general-chat

[whole glade]

gr-grey knights....?

[rain pilot]

penis

[whole glade]

peentis*

[rain pilot]

Yo homie

I need a goodnight

[dire kayak]

ive been painting grey knights for the past 4 days

[whole glade]

coughs in months of shame

[rain pilot]

I need a goodnight snuggle homie

Koz

[dire kayak]

my grey knights would never

they sit right next to palanite haunts they'd never purge guardsmen

[whole glade]

wha

[whole glade]

good.

[rain pilot]

You heard me

[visual vortex]

"Return to Armageddon"
Look inside
Krieg and Cadians
Not a single Steel Legion Guardsman

In the grim darkness pf the future

There is only two regiments of the guard ig

[whole glade]

i thought angron killed his ahh

[scarlet tide]

Finally managed to get into a mission

[visual vortex]

Retconned

Because nobody liked it

[lethal condor]

When im reading warhammer and watching lore looking up storys and the world . Dose it really matter what I looked 1st. Or is there a order I should be following

[dull hamlet]

@visual vortex what is your pfp?

[dire kayak]

im hoping they're doing some other stuff on armageddon, since they're pretty elite

[visual vortex]

Gw better release maccabian and vostroyan sets

[visual vortex]

Science textbook diagram without context

[rain pilot]

You are getting a me set

[visual vortex]

From a passage on humans if they were evolved to be like other animals

[dire kayak]

this is a perfect opportunity for GW to expand the astra militarum selection for the neglected regiments

[visual vortex]

This is one of a turtle

[rain pilot]

Yo bro

[visual vortex]

Judging by how gw dropped the ball

Prob not

[rain pilot]

We should like

[visual vortex]

More krieg and cadian slop!

[rain pilot]

Get ice cream

[visual vortex]

Make sweet love?

Oh

Yeah

Ice cream is hetter

[rain pilot]

Yes

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

remove kreg

[visual vortex]

We will never see actually cool regiments again

[dire kayak]

at least iron warriors and mechanicus get a bunch of new stuff?

[visual vortex]

The 42 millennium has all them become cadian or keieg

And all the unique war culture of all regiments is funneled down and reduced to krieg stuff

Like how they made maccabian culture krieg culture

[dire kayak]

in the 42nd millennium, there is only ultramarines, iron warriors, cadians and krieg

[visual vortex]

Ngl

I cannot sympathize with people that find spade marines overrated

[rain pilot]

We need cowboys with heavy cowboy guns

[visual vortex]

It fits how the imperium treats them anyways

[visual vortex]

That's the genestealers

The ones with the blickies

[rain pilot]

Oh

[pseudo moon]

no thats just women

[visual vortex]

Also gw would somehow mess up a cowboy theme

(They'd put it on Krieg)

[rain pilot]

No revolvers

[visual vortex]

Give them lassos

[whole glade]

STFU CANNED HEAT IS ON!!!!

[turbid jungle]

At least yarricks charon death got reversed

No offscreen death for the old man yet

[visual vortex]

That was an actual stupid af move from them

[astral basin]

How’s the new game mode?

[visual vortex]

AH and GW should do a race and aee who is more stupid than the other one

[thick fog]

Fun

[visual vortex]

Good

[thick fog]

And chaotic

[visual vortex]

But teams suck

[thick fog]

But there's few bugs

[visual vortex]

Not even noah could carry these animals

[turbid jungle]

Bout the same as chaos wastes except you dont get any real gameplay rewards like gear, and instead just get cosmetic stuff

(If you dont care about mats)

[thick fog]

Simpletons can't even jump and keep rushing to cliffs

[dire kayak]

REAL

[turbid jungle]

Tbh you rarely need to jump in darktide ever

[dire kayak]

like space marines are really cool

[thick fog]

They do gotta make tech remnants be used more than just new zones and modifiers

[visual vortex]

You do a ton in this famemode actually

[astral basin]

“Chais wastes but darktide”
Opinion invalidated >.>

[visual vortex]

Pwople when they realize all the space marine glaze is actual lore:

[turbid jungle]

I can count on one hand every time a jump is needed for something prior to the chaos wastes 0.5

[visual vortex]

Well good

[astral basin]

Literally only one map that I know jumping actually does anything for you
And that is rolling steel

[visual vortex]

They're using mechanics to make it fredh

[astral basin]

Outside of that, it’s all skull puzzles

[visual vortex]

What about for the lamp archive skull

Oh nvm

[turbid jungle]

Dont forget all the martyr skulls! Like the 4 that need it LMAO

[visual vortex]

We LOVE the skulls

[dire kayak]

"GW is glazing space marines!!!!"
who else are they gonna send to reclaim the 500 worlds of ultramar? the palanites?

[visual vortex]

The guard

The best

[turbid jungle]

Id glaze a space marine if yk what i mean

[dire kayak]

we ALL love the guard

there will not be any debate

[turbid jungle]

The gourd

[astral basin]

40 K is built for space Marines
If you want unit variety, try fantasy.
Problem is fantasy is no longer the flagship market so good luck with updates. and new stuffs

[hazy kestrel]

The new sit emote for Big Man makes me laugh so much for some reason

[fair bridge]

[hazy kestrel]

Sliding around the Mourningstar is funny

[turbid jungle]

When 40k starts to fall in sales they'll release yet another white dwarf figurine for fantasy and maybe tease a game

[astral basin]

Emotes? In dark tide?
I’ve heard of its existence, but as a roller player, it’s just a myth

[dark lion]

major failure of expeditions is no penalty for assholes playing sp pvm

i wish there was a mechanic to punish you for leaving coherency

[thin wagon]

roller player? like the train mission?

[hazy kestrel]

There is, it just doesn’t do much.

Just throws a few trappers / dogs at ya

Nothing much

[astral basin]

Like console

[dire kayak]

trappers are yummy

[turbid jungle]

Kill all coherency avoiders

[dire kayak]

mmmm,,,, electric net,,,,,

[dark lion]

we just basically lost all of our loot because these fuckheads decided to spread out and not ptfm

[hazy kestrel]

It happens

[jaunty path]

more enemies

[hazy kestrel]

It’s what it is

[jaunty path]

so more reward

[dry badger]

Anyone know why expeditions fail when you get in the ship?

[thin wagon]

You also gain toughness for being in coherency that you dont otherwise

[dire kayak]

i try to stay with the team but when im dealing with a horde i turn around and see that everyone has ran off miles away

[turbid jungle]

Anyway after a while the mode will get easier as players learn the ropes

Same thing happened with chaos wastes

[thin wagon]

Tis a trajedy yes

[hazy kestrel]

Me, with stealth.

[astral basin]

Standard punishment
Need something more
I remember when muties were a train event. There was no downtime between capture elites

[thin wagon]

Controller! Got it.

