HD2 should release new MO where if we win, capes and player cards are permanently removed from future dlc
#general-chat
lime beacon
urban beacon
HD2 should release new MO where if we win, capes and player cards are permanentl...
y tho
astral basin
Thats the besti- animal cruelty grenade right?
formal mortar
Nah
lime beacon
Capes, player cards, titles, and camos are the HD2 equivalent to making new bone charms and hub emotes for darktide
urban beacon
oh. yeah
i mean i actualy like when they release capes for MOs
they're like a "yeah, i was there for ______"
formal mortar
You are thinking of the shock collar emp on the dog
lime beacon
Those have effort and are good
formal mortar
Shock mines are separate
lime beacon
Literally all of the rest are banged out in ms paint in 5 minutes
astral basin
Idk whats wrong w me
I keep forgetting that bestiality is a type of animal cruelty, but not the catch all word
dire kayak
so?
formal mortar
I've seen so many kayas in game in recent days 
lime beacon
dire kayak
formal mortar
Walking home rn thinking about the spaghetti ima eat when I get home 
astral basin
Ill br in game chat and legit ask “hey arby you got the bestiality one equipped?”
They get on chat just to say “yo wtf?”
green vector
lime beacon
stop writing its going bad
formal mortar
I am currently outside
astral basin
Perpetually lost
quaint moss
mightve woken up the neighbors dog with how bad i was coughing though
quaint moss
london is hive city tertium and everywhere else is deadside
we love tax havens
formal mortar
My feet hurt
sour oyster
grid B is the most fun, the only one where the AI doesnt just snipe you from the other planet
quaint moss
trying to think of something quirky to say that isnt weird or creepy, so instead you get an ouchy
formal mortar
Or do you leave the board alone
dire kayak
Do you do a flip trick?
i take a bite out of it
feral fox
When yall walk somewhere and you come across a skateboard
It's the one I made and it has 3 wheels. Legit. Can't do tricks on that.
dire kayak
they come back to collect it and see a massive bite taken out of it
quaint moss
I would never, it was some kids sonic board
bonus points
formal mortar
That'd be fun
quaint moss
they come back to collect it and see a massive bite taken out of it
itd look like one of those cool shark skate boards
formal mortar
Some goober has their ac on already
sleek harness
Mid the Sid
quaint moss
Mid the Sid
urban beacon
hey foolish skaven
sleek harness
Who are you
thick coyote
When yall walk somewhere and you come across a skateboard
Leave it
sleek harness
I never saw you in my entire life
quaint moss
Hi rattatta :3
dire kayak
Some goober has their ac on already
:3
sleek harness
urban beacon
Who are you
a nobody.
does it make you sad that there's not more warhammer fantasy games?
sleek harness
Theses other freaks I know
sleek harness
No
sleek harness
Age of Sigmar is the continuation dude
urban beacon
ok but im a tourist and i dont play the board games or whatever the fuck
dire kayak
Age of Sigmar is the continuation dude
what's the old world then?
grizzled plover
Anyone else having trouble selecting loadouts
sleek harness
what's the old world then?
Bad
dire kayak
is the old world like
sleek harness
Old
dire kayak
the original warhammer fantasy or?
quaint moss
aged like wine
sleek harness
Original
sleek harness
Before Sigmar decided to save 90% of the population
urban beacon
is the old warhammer different from age of sigmar
sleek harness
Even the demons
urban beacon
im just referring to the old warhammer as a whole
sleek harness
And evil creatures
urban beacon
idk what u call that
sleek harness
Don't ask what happened to the 10%
formal mortar
Finally home time for spaghetti
sleek harness
idk what u call that
Fantasy
urban beacon
oh that's what i called it i think
dire kayak
Don't ask what happened to the 10%
i ate them
urban beacon
quaint moss
who toucha ma spaghet
astral basin
is the old warhammer different from age of sigmar
Fantasy has went through a handful of name changes
“Old warhammer” is a bit ambiguous tho. You might be talking about 30k/ horus heresy
urban beacon
no no i mean the one with skaven
sleek harness
Old Warhammer because it was supposed to be part of the 40k universe
Until it wasn't
Which us for the best
formal mortar
There isn't one with skaven
astral basin
no no i mean the one with skaven
Fantasy
lime beacon
Disney world
quaint moss
fantasy is good
sleek harness
45k when
quaint moss
100k in the bag when
formal mortar
9000k first
astral basin
We differentiate warhammer as
40k or Fantasy
Pretty succinct
green vector
41th
sleek harness
twin flower
dire kayak
Most 40k games passes on it
10th edition took place in the 42nd millennium
sleek harness
10th edition took place in the 42nd millennium
Impossible
urban beacon
fantasy is good
yeah i was saying i wish there were more games for normies in warhammer fantasy
quaint moss
41300 maybe?
twin flower
thought it was 42nd as well
sleek harness
GW is progressing the story?
urban beacon
and i guess even 40k too tbh
green vector
forty oneth
twin flower
what even is the story lmao
quaint moss
yeah i was saying i wish there were more games for normies in warhammer fantasy
fantasy need a dawn of war game fr
astral basin
GW is progressing the story?
