general-chat

[whole glade]

ermm

[amber delta]

bro i dont need a femboy friend, I am the femboy

[dire kayak]

<@&735928989146939404>

[green vector]

HACKED ACC

[dire kayak]

poor thing

[gilded tusk]

for me, SM2, Speed Freeks, Dawn of War, Chaosbane and Mechanicus are good games

[amber delta]

tf dont snitch on a femboy hotline

[woven sigil]

Not only that, someone who doesnt know how phone numbers work

[dire kayak]

I LOVE MECHANICUS

[green vector]

darktide and total warhammer

[dire kayak]

im just taking out the competition

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

(my steam name is femboy hotline)

[south valve]

We some sort of hotline for goobers or som-

[whole glade]

Yall remember bunnicula?

[south valve]

No 👀

[whole glade]

ooogh

[dire kayak]

its so unfair that red corsairs get more 40k minis than night lords

we need justice

[whole glade]

justice?....

[whole glade]

judgement?...

punishment?...

[woven sigil]

You arbitrators cant procure any justice, theres too many Scum running about, you're outnumbered

An we have drugs

[whole glade]

and night lords

[gilded tusk]

meanwhile my White Scars and Arbitrators...

[south valve]

Lying. Mandated edict: a mean look

[whole glade]

we are the true bringers of justice

[south valve]

:(

[gilded tusk]

god we need more White Scars

[woven sigil]

Laughs in addict

[dire kayak]

theres far too many neglected factions in 40k

[whole glade]

i need the Dark Angels company heros box back

[south valve]

I’m confiscating that for personal use in the Lex’s name

[whole glade]

my fav green bois need more unique models

[amber delta]

they just put up a trailer about poster planet of steel legion

who continue to have 0 models

[woven sigil]

Nu-uh, its mine, you have no power here, Rannick said so

[dire kayak]

im tempted to buy more saturnines

[dire kayak]

at least theres a paint named after them?

[south valve]

🪐 9

[green vector]

how do you mute pings in game

moron russian arb going fucking crazy on the pings

[south valve]

Would be nice if you could

[woven sigil]

You barrel them off the next ledge they walk past

[south valve]

Especially when arbis want their dog on someone

[woven sigil]

People who bind ping to LMB should only be able to matchmake with others who do, so they can experience just how fuckin annoying it is

[amber delta]

probably autoping mod

[gentle bough]

Does increasing expeditions difficulty increase the amount of tech remnants you get? Only been playing heresy so far to get a feel

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

on damnation i get around 1500-2100

so im not sure

[gentle bough]

I got 2500 on beta on heresy

[dire kayak]

holy

[south valve]

“It’s so I can tell my team where to go” bro they have a brain too

[gentle bough]

So I’m assuming not

[woven sigil]

Well, some of the time anyway

[south valve]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

No longer sick

[dire kayak]

YAAYYY

[delicate vapor]

Eating the rest of these digestives

[green vector]

i can

[delicate vapor]

[green vector]

i cant wait till im last alive

[south valve]

But if you’re doing that on havoc or something, they probably should do

[green vector]

im suiciding

and this mission is over

[south valve]

Peak cuisine

[delicate vapor]

Buying more bs with my mom

[quaint moss]

cant relate 🧟‍♂️
anyways how everyones days

[delicate vapor]

Need to pick up more noodles tho

[dire kayak]

[quaint moss]

noodles are good

[delicate vapor]

Japanese udon noodles.. need

And a jar of chilli peppers

[quaint moss]

wha :v

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-rdr-rdr2-rdr1-gun-gif-7116805855926794029

[woven sigil]

Maybe if you didnt drink so much, you'd be less sick 😄

[neon agate]

It's almost the weekend and tomorrow I am going on the worst expedition in history

[quaint moss]

but its ma blood, im like spongebob, "i need it"

[delicate vapor]

So I get this $13 two fried chicken and chips or the mega deal which is 4 fried chickens

Plus the chicken salt

[whole bough]

worst thing about the update is that hounds are even more desynced than before

[south valve]

Maybe stop drinking your blood then

[woven sigil]

St Paddies was two day back lad shoulda got your fill then

[misty trench]

hell yeah

[quaint moss]

big rips

[south valve]

You need that inside you

[icy zodiac]

Does anyone happen to know, does private game work for Expeditions? Just tried to duo with a friend and when we launched, we got two randoms? Private lobbies turned off for it?

[misty trench]

how much is the megadeal?

[woven sigil]

What is chicken salt?

[delicate vapor]

Best thing ever

[green vector]

omg theyre all so close to dying

please

[delicate vapor]

Add it to fried chicken or fries

[neon agate]

We have insane arb,

Arb that uses excessive force

And puppy girl who luckily can't get high this time

[misty trench]

chicken flavoured salt, aussie thing

[green vector]

let me do this emperor

[delicate vapor]

It enhances the taste a lot

[quaint moss]

cant say yummers, without blood rituals 💀

[woven sigil]

Smh, we never should have left you there without supervision

[misty trench]

think of it as like...the Australian equivalent of MSG, but chicken flavoured

[delicate vapor]

Pretty much

[whole glade]

dudee i have an idea for GW to do. FUCKING MAKE A DECENT 2 SPRUE SIZED UPGRADE FRAME FOR ALL OF THE LEGIONS. SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE WHAT THEY WANT.

[delicate vapor]

It’s addicting

[misty trench]

it's glorious

[delicate vapor]

Like it enhances any chicken meal

[jolly solar]

hey fellas

[misty trench]

my kingdom for a tin of poultry sodium

[quaint moss]

chicken lickin good

[delicate vapor]

Throw it on kfc it enhances it

Yeah I’m gonna buy this $13 meal deal

[south valve]

Did you get Darktide?

[delicate vapor]

Free soda too

[south valve]

👀

[quaint moss]

towely, a slighty under-medicated arb, and brute strength twink

[delicate vapor]

E

[south valve]

A

[quaint moss]

Sports

its in the gay

[neon agate]

That's still better than my squad. Because one of is also a masochist

[stiff elbow]

yep... this is me

[quaint moss]

all of them ?_?