Took me a while

Never heard to it referred to as a roller before

[astral basin]

Every 5 seconds RRRRRAAAAAAAAGH
“X has killed MUTANT”
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAGH
“X has killed MUTANT”

[hazy kestrel]

Just one more match until sleep.

[wraith phoenix]

error code 2014

fml

that's kind of a raw deal tbh

[astral basin]

Damn we goin that for back b4 covid?

[wraith phoenix]

nah, just kicked me from the game right at the end lmao

[dire kayak]

can i come?

[astral basin]

That’s around the time the evil step mother moved in

[hazy kestrel]

If you want to.

[wraith phoenix]

new mode definitely needs some work done on it

[dire kayak]

YAY

[naive jungle]

i know it sucks but try to keep spinning quickly to check as much as possible

[hazy kestrel]

I only got one more match in me though

[naive jungle]

i have that problem too and the only thing you can do is just check more 🙁

[dire kayak]

im in an expeditions mission and theres 3 cadian larpers

[naive jungle]

nice

[astral basin]

Do i keep my memories? 13 yo me was depressed wo anything to look forward to.
And man child that my old man is, itd save us both the trouble on the crazy thing he was about to marry

[visual vortex]

do people even use emotes?

if i worked at fatshark and was forced to work on 3rd variation of a thumbs up id quit

[somber stream]

If the memory is too much of a burden then i don't see why you should keep it around, unless there are lesson to be learn there

[dark lion]

bro new mode is complete garbage

what the fuck

who designed this shit

[rain pilot]

Pingus

[turbid jungle]

[naive jungle]

if only it was that easy lol

[dark lion]

we just lost literally on extraction because we respawned for rescue and the timer froze

and the rescue point is in fucking narnia

[true palm]

What do you get from doing the new mode? I dont really get the point of it

[dark lion]

a headache and free laughs at fatshark being shit at game design

[naive jungle]

a different experience lol

im surprised people thought there was going to be "something to get"

[dark lion]

its basically a rip off of helldivers done badly

[naive jungle]

its like adventure mode, or mortis lol

[dark lion]

or warframe

[marsh iris]

new mode is fun but will see if it fizzled like mortis or not

[true palm]

What's the rewards though

[naive jungle]

penances

same as the other modes

[somber shoal]

Has Fatshark said anything about DLC classes getting Havoc and Expedition cosmetic rewards later?

[naive jungle]

titles

a couple cosmetics

[dark lion]

mortis remains the best and easiest way to solo level

[naive jungle]

mortis is a good time idk why it gets the hate, yea it could be way better, like chaos wastes, but at least its wacky and brainless fun

infinite ogryn nades will never not be funny

[dark lion]

wave defense is brainfuck stupid and the only way to really fail is getting a bad rng wave or you're matched in with idiots who don't understand the game and just click the highest difficulty because 'hard mode = more rewards'

[tired steeple]

Morris remains also really boring and a worse chaos wastes

[naive jungle]

i agree it is brainfuck stupid

[marsh iris]

i was hoping for upgradable weapon pickups like from chaos wastes

[naive jungle]

that is why i said brainless fun

we all were garyt

garut*

[marsh iris]

😔

[dark lion]

brain dead = hard to lose

[naive jungle]

it seems they want to keep the mortis modifiers to mortis trials

[slow verge]

Quick question. One of my teammate said they lost all the tech scrap when they die, is there a way for them to recover it?

[dark lion]

no

[white wyvern]

guys, is it just me, or whenever i exit the psykanium, all the enemies start attacking me?

[naive jungle]

maybe to you, to people who enjoy mortis is for putting on music and having a good time without having to worry about much

[somber stream]

You drop the scraps where you died i think

[dark lion]

new mode is an exercise in ball kicking

[somber stream]

Just need to go back for it

[dark lion]

no i mean that in a good way

[white wyvern]

like lmao, i press the exit button and all of them start to aggro lol

[dark lion]

i like mortis

[naive jungle]

oh i thought you meant like no fun because you cant lose

[dark lion]

no, mortis is fun

[naive jungle]

we agree then xD

[marsh iris]

should add mortis talents as purchaseable with salvage

give it RPG oomph

[dark lion]

grenade replenish is the only thing worth buying

[somber stream]

Need more stratagem ngl

[naive jungle]

they should rework mortis trials to be mortis operations

and that can be chaos wastes

[slow verge]

This is a great idea

[naive jungle]

like multiple branching paths type thing

and expeditions is HD2

[slow verge]

Some customizable options, rather than just chuck a grenade

[dark lion]

i dont think ill play wasteland on anything but vet just because grenades are essential to surviving

[naive jungle]

OH and instead of random weapon because that would suck

you get to choose 2 white weapons 🙂

[hazy kestrel]

I do

Sometimes

[naive jungle]

tbh i hardly see emotes

esp cuz you cant do it in map

if they made morningstar more... like a social hub? i guess it would be cool

[lament dagger]

Can the Ogryn please get more weapons, holy shit

[naive jungle]

FS will add that to the list with Hive Scum cosmetics 🙂

i kinda get why no arbiter ones... but HS?? bruh

[tired steeple]

I feel like vet also needs a few more guns

For the gun class

That doesn’t have many guns

[marsh iris]

vet need 10 more guns

maybe more

[young laurel]

So for Expeditions, is going fast the play? Or am I just building up heat here?

[naive jungle]

efficient but not too fast i'd say

you dont want to trigger avoidable patrols

plan out a good route where you dont have to run back and forth

[oak nexus]

sonic

[naive jungle]

SANIC

[unique bobcat]

Can we get one more staff? The Psyker hasn’t received any new staves since release

[naive jungle]

sonichu

[lament dagger]

fuck

[naive jungle]

ok real talk this is so true, like damn 4 staffs and thats it lol

[somber stream]

We got a double eagle head stave skin which is really cool

[unique bobcat]

It sucks af

[naive jungle]

it does

[lament dagger]

ugh, hell no

[naive jungle]

its funny everyone just wants more darktide xD

[somber stream]

At this point I'm just going to accept the fact that there will only be 4 staves till the game close down

[tired steeple]

My only question is what else would be a good psyker staff

Vermintide had like a fire lazer staff

[somber stream]

Ice

[elder merlin]

Never

[stiff elbow]

"add more stuff"

[somber stream]

Lemme be Frozone

[naive jungle]

yooooooooooooooooooooooo thats a good idea actually

imagine shattering enemies

[unique bobcat]

We all want more Darktide, more weapons, more maps... but they’re delivering whatever this mode is. I bought and enjoyed Darktide for the core experience, so can we please stop trying to turn it into something else? 😭

[tired steeple]

Can psykers use staffs of schools they don’t practice in

Then again there’s no confirmation we know pyromancy and can use a fire staff

[lament dagger]

Probably, with less effectiveness of course

[naive jungle]

i think in fairness with work the mode can be a good addition but it needs more stuff to encounter i think

