general-chat

[fallen tree]

is that really the logic lol

[rare pulsar]

Thats pretty much mister e logic yeah

[rocky radish]

run around a desert. Collect samples. It's a big stretch, I admit, but you know what I meant

[rare pulsar]

Thats what he said atleast in his video

[somber stream]

There's also that extraction area

There are similarities i will admit

[rare pulsar]

Omg games have extraction areas

[celest vine]

yea its crazy fun with friends but the co ordination needed for the open map just.. is big struggle in quick play

[rare pulsar]

I cannot think of literally one other game then helldivers with an extraction area

[rocky radish]

I need to try it out properly. I was lagging bad when I tried the new mode out (issue was my end)

[somber stream]

You call down the dropship via a beacon on site

[white wyvern]

DRG has an extraction pod ;p

[somber stream]

Can't seem to think of another game other than hd2 that does this

[rare pulsar]

I was joking btw😂

That was a jokr

[somber stream]

We are cursed as a people, aren't we

[rocky radish]

What would you like to see changed about the new mode to improve it?

[rare pulsar]

Idk i like it so far

[rocky radish]

I'd like to be able to donate the pickups to other people

[rare pulsar]

U can no?

[fallen tree]

a temporary dust storm to reduce visibility 🤔

[rare pulsar]

U can give crates etc to ur teammates

[rocky radish]

If you can, I didn't realize it

[somber stream]

High radiation intensity in certain area

[orchid lynx]

a bit more time and points of interest at the same time coz all we have now I just the same thing over and over with a bit diff layout

[celest vine]

has anyone gotten the zealot twitch drops? been nearly 2 days and im still waiting ..

[fallen tree]

yea i did

[rare pulsar]

I had to leave a round esrly and bought medpack and stuff before i left and gave it ro my teammates

[celest vine]

how long did it take? i've linked everything up

[fallen tree]

do you mute the video? i think if you do it doesnt count as watching

i got it no problems, i think it was an hour?

[somber stream]

Mute still counts

[fallen tree]

oh ok, i just leave volume at 1%

[marsh iris]

darktide using same engine as helldivers, might as well add some vehicles

[somber stream]

Chimera Chimera Chimera Chimera

[marsh iris]

warlord titan

[fallen tree]

or those mongoose-like atvs in the safe room

[orchid lynx]

Bring me my BANEBLADE

[celest vine]

it wont let me attach an img but yes.. on the twitch side of things i have claimed it .. but doesnt show ingame

[rare pulsar]

Dodge this filthy heretic!

[somber stream]

Bratha i am pinned here

[orchid lynx]

Drive me closer! I wand to hit them with my sword!

[rocky radish]

Sounds like me playing Toxic Commandos

[orchid lynx]

that the zombie game?

[rocky radish]

Yeah. It's pretty fun so far

[orchid lynx]

[rocky radish]

Loading times are awful on HDD, but actually game performance is glorious, even with crowds

[orchid lynx]

what can I say I like the imperial guard so I like my tanks

[somber stream]

Baneblade would be a bit hard to crew

A Leman Russ would be more fitting for a 4 man squad

[dire kayak]

do you eat your stop signs with the crust or without?

[orchid lynx]

You will be boiled for taking my fun away from me

[orchid lynx]

preferably with the pole still attached not to waste anything

[somber stream]

Fine, the other position could potentially be crewed by NPCs

[marsh iris]

nah you have Tyce accompanying you

so controlling would be easy as pie

[orchid lynx]

I need at least 8 gunners 2 drivers 5 tech-priests for the chapel at the back and 12 infantry man and then some operators

[feral vessel]

Server's dead.

[orchid lynx]

wait since Yarrick is back The Fortress of Arrogance should be around as well right?

[feral vessel]

oh new person! hi @orchid lynx

[somber stream]

Only the model of the guy is back

[orchid lynx]

ello

[somber stream]

ZERO Legionaire shown in the trailer

[feral vessel]

hope you are having a good morning, preferably better than mine

[orchid lynx]

yeah they kinda forgor about the ARMAGEDON steel legion while showing the war on ARMAGEDON

[orchid lynx]

I mean I've slept for like 3 hours total and now im here talking about baneblades so its decent

[orchid lynx]

But u know what Im talking about right?

[somber stream]

Yeah the tank

Wait for new lore ig

[feral vessel]

oooh yeah sure I slept similarly. I'm still a plant which I think is a bonus.

[orchid lynx]

partake in your photosynthesis bub

[dire kayak]

[white wyvern]

petition for fatshark to add bosses to the psyk xD

[orchid lynx]

Never gonna happen. Get yourself the creature spawner.

[somber stream]

Official Warhammer youtube respond to the lack of Armageddon Steel Legion in the trailer:

"
We can confirm that during the events of this animation most Steel Legion Regiments were engaged in a bayonet charge to retake a key bridgehead. It was totally awesome, but sadly, too violent for broadcast. There was like, guts and blood and everything. It was lit. "

[jaunty path]

petition for fatshark to fix these crashes

[white wyvern]

i mean i already do have creature spawner, but i meant in vanilla

[orchid lynx]

Kinda cool ig

[white wyvern]

petition for fatshark to have an update where they add stuff without breaking something unrelated lol

[feral vessel]

hi missus hi petal

[dire kayak]

i ate the armageddon steel legion

[jaunty path]

hi sergal

[feral vessel]

Don't call me that.

[feral vessel]

you know what I am

[dire kayak]

a smart plant?

[jaunty path]

ok buddhist monk

[feral vessel]

i read 'bub' as 'sub' and i got scared for a sec

[feral vessel]

untrue but kind

[dire kayak]

i wish i could photosynthesize

then i wouldnt have to sleep

[orchid lynx]

gulp

[orchid lynx]

have your tried?