Barely
But
Ye
sleek harness
what even is the story lmao
Human passed by the biggest corruption slaughter they ever had
Now they weak
formal mortar
fantasy need a dawn of war game fr
They have a total war tho don't they?
twin flower
Ehh, not exactly Dawn of War ish tho but yeah
urban beacon
fantasy need a dawn of war game fr
i played DOW1 and 2 (campaigns) but i barely remember them
sleek harness
fantasy need a dawn of war game fr
Well Fantasy is dead
urban beacon
i guess i played them too fast
quaint moss
They have a total war tho don't they?
its close, but not really the same thing since total war is more a colony sim
formal mortar
Truuuue
quaint moss
Well Fantasy is dead
🥲
formal mortar
Fantasy is final
little marten
🤦♂️
sleek harness
its close, but not really the same thing since total war is more a colony sim
You want Warhammer Stellaris ?
formal mortar
Sup Nurg
crisp yoke
How’s everyone
astral basin
what even is the story lmao
Ghillie man is restacking the imperium, 4th tyrannic war has been pushed off, enter fulgrims machinations to corrupt ghillie (currently not written)
shy sandal
what even is the story lmao
Isn't it Guilliman being revived, the imperium being split into two after the fall of Cadia, the Lion returning, and the war in Armageddon...
At least those are all the most recent events i can remember...
quaint moss
You want Warhammer Stellaris ?
merp is already doing that
little marten
yo waddap my dude
crisp yoke
I want warhammer dating sim
sleek harness
I want warhammer dating sim
There's already that I think
crisp yoke
There's already that I think
No shot
crisp yoke
40k is that old
No shot
quaint moss
roboute girly man
sleek harness
Theres probably millions
twin flower
Theres probably millions
name 3 then
stiff elbow
what the FUCK
sleek harness
name 3 then
I am not the one looking into 40k dating sims
quaint moss
what the FUCK
wha
sleek harness
I have priorities
sleek harness
More important business to deal with
twin flower
you just said there are millions tho
astral basin
yo waddap my dude
This guy uses the.… Animal cruelty.… Perk
Iykyk
twin flower
so you know some
formal mortar
The best thing was getting Yarrick back 
formal mortar
Always need a good fight
little marten
There will be no evacuation.
urban beacon
twin flower
This is our City
astral basin
Run straight to the door when you random fill
Watch how fast the squaddies leave
twin flower
Those were kriegers?
little marten
im not a krieg dork aint they all clones
sleek harness
Those were kriegers?
Yeah
twin flower
thought they were all steel legion
twin flower
cuz they have similar masks
quaint moss
where are my steel legion
sleek harness
Who is silly lmao
stiff elbow
animation about ARMAGEDDEON
no ARMAGEDDEON steel legion
sleek harness
Who is thet
little marten
who cares if they krieg the animation was fucking sick
twin flower
wish they'd say more about wth Yarrick has been up to
he was presumed dead and now he's back just like that
little marten
wish they'd say more about wth Yarrick has been up to
took some time out to looksmaxx
sleek harness
Yarrick came back from a coma to put Kriegers to lose a fight on a already lost planet
green vector
yarrick been karking his stubber
sleek harness
So based
shy sandal
Skaven be like:
"I made a statement"
- Prove it then
"What?"
- You just made a statement
"Soy Dog Sticker"
twin flower
The ratatat
formal mortar
Think it had cadians in it too
little marten
yeh there were some cadians
little marten
i hear gw might be phasing out steel legion due to their german comparisons
twin flower
arent steel legion just a bunch of conscripted gangers
sleek harness
I heard GW will make space marines have boobs
twin flower
make them have a mix of ganger x guard look mayhaps
quaint moss
exactly lmao
i heard its there home planet and they werent there
little marten
REBRAND
dire kayak
Skaven be like:
"I made a statement"
- Prove it then
"What?"
- You just made...
and we love him very much
twin flower
who wasnt there
formal mortar
Imperium of food
little marten
Simperium
jaunty path
Skaven be like:
"I made a statement"
- Prove it then
"What?"
- You just made...
totally not annoying as fuck
sleek harness
Listen Missus
astral basin
Flex Imperialus
dire kayak
Imperium of food
mmmmm,,,, 🤤 🤤 🤤
formal mortar
I should play some more expeditions
little marten
i had spaghetti for dinner it was delicious
sleek harness
Instead I will call you a demon
formal mortar
But i kinda wanna play brigandine as well
formal mortar
i had spaghetti for dinner it was delicious
Same eating it now
dire kayak
totally not annoying as fuck
urban beacon
i hear gw might be phasing out steel legion due to their german comparisons
wdym
sleek harness
I still can't believe I get blocks to this day in this server
astral basin
I need to see what melees arby gets
I have
A new idea on how to play him
sleek harness
I thought all the haters had already blocked me
formal mortar
Though after I finish my spaghetti I might also eat some bbq chicken
jaunty path
dire kayak
visual vortex
Skaven be like:
"I made a statement"
- Prove it then
"What?"
- You just made...
