general-chat

[rain pilot]

Why game

[hidden whale]

these goblins just had 6k files and 7k folders

in their stupid directory

[rain pilot]

[somber stream]

Car vomitted on the sofa

[rain pilot]

@somber stream what where those cosmetics in the zealot chat?

[somber stream]

Twitch drop

[rain pilot]

Twitch > lore

For some reason

[rain pilot]

It looks ugly as fuck

[somber stream]

It does

[rain pilot]

And you pay fir that?

[somber stream]

No?

[rain pilot]

I still want my money back

[somber stream]

Free drop, just open a tab for an hour

Real!

[rain pilot]

Like out of everything and the constant "we care for the lore" bs

[visual vortex]

Open tab

[rain pilot]

This Twitch drop proves otherwise

[pine gorge]

I've been waiting for 4 hours to receive the skin from the Twitch gift, but I haven't received it in-game.

[visual vortex]

Let it play for five gours

Mute

Take nap

[rain pilot]

Why

Why would you do this to yourself

Have some self respect

Love yourself abit more

[astral laurel]

Is there a fresh set of twitch stuff?

[visual vortex]

No

[rain pilot]

Talking about how ugly it is

[pine gorge]

I didn't receive any skins in the game.

[fair bridge]

man those twitch skins are ugly

[astral laurel]

Which ones are the ugly ones

The more recent blue and purple stuff or the OG winter camo

[fair bridge]

bof

[atomic leaf]

have you connected your accounts and all

[astral laurel]

The og winter camo is pretty nice though

[tired inlet]

so your twitch account is linked to fatshark, right? and you've selected to obtain it via the drop-page?

then just give it a day for the systems to talk

[oak nexus]

bof

[tired inlet]

fa deez nuts

[pine gorge]

Associated.

[rain pilot]

Why is every game that updated that I want to play

[fair bridge]

capitalization and a period this shit is serious

[rain pilot]

Shit the bed

[cobalt roost]

has anyoner else noticed the Verminetide 2 hair colors are black and no longer ginger red and white?

[tired inlet]

Right. So, you've done what you need to do. Now it's just Amazon telling Tencent to do it.

[pine gorge]

3Q

[tired inlet]

Super Tuesday

[tired inlet]

Well, only Saltzpyre had black hair and only Sienna was a redhead and only Kerillian's hair was white.

Kruber and Bardin are brunettes with them both greying a bit.

and Saltzpyre balding

[cobalt roost]

true, but the Ginger and white hair color optioins are now black in game, just checked my characters.

its not that the options were deselected, i just checked in the appearence changer and both the ginger and white option show black hair

[fair bridge]

you're talking about darktide

you said vermintide 2

there was a little mistake

but yeah that's a new bug in this patch

they'll fix it in a few days probably

just sit tight

[fair bridge]

you can always go back and change it later at the chiurgeon after they fix it

[green vector]

chirussy

[cobalt roost]

yes the colors were given to any users who own verminetiode 2, sorry for the confusion i should have worded my question better, 🙂

[fair bridge]

really? i didn't know that

that's my bad then

i thought there were exclusive colors based on what planet you made your character come from

no idea they added colors for owning vt2

[astral laurel]

It is 1130am, I have been home from work for about an hour, and I think I might go eep

[rain pilot]

Sleep

[tired inlet]

Oooh I misunderstood your question; I see how you phrased it now; the VT2 unlockable colors in Darktide!

[rancid shore]

i may have found a way to keep myself in tide

[astral laurel]

I will soon, threw on some ASMR to chill too first

[wispy wadi]

Cecking the game for shop slop rotation instead of the new mode. Finally a Force GS skin and its fucking red'n'black

[astral laurel]

For what it's worth, I was at work for 4am

[urban orbit]

anyone's framegen not increasing fps? looks bugged after the update

[rancid shore]

it is

formum and fatshark confirmed it

[open stag]

oof

[green vector]

i just finished the hive scum penances that they nerfed are you fucking kidding me before the patch

[urban orbit]

damnnnnnnnnnnn RIP

[rancid shore]

wdym?

[green vector]

Lowered the unlock requirements for the ‘Enhanced’ penance from 2600 to 1500, and for the ‘Brutal Bludgeons’ penance from 1000 to 650.

these were a fucking nightmare to get

[rancid shore]

....explains a lot

[open stag]

huh

[green vector]

they nerf it after i get it

[open stag]

yeah same

[rancid shore]

i was like "damn im 10 away from completing it"

so they were nerfed

[rugged cobalt]

[green vector]

the enhanced one is horrible

[rancid shore]

cute pfp

[rugged cobalt]

Tyy I wish I knew the artist

[somber stream]

Darktide Anime when

Everyone is doing one

Shark, please

[rugged cobalt]

[rancid shore]

i wonder whats best for normal gameplay

thammer or evis

[sleek harness]

Animation or anime about Brunt

[rancid shore]

probably evis

[somber stream]

Anime

"Morrow-kun, yamete..."

[tulip kettle]

Anime

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IanqpvZsp_s

Look at this

Look

[stuck crescent]

documentary narrated by David Attenborough>

[tulip kettle]

He won't live that long sadly

[tulip kettle]

I'm sad about it too. He's 100 this year

[green vector]

must be crazy being that old

[sleek harness]

Just replace him with his close

That's a yearly thing

[tulip kettle]

True

[elder oasis]

beyond the event and penances what do tech remnants do for me?