[elder merlin]

Sounds like mutie talk

Which is heresy

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

Which is a cope since i'm seeing different responses from the same account here

[elder merlin]

Book 'em, @orchid lynx

[somber stream]

Translate: "New 3D model = extra work and money, here take some recycled content lmao"

[feral vessel]

hey commissar said hi to me and im not exactly a humie either..

I do love the Imperium, though. Totes, ask @jaunty path how much I LOOOOVE the Imperium.

[orchid lynx]

Still abhuman territory Id say

[orchid lynx]

fuck my stupid guard live

[dire kayak]

im in a match with 3 meta chasers help

[orchid lynx]

Wait your not?

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm

The Commissar is compromised

Probably genestealer mind control

Better shoot him

[feral vessel]

gub gub

[elder merlin]

We need an @dawn thistle

[jaunty path]

vomits on you

[elder merlin]

Tell 'em to chase deez

[feral vessel]

shurt up.. vinesucker...

weedwhacker..

[jaunty path]

pukes on you

[orchid lynx]

Your not suppose to know about those things my friend.

[elder merlin]

Listen, who do you think is the one killin 'em all?

[orchid lynx]

This one might prove yet useful. Come come I got some bugs for you to crunch

[odd axle]

Greetings and sanitations, Rejects

[rain pilot]

@jaunty path what's up

[feral vessel]

Goomorning!

[jaunty path]

[orchid lynx]

Ello

[jaunty path]

tf2ing and wishing I had dark rum

[odd axle]

it is indeed a morning

[jaunty path]

and listening to music

[feral vessel]

good lifestyle

[rain pilot]

I got therapy later

[jaunty path]

if I was a flort I would have a large cup of syntheol mixed tea rn

[vale obsidian]

been a long while since I played Darktide. Has the way kill contract calculations changed? I swear it was going up when I wasn't even getting the kills myself

does it count team/coherency kills as well?

[jaunty path]

Hope it goes well I'm seeing one too but thats not till next week

[dire kayak]

theres even a dueling sword slide-spam user

[rain pilot]

Yewt

[feral vessel]

hopium administered

[rain pilot]

I need wine

[jaunty path]

buy me alochol

[rain pilot]

Bring me wine

[jaunty path]

merp

[rain pilot]

Alcohol?

[jaunty path]

buy me and joe alochol

[elder merlin]

Yes, Sah!!

[rain pilot]

We should drink

[odd axle]

i've got club maté

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel I command you

[rain pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/253020121688309761/1241106841547571290/this-peaks-this-reeks-ezgif.com-effects.gif

[feral vessel]

Do you not just want normal drugs instead?

[odd axle]

do we get a regular thursday cashgrab store drop?

[elder merlin]

No

Already happened with the update

[feral vessel]

Darktide Expeditions today? Maybe maybe?

[elder merlin]

Was lame as shit too

[odd axle]

thats so sad, i was hoping for vostroyans

[feral vessel]

might do slopdivers 2 instead

[orchid lynx]

NOW!

[feral vessel]

i am in JAIL

[orchid lynx]

Get out

[feral vessel]

forced to use microslop products..

[orchid lynx]

Glory to Vostroya!

[feral vessel]

fucks sake i have to go present tomorrow infront of a bunch of people i dont know

[elder merlin]

Maybe in two years

[dire kayak]

[elder merlin]

Unless they put it up during the skulls or when the new class comes

I assume they'll do a new set and then a old set

[feral vessel]

born to plant forced to WORK

[orchid lynx]

I think the next planned might be Vostroyan recolor

[elder merlin]

Although the Vostroyan set did come back a little bit ago too

[somber stream]

Real

And it's shit

[elder merlin]

Honestly, if they put out some nice blue or pure colored sets, i'd buy 'em

[rain pilot]

I'm gonna

[orchid lynx]

you are dead to me mustard man

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path hop off that tf2 match and give me a hug..

[dire kayak]

i want one too

[feral vessel]

yr'oue

[feral vessel]

sure!

[somber stream]

Can you imagine a blue Steel Legionaire? Imagine Blue Vostroyan

[orchid lynx]

ist gonna be white and purple form what I've seen

[orchid lynx]

Fixed it

[somber stream]

P-p-purple?

[rain pilot]

Plant

[obtuse oak]

yeah all the kills in the missions contribute to your melk contract completion

[rain pilot]

I need alcohol

[jaunty path]

that is normal drugs

[rain pilot]

Plant

Give me weed

[subtle sleet]

holy 4 out 8 games crashed on new map. lost 15~20 mins a game...

[rain pilot]

@feral vessel weed pleeeeease

[vale obsidian]

I swear this isn't how it's always worked, if this was a change then it was a really good one

[feral vessel]

Hey don't call me that.

That's mean.

[rain pilot]

No i want pot

[feral vessel]

You want boof?

[rain pilot]

Whag

[feral vessel]

@sleek harness

[rain pilot]

The plant doesn't have weeeeeed

[dire kayak]

did they nerf the poxburster?

[feral vessel]

i get called weed by unkind people maybe thats why

[jaunty path]

the compact definitely has god tier za

[rain pilot]

I'd call you weed as a cute nickname

[feral vessel]

got me tripping on that transgender zaza

[rain pilot]

Give me a second I need to commit crime

I need to bust nut in water tower

[south valve]

What?

[dire kayak]

im starting to do a little better at expeditions

[rain pilot]

You heard me

I am going to commit great crime

[south valve]

Why?

[dire kayak]

youre far from a weed

[rain pilot]

Because I hate the world

[south valve]

Right

[rain pilot]

Yes

Correct

[dire kayak]

somehow i got a power 500 rumbler as a mission reward

[shy sandal]

Do you hate the world, or just the people from the world?

