general-chat

[visual vortex]

Either way they die

[stiff elbow]

use hunting rifles or cattle guns

[visual vortex]

Doesnt matter

[green vector]

Hunters should all use melee

Betas

[visual vortex]

Looks cool af shooting lmgs

[visual vortex]

It's very risky

I know my grandpa preferred bows

[stiff elbow]

its not cool when it fucks up the environment and agriculture more than the pigs

[visual vortex]

And handguns

[visual vortex]

If you fo outside

[green vector]

Based grandpa

[woven sigil]

All praise the humble stick; Catching dinner since 10,000BC

[visual vortex]

And get a metal detector

You will find coca cola bottles from the 1950s

🤯

[stiff elbow]

is this supposed to be normal

[visual vortex]

It is

[stiff elbow]

i see

[visual vortex]

Go literally anywhere in a hunting ground

Dig around

[stiff elbow]

i guess i will go out with my trusty squad LMG and dump pounds of cancerous lead into the dirt

[visual vortex]

You'll find tuna cans

[visual vortex]

🙏

[stiff elbow]

the same lead that when strapped to vests and infantry rigs gives soldiers cancer

[visual vortex]

Looks cool

[brave slate]

Silly americans. You cannot grow tuna and coke like that

[stiff elbow]

(tons of medical cases on this btw)

[visual vortex]

You put dish on top of corn seed

Or under

Cant remember

[acoustic pebble]

Honestly... we need more gangs

[visual vortex]

Better corn

[astral basin]

Toke

[visual vortex]

Tuna corn

[astral basin]

Tuke

[visual vortex]

Go to michigan

[astral basin]

Tuna-cola

[acoustic pebble]

I mean in Darktide. My school already get plenty

Which is also in Michigan lol

[astral basin]

Michigan mentioned
Ik a femboy there

[hazy kestrel]

Michigan moment

[acoustic pebble]

Just know I don't go to the school I just own it

[visual vortex]

You're from michigan?

[brave slate]

What is Michigan known for?

[visual vortex]

This is tragix

[visual vortex]

Freshwater

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. Just bought

[visual vortex]

And automobiles

[visual vortex]

O

Oh

☹️

[nocturne bloom]

Jail dont count

[visual vortex]

We couldve had four people in michigan here

[acoustic pebble]

I literally bought it for a joke

And I'm keeping that shit

[astral basin]

Jail?

[nocturne bloom]

[green vector]

How tf do you buy a school as a joke

[visual vortex]

It's mixhigan

[woven sigil]

They wanted their own personal shooting range, ofc

[visual vortex]

Give enough money or hire a militia here

Done

Antrhing you want

[stiff elbow]

like brazil

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[acoustic pebble]

Me and my buddies were online looking for Abandoned school prices for fun.

[green vector]

LOOOL

[visual vortex]

But colder

[stiff elbow]

all the rich folks in brazil use militias to extort poor neighborhoods

[acoustic pebble]

I was just like 'Imma buy that shit'

[stiff elbow]

brazil is basically a police state atp

[green vector]

[woven sigil]

See? I told you

[acoustic pebble]

Well duh it's Michigan. It's perfect

[green vector]

Interesting

[visual vortex]

The militias here kidnap the governor and hold her at gunpoint with guns that have banned attachments made from soup cans

[acoustic pebble]

Here's the plot twist: I didn't actually buy it but those dumbasses still believe I did

[visual vortex]

Aw

[acoustic pebble]

It's still abandoned sooo....

[visual vortex]

Did you st least buy one of our militias?

[stiff elbow]

i've heard of that

[acoustic pebble]

Noones stopping ya

[visual vortex]

LOOTING

[acoustic pebble]

One? Buddy I made atleast three

[visual vortex]

tell me where it is

[stiff elbow]

gretchen whitmer conspiracy

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[acoustic pebble]

Ain't a damn thing in there

[brave slate]

What are squatter rights like in Michigan?

[visual vortex]

Theories are about her detting it up

Idk

[acoustic pebble]

In my school?

STRICT

[visual vortex]

I nust find it funny

[visual vortex]

They're usually shot by most residents

And most squatters leave to better states

People here are either immigrants, people that think they're gangsters, hunters, normal people, or militias

[nocturne bloom]

Pistol grip bans are dumb, love how half my guns can become illegal in a single day because it let's you HiP FiRe BeTTeR

[woven sigil]

I didnt know the Orks were involved in conspiracies, they're not that smart. At least not often

[dire kayak]

i enjoy eating guns

[nocturne bloom]

Cant wait to hip fire my bolt action 🔥 🔥 🔥

[visual vortex]

I think the conspiracy is that she set it up

I cant remember

[stiff elbow]

when i say "conspiracy" im saying that the men were conspiring to kidnap her

[woven sigil]

Wouldnt surprise me, typical underhanded American behaviour

[visual vortex]

But i wiuldnt be surprised if it was just a militia here

[visual vortex]

No i think they did

But the conspiracy is that they set it up

Oh waitnno

It was stopped before

[stiff elbow]

no they didnt kidnap her

they plotted to

but the FBI stopped it

[nocturne bloom]

People shit on Kel Tec but I applaud them with making designs that actually stick a finger in front of the laws that make no sense. Only reason I love the KSG is because its one of the only guns in my state with a capacity larger than 10

[visual vortex]

Nothing spells michigan like a militia called the Wolverine Watchers

[stiff elbow]

no shes the governor of michigan
and a bunch of boogaloo boys (reactionary nationalist militants) tried to kidnap her

[visual vortex]

And mead pipes

[brave slate]

They should shorten it to wolwa for a bit of a feminine touch

[somber stream]

Darktide

[visual vortex]

They were antigovernment and wanted a civil war

[woven sigil]

Boogaloo boys sounds like the gayest boyband under the sun

[visual vortex]

Thisnis the most michigan shit ice seen all day

[stiff elbow]

yeah they are pretty gay

[somber stream]

Are the Americans talking pol again

[visual vortex]

No

[stiff elbow]

but in reality they are usually far-right anti-government militants

[brave slate]

something something guns and militias

[woven sigil]

No, no Darktide allowed, this is the troll the colonials chat now

[visual vortex]

We're talking the michigan militia

[somber stream]

Oh okay

✅

[visual vortex]

Funniest shit ever

[stiff elbow]

we're talking about michigan

[visual vortex]

Best state

[stiff elbow]

i wouldnt know

[visual vortex]

We had a movement called boogaloo boys

[stiff elbow]

what

[visual vortex]

Funniest shit

[brave slate]

I thought the best state is Hawaii?