[grizzled plover]

I opened the forums for the first time and discovered forumites are still never happy no matter what forum you're on

[south valve]

Crazy eyebrows

[quaint moss]

like sanjis from one piece, !_! <- though this would also concern me

[jolly solar]

Man I haven’t even got a chance to play PlayStation yet today

[south valve]

FS could make the best update oat and there would still be a loud, angry minority

[grizzled plover]

I genuinely think the only people attracted to the forum style of interactions are deeply unhappy and spend more time posting than gaming

[jolly solar]

I was out visiting my granny then I had to get passport photos taken and go to the gym after

[green vector]

omg i did it

they all died

[woven sigil]

No they cant, or we'd have an update that unfucked silent specialists by now

[green vector]

mission failed

LOOOOOOOOL

[woven sigil]

Mission failed successfully

[grizzled plover]

Real why tf are we still dealing with silent specialists

[jolly solar]

Forums have never been something I’ve used at all besides reading it when it has an answer I need 😭

[south valve]

:_:

[south valve]

True

[jolly solar]

the delayed responses if you even get one ain’t it

[green vector]

ive never had so much joy in this game

[south valve]

This is hypothetical

[quaint moss]

4 eyes 4 eyes 🫵

[green vector]

as i do rn

[quaint moss]

that or like really small eyebrows :D

[green vector]

god that was satisfying

[south valve]

Fair enough, no worries

[grizzled plover]

Heorthu what are you doing lmao

[south valve]

But I will be in your walls, waiting for you to get it 👁️ 👁️

[woven sigil]

Because the team incharge of the audio engine is three hamsters and a ferret with no legs

[green vector]

2 people using auto ping mod

so i made them fail the mission

pieces of shit

[jolly solar]

so… what do you guys think of the kriegs

[woven sigil]

Bait used to be believeable

[stiff elbow]

why

that sounds very counterintuitive

[south valve]

@stuck crescent Ohhh Welshiiee!

[jolly solar]

😭

[grizzled plover]

what's the auto ping mod??

[grizzled plover]

boring

[green vector]

spams pings on enemies when youre arbitrator

[woven sigil]

Because people never cease to present their ineptitude or lack of common sense

[green vector]

like 50 times a second

[neon agate]

Lmao. The worst part is the 4th person that might show up, might bully me to death

[grizzled plover]

Oh that's just fucking annoying oh my god

[jolly solar]

what do we genuinely think about Adeptus mechanicus

[stiff elbow]

turn down ur volume then

[woven sigil]

It is the single most aggravating thing a player can do aside from dump AoEs under their frontliners

[jolly solar]

im not the biggest fan of those guys.

[woven sigil]

Might as well, can't hear half the trappers anyway

[stiff elbow]

i see

[tawdry edge]

Ok

[south valve]

Not that I disagree, but you have very unpopular opinions, just fyi

[green vector]

yeah

got them in my mission again

lets run it back

[tawdry edge]

Remove the mechanicus and the Imperium falls

like

[dire kayak]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

[tawdry edge]

in 3 hours

[dire kayak]

AAAAAAAGGGHHH

[jolly solar]

they’re essential but they’re so so evil 😭

[grizzled plover]

Go for it Agent 47

[tawdry edge]

The entirety of the setting is

[south valve]

Good sticker

[tawdry edge]

all of the imperium is evil

[stiff elbow]

well everything in 40k is evil

[tawdry edge]

they're fascist nazis

[grizzled plover]

Craftworld Eldar:

[green vector]

ill try my best sah

[woven sigil]

There is nothing evil about the Imperium

[stiff elbow]

evil nazi larp empire

[tawdry edge]

If you genuinely believe this I hope you pick up a book and shut up

[south valve]

Live ogryn reaction:

[woven sigil]

So easy, holy shit

[grizzled plover]

"everyone is evil"

Eldar and Tau minding their business and you call them evil?

[stiff elbow]

ur falling for tremendous bait

[void lark]

I won't read anti imperium propagnada

[sour oyster]

matchmaking keeps re-adding me to the same game with 1 AFK guy and 2 bots https://i.imgur.com/sspXiDy.jpeg they really need to prevent JIP into dead AFK games like this they lost like 5 minutes already and havent moved off spawn

[tawdry edge]

They are also evil, yes

no one is good

lol

[delicate vapor]

At the shopping centre what do you guys want

[tawdry edge]

If you genuinely believe
if

[grizzled plover]

tf did the Eldar ever do to you in the 40,000 years since Mankind was a bunch of grugs

[jolly solar]

Giraffes im sure were pretty good

[tawdry edge]

Racism, eugenics, killing civilians

same goes for the tau

[woven sigil]

They're progressing the genetic blueprint of humanity forwards, isnt that a good thing?

[grizzled plover]

That implies humans are people and not weird animals

[tawdry edge]

Biggest and bloody regime in the universe

[grizzled plover]

Apes are the worst ugh

[delicate vapor]

Who wants something from McDonald’s

[obsidian wren]

Who has a name for my new zealot, im using all the POT twitch drops

[void lark]

At least the tau are free ranging their slave population

[grizzled plover]

gimme a mcfish

[obsidian wren]

I was thinking blueberry man

[tawdry edge]

Everyone is weird animals but it doesn't make them innocent

[woven sigil]

Lmfao, ok thats very funny

[tawdry edge]

All of the factions in 40k are evil and point

[void lark]

nuh hun

[grizzled plover]

Also like most of the Eldar are minding their business and trying not to die while the LARGEST FASCIST REGIME TO EVER LIVE is railing for their genocide go away human

[woven sigil]

Humanity is the superior species

[void lark]

Eldar are assholes (I love them)

[tawdry edge]

This still doesn't make them good people

[dire kayak]

accidentally picked up a combat stimm instead of grenade resupply

its fine sob i didnt want those grenades anyway sob

[jolly solar]

Fact check status : ✅ approved

[tawdry edge]

because if you apply that pov to the imperium it also works

[grizzled plover]

If humans are so superior how come they have to experiment on children to get their super soldiers instead of just being inherently cooler

[delicate vapor]

Hmmm ok

[tawdry edge]

they are humans trying to stave off alien species that seek to destroy them

[stiff elbow]

dont the aeldari commit like mass r*pe?

[woven sigil]

Progress requires sacrifice

[stiff elbow]

and massive genocide campaigns as well?

[tawdry edge]

Dark Eldar, but yes

pain and suffering feeds their soul which is slowly dying away because of Slaneesh

[stiff elbow]

I see

is there a difference between dark eldar and other eldar?

[tawdry edge]

and pain/suffering is the easiest to acquire and the one that fills them

[grizzled plover]

Well no, because the Imperium is the largest fascist regime to ever live trying to genocide two peoples who have already expressed interest in allying with humans, genociding the Interex (the ACTUAL better future for Mankind), feeds Chaos at an unprecedented rate (the eldar could never hope to catch up at this point), and genocides itself

Humans when they see humans of a slightly different appearance than them

[tawdry edge]

Craftworld Eldars don't use the methods the dark eldars use to feel their souls back up

[lime beacon]

Im human, so the imperium is the good guys

simple as

[woven sigil]

We think its terrible, yes, and aim to solve the wrongthink

Via exterminatus

[tawdry edge]

The eldar literally feed the chaos gods by just existing actually

lmao

also it also works

[stiff elbow]

i thought i read somewhere that the chaos gods are responsible for the existance of the emperor

[tawdry edge]

The bloody regime doesn't hit ALL of the conquered Imperial planets

[stiff elbow]

or maybe it was the other way around

the emperor is responsible for the existance of the chaos gods

[tawdry edge]

there are many feudal worlds that are just living on their own and are invaded by chaos and xenos species

[atomic moon]

love how todays patch makes the game crash even more

[jolly solar]

Imagine how cool it would be if earth united and shit

[tawdry edge]

Even inside the imperium innocent civilians exist there and they are also targetted by the other factions just as much as the Imperium

[stiff elbow]

this guy is a SAINT GEORGE PATRIOT btw

[jolly solar]

Moved to space and all.

