general-chat

[tired inlet]

played a few rounds of expeditions last night; First one was a failure at stage III -- got too greedy. 2nd run went great. 3rd run someone ("Auric Storm Survivor" Arbitrator) didn't know what they were doing, immediately went to the vault door to get to the next stage while me and another player were at the first PoI, vault door opened and we were immediately killed. Didn't enjoy that -- called him a jerk and quit. Fourth run was a quick penance to immediatel evac with a relic canister. 5th run went to the end and unlocked the next stage.

[visual vortex]

Lowk how i be moving when white girl music

[amber delta]

[fallen tree]

i get that its a new gamemode, but god the amount of bullshit ive seen in pubs is unbelievable. especially from people rocking big titles. but once again, titles mean nothing

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6bbelf02jM

[regal terrace]

The event left me feeling like a badass. Expedition quickly humbled me

[fallen tree]

the worst part is people who leave the moment they die, usually from their own disregard

from my experience, comms in pubs have been pretty good. but then you get that one game thats.. not

[tired inlet]

Last run we were doing great and got to stage II and because the 2nd point of interest was an evac, someone just selected to evac with 9 minutes still on the clock. C'moooon.

I think there should be a way to reverse an evac/vault call

[fallen tree]

yeah or safe house door openings

getting fucked because someone did it early, died, then left

ugh

[tired inlet]

in HD2 if you just...leave the area the evac is dismissed and you have to call it again

[fallen tree]

whatever, darktide is pain

in that regard hd2 has it right

[regal terrace]

I played a game tonight where the whole team died during evac

[lethal condor]

Is hight scum the best right now

[fallen tree]

im sorry for your loss

[amber delta]

no

[tired inlet]

I mean, it is a lot of goons that show up.

[regal terrace]

The Emperor is the best 🖤

[amber delta]

hive scum is always the worst

because hes a filthy criminal

[fallen tree]

saying that wont absolve you of cursing your teammates!

totally valid tho

[tired inlet]

hey dude that's great -- so anyway you got selected for today's Tithe

[visual vortex]

Hd2 had one decent game design concept 🤯

[oak valley]

I'm loving the new mode
Especially the cultist comms
Now they know how Wolfer feels

[visual vortex]

Wolfer shot himself

[oak valley]

The Dreg Lieutenant va is funny
Sounds like he's got mad phlegm

[sleek harness]

Don't spoil the ending

Dude

[red eagle]

false, he had a stroke prior

[oak valley]

NO

[fallen tree]

hd2 upsets me greatly. i was lost way back during railgun nerfs

[brazen pelican]

Did he at least watch and learn first?

[red eagle]

and then died

[visual vortex]

No

Adter the 50th phage tree got doormailed

[tired inlet]

that's the Nurgle

[visual vortex]

He started drothing at the mouth

[amber delta]

hd2 upsets me because thinking about playing it makes me feel good but then I go and play it and I get bored 10minutes in

[visual vortex]

And oulled his blicky on himself

[sleek harness]

Actually he had boss health it didn't even went though his skull

[oak valley]

Same kinda

[red eagle]

rage got to bro

[lethal condor]

Are hive scum good ? I was gonna buy the dlc for them

[visual vortex]

Cant blame him

[fallen tree]

real

[tired inlet]

Expeds seems more concerned with the Cult of Admonishon

[fallen tree]

first warbond im not gonna buy. and maybe that shouldve been way sooner

[sleek harness]

All classes ogod

Good

[round mica]

Yes, youll be a lawn mower

[sleek harness]

And die easy

[round mica]

real

[sleek harness]

LAMB

[visual vortex]

If i was wolfer snd my regiment was getting destroyed by crackheads with fourth of july sparklers

[tired inlet]

Scummers are a dodge class, excells in melee/close range; whereas Arbites is a block/stagger class, excelling in mid range and can tank.

[visual vortex]

Id prob kill myself too

[lethal condor]

Dose that mean I will be mowing down enemies

[tired inlet]

I KICK ARSSE FOR THE LORD

[sleek harness]

Unkills himself when they kill the smyker

[tawdry edge]

Unfortunately for Wolfer

We are carried by plot

[lethal condor]

Would you recommend them its 11 $

[visual vortex]

He comes back alive everytime a zealot is killed and makes a shitty excuse

[sleek harness]

We are named rejects afterall

[visual vortex]

He's like dante where he wants to die really bad

[regal terrace]

They're zoomie

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfBh80VrQDU

[tired inlet]

Yes, I find them very fun and twitchy

[bitter matrix]

Do higher difficulties give a bigger reward on expedition??? Or is it just more Risk for the same reward?

[visual vortex]

GAMBLE

GAMBLE

[sleek harness]

Higher reward obviously

[visual vortex]

GAMBLE

[bitter matrix]

Tech remnants wise or…?

[round mica]

the outside world of atoma scares me

too much sun

[visual vortex]

IMAGINE

all the sand in your shoes

[round mica]

in your pants

[visual vortex]

This is why my characters are all barefoot

[regal terrace]

The true reward is slaughtering heretics 🥹

[tired inlet]

I mean typically damnation has more scavenge than heresy, and auric is just H/T Damnation, so..

[little marten]

Ruh roh

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[tired inlet]

also the diamantine in expeds is lackin

[visual vortex]

Womp womp

[round mica]

I wanna do havoc 40 exped pls and ty

[tired inlet]

it's just surviving the evac

[tawdry edge]

I hope at the end of Darktide when theyre wrapping up the lore, the moebian 6 wins

[visual vortex]

The loyalists are so back

[somber stream]

I'll give you a holy body

[sleek harness]

Then we blow up the planet

Because that's a option

[visual vortex]

I doubt that

Nkt till the funny ghost guy gets what he wants

And fhe tech nerds

Then we blow it up

[round mica]

just call in the Grey Knights war over in a hour

[sleek harness]

Imagine not having a auto destruction mechanism on a hive world with a very important tank industry

That's would be dumb

[visual vortex]

A single space marine could prob solve this entire war overnight

[tawdry edge]

Not if the planet devolves into a daemon planet

[marsh iris]

why is there sand in the valkyrie, why are we bringing sand to the desert

[round mica]

Help the eco system

[little violet]

Do you get more remnants the further you are in grid points?

