimap feature will be your best friend

[thick fog]

chaos wastes was never good

[jaunty path]

turn to chaos.

Kill everyone.

Profit.

[full nexus]

Mortis trials was a bit meh when it first came out but now it's fun

So i'm coping and thinking expeditions will be the same

[thick fog]

Still lacking on replay value and rewards

Id say expeditions is better than mortis because theres more activities to do

[full nexus]

Mortis is just brain off slaughter fests, you can't really go wrong with it

[scenic hornet]

and this is not?

[prisma anvil]

is there a point where where getting more cleave is null and pointless to go past?

[tired steeple]

So do people not like expeditions

[full nexus]

yes but time gates make it a little more difficult on the higher diffs

[tired steeple]

I haven’t tried it yet

[thick fog]

Mortis is more casual arcade like
Expeditions is mix of challenge

[amber delta]

it isn't, expeditions requires much more cooperation that standard missions

[full nexus]

Mixed bag tbh

[thick fog]

It is good fun

Mode just came out, people still trying to learn

[full nexus]

I like it, but I know it could be better

but that's what updates are for

[jaunty path]

some do some dont

[tired steeple]

Yeah more interested in if it’s fun enough

[thick fog]

I enjoy it

[prisma anvil]

it is chaotic

new an fun

[misty smelt]

Its a good foundation, i hope they add to it in the future though.

[prisma anvil]

no more of knowing lanes after running the same maps over an over

[tired steeple]

Sm2 is one of the most fun 7/10’s ever so

[thick fog]

Also the voicelines for dreg LT and cultists are hilarious asf

[gloomy zinc]

thats based on if you crash or not during the mission, if you dont crash its fun

[tired steeple]

Ah of course

Classic fatshark

[thick fog]

The cultist just having a meltdown

[tired steeple]

New content new problems

[thick fog]

I barely had any issues and bugs for the mode

[prisma anvil]

he means the the non paid dlc feature 2014 message

[full nexus]

I like how they constantly sound like they're being rage baited

[full nexus]

Collision with little rocks completely blocking movement is my current bane

[thick fog]

I had a dialogue from hadron being sassy with him, was laughing so much
#theorycrafting message

[full nexus]

Knee high stuff not being able to be vaulted over

[thick fog]

Dont worry next updates gonna have 2 more new classes, only one new map and mortis memories

[full nexus]

30 new weapons, 1 million new enemy types, 20 events, 40 new maps and a new cyber mastiff pet animation too

[gloomy zinc]

both those classes have dog and trapper immunity

[full nexus]

Next update is gonna be lit !1

[somber stream]

Tea and coffee goes really well together, apparently

[delicate vapor]

are we going to kill everyone

[thick fog]

i am killing you then myself

[amber delta]

I wonder if FS ran up against a wall with dark communion and are now trying to figure out where to take the story

[delicate vapor]

[thick fog]

they already did, just added arbites and let dukane take over

[delicate vapor]

time to try div 2..

[scenic hornet]

I really hope they will add more interesting environments

after all this time, and fans criticising every map being grey and bland

what they do? add more beige and bland

if they are copying hd2, that has jungles, tundra

[thick fog]

my man you expect to find the most colourful place in a hive city?

[scenic hornet]

yes

hive city has layers

[full nexus]

That isn't very grim dark of you, piohrun

[scenic hornet]

we could have had missions in upper hive

in palaces of nobles

[thick fog]

too rich for us

[full nexus]

Not sure we're allowed to be there

P sure the arbites have got that sector on lockdown

[scenic hornet]

lower, middle and upper hive itself can have so much variery

[thick fog]

mfs wanted to blow districts taken over right as we finished clear them out

[scenic hornet]

if you read some lore, hives can have many different unique districts

some can be overrun by local flora

some could be toxic industrial sites

[full nexus]

Local fauna on our beautiful radiation ridden planet

[dire kayak]

a shiny helmet attracts snipers

[full nexus]

Here is my dust plant

[dire kayak]

i don't approve

[scenic hornet]

some can be indoor farms

[amber delta]

there is no flora the planet is dead

[thick fog]

Judgement is here, lexbreakers

[thick fog]

exterminatus that shit

[scenic hornet]

lore supports so much variety, this is just lazyness

[thick fog]

we should speak to GW to let us develop DT and add everything

[dire kayak]

probably the reason why tertium hasn't been exterminatus'd is moebian steel

[cobalt lichen]

let me dev things I’ll add Minecraft

[cobalt lichen]

entirely true and real

[thick fog]

