general-chat

[thorn wedge]

can you imagine the firestorm

it would be very very funny

[tawdry edge]

you just gave an amazing idea for a profile banner

[stiff elbow]

ALL the rightoids would go "NO HE'S NOT!! look at this artwork of the emperor... he's got a feminine bone structure THROUGH. AND. THROUGH. he's a BIOLOGICAL GIRL!!!!"

[stuck crescent]

here we go again

[dire kayak]

lynxie can i show you my shitty writing about a norn emissary

[quaint moss]

femperor of human kindness

[tawdry edge]

yes show me anything you find cool

[green vector]

same shit every night

[blazing shadow]

aborted mission, again

[south valve]

I'd be interested to see the reactions considering it's not technically a retcon

[blazing shadow]

c'mon fatshark...

[dire kayak]

okay one sec

[jaunty path]

Please do it.

[thorn wedge]

I got one AS masozi was landing her fat ass at extraction

[little marten]

I would like to see it too pls x

[void lark]

nah they are just based on greek mythology so they look like hunk twinks is all

[tawdry edge]

ill send you a dm of it when i do

[jaunty path]

trans flag with the Aquila makes a whole lot less sense actually

[stiff elbow]

true. . .

[ancient violet]

Big E is a twink confirmed

[stiff elbow]

what does this mean

[ancient violet]

Straightest Greek mythos

[quaint moss]

tts emperor taught me that they are very "straight"

[stuck crescent]

"Do you ever talk about anything other than Nazis?"

Poltical discord seems to be your thing

[stiff elbow]

ah yes

[rain pilot]

This is how we lost the world population of tomboys

😢

[thorn wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-mankind-hipthrust-40k-warhammer-gif-2042747831656223701

[quaint moss]

krieg is a cool faction

[ancient violet]

They were responding to someone posting a chaos trans flag

[stuck crescent]

k

[void lark]

you know what's a cool faction?
||not the space marines, that's for sure ||

[stiff elbow]

when i say "rightoids" i refer to a particular type of right wing individuals

[quaint moss]

k

[stuck crescent]

k

[stiff elbow]

specifically warhammer chuds

[rain pilot]

me

[quaint moss]

apples

[stiff elbow]

i have a FEW conservative talking points

[stiff elbow]

YES

YOU

you are the BIGGEST chud

[green vector]

k

[rain pilot]

Me

uwu

[stuck crescent]

k

[void lark]

didn't you say you were a chud yourself earlier?

[thorn wedge]

I wonder if it would put the emprors bathtime with the custodes in new light

[south valve]

I'm not sure criticising transphobes is really divisive tbh

[stiff elbow]

i said i was a chudette

[livid glacier]

Anyone else keep getting server disc after this update?

[dire kayak]

MECHANICUS 🤤 🤤 🤤

[void lark]

same difference

[stiff elbow]

theres a difference

[green vector]

@livid glacier I've had it once so far

[brave slate]

The right wingers really live rent free in so many peoples heads that they have to inevitably bring them up in every conversation

[green vector]

Based and true

[lost river]

i got into 40k to get away from all that gay shit and now you telling me its in here to ?

[livid glacier]

I got it 3 times so far 🙁 couldn't complete 1 run in this new mode

[void lark]

that's the whole discussion on the blood drinking space marine chapter, it's the same thing man

[quaint moss]

"stacy ties her hair into knots, and bob has a cock"

[ancient violet]

No you don't get it

We need to be the center between:

Treating trans people with respect

And

extermination

We need to be very very cautious

[stiff elbow]

because its FUN to make fun of them

[green vector]

Yeah it sucks man hopefully they fix that shit soon

[river ingot]

i n reality its all gay shit

[stiff elbow]

YES

[void lark]

that's like 80% of the online warhammer community my lad

[stiff elbow]

this is our homonationalist discord

[south valve]

lol

[quaint moss]

horus liked men

[thorn wedge]

into 40k to get away from all that gay shit

[south valve]

I mean, I get people's concerns

[stuck crescent]

I just dont think political conversation in a darktide server is really appropriate, and they constantly bring up politics

[lost river]

so there are trans legions wow?

[thorn wedge]

into the ocean to get away from all that water and fish

[green vector]

Leftoids trying not to exaggerate to win arguments challenge impossible

[quaint moss]

and men definetly like horus

[void lark]

kind of

[stiff elbow]

yes

[green vector]

Based and true

[south valve]

I see what you're saying, but at the same time, it seems harmless

[little marten]

Two wrongs don’t make a right

But three lefts do

[void lark]

always been on the fence about the blood angels

[thorn wedge]

its an entire series of big oiled dudes smashing their chests into each other

[dire kayak]

yeah and theyre based as fuck

[green vector]

It always devolves into argumenta

[stuck crescent]

ITS. ALWAYS. THEM. That is my issue

[green vector]

Pointless

[stiff elbow]

🚬

[south valve]

Everyone here is (I would hope) accepting of trans people, so I doubt it'll lead into arguments

[weary oasis]

Havoc mission

[little marten]

Right vs left discourse is playing exactly into the agenda of both cannibalistic parties

[stiff elbow]

unless if your a transphobe, i dont think its going to lead into any arguments yeah lol

[green vector]

Brother it does every night

[brave slate]

Mathematically checks out

[quaint moss]

ngl, mods already decided it was fine, so stop being a baby i guess (nategore im pretty sure was the one who said it was fine)

[thorn wedge]

im gonna say

[weary oasis]

Please join

[thorn wedge]

this right here

[stuck crescent]

But you do it every time you're here

[thorn wedge]

is why I think it would be funny

[stuck crescent]

That is my issue

[stiff elbow]

i dont fit into the superficial lines of left or right

[void lark]

yeah man just don't click on my profile and it's all good

[lost river]

"Officially, there are no canonically trans Space Marines in Warhammer 40,000 lore. Games Workshop has stated that Space Marines are exclusively male due to the specific requirements of the gene-seed implantation process. However, this topic is a subject of significant fan debate and interpretation within the community."

[thorn wedge]

even the very concept of it sends people up like gasoline

[lost river]

thanks for mis info lmaooo

[stiff elbow]

i am rather... a third, more SINISTER something else

[quaint moss]

mister info

[stiff elbow]

do what

[little marten]

WE LOVE TRANS 🏳️‍⚧️

I TRULY HATE THE FLAG THO

[stuck crescent]

politics

[weary oasis]

please help in my havoc mission

[dire kayak]

my space marines are trans

[stiff elbow]

like what

[quaint moss]

I LOVE MY WIFE

[thorn wedge]

this man doesnt play sinclair

[south valve]

I guess I can see how that would put a bad taste in your mouth, but is it a problem? Or is it just that: a bad taste in your mouth?

[stuck crescent]

the misandry rant for one

[little marten]

If I ever meet her I’ll tell her bro I promise!!!