[somber stream]

If a guy can shoot lightning out of his ass this moment and fire the next

You bet your ass they can

[naive jungle]

if you look at the cosmetics each one is like a character on the morningstar i think?

so they probably work it out like that idk

[tired steeple]

Depends but I mean psykers have access to all the powers in darktide for some reason so I guess it wouldn’t matter

[naive jungle]

yeah as long as it exists in lore somewhere

i think its good to go GW wise

[tired steeple]

I’d have liked some biomancy shit but no one ever remembers psykers can make their arms bigger or make people’s blood become poisonous

[naive jungle]

yeah biomancy is another

[lament dagger]

I was thinking a new staff that does something like the shards blitz, since there's the head eruption (can do soulblaze with certain perks) and Palpatine finger lightning

[naive jungle]

idk how you could work that in without encroaching on HS toxin tho

[astral basin]

Its a matter of perspective.
I have never had an outlook on the future. The one thing id change, i know i am likely to be ignored on due to the nature of my old man and myself.
But at the very least, i could do without the desperation that my old childhood despair has caused me.
Quiet tedium still causes me pain, but its far more relaxed

[tired steeple]

Yeah that’d be fun

[somber stream]

Ice staff, slow targets, hold down right to form a big heavy pen ice spear

[shy sandal]

What about a big thunder that has a lot of crowd control and knocks enemies down, or a staff that gives you some utility instead of damage, like a small shield in front of you at the cost of peril?

[tired steeple]

Yeah that would be neat

[astral basin]

Fkn overwatch players…

[tired steeple]

Maybe you can do a doom eternal and shoot the shield at them and it does more damage depending on how much it took

[proud geode]

does toughness melee damage also mean you fail the no melee on vet?

[lament dagger]

makes an enemies blood not poison, poisoning them

[tired steeple]

Turn a great unclean one’s blood into soap

[thick coyote]

Our Psykers are simultaneously
Biomancers
Piromancera
Telekinetic
Divinator

[tired steeple]

Yeah it’s weird

[astral basin]

Smart stuff should have had lightning VFX rather than be a stripped down version of the VT two DLC staff

Then again we do have enough memory leak problems as is

[naive jungle]

brain burst is telekenetic ?

[tired steeple]

I believe so

[naive jungle]

what if its like a massive aneurism

lol

[tired steeple]

Telepathy has powers like a screaming loud enough to burst skulls

[naive jungle]

the lobby music for expeditions sounds like something out from Dune

[stiff elbow]

dune mentioned

🤤

[tired steeple]

Not sure if that’d do much in darktide, this is the crowd control simulator and we already have enough anti crowd moves

[naive jungle]

dune gud

[astral basin]

I like to imagine brain first as an aneurysm

[stiff elbow]

i havent actually watched the dune movies

[naive jungle]

same. just massive pressure build up

[stiff elbow]

but i've read the original chronicles by frank herbert

[lament dagger]

Same

[naive jungle]

BOOM

[stiff elbow]

I LOVE DUNE

[tired steeple]

They’re pretty long stories right

[naive jungle]

ive read the plot and the later books get um... a bit wild

[somber stream]

It's not an easy thing to ignore, but fact is that you are your own person and you will only have yourself to rely on, at least for now. What you need is a purpose, a drive. Something to help you find the way every day. Keep your eyes on the road ahead. Don't be drawn into the light or the shadows in your head

[gentle granite]

PSA the door event to get into the sanctuary spawns a ton of enemies on auric so maybe don't fucking start it when you are down 2 people and in the middle of another objective

[astral basin]

Imagine if they reworked current smite
And gave us a force scream staff

[stiff elbow]

yeah
dune has an extremely complex eschtalogical narrative about the necropolitics politics of messianism

[astral basin]

Can you imagine finger gun lightning bolts instead of… electric dance party

[stiff elbow]

40k tried to be the next dune

[somber stream]

Doon

[lament dagger]

I'd like to think ot would be like the Siren Skull from Sea of Thieves where it would slightly slow enemies and ramp up damage as you focus on an enemy

[somber stream]

Mister Idaho, time for your 69th resurrection to serve the interest of house Atreideez

[stiff elbow]

Yes, Emperor. . .

[somber stream]

Would you love me if i was a worm?

[stiff elbow]

"hmm yes... being killed by own artifical ghoul slave is very integral to my master plan for humanity"

[tired steeple]

Ahem

Sorry

NECO

NECRO

POLITICS

[astral basin]

Bring back the beam shotgun
Give psykers a new meta

[stiff elbow]

Yes As In

People Dying

[tired steeple]

Give us more force weapons

Give me a force hanmer

Or like a force axe

[shy sandal]

My sister asked me that once, and she got personally offended when i said "No, lol"

[somber stream]

😔👉

Off to the forced expiration chambers you go

[astral basin]

Do not ask a US southerner that
He will tell you that you’ll go on the end of his fishing line

[shy sandal]

If a person turns into worm... Wouldn't that make it so that everything you loved about them no longer exists?

[stiff elbow]

why did the god-emperor turn himself into a sandworm?? is he stupid??

[visual vortex]

I would love them

Because i can use them as bait

[astral basin]

It is supposed to be a test about personality versus looks
But
There ain’t no personality no more. It’s just WORM.

[somber stream]

Real talk though, AVOID girls who ask you those kind of question then get mad if you say no

🫵 👶

[astral basin]

But what if we communicate telepathically

🤓

[visual vortex]

Avoid any woman that tries to change your personality to fit their desires

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-clowns-clown-to-clown-clown-to-clown-conversation-clown-to-clown-communication-gif-11613384630573740533

[shy sandal]

That's what i'm saying.

If it was like "Would you still love me if i changed bodies/ was severely disfigured" the answer is obviously yes.

But when you turn into a worm, not even a human conscious in a worm, just a worm.... No, lmao

[somber stream]

"It's not about logic, it never was. It's about dedication and love, and you have disappointed me"

😠

[astral basin]

Ngl changing yourself to fit them it’s just part of the process
It’s an adjustment
Becoming slave to their expectations? Becoming their WALLET? You done fucked up

[dire kayak]

jokes on you i fuck worms based as hell

[stiff elbow]

do worms have personalities

[trail bramble]

go outside you're grounded from the 'puter

[stiff elbow]

god-emperor leto atreides II has a personality

[young laurel]

But see, the chances of your partner turning into a worm are nearly zero. So you only benefit by saying yes. Granted, if a wizard then turns them into a worm you'll have to deal with the commitment, so consequences I guess. You gotta be willing to play in the space, it's 'yes and' not 'no, what?'

[stiff elbow]

he's an enlightened despot that rules the known universe

[dire kayak]

at 4 in the morning?

