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Lowk me
I NEED THAT SHIT
As long as i have it
And my team doesnt
Good game
10/10
the shittiest thing that happened to me today was being the last one alive for exctraction 0.5 second before the end of the timer wich meant I could no longer progress the timer since apparently "most of the team must be present" means at least 2 even if you're only one dude ALIVE
Use that shit in front of them

I was not even making that joke
I prefer Rudolf Rocker personally
(the scum pulled the new boss and got the team wiped by the hounds)
Because in the mind of a heretic, strapping one of your comrades with explosives and having them detonate somewhat randomly is a more economical use of manpower than just giving them a gun
karl marx realising that commodity fetishism is actually really cool cus u can buy 5 cents worth of in-game currency for 5 dollars and get a digital cosmetic with it
Karl Marx when he discovers capitalisim
Why buy cosmetics when the best outfit is the 6th armor that u get for free
I ynderstand why nobody wears the sixth or havoc psyker one tho
Karkx
Das Kapital(ism)
Nah, steel legion da best
Are the first five any good?
I don't know who that is but spending a lot of time on the area doesn't change the fact that there's no point to it being this big
well karl marx was alive during capitalism in it's earlier forms but he didnt account for how cool cosmetics are in video games
$20
Thought it was a psyker fucking up the game for everyone just like all psykers
there's one medicae, two tables an a bin

Truth nuke right there tbh
woah i see
7 is the cannibalistic loyalist regiment
worth it
sorry i was not familiar with ur game
They were exiled cannonically
π₯
the psyker was already dead, obviously
Because they cannibalized the 9th
Karl Marx never got to buy the Oblivion horse armor π
Tell me more. Sounds like my kind of crew. Biomass and all, you know?
Yeah, sorry, I barreled them two rooms ago and they flew into a Crusher overhead 
I was referencing 7 8 9
Makes sense
TRUE
Even better, they were a smite psyker
if i saw that in game i would fall off my fucking chair
Be the change you want to see 
died causing they didnβt pull out the melee + they were throwing when a few ragers showed up
Ah! Didn't notice, I'm stupid. 
Thw change is me yelling at my team
And telling them not even noah could carry those animals
karl marx hitting you to "borrow" money to buy the new cosmetic on his favorite video game 
Sadly joke not funny anymore 8(
I'm sorry. :<
Well your actions are dictated by both a warp goddess and a hive mind beyond mortal comprehension, its understandable to have an amount of brainfog 
it was a headburst bubble trauma staff psyker
And don't forget the drugs.
Nah, they make you think clearer, block fodder
Because rhey all have the bitch ass cring nay nay baby loner voices
this one had the french lady voice
I'm still mad the male voice are either german or african accent
I mean, works for me, I just dont think about what life was like before the drugs, cant have been that good, I'd remember if it was 
the french-algerian accent on the femsavant is peak
Seet
i love her
Seer
i will eat one of you.
If it was so good, it wouldn't have changed, right?!
Duck i cant type
I don't know the names, I just know how they sound
The German loner Psyker is such a prick and im so here for it 
The seer talks about beloved
I hate the loner
I love female Loner. :>
If i met either loner voices irl
I would best them to desth
And leave their corpse on the curb
the one you hate you mean?
Bingo 
Where they geling
I love seer
The most stereotypical german mad scientist voice they could have gone for. It's amazing 
the masc loner is actually a testament to how annoying germans are
"Ze air, it's so dry and bitter..
..just like me!"
Gets me every time 
tf is a mascloner
masc loner
It represents the European culture perfectly actually
as in male loner
ah
Both loners actually
is it the german boy?
fem loner is more bearable i think
Because they cry about others instead of worrying about themselves
but shes still annoying
"Psykers are all the same, you all go bad in the end!"
Male Loner: "Propaganda, some of us go bad straight away!"
They really captured the beauty of german mannerisms and humour
I think all the Psykers are annoying by design, it's only right for there to be an appropriate amount of hatred for such abominations within a 40K community 
It's revolting
Truly glorious 
only the loner is to me
I love it so much. 