[ancient violet]

Pol ticks

[green vector]

Slavery straight into naziism

[stiff elbow]

that was a MONTH AGO 😭

[gloomy tartan]

That’s where I get my gasoline

[stiff elbow]

and i already got warned for that

[gloomy tartan]

Because their mascot is a dinosaur

[stiff elbow]

there is NO LIMIT to the GLAAAAAZE 🏀

[gloomy tartan]

🦕

[stiff elbow]

and it wasnt a rant

[green vector]

Based mods

[stiff elbow]

it was more a informed analysis

[stuck crescent]

or as they said previously, constant talk about nazis and such

[quaint moss]

They might be a cryptid, but hey at night is the best time to meet anyways

[little marten]

Don’t get warned for real world issues get warned for writing arbites erotica, duh

[dire kayak]

all it needs is a stegosaurus and its perfect

[stiff elbow]

truthnuke

[gloomy tartan]

So cop fanfics

[thorn wedge]

I thought you were pro arbites erotica

[little marten]

I am 😈

[stuck crescent]

I am not political , I lean left, I just dont find it appropriate

[quaint moss]

Sangheli for me

[stiff elbow]

i have seen mfs talk about more henious shit than i have here

and i get moderated for less

[gloomy tartan]

What is arbites fan fic even is it like not writing a ticket

[thorn wedge]

you know what I just realized

[green vector]

Same

[gloomy tartan]

Or is it like writing extra tickets

[stiff elbow]

i wasnt even moderated on the misandry thing

[void lark]

as long as it reads like gachimuchi

[stuck crescent]

virtue signaling is lame

[stiff elbow]

they dont gaf about that

[thorn wedge]

that extraction that got server issued

[gloomy tartan]

Nevermind not knowing is more fun

[thorn wedge]

would have been enough scrap for a new map

[gloomy tartan]

The fuck is that

[thorn wedge]

and I dont like the map im on

[thorn wedge]

srys?

[void lark]

[gloomy tartan]

Gammy chi chi

What’s that

[stiff elbow]

🚬

[gloomy tartan]

Explain to me like I’m your son

[south valve]

I don't think it is

[thorn wedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq3jpnaO-pU

[south valve]

I think people are expressing their opinions

[quaint moss]

whats wrong wit da flag

[void lark]

I still miss Aniki after all this time, my son

[gloomy tartan]

I’m scared to click that link

[thorn wedge]

I had a more complete explantion

[south valve]

I get it if you think it's excessive though, I suppose

[thorn wedge]

but that one is much shorter

[little marten]

I don’t vibe with the colours 😔

[stuck crescent]

extremely

[quaint moss]

oh more of a purple and black ?

[dire kayak]

thats why it needs a stegosaurus

[ancient violet]

Me when I see politics ringing my doorbell: 😭

[restive walrus]

TRANS RIGHTSSSS

[stiff elbow]

you cant say this

its divisive

[narrow gale]

What does this even mean lol

[gloomy tartan]

Do they still let people bang in jail in Darktide

[thorn wedge]

itll explain you in 8 seconds the gachimuchi

[restive walrus]

THE FLAGS SHIT THOUGH

[quaint moss]

it needs Bulbasaur

[gloomy tartan]

Or was that a lie the simpsons told me

[green vector]

who here said this?

[stiff elbow]

some peple might not want that tho

[gloomy tartan]

When Marge went to jail and Homer visited her

[stiff elbow]

we have to be respectful

[little marten]

That might help tbf

[restive walrus]

your right....

Mobian rights?

[little marten]

I like the bisexual one the most it’s like a warp sunset

[stiff elbow]

woah

thats also pretty divisive

[green vector]

thought so

[restive walrus]

FOR THE SIXTHHHH

[stuck crescent]

No one

[green vector]

arguing with the demons in her head again i guess

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna go find love in Japan and name my firstborn turok then get eaten by dinosaurs

[tawdry edge]

For the diarrhea kids

[void lark]

I like the straight flag because it reminds me of the flag of brittany and it pisses them off

[stiff elbow]

when my critique of transphobes was supposedly me sowing "political discord"

[gloomy tartan]

Planting a tree I will never see the shade of

[stiff elbow]

because im evil 😈

[south valve]

I feel like we're not really willing to hear each other out

[dire kayak]

literally me

[gloomy tartan]

The what what

[south valve]

and that maybe we should be

[tawdry edge]

literally me

[stiff elbow]

what

[gloomy tartan]

We don’t get to vote on flags anymore

[dire kayak]

literally me

[narrow gale]

Tbh it feels more like Krieghater and Heor just dont wanna go mask off

[gloomy tartan]

I was a flag with cool stuff on it

[quaint moss]

i might just be sick, kinda fucks with my head a lil looking at it

[void lark]

yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Like imagine a flag with pog champ on it

[void lark]

the flag

[stiff elbow]

Okay Man

[little marten]

GRRR IM SO FUCKING WOKE THE WALLS CHANGING COLOURS AND THE LAMPSHADE IS MOCKING ME!!!!

Please help me I haven’t slept for 10 days

[gloomy tartan]

Which flag

There’s so many flags

[restive walrus]

Guys is is politically incorrect to say that the mobian sixth deserves to live

[void lark]

the straight one

[stiff elbow]

yes it is

[narrow gale]

Brittany Spears?

[stiff elbow]

its pretty divisive

[gloomy tartan]

What do you mean the straight flag

When did we get a flag

[stiff elbow]

some people not not agree with that

[woven sigil]

How much LSD did you eat?

[gloomy tartan]

When did we even vote on a flag

[quaint moss]

feed her to the tumor

[stiff elbow]

🚬

[little marten]

There’s a straight flag lol?

[restive walrus]

Fuck dude…how do I stop being political

[stuck crescent]

Im gay

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t remember learning in history class when the straights created our flag

[stuck crescent]

litterally

[stiff elbow]

hi gay

im ant

[little marten]

🙈

[stuck crescent]

I agree with what you're saying, I just dont think its apporiate

[gloomy tartan]

Who created the straight flag

[green vector]

^

[void lark]

just google brittany flag and straight flag

[stuck crescent]

Most of the time, anyway

[restive walrus]

Tell you what this is funny

[gloomy tartan]

Was it a straight person ?

[restive walrus]

Good work nurgle gamer

[narrow gale]

Too lazy

[void lark]

my guess is straight people

[dire kayak]

ABSOLUTELY

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t believe it

[stiff elbow]

it probably wasnt

but i thought it was funny

🚬

[gloomy tartan]

I bet some bi people created the straight flag to mock straight people

[quaint moss]

go eep!

[restive walrus]

YOU CANT CALL PEOPLE THAT

[little marten]

Wait the straight flag is this disgusting black and white thing?