[blazing shadow]

jesus christ teamplay on this game is now worse than never

[river ingot]

left 4 dead has been out almost 20 years in beta now and people still cant play this game type

[blazing shadow]

i was speaking about this new game mode, i feel like the coherency system is not well synnergyed since people is really spliting due the diferent objectives on the map

[stuck crescent]

I actually like the new game mode

But yeah

It's not the best when the party splits

[green vector]

need to to make time tbh

[stuck crescent]

Only ran into four krieg nerds as of yet

[void lark]

Pickups with randos is a struggle due to thr opennes of the map, yeah
90%+ of the playerbase being on the non verbal part of the spectrum isn't heling either
Right now the optimal play is to go arbites and at least have your dog as a functioning member of society

[oak valley]

True
Splitting into groups of two is best strat imo

[green vector]

yea

[brave slate]

Best strat with a coordinated team. If its a bunch of uncoordinated randos you have to tell em what to do

[south valve]

Is there an optimum amount of time to stay or anything?

before there's 500 crushers

[vernal dune]

weird i havent received the twitch drops

[brave slate]

Hunting grounds modifier is a nightmare if you have a bunch of new players in your team

[stuck phoenix]

Afternoon

[south valve]

Nice tank pfp

[lethal condor]

So orgyan is warhammer version of a hulk kinds or a bane

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[green vector]

mission aborted from unexpected error

[brave slate]

Nah, hulk and bane are not natty. Ogryns are pure genetic perfection

[green vector]

nice one fatshark mate

15 minutes straight down the shitter

[void lark]

It's a feature don't worry

[lethal condor]

So there better then hulk

[elder oasis]

Yeah the new game mode doesnt fail too often but its enough to be noticeable

[green vector]

first time its happened to me so far

[brave slate]

Yes. Naturally strong, tall and smooth brained. Perfection

[green vector]

brain smooth like snooker ball

[brave slate]

Heretical thoughts slide right off

[green vector]

lmfao

[elder oasis]

Just ignore the heretic ogryns we fight (they prolly are just following orders as thats the usual way they fall to chaos. Too stupid to not follow their friends.)

However the pack master is intelligent enough im willing to believe he knows whats up

[elder merlin]

[elder oasis]

Chaos ogryns in general are very sad

They largely dont understand whats going on

Plague ogryns even worse

[brave slate]

The ain't thinking heretical thoughts, they just ended up on the side of heretics by trying to live the best life.
Crushers get cool armor and a big bonk stick
Bulwarks get to be part of the wreckin crew
Reapers get the strongest gun
Packmaster gets dogs
Plague ogryn gets the flu

[green vector]

i like the night map

its bussin

[elder oasis]

Ive yet to play the lights out map. But ive been told since its outside its not as dark and since its dark the patrols tend to miss you

[late canyon]

It's just slighty darker tbh

[dire kayak]

i just found out i can't get my knight castellan today

[late canyon]

Btw, is there a "secret" to the 3k points? I honestly can't ever get close to it

[elder oasis]

You an imperial knights player?

[dire kayak]

no i just really want a knight castellan

i buy minis that look cool

but ill build an actual army someday

[elder oasis]

I see, an artist then

A painter of minis

Althought knights are more maxis

[brave slate]

You have to also check for small points of interest not marked on the auspex

[elder oasis]

Yeah there is alot of tech and scrap tucked in lil corners

[brave slate]

there are some containers that open with the push of a button

That are not marked

[late canyon]

Is there any difference in tech gained between auric and easier difficulties?

Because honestly, on auric even by just missing one the max i got was 2.2k

[brave slate]

Nope. There is no difficulty scaling with the tech resource

If you want to just speedrun maps you can do so on malice

[late canyon]

Honestly, just wanted to hit a 3k to unlock the map ahaha

[south valve]

How come?

[elder oasis]

Do the tech remnants do anything beyond penance and event progress

Do they determine rewards or smth

[late canyon]

Nope

[stuck crescent]

That is sad

I am sad

[somber stream]

This summer. Tertium, calls for war

scene cut to various characters onboard the mourning star doing cool poses

Morrow: <<Rejects, your life is not yours to spend, you live and die by the Emperor's will>>
Hadron: <<Their performance is sub-optimal, but we'll have to make do>>
Commodore Alice: <<A single pants for 1500 Aquilas>>
Sephony: Moans

scene of a female psyker leaning against the window, hand tracing what appear to be a falling star
scene of an ogryn free falling from the sky, with a single tear line across his face
scene of a Zealot running on an empty field real fast for no reason

Captain Wolfer and the Karnak twin appear from the midst, half removing his mask, but still covered by shadow, the eye lit bright red, suggesting he's the bad guy in case the pointy bits isn't enough of an indication.

Title card play
[Warhammer 40K: Darktide]

[brave slate]

Maybe they'll eventually add something like havoc rewards where you get a bunch of stuff depending on how many tech remnants you gather per week. The current system doesn't really give players an incentive

[cosmic burrow]

@dire kayak stodes are cheapest to build

[little marten]

I knew I smelt cooking

[dire kayak]

trueee

[green vector]

wow this mode is fun when your team has a brain

[cosmic burrow]

Surprising isnt it

[feral vessel]

Hey this is too peak fo General-chat. Take it to zealot-chat.

[amber delta]

Morrow: Oi what's this then?

[south valve]

Can we get mods to pin things if they're peak enough?

[marsh iris]

a man has fallen into chaos in tertium city! start the new rejects kill team! H E Y!

[viral spear]

FATSHARK, WHERE ARE MY TWITCH DROPS

[amber delta]

I need to get off work and play darktide right now

[sleek harness]

Painted

[south valve]

Foolish Skaven

[marsh iris]

getting off work to get off on dartide

[sleek harness]

Pick a class for me

[jaunty path]

Bad players when they don't have an bubble inferno staff or gold toughness up their bootyhole 24/7:

[south valve]

Vet

[sleek harness]

No

[south valve]

Arbi

[sleek harness]

Pick another and I will choose the two of them

[south valve]

Scum

[sleek harness]

Arbitrator then

[blazing shadow]

Whatever u say dueling sword lover

[rain pilot]

I play bodyguard as arbites man don't lump me in there

[jaunty path]

I don use ds

I use knife dclaw n heavy sword

[sleek harness]

Missus is that the type of people you argue with?

Damn

[jaunty path]

Yea

[amber delta]

im pretty sure heavy sword is peak rn

[little marten]

[rain pilot]

Missus likes speed

[jaunty path]

You think I have better things to do?