[visual vortex]

Desertification

[sleek harness]

You think thoses guys can corrupt the planet fully?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[marsh iris]

[sleek harness]

Also we can just send the guy from Boltgun to solo it

[visual vortex]

Malum caedo

[wooden creek]

Auric has its own health values nowadays

[fallen tree]

do you think the god emperor would love me if i was a worm? 🥺

[sleek harness]

He already dealt with the same situation

He can deal with another

[visual vortex]

Malum caedo is just on a leash rn

[little violet]

Like the mission nodes you unlock once you completed a certain criteria i mean

[visual vortex]

Cant have him on the loose

[marsh iris]

if its abhuman you are loved

[visual vortex]

Mfer would find all 40k warhammers

[tawdry edge]

Yeah planets have been corrupted with less

[tawdry edge]

The planet wasn't a daemon planet

[fallen tree]

no arms or legs, but i guess i can dig a trench for someone

[sleek harness]

Malum Caedo sounds like the type of Space Marine that would go into the deeper warp to revive the Emperor

[visual vortex]

He would

Ngl

I didnt realize there was a plot to boltgun

[tawdry edge]

And fail miserably (hopefully)

[sleek harness]

Why hopefully

[round mica]

@fallen tree youd be perfect for krieg then

[sleek harness]

We want humanity to win

We are the only good guys

[visual vortex]

Malum caedo is the emperor

[wooden creek]

One of them has 5 scavenge zones, another one has a higher time limit.

[fallen tree]

im a krieger for sure

[round mica]

lil worm in a gas mask and shit

[fallen tree]

they could use me to dig trenches. maybe create melange. get everyone drugged up

talk about a messiah

[blazing shadow]

To all ego players who love to being alone with his fucking knive on the new game mode, i youre all a fucking bunch of bastards no one likes u

[elder oasis]

I suppose its possible. But they have alot of steps to take. Hopefully they figure out how to summon more then one kind of daemon i want to fight nurglings and plague bearers lol

[somber stream]

Someone's emotional

[fallen tree]

i mean, shit players are shit 🤷‍♂️

[visual vortex]

Nah hey cltch

[blazing shadow]

awwwww feels good

[fallen tree]

sorry for your loss

[visual vortex]

Trust

[sleek harness]

@jaunty path

[elder oasis]

It might not be ego, in hd2 its ideal to seperate the team on lots of maps.

I can definitely see a stealth zealot or stealth veteran going solo as viable and strong if one objective it out of the way

[fallen tree]

but if they cant dodge a trapper, or push a dog

[visual vortex]

Nah they the main charaxter

[fallen tree]

id rather not split

[visual vortex]

Trust

[sleek harness]

I mean yeah

[elder oasis]

Ak that is also valid haha

[blazing shadow]

if you're not helping on objective and running with hive scum and your fucking stinky knife , ure an ego adicted 10 years old ego adicted

[sleek harness]

If we separated and didn't die we could complete all the objectives in just like

[blazing shadow]

and probably fat

[sleek harness]

2 minutes

[fallen tree]

like stealth is only so good... if you have it available

[sleek harness]

[fallen tree]

but yeah

[sleek harness]

Someone is angy

[visual vortex]

I odnt like then either

[visual vortex]

But i let them die

Sucks 2 suxk i dont help then

[marsh iris]

dehydrated in the desert

[elder oasis]

Ywah hive scum would be a tougher one. Id definitely pick a stealth class for the job

[visual vortex]

Let me inspect the texh remnants before grabbing them because they look funny

[fallen tree]

yeah best let them die and leave. might be replaced with someone more decent

[sleek harness]

I would cry too if I was in the middle of the desert dehydrated

[visual vortex]

I stand over them

And slowly shake my camera

[somber stream]

Drink your own piss

It's the only way

[sleek harness]

Sure

[blazing shadow]

the problem it's when you and your 2 teammates who play nice die doing objectives cause that mf is running trying to record a cringe tik tok video showing his lonely cell-brain trying to do something

[marsh iris]

saul goodman style

[fallen tree]

lmao, like shaking your head in a no fashion? peak tbh

[visual vortex]

Yes

If u leave the group

Suck ass

Die

Im going to mock u

[sleek harness]

Ollpheist did you know you can block people

[fallen tree]

idk about the tiktok thing. surely the game isnt that popular that ppl are farming darktide tiktoks, but i do know what you mean

[visual vortex]

Double points if you gwt angry

[sleek lotus]

So do the expeditions/grid points reset after a time?

[visual vortex]

Not enough

[sleek harness]

And you will be less likely to play with them again

[visual vortex]

I want them dead

[sleek lotus]

Idk how you are supposed to get 16 grid points

[sleek harness]

Rude

[marsh iris]

drank piss, piss stole my tech-remnant

[sleek harness]

Do you know the feeling of being dead?

[fallen tree]

i think they're gonna release another set of 6-8 maps in another update

my theory

[visual vortex]

Only one way to find out

[blazing shadow]

i think Darktide peak on funny terms it's when you play with your team like brothers hand to hand not that childish alone running knife thing

[amber delta]

how many maps?

6-7?