[gloomy tartan]

Any flag that resembles Britain’s is a failure

[stiff elbow]

what

[dire kayak]

im killing 7 billion necrons rn

[stiff elbow]

OH YEAH the thing

🚬

[restive walrus]

STAAWWWWP

[thorn wedge]

Grazer

[woven sigil]

This might surprise you, but you really don't need a flag to announce who you wish to f*ck, just go do it

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t stand the straight flag

[void lark]

there's also a straight ally flag that looks like a prototype apple logo from the 90's

[little marten]

Straight flag literally the referee outfit in WWE tho

[gloomy tartan]

I bet the straight flag was a psyop

Just like the fbi creating wu tang to scare white people

[narrow gale]

Its a symbolism of how the Hetero™ are trapped in their own prison

[stiff elbow]

the straight flag was a psyop

[little marten]

Probably true tbh

[stiff elbow]

and so was the falun gong

and the manosphere

[woven sigil]

Yeah, cos there is nothing homoerotic about WWE, not even a little bit

[narrow gale]

"IM COMING FOR YOU SOON PAL"

[quaint moss]

"off to see your mother"

[narrow gale]

"IM GONNA BE COMING ALL UP IN YOU"

💀

[void lark]

used to be different but they changed it for some reason

[graceful hamlet]

Is it actually a straight flag or was it by straight people who have a Grindr/lesbian equivalent account

[stiff elbow]

MEN in BOOTY SHORTS getting up on EACHOTHER and PINNING EACHOTHER to the ground... nope thats SUPER straight and masculine

[little marten]

If undertaker jumping 60ft off a steel cage is gay then I’m Elton John

[south valve]

I think maybe it was a bad time for you to vent this when the topic was just transphobes instead of like Nazis

[gloomy tartan]

The straight flag was a psy op created by bi sexuals in the fbi to scare gay people just like when the FBI created the WU TANG CLAN to scare white people, or when the FBI invented horoscopes to scare men.

[green vector]

na it wasnt

[south valve]

because I think there's a misunderstanding

[green vector]

shit happens every day

boring as fuck

[quaint moss]

;-; but they bad to the bone

[dire kayak]

my cohort is actually so strong this is unfair

[stiff elbow]

"erm... i dont listen to that MUMBLE RAP like you do.... i listen to 90s rap like tupac and biggie, and i also like german military marching music and video game OSTs!"

[gloomy tartan]

I haven’t heard cohort in years

[stiff elbow]

this was ALSO a psyop btw

[gloomy tartan]

Unironicly tho

[dire kayak]

one of my tech-priests can only die if every necron on the map targets them

[gloomy tartan]

Japan military music SLAPS

[thorn wedge]

it actually was, I brought it up to make people mad

[woven sigil]

I mean, partially right. 90's Hiphop is a lot better than the modern crap

[gloomy tartan]

it’s cuz they use it in Godzilla movies tho

Japan unironicly blasts its military themes in its movies so they are all catchy lol

[thorn wedge]

the discord is never as lively as when people are fighting over something

[gloomy tartan]

The JSDF theme slaps

[thorn wedge]

*cough female custodes cough"

[quaint moss]

i kill all of my necrons, and send one guy to stab you

[stiff elbow]

i agree

[dull geode]

Ban speedrun award goes to 🏅

[green vector]

now that is true

[gloomy tartan]

They play the military themed used in Godzilla movies

[green vector]

?

[tulip kettle]

Hazy is my huband

[gloomy tartan]

The Japanese military musical bands rule

[little marten]

Oh whew I thought you got banned

[dull geode]

Maybe dont openly praise a party that literally has people murdered on the street, future advice.

[green vector]

??????

[dire kayak]

i wish i could post images here because what the fuck is this mechanicus map layout

[green vector]

what are you on about lmfao

im left leaning

[narrow gale]

You were literally mocking "how mad people get about the right and how funny it is" a few mins ago

lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck your argument

[woven sigil]

Centrisim for the win!

Everyone disliked that

[quaint moss]

send it too zealot chat mayhaps :3

[narrow gale]

As if they dont have a reason for it apparently

[gloomy tartan]

Robots or monsters go

[narrow gale]

Tbh centrists always sit on the fence and do nothing so that isnt exactly wrong

[gloomy tartan]

I’m team monster over team robot

Who else is correct

[little marten]

Monster

[ember nimbus]

which monsters which robots

[brazen pelican]

You got Monster? I can has some? :3

[stiff elbow]

they cant do anything cus they have the fencepost so far up their ass

they cant move!!

[gloomy tartan]

All

[jolly heath]

what exactly do u get out of the expedition mode when u extract or is it the same stuff u get in the usual game mode ?

[void lark]

robots are pretty cool

[ember nimbus]

well monsters then duh

[gloomy tartan]

ALL monsters and ALL robots

Pick sides now

[stiff elbow]

🚬

[woven sigil]

I mean, if fighting for a polical construct is what you use to ascribe morality or decency to people, I guess I am one

[nocturne bloom]

I could take a monster

[narrow gale]

Basically yeah. Centrists never really wanna admit to anything and just try to appeal to all the bad sides of a situation

[dire kayak]

share with me

[green vector]

so ant just breaks rule 11 every day and you call me out on it for not taking it seriously?

[little marten]

Omg heeeeey

We sucked at the quiz tonight lol

[green vector]

sure pal

[narrow gale]

Its not really a complex debate when one side is literally made up of murderers tbh

[stiff elbow]

woah woah hey hey

im just a girl

[brazen pelican]

Ah, shame, you'll get them next time! ♥

[gloomy tartan]

So far monster is winning

[dull geode]

Its not really helping when I look in here and thats the first thing I see pal.

[brazen pelican]

No! Is mine. :<

[woven sigil]

"Just don't be a c*nt", its really that simple tbh

[green vector]

nah youre just choosing what you want to see clearly

[brave slate]

He kinda just supported my point that the chat just constantly devolves into people shouting "LOOK AT ME! I HATE RIGHT WING! I AM BEST LEFTIST! PRAISE ME!". Kinda gets old in an already clearly left leaning chat

[dire kayak]

pretty pleaseee?

[narrow gale]

Its really not

[green vector]

maybe read the full thing before jumping down my throat?

[brazen pelican]

Okay, you may have a can. :3

[dire kayak]

YAAAYYYY

[gloomy tartan]

You know what I’ve noticed

[quaint moss]

cannot

[gloomy tartan]

Guys punch other guys or kick other guys in the balls

[dull geode]

Idk man we ban like 2 fascist users a day in here.

Warhammer moment.

[ember nimbus]

that was one of the more tamer shitposts in general tbf

[south valve]

I don't really like this guy, but I think you've misunderstood him tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Women don’t really cunt kick or cunt punch tho

[thorn wedge]

dark souls 2 was good

[little marten]

Based

[gloomy tartan]

All of dark souls is good

Dark souls is good forever all of it

[quaint moss]

i prefer 3 or one. i have more experience with 3

[gloomy tartan]

It’s all peak

[proven pumice]

It's disheartening to play with all these bugs in this new game mode; it's simply too ugly. bugs, crashs, errors

[brazen pelican]

Just remember to look for the Black Templar pfp.