Moebian steel? Why we need when we can bash their skulls with our hands

[full nexus]

You watch russ's being built and you think they give a rats rear about some noble family

[scenic hornet]

fact that you choose to pick lore in defense of bland boring environment, when lore examples that support rich, varied and unique environments does exist is mind boggling to me

[full nexus]

We're here to keep the grubby paws of the filthy dweebs off of our damn tanks

[cobalt lichen]

A grox’s ass

[scenic hornet]

its finding lore excuses for lazy worldbuilding or lack of such

[cobalt lichen]

exterminatus is the lazy way out though

[full nexus]

If only you understood that nobody actually cares about the upper hives

All the fun happens in the lower levels

[cobalt lichen]

mmmm regular drug use

[full nexus]

constant gang wars where the numbers make absolutely no sense

mmmm

[cobalt lichen]

reminds me of my town

[scenic hornet]

decadence and corruption of nobles is a goldmine of cool storytelling and fun environment opportunities

[cobalt lichen]

here’s hoping we get something involving them a bit more then

[full nexus]

Tbh I'd imagine most of the actually important people have been evacuated off world at this point

Hive city is compromised and there's a literal war raging

[cobalt lichen]

welllll

perhaps not all of them.
Some may be stubborn as fuck

[scenic hornet]

then you have abandoned palaces, zoo's or gardens that nobles could have left behind where cultists and chaos now grows

[thick fog]

idk about you but we pretty much killed the entire population

9.6B death civilians

[cobalt lichen]

“no stinky corpse pile will take my fine China” and all that

[thick fog]

Admonition just keeps reviving their corpses

[full nexus]

Total stink death

[cobalt lichen]

rookie numbers

[full nexus]

[full nexus]

You also have to take into account the work load for the devs that this would create

[cobalt lichen]

so not impossible but not easy

[full nexus]

It'd take a shit ton of time

[scenic hornet]

so back to excuses

[cobalt lichen]

Mutant zoo animals would go hard

[full nexus]

Excuses?

[cobalt lichen]

Dev takes time

[full nexus]

How dare you devs, you must work 400 hour weeks (weeks!) because piohrun wants to visit a zoo!

[scenic hornet]

this game has been out for 3.5 years

and in development for god knows how much longer

[cobalt lichen]

making games takes ages.
I’ve been doing dev work for a few places and it’s long hours of fighting UV maps usually

[full nexus]

You'd love vermintide then

[worn quail]

i love this sticker so much

[cobalt lichen]

Agreed

[thick fog]

game only released in mid 2024 actually

Those first years were just early access

[cobalt lichen]

and it’s still mid

[thick fog]

[worn quail]

he explodes for an AMAZING reason!! ✨

[atomic moon]

Selling premium cosmetics to 40k fans with a half broken game tacked on the side is not a good game

[cobalt lichen]

taxes

[full nexus]

Poxbursters are here for the love of the game

Happiest guys around

[thick fog]

SM2

[cobalt lichen]

They explode with happiness sauce

[full nexus]

A GW game that wants to squeeze you of cash and exploiting your love for the setting?

WHAT?

That's crazy..

[cobalt lichen]

GW will harvest souls next

[full nexus]

GW are actually just C'tan

I'm sure of it, I just can't prove it

[cobalt lichen]

seems so

[thick fog]

give more money to obesefish is the way

[cobalt lichen]

true

[full nexus]

feed the rotundfish until we get a zoo

[sleek harness]

Good thing they are refunding everyone and making the scam DLC free

[amber delta]

who

[thick fog]

SM2

[amber delta]

oh there's dlc drama

didnt know

[thick fog]

It is the chapter voice pack

[sleek harness]

They made a voice pack with like

[fading otter]

Sold chapter voice packs that just revert to default voice at certain points of the mission lol

[sleek harness]

Just 30 lines

And they promised more than 200

[thick fog]

Most hilarious shit

[sleek harness]

Turns out they meant the amount for all languages

[somber stream]

Technically correct

[amber delta]

lmao

[thick fog]

Next time they should hire Ward if they actually want dialogue lmao

[thick fog]

fucking lmao

[amber delta]

I wouldnt even want that for free

[sleek harness]

The voice packs and Enginner TF2 Space Marine dont have lines for the mission itself

Just pinging and monstrosity spawn

[misty smelt]

is SM2 any good? my buddy said id like it since i like v2 and darktide so much but i know nothing about it