[feral vessel]

edgerunners ost stuck in my fucking head help me

[rain pilot]

Let me think about it for a second

Definitely the world

[dire kayak]

i sentence you to 300 hours of telepathy on loop

[jaunty path]

joe can you ever not behave like a male protagonist from a story from the 80s because Im getting taxi driver vibes

or like

philip marlowe

or like

whoever

[rain pilot]

As long as a live

No

[nocturne bloom]

Lets collectively hate the world that gave birth to humanity, something every planet known to us hasnt been able to come close to

[jaunty path]

You will NEVER be the guy from uh

[feral vessel]

withers away and shrivels up

[jaunty path]

blade runner i think

[rain pilot]

Yes

[feral vessel]

RYAN GOSLING

HE DRIVES!!!

[dire kayak]

without humanity i wouldnt be able to talk to the cool people here

[rain pilot]

Driving off a fucken cliff

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a student at my school with the last name Gosling and it kills me every day

[jaunty path]

theres hot aliens out there and I need to live to see the world where we're domesticated by an alien race and made mindless pets

I will live to see this

[rain pilot]

Without humanity I wouldn't be ghosted by "friends"

[nocturne bloom]

You won't

[jaunty path]

SHUTUP NON BELIEVER

[rain pilot]

Or just left alone

[shy sandal]

Go watch Alien Stage, lol

[brazen pelican]

[nocturne bloom]

Never said I didnt believe

[dire kayak]

i believe in you missus

[rain pilot]

I want to just burn

[jaunty path]

We WILL be domesticated

[feral vessel]

truth nuke

[dire kayak]

-# youre one of them

w<

[rain pilot]

I rather be vaporized

[odd axle]

least sad discord user

[tulip kettle]

Homunculus

[feral vessel]

yeah uh huh me not

im immune by proxy

[nocturne bloom]

You want your crops fertilized we know

[dire kayak]

oh yeah i got grid point delta

[feral vessel]

Me?

[nocturne bloom]

No

[tulip kettle]

HOW ARE YOU GETTING GOOD TEAMMATES???

[feral vessel]

Yeah. Uh huh. pollinate me

[dire kayak]

and a cool as hell ogryn chest cosmetic

[jaunty path]

I AM PRE WORSHIPING OUR ALIEN OVERLORDS

[rain pilot]

I miss when I was sane

[nocturne bloom]

If youre asking

[dire kayak]

i believe in you missus

[jaunty path]

either that or robots take over the world

[brazen pelican]

Means you can carry me! :3

[rain pilot]

Cabbage

[dire kayak]

im far from being able to carry

[feral vessel]

missus calm down if you need to talk about the plants take it to my DMs im going to listen.

[shy sandal]

What happened man?

[brazen pelican]

So final stages of Helldivers?

[jaunty path]

I never mentioned plants!!!!

[fallow ore]

My friends are NOT hopping on the game so I didnt test the new mode yet, how is it??

[feral vessel]

Oh right hi @brazen pelican can you water me please

[tulip kettle]

Pvz

[brazen pelican]

I believe in you!

[jaunty path]

why're u spring trap

[feral vessel]

missus DMs please.

[rain pilot]

Life, death, betrayal ,and being so bat shit crazy people will actively avoid you

[dire kayak]

the fact that im usually the one who has to clutch has nothing to do with this

[jaunty path]

[tulip kettle]

Why not

[nocturne bloom]

Ill carry you

[tulip kettle]

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, watering you with Strawberry Dreams Monster.

[odd axle]

i want one

[feral vessel]

either i disintegrate or receive a potentially fatal dose of estrogen

[nocturne bloom]

Accidentally bought that today instead of punk punch and audibly yelled in my car at work

[rain pilot]

The voices remain 🙂

[odd axle]

instant progesterone overdose

[dire kayak]

holy shit the dust vortexes are scary

[brazen pelican]

Acceptable outcomes.

[tulip kettle]

[dire kayak]

i nearly died to one shotgunner because of them

[odd axle]

they're so funny

[shy sandal]

Ah, i see...

Take your time

[jaunty path]

vt2 is full of those by default

[brazen pelican]

Why? Is tasty!

[dire kayak]

maybe id like that

[nocturne bloom]

I wanted the PUNCH

I like PUNCH

I want to have PUNCH

[rain pilot]

I manage to get people in the same server as me to ignore me

[sleek harness]

Weed why you pinged me

[brazen pelican]

No more punch, only kick.

[rain pilot]

It's quite maddening

[nocturne bloom]

Feet?

[odd axle]

i wish they made strawberry dreams that isnt sugar free

[tulip kettle]

That's why you have fists

[jaunty path]

i wish I had alochol

[rain pilot]

Fucken same

[brazen pelican]

Uh, sure. Skaven told me he had pics for you.

[tulip kettle]

L

[brazen pelican]

Skitters away.

[jaunty path]

i dont think i even feel depressed, I just feel a bit neutral

[dire kayak]

i listen to silly vocaloid and somehow extract with 2300 reliquaries

[jaunty path]

or null

idk

[dire kayak]

reallll

[tulip kettle]

[delicate vapor]

I FUCKING HATE THIS FEVER

[feral vessel]

Got boof-weed?

[delicate vapor]

im going to bed early

[jaunty path]

gn

[rocky radish]

Sleep is awesome

[odd axle]

nini random internet stranger

[rain pilot]

Want to share a drink called loneliness?

[dire kayak]

my sleep schedule is so fucked

[nocturne bloom]

[brazen pelican]

Wish I could get more of it. Pro tip, insomnia is a scam and it sucks.

[jaunty path]

maybe I just want bacardi

[rain pilot]

It's better than drinking alome

[dire kayak]

they should swap midnight and midday

[brazen pelican]

10/10 reference.

[rain pilot]

Vodka

[rocky radish]

I used to be afflicted with it. Now I sleep an average of 9 hours

[rain pilot]

Straight vodka

[dire kayak]

AAAAAGGGHHHH

[brazen pelican]

Teach me pls.

[shy sandal]

I feel you.

Though i believe anything i say at this moment will feel like empty words, so i thought it would be best to just let you process through it.