[trail bramble]

go to sleep and then go outside

[stiff elbow]

just say "yes" 😭

[kind fox]

The new map really reminds you of how hard those gunners hit huh, getting sniped by a fully automatic space communist ogrym from across the map feels bad

[visual vortex]

Use cover

[somber stream]

Spoken like a guy who know his way around life, married i take?

[visual vortex]

And suppresion

Ph fuck

I loaded into a lovby with 2 arbites

It's joever

[stiff elbow]

its not like they are actually going to turn into a worm

[young laurel]

Nope! As aro ace as they come. But I recognize an improv prompt when I hear one.

[kind fox]

Can you supress ogrym gunners?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Shooting

God i love suppressive fire in games

[somber stream]

I have no doubt you will have little issue navigating around a marriage

[stiff elbow]

if you shoot them with automatic weapons i think so

[visual vortex]

Why i play heavy in tg2

[somber stream]

Compromising and understanding comes hand in hand

[shy sandal]

Payday 2 made me hate suppressive fire in games

[somber stream]

But i'll still go with no lmao

[stiff elbow]

that worm thing originated as joke among couples anyways so it doesnt rlly matter

[somber stream]

People overthink, you know?

[stiff elbow]

i dont think i've ever met a person who asked one of their couples if they were a worm as a serious matter

[stiff elbow]

yeah i overthink a lot

[somber stream]

But i WILL love you even if you turn into a bucket of worms, dear Darktide discord

[stiff elbow]

but not over something as trivial as that

[somber stream]

[stiff elbow]

if i turned into a worm i would probably kill myself

i would probably still say 'yes' if my gf asked that cus i love her very much and she's a bit of an anxious person

[clever horizon]

do you think darktide will have a smaller file size like helldivers did, same game engine

[shy sandal]

I like the darktide discord server, even though i feel sometimes the darktide discord server doesn't like me

[worn quail]

if i turned into a small rodent like creatura i wanna be put into a sock

and slammed into a wall until i explode

[somber stream]

I certainly do

[stiff elbow]

why

[twin dirge]

Man

I'm bad

[stiff elbow]

we ALL like you

[twin dirge]

I'll give you a kiss if you want

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

I am your archnemesis

[twin dirge]

I'm open to options

How is darktide discord today

Still volatile or has the acidic crowd died down

[shy sandal]

I have come to a revelation regarding Bethesda that might be a hot take

[dire kayak]

i need headpats

[stiff elbow]

BETHESDA SUUUUUUUUUUCKS 🔥

[twin dirge]

Opinionate?

[twin dirge]

[twin dirge]

Real

[somber stream]

Imagine the European Parliament legalize and sanction the purchase of Military fighters to civilians, with armament only allowed for trained and licensed individuals as the answer to the rising and upcoming threat of a global conflict to act as a shield for EU in time of need

How many illegal airstrikes on their Exes per year do you think will happen?

[stiff elbow]

i would hire mercenaries to airstrike my ex

that would be cool

tell the european parliament that they were actually a third worldist sleeper cell

[shy sandal]

It's not Bethesda's fault most of the creation club content sucks.... It's Sony's actually

Sony is very against custom assets and materials on mods on their platform, which means, that for Bethesda to be able to sell the creation club content, the modders that made the content for them could only use mostly vanilla assets.

That means, no custom animations, no crazy models or assets, no voice acting, and also most of it had to be repurposing vanilla textures, models and materials...

This theory is only strengthened by the fact that the paid mods that people are praising, like "Become a Bounty Hunter", "Ghoulification" and "The Beast Hunter" were not included in the Fallout 4 anniversary edition, because they are not available to be purchased in the playstore.... Why is that? Because the mods use custom assets and are voice acted.

This is the one time it was not Bethesda's fault

[quasi vine]

is anything good happeong, or am i wasting my time here

tell me

now

[marsh iris]

Darktide Discord? dont know her

[quasi vine]

the update

should i waste my time

[river ingot]

the update is

[quasi vine]

or tell them to off themselves

[river ingot]

if you have a life id suggest waiting a few weeks for everyone to get good

[quasi vine]

fucking cowards

wont even alloow certian words

sad as expected

pathetic and cowwards

[dire kayak]

aren't you aggressive

[languid hazel]

What

[quasi vine]

those devs

[stiff elbow]

hey

stop being mean!!

ur hurting my feelings!

[languid hazel]

Cotton who pissed in your cereal this morning god damn

[quasi vine]

stop being mean?

[steady flare]

expedition only further proving that tox bombers are comically overtuned enemies xd

[dire kayak]

exactly

[steady flare]

their radius is so stupidly fucking massive and they have so much range

[quasi vine]

nobody did

[stiff elbow]

i did i pissed i pissed me me me i did it

[steady flare]

they're capable of completely filling these large open areas in seconds

[quasi vine]

im just tired of thier being no consequence
to thier actions

shit patches

what baouth orgyn

fuck them i guess

why wuld they needa buff

[unkempt void]

Bombers and flamers of all kinds are a pretty big part of why I take focus target on vet lol
Spam ping through the cloud or the flames
There. That one. Kill.

[steady flare]

glugger buffed, 50% damage reduction on dodges?

[dire kayak]

ogryn literally just got buffed

[marsh iris]

relax, it will be fixed in about 634 fixes

[quasi vine]

so passive,all of you

so scared

[steady flare]

rock also instantly kills ALL specialists on contact now

[quasi vine]

scared of being banned

[steady flare]

slam has a shorter cooldown

[quasi vine]

scared of daying ur thoughts

[steady flare]

crunch got twice the damage boost

[quasi vine]

saying

[dire kayak]

people come here and complain every other day

[quasi vine]

but then game needs work

[steady flare]

paul has shorter special cooldown

ripper bayonet is a heavy attack (again)

[stiff elbow]

ahh! your making me feel a very complex, inexplicable emotion!!

stop it!!

[steady flare]

twinks got ADM buffs and spread reductions

[somber stream]

I think this person is on to something. If we all bitch and moan, and use the appropriate slurs, the Devs will just magically fixes everything in the next patch!