[jaunty path]

Yea

I wanna get to the funny missions

[rain pilot]

and die near the end of it

[sleek harness]

Why

[jaunty path]

Attack every patrol

Is funny

[amber delta]

I always votekick the last person to get on elevator

[sleek harness]

It's like arguing with a lunatic

[jaunty path]

Its funny

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[somber stream]

That's the OP for Darktide: The anime i'm manifesting

[south valve]

Which is your favourite class actually, Skaven?

[sleek harness]

I like all

That's why I can't decide

[south valve]

Fair enough

[jaunty path]

I like zealot fotf but i feel im getting bored of that

[south valve]

I like all of them but I tend to avoid ogryn and psyker

[jaunty path]

Arbitrator is fun cuz I can do whatever I want

[green vector]

wtf is fotf

[jaunty path]

Melee psyker is very fun

[brave slate]

Flavour of the fortnight

[south valve]

Is that the dash?

[jaunty path]

Basically charge attack on zeally

[jaunty path]

Mhm

[brave slate]

Half the duration of flavour of the month

[south valve]

yeah that's fun

[jaunty path]

In the mastas nameeeeeee

[green vector]

flavor of the fart

eggy

[south valve]

The prayer one is good but also gets boring fast

BLOOD FOR THE GOD EMPEROR

[green vector]

chorus chad vs virgin fotf

[brave slate]

That's how the zealot propels themself forward

[dire kayak]

should i play darktide or paint my last grey knight?

[jaunty path]

Paint ur last grey knight

[amber delta]

paint your darktide

[little marten]

Rinda Karnak, back to the reader. her sword on her back holding the hilt looking out across the vast hive city from up high, as flames erupt down below in small pockets. The tears on her clothing flap in the wind as the sound of a train speeding past rocks the screen.

[south valve]

and then she says the ting

ting 🇮🇪

[stuck crescent]

The ting

[little marten]

Then she like Naruto runs down the side of a big cathedral while some Asian dudes screech on vocals

[blazing shadow]

Is there any specific diference between night/day missions beside the looking of the map?

[jaunty path]

You mean lights out?

Lights out its easier to get lost if you don't know the map

[green vector]

no he meants night and day missions

[blazing shadow]

no, i mean the new gamemode

[jaunty path]

Oh

[south valve]

The difference is night and day

[jaunty path]

Idk

[green vector]

grid point delta unlocked

[dire kayak]

i like lights out

[green vector]

who up gridding their points rn

[obsidian merlin]

hit da griddy

[jaunty path]

Good gamer

Now use dclaw on havoc 40

[drowsy lynx]

So nice of them to gather all those daemonhosts together so I can bring my thunder hammer

[tired inlet]

every timea rager kills themselves with my deathclaw parry I smile a little wider

[amber delta]

bro just dropped the hardest pun this server has ever seen

[jaunty path]

Use hsword on scum

Its unethical

[gilded tusk]

so question.

how's everyone liking the update?

[tired inlet]

with a goddamned shredder autopistol; you can't make me stop.

[winged oasis]

why are power cells so hard to find in expeditions

[green vector]

some guy just tried to extract literally the first thing we did in the mission

died

then left

[cobalt lichen]

Guys I still fucking suck at havoc games

[tired inlet]

0 tech recovered

[jaunty path]

It killed my wife and children

[drowsy lynx]

Man saw the timer and panicked

[cobalt lichen]

I just want that 53rd helm

[little marten]

LETS FACE IT IF YOU DONT USE EXACTLY WHAT I USE YOURE A SUBPAR DARKTIDE PLAYER AND SHOULD UNINSTALL THE GAME

[gilded tusk]

ngl. Imo it's a Ok update. I just feel like the new Game mode is gonna be dead in a month..

[jaunty path]

People who're like this should be hunted like witches ngl

[little marten]

My ancestors were witches

[jaunty path]

Oh it will be

[little marten]

How dare you

[amber delta]

this mode has much better longevity than mortis

[jaunty path]

That's really telling ngl

[tired inlet]

Chris Benoit, is that you?

[amber delta]

I think its gonna do fine

[little marten]

Thanks I’m glad I give magical vibes 💅

[somber stream]

Uh

Witches don't do magic, i don't think

[amber delta]

correct

[brave slate]

They just float on water

[amber delta]

witches do goats

[somber stream]

But maybe male witches do

[little marten]

I’ve been known to float

[somber stream]

So i'll give it to nurgle

[little marten]

I have a tiny bit of magic tbf but we all do I guess

[somber stream]

I say you do, my day lit up a bit whenever you're around

[little marten]

🙈

[somber stream]

[little marten]

Magic is in words now.

[south valve]

Magic words?

Please and thank you?

[warm maple]

floater

[green vector]

well thats how you troll an expedition

call extract instantly and just leave

[south valve]

I guess you don't have to extract once you call it in

[green vector]

you do

enemies constantly spawn

and you cant go to the door

[south valve]

but it maybe stops you opening the doors or something?

[astral jungle]

What are the new cosmetics from expeditions.

[green vector]

ye

[south valve]

Right

[green vector]

fucking total bullshit

[wispy wadi]

So without scrolling up a single line, what is the current mood on the new mode?

[green vector]

good with good team

[south valve]

Mixed

[green vector]

horrendous with smoothbrains

[wispy wadi]

Despair with randoms I guess

[green vector]

yep

[wispy wadi]

Aight good to know

[south valve]

is probably the best way to put it

[wild cairn]

jesus fucking christ FIX THE DISCONNECT

[little marten]

Spelling. It’s in the name.

Naming things give power.

Even internally.

There’s probably some psychological answer really -

Constantly naming a celeb for example will grow their clout. But that’s just exposure.

Positive affirmations ‘subconsciously?’ can drive people to attaining their goals.

Of course it’s explainable by science but science can be magic.

[jaunty path]

How is it horrendous

[green vector]

read what i just said

bro called extract 30 seconds into the mission and left

fucked everyone over

[little marten]

Me personally I’ve always been partial to some blood magic

[wispy wadi]

Also I saw different things is it like a puzzle of tiles or is the map static?