[stiff elbow]

this guy is a certified BUF member

[tawdry edge]

It doesn't make the other factions innocent if Imperium is bad

everyone else is bad and just as bad

[woven sigil]

Real, we need a crusade

[tawdry edge]

it just depends on the scale

[tawdry edge]

No he isn't

[jolly solar]

Space crusade would be soooooo sickkk

[stuck crescent]

Not a fan

[tawdry edge]

the chaos gods exist since the war in heaven

[jolly solar]

Id sign up for a space crusade

[grizzled plover]

Dark Eldar continue to live a hedonistic lifestyle that spawned slaanesh in the first place and are the enemy of literally all fucking life lmao. Their torture and violence draw Slaanesh's gaze away from them.

The Craftworlders use Soul Gems to store the souls of their fallen in hopes of one day freeing them in a world without Slaanesh.

The Exodites ride dinosaurs and live lives of Asceticism to avoid Slaanesh's gaze

[tawdry edge]

and they also arent

[jolly solar]

Beats me 😭

[green vector]

someone left and the bot saved the mission

omfg

[stiff elbow]

i see

[woven sigil]

Yes We will eventually conquer the galaxy from the savage xenos and you will thank us

[tawdry edge]

The torture and violence don't draw Slaneesh's attention away, it fills their soul which is slowly fed off by Slaneesh

[stiff elbow]

if u keep ragebaiting like this, people are going to think ur a terrible person

[tawdry edge]

The reason why they stay in the webway is because time there works differently

and their soul goes away slowly compared to realspace

[stuck crescent]

And there's nothing wrong with enjoying something I don't, just know the death korp is the mid korp

[tawdry edge]

pain and suffering is the most easible acquired form of ethereal material that feeds their soul back

[ancient violet]

Ah Warhammer lore

[grizzled plover]

No no, the Craftworlds are actually NOT as bad as the Imperium. That would imply that anything short of being Demons From Hell From The Bible, Bugs That Want To Eat Life, or The Terminator is compariable to the Imperium. Which is not true. The Craftworlders are minding their own business for the most part.

[woven sigil]

I really couldn't care less, if people paid any sort of attention then they would quickly realise I'm not, however people tend to only see what they want to see

[grizzled plover]

The Tau would be end game series final villains in any other setting, but to claim they're on the level of the Imperium is like laughably wrong

[stiff elbow]

okaaaay 😳

[delicate vapor]

Bought some mean sushi

[woven sigil]

Anyway, normal service shall be resumed, along with healthy amounts of thanking the Imperium for our continued existence

[tawdry edge]

racist supremacists who put themselves on top of the food-chain (even with incredibly low numbers)
refuses to do anything to help any other faction that isnt eldar
manipulates every scenario to their own gain and will turn their back on anyone even if they have promised alliance

plus they literally exile other eldars that don't fit in

[grizzled plover]

fym "refuse to help non eldar" you acting like Guilliman is still in stasis

[tawdry edge]

they throw them into fucking imperial planets hoping they can either die or fix themselves up

[woven sigil]

See? Now you're getting it, humanity isn't like that, we just fight to suvive

[grizzled plover]

It was an Eldar that got him out of stasis and an Eldar that got him off damn in this house we stan Yvraine

[tawdry edge]

we literally meet one that is so far out from eldar culture because of living in a backwater imperial planet that she's considered weird by eldar standars in rogue trader

They are also bad

just maybe less than the imperium

[jolly solar]

im not their #1 fan or anything i just like the aesthetic and the big guns they use lol

[tawdry edge]

but they arent good at all

[tawdry edge]

the imperium does the same thing but in larger numbers

[dire kayak]

honestly
cadia's arc was so much better than krieg's

[tawdry edge]

Literally for personal gain, if it didn't benefit them they would've turned their gaze and let Guilliman die to some random bullshit while in stasis lmfao

they aren't good

they only care about themselves

and even then they also hate on each other if they are "weird"

[grizzled plover]

You're welcome for saving you, mon'keigh

[jolly solar]

I like the cadians

[grizzled plover]

Yes they benefitted from it, but the Imperium in the same situation would idk

[tawdry edge]

Saving me? Brother I am a chaos supremacist

[woven sigil]

Can't be racist supremacists if you're already the most superior species in the galaxy

[misty trench]

The only good guys are the Kroot

[tawdry edge]

The Imperium also has more numbers that would fucking help them, there are also times where the Imperium joins up EVEN WITH THE FUCKING ORKS

[grizzled plover]

Slaughtering a cabal of Eldar witches trying to kill Slaanesh purely because you hate elves. That's human behavior

[tawdry edge]

THE IMPERIUM PROBABLY IS LESS RACIST THAN THE ELDARS SOME-FUCKING-HOW

[tawdry edge]

me eat meat of fallen to be stronger

[woven sigil]

That's a funny way to spell "the Orkz"

[grizzled plover]

Also the Imperium: "you can't trust these knife ears. We gotta kill em before they kill slaanesh."

[tawdry edge]

majority of the imperium while the eldar is like 98% more supremacist than imperials

[misty trench]

Orkz aren't the good guys, they're the baddest guys (positive)

[delicate vapor]

I got kfc too

[tawdry edge]

they are also bad as fuck

[delicate vapor]

Oh this is a lot of food

[tawdry edge]

they use human slaves and shit

plus they eat people

[grizzled plover]

Human slaves are acceptable as humans are barely sentient

[misty trench]

oh yeah Orkz are straight up warcrimemaxxing like every other faction in 40k

[grizzled plover]

You can also eat a human, and it is fine

[tawdry edge]

said the human

[woven sigil]

I don't think the bois understand the concept of morality, jokes aside, they're probably the superior lifeform in the 40K universe

[stiff elbow]

hm... i would NOT want to live in 40k, if i were me

[tawdry edge]

what makes them better is they have a lot of fun doing it

[grizzled plover]

God one day I will be a machine and you will regret your statements inshallah

[tawdry edge]

They are, lmfao
Krorks were better but the orks are very fuckin superior

[misty trench]

I wouldn't either, could you imagine being controlled by GW?

[tawdry edge]

You'll be dead by now and so will I so it doesn't matter

[stiff elbow]

true

[misty trench]

wake up one day, ret-conned

[dire kayak]

the thousand sons are the good guys magnus did nothign wrong

[grizzled plover]

I'm gonna go get a bionic arm rn to start my transition to the machine you pre-servitor bastard

[stiff elbow]

why would GW retcon me

[grizzled plover]

unironically true

[tawdry edge]

Magnus did everything wrong but the Emperor was also wrong

[misty trench]

so they can un-retcon you 35 novels later (still at the start of the saga)

[dire kayak]

the problem is that everything magnus did couldve been solved pretty easily had leman russ not killed him

[woven sigil]

Magnus is a witch, and you can't trust witches, or heretics, or xenos

[tawdry edge]

crashes emps most priced craft
"DAD THIS GUY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET IS GONNA TRY AND KILL YOU"
while the emperor, who has foresight, probably knew and had his plans to avoid it

[green vector]

just got called ass by a console player who has been down 7 times

have i been mogged chat

[tawdry edge]

Magnus didn't die and sold his soul to Tzeentch

[woven sigil]

It's over for you mate, best uninstall and leave the discord in shame

[misty trench]

Magnus did nothing wrong

this post was sponsored by chaos

[tawdry edge]

Which primarch did less wrong than Magnus?
unironically Konrad Curze

[river ingot]

👀

[dire kayak]

[misty trench]

I really do appreciate that the scale we have to operate on regarding primarchs is by "least wrong"

[grizzled plover]

The EVIL Emperor be like "Thank you for informing me of your brothers' betrayal Magnus. I am sorry for ordering the destruction of your homeworld and I am glad you stayed loyal to me despite it."