[somber stream]

Sounds awesome wth

[stiff elbow]

they're still around

[visual vortex]

Too expensice

[somber stream]

What does it takes to be a boogaloo bois

[visual vortex]

Well duh

Michigan is KNOWN for militias

[brave slate]

germans even named a type of toast after it

[stiff elbow]

you have to wear a hawaiian shirt and be racist and go out in public while wearing full military gear like a chud

[somber stream]

Oh...

[stiff elbow]

and talk about "m-muh liberty"

they are reactionary anti-government militants

[somber stream]

They lost me at the Hawaiian shirt

[stiff elbow]

i thought they would lose you at the racism part

typical euro

[winged oasis]

which class is the best at melee?

[cosmic niche]

Someone show me the bell for the bell skip

[woven sigil]

Can't be racist if you're better than everyone else

[cosmic niche]

For Karnak twins

[stiff elbow]

that one tony stark gif

[winged oasis]

if you see bell at the start of the mission then you hit it and you get skip

[blazing ibex]

In what metric exactly?

[brave slate]

Dont work if he hasnt unlocked it

[winged oasis]

killability

[feral fox]

Probably zealot or scum. Depends what you are looking for.

[woven sigil]

Scum

[winged oasis]

mkay mkay

[twin flower]

every class can kill tho

[feral fox]

If you don't want to be killed: zealot. If you want to kill as fast as possible: scum.

[blazing ibex]

Toss up between scum or psyker. But scum has some real safety nets to help them in melee so I'd say scum overall.

[woven sigil]

Yes, but Scum can kill more and faster and with hyperviolence

[twin flower]

scoooom

[blazing ibex]

Zealot just has that raw survivability going for them

[somber stream]

How can i make it to te racism bit when the Hawaiin shirt got in the way 😔

[winged oasis]

does difficulty affect the abundance of tech remnants in expeditions

[stiff elbow]

true

boogaloos are just larping chuds

[feral fox]

What is exactly the point of the new content? I'm sort of confused.

[stiff elbow]

they arent actually anti-government (as most libertarians in the US arent)

[woven sigil]

By simply not looking at it, thats how the rest of the world copes with Hawaiian shirts

[somber stream]

I just find the name extremely funny

[stiff elbow]

yeah its dumb 4chan humor

[twin flower]

boogaloo

[winged oasis]

expeditions are quick and fast but combat heavy

[feral fox]

Kk. That sort of makes sense.

[winged oasis]

think wave mode but you also seek out the missions that the psyker lady gives sometimes

[turbid field]

Game crashed right before we could extract on our third zone... yippee

[feral fox]

I was really hoping for Chaos Wastes. Is what it is.

[winged oasis]

you will need to spam location callouts a lot to get your team to go somewhere with you

[brave slate]

They took chaos wastes and split it into expeditions and mortis trials

[whole glade]

HOLY FUCK PUNISHER IN THE NEW SPIDER MAN

GRAHHH

[feral fox]

That's a choice. Well maybe it's building the framework for an eventual Chaos Wastes mode. Eh.

[stiff elbow]

their whole thing is that they believe that they are preparing for an event called "The Boog" (im not joking btw this is real) which is supposed to be a second american civil war/revolutionary war

[twin flower]

spooder man

[woven sigil]

People in first world countries are too lazy to boogaloo, unless its the French

[stiff elbow]

so that they can overthrow the government in a race war and instate some sort of white ethnostate

the chronic larping never ends

[woven sigil]

1930's Germany without the funding, the manpower, the brains or the resources

[stiff elbow]

exactly

they dont actually do anything besides intimidating protestors

[woven sigil]

So, for want of a better term; "fuckwits"

Wouldnt have that problem here in Britain

[brave slate]

Oh shit no wonder this seemed to so familiar
Remember some americans talking about "lets boog" or something during a project zomboid discussion like a year ago

Here i was assuming it was just zoomer speak for boogie

[twin flower]

what did that have to do with zomboid

[brave slate]

Zomboid week 1 mod

[feral fox]

All due respect, I'm pretty sure I agree with you on this stuff; but, this is ye old general-chat in the Darktide Discord. Praise the Emperor amIright? If yer fishing for tank lovers yer mostly find those disposed to the Leman Russ.

[twin flower]

so they re-enacting the boog or something? lmao

[brave slate]

They were talking about how their in game kit matched the stuff in game or something

[stiff elbow]

ur right

i will Cease This Conversation

[twin flower]

i just saw project zomboid being mentioned

[glass torrent]

Same thing happened to me earlier during an expedition run and kicked all of us out

[twin flower]

also sucks that it happens when you got sum decent remnants and the game crashes out

[somber stream]

I heard

If you enter the bunker on 3rd area, it crashes

So dip after 2

But i did managed to salvage everything and extracted after 3 so maybe it's case-to-case

[warm maple]

I want the next class to be a Baneblade

[river ingot]

i want the next class to be felinids

[warm maple]

you would

abhuman

[somber stream]

Woa take it easy with the A word

[sage gyro]

I want the next class to be a daemonculaba

[rocky radish]

Why wouldn't you want something actually good?

[warm maple]

They call my Ogryn an Abhuman because he has a six pick, they call you an abhuman because you're a mutant. We're not the same

[clever horizon]

electric boogaloo 2 lol
however you spell it

[nocturne bloom]

what what

[visual vortex]

michigan is awesome

we have people like this

[stiff elbow]

no i dont think we should have people like that

[dim sky]

new game mode 100% not worth it playing for now ffs

[stiff elbow]

i think people like that are very bad

[dim sky]

9 out of 10 missions are aborted or crash for everyone

[rocky radish]

Never had that experience

[somber stream]

Avoid enter the 3rd bunker lol

[visual vortex]

by that i mean funny

they're funny

im glad they exist because it means im doing something

[dim sky]

yes just crashed exactly there

[somber stream]

Arrive at 2nd > loot > leave

[formal mortar]

Why avoid the 3rd area?