[thick fog]

It is a solid game

[sleek harness]

It is

[thick fog]

But nothing amazing

[sleek harness]

Melee good

Parry good

[amber delta]

it is the middest game

combat is very bland

[fading otter]

It’s good but way different than those two

[thick fog]

The combat is not as great from tide games

[sleek harness]

Shooting you will feel like you are playing a xbox 360 game

But you get used to it

[thick fog]

SM2 just lets you wanna wait for enemy attacks and parry

And do funny executions that locks gameplay

[amber delta]

assassins creed ahh combat

[thick fog]

at least one has chain kills

and slick animations despite launched ages ago

[atomic moon]

Press button watch cutscene

[thick fog]

The blade gunshots were brutal lmao

[sleek harness]

Or you could skip it

By shooting the enemy

Doing execution comes to clutch when surrounded

Any different situation you just quick shoot the enemies red with the red mark

[amber delta]

just play sm1 instead

[delicate vapor]

sm1 got good chaos customisation

[amber delta]

and orks are more fun than nids and tsons combined

[sleek harness]

No that's a Xbox 360 game

[amber delta]

no thats a pc game

[somber stream]

When is that total war game coming again

[sleek harness]

40k™

Don't forget the 40k™

[thick fog]

No date yet i think

[sleek harness]

It's launching this year

[somber stream]

Q4 2026, bet

[sleek harness]

Probably towards the middle

Yeah

[astral basin]

[thick fog]

doubt it

[amber delta]

next year, then 3 more years and a thousand dollars for the game to be complete

[little marten]

WOW CRIMSON DESERT IS THE BEST GAME EVER

[thick fog]

Given how massive total war games are

[sleek harness]

Don't worry it will be half of the game

That's why it's coming too soon

[somber stream]

And there it is

[thick fog]

Only two factions playable

[sleek harness]

Humans and orks

Chaos faction you actually need to buy the season 1 pack

To get it 10 days earlier than it's actual launch

[little marten]

Ofc total Warhammer 40k is gonna bleed the players wallet dry

[somber stream]

I heard NPCs call you a cunt, how correct is this rumour

[little marten]

It’s true

Game handles like ass

[somber stream]

Buy.

[sleek harness]

Total Warhammer Fantasy also did

[little marten]

Looks good tho

[sleek harness]

Look how many DLC there is

[somber stream]

Story wise?

Heard it's a snore fest

[little marten]

It’s just Korean MMO style

Needless exposition

But they have a fast forward cutscene option so you can read the subtitles and speed through

[somber stream]

Hour glass body type and 3 billion bikinis, gotche

[tawdry edge]

I regret updating my iOS

Holy shit this update fucking sucks ass

[little marten]

7.5/10 from me so far but that’s a good starting score

[amber delta]

I'd kill myself if I owned iOS device

[surreal ermine]

real

[tawdry edge]

Almost did

Am reconsidering it

[misty smelt]

i feel ur pain, my phone randomly decided to auto update a couple months ago for the first time in over 2 years and it took like 4 hours and i went from one ui 5.1 to 8.0 and it was completely different

took me forever to get used to it

[somber stream]

Necron DLC for Total war: 35 buckaroos

45 for deluxe version with like 3 extra skins

[little marten]

laughs in summer sale

[somber stream]

1-2 years later

30% if you're lucky

[little marten]

Willpower brother

[amber delta]

[tawdry edge]

I might not get used to this one because it's just ugly as fuck

[little marten]

Oh actually here’s some absolute genius control design… you can’t jump while sprinting so you have to stop tapping x to press square to jump

But then you go into walk mode so your jump becomes a hop

[somber stream]

Phenomenal

[whole bough]

i was leaving the psykhanium but when i hit exit all the enemies saw me and started attacking somehow

[tacit geode]

New funny bug

[amber delta]

sefoni was trying to assassinate you

[sleek harness]

Wdym by that

Did they just followed you to the end room?

[visual vortex]

Loquid glass?

[whole bough]

when i hit exit and it was loading they all started attacking me

[visual vortex]

Liquid glass style?

[whole bough]

i have the creature spawner mod so i assume it was that but

[sleek harness]

Karma

[whole bough]

i have no fucking clue why they did that

[misty sequoia]

I’m getting way more tech running on heresy difficulty than damnation or auric

[whole bough]

its never happened before

[misty sequoia]

We just got a run with 4K

[sleek harness]

It depends if you complete all rhe objectives

Which you are probably not doing in higher difficulties

[whole bough]

EASIER TO RUN AROUND

caps

[sleek harness]

Main medium mode being easy?