Rejection is one of the roughest feelings to have, especially because it always puts the doubt in your mind that maybe you are the problem. Even though that is not the whole picture

[nocturne bloom]

Ive never met a person who said they like straight vodka and drank it in front of me

[rain pilot]

Fair shit

[odd axle]

i used to

[dire kayak]

i dont drink at all because it tastes bad

[rocky radish]

I used to have a list of about 20 techniques that worked specifically for me. That helped. Then ADHD meds did the rest

[weary raven]

I don't know how this would work, but I think it would be interesting if expeditions allowed you to go in solo. No bots as placeholders either. Just you against all odds. You have to choose your fights carefully

[rain pilot]

Me

I like straight vodka

[nocturne bloom]

Im not drinking until my health gets better

I doubt it

[odd axle]

rookie mistake thinking its about the flavor, its about not feeling your emotional pain for 4 hours 😎

[tired compass]

well, the expeditions have kind of flopped?

[brazen pelican]

Happy to hear it has worked for you! <3

[sleek harness]

Mods already let ou do that

[dire kayak]

i hope your health does get better i dont wanna see you in pain

[odd axle]

how so?

[rain pilot]

Your health getting better or the vodka thing?

[tired compass]

cant find players beyond beta

[tulip kettle]

I HATE HFJNDYJCDU

[nocturne bloom]

Ive lost a pretty significant amount of sleep already unfortunately

[odd axle]

DM me

[jaunty path]

I like the taste and it makes my head a bit more quiet

[sleek harness]

Depends on server region

[rocky radish]

If you genuinely want some of the tips I can remember, I can DM them (if I posted here it might be considered spam)

[rain pilot]

Same my nerves are on fire

[tired compass]

I am at work atm

[dire kayak]

i hate the taste and it just pisses me off

[rain pilot]

Yeah

[odd axle]

ah lmao

[tired compass]

was searching earlier

[tired compass]

central EU

[nocturne bloom]

Ive woke up in the hospital 3 times this year, its nothing like that

[sleek harness]

Ohhh

I don't know if this is good

[brazen pelican]

I’ll take any sliver of hope I can get my hands on.

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[rain pilot]

You assume my condition?

[nocturne bloom]

I had plans last weekend to go and buy something, but I woke up in the hospital and immediately had to pay $250

($1500 covered)

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[rain pilot]

Damn what a shame

[sleek harness]

What do they do if you don't pay for your coma treatment

[dire kayak]

do i keep playing grid point beta to unlock grid point gamma or do i play grid point delta

[nocturne bloom]

Jail

[odd axle]

idk why but i read your name as Polish Skaven @sleek harness

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

You americans are really fucked up ngl

[odd axle]

Kurwa

[jaunty path]

being inebriated pisses you off?

[nocturne bloom]

In my case it just seems like im apparently having seizures every now and then because of hypoglycemia but im sleeping through it

[dire kayak]

the horrible taste makes me upset

[jaunty path]

I love the taste personally, I dont drink it straight of course.

rum is best mixed with tea or whatever!!!

beer is yummy

[rain pilot]

I drink straight vodka

[dire kayak]

i really hope you recover

[sleek harness]

Nie, nie jestem Polakiem

To byłoby głupie

[nocturne bloom]

Im sure ill be fine. Just seems like a bad basil rate

[jaunty path]

I don't speak spanish

[sleek harness]

To polskie, demonie

[dire kayak]

if you died i would be very sad

[rain pilot]

I need smokes missus

I am more miserable

[jaunty path]

sorry is that russian

[jaunty path]

smokes suck

[sleek harness]

POLSKI

[dire kayak]

sorry i dont speak dark tongue

[nocturne bloom]

It has crossed my mind to write a will though

[rain pilot]

Give me something for my pain

I can't sleep

[sleek harness]

Czy to nie jest rasistowskie?

[nocturne bloom]

Id rather be buried with my stuff though tbh

[jaunty path]

oop

[orchid lynx]

No trochę głupio by było

[dire kayak]

i hope it doesnt come to that

[jaunty path]

hold on

[sleek harness]

Nie mogę przetłumaczyć tego, co mówisz, to zajmuje za dużo czasu

[jaunty path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atjAURP2_9o&t=18989s

this helped me sleep plenty

[sleek harness]

I am very good at any language

[rain pilot]

Missus I am in physical pain

[jaunty path]

is this arabic

[rain pilot]

I need morphine again

[sleek harness]

Carabic

[jaunty path]

cant do anything bout that srry

[rain pilot]

Keyword again

God morphine is awesome

🤤

I can sleep like a baby after one of those

[subtle sleet]

3 in a row man i cant play this game rn

[sleek harness]

3 what

[marsh iris]

fiddy

[subtle sleet]

Sorry, but your mission was aborted by an unexpected error.

[somber stream]

Israelis fighters are bombing Iran warship in Caspian sea

... new map?

[tulip kettle]

Wuh

[somber stream]

Sorry too soon

[tulip kettle]

I'm confused

[astral basin]

Just a lil too soon

[somber stream]

Battlefield

[orchid lynx]

Not yet the audience for it I think

[astral basin]

The year will be 2042, when battlefield 2176 releases that map with naval fighting

Or cod of duty blackops 21

[sleek harness]

Battlefield should be dead

It's overrated

[somber stream]

Blackslop lol

[tulip kettle]

Eh battlefield isn't too bad

Compared to cod

[tulip kettle]

My bad for having an opinion gang

[sleek harness]

I didn't said anything

Rude

[astral basin]

Bf is wide scale
Cod is.
And i shudder saying this
esports bait

[sleek harness]

Like, why are you making such assumptions

[marsh iris]

navel battle, we fight belly to belly

[tulip kettle]

I'm sick and tired idk

[tulip kettle]

Belly 🤤

[astral basin]

Big belly

[somber stream]

🫨

[marsh iris]

belly bumps

[astral basin]

What is that licht 😆

[sleek harness]

Not really talking to a great person then

I am kinda trying to rage bait you every single second

[rain pilot]

Bowling ball

[tulip kettle]

Nah you're cool

[sleek harness]

And also you

[tulip kettle]

Oki

[sleek harness]

Oh wow that's surprising

[somber stream]

Shook

[sleek harness]

Use another cringe emoji come on

[orchid lynx]

[somber stream]

I'll cringe on my own terms

[shy sandal]

I honestly feel you need someone to help you to diagnose your internal issues and help you confront them... Prefferably a trained professional.