[stiff elbow]

bugs

[twin flower]

makes you craash apparently

[formal mortar]

Haven't crashed on it myself

And go there every match

[stiff elbow]

the 3rd area is pretty dangerous, and there are gamebreaking bugs (for example, one where you fail the mission and lose ALL your tech-remnants if you extract successfully) that can make you lose entire half-hours of progress

[twin flower]

i crash even when not entering a bunker

fuckass game

[formal mortar]

Okay, thanks, ill know why people want to leave at 2nd then

[visual vortex]

had that once

still got event rewards

💪

fatshark dont mess with me

[twin dirge]

My ahh keeps dying in zone 2 so

Can't crash when you're kissin the floor

[visual vortex]

usually if there's one left in zone 2

it crashes

had it happen when i was playing ogryn and my team kept dying

[somber stream]

Yet another successful update

[winged oasis]

wish we'd get bosses on the meat grinder

sefoni expand your brain to fit the plague ogryn and chaos beast

[visual vortex]

yeah

i like looking at enemy designs

kind of hard to do it in game

[formal mortar]

She's too busy digging her mind into your browser history

[winged oasis]

weirdo

[visual vortex]

how

[nocturne bloom]

Im going to kill air. Why did riot ruin my girls skins...

[visual vortex]

literally 90% of this game is beautiful but you never get to see it

[formal mortar]

?

[balmy pond]

yo where can i report a crash to desktop

[nocturne bloom]

The pop up that pops up when you ctd

[dark lion]

ngl its really pathetic to see a stack team fail as a coherent unit while im able to manfight my way in a node by myself

but then again that's what they get for being stupid af and 'testing builds' in damnation

[balmy pond]

ah alr , yea died , was relocated to the sauntary bit , fell through map and game died

[dire kayak]

i hopefully get my knight castellan today

[woven sigil]

Nothing is more beautiful than the screams of dying heretics

[visual vortex]

yes

[twin dirge]

Man

I sat on my balls today

[marsh iris]

[twin dirge]

0/10 do not recommend

Ts hurt

[blazing ibex]

The game just had a sale tbf

And at the midst of a major update

[twin dirge]

I fail as a duo because I'm bad

[blazing ibex]

So the player pool is diluted with newbies rn

[twin dirge]

I'm the newbies

It's me

I'm the guy running off solo picking stuff up just to die to a couple ragers

[blazing ibex]

Nah that's me

Sorry

I forget havoc doesn't have crafting materials around the map

[dire kayak]

somehow im playing ogryn and i always end up as the last one alive

[twin dirge]

I play psyker and I'm the first one on the floor

[dire kayak]

because everyone charged straight into the crusher meat pounder of death and despair

[blazing ibex]

Maybe, have you considered

You may be better than you think you are?

[dire kayak]

i refuse

i suck at this game

[blazing ibex]

Nah you're lying.

[twin dirge]

I'm gonna strangle you

[blazing ibex]

I can tell.

[dire kayak]

everyone just charges into fights they know they can't win

[blazing ibex]

You're just humbling yourself

[twin dirge]

If you're bad I'm literally scum of the earth at this game

I hate it

It's ok to be good bro

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[twin dirge]

I've played with goober

[dire kayak]

im not great at aurics

[twin dirge]

I can vouch

Good

[dire kayak]

okay fine maybe im a little good

[astral basin]

Time for

Tuna helper

[river ingot]

thats part of the fun

[whole glade]

i had tuna and crackers today

for lunch

[nocturne bloom]

I volunteer

[twin dirge]

I mean shit

Aight

[nocturne bloom]

[dire kayak]

true

unless you're playing a veteran with an infantry lasgun and shovel and charge into the crusher pile meat masher of death and despair

[slender igloo]

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[dire kayak]

that's just what im gonna call every large group of crushers now

"crusher pile meat masher of death and despair"

[visual vortex]

when the hammer smashes your balls it dont hurt

when the light tap happens it does

[visual vortex]

he solp

infantry best gun in game

[brave cargo]

Been trying out the plasma gun on my vet. Liking it but I'd like it to not overheat so fast. Do you guys prefer focused cooling or optimized cooling?

[visual vortex]

if you spam click left mouse

it doesnt overheat and kill u

[slender igloo]

left click will atuo overheat while 100 heat

[brave cargo]

I'm on PS5. What does left mouse do for you? lol

[visual vortex]

light beam

no buildup

when overheat your character knocks it down by 20

[slender igloo]

just shoot lmao

[visual vortex]

get blessings related to having it higher heat

more damage

[brave cargo]

Yeah I've got gets hot and rising heat on it right now, just felt like I wasn't getting very many shots off before overheat

[stark bobcat]

stats can change that

is it max power? (500)?

[brave cargo]

Not yet, just started using it earlier today so I'm leveling it

[stark bobcat]

dont worry about weapons until they are maxed, most things about weapons are balanced around when they are fully leveled

stats/perks/blessings matter alot

so use whatever until you reach max

then you can research for what is best

or something that seems fun

[brave cargo]

Makes sense, I'll max it out and see how it feels

[sick remnant]

Why is there no compensation for servers disconnects :(

[stark bobcat]

happens every major update

server strain I guess

[brave cargo]

Funny enough I was getting more DCs before the update. Like a lot lol

[somber stream]

New hampter, still getting use to his job

[slender igloo]

[sick remnant]

nearly 1700 data and I get disconnected due to "unknown issue"

[somber stream]

Shark tried something with the netcode some updates ago iirc

[sick remnant]

my penances didnt save either :(

[jaunty path]

hilarious how this is used exclusively in negative context

[stark bobcat]

yes

[stark bobcat]

some of the maps are bugged and wont get credit, is what I've read in some of the channels

[sick remnant]

How does that get past QA

[grim basin]

What are you supposed to be doing at level 20?

[shy sandal]

As in difficulties?

