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No google but took me a minute
we are extracting in zone 1 to prevent progress loss from bugs, please fatshark fix the game
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"bugs" "fix" "game" ๐คฃ
There Are No Bugs In Darktide
Only Features
True actually, the bugs are in Space Marine
losing progess on zone 2 or three feels bad
Fatshark fix the game sounds like Emperor protect me
Losing progress is a feature to simulate a real conflict where the storm raptor could get shot down
anyone tryna play expeditions im bored
eu you?
Same
Whos doing the most dps beside pysk
Cool
Our game doesnt have QtE's telling you when to block or parry enemies, we're much more cultured

menu>social>E
@brave slate 4869460578
Howdy all
Space marine 2 is rollslop
Parryslop
Fromslop

That's me btw
I'm a busy man, I dont want to waste what little time I have repeating the same 3 phases and have my 30 minutes of gameplay wiped out because the game is bugged. I'm just going to requeue zone 1 5/6 times and that will be my hour of gameplay. Terrible launch experience Fatshark. Shame on you.
What buff do enemies get when they touch gas or tox flames?
Another?
I wasn't aware this happened
Outrage tourists were mad that we had a black and an asian Ultramarine, apparently forgetting that the Ultramarines recruit from like... an entire planet
Clearly the best 40k game is fire warrior
That has nothing to do with the darktide space marine 2 rap battle beef
Also the Ultramarines recruit from like all over ultramar these days iirc
So that's alot of planets
the best 40 k game is minis simple as
Oh
tfw You buy Elden Ring to expect the new shit from FromSoft but it's just Dark Souls 4
Also gulliman is a freaky ass mutant like some of his brothers so his seed is normal
Calling it a game when it's more like collecting beanie babies you have to assemble and dye yourself is an interesting choice.
The level of hype of this game might be the reason I am disappointed
Bros never used a blast template
The best Warhammer game is actually old world trust
Not even just an entire planet. The latest UM lore is called 500 worlds for a reason. Plus they're based on the Roman Empire, which conquered countless civilizations all over the world, so they had non roman people of color living under their rule.
Nah, if it were Dark Souls 4 it would be good 
At least the imperium unlike the romans treat everybody equally bad
But generally the notion that a chapter can't have minority representation is just stupid overall. Literally no lore anywhere stating they can't
Yeah, but it's not just the Ultramarines in the Realm of Ultramar. They have a lot of successors in there too.
Soo if u get dcd during an expedition, you don't get anything? really Fatshark?
still got game of the year even though the gameplay is the fucken same 
There's some chapters with skin tone mutations but that's not the ultramarines
Like salamanders who have visited nocturne turn charcoal
Iirc blood Angels all become blonde vampire twinks
But then you got like Imperial fists
They are just guys
the parrying btw in Elden Ring, once you know how it works it will piss you off
Like the gameplay is good, but for old souls heads the invasion system is so ass
Chuds were crying over the black space wolf in sm2 as well. I straight up saw some of these morons saying shit like "black skin isn't dark skin" when people brought up the sea wolves
I think there was a chapter that got mentioned one time that had some freaky like colourful skin and got killed by the inquisition
Yes. It is ass, thats why its entirely banned in comp because its braindead easy
Dark souls has been bad post ds2
It's bs with the hardness for new players because a new player won't know
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the parry hit box is beside your character
Bloodborne? Slop
not on the shield
bs
But ds1 and ds2 super hyper peak
Bloodborne is awesome
These are some of the opinions ever
Bloodbornes bosses are the most forgettable in the series
You can literally parry out of hitstun vs a lot of enemies and against a lot of weapons. Its so dog man
Salamanders' skin color isn't indicative of each marine's ethnicity tho. The salamanders have asian and black marines too, along with white ones
They all turn charcoal though
They become one
The parry hitbox is a circle to the left of you
Ragebait โ๏ธ
that pops up
That changes basically nothing tho
I know, but that doesn't change their ethnicity
No like I'm being fr alot of the bosses aren't memorable
It changes everything
Like sure the good bosses like Maria are memorable the cool ones but like
If the parry is not on the shield
You on to rely on some bs beside you
Paarl I think
that you can't see
The redo of tower knight but bodies
Amygdala boss
Bloodborne has alot of mid bosses in there
Cleric beast
im gonna eat bloodborne
Cleric beast is mostly only memorable for being the first boss most people fight
His fight itself is fine for what it is
Living failures
The name is apt
This is somehow the best thing I've heard in this conversation
It doesnt, you can literally face away from someone an still parry them lul
Because of the circle
It's a fucken ball beside you
I'm very scared about the duskbloods cuz
that scream it's really a thing
It looks like from is making pubg
i can hear it on my head when cleric beast it's mentioned
Besides it's memorable endgame and dlc bosses Bloodbornes most memorable things IMO are it's locations and sound design
Like blood starved beast is kinda whatever
Its gonna be ass and its not gonna sell because its an online game on a portable console with fromsoft netcoding
But old yharnem is memorable
PvP nightreign 
Smh why didn't space marine 2 let you parry bolters in pvp
People gonna be playing that shit on the bus and on ropey work wifi against people on the other side of the planet. Its literally gonna be unplayable
i like everything about that game, probably my fav, but elden ring content it's like more gratificant due the amount of quality/content
and fromsoft boss hitboxes
Pst..