[quasi vine]

cry abouyt it

[steady flare]

Hey that's how the Helldivers community does it

[stark bobcat]

I love you, dont leave

[quasi vine]

instead of a coward

[stiff elbow]

helldivers 2 players do it, and IT works over there

[quasi vine]

say what we need

be aggresive

be mean

[marsh iris]

oooh rough

[quasi vine]

the small things, they matter

[steady flare]

except for the part where the same 3 guns have had over 50% pickrate for months and nobody ever really experiments with anything, and the community will doxx and send death threats at the slightest provocation

but y'know

[marsh iris]

talk dirty

[quasi vine]

i love this game

been here sice day 1

i want it to do well

[stiff elbow]

heh... well....... thats just the PRICE of game development.... its not for everyone, KID

[quasi vine]

so, im willing to call out the devs

cowards

lazu

lazy

try harder

[stiff elbow]

honestly helldivers 2 needs to be thermonuked

[unkempt void]

Alright here's my thoughts
You've come in here and started spewing shit and insulting us for not doing the same
You're being a dick and I don't really see what you expect to come of it apart from alienating yourself

[quasi vine]

so much you could do,so much to be, but yoy dont

[somber stream]

Why am i getting Bart vibe from this guy

[quasi vine]

cry about it white boi

[stiff elbow]

not even the game

[steady flare]

I dunno they kinda talk like an enlightened idiot

[stiff elbow]

the community

[dire kayak]

idk being pissy about a video game isn't really the most productive way to spend your time

[quasi vine]

boo hoo

someone is being mean

[unkempt void]

Yeah exactly

[quasi vine]

should we ignore the guy who lost his job and horse job due to redddit ppl

be so kind and understanding

not me

[sage nova]

is there a fix yet to play the new game mode?

i cant leave the valkyrie

[quasi vine]

im doone with that shit

[steady flare]

I hate that controversy so much because there's literally no definitive good person in that entire controversy xd

[quasi vine]

devs wont even play thier own game and ban those who deaire to know

[steady flare]

The guy who issued the challenge issued it in bad faith to "teach the developers a lesson" the guy who posted the loadouts also just wanted ammo to mock the developers

[quasi vine]

so surre fond and such thier dick, ull surelly be rewarded

[steady flare]

And then some fucking clowns doxx the first guy

It's just all shit from beginning to end

[quasi vine]

its not in bad faith

they clealry dont care

[steady flare]

Yeah that "teach the developers a lesson" is a direct quote from the post

It 100% was in bad faith lol

[quasi vine]

did u not read the patch notes???

[shy sandal]

There are two types of complainers in this server.

The people who know it's not a big deal, so they only joke about the issues the game has

And the people who crash tf out and say this company is going to fail because they nerfed smth/ didn't add their own fanfiction they made in their head about what the next update is going to be

[steady flare]

For the helldivers controversy

[quasi vine]

fire now does the same as gas

but gas doea less dps

[steady flare]

Uh specifically the direct stream of flame. Not passive fire damage

[dire kayak]

the first one is valid

that's all ill say

[quasi vine]

they just dont care

[steady flare]

Which isn't exactly ammo efficient

[stiff elbow]

i dont see how a post calling out the developers of a video game (albeit scared developers who have been alienated by their own toxic community) compares to getting someone doxxed and losing their job over a "bad faith" post

[quasi vine]

sure, defend it u little glaze diver

[steady flare]

An enemy being on fire does not get crowd controlled, but if you are directly hosing them down constantly they will

[steady flare]

Are you sure you read the patch notes?

[quasi vine]

AH cant do any wrong,right?

[floral ermine]

who pissed in bro's food gah dayum

[quasi vine]

AH did

[floral ermine]

what did they do now

[quasi vine]

surewly urincapable of reading

sp i wont tlk to u anhymore

[unkempt void]

Wait why are you in here bitching about helldivers on the discord for darktide?

[quasi vine]

blocked

[stiff elbow]

oh my GOD

NOBODY CAAAAAAAARES

[steady flare]

Fire now has a CC effect when you are directly flaming an enemy is what I'm gathering

[floral ermine]

and you're incapable of typing

[dire kayak]

PREACH

[quasi vine]

I CARE

I CAREA LOT

[steady flare]

Oh also the Grenade Launcher being AP4 was so overpowered it became the first direct nerf a weapon has received since the 60 day patch that massively powercrept the game

[quasi vine]

i want it ti do well

[stiff elbow]

WHY DO YOU CARE

[steady flare]

Which thank god for that frankly

[stiff elbow]

GET A FUCKING HOBBY OR SOMETHING

[steady flare]

Them pussyfooting around just nerfing the Coyote last time was insanely annoying

[quasi vine]

i have obe u fucjing moron

[floral ermine]

they changed the gl?

[quasi vine]

but u can convieve such an idea

[dire kayak]

2 shotting a hulk is not something a grenade launcher should do

[quasi vine]

so lost

[somber stream]

Guy still at it? lol

[quasi vine]

so sad

[steady flare]

Yeah they made it AP4, and the next patch it got reverted xd

[fallen tree]

chatters first drink

[stiff elbow]

📿

[shy sandal]

You can tell which is which, because the first one you usually see regularly in the server. And the second one only shows up to bitch and moan when there is a new update, and then you'll never see them again

[quasi vine]

itsa sad

that u have the same right tp vite as me

vote

\

[floral ermine]

i played when it was ap4 i dont think it needs a nerf tbh but oh well

[somber stream]

How is this a default emoji

[quasi vine]

its sacry tbh

scary

[steady flare]

Was the literal most broken state of any weapon in the game's history imo

[quasi vine]

such idiots, given the same rights as me

[steady flare]

Killing heavies is the one thing that GL is bad at

[quasi vine]

can vote and thinl

[stiff elbow]

these are my sissy liberal 💅🏽 chakra🌈 beads

they help me maintain my chi

[floral ermine]

i wouldnt know i play the game casually
i just liked going kaboom on armored bugs

[sudden remnant]

havent played in a while, i swear my 3 runs of this new gamemode all other players have been so dogshit its crazy

[quasi vine]

scary thoughts

[somber stream]

Mine now

Cultivating my Qi

📿

[stiff elbow]

why are you doing this to me

[dire kayak]

chudathon, i don't think anyone is taking you seriously

[stiff elbow]

you are Cruel and Foul

[quasi vine]

ill upset the whole liberal server by brijnign up stats

[somber stream]

🍗

[stiff elbow]

yep

ur really owning them libs

[steady flare]

🤺

[shy panther]

Hes a chicken?

[stiff elbow]

Foul

Shut Up

[quasi vine]

ur so easy to upset,its cute

[stiff elbow]

Shut Up Stop It

[quasi vine]

be mad

[shy panther]

Then write it right the first time

[quasi vine]

its fun to watch'

[steady flare]

I think you pinged the wrong person...

[dire kayak]

🔏

[stiff elbow]

lock with inkpen emoji

[somber stream]

Grok, what could this be

[shy panther]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[stiff elbow]

🔏

[languid hazel]

Cotton, I mean this in the nicest way possible. Shut the fuck up and go touch grass you are the single most depressing person here right now

[fallen tree]

ahh, the mad one calling someone else mad

[dire kayak]

PREACH

[stiff elbow]

thats not very nice

you friggin sissy liberal yo

ur infringing on his right to... be a bitch or something idk

[quasi vine]

anywho,enjough if u leeer....umm things? idl, ur too dumb to be human so sad to be around. leave darktide, im tired of carrying yall

[shy panther]

It was about states rights

To be a bitch and whine about everything

[languid hazel]

Cry more then I guess

[steady flare]

NO THEY'RE DEAD THEY WERE GETTING TO THE GOOD PART

[stiff elbow]

@quasi vine im sorry

please forgive me

[somber stream]

It's not even entertaining lol

The entire thing was dragged out

Thanks mod

[fallen tree]

lol did they get shot

[somber stream]

Kaputt

[dire kayak]

who shot them?