[visual vortex]

auric

trusst

[jaunty path]

auric or damnation

whatever difficulty your comfortable in

don't use ds

(dueling sword)

[shy sandal]

Sometimes i forget what DS means, ngl

I'm terrible with memorizing the name of skills and weapons as it is

[jaunty path]

ds = bad

[grim basin]

Well I already do auric and have all of my weapons maxed out (I think) and have all classes to 20

[jaunty path]

fun truly starts at level 30

and impressive you're managing to survive in auric

[grim basin]

oh dueling swords are bad?

[shy sandal]

No Missus is just #1 Dueling Sword hater

[somber stream]

It can kill gods

[jaunty path]

No its actually a strong weapon its just overused

[white furnace]

nah you just won't develop good skills while using at weapon like that at 20 but to each their own

[jaunty path]

And people who use exclusively DS tend to have their skills greatly limited.

[white furnace]

exactly what i was thinking

[grim basin]

Well i used other stuff before it's my first time using it

Thanks for the info guys

[jaunty path]

strong weapon? yeah, but terrible if you're looking to actually become skilled at the game.

my recommendation? Tac axe, best all rounder weapon.

[shy sandal]

The late game of Darktide is either playing Havoc or Fooling around until a new update comes out...

Expeditions just released, so you could try that

[jaunty path]

has not disappointed me yet.

havoc is very fun if you can survive without being downed at the beginning

Don't listen to losers telling you to play meta

play what you find fun

And If you find meta fun.....

[somber stream]

What if meta is fun

[jaunty path]

[somber stream]

Meta is usually fun

[jaunty path]

Thats ok too. mostly. I won't plot to destroy you or anything like that.

[jaunty path]

Don't use smite either

if you use smite you aren't safe

[shy sandal]

My favorite melee weapon overall is prolly Combat Knife, it's just really good as utility

[jaunty path]

combat knife is also good

[stiff elbow]

tung tung tung sahur

[jaunty path]

though Ill be honest its a jester weapon

[jaunty path]

SHUT UPPPPPPP

SHUTUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[stiff elbow]

this is, heh... me

ugh im such a fucking CHUDETTE

[shy sandal]

What does that even mean?

[jaunty path]

fools weapon

[stiff elbow]

combat knife is not a fools weapon

i ❤️ combat knife

[jaunty path]

Its not bad its just

hmmm

idk probably good

[stiff elbow]

hmm it depends ig on the playstyle

i really like combat knife tho

[jaunty path]

all classes?

[stiff elbow]

i can cleave through hordes with ease and take out elites and ogryns at the same time

at least with veteran

[somber stream]

I love Dueling sword lol

[white furnace]

Its a decent tool and has good uses just have to be skilled with it

[stiff elbow]

i havent tried out combat knife on anyone else

[somber stream]

✨ style ✨

[white furnace]

truth

[jaunty path]

You get a pass cuz you're german

You're safe

FOR NOW.

[somber stream]

How does that work

[stiff elbow]

dueling sword is for LARPERS

[shy sandal]

To be fair, you like a lot of medieval stuff, so it checks out

[stiff elbow]

BLEEEEEHHH

[jaunty path]

Pretty sure german schools had a face off using sabers of some sort and standing absolutely still while going at it

[somber stream]

Real

[jaunty path]

and having scars on your face was seen as honor

[white furnace]

I mean where do i sign up?

[somber stream]

We were taught fencing at 3

[jaunty path]

Motherfucker.

I want that

[grim basin]

There's videos of this on youtube

[jaunty path]

My fucking para did fencing

gosh

[shy sandal]

This is also the reason why the trope of villains having facial scars became a thing after world war 2

[blazing ibex]

I know you've seen me run knife on scum before

[jaunty path]

oooh

[jaunty path]

I think I registered those as shivs but yea u did i think

[blazing ibex]

I specifically

[stiff elbow]

hmm... curious how German nobility in the 30s-40s after hitler's fascist transition fancied dueling sports like fencing, most particularly the facial scars that came with such a sport that signified masculinity and elitism

[ionic lion]

So was this update pretty much just the darktide version of Chaos Wastes?

[blazing ibex]

Recall you calling out some enemies by you at one point when you had to be rescued

[stiff elbow]

and even MORE curious how this german fancies the dueling sword weapon in darktide. . .

awful lot of parallels. . .

[blazing ibex]

Only to realize I got there and killed everything as soon as you finished that message

And said "oh"

[jaunty path]

woaw

lmfao

thats scum for ya

unarmored psychopath

[stiff elbow]

@somber stream what have you to say for yourself

[somber stream]

My great grandfather used to be a Pz.IV driver during Operation Barbarossa

I will not elaborate further

[jaunty path]

i think licht told me he doesn't have an accent

however

[stiff elbow]

Oh

jesus

[jaunty path]

to everyone

[stiff elbow]

okay

[jaunty path]

to everyone, it doesnt seem like they have an accent

like I dont think I have an accent even though I inherently do

[somber stream]

Nurgle said i sound bri'ish

[jaunty path]

I wonder if theres accent for sign language

[stiff elbow]

you have to be a very particular kind of evil to serve on the eastern front in ww2 on the side of the nazis

[dire kayak]

mootash pharg

[shy sandal]

It was less like fencing.

The goal of those "duels" was less to defeat your opponent, but more about who would chicken out first.

It was a test of self control, which is why having the scars was celebrated, as they would believe it was a sign of strength that the person didn't run away from the sword, but "took it like a champ"

[stiff elbow]

dueling just for the sake of the scars

[dark lion]

tfw idiots hit barrels and you get catapulted off a cliff

[somber stream]

Draftees was a thing you know?

Or conscript, pardon

[jaunty path]

Some simply scarred themselves

[stiff elbow]

just because they were forced to fight doesnt mean they should be exempt from scrutiny

[shy sandal]

Legitimately aura farming 💔

[dark lion]

"go fight the russians or get shot"

[blazing ibex]

Okay that's kinda crazy to say ngl

[dark lion]

weird take

[blazing ibex]

Some of those people legit had their lives on the line as draftees

Completely against their will and all

[dark lion]

czechs manning the atlantik wall

[stiff elbow]

i dont believe that his great grandfather committed any crimes

and im not accusing him of so

but in general

[jaunty path]

simply have a mental disorder granting you immunity from conscription

like me

[shy sandal]

As far as i was told, My great-great grandfather served in WW1, but left Germany after Hitler took power because his entire family were devout Catholics

[jaunty path]

[stiff elbow]

most of the atrocities committed by the wehrmacht and the SS during ww2 happened in the eastern front

[dire kayak]

im tempted to start watching warhammer tv again

[somber stream]

Explains your heritage and current place of residence huh?