Dont go making fun of my pookie bear 😡
sleek harness
Pancakes are kinda overrated ngl
formal mortar
They're communicating
sleek harness
Dont go making fun of my pookie bear 😡
I am going to be honest I don't like being called that
Can you like
Never say this again
green vector
visual vortex
Sorry baby girl
void lark
Pancakes are kinda overrated ngl
That's why you keep getting blocked
formal mortar
Call em Swivel Pivel
green vector
do it again
visual vortex
Call em Swivel Pivel
Baby back ribs
green vector
or no balls
astral basin
Call em Swivel Pivel
Woo woo woo
little marten
wdym
Dunno just that they look like German soldiers or sommin I don’t really know I just read it
urban beacon
with how much genocide is in 40k i feel like u can compare any human to irl genocides
marching army i mean
sleek harness
That's why you keep getting blocked
Because I insulted the 10 pancakes fans?
visual vortex
Im like 90% sure the krieg are the germans
little marten
I mean I guess that’s fair but everything is inspired by something, for example the davinci’s vetruvian man is inspired by me
formal mortar
Woo woo woo
I hit my gf with the woo woo woo was big success
sleek harness
Than being called Pookie Bear
void lark
Im like 90% sure the krieg are the germans
One of them is ww1 germans, the other is ww2
sleek harness
That's a disgusting name
astral basin
Because I insulted the 10 pancakes fans?
Im one of em 
visual vortex
One of them is ww1 germans, the other is ww2
There's a part two?!
I cant even count that high!
visual vortex
That's a disgusting name
Sorry baby back ribs
sleek harness
Im one of em <:Ney_Angry:1046443673015025815>
Will you try to murder me with my own pillow in my sleep
urban beacon
I mean I guess that’s fair but everything is inspired by something, for example ...
how can you be the vitruvian man if nurgle worshippers are almost always disgusting looking
formal mortar
I like pancakes
urban beacon
vitruvian man does not look disgusting
formal mortar
I also like blueberry pancakes
astral basin
Will you try to murder me with my own pillow in my sleep
No.
The pillow will be on your face
But you will be shot 15 times
void lark
There's a part two?!
We're currently working on a sequel
There's no way for the germans to go through the ardennes this time around
visual vortex
Krieg two
sleek harness
No.
The pillow will be on your face
But you will be shot 15 times
Wouldn't that be like
A peaceful death
You didn't specify that you woke me up
visual vortex
He's right
formal mortar
When do we get Ogryn Luchador
twin flower
you got shot 15 times how is that peaceful
visual vortex
Twist his testicles
sleek harness
you got shot 15 times how is that peaceful <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Because I will be sleeping
It won't make a difference
visual vortex
you got shot 15 times how is that peaceful <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Depends on where shot
green vector
the ole testicle torsion
visual vortex
It never fails
formal mortar
Need a Cajun ogryn personality
visual vortex
Or you could lightly tap his balls
dire kayak
hmmmm
twin flower
to be fair if he said he just placed a pillow on your head doesnt mean they'll shoot you at the head
visual vortex
Feel like his body is exploding
formal mortar
Need a luchador ogryn outfit
sleek harness
I believe he would shoot me in my head and use the pillow as a silencer
formal mortar
And need some grappling moves
astral basin
You didn't specify that you woke me up
Bro if my former grandfather slept through being burned alive, i dont think it matters that much
Its more of a message to the rest of the waffle iron crutchees
twin flower
never let them know your next move
twin flower
wuh
void lark
And need some grappling moves
Yon can already go bare chest+ colored pants
Does the ogryn have some kind of gimp mask?
void lark
Quoted the wrong post my bad fam
sleek harness
Bro if my former grandfather slept through being burned alive, i dont think it m...
Listen
twin flower
real
sleek harness
It depends where the fire burnt first
astral basin
Yon can already go bare chest+ colored pants
Does the ogryn have some kind of gi...
It does
I saw it yesterday
It has a lowkey rebreather
formal mortar
And now gas prices are crazy
dire kayak
hmmm who do i send an unsolicited knight castellan picture next
sleek harness
And now gas prices are crazy
Imagine sustaining all your country's fuel from a small country
void lark
hmmm who do i send an unsolicited knight castellan picture next
Is it naked?
thick coyote
Need a Cajun ogryn personality
Ogryn tries to speak French
Has a meltdown
dire kayak
Is it naked?
unpainted
astral basin
It depends where the fire burnt first
Passed out drunk at a table w a gas stove turned on (working theory)
sleek harness
Passed out drunk at a table w a gas stove turned on (working theory)
Peaceful death
The gas will choke you to death
void lark
Ogryn tries to speak French
Has a meltdown
Ogryn tries to speak english
Meltdown as well
thick coyote
sleek harness
By the way the canon language in 40k is like, Roman
So all this time ogryns were speaking roman
astral basin
The gas will choke you to death
Its a pilot late
Im not entirely sure the gas did much there
But. Potentially
sleek harness
I saw a man light himself on fire once
Why did you just said that causally
formal mortar
Because he lived and it was funny
dire kayak
hmmm im gonna send it to lynxie
twin flower
well not for him i imagine
astral basin
Im wanting to style an ogryn after road hog from ow
formal mortar
He poured gas on himself, lit himself on fire, and then didn't know why he was on fire
void lark
So all this time ogryns were speaking roman
It's only spoken by the nobility and high ranking bozos
Ogryn speak todler
sleek harness
It's only spoken by the nobility and high ranking bozos
So what language do medium society people speak
twin flower
Gothic
formal mortar
All because he wanted his wife to make him a sandwich instead of making it himself
void lark
So what language do medium society people speak
The local dialect of wherever they are
sleek harness
The local dialect of wherever they are
Akan gotcha
nocturne bloom
Bro why does gas have to be fucking $4 🥀
void lark
The french psyker voice uses french words at times so it makes space France canon 
sleek harness
Man we have such overrated languages nowadays
nocturne bloom
It was $2 like a few weeks ago 
rocky radish
$4 gas is all part of his genius master plan. I wish I was smart enough to understand it. I'll just have to blindly trust
formal mortar
Bro why does gas have to be fucking $4 🥀
Because someone who draft dodges decided to start a war and not understand logistics
void lark
Is there a brazilian legion?
thick coyote
Since there's low gothic and high gothic
Medium gothic would also be latin inspired
sleek harness
Is there a brazilian legion?