[shy panther]

Me

With my wario steam

[jaunty path]

what happened

[shy sandal]

they left, i think

[fallen tree]

thats sad

[shy panther]

What was even up with them I'm late to the cringe party

[steady flare]

I have no idea honestly

[dire kayak]

thank you sniper in the stands for taking out that chud

[fallen tree]

some drunk who cant type just complaining and arguing

[unkempt void]

They joined, bitched about helldivers, and left
Weird

[stiff elbow]

they were actually bitching about darktide and THEN they changed the topic to helldivers

[shy panther]

Ah so a redditor accidentally wandering out of their echo chamber

[stiff elbow]

while replying to the wrong person who wasnt even talking to them

[shy panther]

I see

[stiff elbow]

you reek

this reeks fella

[dire kayak]

this changed my life

for better or for worse i can't tell

[hazy kestrel]

Aw, I missed a chat execution.

Big sad

[dire kayak]

they were hilarious too

[shy sandal]

Oh the usual.

"This game sucks.... Ugh, censorship from these weak cowardly devs by not allowing me to say a slur... This is what's wrong with gaming nowadays, people are too soft and no one has the courage to tell these lazy companies to work on making something good" yapp yapp yapp yapp, random rant about another videogame, yapp yapp yapp yapp. "You're all pathetic, i'm the enlightened one here, you all suck" quits

[shy panther]

Man that's actually a very good summary, thank you random fella

[hazy kestrel]

Time to sleep.

[marsh iris]

eep

[somber stream]

I inquired one of my acquaintance in the air force about the possibility of a Union wide sanction of air fighter purchase for civilians, and the potential use of said aircraft to air strike your exes

[naive jungle]

best tac axe mark ?

[stiff elbow]

i will be the next henry kiesinger

because i have quite the list of exes

[visual vortex]

Orange one

[cosmic niche]

I still can’t find the bell for the Karnak twins bell skip

[visual vortex]

With holes

[visual vortex]

There's like 7 of them i think

[naive jungle]

ty!

[somber stream]

His respon: "Romantic vendetta air raids, as interesting as the idea might be. fighter jets are spectacularly impractical instruments of personal drama, also the hypothetical “angry ex with a jet” scenario runs into a wall of logistics, law, and physics before it ever leaves the hangar."

[visual vortex]

Also weird hook end

But depends on class

[marsh iris]

should it have things like carlifornia compliant fighter jets

[tall grove]

Oh did I miss the cringe party?

[naive jungle]

goin vet atm

[visual vortex]

Heah

[shy sandal]

Wait until the next class releases, there will be dozens of these guys all talking at the same time in general...

And we will be forced to write pigeon letters with 5 paragraphs to one another because the chat timer will be 5 minutes or smth.

[visual vortex]

Yeah go that and rhe juggling keystone

I have a build based around the tac ade and that keystone

[tall grove]

Fuuuuuuuck
I hate missing this kinda stuff, it’s so entertaining

[shy panther]

[visual vortex]

You xould always go into chat history

[naive jungle]

oh ok nice ill take a look

[shy panther]

Man I remember the whining when scum came out

[tall grove]

It’s not the same

[shy panther]

So many threats to quit the game and those people are still here

[languid hazel]

There were death threats against the devs when hive scum released

[visual vortex]

There always is

[river ingot]

They were just RPing

[visual vortex]

Mfs when it comes to sending death threats because them gaslighting themselves didnt create what they actually wantdd:

[jaunty path]

click the sticker

[stiff elbow]

i see the money dawg

my bad

[jaunty path]

respect on my name.

[marsh iris]

why death threat for a PvE game

[shy panther]

Yeah I 'member that, I'm too employed to get angry at what specific thing one of my favourite videogames devs do

[unkempt void]

I found it more frustrating tbh

[stiff elbow]

it appears.... i was not familiar with your game.......................

[shy panther]

They are unemployed :)

[jaunty path]

listen you can be employed and be a loser

this is a thing

[stiff elbow]

what was he even mad about

[wraith phoenix]

MFs be selfish and shortsighted and garbage human beings

[dire kayak]

im gonna bite someone

[languid hazel]

Possibly drunk so who knows

[stiff elbow]

they just came in and were like "DARKTIDE IS GAAAAY AND WOKE AND I CANT SAY SLURS"

[shy panther]

That's called a coworker

[marsh iris]

or any game for that matter

[shy panther]

Not a Me Worker

[river ingot]

slurs

i said it

[willow hazel]

I just found a glitch.

[visual vortex]

You can be anything and still be a loser

[dire kayak]

HOW DARE YOU

[willow hazel]

where do I report?

[tall grove]

I can understand that
I personally thrive off of finding people who are more pointlessly miserable than me
It makes me feel less miserable in turn

[visual vortex]

Go watch vr chat furry bar videos

Makes me feel like ive invented the wheel

[stiff elbow]

if you put me in darktide

[shy panther]

You know what, fuck it

[stiff elbow]

gave me one of those flashy ahh veteran jumpsuits like ellen ripley

[shy panther]

Put ant in darktide

[stiff elbow]

i would be popping heads ALL DAY

[visual vortex]

Youd come back gregnant

[dire kayak]

i need headpats

[stiff elbow]

thats very weird

[shy panther]

Brunt's replacement servitor though

[visual vortex]

When servitor class

[shy panther]

Never I hope

[stiff elbow]

"erm.. when servitor cla-"
🔇

[shy panther]

I don't wanna get lobotomized to play a class

[tall grove]

Put me in darktide and you’ll find me as a servitor after hitting on hadron

[tall grove]

Ogryn

[shy panther]

Arbites already exists sorry

Ogryn is a lobotomy Lite

You just turn off your brain

Arbites bashes your brain in until you forget dodge timings

[tall grove]

Isn’t that zealot?

[warm maple]

I think Servitor would be fun as fuck to play personally

[visual vortex]

Me too

[tall grove]

The “hit it until it dies” class

[visual vortex]

Arbites

[wraith phoenix]

Fuq bru I’m so Eepy I could a whole head of lettuce

[shy panther]

No because they actually need to dodge

[visual vortex]

When you buy arbites you iterally never need to play ogryn again

[shy panther]

Castigators Used to be 80% DR for arbites gamer

[warm maple]

BIG ASS mechadendrite arm claw to squish your enemies heads

[visual vortex]

Crack them in half life a fortune cookie

[shy panther]

There is absolutely fucking zero excuse for dying as castigator arbites

[stiff elbow]

DREG son or SCAB daughter

quite the conundrum

[slow verge]

Ogryn taunt is still a staple in havoc 40 plays though, can't replace that with Arbites

[tall grove]

Oh I know
What is it now?