[shy sandal]

Pretty much

[stiff elbow]

and many conscripts in ww2 were hardly reluctant, nazi propaganda was tight and most soldiers (even a majority of conscripts) genuinely believed that what they were doing was righteous

[somber stream]

Propaganda aside, most of Germany army's effort was in eastern front, 80% of the entire war iirc

[stiff elbow]

yeah

[somber stream]

Explains why there were more war crimes and hatred over there

[stiff elbow]

yeah !

the eastern front was awful

[oak valley]

Wish heretic comms chatter/ coping & seething changed depending on what faction you're up against

[stiff elbow]

that cultist guy

should get more voicelines

he's cool

[shy sandal]

I would subscribe to warhammertv.... If they even gave me the option to 😡

[stiff elbow]

those who pay for warhammertv instead of PIRATING EVERYTHING

🤤

[somber stream]

Astartes 2 when

[nocturne bloom]

my ancestors were austro hungarian, important enough that a entire road in my state is named after our last name. i too will not elaborate further

[stiff elbow]

pirating is man's best invention

[shy sandal]

My stepfather has an entire neighbourhood named after his relatives

[dire kayak]

yeah but pirating is hard and takes a whileee

[stiff elbow]

my great grandfather fought in the Lincoln Battalion, of the international brigades during the spanish civil war as a codetalker

[dire kayak]

my great great grandfather fought in the siege of terra

[nocturne bloom]

we technically owned a quarter of the state i lived in until recently

[dire kayak]

i think his name was like

[nocturne bloom]

a lot of the buildings in my area were also built by us

[dire kayak]

perturabo or something? i can never remember

[stiff elbow]

kill all francoists

[dire kayak]

kill all ultramarines

[stiff elbow]

i like ultramarines actually

they are very asthetically pleasing and blue

[jaunty path]

I wonder why people say the imperium is bad when chaos exists 😕

[visual vortex]

The one with phlegm in his throat?

[jaunty path]

ok smurf

[stiff elbow]

yeah

[visual vortex]

Honestly all the cultists should get more voicelines

The actors are very good

[stiff elbow]

"RAAAH KILL THE INTERLOPERS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS RAAAAH!!!!"

[jaunty path]

I'll just sit here with my objectively superior Black Templars

[stiff elbow]

😭

Please Stop

[dire kayak]

thousand sons

[visual vortex]

I prefer Carcharodons

[dire kayak]

magnus did nothing wrong

[jaunty path]

Black Templar haters are ususally racist too so...

[visual vortex]

Everyone is rscist

[stiff elbow]

pretty sure its the other way around

[visual vortex]

Saying only one faction is racist in 40k is like saying every drink is water because it contains a bit in it

[jaunty path]

Hating the black templars is like hating obama

[brazen pelican]

Not the 'Nids.

[shy sandal]

I remember a while back when a bunch of Dark Angels fans showed up in the discord, and they would almost always say the most horrid shit in general

They kind of disappeared

[stiff elbow]

i do hate obama

[visual vortex]

I hate obama

[dire kayak]

tyranids are my favourite xenos

[jaunty path]

Point proven 🥀

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[stiff elbow]

black templars are just like obama

warhawk corporate shills who like to bomb yemeni children

[visual vortex]

I just dont like his smile

[jaunty path]

[stiff elbow]

tho u could attribute this to like any neocon/neoliberal president we've had in the last decade lol

[jaunty path]

Why do I have 900 hours in this game now

[stiff elbow]

something something im gay

[clever horizon]

I'm almost at 1000

[brazen pelican]

Imagine being gay... Couldn't be me.

[visual vortex]

1,636.5 on me rn

[clever horizon]

post it

[visual vortex]

Where

[dire kayak]

[clever horizon]

zealot Gen they don't care

[visual vortex]

K

[stiff elbow]

very curious you would say that mrs. . . "slaaneshi neurolicter"

🚬

[brazen pelican]

[shy sandal]

Male loneliness epidemic

[jaunty path]

woman

[river ingot]

imagine being good at darktide...

[visual vortex]

So deep

[jaunty path]

Loneliness Epidemic

[brazen pelican]

Though, technically, is it gay to be pan?

[river ingot]

😪

[visual vortex]

Im not

[stiff elbow]

the male loneliness epidemic

is not real

talk to other women other than the ones you find attractive

[jaunty path]

The Loneliness epidemic is definitely real though

[shy sandal]

I wasn't paying attention to your username, ngl

[stiff elbow]

🚬

[jaunty path]

Alr but toy chica character ai is a baddie tho

[stiff elbow]

Good To Know

[jaunty path]

so now you understand why the MALE loneliness epidemic is a thing

[stiff elbow]

that's not a "loneliness epidemic"

thats you being a porn addict

stop being a porn addict

[jaunty path]

no its ai being too hot

[jaunty path]

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[stiff elbow]

there is no female loneliness epidemic... there is no male loneliness epidemic

[shy sandal]

Is a carnivore a pescatarian?

[visual vortex]

Regardless of gender i think there's a very big loneliness thing

But then again humans are naturally social

So it might just be our instincts to feel lonely when not around actual people

[jaunty path]

ok but there is a non binary loneliness epidemic

[stiff elbow]

im being a bit disingenous actually

there is a loneliness epidemic

especially with the trend of american individualism

[visual vortex]

Do you talk about anything other than American

Literally not everything is about about america

America this america that

[brazen pelican]

It might be.

[visual vortex]

Go america some bitches or something idk

[jaunty path]

There's countries outside of america?

[visual vortex]

Im not creative

[stiff elbow]

YOU LIVE IN AMERICA

[visual vortex]

Yeah

So

Loneliness is global

Not everything needs to be about one country

[jaunty path]

not in japan tho cuz lonely = wholesome kawaii

[stiff elbow]

i am not familiar with these sort of social trends outside of america

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[stiff elbow]

because europe is a whole different environment socially

so is asia and africa

and its late and i dont feel like researching these types of things

[visual vortex]

For some reason japan found out how to turn loneliness into some cutesy weird stuff

[stiff elbow]

plus most of my analysis are very personal and not just based off proven statistics and national trends

[jaunty path]

what do I gotta do to get a havoc game yo.