Stay well Joe, just try to keep in mind that in times like these, our mind tends to narrow things down and oversimplify a lot of complex feelings. So we usually become blind to the whole picture

[amber cave]

I like Expeditions.

[sleek harness]

You mean yourself or all of us can't cringe

[dire kayak]

🔏

[rain pilot]

I just want pain killers ngl

[orchid lynx]

what in the 🐟

[sleek harness]

What is that even supposed to mean

[rain pilot]

This body pain

Man

I'd prefer not having legs

[marsh iris]

😂 👌 💯

[dire kayak]

lock with ink pen

[rain pilot]

Just take them

[sleek harness]

But whu

[orchid lynx]

splendid

[rain pilot]

Take my fucken legs

[sleek harness]

I think that's a procedure

[somber stream]

My legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen
I’m forever bound to a chaaaaaaaaiiiiiir
I’m half quadriplegic, that means paraplegic
I'm can’t seem to feel my leeeeeeeeeegs

[rain pilot]

Stupid restless legs

[marsh iris]

hot legs?

[rain pilot]

Like worms are between the muscles

[sleek harness]

Hurting legs?

[worn quail]

RLS SUCKSSSS

[rain pilot]

Constantly

[worn quail]

^^^

[somber stream]

A desolate life I can’t please my wife
If only my legs I could feeeeeeeeel

[rain pilot]

Constantly

[sleek harness]

I don't think that's normal

[rain pilot]

Constantly

[worn quail]

And you try to ignore it and then you just

HAVE to kick them

Like the kneecap hammer thing

[rain pilot]

I feel it all over my bod

Sadness

[worn quail]

Do you take kratom/7OH or smth

[rain pilot]

Fuck if I know man

All I know it

[tulip kettle]

Expedition sixty, William

[worn quail]

Whenever I get it I ltierally cannot deal with it I either take a muscle relaxer or put myself to sleep

Just do NOT take an antihistamine like benadryl, it'll make it way worse

[rain pilot]

3 tydnols and 2 advils is what it takes to numb it

[rocky radish]

I think I have to add you as a friend to send DMs

[amber delta]

the fact there is no penance for doing 33 expeditions is unforgivable

[tired steeple]

Lumbago

[rain pilot]

I get my tydnols for free

[tired steeple]

Genuinely discontinue the game

[rain pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spiderman-man-spider-spider-agony-gif-13296475411250620392

[eager spear]

played 5 expedition runs today

4 had the whole lobby crash

fatshark please

[somber stream]

It's the 3rd bunker

[eager spear]

yeah

[somber stream]

Do not enter

[eager spear]

its always the 3rd zone

why

[somber stream]

Bug lol

[eager spear]

not just the bunker

[somber stream]

[eager spear]

halfway through the 3rd zone and it crashes

fatshark pls

[somber stream]

Dip at 2nd

[amber delta]

3rd bunker requires dlss 5 to unlock

[orchid lynx]

yeah so they can smooth out swagger

[somber stream]

We are limited by the technology of our time

[sleek harness]

Yall are just unlucky

Third section camp just cashed my game 2 times

Then never after

[rocky radish]

I wonder if someone has made an auto-pickup mod for the new items yet

[sleek harness]

Why auto pick

It isn't even that much

[amber delta]

soy dogga

[rocky radish]

Because clicking buttons is exhausting work

(I'm not requesting it. Just predicting)

[sleek harness]

Play with a bot playing for you

[somber stream]

Havoc auto win mod when

[sleek harness]

That's less tiring

[rocky radish]

Just watch streamers

[sleek harness]

It would be so funny if someone just made a hack which specifically makes you instantly win havoc 40

Just havoc 40

[somber stream]

That's cheating

:C

[sleek harness]

No shit Sherlock

[rain pilot]

Missus gave me the good drugs

[rocky radish]

I tried making a mod to teach players how to improve their skills with advice without actually doing anything. It didn't work out. But I accidentally made it auto-block. I deleted that shit

[rain pilot]

Hope

[sleek harness]

I wouldn't trust that

It may make you like the Coffin game

[rain pilot]

The only coffins I like are the ones I made for others

[sleek harness]

Hey why you did that

Bring some competition to the mod list

[rocky radish]

Me and my group have a few custom mods we've made. I guess we should make some public

But some might be too cheaty

[sleek harness]

Hacks then

[somber stream]

CJ here distributing black market custom mod to his homies

[sleek harness]

Home made contraband

[rocky radish]

I would be drawn and quartered if I released some of the things we made for lols

[dire kayak]

do i need to tell the arbitrator?

i replied to the wrong message im gonna kms

[sleek harness]

Executed in front of Fatshark's studio

[sleek harness]

You passive suicide rick is still 4/5

[sleek harness]

Can't do that

[sleek harness]

EEWWE

KILL IT

[jaunty path]

I'm posting ashley because seeing ashley makes my brain happy

[cobalt lichen]

Dear emperor no

[dire kayak]

missus

[jaunty path]

the emperor, if anything, would create a ashley.