[shy panther]

PLAGUE they them

[warm maple]

Power Saw arm hand. Heavy Bolter installed on the shoulder

[shy panther]

75 lmaoooo

[dire kayak]

hmmm,,,,

[visual vortex]

That's providing i even reproduce in rhe first place

[tall grove]

Scab daughter
I prefer fighting scabs

[shy panther]

BARELY fucking changed

[slow verge]

literally a must have along with bubble psyker in havoc 40s

[dire kayak]

scab daughter i HATE admonition

[stiff elbow]

The Grandfather will do it for you, its like a foster child

[warm maple]

Heavy Flamer/Heavy Plasma

[tall grove]

Oh heavens
What a tremendous downgrade
A whole 5%

[warm maple]

like dudes, there are so many cool weapons a combat servitor could have

[visual vortex]

The arbites community is in shambles

[warm maple]

and it would fulfill the tech priest urge

[tall grove]

Because she brought home a dreg boyfriend instead of a scab girlfriend

[elder merlin]

What are we reacting to?

[shy panther]

I mean it does go from saving you from an overhead slam to instakilling you

[stiff elbow]

🧿

[shy panther]

The castigators change hee

[slow verge]

I thought Skitarii is more suited for combat than servitor or tech priest

[tall grove]

True grit saves you anyway

[shy panther]

It went from 80% DR to 75%

[elder merlin]

The who?

[visual vortex]

No class should survive an overhead from a fucking boulder beyond ogryn

[warm maple]

Yes, but Skitarii are like tech priest special forces.

Combat Servitors are capable, but mostly as moving weapons platforms

[tall grove]

Zealot has their saving throw thing

[visual vortex]

Zealot and arbites are the most easy baby classs in the game

And everyone that ises them are 40

[tall grove]

That’s why they’re peak

[visual vortex]

And always have an dxcuse for sucking gorilla ass hair

[shy panther]

Castigators stance, that one ability for arbites

[stiff elbow]

hot girls have stomach problems

is this true

[visual vortex]

Idk

In not a girl

[stiff elbow]

u should become one then

[visual vortex]

No

Fuck no

[shy panther]

No
Source : dating ur mom

[dire kayak]

exactly

[visual vortex]

That reminds me of when my doctor tried to make me transition

[dire kayak]

rinda karnak

[stiff elbow]

accept the grandmother's gift or something

[dire kayak]

HUH

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[tall grove]

Ew no
I don’t want cooties

[stiff elbow]

WHAT

[elder merlin]

Everyone mad about expeditions being possible shit and other changes, meanwhile im mad about nothing new in slop shop and the fact they havent given the Ogryn the vermintide 2 mohawk still

[dire kayak]

EXPLAIN OLL

[shy panther]

Oh based doc

[unkempt void]

Gimme like a year and I'll be able to tell you

[tall grove]

I saw that

[visual vortex]

I got my physical and she stood up and asked me if i wanted to transition

I said no

[abstract junco]

Yikes

[stiff elbow]

yes ma'am. . . . .

[dire kayak]

REAL LIFE FORCEFEM I CANT

[elder merlin]

[visual vortex]

Because i dont like sticking needles full of chems into my body

[acoustic pebble]

Sup nerds?

[shy panther]

Hey I mean good to get that out of the way right

Also in most cases it's pills

[acoustic pebble]

What the hell you guys talking about?

[visual vortex]

Ive had worse interactions with women that id rather not think about

[tall grove]

Irl forcefem

[visual vortex]

The time my doctor tried to make me transition

[shy panther]

Don't worry about it Sewer-Scum Jakka

[acoustic pebble]

Want me to skin em alive?

[visual vortex]

Please do

I changed doctors afterwards

[acoustic pebble]

Eyy

[dire kayak]

so real

[warm maple]

So expeditions is already considered shit, huh?

[stiff elbow]

i had a concept in my head that i wrote down on a notepad somewhere about a 40k slow paced horror shooter story game set in like a now-derelict battle barge thats being raided by a xenos threat

kinda like dead space

[visual vortex]

No

[stiff elbow]

i dreamt it

[visual vortex]

I like it

[shy panther]

This community is a prison

[stiff elbow]

it came to me in a dream

[warm maple]

Thats called Space Hulk.

[visual vortex]

People just suck

[elder merlin]

It was considered shit before it even released

[tall grove]

By some oddballs
I like it

[elder merlin]

If you believe those people

[shy panther]

Expeditions is great

[elder merlin]

I still havent played it yet

How is it?

[visual vortex]

Imagine dictating your opinion without even touching the new stuff

[shy panther]

Unfortunately every game has that awful zealot that runs off ahead

[tall grove]

Darktide players when content (they hate everything)

[stiff elbow]

oh shit that IS already a game

[warm maple]

yeah duh lol

[visual vortex]

You need a good team coordination p

[shy panther]

Unfortunately : ahead is not really a thing in a semi open world plane

[stiff elbow]

but its not a dead-space esque horror shooter

[dire kayak]

YES ABSOLUTELY

[elder merlin]

So shit

[stiff elbow]

so it doesnt count

[elder merlin]

Got it

[shy panther]

So he just runs off and fights 7000 crushers from a random patrol

[elder merlin]

[warm maple]

Its sort of Darktide as Space Marines tbh yeah

[visual vortex]

If you want deadspace play deadspace

[warm maple]

But not that good sadly

[shy panther]

And dies instantly, then calls you a liberal and leaves

[visual vortex]

Depends on team

If they're zealot then yeah

[warm maple]

Sorry, its called DEATHWING Space Hulk.

Its sad its not as good as one hopes

[elder merlin]

Lol a watered down version maybe

[stiff elbow]

you play as a navis-imperialis crewmate who has to get off-board while finding weapons and scavenging for supplies while avoiding the xenos threats on ur battle-barge turned space hulk

[sinful relic]

I never see anyone use the bolt gun, is it not good?

[stiff elbow]

and its scary

[unkempt void]

I should be able to play tomorrow if you want

[shy panther]

Which one

[stiff elbow]

a fire concept if i do say so myself

[dire kayak]

YESSS ID BUY THAT SO FAST

[tall grove]

I once had a dude in my strike team beefing with like a squeaky voiced kid
He unironically pulled the lib line lmao

[sinful relic]

The og bolt rifle

[shy panther]

Oughhh liberal you're 7 years old liberal.