[woven sigil]

Shit, Rowboat Girlyman is here, look busy or we're all up for the servitor block!

[tawdry edge]

Is any of them right? They're all nazi chuds
even Sanguinius, before anyone try and say some shit

[misty trench]

the EVIL emperor reading fatherhood for dummies

[tawdry edge]

he crashed the webway project to say something the emperor already (kind of) knew btw

[dire kayak]

what about angron?

[tawdry edge]

he damaged the golden throne forever

lmao

[woven sigil]

Uhh, Vulcan?

[misty trench]

the ones that died at least got something right

[south valve]

The mysterious 19th primarch:

[tawdry edge]

Didn't try and kill the Emperor sooner + still served him and did his bidding while grumping about how he hated him

[grizzled plover]

Without Big E being a stupid fucking idiot he wouldn't have needed the Golden Toilet

[dire kayak]

he probably couldve gotten a voidship to terra in the matter of weeks too

[tawdry edge]

Ferrus Manus only mistake was thinking he could solo Fulgrim

[tawdry edge]

it was literally needed otherwise its impossible lmao

[tawdry edge]

or literally just talk with emps telepathically they literally used to talk with psyker powers before even being reunited

[dire kayak]

maybe the 19th primarch is the friends we made along the way

[grizzled plover]

OBJECTION

The Council of Nicea banned Psychic ability use

ADDITIONALLY, psyker powers go through the warp

[south valve]

The person below me is the 19th primarch ⬇️

[tawdry edge]

I think it would be better to use the psyker powers rather than crash the most precious creation that would literally make humans stop relying on the warp

[grizzled plover]

Magnus would be ringing up a group call between Emps, Magnus, and the Chaos Gods

[tawdry edge]

and be able to use the webway to travel

WHICH IS LITERALLY THE SAFEST FUCKING WAY OF VOID TRAVEL

[tawdry edge]

Vulkan is also a nazi, yes

[dire kayak]

i feel like magnus is the only primarch you can convince to leave chaos tbh

[tawdry edge]

Killed eldar children and even felt bad about it and then went back into killing more of em

[dire kayak]

all the other ones are too deep into it

[tawdry edge]

Fulgrim is also possible since he probably wasn't corrupted and more of possessed by the Laer blade

[woven sigil]

And you're saying you wouldn't kill eldari children? Sounds like you need to stick to your work, friend

[tawdry edge]

he also did the same shit to any other human faction that wouldn't join the Imperium

[clever horizon]

by children, you mean xenos right

[woven sigil]

Well they should have joined then, shouldn't they

[tawdry edge]

xenos children

[tawdry edge]

no

[green vector]

for the emprehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[clever horizon]

ordering at McDonald's

[woven sigil]

10ft tall superhuman lands on your planet with a gun bigger than your torso and you think "nah, I'd win", sounds like a hubris issue tbh

[dire kayak]

why would leman russ listen to a guy called horus heresy, is he stupid?

[hidden whale]

dude Id see red and it would be over

[green vector]

leman russy

[tawdry edge]

because theyre nazis

[tawdry edge]

because Leman Russ is a drunk fucking chud

[woven sigil]

Yes, the red would be your insides leaking out from the holy boltgun round

[hidden whale]

nah id tank a boltgun

[green vector]

the dude with a potato cat pfp would defo buss those marines up

[hidden whale]

u dont get it im built different

[green vector]

built like mpreg

😭

[woven sigil]

Facists, maybe, but not nazis, I don't think the Imperium has that level of fashion sense 😄

[stiff elbow]

its not even a "maybe" dawg 😭

evil bait

[woven sigil]

I have no idea what you mean

[green vector]

brain smooth like snookah ball

[woven sigil]

Only think of rashuns, and stealing rashuns from the Zealots

[green vector]

[woven sigil]

And baiting

[south valve]

You’re a master

[rocky aspen]

crashed twice today on good runs

[stiff elbow]

This Guy Must Be A Fish!!

[rocky aspen]

can't really handle this

[stiff elbow]

The Way He Falls For Bait!!!

[woven sigil]

A master-baiter? Yes sir, yes I most certainly am

[stiff elbow]

Many Such Cases!

[dire kayak]

what primarch do you think is next in line to return?

[woven sigil]

The one that most suits GW's plot ideas

Actually no

Whichever one will sell the most models

[dire kayak]

then probably vulkan or rogal dorn

[woven sigil]

Dorn is probably the safest bet, lets be honest

[low blade]

If I saw a Blood Angel nothing could stop me

[dire kayak]

vulkan has returned in the past though

[woven sigil]

Alright, keep it in your pants, Mr

[dire kayak]

in the war of the beast

[stiff elbow]

how come there's no model for the emperor

[void lark]

I'd win though

[stiff elbow]

oh wait

[woven sigil]

You're literally French

[stiff elbow]

i forgot he's like a vegetable

[woven sigil]

What? And vegetables don't deserve models? Thats not very inclusive of you

[low blade]

He'd be busted as fuck

[stiff elbow]

it'd be a pretty dumb model cus it's just his shriveled skeleton on the throne

[void lark]

Exactly

[woven sigil]

People look at shrivelled stuff on the internet all the time, I don't see the problem here

[stiff elbow]

what does that even MEAN 😭

[void lark]

Dreadnought are basically space marines on a wheelchair

[misty trench]

because he counts as terrain

[woven sigil]

It was a ballbag joke

[woven sigil]

You know what? True. Emprah deserves a model that being the case

[untold kraken]

@stark bobcat new challenge. solo h40 with chain axe and autogun

[stiff elbow]

i saw a really cool model someone made of the pre-heresy emperor on artstation

[stark bobcat]

what class?

and autogun

[untold kraken]

on ogryn

any class really

[woven sigil]

Thats pretty cool tbf, kitbashers are often real good at what they do

[stiff elbow]

it wasnt a kitbash

[woven sigil]

Oh, 3D printed?

[stiff elbow]

it was an actual polished and sculpted model of the emperor

it was probably a 3d render but still cool

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ZagJbR

[woven sigil]

Yeah thats 100% a render, a nice one tho

[stiff elbow]

the coat of arms with the imperial eagle holding a chevron that just has "E" on it is a bit meh

but other than that its pretty cool

[green vector]

god i fucking love helbore

[dull hamlet]

Nvidia killing itself is crazy

[woven sigil]

Brother, ugh, whats that brother?