Every time i have a loner voice in my lobby i have to lock in so i dont start swinging
is left over salvage carried over?
Loner is a brat
Like most europeans
Pretty representative of their culture actually
Cheers 
i guess that's by design because they are so snifflish and preformative in their "hate" against the imperium that they've outed themselves in the process so they kinda just learn that they shouldn't care about how people think about them
hence the loner
Loner is alone because of how narcissistic they are
And how they think they're better than others
(Like europeans)
depends on the european
Funny way to spell "Americans" there.
central europeans are kinda like that
I mean, if I could explode people's heads with my fucking mind, I'd be power-tripping too 
Ive never met a european that isnt a crybaby and insufferable
Their entire culturenis
"IM FROM HERE! SO IM BETTER!"
eastern europeans are kinda a spectrum
Yes, we are the truly developed world, the rest of you are peasents 
probably delusion fueled by being told they'll be nothing more than a mistake or something
Just germans 
source: lived there for too long
You're the most kind european ive met
I'm British, I wouldn't count on it 
Did I just blew stuff? WITH MY MIND?
For the love of the emperor please fix the crashes :/
Did you know
Being British? No, being an insufferable cunt? Ehhh, it varies 
they got funded for another one
Right? Who wouldnt be powertripping being able to do that 
I was quoting forspoken btw, not dustborne
Being an asshole to other people doesnt want them to move to your country
I know
heard forspoken wasn't even that bad, people just got cringed by it

So noone wants to move anywhere they weren't born then?
And there was another
No
Are germans careful about being patriotic
Americans dont want to leave their country
because like
You'd bloody well hope so 
Because we can drive six gours and stil lbe in the same country
yeeaah
And be in an entirely different enviroment
a french youtuber scammed eu funding to make a video game a few years ago
shit was legendary
i love the savant
It was very
Bland
the french-algerian accent is so perfect
Like
As long as no sporting event is taking place. For those its DEUTSCHLAND!! DEUTSCHLAND!!
It felt cookiexutter
I could do that here, but I'd still be surrounded by British people 
You guys can bike and enter a different country
I think you dont understand how big america actually is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bCmO-39y1U check this absolute crap
bro milked the absolute shit out of every funding he could find for this
I don't think you understand how big the UK is 
Big
But not as hig as america
You can fit most of europe into america
And it wont touch more than two corners of the country
do you keep left over salvage?
With half of the countey to spare
No you can't, most of Europe wouldn't move to America 
why do you say french algerian? doesn't sound algerian to me
what am I witnessing
And americans dont wwnt to move to europe
Why would we surround ourselves with more assholes
You're already surrounded by assholes? Whats the difference? 
Those are californians
Other states are nicer
And we dont make being american our personality
Because we know europeans will make a healthcare joke
Coulda fooled me 
Yes bery funny
US: 9,833,520 km2 total land area.
Europe: 10,186,000 km2.
How so?
How much of that is russia?
Tho
sounds algerian to me
And how much of russia is uninhabited
sounds like a natively english speaker trying to do a french accent to me

Brother most American's I've ever had the pleasure of interacting with are patriotic to a fault 
Most europeans ive met are insufferable
yeah new mode is just straight up garbage bro
Snd act like people across a fucking ocean bother them
How many of the americans are californian?
You do bother us 
to be fair the people across the ocean basically control them
Or from west west?
Because the insufferable ones travel to the states
The less annoying ones just bother their neighbours
Europe has a population density of about 72.9/km2.
The US is 37.4/km2.
commiefornia is a blight upon the us
and their economic customs and their alliances and their arms dealings and their foreign relations and their policy and decision making
I hate california
I actually fucking hate california
If i had any political power
I wond remove all funds from california
Because We Are The Global Police π πΊπΈ
commiefornia is basically not even a state
we must project power on EVERYTHING
It's an actual moderator
we must be THE watchdog
Uou xant publish shit if it offends them
Why you bitches talking about Cali when we could be talking about drugs?