[jaunty path]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[green vector]

people just running around pressing shiny buttons

fucking smoothbrains

[south valve]

Oh interesting

like labelling theory

[jaunty path]

No tutorial does that yeah

[astral jungle]

@green vector how are the cosmetics.

[green vector]

idk

[south valve]

Kinda

[astral jungle]

Still gotta update the game

[green vector]

map changes

[jolly swallow]

so whats the point of expeditions?

[green vector]

to have fun

[jolly swallow]

gross

[green vector]

[wispy wadi]

Haven't played in weeks, guess I should go be a burden a bit

[green vector]

make sure you extract instantly

[wispy wadi]

fuck nevermind. I have to log in and redo my talent trees first

[green vector]

its the best strat

[jaunty path]

They're true. Why would you ever play video games to have fun?

[jaunty path]

This isn't a hobby. Its a life style

[astral jungle]

@wispy wadi be a even smoother brain. No talents. Press all the shiny buttons.

[wispy wadi]

I'll just go in as Ogryn and roleplay as "walk after Vet"

[jolly swallow]

Unless I am rewarded with cosmetics or more powerful weapons for a cheap dopamine hit it's pointless

[jaunty path]

Run away from your team

[astral jungle]

Make Heorthu bend backwards with rage.

[jaunty path]

Its ok to run away

[wispy wadi]

nothing goes bad when you follow some guy using recon las as melee

[green vector]

truwe

[wispy wadi]

Anyway, time to farm voicelines for mentions of SadMech classes

Next update for suuuuuuuuuuuure

[jolly swallow]

admech are worse than tau

[somber stream]

The cope is already building up huh

I fear for this place should there be a nothing burger in June

[jolly swallow]

itll be felinids

[astral jungle]

Next update is gonna be more slop

For commodores

[jaunty path]

It always is

[somber stream]

The current rotation is pretty good, actually

Most detailed and dripping set so far

[wispy wadi]

I cried for Force GS skins so long

and I get normie red on black

[amber delta]

"peak is worse than peak" ok bro

[astral jungle]

@somber stream So there’s new slop. Not the void crew stuff?

[wispy wadi]

I will turn the Morningstar into a Mourningstar

[somber stream]

Yes

[wispy wadi]

Some weapon skins are new

[somber stream]

Inquisitorial, a rerun, actually

[wispy wadi]

flamer for example

[somber stream]

The staff too

[wispy wadi]

My psyker held the staff backwards in the preview

I am concerned

[jolly swallow]

even the slop is just being recycled at this point

[wispy wadi]

Like... Eagle looking behind you

good thing I already have a gazillion staff skins to many for never using them

[somber stream]

Maybe they enjoy the craftmanship of the Aquila

[blazing shadow]

i think new game mode needs some kind of captain role

[wispy wadi]

they 100% hold it that way so the Aquila looks at you while quelling

[somber stream]

Hell yeah?

[jolly swallow]

thats the emperor judging you for being a psyker

[wispy wadi]

"Hello little birdy, take my peril"

[somber stream]

Either that or bird ass

Which way western man

[astral jungle]

are there screenshots somewhere.

[grand terrace]

what do you guys think about expeditions?

[jolly swallow]

irrelevant

[green vector]

fun

[stiff elbow]

go my poxhound

[jolly swallow]

a poorly implemented attempt to ride the coat tails of Helldivers and Marathon

[blazing shadow]

it's funny

[shell night]

Or...devs thought it would be cool and fun and different from normal missions to shake things up

[blazing shadow]

but playes sometimes get's really confused due the amount of things you have to pay attention, others just dont care a sht about it

[turbid glen]

hi. how i can recognize what melee weapon can stagger?

[jolly swallow]

when has fat shark ever done something out of the kindness of their hearts

[wispy wadi]

Evil devs only do stuff to make us hurt, don't you know

It is enhanced immerison for 40k or something

Or maybe reddit mentality

[lost flume]

More map and gimmick variety is good

[shell night]

Believe it or not, developers are people and nerds who are passionate about making cool games for people to play and have fun with

[shadow scarab]

Are tech remnants and salvaged scrap the same thing?

Like when I extract with scrap, do I get extra remnants?

[lost flume]

but the maps needmore dev time

[shell night]

Trust me, most of them aren't in it for the money

[lost flume]

no reason it can't be both

[blazing shadow]

yep idk others but performance seems weird

[lost flume]

Not even performance

conceptually

[south valve]

Dual pistols now have a sound on the spin

[lost flume]

The idea is great

the execution is a bit iffy

[jolly swallow]

if the devs cared they'd fix existing issues before dropping in a new game mode

[jaunty shuttle]

no, salvage is used for buying things in the safe zone, tech remnants are used for unlocking new maps in expeditions.

[lost flume]

(tbh I kinda think the timer gimmick may have been a mistake)

[shell night]

The difference is which one is the primary motivation. You can primarily want to make something for others and also make a living off of it

[lost flume]

like the devs are not out to get us but

this is probably "inspired" by other games lol

and probably could stand with a lot more tweaks and expansion

[shell night]

Everything is "inspired" by something else

[swift prawn]

what a missed opportunity to add a new upgrade system that requiered tech remants, so far reaching that final level is all there is to it

[tired inlet]

they literally gave people free darkbux for buying the game, do free cosmetics with twitch, and have had major free expansions like mortis, havoc, and expeds; they do a yule event in Darktide every year where the act of just logging in gets you free major cosmetics

[lost flume]

come on don'[t simp for the company

They don't add new stuff out of kindness, they do it because that's how you get people buying cosmetics

[tired inlet]

Darktide has had longer and more robust support than fukken Mortal Kombat

[strong spade]

@quaint flower You alive? We're waiting on you.

[lost flume]

says more about the industry than the game's support tbh

[green vector]

no shit

[little marten]

Yeah and the fact machines are powered by dead things condensed into pure energy form is very much blood magic just slow and boring like the bureaucratic real world we live in

[lost flume]

the point being that apparently people need reminding that companies are not your friends lol

[green vector]

discord users learning what a business does

[shell night]

I'll even add that they reworked to their god-awful progression systems to make them way better for the end user.