[fallen tree]

8

actually

[sleek harness]

Hopefully the maps get more wasteful like and toxic

[marsh iris]

[fallen tree]

im a sucker for snow maps. the desert can get cold too so

[visual vortex]

Gove me brown sludge map

[sleek harness]

I mean

[fallen tree]

but more toxic - yes

hope so

[sleek harness]

Isn't Atoma a dry planet

[blazing shadow]

i want some weather extremely events like arc raiders soo bad

[visual vortex]

Atoma is like Rango

[astral trellis]

is there a recent guide on how to increase performance on this game on amd

[fallen tree]

i dont give a rats about the lore i just shoot heretics for my god

[blazing shadow]

like acid rain or shts like that

[fallen tree]

😏

[sleek harness]

You want Mortis Trials 2

[blazing shadow]

are you using framegen? that was a game changer for me

[fallen tree]

i actually do not like mortis

[blazing shadow]

also it helps disable nvidia/steam overlays

[sleek harness]

unbelievable

[winged oasis]

wish there was a way to downgrade darktide even more

[sleek lotus]

The game is already pretty wasteful

[fallen tree]

wait until you hear what i have to say next

[amber delta]

@sleek harness can you change your pfp to soydog it would be so funny and you wouldnt need to post it every other comment

[astral trellis]

frame gen is broken atm so im looking for other ways

[sleek lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/muppet-family-christmas-muppets-sesame-street-laughing-laugh-gif-15746499

[winged oasis]

like really squeeze all the frames i can get out of it

[sleek harness]

No

I would rather not

[amber delta]

gay

[sleek harness]

I am asexual

Dumbass

[blazing shadow]

oh, i'm using amd framegen on my 2080s and the nvidia dlss with amazing results

[sleek harness]

You got no chance with me

[amber delta]

gaysexual

[blazing shadow]

it's weird but it works

[visual vortex]

Damn 😞

[blazing shadow]

i was expecting a decent amount of input lag

[regal terrace]

I love mortis trials. It's a shame they're not that popular at the time I usually play

[blazing shadow]

but there is like none

[astral trellis]

oh yea im on amd fsr unfortunately

[sleek harness]

Didn't change anything

[blazing shadow]

oh i see, try the overlay thing, it definetly could help

disabling it

[astral trellis]

it was completey fine before this update i was getting 150+ with fsr but game broken

[visual vortex]

Good morning

[blazing shadow]

damm

[astral trellis]

what overlay

[blazing shadow]

Steam or amd apps, even discord has some intrusive overlay that take a little performance cost

but if the game were running at 150+ before update seems related to the game itself

[winged oasis]

vro i keep getting error codes 3013, 2014

LET ME DARKTIDE

[astral trellis]

yea i cant even get above 100

ts so sad

[blazing shadow]

me playing at 60 -72 fps

[visual vortex]

PLEASE 🙏

[astral trellis]

u are a warrior for tht

my stim brain cant handle 60 fps

[blazing shadow]

me specting to play crimsom desert at capped 48 fps

[amber cave]

Another Glorious Raid

we even picked the can of data into valkyrie to get that penance

[timber elk]

spawns in the chat with a trench shotgun hi everyone

[remote cape]

Is there no chat for mods?

[timber elk]

I don’t know I just got here

[south valve]

I assume there is

[timber elk]

Hi Neuro

[south valve]

I used to be a Slaanesh fan

[brazen pelican]

Henlo, food shape. :3

[remote cape]

Cause I just installed a couple but when I loaded it said error

[south valve]

because of noise marines

[elder oasis]

A tyranid and a slaaneshi

[timber elk]

racks trench shotgun I’m not food >:[

[south valve]

Oh those kinds of mods

[brazen pelican]

Then why food shape? :<

[south valve]

there's an entire server for it

[regal terrace]

A lamb, a lamball

[timber elk]

Just because I’m a lamb and tiny doesn’t mean I’m food

[timber elk]

Woah your name is also lamb

[remote cape]

Bet bet, cause mine aren't working

[visual vortex]

U guys should kiss

[fallen tree]

lamb chops on the menu tonight chat

[regal terrace]

We're multiplying

[visual vortex]

Please dont

[timber elk]

I’m the first

There’s 3 of us now

[twin flower]

get the lamb sauce

[remote cape]

Do you know what it's called?

[visual vortex]

Modtide

[brazen pelican]

Darktide Modders, iirc.

[south valve]

"Where's the lamb sauce??" - Gordon Ramsay

[remote cape]

Found it, thank ya

[regal terrace]

Like the leaderboard mods?

[twin flower]

love me sum lamb sauce

[marsh iris]

baa

[south valve]

Thank God the Welshie isn't here /j

[visual vortex]

Thank God Ollpheist isn't here

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[visual vortex]

Ollpheist scurries past

👀

Did u see that?

[south valve]

Woah

👀

[visual vortex]

👀

[south valve]

I wish I could send gifs so bad rn

[visual vortex]

U can

[weary raven]

Are there any rumors for 12th edition?

[visual vortex]

We're on the 50th edition pal

[weary raven]

The next edition of Warhammer 40k

[tacit geode]

We only got 13th edition stuff

[visual vortex]

Yeah

50th edition

[sage nova]

can I get out of the valkyrie now?

[visual vortex]

No

[south valve]

I like your name

[visual vortex]

U NEEd to listencto masozi say stupid shit

[tacit geode]

Orks V space marines starting box
New sternguard vets

Uhhhhh

[sage nova]

been into 10 expeditions and not once loaded in

[tacit geode]

Stuff

[sage nova]

sames

[south valve]

We are both past and future

[weary raven]

Nice. I can't wait to see what books come out

[visual vortex]

51 krieg books

[weary raven]

I usually collect narrative books

I know we're going back to Armageddon though which I'm hyped for

[brave cargo]

What's up with the night missions in expeditions? I click on one and it exits the mission screen but doesn't queue me

[weary raven]

How many wars have been fought so far on Armageddon?

[fallen tree]

dont have that problem, have you tried relaunching? seems like a weird bug

[brave cargo]

That's what I'm thinking. I'll give that a shot

@fallen tree

[thick coyote]

"The only one that matters" - Sargeant Major Morrow

[visual vortex]

No steel legion on their own planet btw

In the trailer

[somber stream]

Today i discovered 'webcore' as a music gerne

Think i want to extend my subscription to living for another 40 years

[south valve]

Arachno beat or something?