do me a favor and shut up
And your pathetic attempts at an empire still pales to what we had 
im not apart of the amerikan empire
Every country sucks
That's the thing
A lot of us recognize that
im apart of the indigenous population they raped and killed
if you're british congrats, you got your asses kicked by farmers and tradesmen
We dont defend america for what it is
they dont gaf about us
Shh, I'm tryin to wind him up 
But what it can be
it's a mask-off extravaganza in here tonight damn
ah i see i see
The Brits were in Vietnam? 
go bitch to billie eilish about your stolen land
So were irish
Tunnel rats
LMAO
what prompted this π
we should have thrown more into nam, there was no reason to not just shitroll the chinese
such a confusing statement π
Billie ellish will cry aboutnland
But not let me move into her mansion
That she owns on stolen land
what?
any1 know hwo to get truesolo to work, i need to test stuff in h40 but i cwash every tiem :[
mod's probably not working right now because of the new patch
Billie elish made a stupid comment about stolen land on like the grammies
go here for updates
Don't worry Mal, matey is going off and being bitter, has been for a while, we're just taking the piss 
Idk been a while
we're talking about YOU
LMAO
the fuck did Billie Eilish do? 
Im a very bitter man
thanks
Say stupid shit
And get tomatoes thrown at her for a stupid comment
Why would I be moderated? I'm not the one salting constantly? 
Something about not stealing land
'no one is illegal on stolen land' comment at the grammy awards. and she has a huge mansion on native american land. the tribe contacted her asking for it back, received no comment
that still doesn't tell me anything
But her mansion is on land she doesnt own by her logic
i think this applies to the three of you
very sad
I can acknowledge it
Others cant
Fun fact: Guilliman got drunk with Space Wolves
And i dont justify it
yeah, she owns a giant mansion on ancestreal, federally recognized tongvan tribal lands
Im bitter man
What did I do? 
whats the difference between different grid points?
But we cant move in π
I mean a White Woman talking about Stolen land isn't the first time that has happened, but what does that have to do with what ant said? π
im not apart of the tongvan peoples
In the new game mode?
the modifiers mainly
im comanche
something about being indigenous people that were raped and displaced
im from shithole oklahoma
We cant own land tho
Therefore
I will be moving into her mansion
you're complaining about being kicked out of oklahoma?
He must of had to drink like 100 beers to get drunk. 
ok so are you assuming they are just being pretentious and lying?
no thank the lord i dont live in oklahoma anymore
i hate oklahoma its a wasteland out there
Im from michigan
Hi everygyatty
Sadly we don't know how much he drank, but he did get a hangover
stg every single major update the fascists come out of the woodworks for some reason
At least we're not from californian
go play the game
im from the democratic people's republic of taxachusetts
california i hear is very nice
Buzzword
His mom was annoyed
ca is a shithole
true
California sucks
It's desert
With a big pipe going through it
Because they dont know that if yoy boil water
NCR is a better version of california
the entire west coast is a silicon valley tech stronghold
Sounds like a fun guy to go out on the piss with 
You can get freshwater
I hate California because I live here, but like there is a very clear reason why the US shoved all of the Ohio river tribes into Oklahoma π
I will actively avoid going to CA as much as possible
even if going on orders i will fight to not go to san diego or some shit
π«©
I lived in Cali. San Clemente is fun
When i enter the military
And if they make me go to california
im 8 years in
I will quit
Good luck
you can't
thousands of years of raping and looting and pillaging and forced assimilation got us THIS
slightly off-topic but isn't it weird how these guys all usually end up saying the same things when prompted? if you mention california they all usually reply with some variation of "california sucks" and they all have the same odd reasons that are all based off of some shit they hear from joe rogan. it's kinda funny.
man... this colonialism thing sure is bad
The true test is being deployed in californian
yeah
that is a bit odd
genuinely think they're bots some of them
Yeah
it's wicked
nah this is true 100%
why do we hate california
The people
i think because it's a blue state
i think california is quite alright
i hate it because its kinda culturally fake and represents capitalistic entropy
Thanks to the Expedition mode, it's now confirmed Male Bounty Hunter and Female Maul are banging
every country is quite alright in its own way
This is fun as hell to watch unfold as a european 
it's a checkbox state
they hate California because they hate poor people being homeless π
Ugh
commiefornia is dogshit because its criminally expensive, everything causes cancer, and it is the 6th highest state for violent crime
I hate california because it sucks
why do you call it commiefornia
this is literally all american political discourse online right now, it's hilarious
As bad as it's been over the years (sadly) it also resulted in a lot of aspects of the modern world. Is a complicated discussion and not one you can really have on discord coz people are incapable of nuance
they watch too much clickbait videos about homeless people in LA idk
because its also a hard blue liberal cesspool
THERE IT IS
I dont watch videos about california
we gotem

You called it. 