Skill issue
My favorite souls game is ds2 
It's the one that feels the most like an rpg
I can parry in any other game
uggg brotha ugggg
I enjoy my areas having substance and the game not being run to boss simulator
Ds2 slander is insane MFs will point out animation jank with grabs I can replicate in Elden ring
And act like ds2 is so much worse
But I can understand that FromSoft can't make good bosses like the ones from the DMC series
lady maria it's such an amazing boss
I liked Ludwig
say that from has not good bosses it's some serious hated behaviour
Fromsoft should slow down a little the bosses are getting comically fast and it's devolving into a game where all you do is roll
In Elden ring shields are a meme for like half the game
Vhat
And even then you gotta minmax spec to make them broken
"man I wonder if this slow attack is slow or going to speed up randomly"
Physics be damned
I wonder if this guy is going to jump down and slam
you dont get it
LMAO stop
He might float
all my marines must all be blonde white men or else.. or else... i'll cry !!! ๐ฅบ
TIL the new boss can see through infiltrate
Margit the fell omen and his really long wind up for every other move ๐ญ
Margit is insane for that
wtf you on about now
With blue eyes?
yes WITH blue eyes
the white afrikaaners and anglos who descend from the voortrekker colonies
I think there's a large white population in South America?
well used to be
yes south africa
Whoopsie daisy
Elon musk wasn't sudafrican?ยฟ
but yeah, both actually
NO
BACK INTO THE POLITICS JAR
GET TF BACK IN THE JAR
because the dutch-speaking settlers from the british cape colony traveled to the very southern cape of africa
aka where modern south africa lies
Oh right
Still is, pretty sure
these settlers were then spread across the rest of southern africa after the boer wars
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elon musk is south african
I am nipping it while I can
I might be jinxing it, but I think people here are mature enough not to
ha
When when I go to the beach at night
Charlize Theron is another famous south african
Blonde with blue eyes, mind you ๐
The next man or woman to cause choas here will have their eye lids stapled to their skull
forced to watch Young and The Restless

Neat
Don't threaten me with a good time
Sleensh follower spotted
Sleensh
Sleensh ogre main
I can neither confirm or deny
(The inquisition will turn up)
Like-a give a fuck ๐ฎ๐น ๐ค
its rlly funny because the dutch settlers left the cape colony to escape british racial assimilation and their "liberal" policies (aka the abolition of slavery)
does havoc set you back around 10 levels every week? last week I got maybe 19 or 20 (after unlocking at 16) and today I looked and I was havoc 10
and then went to southern africa to proceed to force their OWN racial policies on the native khosan and bantu peoples
(aka killing and enslaving them all)
well if you wanted cheap slaves you get them from Africa
That's kinda fucked up
Yeah Well
That's Colonialism
thats all of colonialism
Can't get them yourself as a white boi because well
they dont call it the "R*pe of Africa" for no reason
the illnesses would kill you first
Me when I open up a history book and find out that my ancestors were evil af
if you want them cheap you "grow" (english not my 1st language obviously, dunno the right word) them where you need them
like malaria
D:
So their people sold themselves to us
since we would die doing it ourselves
Isn't the human condition across cultures just amazing
dam, i don't know how to feel, i recently feel genuinely attached by a song made by ai, first time ever feeeling this internal war
tecnobarbarians here we go
a lot of african natives sold their countrymen and women out of fear and coercion mainly
expeditions: 25 minutes will never go by faster
if out of fear they wouldn't get riches in return
You don't pay those you could just wipe out
So they must have gained something
Thus the rules of cause and effect

People who quit in havoc ARE CRINGE AF
a lot of historical misconceptions of colonialism stem from the supposed fact that "ooh the africans sold themselves to us cus they also had slavery!!"