[void smelt]

Ave Imperator. 🙏

[gloomy tartan]

Dark souls 1-3 is peak

[brave slate]

Great! They deserve the ban. Doesn't change that the virtue signalling gets a bit tiresome

[void smelt]

Yea I had a match with like 3 game crashes 💀

[stiff elbow]

something something about being based and true

[little marten]

Dark souls 2 makes me feel like a kid playing games for the first time and that’s a special feeling you can’t take away from me

[gloomy tartan]

I like the fatass demons from dark souls

[void lark]

based and true

[gloomy tartan]

That do the butt stomp

[stiff elbow]

i remember when i said i was a little chudette

[ember nimbus]

im just as annoyed at leftoids bringing up politics in here

[gloomy tartan]

Just a fat ass demon with tiny wings and a hammer crushing you to death with his ass lol

[stiff elbow]

that was really weird

[nocturne bloom]

Can you guys stop killing each other for 3:30, my foods almost done

[little marten]

Ffs I forgot what chud means again

[south valve]

and I wanna make it clear that I don't agree with this in the slightest

[fast cosmos]

Black Templars fuck

[green vector]

so can you clarify rule 11 then?

[stiff elbow]

anybody i dont like is a chud

💯

[gloomy tartan]

Cannibal humanoid underground dweller

[woven sigil]

It is tho, don't be horrible for the sake of it, or because your political inclinations tell you thats the right thing to do.

Looking at the ultimate extremes of the spectrum, sure, you're gonna see murders or facists dressed up as public heroes, but if all you see is the extremes, thats a problem.

Just be nice to everyone.

[dull geode]

Nothing to clarify. Dont be a chud. Simple as.

[fast cosmos]

Define chud.

[narrow gale]

Shame most people dont seem to get that.

[green vector]

ah right so the rule is only enforced when it's something you don't agree with

[little marten]

Ahhhh 🙏 how silly of me to forget that

[green vector]

got it

[gloomy tartan]

Cannibal humanoid underground dweller

[brazen pelican]

Biomass consumer in the sewers.

[dull geode]

Not really but okay

[green vector]

clearly is

[narrow gale]

Why is this guy so mad

im so confused

is it because he got warned?

[green vector]

who even are you

[quaint moss]

anger pills that make you angry :3

[ember nimbus]

of course chuds are virtue signalling when they shitpost

[narrow gale]

who are you?

[stark bobcat]

Dilara goes to gen chat, regrets life. Billions must die......

[void lark]

got warned for being based and true or something like that, I dunno I just got here

[restive walrus]

YOUUUUU

[dull geode]

Every time 😔

[stiff elbow]

the evil discord chat that makes you hostile and angry

[stark bobcat]

sorry

hey

[restive walrus]

I CANT FIND THE NO MANS LAND SOUND TRACK ON YOUR SOUNDCLOUD

[stiff elbow]

many such cases!

[restive walrus]

WHERE IS IIIIIIITTTTT

[little marten]

100 angry pills or 1 super angry pill?!?!

[restive walrus]

or am i just blind

[woven sigil]

Indeed, and I struggle to ally myself to either right or left as a result, because at the end of the day, both sides struggle with it in different ways. Sometimes both have good points about any given topic, and other times bad ones.

People are victims of tribalisim on both sides of the equation

[restive walrus]

it does happen

[dull geode]

Its the trench music thingy, should be the latest upload

its like 7m long

[quaint moss]

"I AM A SUPER SANDWHICH"

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think you could beat sonic the hedgehog 1 in sega before a chimp?

[restive walrus]

I swear on my life i must be blind i cant find it. Ill keep looking

thank you tho

[ember nimbus]

before the chimp beats him or?

[runic tundra]

when do you guys think that they are going to add arbitrator things in the commissary to buy?

[little marten]

Ok I’m listening…

Describe yourself 😈

[void smelt]

Account based in Israel

[stiff elbow]

life is so much better when you realize that the political spectrum is a superficial, abstract construct about lawful "morality" and only you can break free from it yourself

[nocturne bloom]

Foods done ty for waiting

[gloomy tartan]

Oooo that’s a good idea

[narrow gale]

LOL

[brazen pelican]

Om nom nom?

[woven sigil]

DLC classes don't get cosmetics because James Workshop

[oak nexus]

🫄

[quaint moss]

Om nom nom

[green vector]

[runic tundra]

i see. i suppose the only option is to spend more real money

[stiff elbow]

im going to a protest this weekend

[little marten]

Bro got a point about tribalism

Reject duality.

Become singularity.

Merge with my belly.

[woven sigil]

I mean, thats just proving my point really lul

[stiff elbow]

me and my local sect have to co-op with a bunch of liberals tho

[dire kayak]

hungy,,,

[ember nimbus]

i implore all of you to watch the colonel speech from metal gear solid 2

[gloomy tartan]

Can you beat sonic the hedgehog 🦔 the original on sega before a chimp figures out how to

[ember nimbus]

its huge

[stiff elbow]

we're going to hand out food to the homeless population dotted around our local city

[restive walrus]

you know that thing where you cant find something, then your mom gets annoyed. Looks in the same place you were looking and finds it?

[brazen pelican]

Reject humanity, become biomass.

[restive walrus]

That just happend.

[stiff elbow]

and then hopefully we are going to do SOMETHING

[restive walrus]

i found the trench music

[dull geode]

It literally happened to me yesterday so trust me I do

[little marten]

I shit you not lmao I read that as become beans

[void lark]

anything gluten free? 👀

[dull geode]

[brazen pelican]

Certified Brit moment.

[void smelt]

most people who have no political inclination, despite them not being ignorant of political issues, are many times extreme right wingers themselves

[woven sigil]

Kinda, if everyone was more respectful to everyone around them, then the world would be a better place. You dont have to agree with everything someone thinks, but you also don't have to be an asshole about it

[little marten]

My teeth have grown yellower

[narrow gale]

I prefer my IPs with no politics.

Like Fallout, Metal Gear or Warhammer

[restive walrus]

Does expeditions have any music that will be added to da cloud?

[nocturne bloom]

Pls dont joke about being british, its a serious condition

[brazen pelican]

Good. Has your face gotten more red, as well?

[stuck crescent]

Yeah

[quaint moss]

hide the toast

[stuck crescent]

BE WELSH INSTEAD

[stiff elbow]

Don't joke about being a krieg fan

[restive walrus]

EWW

[stiff elbow]

its a serious condition

[woven sigil]

That is incredibly narrow minded, sorry, but c'mon man.

[void lark]

ew

[brave slate]

Whats the difference?

[brazen pelican]

Still Bri'ish.

[little marten]

I had toast and eggs for dinner yesterday

[quaint moss]

but, but ma krieg

[void lark]

ew²

[stuck crescent]

All joking aside, hate lyons more than the krieg

[little marten]

I wish I was welsh 🙁

[stuck crescent]

just a bad writer

[quaint moss]

add bacon and im in

[brazen pelican]

Lovely beans on toast with some marmite, innit?