@fair bridge theres ur answer i guess
I genuinely just hate California
mf i am from mass, i know what dogshit blue govs look like
And the people
mask off fuck it mask off
Im from michigan
thank you, i am a genius
Bleeds into everything unfortunately. But hey, I get the occasional laugh out of it
to be fair... gavin newsom hasnt actually done anything to help his state out
AG of mass won gov election, immediately puts her old fuck buddy into her old job
No AC? π₯Ί
The only thing good from california was spore
Everything else stinks
and if he ever gets into presidential office, he'll probably pave the way for another progressivist downfall and lead to... another neoconservative/neoliberal despot
You know, I gotta start talking about how nice Cali is. Itβs like premium ragebait 
I hate Cali because every scrap of land is worth thousands of dollars for some reason
you can have that one for free
not really
I should get political power
I'm half-asian so i do not have the pre-programmed european hatred for cooling devices
So i can hate california more
Haha no red meats
i will do 20 years of mil service and run for office
my platform will be "i want to change the stupid shit"
yes
My platform
I will kill californian
Not the people
The stayep
I want to kill the state
I will go there and kick the ground
i dont think the conversation of neocolonialism should come up here
That'll show it
who's that guy who makes those clickbait videos of him harassing homeless people?
And this is why Europe is superior
We don't need to fight over political discourse on an app, we'll just go out and stab or bludgeon one another over it in the real world 
whats your favourite imperial world?
the first world
OH WAIT in warhammer
uhm
La macarena
yeah, europe, the superior area. who depends on the US for most of it's defense
Just donβt point out the racism problem in Europe 
I have an idea, Give Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and Califonia back to Mexico
problem solved 
To be fair, every now and then my mind strays to the elegance of the guillotine.
Nato= needs america to operate
you are so good at ragebait
i wish to be like you
Give Michigan the toronto area
β€οΈ
Noone argues when that's a risk, maybe we need to bring it back π€
if we have more capital punishment, crime rate goes down, prison costs go down, js
dont waste materials on the guillotine, just let me eat who you want dead
I could cut that sarcasm with a knife 
Oooh, good idea! 
its not sarcasm
Question is anyone else disconnecting mid expedition due to connection error?
!
No
'don't commit violent crimes, or we will fucking kill you'
Skill issue
We shoukd bring back the pear
Well then I am very flattered ma'am π«‘
I wish.
Got an error number?
Just roll a better internet connection smh
Thats 2 missions in a row i get 3rd scavenging sight and game quits.
capital punishment is one of humanity's worst excesses that solves virtually nothing, and only exacerbates issues with corrupt judicial systems (as seen in the US and europe)
i will not talk about it here cus i dont think im allowed to
Thinking about it, about the expeditions, the one thing that would probably help a lot, is allowing for weapon modifications...
I'll get it once i see it again and sceenshot it.
wait i figured out what the tech-remnants are for
i support not protecting sex offenders and exclusively sticking them in prisons with violent offenders
No, we're too busy leaving our connectivity infrastructure above ground so it gets rekt every time there is a stiff breeze 
if you get enough of them you can upgrade your server connection and stop the crashes
I support complete exile for anyone that touches kids.
it all makes sense now,,,
Youβre all already miles past rule 11 so might as well keep going
And the brig
Fuck it
Actually no
So it goes out every Windsday? 