Yes
im not denying that some african cultures had slave systems and traditions
everyone has slavery
Sort of just
what humans do
but african merchants were not a majority of the native populations
Es verdad, son una panda de cabrones
Don't need to be when you are selling them
almost CONSISTANTLY and most of the time, natives were kidnapped and taken from their homes by the colonial entities and missionaries from europe
thats a whole other different argument
i keep getting mission aborted errors , code 2014? i dont think its internet
No one can make it that far into Africa from dying to illness like I said
idk if you've looked at the new imperialist age from 1880-onwards but the french and the british had the biggest colonial entities divvied up inside of africa
Spain were a little bit diferent
they penetrated the very heartlands of the sub-sahara starting from the 1880s
But, get this, it has a horse in it.
eventually militarising their way all the way down to the congolese heartlands
and I know some info about biology, it's not possible even today to not catch malaria there as a non native
Without meds you'll perish
without vaccinations you're fucked
im starting to get better at the expeditions interrogator minigame
I feel like you're making an entire continent out to be a diseased wasteland
he's somewhat correct
No it's just how the body works, there are diasese here in America we have resistance to but not people moving here
Kinda a dumb question but can skitarii bless guns?
the entire continent wasnt a diseased wastelands but the european militaries had some trouble penetrating interior africa
it's easy when you get 2 images in a row normaly it has 100% coincidence with the 4 pattern
For me it's all about picking a two symbol combination from the quadrant and quickly scanning the grid for all instances of those two symbols next to each other and then narrowing it down to the square that's needed
like how the yankees gave the Natives small poxs
If they can that would make for a great ability for the class if it ever comes to darktide
It was deadly because small poxs was new to the body
Probably not. They aren't ordained clergy in the adeptus mechanicus.
I see what you mean
Everywhere is a diseased wasteland to me. I can only exist in my natural desert biome and nowhere else.
If you increase the humidity by 1% I will WITHER and DIE
Skitarii come in many forms but the basic type is a borderline servitorised soldier under the direct control of a tech-priest
fml nooooooooooooooooooo
Aw. Thought they could give themselves holy weapon like a palladin. Like yknow you are mid mission as skitarii and you just slather your gun in holy oils to make it shoot better
And it does
i agree with you that because of diseases like malaria thinning european numbers and limiting conquest, but you are generalizing a lot of how much the africans actually partook in the slave trade
@south valve join us doing expeditions
when we get the ork class, you'll be able to dip your weapons in red paint mid mission 
The real impact of their faith is disputable at best
That is actually a pretty cool idea
when it comes to power you don't need alot of bad eggs
the only african natives who actually got riches and benefitted from the trading of their countrymen were tribal and social elites
No thank you
only a few fools
alright
The tech priests of the adeptus mechanicus are essentially just ignorant and have replaced understanding with ritual
"In the omnissiah's name, awaken!"
I agree with that
Turns to dust
The 3 types of response right there
Such many cases
Learning routine machine maintenance is treated like some kind of holy knowledge when it's just
You know
Being a glorified mechanic
A holy mechanic
slavery among african natives varied a lot before new age imperialism
Well if we ever get a skiitari id be suprised if one of their abilities wasn't a weapon buff
Or a turret
holified mechanic
slavery is usually a bottleneck on progressing as a society
You either get past it or not
and those that didn't
have rotted
China is a good explain o this
They treat their people like ass
now the whole thing is on fire
Not the weirdest chat topic all things considered
true
We could talk about 40k lore and how fucked that is in comparison
I have a hard choice to make. Play Darktide or take a nap.
Nap
You right.
Darktide
europe's legacy of violent expansionism has rotted africa, still the african countries remain economically and culturally dependent on the first world
Honestly i thought for sure this time it would be landlords since hadron started paying her rent finally
Many Such Cases!!!