South America
Literally Brazil
Ignore the other 30 countries
It's just Brazil
void lark
Nah, there's France down there as well
We are everywhere, you can't escape
astral basin
Noble snobs speak in high gothic, the equivalent of early roman latin
Everyone else speaks like. Italian or spanish. English at worst. Everything betweenz Theres recognizable phrases, but most of the time its a totally different language
formal mortar
Whats a France?
void lark
Whats a France?
Something wonderful
thick coyote
Nah, there's France down there as well <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
We are e...
Why do you want Guiana?
What's in there anyways
rocky radish
Something wonderful <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
I feel if a french person pronounced your name, the whole thing would be silent
formal mortar
Something wonderful <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
That place my ancestors took castles from
void lark
Nuh hun, we still have all of them
You didn't take shit
formal mortar
They may be there but some of them are rightfully mine to take back
I just let you have them
void lark
I feel if a french person pronounced your name, the whole thing would be silent
Ou is only a singular sound (same as the ou in would i think) and the rest is pronounced as you normaly would
So no
rocky radish
My very scientific theory has been disproven
void lark
I just let you have them
Too bad for you, we already sold them to the emirates
thick coyote
Ou is only a singular sound (same as the ou in would i think) and the rest is pr...
Urg
Lmao old Steve taking damage sfx
digital ivy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1ViJEYNki4 one of the most underatted songs
drive slow- kanye
rocky radish
The racist guy?
limber zealot
How's it going fellas
rocky radish
The anti-semetic one?
rocky radish
Eh. I don't like supporting evil people
limber zealot
It's kinda hard to be judgy about people listening to Kanye
Cause he's y'know
Kanye
One of the most successful musicians to ever live
digital ivy
lol dont fall off that podium mr good supporter
most people that have that attitude aint shit but haters in my observation
i dont like supporting people i dont agree with xD
rocky radish
I think we are allowed to hate racists
stiff elbow
yk when ur playing basketball at the public court and u brick so hard the metal broken ass backboard makes the loudest sound ever and now everyones looking at you
dire kayak
yk when ur playing basketball at the public court and u brick so hard the metal ...
i just start stabbing people
(i say as someone who hates playing sports and has never done this)
digital ivy
yk when ur playing basketball at the public court and u brick so hard the metal ...
go dunk on they ass
heady harness
Man, this new Expeditions mode would be pretty fun if this game's connectivity still wasn't ass.
heady harness
Yeah. Apparently you're able to extend the timer somehow but I don't see any clear way to do so, at least not in the sanctuaries.
At least, that's what I got from the update notes.
wraith phoenix
God damn it I wanna play Big Walk so fucking much fr fr fr
digital ivy
u gotta get to the door you get more time but i just feel like ur being rushed the entire time
theres ways to advance open the gates
i feel like this game would have been better with no time limit just the longer u play more horde shows up
imo
dire kayak
you can extract in less than a minute if your entire team is at the extraction point, so the time limit isnt that punishing really, at least not in my experience
digital ivy
cuz as u do progress u get these gadgets but i feel like most people dont even know that atm
but u never/barely get to use em
my experience has been up and down ive had some good runs
but probs more bad ones
dire kayak
most runs ive had we've failed to the enemy hordes
digital ivy
teams of 2 usually is the way to go
dire kayak
ive only lost twice from the time limit
digital ivy
split off at the start in groups of 2
there is no ammo or healing unless u get the deadsite zone
so be careful i like psyker and vet the most
stiff elbow
go dunk on they ass
if u saw the bricks and the rimshots i make, u would probably have me in bench 24/7
generational ball fumbler
i am not dunking on they ass
dire kayak
i physically cannot play basketball
digital ivy
if u saw the bricks and the rimshots i make, u would probably have me in bench 2...
nah i could fix you
blazing ibex
I just got here
And saw Kanye being mentioned
To be fair.