Put them in the funny head stocks
Booo! 
i will Think About IT More
what are these 'rules'
Let the public throw ricks at then till they kick up moss
i see no law here
Damn, I kinda miss the silly hypothetical "would you rather have crab claws or roller skate feet" questions we had a couple of hours ago
And by ricks i mean rick and mortu
your god is dead
has it devolved again?
im playing ogryn rn
crab claws
I just cut myself on that edge a little bit
Would you rather have bushy eyebrows or a roman nose
crab claws
infinite food glitch
How many times did you flip your hair while typing
worse 
cringe
hungry? remove claw. eat claw. grow claw back later
well actually, dilara said that if im not being a "chud" then i can talk about whatever i want i think
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ If you guys like political discussions in the western hemisphere, you should probably watch this
Clearly an IP grabber
I want crab claws so i can pick people up and throw them
so this is my idea,
Give the South West to Mexico
Give Canada to Inuit
Give the Bible Belt to Haiti
Give Florida to Cuba
Give the Midwest to Oklahoma
and give the East Coast to Sicily
The Americans are fighting again
why are you looking at me like that slaaneshi 
Iβm so fucking evil and freaky
i support kaldor drago being the silver knight
I'm actually a genius
make me world leader
Click it an find out
Slaaneshi is lame
Slaanesh?
Idk
european man what are ur opinions on the indigenous peoples of america
Khorne cooler
Slaanesh enjoys giving her servants crab claws.
im a tzeentch shill
Iβm too lazy
does this mean im your servant now?
π₯°
It was Rick Astely anyway 
Henlo, friend!
because i like mick's comic of the daemon custodes being the only legitimate endorsement of GW bullshit fanon making it into a book
Oh, I am not her. Merely a loyal subject.
DON'T DO IT
When are we getting an AI video of Rick Astley doing 6 7
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
your bio terrifies me every time i open it
They got fucked over. Like all indigenous people. Don't know the specifics of american ones but the ones from my home country had it rough
Why 
Boo
Well thats disappointing
yeah
Greetings and salutations, friend
AAH
Hello honey
Hi boo
How ya been? :3
im not a big fan of 'reparations' or the acts of organizing solely for materialistic 'reparations'
You should tap on the totally safe link im going to send you within the week
i used to organize a lot with my friends around indigenous communities concering reperations
I'm just a lil' Slaaneshi Bug trying their best. :<
you wouldnt believe how trusting i am 
Yoy are gullible i think
Another reason we, in Europe, are the more advanced people, reperations? Only if you're German 
yes
based
now is not the time for recriminations dear orgustine
America made spore tho
demanding germany pay reparations has had poor results in the past
Pretty good actually
, how about yourself?
We love spore
reparations will never actually fix what the colonialisation of the american cape and the collective psychosis its caused on the indigenous people throughout the ages
Getting better. So that's something! :3
We all play spore on the big screenpl
Need for Speed Underground and Most Wanted 
especially considering russia was the actually one to blame for the war
I love that for ya
It all worked out in the end 
FUCK YES
no amount of money or plots of land will ever be able to undo what has been done
I wish Sweden made some good games. :<
π€€
They did
paradox exists, hello?
They just ride the wave
They made VT2
it's ok, this time they arn't paying off the french
this goes for africa, and asia, and even germany after the treaty of versailies
I feel like reparations kinda make sense up to a certain generation. Shit, I'm half Malaysian chinese and my grandparents had it rough under japanese rule but 99% don't care anymore besides the usual inter-asian casual racism
Who?
ah yes, the french. the people responsible for the middle east being a complete mess
into this world we're thrown
No, people don't actually hate the French in europe, we just meme about it because they have a skill issue when it comes to war 
California has a skill issue
maybe right after its been done, but you can never fix generational trauma or the dependency on the repressed peoples that come with colonialism
Like a dog without a bone or actor out on loan
riders on the storm
They took out the sea level
I'm still waiting for France to drop the dept on Haiti 
World war 2 maybe. Before that France was a military powerhouse
True, I got a French friend and I make absolutely horrible jokes about the French with him. Don't actually hate them, though.