[somber stream]

No idea, usually i just press randomize and let it rip

[fallen tree]

nostalgic

[south valve]

Oh it's like early internet stuff

Spider music will become a thing someday though

[fallen tree]

2000s stuff i presume

[fallen tree]

i need more info

[grizzled plover]

I can't wait to play expeditions as the Ork Freeboota class that's dropping this summer

[south valve]

🕷️ 🎶

I hope that explains it

[somber stream]

Totally

[grizzled plover]

muffet undertale

[fallen tree]

i meant more like do you have an example

[south valve]

No no

It doesn't exist yet

[grizzled plover]

but it will

[fallen tree]

ohh so you're investing

okay

i see you

[south valve]

but I prophesise that it will

[summer crow]

loving all the cosmetics that look like muzzles, i just need one for veteran and ill have them all

[somber stream]

What sound does a spider make

[grizzled plover]

they purr

[marsh iris]

yarrick come to atoma we got a lot of kriegs

[somber stream]

They... purr?

Truly?

[grizzled plover]

yes.

spiders purr.

[somber stream]

Poggers

I need one NOW

[brazen pelican]

Taps, and a few species can hiss.

[fallen tree]

im okay with big spiders, its the small ones that get me

if they purr'd, id have one

[grizzled plover]

wolf spiders make purring sounds and tarantulas hiss

[blazing shadow]

uggg spiders in general are my criptonite

[somber stream]

Hissing spider, where's that flammenwerfer

[brazen pelican]

Spiders are friends. :<

[grizzled plover]

All spiders are friends

[blazing shadow]

can't be more uglyer

[grizzled plover]

They're free pest control

[fallen tree]

the only big spider i know we have is huntsman

[grizzled plover]

It should be noted that tarantula hissing sounds like a water faucet running

[somber stream]

I keep a few house spider around my apartment to deter pest

[fallen tree]

yeah i got spiders outside living rent free, getting flies and whatnot

[somber stream]

I just hope they won't overstay their welcome and multiplies

[grizzled plover]

If you ever hear a random faucet and you know they aren't on, have no fear. A face-sized predator is hunting a bird.

[south valve]

This is why I will never go to Australia

[somber stream]

Is this why we're losing

[blazing shadow]

Are not goliath spiders from Australia?

[grizzled plover]

Tarantulas are native to the Americas

[lethal condor]

https://youtu.be/qwVAc2MmlwU?si=YCEdaZ5L6rhH9mEC

[fallen tree]

tarantuals are nothing

redback rules

[grizzled plover]

Tarantulas are surprisingly affectionate

That's what I like about em

[fallen tree]

i hope to experience it one day

[patent grove]

I saw this really bright colored pink and blue tarantula and now I want one

[somber stream]

Do they remember your face

Spiders, i mean

[patent grove]

Only if you ugly

[somber stream]

A sad day to be pretty

[fallen tree]

google says no but fuck google

[patent grove]

I made friends with a spider the other day, I'm sad I didn't bring it home with me

[somber stream]

Ravens and crows though

They will, so will their child, and grand child

[sleek harness]

Like Raven Guards?

[lethal jolt]

so expeditions have a random chance to fail even if everyone extracts?

[sleek harness]

You are edgy?

[somber stream]

Not everything is about 40k, rat

[sleek harness]

Is it serious

[somber stream]

Also im fairly certain Spess mahren don't breed

[patent grove]

Crows are awesome

[sleek harness]

Raven Guards are cool

I agree

[random holly]

anyone else not recieving twitch drops?

they worked on all the other drops

[untold kraken]

yall notice every now and then after this update attacks hit and then do nothing. No damage, no stagger and no blood effect?

[fallen tree]

i got drops fine earlier today

[patent grove]

Helion Rain is the best 40k audio drama

[fallen tree]

try another channel?

[sleek harness]

Skill issue

[twin flower]

Space Shorks

[fallen tree]

are the thousand sons the chapter that are bound to their armour?

[chilly osprey]

yes beloved, @thick fog loves men

[sleek harness]

Dust people yeah

[twin flower]

space wizards

they arent all dust tho

[sleek harness]

Their leader made a deal with Tzeench to cure their gene curse

[twin flower]

only the non psyker ones

[fallen tree]

space egyptians

all mummies

[sleek harness]

Turns out he was backstabbed and the whole chapter was forced to work for Tzeench

Not praise

Work

They don't like Tzeench

[patent grove]

Milfguard

[twin flower]

who likes tzeench

[fallen tree]

and they're the chaos faction in sm2 right? were they the enemies in sm1?

[twin flower]

wuh

[sleek harness]

Nobody suh

Duh*

[patent grove]

Yeah, and orks

[twin flower]

think 1 was just chaos undivided

[sleek harness]

Chaos faction was in the first game

Basically everyone taking their share of the pie

[twin flower]

i like pie

[fallen tree]

the games look fun, but im not a huge 3rd person game enjoyer unless its something like monhun or dmc

[twin flower]

1 is a goldie for sure

pretty short campaign actually

[frail cipher]

I don't think the chaos undivided pie would be tasty

[patent grove]

Some breakfast pie would be nice

[twin flower]

not as short as sm2 if you can believe it

[sleek harness]

4 different pies

[fallen tree]

what is a breakfast pie

i assume not apple

[frail cipher]

1 of the pies

[patent grove]

Eggs, bacon, potato

[sleek harness]

Ragging
Pleasuring
Disgusting
Confusing

[low wharf]

Pie you eat for breakfast obv

Would recommend

[twin flower]

you mean Raging?

[chilly osprey]

red corsair shit 😭

[tawdry edge]

My message got censored

Fuck me

[twin flower]

lmao

[chilly osprey]

if you insist..

[twin flower]

eyo

[tawdry edge]

Real chaos undivided pie: Blood
C*m
Fent
Diarrhea

[tawdry edge]

Without dinner?

[tawdry edge]

Red Corsairs are peak

[frail cipher]

I need one that says "cough on 7 billion people" with a champion of nurgle, "cheat on 7 billion people" with a champion of tzeench and another one that says "fuck 7 billion people" with a champion of slaanesh

[twin flower]

game about the Badab War when

[twin flower]

he's on to something

[sleek harness]

Wouldn't it mix?