[restive walrus]

is being a krieg fan devisive? @stiff elbow

[void smelt]

Luv' me Sheep, Luv' me Empreror, Luv; me hammers

[restive walrus]

FURST OF ALL CUNT ITS VEGIMITE

NOT MARMITE

[gloomy tartan]

Remember in fallout when America just took Canada because of one protest that COULD OF slowed down the building of the oil pipelines needed to win the wait in anchorage Alaska to kick out the Chinese and then take over China

[little marten]

Beans on toast melt cheese on top then some worstchshire sauce

[stiff elbow]

krieg fan is prussian militarist larp slop

[void lark]

you got it that bad ?

[brazen pelican]

Vegemite is 'Strayan.

[void smelt]

marmite, stramite, isnt it the same?

[woven sigil]

Both are decent, but Marmite is better 😄

[little marten]

I live in the U.K. version of the torrent

[woven sigil]

Oh you're a Brummy?

[green vector]

try coming up north

[brazen pelican]

Luv me sum good ol' Woostah-sher sos.

[green vector]

literally expeditions

[gloomy tartan]

Is marmite and vegimite rival chaos lords ?

[green vector]

irl

[void lark]

I stopped reading a "UK"

[restive walrus]

so...its...alright?

[little marten]

Oh ok maybe im not that bad then

[brazen pelican]

Nah, just two different shades of Nurgle.

[brave slate]

we gotta crowdfund you a stabvest. Or do you need a license for that?

[restive walrus]

Vegimite is the best bredd

[stiff elbow]

so just the torrent

[gloomy tartan]

Shart brown and barf green then

[stiff elbow]

got it

[stuck crescent]

Does anyone actually like vegimite?

[restive walrus]

breed

I DO

[stiff elbow]

yes

[restive walrus]

DICK HEAD

IM RIGHT HERE

[stiff elbow]

go forth and make fun of them

[cinder comet]

I feel like the increased need for coordination in expedition mode is making people actually use voice chat more lol

[woven sigil]

Hey if it makes you feel better, the rest of the country forgets where I live exists till summer, an then they come down an piss all over it

[little marten]

Train station staff wear stab vests now lol

[gloomy tartan]

It sounds like some shit Mighty Mouse would eat

[little marten]

Brighton?

[woven sigil]

No, but I did used to live there a few years back

[brazen pelican]

Wimbledon?

[void lark]

here they are allowed to carry guns on their belt

[stiff elbow]

"DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY GOOSLOP!! I LOVE GOOSLOP!!"

[quaint moss]

warframe is future britian

[woven sigil]

How did you get Wimbledon from that statement

[little marten]

That’s kinda cool

[brazen pelican]

I don't know, I'm not British.

[stuck crescent]

dont be

[brazen pelican]

Just know tennis, summer, rich cunts.

[green vector]

tbf it does sound like wimbledon

[thorn wedge]

can british people double jump?

[little marten]

Wimbledon is half slums tbf

[brazen pelican]

That's England.

[void lark]

now we have dudes who fail their entry test to the police who patrol the subway stations
just picture unfit 5ft dudes who look like they are dying inside because no one is respecting their authority
now give them guns 🧙🏻‍♂️

[dire kayak]

meow

[void smelt]

Should've known Warhammer would be full of something incredibly bad, british people

[little marten]

Ok let me just walk back my prior statement

[green vector]

youre goddamn right

[thorn wedge]

I saw a post about dudes failing their police entry test with guns

and almost said something VERY political

[restive walrus]

its my mental illness and i chose the coping mechanism

[little marten]

Is it political to comment on our local police?

[brazen pelican]

Hot Fuzz?

[thorn wedge]

but I didnt

[void lark]

nah, just the parisian subway

[void smelt]

I must say something poltiical about the state of the village of WhoopsyDoopsy in some county

[brazen pelican]

No.

[green vector]

you have police down there?

[thorn wedge]

it wasnt going to be about police

police adjacent

they think

[woven sigil]

I mean, you effectively called me a right wing extremist earlier, so it'd be on-brand for you to do so

[restive walrus]

everyone role play that you are citizens of the hive and are talking about the local arbties

[void smelt]

true

[thorn wedge]

you know what actually

[little marten]

Unfortunately yes, but they’re a lot of bad apples

[thorn wedge]

I HAVE something political to say about the village

[little marten]

My cousin is a police officer

[green vector]

damn i see like 1 police officer a year up here

[little marten]

I met his friends on a stag do

[thorn wedge]

I think the goverment executing people by feeding them to a big floppy white balloon is cruel

[quaint moss]

steel legion when

[restive walrus]

damn these residents are getting evil

village

[woven sigil]

The only part of the villiage I know anything about is the bicycle tbh

[brazen pelican]

"Greetings Arbitrator. I would like to file a complaint against citizen 8456912 for publicly smearing the reputation of the Departmento Munitorum. And to also regurgitate the nutrition bars they owe us."

[restive walrus]

my my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

[void lark]

they wish they were police, they don't technicaly have any authority over you otehr than controlling if your ticked is validated
they can't ask for your id, they can't ask you to stay where you are because that would be unlawful sequestration
but somehow, they have guns now 🧙🏻‍♂️

if they need to ask for your id they need to call an actual cop

[little marten]

That’s actually insane

[gloomy tartan]

Hey just to point this out guys Leon shot the natives earlier in re4 than Chris did in re5

[thorn wedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Ffr1U7KMY

its inhumane

[restive walrus]

yeah but he said better one liners no?

[gloomy tartan]

So Chris was more understanding in another culture and area

No I mean Leon shot the natives first lol

[nocturne bloom]

Cops park around my job all the time

[gloomy tartan]

First thing he does is go into a guys house talks to him in English and shoot him in the head

[dire kayak]

i just got the lvl3 kataphron battle servitor

[gloomy tartan]

Like we know there zombies

[green vector]

you bri'ish too?

[void smelt]

what game

[dire kayak]

mechanicus

[nocturne bloom]

No, pls dont suggest im fake american

[green vector]

[void lark]

better validate your ticket or you get the judge dredd treatment
boy do I feel safe in the subway now

[little marten]

😈

[woven sigil]

Arent American's just fake British people tho?

[stuck crescent]

no

[ember nimbus]

the other way around actually

[gloomy tartan]

Aren’t we all just weirdos who wanted to leave the ocean tho

[stuck crescent]

having one as a father, you notice the diffrences

[thorn wedge]

would you like a hamburger or do ya want a burga?

[woven sigil]

Funny, because I'm sure we're responsible for modern America being a thing.. 🤔

[gloomy tartan]

Like we used to be a amphibian dawg we didn’t have taxes or laws or bedtimes

Why did we crawl onto land

[brazen pelican]

I blame the French for that.

[thorn wedge]

video games

[little marten]

DONT TAKE THE BAIT FELLOW INGERLANDERRRS

[void smelt]

you have the DLC?