[unkempt void]

The boltgun is great imo
Bolt pistol less so but still alright

[visual vortex]

It is very pretty though

[stiff elbow]

you can be my first company shareholder if i ever learn how to develop games/obtain a license from GW to develop a game

[warm maple]

Ye, the environments are well made

[visual vortex]

Everything else is meh

[shy panther]

I personally love the verticality

[tall grove]

Sure thing!
I’ll have guitar tomorrow so there might be an hour or so long intermittence, but then again, considering timezones, it might be before you’re able to get on anyway

[shy panther]

Finally a darktide map where holding W isn't the main thing

[warm maple]

Why does almost every warhammer game be shit :\

[unkempt void]

Probably lol

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[visual vortex]

Because gw is shit

[warm maple]

Or meh

[visual vortex]

Shit creates shot

[shy panther]

Rogue trader exists though

And that's pretty baller

[tall grove]

He thanked the other teammates at the end for “not being a dumb liberal”
Not sure where he got that beyond the kid calling him out for saying the r slur lmao

[visual vortex]

Also id imagine it to be difficult to design a game around the tom-fuckery that happens in 40k

[warm maple]

ehhh

[tall grove]

Because GW sucks

[sinful relic]

Inquisitor martyr is great if not lore shenanigans

[stiff elbow]

not darktide!!

[visual vortex]

Darktide is shit

[royal badge]

Shartride

[tall grove]

Rogue trader is great too

[shy panther]

Pick whichever tomfuckery you wanna depict, there you go

[visual vortex]

But not as shit as other GW games

[stiff elbow]

i actually wouldnt know because darktide is my first and only induction into 40k

[visual vortex]

Warp

[shy panther]

Close your eyes and imagine shit

There you go

[visual vortex]

Ive made every GW game

[warm maple]

I think Warhammer has great potential for video games if people tried. I'd love a game focused on every race at some point

[visual vortex]

Not the tau tho

[warm maple]

(Im not counting dawn of war or total war)

[visual vortex]

Fuck the tau

And the eldar

[royal badge]

What I really want is a battlefield style astra militarum game

[sinful relic]

You're never getting an eldar game unfortunately

[warm maple]

yeah?

[royal badge]

Tau hate is so forced ngl

[shy panther]

I want a Stardew valley type necron game

[tall grove]

I’d certainly fuck the tau

[visual vortex]

I want a GW game where you play as an unnamed guardsman and basically throw yourself at an objective till you manage to complete it with different characters

[tall grove]

Truth nuke

[visual vortex]

Id personally

Not fuck anything that isnt human

[shy panther]

Don't gotta tell me twice

[stiff elbow]

i hate everything in 40k because 40k is supposed to be designed where you are supposed to hate every single faction equally

[elder merlin]

We are cursed by GW and the wishes of the monkey's paw, we wish for more Warhammer games, but they will always be lacking

[royal badge]

Nurgle cult leader sim

[shy panther]

Coward

[warm maple]

Bro has not seen the Tau dissectemy

[visual vortex]

No 40kcis designed to be stagnant

[warm maple]

They are not as pretty as in the fan art bro

[stiff elbow]

but there are SOME factions that deserve more hate than others....
COUGH COUGH THE IMPERIUM COUGH COUGH

[sinful relic]

Tau hate is as boring and unoriginal as ultramarine hate

[visual vortex]

Waaah wahhh

[tall grove]

Virgin xenophobe vs chad xenophile
I’ve portrayed you as the soy virgin and me as the chad
All arguments are now irrelevant

[visual vortex]

Humans bad

[shy panther]

Abaddon sim but it's a Pizzeria Simulator type game

[visual vortex]

Wahhh

[visual vortex]

It's joever

Back to baby bottle

🍼

[merry zodiac]

Hi guys, quick question
Is the game down right now? I'm getting a "Backend Error"

[shy panther]

Nope, try verifying game files

[warm maple]

Play as a Tzeentch Sorcerer stuck in a warp maze

[stiff elbow]

the humans in 40k are motivated to be bad because the material conditions pushed forth by the uncaring upper echelons of imperial society

[shy panther]

Or resetting your internet

[stiff elbow]

This Is My Epic Analysis 😎

[merry zodiac]

Ok ok
Will try that, thank you, kind sir

[warm maple]

Unless your Ciaphas Cain or Commissar Yorick

[shy panther]

Sog my god, it's almost like it's real life...

[violet lintel]

They need to fix the extraction glitch.

[warm maple]

Then you're a fucking gigachad hero

[stiff elbow]

holy soy!!!! this is so media literate and relevant!!!

[royal badge]

Iron warrior in a siege trench simulator

[shy panther]

I must tweet this at my wonderful saviour, Elon "sog" musk

[visual vortex]

I played cyberpunk and this is deep

[tall grove]

It’s almost like 40k is some kinda
Political satire

[warm maple]

Zog it

[stiff elbow]

stop hating fella

[visual vortex]

It's almost as if the original 40k miniatures mocked british politics...

[clever horizon]

netanyahium

[stiff elbow]

stop hating my deep analysis

[visual vortex]

It isnt desp

[stiff elbow]

im very media literate

pay attention to me

[visual vortex]

No

[shy panther]

Tel Aviv impressed

[elder merlin]

I played cyberpunk and now my cock can make toast

[visual vortex]

I played cuberpunk

[royal badge]

Woah now, Imperium aren't that evil

[visual vortex]

And i am sooooo anti-corporate

[elder merlin]

Damn cyberware upgrades

[stiff elbow]

are you sure about that

[shy panther]

Now [faction I don't like] however

[visual vortex]

Compared to other factions yeah

Every faction sucks

[royal badge]

Idk israel's up there

[clever horizon]

yep
eldar

[tall grove]

Cyberpeak mentioned

[visual vortex]

I hate 40k

[warm maple]

"To live in the Imperium is to live in the most brutal corrupt machine in history"

[shy panther]

Except [faction I like]

[warm maple]

Remember that line? lol

[visual vortex]

I cant read

[warm maple]

Sorta paraphrasing

[stiff elbow]

brutal REGIME

[visual vortex]

And all factions are negative in rheir own ways

[stiff elbow]

REGIME**

[gilded depot]

Been gone for a bit. What's the verdict on this new update?

[clever horizon]

unless i lived there

[stiff elbow]

they say REGIME

[royal badge]

The most evil thing about the imperium is the beauracracy

[shy panther]

Machine

[visual vortex]

Orks are in-fighters

Tau are little babies

[shy panther]

Oughhh this coffee maker is evil

[visual vortex]

And have built a system that favors their race over others

[clever horizon]

i really like the new game mode

[warm maple]

British love to queue

[tall grove]

Another 12 quadrillion to the inquisition

[stiff elbow]

the imperium is a reality of the social democrat state

[visual vortex]

Necrons cant make babies

[stiff elbow]

actually

[visual vortex]

The imeeium is the reality rhat we will all live in if california takes over all of the worldp

[shy panther]

Um actually the imperium is the reality of [political wing I dislike for any reason]

[violet lintel]

I thought it was a Theocracy~?

[stiff elbow]

social democrats = HITLERITES!!!