I sont hate french people
the treaty of versailies was never about 'reparations', reparations didnt fix the chaos and damage wrought upon europe by the squabbling "great" powers and their newly industrialized weapons
But i dont like them
Hey its not all bad! The Roman's gave people sanitation!
hoouuggghhh
w ragebait
Because i dont like talking to people in real life
i need headpats again
Heard some Roman Hadrian discovered England, as well. Or something like that. 
This is true
Can confirm
sykes picot is the reason we've had a hundred years of conflict in the middle east
God i love the roman army's machine of death
prove me wrong
"Very kind, but untrue. . . There will be recriminations to last a lifetime."
Yeah, then he got to Scotland and went "fuck this", just like the rest of England 
"Better build a fucking wall, there's madness up north!"
I blame the heroin problems 
Even the Roman's couldnt deal with it
The chinese LOVED british opium
inshallah generalissimo chiang kai-shek, we need to join the WAR ON DRUGS on the side of DRUGS
See
I mean, its a losing battle if you side against it 
the only mistake US ever made in asia was telling chang kai shek NOT to shoot mao
yes exporting opium into the populace of nanjiang will help us realize the tridemist destiny
It's a very case by case situation. Malaysia was colonised by the portuguese, dutch, brits and japanese and we're doing alright. I guess it helped that they buggered off eventually
We just got bored 
Chat slowing down like space marine's dev team
im just observing
ill get dogpiled by a mod again if i talk
I am stalking
well idk if you know this, but the americans never buggered off
No, please take part, it'll be funnier if there is two of us trolling the savages 
Baby back ribs
"Not even we have the infrastructure and administration to unfuck this."
Yea, the 3 wars that were entirely pointless totally weren't a wrong thing
the french and british wouldnt have buggered off if they werent forced out
nah ant glazes the mods so ill just get banned

I preferred when you were boring
"Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make" 
the indigenous peoples in the US make up 1.1% of the population
In like 90 years
this couldve increased tho since 2020
No in going by the average age we can go to now
but i doubt it would be a lot
It's like 100 now
100 years is the average
110 if lucky
I thought it increased more
I mean, I'm sure a few of us have wanted to point that out, but personally I showed restraint. I am a merciful god 
Lucky people
They only buggered off when other heavier armed colonisers came over
Then the brits did the whole dissolving the empire act
Who have family to care for them
We felt bad, there is only so long you can be the school bully for, someone else has to take over when you graduate 
Whenever I am getting old I'll stop being old and be awesome instead. True story.
I said lucky because they are lucky to have a family who cares for them all the way
These 2 should get married, they are perfect
Who
Did you feel bad? Did you really?

No. 
We learned well. Now the bullying is carried on internally amongst the people living there 
When was the last time you saw someone take care of their 80-100 year old grandpa that isn't out of pity?
Our legacy lives on within you 
If you are talking about me and fish then no
I am asexual
I remember this one thirst trap and the top comment was by a 60 year old guy
And it said
"I will take you"
He had a family
π
What
We call thirst traps in the UK "taps" 
take where? to church?
no we dont stop talking shit
Idk
Does your religion allow that? How are we gonna get more enemies to kill in VT2?! :<
Or if you prefer; "Pubs" 
Well it's because you aren't making too much sense right now
old ppl on instagram tend to do this a lot
You've known me for like a year i think
like unc you have a family and kids π
It's better to not talk about that
And you're expecting a form of coherency?
I don't like this topic.
π«‘
I couldnt help but feel like he is secretly a grey alien
And by take he meant abduct with a Ufo
I think my favorite one I've seen was the Indians hitting on a picture of a painting.
i think he meant it in a more sexual assault-y way
cus he's old
Hey, look, some art do be kinda sexy tho
You think?
-Log into twitter
-"You must verify your age to see this post" πΉ
-Ok, how do i do that?
-"Download our app and scan the QR code" πΊ
-Downloads app, scans QR code
-Nothing happens
-Can see post on mobile app but not on PC
fml π
This is true.
Damn
I thin kthere was more to the comment in the replies
But i found itnso funny i forgot the rest
Correct me if im wrong but you can be asexual and get married no?..
erm
no
Gimme a cheese with nuthin'!