[gloomy tartan]

We’re all really just sea creatures who said it’s not a phase mom

[dire kayak]

not yet

[gloomy tartan]

All humans are just assholes who didn’t wanna swim no more

[void smelt]

the ruststalker is also pretty good

[ember nimbus]

humans still swim tho

[gloomy tartan]

Return to monke is old

[brazen pelican]

Settle down, cunt.

[south valve]

What are the differences?

[void lark]

no ragrets

[ember nimbus]

whats your point

[void smelt]

eh, base game is good

[gloomy tartan]

Return to fish

[woven sigil]

Hey, its a time-tested strategy that one is; "If in doubt, blame the French", we've been doing it for hundreds of years, never fails

[thorn wedge]

the early testing release was a limited drop on the discord a month or so ago, too late im afraid

[gloomy tartan]

We don’t swim that good

[ember nimbus]

speak for yourself

i swim really well

[gloomy tartan]

Compared to anything else that swims tho

Not compared to other humans

[void smelt]

for mechanicus?? the game from 2018?

dang

[quaint moss]

:3

[ember nimbus]

im a way better swimmer than an elephant

[little marten]

You’re flirting in British!!!!

[ember nimbus]

or a cow

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[gloomy tartan]

Why can’t we swim like hippos

[void lark]

we're just too easy to sway
just stay it will annoy the brits and we jump head first
we'll do it again, you just watch

[gloomy tartan]

Like why can’t you just get fat and swim like a hippo

Or buff

Just hulk jump under water

[stuck crescent]

They're louder, for one

[ember nimbus]

i used to do that in the pool, stick rocks in my pockets and walk across the bottom

[gloomy tartan]

No but they bounce lol

[south valve]

Very true

[thorn wedge]

the skitari playtest

[green vector]

they do be loud as fuck

[little marten]

I like to think of myself as ‘international’

[gloomy tartan]

Mf can go from bottom of water to top in one bounce over and over

Hippos are nuts

[little marten]

Like a shipping company

[brazen pelican]

That's how the whole "colonizing" business started.

[gloomy tartan]

Hippos are understated

[little marten]

…fuck

I’ll excuse myself for a minute

[gloomy tartan]

If everyone was international no one would be exotic

[little marten]

🏃‍♀️

[void lark]

americans?
yeah I don't know why but everywhere they go they must scream

[gloomy tartan]

Is anything exotic anymore even

[green vector]

well americans tend to be more self assured than brits

[restive walrus]

yeah, Me (:

[ember nimbus]

who else cosmopolitan

[green vector]

we tend to be super self-depricating

[gloomy tartan]

Yo I wish we’d find a Loch Ness monster

That would be neat

[little marten]

Are you even American if you don’t scream ‘let’s goooooo’ everytime something mildy exciting happens?

[woven sigil]

Same for the Dutch, and the Spanish, and the Portugese, and the Romans, and the... Yeah... you get the picture

[dire kayak]

hoouuggghhhh

i cant wait to paint my knight castellan,,,,

[brazen pelican]

Very true.

[south valve]

I used to have an American friend and she was one of the most extroverted people I’ve ever met, despite me being her only friend

[gloomy tartan]

Are you even American if you don’t scream like a eagle when the football win

When the football win

[brazen pelican]

I'd suggest looking in aforementioned loch.

[thorn wedge]

it depends on what proof of identication [][][] decides is valid at the given time

[ember nimbus]

are you even american if you dont tip your doctor?

[gloomy tartan]

Does that do anything to your heart brother

[thorn wedge]

that could be anything

dont read into it

I need my car windows

[little marten]

[gloomy tartan]

I would like it if sea serpents were real but they just spit water at you

[void lark]

I hate it when it happens, I just want to enjoy the football win

[woven sigil]

Not sure i'd be inclined to do that when he's just charged me 250K for a tetnus jab

[brazen pelican]

And sing your three syllable chants.

[gloomy tartan]

All Americans are part eagle and part turkey

The trick is knowing which half your talking too

[brazen pelican]

So Byzantine?

[gloomy tartan]

The eagle or the turkey

[void lark]

the american eagle is not even a proper eagle

that's the worst part

[gloomy tartan]

The original bird for America was going to be a turkey

Which fits tbh

[little marten]

Americans are flightless birds in skin suits and that’s why they clap when a plane lands - DONT LET THEM FOOL YOU

[ember nimbus]

golden eagle is way cooler

[gloomy tartan]

But NOOO ITS NOT COOL ENOUGH

[woven sigil]

That would have been a bit on the nose all things considered 😄

[gloomy tartan]

turkey fits us good

[ember nimbus]

bald eagles are glorfiied seagulls

golden eagles routinely attack helicopters

[gloomy tartan]

Sea gulls are kind of peak

[void lark]

and it's actualy an eagle

[green vector]

scotlands national animal is the best

[brazen pelican]

Not even the coolest eagles, tbh.

[gloomy tartan]

We don’t wanna admit it but seagulls are based

We just get mad when we fall prey to there elite tactics

[void lark]

is that the unicorn? i can't member

[green vector]

yea

[gloomy tartan]

Like if we were all seagulls

We would do the SAME SHIT

[void lark]

seagulls are just big pigeons my man

[gloomy tartan]

We wish we were seagulls

[woven sigil]

Seagull = Bin chicken

[brazen pelican]

I become a seagull when I look at @little marten . All I can do is repeat "mine?".

[gloomy tartan]

Wait imagine the emp happens dawg and we need carrier birds again

[void lark]

that's pretty poggers indeed

[south valve]

And we we would that the SAME SHIT on the ground everywhere

[ember nimbus]

i for one, do not wish to be a seagull

[brave slate]

The unicorn isn't real. Neither is Scotland. It's a fictional country made up in the movie "Trainspotting"

[gloomy tartan]

Ww3 happens and we re enlist the pigeons and enlist the seagulls and carrier birds

[brazen pelican]

I thought Finland was the country that didn't exist. That and New Zealand.

[woven sigil]

Enlist the seagulls to do what? Go fishing in Chinese garbage? They can do that in most towns already

[ember nimbus]

it might exist, its just statistically unlikely

[dire kayak]

slaaneshi

[void lark]

Gallic Roosters, now that's a propper bird

[brazen pelican]

Is me!

[sick sparrow]

Uh, so all 4 players just loaded on to the Valkyrie and the game gave us a game over screen. Anyone else have this happen in expeditions?

[gloomy tartan]

Hey seagulls could do stuff if we trained them

The issue is they are lazy like us lol

[dire kayak]

i need headpats slaaneshi

[green vector]

yeah happening alot apparently

[brave slate]

Nah, New Zealand is definitely real. It's built upon the ruins of Old Zealand

[little marten]

I was attacked by a seagull that’s not funny 😡

[stiff elbow]

what do you guys know about the swedish work ethic

[void lark]

Isn't the meme about Denmark not existing?