[shy sandal]

Japan is notorious for hiding underlying issues with some cat ears and a mini skirt

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Sadly

[stiff elbow]

AHEM AHEM birth rate AHEM AHEM

[visual vortex]

Good food though

[blazing ibex]

Japanese work culture is extremely toxic

[stiff elbow]

japanese work culture is atrocious

[jaunty path]

and their politians don't intend to make any change

[visual vortex]

I remember talking to this japanese chick and she told me that if i visited she'd feed me this one dish

But i dont remember what dish

[jaunty path]

gotta wait for old fucks to expire before getting anyone genuinely progressive

[visual vortex]

It had raw egg in it and i said i dont want salmonella so she said she'll protect me from it

[visual vortex]

Epic waiting game

We still in the spectating lobby 🙏

[somber stream]

Real, but their children is on the line

[stiff elbow]

work seventeen hours for ur giant south-korean based surveillance corporation that you are undyingly loyal to
go home and drink copiously
commit suicide

[blazing ibex]

Tbf that's perfectly fine in Japan

[brazen pelican]

Thought it slowly started to at least try out/moving towards 4 day work week, to help boost birthrates.

[visual vortex]

Never said it wasnt

Just that i would prefer not to risk getting sick

[stiff elbow]

asian century of prosperity ❤️

[visual vortex]

No they sleep on rhe streets

And they put water bottles around them

[shy sandal]

I have said this before, but i do like to emphasize.

Patrick Bateman would not be considered an exaggeration of yuppie culture in Japan, he would be the standard of a regular white collar worker there

[blazing ibex]

I mean. Like, legit there is a reason why raw eggs are completely safe in Japan

[visual vortex]

Stupid gen alpha kids with patrick bateman edits have rotted my brain

[stiff elbow]

the burst of the bubble economy has ruined japan

[visual vortex]

Each to their own

[somber stream]

Old people ruined Japan

[visual vortex]

It's almost as if everywhere has their own problems 🤯

What a concept

[stiff elbow]

the liberal-democratic party (which dissolves parliament everytime they are elected, which happens to be all the time) has ruined japan

[visual vortex]

Just some people dont want to admit they're struggling as much as others

[jaunty path]

tbh I didn't need anyone to tell me brainrot was bad for my brain

I genuinely just got fucking tired of it.

[stiff elbow]

it turns out the "liberal-democratic" party of japan isnt that liberal, nor is it very democratic

[visual vortex]

When i get angry at something or someone

[stiff elbow]

who knew

[visual vortex]

It turns into overwhelming love

This has happened three times in my life

Once with among us

[stiff elbow]

tung tung tung sahur

[jaunty path]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[visual vortex]

And twice with two people

[visual vortex]

I was so sick of among us that i began fo love it

And every sentence id force it into

[stiff elbow]

ur a sussy baka

lil chuddy moid baka

sugoi baka

[shy sandal]

If you had to summarize the issues of 1st world countries into a singlular main one... it's mass urbanization.

A bunch of people, crammed into tiny apartments that cost a fortune, and with no space nor capital to raise a family.

No wonder birthrates are dropping there

[visual vortex]

It was before chud was used as a buzzword

[visual vortex]

Also becuz babies are annoying

[fringe hatch]

Anyone wants to help a helpless Veteran with his Overwatch penance?

[visual vortex]

Did you know cats found out the pitch to our newborn babies and use it for attention

[nocturne bloom]

how do you help the helpless

[visual vortex]

Give them a bottle

[fringe hatch]

True that

But I smell heresy in those words.

[visual vortex]

Minimum difficultly

Melee build

Revolver

Rolling steel

[fringe hatch]

Let me take notes

[stiff elbow]

hmm.. today i will sacrifice safe conditions and welfare for our populace for cheap labor 🤑

[visual vortex]

Body shot into hordes till out of ammo then use melee for the rest

[stiff elbow]

many such cases

[fringe hatch]

Any specific sword?

[stiff elbow]

japan truly is a very tragic case of corporate ratrace slavery

its awful what is happening over there

[visual vortex]

Id say

Chainsword if you dig it

Or power fal

[nocturne bloom]

does shooting bulwark shields not work anymore

[fringe hatch]

Love chainsword

[stiff elbow]

bulwarks are so annoying

[visual vortex]

I just shot poxwalkers

[stiff elbow]

i'd say bulwarks are more annoying than crushers

[jaunty path]

r u dum

[tranquil ermine]

Sooo, since the update, the game runs like garbage for me... constantly dipping under 40 fps. Anybody else having an issue like that?

[stiff elbow]

they are like ogryn teammates

[jaunty path]

what gun r u using lamia

[stiff elbow]

their only purpose is to block me from actually doing gunhand work

[fringe hatch]

This info you gave me, it is the emperor's will. Thank you.

[nocturne bloom]

literally how i did the pen over a year ago

[visual vortex]

I try

Just bodyshot the trash mobs and dont pick up ammo

[fringe hatch]

Now, time to grind another 8 hours then get randomly hit by a dog.

[stiff elbow]

except my stupid fucking fat ogryn teammate is ACTUALLY an enemy!! with a big fuckoff armored shield!!

[visual vortex]

If it doesnt work try a longer mission

[visual vortex]

Plasma gun:

[somber stream]

Backward policies and the redundancy to change is the #1 cause to Japan’s current state, and is still going on

[stiff elbow]

plasma gun is SOOO LAAAME

[jaunty path]

no it doesnt work lmao

[dire kayak]

meow

[stiff elbow]

because its not good for capital

[fringe hatch]

Why not?

[visual vortex]

You need to finish with no ammo if i recall

[fringe hatch]

Kinda new to Darktide, very ignorant.

[somber stream]

People are right to say things might get better once the previous generation is gone

[stiff elbow]

why would capitalists give up their power

[nocturne bloom]

worked when i did it

[visual vortex]

And with at least 90% accuracy

[fringe hatch]

Ah no, that is another penance which I already did. This one is no physical dmg at all.