That man's brain probably looks like a raisin by now with how damaged it is
blazing ibex
Kim K was the worst thing that ever happened to him
digital ivy
and his mom dying
ngl hes been saying crazy stuff but hes been close to alot of demons
dire kayak
ngl hes been saying crazy stuff but hes been close to alot of demons
thats what you bring the grey knights in f
blazing ibex
And the nitrous oxide issue
digital ivy
i think the people need to purge the filth idk if yall read the files
but theres so much question marks and fucked up shit
its obvious the whole governments covering
but why...
fair bridge
i need Nitrous
rocky aspen
alright
I'm gonna go for 4th crash tonight
Helldivers 2 is less buggy at the moment
unreal
woven garden
Errortide reigns supreme
woven garden
hotfix moment
twin flower
nothing new i guess
eager haven
Another hot fix? Prbly fried bunch of community mods again... Sheesh...
whole bough
so thats kinda lame
it seems like entering each saferoom is supposed to give you an extra 5 minutes but it seems to not work unless ur below 5 minutes
oak nexus
goofy goobers
whole bough
so if you keep entering safezones when u got <5 minutes it goes back to 5 mins
rocky aspen
Didn't they patch the game yesterday lol
I actually had less game crashes before the damn patch today
somber stream
somber stream
And yet here you are
orchid lynx
What is your need of me?
somber stream
Someone asked for a real polish
Thought it was funny, back to bed with you now princess
xoxo
orchid lynx
I deem it funny indeed 
somber stream
Sleep well
orchid lynx
Gotta get that 3h sleep before work
somber stream
Need at least 6 for a beauty sleep king
orchid lynx
U just woke up right?
somber stream
Yeah
dark lion
i just watched 3 people jump off a fucking cliff
thinking they could jump a gap that is clearly not
orchid lynx
i just watched 3 people jump off a fucking cliff
Did u follow
dark lion
no
orchid lynx
?
dark lion
and the idiots died in front of the rescue point so i had to solo as gunlugger to the next checkpoint
which was just not happening
somber stream
Real ones would've jumped with the boys
orchid lynx
Thats what Im saying
somber stream
Cheloniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dark lion
Gotta change your mindset
i was playing my hardest but theres nothing you can do on auric when there's 6 gunners
in different sections
dark lion
if i ahd my shield i could have, maybe
dark lion
maybe stealth zelot is the play
fuck this build and fuck the losers who play it
orchid lynx
U dont lose anything and u got to witness the famous "would you jump of the clif if your friends did?" Win win
dark lion
U dont lose anything and u got to witness the famous "would you jump of the clif...
yeah i lost 20m of my life
oak nexus
whats wrong with stealth zelot
dark lion
whats wrong with stealth zelot
most of them are pve sp shitters
and will die like mongs
for every good zealot that ptfo
theres 5 that have main character syndrome
jaunty path
whats wrong with stealth zelot
Nothing if they can survive
dark lion
which most wont
most will bum rush the mission and get clipped by a dog or trapper
and then you can laugh at them as they ragequit
somber stream
They added a Starcraft Immortal to Helldivers lol
Illuminate not escaping the Protoss allegations
delicate vapor
vhat
jaunty path
How are you
im doin ok
dire kayak
i want a darktide anime
blazing ibex
Awesome
river ingot
i want a darktide anime
just what we needed long stills of "the grand father"
rocky radish
Shroud is helpful for reviving when the people who wandered off alone inevitably die
thick coyote
scum better be the MC
Ain't no one trying to hear no drug addict story
Anyways watch Houdini
blazing ibex
most will bum rush the mission and get clipped by a dog or trapper
It was me
I'm sorry
It will happen again
dark lion
sorry too many console players are dogs
whole glade
ima DAWG
visual vortex
Because it adds joy
If everyone was halpy in games
It woukd be BORING
NOTHING
Aorry caps
Nothing excites me more than shit-talking another guy
Because i know there's a stake now
blazing ibex
sorry too many console players are dogs
...what's wrong with being a dog 
woven sigil
...what's wrong with being a dog <:angymorrow:1062670568916267038>
The butt-sniffing
blazing ibex
No flavor without sport, is what I say.
||Alright I'm gonna leave this server after that.||
stuck crescent
Samurai sauce?
visual vortex
A man such as myself is immune to the stimulation of games like this
I need something more stimulating like insulting another man while he shoots hot lead into my back
fleet beacon
if i cast fireball on the village of frog people am i the bad guy?
digital ivy
ngl this maybe the most love hate game ive played recently
digital ivy
i love it but i fucking hate it sometimes xD
woven sigil
I need something more stimulating like insulting another man while he shoots hot...
Your inability to ragebait effectively was on full display last night, you are not that kinda man
visual vortex
By shit-talk i dont mean ragebait
I mean SHITTALK
FUCK THAT CONSOLE PLAYER
I WANT HIM DEAD
💀
digital ivy
chill bro its not that serious
dark lion
fuck it
dire kayak
I WANT HIM DEAD
as you command magos
blazing ibex
too many idiots right now
okay, to be fair
dark lion
im just wasting time
digital ivy
i just got wiped at the end of a auric and i was carrying hardcore
digital ivy
im freakin pissed
woven sigil
By shit-talk i dont mean ragebait
Ragebaiting is the evolved form of shittalking, you need to catch up mate
digital ivy
fuckin shitters
blazing ibex
is a tad diluted at the moment so naturally
some people
aren't going to be that good at the game
stiff elbow
“Blessed are the Ignorant for they lack the burden of knowledge...”
blazing ibex
🤷♀️
visual vortex
Ragebaiting is the evolved form of shittalking, you need to catch up mate <:chad...