[swift prawn]

Dude, they added like 3 maps in 3 years. At this point i would pay for campaing missions

[dire kayak]

i finished my last grey knight

he screamed in agony when i did the eyes

[shell night]

It's so easy to get whatever gun you want now

[little marten]

SHOW US?!?!

[south valve]

Is magic more like a symbolic thing then, would you say?

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[lost flume]

Yeah the release schedules are a bit derp

ngl it feels a bit like it'll finally be halfway finished just in time for them to switch to darktide 2 lol

[jaunty path]

Inspired with giant quotation marks

[shell night]

What, do you want billionaires to start doing that to us?

[lost flume]

Follow the leader is a proud industry tradition

[marsh iris]

he is manifesting

[lost flume]

They're literal vampires already, you're a bit behind the curve on that one

[little marten]

I reckon so I mean I could be talking utter rubbish but I like to think of it in that way, like psychosphere and stuff. I don’t think we can throw fireballs lmao but I think magic is manipulation of the subconscious. It’s just not magic anymore cause we invented different names for it lol

[tired inlet]

No shit; I'll add you to the mailing list of the Trot group I run so you can help us internationalists bring about revolutionary change in obtaining a full democratization of the means of production,
🎶 C'est la lutte finale
Groupons-nous, et demain
L'Internationale!
*Sera le genre humain. *🎶

[shell night]

I ain't behind on anything, vampires don't fold people like shitty church lawn chairs and shove them into machinery.

[south valve]

I don't think I have the mental capacity to fully understand you, but that is a really interesting outlook

[little marten]

Neither do I lmao, but appreciate the curiosity 🙏

[celest ingot]

is Data Harvester (1-3) penance intended to only count if you deposit the thing? or is it an oversight?

did Fatshark adress this?

[obsidian merlin]

Please tell me you're not talking irl stuff with psychosphere and such

[blazing shadow]

is not the Noosphere?

[lost flume]

the difference between a sufficiently offkilter conspiracy theory and an scp article is close to but not quite zero

[somber stream]

Manifesting reality as we speak

[tired inlet]

MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL.

[median spruce]

don't take this chat too seriously, the regulars here are not doing well

[obsidian merlin]

I finally know what it feels like to be a Psyker amongst Ogryns

[lost flume]

my beloved says touch grass

[drowsy lynx]

Therapy is expensive, ranting in gen chat is free

[blazing shadow]

it's always the same hour

....

[obsidian merlin]

Anyone bothering to get the new twitch drops

[drowsy lynx]

I keep forgetting because the drops are terrible

[obsidian merlin]

The Ogryn shirtless one was ok

[swift prawn]

I still havent got mine, it says it can take 24hs to show up in game

[tired inlet]

"Brother, I am cold" -- Dreadnought Ignis

[little marten]

I will give therapy sessions for 1k Aquila’s an hour

[neon agate]

Also eating cheese is free

[median spruce]

cheese is for courting women

[drowsy lynx]

Cheeeeeeeese

[neon agate]

And also eating

[drowsy lynx]

[neon agate]

CHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

[tired inlet]

@sleek harness is asleep; post cheese

[drowsy lynx]

I always hear this in the leeroy Jenkins voice

[obsidian merlin]

It sucks because I would love to have someone entertain me with cheese but I don't like much cheese

[neon agate]

Wallace and Gromit enlightened me

[neon agate]

Based

[south valve]

I love this gif

[sage nova]

i have made a funny ticket

[south valve]

it applies to so many things

[sage nova]

been 24 hours and i havent left the valkyrie

[neon agate]

I love how Jawa and I just have our interaction of just saying cheese to each other

[somber stream]

Free cheese, homemade

[neon agate]

Sadly the moon is not made out of cheese

[obsidian merlin]

Feta is nice and Haloumi is great but I can't stand most others unless they are melted

[drowsy lynx]

Game recognizes game

[neon agate]

5 cheese pizza was something I loved in Poland

[green vector]

get ye cheese out for the lads

[plucky lotus]

I have claimed my twitch drops but the cosmetics still haven't appeared in my inventory

[neon agate]

Just a bunch of cheese on pizza

[neon agate]

So fooking true

[south valve]

I JUST WENT INTO A MISSION AND EVERYONE IN THE VALKYRIE WAS T POSING

[neon agate]

I think you need to restart the game?

[somber stream]

Darktide General chat is now Twitch drop support

[tired inlet]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkSHZHzvXDQMx9DCozErW_7pB_ilqiihytEg&s

[neon agate]

You didn't take your medication

[plucky lotus]

i did that a couple of times

[south valve]

The voooiiccessss

[sleek harness]

I don't even like cheese

[plucky lotus]

is it true that there is at least a 24 hour delay for twitch drops?

[neon agate]

This image is so fooking real

[neon agate]

Hey man it's not my fault you didn't take it

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKDPQxeSLaM

[south valve]

Why is there four of you?

[neon agate]

OMFG THAT'S PAT

[neon agate]

Four hazy's?

IDK

[drowsy lynx]

[drowsy lynx]

Choese

[drowsy lynx]

There's a guy in Cali I met on discord who loves burritos, we send the other a message whenever one of us has a burrito

[neon agate]

Jawa you have a choice

Take any class you love in darktide and make them better

Or replace Ogryn's brick with a block of cheese

[drowsy lynx]

Oh fuck

Tough call but I'm gonna have to go with the ogryn cheese block

Imagine this but it's Woe, cheese be upon ye

[jaunty path]

Please stop making fatshark decisions

[neon agate]

IDK Missus

Throwing cheese would be super based

[drowsy lynx]

The cheese is inevitable

[neon agate]

Jawa is going to start the cheese marine chapter

[drowsy lynx]

Their home planet is giant fondue pot

[tired inlet]

it is indeed Monsieur Boivin

[boreal cypress]

Q: Did they nerf Flame Staff stagger? It doesnt stagger some enmies anymore. Didnt play for a couple of months

[split mauve]

no

[echo root]

Starting to understand expeditions... What does the number next to the POIs on the map signify?