[random holly]

Ok turns ok drops arent working for anyone yet

[sleek harness]

Most of theses are liquids

[frail cipher]

It has to be undivided after all

[tawdry edge]

Peak

[tawdry edge]

Stole my joke fuck

[sleek harness]

Snail

[tawdry edge]

I'm using work internet connection it fucking sucks ass

[sleek harness]

My internet is worser

Don't try to be sympathetic

[tawdry edge]

I'm not I fucking hate you

[sleek harness]

That's a lie

Obviously

Brazilians love each other

Probably

[tawdry edge]

You're not a real brazilian

And you proof it once again

By thinking brazilians mostly love each other

[sleek harness]

I love my family

Probably

They are Brazilian

[tawdry edge]

Lies lies lies lies

Liar liar pants on fire

[twin flower]

why u saying it like youre not sure

[clever horizon]

killed a shotgunner and he shouted
"for the corpse god"
so metal. im on the wrong team.

[sleek harness]

Says the rhe liar

[tawdry edge]

Because he's Tzeentch incarnate and he can never make any true statement

[twin flower]

fair

[sleek harness]

Because I fucking hate my family

[little helm]

did they change anything graphic wise or w/e this update? game runs like hot ass suddenly. framerate is garbage now, especially in the expeditions

[tawdry edge]

How can he be the villain if they look cooler

[clever horizon]

had a 1.5k salvage run earlier

[tawdry edge]

They made Game optimization even worse somehow

[elder oasis]

Brahms grandfather or whatever is a tzeentch worshipper imo and ill hear no opposing opinions

[clever horizon]

morality is an aesthtic in fiction, so yeah

[little helm]

oh great so it isnt my issue thats nice

[tawdry edge]

No darktide just sucks ass

Not your fault

[sleek harness]

They made console lag less

That's good

[little helm]

well we already knew that one 🤣

[tawdry edge]

Still inferior to the true race of gaming (PC)

[little helm]

fuck them give me my performance back

games getting ruined for these fuckasses

[twin flower]

sad it happens when youre on a good run on expedition

bye bye remnants

[frail cipher]

"FATSHARK!!! OPTIMIZE YOUR DOGSHIT FUCKING GAME AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!"

(insert kratos pic)

[little helm]

no image perms in general?

aw

[tawdry edge]

Your life is already theirs when you accepted the terms and conditions to installing the game

[frail cipher]

No

[frail cipher]

Very true

[little helm]

disney's terms and conditions

[frail cipher]

If they catch me using an unlicensed 3D model to print they are legally allowed to behead me with a guillotine

[random holly]

tryn get the drops

[tawdry edge]

You will NOT sue us for the death of your family (THAT WE WERE RESPONSIBLE OF) because it is on our terms and conditions that you signed when you subscribed to Disney+

[marsh iris]

FREMENS WE MUST RECLAIM OUR HOME OUR DESERT

[tawdry edge]

This is true my buddy John once tried to use an unlicensed 3D mini in a competition and they shot him down like a rabid dog at the parking lot

[amber delta]

this is my piece of sand and I will kill everyone who is not from here

[twin flower]

snort that sand

[tawdry edge]

No you see my name is on that piece of sand

Therefore I have to kill you

[frail cipher]

I believe it

[marsh iris]

seriously though i wonder if atoma outlands have any outrageous creatures like sandworms or such

[tawdry edge]

I don't miss him at all he was a cunt but yeah it did happen 100%

[tawdry edge]

Probably but I hope everything falls to chaos and turns into even more fucked daemons and the Imperium loses the war on Atoma

[winged oasis]

do the different grid points get bigger the more we go along

[twin flower]

Darktide 2 plot

[tawdry edge]

It would be so fucking cool if the Imperium lost the war for this game

I want chaos wins on video games

I NEEEEED IT

[marsh iris]

chaos!

[twin flower]

kaos!

[marsh iris]

awooo🐺

[winged oasis]

infantry autogun for arbites?

[fallen tree]

from what i can tell the sizes are the same

there's meant to be 18, so it might change after the first 8

[lethal condor]

Spiderman brand new day Spiderman is the best live action suit we have ever gotten

[frail cipher]

Idk man the raimiverse suit is right there...

[sleek harness]

Too much brutality for police

Boltgun is preferable

[lethal condor]

I love rami suit but for me personally this brand new day looks gorgeous

Spiderman my favorite superhero ever for ever and for eternity Is my favorite period

[sleek harness]

1000 space marines come out of nowhere and win the war in 5 days

[subtle cloak]

I am new just looking for ppl to play with

[lethal condor]

I love spiderman so much I try to become that man when I was a kid got bit by a spider. New flash it dosent work

[tawdry edge]

This planet aint that important for an entire company to show up like that

[sleek harness]

It kinda is

It makes tanks

For war

[tawdry edge]

They wouldn't send an entire chapter they'd likely send 1-2 companies at best

[thick coyote]

Lemon Rusts

[sleek harness]

200 then

[frail cipher]

It's a cool suit, it's very classic Spiderman

No bells and whistles

[tawdry edge]

Tbh more than enough to get rid of enemies on key places of the planet
100 sm could hold entire waves of orks

Typo

Ignore it

[frail cipher]

A fire team of space marines could solve everything on atoma

[twin flower]

Horus Lubricant

[lethal condor]

Its nice with a flavor of sauce 😋. Also im so happy that there doing organic webs again. We seem mechanics webs so many times . Its time to organic again even if its not for the full movie

[tawdry edge]

I can only spare three men

[tawdry edge]

Horus Hersey

[sleek harness]

Caedo would totally solo

Titus would trio

[tawdry edge]

Caedo shouldn't be canon and I rest my case

[tawdry edge]

Hope Titus dies soon

[sleek harness]

He should

[tawdry edge]

Nuh uh

[sleek harness]

He's a captain of the second chapter now

He ain't dying so soon

[tawdry edge]

Doesn't matter hope he dies

[lethal condor]

Is hive scum good right now are melee class ?