[green vector]

a weapon only chads can use

thats what that is

[stiff elbow]

shooting crushers CRAZY STYLE 😜

[woven sigil]

Not the gun, the exposing yourself as a filthy Veteran main, desgusting

[green vector]

im actuall arb main

so worse

[stiff elbow]

veteran hate will not be tolerated

[woven sigil]

Awh, you've tolerated way worse from me

[woven sigil]

Yeah... that is worse, not by a lot, but I'm obliged to say so as a Scum main

[green vector]

scum my 2nd main

[stiff elbow]

i can EXCUSE the xenophobia and the misogyny and the violent racism but i will not tolerate veteran hate

[woven sigil]

Smh, Scum no.1

[old fog]

He's a hive scum main what do u expect

JK it's fun

[woven sigil]

Wait where was the misogony? (Thats a good idea tho, I should ragebait with that at somepoint)

[delicate vapor]

GETTING A HAIR CUTFINALLYY

[old fog]

Hell yeah

[stiff elbow]

idk but knowing you 🤷🏽‍♀️

[harsh cloak]

I refuse to do Expeditions with randoms again. Run out of time twice already

[old fog]

But I need to ask. Only one hair or multiple?

[woven sigil]

Hey look, I might be an asshole, but I treat women with respect, they perpetuate the glory of mankind

[old fog]

Does that mean you don't talk to women

[woven sigil]

And I don't get any shag if I'm not nice 😄

[woven sigil]

I mean, maybe, its hard to tell these days, the lines are getting blurry

[delicate vapor]

Just making mine a bit short

[old fog]

My boy you need glasses.

[delicate vapor]

I dislike this long hair

[woven sigil]

Well you didn't bite, I'll put them on now

[old fog]

Valid. We'll, I enjoy the style you go for.

I may be stupid but

[woven sigil]

Hey, your words man, not mine

[nocturne bloom]

Omg we can be matching short hair twinks

[astral basin]

I dont always play veteran, but when i do
Im shooting that laspistol crazy style

[green vector]

why tf are so many people called dorswort

h

[woven sigil]

Veteran's best weapon is the Shovel tbh

[green vector]

is it a lore char?

[ancient violet]

Excellent bait

Truly marvelous

But I see the truth

[astral basin]

I wonder how long my longest exe has been w it
Do i include consecutive uses? Bc ive had times where its refreshed by the time it ends

[woven sigil]

I have my moments, but this one is legit

[delicate vapor]

“We” “twinks”

[green vector]

bro isnt even capping

ong

skibbidi

[nocturne bloom]

Yes you know what you are

[ancient violet]

Incredible

[delicate vapor]

No

[astral basin]

Shovel is just an axe variant. Change my mind.

[nocturne bloom]

Its ok I told you

[woven sigil]

Sometimes I amaze even myself

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

Never

[nocturne bloom]

Return

You can never escape

[sage palm]

Why does the extract landing not kill anything underneath, couldn't get in because 6 bulwarks were under it

[astral basin]

Theres only 3 types of weapons in darktide
Axe, thunder hammer, chainsword

Nothing else

[austere viper]

God I REALLY hate the fact there's zero ammo on the new Expedition maps, I really don't understand the direction here

It's not like melee wasn't viable in the base game

[floral ermine]

u refill between runs

[austere viper]

Sure, but it forces you to use non ammo intensive guns

Which wipes out half the ranged roster

[agile sigil]

so whats the general consensus on expeditions? We all stoked we got it instead of chaos wastes or what?

[floral ermine]

the mode favors long ranged guns anyway

and those are usually good with ammo

[austere viper]

I mean, yeah

[floral ermine]

it also favors picking your fights and objective rushing

idk i never ran out

[austere viper]

Oh I'm fully aware

There's literally zero reason to go off path, there is NOTHING there

[floral ermine]

tbh if u never wanna run out just go gunscum

[austere viper]

And I mean I was doing fine as Hive Scum with dual pistols because it's surprisingly good at range

[floral ermine]

spray and pray all day and kill an elite in melee when u run out and boom free ammo

[austere viper]

And then I swapped to Vet with Recon Lasgun, and bam, wasted

I guess I'll have to stick to meta guns

[floral ermine]

the people i played with did great with las gun

anything that can handle mid to long range is gud

[austere viper]

You burn through the ammo way, WAY too quickly

[green vector]

????

you never run out of ammo with las

bruh

[austere viper]

Recon Las

[floral ermine]

i mean vet has free ammo on las guns

[austere viper]

Not Sniper Las

Obviously the clicky flashlight has basically infinite ammo

I'm talking about the MG lasgun

[floral ermine]

are u running the setup that gives u free ammo on crit or whatever it was

[astral basin]

Las go brrt

[floral ermine]

should be good for all las family

[green vector]

^

it is

[austere viper]

Oh wait did they change the talents again ?

[floral ermine]

its an old build

[void lark]

just go for the self sustaining stuff and don't have fun the way you want to

where do you think you are

[austere viper]

Yeah that's what sucks to me, it's like

[woven sigil]

Just play Knife Scum tbh

[austere viper]

I know how to cheese this, I can just do Knife/Stealth Zealot, or Knife Vet

Probably with revolvo for my ammo regen

[floral ermine]

u can have fun however u wnat to tho that's the thing

its all about adjusting

[stiff elbow]

i always buy ammo packs just incase

[void lark]

adjusting literally means I have to change the way I play and thus not play the way I want

[lime beacon]

the only fun is being a sweaty meta slave

[void lark]

[stiff elbow]

ammo packs/health packs go first before buying medicae/refilling my own ammo

[void lark]

I mostly play melee so I don't care btw, I was just saying

[austere viper]

I just don't understand why they don't have ANY ammo pickups. We had regular ammo in Chaos Wastes and it was perfectly fine

[woven sigil]

You buy healthpacks? Just let your teammates die

[lime beacon]

full ammo for 10 salvage is pretty cheap

[void lark]

because otherwise you would have nothing to spend your scrap on at the safepoint

[floral ermine]

u can play however u want if u dont care about easiest loadouts
the best guy i played with was just running melee scum and killing everything

[lime beacon]

10 salvage is like 5 seconds of exploring

[whole bough]

also i learned

[stiff elbow]

im gonna slime u if u ever queue up w/ me

[whole bough]

the best way to use outposts is only when youre <5 minutes left

[austere viper]

I have nothing to spend it on tho lol

[floral ermine]

the easiest loadouts are just the ones that let u snipe at range but u dont have to force yourself ot do so

[green vector]

i love playing zealot and charging every single pack in expeditions

[whole bough]

since it always sets the timer to 5 minutes

[woven sigil]

Don't threaten me with a good time 😏

[austere viper]

Ammo refill, health refill, grenade refill, done

[whole bough]

you can extend the mission by like ~15 minutes

[stiff elbow]

Okay Dude

[void lark]

buy an ammo pack

[austere viper]

I do

I still have plenty of scrap

[whole bough]

i like buying celerity stim

[void lark]

then stop whining brosef

[woven sigil]

Scum has the best economy in this new mode tbh, dont need to buy stimms, don't need to buy ammo

[austere viper]

Yeah, Scum is wildly OP

[void lark]

they don't even need to play

[austere viper]

I started out with Scum because I needed to level him

[eager haven]

Who started this braindead meta on random expeditions to just run past gunners and shooters just to wipe 5 minutes later from half a mile gun barrage?