Unbelievable

[misty sequoia]

Way easier but I want this tech 🤑

[sleek harness]

Pay higher difficulties with a competent team

Who does the objectives fast

So you can have more time for the next section objectives

[misty sequoia]

I have but I’m not getting enough I end up getting like 1500-2k with a group

[cunning canopy]

i fucking hate being asian, literally no one plays at this hour, the bots are useless too

[visual vortex]

500 yesrs

[whole bough]

theres a better bots mod

idk how it works exactly

[austere viper]

Yeah the tech isn't scaled at all with difficulty

[cunning canopy]

im very bad at getting mods, skyrim taught me that I suck at mods

[austere viper]

The only reason to run higher difficulty is the money, which you can get way more efficiently doing normal missions

Another Fatshark W

[tired steeple]

See the newer hit man games

They any good

[misty sequoia]

Ya which is dumb we should be getting more in the higher difficulties

[austere viper]

I just don't know who this mode is for

Havoc players ?

Like everyone is gonna be running it with Zealot Knife spam within two weeks

The only strat is to rush because there's no ammo on the map

It's incredible that we literally have Chaos Wastes, a beloved mode, and instead of iterating on it we just did... that

[tacit geode]

Too easy for havoc players

[austere viper]

Oh for sure

It's the perfect kind of suck where it's trivial for people who slam Havoc, but horrible for normal players with unoptimized builds who don't want to rush

[trail bramble]

I think the audience is helldivers players lmao

[austere viper]

I guess it was my mistake for assuming the open map scavenge-a-thon would be a more casual gamemode

[trail bramble]

"this patch sucks, wanna play the helldivers mode in darktide"

[tacit geode]

I have found myself enjoying it more the further I got into unlocking the areas

However it's definitely undercooked

But! It's also like fixable

[austere viper]

I just hate that it's forcing me to go back to the same old metas

The ammo starvation means I have to run ammo efficient guns

[visual vortex]

You run guns?

[austere viper]

The escalation mechanic encourages rush builds

[trail bramble]

Untrue, you now are taking +Gunner Resistance

[sleek harness]

It's not with all regions afterall

[austere viper]

Hive Scum can run most of its guns (not the shooties or needle)

[jaunty path]

Thats been a thing for a very long time

[sleek harness]

Missus the Destroyer approaches

[austere viper]

Vet I guess Infantry Flashlight ?

[jaunty path]

ppl r only now noticing

[austere viper]

But yeah I hope they add ammo pickups to Expeditions as a start

[jaunty path]

[austere viper]

I don't care about the lore the game isn't balanced around having zero ammo in a level

You run out so fast with some guns

[tacit geode]

Also shock trooper

[austere viper]

Health attrition is fine

Grenade attrition is also meh, encourages more meta slaving

[tacit geode]

I've been running kinda off meta falchion and inflas and doing pretty well

[jaunty path]

You don't mean expeditions do you

[austere viper]

Vet Krak spam

[sleek harness]

They escaped their mind cells and decided to gang on this random guy that was testing staffs on them

[austere viper]

I mean Expeditions yes

[jaunty path]

Oh

Yeah careful w how much u use

[austere viper]

Oh I know lol

I've run like 30 at this point ?

Hive Scum can ignore it with the free ammo button

[sleek harness]

That's a small amount

[austere viper]

But Veteran sucks ass if you're not running the proper builds

[sleek harness]

Play more to get the right to have a opinion

[tacit geode]

This is just the entire game now lol

"But pickpocket nerf" shut up

[whole bough]

with vortex its pretty easy

very easy actually

[austere viper]

It's hilarious they keep nerfing ammo regen perks

Like are ranged guns really the most oppressive part of the game ?

[whole bough]

depends

[tacit geode]

Some are

[whole bough]

revolver? ya with a lot of ammo

[visual vortex]

Yes

[tacit geode]

But this isn't meant to be a fully gun game

[austere viper]

Oh I know Revolver slaps

[visual vortex]

Yes it is

[austere viper]

I run Knife/Revolver Vet by default

[visual vortex]

This is a gun game

[austere viper]

But you do rely on loose pickups

[visual vortex]

This is enter the gungron 3

Or 2

[tacit geode]

4?