[brazen pelican]

Then why are there so many world maps without it? Hmmm?!

[woven sigil]

Yeah, but we've already trained them to be a nuisance, and once an animal has a taste of anarchy, they're not going back

[little marten]

God I love emojis if I die untimely guys please make me an emoji

[brazen pelican]

Did you tell it "Seagull, stop it now!"?

[gloomy tartan]

We can train them to specifically go after our enemies for rewards lol

[ember nimbus]

here you go 🫃

[woven sigil]

Well they have a summer holiday as adults, so I would say it's lacking (ples no ban Fatshark)

[little marten]

No I threw my bacon roll at it in a fit of rage

[green vector]

🫃

[little marten]

Unfathomable based

[brave slate]

The New Zealand government paid off cartographers worldwide to hide their country

[void lark]

what were you doing at the moment of the attack?

[brazen pelican]

Nah, but I urge people to chuck rocks into the sea to drown it.

[gloomy tartan]

The seagulls are a mercenary bird race like the jackals from halo lol

[void lark]

I bet you were asking for it

[little marten]

Eating a bacon roll

[ember nimbus]

do brits really

[brazen pelican]

Let me guess. It returned shortly after.

[little marten]

It bit a chunk of roll and my finger and drew blood!!

[gloomy tartan]

Crows and ravens have loyalty tho

[little marten]

I could have got bird pox

[void lark]

that's like eating honey in front of a bear

[green vector]

do we really what

[woven sigil]

Being mobbed by seagulls does sound pretty nasty tbh, particularly if they're hungry

[gloomy tartan]

How

[stiff elbow]

wrong
they work for 30 minutes a day, and then they leave to collect their pensions and subsidized welfare checks and then they sleep the rest of the day at their baroque mansions

[little marten]

From the bird

[thorn wedge]

exist

[void lark]

if i had to chose between the seagull and the bear I'd chose the bear

[ember nimbus]

just putting bacon on a roll

[green vector]

kinda

[brazen pelican]

"Ah blimey. Bloody beach rat bit me finger he did!"

[ember nimbus]

thats not a sandwich

[green vector]

hell yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine the entire coast of seagulls mobbing a specific enemy trying to invade by coast

[thorn wedge]

I find it hard to belive

[woven sigil]

Well I know where I'm moving in the next few years

[green vector]

bacon butter and tommy k

[stiff elbow]

there is a lot of discipline and quality that comes into that half an hour

[little marten]

Fuck off lmao

[green vector]

its bussin

[thorn wedge]

theres supposed to be a bunch of funny people

[stiff elbow]

this is why darktide missions take 30 minutes on average

[gloomy tartan]

A seagull super mob if we controlled them with magnetic waves or some shit

[thorn wedge]

who talk funny

[ember nimbus]

brits really still eat like the jerrys kept bombing since the 40s

[brazen pelican]

Not gonna lie, I am way too happy about that one.

[gloomy tartan]

Harambe did

[thorn wedge]

and live in funny made up places like ooplandinshire

[gloomy tartan]

They got him tho

[green vector]

and dont you forget it

[stiff elbow]

"THER'Z NO FLAVUH WIFH'OUWT SPORWT!"

[thorn wedge]

and eat plain bread and rice paper

like honestly

[woven sigil]

They might be diminutive alone, but 100million seagulls sounds like an absurd amount of fuckery to inflict on an invader and it'd be funny to see it on the news

[stiff elbow]

"MOOSTASH FA'HRG, NUUUUURGAAAALE!"

[void lark]

they stopped?

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t the bri ish all drink tea at the same time

[stiff elbow]

this is how the denizens in post-brexit london speak

[green vector]

nah i hate tea

[woven sigil]

Some of us, yes

[green vector]

shit sucks

[ember nimbus]

and theres a whole nother island where they talk even funnier and they say cunt even more?

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass imagine the moment you get on the beach it’s empty

[woven sigil]

Heresy

[ember nimbus]

who wrote this shit

[dire kayak]

should i show my knight castellan when i paint it tomorrow

[thorn wedge]

right?

[little marten]

I VOTED REMAIN DAMN YOU NAN

[void lark]

went to the uk the other day, the place was so grim I could swear it was sill under heavy bombing

[restive walrus]

australia mentioned??

[stiff elbow]

"Amh' sellin' crack cocaine, yew' wee CUNT."

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine seagulls defending a carrier ship in ww2

[green vector]

same 🥀

[restive walrus]

no..not australia mentioned..

[woven sigil]

So did I, but the average british voter is uhh... quite stupid

[stiff elbow]

that guy in that movie didnt actually have tourettes, he was just scottish

[green vector]

we'll take back the country when all the boomers croak

[ember nimbus]

i was talking about the aussies for sure

[green vector]

[gloomy tartan]

I mean seagulls allready mob attack stuff

[stiff elbow]

the further out in the isles, they look more like twinks

with cerebral palsy

[woven sigil]

No we wont, we'll be too jaded to bother reaching for the pitchforks

[gloomy tartan]

All we have to do is direct the seagulls inate mob mentality

[restive walrus]

guys it was funny the first time when you put us all here and left with the boats. But do you mind sending them back? Its been 100 years its not funny anymore.

Uk please

uk please

[green vector]

yeah you right

[restive walrus]

uk please

[green vector]

im just gonna stay in 🥀

[ember nimbus]

good riddance tbh

[woven sigil]

Theres no possible way in which this could backfire... Not one bit

[gloomy tartan]

I mean we might create hyper aggressive seagull army’s that attack any foreigners in hopes of treats

[stiff elbow]

god-emperor keir starmer actually just turned on his life support feeding off the souls of the homeless

sorry

[brave slate]

They'll just end up starving the sailors when they eat all the food

[little marten]

It’s really disheartening how we seem to hit our 40’s and become the most obnoxious people going

[stiff elbow]

you cant kill him

[gloomy tartan]

Feed the seagulls with the enemy

[livid glacier]

Did Thinfish buffed all the weapons ?

[ember nimbus]

plasma got nerfed

[void lark]

they buffed the crash

[green vector]

nah i think its a bit older

[livid glacier]

Fr in the new mode i crashed 3 times 💀

[green vector]

its like the 50 year old divorced dads on facebook

[livid glacier]

what about the las gun ?

[gloomy tartan]

We create seagulls that attack anything they don’t recognize lol

[green vector]

them mfs crazy

[ember nimbus]

buffed

[hidden wedge]

every other expedition is mission abort for me and my friends, fix it fat shark

[woven sigil]

I've got 7 years left. I'll be sure to come back when I hit 40 and remind you that the EU takes the piss and we're better off without it

[brazen pelican]

People in the UK live past 40? I thought that was for royalty only.

[livid glacier]

even the auto version ?