Friend marriage
Yeah, but you're permanently blueballing your partner
how are you going to get married if you arent even attracted to ur own partner π
I dont want to be married
if you're also not aromantic
why do you even have a fucking partner if your asexual
I dont even want kids
Then how is my uncle's wife married to him 
Why would you
Lowk highk
Money
That's isn't the point of the sexuality
Arbites might have the survivability with that shield man
i would never blueball my girlfriend
asexual mfs need to step up they game
on goat!!!
Ant
I dont want to fuck tho
My sibling is asexual and is considering marrying a friend. To be fair I think it's mostly for tax benefits
yeah
π
Let's not be too hasty
It's 2026
We're a progressive time
we have ovaries
BASICALLY balls
Being blueballed for 30 years sounds like a nightmare scenario
We all have nipples
Why they hiding?
Does it make semen
Some people got some real pepperonis
no..
Then no balls
Not a ball
Instructions unclear, you'll be reincarnated as that Greek Orthodox monk that never saw a woman in his life.
Mine don't make working semen, does that also mean no balls?
the greeks would love me
Dead balls
can't be blueballed if you never encounter the blueballer
im brown enough to look greek
They would treat you like dirt
They would treat us all like dirt
Holy shit, actually genius.

i would go to the romans because they're really cool
Mine make dragons.
Impossible, I wouldn't be reborn as a Greek, as a British man, the only ascension left is to godhood 
Impossible
So i can die faster
SO REAL
This can only be warp magic
Hey, being loaded with blanks has its own advantages 

Epic 2016 prank isnthat you can say you got ur girlfriend gregnant
Like what
FUCK
why did i think that was roboute guilliman for a second
Like not having to worry about kids, I'd say thats a pretty fat W right there tbh
Primitive times were cooler because all i wouldbe had to worry about was getting food and sleeping
Hey, if you're lucky Rome will only be awful.
And not dying
But even if you had working balls you aren't forced to have children
Lead poisoning π€€
the romans are cool
Mauled by sabre tooth, trampled by mammoth, eaten by giant prehistoric bug...
i eat lead already
if i was in 40k i think i would be the emperor
and i would destroy chaos and the aliens and everyone would be happy
It only takes one rubber to snap and you're up shit creek
OH FUCK NO I DO NOT WANT TO SEE GIANT BUGS REFULAR ONES FREAK ME OUT ENOUGH
Be gay
Do crime!
Baby boomers when u say u dont want kids right after exiting highschool:
:<
yipppeeee
No thanks, I like curves, not angles, and also I don't want my girlfriend to have a penis
Easy deaths
i have entomophobia 
Same
βΉοΈ
But i cant pull for shit
Aww, I'm so sorry. Am I exempt? :<
All ive pulled wrre people trying to diddle me
Damn. Better avoid the tropics. They got all the bugs
Eat the wrong thing, die after a month of agonizing pain.
do you happen to be a butterfly, dragonfly, moth, mosquito or grasshopper?
Hey dumbass
Not all insects sre bugs
You're half asian
You're supposed to be smart
Only a month? got off light tbh
If I had to pick out of those, probably a butterfly. :3
(these ones freak me out the most)
All bugs are insects though
Wanna hear a fun fact!
The boring version of you weren't racist
If I can pick something that is not those, spider.
I got the asian lower half 
all bugs are insects, but not all insects are bugs
it's like racism
What about bees
Happens tocthe best of us
I love you too
Bees are just ants with wings.
bees are alright
Goober do you like ladybugs
ill still probably reel back if i see one but i won't yell in terror
So what are hornets then?
same as bees
Goober wanna hear something cool about grasshoppers
oh god
And what about beetles?
I learned this back in the swamp
tell me
The correct answer was "assholes" 
i am afraid of you now purely because you found this out yourself
Nah, hornets are usually chill in regards to humans. Yellowjackets are worse.
This game is so great I been playing way longer then i should
Well thats not hugely concerning
this jit kills grasshoppers for some reason
wait,,, you're an ant,,,
I kiled the ones that spat the tobacco juice on me
Krone bees
let me get the frying pan really quick
uh oh
I had more fun with the dragon flies
an ant shows up when the discussion is about killing grashoppers
fried grasshoppers, yum
Them being an ant is not gonna wok out?