[sleek harness]

No

[rain pilot]

I must set the world on fire missus

[jaunty path]

child neglecting prick

[rain pilot]

Missus

[sleek harness]

Can you set Missus' home on fire first

I will pay greatly

[rain pilot]

Sure

[dire kayak]

i do not want to know what she would do if she was primarch level

[rain pilot]

Everything will burn eventually

I might as well spare them from seeing the world in FLAMES

[sleek harness]

Fuck her brothers

Of course

[dire kayak]

SANGUINIUS NO

[jaunty path]

Turn to slaanesh and get very high on validation

and eat people

[rain pilot]

Fire

[sleek harness]

Why eat people

[dire kayak]

SANGUINIUS DONT GO IN THERE ALONE WITH HER

[dire kayak]

YOURE TOO INNOCENT

[jaunty path]

Self empowerment.

[rain pilot]

Fire

[dire kayak]

theyre yummy

[sleek harness]

That's a lame way

[rare pulsar]

Pls dont diddle sanguinius without consent

[dire kayak]

if people didnt want me to eat them, then why did they make themselves so yummy?

[rain pilot]

Skaven

We need warp fire

[sleek harness]

Don't burn my house

[rain pilot]

To burn things faster

[sleek harness]

No

[rare pulsar]

Im literally disgusting

My body is poison

[rain pilot]

Foolish Skaven

[sleek harness]

No

[rare pulsar]

Esting me will make u sick

[sleek harness]

You ain't scamming me

I know you want to smoke the warpstone

[cobalt lichen]

Technically if a human eats humans their brain will get fucked up like what mad cow disease did to cows

[dire kayak]

ive eaten worse

[cobalt lichen]

I’m not surprised

[sleek harness]

That's uncooked human

Like you know

[rare pulsar]

I highly doubt it

[sleek harness]

Any uncooked meat

Will do that

[cobalt lichen]

mad cow disease was caused by cows eating cows

[sleek harness]

But they aren't supposed to be eating MEAT

[cobalt lichen]

it dissolved part of their brain or something like that?

[rare pulsar]

They put ground upeat powder in the feed

[cobalt lichen]

and humans aren’t supposed to drink milk

[rare pulsar]

And cows are vegetarism

Thats what vaused it

[sleek harness]

They kinda are

It's healthy

[rare pulsar]

Yes all ur ancestors drank milk

And ate eggs btw

[cobalt lichen]

physically though humans had to evolve to drink that

and many humans still cant

[sleek harness]

The hell you mean physically

This isn't natural selection

[winged swift]

OMG STOP NERFING VOICE OF COMMAND FS

[sleek harness]

You didn't starve for not drinking milk

[rocky radish]

Babies drink milk

[somber stream]

Lactose intolerance is a skill issue, proven btw

[cobalt lichen]

The organs could not process it originally

[rare pulsar]

Every mammal fckn drinks milk

Ffs

[orchid lynx]

but its a buff

[cobalt lichen]

I mean cows milk.
Feel I should’ve specified that

[rain pilot]

I like uncooked meat too

Crazy

How we like raw meat

[winged swift]

10s cooldown increase? Buff how

[rocky radish]

Most people can drink it fine. It's a good source of calcium

[cobalt lichen]

ye I know. I can.

[rare pulsar]

Makes ur bones big

[cobalt lichen]

I read it wasn’t the case originally

[amber delta]

stop nerfing voice of command
look inside
still the best ability

[rare pulsar]

Drink ur milk and eat ur eggs

Make ur ancestors proud

[cobalt lichen]

stone your wife to death too

Just as the forefathers did unto theirs

[rare pulsar]

I mean

Cultures vary but u do u

[amber delta]

my forefathers were not muslim

[rocky radish]

Take the best qualities from the past and leave the rest behind. Simple

[winged swift]

i bet ppl are pissed about plasma nerf too hey? Good thing i didn't bother finishing that build

[rain pilot]

I need a homie to hug

[cobalt lichen]

You’d hope that was the case but no

[amber delta]

nobody is pissed about plasma nerf

[rain pilot]

Well yeah

[amber delta]

in fact it should have been nerfed more

[rare pulsar]

Go to prison amd drop the soap

[rain pilot]

That thing was a beast

[cobalt lichen]

I’m surprised they’d nerf a heavy weapon. It’s a heavy weapon. Should be overpoweredz

[orchid lynx]

10s is nothing between tactical awareness and combat ability regen on curios and there is no more detriment for taking only in death does duty end. Very good for high lvl content. U get both golden toughness and range instant pickup

[cobalt lichen]

is that your plan for yourself?
Kinda gay

[rare pulsar]

I answered to the wrong message

[astral basin]

I need to be brain blasted

[cobalt lichen]

Lmao

[rain pilot]

100 cleave

The gun had

[rare pulsar]

But yes that is my plan

[rain pilot]

100 cleave

[cobalt lichen]

isn’t cleave for melee?

I may be dumb, chat

[amber delta]

ranged cleave also exists

[rare pulsar]

Not just melee

[amber delta]

its for overpenetrating targets

[winged swift]

i guesss but still feels fucky to me lol

[orchid lynx]

u bring it up to the same state if u take the new node for vet

[cobalt lichen]

I see

[orchid lynx]

Its just fair, noone plays the other 2

[amber delta]

maybe vet players will now figure out plasma has secondary fire

[orchid lynx]

[rain pilot]

Plasma is now at 18 cleave

[cobalt lichen]

I did notice a few Arbites not know their shotgun was able to use the shells on the top.

[winged swift]

im excited about infantry las buff, if it has vastly improved once i get to play then maybe ill be in a better mood

[cobalt lichen]

I main the recon las because it’s fun

[rare pulsar]

Im surprised they know more then the W key an lmb tbh

[somber stream]

Infantry las vs Crushers:
Tonk tonk tonk tonk tonk tink tonk tonk

[amber delta]

I find the specialist shotgun shells underwhelming

[cobalt lichen]

They sound cool though

[amber delta]

for arby*, combat shotgun slugs are goated

[winged swift]

i started maining the middle shotgun with vet and love it (the one with 495 dmg). I hated the shotguns at first but my god you can crossmap with them so easily. THAT is how shottys should be in all games

[dire kayak]

ogryn guns feel so good to use now

[winged swift]

oh yyyeah stubby buffy too!