Nothing beats yelling at a 40 year old zealot main because he saidhis wifi suck
dark lion
literally going to uprising just ot finis hone fucking mission and be done with my melk task
stiff elbow
“Blessed are the Ignorant for they lack the burden of knowledge...”
i must be very knowledgable
because i still do not know
why these FUCKING OGRYNS
digital ivy
bro zealot is for sweats
stiff elbow
keep WALKING IN FRONT OF ME
visual vortex
bro zealot is for sweats
Zealot players are ASS
fleet beacon
keep WALKING IN FRONT OF ME
its their emperor given right
odd minnow
zealot's a braindead af class
visual vortex
they're all 40 years old and always have an excuse for licking gorilla nipple
digital ivy
if u main zealot i bet u cant color in between the lines
visual vortex
I would play zealot but in afraid it'll cut my braincdlls down
fleet beacon
what if i equally play 4 different classes
digital ivy
i swear to god its like they got that azrael batman arkham vibe xD
woven sigil
keep WALKING IN FRONT OF ME
Like I told you earlier, Ogryns lack object permanence, if you're not visible, you don't exist
digital ivy
you know what im saying
visual vortex
what if i equally play 4 different classes
Peopmr that play anything but veteran SUCK
visual vortex
"Damn i dodged that frusher attack!"
fleet beacon
i think i need to make a new stealth build
visual vortex
Meanwhile they let thenselves be cornered by poxers
digital ivy
its like batmans quote "im not wearing pants"
visual vortex
So their dodge was worthless
fleet beacon
been a long time since iv ran a stealth build
woven sigil
Do it, it'll piss Ollphiest off
digital ivy
u gotta be a sneaky bastard sometimes
blazing ibex
been a long time since iv ran a stealth build
Have you inquired about A Fat Man named Gus?
visual vortex
Do it, it'll piss Ollphiest off
I like stealth builds tho
digital ivy
sneak sneak sneak
visual vortex
Ima keep it a buck you'll find me face down with my booty up before you'll EVER see me play zealot seriously
fleet beacon
Have you inquired about A Fat Man named Gus?
no but im covering myself in purple
digital ivy
can we all just take a moment in time and appreciate each other
woven sigil
Ima keep it a buck you'll find me face down with my booty up before you'll EVER ...
I mean, that might be quite common for you, we don't know your proclivities
blazing ibex
Takes a lot of damage and doesn't afraid of anything
visual vortex
I mean, that might be quite common for you, we don't know your proclivities <:ch...
$20 is $20
Gotta make bank somehow
woven sigil
There we go then
blazing ibex
I realize
digital ivy
holy cow
blazing ibex
Some may not know I'm actually talking about a zealot build.
fleet beacon
the ogryns eat my pants
visual vortex
That's why you'll see me lime that before i EVER play zealot seriously
fleet beacon
im always losing them
woven sigil
Some may not know I'm actually talking about a zealot build.
It did start to sound rather questionable for a minute there
fleet beacon
i like my zealot
fleet beacon
i like a veteran grenade build
digital ivy
timmothee chalamet vs ballet
fleet beacon
:>
digital ivy
the real battle of the worlds
i heard we may even get a chalamee class
chalamee deez nuts cross yo face
woven sigil
I dont know what any of that means
visual vortex
The next class is Rosie O'Donnell's rotten tooth
digital ivy
kurt cobain but the headless horseman
stiff elbow
timmothee chalamet vs ballet
have u seen him at the knicks playoff last year with kylie jenner
digital ivy
the knicks suck
stiff elbow
no they dont
visual vortex
I just bet on kalshi
blazing ibex
alright
woven sigil
have u seen him at the knicks playoff last year with kylie jenner
Surely you mean Bruce
blazing ibex
heavy sword scum tiem
stiff elbow
brunson and towns r like top tier players
digital ivy
jalen bumson is a sorry AI wannabe
visual vortex
🤑
dire kayak
visual vortex
Hating isnt enough
digital ivy
T wolves all day
visual vortex
I want some people dead
finite gazelle
FATSHARK FIX HAVOC
stiff elbow
Surely you mean Bruce <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
please stop
stiff elbow
everytime u use the chadgryn emoji ur hairline recedes another inch
woven sigil
everytime u use the chadgryn emoji ur hairline recedes another inch
I don't have any hair
boreal fox
Just had an absolutely embarrassing teamwipe. 1 Player got lost and pounced by a dog after a ledge. Then we went into a wave, and a trapper managed to get the remaining 3 as they were distracted by the hoard
somber stream
On my head, specifically
digital ivy
yall watching march madness at all
visual vortex
yall watching march madness at all
No
We all bet on Kalshi's stupidnfucking ai ads on the big screen
visual vortex
Bro ur pfp
digital ivy
is freaking sick af
digital ivy
if i saw something like that running my way im neatrualzing that mofo
and ima make a cape out em
visual vortex
Good idea
woven sigil
Thats a funny way to say you'd shit your pants
visual vortex
Thats a funny way to say you'd shit your pants
We all shit our pants
digital ivy
fear is a choice
visual vortex
Sometimes when i move
digital ivy
so is bravery
woven sigil
fear is a choice
Ooh, careful guys, we got a badass up in here
stiff elbow
someday i am going to wage total war on the cracka ass first world
visual vortex
You have no idea who ur messing with vbudy...
blazing ibex
Just had an absolutely embarrassing teamwipe. 1 Player got lost and pounced by a...
it be like that
stiff elbow
💪🏽
digital ivy
Ooh, careful guys, we got a badass up in here
careful guys we got stim shady up in here!
woven sigil
Yeah, so you better all stand up
visual vortex
For how much you seem to like rage-baiting americans
visual vortex
Why is your name a reference to an americsn rapper from michigan
woven sigil
For how much you seem to like rage-baiting americans
I'll ragebait anyone, I'm not a racist, except for when I am
stiff elbow
when you tell white people that there are other artists besides eminem, biggie, and tupac
digital ivy
ollpheist got a handicap parking pass
stiff elbow
WHATS WRONG white boy... afraid you might HEAR something bearable???
visual vortex
Lets predict what she says
woven sigil
WHATS WRONG white boy... afraid you might HEAR something bearable???