[austere viper]

The crash down switching from him to my Vet was INTENSE

Like I know Desperado is good but christ

[woven sigil]

That'll be the drugs wearing off

[austere viper]

Just constantly ulting to get free ammo

In a normal match it's whatevs, cool utility

In this mode it's basically a lifeline

[astral basin]

Shock troop is as old as damnation as far as i know

[woven sigil]

Desperado is like entry level Scum, the real Scummer's play Rampage or Box

[void lark]

I picked up a random gungryn earlier today
Bro was not having fun

Serves him right for playing *gryn

[jaunty tundra]

Which is worse Mortis or Expeditions?

[void lark]

yes

[woven sigil]

I think Expeditions are quite fun tbh

[austere viper]

Expeditions is definitely fun but the balance is whack

[green vector]

theyre indeed bussing

[woven sigil]

Thats just Darktide as a whole

[austere viper]

It's literally just speedrunning a level: the gamemode

[void lark]

Tried to play expeditions 4 times today, 4 crashes
That's a 100% success rate

[woven sigil]

@eager haven I found the guilty party

[astral basin]

All the people loading expeditions just to run straight to door

[jaunty tundra]

Same. Love havoc 40s still with new class updates.

[austere viper]

I mean it doesn't help the objectives are the ONLY reliable cover on the map

So it's a good place to bait roamers

On top of needing to be there so the hack objective doesn't take 5 years

[stiff elbow]

one of the FIRST basic commandments in the Ogrynomicon is "Stay back when toting your gun"

[woven sigil]

I have no idea what that means, but they are good, yes

[void lark]

yeah you just play on the lowest difficulty and speedrun this shit to get your penance done

[green vector]

stop capping

[stiff elbow]

so why the FUCK do all these GUNLUGGERS keep GETTING IN MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[green vector]

u skibbidi rizzer

ong

[stiff elbow]

ogryn century of humiliation

[eager haven]

My best on expedition is solo arbit with anti range dog. I just run alone, kill everything in the path without overly pulling stuff.

[woven sigil]

Ogryns have no object permanence, if they can't see you, you don't exist

[austere viper]

Also it's hilarious how different Kappa is with the 30 minute timers

[eager haven]

It helps team. Can speedrun just op

[austere viper]

They DEFINITELY did not balance around that either, you run out of ammo so fast

[void lark]

aim better, kill them faster, use less bullets

git gud

[green vector]

LOL

[eager haven]

But then you get full emele hiver that just runs away from gunfire... That will eventually find it's target

[green vector]

hes right you know

[neon agate]

No throw bricks

[woven sigil]

Shit man, I pull everything because I can just outmanuver them, its everyone elses fault for playing other classes when Scum exists

[neon agate]

Why use something that doesn't come back

[green vector]

i charge into every horde i see as zealot

[neon agate]

Unlike Bricks

[green vector]

because i fucking love killing heretics

[void lark]

At my computer after yet another crash on that wack ass game mode, for sure

[neon agate]

If not one got me. Bricks got me

[woven sigil]

This, really

[eager haven]

Scum that I have to pick off respawn when minute 7 passes and these 8 reapers finally found a platform

[woven sigil]

The heretics must die and I'm sure as fuck gonna be the one to make sure that happens

[void lark]

Do you yell freedom everytime you do?

[green vector]

ye

[woven sigil]

It's alright, don't be salty you move at the pace of a snail and need a sheild to survive a light tap from a gunner

[floral rivet]

Are armoured pox hounds supposed to spawn on hunting grounds missions or is this a bug?

[woven sigil]

Is that a thing? Heh, thats pretty cool

Even if it is a bug, i hope it stays

[eager haven]

Wrong build. Speed sliding tacaxe and "terminator mode" abikity

[woven sigil]

Ahh yes, the "Im scared of heretics" button

[void lark]

I saw a couple of armored hound on a gauntlet mission earlier today, pretty sure they said somewhere in the patchnote that they were only supposed to spawn with the boss

[floral rivet]

Oh it freaked me out I thought I was going insane but nope they were just spawning on the dog hordes

[woven sigil]

Use force(ful) like a real pig

[eager haven]

Bored of it

[void lark]

they died like the normal hounds though so that's prob some shenanigans with the visuals

[woven sigil]

Thats a shame tbh

[eager haven]

And doesn't work well with tacaxe

Need them heada

Heads*

[woven sigil]

I miss the days of full-fat monstrosities on Maelstorm monster modifier

But alas, people complained

[void lark]

those were the days

[austere viper]

Also Hunting Grounds is such a horrible modifier on an ammo attrition gamemode lol

[woven sigil]

Reddit is the reason we can't have nice things

[austere viper]

"You have limited ammo, here's infinite dog spawns"

[eager haven]

That we agree on xd

[grizzled plover]

crunch and kill sah

[void lark]

I miss those few weeks a couple of years ago when a bug allowed everyone to run around barechested
Why can't we have nice things

[stiff elbow]

ur a gunlugger

SHOOT THEM

[grizzled plover]

i am sah

with mah bayonet

[woven sigil]

Because GW doesnt approve of nakedness these days, despite a rather storied history of kinky outfits

[void lark]

the ogryn litteraly has a shirtless skin though

[grizzled plover]

GW is a coward for not letting us have kinky nurgle cultists in all their disgusting glory

[eager haven]

Confused in Slanesh

[woven sigil]

Well they had to give the big man something, none of his guns work

[grizzled plover]

sah my guns work

[void lark]

just give him the boot and let the rest of the playerbase have fun

[woven sigil]

Yeah, they do bigman, as clubs

[grizzled plover]

yes sah!

[woven sigil]

Hey thats me every time I successfully bait someone in general chat

[void lark]

[woven sigil]

Now back into expeditions to run about like a headless chicken for 20 minutes before dying horribly to 100 pox bombers

[void lark]

Ragebaiting people and let them argue with themselves because I'm too mentally deficient to care

[woven sigil]

You're alright you are, for a Frenchman

[green vector]

[void lark]

I know

[jolly solar]

Genius.

[green vector]

zealot is my new fav expedition class

[misty sequoia]

Do you get more tech remnants higher the difficulty ? Anyone know?

[green vector]

na

same in all

[neon agate]

Yo dishonor

[misty sequoia]

Damn wtf what’s the point?

[neon agate]

Based pfp

[green vector]

cause its harder

[void lark]

Running it in auric is only here to make you suffer for the love of the game

[green vector]

^

you get a fuck load of ordo dockets too

which i need

so win win

[void lark]

Always need more money

[green vector]

hell ye brother

[sour oyster]

wait a minute

are expedition map unlocks per-character?