[frail cipher]

Oh yeah, I like organic webs wayyy more than the mechanical ones. I get that with the mechanical ones they get to show us how smart Peter is but I just think he's cooler with more mutations

[sleek harness]

It does

Priorities

[tawdry edge]

Nuh uh

[sleek harness]

If general equals not dying soon

[amber delta]

I hope we get space marines in darktide

[lethal condor]

Yeah im not mad at it

[tawdry edge]

Never

[sleek harness]

Lame

[amber delta]

just so they get horribly brutalised by nurgle forces and us rejects have to clean up

[frail cipher]

Hive scum is one of the best classes in the game

[clever horizon]

real post meta ironically

[frail cipher]

Crazy strong

I hope we see robot Girlyman

Or Peter Turbo

[sleek harness]

If we had 1000 smart ogryns we would win the war

[twin flower]

We havent even seen what Purto's demon form is have we

[clever horizon]

they mention the return of the emperors son in elevator dialogue

[twin flower]

they did bring back Yarrick tho lmao

[tawdry edge]

If space marines shows up they're going to be just for background stuff
Like we see/hear them being mentioned and walking around in background and mayhaps dead marines around

[lethal condor]

My bad is I keep asking questions im new and just bought everything to

[amber delta]

yes dead marines

all of them dead

useless shits

shirtless ogryn do better job

[clever horizon]

dont let them bully you, youre beautiful and this community is beautiful ☺️

[frail cipher]

You're good, hope you have fun with the game

[sleek harness]

Turns out the second hive was cleanse by the Raven Guard, so uh

Yeah

No second hive

[tawdry edge]

Nope we haven't yet

Hopefully soon

[tawdry edge]

It would be so funny if they brought him back just to actually kill him

[tawdry edge]

Mfs sabotaged the fuck out of the enemy forces lmao

[sleek harness]

Yeah man

[twin flower]

sick ass speech tho

[sleek harness]

Imagine doing progress in the war

Laughable

[visual vortex]

6000 years

[tawdry edge]

True

But it would be funny that by the end of 3rd war he fucking dies

[frail cipher]

What is your pfp

[twin flower]

i actually didnt read up on what happened to him

[frail cipher]

I am interested and disgusted

[twin flower]

like how he's back after all this time lmao

[visual vortex]

Me irl

[tawdry edge]

He was just presumed dead for a while

Or he was just MIA

[twin flower]

ye that

[tawdry edge]

not really explicit on what happened

[twin flower]

was he just in a cave somewhere lmao

[frail cipher]

You live in a big 4skin?

[clever horizon]

god emperor of dune

[twin flower]

having tea wit ghazghul

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Yarrick?

[marsh iris]

inside him is all the spice

[visual vortex]

They killed him

[tawdry edge]

Unknown

[visual vortex]

People got angry

They retconned itp

[amber delta]

nobody killed him

[tawdry edge]

Me when i lie

[amber delta]

it was never confirmed

[twin flower]

check out the new animated short

[tawdry edge]

He was never dead

[visual vortex]

Pretty sure in rhe tenth edition it showed his corpse

[tawdry edge]

Lmfao

[sleek harness]

I am surprised nobody did a meme out of Hadron saying "We must discover the secret of the sands"

[amber delta]

they just pulled it off to remove his datasheet and wait for remodel

[visual vortex]

Lmfao

[tawdry edge]

It didn't say what his fate was it was left vague

[visual vortex]

We must recover the secret of cocaine

[clever horizon]

desert power

[tawdry edge]

He was just MIA

[visual vortex]

No it said he was killed by angron

[twin flower]

they made a trailer just for him tho, like over a day ago

[visual vortex]

U fucking wish gw was competent

[twin flower]

So he aint actually dead ded

[visual vortex]

I work for ge

Ge

Gw

[tawdry edge]

Thats fanmade
Rumors spread on reddit

Lmao

[visual vortex]

I had tea with the james workshop

[amber delta]

nowhere did it say he was killed by angron its literal fan theory that got memed into canon

[visual vortex]

Nah that ork power

[amber delta]

I accept ork power explanation

[untold kraken]

error code 2014 disconnects again and again

over ang over

[patent grove]

Yeah

[tawdry edge]

Edition mentioned he was gone right after it said Angron showed up for a brief moment in Armageddon and then fans made up theories Angron killed him

It was never actually real

[visual vortex]

"Games Workshop (GW) heavily implied, and largely confirmed, the death of Commissar Sebastian Yarrick in the 9th Edition Astra Militarum Codex (released late 2022/early 2023) before reversing course in early 2026, essentially retconning his "off-screen" death to bring him back"

Me when i double-down

👀

[amber delta]

thanks chatgpt

[visual vortex]

Thank u chatgbt

Always reliable

[winged oasis]

what???

[visual vortex]

Me when my teacher yells at me but i liwk know chatgbt would NEVER yell at me:

[sleek harness]

Messy

[visual vortex]

It would ask "that's a great question!"

[frail cipher]

Fucking James workshop writing shit without checking

[winged oasis]

i need serious answers

[tawdry edge]

AI slop

[visual vortex]

Pretty sure the nonth edition was bedore ai

[tawdry edge]

For what

[sleek harness]

Why arbitrator no use fast firing gun rifle

[winged oasis]

infantry gun with arbites whats the good build

[tawdry edge]

They never retconned his death because he never actually died

[marsh iris]

AI trying to claim someone is still alive is not the first

[visual vortex]

They retconned like 40 years of lore

Id imagine they'd retcon anything

[marsh iris]

[tawdry edge]

But he was never killed

[visual vortex]

GW will retcon my mother

Lowk highl

Highl

Highk

[sleek harness]

Oh wait I thought it wasn't on Arbitrator

[visual vortex]

Got it

[frail cipher]

Check games lantern tbh

[white wyvern]

lmao

[marsh iris]

nooooo she was such a nice lady

[frail cipher]

Or #arbites-class

[tawdry edge]

Idk go ask on the arbites class chat

[visual vortex]

My mom?

[torn apex]

I found something weird while checking my Fatshark account in their page

[tawdry edge]

I hope they retcon you to be an actual thinking human being next

[marsh iris]

hey if its personal i'll retract

[visual vortex]

They wouldnnever

[amber delta]

the eulogy for yarrick written in the codex was an imperial perspective because they presumed him dead

[frail cipher]

Yarricks corpse?