[split mauve]

the flame staff hasn't been touched for a good while

[green vector]

the symbols?

[echo root]

Yeah symbol and a number subscript

[green vector]

nothing

[echo root]

Oh so Alpha3 and Omega1 are both just random POIs and either might be harder or more lucrative than the other?

[green vector]

as far as i can tell yes

[echo root]

Ok

[stiff elbow]

yeah they dont mean anything, they are just identifying coordinates for POIs written in fancy auspex binary

[elder oasis]

Perchance

[south valve]

I'm getting my ass kicked bro

[green vector]

doin what?

[south valve]

The new mode

[green vector]

u tryna team up like big boy

[south valve]

🐴

Nay

[green vector]

fk u

[jaunty path]

Is ez

Just kill

[tired inlet]

or avoid patrols because the more you fight them the more it spawns.

so you can use some form of stealth to a point

[jaunty path]

Just kill

Only cowards avoid patrols

[tired inlet]

scummers get to be cowards when they're outside the hive.

[jaunty path]

No!

[jaunty shuttle]

stealth vet is so much fun in expeditions.

even the smoke nades are fun at the sites

[dire kayak]

bbut i already got cheese for you for your birthday

[whole glade]

anybody else fw the BT model kits and squads ?

[signal mason]

The sky isnt real

[elder oasis]

Yes, helbrecht is possibly top 5 marine models period in my eyes

[rain pilot]

@sonic lava I got you elf flesh for your birthday

wrong skaven

fuck

@sleek harness

You

[whole glade]

Omg i love that model and the Sword bros i just hate how many models i have for BT and not Night Lords now 😭

[sleek harness]

Goober that's kind of racist

Assuming I like cheese

[plain iron]

you can really tell its the afternoon cus everyone in auric expeditions is braindead

[sleek harness]

I do like flesh though

Human preferably

[plain iron]

can I just say I love how you are disincentivised to use the map pings to communicate by not being able to move while using the auspex

so you if you try you might just die

[sleek harness]

Why are you using it in the middle of a horde

[plain iron]

cus there's never not a horde

[somber stream]

Don't check your phone in the middle of a firefight

[sleek harness]

What are you talking about

[keen moon]

Is audio fucked on the new map? I'm hearing my buddy engage bulwarks what sounds behind me but the engagement is directly in front of me

[plain iron]

nah thats been a bug for ages

[sleek harness]

Stop watching Sistergram

Or viewing

[somber stream]

What's that

[sleek harness]

Instagram

[plain iron]

what are you talking about

[sleek harness]

But in 40k

[little marten]

Stepsistergram 😈

[clever horizon]

anyone wanna play the update TOGETHER

[sleek harness]

No

[somber stream]

I have sub to OnlyFaith™

[little marten]

Ohhhhh noooo the step sister is stuck in the cogitator

[south valve]

My team keep dying

[sleek harness]

Oh that place is full of believers I will tell you that

[green vector]

good

[south valve]

Why?

[somber stream]

Let's pray together, you and I

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[sleek harness]

Who

[somber stream]

The sister from my imagination

[teal token]

E

[south valve]

Your sister?

smh

[somber stream]

😔

[teal token]

The armoured hound cannot be stagger?

[late canyon]

I honestly can't deal with Pox Throwers fucking Kobeing half the map from behind 87 walls

[tired inlet]

some of them the hourglass was the first time they saw the sun; they go full Bane

[south valve]

This honestly

and it makes the stand in one spot objectives really annoying

[tired inlet]

that'd be Kool-Aid Man'ing

c'mon now

son

OH YEAH

[sleek harness]

I have a challenge for yall

[late canyon]

Like we just lost an extraction with 3k points because some fuckers god knows where literally had the enteir extraction full of shit

It's just, fuck that

[tired inlet]

does it deal with castration

[sleek harness]

Make a phrase that rhymes with my name

[sleek harness]

No

[late canyon]

On top of that, the pox bursters explosion range is still fucked sometimes with elevation

[tired inlet]

@sleek harness the Vermin Maven

[late canyon]

Our last guy just died from an explosion from three maps ago

[south valve]

They spawn in twos and threes as well

[sleek harness]

This sucks

I regret asking this challenge

[green vector]

ghoulish haven

[tired inlet]

you suck; challenge defeated

[south valve]

Cool-ish Raven

[tired inlet]

within 1 minute

[sleek harness]

That didn't thyme

[tired inlet]

count it

Kobe

[late canyon]

If they would just appear and not stand literally behind 4 walls, a canyon, a map change it would beb etter

[south valve]

Yeah

They kinda blend into the environment too

[late canyon]

Like god, it happens so many times, out of nowhere the area is poxed, and behind a wall comes out one of these fuckers

Like what's the point

[south valve]

The regular bombers have red flashes at least

[stiff elbow]

i get carpel tunnel trying to land consistent headshots

this is what i was made for 🥺

[somber stream]

Skaven geladen

[south valve]

I feel like the new map types will make ranged classes more important

necessary even

I guess they were before though

I'm just typing shit

[green vector]

[tired inlet]

[DumbScav] wants what they can't have.
Spells the herb thyme because they can't spell rhyme.

[blazing shadow]

is the spawn that bugged that i can literally make a 360 from an empty space and get a wave of shotgunners on my back or it was just a random buggy spawn?

[late canyon]

It's just the fact that they keep spawning behind walls that's just exhausting

Like, any class can kill them that ain't the problem

the problem is getting 1-2 poxes before that fucker has even shown himself

[tired inlet]

Masozi landed om some dregs and they kept hitting me through the deck; that was funny

[late canyon]

Oh another fun bug is tornadoes inside a room

[stiff elbow]

i got the dust stalker field helm

so much winning!

[late canyon]

You just die with them trying to pull you forever

[tired inlet]

I died in one run, spawned in the dead base, but it was on a crease in the topology, so while in a rescue state, fell through the ground 6 more times, so when I rescued it said I did 7 times in a row.

that's pretty funny

[jaunty shuttle]

boys, is there any difference in the icons for the sites of interest?