[green vector]

no

[sour oyster]

so how do you unlock 18 Grid Points? i thought theres only like 7

[green vector]

u cant yet

[sour oyster]

oh lol

[delicate vapor]

Got the haircut

[sour oyster]

so theyre going to rotate/add/change the maps

[green vector]

theres no solid news but they said they gonna rotate the grid points

ya

[void lark]

There's a patch to add new ones set to release around april 2028 + tips that should be here for christmas 29

[green vector]

turns out it was a lil monkey fella who designed it

[green vector]

new class 2041

[sour oyster]

why's the Lambda Grid Point using the Theta letter though

[green vector]

you know why

turns out

[sour oyster]

is it the monkey again

[green vector]

yea

theyve acklowedged it

so they gonna change it

[void lark]

They don't know greek

[green vector]

they dont know game design either

fucking zinger

[sour oyster]

you dont need to know greek to know what lambda looks like\

show me one gamer who hasnt at least heard of half life

[untold kraken]

I wish I was the worst person on the team. Because then I wouldn't feel angry at my team when we lose mission. I am not good enough to solo on auric but I am better than my team most of the time. I hate so much.

I don't want to feel angry at my team but I do because they are worse than me

[misty sequoia]

λ

[untold kraken]

I hate random queue

[sour oyster]

its a pretty common scenario tbh. i tend to carry most of the time, but then i do a stupid mistake and die and my whole team crumbles because apparently they were being carried the whole time

[untold kraken]

The thing is in the new game mode you get so much remnents only to lose it

[sour oyster]

like fail to dodge 1 dog or trapper and its gg

[river ingot]

in this game mode you get 1500 tech memories and then you get mugged by chaos until you die

[woven sigil]

Yeah..... Getting a team that just wants to run to exfil kinda do be suckin

[untold kraken]

thing is I can solo the chaos spawn .I just don't want to ru na mcsolo stealth build and play alone

[jaunty tundra]

How did this game die in just one new patch?

[austere viper]

Holy CRAP the hound modifier SUCKS in this mode

[limber zealot]

Wdym

[austere viper]

Infinite respawning hounds with limited ammo is hell

[misty sequoia]

That grid point is annoying had to pull my arbitrary dog out

[void lark]

Try this: right click + left click, works every time

[austere viper]

lmao okay dude

Also who the fuck pushes dogs as a first resort

[void lark]

I usualy just dodge and ponk their faces

shoting them is a waste of ammo

[drowsy chasm]

do you get contract progress for kill based contracts in havocs ?

[sour oyster]

dodging is easier to mess up due to latency or obstacles. pushing dogs is very generous and it puts them in a mini-stun animation

[dire kayak]

meow

[sour oyster]

and you can dodge+push at the same time to double the safety

[tawdry edge]

Mrrrrrp

[void lark]

100% precision rate in all of my games
Shots fired: none

[austere viper]

I mean I'd rather be dodging and shooting

But to each their own

[sour oyster]

the hitbox of pushing a dog protrudes out like 5 meters in front too

you can push way earlier than it looks

[astral basin]

Fockin a its that time of year
20yo bringing fake ids while barely wearing anything, and 40yos lurking around everywhere

[void lark]

yeah dogs are not the hardest thing in the world to deal with

I'd rather have a dog wave than an unfortunate noiseless trapper in my back turing a horde wave

[austere viper]

I'm perfectly fine with the trappers lol

A horde of 10 dogs is hell though

[lime beacon]

🧢

[austere viper]

Especially with all the "pro" lobbies I'm running in today where everyone is just running off doing their own thing

[void lark]

I'm fine with trappers as long as I can hear them

[austere viper]

At this point I just dodge every time I hear a net whirring up

[quaint moss]

new helldivers update was fun

[void lark]

I regularly get instances of them insta trapping me without any audio cue

that's one of the only two things that kills me wihtout me being able to react at all, the other one being my teammate shoting a burster I'm clearly about to push

oh and I gess that exploding barrel triggered by a teammade that sends me flying off map counts as 3

[woven sigil]

A lot of insta-trappers, snipers and doggos of late

Getting the audio cue is getting rare

[untold kraken]

just play dog arbite

[woven sigil]

And when they do play, you have the sniper beam you 0.0001s after the noise

[untold kraken]

if you own it

[austere viper]

But I'm tired of playing only Arbites and Hive Scum aaaa

[astral basin]

Whats the new class gonna be?
And why isnt it admech

[void lark]

I'm comming back from an almost 2 year hiatus and those plasma gunners are a novelty to me, I get clipped on the regular
Not enough to kill me but enough for me to feel it (not enough for me to learn )

[austere viper]

Like I already know Hive Scum is super OP in this gamemode lmao

[untold kraken]

play kickback with pbb on ogryn

[woven sigil]

Hardest part of this mode isnt the bullshit from the enemies or from bad teammates tho..

[fair bridge]

what are you doing here karl pilkington

[woven sigil]

Its not getting stuck on geometry

[austere viper]

Also the difficulty in Expeditions is so lopsided lol

Sometimes it feels like EVERY enemy your teammates are generating spawns on you

[green vector]

plasma gunners are a pain

[austere viper]

So you suddenly get a ton of enemies on you

[green vector]

its not kp

[austere viper]

And other times you pop objectives and no-one comes fo ryou

[green vector]

its a lil monkey fella

called marty

[void lark]

For me it would be not crashing
That skill floor is sadly out of my reach

[woven sigil]

I could ask when you're doing here, you gunna call me a fascist again?

[green vector]

oh shit its about to kick off

[woven sigil]

The truly impassable wall

[void lark]

which is exactly what they said they worked very hard on for this game mode because that would be a pain

"It just works"

[woven sigil]

Hey man, I'm just enjoying listening to Big L whilst I slowly lose my sanity at speedrunners and the terrain

[green vector]

big L is fucking goated

[woven sigil]

You know

[green vector]

gone way too soon

😭

[woven sigil]

True for a lot of guys from that era tbh

[lime beacon]

new class is going to be space marine for 40 dollars

then fatshark pulls support entirely and runs with money

[woven sigil]

An then two years later, release Darktide 2

[lime beacon]

Lets all be honest, if fatshark dropped a space marine class dlc for 20 bucks, would we buy it

[void lark]

This has to be the radest thing you've ever said in your entire life

[jaunty path]

I mean definitely yeah lmfao

[woven sigil]

Not many people know this about me, but I'm actually based as fuck

[twin flower]

and it'll be some random chapter no ones heard of

[woven sigil]

[void lark]

And you just ruined it

Welsh activities

[woven sigil]

Thats rude, I don't fuck sheep, I'm not that based

[void lark]

you steal one and run away with it like rhys carre agaisnt ireland you dirty man

[lime beacon]

maybe being based isnt a good thing after all

Im fond of not having venereal disease from sheep

[untold kraken]

the second I get a good team I get constant desyncs. WE still extracted though because they aren't ass and I didn't have to carry