I mean, I was listening to Big L earlier
blazing ibex
Yeah, so you better all stand up
that's ableist sir
visual vortex
I think it's going to be something politically motivated and about how much she hates capitalism
digital ivy
this such a shit show but i love it
digital ivy
bro i wish i had one
visual vortex
I could move to california
woven sigil
that's ableist sir
You mean a skill issue?
visual vortex
And get tons of money
digital ivy
my peen so big its like a handicap
visual vortex
Because i have dignity
digital ivy
nuts made of steel
visual vortex
And would never be in california
woven sigil
Eesh if that isnt a massive self-report
digital ivy
sometimes i mess up the pavement
blazing ibex
And would never be in california
you right
visual vortex
But it had the thumbanil and title of
blazing ibex
don't live here
stiff elbow
come to washington state
visual vortex
"I have a very large pricate part."
stiff elbow
we got KKKautskyite revisionists here
visual vortex
come to washington state
Why do you live there?
visual vortex
Oh ew
stiff elbow
the very heartlands of white peopleville
visual vortex
Why would i move anywhere near you
digital ivy
is it a bad thing to be white?
visual vortex
To some people ig
stiff elbow
is it a bad thing to be white?
depends
woven sigil
No, its the best thing
visual vortex
Idk im white and never had an issue
stiff elbow
🚬
digital ivy
i think white guilt is one of the most pathetic things in recent decades
woven sigil
white people dont have issues
On the contrary, we have the best issues
digital ivy
its like stop blaming me for ur problems i got plenty of my own xD
stiff elbow
uh huh
anyways
we should kill all ogryns
society would probably benefit from
a lot less ogryn mains
visual vortex
On the contrary, we have the best issues <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
You would never catch me cracking a white woman tho
woven sigil
You would never catch me cracking a white woman tho
If you're cracking any women I would question your moral compass, sounds violent
visual vortex
That's inplying i would even want to be near a woman to crack them
digital ivy
bros probs crackin sheep
digital ivy
damn so wet dreams?
digital ivy
i had to do it
stiff elbow
my game crashed again
visual vortex
As of rn im cutting watermelon wr 12:18 am
stiff elbow
fuck my chud life
digital ivy
thank god i got some money saved up
woven sigil
fuck my chud life
Hey now, you're supposed to call other people chuds
digital ivy
im feeling pretty good
stiff elbow
It's their buzzword
ur like the biggest chud ever
visual vortex
How else are they gonna make a comeback with no actual argument!
woven sigil
It's their buzzword
Get your own ragebait, lazy bastard
digital ivy
if someone lets themselves get baited then you are a fish
stiff elbow
How else are they gonna make a comeback with no actual argument!
im not arguing silly
digital ivy
be the fisherman
visual vortex
if someone lets themselves get baited then you are a fish
I am the fishing rod
digital ivy
bro id probs put u on a hook xD
woven sigil
As I said earlier, you disproved that last night quite aptly
digital ivy
id catch me a big ole fish
visual vortex
I usually dont think that far
limber zealot
How's it going fellas
visual vortex
Intil i send it
stiff elbow
How's it going fellas
we are waging total war on the first world
digital ivy
dashing!
stiff elbow
🚬
visual vortex
Then i eealize most tjing i say sound awful and needa correct that
woven sigil
How's it going fellas
Ollphiest and Magi are self reporting themselves
limber zealot
we are waging total war on the first world
Brother I live there can we pick something else?
digital ivy
stim is being a edge lord
stiff elbow
Brother I live there can we pick something else?
no no this is what has to be done
visual vortex
Brother I live there can we pick something else?
This js all ant talks about
You HAVE to understand
digital ivy
ive barely said anything recently xD
visual vortex
They played cuberpunk for 1 hour
woven sigil
stim is being a edge lord
I am merely enjoying my time in the discord, long may I live
visual vortex
like sneako
You defend cuties?
digital ivy
hell no
dire kayak
visual vortex
🤨 🕶️ 🤏
blazing ibex
like sneako
you know what, yeah this got me. take your gold
digital ivy
sneakos a weirdo its just a reference
visual vortex
I forgot he existed
limber zealot
You defend cuties?
He was making a joke about how seanko watches his girl get plowed by other dudes
Cause he's an alpha male
visual vortex
All i remember is when he played with a gun with a mag loaded in
He could hurt himself dancing like that
woven sigil
Who is sneako and why does he sound like a shoe
limber zealot
Would've been kinda funny
blazing ibex
All i remember is when he played with a gun with a mag loaded in
p sure he did that to intimidate critikal?
visual vortex
Oh wait no he called mags clips
digital ivy
stim wants to report people for no reason
hes that guy thatd call the cops at a party
limber zealot
Who is sneako and why does he sound like a shoe
He's an Andrew Tate minime
visual vortex
p sure he did that to intimidate critikal?