[green vector]

nop

[jaunty shuttle]

i mean, can you tell anything about the site from the icon?

[stiff elbow]

no they are just identifying coordinates

[green vector]

nop

[stiff elbow]

written in fancy binary

[tired inlet]

if anyone could there isn't enough information to correlate that

it's been like 1 day

[jaunty shuttle]

alright, ty boys

[tired inlet]

right now the vault door and the evac are known points for exit and going in further; everything else is a PoI that you figure out along the way; wanna build a spreadsheet about it?

'cuz that's a problem whose solution means a spreadsheet is comin' 'yer way

let's make a microsoft access database on it. you know visual basic?

yeah you do

[stiff elbow]

whats the point of the nox defiant camo trying to conceal troopers in nighttime settings if the las battery counter is bright as can be

[late canyon]

Nah i'm pretty sure the points are just random

[tired inlet]

turning down my gamma settings on my lasgun

[lost flume]

anyone have a "Table index is nill" crash?

[stiff elbow]

doesnt really do a good job at CONCEALING, doesn't it?

[tired inlet]

Oooh, null value reference. neat-o.

that's a new one

[green vector]

she gamma my settings till i lasgun

[lost flume]

🎊

[stiff elbow]

if i was on nox alpha

that planet would be a civilized world

just saying

[tired inlet]

you'd probably smell better, comparatively speaking

[stiff elbow]

yes i would probably

and the heretics and the moebian 6th would get together to appreciate my smell

[little marten]

If I ruled the world everyone would wear bikinis

EVERYONE

[stiff elbow]

uh huh

[brazen pelican]

Shut up and take my vote!

[little marten]

I don’t mind those like skirt shawl things too

Wraps?

[neon agate]

I would like to ask if I can keep my clothes please.

[little marten]

WHOSE THAT BOMBSHELL IN THE BIOMASS ONE PIECE?!?!

[little marten]

Approved

[green vector]

weak leader

already rolling it back

[brazen pelican]

I only read "biomass" and I'm all for it.

[little marten]

My patronus is a flip flop 😔

[green vector]

ill beat you with a flip flop mf

[neon agate]

Thank you

[little marten]

George bush is worried by this

[neon agate]

Nurgle and I are chill and I love frogs so I get a pass

[brazen pelican]

Heorthu used LA CHANCLA!
It's super effective!

[little marten]

Least embarrassing footwear to be beaten by tbh

Jesus wore flip flops sooo

[neon agate]

I still owe Slaaneshi a fooking space marine 2 game

[green vector]

lmao

[neon agate]

I think I said that like

4 months ago

[little marten]

Same tbf lol

[brazen pelican]

It's all good. Trying out Chainaxe Scum atm. Having a blast.

Can't fully decide between Chainaxe or Chainsword.

[cosmic burrow]

Chaxe

[thin wagon]

Chainaxe!

It bites good

[brazen pelican]

The people have spoken, and who am I to argue?

[sleek harness]

So you saying that my name is not rhymable?

[brazen pelican]

Bites good, like the nails?

[brazen pelican]

Ghoulish Haven.

[green vector]

bites good like my ex

[jaunty shuttle]

love the sound and feel of chainaxe, but chainsword is better overall

[green vector]

literally what i said

[green vector]

stop copying my jokes

[stiff elbow]

chainsword

[brazen pelican]

Don't judge me, I haven't been paying attention.

[sleek harness]

I am going to be honest, I didn't saw you saying it first

[green vector]

it appears we share the same braincell

[brazen pelican]

That's three of us, I was already sharing it with @elder merlin

[sleek harness]

Paul is older

[thin wagon]

Weakly craven

[sleek harness]

Not like yall

[elder merlin]

[thin wagon]

Ah forgot the first word

[sleek harness]

Paul theses freaks can't find a good phrase to rhyme with my name

[elder merlin]

Waddup, how you been?

[brazen pelican]

Doing better, almost wrapped up all the paperwork.

[green vector]

[south valve]

you didn't like Cool-ish Raven?

[sleek harness]

No

[thin wagon]

That's peak tho

[dire kayak]

i ate the braincell

[thin wagon]

I wish there was a reward for fighting Daemonhosts.

[thin wagon]

I wanna kill em

[sleek harness]

It shouldn't

[south valve]

Kinda real

[brazen pelican]

Do it for Slaanesh The Emperor!

[sleek harness]

She needs to be more stronger actually

[south valve]

Slaanesh?

[thin wagon]

Yes more stronger to kill more

[south valve]

[sleek harness]

No

[south valve]

Yes

[brazen pelican]

Where?!

[fair bridge]

holy shit check this out

[sleek harness]

Goober

[green vector]

me chokin it

[brazen pelican]

Behind me?!

[south valve]

"The traitor has at last been identified"

[sleek harness]

She's inside your soul

[brazen pelican]

Yay! :3

[south valve]

The real Slaanesh was the friends we fucked along the way

[brazen pelican]

Fulgrim, probably.

[sleek harness]

I was thinking of saying "what friends"

[south valve]

You should have, it would have been funny

[dire kayak]

LET ME GO

[sleek harness]

Friendless

[brazen pelican]

You'll find some, eventually.

[fair bridge]

shaves your head

[sleek harness]

What should I put on the background while playing Stellaris

[green vector]

LMAOOOOOOO

[sleek harness]

Find more friendless people?

[drowsy lynx]

Balt

[sleek harness]

Cool

[brazen pelican]

I SMELL STIMMS ON YOU!

[green vector]

im cryin

that fuckin pic

[sleek harness]

ing

[brazen pelican]

Cryining?

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

Cryning

[dire kayak]

MY HAIR

[drowsy lynx]

Are they delicious stimms?

[elder merlin]

Brutish Raven

[brazen pelican]

Always. :3

[sleek harness]

Why brutish

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

can i eat them?

[drowsy lynx]

Ooo dats like my favorite kinda stimm

[oak nexus]

is that the furry vore game

[brazen pelican]

You should eat anything and anyone you find.

[elder merlin]

I dont know, had to look up words that ryhmed with foolish lol, and then Raven was the only one i could think to rhyme with Skaven

[brazen pelican]

For the biomass.