[amber delta]

did u eat them

[winged swift]

damn i cant play. Update too big. Have to go sleep

[misty smelt]

MOVE YOUR ASS IN EXPEDITIONS

that is all

[rocky radish]

I'll admit, I do have to keep reminding myself of that

[cobalt lichen]

Expeditions is fun but the other players are so ass at it

[winged swift]

idk how i feel about those yet, it seems like its just a half assed attempt at copying hd2 or something

[misty smelt]

i keep getting people that think they need to sight-see

[cobalt lichen]

I’m doing havoc stuff in the meantime.

Taking absolutely massive Ls in the process though

[rain pilot]

Me

[nova brook]

how do you complete the explorator prime 3 penance?

I have every grid point unlocked but how tf am I meant to get 18 when theres only 7 available

[vestal iris]

so is the huntsman or whatever hes called in any game type or just expeditions?

[cobalt lichen]

Like I fucking suck at Havoc missions

[rain pilot]

Doggie guy

[vestal iris]

*doggie guy, my apologies

[rain pilot]

Yeeeeee

[cobalt lichen]

guy who has all of the scary armoured good bois

[rain pilot]

Arbities

[misty smelt]

Im thinking of trying havoc soon, ive played the game a ton but am only now playing auric and getting comfortable with arby at that difficulty.

[vestal iris]

so is he everywhere or just the new stuff? ive seen like 5 of the other 2 bros and not him yet 🙁

[misty smelt]

I didnt realize havoc doesnt have like a matchmaker tho you have to find a party yourself

[amber delta]

the new boss?

[cobalt lichen]

yes

[vestal iris]

yeah

[cobalt lichen]

Yep.
Most of them decline

[winged swift]

imo when a game goes out of its way to be something its not, theres something wrong with it. But ill try to ease off until i can try it

[amber delta]

he's only in expeditions for now, will be added to all mission at some point in the future

[vestal iris]

ok...expedition feels se hectic, i hve no clue what im supposed to do to be helpful other than kill and grab the thingies lmao

but i wanna fight him

[winged swift]

are the armor phounds carapace or flak?

[misty smelt]

Im actually not sure, ive only seen him once and we got wiped like right after he spawned from a crusher pack

ive only played like 5 expeditions so far tho

[low wharf]

cara

[dire kayak]

carapace everywhere but the butt

[amber delta]

when you armour your dogs better than your soldiers

[tired steeple]

There’s armoured hounds now?

[amber delta]

yes did you not watch the teaser?

[tired steeple]

No lol

[amber delta]

[dire kayak]

tbh ive seen like 3 armoured pox hounds out of all the expedition runs ive done

its not as bad as it sounds

[prisma valley]

About to get the game should I get it on PC or PS5? A look at forums suggests gamepad is a disadvantage but it isn't quite conclusive.

[jaunty path]

pc

[amber delta]

I saw 1 pack master and we killed it so fast it only had time to do 1 charge

[jaunty path]

youll wanna be on pc

[amber delta]

pc

controller bad

• pc got mods

[somber stream]

Disco Aquila my beloved

[jaunty path]

pc = way more quality of life

install whatever mods you please

[rocky radish]

Or make your own

[prisma valley]

yeah I think you've convinced me, but I do like console but I'll be playing with friends and crossplay with a gamepad can kind of suck if the game isn't balanced

[jaunty path]

I think dt is way more playable w mouse and keyboard but then again I have played w keyboard n mouse waaaaaaay more than controller

[amber delta]

you can always plug in controller to pc

[celest wave]

what is the point of doing the expeditions?

[amber delta]

fun

[prisma valley]

Yeah but can't plug a keyboard and mouse in to a ps5, for reasons unknown

[amber delta]

the same as doing any other missions

[fallen tree]

more cosmetics to grind on the new mode

[rain pilot]

I need a homie hug

[prisma valley]

like they should support keyboard and mouse I think on console as long as you have crossplay enabled.

[rain pilot]

A hug

[jaunty path]

Innovation at its goddamn finest

[rain pilot]

From a homie

[feral vessel]

so am i writing fanfiction or my original setting tonight
HM
HM
HM

[amber delta]

consoles hate you that's why

[rain pilot]

Buy the expensive controller

[fallen tree]

whats the fanfic

[rain pilot]

With controller features no devs use

[rain pilot]

I can give ideas

[feral vessel]

Cant say because quite frankly Id get blown in half by the next warden that looks through general chat.

[amber delta]

Stupid Sexy Hadron Dropped Her Robes In The Bath And I Peek At Her Oiled Up Abs And Now I Am Deemed A Heretic

[feral vessel]

original setting is currently uh

hold da fuqqin phone i think i have it somewhere

[fallen tree]

i get what you mean, i meant like is it 40k fanfic

[rain pilot]

Set me on fire plant

I've been waiting

To burn

[teal token]

E

[rain pilot]

All damn day

[teal token]

[feral vessel]

oh nawn! diff

[teal token]

Hello come Joe the Easy

[feral vessel]

go to zealot chat ill be posting the summary of my original setting there

[fallen tree]

i think id choose original 🤔 , i try to prio it but it can be hard sometime

[rain pilot]

Hello

[teal token]

Hello comrade ak

[fallen tree]

hello comrade jerry

[feral vessel]

#zealot-class message

[fallen tree]

[feral vessel]

go. read

[rain pilot]

I seek fire in my soul

[feral vessel]

be my free beta reader slaves

[rain pilot]

No

[feral vessel]

unkind

[rain pilot]

I'm unpaid

[feral vessel]

and untrue because i know youll do it anyways

[rain pilot]

And what makes you say that

Hmmmmm?