[visual vortex]

77

[austere viper]

But Revolver comes a bit short on Expeditions

Lots of stuff to shoot, and unless you do crazy optimization 70 bullets aren't going to cut it

Meanwhile Infantry Lasgun is basically an infinite ammo cheat even with ammo dump stat

[little marten]

I still haven’t played the update is it worth it?

[visual vortex]

Ye

S

[stuck wasp]

OG Survivialist and old Pickpocket yes

Abysmal for ranged balance

[austere viper]

Fair

But the new ranged balance does rely on loose ammo pickups

Which is more than fine in normal missions, if you know the map even slightly you know where to rush for your ammo

[stuck wasp]

Yes, so add those talents and you have the ability to just shoot through the missions

[austere viper]

What talents ?

[stuck wasp]

Which isn't really the game types that FS aim for

[austere viper]

Like Vet you literally have two ammo nodes. Survivalist which everyone runs and the las crit one if you run las

If you don't run las you're stuck with Survivalist

[stuck wasp]

Old Survivialist and Pickpicket

[austere viper]

Well New Survivalist won't cut it

Also new Pickpocket is borderline useless unless you're speccing off Desperado

If you ult aggressively you'll never be under 20 % ammo

[stuck wasp]

💀

[austere viper]

Like maybe as an emergency button

[visual vortex]

I think u just lowk highk suck at conserving ammo

This game actually gives me a belt-fed plasma gun with mo cooldown

[tacit geode]

Yeah idk I think you are shooting a little too much hahahahah

[austere viper]

I've mained Vet since release, I know how to play ammo

[visual vortex]

Ivf mained vet

[tacit geode]

I've been running revolver in expeditions and always have around 20 rounds before resupply

[austere viper]

I just don't like being forced to be locked to Inf Lasgun

[visual vortex]

Nah u just suck at ammo conservation

[austere viper]

Nah I don't

[visual vortex]

Yuh huh

[jaunty path]

Use ur melee

[austere viper]

???

Yeah sure

[jaunty path]

which lasgun are you using

[austere viper]

Let me take out my knife and kill all those shooters plinking at me from 100 meters away

[jaunty path]

recon?

[austere viper]

I tried Recon and it sucked bad

I'm now running ye olde Sniper Lasgun

[jaunty path]

Oh you're using combat knife lmfao

[austere viper]

Which unsurprisingly doesn't suck, never did

[obtuse oak]

recon lasgun is pretty good rn, wdym

[austere viper]

But I'd love to use literally anything else

[visual vortex]

Recom lasgun

[obtuse oak]

high crit build, slap infernus and dumdum on there, brrrrrrrrrt

[visual vortex]

More like

[little marten]

Vigilant autogun

[austere viper]

I don't want to run a crit recon lasgun lol

[obtuse oak]

well fair enough but it's good if you do

[jaunty path]

you more helbore

Helbore is reliable

[stuck wasp]

I mostly use the Fanning Revolver and sometime I get starved for ammo on Zel and Arb, but most of the time it's cause I let other players take ammo boxes

[little marten]

Or go regular autogun and just spec some krak regen for the big boys

[austere viper]

Yeah Helbore has been fine too

[visual vortex]

I dont even get a gun incthis game

[austere viper]

Generally speaking precision weapons seem like the main thing in this mode

[obtuse oak]

using ammo is for bitches anyway. i just sprintslide and bullrush my way to the gunners and then i beat them to death.

[austere viper]

Not only because shooters shoot you from 50+m away

[visual vortex]

I have to use expedition's sand

[obtuse oak]

[austere viper]

But the ammo efficiency is crazy

[jaunty path]

Since expedition is tight on ammunition I recommend taking a solid melee.

[austere viper]

And yeah obvs melee rushing is best

And I mean the problem is that knife sucks but knife allows you to move crazy fast

Which is also good in Expeditions

[visual vortex]

Ngl i prefer suppressive firing

[jaunty path]

Also, Helbore should have enough base ammunition to last you between restock

Just don't go crazy with using it

[austere viper]

Again I know the ammo efficient guns lmao

I just wish I wasn't locked into them

[obtuse oak]

the restocks are super cheap, they're just 10 salvage. if you're running dry on ammo in a single scavenge zone then you are fighting too much and not doing enough running away, ime.

[stuck wasp]

Tides aren't shooter anyway 🙏

[obtuse oak]

vermintide isnt but darktide is definitely an fps, it just has deeper combat than that

[austere viper]

But I don't want to -constantly- be running away

[little marten]

Use melee then

[jaunty path]

Kinda what you need to do in this game