[elder merlin]

Besides haven anyway

[sleek harness]

Yeah my name is pretty unique

Can't rhyme with shit

[brazen pelican]

Hit, bit, lit, kit...

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[green vector]

you tryna kark stubbers together in expeditions????

[dire kayak]

does that include skaven?

[sleek harness]

No

[brazen pelican]

Especially Skaven.

[sleek harness]

No

[elder merlin]

[livid glacier]

FOR THE LEEEEX

[oak nexus]

not on pc atm 😔 but im def gamin tonight

[brazen pelican]

Once you get past the fur, it's not bad.

[green vector]

bussin

[sleek harness]

Once you pass the demon skin, it isn't so bad

[drowsy lynx]

Like eating a kiwi really

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[drowsy lynx]

New Zealanders can be delicious

[sleek harness]

I am Brazilian

Dumbass

[drowsy lynx]

Joke go whoosh haha

[brazen pelican]

Glad you went for it. I was going to but couldn't think of something funny.

[green vector]

joke always go whoosh over tiny rat brain

[brazen pelican]

Think it's a height issue.

[jaunty path]

stop making reddit humor or else youll go to hell whenu die

[cyan verge]

Anyone else having the orange hair be black?

[brazen pelican]

I get to see my friends? :>

[drowsy lynx]

I will spray you with dawn dish soap

[green vector]

stfu and go back to SpEeDrUnNiNg HaVoC

[sleek harness]

Imagine going to hell with Missus

[drowsy lynx]

And you will fully dissolve

[jaunty path]

but I already did that

im just waiting for 2 peopel to just

stfu and start the game

[brazen pelican]

GLHF. ♥

[dire kayak]

that cleans ducks really well

is missus secretly a duck?

hmmmm

[cosmic burrow]

Missus is a cosmic being

[stuck crescent]

I like duck

[brazen pelican]

And as such, a witch?

[green vector]

u misspelled dick

[south valve]

Yes, and we use my larger scales!

[green vector]

haha got his ass

[brazen pelican]

Will Missus float, like tiny rocks and a good gravy?!

[south valve]

Maybe

It's been too long since I've watched that movie

[brazen pelican]

Same.

[south valve]

and I've watched it like 10 times

[brazen pelican]

Missus turned me into a newt!

[cobalt lichen]

Missus is a witch?

[stuck crescent]

I did?

Damn

[south valve]

A newt?

[brazen pelican]

Got better.

[thin wagon]

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

Ah... thats a classic.

[brazen pelican]

How can you tell she is a witch?
SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!

[cobalt lichen]

She floats like one

[green vector]

tf are u guys talkin about

[brazen pelican]

Heretic!

[south valve]

Fake brit booooo

[thin wagon]

What you mean brit bro thats humor everywhere

[lapis hazel]

So, apparently in the new mode enemies can spawn right on top of you and beat you to death instantly, cool

[south valve]

I know I know

[delicate vapor]

Vhat

[brave slate]

Some are not privy to the wisdom of Sir Bedevere

[south valve]

But Heorthu is British and has not experienced the best of our culture

[thin wagon]

Ser Ogryn is invincible like black knight

[brazen pelican]

What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?

[cobalt lichen]

executing women who we suspect are witches, just like all good Englishmen do

[stiff elbow]

im so hungry i could eat cadia

[cobalt lichen]

happens

[thin wagon]

I'll bite your legs off

[nocturne bloom]

[brazen pelican]

Order of gravel soup coming right up.

[south valve]

I haven't read the book, is this what happens?

[stiff elbow]

yeah i think so

[dire kayak]

should i send someone an unsolicited grey knight picture?

[rancid shore]

so

[stiff elbow]

who reads the books anyways

[south valve]

I always thought it was rabbit stew

[rancid shore]

let me see if i understand this

[south valve]

Oh wait

[cobalt lichen]

who even can read in this economy

[south valve]

no, I'm dumb

[rancid shore]

recon las....= lmg?

[south valve]

ignore me

[brave slate]

Not really much left to eat

[nocturne bloom]

You should send me unsolicited ...

[dire kayak]

im reading that book

[stiff elbow]

next your going to tell ME that the great knights are real!

[cobalt lichen]

basically yeah

[rancid shore]

my mind has been open

[south valve]

Does it get eaten?

[green vector]

i genuinely have no idea

wtf youre referencing

[cobalt lichen]

I use it all the time.
It’s fun.

[dire kayak]

no but a big bell rings and nearly kills trazyn

that's all ive managed to read so far

[stiff elbow]

now if cromwell was still around

[brazen pelican]

I will tell you if you answer me these questions three.

[stiff elbow]

all you catholics would be gone

and britain would be free again

just saying !! !!

[south valve]

Didn't expect Henry VIII references here but

cool to see ig

[green vector]

pls tell me

[delicate vapor]

More chocolate

[brazen pelican]

I heard he used to be a Catherineoholic, or Catholic, for short.

[south valve]

What is your name?

[stiff elbow]

am i supposed to be using VII las or IIb las

[cobalt lichen]

Cromwell came back as a tank in ww2

[brazen pelican]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[brave slate]

What is your favourite colour?

[green vector]

oh its the fuckin

monty python isnt it

i remember watching a clip of that swallow question

[dire kayak]

based as hell reference we love you slaaneshi

[thin wagon]

African or European?

[thick fog]

I love mankind

[brazen pelican]

I- I don't know thaAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[south valve]

I don't know thAAAAAAAAAA

[brazen pelican]

[thin wagon]

Truly thou art well versed in fine cinema

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

I'm not the Messiah, though.

[limpid vigil]

Do you think kayex wants a Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird for his birthday?

[brazen pelican]

I've heard it's on his Christmas list.

[limpid vigil]

At least you read it

[fair bridge]

oh fucking finally all my mods work again

[brazen pelican]

Unlike that bitch Integra.

[fair bridge]

what a pain in the ass

[limpid vigil]

me with 2 mods - is this some sort of rich joke im too poor to understand?