We're the angel and the devil on your shoulder
you can never really get past these kinda things
of course, you can learn and move on from these mistakes, as all people do when the conditions arrive
europe hasnt really
Won't argue that tbh but the system is kept up by people that want to feel good and pour money into the problem
rather than fix it
the first world still does the same shit it did to to the third world like 200 years ago
African geography kneecaps its people tbh
Do you think we'll ever move past it?
Also before i go to sleep anybody else kinda wants to bite a data reliquary or is that just my ogryn main brain
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The two are intertwined
As long as people have white guilt. No
nothing will ever stand in the way of the pursuit of capital
It just looks tasty
Are you guys being as dysfunctional as our Rejects again
Didn't they change "pursuit of property" to "pursuit of happiness" in the Declaration of Independence?
I heard something like that
all, did anybody have a bug happen where their character's hair color changed?
I had a SoB-lookalike with the white hair but now she has black hair
Most Darktide lines is from the chat
we are actually having very productive conversations
about colonialism
and africa
Which is crazy by internet standards
I highly fucking doubt that
They talking slavery and i wanna munch on a data reliquary
yes
Kinda funny
Why are you talking about Slavery
tl;dr SLAVERY AND COLONIALISM = BAD
So kinda functional all things considered
share some with me
they look yummy
cus we were talking about actors and then south africa and then the history of the boers and the voortrekk and then africa
its not like we were arguing lol
Ok but leave some of the gold strap for me das da best part
Because 40k lore is darker
my sweet prince
sounds of metal munching and crunching
b4 somebody in particular says something weird
it's technically part of the 40k lore
Ok goodnight everybody
RANNICK SEX SCENE
holy shit he right
yeah im pretty sure slavery is in 40k
I rather work for the imperium than choas tbh
serfdom
Choas is just pain
*Scenes. We know that twink wouldn't stop at one
Pure pain
slavery is almost 90% of the Imperium work (exxageration but still)
One could argue that their whole planet classification system is a modernisation of the triangular trade concept ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
At least I rest in death but not with the choas
that doesnt sound like exaggeration considering its 40k
my ass spawns back in
I mean if you were transported into 40k it would be your only choices
when I die
I'm glad someone else can recognise Rannick for the fruitcake he is
me personally
Not really considering very big working forces can't be really considered slave labour
im gonna be a chaos warrior
He is as coarse and dry as fruitcake i'll give ya that
You are dying 10 seconds into any situation lets be real
i'd rather die than live in 40k
Rogue Trader
now your soul is in the warp for the chaos gods to consuime
can't escape suffering anywhere
are normal, working civilians working serfs?
serfdom is a form of slavery
He seems like someone I'd want to play darktide with
He needs some moisturizer. Guy looks as if he was left in a dryer sometimes
especially the russian-esque feudal serfdom that the imperium employs on a systemic level
as a serf you get a wife at least
Imperial Guard, chapter serf, engineer working, administratum, ministorum
Oh you mean how he looks
Fair
Yeah
worse off topic than zealot chat
Imperium also has some non slavery type of work
Being rich
Rannick looks like a slightly rehydrated raisin imo
if you fail to work in 40k, you basically die
I've never seen it
you are an asset more than a human
Depending on how you die it's not even a fair trade
Being dead can suck as well in the 40k universe
thats slavery
noteven just lucky to being born on Terra
since most of those jobs happen there
Ok i rly need the sleep. Goodnight and do not be crazy chat
every human in 40k is a resource, a laborer that is considered more as property than as an actual human
"Production Must Never Seize"
Yeah and I rather that than Choas
I mean yeah when your empire works in a galactic scale
Have you seen what Choas does to their labour?
everyone is an asset
Isn't that the case in our 2k universe?
you get killed if you dont work constantly
wow!!!!!!!!!! really?????
thats so media literate!!!
But at least with chaos you get more freedom and if you do a good job and kill a lot of people you can become ascended with chaos blessings
and if you don't endure it you become a chaos spawn which is still a cool ass transformation
So real fr
40k is so modern ๐
I just evac'd with 3k tech remnants and a bug caused the game to declare the match a loss so my entire team lost the 3k tech remnants. Think I'm done with expeditions permanately until this is fixed.