[torn apex]

Other than that

[visual vortex]

No they retconned her crusty ass lips

[tall lagoon]

i like how, in the meatgrinder when you leave the psykhanium you get jumped by everything in the room now

[visual vortex]

The biggest retcon were the friends they made along the way

[torn apex]

Apparently, I have a character named Lyta, and its class is broker

[visual vortex]

Or we

Jdk

Im not thinkable

[frail cipher]

Wasn't broker the code name for the hivescum?

[torn apex]

Idk

[tacit geode]

Get that mf

[torn apex]

I'll send you a screnshot

[visual vortex]

Aend me screenshot too

[obtuse oak]

yeah

[frail cipher]

Go for it

[stuck wasp]

Broker is indeed the name for the Scum

[frail cipher]

Homeboy got early access to scum

[obtuse oak]

I also noticed that the name showed up in the UI somewhere

[frail cipher]

Crazy

[obtuse oak]

but I forgot where

oh yes the Fatshark atoma page thing

[torn apex]

It was weird cuz I already have my hive scum made and fully level up lmao

[tawdry edge]

Dumbass codename smhsmh

[amber delta]

hello Hank

[visual vortex]

Hiw bad name

Fatshark retconned itp

[amber delta]

ogryn son or psyker daughter

[tawdry edge]

Night Lord daughter

[visual vortex]

Son 😭 ✊

[obtuse oak]

I have a psyker daughter already

[visual vortex]

I have a psyker psyker in my basement

[twin flower]

does she kill people with her mind

[torn apex]

Damn

[tawdry edge]

Does she pledge alliance to the chaos gods?

[obtuse oak]

no she looks at me really cutely and then I can't say no to her

[visual vortex]

The psyker bends my spoons

[obtuse oak]

clearly mind control

[visual vortex]

Makes my spoons fall into my soup bowls too

[amber delta]

Haaank thats not mind control Haaaaank thats bad parenting

[frail cipher]

And she also flays the skin off or ne'er do wells

[thick coyote]

Dumb but gentle or smart but dangerous

[visual vortex]

Every time i think of psykers

I think of the one video

[thick coyote]

[tawdry edge]

Night Lord daughter means she's genuinely fucked up in the head like me
Thats how I know she's my daughter

[visual vortex]

Where the mom is yelling at her son because he's shitting himself and playing mafia 3 or something

[frail cipher]

Gold

"not yet!!"

[tawdry edge]

Wasn't it CS

[visual vortex]

Nit yettttt what the hell

[untold kraken]

mission aborted error code 2014

[visual vortex]

I love the way he talks

[untold kraken]

fatshark can't keep up with the bugs that get added

[visual vortex]

He should become a politician

[tawdry edge]

I assume every cursed video game clip to be related to CS because only people like that would play CS

[tawdry edge]

Current president of the us

[visual vortex]

All presidents suck betond george washington

Everyone sucks

[frail cipher]

Idk man that dude had slaves

[visual vortex]

I hate politixians i played cyberpunk im deep

[frail cipher]

He was also pretty sucky

[visual vortex]

Imagine the gumjob tho

[tawdry edge]

Why

[frail cipher]

Is he spitting facts?

[tawdry edge]

No

[visual vortex]

I always spit facts

I am never wrong

[amber delta]

there's a dark romance book about this

[visual vortex]

🤯

Give name

Asking for a friend

[tawdry edge]

The constitution

[frail cipher]

What are the new pennance cosmetics?

[visual vortex]

Pants for the 6th armor

2 charms

One is a bunch of chicken bones wrapped up by a piece of beef jerky

The other is like a spearhead or something

The other is a inqusition name banner thing

Then there's more emotes you'll never use

[frail cipher]

Now you're just making me hungry

[visual vortex]

There's also Bill cosby's skull

[frail cipher]

Essentially a bunch of dog shit

[visual vortex]

Pretty mich

[frail cipher]

Nice

[visual vortex]

But the six hour unskippable cutscene of Swagger and Hadron kissing drawn in MS paint looped is pretty cool

[frail cipher]

Oh wow

Looking forward to that one

[visual vortex]

They removed it like just now tho

[frail cipher]

Fucking James

[visual vortex]

I have a pic from it thoufh

[frail cipher]

DM it to me please

[thin wagon]

How do we know you didn't just draw it in MS paint?

[frail cipher]

Posthaste

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/sobbing-gif-sobbing-uoooh-gif-24612778

[visual vortex]

I gotchu

[obtuse oak]

this is what I think of

[visual vortex]

Sent

[visual vortex]

That's how my psyker psyker looks at me when i make it mind control a frog to tap dance for the tenth time today

[thin wagon]

Getting blasted by 21st century brain rot in the 41st millennium would do that to you.

[visual vortex]

In the grim darkness of the future

[lethal condor]

Whats top 3 classes after the new update anything change

[visual vortex]

Psykers live in fear of having 2024-2026 brainrot put into their head

[thin wagon]

Veteran, Veteran and Veteran

[visual vortex]

Top 3?

There's only one class

And it's veteran

[lethal condor]

Vet that good . Which class the best changes i should say i dont wanna play old build that dosent work thats why I ask these questions

[visual vortex]

Vet that good

Ong

No cap

[thin wagon]

I actually don't know any changes.

I just play with the vibe and if I survive or not so be it.

[thick coyote]

It's too early to classify the classes ngl

[visual vortex]

Too early

More like too Vet

[thick coyote]

I just lied

Psyker is and will always be top1

[visual vortex]

Ur nose just grew longer

[thin wagon]

Ogryn strongest there is!