Critical had like a conbat shotgun and a blicky next to him
limber zealot
That's all you really need to know
digital ivy
but instead hes on discord
woven sigil
I don't need to report anyone, you's lot are quite capable of doing that on your own I'm just here to expose you
digital ivy
what are u exposing xD
blazing ibex
Critical had like a conbat shotgun and a blicky next to him
O
limber zealot
Anyways my night is going pretty swell
digital ivy
sherlock holmes ova here
woven sigil
He's an Andrew Tate minime
Christ, theres always a few int there
visual vortex
Int
limber zealot
Anyways my night is going pretty swell
I bought some Godzilla merchandise and some new shoes
visual vortex
Int=intelligent
blazing ibex
Actually wait I think it was an AR15
stiff elbow
being an alpha male actually means trafficking women across eastern europe
blazing ibex
Some variant of it
visual vortex
Actually wait I think it was an AR15
Yeah
limber zealot
Christ, theres always a few int there
Dude's there are levels to this shit you don't even know lmao
dire kayak
I don't need to report anyone, you's lot are quite capable of doing that on your...
even me?
limber zealot
It's ridiculous
visual vortex
I stayed up longer than 3 hours
woven sigil
Dude's there are levels to this shit you don't even know lmao
I have no desire to, there is strength in ignorance, and I am very strong
visual vortex
It was over
digital ivy
dudes planting eveidence
limber zealot
I have no desire to, there is strength in ignorance, and I am very strong <:chad...
In this case there certainly is
visual vortex
dudes planting eveidence
Have you seen the people v preds video
Where the lil asian guy is trying to sell meth to a mid
digital ivy
stim shady is like that dude that got bullied in highschool and acts weird on discord
limber zealot
I bought some Godzilla merchandise and some new shoes
Also got a Full Metal Alchemist shirt
woven sigil
even me? <a:yuyuyuyuyu:656215515999633480>
Nah, you've not been close to a meltdown over the last couple of day, I have no need to ragebait you
visual vortex
And says he's there for fiber pills cus he cant shit
limber zealot
Now I'm just going to impatiently wait for it all to arrive
visual vortex
Then he runs out crying and decimates a tree trying to flee
visual vortex
Before getting tackled by a dude in uggs?
digital ivy
i bet thats stim shady
visual vortex
what are u talking about
It's real
woven sigil
stim shady is like that dude that got bullied in highschool and acts weird on di...
I'm a lovely bloke, but some people don't see beyond what they want to see
stiff elbow
what could possibly be the context
visual vortex
The guy deleted it
stiff elbow
to this situation
visual vortex
what could possibly be the context
That IS the context
digital ivy
I'm a lovely bloke, but some people don't see beyond what they want to see <:cha...
how you present yourself you dont seem like a person thats enjoyable to be around
blazing ibex
Have you seen the people v preds video
I did actually ya
woven sigil
how you present yourself you dont seem like a person thats enjoyable to be aroun...
Then the joke is flying so far beyond your head I wouldn't find you much fun either
visual vortex
Im not making it up
digital ivy
Then the joke is flying so far beyond your head I wouldn't find you much fun eit...
bro the only thing thats flying is you bro put down the drugs
visual vortex
Mr miagi and stim-shady should have gay fanfic written about them on wattpad for all to see
stiff elbow
dune mentioned
stiff elbow
🔥
digital ivy
im glad you know what year it is
whole bough
do yall think the dune worm could get it
woven sigil
Mr miagi and stim-shady should have gay fanfic written about them on wattpad for...
Feel free to contribute to it, I'd be curious to see what you come up with
visual vortex
do yall think the dune worm could get it
The popcorn bucket could
stiff elbow
do yall think the dune worm could get it
shai-hulud or the god-emperor
digital ivy
im enjoying this as much as yall probs are so im cool ive said my piece
visual vortex
MOBODY would pill me out from getting that thing
visual vortex
Feel free to contribute to it, I'd be curious to see what you come up with
I could
But i am not that down-trodden
digital ivy
cant bait a fisherman you just end up on my hook
visual vortex
I prefer writing poetry anyways
woven sigil
cant bait a fisherman you just end up on my hook
There is a cruel irony to that statement
whole bough
what heretic could give the beast head
ppl prob gonna say BoN but i think itd eat you before anythign
visual vortex
Beast of nurgle
woven sigil
what heretic could give the beast head
Absolutely the Beast of Nurgle
visual vortex
Or plague ogryn
stiff elbow
trapper
visual vortex
Chaos spawn could work too
woven sigil
Yeah, the trapper is probably pretty dirty to be fair
digital ivy
beast head xD
visual vortex
It looks like the dine popcorn bucket
digital ivy
beast or nurgle gonna swallow ur children and you
stiff elbow
🚬
woven sigil
beast or nurgle gonna swallow ur children and you
Because that sounds so offputting
dire kayak
what heretic could give the beast head
captain wolfer
whole bough
captain wolfer <a:PuppoBoogie:690944981824831488>
actually rinda