Imperium slave you just die or turn into a servitor
Yeah, not to brag but I read a book once
Isn't a choas spawn just suffering all the time?
more like when ur empire is a fuedel autocracy akin to that of the tsarist element in russia
remove timer from expedition and its more fun
damn man the choas version of a dreadnought is just ass to be
I got my 1st shield on arbites. Now i understand why everyone uses shields ๐ก your invincible
what is the average lifespan of a lower class civilian worker in 40k
shield and shot pistol is my favorite
I'd say the same as in victorian england, 'bout 45-50 years
40k is genuinely just east london istg
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darktide is very unrealistic
in england the locals would be a little more aggressive
there was a baby bat here inside my house
people irl just are more aggressive
had to discard of him outside
tragic
It barely has any consciousness whatsoever
ah
That's what happens when your galactic sized empire has its ruler turn into a semi-dead corpse and all of its population becomes dogmatic zealots
plus uhhh
common sense becoming stupidly rare
semi?
hmm... a lot of parellels to modern london. . .
you do know warhammer was created by a british company when the conservative party was in power right?
Thatcher iirc
Man I wish people hated politicians as much as me 
i am aware
Yes
Emperor's physical body is still alive even though rotting
and his mind is still active
I miss when space marines were just american football players with guns
it is shattered into multiple personalities but he can do stuff
miracles (like Celestine) is the Emperor doing shit on the immaterium
aka the warp
thatcher's london was basically the imperium of man
I don't because that's boring
plus depending on the chapter they still kinda are
You're boring
Yeah because Emps is a fascist
More like the garden of nurgle
space marines should go back to being mass-produced warriors with no critical thinking skills
thunder warriors
that would be cool
The fragments of Big E's soul/psyche/consciousness are scattered throughout the setting, and it is a concentrated effort of fucking will to pull them all together for him to do anything substantial. But Big E is very much a presence, and has become more active in the last few years than he has been since the Heresy.
If not liking the dumb 1st edition of 40k then I am very happily dumb
yeah, I like the big dumb guys thrope
and then the regular space marines that are actually conscious can be the slavedrivers/chapter masters
whatever u wanna call em
His short talk with Guilliman was so fucking cool
Kinda like ogryns but better because not orgyns
i think it would make a very good narrative
good thing ogryns exist now huh
also orks
He is more of a god now than he ever was when he was alive.
All ork books
Terminus decree

that and thunder warriors asthetically look the most opulent and imperial
orks are not dumb, they are fully mentally deficient
space marines are made to be high school bullies
we do not know what it is still.
but there is speculation it's actually pulling the plug on E's chair.
Grey Knights stop big E from leaving golden throne
as some believe that doing so will trigger his full rebirth.
space marines should be psychologically and intellectually dumb
No, they ARE dumb
some as smart, which is why they become leaders of waghs
No.
That is stupid as fuck lmao
thats COOL
Orks are mean versions of the bikuras from hyperion ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
it isn't, doesn't make for good space marine content
you already have ogryns for that
Ogryns fuck.
The theory is if the Emperor rises from the Throne it won't be himself anymore
Militarum > Astartes
and another thing completely
I'm a big space marine chudette so I disagree with this opinion
I don't buy into it though honestly. They could've just made him the next Chaos God at that point.
space marines were originally just 8 foot tall hulking brutes with room temperature IQ instead of elite warriors in the oldest lore as they SHOULD
way more accurate to real world marines
The Dark King.
He pretty much is
however he has still a connection to the real relm
space marines bein as mentally incapable as the average guardsman is peak 40k 
willing and unflinching to carry out the emperor's will in the most utilitarian way possible
Mmmmmmm... I don't think he's as powerful as a Chaos god yet.
Yeah and thank god that was retconned because 1st edition was completely ass
But he's pretty close.
and plus
it was because 40k was made as a joke
and a critic to at the time policital party of london
so uh
after it became a REAL media
im crashing a lot in expedition now, is the normal game mode having issues too or is it just expedition?
most of the primarque being basicaly big dumb guys anyway would make the dump space marines lore friendly
Literally incorrect but alr
Primarchs are all p much genius level intellects lol what
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"I HATE FUN"
Even dumbass Angron.
I hate stupid shit
.why do they always act stupid though?
Angron was smart, however the nails did a number on him every time he had any thoughtbeyond killing
have you ever read a Black Library bok?
id say guilliman is pretty smart
Angron had potential to be the most chad primarch, but the nails fucked him real good.
but then again ive read like 3 paragraphs about him
And he's not even the smartest of them all
I can see from the way you can barely type correctly
Ferrus Manus, Dorn, Sanguinius are prob the smartest 3.