[thick coyote]

You know what else grew longer

[visual vortex]

My legs

[thick coyote]

My mom

[obtuse oak]

Ogryn got the best weapon skin of all time so there's that

[thick coyote]

Anyways

[visual vortex]

Which one

[thick coyote]

Arby's got Strength now

[tulip kettle]

I got a glitches game which wouldn't let us exit the vault place and insta killed us

[thick coyote]

And strength is strong

[tacit geode]

I'm so jealous Vet got no new weapon skins :(

[thick coyote]

So maybe he isn't mid anymore

Gunlugger buffs wasn't enough

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[thick coyote]

#buffGunlugger

[visual vortex]

I played with gunlugger

[thin wagon]

Arbi wasn't mid imo

[visual vortex]

Still kinds lame

Nake me sleep

[obtuse oak]

big mf Inquisition sigil to beat heretics to death with

[tacit geode]

#nerfGunlugger

[visual vortex]

Back to grenadier gauntlet and the barbed club

[thin wagon]

I was tempted ngl

[thick coyote]

Pre buff Gunlugger was just PBB

[visual vortex]

6/10 for me personally

[thick coyote]

Post buff Gunlugger still just PBB

[visual vortex]

Best one is the original bully club

[thick coyote]

#buffGunlugger

Although I gotta say
Steady Grip buff pretty nice

[visual vortex]

Because i imagine an ogryn is the type of lad fo grab a stick and cover it with dog manure before besting someone with it

But it depends onxthe cosmetics u wear ig

[thin wagon]

Why?

[brave slate]

Isn't it bugged?

[thick coyote]

What bug?

[obtuse oak]

yeah it doesnt work yet lol. but its a good change on paper

[visual vortex]

Because ogryns are 9-10 feet tall muscle mountains

[thick coyote]

Of course it isn't working

[thin wagon]

So they just rub dog shit on everything?

[thick coyote]

You know why?

[visual vortex]

Not really

[thick coyote]

Because Gunlugger sucks

[visual vortex]

No on the stick

[thick coyote]

#buffGunlugger

[visual vortex]

So when it touches a wound it gets infected

[obtuse oak]

Gunlugger was good once and Fatshark has never forgiven him for it

[visual vortex]

Please

[amber delta]

funniest cosmetic ive ever seen

[thin wagon]

Its a blunt weapon!

That's for sharp weapons

[visual vortex]

Ogryn was good once and fatshark introduced two classes to do his job 20x better

[brave slate]

How is it not really bugged?

[thick coyote]

Also

[visual vortex]

Because i can brace my gun

And get toughness back

[thick coyote]

Now that we have 3 classes that can face tank gunner

Can we bring back old FnP

?

[thin wagon]

Never found an arbiter that out tanks my ogryn.

[visual vortex]

I have

Many times

[thin wagon]

Might be an ogryn issue

[visual vortex]

Arbites pkayers are just very stupid

[brave slate]

Yes. But the change where you also regen toughness when you shoot is not working. Which is what I was referring to

[visual vortex]

Oh idk

I just stack suppression

[visual vortex]

Nono

The motto for ogryn is

"Can't have shit."

[thick coyote]

Actually I just lied
2 classes that can face tank gunners
And 1 class that can face tank everything

[visual vortex]

They should give ogryn the big rock hammer that the crushers use

[tacit geode]

A big rock hammer... a big hammer... for rocks perhaps... something like that could exist

[lethal condor]

So i got level 18 zealot and ive tried all classes . So far stuck between picking zealot to main or arbites and pyscker. Every class is nice 👌

[visual vortex]

It's already in the game

[tacit geode]

Two handed hammer

[thick coyote]

Inquisitorial Rosetta shaped rock on a stick

[visual vortex]

But they should buff ogryns original weapons before even considering making new ones

[amber delta]

I think FS should nerf a couple of things without giving them twice as many complimentary buffs in return

hot take I know

[atomic leaf]

How long does it generally take to get the twitch drops?

[somber stream]

Impossible

[visual vortex]

Wait there's twitch drops?

[somber stream]

I just got all the drop

It's so ass

[visual vortex]

Send pictures of the stuff

[thick coyote]

An hour

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Twitch

Looks like tzeentch vomited all over it

[amber delta]

this is the worst set yet

[visual vortex]

Oh
My jt's bad

[atomic leaf]

yeh zealot

[visual vortex]

Im still gonna get it

[amber delta]

at least ogryn can be shirtless thanks to twitch set

[atomic leaf]

I kinda like the hammer

[fallen tree]

winterhome scar camo from a few years ago, that camo is so good

i got in on dclaw

i wish i had more

[visual vortex]

I do wish the twitch drops didnt give the arcade and rollerskating rink carpet style and coloration

[fallen tree]

was a twitch drop iirc

[fathom oar]

I just want to ask, is anyone else playing expeditions experiencing massive stuttering?

[somber stream]

It's giving "Yaasss, slay kweeeenn" vibe

[clever horizon]

occasionally yeah

its super noticable but uncommon

its as if my ram maxed at and had that small micro stutter session off page file

[visual vortex]

That's the loose cannon personality

[storm ember]

that's the loner psyker personality

[tired inlet]

it can also help that you log out, and log back in, after you claim them.

but the "Hero of Tertium" dark blue pattern isn't bad if you have the cosmetics to complement it; the best is still the ogryn bare chested fighting mitts.

[round tiger]

Whats the point of the tech currency once you have all the maps unlocked and penances completed?

[white quail]

I keep getting abort mission when I play expeditions. Have they said if they'll be fixing this?

[tired inlet]

high score?

I feel you're asking "what's the point of this game when I beat it?"

[rain pilot]

God that is ugly

[frosty moss]

anyone know what a error code 2014 means

[storm ember]

game's way of saying "fuck you"

[rain pilot]

Nostalgia

[frosty moss]

it's happening so much

[tawdry edge]

Midtide

[storm ember]

darktide doesnt like us

[tired inlet]

it's a client-server desynch

[frosty moss]

i cant finish any game

it so bad

[tawdry edge]

Update fucked up game optimization, lots of people having FPS issues and being disconnected

Just gotta hope Fatshark fixes it soon

[hidden whale]

chat my codes been running for 10 minutes already

[frosty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

[hidden whale]

:<

[frosty moss]

than ya for the help

[tired inlet]

infinite loop; ctrl+z

[hidden whale]

not an infinite loop