[stiff elbow]

lasgun got tremendously buffed

its so hot

[void lark]

nerf crash @obesedolphing

[hidden wedge]

wasting our time for nothing mab

[ember nimbus]

i think so yeah

[livid glacier]

Fking epic

[ember nimbus]

not sure actually

[stiff elbow]

still cant penetrate carapace tho

[livid glacier]

Yebiiii

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t people train kangaroos

🦘

[south valve]

Hot

[green vector]

we gotta do satanic ritual in the name of the royal family to get up there

[livid glacier]

Imma pentrate carapace with something else.. KRAK NADE!!!!!!!

[little marten]

Both me and my partner have burned out divorced former raver dads in their 50’s and they are the most insane whirlwinds of misery going lmao so I think you’re on to something

[void lark]

kangaroos are lowkey wimps

[woven sigil]

Coz they'll as soon KO you as look at you

[gloomy tartan]

You could probably get a super buff kangaroo if it was trained in some kick boxing

[brazen pelican]

Ah, that makes sense. Still sacrificing the Irish during the rituals?

[gloomy tartan]

Got confidence training

[green vector]

so true

[ember nimbus]

@livid glacier recon lasgun got no changes

[green vector]

ye

[woven sigil]

Oh... Well.. I'm fucked then There is no hope

[gloomy tartan]

A kangaroo with kick boxing and some grappling training

[brazen pelican]

Good.

[brave slate]

Too much attitude. A Roo will beat the piss outta its trainer once it learns how to fight proper

[stiff elbow]

the more my dad ages, the less fascist he gets which is weird

[void lark]

I bet I could 1v1 an adult kangaroo without breaking a sweat

[gloomy tartan]

Make the trainer wear that suit to protect from bears

[ember nimbus]

they are like 6 feet tall fully grown

theyll fuck you up

[stiff elbow]

he used to be a subscriber of classical mussolinite fascism cus he thought he was related to italian land cus he's italian-american

which is

[livid glacier]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cringe-peak-who-is-he-PFq61W97Rfk5Vcoopo

[stiff elbow]

dumb

[void lark]

so like a human being?

[woven sigil]

Make sure your significant other posts the video on liveleak

[livid glacier]

Oh gifs doesn't work here 💀

[ember nimbus]

no like a animal actually

[eager haven]

expeditions are piss-easy if you split up jeez

[gloomy tartan]

Yo what if Australia had trained kangaroos to defend from coastal attacks that drowned soldiers in the ocean waters lol

[little marten]

One of us one of us

[brave slate]

Then why bother with the Kangaroo? Just send the armoured up trainer into battle

[green vector]

its not the height its the super sharp claws and strong af legs

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t move for shit in that suit lol

[brazen pelican]

You want the nation that lost a war against emus to try and domesticate kangaroos?

[green vector]

they'll rip your guts open

[void lark]

just don't get hit, duh

[stiff elbow]

would be fire

[ember nimbus]

he runs a dex build

[stiff elbow]

but i dont think that will happen

[ember nimbus]

into the trash

[dire kayak]

hmmm

do i play expeditions or do i read more fall of cadia

[gloomy tartan]

The military was all let’s send a jeep with a machine gun on the back into the outback

[brazen pelican]

My Havoc strat, I told you that in confidence, now everyone is going to steal it. :<

[gloomy tartan]

The fact the Jeep bounced like crazy and almost launched the guy on the machine gun off was so funny

[little marten]

My 57 y/o dad somehow found himself in the manosphere and proudly refers to himself as sigma

[void lark]

3 toughness curios and I'm all set, just time my dodges and don't get greedy

[stiff elbow]

OH MY GOD BRUH 😭

[brazen pelican]

Chad dad.

[gloomy tartan]

They wasted so much ammo trying to kill emu lol

[green vector]

LMAOOOO

[jaunty tundra]

Do expeditions get better the more you play it? Really slow

[brazen pelican]

Is your dad single?

[woven sigil]

Damn, thats an uncomfortable level of cringe

[brave slate]

Some mellow out when they age. My dad was always pretty conservative but he's now got some sort of hippie phase going on

[little marten]

He became so shortly after announcing that in front of me, my partner and his partner at the time

[gloomy tartan]

You should get your dad into devil may cry

Tell your dad he’s just like Virgil

[round wedge]

anyone else been stuck on "Reading data from disc"

[brazen pelican]

Damn, not even being a worm can save him, I'm afraid. :<

[stiff elbow]

he's still pretty racist and hardliner, do not get me wrong

[gloomy tartan]

The alpha and the omega

[dire kayak]

fall of cadia is so fire,,,,

[stiff elbow]

its a very slow change

[void lark]

can't we share the gospel?

[stiff elbow]

but its change i guess

[brazen pelican]

I don't remember that. You cheating on me with other worms?!

[glossy linden]

What do yall think about the new game mode? I don’t find it that fun because it seems like it’s just more gunners than melee people and with the open area that sucks.

[woven sigil]

I lucked out with my pa tbh, he's super chill, always has been

[gloomy tartan]

Big worm from Friday lol

[brazen pelican]

I will allow it, for I am a generous being.

[little marten]

Toil in the soil 😈

[green vector]

its bussin

i love it

[glossy linden]

Cool

[void lark]

I would drink a beer with your dad but I'm guessing I would not be able to understand a word he says with that funny accent of yours

[brave slate]

I think it helped in a weird way that my grandad was this super racist chinese man
My dad really didnt want to end up like him
I think my sibling coming out also helped his development

[brazen pelican]

"So, Oi'm one of dem Sigma's, ya hear?"

[gloomy tartan]

Do we have proof that Popeye the sailor man is not in-fact also the god emperor of mankind

[little marten]

He’s quite exhausting.. I caught him talking to some random guy at a family party about how he thinks men have periods because he gets angry each full moon

[void lark]

his face when I answer him with my prime macron accent

[brazen pelican]

None at all. So it's canon now.

[woven sigil]

I wonder how bamboozling it is for an American to meet a cockney 🤔

[ember nimbus]

im doing some ragout tomorrow

i cant wait

[gloomy tartan]

Spinach was the original corpse starch

[ember nimbus]

imma go to sleep soon

[stiff elbow]

what a fucking odd conundrum
my grandpa was a mathematics professor and a staunch socialist, compared to my dad

[ember nimbus]

and dream of bolognese

[green vector]

goddamn

[void lark]

unfathomably based

[green vector]

he's deep in there huh

[brave slate]

Hasn't he heard of lycantrophy?

[brazen pelican]

"Me family may have left me, but I'm still the Alpha here, yeah? Leading the pack and all, yeah?"

[gloomy tartan]

Once I meet some tall ass wahmen

[void lark]

I hope unfathomably means what I think it means but I refuse to go check

[gloomy tartan]

They were Swedish or some shit

[little marten]

Gods forbid he thinks he’s a sigma wolf hahahahs

[stiff elbow]

ur dad is a werewolf dawg

[gloomy tartan]

Or Norwegian

[green vector]

yeah u said it right

[gloomy tartan]

It was insane how tall they were