Sanguinius wasn't that bright im ngl
Thunder Warriors >>> Space Marines
He literally told the Emperor to keep Baal a shit hole
Gorillaman is a logistical genius so.
its really tempting to buy a techmarine rn,,,,
In a straight up fight yes actually Thunder Warriors were a factor stronger and faster than your typical Space Marine.
I mean they pretty much are overgrown teens
I could get sushi..
says shit about the imperium for being a fascist empire
proceeds to say thunder warriors, who were literally violence incarnate and were more unstable than post-heresy World Eaters are better
I am praying for my tax return soon
and primarchs are like their big brother
I need my fucken weed man
But Thunder Warriors were terribly unstable and unreliable long term hence why Big E got rid of them.

yeah cus they look cool
haven't tried it myself because I can't be bothered going back to sm2 but I heard it's pretty fun
i mean the miniature
The next mf to piss me off will be strangled
Cant A Girl Ever Enjoy Herself
thunder warriors are probably worse at teamwork too
but they still weren't as dumb as you want them to be, just could fall into madness
Sanguinius was awesome tho.
We saw how that worked out for Troy
That's my mood rn
@digital fulcrum ty for the proton GE rec. fixed my valkyrie issue. I could kiss you
ah, actual warhammer 
do it lad
The glaze is warranted on Sanguinius's name.
your dumb
Im at work and gotta stay late unless a miracle happens
that would kinda explain how most of the imperium fell into chaos
Damn you're too sexy to strangle 
Most of the Imperium hasn't fallen to Chaos though.
Yes but thats because of ther whole "brotherhood" shit
they don't act like school bullies because theyre meant to be beyond than that, even if they lack some common sense due to them being bred as inhuman as possible
SO REALLL
If that were the case, there'd be no Imperium.
i LOVE sanguinius
It doesn't.
mentally unstable space marines would be FIRE
World Eaters
Most of the Imperium actually doesn't even know about Chaos.
i should be a licensed GW lorewriter
World eaters
it's because all the incompetent baboons are in charge ||(they are all incompetent baboons)||
You just described the world eaters
Not in the way Space Marines or Guard do.
These people have never picked up a 40k book and keep talking nonse
yeah but those are traitor marines
its insane
30k World Eaters.
Okay the chapter that drinks blood
which one
I am pretty sure those mf are unhinged
there are like 10+
Oh ffs

The omes that are supposed to be known for it
they one with the dead primarque
this setting is just like dune โ๐ฝ
DO YOU KNOW HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS ITDOWN?
WHICH ONE????
I thought like the nightlords did that shit for fun
all good glad it worked
u prob need to preload shaders again tho (play a few games)
Flesh Tearers also drink blood
Angels Vermillion
Angels Encarmine
you know exactly the one he's talking about
They're a successor chapter of the Blood Angels.
The
FLESH EATERS
I have flesh
ANYWAYS
Flesh Tearerssssss
the one with red paint scheme
we all do it came free for being a human
i think we can ALL AGREE that space marine narratives are BORING
oh boy...
hehehehe
and that the eisenhorn trilogy are the best books ever
I am going to break a heretic's arms and use it as a Abrities police siren
I do prefer Militarum books yes.
god emperor arguing with his multiple personalities that are generated from past memories
I do think most Space Marines are boring.
Depends
hmm.. i wonder where they got this
Oh it's demented
Nightlords do any and all depraved things you might think of.
as if it isnt the most basic thrope ever created
Th-they hold hands ๐ณ
I am mean to people with room temperature IQ
That's why they're my 1st favorite space marine chapter
I like the salamanders because I am already surrounded by jackasses
i love the thousand sons
Salamanders are mine.
How depraved?...
primarques?
Hand holding
Because kindness, compassion and empathy are cool traits.
thousand sons, iron hands and nova marines are my favourites
Primarchs*
hmm... a vast human empire ruled by a immortal, and psychic god-emperor with a chronic fear of new technologies or thinking machines...
yes, a very basic trope
Boooring
primark
not at all inherited by frank herbert's God-Emperor of Dune
They have a reason to fear AI you know
Emperor doesn't really "rule" the Imperium as he is now, nor does he himself fear innovation or new tech.
I'm Fr*nch my lad, can't be bothered fighting my auto correct on that one
That whole AI uprising thing
that secretly means well
Lords of Terra and the Mechanicus do all that.
so did star wars copy both of them?