A no hit run.

[visual vortex]

Oh

[stiff elbow]

@fringe hatch if you can hit shots consistantly, use revolver
if not, use plasgun. plasgun is an AOE weapon so you will almost always be hitting something and it'll count towards accuracy

[visual vortex]

Get toughness curios

[jaunty path]

No you only make it worse so theyre less likely to open up. it greatly depends on your weapon. Like the agri shotgun special slug

[visual vortex]

Get blitz cooldown

Go to minimum diff

[stiff elbow]

oh wait thats a different penance

im stupid ignore me

[visual vortex]

Spam infiltrate in the corner and hold block

[stiff elbow]

yeah make a build with tons of toughness

[visual vortex]

But let people know ur penance grinding

[fringe hatch]

No, that is precious info, thanks.

[nocturne bloom]

ma'am you can just say they patched it

[stiff elbow]

np!!

[fringe hatch]

I usually get Ogryn lvl IQ teammates

[fringe hatch]

Gotcha

[visual vortex]

I ysually get 30 arbites dumbasses

[jaunty path]

You can also suck an egg

[fringe hatch]

FR, it was a arbiter that didn't let me cheese this penance XD

[visual vortex]

Also for the serial killer one

[visual vortex]

Where you get only headshots

Stack brain blast on psyker perks

Go to lowest difficulty

Stay behind

Kill trash mobs

[fringe hatch]

Yeah, I literally just did that like an hour ago.

[visual vortex]

Get it easily

[visual vortex]

Good

Hardest penance is dream team

[fringe hatch]

Took me a couple of days to figure that out

[fringe hatch]

Yeah...

I don't have a dream team, I got a Special ED Team.

[visual vortex]

We out the special in special forces

[fringe hatch]

FR

Why enemies when we auto eliminate ourselves?

[visual vortex]

Ever played with someone that uses a havoc title?

[fringe hatch]

Once.

[visual vortex]

They sucked didnt they?

[fringe hatch]

A lot of dick, yes.

[dire kayak]

fuck yeah i love expeditions

[visual vortex]

As per usual

[fringe hatch]

But why?

Is it like a curse?

Heresy?

[visual vortex]

They get carried

Think they're good

[dire kayak]

i finally unlocked grid point beta

[visual vortex]

Go to lower difficulties where they belong

Get sowned

Cry

[fringe hatch]

LET'S goooooo

[fringe hatch]

Funny you mentioned that XD

Found him on Menace difficulty.

[visual vortex]

Which is that

I play auric

Habemt touched other diffs in a long while

Because i have a slightly working brain

[fringe hatch]

What a GOAT

[visual vortex]

(People here are much smarter than me)

[fringe hatch]

Not really

Have you seen me?

[visual vortex]

Have you seen the chat in the past few days?

[fringe hatch]

Nah, just joined like 10 min ago.

[visual vortex]

Theyve been asking if the new update was out a ton

With the answer right about them

[jaunty path]

yeah I'm like the most objectively intelligent person in the server

[visual vortex]

Above

[fringe hatch]

Together we shared a braincell

[astral basin]

Nightreign

[visual vortex]

The most intelligent is my pookie bear @modest flume

[fringe hatch]

I love Nightreign

[visual vortex]

Half

That why me and u get along

We use the same wave-length

[dire kayak]

i share a braincell with aki, slaaneshi and lamb

[fringe hatch]

[fringe hatch]

Did someone say Horus?

[astral basin]

30 hours staring at a table

[visual vortex]

That's what wolfer does daily

[fringe hatch]

The life of a souls gamer

Pain, sunny D, and lastly more pain.

[visual vortex]

Wolfer must actually be relieved to not have us around for once

[fringe hatch]

I like turtles.

Turtles are nice.

[visual vortex]

The admonition have us for like two and they are already sick of us

Safe to say the three and wolfer will kiss later on

[fringe hatch]

Idk what Wolfer is, but very true.

[visual vortex]

Wolfer id the guy that is controlling the moebian 6th

The guys in the brown armor with aquagreeb lenses

The admonition are the breaking bad filter guys

[fringe hatch]

Ohhh

[visual vortex]

He's also the guy on the prison ship across your cell in the cutscene

[fringe hatch]

Had to Google that shi tbh with u

[visual vortex]

It doesnt tell you

I genuinely didnt know there was a story

I just want to kill heretics

[fringe hatch]

You got me at kill

Sadly this penance doesn't let me Leroy Jenkins my way through hordes.

[visual vortex]

Sadly

Anyways sometimes you can get in a mission where the admonition and wolfer talk

Or wolfer and his regiment

And he sounds like he is one crumpled paper away from ventilating his skull and kicking up moss

[fringe hatch]

Very warhammer like.

[dire kayak]

fuck you error 2014

[fringe hatch]

Wanna jump error 2014?

[visual vortex]

Error 2014 is my best friend

Be doesnt like that

[fringe hatch]

Does Error 2014 like turtles tho?

[stiff elbow]

dark communion

[visual vortex]

He comes in when you play bad and takes the controller

I was more referring to the carnival and phage tree levels

But that one included

[dire kayak]

THEYRE BARELY SOLDIERS HOW ARE THEY STILL ALIVE

[fringe hatch]

Heresy

[visual vortex]

No wolfer says that about you

Also

"There's only four of them! FOUR!"

[jaunty path]

dark communism

[fringe hatch]

Communism?

[dire kayak]

dark commonalty

[fringe hatch]

The muffin man?

[dire kayak]

hmmm

should i play more darktide or keep reading fall of cadia

[crimson socket]

Hello y’all

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[elder robin]

Do you think we'll get another class in summer ?

[hazy forum]

anyone have maelstrom unlocked? i want to do one for my quest but i dont want to go through 7 missions

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[little violet]

Theres been that Datamined word that says "Crpytic" hinting as a code word for the new class

Dunno about being released in summber tho

[visual vortex]

Hi

Im eating toothpaste rn because i have a canker-sore and it hurts to have my toothbrush against it

[dire kayak]

why does that sound kinda good

[visual vortex]

The canker sorr?