[void lark]

Lucky

(you got to finish a run)

[woven sigil]

They make for a good spit-roast, what can I say

[twin flower]

last patch fixed my contant crashes at least

horrid making 1000 or so remnants and then just dip halfway thru

[sour oyster]

1 bird in than hand over 2 birds in the tree

🐒

[void lark]

You would need to have at least one friend for that to happen

[green vector]

[woven sigil]

Well, all you have to do is ask

[astral basin]

A space marine in darktide would be the definition of pay to win ngl
Ogryn but veteran AND zealot
And well worth paying the game again to ruin it
$60 even

[heady karma]

Nah it wouldnt be fun imo

You walk over heretic humans in sm2. You'd literally walk thr map and clear

[green vector]

4 space marines every lobby

[void lark]

depends on how you have fun

[green vector]

[heady karma]

Dark Stranding

[dire kayak]

that's me rn

[void lark]

limit him to 1 per lobby and watch people try to join and disconect when they see they have to switch character like in the good ol vermintide days

[dire kayak]

i can't wait to paint my knight castellan,,,

[astral basin]

Hot take
FS does this as a farewell dlc
$40, all of darktide assets
But its a new mode. “Absolution”
Play as a space marine squad carving through heretics at their worst to deal with what they were called for. Business casual havoc 40

[whole bough]

seems easier than missions even on auric

other than

the constant trappers

there are so many more trappers than anything else in expeditions

[dire kayak]

and one of the space marine lines in the trailer should be "it's like some kind of,,, dark tide"

[void lark]

Those tides are getting darker

[austere viper]

Yeah they decide you've split up very aggressively and crap out a ton of punishment grabbers

Gotta be on your dodge game if you don't wanna go back to respawn

[void lark]

or just dont split in 4 different directions as soon as the timer hits 14:59

[austere viper]

I mean a 4 man blob is best for safety yes

But 2:2 can do incredible if you get a good pair going

[lime beacon]

I'd buy it

[void lark]

that would imply communicating with the random pickups and the crushing majority of them are non verbal

[woven sigil]

Pfft, Im going where the enemies are, and you can't stop me

[void lark]

they only people pinging in this game right now are arbites player

[stiff elbow]

mission aborted right at extraction

😭

[void lark]

skill issue

[stiff elbow]

3000 tech-remnants down the drain

[dire kayak]

im here for you ant

it's okay we'll get through this

[twin flower]

moment

[woven sigil]

Have you tried not aborting the mission on the exfil?

[void lark]

yeah try that next time

[whole bough]

dodge game as ogryn doesnt exist still

[woven sigil]

See? This guy gets it

[astral basin]

“Mission failed, commencing abortion”
…on second thought maybe ai comms isnt all that great

[void lark]

That's wasteful, just bring them back to the base for other players if you don't plan on using them but dumping them like that is straight disrespectful

[urban beacon]

do we know how to p[lay expedition yet

[void lark]

badly

the way it was ment to be played

[lime beacon]

Run off in all directions solo and aggro as much as possible

[urban beacon]

see that doesnt work

that's all i know how to do when the game is vague

[void lark]

just run around, die, blame the scum player and complain here for the next couple of hours

works for me

[urban beacon]

the fact that there's a timer means

omg i have to go to this POI or else gg

[lime beacon]

Let the bosses accumulate until you're fighting an impossible battle against 3 of them and then wipe

[astral basin]

Look for the door icon and activate that first
Go down solo defending
Watch the rage in chat

[urban beacon]

[void lark]

Nice strat, I'll try that one next

[urban beacon]

Me watching Auric Survivors struggle in expedition

[rain idol]

So any clue on the new class?

[urban beacon]

[urban beacon]

ye revealed to me in a dream. tech priest

no source

[rain idol]

Seems trustworthy enough

[woven sigil]

You can only get away with that because we're too high to care

[void lark]

Does being too drunk counts?

[astral basin]

Not too loudly my robo brethren are a bunch of unwashed freaks

[dire kayak]

stay together and cover eachother

literally just teamwork

[woven sigil]

Yeah, that counts, I'm still recovering from tuesday

[void lark]

what that mean?

[formal mortar]

Split from the group and take 3 objectives yourself

[astral basin]

The mech bois will swarm the channel again like they did w scum
And man you thought the ganger houses smelled? I thought we had an irl heretic wave here

[woven sigil]

No, theres a pox-bomber over there and I wanna kick him the wedding vegetables

[dire kayak]

hell if i know i just heard someone else say it

[void lark]

I too like to repeat big words I don't understand to sound smart

[quaint moss]

been playing the new helldivers update

[formal mortar]

Boooo

[woven sigil]

Helldivers is the reason we keep getting powercrept and I do not like it

[dire kayak]

i love ittt

[astral basin]

Hd2 update is live?

[lime beacon]

isnt the new helldivers update just rapidly worsening warbonds, 2 year late fire tweak, and mobility scooters for the illuminate

[formal mortar]

Sometimes I wonder where the ogryn are obtaining rocks from

[fading otter]

New flamethrower fuckin SUCKS ||arrowhead may be listening||

[void lark]

in a warzone full of debris?
no idea

[formal mortar]

Nah like there are areas where its straight up metal with no debris

[astral basin]

Wrong chat brother
The one dude ah borrowed from fs doesnt look in here
Literally 3 fs employees do, and we scare them off every time

[formal mortar]

Why can't we throw metal rocks there

[void lark]

metal is just rock if you think about it

[lime beacon]

He gets them out of his butthole

[formal mortar]

Prison wallet

[naive jungle]

i am in disbelief still that i completed just a flesh wound penance in 1 try yesterday with the help of random people i met in expeditions lmao

[fading otter]

I was just joking thing is strong as fuck tho I love it

[astral basin]

The ogryn has stones of steel

[lime beacon]

He lays them out like eggs, thats why theres a cooldown

the sharp edges take time to pass

[formal mortar]

Would Yoshi be an ogryn then?

[void lark]

is the vet a grenade laying ogryn?

[lime beacon]

Yes, thus we can infer that yoshi is a subspecies of ogryn

science is amazing

[void lark]

Does being dogless turns the arbites into an ogryn?

[formal mortar]

I just saw a deer

[lime beacon]

Yeah, vet has better nade regen because the grenades are smoother

Less risk of hemmorhoids

what am I yappin about holy

[rocky aspen]

Alrighty, finally got back in to play another game

[formal mortar]

Dunno

[void lark]

90 sec cooldown on that arbites shockmine

[quaint moss]

same

[rocky aspen]

Third zone, heading to extraction and crashed again

Third crash

[quaint moss]

the new illuminate are so much fun

[green vector]

[formal mortar]

Imagine using a shock mine when you could use a rock

[void lark]

taking notes from the expert

[dire kayak]

the new mission feels so intense too and i love it

[astral basin]

What was that rogue admech scrapper people were yelling about some months ago?

[quaint moss]

lightning! THUNDERSTRUCK

[urban beacon]

ok but there's a timer counting down and u have to do 3 fucking random things