Compared to everyone else
:3 lords of terraria
Or actually, really, Gulliman is in charge of the Imperium rn.
Cant wait to play DT with dlss 5!
then turn it off
no
He takes care of the military part of shit, the High Lords do the rest of the paper work
Ew
grim
I wonder what an ogryn looks like with dlss 5 actually
Pimps
Lords of Terra do what Gulliman tells them to do.
Ofc he is the son of Emps
Grim pimp
as all things AI generated, dogshit
SAVE ME, GOD NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah because if they deviate he fucking kills them lmfao
I don't have that reference my lad but I'm sure it's a good one
Yes.
Release the ogryn lip fillers.
I am just imagining a goth pimp
I take back what I said then
Which is a 100% deserved, fuck the High Lords of Terra
okay this is jumping through hoops
i want that guy in mini chat to paint all of darktide
We need a gothic pimp
i know
It isn't
The Emperor is literally not in charge anymore
Had that whole skynet situation
I can paint something 
plus he also pushed forward the advance of mankind with innovation and new tech
that is literally why he abolished religion
Shield has such good survivability i almost dont wanna play it
i mean that it's trying to take away from the inspiration of dune from 40k
googling that sent me to some interesting content
just because of some minute details
Hmmmmm
Yes because again, they started as a joke media
and now became a proper one
its as if trying to innovate is bad
i am aware
literally me
mrrrrp
"I'm an inquistor named slipback"
mraow :3
anyways
oh hey goober
this is why i should be a GW lorewriter

thank God you aren't
its slickback

you mean a pimp named slickback
i dropped in right away after switching to GE
dogshit? the media would be dead 
make them big and dumb, I'm counting on you
i will
No "It's a inquistor named slickback"
lol
inquisitot
i got the reference easy joe
Stfu
i will actually enact a glorious century of prosperity for games workshop
by making 40k appeal to the chinese

i really wanna right a 40k fanfiction
White Scars
either a mechanicus one or an inquisition one
do it its very fun
theyre my favourite factions
mechanicus > inquisition
Deez
Your gay magic don't work on my bisexial defenses
SO TRUE
mechanicus is my favourite
bisexial
the white scars are based off the mongols im pretty sure
Idc
Space cathay, make them wipe ouf the tau from existence and reap the benefice
Rest in piss
You won't be missed
you clearly do
tho i guess the mongols had a yuan khanate
Idc about the spelling
I do care about being spiteful towards you
i dont really know the working systems of the mechanicus though i do have a character already though
i might include my norn emissary story in it too
The only ok space marine chapter btw
Mostly because they don't have enough lore to ruin them
SHEESH
White Scars are aight
They're doing their thing in the Web way
So i unlocked all 8 of the grid points in expedition . Collected the 45000 tech remnants . Bur rhere is a penance that says unlock 18 grid points . How?
they are probably going to add more
in five years
how much do you play this game
Whats taking them so long
This is fatshark
swedish work regulation laws
Not alot maybe 14 hoirs to inlock it
They don't do anything quickly
when kazuma kiryu coming to warhammer
the swedish only work 30 minutes a day
14 hours in map i mean plus loading
mid opinion
ive played expeditions so much and havent even unlocked beta yet 
30 minutes a day, one day a week, and they are entitled to a 20 minutes lunch break + 2 5 minutes smoke breaks
the rest of the day they go their local government buildings to collect all their state-subsidized welfare and then they go home to their exquisite baroque manors
Has fatsharked historically baited by giving incomplete modes
thats good
maybe the beta was the people you played with along the way
Thats 3000 tech remnants ? Like 2-3 games ? Are you extracting on the first scav zone
nah he just dies a lot
hey, if im 2000x faster at working then a dude 100 years ago, then "7 minutes is all i can spare to play with you"
I've been looking up people talking about the new game mode, and the complaints are dumb af
what if expeditions actually paves the way for the 40k omegaverse ๐
dude I HATE OMEGAVERSE FICTION
I dont know why fatshark made the expedition unlocking so quick honestly
I just wanted to play chaos wastes in darktide 
this is what we call the swedish work ethic
ethic is pushing it a bit too far
NOOOOO GUYS NOOO CRIMSON DESERT 6/10 IGN NOOOOO
there's a lot of discipline and quality that comes into half an hour when you embrace the swedish work ethic
ive seen on instagram that people are refunding it 
we consistently get to the 3rd zone and extract
get most of the scavenge locations too
it's on 70% on metacritic, dont worry lad, you will make it
Serves em right for preordering anything
this is why darktide missions are usually about 30 minutes long
People still preorder?