True enough, yeah. Though hornets are infact not very chill when they try to nest in my trailer during autumn
But they sounded like they stuck out a tongue and mocked you when you chased the
Fair, they do tend to keep the yellowjacket population down, though.
And the bee population, which is not fantastic, hell they'll eat pretty much anything they can eat
I once was stung on my back by a hornet because i sat near a nest
I like bees though
I feel like they listen to jazz
And they puke in each other's mouths
True, usually not a problem unless you're a beekeeper, though.
I require the assistance of an ogryn in order to complete the Malleus monstronum penance. If youβre willing please let me know.
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Funny bee video
Rick roll
Well you didnt have to spoil it
I like spoilers to bait
Which one is that?
Wait it was?
i saw this video where this guy drove into this forest with a machine gun attached to a jeep with his mates and there was a giant patch of wild hogs (which are an invasive species in america) and they started gunning them down with ARs and the machine gun and chasing after them as they were runnin gaway
I just guessed
Makes me not fall to the bait
stabs you with hammers
that really fucking rubs me the wrong way
that feels incredibly american, yes
I did the msot baby pattern recognition
Ow! :<
That is... uniquely American.
The rest of the world uses a weaponised hilux 
Spare no invasive species
use a steamroller
I hate invasive species
taliban keeping toyota in business since 2001
Stonks
I have to deal 50% (at least) of a monstrosity and kill it with brain burst on heresy difficulties higher in a private game. So basically a demon host with an ogryn just face tanking it with a shield in the corner while I kill it.
i get that... wild hogs dig up dirt everywhere and have no predators and burrow into farming fields but... is there a point to wasting thousands of dollars in ammunition brutally slaughtering pigs?
like these are fucking PIGS
not insects
Desperado is gonna be smacking today
actual giant HOGS
They can put a three inch hole in your gut if you srent careful
Rotter casket business about to be boomin
tbf hogs are terrifying
If they werendangerous they wouldnt be invasive
We have them, you can usually find them at the local maccies
Weredanger??
Werewolves?!?
I'm not that good with Ogryn but I could give it a go.
Oh. I still would kick it with werewolves
Romance =/= sexuality
Werewolves when they encourer the funny kentucky ballistics big bore gun:
That would be fantastic. It shouldnβt be too bad I donβt think.
I forgot the name of it
i was joking abt that earlier i know
Not all attraction is sexual
But it can blow you into paint
What region are you on?
Sometimes I just need a woman to turn my spine into a fucking slinky
Romance is the means and sex is the end 
Sometimes
I want to held
Other times, I just wanna her to hold me
North America East
I mean, I say this with an understanding that some people don't want sex
We just watch movies and lay together enjoying not only the film but the company, and that is when I will finally cry tears of joy
And I said that with the intention of ragebaiting someone 
the reason we have these invasive pig species eating fucking everything is because the europeans brought them over and they've been allowed to live freely without any intervention from local governments
God damn 4 space cops and a chem addict blitz through a damnation mission
So that's why we kill them
Fair enough.
all the ammunition used to magdump into hogs ruins the environments more than the pigs do and its not even that effective
Bro using the 5th character mod or what
If they arent protected and are invasive a lot of gunters have a field day
I mean. Hate to say it but they are technically fulfilling a service killing them
Let them bleed out
Invasive species deserve no dignity
Speaking of messing with spines, I wonder if the medieval stretcher would make me taller? 
Meant to say me and three were the space cops and the other was the chem user
i understand that but you have these showboaters with squad LMGs shooting everything in fucking sight instead of actual professional hunters doing the job
You're American, you're literally an invasive species 
Okay
We had our dogs aswell ripping them a knew one
just know i did it with love
Based
these pigs wouldnt even be here if it werent for the europeans and their failure to keep cattle contained, as well as the metabolic rift between the government and nature
Test it on your wiener first
Yeah
So kill then
Simple

And board are aggressive already
No, I donβt think I will.
Hey yous wanted the land back so readily, not our problem 
not with LMGs and automatic rifles