[somber stream]

Most wild 40k fanfic i've read is Shinji x 40K

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[somber stream]

Hello Jerry

[rain pilot]

I am soup

Drink me

[teal token]

Any meat?

[rain pilot]

Meatness madness

Yes

[delicate vapor]

It appears I am six

Sick

[rain pilot]

Wait what

[teal token]

Souping it

[somber stream]

Shinji went WAAAAAAAAAAGHHH as he thrust his spear of Longius forward, repeatedly

[rain pilot]

I am going to

[teal token]

Hello comrade Elios

[delicate vapor]

Hello

[teal token]

Nurgle got to you?

[delicate vapor]

Someone is trying to turn me into a death guard

[rain pilot]

No

You must be a black templar

[delicate vapor]

Okay yeah make me a death guard over that

[rain pilot]

Ew

Stinky

Elios is going to the unfettered ass chapter

[delicate vapor]

Well at least I got two nurling side kicks

[rain pilot]

At least I got me emperor

[delicate vapor]

Gotta name them Fanboy and chum ch umm

[rain pilot]

You deserve your illness

[delicate vapor]

[rain pilot]

You know what you done wrong

[delicate vapor]

I’m not even loyalist to begin with

[rain pilot]

Heretic

[sleek harness]

Neutralist

[broken escarp]

hey guys question: what are grid points?
im new with the update and it says to unlock next area, i need certain grid points etc
tyvm

[sleek harness]

Maci

Come back

[feral vessel]

you lot

give me megacorp name ideas.

pretty please

eeeeeee

[sleek harness]

Are you playing Stellaris?

[feral vessel]

no but maybe yes

[sleek harness]

What is your species

[feral vessel]

doesnt matter

[sleek harness]

Kinda does for the name

[feral vessel]

fine uh

humanoid

/human

[blazing shadow]

#general-chat message

this has been aged horrible

[sleek harness]

Corporative Entertainment of Man Things

[eager spear]

I wish we could buy stuff with tech remnants back in the lobby

like

what are we even working towards

[sleek harness]

Progression

[eager spear]

whats the point of the gamemode

[sleek harness]

Story

And fun

[eager spear]

yeah but like you unlock more nodes and

the nodes dont even change the gameplay loop

[amber delta]

hotfix today

[eager spear]

its just one or two extra modifiers

[sleek harness]

Fatshark adding more maps still

[sleek harness]

Kinda does

Night has less enemies

[blazing shadow]

after 34 missions aborted

[eager spear]

the gameplay loop is the same

also yeah

[sleek harness]

Yeah

It's nodes

[eager spear]

I crash more than half my games

[sleek harness]

Change some things of the mission

[eager spear]

fatshark please

[sleek harness]

Make your PC hold together

Can't afford another one

[blazing shadow]

i think is that fucking tornade

[amber delta]

expedition 33 abortions

[blazing shadow]

breaking the game

[eager spear]

its not the pc if all 4 of my teammates crash together with me

[blazing shadow]

lmao that was good

[eager spear]

I did crash a lot in that node 🤔

like 4/5 of my games today had crashes in that node

usually in the 3rd zone

[blazing shadow]

please gordo i want to play without crashes

[blazing shadow]

yep is that fucking tornado

[sleek harness]

If you go slow...

You may

[blazing shadow]

i really love it but if it crashes my game then don't

[sleek harness]

Not crash

Probably

[eager spear]

guess I'll hold off playing that node for now

[sleek harness]

Which node is it

[feral vessel]

bad skaven

33 expeditions

[sleek harness]

NOOO

NOT THE OVERRATED FRENCH GAME

[feral vessel]

c&bt

[misty smelt]

i just finished an expedition and it didnt count any of the remnants i extracted with

[sleek harness]

How many did you had

[misty smelt]

a lot

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[misty smelt]

we did every POI except 1

maybe its cuz i was playing ogryn...

i ate all the remnants...

[sleek harness]

Perhaps your game was cancelled just as you were leaving

Then anything you did didn't count

[amber delta]

why is arrowhead putting the most fun gun in superstore only for 48h and its overpriced as fuck

[untold abyss]

dude what the karkin hell is going on... 3 crashes in a row

[somber stream]

The shotgun is gone?

Man i was going to get it today

[amber delta]

it will be in like 3 hours

i think its still available

[somber stream]

Oh nice

Yet another L to the Halo Warbond

[sleek harness]

You meant W

Because uh, shotgun leaving store 3 hours

[somber stream]

It will come back

[sleek harness]

Because it makes people spend money immediately

And when it comes out and then back more people will want it

[somber stream]

Also isn't it super late over there rat

[fallen tree]

trench shotgun looks real fun ngl

[amber delta]

free 2 play fomo business strategy

[sleek harness]

7am

[sleek harness]

You can farm super credits, Sei

Kinda balances it out somewhat since you can get super credits for playing the game

[somber stream]

I'm more interested in the heavy flammer, apparently it kick ass

[sleek harness]

Fire became better

[amber delta]

I would agree if not every new thing was locked behind a warbond, and if I didnt need to grind dif 1 maps for super creds

[sleek harness]

Because it actually works like how fire does

When burning someone

[somber stream]

Watch as they fuck it up again after 2 patches or so

[amber delta]

dont get too excited they'll find a way to nerf it

[sleek harness]

They will give fire a pen limit cap

Medium armor

[dire kayak]

i want an ogryn servitor

[sleek harness]

Hopefully they get a balance team before that

[somber stream]

Pee pee poo poo lol

[sleek harness]

Why

[blazing shadow]

the T pose of the orgryn on the tornado make it even funnier

[rare pulsar]

Ur just gonna eat him

So no

[sleek harness]

At least you will put him out of his misery

Who

[rain pilot]

Pizza

Tasy

[sleek harness]

@rain pilot Bitch

I saw what you deleted

[rain pilot]

Wait

[rain pilot]

What

[rare pulsar]

Exposed

To the public