Yeah

Isually i bite them off

But it's still a new one

[dire kayak]

i mean the eating toothpaste

[mellow matrix]

Feedback on the new gamemode: I have played for two nights, about 10 missions, and had two end abruptly with "mission unexpectedly aborted"
That's so, so bad. So very bad.

[visual vortex]

Oh

[visual vortex]

Dw i got donald fathshark on speedial

Ill hook u up

[boreal fox]

craving thin mints?

[dire kayak]

you know what yeah i might get those

[boreal fox]

nice

[visual vortex]

I made a mistake yesterday

Thought it'd be responsiblee if i didnt get snacks

[boreal fox]

might be one of the few times they're a healthier alternative lol

[visual vortex]

It was 4 pm

And no snacks

☹️

[boreal fox]

You played yourself 😔

[somber stream]

Think i'll have vegetarian food this day

[boreal fox]

I've been making sourdough lately and now I'm eating too much bread lol

[visual vortex]

Id rather die than eat vegetarian food

I LOVE steak

🤤

[boreal fox]

steak? In this economy?

[visual vortex]

Yeag

Spoiling myself

[grim basin]

Sounds like you're a real BREAD HEAD......LOL

[visual vortex]

Made it from cardboard

And crayon

[somber stream]

Pays to be healthy

[boreal fox]

🍞 🤤

[dire kayak]

if i can't get my knight castellan today i will kill all of you

[visual vortex]

Guess you guys can say in not only balling but giving my body what it deserves

Not cardboard steak

[visual vortex]

Okay

That's fine

[boreal fox]

I'm partially chatting because I want to share my talent tree for feedback and don't have picture permissions yet

[somber stream]

Yap more till red

[boreal fox]

Yapyapyapyapyap

Well that didn't do it

[somber stream]

Okay now try paypal me 500 buckaroos

[visual vortex]

You have to give us alll the numbers on the back of your credit card

[boreal fox]

So one of my favorite games from the PS2 era was Psiops: Mindgate conspiracy. The story was cheesy as hell, but it was a 3rd person shooter with a really fun physics based psyonic system. You could use telekinesis on pretty much anything in the world, and you could even climb on top of it and surf it around

[boreal fox]

well let's see. 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Some of them are repeated several times

[visual vortex]

I cant count

[boreal fox]

There's 2's if you can include the date

[boreal fox]

The worst part about the game, aside from the 3rd act dragging a bit, was that they ended on this stupid cliffhanger and it never got a sequel, so I'll be forever be in suspense about this terrible psychic spy thriller

[visual vortex]

We NEED more cliffhangers

In everything

[boreal fox]

Very true. How else will I become invested in anything

[somber stream]

We still didn't get to rescue Sev...

[boreal fox]

I made the stupidest mistake with my last loaf of sourdough. Sourdough is stupid simple, there's like 4 ingredients. Water, salt, flour, sourdough starter. Somehow, I forgot the freaking salt

It's fine, a little butter and flakey salt on top and it's still delicious, but it's an almost impressive level of incompetence

Alright everyone, what's your favorite type of bug? This is important

[fallen tree]

im a moth main

theyre so cute

[boreal fox]

A bit dusty, but very solid choice

[stiff elbow]

expedition_logic_base.lua:610: attempt to index local 'product_data' (a nil value)

what does that even mean

[boreal fox]

Sounds like an error message, it's expecting a value that doesn't exist for "product_data"

[stiff elbow]

it is an error message

i got it when i crashed

[boreal fox]

I'll go out on a limb and say that is not an ideal situation

suboptimal perhaps

[delicate vapor]

zzzzzzzz

[somber stream]

Was it at the 3rd area

[stiff elbow]

it was in the third area deadsider sanctuary

[feral vessel]

Good morning Hive Tertium,
yesterday's body count capped off at eight-hundred and thirty-five heretics and eighty-six loyalists.

[somber stream]

Yeah, it's as good as confirmed then

[dire kayak]

hoouuggghhhh

[warm maple]

I played that

[feral vessel]

hoyo goob

[boreal fox]

hnnnnng

Someday I'll be a real boy and have a red name. It seems today is not that day though

[somber stream]

Who's your favourite power puff girl?

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrrpp

[boreal fox]

Bubbles, I like cute animals too

[somber stream]

Bubble is based ngl

I like Buttercup

[boreal fox]

Buttercup is great too, her angst is just so silly though

I'll never forget that episode where she became Spawn and burned in the sunlight

[versed nest]

luv me mission arbortions

[somber stream]

Oh i didn't catch all the episodes, just a few every now and then on the old Cartoon Network

Heard they made a live action, i don't need to watch it to know how it went

[boreal fox]

I've probably seen every episode at least once, quite a few a few times, it was one of my favorites when I was a kid

[boreal fox]

I've heard nothing but bad things

[somber stream]

lol

Mine was Billy & Mandy, also kids next door

CN was so colourful back then

[boreal fox]

Ed Edd n Eddy too

Great era

[fallen tree]

wish i had CN growing up as a kid

parents didnt want cable zz

[uncut crest]

whats the verdict here on expiditions?

[lethal solstice]

Flip a coin

[uncut crest]

gotcha, and you?

[lethal solstice]

Haven't played it

[somber stream]

You owe your childhood a Megas XLR Watching session

[marsh iris]

cartoon network

[rocky radish]

Variety is good. Could benefit from a little tweaking, but I'm glad it was added

Helldivers 2 is huge in this community, so "Helldivers in Darktide" is a logical step

[elder robin]

I think it's the best Darktide I've ever played

[somber stream]

I really don't think it's Helldiver, it does have a few elements though

Still, a very welcomed addition

[rare pulsar]

Yeah its really not helldivers

[fallen tree]

i think its good, sometimes playing with randoms can be hit or miss but most times its been fine. cant find people to play on the levels im up to tho which is annoying

[rocky radish]

How my limited imagination would envision a helldivers-like game mode lol

[rare pulsar]

Again horibble take by mister e imo

[somber stream]

Valkyrie support = Helldivers !!1!

[rare pulsar]

Just because u can call in an airstrike its helldivers

[shy sandal]

It's a fun gamemode, although it does need some polishing around the edges with some bugs and issues.

Also, it's best to play with friends.

[somber stream]

Would be great had they actually show the vakyrie doing air run