beats working the 14 hell shift at dinkle farts
IGN's 6/10 is like a 9/10 in reality
do YOU work the 14-hour hell shift at dinkle farts?
it took a lot of restraint not to turn this into 6/7
You WILL work fast food and for less an hour then what a meal costs you millennial brat!!11
alas, ๐ i use to
I dont know then . Also if you go to delta or maybe kappa if there is such one they have 30 minute timer and can routinely get 2900 points
oh yeah big time
people line up to buy early access games that will be stuck in an unfinished state for the next 14 years at least
Then again I play darktide so who am I to talk
6 7 LOOOOOOOL
Its delta
i literally know nothing about the game, its just funny opening to my phone to people wishing death and despair
What are people complaining about crimson desert?
Itโs been insane watching people lose their minds over this game which is just BDO singleplayer
whats crimson desert?
It didnโt get 95% review lol
BDO but singleplayer basically
FINALLY... war with those HERETIKKKS
runs like hot garbage mostly
(whats BDO?)
Black desert online
black desert online
Jinx hehe
Like,, bad on console or a trash PC port like Arkham Knight
youre gonna kill me when i ask this,,,,
holy shit the amount of glaze that game gets on reddit is insane
#WeWillWeWillRockYou
I see what you did there ๐
oh, derp, lol
from what I understand it runs on pc like cyberpunk ran on ps4 at launch
Ooof
This beef bowl of pho bangs
I saw that
So like darktide runs on amd?
I DIDNT TO REACT WITH MY FUNNY LIL EMOTE, ;-;
violently attacks you with hammers
Itโs actually really funny watching people spiral out over a game thatโs getting โfineโ scores hahaha
No no no, you don't get to flee from bad opinions and accountability

Context is an illusion
Poorly im told
The chef
Neat
hammer time 
master chef
Reddit is full of idiots
true
reddit is full of gamers
There's a krieg subreddit after all
so is reddit hell, and is hell full ?
redditors be like noo dont pre order call of duty its slop!! then in the next sentence everyones glazing that crimson desert shit and saying theyre all pre ordering it
I like reddit but I will never engage with redditors.
Also i have heard that once you unlock 500k tech remnants you get an early acess code to ad mech class
seen a redditor post a trans flag with a chaos emblem that is rainbow coloured
idk how to feel about this
people gotta farm that reddit karma though 
Redditors when you ask them a genuine question but they answer with nothing useful yet again

The same way I do about the punk subreddit
Should of been Mechanicus smh my head
what punk?
it's just reddit
the page
Internet rebels, the lot of them
Actually Iโve posted on writing prompts a couple times so Iโm GUILTY ๐
Sub-reddit
to the gallows
the reddit sub reddit
thats fire
thats like the uhm
/j , its the internet, no one gives a shit, go off king @little marten
yall know that trans strasserist flag
its more of a counterculture thing
Yes. 
MY QUEEEENNN ๐ ๐โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
Do you ever talk about anything other than Nazis?
LMAO
only when its convienent
That's like doing counter culture with the nazi symbol
Me turning into an anarchist when mommy tells me it's my bedtime
๐ง indeed good fellow
that's not the trans flag, that's one of those new space marines chapter
there's so many these days you can't expect people to know them all
I'd know because I am a chaotic being
anarchism WILL abolish bedtimes
Shit really?
lol
Hence why I am a scum main
no but its counterculture yk
Probably, I don't follow the lore anymore
disconneced whilst waiting for the valkarie
pain
its like leftists using the satanic pentagram to rebel against religious traditionalist social structures
isnt that a Hasan quote 
I never followed the lore because the mf keeps changing like fallout lore
i dunno i hate that mf
๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
lmao
Honestly trans flag with a chaos symbol is a yay or nay depending on the person when it comes to 40k
๐คทโโ๏ธ
its a YAY
cus thats FIRE
Chaos is cool
๐ซ
I know they wont
chaos is cool
they got big demons
but can you imagine
point proven
if one day GW said
lmfao

the lore retconing itself more often than french people go on strike is a bit tiring
the empeor is transmasc
